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Bogolyubov Normandy.jpg


Vel. Normandy

Alexey Bogolyubov

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 art

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 09:30 AM (/+uur)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

3 Andy and Opie!

Posted by: Roy at March 30, 2026 09:32 AM (H3P5y)

4 The fishery has selected a new Holy Mackerel.

Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Ve/HL)

5
Vel?
Vel vut?

Posted by: I gotta ask at March 30, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

6 Nice. Love the color of the water and sky.

Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

7 I can smell it from here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:32 AM (AkEZC)

8 4 The fishery has selected a new Holy Mackerel.
Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Ve/HL)

You can tell by the applewood smoke.

Posted by: Roy at March 30, 2026 09:33 AM (H3P5y)

9 'Some day, son- this will all be yours.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 30, 2026 09:33 AM (bss/y)

10 Looks like a photo taken with Steve Inman's potato cam.

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 30, 2026 09:33 AM (cO6oP)

11 I can see the sniper's perch.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2026 09:33 AM (cYBz/)

12 I didn't know Russians landed at Normandy. I thought they were tied up in the east.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Kksvc)

13 'Some day, son- this will all be yours.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD


June 5th, 1944.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:34 AM (Kksvc)

14 The disciples are running late with their catch this morning, son.

Posted by: Roy at March 30, 2026 09:34 AM (H3P5y)

15 Normandy being photobombed by the Rock of Gibraltar.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

16 The fishery has selected a new Holy Mackerel.
Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Ve/HL)


Fake news, the smoke is clearly black.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 09:35 AM (ExV1e)

17 Nice little scene, art.

Posted by: RandomDave at March 30, 2026 09:35 AM (ONKca)

18 Alexey Bogolyubov got around quite a bit.

Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2026 09:36 AM (98kQX)

19 needs bikini sunbather.

Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 09:37 AM (R11M+)

20 "Vel. Normandy" is a notable painting by the Russian artist Alexey Bogolyubov, created in 1880. This artwork exemplifies his expertise in landscape painting, showcasing the beauty of the Normandy region.

Peaceful area. Nothing exciting would ever happen there.

Until it did.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 09:37 AM (Sco7b)

21 'Some day, son- this will all be yours.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 30, 2026 09:33 AM (bss/y)


But I don't want all of this, I just want... to... -- the Prince in Swamp Castle

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 09:39 AM (ExV1e)

22 Well, it's no "River Rouge", so...

Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:40 AM (XuXeR)

23 Some day, son- this will all be yours.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 30, 2026 09:33 AM (bss/y)

But I don't want all of this, I just want... to... -- the Prince in Swamp Castle
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


I just want to...be a dentist.
Posted by: Hermey

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:40 AM (Kksvc)

24 Nice to see they built a chimney that wouldn't burn the place down.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 09:40 AM (Fbc0I)

25 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

26 OBVIOUSLY not aware of the impending global warming sea surge what will kill billions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

27 Vel. could indicate "white"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 09:41 AM (RIvkX)

28 needs bikini sunbather.
Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 09:37 AM (R11M+)




Next up: SVIM vear......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

29 Title doesn't check out.
For some inexplicable reason the artist felt compelled to abbreviate the first word of the tilte and no one knows what it means.

Posted by: Person who checks out titles at March 30, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

30 "Vel. Normandy" is a notable painting by the Russian artist Alexey Bogolyubov, created in 1880. This artwork exemplifies his expertise in landscape painting, showcasing the beauty of the Normandy region.

Peaceful area. Nothing exciting would ever happen there.

Until it did.
Posted by: Stateless


Who won the first Tour De France?

7th Panzer Division is not the correct answer. Who knew?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:43 AM (Kksvc)

31 Some day, son- this will all be yours.'

"You know those five thousand ships you say the Allies haven't got?"

Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:43 AM (XuXeR)

32 *title

Posted by: Person who checks out titles at March 30, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)

33 Next up: SVIM vear......"

"Very nice"

Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:44 AM (XuXeR)

34 Not bad, very pleasant looking. I like the colors.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 30, 2026 09:45 AM (CHHv1)

35 Title doesn't check out.
For some inexplicable reason the artist felt compelled to abbreviate the first word of the tilte and no one knows what it means.

Posted by: Person who checks out titles at March 30, 2026 09:42 AM 

As an artist travelling through Europe, obviously it's the initials of the chicks he was banging through his travels...

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 09:45 AM (Sco7b)

36 > Peaceful area. Nothing exciting would ever happen there.

Until it did.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 09:37 AM (Sco7b)

Yes, it does have its moments of turmoil.

Posted by: William the Bastard at March 30, 2026 09:47 AM (IG3/x)

37
Vel(vet Underground). Normandy

You're welcome!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 09:47 AM (xG4kz)

38 I'm not quite sure how this exemplifies Russian Supremacy...

Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 09:47 AM (uEmCf)

39 Who won the first Tour De France?

7th Panzer Division is not the correct answer. Who knew?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:43 AM (Kksvc)

That was funny. Thanks.

I'm looking at some of this other artists works. He has a lot of paintings of shipwrecks and sea battles.

Pretty cool.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 09:48 AM (Sco7b)

40 Normandy

*************

Operation Oh My Lord! - a limerick

The smiling Frenchman Jean Marc René
Once a year he has sex all the way
If his sex life is so crappy
Well then why is he so happy?
He replies, "Because today is de day!!"

Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 09:48 AM (qgHp7)

41 "Remember, son, just because it's 20 francs in town doesn't mean it's the better deal."

