Quality Yak Content Cafe

Little girl raises wombat orphaned due to wildfire.

Performing a "shit hot carrier break," which I think means flying in for a carrier landing after a very tight final turn.

Using catapults to launch three wingsuit skydivers off a mountain. Unfortunately, not the kind of catapults you're thinking of. More like launch-sleds.

Special operators drop boats and then parachute out of the back of a C-17.

Men of a certain age will appreciate this hobbyist's efforts to make a Star Wars playset that never existed -- Luke Skywalker's workshop/hangar. You know, where he gives C-3PO the hot oil bath.

Albert the Camel somehow conned his way into a gig as a house pet. (I looked this one up, it seems real. I just got burned on another one.)

Flying a paramotor -- a parachute propelled by a fan -- to 17,500 feet.

Rescuing a giant bat -- a flying fox -- who got stuck in a school bathroom and scared people. Even though he's a cutie.

Wingsuit flyby of a castle. I have it cued to the castle fly-by.

Wingsuit flyby over the mouth of a smoking volcano.

DUCKS!

I get requests for more yak content, as, of course, most bloggers do. I hope this is sufficient: 1. a yak thundering across the steppe (I assume, I'm not clear on what a steppe is), 2, some kind of yak dance, and 3, a Tibetan Yak Butter Churning Dance. As they say in Nepal, "Girl who churns yak butter all day long has Hands of Paradise at night."

I haven't been this excited by erotic butter-churning since 2014.

Now that's some quality yak content I think you will agree.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:28 PM

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1 Sorry I'm late. Had to go to town and get a little mud off the tires.

Posted by: Donnjn SoCo at March 27, 2026 07:29 PM (brLvx)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 07:29 PM (Ia/+0)

3 nic fixed

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 27, 2026 07:29 PM (brLvx)

4 Sorry I'm late. Had to go to town and get a little mud off the tires.
Posted by: Donnjn SoCo at March 27, 2026 07:29 PM (brLvx)

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Twenty bucks?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 07:29 PM (u73oe)

5 4 Sorry I'm late. Had to go to town and get a little mud off the tires.
Posted by: Donnjn SoCo at March 27, 2026 07:29 PM (brLvx)

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Twenty bucks?
_-_
Same as...wait a second....

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 27, 2026 07:30 PM (brLvx)

6 Turns out 50 is the new 20.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 27, 2026 07:32 PM (UajcV)

7 Sorry I'm late. Had to go to town and get a little mud off the tires.
Posted by: Donnjn SoCo at March 27, 2026 07:29 PM (brLvx)

Vincent Gambini, I presume?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 27, 2026 07:33 PM (0aYVJ)

8 Flying fox species vary in body weight, ranging from 120–1,600 g (0.26–3.53 lb). Across all species, males are usually larger than females.[11] The large flying fox has the longest forearm length and reported wingspan of any bat species,[3] but some bat species exceed it in weight. Its wingspan is up to 1.5 m (4 ft 11 in), and it can weigh up to 1.1 kg (2+1⁄2 lb).[12]

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 27, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)

9 Yaks are large, long-haired bovines native to the Himalayas and Tibetan Plateau, with two distinct species: the domesticated Bos grunniens and the wild Bos mutus. While domestic yaks are smaller (males weighing 750–1,300 lbs) and found in herds of 10 to 100, wild yaks are significantly larger, with males reaching up to 2,200 pounds and standing over 6.5 feet tall at the shoulder.

Posted by: Yak Facts at March 27, 2026 07:36 PM (4NO2D)

10 2014 whatever that is video. Ace, your search history must be something else.

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 27, 2026 07:36 PM (fcDpY)

11 We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise

Posted by: Coolio hated this song too, sorry guys at March 27, 2026 07:36 PM (gKWVE)

12 ace, thank you for the Yak content. May your yurt always have butter.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 07:37 PM (+nEug)

13 Had to fast forward some on glider guy , glade he survived

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0)

14 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

I've finished Fellowship of the Ring and I'm now starting on the Two Towers.

Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas have just encountered the Riders of Rohan whilst in pursuit of Merry and Pippin, who have been captured by Orcs intent on taking them to Isengard, home of Saruman the Many-Colored (formerly the White).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 07:37 PM (ESVrU)

15 steppe - semi arid grassland, usually too arid for trees aside from near watercourses.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:37 PM (8avO+)

16 Huzzah! We have wombats!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 07:37 PM (Wnv9h)

17 My Longest Wingsuit Flight Yet

Well, I like that! He shows that you don't have skim the earth and just pray you clear each obstacle.

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 07:38 PM (XFXIk)

18 "Sorry I'm late. Had to go to town and get a little mud off the tires.
Posted by: Donnjn SoCo"

Got your butter churned?

Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

19 A Yak heifer will pull your plow and cart, produce butter, fiber for clothing and dung for your fire. Yaks are multitaskers.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 07:41 PM (+nEug)

20 I asked Grok What's the difference between a steppe and a prairie?

Apparently steppes are discount prairies, with less rain and less fertile soil.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 07:41 PM (4NO2D)

21 someone dropped a smelly VwErd

Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 07:41 PM (gKWVE)

22 Poor trapped bat.
The shit it has seen!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2026 07:43 PM (2WIwB)

23 -793.47 -1.73%, choadbreath

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 07:43 PM (4NO2D)

24 ace, thank you for the Yak content. May your yurt always have butter.
Posted by: Ben Had

I never, NEVER thought I'd read that sentence, in any context.

