Thursday Overnight Open Thread - March 26, 2026 [Doof]

Greetings, Hordelings! Thanks for stopping by tonight's ONT. Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Make currency great again!

Exclusive: Trump signature to appear on US currency, ending 165-year tradition

U.S. paper currency will bear ‌President Donald Trump's signature starting this summer, the first time a sitting president has signed American money, the Treasury Department said on Thursday.
The redesigned notes, planned to mark the 250th anniversary of American independence, will also for the first time in 165 years drop the signature of the U.S. treasurer, who reports to the Treasury Secretary and oversees the Bureau of Engraving and Printing, the U.S. Mint and other Treasury functions.
The first $100 bills with Trump's signature and that of U.S. Treasury ⁠Secretary Scott Bessent will be printed in June, followed by other bills in subsequent months. The new bills may take several weeks to circulate through banks.
The Treasury is still producing notes bearing the signatures of former President Joe Biden's Treasury secretary, Janet Yellen, and former Treasurer Lynn Malerba.
Malerba will be the last of an unbroken line of treasurers whose signatures have appeared on U.S. federal currency since 1861, when the U.S. government first issued it.
The signature change is the latest effort by the Trump administration and its allies to put the president's name on buildings, institutions, government programs, warships and coins. A federal arts panel, whose members Trump appointed, approved last week the design for a commemorative gold coin with Trump's image.

This will make the leftists push even harder for a cashless society. I don't know about you, but I now want to go back to cash transactions even m ore now!

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Dino, not sure if you've seen this...

World’s Largest Dinosaur needs a new home

Anyone in the market to take ownership of the World’s Largest Dinosaur? The 86-foot-tall, 145,000-pound Tyrannosaurus rex named Tyra resides in the small town of Drumheller in the Canadian Badlands about 84 miles northeast of Calgary. If it helps sweeten the deal, surveyors recently certified her as, “safe, stable, and ready to welcome visitors,” even after over 25 years of hosting as many as 12 guests at a time inside its mouth/viewing platform.
Taking custody of the popular tourist attraction near the Royal Tyrrell Museum of Paleontology is serious business, but the town is on a tight schedule. Last year, the Drumheller and District Chamber of Commerce (DDCC) announced it would end its lease on the property in 2029, leaving the fiberglass and steel dinosaur’s future uncertain. However, officials made it clear that they weren’t leaving Tyra in a lurch.
“Completing a structural assessment was identified as the first step to better understand the attraction’s condition and expected longevity, so partners could begin to explore long-term options for the dinosaur,” the Chamber of Commerce explained in an update on March 20th.
In addition to a comprehensive review of the property’s integrity, Drumheller also recently invested a final $310,000 in exterior repainting and restoration to safeguard the T. rex through her last era under town oversight.

C'mon brother -- you just GOTTA acquire this!

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Got one of these laying around? Could be time to sell it!

This '80s Decor Gem Was Once In Countless Homes — Now It's A Lucky Thrift Store Find

From "Miami Vice" neons to glass block walls, there are certain interior design features that should stay in the '80s. However, fiber optic lamps are a decor gem once found in countless homes, and now becoming a lucky thrift store find as '80s-themed rooms become this year's answer to the maximalist trend. Maybe you happily unwrapped a fountain-shaped fiber optic lamp right after getting a pair of jelly shoes or cassette player for your birthday. Or perhaps your grandma had a fancy floral version sitting inside its pristine clear-and-black plastic box on her mantel. If you can still put your hands on one of them, you might be surprised to learn just how valuable vintage fiber optic lamps are today, with many selling for hundreds of dollars.
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If you happen to spot a vintage fiber optic lamp at your local thrift store, you'll probably want to buy it even if it's not exactly your style. Authentic ones in working condition can sell for hundreds of dollars on sites like Etsy and eBay. As with many vintage pieces, size and uniqueness will play a big role in how much you can expect to spend or make. Smaller retro floral versions like grandma had may only be worth between $50 to $100. However, large fountain-style and space age-inspired designs with substantial bases typically sell for between $150 and around $350. Midcentury Modern "UFO" base lamps are listed on Etsy for over $500, and exceptionally large and detailed versions can fetch over $700.

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Always keep your head on a swivel!

Always pay attention to you surroundings: pic.twitter.com/7pQ916WMEi
— AlphaFox (@alphafox) March 25, 2026

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Fistbump to a fellow Marylander!

A woman in Maryland hired a company which employed illegals to fix her roof then called ICE and had them wait there to arrest them pic.twitter.com/uMW5ed9SE1
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 26, 2026

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What happened to color??

What if earth has lost its colour? Check out this video, see what I mean �� pic.twitter.com/fJwQX5kASr
— Stellar (@StellarArtoisGB) March 24, 2026

DJ Doof - Today's Birthdays Edition
from thisdayinmusic.com

Born on this date in 1968: Kenny Chesney, US country singer / songwriter

Born on this date in 1968: James Jonas Iha, guitarist with American alternative rock band, Smashing Pumpkins

Born on this date in 1948: Steven Tyler, multi-instrumentalist, best known as the frontman and lead singer of Aerosmith, known as the 'Demon of Screamin'.

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Comments

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1 Life has inherent capacity for the mobilization and transmutation of universal energy.
—Archie Angelo and the Power Centers

Posted by: mindful webworker ree ree ree ree ree at March 26, 2026 10:00 PM (jrd4M)

2 Nd

Posted by: Rex B at March 26, 2026 10:00 PM (DqQS/)

3 Ouch

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:00 PM (jAisO)

4 Sorry I'm late, I was looking for the turkey, but it ends up that was actually in a pile of hay.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 26, 2026 10:01 PM (I40CQ)

5 Thought experiment: Is Flash Gordon the best worst movie of all time?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 10:01 PM (XV/Pl)

6 I am holding Scampydog completely responsible for certain section of this ONT....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 26, 2026 10:03 PM (cCn4/)

7 Nood!

I'm too lazy to go downstairs.

Posted by: Rex B at March 26, 2026 10:04 PM (DqQS/)

8 Maryland?!?

Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2026 10:05 PM (lCppi)

9 Top pic: Where are the three men??

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)

10 Thought experiment: Is Flash Gordon the best worst movie of all time?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Plan 9 from Outer Space

Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2026 10:06 PM (cYBz/)

11 A woman in Maryland hired a company which employed illegals to fix her roof then called ICE and had them wait there to arrest them

Dumbass.
Should have waited for them to finish the job.
Now her roof is tore up and no crew to finish it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 10:06 PM (/lPRQ)

12 Barbecue tonight! Should I bring potato salad?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 26, 2026 10:06 PM (I40CQ)

13 Currently in Pittsburgh during a huge thunderstorm (not orange on the radar, but magenta!), where they have a tv runner warning you to stay away from windows, and where are we? Glued to the huge picture window to watch the storm! We've become the people that cause all these warning labels....oh well, it is quite a scene outside.

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 26, 2026 10:07 PM (cCn4/)

14 Or perhaps:

Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens

Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2026 10:07 PM (cYBz/)

15 In the main, all of my vehicles have been blue or orange.

First vehicle was an ascot blue 72 Impala.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 10:07 PM (XV/Pl)

16 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

The Fellowship of the Ring has just arrived at the Gates of Moria on the western slopes of the Misty Mountains.

As I read through the description of their approach to the gate, I'm once again in awe of the level of detail that the developers of Lord of the Rings Online have taken in crafting the details of the virtual Middle-Earth.

The outer gates of Moria and the surrounding terrain are *exactly* as described in the books.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 10:08 PM (ESVrU)

17

Doof,

You posting the Freedom sign is great.

Hubby and I were talking a couple of days ago about how much stuff is *ucked up in our country and how our grandchildren will not experience America like we and our kids did.

It's very sad.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 10:09 PM (3ek7K)

18 Good evening morons ותודה דיסקו!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 10:09 PM (RIvkX)

19 I am holding Scampydog completely responsible for certain section of this ONT....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba
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Cannot take credit for any of the content, but I LOVE it!

Posted by: scampydog at March 26, 2026 10:09 PM (41CYW)

20 That guy that got rammed by the ram… that looked incredibly painful. Concussion territory

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (xT8gx)

21 Quadruple amputee cornhole player waives hearing in murder case

He does not have a leg to stand on.
Posted by: r hennigantx
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Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (/lPRQ)

22 Good evening Horde and thanks Disco.

I, for one, welcome our new 86 foot tall overlord.

Posted by: TRex - talent scout dino at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (cCn4/)

23 Sorry I'm late, I was looking for the turkey, but it ends up that was actually in a pile of hay.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 26, 2026 10:01 PM (I40CQ)

The straw. Turkey in the straw.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)

24 Thanks for the Thursday Night ONT, Doof!

Great photo up top with fantastic colors.

T Rex should pass on the Canuck dino. Surely there are more realistic (and slightly smaller) versions closer to home....

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (vrNzf)

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The Barrel

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (/lPRQ)

26 I wonder if Kenny Chesney has a professional hat folder upper. They all seem to wear those ridiculous affectations, as if it wasn't clear that they're a "country" singer.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 10:11 PM (Riz8t)

27 This will make the leftists push even harder for a cashless society. I don't know about you, but I now want to go back to cash transactions even m ore now!
I already have a Christmas card with his signature. Now I can get money with his signature. YeeHaw!

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2026 10:11 PM (0Htd1)

28 Should have done that last image in "lost its color" with a B&W tv for the full contrast.

Posted by: GWB at March 26, 2026 10:11 PM (x9vBb)

29 My cool cousins out on Long Island had one of those fiber optic lamps. And shag carpeting. And a sunken living room.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)

30 Nicely played, IAB!

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:11 PM (7D3Aa)

31 Can't have color in the home, it'll affect resale value!

Feh. I say bring it back, bring it ALL back. 50's aqua, 60's puce, 70's Aztec gold, 80's black and chrome.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (kpS4V)

32 Quadruple amputee cornhole player waives hearing in murder case

He does not have a leg to stand on.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (gbOdA)

33 Did she get her roof fixed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (Cqx++)

34 20 That guy that got rammed by the ram… that looked incredibly painful. Concussion territory
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (xT8gx)

That had to hurt.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (y171U)

35 Trump's signature on cash is asinine. I agree with most of what he does, but this is a waste of time and money and does nothing but feeds the left's "narcissist/dictator" narrative.

