Operation Sorry, Charlie: Reports Claim Israel Packs Explosives Into Canned Tuna Intended for Revolutionary Guards Forces, Kills At Least Five, Injures Dozens, Puts Many Off Fish Forever

Iran's winning so much they're getting tired of all the winning!

Before the Food-Borne Illness Attack: Iran's Naval chief, in charge of shutting down the Strait of America and harassing ships and killing people for the past decade has himself been
"opened" by Israeli missiles.

The elite Iranian naval commander who authorized the closure of the Strait of Hormuz to ship traffic was killed in an Israeli airstrike along with the service's top intelligence official, the Jewish state's military announced Thursday.
Alireza Tangsiri, leader of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy (IRGC-N), was eliminated in an overnight strike on the fleet's home port of Bandar Abbas, Defense Minister Israel Katz said during a morning assessment alongside military officials.
Tangsiri, 64, became the latest high-profile Iranian official to have been rubbed out after the assassinations earlier this month of IRGC spokesperson Ali Mohammad Naini, the regime's de facto leader Ali Larijani, and Gen. Gholamreza Soleimani, commander of the paramilitary Basij forces.
Katz said the strike was meant to send a "message" to the IRGC: "The IDF will hunt you down and eliminate you one by one."
In a separate statement, Adm. Brad Cooper, the leader of US Central Command (CENTCOM), said Tangsiri's death "makes the region safer" and called on members of the IRGC-N to "immediately abandon their post and return home to avoid further risk of unncecessary injury or death."
"Since the commencement of Operation Epic Fury, 92% of the large ships in the Iranian Navy have been eliminated," Cooper noted. "As a result, IRGC-N has completely lost their ability to project power in the Middle East or around the world. Now, with the loss of their long-time leader, the IRGC-N is on an irreversible decline."

The media will be quick to celebrate this, as it only proves that Drumpf! and his Puppet-Master Netanyahu are "getting desperate" and are isolated because they "have no Iranians left to lie to."

In further proof that the Islamic Occupiers of Iran are moving from strength to strength: They're now recruiting child soldiers to man the Basij checkpoints because the adult Basij thugs have either been killed or are refusing to stand at the checkpoints.

So Iran will staff them with 12-year-old Li'l Basij guards, and if we kill them, Iran will claim "The Americans and Jews are murdering innocent children for just manning army checkpoints we are too cowardly to man ourselves."

Iran International English
@IranIntl_En
9h
An official from Iran's Revolutionary Guards said the minimum age for participation in war-related support roles has been lowered to 12, according to remarks aired on state media.
Rahim Nadali, a cultural official with the Guards in Tehran, said an initiative called "For Iran" was recruiting participants to assist with activities such as patrols, checkpoints and logistics.
"Given that the age of those coming forward has dropped and they are asking to take part, we lowered the minimum age to 12," he said, adding that 12- and 13-year-olds could now take part if they wished.
The comments were broadcast as part of state coverage of the war effort.
The move comes despite Iran's commitments under the Convention on the Rights of the Child, which prohibits the use of children in military activities.

An official from Iran’s Revolutionary Guards said the minimum age for participation in war-related support roles has been lowered to 12, according to remarks aired on state media.

Rahim Nadali, a cultural official with the Guards in Tehran, said an initiative called “For Iran”… pic.twitter.com/X7LGnIaKTF
— Iran International English (@IranIntl_En) March 26, 2026

Truly the Islamic Occupiers of Iran should be proud of their honorable and courageous service.

The Economist should be so proud, too:

The Economist is Real Media, Mr. President.

Before Glenn Greenwald and his ass-puppet Tucker Carlson say that the reports of Brave Gay Mullahs recruiting 12 year olds as child thugs are "just Jew Cabal Propaganda," Islamic Occupier state TV reported on the recruitment of children as young as 12 to be "Defenders of the Homeland."

This video is another proof of the recruitment of 12 year old children for militia in Iran.#IranChildSoldiers pic.twitter.com/1zlZTl2jJR
— Martin (@Martin_Sedi) March 26, 2026

Supposedly, we're now flying drones designed to look like eagles. I don't mean overrated soft-rock clowns, I mean the physical embodiment of American power.

May the wings of liberty never lose a feather, Jack.

Now, for the food can attack. Only five are known to be dead, but that number may rise. "Dozens" were injured by the exploding cans.

I can't confirm this, and no "reputable" media (LOL) has confirmed it. But Mahyar Tousi ran it, and that's good enough for me.

This account, which seems to be an Iranian propaganda site, accidentally confirms the attack, even though they make up stories about US and Israeli warplanes "dropping" the cans of explosive tuna on to poor civilians.

Sure. We're dropping cans of fucking tuna out of bombers. Sure.

American and Israeli warplanes carried out a new attack in parts of southern Iran by dropping explosive devices disguised as food cans over civilian areas in Shiraz, killing several residents and injuring others.

According to field reports, the devices were released over the southern outskirts of Shiraz, particularly around Kafri village, where several civilians were killed. The attack came after the enemy's failure to achieve its objectives through earlier military strikes, in what local sources described as a blind and criminal act targeting populated areas.

The suspicious objects were described as resembling ready-made food cans and being slightly larger than standard tuna tins. The devices contain explosive material and are designed to detonate when opened or handled, making them especially dangerous to unsuspecting civilians.

Videos circulating on social media show urgent warnings instructing residents not to approach, touch, or attempt to open the objects. Citizens have been strongly advised to keep a safe distance, avoid gathering near any suspicious device, and immediately report its exact location to security and intelligence authorities.

The explosive cans of tuna are designed to blow up if "opened or handled," but they... did not blow up after being dropped from bombers to the ground?

A video which some claim ran on Iran state TV and others claim is unverified from unknown sources shows them safely exploding one of the cans.

🚨 At least 5 dead in suspected “pager-style” attack using canned food!

Reports claim explosive devices were hidden inside canned food distributed to Basij and security forces in Fars Province, detonating upon opening.

At least 5 killed, multiple injured, and distribution has… pic.twitter.com/oIJ1HKAMKE
— The Iran Watcher 🇮🇷 (@TheIranWatcher) March 26, 2026

⚡️🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱 Iranian state media reported that explosive devices allegedly disguised as canned goods were used in an alleged attack on a residential area in Shiraz, allegedly targeting civilians.

During the distribution of food to IRGC forces in Fars province, some cans containing pic.twitter.com/72JA4xq2cP
— Juan Carlos 🇮🇱 (@JuanCarlos23431) March 26, 2026

CHICKEN OF THE C-4~~!!
Posted by: weft cut-loop

These Gay Islamic Coward Savages are winning so hard they gave Trump what he called a "beautiful present." That present? They gave him eight boats filled with oil.

Then they decided that wasn't a nice enough gift so they gave him two more boats filled with oil.

I guess this is intended to be a bribe?

🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump just revealed the present Iran's leaders gifted him was 8 boats of OIL through the Strait of Hormuz!

"Then they apologized for something, and SENT 2 MORE BOATS. It was 10 boats!"

"I said, well, I guess they were right, they were real! I think they… pic.twitter.com/DRQ6XRlOJ5
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 26, 2026

US propaganda media proclaimed, "Everything's coming up Mojtaba!!!"

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:32 PM

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1 moar

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:31 PM (zjgNU)

2 Also, ace posting from his time machine again.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:32 PM (zjgNU)

3 Must have been some seriously concentrated explosives to fit in a tuna can!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:32 PM (zjgNU)

4 Ok, I guess I oughtta nood.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:33 PM (zjgNU)

5 And back

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:33 PM (zjgNU)

6 Blade's pretty rusty on this one

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:33 PM (zjgNU)

7 But I'm feeling pretty spongey

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:33 PM (zjgNU)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Japan was winning when we were burning down one of their cities every night.

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 03:34 PM (YwEeS)

10 Bad tuna?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 03:34 PM (AkEZC)

11 Once Israel weaponizes pron, it's game over man!

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 03:35 PM (Sco7b)

12 Mohammedans are more than happy to use children to murder or be used a cannon fodder.

The palestinians are not outliers. All the musselmen will sacrifice their children.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:35 PM (zjgNU)

13 >>>Bad tuna?

If I were in a metal band, I'd write a song called "Smelly Garden."

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 03:35 PM (1wjle)

14 10 Bad tuna?
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Smells like Candace Oven's hoohaa.

Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 03:35 PM (E4rtv)

15 Sharks on cocaine and tuna with bombs. What the hell is going on today.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:36 PM (HyaXg)

16 I'm guessing that many of those 12 year olds "volunteered" at gunpoint.

The musselmen ones have been brainwashed to be eager to die. But the Persian ones likely didn't have a choice.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:37 PM (zjgNU)

17 Now Iran will change their tuna!

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:37 PM (HyaXg)

18 10 Bad tuna?

Big Tuna

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 03:37 PM (DgMqy)

19 My Lil Sharia Action Figures--winning!

Posted by: Chic Shiekh at March 26, 2026 03:37 PM (r26b/)

20 That's rather odd- explosives in canned food, but your headline made me laugh, Ace. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (Nx5jP)

21 Wait until they deploy the boobytrapped goats...

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (YwEeS)

22 Blade's pretty rusty on this one
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:33 PM (zjgNU)
____

The Blade is reluctant to continue FIRST combat because of the scolding from some troll in the last thread. The Blade was disciplined, chastised, and is very sorry and learned his lesson.

