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Cynical Publius
@CynicalPublius
America was nearly lost to a cabal of NGOs, think tanks, foundations, specialty media organizations, compromised mainstream media organizations, quasi-governmental organizations and all other manner of other well-funded (often with taxpayer dollars) players dedicated to preserving extra-governmental controls over the average American, all outside the scope of what Americans vote for.
The men and women behind these organizations claim to want to benevolently advance public policy, when in reality their singular purpose is to maintain and grow the nefarious personal power they have achieved. Above all else they must defend their fiefdoms, the good of the nation be damned.
When reformers try to undo any part of this cabal, those reformers are inevitably smeared, libeled, slandered and threatened. The goal is to prevent them from engaging in that necessary reform by intimidating them into silence.
Food for thought.

Of course: Some people have the right to commit felonies and you're a racist for disagreeing.

Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
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A BLM leader who was named the "Bostonian of the Year" has been ordered to pay back $224k of donations she stole after being convicted in a sweetheart deal. Monica Cannon-Grant pleaded guilty to 18 crimes but was not sent to prison. She is among a long list of BLM and leftist fraudsters who became rich on white guilt and lies.

Article here.

Speaking of people allowed to commit felonies with impunity: "Big Tish" James.

The director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA) has again referred New York Attorney General Letitia James to the U.S. Department of Justice for criminal prosecution, proffering allegations that New York's top cop may have falsified information on her homeowner's insurance application.
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In a letter to the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Florida, Jason Quinones, Pulte points to a court exhibit, an application for home insurance submitted to Ft. Lauderdale-based Universal Property Insurance, which appears to show that James claimed her Norfolk, Virginia home would be unoccupied for five months out of the year.
However, James' niece reportedly told the grand jury that she was living rent-free in the home. The niece Nakia Thompson lived there for five years while she was wanted in North Carolina for failing to complete her probation, The New York Post reported.
"[It] appears Ms. James made false representations that her property would be unoccupied five months out of the year," Pulte wrote. "According to the post, this was false. The house was, in fact, occupied year-round by her niece."
In a separate letter to the U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Illinois, Pulte says that one court document shows that James appears to have claimed to Allstate, which is based in that state, that her Virginia home would only be occupied by one individual, when public reporting indicates her niece lived there with three children.
"[It] appears Ms. James made representations that the house would be occupied by a single adult, with no children. Instead, according to the post, she knew the house was actually occupied by four people - three children and her niece," Pulte wrote to U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros.
"As such, it appears Ms. James may have defrauded the Illinois-based insurance company. We kindly request you authenticate and investigate this matter, if you deem appropriate," Pulte added.

You may say this is a ticky-tack violation that is really about two parties entering a commercial transaction and that the proper punishment, if any is needed, would consist of the aggrieved party suing the other.

But that's exactly the bullshit that "Big Tish" charged Donald Trump with -- overestimating the value of his properties as collateral in seeking a loan from Deutsche Bank. (Deutsche Bank -- Nazis!)_

And she claimed that that violation was worth, checks notes, a half-billion dollar penalty for "defrauding" Deutsche Bank in a loan that Trump paid back without incident.

Chuck Schumer says he doesn't oppose asking for photo ID at the ballot box, just... proof of citizenship.

Well, our cuck Senators tested his claim out and proposed an amendment requiring photo ID (but no proof of citizenship).

All Democrats voted against it, of course.

Washington -- An amendment that would require voters to show photo identification to cast a ballot failed to advance in the Senate on Thursday, despite Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer saying last week that Democrats were not opposed to such a requirement.
The amendment to the elections bill needed 60 votes to advance. It was defeated in a 53 to 47 vote.
The vote came during the second week of a marathon debate over a controversial elections bill known as the SAVE America Act, which would require proof of citizenship to register to vote and certain forms of photo ID to cast a ballot. The legislation does not have enough support to clear the 60-vote threshold in the upper chamber, but President Trump has dialed up the pressure on Senate Republicans to find a way to force it through.
Schumer condemned the amendment on Thursday before the vote, arguing it would "impose the single strictest voter ID law in America."
"This radical amendment would toss out every single voter ID requirement in all 50 states for federal elections and put in an overly restrictive, one-size-fits-all approach," the New York Democrat said.
GOP Sen. Jon Husted of Ohio offered the amendment, which lists valid forms of photo ID as a driver's license, state-issued identification, passport, military ID or tribal ID.
"The types of IDs that are sitting in wallets right now, that the American people use on a regular basis," Senate Majority Leader John Thune, a South Dakota Republican, said in a floor speech Wednesday.
Ahead of the vote, Husted called the amendment "clean, simple, straightforward," adding that there are "no additional restrictions, no tricks, no games, no prohibition on absentee voting."