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 07:43 PM (q6tQZ)

25 phew! now it smells like ozone

Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 07:43 PM (gKWVE)

26 >>> ace, thank you for the Yak content. May your yurt always have butter.
Posted by: Ben Had

thank you for the mention of "yurt"

and thanks for the definition of steppe, guys!

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:45 PM (1wjle)

27

You’ve landed on the right page if you’ve ever found yourself wondering about the differences between a camel and a dromedary.

https://t.ly/RHgcx

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 07:45 PM (Cqx++)

28 May your yurt always have butter.
Posted by: Ben Had

Not ghee? Got a bad translation?
oh, jeez...

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 07:45 PM (q6tQZ)

29 >>I never, NEVER thought I'd read that sentence, in any context.

It's actually a very common blessing in Peruvia.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 07:45 PM (viF8m)

30 those Tibetan butter-churners are making me feel some kind of way

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:45 PM (1wjle)

31 Butter in a spray can - Ghee Whiz

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 07:46 PM (Cqx++)

32 Polish lady butter churners are best butter churners.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 27, 2026 07:47 PM (0aYVJ)

33 Similar to Ewoks, Yak males live in small groups outside the main herds until the mating season in September, when they fight to establish dominance; females typically give birth to a single calf after a 9-month gestation.

Posted by: Yak Facts at March 27, 2026 07:47 PM (4NO2D)

34 Butter in a spray can - Ghee Whiz
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

stolen

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 07:47 PM (q6tQZ)

35 Ace, thanks for another great week of posts. I imagine it is not as easy as you make it look.

I'm going to hit the jar. bbl

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 07:48 PM (4NO2D)

36 May your yurt have pre-fab shelves.

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 07:50 PM (q6tQZ)

37 Motherfucker. I was rear-ended (I know, phrasing) on my way home from work. Exited the vehicle and observed a military age Hispanic with a Yankee cap emerge from a early 2000s era Toyta Corrola. I asked for his ID and insurance, and he said "no ingles." I pointed to my driver license and then to him, and he said "no ID." Isaid I'm calling the police, and when I went back to my truck to get my phone, he fled the scene. At least I wasn't injured.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 07:51 PM (vxwz5)

38 Yea!!! We have bats! O frabjous day!!! Thank you, Ace!!!!!!

What's even better than bat content?? Bat and Yak content!!!!

The only thing that's better than bat and yak content is bat and yak content with NO penguin content!!!!

Truly, truly, truly a frabjous day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Ace!!!!!!! You're the best!!!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

39 Weird side note: When I bought my current house it had covenants attached. Usual bullshit about paint colors. One stood out: No Yak enclosures. Mind you, it didn't say you couldn't have a yak, just that you couldn't build a yak enclosure on the property. I asked my realtor, he shook his head "Probably because they had one bad experience with a Yak.."

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 07:54 PM (D7v4F)

40 There has to be wingsuit crashes

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 07:54 PM (Ia/+0)

41 Today's Factoid: Michael Jackson's working title for "Beat It" was "Churn It."

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2026 07:55 PM (2WIwB)

42 Yak girls are hot.

Actual yaks look freaking scary.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 07:55 PM (n5tGW)

43 May your yurt lose the odor.

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 07:56 PM (q6tQZ)

44 I've heard, but can't confirm, that after a hard day of yak butter churning, the comely yak butter churners like nothing better than curling up in a large shared porch rocking chair with a hirsute, handsome, and debonair member of the opposite sex, and rock the night away.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)

45 44 I've heard, but can't confirm, that after a hard day of yak butter churning, the comely yak butter churners like nothing better than curling up in a large shared porch rocking chair with a hirsute, handsome, and debonair member of the opposite sex, and rock the night away.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)

Everyone likes some yaks in the evening.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2026 07:58 PM (2WIwB)

46 May your yak butter churners be stout.

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 07:58 PM (q6tQZ)

47 There has to be wingsuit crashes
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 07:54 PM (Ia/+0)

Didn't we have one a year or so ago? A splatter of orange on a rocky outcrop?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2026 07:59 PM (2WIwB)

48 Good evening, horde, happy Friday!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 27, 2026 07:59 PM (h7ZuX)

49
Butter churning is apparently quite common among many cultures. Like the Germans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 08:00 PM (y9nCu)

50 C,mon, Byarmaar, let he friggin' yak milk just set tonight!

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 08:01 PM (q6tQZ)

51
Boat drop followed by sky-dives, how do the divers get into the boats? I mean, you can't steer yourself straight onto a boat from a parachute?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 08:01 PM (XJ22o)

52 Jayapal wants the people enforcing federal immigration law to be prosecuted and for illegals to receive "reparation."

If given the chance, Democrats will try to jail ICE agents and pass a bill to pay illegals for the trauma of being here illegally.

-
Seems fair.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 08:01 PM (ndZc7)

53 I asked my realtor, he shook his head "Probably because they had one bad experience with a Yak.."

They may have had hippies building yurts in their yards.

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 08:01 PM (XFXIk)

54 Sorry. I'll quit.
Honest

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 08:01 PM (q6tQZ)

55 At least I wasn't injured.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 07:51 PM (vxwz5)
===
b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 08:02 PM (RIvkX)

56 You’ve landed on the right page if you’ve ever found yourself wondering about the differences between a camel and a dromedary.

https://t.ly/RHgcx
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 07:45 PM

One of my favorite subjects!

One cannot expound and expostulate on this subject insufficiently!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 27, 2026 08:03 PM (0sNs1)

57 I mean, you can't steer yourself straight onto a boat from a parachute?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

They're called SEALs for a reason. Within a few hundred yards... good drop.