Posted by: Bert G at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (VARTN)

36 Thanks for the ONT, Doof!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (7D3Aa)

37 Love the picture on top, Doof!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (S/Y4j)

38 Is Flash Gordon the best worst movie of all time?

No. Flash Gordon is a genuinely good movie. It not only does what it sets out to do, it does so with style and panache. It is a swashbuckling science fiction story and is even true to its source material.

I have some guilty pleasures in movies, but Flash Gordon isn’t one of them.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM (EXyHK)

39 I, for one, welcome our new 86 foot tall overlord.
Posted by: TRex - talent scout dino
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It will look lovely in your yard. Probably should have a Dino friend. Like beer...if one is good, two is usually better.

Posted by: scampydog at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM (41CYW)

40 Bruce Springsteen needs to update his image. He should shave his head, and become Mr. Spring Clean.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM (S/Y4j)

41 Doesn't that Tyler guy have a daughter? I thought so.

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM (7D3Aa)

42 That guy that got rammed by the ram… that looked incredibly painful. Concussion territory
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (xT8gx)

That had to hurt.

Getting rammed from behind like that would only appeal to Pete Buttigieg.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM (Riz8t)

43 Judge said you can sue but it will cost you and arm and a leg.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM (gbOdA)

44

Eris,

I agree. Color adds so much to life.

This house we bought a couple of years ago is so drab. everything is gray and white.

We're going to repaint, it's depressing, especially in winter.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (3ek7K)

45 I, for one, welcome our new 86 foot tall overlord.
Posted by: TRex - talent scout dino
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Never happening short armed one....listen to Legally Sufficient...listen to anyone who speaks reason - and not Doggo, who I know sent this in for Doof to use....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (cCn4/)

46 My sister in law's billy goat almost killed her a couple of months ago. He crushed her leg from hip to ankle, broke six ribs and caused internal organ damage.

Four surgeries, two months in rehab, and now she's home. The goat's still alive and stares at her when she goes out on the back porch. She said that as soon as she doesn't need the walker any more, she's going to have some target practice with her rifle.

Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (wLjpr)

47 Thought experiment: Is Flash Gordon the best worst movie of all time?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Plan 9 from Outer Space
Posted by: Tonypete

Troll 2

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)

48 I’m reading a book about some folks who through hiked Grand Canyon. Very difficult. He outlined numerous ways people get killed at GC over the years. In addition to the usual heat stroke and lightning strikes, and merely falling off the edge, supposedly a Bighorn sheep head butted somebody over the side to his death. That would not be optimal

Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (/ZwW5)

49 /punchline

I rang the doorbell bitch

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (gbOdA)

50 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (Xr4QU)

51 Has there ever been a living person on US currency?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 10:15 PM (Cqx++)

52 In the main, all of my vehicles have been blue or orange.
First vehicle was an ascot blue 72 Impala.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I've owned three colorful ones and four monochrome (black, white, or gray) ones.

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)

53 46 My sister in law's billy goat almost killed her a couple of months ago. He crushed her leg from hip to ankle, broke six ribs and caused internal organ damage.

Four surgeries, two months in rehab, and now she's home. The goat's still alive and stares at her when she goes out on the back porch. She said that as soon as she doesn't need the walker any more, she's going to have some target practice with her rifle.
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (wLjpr)

Come se dice cabrito?

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:16 PM (gbOdA)

54 Has there ever been a living person on US currency?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I sit on my wallet all the time.

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)

55 What if Earth has lost its colour?
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Sounds like the plot of the next Rainbow Brite reboot movie...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 10:16 PM (ESVrU)

56 @38

>> I have some guilty pleasures in movies, but Flash Gordon isn’t one of them.

Another thought experiment: Imagine it with a different soundtrack.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 10:17 PM (XV/Pl)

57 Four surgeries, two months in rehab, and now she's home. The goat's still alive and stares at her when she goes out on the back porch. She said that as soon as she doesn't need the walker any more, she's going to have some target practice with her rifle.
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (wLjpr)

Pfft. Sell it to a goatf'ker.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)

58
Some interesting perhaps SMOD-adjacent news. The first quarter of 2026 saw a big uptick in the number of large meteor fireballs. The biggest surge was this month, and you have may seen some videos of those. Question is if this real or some reporting artifact, and if it is real, if it is significant. Here's a report on this by the American Meteor Society, not to be confused with the American Meteorological Society, which are two very different things:

https://is.gd/aI6Q9jO

As you can see, it's complicated. But there appears to be a genuine spike in the number of large fireballs, and it's coming from the antihelion area (region of the sky opposite the sun at any given time), and also from very high declinations, meaning objects on highly inclined orbits. These are small, and don't pose any impact threat or anything.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 26, 2026 10:17 PM (w6EFb)

59 The Queen was on bills so long they had to learn how to print in Grey.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:17 PM (gbOdA)

60 39 It will look lovely in your yard. Probably should have a Dino friend. Like beer...if one is good, two is usually better.

Posted by: scampydog at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM
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Agreed.

"For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them."

I wouldn't want to argue with the good book.

Posted by: TRex - dino theologian at March 26, 2026 10:17 PM (cCn4/)

61 "What if Earth has lost its color?"

Brought to you by the same people who gave us brutal modernist architecture in government buildings, libraries, and museums.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 10:18 PM (y171U)

62 Collectors' bidding on the Trump-signed $100 bills is already at $350 a bill.

!!

In our safety deposit box, I have a small stack of bank notes from the Bank of Dewey Oklahoma, bearing the signature of my grandfather, then President of the bank. A stack of Trump bills would go nicely with them.

Posted by: mindful webworker hoarding cash at March 26, 2026 10:18 PM (jrd4M)

63 A woman in Maryland hired a company which employed illegals to fix her roof then called ICE and had them wait there to arrest them

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That's cold

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 10:18 PM (Qf511)

64 26 I wonder if Kenny Chesney has a professional hat folder upper. They all seem to wear those ridiculous affectations, as if it wasn't clear that they're a "country" singer.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Corporate country

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:18 PM (jAisO)

65 Thought experiment: Is Flash Gordon the best worst movie of all time?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 10:01 PM (XV/Pl)

The original Road House

Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)

66 Getting rammed from behind like that would only appeal to Pete Buttigieg.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM (Riz8t

and to Flash Gordon fans

Posted by: just a man, with a man's courage at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (gKWVE)

67 supposedly a Bighorn sheep head butted somebody over the side to his death. That would not be optimal
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Bad for the human, sure, but I bet it was on the bighorn sheep's bucket list and his buddies high hoofed him.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (kpS4V)

68 The “signature on bills” thing sounds like it is being done as part of the 250th celebration. This is perfectly reasonable. I’m pretty sure the beltway crowd would prefer to ignore this patriotic and jingoistic anniversary celebration. This may actually be a guilty pleasure but one of the things I’m glad of about 2024 was that someone willing to celebrate it would be in the White House.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (EXyHK)

69
Dude turned his back on goats -- what did he expect?

I remember being in a pen at a "children's zoo" with goats that "could be petted". Those bastards were expert pickpockets and would clean out your pockets unless you kept your wits about you.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (xG4kz)

70 63 A woman in Maryland hired a company which employed illegals to fix her roof then called ICE and had them wait there to arrest them

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That's cold
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 10:18 PM (Qf511)

She could have shot them and taken their tools and tacos.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (gbOdA)

71 Pro Tip: That goat should have marinating in red wine this whole time!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)

72 My eldest is birthday buddies with Steven Tyler? I did not know that.
He shares a birthday with my late youngest brother, as well- nineteen years apart. My mom and I thought that was really special.
Happy B-day, T.!

Posted by: sal at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (f+FmA)

73 The straw. Turkey in the straw.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)

Being a city boy, I don't know how to differentiate hay and straw. To me, hay is what youbsaybto get somebody attention, and straw is that thing you drink through.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (I40CQ)

74 Evening Hordemates.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (2WIwB)

75 I blame Trump for the uptick in meteor fireballs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (Cqx++)

76 mindful, I wander over to Dewey now and then for car shows or swap meets. You near there?

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (7D3Aa)

77 The original Road House
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)

Man that hurts dont it

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (gbOdA)

78 Checking in. Hope everyone is well.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 26, 2026 10:21 PM (V7RDD)

79 I have a friend killed by the moving rocks of death valley.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:22 PM (gbOdA)

80 I’m reading a book about some folks who through hiked Grand Canyon. [...] supposedly a Bighorn sheep head butted somebody over the side to his death.
Posted by: Common Tater

Killed by a sheep? You're not getting into Valhalla like that!

Posted by: bjornski at March 26, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

81 46
Payback's a bitch.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 10:22 PM (BT3km)

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A woman in Maryland hired a company which employed illegals to fix her roof then called ICE and had them wait there to arrest them

Will she be getting some type of decoration from MarkWayne in a couple of weeks?

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 26, 2026 10:23 PM (xG4kz)

83 and where are we? Glued to the huge picture window to watch the storm! We've become the people that cause all these warning labels....oh well, it is quite a scene outside.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba
One of my earliest memories was standing at a window looking outside during a tornado warning. The thing took out a bunch of homes that were alongside our farm.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2026 10:23 PM (0Htd1)

84 Evenin' Doof. Howdy, Horde!

Have any other Morons discovered the unadulterated joyknown as the "Habitual Linecrosser" channel on Ewetoob? Has me grinning & giggling....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 26, 2026 10:23 PM (qVGoX)

85 If that goat isn't a prime breeder there'd be a Kristi Noam right between its eyes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:24 PM (jAisO)

86 We've got a new Indian (dot) restaurant in town. They serve some pretty good goat curries. Best place for the goat above.