🚨 BREAKING: The JD Vance-led fraud task force has now SUSPENDED 70 California hospice and home health providers, mere DAYS after it was created by President Trump — Fox

The funding is officially PAUSED.

Wow, they are hitting the ground RUNNING, just as the people demanded! 🇺🇸… pic.twitter.com/uaiCpBJuS7
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 25, 2026

SECRETARY RUBIO on the G7: I don’t work for France or Germany or Japan. I get along with all of them on a personal level and we work with those governments very carefully.

But the people I'm interested in making happy are the people of the United States. I work for them. pic.twitter.com/auBGLFYeqZ
— Department of State (@StateDept) March 26, 2026

BOOM! Pete Hegseth just CALLED OUT the media: "These cameras have a choice. You either inform the American people of the truth or your are not."

"Here is a fact you don't hear on the networks that we know."

"Many of the Iranian military factories and bases that we are… pic.twitter.com/IfK9g28B7b
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) March 26, 2026

WATCH: Don Lemon: “How do you feel about the war?”

Young Man: “I'm Persian. I support Donald Trump 100%. The Islamic regime kills woman. They killed 50,000 people in two days. A lot of them believe in death [to] all Americans. I 100% support Trump.”

“My dad grew up in Iran. He… pic.twitter.com/9uiYE3ukiM
— RedWave Press (@RedWavePress) March 26, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:47 PM

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1 almost?

Posted by: barbarausa at March 26, 2026 06:47 PM (enw9G)

2 Ha! will nood

Posted by: barbarausa at March 26, 2026 06:48 PM (enw9G)

3 Who is SAVE controversial to? Only elected Democrats .

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 06:49 PM (YwEeS)

4 Well, our cuck Senators tested his claim out and proposed an amendment requiring photo ID (but no proof of citizenship).

All Democrats voted against it, of course.
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Which is exactly what Thune wanted. "We tried, and we did get them on record. Send more money."

Posted by: Eeyore at March 26, 2026 06:51 PM (AlhUl)

5 Well, our cuck Senators tested his claim out and proposed an amendment requiring photo ID (but no proof of citizenship).

All Democrats voted against it, of course.

C'mon dickheads!
BE LIKE CANADA!

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 06:52 PM (Sco7b)

6 "Who is SAVE controversial to?"

We have to protect our phony baloney jobs!

Posted by: Politicians in general at March 26, 2026 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

7 SECRETARY RUBIO on the G7: I don�t work for France or Germany or Japan. I get along with all of them on a personal level and we work with those governments very carefully.

But the people I'm interested in making happy are the people of the United States. I work for them. pic.twitter.com/auBGLFYeqZ

— Department of State (@StateDept) March 26, 2026

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Based !

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 06:52 PM (GD0B3)

8 3 Who is SAVE controversial to? Only elected Democrats .
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Anyone who depends on voter fraud to continue their grift. So a lot of Dim voters would count as well - the ones who need taxpayer money to keep their "NGO" afloat.

Posted by: the lower depths at March 26, 2026 06:52 PM (GSy5R)

9 Is it true that Senators have to have their photo ID card to cast votes in the Senate?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 06:55 PM (V4IXI)

10 Who is SAVE controversial to? Only elected Democrats .
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 06:49 PM (YwEeS)
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It's existential. They've go so far overboard because they knew they had fraud in place and would never answer to voters again. Now they have to stick it out to the bitter end. None of them won honest elections, so it doesn't matter how much support they lose. They have to hold the line till the midterms, but even that is risky because "Election Month" is going to be gone, and there will be actual federal oversight.

Plus losing candidates can sue and do discovery. So even if they hold the line, they still might suffer historic losses beyond the cheat. This is also why they want ICE to stop and keep robitically demanding the ICE promise to stay away from polling places.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)

11 This be outrayjus!

Posted by: Nav Gewsom at March 26, 2026 06:56 PM (UjdFS)

12 Which is exactly what Thune wanted. "We tried, and we did get them on record. Send more money."
Posted by: Eeyore at March 26, 2026 06:51 PM

Gosh darn it, many people simply don't understand what it takes to expand our majority into something that will get things done. Give me 75 Republican Senators, and the bean soup served at the Capitol will become even more efficacious! But we need money to do it. Your money.

Posted by: John Thune (R-SD) at March 26, 2026 06:57 PM (0sNs1)

13 I have to say, amongst a team of all stars, Rubio stands head and shoulders. Every word out of his mouth is golden.

How did we get so fucking lucky?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 06:57 PM (vOtXJ)

14 I thought Don Lemon was in jail.

Because he should be in jail.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 06:58 PM (RIvkX)

15 That old fag Don Lemon never learned to not ask the question if you don't know the answer.

Also, he never learned to not suck dicks, but mostly....