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 08:03 PM (q6tQZ)

58 I'm so glad Ben Had got her Yak content. It was a hoot!

I even put, "As they say in Nepal, "Girl who churns yak butter all day long has Hands of Paradise at night," into AI Overview. And then laughed another ten minutes at the response.

An all around fun Café. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: L - No nic... at March 27, 2026 08:04 PM (NFX2v)

59
ace, thank you for the Yak content. May your yurt always have butter.

Posted by: Ben Had

Good Evening, Ben Had!

You were on my mind as I made my way south from Marshall to College Station, today. I would have said something earlier, but I'm on a compressed timetable. Tomorrow I'm off to the Central Texas Veteran's cemetary to say goodby to my Basic Training buddy, then off back home. 1,400 miles in four days sux yak dick.

Take care of yourself, this horde doesn't run itself.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 27, 2026 08:04 PM (pfAbb)

60 Boat drop followed by sky-dives, how do the divers get into the boats? I mean, you can't steer yourself straight onto a boat from a parachute?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 08:01 PM (XJ22o)

This is when the last guy in the stick (string of jumpers) needs to be the best swimmer.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2026 08:05 PM (2WIwB)

61 I heard about an elderly agronomist named McDonald who recently started using ChatGPT.

AI AI oh!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2026 08:06 PM (0sNs1)

62 Bif,
To absent comrades.
Sorry for the loss of your buddy.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2026 08:07 PM (2WIwB)

63 Several watercraft sized such that they can be dropped out of C-17s, SEAL personnel follow. Good tool to have in the toolbox.

Not really related, but confirmed US now using USV (unmanned surface vessels) in the festivities with Iran. Mostly for recon, probably.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 08:08 PM (U/Byj)

64 Boat drop followed by sky-dives, how do the divers get into the boats? I mean, you can't steer yourself straight onto a boat from a parachute?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Parachutes have more maneuverability than you'd think.

Had a couple uncles with jump zones when I was younger.
One of the kicks was night jumps trying to land on an inner tube floating in a lake.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 27, 2026 08:08 PM (/lPRQ)

65 Ben Had got yaks!!! The white one was gorgeous!!!

Posted by: moki at March 27, 2026 08:09 PM (wLjpr)

66
62 Bif,
To absent comrades.
Sorry for the loss of your buddy.
Posted by: Diogenes

Thank you, sir. He was a damned fine buddy and a better CSM. Raised him some solid NCOs too. A Tanker, and a Bullet Launcher.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 27, 2026 08:09 PM (pfAbb)

67 AI AI oh!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2026 08:06 PM (0sNs1)

Groan...so bad, yet so good!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 27, 2026 08:09 PM (h7ZuX)

68 This is when the last guy in the stick (string of jumpers) needs to be the best swimmer.
Posted by: Diogenes

Jumpmaster comes in big here. I watched a crew of 10 jumpers go out over an airport... 1 hit the airport ground (pretty close) and the other nine went windward I don't know how far.
One who hit the airport was my half brother, who had been on the US Skydiving team.
He wouldn't let me jump with that crowd.

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 08:10 PM (q6tQZ)

69
They're called SEALs for a reason. Within a few hundred yards... good drop.
Posted by: MkY

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You swim with boots, helmet, and parachute gear on??

btw there are some funny comments on that vid.

>>The title of the video should read "How the military cheats at Bass fishing tournament's".

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 08:11 PM (XJ22o)

70 Bif,
You're a good friend.

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 08:11 PM (q6tQZ)

71 I read "Yak Content" and thought, cool, WW2 Soviet fighters!

Posted by: Mainah at March 27, 2026 08:11 PM (GFO1f)

72 You swim with boots, helmet, and parachute gear on??

My Little Bunny Floaties. You missed those?

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 08:13 PM (q6tQZ)

73 >>Boat drop followed by sky-dives, how do the divers get into the boats? I mean, you can't steer yourself straight onto a boat from a parachute?

I would imagine the boats have some sort of steps/handholds for just that reason. Lot's of pleasure boats do just for recreational purposes and dive boats for obvious reasons.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 08:13 PM (viF8m)

74 That's too much yak content at once for me. Sensory overload, I'll have to break it up into smaller, digestible Chunks. Thanks, though, there is a small but rabid contingent who fancy them. I'm in the Pro-Yak column, myself.

Posted by: Sitting On My Steppes at March 27, 2026 08:13 PM (oftw2)

75 Bif, we will get to meet again. Condolences on the loss of a good friend.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 08:14 PM (+nEug)

76

You all have probably seen that an Iran missile strike at Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia today.

Several US soldiers injured.

Posted by: four seasons at March 27, 2026 08:16 PM (3ek7K)

77 Still not a sea otter sighting this year.

I has the sadz.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 08:16 PM (A5RD0)

78 @37. Yeah, that's what they do. And that's how they drive in Mexico. Traffic laws are only a suggestion. Well, at least you were not hurt. Even if the police came they wouldn't help much, just talk about your insurance.

Posted by: Case at March 27, 2026 08:17 PM (pvf3X)

79 Well, at least you were not hurt. Even if the police came they wouldn't help much, just talk about your insurance.
Posted by: Case

If we lost half the illegals, insurance rates would plummet.

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 08:18 PM (q6tQZ)

80 I think the yak thinks the guy dancing next to him is a bit gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 08:19 PM (zZu0s)

81 Still not a sea otter sighting this year.

Are they migratory?

