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House Rejects Senate Deal
Plus: JD Vance Affirms That Ilhan "Omar" Committed Immigration Fraud, Vows to Pursue Her Legally

So. Now that the Senate Republicans made a deal without bothering to clear it with their counterparts in the House, the House Republicans have rejected it, and now begins the "It's a Republican shut-down, they're enabling terrorism" op.

House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., says House Republicans will not accept a Senate-passed bill to fund the majority of the Department of Homeland Security, minus ICE and border patrol.

The Senate bill does not include additional funding for Immigration and Customs Enforcement or Border Patrol -- and it does not include any of the demands Democrats made to limit the tactics of federal immigration officers. Republicans in the House met Friday after the legislation passed and rejected the plan.

"This gambit that was done last night is a joke," Johnson told reporters at the Capitol.

Johnson said the House will vote instead on a stop-gap spending bill to fund the entire Department of Homeland Security until May 22.

"I spoke to the president a few moments ago, he understands exactly what we're doing and why. And he supports it," Johnson said.

Johnson said he expects Republicans will pass the bill in the House, leaving the Senate to take up the measure. However, is very unclear if the stop-gap could pass in the Senate. Senators have already left Washington and Democrats have refused to vote for any spending bill that funds ICE.

Johnson also referred to Trump's promise to pay TSA agents through executive action as a near-term way to alleviate backups at airports across the country. Trump signed a memo Friday, to do so.

Is he right to reject it?

Overton
@overton_news

1h

Mask off moment.

Speaker Mike Johnson QUESTIONS whether Senate Republicans actually read the bill they passed to the House before heading on recess.

Johnson then turned to the cameras and read a jaw-dropping section aloud for the media.

JOHNSON: "This gambit that was done last night is a JOKE."

"I'm quite convinced that it can't be that every Senate Republican read the language of this bill, and I'm going to just read you one excerpt of it, because it's pretty alarming, and it says everything that you need to know."

"In section four...this is on page two of the bill...."

"It says, 'The contents printed under the headings of this bill, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and border security operations under the heading of US Customs and Border Patrol and Protection shall have no force or effect for purposes of this act and amounts specified in the final bill under the subheading border security operation, and under the heading U.S. Customs and Border Protection, and under the headings of US Immigration and Customs enforcement, in the Department of Homeland Security shall be...ZERO.'"

"We're not doing that."

I don't know if that means the additional funding that had previously been in the bill is reduced to zero, or if it means all the funding these agencies currently have is reduced to zero. I suspect it means the former, not the latter. That is, it stops the new funding, which I don't like but which we already knew, not the already-in-place funding.

But I'd like clarification.

In more fulfilling news: As you know, Vance was appointed by Trump to be the country's fraud investigation tsar. The left scoffed at this claiming it was a fake appointment because, you see, there is no widespread welfare and medicaid fraud in America, and so this was a time-wasting assignment designed to humble and punish Vance.

In reality, of course, it's just about the greatest prize a Republican politician should want.

He will use his position, he says, to investigate Ilhan "Omar," proclaiming she "definitely committed immigration fraud."

This is regarding her fake-marrying her gay brother to give him a fraudulent immigration status in the US, not about she herself being added to another person's family to commit immigration fraud. (That is, she came in pretending to be a member of a family which had an immigration approval.)

Vice President JD Vance said Friday that Rep. Ilhan Omar defrauded the US by allegedly marrying her brother to help him remain legally in the country.


"We actually think that Ilhan Omar definitely committed immigration fraud against the United States of America," Vance told right-wing podcaster Benny Johnson on the latest episode of his show.

Vance added that he's been discussing legal remedies with White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller, explaining that questions have been raised: "How do you go after her? How do you investigate her? How do you actually build the case to actually get some justice for the American people?"


The vice president claimed the Minnesota Democrat "has been at the center of a lot of the worst fraudsters in the Somalian community" -- and that was also something that should be under investigation.


I missed this, or forgot about this, but Trump actually directed Vance to investigate this on March 15.

Bonus:

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_


BREAKING: The late Special Counsel Robert Mueller allegedly had Special FBI Agent Vivien Moon "removed" from his Russiagate investigative team because "she would not allow the investigation [against Trump and his advisers] to become politicized," according to a newly declassified internal FBI memo


Another Bonus:


Yet another Bonus: Al Gore said his predictions that the world would be underwater by 2011 were all 100% correct and a Glug-Glug Day to You, Fellow Fishoid!

(He says this to the Bulwark's most openly gay Democrat propagandist, Tim Miller. They're mostly closeted over there.)


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:10 PM




Comments

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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:11 PM (NcvvS)

2 And SPONGE!

Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:11 PM (NcvvS)

3 Maybe Omar can come here to Canada.

Wouls she rather be married to her brother or a Canadiqn?

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:12 PM (Sco7b)

4 Who stole Greenland?!

Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 04:12 PM (gKWVE)

5 Reporter: How do you feel about the Iranian Foreign Minister accusing the US and Israel of genocide?

Marco Rubio: The Iranian? He's an expert in genocide. They've killed thousands. Every problem in the Middle East is Iran. Hezbollah? Iran. Shia militias destroying and� pic.twitter.com/BX9PwEzEuH



==

Based.

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 04:13 PM (GD0B3)

6 Dondi continues to impress.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:13 PM (4NO2D)

7 Sorry typos.

That's what you get when you try to beat the Blade.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:13 PM (Sco7b)

8 >>>3 Maybe Omar can come here to Canada.
Wouls she rather be married to her brother or a Canadiqn?

you're making more typos than me, bruh

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:13 PM (1wjle)

9 I don't know if that means the additional funding that had previously been in the bill is reduced to zero, or if it means all the funding these agencies currently have is reduced to zero. I suspect it means the former, not the latter. That is, it stops the new funding, which I don't like but which we already knew, not the already-in-place funding.

======

Since the funds are already appropriated for ICE enforcement, it'd require a rescission.

Unless the bill includes actual rescissions, it's just the new spending proposed that didn't get added.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:14 PM (JmKZX)

10 He says this to the Bulwark's most openly gay Democrat propagandist, Tim Miller. They're mostly closeted over there.

HEY!

Posted by: Sarah Longwell at March 27, 2026 04:14 PM (4NO2D)

11 Send Bro-Fo back on a Garbage Barge.

Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 04:14 PM (FpHTM)

12 Canadiqn = subject residing in Quebec

Posted by: we aren't from France at March 27, 2026 04:15 PM (ULPxl)

13 >>>Unless the bill includes actual rescissions, it's just the new spending proposed that didn't get added.

that's what i figure but he seems to be suggesting it's more than that.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:15 PM (1wjle)

14

A US Secret Service special agent on former first lady Jill Biden’s security detail accidentally shot himself in the leg at the Philadelphia International Airport Friday morning, an agency official said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 04:16 PM (Cqx++)

15 STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 27, 2026 04:16 PM (Kt19C)

16 >>>HEY!
Posted by: Sarah Longwell

except for that Egg With Legs.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:16 PM (1wjle)

17 Jonathan Last is openly homo right? I mean, he may not talk about it but, just look at him.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:16 PM (4NO2D)

18 13 that's what i figure but he seems to be suggesting it's more than that.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:15 PM (1wjle)

======

Eh.

