Mid-Morning Art Thread

Odalisque with Tambourine
Henri Matisse

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Nooded into the hijinks below.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (NcvvS)

4 I'll look this up.

Offhand I wouldn't hang. Maybe over a space toilet.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Sco7b)

5 Troon with football.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C)

6 Itty bitty titties with Fred Flintstone feet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

7
ESPONJA!11!!!!!11

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (tljrc)

8 MAN FEET

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (ZxPkt)

9 One grape stompin' bish.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

10 I was expecting ottoman man.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

11 jar of yak butter.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

12 *looks around*

Is it safe?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (XuXeR)

13 There are nipples there!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (OW907)

14 Those feet? Whoa!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

15 I like Matisse. I've got a print of his Harmony in Red hanging in my kitchen.

Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

16 Good heavens- her feet are twice the size of her head

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

17 She's not setting my cymbals off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (2GVsD)

18 5 Troon with football.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C)

Jharles Chonson?

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (FpHTM)

19 This is Mrs Tamborine Woman, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (n17eQ)

20 This is what happens when you let the lead singer's girlfriend in the band. Jazz Odyssey.

Posted by: Delurker at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (gtcuf)

21 Honestly I’m an art ignoramus so maybe don’t deserve to comment… but this picture is hideous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (OW907)

22 Boobs, but long torso/short legs is an unfortunate build plan. Oh, and the whole "odalisque is a sex-slave" thing. Remember, though, Islam loves women!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (JCZqz)

23 16 Good heavens- her feet are twice the size of her head
---------------
The bigger the waistband....

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (n17eQ)

24 Matisse loved big feet, and I cannot lie.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (T0ulU)

25 In Scotland, we have lasses who do "The Dance of the Seven Army Blankets".

Posted by: Hoot Mon! at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2)

26 Is it just me, or is she weirdly proportioned? Long torso? Short legs?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (lZt8q)

27 This art looks like it belongs on a bad ceramic pot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (2GVsD)

28 Well, there ya go: morning titties!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (Suwql)

29 Love this painting. Would hang, and then hope female visitors to my house would emulate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (T0ulU)

30 Now available for kids' birthday parties.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (+HNx/)

31 She ain't gonna make much in tips.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (AkEZC)

32 Two Spinal Tap references within four comments. Hive Mind.

Posted by: Delurker at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (gtcuf)

33 Artist Name: Henri Matisse (French, 1869-1954)
Title: Odalisque with Tambourine (Harmony in Blue)
Date: 1926
Culture: French
Medium: Oil on canvas
Dimensions: 36 1/4 x 25 5/8 in. (92.1 x 65.1 cm)

Interesting, when I went to several sites, half of them had the same title but it was a nude painting.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (Sco7b)

34 MORE ~~COWBELL~~ TAMBOURINE!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (Suwql)

35 Good heavens- her feet are twice the size of her head
Posted by: Don Black

I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (JCZqz)

36 Good concept, poor execution.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (AlhUl)

37 Is it just me, or is she weirdly proportioned? Long torso? Short legs?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM

Narrator: It was not, in fact, just him.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (bFu5X)

38 Just to clarify the nood below: 'normal-ish' referred to the formatting of the post, not the Matisse.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 09:37 AM (NcvvS)

39 obelisk odalisque.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:37 AM (R11M+)

40 As a tambourinest she was just okay. She found her true talent in winemaking,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (+HNx/)

41 Tracy Lochner wore a sheer blouse to school in 9th Grade. Sent home quickly, but I got a peek and a poke.

Posted by: Her Claim To Fame at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (oftw2)

42 At least she's not required to wear a burqa. I guess.

*shrug*

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (yLa2J)

43 obelisk odalisque.

Walk like an Egyptian, way oh way oh

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (2GVsD)

44 On thing about Matisse, he was consistent. Like this one
Would hang , thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (19SAM)

45 Well, she won’t need snowshoes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (1027l)

46 OK, got to go walk the dog - hope I see some white-breasted nuthatches and bushtits at the park to complete my morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (Suwql)

47 31 just the tips.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+)

48 She's doing the goat dance, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (n17eQ)

49 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (OW907)

50
Boobs (sort of) but no canine. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:39 AM (tgvbd)

51 Those are man feet, baby!
Posted by: Austin Powers

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:39 AM (U7QMZ)

52 Peculiar stuff, this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:39 AM (wzUl9)

53
Hey, Missus Tambourine Babe...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:40 AM (tgvbd)

54 49 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (OW907)

Unibrows as far as the eye could see?

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (FpHTM)

55 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (OW907
******
Kind of like a nudist colony.
Concept vs participants.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

56 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

You got your belly button lint in my shwarma!
You got your shwarma in my belly button!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (U7QMZ)

57 Is it just me, or is she weirdly proportioned? Long torso? Short legs?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026

***
No, not just you. Her head is tiny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

58 I like big feet and I cannot lie

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot Matisse at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (T0ulU)

59
This is her off-season job. She's otherwise a running back for the Packers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (tgvbd)

60 54 ripe for the plucking.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (R11M+)

61 Matisse is consistently uninteresting to me. I get that a lot of people like him, and he at least attempted to give his viewers visual pleasure (unlike most 20th Century art), but the execution is just really lacking in vitality. I get the sense that if Matisse had a high speed internet connection, he's spend all day gooning rather than painting.