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 08:19 PM (q6tQZ)

82 I haven't been rear-ended all day. Sadz.

Posted by: Jim J. Bullock at March 27, 2026 08:20 PM (oftw2)

83 Still not a sea otter sighting this year.

Are they migratory?
Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 08:19 PM (q6tQZ)

Shy and inoffensive creatures, they are known to frequent the Cafe from time to time.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2026 08:22 PM (2WIwB)

84 Shy and inoffensive creatures, they are known to frequent the Cafe from time to time.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2026 08:22 PM (2WIwB)

I believe I have heard they hold hands while they sleep.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)

85 Motherfucker. I was rear-ended (I know, phrasing) on my way home from work. Exited the vehicle and observed a military age Hispanic with a Yankee cap emerge from a early 2000s era Toyta Corrola. I asked for his ID and insurance, and he said "no ingles." I pointed to my driver license and then to him, and he said "no ID." Isaid I'm calling the police, and when I went back to my truck to get my phone, he fled the scene. At least I wasn't injured.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 07:51 PM (vxwz5)

But if we deport him the price of lettuce will increase by 1/10000% so we can’t do that.

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 08:24 PM (qAeYZ)

86 Hello, Everyone.

I just want to say that you won't be seeing me around here as much as you're used to.

I have become addicted to AoSHQ.

Addiction is generally a bad thing, and my addiction to this site has led to some bad behaviors on my part. One of my outbursts led my getting banned for a week by Doof, one of my best friends among the Horde.

I do not blame Doof for this. He was perfectly justified in my banning. Doof, I hope that you and I can still be friends.

So, for the time being, you'll be hearing less from me, though I will still lurk. And comment occasionally, especially if puns or boobs are in play.

Posted by: Bulg at March 27, 2026 08:24 PM (77rzZ)

87 Whenever I think of sultry butter-churning, I think of nightclub bathroom stalls! Around 2:30 in:

Bloodhound Gang - Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss (Explicit) [Official Video]
https://youtu.be/89tgpzE4qkY

Posted by: SciVo at March 27, 2026 08:25 PM (Sy6m/)

88 Weighty and serious sea otters:

https://youtu.be/Wj-DKgyk1eg?
si=uojusL66lEOvxGTx

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)

89
Addiction is generally a bad thing, and my addiction to this site has led to some bad behaviors on my part. One of my outbursts led my getting banned for a week by Doof, one of my best friends among the Horde.

==============

I don't know what happened, but I suspect I would have sided with you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 08:26 PM (XJ22o)

90 Good luck, Bulgar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 08:26 PM (zZu0s)

91 It's the butt bells or whatever they were that made the butter churning dance.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 27, 2026 08:26 PM (sl73Y)

92 It's the butt bells or whatever they were that made the butter churning dance.
Posted by: From about That Time

You and I are not the same

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 08:27 PM (q6tQZ)

93 It's the butt bells or whatever they were that made the butter churning dance.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 27, 2026 08:26 PM (sl73Y)

Butt bells?

Is that like ass pennies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 08:27 PM (zZu0s)

94 I'm all about the bells.

Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

95 Damn. Forgot my Quasi sock.

Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 08:29 PM (vFG9F)

96 Bulg, do what you have to do, but I've enjoyed your contributions and I for one will welcome your return when you decide to.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 08:30 PM (vxwz5)

97 88 Weighty and serious sea otters:

https://youtu.be/Wj-DKgyk1eg?
si=uojusL66lEOvxGTx
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

She put her hand over his mouth!

Squeeee!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 08:30 PM (A5RD0)

98 Ugandan army chief sez his "IDF brothers" are bombing too much, looks cowardly, wants chance to "fight them man to man on the ground". Adds it would take a Ugandan brigade 2 weeks to take Tehran.

Wacko. I like this guy.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 08:31 PM (U/Byj)

99 Damn. Forgot my Quasi sock.
Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 08:29 PM (vFG9F)

Nice.

That was an odd Disney movie.

IIRC
Little Mermaid
Beauty and the Beast
Aladdin
Lion King
Pocahontas(?)
Then Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Pocahontas was the streak breaker, imo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 08:31 PM (zZu0s)

100 Wait,was zhercules after Hunchback? Then there was the King got his groove and that was the fucking end.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)

101 >>Ugandan army chief sez his "IDF brothers" are bombing too much, looks cowardly, wants chance to "fight them man to man on the ground". Adds it would take a Ugandan brigade 2 weeks to take Tehran.

>>Wacko. I like this guy.

NATO doesn't have our back but Uganda is ready. We are in a different place.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 08:34 PM (viF8m)

102 So ICE TSA etc and such get funded. The field personel the people the man the computers and the behind the scenes stuff aren't. So processing deportations and the computer work etc those people aren't funded.

Posted by: GigantorX at March 27, 2026 08:34 PM (YEPi/)

103 Wacko. I like this guy.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 08:31 PM (U/Byj)

As long as they do not mind backhanded 12 year old, they probably could.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 08:35 PM (zZu0s)

104 >>Ugandan army chief sez his "IDF brothers" are bombing too much, looks cowardly, wants chance to "fight them man to man on the ground". Adds it would take a Ugandan brigade 2 weeks to take Tehran.