Posted by: That Guy walking with the boy at March 30, 2026 09:49 AM (0sNs1)

42 Can't be Africa. There's a 3 story building.

Posted by: All Cultures Are Equal at March 30, 2026 09:49 AM (oftw2)

43 Mel Torme's hometown. The fog was especially velvety that day.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 09:49 AM (IG3/x)

44 Vel(vet Underground). Normandy

You're welcome!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 09:47 AM (xG4kz)



Do the Humpty hump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

45 While the painting is fine... calm yourself, CBD, I cannot help but think we'd have more comments if there were more bewbs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 09:50 AM (ExV1e)

46 I really like the painting and the scene. Bogolyubov (glad I don't have to pronounce that name) captured the quiet of a beach at low tide. The exposed timbers of the dock, the moist sand and the seaweed left behind the receding water shows that. The breeze is gentle (smoke from the chimney and the fluttering pennants) add to the feeling as does the father and son walking along. There is nothing hurried or hectic about the figures. I like the contrast of the worn wood of the work building and the rocks against the more elegant stone house in the background. Just enough detail to make the distinction clear. It's a pleasant, peaceful scene.

The artist is new to me. I looked up some of his other works. He does wonderful sea and landscapes. There is a hint of John Constable landscapes and the Hudson River School in some of them. Bogolyubov deserves more study.

CBD, thanks. A nice painting and artist to start the week.

Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2026 09:50 AM (yTvNw)

47 "Is that the house where all the Commie spies live?"

Said the little boy to his dad as they walked past it.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 30, 2026 09:50 AM (BHrzb)

48
Dudes on the motorbikes at upper left are making indiscreet inquiries about that "screechy Norski falsetto dude fleeing with the cute chick".

Boundaries between presentation mediums were woefully weak back in those days.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 09:51 AM (xG4kz)

49 Vel(vet Underground). Normandy

You're welcome!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:51 AM (Kksvc)

50 "Remember, son, just because it's 20 francs in town doesn't mean it's the better deal."
Posted by: That Guy walking with the boy
###

Mademoiselle from Armentieres, Parley-voo?

Posted by: Hinky, dinky, parley-voo. at March 30, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

51 I like the painting. Looks peaceful

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 09:52 AM (xT8gx)

52 He replies, "Because today is de day!!"
Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 09:48 AM (qgHp7)

ha

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 09:52 AM (/+uur)

53 Can't be Africa. There's a 3 story building.
Posted by: All Cultures Are Equal


5'7"? I didn't know they could stack shit that high.
Posted by: Gunnery Sgt Hartman

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:53 AM (Kksvc)

54 Man to son, "in a hundred years we're going to get invaded by a bunch of Americans."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 09:54 AM (2GVsD)

55 Fritz built a pillbox on that bluff just before they got word from Brits of the invasion.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 09:56 AM (Fbc0I)

56 19 >>needs bikini sunbather.

My sister did a stint in Leningrad. Said one of her "you're not in California anymore" moments was in Winter, watching people go out at noon to the canal -- protected from the wind but in full sun -- and strip down to their skivvies just to soak up some vitamin D.

Posted by: red speck at March 30, 2026 09:57 AM (Ve/HL)

57 The perfect addition to the wall above the Chowder Bar at the Days Inn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 09:57 AM (+HNx/)

58 Andy and Opie

**********

Sidekicks

Now Snow White has Sleepy and Dopey
And Andy Griffith has Barney and Opie
But it seems, if I recall
That the saddest pair of all
Obama just has Chage-y and Hope-y

Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 09:57 AM (qgHp7)

59
Remember, you do not own seaside property, you merely rent it.

There is an interesting public display at one of the National Parks or Recreation Areas in the vicinity of the Virginia Capes which shows how much the low-lying islands in that area have moved around through the centuries.

Bonus question: what are the names of the two capes that make up the Virginia Capes?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 09:57 AM (xG4kz)

60 Wait. We have a Chowder Bar?
Since when?

Posted by: Random Days Inn employee at March 30, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)

61 Bogolyubov has some pretty nice seascapes. He apparently had a thing for ships.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:59 AM (AkEZC)

62 My sister did a stint in Leningrad. Said one of her "you're not in California anymore" moments was in Winter, watching people go out at noon to the canal -- protected from the wind but in full sun -- and strip down to their skivvies just to soak up some vitamin D.
Posted by: red speck


How do the Inuit do it above the arctic circle? Can't think there would be any good day in winter.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:59 AM (Kksvc)

63 Looked it up:

Veules-les-Roses, Normandy, 1880

BTW, there's a nice portrait of the artist by my favorite Russian painter, Ilya Repin, on Bogolyubov's Wikipedia page.

Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 09:59 AM (lJ0H4)

64
Were this mine, I would display it prominently.

But I would be a dick and insist that visitors to our abode provide an explanation of the "Val." portion of its title.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:00 AM (xG4kz)

65 61 Bogolyubov has some pretty nice seascapes. He apparently had a thing for ships.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:59 AM (AkEZC)

-----------

Good man, that Bogolyubov.

Posted by: Peter the Great at March 30, 2026 10:00 AM (+HNx/)

66 Bonus question: what are the names of the two capes that make up the Virginia Capes?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 09:57 AM (xG4kz)


Victorian and Inverness?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:00 AM (ExV1e)

67 >Bonus question: what are the names of the two capes that make up the Virginia Capes?