Elected official screeching into microphone for attention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:16 PM (JmKZX)

19 Mike Johnson >>>> John Thune

The Somaliland government confirmed that Ilhan Nur got 'way too cute with her documentation.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (NcvvS)

20

Forget about
The brotherly and otherly love
Motherly love
Is just the thing for you

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (Cqx++)

21 >>>Jonathan Last is openly homo right? I mean, he may not talk about it but, just look at him.

not openly but yeah I might have been thinking of him. He's "married."

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (1wjle)

22 Send Ilhan Omar back to Somalia so she can be reunited with her clitoris.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (W7FsI)

23 you're making more typos than me, bruh

Forget it, he's on a roll

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (Kt19C)

24 I don't know if this is kabuki theater or failure theater.

I mean, who's zooming who.

I read the paragraph in question and have no idea what it's true meaning is.

Lawyers...gah!

Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (G0vdT)

25 I think I could pork Sarah Longwell back to sanity.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (4NO2D)

26 >>Elected official screeching into microphone for attention.

probz but I had to include it

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (1wjle)

27 >>He's "married."


His wife's name is: Reiken

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:18 PM (W7FsI)

28 Yet another Bonus: Al Gore said his predictions that the world would be underwater by 2011 were all 100% correct and a Glug-Glug Day to You, Fellow Fishoid!

======

Which now means that nothing can be done since we're well past the point of no return. All efforts at controlling the climate should cease immediately.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:18 PM (JmKZX)

29 >>>25 I think I could pork Sarah Longwell back to sanity.

I think some of you are like Eddie Murphy in 48 Hrs. "I'm a prisoner, Jack. My dick get hard when the wind blows."

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:18 PM (1wjle)

30 9 Since the funds are already appropriated for ICE enforcement, it'd require a rescission.

Unless the bill includes actual rescissions, it's just the new spending proposed that didn't get added.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:14 PM (JmKZX)

DataRepublican (do we trust her?) has been posting as if it's being dropped to zero.

Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 04:18 PM (FpHTM)

31 26 >>Elected official screeching into microphone for attention.

probz but I had to include it

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (1wjle)

======

You should include busty lesbian pron sometime.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (JmKZX)

32 I think I could pork Sarah Longwell back to sanity.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (4NO2D)

Interesting choice of words, "pork."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (dK+Kv)

33 We are in a shooting war with the Largest State Sponsor of Terrorism in modern History. They BRAG that they have cells inside America...

And Yet, the Democrats won't fund the ones tasked with the Internal defense OF America... the ones specifically created to find Foreign Terrorists after 9/11.

This is no longer simple politics... call it what it is... Dems are putting the American People in danger, during a time of War... that is called Treason.

Call it what it is.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (mP0Kj)

34 Mueller was one of Whitey Bulger's guys.

He should have ended his life in prison

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

35 >>I think I could pork Sarah Longwell back to sanity.

She's not a 1, amigo. Why bother?

Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (NcvvS)

36 How can ICE be funded by bbb and also not be funded unless this bill passes?

This is a perfect example of how fucked up DC is.

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (qAeYZ)

37 27 His wife's name is: Reiken
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:18 PM (W7FsI)

Wouldn't be surprised if it's an Otokonoko.

Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (FpHTM)

38 30 DataRepublican (do we trust her?) has been posting as if it's being dropped to zero.

Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 04:18 PM (FpHTM)

=====

If this bill actually zeroes out ICE's funding, I will laugh hysterically.

It will be mixed with some tears, I suppose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (JmKZX)

39 I get that he is discussing how to proceed and it takes time, yada yada yada, but pursuing legally should begin with an arrest, no?

I'm so cynical today, I better go to bed and get up on the other side.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 04:20 PM (n5tGW)

40 >>I think I could pork Sarah Longwell back to sanity.

She's not a 1, amigo. Why bother?

Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (NcvvS)

The cure is a combination of sodium nitrate and brown sugar.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:20 PM (dK+Kv)

41 you're making more typos than me, bruh

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:13 PM (1wjle)

I'm excited because there's a new post, I was trying to be first and I treated myself to chocolate AND ketchup flavored Lays chips from the dollar store!

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Sco7b)

42 sarah longwell on her wedding day

https://www.freedomtomarry.org/blog/entry/
photo-young-conservatives-team-member-
sarah-longwell-marries-wife-in-ca

I don't mind a little extra here and there but I'd like there to be something good mixed in with the extra

she's like chubby Jan Brady.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:20 PM (1wjle)

43 Unless the bill includes actual rescissions, it's just the new spending proposed that didn't get added.

that's what i figure but he seems to be suggesting it's more than that.
Posted by: ace

My understanding is the funding applies to 4000+ support staff for ice/cbp that will continue to go with no pay, clerical, missing children, etc., if they are stripped under the senate funding bill.

Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 04:20 PM (F3Dlr)

44 I think I could pork Sarah Longwell back to sanity.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (4NO2D)


I think she's a dude.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2026 04:21 PM (n9ltV)

45
>>He's "married."

His wife's name is: Reiken


Is that a human name?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 04:21 PM (Cqx++)

46 >>>My understanding is the funding applies to 4000+ support staff for ice/cbp that will continue to go with no pay, clerical, missing children, etc., if they are stripped under the senate funding bill.
Posted by: old chick

ah. thank you.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:21 PM (1wjle)

47 45 Is that a human name?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 04:21 PM (Cqx++)

"Zero Fist" or "Zero Sword"

(I know that "rei" can mean things other than "zero", but I don't remember what those are off the top of my head)

Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 04:22 PM (FpHTM)

48 "Yet another Bonus: Al Gore said his predictions that the world would be underwater by 2011 were all 100% correct and a Glug-Glug Day to You, Fellow Fishoid!"

I died the year All The Ice Caps Melted and flooded my basement, trapping me in the dryer to suffocate.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 27, 2026 04:22 PM (DgMqy)

49 I don't mind a little extra here and there but I'd like there to be something good mixed in with the extra

she's like chubby Jan Brady.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:20 PM


What if she brings the wife along? Two chicks at once.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:22 PM (4NO2D)

50 >>Is that a human name?


Way back in the annals of AoSHQ Lore there is a tale of Anal Bleaching. And that tale included a guy named Reiken.

That's all I can provide.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:22 PM (W7FsI)

51 Dear God, Al Gore still thinks he's relevant. I guess he's trying to squeeze out a few more shekels from his grift.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)

52 Al is starting to look like Time Walz. It is uncanny.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 04:23 PM (rbvCR)

53 >>>I died the year All The Ice Caps Melted and flooded my basement, trapping me in the dryer to suffocate.

i petted a polar bear but the ice sheet broke loose and now we're floating in the rising ocean and also the polar bear ate me

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:23 PM (1wjle)

54 >>The cure is a combination of sodium nitrate and brown sugar.

1 - too much friction
ii - Never much cared for The Cure
c - add corn oil

Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:24 PM (NcvvS)

55 >>What if she brings the wife along? Two chicks at once.

dude they're heinous. It's like getting a second helping of shit.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:24 PM (1wjle)

56 Actually, I think Longwell has lost a bunch of weight since that wedding photo.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:24 PM (4NO2D)

57 >>I died the year All The Ice Caps Melted and flooded my basement, trapping me in the dryer to suffocate.