Posted by: the lower depths at April 06, 2026 09:42 AM (PrKv7)

62 49 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (OW907)

I was at a Turkish place once that did this. I didn't know in advance. The food was great. And the chicks were easy on the eyes. But I'm kinda shy and a little reserved. And by "kinda" and "a little," I mean the Victorians would have thought me uptight. It was really uncomfortable (for me).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:42 AM (lZt8q)

63 You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026
*
Unibrows as far as the eye could see?
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026

***
At least this lady does not exhibit unibrow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

64 Isn’t that the pose from that terrible “Say Anything” movie with that terrible assfuck commie prick?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 06, 2026 09:42 AM (c0nnI)

65 Did Matisse start the painting thinking he was going to put a vase of flowers at her feet, or did he just get to the end and say, "oh what the hell"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:42 AM (+HNx/)

66 Something had to go horribly wrong in the execution of this painting that we're focusing on feet and not boobs.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:43 AM (Sco7b)

67
No, not just you. Her head is tiny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

___________.

Q: Are violas larger than violins?

A: No, violists heads are just smaller.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:43 AM (tgvbd)

68 > Kind of like a nudist colony.
Concept vs participants.
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Or a nude beach. The clientele is... lacking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 09:43 AM (AkEZC)

69
My Nerves Were Jangled - a limerick

There once was a young harem girl known as Rose
Who was famous for striking a seductive pose
But when we went to copulate
I found I couldn't concentrate
All those rings on her fingers and bells on her toes!

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (qgHp7)

70
She looks like early Frieda Kahlo.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (tgvbd)

71 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

You got your belly button lint in my shwarma!
You got your shwarma in my belly button!

Crap. Now I want a gyro. And there is NO place within 100 miles of here that even knows how to spell it, much less make it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (U7QMZ)

72 Great. NOW she'll be expecting me to fit those mashers in a size 6.

Posted by: Al Bundy at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

73 Interesting subject but ultimately amateurish.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (DgMqy)

74 58 I like big feet and I cannot lie
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot Matisse at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (T0ulU)

Patterson and Gimlin unavailable for comment.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:45 AM (FpHTM)

75 Crap. Now I want a gyro. And there is NO place within 100 miles of here that even knows how to spell it, much less make it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (U7QMZ)

Mmmmmm.......gyro..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

76 I'll be in my bunk.......

Posted by: Rex Ryan at April 06, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

77 Looks like something Doug Jr. would draw.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

78 tiny areolas or significant nips?
i just learned aureola is halo.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (R11M+)

79 Q: Are violas larger than violins?

A: No, violists heads are just smaller.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has a short neck & 4 strings.

A fiddle has a redneck & 4 strangs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (U7QMZ)

80 I like big feet and I cannot lie
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot Matisse at April 06, 2026

***
You'd love us!
( -- N. Kidman and C. Theron)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (wzUl9)

81 I've never really cared for Matisse except for "The Peonies" or some of his other paintings with flowers in them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (ix8EF)

82 She looks like early Frieda Kahlo.

No moustache

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (2GVsD)

83 71 Crap. Now I want a gyro. And there is NO place within 100 miles of here that even knows how to spell it, much less make it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (U7QMZ)

There are a few Greek places around where I am that do them.

The Lebanese place shut down years ago, though.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (FpHTM)

84 Mmmmmm.......gyro..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Valley View Mall food court. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:47 AM (U7QMZ)

85 >>> 33 Artist Name: Henri Matisse (French, 1869-1954)
Title: Odalisque with Tambourine (Harmony in Blue)
Date: 1926
Culture: French
Medium: Oil on canvas
Dimensions: 36 1/4 x 25 5/8 in. (92.1 x 65.1 cm)

Interesting, when I went to several sites, half of them had the same title but it was a nude painting.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (Sco7b)

Where is it displayed, Quentin Tarantino's house?

Posted by: obligatory at April 06, 2026 09:47 AM (9vFyc)

86 Crap. Now I want a gyro. And there is NO place within 100 miles of here that even knows how to spell it, much less make it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (U7QMZ)

Mmmmmm.......gyro..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

Yeah now I’m hungry!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:48 AM (YobFY)

87 I hate Picasso, but Picasso forgot more than Matisse ever learned and could still make something pretty. Matisse never could.

I hate Matisse, a completely untalented hack and amateur.

NO TALENT! NONE!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 06, 2026 09:48 AM (BHrzb)

88 There are a few Greek places around where I am that do them.

The Lebanese place shut down years ago, though.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (FpHTM)

----------

Just does to show that two women should never go into business together.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:49 AM (+HNx/)

89 75 maybe you can find some al pastor.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:49 AM (R11M+)

90 Even though I thought it was an ugly painting right off, my eyes immediately went to the nipples… it took the comments for me to notice the immense feet!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:49 AM (YobFY)

91 This lady is a supermodel as far as these kinds of ladies go. The Hollywood version of Arab concubines are all sultry Joe Mannix babes. The realty is Admiral Akbar. And some were men.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 06, 2026 09:50 AM (c0nnI)

92 I thought she was holding up a football and doing a touchdown dance.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 09:50 AM (/TlUl)

93 I thought she was holding up a football and doing a touchdown dance.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 09:50 AM (/TlUl)

The Icky Shuffle.