NOT! The Blade just was late to this thread.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

23 ~~Socialism~~ islhamic terrorism. At some point, you run out of other people's ~~money~~ children.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

24 I must be missing something but most canned tuna is not halal. Why would they be passing out that?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (0N4FZ)

25 Not buying the canned tuna thing. Bombs disguised as food are just too unreliable in target selection, and doesn't sound like something our side would do. Smacks of those bombs disguised as kid toys.

Posted by: MartynWW at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (M9zxq)

26

Husband and I have stopped eating canned tuna for a few years.

It is not tuna, it is some awful tasting canned something now.

We won't be worried about being blown up with canned tuna, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (3ek7K)

27 Tangsiri, 64, became the latest high-profile Iranian official to have been rubbed out
......

Are we still talking about Mayo Pete?

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (UjdFS)

28 Anyone underwhelmed by Iran's 'gift'?
I guess it's a start.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (Sco7b)

29 8 plus 2 boats of oil were supposedly fact checked as "no evidence of these boats found upon review of tracking sites".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (Dv3i1)

30 Where were these guys when we were trying to blow up Castro? For crying out loud

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9)

31 >>>25 Not buying the canned tuna thing. Bombs disguised as food are just too unreliable in target selection, and doesn't sound like something our side would do. Smacks of those bombs disguised as kid toys.

but the propaganda site claiming we're dropping tuna cans out of the sky on to civilians does lend a lot of credence...

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)

32 11 Once Israel weaponizes pron, it's game over man!
Posted by: Stateless
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Already there. Mossad set up the Man Goat Love Association for IRGC and mullahs. Online dating app like Hinge where you can swipe through comely goats in your area willing to throw down. No strings attached, just hot sweaty bestiality.

Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 03:39 PM (E4rtv)

33 No, no, no! You're supposed to use REAL cans of food to bait the enemy into breaking cover, then you shoot him.

Remember, it's not a war crime the first time.

- Canadian Army.

Posted by: PabloD at March 26, 2026 03:39 PM (B7k2N)

34 Planting bombs in tuna cans and bombs in pagers? Wtf will these crafty sneaky Jews think of next? Poison needles in goat rectums?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

35 The Economist used to be a good read. But I killed my subscription to them in 2017. Perfect timing.

Time was when it was THE go to source for happenings in The Outside World that the media refused to report on. Its U.S. section was wretched, populated as it is with U.S. correspondents that are your typical Leftist media types. Then the rot simply continued until it became unreadable, and not to mention the writing itself was inexcusably poor.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 03:40 PM (464q3)

36 Was it Weemsco Tuna?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 26, 2026 03:40 PM (PSEDc)

37 First, Do No Haram.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:40 PM (W7FsI)

38 Rahim Nadali, a cultural official with the Guards in Tehran, said an initiative called "For Iran" was recruiting participants to assist with activities such as patrols, checkpoints and logistics.
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Definitions of "volunteer" now include "ripping children from their family's care and shoving them out into bombing raids"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 03:40 PM (RnaE2)

39 Hey Charlie? What's the best exploding tuna?

Posted by: C4 Of The Sea at March 26, 2026 03:40 PM (vFG9F)

40 The explosive cans of tuna are designed to blow up if "opened or handled," but they... did not blow up after being dropped from bombers to the ground?

Mini parachutes.

Either that, or it's a rendition of the story after WWII about Geronimo the beaver........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Supposedly, we're now flying drones designed to look like eagles. I don't mean overrated soft-rock clowns
___

Get the fuck out of my cab.

Posted by: The Nigerian at March 26, 2026 03:41 PM (qUkBO)

42 Sorry, ~~Charlie~~ Abdul, only good-tasting tuna gets to be Star-Kist

Posted by: Chuck C at March 26, 2026 03:41 PM (D0HYP)

43 "Bad tuna?
Posted by: Martini Farmer"

How can you tell?

Posted by: fd at March 26, 2026 03:41 PM (vFG9F)

44 I like the contrast. Islamic murderers using indiscriminate pressure-cooker IEDs to kill any Jews or other infidels they can find and Israel using sophisticated explosives smuggled into to target specific malefactors.

Couldn't highlight the differences between the Western world and the backwards demon-worshippers any better.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:41 PM (zjgNU)

45 When this is all redone as an 80's action movie, AI Arnold as Trump will deliver the death blow with a "Now Starkist your ass goodbye!"

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (HyaXg)

46 Exploding cans of tuna?
Shoulda checked the "Best if used by" date.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (UjdFS)

47 The only reason the Germans recruited 12 year olds for the Wehrmacht was because they were winning too. In fact everything I'm writing now is in German, we only think it is in English.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (f1kZG)

48 "I don't mean overrated soft-rock clowns," <-- no lies detected.

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (Iwv3U)

49 35 The Economist used to be a good read. But I killed my subscription to them in 2017. Perfect timing.

Time was when it was THE go to source for happenings in The Outside World that the media refused to report on. Its U.S. section was wretched, populated as it is with U.S. correspondents that are your typical Leftist media types. Then the rot simply continued until it became unreadable, and not to mention the writing itself was inexcusably poor.

Posted by: Cow Demon
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Globalism but I'll wager that most of the swells that bought it never actually read much of it. They just wanted the prestige when it was shipped to the office. Internet made it obsolete like the NYT.

Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (E4rtv)

50 Sorry, Charlie

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (ZxPkt)

51 I was happy when the taxi driver kicked the Dude out of his cab. Creedence is terrible, by the way.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (2ap+5)

52 >>>45 When this is all redone as an 80's action movie, AI Arnold as Trump will deliver the death blow with a "Now Starkist your ass goodbye!"

He was Big Tuna... now, no tuna.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (1wjle)

53 "Given that the age of those coming forward has dropped and they are asking to take part, we lowered the minimum age to 12," he said, adding that 12- and 13-year-olds could now take part if they wished.
_________

What was the minimum age before? The point about 12 and 13 years old now eligible suggested the old minimum was 14. Still obscenely young and I doubt any civilized society would allow it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

54 I must be missing something but most canned tuna is not halal. Why would they be passing out that?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (0N4FZ)

Forget it we're rolling

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:43 PM (HyaXg)

55 >>>50 Sorry, Charlie

lol

i'll put that in the headline

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 03:43 PM (1wjle)

56

The guys who wrote Airplane and Naked Gun are Jewish, and I think one of them is based.

Are they the ones working up these scenarios?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Miller at March 26, 2026 03:43 PM (54Efn)

57 Exploding cans of tuna?

Sorry, Charlie

Posted by: dantesed at March 26, 2026 03:43 PM (Oy/m2)

58 What's missing from this post is a picture of the Economist's staff all biting pillows.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 26, 2026 03:43 PM (/HDaX)

59 You can tuna piano but you can't tuna mullah.

Wait, that's not it...

Posted by: REO Speedwagon at March 26, 2026 03:43 PM (AkEZC)

60 >>Not buying the canned tuna thing. Bombs disguised as food are just too unreliable in target selection, and doesn't sound like something our side would do.

IRGC Rations, not Tuna.

And it is pretty easy to target with Rations.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (W7FsI)

61 The Ayatollah's last words: "There's something fishy about this"

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (HyaXg)

62 not 1st with that, I see

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (ZxPkt)

63 The Tuna C-rat was my favorite. You could eat everything in the box. Good Times.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (n17eQ)

64 This is just a brilliant marketing device for Jorma Kaukonen to re-introduce his band Hot Tuna to a whole new Persian audience.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (kAwT5)

65 "Given that the age of those coming forward has dropped and they are asking to take part, we lowered the minimum age to 12," he said, adding that 12- and 13-year-olds could now take part if they wished.

"And report your little sisters to the mosque for ... special duty."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (PYyV9)

66 I was listening to a WSJ podcast and they were selling hard that Iran is in a stronger position than they were before this war and that they are winning.

That they'll own Hormuz and be allowed to take tolls from the rest of the world forever. All Trump's fault, etc

It was jaw dropping.

Posted by: Leupold at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (eIzlH)

67 They hate these cans!

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (HyaXg)

68 Dolphin Safe

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (W7FsI)

69 I know it's very routine for me to walk around my neighborhood and see cans of tuna laying around and of course my first instinct when I see them is to pick them up and attempt to eat the contents! So yeah... it makes perfect sense that the IDF would drop cans of tuna from the sky and just know that civilians would pick them up. They also solved the non-trivial problem of getting these cans to not explode when dropped from 30,000 feet when they hit the ground but then explode when a human hand applies 1 pound of force... no problem!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (xT8gx)

70 Sorry, Charlie!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

71 Exploding cans of tuna are strictly forbidden by the Geneva Convention.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (UjdFS)

72 Gefilte with a heavy side of kugel would get the job done.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (gm9Sb)

73 * shakes fist at Don Black*

Posted by: dantesed at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Oy/m2)

74 Definitions of "volunteer" now include "ripping children from their family's care and shoving them out into bombing raids"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 03:40 PM (RnaE2)

That's also plan B for Obama's presidential Library of Doom if they can't find their 100 unpaid volunteers.