I died from Popcorn Lung, 3 Months before I died from Long Covid.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:24 PM (W7FsI)

58 Send Ilhan Omar back to Somalia so she can be reunited with her clitoris.
Posted by: garrett
......

Too late. They didn't have any ice to preserve it so they made soup.

Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 04:25 PM (UjdFS)

59 Seems to be extended GOP theater this year. Fuck them all.

As for Omar, Pam Bondi isn't going to Jack and Shit about it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 04:25 PM (abIsI)

60 >>>56 Actually, I think Longwell has lost a bunch of weight since that wedding photo.

Bruv, just take the L

https://tinyurl.com/4v6y37p6

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (1wjle)

61 In other new, Tiger Woods was in another roll over accident, no serious injuries per one report. But the surprise to me was that Tiger has been dating Vanessa Trump, Do Jr's ex.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (vbXSk)

62 >>ii - Never much cared for The Cure

THE CURE: THE WALK

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=fdJLxHK1smU

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (W7FsI)

63 I think I will let the subject drop before someone brings up my thing for Janeane Garofalo.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (4NO2D)

64 51 Dear God, Al Gore still thinks he's relevant. I guess he's trying to squeeze out a few more shekels from his grift.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)

Yeah... note... NASA records show Worldwide temps have now dropped for three years running...

Media... crickets.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (mP0Kj)

65 Dear God, Al Gore still thinks he's relevant. I guess he's trying to squeeze out a few more shekels from his grift.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)
==
"It's expensive to keep using all that electricity to keep my house heated and cooled and well lit.

Especially since you peons should never expect to get any of that. Jeesh!"

Posted by: Black JEM at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (GZYu7)

66 60 Bruv, just take the L


Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (1wjle)

======

Been watching a bunch of British TV, bruv?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (JmKZX)

67 58 Send Ilhan Omar back to Somalia so she can be reunited with her clitoris.
Posted by: garrett
......

Too late. They didn't have any ice to preserve it so they made soup.
Posted by: wth


That's just wrong.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (abIsI)

68 >>>I died from Popcorn Lung, 3 Months before I died from Long Covid.

Trump raped me and stuck a Golden T in my little butthole

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:27 PM (1wjle)

69 63 I think I will let the subject drop before someone brings up my thing for Janeane Garofalo.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (4NO2D)

=======

I don't know why it comes to mind, but toby928 has a wierd thing for Janeane Garofalo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:27 PM (JmKZX)

70 >>she's like chubby Jan Brady.

Can't. Unsee.

*bow to master of cruelty*

Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:27 PM (NcvvS)

71 >>Too late. They didn't have any ice to preserve it so they made soup.


lol

I think I made a Somali Clitoris Soup joke here, back about 15 years ago.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:27 PM (W7FsI)

72 I don't know why it comes to mind, but toby928 has a wierd thing for Janeane Garofalo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:27 PM


I think that was literally my first comment on this blog, but you have to go way back to remember it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:28 PM (4NO2D)

73 Al baby . There's nothing worse than a narcissistic retard. None of the predictions from 20 years ago have happened.

And just to be clear , the inner crust levels of earth do not reach a million degrees.

Retard Extraordinaire

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:28 PM (V4IXI)

74 I died from skin burns because the ice didn't only melt it was boiling.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 04:28 PM (n5tGW)

75 I hope Omar gets nailed and tossed out, but if the Marxists get to vote on it she isn't going anywhere

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 04:28 PM (Ia/+0)

76 My understanding is the funding applies to 4000+ support staff for ice/cbp that will continue to go with no pay, clerical, missing children, etc., if they are stripped under the senate funding bill.
Posted by: old chick



So when the gop said we FULLY funded ice for 5 years or whatever with BBB, they were, as usual, lying.

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:28 PM (qAeYZ)

77 The worst part of losing the west Antarctic ice sheet is all the homeless penguins.

Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 04:28 PM (UjdFS)

78 She looks like the catcher on Hillary Clinton's softball team

https://www.cnn.com/videos/media/2022/07/24/trump-voter-
focus-groups-january-6-hearings-effects-rs-vpx.cnn

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:29 PM (1wjle)

79 Al Gore just wants to remain in the good grifting graces of the Marxist check writers.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2026 04:29 PM (5yDGQ)

80 Since the senate gopE and democraps passed it, I will assume the worst case scenario.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 27, 2026 04:29 PM (xvV+O)

81 NYT and MS Now have a new outrage!!

Brace yourselves.

Hegseth has removed 2 blacks and 2 females from a promotion list in an egregious action according to some idiot talking now.

Some lady right now. "This is sad that we're seeing this and sad that we're seeing this now."

Oh man, the MS Now bitch. "Well that would require reading so I don't think you'll be able to get them to do it." Bitchy.

Man, MS Now's full day coverage of No Kings Day will be lit. Too bad I gave up booze.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:30 PM (Sco7b)

82 79 Al Gore just wants to remain in the good grifting graces of the Marxist check writers.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2026 04:29 PM (5yDGQ)

=====

Saudi Arabia bought him off like 15 years ago.

He's got money.

He's just doing it for the love of the game.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:30 PM (JmKZX)

83
Wait-wai-wa-wa-wa--

>>This is regarding her fake-marrying her gay brother to give him a fraudulent immigration status in the US, not about she herself being added to another person's family to commit immigration fraud.

Why isn't it regarding BOTH?

Next:
>>he's been discussing legal remedies with White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller, explaining that questions have been raised: "How do you go after her? How do you investigate her? How do you actually build the case to actually get some justice for the American people?"

By looking at BOTH frauds.

What am I missing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 04:30 PM (XJ22o)

84 Al baby . There's nothing worse than a narcissistic retard. None of the predictions from 20 years ago have happened.

You don't seem to understand how reality works in DemLand. There, an unsupported assertion is the same thing as ironclad experimental proof.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:30 PM (Riz8t)

85 https://tinyurl.com/4v6y37p6

That should have come with an Adm Ackbar warning right there...

Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2026 04:30 PM (j10i6)

86 So, I don't know how all the federal government is supposed to work, but is the VP doing Bondi's job?

Posted by: Cray Cray at March 27, 2026 04:30 PM (EES2L)

87 A polar bear ate my baby!
- Elaine Benes voice

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 04:30 PM (n5tGW)

88 That's just wrong.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (abIsI)


I know, right? and the world is still facing a widespread shortages of thumb protectors.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 04:31 PM (rbvCR)

89 >>Too late. They didn't have any ice to preserve it so they made soup.


lol

I think I made a Somali Clitoris Soup joke here, back about 15 years ago.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:27 PM (W7FsI)

That's a long game you are playing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:31 PM (dK+Kv)

90 In other new, Tiger Woods was in another roll over accident, no serious injuries per one report. But the surprise to me was that Tiger has been dating Vanessa Trump, Do Jr's ex.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (vbXSk)

Probably met because her daughter Kai is an up and coming golfer.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:31 PM (V4IXI)

91 86 So, I don't know how all the federal government is supposed to work, but is the VP doing Bondi's job?
Posted by: Cray Cray


Someone has to.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 04:31 PM (abIsI)

92 >>Al baby . There's nothing worse than a narcissistic retard. None of the predictions from 20 years ago have happened.