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:24 PM (7D3Aa)

87 >>>Always pay attention to you surroundings

I hope he did have some BBQ that night.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 26, 2026 10:24 PM (syz1S)

88
Here's a video of one over Texas on March 21:
https://is.gd/KToi6Y

A piece of it hit this lady's house:

https://is.gd/uBKqYZ

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 26, 2026 10:24 PM (w6EFb)

89 Orangent, thats not a bad idea. A present to the new Ayatollah, maybe?

Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:25 PM (wLjpr)

90 Gorgeous photo on top. Thanks, Doof.

That lady in Maryland has more courage than the rest of the nation to call ICE before her roof was finished.

I have noticed there are not as many espanol speaking men coming to our door, leaving their cards, looking for work. A good sign!

Also, the one rental house on our street is a roofing business, and you guessed it, Hispanics. They've been very quiet since May 5, 2025 and a wild party. I hope they move when their lease is up. I guess better than Haitians eating cats.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 10:25 PM (WONhk)

91 Yeah I miss color

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 10:25 PM (DoBxX)

92 Another thought experiment: Imagine it with a different soundtrack.

Maybe the Eurythmics!

You’re right. The soundtrack is a great example. Every part of that movie is right on target.

It is such an amazing movie that someone else went and made another unrelated great movie based on one throwaway line. And got Queen to do the soundtrack for that movie too!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 10:25 PM (EXyHK)

93 34 20 That guy that got rammed by the ram… that looked incredibly painful. Concussion territory
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (xT8gx)

That had to hurt.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (y171U)

Well, it's AI, so no real pain . . .

Posted by: a.moron at March 26, 2026 10:25 PM (X5Jzz)

94
"What if Earth has lost its color?"

How green was my valley?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 10:26 PM (Cqx++)

95 That clip on a colorful era vs the bland era today says something.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:26 PM (jAisO)

96 Regarding the amputee, one might say he’s unarmed and dangerous.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 26, 2026 10:27 PM (IX8iX)

97 "Is Flash Gordon the best worst movie of all time?"

Showgirls

Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2026 10:27 PM (Q+gd/)

98
Vehicle colors today are boring as fook -- white, gray, silver and black. Just look around you while stopped at a traffic light.

Someone tried getting school bus yellow onto the stage, not that that was an improvement, but that seems to have been strangled in its crib.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 26, 2026 10:27 PM (xG4kz)

99 Is Flash Gordon the best worst movie of all time?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Absolutely

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 10:27 PM (dE3DB)

100 When I was a kid, on long family trips in the car we’d play a counting game… everyone picked a color and you’d count the number of cars that were your color. Biggest number wins…. Blue always seemed to win; sometimes green, maybe red or white

Occasional arguments about what color that one was… it was a shade of green! No… that was a shade of blue!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 10:27 PM (xT8gx)

101
Make Avocado and Harvest Gold kitchens great again!

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 26, 2026 10:29 PM (xG4kz)

102 64 26 I wonder if Kenny Chesney has a professional hat folder upper. They all seem to wear those ridiculous affectations, as if it wasn't clear that they're a "country" singer.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Corporate country

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:18 PM (jAisO)

Corporate country >>> Country rap

Posted by: a.moron at March 26, 2026 10:29 PM (X5Jzz)

103 The original Road House
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)

Man that hurts dont it
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (gbOdA)

Pain don't hurt

Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:29 PM (QMAsf)

104 Archimedes, I thought that the purpose of the country singer's cowboy hat was to cover up baldness.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2026 10:29 PM (0Htd1)

105 I would have waited until they finished the roof job.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 10:30 PM (Fbc0I)

106 Dory or dinghy? You be the judge.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:30 PM (+HNx/)

107 >Quadruple amputee cornhole player waives hearing in murder case

----
found out the defense would cost an arm and a leg
doesn't have an arm or a leg

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 10:31 PM (ZxPkt)

108 Wow... the Nick Sorter assault trial? Woman tracked him down and helped assault him... found not guilty.

Main Defense? That he was an out of state provocateur.

So, I guess it's OK to assault someone if your politics say he deserves it....

OK then...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 26, 2026 10:31 PM (mP0Kj)

109
Corporate country >>> Country rap

Posted by: a.moron at March 26, 2026 10:29 PM (X5Jzz)

This.

Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:31 PM (wLjpr)

110 I walked off a cliff in the desert southwest back in the 80s marveling at the stars. A short cliff thankfully, but … farther than I thought decent. It helped that I didn’t know how far it was, maybe. I didn’t tense up. When the wind started to roar a little bit in my ears I thought “Uh-oh … this is going to hurt” and I hit the ground right then. None the worse for wear. More than a few campers at GC and similar canyonlands have wandered off cliffs to their death getting up in the middle of the night to piss.

Also after ice storms. The sandstone hoodoos have nothing to grab onto. Horrible way to go

I heard a story about a lady weeding her garden and such on her knees with her third point of contact in the air. Their goat thought this too good to be true, and knocked her pretty good. She was pretty upset and that goat was made into lambchops by COB that day. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 10:32 PM (zh/Tt)

111 If we're going to have early Aerosmith, couldn't the selection be My Big 10-inch Record?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:32 PM (+HNx/)

112 >>Well, it's AI, so no real pain . . .

You mean a ram didn't really hit him hard enough from behind to drive him headfirst through a wall without even musing his hair?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 10:32 PM (viF8m)

113 I know Doof posted the pic up top, but I'm pretty sure it's Weird Dave who has the little dinghy.

Posted by: Hesh and Heidi's Nautical Nosh at March 26, 2026 10:32 PM (oftw2)

114 107 >Quadruple amputee cornhole player waives hearing in murder case

----
found out the defense would cost an arm and a leg
doesn't have an arm or a leg
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 10:31 PM (ZxPkt)

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The prosecution can't tear him limb from limb, so there's that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:33 PM (+HNx/)

115
Brought to you by the same people who gave us brutal modernist architecture in government buildings, libraries, and museums.
Posted by: Joemarine

Go to any university campus on which there is a school of architecture. Find the ugliest building there. I guar-an-damn-tee that it will house the school of architecture.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 26, 2026 10:34 PM (xG4kz)

116 I am holding Scampydog completely responsible for certain section of this ONT....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba
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Cannot take credit for any of the content, but I LOVE it!
Posted by: scampydog at March 26, 2026 10:09 PM (41CYW)

Doggo is innocent (this time). The algorithm is to blame!

Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:35 PM (QMAsf)

117 There is iron in the words of Lemmons Trucking LLC.

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at March 26, 2026 10:35 PM (+HNx/)

118 I would have waited until they finished the roof job.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

That rewards the contractor who was hiring illegals. He gets the money for the roofing job, and doesn't have to pay his deported laborers.

I assume he's in just as much trouble with the law either way.

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)

119 "Perfessor" Squirrel:
What if Earth has lost its colour?
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Sounds like the plot of the next Rainbow Brite reboot movie

Been done: Beatles' Gray Submarine

And what's with the "colour" bit? er, Brit?

Posted by: mindful webworker don' need no steenking extra 'u' at March 26, 2026 10:36 PM (jrd4M)

120 If we're going to have early Aerosmith, couldn't the selection be My Big 10-inch Record?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:32 PM (+HNx/)

Same album. I was VERY close to going with Big 10 inch record!

Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)

121 Re: color

When we showed the kids the Zillow pics of the new house, which had been completely Magnolia-fied by the sellers, they were "Mom, are you going to be okay with this?"
We didn't realize how used we had become to the blah-ness of it until we painted the great room a lovely shade of warm cream.

I think it's because society is depressed, as a whole.

Posted by: sal at March 26, 2026 10:36 PM (f+FmA)

122 114 107 >Quadruple amputee cornhole player waives hearing in murder case

----
found out the defense would cost an arm and a leg
doesn't have an arm or a leg
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 10:31 PM (ZxPkt)

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The prosecution can't tear him limb from limb, so there's that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:33 PM (+HNx/)

So, Defense just rolled over?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 26, 2026 10:37 PM (mP0Kj)

123 Same album. I was VERY close to going with Big 10 inch record!
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)

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Adams Apple would have made a superb choice also.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:37 PM (+HNx/)

124 So, I guess it's OK to assault someone if your politics say he deserves it....
——-

What’s so great about all these depredations, for some reason leftists can’t ever imagine that all their “rules” will ever possibly boomerang back upon them. History is very clear on this.

They will be outraged, naturally. And no one will GAF. No one. History is also very clear on that. Stupid bastards.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 10:37 PM (zh/Tt)

125 My favorite worst movie was The Haunting in Connecticut. It was one of those horror movies where the characters, for some inexplicable reason, stay in the haunted house.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2026 10:37 PM (0Htd1)

126 105 I would have waited until they finished the roof job.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 10:30 PM (Fbc0I)

#MeToo

We bought this place almost 11yrs ago and remodeled the entire thing over 3yrs of subcontractors just before the plandemic. Our roofer was probably American who had illegals, as I never heard English. Roof, furnace/AC and deck were the first major stuff within months of torture to replace.

Every morning and at quitting time one roofer guy would have an operatic song at the top of his lungs. Espanol music blasting all day. I think they were done in 2-3 days, so pretty fast and no complaints. I stayed in the basement the entire time and prayed it would soon be over. Which is how I handled the gutting of our kitchen as well on the main floor.

Worth it but I doubt I could do it again. My husband replaced all of the doorknobs and hinges, so it's all ours now.

The crazy chy knee woman who sold it had it painted 40 Shades of Mustard & installed beige sort of shag carpeting before the sale. That was the first to go. The paint was different in every room and a neighbor said she hired HS kids to do it...and it showed. Hideous!
Yet I saw hope and it's lovely now.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 10:37 PM (WONhk)

127 I know Doof posted the pic up top, but I'm pretty sure it's Weird Dave who has the little dinghy.
Posted by: Hesh and Heidi's Nautical Nosh at March 26, 2026 10:32 PM (oftw2)

Well he does live next to a lake. Maybe the dinghy is little because the water is cold?

Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:38 PM (QMAsf)

128 Corporate country >>> Country rap
Posted by: a.moron

This.
Posted by: moki

That's at the level of

Kicked in the nuts by Chuck Norris >>> Knocked into the Grand Canyon by a sheep

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)

129 110 I heard a story about a lady weeding her garden and such on her knees with her third point of contact in the air. Their goat thought this too good to be true, and knocked her pretty good. She was pretty upset and that goat was made into lambchops by COB that day. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 10:32 PM (zh/Tt)

I might not know the difference between hay and straw, but I am pretty sure you can't get lamb chops from a goat.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 26, 2026 10:39 PM (I40CQ)

130 found out the defense would cost an arm and a leg
doesn't have an arm or a leg
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 10:31 PM (ZxPkt)

In the cosmic scheme of ideas people ask for JUSTICE
JUSTICE Lord
The family really wants VENGENCE
VENGENCE Lord
The guilty wants MERCY
MERCY Lord

A Savoir offered Peace and Life

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:39 PM (gbOdA)

131 I have two old vehicles and made sure to paint them bright colors. Offbeat vehicles need offbeat colors. The 63 Corvair Monza convertible is the same color as Squad 51 and my 60 VW Westfalia is two tone-very light gray on top and a medium bright almost neon metalflake green on bottom. It was painted Forest Green but my wife said it blended into the greenery too much around here.

Posted by: True Colors at March 26, 2026 10:40 PM (oftw2)

132 I thought that the purpose of the country singer's cowboy hat was to cover up baldness
_-_
Definitely why I wear one...that and a passionate hatred of ball caps.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 26, 2026 10:40 PM (UajcV)

133 Brought to you by the same people who gave us brutal modernist architecture in government buildings, libraries, and museums.
Posted by: Joemarine

And that Obama monstrosity. I mean the building, not Obamacare.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2026 10:40 PM (0Htd1)

134 I might not know the difference between hay and straw, but I am pretty sure you can't get lamb chops from a goat.

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You just have to know the goat's weak point.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:40 PM (+HNx/)

135 Being a city boy, I don't know how to differentiate hay and straw. To me, hay is what youbsaybto get somebody attention, and straw is that thing you drink through.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (I40CQ)

Well, I'm really only a dazzling suburbanite, but the family was on the farm two generations ago. Straw is the dry stuff you see around Halloween in bales, and hay gets eaten by livestock.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:41 PM (1Ff7Z)

136 A woman in Maryland hired a company which employed illegals to fix her roof then called ICE and had them wait there to arrest them

I'd be concerned for her safety. Just sayin'.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)

137
My husband is watching Cheers reruns.

He's laughing his ass off.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 10:42 PM (3ek7K)

138 Orangent, thats not a bad idea. A present to the new Ayatollah, maybe?
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:25 PM (wLjpr)

Oops, was reading about Query Tracker for agents.

I'd bet in his condition, Ayatolla would probably be the passive one in that relationship.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:42 PM (1Ff7Z)

139 I'd be concerned for her safety. Just sayin'.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)

Yeah, I thought of that as well. She's brave, that's for sure.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 10:43 PM (WONhk)

140
Oops, was reading about Query Tracker for agents.

I'd bet in his condition, Ayatolla would probably be the passive one in that relationship.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:42 PM (1Ff7Z)

Did you find one you can work with?

Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:43 PM (wLjpr)

141 Freight will be one of the first to tell you which way the economy is going.

Craig Fuller@FreightAlley . Mar 25

You are not bullish enough.

The trucking market is an 11 out of a 10 right now, with some the strongest charts since COVID.

The resurgence of the US industrial economy and manufacturing renaissance is real, along with tightening capacity.

I told Bloomberg Open Interest that I am an 11 out of 10 about how bullish the signals are in domestic freight

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:44 PM (jAisO)

142 Is Flash Gordon the best worst movie of all time?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Absolutely
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 10:27 PM (dE3DB)

Wait. Are we talking Flash or Flesh Gordon??

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)

143 To be country specific, straw is the leftover stems of harvested grains. Hay is the entire plant above ground, either grass or probably alfalfa hay. Both can be baled or not. Be better, horde!

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:44 PM (7D3Aa)

144 I wander over to Dewey now and then for car shows or swap meets. You near there?
Posted by: LRob in OK

South of the town south of Dewey.

Dewey's main street was named after my granddad. I was named after the street. Don't tell anyone any of this. Opsec, you know.

Posted by: mindful webworker is in cognitaugh at March 26, 2026 10:44 PM (jrd4M)

145
Don't Look In The Basement from 1971 is pretty darn bad, but I enjoyed it. Old lady who might be a bit daft and talked too much had her tongue cut out. Seemed reasonable somehow.

Posted by: No Oscar Nominations at March 26, 2026 10:45 PM (oftw2)

146 Dory or dinghy? You be the judge.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:30 PM (+HNx/)

Both, actually.

Posted by: Nemo at March 26, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)

147 That top pic looks just like when I took Daisy Dog for a walk this evening.

Except not the boat.

Nor the lake.

But we had cattle.

Posted by: mindful webworker is in cognitaugh at March 26, 2026 10:46 PM (jrd4M)

148 mindful, come up to Dewey around May 1. I'll wear my TxMoMe nametag. You'll find me.

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:47 PM (7D3Aa)

149 Flash Gordon the best worst movie of all time?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Absolutely
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 10:27 PM (dE3DB)

Wait. Are we talking Flash or Flesh Gordon??
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Flash Gordon. Flesh Gordon is worst best movie of all time.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 10:48 PM (glnUu)

150 When I hear Flash Gordon I think of Saturday serial at the movies

Posted by: Javems at March 26, 2026 10:48 PM (zFsEm)

151 Vehicle colors today are boring as fook -- white, gray, silver and black. Just look around you while stopped at a traffic light.

Someone tried getting school bus yellow onto the stage, not that that was an improvement, but that seems to have been strangled in its crib.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot

===

WTH were they thinking when all the manufacturers came out with the earth tone model clay colors?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)

152 146 Dory or dinghy? You be the judge.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:30 PM (+HNx/)

Both, actually.
Posted by: Nemo at March 26, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)

The two boats on my Dad's lake are called: boats. But we are rednecks, so nothing fancy. Fishin' for large mouth bass or bream boats.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 10:49 PM (WONhk)

153 147 That top pic looks just like when I took Daisy Dog for a walk this evening.

Except not the boat.

Nor the lake.

But we had cattle.

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So, basically the sky was the same.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:49 PM (+HNx/)

154 Dory or dinghy? You be the judge.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:30 PM (+HNx/)

It's Dory in the dinghy with Oscar on the oars.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 26, 2026 10:50 PM (S/Y4j)

155 There’s this weird building on the University of Iowa campus, because of the odd slope of various roof structures, it drops huge sheets of ice off onto unsuspecting people on the ground in the winter. The inside is weird too, kind of maze, nonstandard dimensions in the halls and offices.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 10:50 PM (zh/Tt)

156 WTH were they thinking when all the manufacturers came out with the earth tone model clay colors?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Suburban camo. They blend right in to the HOA neighborhoods with "earth tones only" rules for houses.

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)

157 The LA Dodgers are going to be a problem this year. It is only opening day and the LAD took right to beating up the DBacks.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 10:51 PM (glnUu)

158 You'll find me.

And if things work out OK this month and next, I'll have my hot rod there. Red 23T roadster. Easy to spot.

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:51 PM (7D3Aa)

159 Row well, dinghy person, and you will live.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:52 PM (+HNx/)

160 Did you find one you can work with?
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:43 PM (wLjpr)

Haven't joined yet. The editor suggested self-pub. I've already made the changes and rewrites, but Sarah Hoyt says she'll make me a cover for free. Trying to decide whether to look for an agent, or wait until the cover. Sarah is being very generous to me by making the cover, so I don't want to pull the rug out from under Indie publishing it.

Posted by: Nemo at March 26, 2026 10:52 PM (1Ff7Z)

161 137
My husband is watching Cheers reruns.

He's laughing his ass off.

Posted by: four seasons

Who would have thought that Woody f'ing Harrison would turn out to be a great actor. Still blows my mind.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2026 10:53 PM (Xr4QU)

162 Pirates scored 7 runs and had Skenes pitching, and lost today. So, they're in mid season form already.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2026 10:54 PM (Xr4QU)

163
The two boats on my Dad's lake are called: boats. But we are rednecks, so nothing fancy. Fishin' for large mouth bass or bream boats.

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I thought rednecks we're all in fer them pontoon party boats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:54 PM (+HNx/)

164
The old shows are great because they are about making people laugh.

No politically correct shit.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 10:55 PM (3ek7K)

165 Wandering off. Might be back. Don't drink all the beer.

Posted by: mindful webworker wanders off at March 26, 2026 10:55 PM (jrd4M)

166 I love wearing hats. No, I don't hide any hair loss,- I've got hair like Fabio, - but it helps me regulate heat and it keeps the sun and the frigging bugs out of my face.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 10:56 PM (Fbc0I)

167 Sarah is being very generous to me by making the cover, so I don't want to pull the rug out from under Indie publishing it.

Indie the first, use it to practice marketing and developing a fan base, and then you can take that experience to the table with Randy and subsequent books!

Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:56 PM (wLjpr)

168 Night yall, sleep well, stay safe, avoid goats. For a lot of reason.

Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:56 PM (wLjpr)

169 Brought to you by the same people who gave us brutal modernist architecture in government buildings, libraries, and museums.
Posted by: Joemarine

Lincoln Tower and Morrill Tower on THE Ohio State campus have entered the chat. Real garbage dorms with nary a straight hallway or parallel wall within them.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2026 10:56 PM (cYBz/)

170 Two-tone cars went out around 1960. I thought they looked sharp. Some 50's models were three-tones. Usually a white roof, then two different matching colors above and below a belt line. Some things used to be more fun than now.