Well, he sucks dicks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 06:58 PM (DwqWV)

16 omitted: don lemon to iranian guy: "would you like to go in back and see my bunker buster?"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 26, 2026 06:58 PM (CWTWj)

17 May they all be Nibbled to Death by Ducks ...

Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at March 26, 2026 06:58 PM (3ZUWJ)

18 This be outrayjus!
Posted by: Nav Gewsom at March 26, 2026 06:56 PM (UjdFS)

I think you meant

hTis eb uotaryjus

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 06:59 PM (V4IXI)

19 13 I have to say, amongst a team of all stars, Rubio stands head and shoulders. Every word out of his mouth is golden.

How did we get so fucking lucky?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 06:57 PM (vOtXJ)

Careful. We don't want Ace going through his trash again.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 06:59 PM (DwqWV)

20 It must be Hell on Obama watching his legacy reduced to ashes.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 26, 2026 06:59 PM (AlhUl)

21 I AM THE VANCE! DESTORYER OF HOSPICES!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 07:00 PM (vOtXJ)

22 9 Is it true that Senators have to have their photo ID card to cast votes in the Senate?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 06:55 PM (V4IXI)

Why, yes, yes it is true.

Just like any Federal employee, they have Federal IDs issued after having a background check.

But hey, they are better than we are, so there's that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 07:00 PM (DwqWV)

23 DailyKos has an Olympic article up.

There's a lot of angst over 0.000001% of the population.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 07:00 PM (Sco7b)

24 KNEEL BEFORE THE VANCE!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 07:01 PM (vOtXJ)

25 Chuck Schumer says he doesn't oppose asking for photo ID at the ballot box, just... proof of citizenship.

Well, our cuck Senators tested his claim out and proposed an amendment requiring photo ID (but no proof of citizenship).

All Democrats voted against it, of course.

Trump is having an easier time negotiating with a bunch of Mahdi-Apocalypse Die-Hard mullahs and their pet revolutionaries in the IRGC than Chuck & the Dems.

At this point I really wouldn't mind if Hegseth dropped some Delta Force at Chuck & Hakeem's house and ended the negotiations Maduro-style.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

26 Now this is how you fight.

>>@JakeSherman
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>>🚨🚨🚨BREAKING — TRUMP SAYS HES INSTRUCTING DHS TO PAY TSA

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m)

27 Read long ago BLM never filed a tax form for the billions it took in

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)

28 Oh. you were lied to and you believed them

Return to the Church.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 26, 2026 07:01 PM (qFwJc)

29 We have to protect our phony baloney jobs!
Posted by: Politicians in general at March 26, 2026 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

I didn't get a harrumph outta you!

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 07:02 PM (DwqWV)

30 Other than me, WTF is a "home health provider"? I live in a home and provide for my health, such that it is.)

English is just TOO HARD for people.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 07:02 PM (hJH5n)

31 Elissa Slotkin claims the 2024 election was stolen and...votes against SAVE

You have to laugh...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 07:02 PM (sKqQm)

32 But the people I'm interested in making happy are the people of the United States. I work for them.

I don't think we've heard a Secretary of State talk like that since Thomas Jefferson.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:02 PM (6ydKt)

33 A Guide to responding to progressive relatives:

Never say "f*cking idiot." Say this instead.

Polite English
"I'm afraid you're not thinking very clearly."

Formal English
"You're being profoundly incompetent."

Witty English
"Ignorance has never looked so confident."

Gentlemanly English
"I fear the matter has slipped entirely past your comprehension."

Victorian English
"I speak now not in malice but in earnest despair, for the conclusion you have drawn is of such astonishing simplicity that it grieves me more than I can readily convey; and yet I'm moved less to anger than to sorrow, so profoundly indeed that I find myself unable to discern whether your words arose from haste, from a species of naivety, or from a mind altogether too content with its first and poorest notion.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 07:02 PM (0sNs1)

34 OMG, they want to see my ID to vote? You know who else made people show ID? The NAZIs, that's who!

If I say I'm a 99-year-old white lady from Minnesota, how dare you question that.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 07:03 PM (vOtXJ)

35 Well, damn, so much for my e-mails earlier today.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 07:03 PM (hJH5n)

36 Over at Twitchy there is a vid of a trans attorney going batshit crazy in court. Worth six minutes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 07:03 PM (mHVWR)

37 The left: Our elections are pure, there is no need to require identification or proof of citizenship

Also the left: If you NAZIs require identification or proof of citizenship millions who can vote now won't be able to vote!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 07:04 PM (sKqQm)

38 The Del of War is negotiating with bombs. I love Hegseth.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:04 PM (+nEug)

39 OMG, they want to see my ID to vote? You know who else made people show ID? The NAZIs, that's who!

If I say I'm a 99-year-old white lady from Minnesota, how dare you question that.

As a 120 year old voter from WI, I echo your concerns.