They believe in truth not Facts.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:31 PM (W7FsI)

93 >>Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (W7FsI)

Several bands from late '70s to mid-'80s that just run together in my mind. They are in that mix.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:31 PM (NcvvS)

94 she looks like her daily workout is Judging You

https://tinyurl.com/5ymdrr4m

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (1wjle)

95 I was fortunate. I was able to use my "The End of the World Is Coming" sandwich board as a raft.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (bNf8H)

96 To whoever told me this morning that this bill would pass the house-- LOL!

I reiterate the point I made this morning.

Democrats were being blamed for shutting down DHS and creating chaos at the airports. Trump was being a hero by sending ICE. This was about the only political PR win that Republicans have had in months.

Thune destroyed that advantage overnight and turned it into a loss.

Now Republicans will be blamed for blocking a bipartisan bill to fund DHS and fix this mess.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (0MjtC)

97 How does Tiger roll so many Buicks?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (n17eQ)

98 >>That's a long game you are playing.


I was just wondering if that was the longest callback ever, or if it was just time for another to pick up the mantel and carry it?

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (W7FsI)

99 Vance might be just the messenger

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)

100 >>Several bands from late '70s to mid-'80s that just run together in my mind. They are in that mix.


I was never a big Cure fan...but, damn. Some of their tunes are peak.

That one, in particular imo.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:33 PM (W7FsI)

101 I was trying to figure out who the chubby Longwell woman looks like. It finally came to me. She is one of the most annoying people on TV.

https://is.gd/yWFCpb

Lan Lam, however, is rowrrrr.

https://is.gd/zqDfVg

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)

102 >>> sarah longwell on her wedding day

https://www.freedomtomarry.org/blog/entry/
photo-young-conservatives-team-member-
sarah-longwell-marries-wife-in-ca
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:20 PM (1wjle)


IT'S HAPPENING!!! ACE IS POSTING BUSTY LESBIAN PORN!!

Posted by: banana Dream - of signs and portents at March 27, 2026 04:33 PM (3uBP9)

103 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 04:30 PM (XJ22o)

It's about the political pushback game now and how to play it best .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:33 PM (V4IXI)

104 The left is screeching about global warming because the western US had a shitty ski season.

Of course they ignore that the east coast had one of the best seasons ever. And European resorts got absolutely pounded with snow this year, it’s almost April and conditions are at mid-Winter levels.

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:34 PM (qAeYZ)

105 He's got money.
He's just doing it for the love of the game.


That thought occurred to me.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:34 PM (Riz8t)

106 Just Like Heaven and Pictures of You are timeless love songs.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:34 PM (W7FsI)

107 Hey, I've never heard this term.

The lefties counter 'DEI hire' with 'LBM hire' which is a loyalty before merit hire. They're arguing that the DEI hires actually are competent and being passed over because they're not on the team.

Interesting argument.

Let's test everyone and sort this out!!

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:35 PM (Sco7b)

108 Looks like Sarah has not been missing many between meal snacks.

Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 04:35 PM (UjdFS)

109 WHAT A GREAT DAY! What a gread administration! VP Vance going after the Mangy Squirrel in a Turban! Sec Rubio taking no crap! It's all glorious!

O/T, Ace, what is also glorious and enough to propel me to chores is a clip of CPAC where Josh Hammer literally hammers all the "Retards on the Right," as he calls them: Tucker, Candace, Megyn...and calls them "Podcastisan!" I LOVED IT! I think it is from today and he took no prisoners and laid it all out to the audience. Great, great stuff!!!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 04:35 PM (WONhk)

110 Sarah Longwell is a Buc-ee's 9.0?

Posted by: 13times at March 27, 2026 04:36 PM (s+VJm)

111 Interesting argument.

Let's test everyone and sort this out!!
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:35 PM


When you mention standards the Left will pretend to not understand what you are talking about.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:36 PM (4NO2D)

112 The lefties counter 'DEI hire' with 'LBM hire' which is a loyalty before merit hire. They're arguing that the DEI hires actually are competent and being passed over because they're not on the team.

This argument is as well supported with facts as the assertion that the climate hysterics were proven right.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

113 she looks like her daily workout is Judging You

https://tinyurl.com/5ymdrr4m
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (1wjle)

Take talent and practice to get that smirk down pat.

Kinda like the gravitas that resting Jake face trots out on command.

Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2026 04:36 PM (j10i6)

114 >>So, I don't know how all the federal government is supposed to work, but is the VP doing Bondi's job?

The DOJ has had an investigation of Omar going for a long time. Actually started under Biden and that would have been buried. Trump announced the investigation was restarted in January.

Vance is just confirming something already known.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 04:36 PM (viF8m)

115 me when Toby says that Sarah Longwell is worth a porking: Her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uATxRunbxwE

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

116 >>Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:33 PM (W7FsI)

Got an odd sign-in notice after opening the window - just a 58-second clip showed up.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:37 PM (NcvvS)

117 A US Secret Service special agent on former first lady Jill Biden’s security detail accidentally shot himself in the leg at the Philadelphia International Airport Friday morning, an agency official said.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 04:16 PM (Cqx++)

"I'm the only one in this room professional enough to handle this firearm."

Posted by: Famous pre-injury words at March 27, 2026 04:37 PM (TbWk/)

118 How is ManBearPig (Al Gore) still a thing?

Who's still giving this grifter any money?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (ESVrU)

119 Just Like Heaven and Pictures of You are timeless love songs.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:34 PM (W7FsI)

One of my all time favorite lyrics.

Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream", she said
"The one that makes me laugh", she said
And threw her arms around my neck

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (V4IXI)

120 108 Looks like Sarah has not been missing many between meal snacks.
Posted by: wth


She needs to put something other than food in her mouth.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (abIsI)

121 Got an odd sign-in notice after opening the window - just a 58-second clip showed up.

58 seconds of busty lesbians?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (84SEz)

122 Totally OT, but if you are hitchhiking, and Tiger Woods pulls over and offers you a ride, decline.
Not worth the risk.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (sl73Y)

123 Is bulwark nothing but gay shit now?

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (qAeYZ)

124
78 She looks like the catcher on Hillary Clinton's softball team

https://www.cnn.com/videos/media/2022/07/24/trump-voter-
focus-groups-january-6-hearings-effects-rs-vpx.cnn
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:29 PM

-------

That reminds me, I ought to shave. Going out later.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (mS8PE)

125 >>>She needs to put something other than food in her mouth.

I don't mind if she sticks to food.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:39 PM (1wjle)

126 I'm the only one in this room professional enough to handle this firearm."
Posted by: Famous pre-injury words at March 27, 2026 04:37 PM (TbWk/)

The embarrassment had to hurt worse than the gunshot.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:39 PM (V4IXI)

127 Funding ICE (and their cleaning up crime in big cities) is ? 75% approved by normies (overall, all parties). So this could still be a win, except for Thune and his GOPe cronies.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2026 04:39 PM (vbXSk)

128 Is bulwark nothing but gay shit now?

Now?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:39 PM (Riz8t)

129 Someone tell the new guy about tinyurl before he blows the margins.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 04:39 PM (viF8m)

130 >>Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (84SEz)

Sadly, no.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:40 PM (NcvvS)

131 me when Toby says that Sarah Longwell is worth a porking: Her?