Opening in 85 more days!
Get your tickets now.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Sco7b)

75 They don't want tuna with good taste. They want tuna that blows up good. Blows up real good.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Cqx++)

76 Do the Rockefellers still own some of the Economist?

Posted by: Goatweed at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (jK3NL)

77 64 This is just a brilliant marketing device for Jorma Kaukonen to re-introduce his band Hot Tuna to a whole new Persian audience.
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I liked those guys. Still can't pronounce Kaukonen. Jack Cassidy is easy.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (n17eQ)

78 Ah, an example on the cover of The Econimist’s poor writing.

“Economists’ odd aversion to sex work”

It’s WHORING or PROSTITUTION, you morons! One, I guess writing those words is just TOO HARD. Or, two, they don’t sound Marxist enough.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (464q3)

79 I love tuna fish salad sandwiches, but is it better with celery, sweet pickle or dill pickle? It's a tough choice.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Fbc0I)

80 Creedence is terrible, by the way.
___

Some parts of some of their songs are ok.

Posted by: 2/10 at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (qUkBO)

81 If you don't know Jorma, you don't know Jack.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (W7FsI)

82 I was listening to a WSJ podcast and they were selling hard that Iran is in a stronger position than they were before this war and that they are winning.

Two months from now people will be going "Straits of what?" and only remember vaguely that the news was stupid and wrong, again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (PYyV9)

83 66 I was listening to a WSJ podcast and they were selling hard that Iran is in a stronger position than they were before this war and that they are winning.

That they'll own Hormuz and be allowed to take tolls from the rest of the world forever. All Trump's fault, etc

It was jaw dropping.

Posted by: Leupold
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Rupert Murdoch and Sons have ruined everything they touch in news outlets with their TDS and the WSJ is no exception.

Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (E4rtv)

84 They don't want tuna with good taste. They want tuna that blows up good. Blows up real good.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Cqx++)

*Lyrics in Salt N' Pepa's trash can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

85 A reference above to Candance Owens hoohah should be out of bounds! Yellow flag... 15 yard penalty

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (xT8gx)

86 He was Big Tuna... now, no tuna.
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (1wjle)

"Its not a tuna!"

Posted by: Boswell at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (j10i6)

87 Opening in 85 more days!
Get your tickets now.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Sco7b

Get your tickets or be convicted of insolence.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (464q3)

88 >> I love tuna fish salad sandwiches, but is it better with celery, sweet pickle or dill pickle? It's a tough choice.

Try cucumber.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (W7FsI)

89 29 "8 plus 2 boats of oil were supposedly fact checked as 'no evidence of these boats found upon review of tracking sites'"

I would think ships going through the Hormuz Gauntlet would switch their tracking transpoders off a long time before they made the run.

Posted by: MartynWW at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (M9zxq)

90 dolphin safe

What if dolphins are delicious? I want extra dolphin in my tuna.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (PYyV9)

91 They should have got suspicious when the pull tab had a pin in it.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (HyaXg)

92 If you ignore the flag and just read the news stories, you can't tell whether you are reading the WSJ or the NY Times.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (2ap+5)

93 I shouldn't have the fish.

Posted by: James Bond in a reference no one will get because it's from Never Say Never Again at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (1wjle)

94 What's next? Exploding boxes of Tuna Helper??

Posted by: dantesed at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (Oy/m2)

95 Both Jorma and Jack were State Department kids in DC. Then they both moved to SF and became famous.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (n17eQ)

96
That they'll own Hormuz and be allowed to take tolls from the rest of the world forever. All Trump's fault, etc

Go back and get a shitload of dimes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (Cqx++)

97 I was listening to a WSJ podcast and they were selling hard that Iran is in a stronger position than they were before this war and that they are winning.

Two months from now people will be going "Straits of what?" and only remember vaguely that the news was stupid and wrong, again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (PYyV9)
_____

"Tell us about it"

-- The two retards in MN killed by ICE

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

98 67 They hate these cans!

They're defective!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 03:48 PM (DgMqy)

99 I really have to reach back in my memory... but IIRC I believe this is true - During the Iran/Iraq war in the 1980s the Iranians sent unarmed kids through minefields to clear the mines.... the Mullahs have a long tradition of throwing kids into the meatgrinder of war

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:48 PM (xT8gx)

100 80 Creedence is terrible, by the way.
___

Some parts of some of their songs are ok
____

Tom Fogerty, who created the sound of CCR, left the band to go solo and CCR sued him because his solo work sounded too much like CCR. They of course, won their suit.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 03:48 PM (Dv3i1)

101 Trump Always Chicken of the Seas Out

No? Ok

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:48 PM (HyaXg)

102 Mmmm tuna melt

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 26, 2026 03:48 PM (Kt19C)

103 A squad of 12 y.os standing on a street corner, armed with Kalashnikovs.

A near-limitless supply of orphaned slaves of the state awaiting death, while the leadership scurry from one rat hole to another.

Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2026 03:48 PM (rj6Yv)

104 We might win faster if they just played Hotel California on repeat across their airwaves.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 03:49 PM (n5tGW)

105 This is just a brilliant marketing device for Jorma Kaukonen to re-introduce his band Hot Tuna to a whole new Persian audience.

Canned Heat would be a better choice.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)

106 I just checked the pantry yesterday in preparing for a grocery order/delivery. Why does a can of tuna say "this side towards enemy"?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 26, 2026 03:49 PM (gm9Sb)

107 I like on X how Iran is doing so much winning their defenders are building "what-ifs" where the US loses.

Current one I saw was, how Iran was going to booby-trap and mine Karg Island and garrison 1000s of soldiers there who will slaughter the Marines if they dare land.

Or we could, you know, blockade the island and wait them out until they starve ....

TACO!!! nO pLAn!!! Squawk, squawk!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2026 03:50 PM (HXT0k)

108 Well mother don't you stop prayin'
Father keep right on prayin'
Don't you stop prayin' for this old world is almost done
Keep your lamps trimmed and burning
Keep your lamps trimmed and burning
Keep your lamps trimmed and burning
For this old world is almost done...

Posted by: Hot Tuna at March 26, 2026 03:50 PM (ej+CS)

109
achmed: what's this?
hadji: some tuna. supposed to be good for you
achmed: you try it?
hadji: I'm not gonna try it, you try it
achmed: I'm not gonna try it
hadji: let's get mohammed to try it
achmed: yeah! he won't eat it, he hates everything!
hadji: He likes it! hey mohammed!
achmed: aw man, he blew up! Hey mohammed!

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 03:50 PM (ZxPkt)

110 Canned Heat would be a better choice.
-----------------
One hit wonder.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 03:50 PM (n17eQ)

111 >>>Tom Fogerty, who created the sound of CCR, left the band to go solo and CCR sued him because his solo work sounded too much like CCR. They of course, won their suit.

john fogerty.

and the band didn't sue, whoever owned the rights to the song sued. And I don't know if they won or lost, but eventually, maybe on appeal, he won. (or "won," because lawsuits are grueling.) He set a precedent that you cannot be sued for plagiarism just for sounding *like yourself.(

Posted by: James Bond in a reference no one will get because it's from Never Say Never Again at March 26, 2026 03:50 PM (1wjle)

112 . Why does a can of tuna say "this side towards enemy"?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 26, 2026 03:49 PM (gm9Sb)

I love this place

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (HyaXg)

113 I really have to reach back in my memory... but IIRC I believe this is true - During the Iran/Iraq war in the 1980s the Iranians sent unarmed kids through minefields to clear the mines.... the Mullahs have a long tradition of throwing kids into the meatgrinder of war

They absolutely did. However, they also gave the kids a blanket to wear into the minefield so that when they were blown to bits, it would be easier and less traumatic for the others to retrieve the bits of their friends. The mullahs were considerate that way.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (Riz8t)

114 Using kids for cannon fodder is an Iranian tradition. The mullahs had children march across mine fields to clear them during the Iran-Iraq War. And had unarmed boys attack Iraqi machine guns in trenches. Nice people.

Posted by: Martin Tell at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (sFNX2)

115
Seems cruel to sink all the guy's ships before sinking him.

Posted by: Auspex at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (Y8DZL)

116 Do you wonder if Israel does this because it's actually effective or purely for PsyOps to make their enemies be scared of anything and everything?

I'm sure the answer is both.

Posted by: Leupold at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (eIzlH)

117 Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:48 PM (HyaXg)

That was funny. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (rZCVI)

118 Warning to IRGC! Avoid tuna cans playing the song "Burning Down The House" when you are served out your rations.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (kAwT5)

119 achmed: what's this?
hadji: some tuna. supposed to be good for you
achmed: you try it?
hadji: I'm not gonna try it, you try it
achmed: I'm not gonna try it
hadji: let's get mohammed to try it
achmed: yeah! he won't eat it, he hates everything!
hadji: He likes it! hey mohammed!
achmed: aw man, he blew up! Hey mohammed!
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 03:50 PM (ZxPkt)

Perfect spin on an old classic. Nicely done.