Posted by: I See A Red Door, And.... at March 26, 2026 10:57 PM (oftw2)

171 My dad bought a two-tone Ford in 1980.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 10:59 PM (RIvkX)

172 Indie the first, use it to practice marketing and developing a fan base, and then you can take that experience to the table with Randy and subsequent books!
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:56 PM (wLjpr)

Thanks. Probably the best way to go about it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:59 PM (1Ff7Z)

173 I thought rednecks we're all in fer them pontoon party boats.
Posted by: Cicero

Only if they have the money to afford installing a stripper pole and enough one dollar bills to entice an exotic dancer who isn't a 1st or 2nd cousin on board.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:00 PM (glnUu)

174 I put glass blocks in the stub wall of my shower when I remodeled. The alcove the sink and toilet were in was too dark if the light was off

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 11:00 PM (rbvCR)

175 101 Make Avocado and Harvest Gold kitchens great again!
--

"Harvest Gold and Avocado Green" can be sung to the tune of Brown Sugar:
Harvest Gold and Avocado Green, sold in the market down in New Orleans...

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 26, 2026 11:00 PM (0bjKf)

176 I thought rednecks we're all in fer them pontoon party boats.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:54 PM (+HNx/)

They are cajuns, I think, in bigger bodies of water. Probably have cajun cousins who did this after I moved West.

Brothers, sons, husband,etc fish in the boat and row it to shore, haul it up and that's it. Nothing fancy, and mud is ok. My only participation in my distant youth was to drink beer in the boat with my brother.

My father tried to teach me to fish as a toddler. I have a memory of catching a fish and running up the hill with the fish and him laughing. It was a cane pole. Then he tried to get me to bait the hook and I said no and that was the end of it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 11:00 PM (WONhk)

177 Only if they have the money to afford installing a stripper pole and enough one dollar bills to entice an exotic dancer who isn't a 1st or 2nd cousin on board.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:00 PM (glnUu)

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Under the law, second cousins have a name:

FAIR.

GAME.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 11:01 PM (+HNx/)

178 WWII killed the Art Deco and ornamental styles in commercial architecture. Gold leaf building lobbies, fancy brass fittings all went to the International Style minimalist boring steel and glass structures. Building lobbies were works of art, then poof!

Posted by: Old Fossil at March 26, 2026 11:02 PM (oftw2)

179 I miss vinyl car roofs and even/odd gasoline fill up day, max 10 gallons.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:02 PM (glnUu)

180
A few years ago husband wanted to buy a pickup. He was going to buy a gray one. Boring.

A car carrier pulled in to the lot and had a bright red truck.

I told him there's your truck. It's sharp looking, not drab.

It's easy to find in parking lots now that everything is drab.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 11:03 PM (3ek7K)

181 164
The old shows are great because they are about making people laugh.

No politically correct shit.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 10:55 PM (3ek7K)

Agree! And after a writer's strike, too many drugs and homo life, no one can write comedy or anything any more. Finding a show to watch around here is a chore.

There is one series we mock and most of the time my dude won't watch. Our own dialogue is pretty funny. It was so sweet this year it was enough to give you the di-a-be-tus. I watched it anyway.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 11:04 PM (WONhk)

182 Brown Sugar has been banned by the Misogyny Police. Don't think the Stones play it anymore, but I think they are finally done touring anyway

Posted by: Mel's Rockpile at March 26, 2026 11:05 PM (oftw2)

183
People want to relax and be entertained, not watch all that homo and PC shit.

There's not enough laughter anymore.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 11:07 PM (3ek7K)

184 Uncle Salty was my favorite song from what I consider to be the best album ever. Toys in the Attic was bottled lightning.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, at March 26, 2026 11:08 PM (0aYVJ)

185 (oftw2)

What is the current record for socks in a single ONT? You've got to be close!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 11:08 PM (7D3Aa)

186 Killed by a sheep? You're not getting into Valhalla like that!
Posted by: bjornski at March 26, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

My Favorite Murder by Ambrose Bierce was based around the supposed in court confession of how the accused got vengeance on his rival by beating him unconscious and then suspending him in a gunny sack from a tree branch where the ram could but him to death

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 11:09 PM (rbvCR)

187 >>People want to relax and be entertained, not watch all that homo and PC shit.
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Yeah, there's enough of that crap *everywhere else* and people want to get away from it!

Posted by: JQ at March 26, 2026 11:09 PM (rdVOm)

188 If you're a fan of the work DataRepublican does I highly recommend bookmarking this thread she posted a little while ago and reading it when you have time. The deep state is still very much alive.

The woman is incredible. I hope she has the best security.

https://tinyurl.com/3pv3u2ny

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 11:09 PM (viF8m)

189 This house we bought a couple of years ago is so drab. everything is gray and white.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (3ek7K)

I don't mind white walls too much, as I have LOTS of things to hang on said walls that provide color and contrast.

Posted by: GWB at March 26, 2026 11:09 PM (x9vBb)

190 It's easy to find in parking lots now that everything is drab.

Posted by: fourseasons

That's great fourseasons. Once in a while, you see a brilliant blue, red, even orange or copper car and it's a relief. Doubt the dealers want too many oddballs, because they could be hard to sell. I love bright and different.

Posted by: Odd Fellow at March 26, 2026 11:10 PM (oftw2)

191
GWB,

Good point.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 11:10 PM (3ek7K)

192 A lot of people thought Aerosmith were sort of the Temu Rolling Stones.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 11:11 PM (zh/Tt)

193 179 I miss vinyl car roofs and even/odd gasoline fill up day, max 10 gallons.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions.
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Working nights, at 2 AM, they don't GAS what day it is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 11:11 PM (jAisO)

194 a friend is having the darnedest time getting a company to come pressure wash his roof and clear his gutters. The companies he has engaged in the last year seem to go on vacation to Mexico and never come back.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 11:11 PM (rbvCR)

195 goodnight, pixel people

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 11:11 PM (ZxPkt)

196 192 A lot of people thought Aerosmith were sort of the Temu Rolling Stones.

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Who are these people? I want names.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 11:13 PM (+HNx/)

197 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ijc7A5oAc

Posted by: Desinex at March 26, 2026 11:13 PM (jrgJz)

198
JQ,

Are you enjoying your privacy now?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 11:14 PM (3ek7K)

199 Jeb! endorses mid tone gray.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:14 PM (glnUu)

200 Good night, morons and ettes!

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 11:14 PM (7D3Aa)

201 What is the current record for socks in a single ONT? You've got to be close!!
Posted by: LRob in OK

Miklos and Ciampino own records that will never be broken. I'm an also-ran, a Harold Stassen, a Gus Hall.

Posted by: Way Below Average at March 26, 2026 11:14 PM (oftw2)

202 199 Jeb! endorses mid tone gray.

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But what does the PUPPET SHOW say?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 11:14 PM (+HNx/)

203 The video about the disapearance of color reminded me of the story by Ursula LeGuin called The Lathe of Heaven, about a man who has "effective dreams", that is, what he dreams becomes reality. When a psychiatrist finds out about this power, he trays to play God by making hypnotic suggestions to his patient. One suggestion is to erase racism. The next day, everyone in the world is gray.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at March 26, 2026 11:16 PM (79W4W)

204 That goat would die by every gun in the house.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:16 PM (snZF9)

205 178 WWII killed the Art Deco and ornamental styles in commercial architecture. Gold leaf building lobbies, fancy brass fittings all went to the International Style minimalist boring steel and glass structures. Building lobbies were works of art, then poof!
Posted by: Old Fossil at March 26, 2026 11:02 PM (oftw2)

I never thought WW2 was the reason Art Deco died, but it makes sense.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:17 PM (y171U)

206 Donald Trump needs to go for the jugular. Fuck signing currency. The man needs an aircraft carrier.

I don’t know about you but I’d rather see the USS Donald J Trump than the USS William J. Clinton.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 11:17 PM (hJH5n)

207 JQ,
Are you enjoying your privacy now?
Posted by: fourseasons
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Mere words cannot express how much I am *relishing* the absence of that freeloader...

Posted by: JQ at March 26, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)

208 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H71FciBvXrU

Posted by: Desinex at March 26, 2026 11:18 PM (jrgJz)

209
Awesome JQ!

Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 11:18 PM (3ek7K)

210 A lot of people thought Aerosmith were sort of the Temu Rolling Stones.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 11:11 PM (zh/Tt)

Aerosmith in their prime a jillion times over The Stones in their prime.

Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 11:18 PM (QMAsf)

211 196 192 A lot of people thought Aerosmith were sort of the Temu Rolling Stones.

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Who are these people? I want names.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 11:13 PM (+HNx/)

Aerosmith was much better shooting up high on heroin. When they were cleaned up they sucked.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 11:19 PM (hJH5n)

212 So just to bring everybody down, I'm up thinking about that poor girl in Spain.

Posted by: Gorthanc at March 26, 2026 11:20 PM (xKjWc)

213 If that goat isn't a prime breeder there'd be a Kristi Noam right between its eyes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:24 PM (jAisO)

I don't give a fuck if it could feed a small african country. It dies where it stands. That dude is lucky he didn't break his neck.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:20 PM (snZF9)

214 Won't be surprised if the Trump signed $100 bill becomes a high demand collectible that will be worth way over face value.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:21 PM (y171U)

215 Mere words cannot express how much I am *relishing* the absence of that freeloader...

Posted by: JQ at March 26, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)

A naked snoopy dance, or else you're not relishing enough. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:22 PM (snZF9)

216 212 So just to bring everybody down, I'm up thinking about that poor girl in Spain.
Posted by: Gorthanc at March 26, 2026 11:20 PM (xKjWc)

Me too. Very disturbing. I tried not to think about it.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:22 PM (y171U)

217 Miklos and Ciampino own records that will never be broken. I'm an also-ran, a Harold Stassen, a Gus Hall.
Posted by: Way Below Average at March 26, 2026 11:14 PM (oftw2)

Pat Paulson?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 11:23 PM (1Ff7Z)

218 A naked snoopy dance, or else you're not relishing enough. lol
Posted by: Berserker
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*shifty eyes*

Thought I disabled the webcam....