"get some cold cuts....get some cold cuts."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

94 Get a load of those cankles!

Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 09:51 AM (/TlUl)

95 Some 1st year art student could do better

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 09:51 AM (bNQqW)

96 88 you're thinking of thespians.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)

97 Even though I thought it was an ugly painting right off, my eyes immediately went to the nipples… it took the comments for me to notice the immense feet!

Right? I saw the nips and no longer cared if she even had feet.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 09:52 AM (2ocoG)

98 91 This lady is a supermodel as far as these kinds of ladies go. The Hollywood version of Arab concubines are all sultry Joe Mannix babes. The realty is Admiral Akbar. And some were men.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 06, 2026 09:50 AM (c0nnI)

I'm reminded of the episode of Arrested Development where Job set Michael up with "Nazhgalia", an ugly middle-eastern "lady" played by the dude who went on to play Abed's father in an episode of Community.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:52 AM (FpHTM)

99 Wtf

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 06, 2026 09:52 AM (dwAvz)

100 Even though I thought it was an ugly painting right off, my eyes immediately went to the nipples… it took the comments for me to notice the immense feet!

Right? I saw the nips and no longer cared if she even had feet.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 09:52 AM (2ocoG)

*glances at art*

*sees nips*

*goes in search of beav*

F*CK!!!! The FEET!!!!! Holy moly......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

101 I don't think she'd fit those feet into Shaq's shoes.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (FpHTM)

102 There have been many great female tambourine players
Susie Partridge
Donna Jean Godchaux
Cher

Posted by: Gen Augusto Pinochet at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (RIvkX)

103 This lady is a supermodel as far as these kinds of ladies go. The Hollywood version of Arab concubines are all sultry Joe Mannix babes. The realty is Admiral Akbar. And some were men.

IDF bikini babes >>>>>>>>> Arab concubines.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (2ocoG)

104
Even though I thought it was an ugly painting right off, my eyes immediately went to the nipples…

____________

That's because you're a normal, red-blooded American man, not a fetishist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (tgvbd)

105 /savior of democracy sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (RIvkX)

106 Either Matisse sucked at painting, or he deliberately painted this woman with ridiculous proportions. Which raises the question: would I throw this in the fire or the woodchipper?

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (ZxPkt)

107 This lady is a supermodel as far as these kinds of ladies go. The Hollywood version of Arab concubines are all sultry Joe Mannix babes. The realty is Admiral Akbar. And some were men.

No wonder the men are always raiding and looting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (2GVsD)

108 96 88 you're thinking of thespians.
Posted by: cmeat

Our own Weird Dave is an avowed Thespian!

Posted by: NTTAWWT! at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (oftw2)

109 102 There have been many great female tambourine players
Susie Partridge
Donna Jean Godchaux
Cher

---------

Don't forget Davy Jones

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (+HNx/)

110 Waiting on Piper's critique of whatever that is she is wearing.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (Y1sOo)

111
No wonder the men are always raiding and looting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (2GVsD)

__________

And boys are slimmer and more flexible.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (tgvbd)

112 Our own Weird Dave is an avowed Thespian!

Does his wife know?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (2ocoG)

113 Are they practicing Thespians?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (2GVsD)

114 The Horde does not disappoint in comment-making.

Well done!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (wVcYX)

115 IDF bikini babes…. Oh yeah, I’ll be in my bunk… a nice palette cleanser after Bigfoot

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (/iXAp)

116
Our own Weird Dave is an avowed Thespian!

Posted by: NTTAWWT! at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (oftw2)

____________

Also known to masticate frequently.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:56 AM (tgvbd)

117 Tracy Lochner wore a sheer blouse to school in 9th Grade. Sent home quickly, but I got a peek and a poke.
Posted by: Her Claim To Fame at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (oftw2)
====
Tube tops ftw

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 09:56 AM (RIvkX)

118 Crap. Now I want a gyro. And there is NO place within 100 miles of here that even knows how to spell it, much less make it.
Posted by: rickb223

I bet you regret opposing unlimited immigration NOW!

Posted by: Leftists at April 06, 2026 09:57 AM (JCZqz)

119 Are they practicing Thespians?

They're professional thespians, to borrow a very old Beavis and Butt-head joke.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 09:57 AM (2ocoG)

120 No, not just you. Her head is tiny.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

She probably never even met a mermaid to cause it, either.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 09:58 AM (/TlUl)

121 102 that's what happens when you let the keyboard player's sister in the band. my first two shows (auditorium, uptown) featured her... later shows were improved.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:58 AM (R11M+)

122 Weird Dave is a thespian?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:58 AM (/iXAp)

123 Also known to masticate frequently.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

No, that guy got perma-banned in your absence.

Posted by: Self-Starter, Self-Abuse at April 06, 2026 09:58 AM (oftw2)

124 Thespis in ancient Greece was supposed to have been the first "actor," the first person to go on stage playing a character other than himself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)

125 Big feet and little tits. A miss in any man's league.

Posted by: Obscure Sopranos reference at April 06, 2026 09:59 AM (XvL8K)

126 Miranda Devine has a good takedown this morning of that loony AWFL bint who's married to Gavin Newsom.

https://tinyurl.com/z4kt3wzm

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:59 AM (+HNx/)

127 116 your epidermis is showing.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 10:00 AM (R11M+)

128 I think I'm in love!

Posted by: Bigfoot at April 06, 2026 10:02 AM (cWLG3)

129 Everyone seems in agreement that belly dancing just isn't for her.

Maybe she could make a lateral career move and be one of the nude models off which people eat food.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:02 AM (Sco7b)

130
This lady is a supermodel as far as these kinds of ladies go. The Hollywood version of Arab concubines are all sultry Joe Mannix babes. The realty is Admiral Akbar. And some were men.