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

Well, now we know what's at the bottom of a drunken hobo fuck pile...

Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2026 04:40 PM (j10i6)

132 she looks like her daily workout is Judging You

https://tinyurl.com/5ymdrr4m
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (1wjle)

She looks like tranny Paul Blart, Mall Cop.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:40 PM (dK+Kv)

133 Algore gonna Algore.

By which, of course, I mean "lie."

Posted by: Jetto at March 27, 2026 04:41 PM (NqU0S)

134 The Cure rocks. Brings back memories of fun summers of my youth.

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:41 PM (qAeYZ)

135 You don't talk to Ace, you listen. The 'wok is a poet warrior in the classic sense.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:41 PM (4NO2D)

136 I will not every look at the bloated face of Al Gore and not think, "Sex Poodle." As his chakra massage lady called him. Good times!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 04:41 PM (WONhk)

137 129 Someone tell the new guy about tinyurl before he blows the margins.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 04:39 PM (viF8m

ROFL
Thanks.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:41 PM (Sco7b)

138 I sure hope they are investigating Omar’s initial immigration fraud - lying about her age (to be treated as a minor, not adult) and lying about her family to hide her dad was responsible for the deaths of 100’s of thousands before his associated government was overthrown.

Yes, marrying her brother was bad, but she was never a legit immigrant. It’s always been lies.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 04:41 PM (4KUe5)

139 >>>She looks like tranny Paul Blart, Mall Cop.

She looks like that one on the Drew Carey show... you know, Drew Carey.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:42 PM (1wjle)

140 >>Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (V4IXI)

Thanks, Harry, remembering that tune, id's the band. Got played a lot, back in the day.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:42 PM (NcvvS)

141 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 04:42 PM (n+hRS)

142 Don't know who Sarah Longwell is, although I assume she's part of the Bulwark. I have never heard her speak or read her writing on anything and don't care what she looks like.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 04:42 PM (PFs9e)

143 When the Bulwark launched Micheal J. Totten was an editor. He was around when Bill Kristol was leading the Hamilton 68 op.

Posted by: 13times at March 27, 2026 04:42 PM (s+VJm)

144 You know who else passed terrible laws in the middle of the night?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 04:43 PM (n5tGW)

145 Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (V4IXI)


Same with Pictures...

'I've been looking so long
at these pictures of you
that I almost believe that
they're real'

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:43 PM (W7FsI)

146 Totally OT, but if you are hitchhiking, and Tiger Woods pulls over and offers you a ride, decline.
Not worth the risk.
Posted by: From about That Time
-----------
Tiger and driving. There is an Asian driver joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: scampydog at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (2bFN5)

147 You don't talk to Ace, you listen. The 'wok is a poet warrior in the classic sense.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:41 PM (4NO2D

Gay as fuck?

In the 'classical' sense are we saying like the sacred companions where it was gay lovers?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (zZu0s)

148 One of the best songs from The Cure.

A Forest

https://youtu.be/SbAxbmAHgx4

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (dK+Kv)

149 Funding ICE (and their cleaning up crime in big cities) is ? 75% approved by normies (overall, all parties). So this could still be a win, except for Thune and his GOPe cronies.
Posted by: illiniwek

Voter ID is 80% support too. And yet it will never happen. Politicians on both sides give zero fucks what normies want. Dems only listen to their far left donors and Reps only listen to their corporate donors.

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (qAeYZ)

150 Sarah Longwell looks like a loaf of bread that squashed under the distilled water

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (1wjle)

151 >>She looks like that one on the Drew Carey show... you know, Drew Carey.


Fucking coffee, everywhere.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (W7FsI)

152 "Unless the bill includes actual rescissions, it's just the new spending proposed that didn't get added."

Also known as a "Beltway Budget Cut."

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (Vpqw1)

153 I can't imagine Ilhan Omar ever being deported. There would be another looting/ burning spree in MN for Somali Lives Matter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (PFs9e)

154 There was a time when Tipper Gore wasn't half bad looking.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)

155 >>.Fucking coffee, everywhere.

hah good, i'm glad it landed

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)

156 FFS, people.

Today is not admit you are a chubby chaser day.

Stop it!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:45 PM (dK+Kv)

157 Sarah Longwell is a Buc-ee's 9.0?
Posted by: 13times

----------
More like a Stuckey's 9.0, having eaten way too many of those pecan log rolls.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2026 04:45 PM (5yDGQ)

158 There was a time when Tipper Gore wasn't half bad looking.

Yeah, too bad she was always a scrunt.

Posted by: Jetto at March 27, 2026 04:46 PM (NqU0S)

159 hah good, i'm glad it landed

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)

I hate you for upstaging my joke.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:46 PM (dK+Kv)

160 There was a time when Tipper Gore wasn't half bad looking.

The biggest own goal might have been Elliot Spitzer. His wife, Silda Wall, was beautiful, accomplished, and effortlessly classy in a way that the bumf***er Spitzer could never hope to match. He traded her for a deranged whore and lost his political future in the bargain. Smooth move, Ex-Lax.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)

161 @154...remember when Sex Poodle kissed her tonsils on TV? That was, um, special. Pity it did not trigger her gag reflex on his shoes.

Gross!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 04:47 PM (WONhk)

162
she was never a legit immigrant. It’s always been lies.
Posted by: Lizzy

==============

See, I don't understand why the whole mess of lies isn't included in one investigation. There's an avalanche of lies to look at, and any lie you don't address is an opening for the left to scream racism at the least and fight legally at the worst. "She told the truth about herself! Everything was truthful except her very sisterly attempt to rescue her poor, marginalized brother from--" (Remember when Ana Navarro literally cried to think of Biden's "protection" of his darling son?)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 04:48 PM (XJ22o)

163 A US Secret Service special agent on former first lady Jill Biden’s security detail accidentally shot himself in the leg at the Philadelphia International Airport Friday morning, an agency official said.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Seems a little extreme just to get out of guard duty. He couldn't call in sick?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 27, 2026 04:48 PM (a+4eV)

164 I hope Sarah and her wife are just happy as all get out without a man around.

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 04:48 PM (Ia/+0)

165 >>More like a Stuckey's 9.0, having eaten way too many of those pecan log rolls.

Truly regret not having a camera handy, when a billboard appeared advertising a Stuckey's and a Starbucks - sharing a building. The hipsters had to have vomited about it.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:48 PM (NcvvS)

166 153 I can't imagine Ilhan Omar ever being deported. There would be another looting/ burning spree in MN for Somali Lives Matter.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (PFs9e)


I realize this is selfish of me, not living in MN, but I would enjoy it if she was gone forever to her homeland.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 04:49 PM (WONhk)

167 >>She looks like that one on the Drew Carey show... you know, Drew Carey.


Hah I immediately pictured the fat chick with the blue eye shadow and LOL and then really LOL when I got to the real punchline.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:49 PM (V4IXI)

168 I wonder if Killing An Arab still exists anywhere. I read the book right around the time I first heard of that song. And was like whoaaaa dude.