My brain had the full beards and everything in the image.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

120 I just noticed in the content that ace called the Eagles overrated soft-rock clowns!

I must disagree, Sir... The Eagles were a top-tier, legendary band

But what do I know, I'm just another anonymous pamphleteer...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (xT8gx)

121 Did they drop those little jars of mayo too?

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 03:52 PM (UjdFS)

122 My memory is a bit hazy, but didn't Iran have child soldiers during the Iran-Iraq war?

I think they gave them plastic "keys to Paradise" and they were sent to clear out mine fields or something to that effect.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 03:52 PM (ESVrU)

123 85 A reference above to Candance Owens hoohah should be out of bounds! Yellow flag... 15 yard penalty
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

John Fogerty of Creedence wrote a lesser known song about it. "I Fear a Bad Smell Arising."

Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 03:52 PM (E4rtv)

124 Canned Heat were a filthy blues band. Great stuff.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:52 PM (W7FsI)

125 >>>I must disagree, Sir... The Eagles were a top-tier, legendary band

i mostly meant the rapist don henely and the jerkoff Glen Frey.

I liked don felder and Joe Wash, of course. and I like some of their songs.

but i hate henley and frey. they're real assholes and complete leftwing jerkoffs to boot

Posted by: James Bond in a reference no one will get because it's from Never Say Never Again at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (1wjle)

126 Any jokes about canned chili yet?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (n5tGW)

127 CHICKEN OF THE C-4~~!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (diia5)

128
Current one I saw was, how Iran was going to booby-trap and mine Karg Island and garrison 1000s of soldiers there who will slaughter the Marines if they dare land.

They really don't get the whole modern way of war at all, do they.

IRGC: I know, instead of dispersing and hunkering down, we'll concentrate everyone in a small area so that the enemy knows exactly where they are. It can't lose!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (Riz8t)

129 "Tell us about it"

-- The two retards in MN killed by ICE
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

I think they receive leftist martyrdom Saturday during 'No King's Day' celebrations funded by whoever.

"Totally worth it!" - Rachel Corrie

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (Sco7b)

130 StarKist... now with Xtra 'Splodey!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (DgMqy)

131 Just more crimes from this criminal regime.

Barbarians. Their last day cannot come soon enough.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (RIvkX)

132 Houthis on one side and the Mullahs on the other. Plan could work. Next dem president will sign off on it as reparations

Posted by: Accomack at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (FqNtp)

133 79 I love tuna fish salad sandwiches, but is it better with celery, sweet pickle or dill pickle? It's a tough choice.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Fbc0I)

Dill pickle. Sweet is just ghastly. And chopped up boiled egg, with salt, pepper, garlic/onion powder and a hint of cayenne. Tony Chachere's would also work.

Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (wLjpr)

134 When I was in the army and was trained in the use of claymore mines, I never looked at a claymore and thought: Hey that looks like a can of tuna!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (xT8gx)

135 >>I must disagree, Sir... The Eagles were a top-tier, legendary band

I can't stand that era of California Sound.

I prefer Carl Perkins.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:54 PM (W7FsI)

136
but i hate henley and frey. they're real assholes and complete leftwing jerkoffs to boot
Posted by: James Bond in a reference no one will get because it's from Never Say Never Again at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (1wjle)

While I'm sure he still votes left, Frey is dead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

137 The move comes despite Iran's commitments under the Convention on the Rights of the Child, which prohibits the use of children in military activities.

Age is just a number, bigots!

Posted by: Tranny bodega rapist at March 26, 2026 03:54 PM (TbWk/)

138 127 CHICKEN OF THE C-4~~!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (diia5)

Okay, you win!

Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 03:54 PM (wLjpr)

139 I really have to reach back in my memory... but IIRC I believe this is true - During the Iran/Iraq war in the 1980s the Iranians sent unarmed kids through minefields to clear the mines.... the Mullahs have a long tradition of throwing kids into the meatgrinder of war

Correct...there are interviews with Iraqi officers after the war who watched wave after wave of iranian children being mowed down with MG fire during their human wave attacks that the machine gunners and officers had nervous breakdowns from killing so many iranian children.

Posted by: Keep Shooting Until They Change Shape Or Catch Fire at March 26, 2026 03:54 PM (ej+CS)

140 This is just a brilliant marketing device for Jorma Kaukonen to re-introduce his band Hot Tuna to a whole new Persian audience.

Canned Heat would be a better choice.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)
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A Tuna Christmas.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (60TZk)

141 Israel is just messing with these guys heads now.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (KwZYR)

142 Any jokes about canned chili yet?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
........

They only drop those in the Hormel straight.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (UjdFS)

143 Explosive Flavor

Damn

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (DgMqy)

144 CHICKEN OF THE C-4~~!!

The commercial has Charlie playing golf.

"Chicken of the Sea! FORE!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

145 >>CHICKEN OF THE C-4~~!!

Close her up. We have a winner.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (W7FsI)

146 The "tuna cans" kind of look like cluster bomb sub-munitions to me. Unexploded Ordnance, in other words.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (wLsnt)

147 i've said this before but the History of Eagles parts 1 and 2 are a must-watch. The doc was produced by the Eagles -- meaning, glenn frey and Don henley -- but it nevertheless reveals them as the most monstrous, controlling narcissists and bastards. I wonder what was left on the cutting room floor!

(Probably Don Henley's rape of a child.)

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (1wjle)

148 Iran and Iraq both used children for various tasks, mine collection one of them

Iran and Iraq gassed the hell out of each other as well. Mostly Nerve gas supplied to both sides by the soviets and chinese

Posted by: Desinex at March 26, 2026 03:56 PM (jrgJz)

149 Israel Packs Explosives Into Canned Tuna Intended for Revolutionary Guards Forces, Kills At Least Five

The lawyerese in that recall notice is going to be something to behold.

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 03:56 PM (I0x/R)

150 I am guessing the 10 boats were to show Trump that they were negotiating with the actual people in power, because we've basically killed so many in iran's winning.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 03:56 PM (n5tGW)

151
(Probably Don Henley's rape of a child.)
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (1wjle)

He didn't mean it, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

152 Canned Heat would be a better choice.
-----------------
One hit wonder.

Incorrect.
1) On The Road Again
2) Going Up The Country

Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 03:56 PM (Riz8t)

153 @111 - you are correct, sir. Thanks for clearing that up.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 03:57 PM (Dv3i1)

154 boom tuna in a can >> Prince Albert in a can

Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 26, 2026 03:57 PM (5bSVK)

155 Know who else recruited young men to defend the homeland?

Posted by: I gotta ask at March 26, 2026 03:57 PM (Co4qK)

156 Live Canned Heat is some good shit. Not lying.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:57 PM (W7FsI)

157 I made tuna, veggies, and noodles. It did not blow up. It was very good though.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2026 03:57 PM (sAmhv)

158 Canned Heat were a filthy blues band. Great stuff.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:52 PM (W7FsI)

I requested them on K Rock one night in the 80's and they were like "dude really?"

But they played it

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:57 PM (HyaXg)

159 KABOOM(TM) brand tuna...

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (ESVrU)

160 I knew there was mercury in the tuna, but not that it was fulminated.

Posted by: Tuna go boom at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (TbWk/)

161 I made tuna, veggies, and noodles. It did not blow up. It was very good though.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2026 03:57 PM (sAmhv)

Did not blow up, yet.........There's still digestion to come.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

162 You'd better let him out!!

Posted by: Just the punchline at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (Co4qK)

163 but i hate henley and frey. they're real assholes and complete leftwing jerkoffs to boot
Posted by: James Bond in a reference no one will get because it's from Never Say Never Again at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (1wjle)

While I'm sure he still votes left, Frey is dead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

I watched a documentary at one point in time and I came away with the opinion that Glen Frey was a real dick... he would mercilessly whale away at Felder (and other band members); on one occasion they were arguing on stage DURING a concert and almost came to blows backstage afterwards. He was a real control freak... but no denying the songwriting talent

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (xT8gx)

164
I like the contrast. Islamic murderers using indiscriminate pressure-cooker IEDs to kill any Jews or other infidels they can find and Israel using sophisticated explosives smuggled into to target specific malefactors.

Couldn't highlight the differences between the Western world and the backwards demon-worshippers any better.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:41 PM (zjgNU)

A couple of days ago, some Iranian cocksucker mullah was whining about how the Americans and Joos won't come down and fight face to face, like men.

Reminds me of Pappy Boyington flying against the Japanese. They got on the radio once and in perfect English and procedure asked for his position (trying to set him up for an ambush). He gave them the position, but altered so that Pappy and his pilots could themselves spring an ambush. Next day, the Japs tried again, but he couldn't resist laughing. The Jap intel officer got frustrated and told him "well, why don't you come down here, tough guy?"

Pappy did. Flew down alone and strafed the shit out of the airfield, and transmitted "Okay, I came down to you. Why don't you come up to meet ME." The Japs declined.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (y9nCu)

165 152 Canned Heat would be a better choice.
-----------------
One hit wonder.

Incorrect.
1) On The Road Again
2) Going Up The Country
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Willy Nelson wrote On The Road Again.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (n17eQ)

166 Or, Willie Nelson.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

167 Wait until they deploy the boobytrapped goats...
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (YwEeS)

They are deployed, but Mossad made one mistake;
They inserted the detonators 4 inches inside the goats.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 03:59 PM (zafwz)

168 This account, which seems to be an Iranian propaganda site, accidentally confirms the attack, even though they make up stories about US and Israeli warplanes "dropping" the cans of explosive tuna on to poor civilians.

The Geneva Convention specifically prohibits the use of tuna-based munitions.