I mean I can't get ID. And I'm totally not dead. Honest.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 07:05 PM (sKqQm)

40 I think we need to collapse that pos currency called the yuan.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 07:05 PM (GD0B3)

41 36 Over at Twitchy there is a vid of a trans attorney going batshit crazy in court. Worth six minutes
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 07:03 PM (mHVWR)

Saw that. It is fabulous.

If anyone had ever told her NO in her life, she probably wouldn't be a bearded lady with a bad attitude, but as it is, I guess handcuffs and being hauled out is the best we can hope for.

At no time during that entire video did she speak the truth.

Needs a sharp strike from the clue bat, I suppose.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 07:05 PM (DwqWV)

42 10 Who is SAVE controversial to? Only elected Democrats .
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 06:49 PM (YwEeS)
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It's existential. They've go so far overboard because they knew they had fraud in place and would never answer to voters again. Now they have to stick it out to the bitter end. None of them won honest elections, so it doesn't matter how much support they lose. They have to hold the line till the midterms, but even that is risky because "Election Month" is going to be gone, and there will be actual federal oversight.

Plus losing candidates can sue and do discovery. So even if they hold the line, they still might suffer historic losses beyond the cheat. This is also why they want ICE to stop and keep robitically demanding the ICE promise to stay away from polling places.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)

Agree 100%

Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 07:06 PM (y171U)

43 At this point I really wouldn't mind if Hegseth dropped some Delta Force at Chuck & Hakeem's house
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:01 PM

Dialog at Chuck's house as they arrive:

"Cheeseburger, no fries, no Coke; Pepsi!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 07:06 PM (0sNs1)

44 Victorian English
"I speak now not in malice but in earnest despair, for the conclusion you have drawn is of such astonishing simplicity that it grieves me more than I can readily convey; and yet I'm moved less to anger than to sorrow, so profoundly indeed that I find myself unable to discern whether your words arose from haste, from a species of naivety, or from a mind altogether too content with its first and poorest notion.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 07:02 PM (0sNs1)

Me on a good day: Fuck off you ignorant twat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 07:06 PM (DwqWV)

45 Victorian English
"I speak now not in malice but in earnest despair, for the conclusion you have drawn is of such astonishing simplicity that it grieves me more than I can readily convey; and yet I'm moved less to anger than to sorrow, so profoundly indeed that I find myself unable to discern whether your words arose from haste, from a species of naivety, or from a mind altogether too content with its first and poorest notion.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 07:02 PM (0sNs1)

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:07 PM (6ydKt)

46 That hyperspace bypass is looking better all the time.

I welcome our interdimensional mouse overlords.

Stephen Colbert's LotR script is all about Sam's daughter Elenor. Here we go again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)

47 Needs a sharp strike from the clue bat, I suppose.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 07:05 PM

Would a projectile splat to the face from the clue penguin suffice?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)

48 Trump has been and continues to be VERY fortunate in his foes.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 26, 2026 07:08 PM (cxFcK)

49 Stephen Colbert's LotR script is all about Sam's daughter Elenor. Here we go again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)

My 1961 Ford Falcon is named Elinor. I think I will stick with her rather than anything from Colbert.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 07:08 PM (DwqWV)

50 Little known fact. A form of electoral fraud in the 1800s involved Cooping. Gangs kidnapped citizens off the street and forced them to vote, often repeatedly, for an election candidate. They would ply them with alcohol or beat them to get them to comply. Often their clothing or other aspects of their appearance would be altered to fool voting officials, enabling them to vote multiple times. Many of the victims of cooping were either homeless or immigrants

Fortunately, we wisely started requiring registration and IDs to vote...and um...ahem...er...

It was implicated in the death of Edgar Allen Poe.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 07:08 PM (vOtXJ)

51 The SAVE act will put guard rails on the Pedocrats. It will pull them to the center. They'll have to actually try to appeal to American voters with reasonable positions and policies, instead of just depending on the cheat.

It would be nice to know that losing an election is not an existential threat to the republic.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 26, 2026 07:10 PM (cxFcK)

52 CynicalPublius reads like Buckley on the topic. It's much more enjoyable to just call these groups, and those that support them, Quangos (quasi-autonomous non-governmental organizations), as vtuber Leaflit does.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 26, 2026 07:10 PM (O38oM)

53 Stephen Colbert's LotR script is all about Sam's daughter Elenor. Here we go again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)

Going for the female audience again.
Because everybody knows every woman on the planet loves LotR as much as men do.

Did they learn nothing from Kathleen Kennedy Star Wars?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:12 PM (6ydKt)

54
Who is SAVE controversial to? Only elected Democrats
Posted by: steevy

America itself is controversial to these buttheads.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 07:12 PM (Cqx++)

55 Don Lemon...what a fuckin' clown.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2026 07:14 PM (Wnv9h)

56 LoTR, Frodo needed a kick in the ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:15 PM (+nEug)

57

Iran says they have one million fighters primed for US Invasion.