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:49 PM (qAeYZ)

169 There would be another looting/ burning spree in MN for Somali Lives Matter.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Sounds like a good excuse for more deportations.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 27, 2026 04:49 PM (a+4eV)

170 A Secret Service agent shot and wounded himself in the leg while guarding former first lady Jill Biden at Philadelphia International Airport on Friday, according to the agency and a report.

Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2026 04:49 PM (p6xxx)

171 sarah longwell and her wife are the two annoying House Marm girls that keep all of their friends from talking to guys. In an act of selfless heroism, both jumped on the grenade that was the other

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:50 PM (1wjle)

172 "Voter ID is 80% support too. And yet it will never happen. Politicians on both sides give zero fucks what normies want. Dems only listen to their far left donors and Reps only listen to their corporate donors."
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen

Yes, BUT, at some point (?) they will start losing elections, if that silent majority ever "wakes up" (or becomes angry enough after enough rapes/murders and loudspeaker calls to prayer.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2026 04:50 PM (vbXSk)

173 Is this a thing? Boy sent it to me.

https://tinyurl.com/3hpsnxx2

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:50 PM (4NO2D)

174 >>> The biggest own goal might have been Elliot Spitzer. His wife, Silda Wall, was beautiful, accomplished, and effortlessly classy in a way that the bumf***er Spitzer could never hope to match. He traded her for a deranged whore and lost his political future in the bargain. Smooth move, Ex-Lax.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)


Yeah what an idiot.

Posted by: Jack Ryan at March 27, 2026 04:50 PM (3uBP9)

175 158 There was a time when Tipper Gore wasn't half bad looking.

Their love did inspire 'Love Story.' I'm not sure if that was before or after he invented the internet.

And saved us from global warming only to see climate change become the fearsome new adversary.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:52 PM (Sco7b)

176 A Secret Service agent shot and wounded himself in the leg while guarding former first lady Jill Biden at Philadelphia International Airport on Friday

Was his leg getting fresh with her? Then it deserved it.

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 04:52 PM (fnAaR)

177 >>@EricLDaugh
·
56m
>>🚨 BREAKING: DHS Sec. Markwayne Mullin has just BEGUN the process of paying some 50,000 THOUSAND TSA agents at President Trump's orders

>>Pay is set to hit as early as Monday 👏🏻

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 04:52 PM (viF8m)

178 The biggest own goal might have been Elliot Spitzer. His wife, Silda Wall, was beautiful, accomplished, and effortlessly classy in a way that the bumf***er Spitzer could never hope to match. He traded her for a deranged whore and lost his political future in the bargain. Smooth move, Ex-Lax.
Posted by: Archimedes

Find the hottest woman out there and I’ll find you a guy tired of her shit.

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:52 PM (qAeYZ)

179 However miserable the American political system is, I then remember what the 'parliamentary" system is like in most European countries, an dthen I realize afresh that the American system is maybe not so bad by comparison to any other system.

What the Left really wants is the Chinese or Soviet system -- one party, no opposition, all votes 435-0, the only disputes in the back hallways and on Bluesky.

Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

180 Heh.


Somebody just called the “No Kings” protest a Karen Convention.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 04:53 PM (KDbie)

181 Heh.

Somebody just called the “No Kings” protest a Karen Convention.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 04:53 PM (KDbie)

lol

Stolen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:54 PM (dK+Kv)

182 Find the hottest woman out there and I’ll find you a guy tired of her shit.

There's a big difference between "hottest" and all the other attributes a woman should possess. If you select only for "hottest", don't be surprised when it all goes pear-shaped.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)

183 Seeing stories the EU Parliament has voted to remove some Asylum Seekers.

#WINNING

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:55 PM (W7FsI)

184 Omar has been openly daring Trump to denaturalize and deport her. She’s trolling him and us.

To not deport her would be a mi. Make an example of her. She has never dealt honestly with this country and her people.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 04:55 PM (4KUe5)

185 180 Heh.


Somebody just called the “No Kings” protest a Karen Convention.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 04:53 PM (KDbie)

Uh.... No Kings...

Just... Queens?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (mP0Kj)

186 There's a big difference between "hottest" and all the other attributes a woman should possess. If you select only for "hottest", don't be surprised when it all goes pear-shaped.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)

Point is no matter how “perfect” a woman is, guys get bored

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (qAeYZ)

187 The funny thing is the bill essentially got 100 votes in the senate on a voice vote. Then when Johnson reads it people like Rick Scott are all hoididoy writing on X they’re against it.

Worthless.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (yv1Au)

188 11 Send Bro-Fo back on a Garbage Barge.
Posted by: XTC

If she arrives in Somalia with a barge full of first world garbage they’ll make her queen.

Posted by: Clay at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (TC+ab)

189 Funding ICE (and their cleaning up crime in big cities) is ? 75% approved by normies (overall, all parties). So this could still be a win, except for Thune and his GOPe cronies.
Posted by: illiniwek

The invasion and occupation of mostly America hating armies of illegals must continue to be stopped and as many deported as can be.
If even just the "core components of ice" (Chip Roy's words) are stripped from the senate funding bill, nothing else much matters in the long run.

Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (F3Dlr)

190 >> If you select only for "hottest", don't be surprised when it all goes pear-shaped.


I thought that was the Lesbians who go Pear Shaped?

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (W7FsI)

191 >>Point is no matter how “perfect” a woman is, guys get bored


That's why golf is so popular.

Takes a lot longer to get bored with 18 Holes.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:57 PM (W7FsI)

192 >>Seeing stories the EU Parliament has voted to remove some Asylum Seekers.

>>#WINNING

Saw a video of the vote yesterday. Whole lot of celebrating on one side and sad faces on the other.

I've been following so of the latest votes coming out of the EU and the tide appears to be turning. Latest was in Denmark where the anti-immigrant party made huge gains.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 04:59 PM (viF8m)

193 You have to be friends before lovers if you want it to last.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 05:00 PM (V4IXI)

194 174 >>> The biggest own goal might have been Elliot Spitzer. His wife, Silda Wall, was beautiful, accomplished, and effortlessly classy in a way that the bumf***er Spitzer could never hope to match. He traded her for a deranged whore and lost his political future in the bargain. Smooth move, Ex-Lax.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)


Yeah what an idiot.

Posted by: Jack Ryan at March 27, 2026 04:50 PM (3uBP9

The funniest documentary you will EVER, EVER see is 2016 'Weiner' when he was trying to run for mayor after the scandal.

Another scandal broke out while they were filming. Oh man, it was hilarious. I didn't see it on Roku sadly.

It's on YouTube!

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 05:01 PM (Sco7b)

195 *Takes a lot longer to get bored with 18 Holes.*

Hey-ooooh!!

Posted by: Just the punchline at March 27, 2026 05:01 PM (wemAv)

196 "Emerging research suggests that Viagra (sildenafil), originally developed for erectile dysfunction, may have potential in preventing or treating Alzheimer’s disease. Studies indicate it could improve brain blood flow, reduce neuroinflammation, protect neurons, and support memory related signaling, with some analyses even showing up to a 69% lower risk of Alzheimer’s in users. "

It also may keep the poor men from rolling out of bed accidentally

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 05:01 PM (rbvCR)

197
There's a big difference between "hottest" and all the other attributes a woman should possess. If you select only for "hottest", don't be surprised when it all goes pear-shaped.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)


You have great knowledge, Archimedes, kemosabe.