Since these were sex slaves captured in raiding parties, they kinda self-selected for fat and slow.

The hawt, fit babes could run away to safety.

And then, there's this.

"Abdul, we barely caught any sex slaves!'
"Well...what about that fat guy over there. He smells kinda musky like a she goat caught in the rain."
"Abdul, you have the heart of a romantic! Okay,. C'mere you sexy sexy chubby!"

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:02 AM (iJfKG)

131 124 after thespis, i'm gonna regret breaking the seal.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)

132 Maybe she could make a lateral career move and be one of the nude models off which people eat food.
Posted by: Stateless

So yer sayin' she's a dish?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 10:03 AM (diia5)

133
This is what happens when you go slave hunting in Ireland and kidnap a Riverdancer for your harem.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:03 AM (iJfKG)

134 126 I see that in the picture that Mrs. Newsom is wearing a cross. Does she think Jesus would endorse all her political and social opinions including- I suspect- abortion without limits?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 10:04 AM (PFs9e)

135 132 a few dozen raw oysters would fit nicely.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)

136 If I mentally strip away the outfit - hush, it's not for that purpose - the proportions aren't completely horrible except for the feet. But I would expect the hair to be long and flowing, and a little more bounce in everything, as it were.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 06, 2026 10:04 AM (aJQbY)

137 Jennifer Seibel is every bit as insufferable as you would expect of any woman willing to marry Gavin Newsom.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)

138 I'd like to say she has a cute face, but at closer look, she looks like the monster freak brother from The Goonies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

139 Oh crap.

CNN - Trump is considering 45 Day ceasefire in war with Iran.

That always goes well and leads to everlasting peace.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:06 AM (Sco7b)

140 137 i saw a clip from the pscircling back psaki creature. htey are both crawling skin inducing.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (R11M+)

141 The FEET!!!!! Holy moly......
Posted by: Sponge

************

The look in her eyes was so sweet
And her boobies a scintillating treat
She had Betty Davis eyes
And succulent thighs
But Lord help us, those Fred Flintstone feet!

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (qgHp7)

142 Jennifer Seibel is such a shallow self-centered person that she will never understand why others can't be as awesome as her. While also never realizing she is merely an accessory to her husband's political career.

Maybe she will wise up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (2GVsD)

143 But Lord help us, those Fred Flintstone feet!
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (qgHp7)

You, sir, are one of a kind. We're blessed to have you around.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

144 Jennifer Seibel is every bit as insufferable as you would expect of any woman willing to marry Gavin Newsom.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)

How to explain Kimberly Guilfoyle and her connection to Don Jr?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:08 AM (/iXAp)

145 Jennifer Seibel is such a shallow self-centered person that she will never understand why others can't be as awesome as her. While also never realizing she is merely an accessory to her husband's political career.

Maybe she will wise up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (2GVsD)

She made her boys play with dolls. She took the kids to flyover country because she wanted to "expose them first hand to racism and bigotry."

She's a living, breathing piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

146 > How to explain Kimberly Guilfoyle and her connection to Don Jr?
----------
Gold digger

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 10:09 AM (AkEZC)

147 (Seriously, the clothes are... hideous and not even proportioned or positioned right for her body!)

Stateless - 1) CNN, so, take it with an entire block of salt, 2) Trump loudly 'considers' these things a lot, I think it's more maneuver and trying to figure out who considers themselves the current leaders.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 06, 2026 10:10 AM (aJQbY)

148 >>Tube tops ftw

Summer school between 11th & 12th grade. Girl in the class wore short-shorts every good-weather day. Best were a peach-coloured pair. All the guys tried to get the seats behind her. "How's everything?" "Peachy!"

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (NcvvS)

149 Canada may turn to retired police officers to carry out a door-to-door confiscation of firearms, a senior official told a member of Parliament during a March hearing.

-
I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

150 Boobs. Goodmorning. In that order.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 06, 2026 10:12 AM (sl73Y)

151 bad art, great tits

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 06, 2026 10:12 AM (xcxpd)

152 I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

It's been a shithole since Pierre Trudeau

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:13 AM (kJmLc)

153 I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

They will comply.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 10:13 AM (BI5O2)

154 Thespis in ancient Greece was supposed to have been the first "actor," the first person to go on stage playing a character other than himself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to do something a little different in the Acropolis tonight.

I give you Keith Richards!

*turns back to audience*
*turns around quickly*

"Oy! Where me 'eroin! You cloth-eared slags of Poseidon!"

*laughter*
*applause*

Oh, thank you!!!! Thank you! Don't forget to try the grape leaves!'

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:14 AM (iJfKG)

155 Kimberly Guilfoyle‘s official portrait as ambassador to Greece is…. Not flattering. You’d think she’d get a look at it and approval privileges before release but maybe not?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:14 AM (/iXAp)

156 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

Kate at smalldeadanimals had a post saying only 2% complied and this was more of a liberal PR stunt. Every gun 'recovered' cost a crazy, California amount of money.