Posted by: JQ at March 26, 2026 11:23 PM (rdVOm)

219 This may actually be a guilty pleasure but one of the things I’m glad of about 2024 was that someone willing to celebrate it would be in the White House.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (EXyHK)

I agree. We have someone in the White House who loves the country for the quarter of a millennium celebration. That’s important.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 11:24 PM (hJH5n)

220 Won't be surprised if the Trump signed $100 bill becomes a high demand collectible that will be worth way over face value.
Posted by: Joemarine

A proper Trump note world worth $1,000,000.00

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:24 PM (glnUu)

221 Won't be surprised if the Trump signed $100 bill becomes a high demand collectible that will be worth way over face value.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:21 PM (y171U)

He's not personally signing each one. Don't see how it's worth more than any other. If it's in general circulation, that is.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 11:25 PM (1Ff7Z)

222 20 That guy that got rammed by the ram… that looked incredibly painful. Concussion territory
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (xT8gx)

Rekt is a good term for that...that was impressive

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 26, 2026 11:26 PM (+I6Y/)

223 35 "does nothing but feeds the left's "narcissist/dictator" narrative."

and drive them Batshit Crazy so all good

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at March 26, 2026 11:26 PM (y7zkd)

224 He's not personally signing each one. Don't see how it's worth more than any other. If it's in general circulation, that is.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Make it a limited edition. Like all those goofy quarters.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 11:27 PM (/lPRQ)

225 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Going tomorrow for a consultation with a radiologist - one of my smaller tumors has grown a little (all of the others have stayed the same). The oncologist thinks they may be able to kill this new growth with a few sessions of radiation. Will know more after we talk with the radiologist.

The good news is that everything is still confined to my liver - no metastasis to any other parts of my body.

Oncologist says I probably have at least 6-12 more months; maybe longer, depending on how the treatment I am currently on continues to work. So far, I am still feeling fine (apart from gaining weight due to the steroids that are part of this protocol) 👍👍👍

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 26, 2026 11:27 PM (SRRAx)

226 I forgot to add...AI is getting better

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 26, 2026 11:27 PM (+I6Y/)

227 A naked snoopy dance, or else you're not relishing enough. lol
Posted by: Berserker

*shifty eyes*
Thought I disabled the webcam....
Posted by: JQ

I thought that violated the ONT terms of service.

.....not tonight?

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 11:28 PM (VHUov)

228 221 He's not personally signing each one. Don't see how it's worth more than any other. If it's in general circulation, that is.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 11:25 PM (1Ff7Z)

I get that. Unless they print a gazillion copies I don't think $100 bills get circulated much in commerce so they are probably limited to begin with, and MAGA fans will increase the demand.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:29 PM (y171U)

229 It's easy to find in parking lots now that everything is drab."

I've got a vivid yellow/orange Bronco Sport with the gray roof. I can spot it a mile off in a sea of white SUVs and F150s...

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 11:31 PM (XuXeR)

230 Ok, ok, ok...

youtu.be/tTF4gN6XhF0

Posted by: JQ at March 26, 2026 11:31 PM (rdVOm)

231 Teresa, good luck with the consult tomorrow!

Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:32 PM (y171U)

232 Thought I disabled the webcam...."

/NSA Bob laughs and laughs...

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 11:32 PM (XuXeR)

233 Damn, yeah earth definitely lost it's color. Don't exactly miss the color of the kitchens back then, but everything else definitely got lame. Kitchens actually have a lot of available colors these days though. Not so much in the appliances unless you buy one of the pricey commercial stoves, but the cabinets come in a shit ton of colors. It would be nice if people actually frigging used them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:32 PM (snZF9)

234 I have always preferred black for all my vehicles (bikes, cars), black/white/gray for clothes and non primary colors for the home. Accessories /paintings is where I bring in the color.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:35 PM (V4IXI)

235 but the cabinets come in a shit ton of colors. It would be nice if people actually frigging used them.

Posted by Berserker-Dragonheads Home Decor Division

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:36 PM (glnUu)

236 That guy that got rammed by the ram… that looked incredibly painful. Concussion territory
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (xT8gx)

Rekt is a good term for that...that was impressive

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 26, 2026 11:26 PM (+I6Y/)

I watched it a few times. He's lucky he didn't get seriously fucked up. At that point he could be and not even have known it yet. Either way, that ram would die immediately, and horribly. For the safety of everybody there it needs to be frigging detonated.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:36 PM (snZF9)

237 Good luck, Teresa. Keep a positive attitude.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 11:37 PM (+HNx/)

238 lot of people thought Aerosmith were sort of the Temu Rolling Stones.

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Who are these people? I want names.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 11:13 PM (+HNx/)

Aerosmith was much better shooting up high on heroin. When they were cleaned up they sucked.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 11:19 PM (hJH5n)

Toys in the Attic was peak Aerosmith.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:38 PM (V4IXI)

239 226 I forgot to add...AI is getting better
Posted by: a dude in MI
--

I've got to admit it's getting better (Better)
A little better all the time (It can't get no worse)
I have to admit it's getting better (Better)
better all the time

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 11:38 PM (jAisO)

240 My beastly Honda Trail 125 aka Piglet is bright yellow. It makes a statement when I pull up and park with all the Harleys.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:39 PM (glnUu)

241 I get that. Unless they print a gazillion copies I don't think $100 bills get circulated much in commerce so they are probably limited to begin with, and MAGA fans will increase the demand.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:29 PM (y171U)

I'd certainly try to get one. Casinos run on hundos.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 11:39 PM (1Ff7Z)

242 TiFW-- they can do wonders with 'targeted radiation'.

Prayers continue.

Posted by: JQ at March 26, 2026 11:39 PM (rdVOm)

243 190 It's easy to find in parking lots now that everything is drab.

Posted by: fourseasons
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Button on old Ford's fob would sound the horn.
Two floors in a stacked parking lot when it was new.
It doesn't work any more.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 11:40 PM (jAisO)

244 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:36 PM (snZF9)

It was kind of impressive. Only thing stronger than retard strength is corn fed farm boy strength.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:40 PM (V4IXI)

245 I have always preferred black for all my vehicles (bikes, cars), black/white/gray for clothes and non primary colors for the home. Accessories /paintings is where I bring in the color.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:35 PM (V4IXI)

I don't mind black cars or motorcycles, 2 of my bikes are black, but there's a lot of chrome or polished billet aluminum. Some of these bikes though are blacked out to the extreme. Black forks, black handlebars, completely black engines, oil tanks, shocks, along with the dull black satin paint. Its just too much.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:41 PM (snZF9)

246 I don't mind black cars or motorcycles, 2 of my bikes are black, but there's a lot of chrome or polished billet aluminum. Some of these bikes though are blacked out to the extreme. Black forks, black handlebars, completely black engines, oil tanks, shocks, along with the dull black satin paint. Its just too much.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Plus it hides the oil leaks.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:42 PM (glnUu)

247 My beastly Honda Trail 125 aka Piglet is bright yellow. It makes a statement when I pull up and park with all the Harleys.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:39 PM (glnUu)

We need to solve that. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:42 PM (snZF9)

248
A proper Trump note world worth $1,000,000.00
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

Woodrow Wilson was on the $100,000 bill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 11:42 PM (Cqx++)

249 Agustín Antonetti
@agusantonetti
·
20m
Translated from Spanish
Attention. Two vessels that were part of the Cuban regime's VIP flotilla have been lost at sea and cannot be located.

The Mexican Navy has just activated an emergency plan to try to find and rescue them. The anti-U.S. activist convoy has also requested help from the United States to manage to save them.

There were nine crew members.

Posted by: 13times at March 26, 2026 11:42 PM (Gt/Tc)

250 Some of these bikes though are blacked out to the extreme. Black forks, black handlebars, completely black engines, oil tanks, shocks, along with the dull black satin paint. Its just too much.
Posted by: Berserker

Yeah, why would a biker want to be visible to automobiles? Blacktop camo FTW!

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 11:43 PM (VHUov)

251 The anti-U.S. activist convoy has also requested help from the United States to manage to save them.
Posted by: 13times

Where's President Rorschach to whisper "no" when you need him?

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 11:45 PM (VHUov)

252 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:41 PM (snZF9)

Heh I never had the blacked out bike with the satin paint but I have to admit I wanted one. My plan was to do it to a fat boy but then I moved to Houston and gave up riding bikes. ( I didn't have a death wish) .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:45 PM (V4IXI)

253 Black forks, black handlebars, completely black engines, oil tanks, shocks, along with the dull black satin paint. Its just too much.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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It's the metalhead style.

_ ... I had to say that

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 11:47 PM (jAisO)

254 Houston just about has Illinois right where they want them.

ILL 46 HOU 33 2nd Half - 8 minutes left.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:47 PM (glnUu)

255 248 Woodrow Wilson was on the $100,000 bill.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 11:42 PM (Cqx++)

I knew Wilson was on a bill but wasn't sure of the denomination. Was Wilson alive at the time of issue? Has there ever been a living person on US currency?

Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:48 PM (y171U)

256 I thought they were going to put Harriet Tubman on a bill.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:49 PM (V4IXI)

257 Plus it hides the oil leaks.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:42 PM (glnUu)

Actually no it doesn't, oil is glossy. They haven't leaked since 1985 though, getting rid of the chain oilers was a major deal. Somebody at harley thought it was a good idea to have taps on the oil pump to oil the rear chain. Yeah where does it go after that, in the street, all over the bottom of the bike so it can gather in a few different areas and drop off the frame in 6 different spots. Do the owners ever adjust the oiler for minimum output? Nope, just let it drip. My 4 are all from the late 80's and earlier 90's. Never a drop under them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:49 PM (snZF9)

258 My Street Scrambler 350 was chrome, real chrome.
Fenders, forks, handlebars, handlebar brace, headlight everything but the tank and the seat.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 11:50 PM (jAisO)

259 Houston just about has Illinois right where they want them.

ILL 46 HOU 33 2nd Half - 8 minutes left.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:47 PM (glnUu)
==
We can blow that lead with the best of them.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 26, 2026 11:50 PM (UVyKP)

260 My preference for car colors is one that announces to the world - here I am so get the heck put of my way

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 11:50 PM (tcsrY)

261 Arizona is rolling.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 26, 2026 11:50 PM (UVyKP)

262 A few years ago husband wanted to buy a pickup. He was going to buy a gray one. Boring.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 11:03 PM (3ek7K)

There's this new semi-gloss gray on last year's cars (and this year's, I think). It's like it's intentionally trying to hide, shamed for its owner. It is so very blecch. And it's THE new car color it seems. What sort of post-modern progressive nihilist thought this was a good idea?

If I had enough money I'd put a semi-modern engine, suspension, and exhaust in a 1959 Duesenberg or something. Paint it something like candy apple red with some stripes. Or a black with lots of chrome and brass fittings to make it pop. (And a wood dashboard.)

Posted by: GWB at March 26, 2026 11:52 PM (x9vBb)

263 My father OBM had a dark emerald green Ford LTD, followed by a metallic silver Buick Le Sabre, with a maroon hardtop and maroon crushed corduroy seats and power everything.

I got the Le Sabre later on as my university car, when my father retired with a navy blue Cadillac De Ville sedan with light blue leather interior and super everything.

Beside the colors, they were so huge!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 11:52 PM (1o8D5)

264
A woman in Maryland hired a company which employed illegals to fix her roof then called ICE and had them wait there to arrest them

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Isn't she worried that the wetbacks' friends and relatives will take revenge? Send the crew to the address of someone you don't like, preferably a house occupied by other wetbacks. Then in addition to the dozen or so roofers, ICE will also get the thirty illegals living in the house.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2026 11:52 PM (mS8PE)

265 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:53 PM (bss/y)

266 My preference for car colors is one that announces to the world - here I am so get the heck put of my way
Posted by: vmom

A retired ambulance?

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 11:53 PM (VHUov)

267 My preference for car colors is one that announces to the world - here I am so get the heck put of my way

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 11:50 PM (tcsrY)

Yup, my car is candy read, my classic car is scorch red, I usually have a candy red bike. Right now 2 are blue, 2 are black, and one of them is going red.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:54 PM (snZF9)

268 I watched it a few times. He's lucky he didn't get seriously fucked up. At that point he could be and not even have known it yet. Either way, that ram would die immediately, and horribly. For the safety of everybody there it needs to be frigging detonated.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:36 PM (snZF9)

...but the ram did a real number on the dude's hammer.

Posted by: Average Guy at March 26, 2026 11:54 PM (lPHZZ)

269
Arizona is rolling.
Posted by: Black JEM

Those damn Japs!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 11:54 PM (Cqx++)

270 Actually no it doesn't, oil is glossy. [Insert PhD dissertation about Harley chain oilers here.]

Geezh, Bers. Your're killing my set. I'm going to need counseling.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:55 PM (glnUu)

271 266 My preference for car colors is one that announces to the world - here I am so get the heck put of my way
Posted by: vmom

A retired ambulance?
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 11:53 PM (VHUov)

I remember there was a vette I saw once. New model (at the time) in a burnt orange- almost copper. It was beautiful. BUT. I thought you might get tired of it, day after day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:55 PM (bss/y)

272 There's this new semi-gloss gray on last year's cars (and this year's, I think). It's like it's intentionally trying to hide, shamed for its owner. It is so very blecch. And it's THE new car color it seems. What sort of post-modern progressive nihilist thought this was a good idea?
Posted by: GWB

Someone around here called it "industrial floor gray."

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 11:55 PM (VHUov)

273 The anti-U.S. activist convoy has also requested help from the United States to manage to save them.
Posted by: 13times

I'd check Miami, or Puerto Rico, first.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)

274 What do you can a man with no arms and no legs in prison?
.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (/lPRQ)

I’m thinking….pincushion.

Oh, and Toys in the Attic is one of the greatest albums ever.
I was 14 when I got it. Just about half my age currently…

Posted by: Gunslinger at March 26, 2026 11:56 PM (HZfH/)

275 Had a bike, the 350, but don't know bikes. That was it. The 350 was fast, entering a freeway I could look in the mirror and see perfect smoke rings where I shifted gears. It was zippy, few cars...

One day I was given the opportunity to take a Harley chopper for a ride. I have never set on so much power.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 11:56 PM (jAisO)

276 "I assume he's in just as much trouble with the law either way."

I don't. Though it's impossible to know the full picture, no indications I know of that by far the most important and effective part of re-establishing rule of law in immigration - enforcement against employers - is happening at any level above the casual low level we've seen for years.

DHS does PSAs and such warning employers about enforcement. But AFAIK no chickens have been killed to scare the monkeys. Including large corporate criminals (meat-packing). A handful of raids, here and there.

Employer enforcement is not only, by far, the most effective/high leverage enforcement tool, it also is the one that *might* begin to rebuild some respect for the rule of law, if only through fear.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2026 11:57 PM (U/Byj)

277 273 The anti-U.S. activist convoy has also requested help from the United States to manage to save them.
Posted by: 13times

I'd check Miami, or Puerto Rico, first.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)

Oh, boy. I dunno. We're not sure how to find you... how does this circular thing with the sweep line work?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:57 PM (bss/y)

278 A retired ambulance?
Posted by: mikeski

Might be fun
Specially if i can use the sirens

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 11:58 PM (tcsrY)

279 Restormel Castle.

xtwitter - https://tinyurl.com/3an38vt6

Posted by: 13times at March 26, 2026 11:58 PM (Gt/Tc)

280 Illinois just answered the Houston run.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 26, 2026 11:59 PM (UVyKP)

281 In Southern New Mexico the drab vehicle color has been solved by lifting pickups up to the point all you see is the chrome bumper in your rear view mirror when they are tailgating.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 27, 2026 12:00 AM (glnUu)

282 If I had enough money I'd put a semi-modern engine, suspension, and exhaust in a 1959 Duesenberg or something. Paint it something like candy apple red with some stripes. Or a black with lots of chrome and brass fittings to make it pop. (And a wood dashboard.)

Posted by: GWB at March 26, 2026 11:52 PM (x9vBb)

That sounds pretty cool. I did a bike last year, a 56 panhead chopper that a few different shades of candy greens, and we did a lot of little brass accents, like brass acorn nuts, and bolts. Instead of the stainless braided oil lines we did brass braided lines. It was pretty sharp. I wasn't sure I was going to like the brass, but it worked.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2026 12:00 AM (snZF9)

283 Blazing Saddles is the best movie of all time.

I'm partial to comedies.

Posted by: Case at March 27, 2026 12:00 AM (pvf3X)

284 Including large corporate criminals (meat-packing). A handful of raids, here and there.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2026 11:57 PM (U/Byj)

Trump 1.0 commuted the sentence of the largest employer of illegals. I would like to believe Trump 2.0 would not have done that.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 12:00 AM (V4IXI)

285 273 The anti-U.S. activist convoy has also requested help from the United States to manage to save them.
Posted by: 13times
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Don't know what you're talking about but I like it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 12:00 AM (jAisO)

286 Some of these bikes though are blacked out to the extreme. Black forks, black handlebars, completely black engines, oil tanks, shocks, along with the dull black satin paint. Its just too much.
Posted by: Berserker

Yeah, why would a biker want to be visible to automobiles? Blacktop camo FTW!
Posted by: mikeski

A couple years back heading south on I-95 and just north of West Palm Beach some guy had his bike, saddle bags, fairing, helmet, matching jacket and pants. All done in maybe 80% very bright yellow and the rest black. Back of his jacket in big bold letters,
"Can You See Me Now"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 27, 2026 12:01 AM (/lPRQ)

287 Bers, I actually learned something about HDs tonight. Your the best. Thank you.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 27, 2026 12:01 AM (glnUu)

288 "I assume he's in just as much trouble with the law either way."

I don't. Though it's impossible to know the full picture, no indications I know of that by far the most important and effective part of re-establishing rule of law in immigration - enforcement against employers - is happening at any level above the casual low level we've seen for years.
Posted by: rhomboid

That was part of the joke..... "just as much trouble either way," as in "none either way."

He'll have some docs showing he checked a magic government database and they were all cleared to work.

Posted by: mikeski at March 27, 2026 12:01 AM (VHUov)

289
Where is AOP? This is the second or third night missing. Not like him to do that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 12:02 AM (jAisO)

290 Yes, the new *putty* colors on cars & trucks are so very ugly!

There's *plumbers' putty grayish off-white* and *moldy putty sort-of greenish* and the afore-mentioned *industrial floor gray* that I find particularly hideous.

Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 12:02 AM (rdVOm)

291 Braenyard-- AOP is on the road back to Alberta. He'll check in when he's able, I'm sure.

Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 12:03 AM (rdVOm)

292 Where is AOP? This is the second or third night missing. Not like him to do that.

Posted by: Braenyard

He is likely on his way to Alberta to pick up that T-Rex.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 27, 2026 12:03 AM (glnUu)

293 271 266 My preference for car colors is one that announces to the world - here I am so get the heck put of my way
Posted by: vmom

A retired ambulance?
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 11:53 PM (VHUov)
_____________________________

A family I knew well had a dairy farm which they used to make their own ice cream brand (really delicious). Then, they set up a very nice miniature golf course with a restaurant and ice cream stands as well as a driving range. THEN, they bought an very old fire engine and used to give kids and parents rides around the area for free. It was a nice thing to keep the kids under control, and get a nice breeze on a hot summer night. Sirens, flashing lights, the whole 9 yards. Great fun at that place.