Wacko. I like this guy.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 08:31 PM (U/Byj)
__
Saw that. Is there some special relationship between Uganda and Israel that I'm unaware of. Or do Ugandan's just like to melee?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 08:35 PM (vxwz5)

105 37 Motherfucker. I was rear-ended
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youtube.com/watch?v=9W4siE-qkZU

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 08:38 PM (cPB/a)

106 Frasier Crane I lack specific info but with some confidence assume that the predominantly Christian Ugandans regard Muslims with some concern, given the various jihadi idiocies raging from the Sahel down to Nigeria and the Congo, which gets zero attention in the western "press".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 08:38 PM (U/Byj)

107 81% Christian according to wiki. Not seeing Judaism listed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 08:39 PM (zZu0s)

108 >>Frasier Crane I lack specific info but with some confidence assume that the predominantly Christian Ugandans regard Muslims with some concern, given the various jihadi idiocies raging from the Sahel down to Nigeria and the Congo, which gets zero attention in the western "press".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 08:38 PM (U/Byj)
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That makes sense. Thanks.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 08:40 PM (vxwz5)

109 Frasier Crane I lack specific info but with some confidence assume that the predominantly Christian Ugandans regard Muslims with some concern, given the various jihadi idiocies raging from the Sahel down to Nigeria and the Congo, which gets zero attention in the western "press".
Posted by: rhomboid
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My SWAG was that Iran had stirred up shit in Uganda and it's payback time.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 27, 2026 08:40 PM (/lPRQ)

110 Saw IDF forces are working on ground in Gaza

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 08:40 PM (Ia/+0)

111 Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas have just encountered the Riders of Rohan whilst in pursuit of Merry and Pippin, who have been captured by Orcs intent on taking them to Isengard, home of Saruman the Many-Colored (formerly the White).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 07:37 PM (ESVrU)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY

Posted by: Obligatory at March 27, 2026 08:42 PM (Q+gd/)

112 I am still in the Hobbit. Bilbo and The Dwarves just got captured by the Goblins. They're singing. Series sings the songs. In character.

Need to skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 08:43 PM (zZu0s)

113 Serkis

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 08:44 PM (zZu0s)

114 We're famous for our mud.

Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 08:44 PM (ZxPkt)

115 Think there have been 2 Iranian ballistic hits on Prince Sultan, first one damaged 5 tankers but don't recall any wounded personnel. This one has WIA apparently.

Not that familiar with Prince Sultan base but overhead following first attack showed normal/peace-time ramp use (planes parked in fairly close rows). Would think that place would have hardened shelter option (certainly no expense was spared).

Could be size of planes, or available shelter space. But still - dispersal would great reduce damage from leakers that get through defenses.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 08:45 PM (U/Byj)

116 We're famous for our mud.
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 08:44 PM (ZxPkt)

Rodina?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 08:45 PM (zZu0s)

117 That was the weirdest flounce ever.

Posted by: Huh? at March 27, 2026 08:46 PM (/juIx)

118 Bulg, you saw your name on that Top Ten list and it put the hook in you

ya turned Injun, dincha

Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 08:46 PM (ZxPkt)

119 That was the weirdest flounce ever.
Posted by: Huh? at March 27, 2026 08:46 PM (/juIx)

Not really a flounce.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 08:47 PM (zZu0s)

120 Naw, the mud gets in your tires and throws the balance off.

Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 08:47 PM (ZxPkt)

121 Dammit. Its Rasputitsa for the famous Russian spring mud.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)

122 I read the LOTRs in college and reread it a time or two, but just as I pretty much read 1 paragraph and then skipped all of John Galt's essays in Atlas Shrugged I skipped most of the songs in LOTRs.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 27, 2026 08:49 PM (+89TD)

123 No need to kick a friend when he's down.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 08:50 PM (viF8m)

124 TGIF.

Holy crap. What a week.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 08:50 PM (A5RD0)

125 Ace! Have a great weekend!

Altho we had our first argument over the trans demon, I hope you don't go back to garrett.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 08:51 PM (WONhk)

126 Oh Dear Lord. I do love the Internet so.

https://youtu.be/nws1JQHBlJA?
si=FwtkfSNQ5fH5Sh9c

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 08:53 PM (zZu0s)

127 Aetius, not really an error.

The rodina is where the rasputitsa is famous.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 08:54 PM (U/Byj)

128 Going after the power generators is an end-game move.

Iran is living up to that guy coming from a well and seeing nothing but destruction.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

129 I think the Gulf States want the Mad Dog IRGC put down.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

130 The only way is through. We can't let Iranian terrorist have a moment's peace.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

131 I think the Gulf States want the Mad Dog IRGC put down.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

Or it's like the europeans: they see a chance to get in on the action.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)

132 14 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

I've finished Fellowship of the Ring and I'm now starting on the Two Towers.

Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas have just encountered the Riders of Rohan whilst in pursuit of Merry and Pippin, who have been captured by Orcs intent on taking them to Isengard, home of Saruman the Many-Colored (formerly the White).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 07:37 PM (ESVrU)

Good grief - I haven't even found my copy of The Hobbit yet.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 09:06 PM (V7RDD)

133 Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 07:51 PM (vxwz5)

But if we deport him the price of lettuce will increase by 1/10000% so we can’t do that.
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 08:24 PM (qAeYZ)

Frasier...you called the cops, right? Description of car and maybe tags? Description of the little coward illegal?

Hopefully there were traffic cams. This ticks me off!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 09:06 PM (WONhk)

134 19 A Yak heifer will pull your plow and cart, produce butter, fiber for clothing and dung for your fire. Yaks are multitaskers.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 07:41 PM (+nEug)

Yaks - is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 09:07 PM (V7RDD)

135 Good grief - I haven't even found my copy of The Hobbit yet.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 09:06 PM (V7RDD)
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Better get on that!