Because stupid liberals.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:14 AM (Sco7b)

157 How to explain Kimberly Guilfoyle and her connection to Don Jr?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:08 AM (/iXAp)
===

See above.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:14 AM (RIvkX)

158 Reminds me: I always hated that song, Mr. Tambourine Man. I mean, "Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me." What the hell? Can you really take requests when you play tambourine? It's a fucking drum head with some cymbals stuck to the side. It's like asking a guy with a snare drum to play Freebird.

Idiotic.

Posted by: red speck at April 06, 2026 10:15 AM (Ve/HL)

159 Iran rejects call for temporary ceasefire to reopen Hormuz and says peace talks ‘incompatible’ with threats. Tehran does not believe that Washington is ready for a permanent ceasefire, however, and will not accept being pressured to accept deadlines and make a decision, the unnamed source said.

We bombed them TWICE during active negotiations. Let’s just assume the Iranian regime isn’t going to fall for that a third time in the span of 2 months. Seems best to just ignore our calls and let the toddler thrash about.

Their position only gets stronger as Trump keeps looking like he doesn’t have a next step planned and makes empty threats one after another. A land invasion will be a quagmire that eats up the rest of his term if he gets baited into it.

They have to realize by now that a major coordinated attack at market open on a Monday could lead to an unconditional Trump surrender within days. The market is literally the only thing in America that Trump cares about, because his friends and family personally profit from it.

His market manipulation attempt not going as planned. Who the fuck is allowing themselves to be manipulated like this?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 10:16 AM (JCZqz)

160 133
This is what happens when you go slave hunting in Ireland and kidnap a Riverdancer for your harem.
Posted by: naturalfake

Erin go braless?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (JCZqz)

161 I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

Sadly, I'll bet some will.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (n9ltV)

162 149 Canada may turn to retired police officers to carry out a door-to-door confiscation of firearms, a senior official told a member of Parliament during a March hearing.

-
I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

sounds like a good way to have a civil war but this is Canada.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (xcxpd)

163 Cheap at the price!

BREAKING: California doesn't have enough money to finish building a high speed rail system to connect San Francisco and Los Angeles and now they want $125 BILLION MORE!
"The entire amount of money we need is not there..."
And now they want more money than Amtrak has EVER received in their history.
CBS notes: "That’s more funding than Amtrak has received in its history, and still leaves a shortfall of roughly $90 billion."
INSANE.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)

164 me: I always hated that song, Mr. Tambourine Man. I mean, "Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me." What the hell? Can you really take requests when you play tambourine? It's a fucking drum head with some cymbals stuck to the side. It's like asking a guy with a snare drum to play Freebird.

Idiotic.
===
Spoonman

Feel the rythmn with your hands.

Posted by: Artis the spoonman at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (7SdRm)

165 Best plan: Bomb Iran till it begs for mercy and surrenders. It must be total and irrevocable. Hang all the islamists who killed their own citizens, go full Mussolini.
Deport all foreign students start with Islamic countries.
No more H1Bs, NONE. Deport the ones we have now
Otherwise they'll stay forever and advocate for their real country.

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:19 AM (kJmLc)

166 Nipples!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:22 AM (bss/y)

167 sounds like a good way to have a civil war but this is Canada.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (xcxpd)

Cannucks will kneel.

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:23 AM (kJmLc)

168 I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

They will comply.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Door mat I want.

https://tinyurl.com/4d55vaf9

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:24 AM (U7QMZ)

169
Tippy-tippy-tippy TING!!
Tippy-tippy-tippy TING!!
Tippy! Tippy! Tippy BANG! BANG! BANG!
Tippy! Tippy! BANG! Tippy!

Tippy-tippy-tippy TING!!
Tippy-tippy-tippy TING!!
Tippy! Tippy! Tippy BANG! BANG! BANG!
Tippy! Tippy! BANG! Tippy!
TING! Tip! Ting! Tip!
TING!...
...

Posted by: Mr Tambourine Man Playing "Freebird" at April 06, 2026 10:24 AM (iJfKG)

170 166 Nipples!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:22 AM (bss/y)

Even on the screen behind her! Nipples is the theme, not that stupid tambourine.

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:24 AM (kJmLc)

171 sounds like a good way to have a civil war but this is Canada.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (xcxpd)

Cannucks will kneel.
Posted by: night lifted

As of the deadline, less than 2% have complied.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:24 AM (U7QMZ)

172 Odalisque with Tambourine
Henri Matisse

Oddly out of proportion, and it doesn't seem to be instructional, but that's not why it's up so it's time for some levity. Have fun!

Would only hang the original if a free gift.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:25 AM (NFX2v)

173 Economics With Squaw Speaks With Forked Tongue!

Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.
If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:25 AM (ndZc7)

174 As of the deadline, less than 2% have complied.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:24 AM (U7QMZ)

When the Canadian Gestapo arrive, they'll cave and report their neighbors.

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:25 AM (kJmLc)

175 No green tambourine?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:26 AM (XuXeR)

176 173: Or just stop funding NGO fraud. Start with Caritas

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:26 AM (kJmLc)

177 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over."

That's funny right there.