Sorry Charlie. It's a war crime.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 03:59 PM (fhCge)

169 128
IRGC: I know, instead of dispersing and hunkering down, we'll concentrate everyone in a small area so that the enemy knows exactly where they are. It can't lose!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (Riz8t)

======

Well, I mean...look at their leadership.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (gYVzu)

170 I'd love to hear what the left thinks about the child warriors Iran is shoving out the door. Where, exactly, are these kids expected to fight?

I suspect the mullahs will turn the kids loose on the public long before they're used elsewhere.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (AkEZC)

171 CHICKEN OF THE C-4~~!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop

Bastard too good

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (HyaXg)

172 166 Or, Willie Nelson.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:59

That's the middle one.

Posted by: Just the punchline at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (Co4qK)

173 Man, I had a rough day and I hate the fuckin' Eagles!

Posted by: The Dude at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (60TZk)

174 147 i've said this before but the History of Eagles parts 1 and 2 are a must-watch. The doc was produced by the Eagles -- meaning, glenn frey and Don henley -- but it nevertheless reveals them as the most monstrous, controlling narcissists and bastards. I wonder what was left on the cutting room floor!

(Probably Don Henley's rape of a child.)

Posted by: ace

Heh! I watched that too. Thought it was well done. Pretty much what I thought too. What surprised me about it was that Glenn Frey was WORSE than Don Henley. I wasn't expecting that.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (sAmhv)

175 I did not know Don Henley raped a child. Not surprised... many of these rock stars are/were complete degenerates...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (xT8gx)

176 I don't watch MSM.

Are they really saying that we're losing the war to a bunch of gay cosplay goat fuckers?

Posted by: MJ at March 26, 2026 04:01 PM (XOmY9)

177 A couple of days ago, some Iranian cocksucker mullah was whining about how the Americans and Joos won't come down and fight face to face, like men.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (y9nCu)
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If you are engaged in a "fair fight" during war, you are doing it wrong.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:01 PM (ESVrU)

178

That's the middle one.
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (Co4qK)

I thought you were confusing Willie Nelson with is cousin, Willy Nilly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

179 159 KABOOM(TM) brand tuna...

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (ESVrU)

++++

LOL. The horde is a laugh riot today with the tuna can blow-up jokes.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2026 04:01 PM (xjfHr)

180 New IRCG militia rule: "You may not take your teddy bear to work at check points"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 04:02 PM (AfHQU)

181 Are they really saying that we're losing the war to a bunch of gay cosplay goat fuckers?

Posted by: MJ at March 26, 2026 04:01 PM (XOmY9)

All they want to do is win any given news cycle. Nothing else matters to them as long as it helps destroy the country.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 04:02 PM (HyaXg)

182 You won't like me when I'm fulminated.

Posted by: mercury at March 26, 2026 04:02 PM (fV+MH)

183 I trash The Economist whenever I can because they enjoy an unreasonably positive reputation with my kids.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 04:02 PM (RIvkX)

184 Well, I mean...look at their leadership.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (gYVzu)
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I would, but it's scattered all over the place...on the walls, floor, ceiling--oh, look! Some of it splattered outside!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:02 PM (ESVrU)

185 170 I'd love to hear what the left thinks about the child warriors Iran is shoving out the door. Where, exactly, are these kids expected to fight?

I suspect the mullahs will turn the kids loose on the public long before they're used elsewhere.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM

======

Any tactics to fight imperialism are just and good. These children would rather die gloriously to defeat Trump, the Orange Man, rather than live under a monarchy that only exists because the Orange Man deemed it so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (gYVzu)

186 If you are engaged in a "fair fight" during war, you are doing it wrong.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:01 PM (ESVrU)

Remember how America had 19 fleet carriers at the Battle for Okinawa while Japan only had one left?

Unfairness is how we won that war.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (fhCge)

187 ----
I would, but it's scattered all over the place...on the walls, floor, ceiling--oh, look! Some of it splattered outside!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:02 PM (ESVrU)

Glidden. Wall to wall coverage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

188 Two songs entitled On the Road Again.

Canned Heat: https://is.gd/HPHctt

Willie Nelson: https://is.gd/LMIeTR

Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)

189 CHICKEN OF THE C-4~~!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop

Very good. You deserve a bonus for whatever you normally get for your jokes on here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (PFs9e)

190 I missed the concert at the Warehouse when The de'Moralizers opened for Can of Whoop Ass in summer of '70. Epic

Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 04:04 PM (ehY6c)

191 Imagine the causalities had the Israelis spammed texts and emails filled with tuna melt recipes 48 hours beforehand.

Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2026 04:04 PM (rj6Yv)

192 pallets of tuna > pallets of cash

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 04:04 PM (UjdFS)

193 I remember a longshit time ago when we used to say Democrats were on the side of terrorists and they would cry that no, they only cared about America and muh freedoms.

No we were right they were definitely actually only on the side of terrorists.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (HyaXg)

194 171 CHICKEN OF THE C-4~~!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop

Lol. Thanks.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (Sco7b)

195 Next up - canned southwest taco bowls from Chipotle...talk about explosive!

Posted by: Boswell at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (j10i6)

196
Johnhadi Tremain!

Posted by: Auspex at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (Y8DZL)

197 Two songs entitled On the Road Again.

Canned Heat: https://is.gd/HPHctt

Willie Nelson: https://is.gd/LMIeTR
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)

Unpossible. There's no way two songs can have the same name. It's just crazytalk.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

198 Most things can be weapons.

I remember 1985, 86, 87 when Russia was accused of dropping toys and other objects that could explode in the hands of Afghans, especially children.

Ukraine has been accused of such in its war with Russia.

There have been child soldiers in all the Great Wars; unfortunately in so very many wars.

Vietnam with its trip bombs & other weapons with women & children engaged in fighting.

Even now, Africa accounts for approximately 40% of the world’s child soldiers, with tens of thousands of boys and girls recruited by armed groups and government forces in nations like South Sudan, the Central African Republic, and the Democratic Republic of Congo. Often abducted or driven by poverty, these children serve as combatants, messengers, and lookouts. (AI Overview)

Warriors are one thing, children and other innocents: no, never. 😭

Just me.

Posted by: L - No nic at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (NFX2v)

199 144 "Chicken of the Sea! FORE!!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM

A chicken playing a links course????

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (WsJuq)

200 The 12-year old recruits is just one more example of what countries turn to when they are really desperate.

But when will we start sending arms to the Iranian people?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (AlhUl)

201
Islamic Occupier state TV reported on the recruitment of children as young as 12 to be "Defenders of the Homeland."

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I don't think 12 year olds are being "recruited." They're being made to do it.

Exploding tuna -- if real, maybe the IRGC is forcing civilians to open the cans. Like having a food taster.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (lsrsS)

202 186 Remember how America had 19 fleet carriers at the Battle for Okinawa while Japan only had one left?

Unfairness is how we won that war.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (fhCge)

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Wars are terrible and should be fought as rarely as possible.

Also, because wars are terrible, we must implement rules that makes wars always last forever without real goals and constant worry about proportionality so that the misery can last for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (gYVzu)

203 Very good. You deserve a bonus for whatever you normally get for your jokes on here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (PFs9e)

+++++

LOL, Fenelon. It was funny.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (xjfHr)

204
What surprised me about it was that Glenn Frey was WORSE than Don Henley. I wasn't expecting that.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (sAmhv)

If memory serves, Frey basically fired Felder because the Eagles were playing an Alan Cranston fund raiser and Felder had the audacity to mention that it'd probably be better not to mix music with politics. At least, that's the way I remember it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (y9nCu)

205 Isn't arming food tins on the Geneva Convention Checklist?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (wBaIH)

206 New Can In Town

Posted by: Tunagles at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (qUkBO)

207 193 I remember a longshit time ago when we used to say Democrats were on the side of terrorists and they would cry that no, they only cared about America and muh freedoms.

No we were right they were definitely actually only on the side of terrorists.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (HyaXg)

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Conservatives are the American Taliban because we oppose abortion, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (gYVzu)

208 183 I trash The Economist whenever I can because they enjoy an unreasonably positive reputation with my kids.
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They were something around the early 70s and then became what they are - shit heads.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (n17eQ)

209 If a can of tuna dropped from an airplane happened to hit you in the head, well that's just bad luck.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS)

210 Funny thing about documentaries on the Eagles... they were constantly feuding and arguing because Frey and Henley were such dicks... but Joe Walsh always got along with everybody because he was constantly high/drunk... and apparently he's a friendly drunk and is constitutionally incapable of being argumentative.... I laugh when I watch interviews with the guy because he seems likeable but its clear that about half his brain cells have been fried... (not "frey'd" heh)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (xT8gx)

211 >Are they really saying that we're losing the war to a bunch of gay cosplay goat fuckers?
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same as when Cronkite pronounced the war in Vietnam as 'unwinnable'

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (ZxPkt)

212 Wondering now if the chy knees used a tuna can IED at MacDill. The male of the duet escaped back to chy na.

Since chy na is helping Iran, I'd like all flights in and out of chy na stopped, please President Trump.

Read that Putin is sending drones to Iran, after sending 1000 to the Youcrane. I would think he did not have many to spare.