Probably most of them are already here.

Sleeper cells anyone?

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:17 PM (3ek7K)

58 The video where they dubbed in an English accent for Trump in a real interview transcript was hilarious.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 07:19 PM (V4IXI)

59 four seasons, Iran is full of shit. They are recruiting kids from age 12 to man the basij checkpoints. The have sunk the USS Abraham Lincoln four times now.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:20 PM (+nEug)

60 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
It's now been 2 years since Key Bridge fell in Baltimore. This is how much is rebuilt:

https://is.gd/zkk5To

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Bonus!

Initial cost projection: $1.7 billion
Updated cost projection: $5.2 billion

Opening day moved from 2028 to 2030

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 26, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)

61 Iran says they have one million fighters primed for US Invasion.

- Trump announces an amphibious invasion of Iran at (insert location here)
- Iranian forces mass at that location to repel the invaders
- We bomb the shit out of the massed forces
- Like Desert Storm, no amphibious landing occurs

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 07:21 PM (ExV1e)

62 Don Lemon - the dumbest man on the internet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2026 07:21 PM (Xr4QU)

63 Iran says they have one million fighters primed for US Invasion.----

Baghdad Bob is their spirit animal.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 07:21 PM (V4IXI)

64

Ben Had,

I read that on the Daily Mail and laughed.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:21 PM (3ek7K)

65 How can any one voter id law be more restrictive than another? It’s binary. You need to show ID or you don’t. There’s no scale of more or less onerous.

More failure theater by the gop. They deserve to lose in November. Get rid of the filibuster or fuck off.

Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 07:22 PM (ppdC5)

66 Iran couldn't gain an inch of land in their 8 year war with Saddam. They have been measured and found wanting.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 07:22 PM (V4IXI)

67 Happy Greek Independence Day!

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 07:23 PM (GD0B3)

68 Don Lemon needs to go back to smearing his taint grease under the noses of bartenders.

Posted by: What an utter disgrace at March 26, 2026 07:23 PM (TbWk/)

69
"Iran says they have one million fighters primed for US Invasion."
Unless Iran has 1 million people already here and still loyal to the IRGG, IRGC whatever (ROFL) that is the silliest claim in the world. We wiped out their navy and their air force. Do they think we'll transport their troops to our shores to be sporting? LOL, the country that did a guerrilla type attack Dec 26th at dawn while our foes were drunk from their Christmas party? the USA doesn't do 'sporting' when its a war.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 26, 2026 07:23 PM (+89TD)

70 Katarameni Turki!

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 07:24 PM (GD0B3)

71 four seasons, I know you don't fall for the bullshit.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:24 PM (+nEug)

72
LOL

I wondered how they would get here.

Propaganda

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:25 PM (3ek7K)

73 Iran says they have one million fighters primed for US Invasion."

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are they all 12 years old ??

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)

74 Initial cost projection: $1.7 billion
Updated cost projection: $5.2 billion

Opening day moved from 2028 to 2030
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 26, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)

It’ll be $25B minimum by the time it’s complete.

Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 07:25 PM (ppdC5)

75

Ben Had,

No I don't. I do think it is funny. Who writes those stupid articles?

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:26 PM (3ek7K)

76 Even Uganda's generals are laughing at IRGC "forces" .

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 07:26 PM (GD0B3)

77 53 Stephen Colbert's LotR script is all about Sam's daughter Elenor. Here we go again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)

Going for the female audience again.
Because everybody knows every woman on the planet loves LotR as much as men do.

Did they learn nothing from Kathleen Kennedy Star Wars?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:12 PM (6ydKt)
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Of course they did. They learned that a strong woman don't need no man.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 26, 2026 07:27 PM (AlhUl)

78 Quick Hits
—Disinformation Expert Ace
Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius
America was nearly lost to a cabal of NGOs,

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:27 PM (gbOdA)

79 More failure theater by the gop. They deserve to lose in November. Get rid of the filibuster or fuck off.
Posted by: Heroq

Get a real filibuster and make those octogenarians stand for hour after hour babbling on, and no bathroom breaks or diapers allowed. If not it moves to the floor for vote.

The 60 / 40 cloture vote is to boot the senile shit soiled old dolt off the stand.

The fake 'filibuster' is BS.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 07:27 PM (/lPRQ)

80 73 Iran says they have one million fighters primed for US Invasion."

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are they all 12 years old ??
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)

Minnesota rules. One fighter can vouch for up to 8 others, who can each vouch for 8 others and so on.

Posted by: Call it creative accounting at March 26, 2026 07:27 PM (TbWk/)

81 The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:27 PM (gbOdA)

82 It’ll be $25B minimum by the time it’s complete.
Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 07:25 PM

Pffft.