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:27 AM (XuXeR)

178 Since we're talking Canada and guns, 'Hobo with a Shotgun' was filmed in Nova Scotia.

I didn't think Canadian film-makers had it in them but that was a fun, messed up movie that was actually touching at points. Free on Tubi.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:27 AM (Sco7b)

179 "Okay - so you're say there's a chance..." - Bozo the Clown.

Posted by: Boswell at April 06, 2026 10:27 AM (j10i6)

180 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.
===
Obviously 7 billion dollars doesnt buy what it used to...

What a maroooon

Posted by: Bugs at April 06, 2026 10:28 AM (7SdRm)

181 Why doesn't Jeff Bezos want to give free insulin to everyone?

Because he's a wrecker and a saboteur, that's why.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:28 AM (+HNx/)

182 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. A Matisse eh? Well. It's colorful.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:29 AM (2WIwB)

183 I guess Fauxcahontas doesn't realize that if you tax unrealized gains (i.e., "wealth") that those assets immediately drop in value. These people are economic illiterates.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 10:29 AM (cWffP)

184 Odalisque with Tambourine

I'd be embarassed. Whoever he was using for a lower-leg model could hold a John Deere tractor overhead.

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 10:30 AM (IJqrQ)

185 Nice legs

*sigh*

Posted by: Joe Swanson at April 06, 2026 10:31 AM (Y1sOo)

186 Lucky CBD did post a similar painting from Matisse that has this lady without the shirt showing the hair under her arms.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:32 AM (V4IXI)

187 What's also funny is the claim that there are only 1.7 million illegals in Texas..

(Well, the number is dropping... but still)

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:32 AM (XuXeR)

188 Tambourine girl can’ts get dem feets in my 13 1/2 boots, dey too bigs, dem feets.

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 10:32 AM (SPjSm)

189 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

Well, I don't care much about everybody getting free insulin, but-

If He can swing a free case of Pappy Van Winkle

and a couple dip Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cone for me,

I'll take that.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:32 AM (iJfKG)

190 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.
If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

Sounds like Communism to me.

I'm sure that free lunch for kids in Texas wouldn't include kids from wealthy parents.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:33 AM (V4IXI)

191 Going after rich people who will "have to get a smaller yacht" is the biggest political cheap shot of all time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:34 AM (+HNx/)

192 couple = double

thx AC

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:35 AM (iJfKG)

193 guess Fauxcahontas doesn't realize that if you tax unrealized gains (i.e., "wealth") that those assets immediately drop in value. These people are economic illiterates.

Taxation based on what " they" say you have. Not a power you want to give anyone. Ever.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (sl73Y)

194 How much free insulin is Pocahontas giving out.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (KtOUo)

195 175 No green tambourine?
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:26 AM (XuXeR)

Ugh.

Hey Mr Tambourine Man is another in the 'fun when you're a kid, horrific when you're older' songs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (bss/y)

196 free case of Pappy Van Winkle"

What? Don't you know that TrumpTariffs have caused Canadians to stop buying bourbon, thus forcing fire sale prices?

(That was the actual bullshiitte line last year...)

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (XuXeR)

197 Wealth distribution will always be a part of the first step of communism.

After the useful idiots are convinced people like Warren can stop and start the flow of giveaways to control the masses.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (V4IXI)

198 Going after rich people who will "have to get a smaller yacht" is the biggest political cheap shot of all time.
Posted by: Cicero

And they hate billionaires now since there are a lot of millionaires on their side.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (NR6c1)

199
Hey!

It's a jingle-jangle morning after all!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:37 AM (iJfKG)

200 200?

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 10:38 AM (NR6c1)

201 How much free insulin is Pocahontas giving out"

How much sugar can we pump into food?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:38 AM (XuXeR)

202 The Left are born without the ability to determine cause and effect. Or to make logical comparisons.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:38 AM (V4IXI)

203 Where’s the thunder? (H/t, Porcupine Tree)

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 10:39 AM (E6xSb)

204 This shouldn't be funny but bereavement.

https://is.gd/7pjhLP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)

205 Going after rich people who will "have to get a smaller yacht" is the biggest political cheap shot of all time.
Posted by: Cicero

It's not like you are going to shame John Kerry.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:40 AM (U7QMZ)

206 How much free insulin is Pocahontas giving out"

How much sugar can we pump into food?
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:38 AM (XuXeR

Y'all reminded me of my favorite'Dick Cheney is so mean' thread we had years ago.

Cheney is so mean he takes candy away from babies...and gives it to diabetic babies.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:40 AM (V4IXI)

207 them: "We just know that if you sold everything you have and give it to the government, it will be worth a total of 24x! So your wealth tax is 9.6x!"
stupid guy: *sells everything rapidly, market crashes, only makes 0.63x, total*
them: "Sorry, your wealth tax assessment is set in stone. Also you owe a late fee. And a processing fee. And a fee fee. Now, who will be our victim next year that we claim is hoarding all the wealth..."

Posted by: RandomDave at April 06, 2026 10:40 AM (aJQbY)

208 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.

Just thinking outside the teepee here, Liz, but would they even need the insulin if you quit poisoning them thru the free lunch program? Would they need free school lunches if you quit taxing them to pay for the illegals to take their jobs and live and send their kids to school here?