Obviously I know nothing except that I am thankful the chy nee IED did not work at MacDill.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (WONhk)

213 If the Iranians just embraced Veganism, they'd have nothing to worry about. But, they are content to murder fish.

Posted by: Orson at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (dIske)

214 That Life cereal ad never made sense to me. The kids aren't sure they want to eat the new cereal so their solution is to... give it to Mikey, the kid who hates everything. Why would you do that??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV9)

215
"As God as my witness, I thought tuna could fly."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

216 206 New Can In Town

Charlie Come Lately?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (DgMqy)

217 But when will we start sending arms to the Iranian people?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (AlhUl)

Some of us don't have that option!

*sniff*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (fhCge)

218 The 12-year old recruits is just one more example of what countries turn to when they are really desperate.

No - Iran has 95 million people, after all.

The Iranian government wants dead 12-year-olds so that they can say that we are killing children.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (n1OCj)

219 So if explosives were found in the tuna cans, did OrangeManBad misplace tuna into all those bombs?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (gLikB)

220 211 >Are they really saying that we're losing the war to a bunch of gay cosplay goat fuckers?
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same as when Cronkite pronounced the war in Vietnam as 'unwinnable'

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (ZxPkt)

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All Iran has is the psyops war trying to convince America to stop punching them in the face because it's immoral.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (gYVzu)

221 I'd mix in a little bacon fat just to add the Pershing touch.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (58P09)

222 Very good. You deserve a bonus for whatever you normally get for your jokes on here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
......

maybe some assorted canned food?

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (UjdFS)

223 ThE nAzIs UsEd ChIlD sOlDiErS jUsT bEfOrE tHeY wOn!

Posted by: tHe EcOnOmIsT at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (qUkBO)

224 That Life cereal ad never made sense to me. The kids aren't sure they want to eat the new cereal so their solution is to... give it to Mikey, the kid who hates everything. Why would you do that??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV9)
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My mom bought Life cereal once and only once.

None of us kids liked it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:09 PM (ESVrU)

225 I think the Israelis should name another canned or boxed every week that they placed explosives in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 04:09 PM (PFs9e)

226 Joe Walsh - Life's been good to me so far.. yeah, yeah, yeah

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:09 PM (xT8gx)

227 I've never understood why they don't make all the garbage bag wearing ladies into s bombers.

Posted by: MJ at March 26, 2026 04:09 PM (XOmY9)

228 209 If a can of tuna dropped from an airplane happened to hit you in the head, well that's just bad luck.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS)
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As God is my witness, I thought tuna could fly.

Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (G0vdT)

229 None of us kids liked it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:09 PM (ESVrU)

You can call me Mikey. I liked Life cereal

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (xT8gx)

230 All Iran has is the psyops war trying to convince America to stop punching them in the face because it's immoral.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (gYVzu)
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Unfortunately, they have the worldwide Dem/Media complex on their side, which does give them a significant boost, if not an advantage.

They just have to outlast President Trump to declare victory.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (ESVrU)

231 The Economist sounds like it written by a bunch off window lickers.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (WsJuq)

232 Funny thing about documentaries on the Eagles... they were constantly feuding and arguing because Frey and Henley were such dicks... but Joe Walsh always got along with everybody because he was constantly high/drunk... and apparently he's a friendly drunk and is constitutionally incapable of being argumentative.... I laugh when I watch interviews with the guy because he seems likeable but its clear that about half his brain cells have been fried... (not "frey'd" heh)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (xT8gx)
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He's just a knucklehead.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (60TZk)

233 Anybody on a Pixel phone? After an update I can't read this website, the margins are totally fucked. When I search how to fix I just get advice about "zooming in."

Posted by: Max Power at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (Hucnr)

234 I've never understood why they don't make all the garbage bag wearing ladies into s bombers.

Posted by: MJ at March 26, 2026 04:09 PM (XOmY9)
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They need them as brood sows to pump out more jihadists.

That's their only purpose in life, according to Islam.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:11 PM (ESVrU)

235 "That Life cereal ad never made sense to me. The kids aren't sure they want to eat the new cereal so their solution is to... give it to Mikey, the kid who hates everything. Why would you do that??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor "

Why does Flo sell so damn much insurance?

Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2026 04:11 PM (fV+MH)

236 You can call me Mikey. I liked Life cereal
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (xT8gx)

It was good but you had to a shit ton of sugar to it first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:11 PM (fhCge)

237 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV

Mikey didn't hate anything he was just very discriminating.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 04:12 PM (HyaXg)

238 You can call me Mikey. I liked Life cereal
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (xT8gx)
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Me, too. Sugar and oats. Another favorite is Rice Chex.

Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2026 04:12 PM (rj6Yv)

239 Life Cereal was pretty good. Not like the Captain Crunch Razor Blade stuff.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 04:12 PM (n17eQ)

240 My mom bought Life cereal once and only once.
None of us kids liked it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

The cinnamon version was pretty good. But you didn't dare let it sit otherwise it becomes a bowl of mush.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2026 04:12 PM (diia5)

241 "and the band didn't sue, whoever owned the rights to the song sued. And I don't know if they won or lost, but eventually, maybe on appeal, he won. (or "won," because lawsuits are grueling.)"

As I recall the circs, while still in CCR Foggerty sold rights to all his hits to manager/producer Zantz and after sobering up (somewhat) regretted it. After he went solo, for years he would not play any of the aforementioned hits. In his first solo album, Foggerty included a piece, "Vanz kant danz." Zantz sued for ldefamation and won. Zantz also sued for copyright violation for another song on that album, claiming it was a steal from "Run Through the Jungle," that Zantz owned by that time. Foggerty won that case.

Posted by: Martin Tell at March 26, 2026 04:13 PM (sFNX2)

242 That Life cereal ad never made sense to me. The kids aren't sure they want to eat the new cereal so their solution is to... give it to Mikey, the kid who hates everything. Why would you do that??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV9)
________

The background is that Life was marketed as "good for you," and the two kids assumed that meant it tasted like shit. So they fed it to Mikey because neither of them want to try it. The punchline is that if a kid who "hates everything" likes a healthy cereal, then it must taste great.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:13 PM (iFTx/)

243 but Joe Walsh always got along with everybody because he was constantly high/drunk...
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Kent State attendee!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 04:13 PM (Dv3i1)

244 A couple of days ago, some Iranian cocksucker mullah was whining about how the Americans and Joos won't come down and fight face to face, like men.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (y9nCu)

That's particularly hilarious because the entirety of Islamic history is a record of how they glorify backstabbing and treachery.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 04:14 PM (zjgNU)

245 >>I laugh when I watch interviews with the guy because he seems likeable but its clear that about half his brain cells have been fried

He's living a life of illusion.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 04:14 PM (viF8m)

246 Speaking of canned food, did they open up the Hormel straights yet?

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 04:14 PM (UjdFS)

247 The Cafe thread yesterday

7. Cafe! A raised glass to a nation of 8 million people that are giving their all to free 90 million.
Posted by: Ben Had

Glass raised 🍷

Posted by: L - No nic at March 26, 2026 04:14 PM (NFX2v)

248 Life Cereal was pretty good. Not like the Captain Crunch Razor Blade stuff.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 04:12 PM (n17eQ)

I LOVED Captain Crunch... so much so that I was willing to put up with the bloody mouth that came with eating it... I liked the peanut butter captain crunch even more

I don't wanna know how many bazillion grams of sugar were in those cereals...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:14 PM (xT8gx)

249 The background is that Life was marketed as "good for you," and the two kids assumed that meant it tasted like shit. So they fed it to Mikey because neither of them want to try it. The punchline is that if a kid who "hates everything" likes a healthy cereal, then it must taste great.

Good executive summary. My job here is done.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 26, 2026 04:15 PM (fhCge)

250 Was the tuna kosher?

Posted by: Rabbi Smelt at March 26, 2026 04:15 PM (7S15B)

251 I like how all the sugar you dumped on your cereal made it's way down to the bottom of the bowl to make a silky milky sugar slush.

Mmmmm! Mmmmm!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 04:15 PM (DgMqy)

252 I heard a rumor that Israeli-owned construction companies in Iran built explosives into most every mosque built over the decade or two.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 04:15 PM (yeRBj)

253 The background is that Life was marketed as "good for you," and the two kids assumed that meant it tasted like shit. So they fed it to Mikey because neither of them want to try it. The punchline is that if a kid who "hates everything" likes a healthy cereal, then it must taste great.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:13 PM (iFTx/)
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I think Kix had a better tagline: "Kid tested, mom approved." It also tasted better. Slightly sweet compared to most cereals, but not bad.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:15 PM (ESVrU)

254 225 I think the Israelis should name another canned or boxed every week that they placed explosives in.
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They should announce they have put bombs in the IRGC's toothpaste. They won't brush and will get gingivitis and, eventually, heart disease followed by eventual death. Play the long game.

Posted by: Dr. Dental at March 26, 2026 04:15 PM (qUkBO)

255 I LOVED Captain Crunch... so much so that I was willing to put up with the bloody mouth that came with eating it... I liked the peanut butter captain crunch even more

I don't wanna know how many bazillion grams of sugar were in those cereals...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:14 PM (xT8gx)
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Crunch Berries > Peanut Butter Crunch > Captain Crunch

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:16 PM (ESVrU)

256 I've never understood why they don't make all the garbage bag wearing ladies into s bombers.

Posted by: MJ at March 26, 2026 04:09 PM (XOmY9)
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They need them as brood sows to pump out more jihadists.