*Charles and Henry have entered the chat*

Posted by: Google Maps at March 30, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

68
Alexey "By Golly" Bogolyubov

The dude thoroughly loathed his nickname.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:01 AM (xG4kz)

69
Wait. We have a Chowder Bar?
Since when?
Posted by: Random Days Inn employee


Ever since this place was overrun by chowder heads, so, for a long time now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:04 AM (xG4kz)

70 > How do the Inuit do it above the arctic circle? Can't think there would be any good day in winter.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:59 AM (Kksvc)

Eskimos (who are not all "Inuit" by any means) tend to eat a lot of fish and sea mammal meat, good sources of vitamin D.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 10:04 AM (IG3/x)

71 Ouf, look at those hideous prole buildings. We must put zem in zeir place.

Posted by: William le Bastard at March 30, 2026 10:05 AM (gKWVE)

72 How do the Inuit do it above the arctic circle? Can't think there would be any good day in winter.

From their diet.

Inuit and other Arctic indigenous peoples (often referred to as Eskimos) traditionally obtain Vitamin D
through a diet rich in marine mammals, fatty fish, and raw animal products rather than sunlight. Key sources include seal liver, blubber, salmon, and whale skin (muktuk), which are consumed raw or boiled to maximize nutrient intake.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:05 AM (Riz8t)

73 "Chowderhead" is an informal, derogatory term for someone considered foolish or stupid. It originated as a mispronunciation of "jolterhead," an old insult referring to a blockhead.

Posted by: Getting ahead at March 30, 2026 10:06 AM (2Ez/1)

74 *Charles and Henry have entered the chat*
Posted by: Google Maps

I worked at Cape Henry Collegiate School for 12 years. It's in Virginia Beach.

Posted by: Captain Fork at March 30, 2026 10:06 AM (oftw2)

75 Oh my, the microcephalic brigade has arrived.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:06 AM (Riz8t)

76 Inuit and other Arctic indigenous peoples (often referred to as Eskimos) traditionally obtain Vitamin D through a diet rich in marine mammals, fatty fish, and raw animal products rather than sunlight. Key sources include seal liver, blubber, salmon, and whale skin (muktuk), which are consumed raw or boiled to maximize nutrient intake.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:05 AM (Riz8t)


On the plus side, very few annoying vegans bother the Eskimos about their diet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:07 AM (ExV1e)

77 On the plus side, very few annoying vegans bother the Eskimos about their diet.

Man, that would be a tough dietary row to hoe.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)

78 Interviewer: Why is it titled Vel. Normandy?

Bogolyubov: Vell, eet ees Normandy, no?

Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:07 AM (qgHp7)

79
I think that Portugal's Prince Henry the Navigator had the coolest name.

Dude always knew where he was and to where he was going, not at all like that British dunderhead shackled to MeAgain, the Duchess of Sus.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:07 AM (xG4kz)

80 Seal liver? Again?

Posted by: Eskimo kid, coming in for dinner after a long day playing in the snow at March 30, 2026 10:08 AM (2Ez/1)

81 What am I looking at here?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:08 AM (4NO2D)

82 (X82bt)

Nuke from orbit with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:08 AM (2GVsD)

83 You'd blubber too if you had to eat whale meat all the time!

Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:09 AM (qgHp7)

84
On the plus side, very few annoying vegans bother the Eskimos about their diet.


"Un, lichens scraped from the rocks and algae scraped from the ice. Why do you ask?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:09 AM (xG4kz)

85 > Inuit and other Arctic indigenous peoples (often referred to as Eskimos)

The Inuit only live in Canada.

The Inupiat in Alaska are fairly closely related, but do not generally call themselves "Inuit".

The Yupik in Alaska are not Inuit, and do not like being called that AT ALL. Historically the groups did not get along.

Yes, the languages are related, but it's like calling a Spaniard "French" because they both speak Romance languages.

In other words, it's a "might get your ass kicked" thing.

Stupid "woke" white Canadian communists push the narrative that all Eskimos are "Inuit", and that the word "Eskimo" is racist. They are not and it is not.

Did they bother asking the actual people what they wanted to be called?

Surely you jest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 10:10 AM (IG3/x)

86 You'd blubber too if you had to eat whale meat all the time!
Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:09 AM (qgHp7)


Sometimes they'd eat Expeditionary Penguins.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:10 AM (ExV1e)

87 The sea was tranquil that day, like an old man napping in a deli.

Posted by: George Costanza at March 30, 2026 10:10 AM (DqQS/)

88 Sniper in the widows peak.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at March 30, 2026 10:10 AM (WQDw6)

89 > On the plus side, very few annoying vegans bother the Eskimos about their diet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:07 AM (ExV1e)

Oh, the Greenpeace tards do show up to protest Eskimo whale hunts now and then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (IG3/x)

90 Bonus question: what are the names of the two capes that make up the Virginia Capes?"

Double bonus... Does the hair match the capes?

Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (XuXeR)

91 You'd blubber too if you had to eat whale meat all the time!

Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:09 AM (qgHp7)
-

That's muk talk!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (1o8D5)

92 Now if we can get rid of the CrossFit atheists!

Posted by: Just the punchline at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (2Ez/1)

93 Already a troll here.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (cWLG3)

94 Seal liver? Again?

Posted by: Eskimo kid, coming in for dinner after a long day playing in the snow


You want krill again? Because this is how you get more krill.

Posted by: Fed up Eskimo parent at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t)

95 "Interviewer: Why is it titled Vel. Normandy?"

See #63

Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 10:12 AM (lJ0H4)

96 Already a troll here.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM


A lame one.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:12 AM (4NO2D)

97 Alexey "By Golly" Bogolyubov

The dude thoroughly loathed his nickname.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


***********

Bigly!

Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:12 AM (qgHp7)

98 Sniper in the widows peak.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at March 30, 2026 10:10 AM (WQDw6)
-

I can see the widow but I can't see her peak!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 10:12 AM (1o8D5)

99 Art news;
Paintings by Renoir, Cezanne and Matisse stolen from Italian museum reut.rs/3PTgvAx

Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (gKWVE)

100 Sorry, but we're just not Inuit.

Posted by: The Yupik at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (2Ez/1)

101 Clean up on aisle 73.

Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (lJ0H4)

102
In other words, it's a "might get your ass kicked" thing.


Or get stuffed in a seal's air hole in the sea ice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (xG4kz)

103 94 Already a troll here.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (cWLG3)

---------

Be kind. Maybe the poor dear has Tourette's.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (+HNx/)

104 Art news;
Paintings by Renoir, Cezanne and Matisse stolen from Italian museum reut.rs/3PTgvAx
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (gKWVE)


Did they have an historic first female head of security?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (ExV1e)

105 > Did they bother asking the actual people what they wanted to be called?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 10:10 AM (IG3/x)

It's like the woketards coming up with the idiotic term "Latinx".

Yeah, go into a working class Chicano bar and start calling people that... see what happens.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 10:14 AM (IG3/x)

106 Is that that Normandy house featured in The Longest Day? Looks sorta like it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 10:14 AM (wVcYX)

107 Paintings by Renoir, Cezanne and Matisse stolen from Italian museum

So the 12 tons of Kit-Kats were just a ruse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:14 AM (2GVsD)

108 Let's build this heavy-duty ramp leading right into the English channel.

For no particular reason.

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 30, 2026 10:15 AM (MDua2)

109 (X82bt)
youtu.be/1aUImaOmwDs

Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:15 AM (gKWVE)

110 Clean up on aisle 73.

Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 10:13 AM (lJ0H4)
-

Troll needs to be... blacklisted.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 10:15 AM (1o8D5)

111 @108 I wonder if the kit-kats were swapped out for the artworks.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:16 AM (cWLG3)

112 Posted by: Racist at March 30, 2026 10:06 AM (X82bt)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 30, 2026 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

113 Speaking of you are what you eat, this was baffling but amusing in a wtf kind of way.

https://x.com/i/status/2038344917450408327

Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:16 AM (Riz8t)

114 Based on the persistence of comment 73, we probably could have ignored the whole 100 comment thing today. CBD must have slipped on a first world problem and hit his head.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:16 AM (ExV1e)

115 OT: If it takes 60 votes in the senate to remove illegal aliens from Medicaid, when did they get 60 votes to put them on Medicaid? Or even 51?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 10:17 AM (Kksvc)

116
Did they bother asking the actual people what they wanted to be called?


After having received a few savage beatings, the interrogators eventually figured out that the natives' phrase for "dumb fuckers" had been made in reference to them and was not, in fact, the natives' name for themselves.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:17 AM (xG4kz)

117 94 Already a troll here.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:11 AM (cWLG3)

I'd think they'd all still be resting after the big party Saturday.
Soaking their wrinkled feet in Epsom Salts.

Still pounding down the Tums from all the ethnic food they ate since they were downtown.

Trying to get the booty calls feigning injured backs out of the house.

You don't easily recover from a weekend of elderly sex, prescription drugs and Springsteen rock and roll.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:18 AM (Sco7b)

118 42 there's a building. fify

Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 10:18 AM (R11M+)

119 After having received a few savage beatings, the interrogators eventually figured out that the natives' phrase for "dumb fuckers" had been made in reference to them and was not, in fact, the natives' name for themselves.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 10:18 AM (Kksvc)

120 OT: If it takes 60 votes in the senate to remove illegal aliens from Medicaid, when did they get 60 votes to put them on Medicaid? Or even 51?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 10:17 AM (Kksvc)



Owebamacare. Reconciliation. 51 votes. Wasn't it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

121 Nice, I like this.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 30, 2026 10:21 AM (nz1sK)

122
Tonight! On "In Search Of..."!

Who was behind the great Kit Kat Kaper? And why were paintings from cheese eating surrender monkeys caught in its snares?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:21 AM (xG4kz)

123 On the plus side, very few annoying vegans bother the Eskimos about their diet.

Vegans. Also a source of vitamin D.

Posted by: Hey, I'm Just the Chef at March 30, 2026 10:22 AM (rxwdW)

124 I'm enjoying reading about Andy Weir dab on the modern-audience Trek shows. Apparently he offered a "pitch", as they call it, but Paramount turned him down and filmed gay klingons in space instead.
It seems rare that an author would dare attack such a woke darling. Usually they're fat blobs of quivering jello like Brandon Sanderson or Peter Hamilton (the list could go on and on).

Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:22 AM (gKWVE)

125 Who was behind the great Kit Kat Kaper? And why were paintings from cheese eating surrender monkeys caught in its snares?

It was Auric Butterfinger

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:23 AM (2GVsD)

126 "Un, lichens scraped from the rocks and algae scraped from the ice. Why do you ask?"

**********

Dietary Angst - a limerick

A young Inuit kid, just a whelp
Tried a vegan diet, all by himself
"No more whale meat and blubber,
It all tastes like rubber!"

It turned out to be a cry for kelp.

Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:23 AM (qgHp7)

127 You don't easily recover from a weekend of elderly sex, prescription drugs and Springsteen rock and roll.
Posted by: Stateless


Disco Stu don't advertise.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:24 AM (gKWVE)

128
It was Auric Butterfinger
Posted by: Anna Puma


Nice! LOL!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:24 AM (xG4kz)

129 It turned out to be a cry for kelp.
Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:23 AM (qgHp7)




ba-dum, TISSSSSS

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

130 Ladies and gentlemen, your modern leftist: gender-confused white man refuses to enter Trader Joe's because there are too many...older white people.

https://is.gd/HzCTE6

Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:25 AM (Riz8t)

131 72 plus lots of them die from fermenting muktuk on their fridgidaire's.

Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 10:26 AM (R11M+)

132 I did not have mockery of the Inuit diet on my bingo card for the day.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:26 AM (Riz8t)

133 Finish your brussel sprouts, Jimmy.
There are starving Inuit kids in the Artic, you know...

Posted by: Your mother at March 30, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

134
I wonder if the kit-kats were swapped out for the artworks.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO


In an alternate universe, we young'uns built frontier forts and stockades with Kit Kat bars, and not Lincoln Logs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:27 AM (xG4kz)

135 129
It was Auric Butterfinger
Posted by: Anna Puma

Nice! LOL!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:24 AM (xG4kz)

THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AURIC MEANS FROM GOLD AND BUTTERFINGERS ARE SORT OF GOLD.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 30, 2026 10:28 AM (cWLG3)

136 Finish your brussel sprouts, Jimmy.
There are starving Inuit kids in the Artic, you know...


Yeah, like we'd eat those things. They look like walrus turds.

Posted by: Inuit kids at March 30, 2026 10:28 AM (Riz8t)

137 My wife told me "Finish your dinner. There are people starving in Africa!"

I told her "Have sex with me. There are men horny in Canada!"

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at March 30, 2026 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

138
I did not have mockery of the Inuit diet on my bingo card for the day.
Posted by: Archimedes


One must be mighty nimble in order to remain au courant here at the 'Q!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:28 AM (xG4kz)

139 I dunno about dying from fermentation, but the old school distillation was to freeze the booze and scrape off the water ice.
DO NOT DO THIS. Proper distillation as practiced by the, uh, Muslims leaves a mostly pure ethanol. Freeze distillation will leave methanol and other toxic compounds.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:28 AM (gKWVE)

140 Star Trek Academy has been cancelled even though the masochists will get a second season that was already in the can.

And it seems Kurtzman is finally on the way out. So, it is safe for Andy to mouth off in the hope they pick him to save the series.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:28 AM (2GVsD)

141 Who was behind the great Kit Kat Kaper? And why were paintings from cheese eating surrender monkeys caught in its snares?

It was Auric Butterfinger
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:23 AM (2GVsD)

Chunky, James Chunky.

Posted by: 007 at March 30, 2026 10:30 AM (wVcYX)

142 Ladies and gentlemen, your modern leftist: gender-confused white man refuses to enter Trader Joe's because there are too many...older white people.

https://is.gd/HzCTE6
Posted by: Archimedes

And judging from the cars in the parking lot(my last trip to TJ's was a couple of weeks ago)they are all middle class and upper middle class. Quel horror!

Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2026 10:30 AM (lJ0H4)

143 Just......wow.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

144 131 Ladies and gentlemen, your modern leftist: gender-confused white man refuses to enter Trader Joe's because there are too many...older white people.

https://is.gd/HzCTE6
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:25 AM

-----
Dude. Instacart.
And therapy.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)

145 I suspect we're going to be threatened with commenter registration again.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (gKWVE)

146
Wth

Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (3ek7K)

147 141 Star Trek Academy has been cancelled even though the masochists will get a second season that was already in the can.

And it seems Kurtzman is finally on the way out. So, it is safe for Andy to mouth off in the hope they pick him to save the series.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:28 AM (2GVsD)
--
Tanned and ready!

Posted by: Will Wheaton at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (cWLG3)

148
https://is.gd/HzCTE6
Posted by: Archimedes



Wow....Broken. Just completely broken.

God didn't get it wrong. That thing did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

149 Shut up Wesley

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:32 AM (2GVsD)

150 In 2023 Gavin Newsom did what he called a "Red State" tour and visited Alabama, Florida and a few other red states.
Newsom's wife said she brought her children to the red states so they could learn about racism, sexism, and bullying first hand.

-
You know, like going on a safari.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)

151 I suspect we're going to be threatened with commenter registration again.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (gKWVE)



Yeah. Cob's better address asap, I would imagine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

152 In California it is legal to marry first cousins, it is not legal in Mississippi or Louisiana.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:33 AM (2GVsD)

153
Where is the hall monitor?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 10:33 AM (3ek7K)

154 The cobs went AWOL?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:33 AM (cWLG3)

155 I picked up the red phone.

Posted by: Piper at March 30, 2026 10:33 AM (OoFl2)

156 I see that Soyjak Party has made it into this site.

Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 10:34 AM (iXqHn)

157 In 2023 Gavin Newsom did what he called a "Red State" tour and visited Alabama, Florida and a few other red states.
Newsom's wife said she brought her children to the red states so they could learn about racism, sexism, and bullying first hand.

-
You know, like going on a safari.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)

I bet they went to the doc to get shots beforehand.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2026 10:34 AM (wVcYX)

158 Where is the hall monitor?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 10:33 AM (3ek7K)/i]


We'll need a TJM sighing forthwith.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

159
https://is.gd/HzCTE6
Posted by: Archimedes

Wow....Broken. Just completely broken.


Did that thing have a plushie in its lap?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:34 AM (xG4kz)

160 https://is.gd/HzCTE6
Posted by: Archimedes

Wow....Broken. Just completely broken.

God didn't get it wrong. That thing did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)


Not only broken, he deprived all those old white people of his vibrant diversity. He's basically a Nazi.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)

161 It seems reddit has made an appearance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

162 If anyone missed it, Stephen Colbert did the computer voice in Starfleet Academy. It was like they were intentionally trying to piss off half the audience from the start.