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (IJqrQ)

209 "ring ding ding, what does the fox say?"

https://youtu.be/3_e8bQ6i43o

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (2GVsD)

210 I bet Pocahontas gets Amazon prime deliveries all the time and loves the service

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (YobFY)

211 She forgot her pasties!

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (Wmg4n)

212 It's not like you are going to shame John Kerry.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:40 AM (U7QMZ

He's never made any money. He's only married money.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (V4IXI)

213 202 The Left are born without the ability to determine cause and effect. Or to make logical comparisons.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:38 AM (V4IXI)

It's not that. It's just stupidity, demagoguery and stoking envy in the masses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (bss/y)

214 Obama puppet, Liz Warren, is still in Congress.

Joseph R. Biden, Jr. 46th President of the United States: 2021—2025
What They Are Reading in the States: Heeding March 03, 2023
Across the country, local news organizations are highlighting the announcement by Eli Lilly to cap out-of-pocket expenses for its insulin products at $35 a month, heeding calls from President Joe Biden for drug makers to lower prices and cap out-of-pocket expenses for insulin for all Americans.

Eli Lilly's announcement follows President Biden's historic Inflation Reduction Act, which last year capped insulin prices at $35 a month for seniors on Medicare with diabetes. The announcement also comes on the heels of President Biden's powerful State of the Union address, in which the President made clear that this life-saving benefit should apply to everyone, not just Medicare beneficiaries.

This action, driven by the momentum from the Inflation Reduction Act, could benefit millions of Americans with diabetes in all fifty states and U.S. territories. The President continues to call on Congress to finish the job and cap costs at $35 for all Americans.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:42 AM (NFX2v)

215 What? Don't you know that TrumpTariffs have caused Canadians to stop buying bourbon, thus forcing fire sale prices?

(That was the actual bullshiitte line last year...)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (XuXeR)

Crown Royal will no longer be bottling and distributing out of ON, but rather AL.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 10:42 AM (E6xSb)

216 I don't know about insulin, but some hospitals are saving money by just showing her picture instead of giving out castor oil.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 10:42 AM (/TlUl)

217 He's never made any money. He's only married money."

It was the easy way to catch up...

/ wait for it...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:42 AM (XuXeR)

218 It's not that. It's just stupidity, demagoguery and stoking envy in the masses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (bss

They all can be true.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:43 AM (V4IXI)

219 He's never made any money. He's only married money.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

He's a politician. I'm sure he's stole his fair share.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:43 AM (U7QMZ)

220 210 I bet Pocahontas gets Amazon prime deliveries all the time and loves the service
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (YobFY)

I had to get some more flea and tick stuff for Reef. I was thinking 'Going to have to go to Feeder's Supply.' Then thought 'It's a bit late, I could just order of Amazon and use the time saved to stare off into space with a stupid look on my face, thinking about tits.'

I ordered off Amazon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:44 AM (bss/y)

221 Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.

***********

He's going to need a bigger swimming pool!

Posted by: Scrooge McDuck at April 06, 2026 10:45 AM (qgHp7)

222 He's never made any money. He's only married money.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026

Not that there is anything wrong with that. 😂

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 10:46 AM (Wmg4n)

223 use the time saved to stare off into space with a stupid look on my face, thinking about tits.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:44 AM (bss/y)

Always a good use of time!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:46 AM (YobFY)

224 A new dog toy.

https://is.gd/M0G0Qr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

225 Crown Royal will no longer be bottling and distributing"

That would be ok, too...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:47 AM (XuXeR)

226 180 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.
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If he paid your wealth tax??? How much is fauxcahontas's wealth tax?? How much is she worth??

Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2026 10:47 AM (EneHm)

227 All the lefties on CNN and MS Now have been complaining about how the $200 billion requested by the Pentagon could be put to better use.

So could money for all the fraudand illegal immigrants.

By the way, from, I know, zerohedge.

In yet another jaw-dropping display of elite hypocrisy, Barack Obama’s Chicago Presidential Center – long derided as the “Tower of Doom” – now requires proof of U.S. citizenship or lawful permanent residency just to enter a ticket giveaway for its grand opening ceremony on June 18, 2026

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:47 AM (Sco7b)

228 In yet another jaw-dropping display of elite hypocrisy, Barack Obama’s Chicago Presidential Center – long derided as the “Tower of Doom” – now requires proof of U.S. citizenship or lawful permanent residency just to enter a ticket giveaway for its grand opening ceremony on June 18, 2026

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:47 AM (Sco7b)
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You can have my ticket.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:48 AM (RIvkX)

229 You can have my ticket."

I'd pay someone to take my ticket...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:49 AM (XuXeR)

230 224 A new dog toy.

https://is.gd/M0G0Qr
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

You're coming with me, bitch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:50 AM (bss/y)

231 The only surprise is that Warren didn't use Musk in her example.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:50 AM (V4IXI)

232 The only surprise is that Warren didn't use Musk in her example."

She couldn't spell "Elon"

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:51 AM (XuXeR)

233 Why do I need a ticket to see a presidential library? I thought they were free.

What's that? My lifetime of taxes weren't enough?

Fuck off...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 10:51 AM (AkEZC)

234 How the Artemis plumbing problem was solved.

https://is.gd/kqIW3E

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:53 AM (ndZc7)

235 233 Why do I need a ticket to see a presidential library? I thought they were free.

What's that? My lifetime of taxes weren't enough?

Fuck off...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 10:51 AM (AkEZC)

The netflix deal was a long time ago. Mansions are not cheap, cracker.