I was once at least a almost boiling simmer...however, I had other attributes like a brain, sense of humor, confidence, ambition and drive plus a party gene every weekend.

I had something extra and so did he. Not a cardboard eye-a-tolja was my dude.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 05:01 PM (WONhk)

198 I thought that was the Lesbians who go Pear Shaped?
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (W7FsI)

That's a potato

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 05:02 PM (NtVYv)

199 I always saw Janene Garafalo as the annoying, sarcastic, older sister type so she never did anything for me.

I did have a thing for late 90s Sarah Silverman, unfortunately. She was kinda cute in her guest role on Voyager.

Then the early 2000s came along and she got more repulsive by the year.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)

200
Will something happen?

Posted by: Because some people say nothing will happen at March 27, 2026 05:02 PM (wemAv)

201 >>Emerging research suggests that Viagra (sildenafil), originally developed for erectile dysfunctio


I thought it was originally developed as a heart / circulatory med and the Hard-Ons were a side effect?

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 05:03 PM (W7FsI)

202 Andy Ngo is saying that there is an attempt to hijack the NoKings to go protest ICE in airports.

Do it. DO IT!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 05:03 PM (rbvCR)

203 Is that Tim Miller (former Jeb! advisor) doing the interview with Gore? Did he even bother to push back or is Tim basically playing for the other team now?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 05:03 PM (Dv3i1)

204 "Hakeem Jeffries, 2015: 'Our single job should be to FUND DHS! Anything else is an abdication our responsibility and legislative malpractice.'"

Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2026 05:03 PM (p6xxx)

205 Send Bro-Fo back on a Garbage Barge.
Posted by: XTC

If she arrives in Somalia with a barge full of first world garbage they’ll make her queen.
Posted by: Clay at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (TC+ab)

Send her back with all the 2026 Patriot Super Bowl Champions TeeShirts.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 05:03 PM (V4IXI)

206 Tiger Woods involved in another serious auto accident.

Is it time to discuss that he's half Asian?

Posted by: Wally at March 27, 2026 05:04 PM (EFuUn)

207
I thought it was originally developed as a heart / circulatory med and the Hard-Ons were a side effect?
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 05:03 PM (W7FsI)


Yes, but not every news release, especially about repurposing medicines are accurate, or complete.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 05:04 PM (rbvCR)

208 "Emerging research suggests that Viagra (sildenafil), originally developed for erectile dysfunction, may have potential in preventing or treating Alzheimer’s disease. Studies indicate it could improve brain blood flow, reduce neuroinflammation, protect neurons, and support memory related signaling, with some analyses even showing up to a 69% lower risk of Alzheimer’s in users. "

It also may keep the poor men from rolling out of bed accidentally
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 05:01 PM (rbvCR)


Bunch of dementia patients runner around with boners.

Oh man, no women will work at the rest homes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 05:04 PM (NtVYv)

209 I hope I find out of Cucker, Megyn or Eyeball Owens was in the audience when Josh Hammer spoke at CPAC.

A thing of beauty, y'all.

I heard a few indignant yells from a womman now and then... and figured Candace might be flipping out (ok, I hoped she was going full locopath).

Or maybe Megyn. If Cucker, his voice was higher, which is possible if he was bursting blood vessels and going berserk.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 05:05 PM (WONhk)

210 Will something happen?

-

I mean…

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 05:05 PM (qAeYZ)

211
Scott Johnson at Powerline has been writing about Omar for years and David Steinberg as well:

https://tinyurl.com/yzhde8er

I don't understand why it is taking so long. It's clear that she committed multiple fraud: immigration, student loan, and tax.

Posted by: beckster at March 27, 2026 05:05 PM (I7J98)

212 I thought that was the Lesbians who go Pear Shaped?
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (W7FsI)

That's a potato
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 05:02 PM (NtVYv)

or patrick starfish

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 05:05 PM (NtVYv)

213 Marxists protect each other, and the DOJ has been manned by Marxists and Deep State for years

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 05:07 PM (Ia/+0)

214 If she arrives in Somalia with a barge full of first world garbage they’ll make her queen.
Posted by: Clay at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (TC+ab)

Perfection. With Burger King crowns!

I would not be sober for days if this happened!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 05:07 PM (WONhk)

215 Tiger Woods involved in another serious auto accident.

Is it time to discuss that he's half Asian?
Posted by: Wally at March 27, 2026 05:04 PM (EFuUn)


And possibly a woman?

Posted by: Dr. T at March 27, 2026 05:08 PM (lHPJf)

216 >>🚨 BREAKING: DHS Sec. Markwayne Mullin has just BEGUN the process of paying some 50,000 THOUSAND TSA agents at President Trump's orders

>>Pay is set to hit as early as Monday 👏🏻
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 04:52 PM (viF8m)

Ok, but tell me again why we even need a TSA? Other countries have managed to maintain zero highjackings since 9/11 without one. What special reward are we reaping with the invasive searches that we've been enduring since the turn of the century?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 27, 2026 05:08 PM (nbLIj)

217
211
Scott Johnson at Powerline has been writing about Omar for years and David Steinberg as well:

https://tinyurl.com/yzhde8er

I don't understand why it is taking so long. It's clear that she committed multiple fraud: immigration, student loan, and tax.
Posted by: beckster at March 27, 2026 05:05 PM

-------

Clearly there's a reason.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 05:08 PM (mS8PE)

218 Romeo13: "This is no longer simple politics... call it what it is... Dems are putting the American People in danger, during a time of War... that is called Treason."

Also, as they sabotage the removal of foreign threats that Biden et al flooded into the US, any and all violence (terrorism) that comes from it will be placed on the Trump administration. They're trying to set the country up for catastrophe so Trump takes the hit.

It's a "heads I win, tails you lose" tactic. Eff that.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 27, 2026 05:09 PM (gLikB)

219 Fox broke into The Five to broadcast the BREAKING NEWS that Tiger Woods was busted for DUI.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 05:09 PM (iwi5a)

220 Trump just now on the Senate bill: No more games. Back our heroes 100% and crush anyone who tries to stop them.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 05:10 PM (2UnvF)

221 Cucker, Candace, Hammer, Ben Shapiro, Megyn, all of them are make believe. They are characters in a play. None of that shit matters, nobody gives a fuck about cpac. It’s all inside baseball for political nerds and a way to get clicks and views.

Funny is t it how Ben Shapiro went from never trunp to 10000% maga in 2 minutes. The same way Cucker went the other way in 2 minutes. Megyn went anti maga to maga back to anti maga.

People don’t radically change their views like that in their 40s and 50s. It’s all an act.

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 05:10 PM (qAeYZ)

222 "It says, 'The contents printed under the headings of this bill, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and border security operations under the heading of US Customs and Border Patrol and Protection shall have no force or effect for purposes of this act and amounts specified in the final bill under the subheading border security operation, and under the heading U.S. Customs and Border Protection, and under the headings of US Immigration and Customs enforcement, in the Department of Homeland Security shall be...ZERO.'"

"We're not doing that."

**
I'm also not sure what this means. It could be real bad, or it could be just the bad we expected. I hope it's some gamesmanship that I also don't understand that might fix things and make it a better bill.