Strange New Worlds hasn't been too bad. The first 2 seasons were kind of fun, at points.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:36 AM (Sco7b)

163 Rose colored glasses, heart tats under each eye, nose ring, blue colored hair, morbidly obese.

That is not how to go through life.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:36 AM (2GVsD)

164 Not only broken, he deprived all those old white people of his vibrant diversity. He's basically a Nazi.

"I feel out of place".

My friend, you'd be out of place on Mars.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 10:36 AM (Riz8t)

165 164 It seems reddit has made an appearance.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

Nah. More than likely either KF or Soyjak.Party.

Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 10:37 AM (iXqHn)

166
Newsom's wife said she brought her children to the red states so they could learn about racism, sexism, and bullying first hand.


So non-judgmental!

When are you taking your little darlings into the heart of Oakland, Sugar Tits? They'd get a better education there and for far less cost, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026 10:37 AM (xG4kz)

167 163 https://is.gd/HzCTE6
Posted by: Archimedes

Wow....Broken. Just completely broken.

God didn't get it wrong. That thing did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

Not only broken, he deprived all those old white people of his vibrant diversity. He's basically a Nazi.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)
----
Is zhey posting here right now? Would explain a lot.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:37 AM (cWLG3)

168 Can smell the salt water and decay.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 10:38 AM (snZF9)

169 Not worth a response.

Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:38 AM (qgHp7)

170 Is zhey posting here right now? Would explain a lot.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:37 AM (cWLG3)



I would love to see the list of pharmaceuticals it's on currently.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

171 The troll plays with words like a cretin plays with poo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 10:38 AM (RIvkX)

172 163 https://is.gd/HzCTE6
Posted by: Archimedes

I've seen enough Jerry Springer and Maury to bet big dollars her boyfriends have all been black.

So she feels their suffering...

I'm sure I can't be the only one thinking she was going to pick her butt when she reached behind her...

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:38 AM (Sco7b)

173 The troll plays with words like a cretin plays with poo.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 10:38 AM (RIvkX)



Ipso facto, it plays with poo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

174 The troll plays with words like a cretin plays with poo.

We have a former President of the United States posting here?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:39 AM (2GVsD)

175 Newsom’s wife sounds like a peach!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 10:39 AM (+m+QQ)

176 73 is still there.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:39 AM (cWLG3)

177 We have a former President of the United States posting here?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:39 AM (2GVsD)




You won't be laughing when I find who shit my pants........

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 30, 2026 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

178 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang.
Not an impressive piece of art, but it does appeal to me.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 10:42 AM (2WIwB)

179 I wouldn't mind a registration, as long as no ID is required. I would have it be a pain in the ass, maybe 10 of those annoying select-all-with-bicycle things in a row.

And require a day or two wait before you can comment.

This would end the weak drive-by trolls without being a PITA for regulars by giving real teeth to bannings.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:42 AM (4NO2D)

180 The troll plays with words like a cretin plays with poo.

We have a former President of the United States posting here?
Posted by: Anna Puma



Jump back Joe. I'm coming for ya!
Posted by: Corn Pop

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 10:42 AM (Kksvc)

181 . . . Bogolyubov (glad I don't have to pronounce that name) captured the quiet of a beach at low tide. The exposed timbers of the dock, the moist sand and the seaweed left behind the receding water shows that. . . .
Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2026

***
"Boh-GUL-you-bov"

(aka "Less and less I like this Yakubovsky!")

Very handsome painting. I think it's Grandpa and Grandson or -daughter walking on the strand; I can just make out the grown man's walking stick. Of course, in 1880 well-to-do men carried walking sticks whether they were limped or not, so it could be Dad and Son/Daughter.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 10:43 AM (wzUl9)

182 Not only broken, he deprived all those old white people of his vibrant diversity. He's basically a Nazi.

"I feel out of place".

Casting for The 5th Element is down the hall, bub.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 30, 2026 10:43 AM (MDua2)

183 Nothing says 'in touch with the common man' like labeling the entire Midwest and South as rabid racists.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

184 https://is.gd/HzCTE6
Posted by: Archimedes

Wow....Broken. Just completely broken.

God didn't get it wrong. That thing did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

Whatever that is its toast. Unfit for life on planet earth.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 10:43 AM (snZF9)

185 180 I wouldn't mind a registration, as long as no ID is required. I would have it be a pain in the ass, maybe 10 of those annoying select-all-with-bicycle things in a row.

And require a day or two wait before you can comment.

This would end the weak drive-by trolls without being a PITA for regulars by giving real teeth to bannings.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:42 AM (4NO2D)
---
I don't see how that would work unless you ban VPN networks, which might also prevent cobs from posting from France.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:44 AM (cWLG3)

186 A new The Fugitive.

Braxton McCoy
@braxton_mccoy
It wasn't me. It was the no-armed man. You find this man! You find this man!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 10:45 AM (ndZc7)

187 Bonus question: what are the names of the two capes that make up the Virginia Capes?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026


***
Cloak Cape and Opera Cape?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 10:45 AM (wzUl9)

188 Bers

Fit for only Planet Zootopia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:45 AM (2GVsD)

189 Bonus question: what are the names of the two capes that make up the Virginia Capes?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026



Fred and Ethel?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

190 Just saw on Facebook:

Alberta is booked for surgery in October.
They’re having a government removed.


😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 10:46 AM (Kksvc)

191 Perhaps it's AI.

Posted by: Who can tell? at March 30, 2026 10:46 AM (2Ez/1)

192 Bonus question: what are the names of the two capes that make up the Virginia Capes?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026

***
Cloak Cape and Opera Cape?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 10:45 AM (wzUl9)

No capes!