Merry and Pippin have escaped the Orcs and have entered the eaves of Fangorn Forest, where they will encounter Treebeard.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 09:09 PM (ESVrU)

136 I, banana Dream have secured my ceiling fan. And verily it could be no more secure than if Atlas himself who holds the very firmament supported it on his mighty shoulders. I wish I had a beer but alas the home is dry.

There was this expanda-bar thingy up there that wasn't even attached to the ceiling joists. But I could disassemble everything, expand the bar, discover I had it positioned wrong, contract the bar, reposition it, re-expand **, see it needs to move a smidge, bang on it with visegrips until aligned, and then reassemble everything. But I goterdone.

**This happened more than once.

Posted by: banana Dream - there may have been some cursing during the installation at March 27, 2026 09:10 PM (3uBP9)

137 Merry and Pippin have escaped the Orcs and have entered the eaves of Fangorn Forest, where they will encounter Treebeard.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 09:09 PM (ESVrU)

Perfessor is being the Ewok's pet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 09:10 PM (zZu0s)

138 There's a restaurant in Estes Park that serves yak

Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 09:10 PM (ZxPkt)

139 I had a car full of four illegal hit my new car in Fairfax Virginia 17 years ago. I got out of the car and told them to get out also. They did. I went full threat on them.

The police arrived, put the illegals all in a squad car and told me to leave.

They were released.

One of several reasons I moved to Kansas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

140 Grats, banana.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 09:11 PM (zZu0s)

141 My daughter's home-school group is reading The Hobbit this year. She just got done with The Diary of Ann Frank.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 27, 2026 09:11 PM (3uBP9)

142 I would assume yak tastes a lot like cow?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 09:12 PM (zZu0s)

143 How is yak cheese?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 09:14 PM (zZu0s)

144 There was this expanda-bar thingy up there that wasn't even attached to the ceiling joists. But I could disassemble everything, expand the bar, discover I had it positioned wrong, contract the bar, reposition it, re-expand **, see it needs to move a smidge, bang on it with visegrips until aligned, and then reassemble everything. But I goterdone.

**This happened more than once.
Posted by: banana Dream

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Just like it said in the instructions

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 27, 2026 09:15 PM (8AONa)

145 The world population of our species is very close to the world population of yaks. One-to-One, Even Steven, Parity. Just shows that the Lord loves us, making sure all 14.4 Million of both species prospers. Now, On To Greenland! Excelsior!

Posted by: Mighty Clouds of Penguins at March 27, 2026 09:17 PM (oftw2)

146 OK, I am sure you all have seen the parody songs on ewetub?

This one is titled:

'I ain't gay... but $20 bucks is 20 bucks.
By Otis Spreading.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 09:18 PM (zZu0s)

147 My oldest son named his kitty cat Pippin.

Such a silly, adventurous kitten

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 09:19 PM (A5RD0)

148 I just remember that the most interesting thing about eating yak, is you get to tell people you've eaten yak

see- I'm doing it right now
other than that, it's yeah, I had the yak, whatever

Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 09:20 PM (ZxPkt)

149 Yakkity Yak
Don't talk back

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 09:21 PM (Ia/+0)

150 Duke/St. Johns game on CBS. Pretty good game, Duke will probably win though. The only down side is the commercials for Yes on re-districting, gerrymandering for the communists. They keep interrupting the normal commercials for EDS drugs and beer. Get to see god king Obama and CIA Barbie lie for 30 seconds. A couple of loathsome creatures.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 27, 2026 09:21 PM (wBh67)

151 37
'I pointed to my driver license and then to him, and he said "no ID." Isaid I'm calling the police, and when I went back to my truck to get my phone, he fled the scene. '

You should have told him you were calling your insurance and they're going to come and fix BOTH of your cars.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 27, 2026 09:21 PM (fd80v)

152 >>Frasier...you called the cops, right? Description of car and maybe tags? Description of the little coward illegal?

Hopefully there were traffic cams. This ticks me off!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 09:06 PM (WONh
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Thanks, Great One. I did call the cops. I was on the phone with them when he fled. My phone didn't let me take pictures or videos of him or his car while I was on the phone with LE, or I was just to flustered with rage to execute. I could and should have simply overpowered him and taken the keys from his ignition until LE arrived. Hindsight. I gave a description of car and perp, but I have little confidence that my Blue City's crack detectives will lift a finger to investigate.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 09:22 PM (vxwz5)

153 Tiger Woods in another DUI crash. Helluva drive on that guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 09:22 PM (BI5O2)

154 "Waiter, there's a yak in my soup."

Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 09:22 PM (ZxPkt)

155 How is yak cheese?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 09:14 PM

Tastes like iguana.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2026 09:23 PM (0sNs1)

156 Final line of dialogue in Open Range

"Let's go get our yaks..."

Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 09:23 PM (ZxPkt)

157 Yaks - is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 09:07 PM

They're not the best on saxophone.

Posted by: zombie Gerry Mulligan at March 27, 2026 09:24 PM (0sNs1)

158 >>One of several reasons I moved to Kansas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:11 PM (u82oZ)
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Ha. I live in Kansas.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 09:25 PM (vxwz5)

159 Are not river otters more manly than sea otters?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2026 09:25 PM (0sNs1)

160 I gave a description of car and perp, but I have little confidence that my Blue City's crack detectives will lift a finger to investigate.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 09:22 PM (vxwz5)

Thankful you were not hurt. Be aware your neck may be sore later or tomorrow. That happens with most rear-ends, especially if you were sitting in traffic and he hit you.