Posted by: California Democrats at March 26, 2026 07:28 PM (0sNs1)

83 I would be willing to go with straight normal ID to vote and then add proof of citizenship later (even if its back doored like the RealID act). Just get ID in there, that's gonna eliminate a good 30% or more of fraud by eliminating the vote by mail scam.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 07:29 PM (PYyV9)

84 ID first, then check after citizenship

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)

85 The NGOer has never signed the front of a check.
The NGOer has never sat down with a customer to ask their needs.
The NGOer has never met with a vendor or sub to fix a problem.
The NGOer has never wondered if there was money in the account to pay an employee, or a sub, or a wholesaler.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:30 PM (gbOdA)

86 Synopsis I have seen is: As Sam, Merry, and Pippin embark to retrace their journey; Sam's daughter Eleanor discovers a secret that almost doomed the journey before it began.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)

87 Oh I guess I mis-read the Iran claim. "primed for U.S. Invasion" was probably meant to imply primed for fighting us invading Iran, not that they presumed to invade us.

But I don't want us to invade Iran, just keep sending drones to take out their leaders until they run out of fanatics.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 26, 2026 07:30 PM (+89TD)

88 Stephen Colbert's LotR script is all about Sam's daughter Elenor. Here we go again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)

Going for the female audience again.
Because everybody knows every woman on the planet loves LotR as much as men do.

Did they learn nothing from Kathleen Kennedy Star Wars?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:12 PM (6ydKt)

Or Starfleet Academy. I guess the lesson is no matter how gay and retarded the show they'll still find someone to greenlight it.

Posted by: It's a write-off Jerry! at March 26, 2026 07:31 PM (TbWk/)

89

What is the point of letting them vote and later check citizenship status?

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:32 PM (3ek7K)

90 Report from the Road: With the elimination of the IRGC Navy Admiral the price of gasoline dropped 20 cents per gallon.

How many Ayatollahs and IRGC commanders do we need to get gas down to $1 per gallon? It's worth a couple of hundred of MOABs.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 26, 2026 07:33 PM (47/pr)

91 What is the point of letting them vote and later check citizenship status?

Yeah it should be up front: you cannot vote unless you have ID that proves you are a citizen, but I can live with just starting with ID. RealID pretty much proves you're a citizen to begin with, the pile of stuff you have to have to show who you are is astounding.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 07:35 PM (PYyV9)

92 89

What is the point of letting them vote and later check citizenship status?

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:32 PM (3ek7K)

So they can count all the illegal votes, then say it's too unwieldy to do anything once it's discovered they're illegal, or some other excuse.

Posted by: More of the same at March 26, 2026 07:35 PM (TbWk/)

93 Told you he was an intel asset.

>>@C__Herridge

>>EXCLUSIVE: New Files Examined By Law Enforcement/Intelligence Analyst Reveal Jeffrey Epstein Allegedly Acted as Go-Between to Block 9/11 Victim Families From Suing Saudi Arabia And Details Possible FARA Violations

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 07:35 PM (viF8m)

94 The NGOer growls at the Hampton Inn reservation when the Embassy is right down the road.
The NGOer knows his Delta milage but does not know his kids principal.
The NGOer knows that illegals are more just, and worthy, and deserving of living in the US that any Citizen from Longview, or Provo, or Lima.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:35 PM (gbOdA)

95 Point of correction, Latit James did not charge Trump with defrauding Deutsche Bank, in fact there was no real complainant in the case, the theory of the case was that by “inflating” his properties and getting a loan based on “fraud” it injured the people of NY.

I hope LeTit goes down harder that a hooker at the point.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 07:36 PM (XV/Pl)

96 One guy pointed out that Elon took $10 billion and put 300 satellites in orbit. California spent $11 billion for a super duper train with no tracks.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 26, 2026 07:37 PM (cxFcK)

97 What is the point of letting them vote and later check citizenship status?

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:32 PM (3ek7K)

Shut up, h8ter. Sorry you dont get lefty logic.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 07:37 PM (w5FC4)

98 They may have "millions" , but until they resolve that little exploding cans of tuna problem, they may not make it to the final battle! As the man said, an army marches on its stomach !

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 07:37 PM (GD0B3)

99

One stop voting.

I bet there are lots of illegals that have Real ID.

Look how many have illegal driver's licenses.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:37 PM (3ek7K)

100 Aww, poor widdle faggot didn't get what he wanted from the swarthy man. His wetness dried up when his lust object said he was straight, I mean, a Trump supporter. Lemon probably went home and cried into his Barbie pillow.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 07:38 PM (1Ff7Z)

101
Hiya Mary and lol

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:38 PM (3ek7K)

102 Hope you and yours are well, four seasons!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 07:39 PM (w5FC4)

103 The NGOer knows that illegals are more just, and worthy, and deserving of living in the US that any Citizen from Longview, or Provo, or Lima.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:35 PM (gbOdA)
=====
LI-mah or LEE-mah?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 07:39 PM (RIvkX)

104 the theory of the case was that by “inflating” his properties and getting a loan based on “fraud” it injured the people of NY.