Posted by: Edna Mode at March 30, 2026 10:46 AM (wVcYX)

193 I don't see how that would work unless you ban VPN networks, which might also prevent cobs from posting from France.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:44 AM


You would have to log in to comment, you can't comment until 48 hours after creating your account, if you get banned you have to create a new account, painfully, and wait another two days.

IP addresses wouldn't matter.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:46 AM (4NO2D)

194 Damn if I had posted OT before a hundred comments I would have been deleted immediately.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 10:47 AM (V4IXI)

195 @195 That would help deter bot accounts, but not determined trolls.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:47 AM (cWLG3)

196
No capes!
Posted by: Edna Mode at March 30, 2026 10:46 AM (wVcYX)



Well shucks.

Posted by: The Justice League at March 30, 2026 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

197 Nothing says 'in touch with the common man' like labeling the entire Midwest and South as rabid racists.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

So you think the troll is Mrs. Newsom?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)

198 'salright

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (DgMqy)

199 Let's spell it out:

People Newson's wife considers vibrant diversity: pet-eating Haitians, rapey/jihadi Afghans and Syrians, murderous TdA Venezuelans, scammy Somalis*.

People Newsom's wife considers unsafe bigots: Alabamans and Floridians.

Gotcha!

*IIRC, over 90% of Somali women have had clitorectomies - and they do it in the US, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (Suwql)

200 The visible nic must be separate from the account login though.

Changing nics is fundamental to this board, at least BEN ROTHLISBERGER thinks so.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (4NO2D)

201 I wish they'd all go back to Africa.

Posted by: Racist San Franpsycho


They're not terribly fond of 'em there.

I honestly feel kinda bad for them, in a sense. The moment they started to properly belong here, along comes Obozo and it gets completely scotched, possibly for good. Many will never really "belong" anywhere, and it's their own actions, but goaded by people who never had their best interests at heart.

It's a tragedy top to bottom.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (OUMaO)

202
So you think the troll is Mrs. Newsom?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)



There's a greater than zero chance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)

203 Bonus question: what are the names of the two capes that make up the Virginia Capes?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026

Batman and Robin

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (V4IXI)

204 is.gd links don't work on my work computers.

Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 10:49 AM (iXqHn)

205 Das Normandie? Normandie?!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 10:50 AM (ZPDpH)

206 Ciao. Back to life, liberty, and the pursuit of hobby. Jya ne minna.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 10:50 AM (2GVsD)

207 Inuit and other Arctic indigenous peoples (often referred to as Eskimos) traditionally obtain Vitamin D
through a diet rich in marine mammals, fatty fish, and raw animal products rather than sunlight. Key sources include seal liver, blubber, salmon, and whale skin (muktuk), which are consumed raw or boiled to maximize nutrient intake.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026


***
Sounds as appetizing as the dried squid my late cat Chekov loved. I'd buy it for him at the local Asian market and he'd gobble it. His brother Wolf wouldn't touch it -- and Wolf was a big-time eater.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 10:50 AM (wzUl9)

208 is.gd links don't work on my work computers.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 10:49 AM (iXqHn)



My company has banned all shortened URL's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

209 134 finish your hiball, there are sober children in india.

Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 10:50 AM (R11M+)

210 Not all heroes wear them.

Posted by: Or so I've been told at March 30, 2026 10:50 AM (2Ez/1)

211 I don't see how that would work unless you ban VPN networks, which might also prevent cobs from posting from France.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO


Plus some of us are posting from multiple devices in multiple locations in the course of an average day. Could be an issue.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 10:51 AM (OUMaO)

212 That would help deter bot accounts, but not determined trolls.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:47 AM


Trolls lack the patience and work ethic to get around even a free account. For each account they have to go create a fakemail account, then work through 10 rounds of disqus crap, then wait two days, to create an account they can use on one thread before being banned and having to start over.

What you want is max pain for min gain.

Trolls are lazy and stupid by nature.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:51 AM (4NO2D)

213 Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 10:48 AM (OUMaO)

*********

Wake up Brother Tim. Don't cut/paste the troll droppings.

Posted by: muldoon at March 30, 2026 10:51 AM (qgHp7)

214 Nick Cannon created a stir this weekend. From ew

Nick Cannon calls Democrats 'the party of the KKK,' voices support for Trump: 'Motherf---er's cleaning house'

"I f--- with Trump," Cannon told guest Amber Rose on his "Big Drive" web show this week


The Dems should be kind of worried...

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:51 AM (Sco7b)

215 You won't see an Inuit with a six pack unless it's beer.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 10:51 AM (V4IXI)

216 Bonus question: what are the names of the two capes that make up the Virginia Capes?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2026


***
Kirk and Spock
Solo and Illya
Lorelai and Rory
?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 10:52 AM (wzUl9)

217 If a Pixy has an idea ready to implement he could freeze the hashes temporarily (so bans stick) until it's done.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:52 AM (cWLG3)

218 Wake up Brother Tim. Don't cut/paste the troll droppings.

Posted by: muldoon


Ugh. Serves me right. Thanks.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 10:52 AM (OUMaO)

219 Just saw on Facebook:

Alberta is booked for surgery in October.
They’re having a government removed.


😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 10:46 AM (Kksvc)

Funny shit. I was watching a few motorcycle tour vids from people riding down from alaska and through Alberta. Alberta looked really nice, dare I say almost american. It needs to get that Canadian blister off it's ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 10:53 AM (snZF9)

220 221 Wake up Brother Tim. Don't cut/paste the troll droppings.

Posted by: muldoon

Ugh. Serves me right. Thanks.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 10:52 AM (OUMaO)

Absolvo te.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 10:53 AM (pDt9x)

221 Calvin and Hobbes.

Posted by: Just the punchline at March 30, 2026 10:53 AM (2Ez/1)

222 >>Bonus question: what are the names of the two capes that make up the Virginia Capes?