That's their only purpose in life, according to Islam.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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And Duncan Idaho clones.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 04:16 PM (/lPRQ)

257 (ok, ok, I had this ready to go)

OLD AND BUSTED: EXPLODING PAGERS
NEW HOTNESS: EXPLODING CANNED FOOD

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:16 PM (GD0B3)

258 The Hormel strait.... that's funny!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:16 PM (xT8gx)

259 @188: Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)
******
"Going Up the Country" by Canned Heat has always been one of my favorites.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 26, 2026 04:17 PM (dzD53)

260 Kix tasted like the cereal box

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 04:17 PM (HyaXg)

261 I really liked Honeycomb cereal there for a while.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 04:17 PM (n17eQ)

262 Do they have any birds that scream in Iran. Because hearing an eagle scream and then seeing some shit blow up would be terrifying.

Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (FhXTo)

263 The mullahs apparently haven't heard the age-old expression: All is fair in love and war... especially war

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (xT8gx)

264 Don Henley is circling around 12 year olds? since when is this news

Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (gKWVE)

265 On the subject of breakfast cereal marketing, the vast majority was not intended to convince kids that it tasted good. Most of the cereals of the day were so high in sugar and flavor additives they were basically sweet desserts. Kids ate it like candy. No need to convince them of anything.

The advertising was aimed at moms and tried to convince them the piles of sugar they set in front of their kids every day was actually good for them. Hence all the bullshit and hype about vitamins and minerals added to these cereals.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (iFTx/)

266 You can tell Iran is winning because they're eating canned food dropped by the enemy.

Posted by: CNN at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (UjdFS)

267 You know when you've added enough sugar when you can eat the milk with a fork.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (fhCge)

268 Hamas rigged children's toys and backpacks, btw.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (GD0B3)

269 "Going Up the Country" by Canned Heat has always been one of my favorites.
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Is it true that the guy that sings it is castrated?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (n17eQ)

270 The only rule of war is.... Win

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (xT8gx)

271 Weapons stash under every mosque, school and hospital in Iran. Lets go for broke and bomb them. Give no quarter for none shall be given. Maybe leaflet warning because we're the good guys.

Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (ehY6c)

272 Since we're now talking cereals...

Cocoa Pebbles or Fruity Pebbles?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (ESVrU)

273 (Probably Don Henley's rape of a child.)
Posted by: ace
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Dirty Laundry was Henley bitching at press coverage of that particular event. Including the kid ODing and the ambulance having to show up at his place.

Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (E4rtv)

274 Supposedly, we're now flying drones designed to look like eagles. I don't mean overrated soft-rock clowns, I mean the physical embodiment of American power.

No official comment...

Posted by: Taylor at March 26, 2026 04:19 PM (SVCFM)

275 I really liked Honeycomb cereal there for a while.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 04:17 PM (n17eQ)
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Nothing special for me, although it had a decent ad jingle.

Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2026 04:19 PM (rj6Yv)

276 According to our media, winning equals not getting paid for three pay periods, being gunned down by hoplophilic eagles, having your AWOL and deceased comrades replaced by children, and not being able to eat lunch for fear of having your shit explode due to something other than diarrhea all while not even having anyone to shoot back at.

Whereas your enemy is eating steak and lobster while wearing inflatable T-Rex outfits and dancing to Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult.

Posted by: Thatch at March 26, 2026 04:19 PM (AKhi9)

277 270 The only rule of war is.... Win

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (xT8gx)

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"You are a bad Christian. We must punish our side harsher than we fight the other side in order to make sure that we fight wars as humanely and softly as possible. If I put away 100 innocent soldiers to just get one who accidentally killed a child, then my job was done well."
-David French, former JAG officer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:19 PM (gYVzu)

278 You know when you've added enough sugar when you can eat the milk with a fork.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (fhCge)

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Apparently several of us attended the Calvin and Hobbes School of Cereal Cuisine.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:20 PM (ESVrU)

279 "Blowing Up The Country"

Posted by: Canned Heat at March 26, 2026 04:20 PM (qUkBO)

280 I love the smell of tuna in the morning. It smells like... victory.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 04:20 PM (HyaXg)

281 greaseman

https://youtu.be/6og0uLKOqAI

Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2026 04:20 PM (FhXTo)

282 "beautiful present." That present? They gave him eight boats filled with oil.

Then they decided that wasn't a nice enough gift so they gave him two more boats filled with oil.

I guess this is intended to be a bribe?

==

and he burned them on live TV!

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:20 PM (GD0B3)

283 Kix tasted like the cereal box

Seriously. I pretty much liked all cereal as a kid. Wheaties, Life, Captain Crunch, Corn Flakes, Cheerios, Rice Krispies, even Grape-nuts. Kix I never understood. Even with sugar, all the sugar did was enhance the nothingness of the flavor, and the texture was neither crunch nor soft.

Wasn’t there a peanut butter Kix at some point, though? I seem to recall that was decent.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 04:21 PM (EXyHK)

284 Is there a code for Fear of tuna cans?

I bet many despotic leaders are freaking out about all the ways they can be killed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 04:21 PM (OWEbr)

285 I loved Captain Crunch. Then sometimes my mom would buy Wheat Chex because my dad liked it. What the heck? Where's my candy in a bowl!

Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2026 04:21 PM (xjfHr)

286 I still have over 600 cans of sardines, sardine fillets, canned ham, canned turkey and tuna fish in my Armagheddon supply..

I'll remember this thread for awhile.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 04:21 PM (Sco7b)

287 Good executive summary. My job here is done.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 26, 2026 04:15 PM (fhCge)

I think not. Your job is to explain why it is funny.
By golly, I'm beginning to think you may not actually be Ben.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 04:21 PM (zafwz)

288 Do they have any birds that scream in Iran. Because hearing an eagle scream and then seeing some shit blow up would be terrifying.
Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (FhXTo)
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The "eagle scream" so beloved of movie sfx is actually a red-tailed hawk.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 04:21 PM (60TZk)

289 Then sometimes my mom would buy Wheat Chex because my dad liked it. What the heck? Where's my candy in a bowl!

Wheat Chex was the best of the Chex. But they were all good.

Of course, it helped to add brown sugar.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 04:22 PM (EXyHK)

290 Batter OUT!
Next batter up to the plate

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

291 What? No jokes about Kaboom cereal on this thread?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 04:22 PM (7RYym)

292 175 I did not know Don Henley raped a child. Not surprised... many of these rock stars are/were complete degenerates...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Possibly statutory rape but IIRC, the kid was 15 or 16 and doing drugs with Henley and another slightly older girl. Girl OD'ed. I think Henley wrote a letter in the early 90's describing the event that somehow leaked.

Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (E4rtv)

293 "it helped to add brown sugar"

How come it tasted so good?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (DgMqy)

294 Do they have any birds that scream in Iran? Not anymore.

Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (ehY6c)

295
kingsman,

I bet the mosques in our country are also loaded up with weapons and explosives.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (3ek7K)

296 I mean...this is all good news but I don't know if The Eagles are overrated. They're assholes but they pretty well earned their fame.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (xcxpd)

297 I like a good frosted flakes sugar high on occasion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (n5tGW)

298 No love for Cheerios, heathens.

Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (fV+MH)

299 A member, former and numerous times chair of the UN Human Right council is recruiting children to fight for the jihadi cause. perfect.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (GD0B3)

300 Count Chocula or Lucky Charms

But only if you saved all the marshmallows for last.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 04:24 PM (Sco7b)

301 As I recall the Don Henley rape thingy, he feed a bunch of ludes to a 15 year old ("I swear officer, I thought she was 18!") and did her. Afterwards, she was lounging by the pool when Henley just let the cops in. Not the brightest bulb. Henley did write a good song about it, slamming the media," Dirty Laundry," so there's that. I suppose Whoopee would say it was not rape-rape, but dang she was underage.

Posted by: Martin Tell at March 26, 2026 04:24 PM (sFNX2)

302 A member, former and numerous times chair of the UN Human Right council is recruiting children to fight for the jihadi cause. perfect.
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (GD0B3)
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Kinda sums up the UN.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 04:24 PM (60TZk)

303 298 No love for Cheerios, heathens.
Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (fV+MH)
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Honey Nut? Yep

Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (G0vdT)

304 A member, former and numerous times chair of the UN Human Right council is recruiting children to fight for the jihadi cause. perfect.

Didn't the last head honcho get busted for slavery?

One has to laugh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (fhCge)

305 So, which Iranian leader is next up for an Economist cover story?

Posted by: Israeli Targeting AI at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (SZbHY)

306 You can tell Iran is winning because they're eating canned food dropped by the enemy.
Posted by: CNN at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (UjdFS)

Winning is being forced by your enemies to eat only locally sourced fresh food from the produce aisle at Whole Foods or explode!

See, the IDF and America just wants you Healthy, Abdul!

Posted by: Boswell at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (j10i6)

307 > Tangsiri

For some reason my brain first suggested "transgirl" for this.

> CHICKEN OF THE C-4~~!!