Hoping it was not a blue city.

This stuff enrages me. Ask about traffic cams as he's going to possibly kill someone.

You might remember part of the plate once the adrenaline wears off. At least the state, and maybe part of it you saw without realizing.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 09:26 PM (WONhk)

161 Otters, whether sea or river, are far below penguins on the mephitic scale.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2026 09:26 PM (0sNs1)

162 Frasier Crane

Lawrence?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

163 >>You should have told him you were calling your insurance and they're going to come and fix BOTH of your cars.

Use the phone to take a picture of his license plate.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 09:26 PM (viF8m)

164 129 I think the Gulf States want the Mad Dog IRGC put down.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:02 PM (u82oZ)
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There's a news lede: Gulf States Want the War to End
But Not Yet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 09:27 PM (cPB/a)

165 My oldest son named his kitty cat Pippin.

Such a silly, adventurous kitten
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 09:19 PM (A5RD0)

Does he look like William Katt?

Posted by: Doof at March 27, 2026 09:28 PM (QMAsf)

166 Yaks make good soup?

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 09:28 PM (Ia/+0)

167 >>Frasier Crane

Lawrence?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:26 PM (u82oZ)
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Leawood.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 09:29 PM (vxwz5)

168 The illegals that hit me were using a stolen car without insurance. Fairfax County police released them.

Had to use my uninsured motorist coverage to cover most, not all, of the damage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

169 Puddle, the loathsome creatures are the voters who put them in office.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 09:29 PM (U/Byj)

170 Frasier Crane

Thank goodness it is not Lawrence. Moscow on the Kaw River for those that know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:30 PM (u82oZ)

171 Braenyard

That is what the Saudi Prince is saying to Trump.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:31 PM (u82oZ)

172 >>Use the phone to take a picture of his license plate.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 09:26 PM (viF8m)
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I took pics of the damage to my truck and his car first. Was going to take more pics but he fled before I could. Should have started with pics of plates and face.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 09:32 PM (vxwz5)

173 166 Yaks make good soup?

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 09:28 PM (Ia/+0)

They use too much salt.

Posted by: davidt at March 27, 2026 09:32 PM (Q+gd/)

174 7 Sorry I'm late. Had to go to town and get a little mud off the tires.
Posted by: Donnjn SoCo at March 27, 2026 07:29 PM (brLvx)

Vincent Gambini, I presume?
_-_
Vinny! Had to stop paying attention here and play a few fiddle tunes with my daughter. She had some rhythm thing going on with Sweet Georgia Brown...had to figure out if I was playing too many measure of G7...yep, it was me.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 27, 2026 09:33 PM (UajcV)

175 I have a class III receiver and leave the ball assembly insterted. Stopped at a red light a Lincoln sedan coasted up behind me and made it past the ball.
When they backed up it pulled Lincoln's grill off.
The light turned and I drove on. Yeah, they were stoned.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 09:36 PM (cPB/a)

176 Should have started with pics of plates and face.
_-_
...or ask him for some cash in order to further international relations...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 27, 2026 09:36 PM (UajcV)

177 I was in a hit and run in college. My car was a year old, as my father replaced my old one after what could have been a bad wreck. I was avoiding a 13yr old in a pickup who ran a stop sign. To avoid I turned left into a deep gully, went down then up and spun some and perpenducular on the busy road. Thankfully no one coming. Broke the axle.

In the new car I was sitting at a light and a girl hit me going about 35mph, did not slow down at all. I had a headrest and seatbelt in my '69 Impala. I got out of the car and my bumper was dented a bit, but her radiator was blowing water and her car a mess.She was a mess.

She was weeping inside her car and I asked if she and granny were ok (see! I can be nice!). She said yes. Then I said, "Well, I hope you have insurance!" and stomped off to call my mother from a store.

My neck was sore that night but I was mostly mad. She was a simple white girl whose name was Fairy Lyn. I remember it because it was weird. I guess she had insurance as my parents dealt with it.

I'm glad you did not mess with the illegal, Fraiser. Altho, heaven knows what I would have done. I'd probably still be draped and dead across his hood at mamacita's.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 09:37 PM (WONhk)

178 A day at the doc's for a checkup, then an omelet, home fries, and pancakes at the usual place.

Takes a whole day. Meanwhile, Ace just keeps pouring out words.

Posted by: mindful webworker moving slowly but still moving at March 27, 2026 09:38 PM (jrd4M)

179 Prayers for the 10 soldiers wounded today from a missile attack. Two severely.

I hope Tehran is wiped off the map soon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 09:40 PM (WONhk)

180 Thought blurb.

Can the US function without Congress? Or at least the Senate? Don't sign anything until the SAVE act shows up.

Cromwell time is approaching.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:42 PM (u82oZ)

181 >>I took pics of the damage to my truck and his car first. Was going to take more pics but he fled before I could. Should have started with pics of plates and face.

I got rear ended years ago and after the guy initially stopped like your situation he got back in his car and took off. First thing cop asked me after I told him the color and what I thought was a Toyota he said did you get the license plate number? Nope.