Charles and Henry

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 10:53 AM (Suwql)

223 If a Pixy has an idea ready to implement he could freeze the hashes temporarily (so bans stick) until it's done.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:52 AM


Hashes are IP derived, that's why VPNs get around the ban. Logins are not IP dependent. Move, use a public machine, use VPN.. none of that matters with a login.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:54 AM (4NO2D)

224 I've thought this through.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:54 AM (4NO2D)

225 Needs more landing craft and barrage balloons.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 30, 2026 10:55 AM (TezPK)

226 >>Nick Cannon calls Democrats 'the party of the KKK,' voices support for Trump: 'Motherf---er's cleaning house'


Heh. Cannon is exceedingly rich and has many children.
He's fully invested in the future.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 10:55 AM (Suwql)

227 I've thought this through.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:54 AM (4NO2D)



It seems we've had this discussion several times and none of it will ever happen.

This site is what this site is and it won't change anytime soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

228 I just want to keep the nics separate from the login.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:55 AM (4NO2D)

229 We've had open posting for 25 years. And a lot worse troll infestation.

We have always done better than just managing it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

230 228 Needs more landing craft and barrage balloons.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 30, 2026 10:55 AM (TezPK

Give it about 84 years...

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:56 AM (Sco7b)

231 Designated driver.

https://is.gd/UWmLnF

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 10:56 AM (ndZc7)

232 What is the objection to free unverified logons?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:56 AM (4NO2D)

233 226 If a Pixy has an idea ready to implement he could freeze the hashes temporarily (so bans stick) until it's done.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:52 AM

Hashes are IP derived, that's why VPNs get around the ban. Logins are not IP dependent. Move, use a public machine, use VPN.. none of that matters with a login.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:54 AM (4NO2D)
---
I'm game as long as it doesn't require location IDs or PII.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 10:57 AM (cWLG3)

234 64.

Sorry.
Need more coffee

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 10:57 AM (Sco7b)

235 I just want to keep the nics separate from the login.

Posted by: toby928(c)


Xitter handles it fairly well, so it can be done.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 10:57 AM (OUMaO)

236 Designated driver.

https://is.gd/UWmLnF
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 10:56 AM (ndZc7)



Don't drive angry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

237 230 I've thought this through.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:54 AM (4NO2D)


It seems we've had this discussion several times and none of it will ever happen.

This site is what this site is and it won't change anytime soon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

My opinion is that our HQ ain’t broke, don’t need fixin’. By far the most user friendly site on the net.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 10:58 AM (pDt9x)

238 Let them roam. It's a waste if Shareblue money, they never get traction here, it's just a chickenfuck for them, at $0.50 a post or whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2026 10:58 AM (BI5O2)

239 Xitter handles it fairly well, so it can be done.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 30, 2026 10:57 AM


Does it? I thought if I changed my handle on twitface it changes it on all my posts and responses.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 10:58 AM (4NO2D)

240 I love this site just as it is. That we can "sign" our comments as by whatever name matches the joke we're making is a delight.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 10:58 AM (wzUl9)

241 Spent half the thread commenting and worrying about a troll or two. Luv ya but ...

Posted by: You know better at March 30, 2026 10:59 AM (NFX2v)

242 154 Where is the hall monitor?

there's a hall monitor at my current place of employment. mounted just opposite the main entrance. it shows a rotation of images that include a calendar, a summary of upcoming events, and currently noted employees.

Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 10:59 AM (v3pYe)

243 Normandy 1890? Yogi Berra will be strafing and firing rockets at your shore in 50 years.

Posted by: One of the All-Time Greats at March 30, 2026 11:00 AM (oftw2)

244 @239 Xitter is inundated with accounts impersonating Western media with fake engagement.
https://x.com/bonchieredstate/status/2038212261597118818

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 11:00 AM (cWLG3)

245 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

246 I love this site just as it is. That we can "sign" our comments as by whatever name matches the joke we're making is a delight.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 10:58 AM (wzUl9)

Yeah we just need a rapid response death squad to visit the assholes in mommy's basement. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 11:01 AM (snZF9)

247 Spent half the thread commenting and worrying about a troll or two. Luv ya but ...
Posted by: You know better at March 30, 2026 10:59 AM


It's a technical discussion. It was just prompted by the sackless worm. But designing systems is what I spent 40 years doing, so I can't stop myself from thinking about how to improve computer things.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 11:03 AM (4NO2D)

248 220 If a Pixy has an idea ready to implement he could freeze the hashes temporarily (so bans stick) until it's done.

corned beef hash > frozen hash

Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 11:03 AM (v3pYe)

249 My theory is most trolls are closeted homosexuals.

Like Ernst Rhom.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 11:04 AM (V4IXI)

250 All trolls are Average Joe.

Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at March 30, 2026 11:05 AM (4NO2D)

251 There be noodness.

Posted by: Noodlum at March 30, 2026 11:07 AM (2Ez/1)

252 184 hard to agree or disagree with a one word post.
(paraphrasing peter boyle), "it's a word..."
i sympathize with your sediments.

Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 11:09 AM (R11M+)

253 183 meant one above

Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 11:09 AM (R11M+)

254 veal normandine.

Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 11:13 AM (R11M+)

255 208 mine too. and the search words gun or knife. but for some weird reason, american thinker finally comes through.

Posted by: cmeat at March 30, 2026 11:14 AM (R11M+)

256 It turned out to be a cry for kelp.
Posted by: muldoon

LOL

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 30, 2026 11:35 AM (6U1c2)

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