I hope LeTit goes down harder that a hooker at the point.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 07:36 PM (XV/Pl)

It was a bookkeeping error done 34 times and then made a felony.
We still do not know the felony.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:39 PM (gbOdA)

105 How are IRGC guys going to know it's just the tuna?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:40 PM (+nEug)

106

Thanks Mary and right back at you!

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:40 PM (3ek7K)

107 Stephen Colbert's LotR script is all about Sam's daughter Elenor. Here we go again.

Looks like, yeah. Its not stated outright but she's brought up as a major character and the old hobbits are going to go on a trip with her, so you know how that turns out

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 07:40 PM (PYyV9)

108 @104

>>It was a bookkeeping error done 34 times and then made a felony.
We still do not know the felony.

That was the Alvin Bragg case, which was also total bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 07:41 PM (XV/Pl)

109 57
Iran says they have one million fighters primed for US Invasion.
Probably most of them are already here.

Sleeper cells anyone?

Posted by: four seasons
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Back home they are down to twelve year old's.
They are probably calling here telling them to
come home and fight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 07:41 PM (jAisO)

110 I would be willing to go with straight normal ID to vote and then add proof of citizenship later (even if its back doored like the RealID act). Just get ID in there, that's gonna eliminate a good 30% or more of fraud by eliminating the vote by mail scam.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 07:29 PM (PYyV9)

Remember when Oregon rolled out the Real ID the first time and then didn't do it because they couldn't figure out how to not issue it to illegals while registering them to vote?

I do, that is why I still don't have Real ID

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 07:41 PM (rbvCR)

111 Who wants to see my roastie? Uh, who hasn’t already seen it.

Short line.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Sids Mom at March 26, 2026 07:43 PM (f4tQo)

112 As Sam, Merry, and Pippin embark to reclaim their queerdom; Sam's daughter Elmer discovers xis inner masculinity.

Posted by: Plots we expect to see at March 26, 2026 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

113 I bet there are lots of illegals that have Real ID.

Look how many have illegal driver's licenses.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:37 PM (3ek7K)

And that right there is the only reason your ID is not good enough to register to vote. This is why they have to prove citizenship.

If we're giving documents to the "undocumented," then we are now forced to require citizenship documents.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 07:43 PM (zYpTz)

114 My little Drivers' Liscense office in Bumfuck, TX is pretty awesome. Had to renew in person this year. Had my passport and birth certificate ( that I could get despite being a dumbass woman.). It went great. They did turn away a swarthy young fella without documentation. So good for them

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 07:43 PM (w5FC4)

115 Made beef and onions with mushrooms.
We'll see how it tastes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 26, 2026 07:44 PM (xcxpd)

116 99

One stop voting.

I bet there are lots of illegals that have Real ID.

Look how many have illegal driver's licenses.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:37 PM (3ek7K)

like this

https://tinyurl.com/4yph5j4v

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:44 PM (gbOdA)

117 "How are IRGC guys going to know it's just the tuna?
Posted by: Ben Had"

The Spam cans are probably ok.

Posted by: Plots we expect to see at March 26, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

118 Made beef and onions with mushrooms.
We'll see how it tastes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 26, 2026 07:44 PM (xcxpd)

I made another pot pie. I hope your dinner is tasty!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 07:45 PM (rbvCR)

119 You have to somewhat admire BLM. They wielded racism like a weapon, and used liberal white guilt to milk major corporations like a giant tit.

Posted by: Sids Mom at March 26, 2026 07:46 PM (f4tQo)

120 At this point I really wouldn't mind if Hegseth dropped some Delta Force at Chuck & Hakeem's house and ended the negotiations Maduro-style.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

I would never be able to ride a motorcycle again. It would look like jousting with harleys.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 07:47 PM (snZF9)

121 That was the Alvin Bragg case, which was also total bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 07:41 PM (XV/Pl)

LeTits was bank fraud
If a (D) get a chance to fuck the little guy or the big bank
the little guy gets fucked.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:48 PM (gbOdA)

122 Can't do govt work w/out real ID.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 07:48 PM (jAisO)

123 I’m waiting for the exploding toilet paper.

Posted by: Sids Mom at March 26, 2026 07:48 PM (f4tQo)

124 Plots, hahahaha, How hungry are you, Mahmud?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:48 PM (+nEug)

125

Since it's kinda slow here, I have a question about how people control outdoor flies.

We have chickens and geese right behind our fence and a block away are twelve horses. The fly population is terrible, usually during summer and fall but fly season has started early here since we haven't had a cold winter.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:48 PM (3ek7K)

126 115 Made beef and onions with mushrooms.
We'll see how it tastes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo

You added the carrots already, right?