Posted by: Orson at March 27, 2026 12:04 AM (dIske)

294 One day I was given the opportunity to take a Harley chopper for a ride. I have never set on so much power.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 11:56 PM (jAisO)

They make them scary these days. I test drove one I worked on. It was a 117 inch engine on a hardtail frame. I whacked the throttle on it and it almost threw me off. I held on and hit 2nd gear and it snapped my head back hard enough where my helmet came off and was hanging behind my head. Scariest thing I ever rode. It felt like it had a car engine in it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2026 12:04 AM (snZF9)

295
A couple years back heading south on I-95 and just north of West Palm Beach some guy had his bike, saddle bags, fairing, helmet, matching jacket and pants. All done in maybe 80% very bright yellow and the rest black. Back of his jacket in big bold letters,
"Can You See Me Now"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Bee Bopper

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 12:05 AM (Cqx++)

296 Iran is charging ships a toll to pass through Hormuz. Weird since Trump says Iran’s navy is destroyed.

So much winning.

Posted by: Sad! at March 27, 2026 12:05 AM (oU4V8)

297 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL6MaEz90x8

Posted by: Desinex at March 27, 2026 12:06 AM (jrgJz)

298 Houston won't go away though.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 27, 2026 12:06 AM (UVyKP)

299 Trump 1.0 commuted the sentence of the largest employer of illegals. I would like to believe Trump 2.0 would not have done that.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Can't tear down a thing you're trying to build up.
He gave 'em a spanking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 12:07 AM (jAisO)

300 I was reading the Las Cruces jail roster the other night. Some guy got stopped by the cops and managed to rack up three DWIs in a single stop. How is that possible?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 27, 2026 12:07 AM (glnUu)

301 Has there ever been a living person on US currency?

Spencer M. Clark, Superintendent of the National Currency Bureau and appeared on the third issue of Five Cent Fractional Currency note in 1864 and Treasurer Francis Spinner appeared on the 50-cent note. The Thayer Amendment of 1866 prohibits representing a living person on US currency.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 27, 2026 12:07 AM (D0HYP)

302 es, the new *putty* colors on cars & trucks are so very ugly!

There's *plumbers' putty grayish off-white* and *moldy putty sort-of greenish* and the afore-mentioned *industrial floor gray* that I find particularly hideous.
Posted by: JQ

But it is glossy putty.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 27, 2026 12:08 AM (/lPRQ)

303
Where is AOP?

He took off to the great white north.
It's a beauty way to go.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 12:08 AM (Cqx++)

304 But it is glossy putty.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Yeah. Fresh dog shit can be glossy, too. Doesn't mean it looks good.

Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 12:10 AM (rdVOm)

305 Illinois missing FTs. Houston has a definite chance to win this thing.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 27, 2026 12:11 AM (UVyKP)

306 Another Las Cruces arrest was some 5' 100lb woman led the cops on a merry high speed chase around town. When it was all said and done, she racked up four or five felony eluding charges and three felony assault on a police officer charges. She had black eye in her mugshot.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 27, 2026 12:12 AM (glnUu)

307 Don't be Sad!

A large Chinese vessel in the Strait of Hormuz lost its signal entirely. The operating ship experienced a total GPS signal blackout; the clock was running unusually fast ...

https://tinyurl.com/4w7hpffm

Posted by: 13times at March 27, 2026 12:12 AM (Gt/Tc)

308 Evening.

So quick update on my gout which I've been complaining about from time to time.

So it's been pretty bad the last two months or so. Just keep acting up. Ends up bad enough I either can't walk or I can only painfully shuffle like a 90 year old man. Honestly, there are times I wish I had a walker. Allopurinol basically just stopped working. Taking NSAIDS has been advised against cuz of the ulcerative colitis but fuck it. But I've also noticed unlike a typical gout attack my feet don't hurt constantly. Gout flare ups are very painful whether you're on or off your feet. But right now if I'm off my feet it's like no problem. Also, I've been getting fever and chills when it starts acting up. So I'm guessing infection. Did you know gout can cause infections? I looked it up. News to me.

So I've got a tentative doctor's appointment in a week, assuming I can get home by then. But my dispatch fucked me hard and I'm stuck north of Fort Worth because they gave me the wrong fucking appointment time for a delivery. Now I have to wait until Tuesday. Cocksuckers.

Anyway, hopefully something can get done for my gout cuz this shit has been freaking unbearable.

Posted by: Robert at March 27, 2026 12:13 AM (Z2yLo)

309 BTW, the video of the guy getting rammed by the ram was AI.

I know, I was disappointed.

Posted by: Robert at March 27, 2026 12:14 AM (Z2yLo)

310 I was reading the Las Cruces jail roster the other night. Some guy got stopped by the cops and managed to rack up three DWIs in a single stop. How is that possible?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

"Here's your summons. Leave the car here and call an Uber."

* drives off *

"Here's your summons. Let's try again. Leave the car here and call a f--king Uber."

* drives off *

"Here's your handcuffs....."

Posted by: mikeski guesses at March 27, 2026 12:14 AM (VHUov)

311 I was reading the Las Cruces jail roster the other night. Some guy got stopped by the cops and managed to rack up three DWIs in a single stop. How is that possible?

He must have submitted to a breath test.
Most likely, Count One is DWI based on erratic driving and officer observing the trinity of slurred speech, bloodshot watery eyes, and the smell of alcohol; Count Two would be driving with a BAC over 0.08;Count Three might be something like BAC over 0.15, or possibly mixing alcohol and other drugs.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 27, 2026 12:15 AM (D0HYP)

312 Chinese state media had claimed that in the Strait of Hormuz, the U.S. GPS navigation system had failed, while only BeiDou was functioning normally ...

... stranded in the Strait of Hormuz said that the BeiDou satellite navigation system could no longer receive any signal.

https://tinyurl.com/9fvb3jmp

Posted by: 13times at March 27, 2026 12:17 AM (Gt/Tc)

313 Sorry you're in such pain, Robert! Hope your Dr. can get you fixed up soon.

Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 12:17 AM (rdVOm)

314 oh, wait, "single stop."

Maybe *drives off* was just *gets back in the car*.

Posted by: mikeski re-guesses at March 27, 2026 12:17 AM (VHUov)

315 He must have submitted to a breath test.
Most likely, Count One is DWI based on erratic driving and officer observing the trinity of slurred speech, bloodshot watery eyes, and the smell of alcohol; Count Two would be driving with a BAC over 0.08;Count Three might be something like BAC over 0.15, or possibly mixing alcohol and other drugs.
Posted by: Chuck C

I've never seen this before. Normally you either get one DUI or an aggravated DUI per stop. The breath test is mandatory by state law. It's a weird one.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 27, 2026 12:17 AM (glnUu)

316 @303 Where is AOP?

Think he is on a road trip.

Posted by: Case at March 27, 2026 12:17 AM (pvf3X)

317 The anti-U.S. activist convoy has also requested help from the United States to manage to save them.
Posted by: 13times

I'd check Miami, or Puerto Rico, first.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)

Check Gitmo, in case some Marines and sailors got bored

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 27, 2026 12:18 AM (S/Y4j)

318 From last night's ONT:

363 Well, thread is slowing down, and so am I. Hitting the road tomorrow to go home by devious means. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2026 02:09 AM (8zz6B)

Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 12:19 AM (rdVOm)

319 Both sides agree freedom comes out of a barrel of a gun. The top 1% own 98% of the wealth. Both left and trump populists agree the rich do evil things with their wealth what ever side you think jeffery epstein was on.

Posted by: raimondo at March 27, 2026 12:24 AM (ttNeH)

320 Will Havana have an MLB team by 2035, and if so, what will be the name of the team?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 27, 2026 12:25 AM (w/O5Q)

321 Posted by: Robert at March 27, 2026 12:13 AM (Z2yLo)

Hoping you find out what's going on and find some relief.

AI ? Now I'm going to have to watch it again . I was questioning how he took that hit. AI makes sense of him just popping back up.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 12:25 AM (V4IXI)

322 Will Havana have an MLB team by 2035, and if so, what will be the name of the team?
Posted by: Bilwis

57 Chevys or just 57s.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 27, 2026 12:26 AM (glnUu)

323 Thinking about AOP.

https://youtu.be/9cK--Mt5iKE

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 12:26 AM (jAisO)

324 "Both sides agree freedom comes out of a barrel of a gun. (ttNeH)"

You dope.

Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun - Mao.

Posted by: 13times at March 27, 2026 12:27 AM (Gt/Tc)

325 BTW, the video of the guy getting rammed by the ram was AI.

I know, I was disappointed.

Posted by: Robert at March 27, 2026 12:14 AM (Z2yLo)

I'm kinda happy its AI. I was thinking that dude had injuries he wasn't even aware of yet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2026 12:27 AM (snZF9)

326 That's some good AI. Only thing I question besides the guy popping up almost immediately was his sunglasses don't move on his face at all.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 12:30 AM (V4IXI)

327 RIP rambro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk1fUzkqwbQ

Posted by: Desinex at March 27, 2026 12:37 AM (jrgJz)

328 Normally you either get one DUI or an aggravated DUI per stop.

It's just three different ways to charge basically the same offence. Even if convicted on all three, it counts as one DUI and the sentence would be for just one of the charges, not all three. At least that's how they do it in Illinois.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 27, 2026 12:38 AM (D0HYP)

329 Will Havana have an MLB team by 2035, and if so, what will be the name of the team?
Posted by: Bilwis

Havana Singaos

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 12:41 AM (rbvCR)

330 Havana will have an MLB team no later than 2030
named Besame Culo Communistos.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 12:42 AM (jAisO)

331 207 JQ,
Are you enjoying your privacy now?
Posted by: fourseasons
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Mere words cannot express how much I am *relishing* the absence of that freeloader...

- - - - - -
Probably be a good idea to change the locks anyway...

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at March 27, 2026 12:43 AM (6Q9Tl)

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