Never heard from the cops again.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 09:43 PM (viF8m)

182 Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:42 PM (u82oZ)

"Thune" may be my new cuss word. SPIT

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 09:43 PM (WONhk)

183 Don't sign anything until the SAVE act shows up.
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Yup, the Tiberius Gracchus play.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 09:43 PM (BI5O2)

184
The attorney for the illegal who murdered Sheridan Gorman says the pos is brain damaged and disabled.

What a surprise

Posted by: fourseasons at March 27, 2026 09:43 PM (3ek7K)

185 Cromwell: Between Congress and the mosques it's becoming a time bomb.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 09:44 PM (cPB/a)

186 NaCly Dog - I sure WISH you were wrong about that...but you're probably not.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 27, 2026 09:44 PM (UajcV)

187 Well, the Marcus Octavius play, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 09:45 PM (BI5O2)

188 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

I agree that no IRGC members should survive.

The US Navy had a saying: Gotta expect a few casualties in a big operation. We are sad for the injured, including the 2 severely injured today.

But compared to any other war or expeditionary force in our history, our losses are very low in number.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

189 >Can the US function without Congress? Or at least the Senate? Don't sign anything until the SAVE act shows up.
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I believe the Senate of the United States is the greatest domestic threat we face as a nation. Its members serve private monied interests, for personal gain.

Seriously, I despise the Senate with the burning white hot intensity of a thousand suns.

Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 09:47 PM (ZxPkt)

190 the Senate is nothing but pampered pusillanimous potentates, powdered poltroons, preening pederasts and poor-mouthed peckerwoods.

Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 09:52 PM (ZxPkt)

191 Wow. That basic training op video with the boats and our fine men...

Love them all. Bring the home safe, Lord. Prayers for the wounded and the families who've lost their loved ones.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 09:52 PM (WONhk)

192 The attorney for the illegal who murdered Sheridan Gorman says the pos is brain damaged and disabled.

What a surprise

Posted by: fourseasons at March 27, 2026 09:43 PM (3ek7K)

He should be disabled after his brain is damaged with a 45 acp.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2026 09:53 PM (snZF9)

193 191 the Senate is nothing but pampered pusillanimous potentates, powdered poltroons, preening pederasts and poor-mouthed peckerwoods.
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 09:52 PM (ZxPkt)

Perfect presentation of pondering ponce petunias.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 09:53 PM (WONhk)

194 But compared to any other war or expeditionary force in our history, our losses are very low in number.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

We probably lost 20X that just in training for D day.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2026 09:54 PM (snZF9)

195 There's going to be one of those sad little protests in a neighboring town tomorrow. Sure there will be *dozens* of old libtards and young imbeciles with their homemade signs, shrieking at the sky in their ignorant hatred of all things Trump.

*wanking motion*

Idiots.

Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 09:54 PM (rdVOm)

196
But compared to any other war or expeditionary force in our history, our losses are very low in number.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

Yes, I know this had to be done and "death to America" has been hanging over our heads for our entire 47yr marriage. We are there, get it done. End it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 09:55 PM (WONhk)

197 Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Including 7,000 in one E-boat attack.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 09:56 PM (u82oZ)

198 Dear Leader is the name for the murderous leader of North Korea . Troll is a nut case

Posted by: Happy! at March 27, 2026 09:56 PM (PFs9e)

199 Sitting in my '68 Mustang, waiting on the busy Strip to take a left turn into Der Wienerschnitzel, I hear a quick screeching of tires and then bam! I'm hit from behind.

I get out to survey the damage. As I walk to the back of my car, I see the idiot who hit me, his land yacht with broken headlights, shattered grill, and clanking fan. Severe.

With dread, I look at my car. You remember that gas cap with the Mustang logo under plastic window? The plastic had an almost invisible crack in it. That was it.

I just let the obviously-intoxicated punk drive away, dribbling glass and clanking hilariously. I was young and unhurt. And I wanted my chili dog.

Funny the things that vividly stick in memory.

Posted by: mindful webworker was there then at March 27, 2026 09:58 PM (jrd4M)

200 Yes, I know this had to be done and "death to America" has been hanging over our heads for our entire 47yr marriage. We are there, get it done. End it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 09:55 PM (WONhk)

Its a problem when you're trying not to hurt civilians, especially ones that are victims of the regime you're trying to destroy. Personally, I think it's long past time to be passing out weapons to the civilians. They need to start fighting for their liberation.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2026 09:58 PM (snZF9)

201 190 the Senate is nothing but pampered pusillanimous potentates, powdered poltroons, preening pederasts and poor-mouthed peckerwoods.
Posted by: Don Black
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Lawyer that was a regular here some time back had to perfect remedy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 10:00 PM (cPB/a)

202 Berserker-Dragonheads Division

It has already started, in smaller towns away from Tehran.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

203 > >Can the US function without Congress?
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Well, since it doesn't, and hasn't done shit for decades other than make our lives miserable, I'd say yes.

The US can, and does, function without Congress.

Probably a lot more efficient too.

And likely without the left stirring up shit every day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 10:00 PM (AkEZC)

204 I am going to mock Thune forevermore. Maybe tomorrow make a potato voodoo doll.

He has mean, beady eyes but thinks he's a Ken doll. Probably has the same genitalia as Ken. Thump his head and it's a hollow melon. I blame him. I read Data Republican's note to his cowardly self who passed this at 3am.

When my baby granddaughter has a boom boom I will tell her it smells Thune.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 10:00 PM (WONhk)

205 And likely without the left stirring up shit every day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 10:00 PM (AkEZC)

Our Founding Fathers expected them to be part time, which I think is a grand idea. Pay for 4mo and no pay for the rest of the year. In those 4mo they might get something done vs dining and wining on taxpayer money...funding for their next election til they die.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 10:02 PM (WONhk)

206 Nood!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 10:04 PM (QGaXH)

207 now with more yak content!

Posted by: cmeat at March 28, 2026 04:17 PM (R11M+)

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