Posted by: Root Crop Growers Union at March 26, 2026 07:49 PM (oftw2)

127 You have to somewhat admire BLM. They wielded racism like a weapon, and used liberal white guilt to milk major corporations like a giant tit.
Posted by: Sids Mom

And they're not even Somali!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 26, 2026 07:50 PM (ndZc7)

128 I'm at the point I have limited empathy and not much guilt.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 07:50 PM (w5FC4)

129 BLM reminds of those homeless guys who target the little geeky libs and intimidate $20 out of them.

Posted by: Sids Mom at March 26, 2026 07:51 PM (f4tQo)

130 Tried to renew a trademark the other day. All I really needed to do was tell them, yes, I'm still using it, but had to do three-factor authentication to get into the website, then it insisted on this id.me crap where you take a picture of the front and the back of your driver's license, and it was about to do the multiple pictures of my head when it decided that my phone could not do it. I gave up for now ... Requiring a photo id to register to vote is NOTHING. You want to vote? Man up, get your shit together, and go register in advance!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 26, 2026 07:51 PM (ydsvH)

131 four seasons, in your situation I would use the pheromone solution hanging fly traps.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:52 PM (+nEug)

132 We have chickens and geese right behind our fence and a block away are twelve horses. The fly population is terrible, usually during summer and fall but fly season has started early here since we haven't had a cold winter.
Posted by: four seasons

I use a fly trap over my trashcans outside my detached garage. It's kind of an alley and I catch thousands per year which get buried in my compost. Cuts down the numbers a lot. Doesn't do anything for biting flies, though, which you get around horsies.

Posted by: Fly By Night at March 26, 2026 07:53 PM (oftw2)

133 Since it's kinda slow here, I have a question about how people control outdoor flies.

four seasons, we used to keep those flystrips on the porch when cattle were in the pasture. There aren't any cattle anymore
Sometimes we still put those up. The hanging bags for Yellow jackets work a treat. Great for yellow jackets and flies.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 07:53 PM (w5FC4)

134 milk major corporations like a giant tit.
Posted by: Sids Mom at March 26, 2026 07:46 PM

You're aware that mammalian mammiform protuberances aren't lactatious all the time, right?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 26, 2026 07:53 PM (0sNs1)

135 We have chickens and geese right behind our fence and a block away are twelve horses. The fly population is terrible, usually during summer and fall but fly season has started early here since we haven't had a cold winter.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:48 PM (3ek7K)

look up bag fly traps on Amazon

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:54 PM (gbOdA)

136

Ben Had,

We'll try those. It's strange to have that problem in a neighborhood but where we live there isn't any zoning about livestock and poultry. I don't have any problem with people having them except for the bastard flies.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:54 PM (3ek7K)

137 LE CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 07:54 PM (Ia/+0)

138 I don't have any white guilt or care if anyone thinks I have white privilege.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:55 PM (+nEug)

139
Yellow jackets are already out here.

We have had no freezing weather and no snow which usually keeps the population down.

Little bastards are already dive bombing us on the covered patio.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:56 PM (3ek7K)

140 four seasons, one of the bug assault guns would be a fun way to get rid of the yellow jackets.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 08:02 PM (+nEug)

141 I think Iran is a 60-40 issue, not a big winner but right now people are basically with the president. But if it takes too long or he sends in waves of troops on the ground... I think that easily will be reversed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:07 PM (PYyV9)

142 Left says voter id is a poll tax.

Ok fine add to the bill that anyone who registers to vote can automatically get a voter id for free, as long as they show up to the county registrar to get the photo taken. Oh but what if you don’t have a car the Dems will say? No problem we’ll pay for an Uber there and back. But what if you don’t have a phone with the uber app? No problem someone from the local RNC office will drive you.

Take on every one of their objections. Make them defend the indefensible.

Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 08:12 PM (ppdC5)

143 141 I think Iran is a 60-40 issue, not a big winner but right now people are basically with the president. But if it takes too long or he sends in waves of troops on the ground... I think that easily will be reversed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:07 PM (PYyV9)

All the polling says it is reverse now. 40% is on board.

Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 08:13 PM (ppdC5)

144 I'm definitely with the President on Iran. But the more this drags on.....the Senate is then out at risk.

Finish the job, but there are domestic consequences to this. At this point it's how mad the House gets. Senate still "safe" although I think the GOP will act to piss away a few seats on purpose to make the margins even thinner.

Any sniff of a surrender on deportations and enforcement will be nuclear.

Is what it is.

Posted by: GigantorX at March 26, 2026 08:18 PM (7SKBU)

145 I'm glad Pam Bondi did something about the fraud in California...oh wait, that was JD? Well slap my ass and call me Susan!

Posted by: Cray Cray at March 26, 2026 08:47 PM (EES2L)

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