Posted by: Obama Foundation at April 06, 2026 10:53 AM (bss/y)

236 234 How the Artemis plumbing problem was solved.

https://is.gd/kqIW3E
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:53 AM (ndZc7)

Using single ply?

Posted by: Obama Foundation at April 06, 2026 10:53 AM (bss/y)

237 The Inflation Reduction Act (IRA) of 2022 is a landmark U.S. law focusing on clean energy, healthcare cost reduction, and corporate tax reform. It aims to reduce the deficit by $300 billion over a decade through a 15% corporate minimum tax and increased IRS enforcement, while investing in climate change initiatives and lowering prescription drug prices.

USA Today, May 2023, What is the Inflation Reduction Act? Everything to know about one of Biden's big laws

So what happened, Senator Chuck Schumer?

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:53 AM (NFX2v)

238 asterix and odalisque were some good comics

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (oY6Yp)

239 I assume he's doing them but you don't hear about Obama doing those 400k speeches. Maybe nobody wants to hear from him.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

240 How the Artemis plumbing problem was solved.

*********

Hopefully not with a royal flush...

Posted by: No Kings at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (qgHp7)

241 239 I assume he's doing them but you don't hear about Obama doing those 400k speeches. Maybe nobody wants to hear from him.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

It's probably easier and more profitable to pimp out Mooch.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:56 AM (Sco7b)

242 Block Club Chicago, April 3, 2026 - Hyde Park, Woodlawn, South Shore
Obama Center Announces Grand Opening Sweepstakes, Summer Youth Sports
Entries to win two tickets to the launch party with “global leaders and world-renowned artists” are accepted through noon Sunday. Officials also announced paid basketball and volleyball programs for South Side teens alongside After School Matters.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:57 AM (NFX2v)

243 239 I assume he's doing them but you don't hear about Obama doing those 400k speeches. Maybe nobody wants to hear from him.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

They probably decided to just pay him the money rather than have him show up an hour late (I assume that has only gotten worse in 'retirement.')

Posted by: Obama Foundation at April 06, 2026 10:57 AM (bss/y)

244 'fun when you're a kid, horrific when you're older'

Ah. Life.

Posted by: Nodding sagely and in thyme at April 06, 2026 10:57 AM (TbWk/)

245 WRT the Ryan Long piece in the sidebar, it looks like he was attempting...

*puts on sunglasses*

Mishin': impossible.

YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2026 10:57 AM (GDFK9)

246 Is the problem with the crapper is that they won't design one that flushes the waste into space?

If so that's the stupidest thing ever.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:58 AM (V4IXI)

247 241 239 I assume he's doing them but you don't hear about Obama doing those 400k speeches. Maybe nobody wants to hear from him.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

It's probably easier and more profitable to pimp out Mooch.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:56 AM (Sco7b)

Yes...I imagine she does a lot better with the angry black women than Baraaaack...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 10:58 AM (eajtS)

248 239 I assume he's doing them but you don't hear about Obama doing those 400k speeches. Maybe nobody wants to hear from him.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

He's probably doing them in Durkadurkastan.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 10:59 AM (FpHTM)

249 The Obama Presidential Library is a federal, all-digital archive managed by NARA to store records, while the Obama Presidential Center is a privately operated, 19-acre campus in Chicago (opening 2026) featuring a museum, community spaces, and a branch of the Chicago Public Library. They are distinct projects managed by different entities.

Never shall the educational records and others of interest ever be seen.🤷‍♀️

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:00 AM (NFX2v)

250 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it

And then next year, he and other rich people will have relocated assets that you couldn't touch, Pokahonkey.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 11:00 AM (NR6c1)

251 146 like a hooker, only smarter.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 11:01 AM (R11M+)

252 Will Mooch be at the Obama Lieberry opening? She could be useful if a little old white lady needed a volume from the higher shelves.

Posted by: RIP Harambe at April 06, 2026 11:01 AM (oftw2)

253 250 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it

And then next year, he and other rich people will have relocated assets that you couldn't touch, Pokahonkey.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 11:00 AM (NR6c1)

And the price of insulin would skyrocket.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:01 AM (bss/y)

254 >>>Is the problem with the crapper is that they won't design one that flushes the waste into space?

Poo gets stored onboard, pee gets ported out into space.

Apparently, the problem was with a fan not working when they activated the system once in space.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (Y1sOo)

255 Poo gets stored onboard, pee gets ported out into space.

Apparently, the problem was with a fan not working when they activated the system once in space.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (Y1sOo

Why store the poo? The universe area is only 93 billion light years.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (V4IXI)

256 Apparently, the problem was with a fan not working when they activated the system once in space.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (Y1sOo)

Heh. Just like a weak fan in a hotel bathroom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (bss/y)

257 Nood.

Rant.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (Sco7b)

258 CNN reports Trump considering a cease-fire! REEEEEE

Posted by: MSM is credible lol at April 06, 2026 11:07 AM (9CBNQ)

259 I wonder if they have that weird heat lamp.

Do hotels still have that? I seem to remember it more as a kid. It mystified me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:07 AM (bss/y)

260 All the jokes aside, the toilet was not plugged up. The fan in question creates a suction that in zero G draws the waste away from the astronauts' bodies and into waste receptacles.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:09 AM (Y1sOo)

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