Posted by: LASue at March 27, 2026 05:10 PM (lCppi)

223 Ok, but tell me again why we even need a TSA?

They performed their best during the shutdown. Did you notice how none of the criminals we're after could flee the country because they couldn't get to their plane?

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 05:11 PM (fnAaR)

224 >>Ok, but tell me again why we even need a TSA? Other countries have managed to maintain zero highjackings since 9/11 without one. What special reward are we reaping with the invasive searches that we've been enduring since the turn of the century?

They might not have TSA but they do have screening. I was stopped in Switzerland once for having my toiletries in a ziplock bag in my carry on that was the wrong size. The best part is I was given that bag by TSA in Boston because my original bag ripped. I shit you not.

They also have armed military with automatic weapons. Doesn't bother me but can you imagine the freakout from the left if we had that here?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (viF8m)

225 201 >>Emerging research suggests that Viagra (sildenafil), originally developed for erectile dysfunctio


I thought it was originally developed as a heart / circulatory med and the Hard-Ons were a side effect?
Posted by: garrett


100% accurate. The "side-effect' of unwanted erections only became re-framed as the "primary effect" after it had been on the market for over a decade as a heart medicine.

Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (Av6i5)

226 219 Fox broke into The Five to broadcast the BREAKING NEWS that Tiger Woods was busted for DUI.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 05:09 PM (iwi5a)

Tiger seems to need to go through some major life crisis ever four years so this wouldn’t be entirely off-brand for him.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (6ydKt)

227 219 Fox broke into The Five to broadcast the BREAKING NEWS that Tiger Woods was busted for DUI.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 05:09 PM (iwi5a

I'd expect Tiger Woods to have plenty of drivers.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (Sco7b)

228 Given the various interpretations above by people much smarter than I am, there should be a simple rule when writing legislation.

4 out of 5 dentists agree type shit

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 27, 2026 05:13 PM (oAa51)

229 We need TSA because Democrats will certainly use a useful idiot on an aircraft the second we let our guard down.

Posted by: torabora at March 27, 2026 05:13 PM (4FSt/)

230 You mightvthink Tiger could afford a Uber

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 05:14 PM (Ia/+0)

231 I tilled the garden today, and "found" a piece of heavy gauge mild steel wire that I suspect came off of a construction site that was used to bind together a bundle of rebar. It was nearly the diameter of my pinky, and I "found" it when I checked the noise and it was wrapped twice around the tines.

So I got to take time out to deal with that, and thank goodness it was mild steel. It was nearly as bad as when I "found" a tomato cage with a tiller deck on a Kubota tractor.

But the garden is tilled, and needs one more go when it dries out for another week.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 05:14 PM (rbvCR)

232 ace: "she looks like her daily workout is Judging You"

Is that Ralphie from A Christmas Story?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 27, 2026 05:15 PM (gLikB)

233 Constitutional amendment: no bill in the house or senate can be more than 500 words. And no more amendments to bills.

Would solve a lot of problems.

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 05:15 PM (qAeYZ)

234 4 out of 5 dentists agree type shit
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 27, 2026 05:13 PM (oAa51)


Deep Thought :

How many dentists have last name of Dennis?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 05:15 PM (V4IXI)

235 The carbon waste expended in Al Gore's facelifts needs to be investigated and quantified. My bet is the total exceeds an average human's lifetime carbon-waste total.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 05:16 PM (AVnGb)

236 Nood.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 05:16 PM (Sco7b)

237 Tiger is probably one of those guys who gets a good buzz on and the first thing that pops into his head is: “I need to go for a drive”.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)

238 "Takes a lot longer to get bored with 18 Holes."

After 4 hours, I do't give a shit.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 27, 2026 05:17 PM (qFwJc)

239 >>Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 05:14 PM (rbvCR)


It is amazing the shit the ground will burp up after a season of Frost Cycles.

I have a piece of property that is constantly coughing up random items, each Spring.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 05:19 PM (W7FsI)

240 I always said that passed legislation based on compromise is like a 16 cylinder engine with only 14 good spark plugs.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 05:20 PM (V4IXI)

241 They also have armed military with automatic weapons. Doesn't bother me but can you imagine the freakout from the left if we had that here?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (viF8m)

We need TSA because Democrats will certainly use a useful idiot on an aircraft the second we let our guard down.
Posted by: torabora at March 27, 2026 05:13 PM (4FSt/)

I see a commonality here that can be addressed with one weird trick...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 27, 2026 05:20 PM (nbLIj)

242 Al Gore says the doomsday predictions from climate scientists 20 years ago "were proven dead right," so we should take them even more seriously now.

And my mother said in court that my dad killed her many times...believe every woman, believe every climate scientist!!!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 27, 2026 05:22 PM (ynpvh)

243 Ok, but tell me again why we even need a TSA?

They performed their best during the shutdown. Did you notice how none of the criminals we're after could flee the country because they couldn't get to their plane?
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 05:11 PM (fnAaR)

TSA should be merged into ICE. everyone flying in or out might be an immigrant, illegal or otherwise.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 05:24 PM (8avO+)

244 100% accurate. The "side-effect' of unwanted erections only became re-framed as the "primary effect" after it had been on the market for over a decade as a heart medicine.
Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (Av6i5)
.....................................
In our ED in FL a 60yr old man coded from this and another heart med during some activity with his wife at home.

It was sad and my job was to be there when the doc told her he could not help him.

However, prior to us going to see her he had to rattle my cage a bit as we stood there and looked at the man (she was in another room).

He did this on purpose, as all of them liked to do to me now and then, as I was very professional and a lady and basically unfazed by them most of the time.

He and I were standing there and he said, "Well, it's not a bad way to go if you think about it." And expected me to then go with him to this lady somber and controlled. He knew I'd have to laugh first and get it over with, but not in the poor man's room.

So I snort laughed instead and had tears of suppressed laughter. He was very pleased.

Wicked MD, and very handsome Italian/American. I told him I'd get him back when it was over.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 05:25 PM (WONhk)

245 We miss you Tiger

Posted by: Hawthorne Blvd, RPV at March 27, 2026 05:29 PM (BSRx7)

246 I've got something very important to say!

Pleas listen close, there's a

Posted by: Denny Crane - Willowed Yet Again!!! at March 27, 2026 05:31 PM (dmDsy)

247 >>>Is that Ralphie from A Christmas Story?

hah, yes!

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 05:31 PM (1wjle)

248 Pass my bill, and I'll grill you a cheeseburger next Thursday.

Posted by: Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY) at March 27, 2026 05:35 PM (0sNs1)

249 This is a budget bill, right?

So . . . reconciliation between the House version and the Senate version that is just the House version with full funding.

Posted by: Sam at March 27, 2026 05:40 PM (7jMef)

250 I don't know if that means the additional funding that had previously been in the bill is reduced to zero, or if it means all the funding these agencies currently have is reduced to zero. I suspect it means the former, not the latter. That is, it stops the new funding, which I don't like but which we already knew, not the already-in-place funding.
====

Lawyers, smh, amirite?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 05:57 PM (RIvkX)

251 When is an erection "unwanted????"

Posted by: GigantorX at March 27, 2026 06:28 PM (YEPi/)

252 ANSWER ME!!!!!

Posted by: GigantorX at March 27, 2026 06:29 PM (YEPi/)

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