Char-Kissed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (IG3/x)

308 298 No love for Cheerios, heathens.
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They give you atrocious bad breath.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (n17eQ)

309 Do they have any birds that scream in Iran. Because hearing an eagle scream and then seeing some shit blow up would be terrifying.
Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (FhXTo)
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The "eagle scream" so beloved of movie sfx is actually a red-tailed hawk.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 04:21 PM (60TZk)
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The true sound of eagles is a weak, impotent chirping like a tiny flower bird. It would not scare or intimidate anyone.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (iFTx/)

310 305 So, which Iranian leader is next up for an Economist cover story?
Posted by: Israeli Targeting AI at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (SZbHY)

Please be Hasan Piker....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (xcxpd)

311 My favorite cereal was discontinued in the early 70's. It was Kellogg's Concentrate. It came in this very small gold box and was one of first cereals to focus on health benefits of vitamins and nutrients. Oddly, it tasted really good, but was expensive.

The funny thing was that it had something like a cult following. A lot of people were upset when it disappeared. Kelloggs said it cost too much to produce, but sold really, really well.

Posted by: Orson at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (dIske)

312 So, which Iranian leader is next up for an Economist cover story?

==

Next one to hold an index finger up, is my guess.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (GD0B3)

313 I still have over 600 cans of sardines, sardine fillets, canned ham, canned turkey and tuna fish in my Armagheddon supply..

I'll remember this thread for awhile.
Posted by: Stateless

Maybe not that long depending where you got them from.

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (cMU4o)

314 307 > Tangsiri

For some reason my brain first suggested "transgirl" for this.

> CHICKEN OF THE C-4~~!!

Char-Kissed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (IG3/x)
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Bumble-BLAM!

Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (G0vdT)

315 Was it Phil Silvers who did the voice of Charlie the Tuna, or just somebody imitating Phil Silvers?

Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

316 The true sound of eagles is a weak, impotent chirping like a tiny flower bird. It would not scare or intimidate anyone.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (iFTx/)

I have bald eagles in my neighborhood. They are very whiny birds. Whiny.

Pretty though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (xcxpd)

317 I believe Henley didn't rape the 15 year old in that event. Because she ODed before any hanky panky could happen.
What it does suggest is that Henley had delivered drugs and "consensually" done whatever-deeds before that mishap, to other girls.
Who the hell gives drugs to 15 year olds? Is that just something we accept all men like to do? Maybe in Polanski's world. Well, that's Henley's world

Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (gKWVE)

318 I did not know Don Henley raped a child. Not surprised... many of these rock stars are/were complete degenerates...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Possibly statutory rape but IIRC, the kid was 15 or 16 and doing drugs with Henley and another slightly older girl. Girl OD'ed. I think Henley wrote a letter in the early 90's describing the event that somehow leaked.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (E4rtv)
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IIRC, Henley ordered some prostitutes and these girls showed up and they were all drugged out of their skulls.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

319 I used to go through of lucky charms after I poured a bowl and put extra charms in the bowl. My sister would be so pissed, because she'd just get the brown stuff and maybe a gold star.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 04:27 PM (n5tGW)

320 I remember when the Fat Guy in Canned Heat was on stage and given a hit of something from a girl in the audience and he dropped dead.

No narcan in those days.

Posted by: Canned Dead at March 26, 2026 04:28 PM (ej+CS)

321 The true sound of eagles is a weak, impotent chirping like a tiny flower bird. It would not scare or intimidate anyone.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (iFTx/)

That's why they use me fas voice-over for every raptor bird.
Even owls

Posted by: Redtail Hawk at March 26, 2026 04:28 PM (zafwz)

322 because she'd just get the brown stuff and maybe a gold star.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 04:27 PM (n5tGW)

She deserved a gold star for just getting the brown stuff...

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 04:29 PM (Sco7b)

323 IIRC, Henley ordered some prostitutes and these girls showed up and they were all drugged out of their skulls.

This is why you never order hookers online.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:29 PM (fhCge)

324 The true sound of eagles is a weak, impotent chirping like a tiny flower bird. It would not scare or intimidate anyone.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (iFTx/)

I have bald eagles in my neighborhood. They are very whiny birds. Whiny.

Pretty though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (xcxpd)
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Yea, super majestic too. Never saw one up close until I was snowmobiling in Montana. "Look, there's a bald eagle!" "Where?" I asked. "Right there!" "Where?" "THERE!"

I then realized the eagle was right there, but it was so yuge compared to birds I normally see that my mind didn't process it. Then it took off like a fucking dragon -- not all flappy flappy, but more like a big swoooosh.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:30 PM (iFTx/)

325 had a decent ad jingle.

Meatin beatin honeycomb

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 26, 2026 04:30 PM (Kt19C)

326 Frey also liked underage girls. He just didn't feed them drugs, so he escaped trouble of the Henley sort.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 04:30 PM (SZbHY)

327 This war, for which we didn't elect Trump, is fine and all as long as not a single Iranian is given asylum into this country. If anyone should be accepting asylum seekers it should be Israel or other countries in the ME.

Posted by: resist_we_much at March 26, 2026 04:31 PM (cpys8)

328 Maybe I'm the only one, but I always like Grape Nuts... not grape and not nuts, but they were very filling and I liked the taste and crunchiness

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:31 PM (xT8gx)

329 I then realized the eagle was right there, but it was so yuge compared to birds I normally see that my mind didn't process it. Then it took off like a fucking dragon -- not all flappy flappy, but more like a big swoooosh.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:30 PM (iFTx/)
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Turkey vultures are really big, too. Not as pretty, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 04:32 PM (60TZk)

330 Meet the Mets!

1 down, 161 to go.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 04:32 PM (viF8m)

331 IIRC, Henley ordered some prostitutes and these girls showed up and they were all drugged out of their skulls.

This is why you never order hookers online.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:29 PM (fhCge)

Try telling that to Charlie Harper!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:32 PM (xT8gx)

332 Maybe I'm the only one, but I always like Grape Nuts... not grape and not nuts, but they were very filling and I liked the taste and crunchiness
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:31 PM (xT8gx)
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Napoleon gave that mob a whiff of grape nuts.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 04:33 PM (60TZk)

333 323 IIRC, Henley ordered some prostitutes and these girls showed up and they were all drugged out of their skulls.

This is why you never order hookers online.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:29 PM (fhCge)
_________________________

TEMU hookers are the worst. One boob, and not anatomically correct, batteries not included, but on a positive note, they do your laundry. Cheap though.

Posted by: Orson at March 26, 2026 04:33 PM (dIske)

334 1 down, 161 to go.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 04:32 PM (viF8m)

The Pirates aren't exactly a juggernaut of competitiveness apparently...

Posted by: Boswell at March 26, 2026 04:35 PM (j10i6)

335 The best part of Honeycomb Cereal was knowing that kids like Ace were stuck with Kaboom.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 04:35 PM (W7FsI)

336 This war, for which we didn't elect Trump

===

to be honest, the war was started by Iran 47 years ago, you just pretended it was not going on

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:35 PM (GD0B3)

337 Like a lot of cereals, Life is better dry out of the box than in milk.

And yeah I like Grape Nuts too. That one does need milk

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 04:35 PM (PYyV9)

338 305 So, which Iranian leader is next up for an Economist cover story?

Posted by: Israeli Targeting AI

Tucker and Candace?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2026 04:36 PM (sAmhv)

339 sorry, was that a troll? WAZ I RESPONDING TO A TROLL?? fkng difficult to keep track of all the name changes

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:37 PM (GD0B3)

340 So Trump just pushed out his deadline to April 6th. I'm already seeing "TACO" X posts.

Oh brother, libs complain when Trump takes military action and then complain when he doesn't.

Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (G0vdT)

341 Boats of oil?

Like P Diddy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (zZu0s)

342 The Pirates aren't exactly a juggernaut of competitiveness apparently...
Posted by: Boswell at March 26, 2026 04:35 PM (j10i6)
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Paul Skenes not good enough for you?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (lIvnD)

343 >>The Pirates aren't exactly a juggernaut of competitiveness apparently...

They're actually supposed to be pretty decent this year. First year ever with a $100 million roster and arguably the best pitcher in the National League.

Who the Mets took down in the 1st inning with 5 runs.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (viF8m)

344 Maybe One of the Squad should go for some of these Iranian jobs that are available.

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (Ia/+0)

345 There was like a 3-4 second window, after you added milk, when Cinnamon Life was really good.

Then it just turned into pulpy mess.

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (W7FsI)

346 I used to care about MLB. Cubs fan... then the universe ended in 2016 when they won the World Series (after suffering the Bartman incident in 2003). After that, ironically, my passion kinda went away... I figured you can only win the lottery once... plus I'm a traditionalist and interleague play and now electronic replay checking the umpires and it all blows

I'll always have memories of Ryne Sandberg and the magical summer of 1984 (which also ended in heartbreak)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (xT8gx)

347 Costco has some good cereal.
Very high fiber stuff too.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (Sco7b)

348 330 Meet the Mets!

1 down, 161 to go.

Posted by: JackStraw

Pirates are in mid season form already!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2026 04:39 PM (sAmhv)

349 IIRC, Henley ordered some prostitutes and these girls showed up and they were all drugged out of their skulls.

This is why you never order hookers online.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
.......

Depends on whether you like them with teeth or not.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 04:39 PM (UjdFS)

350 Oh, and hey, Happy Greek Independence Day!

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:39 PM (GD0B3)

351 There's a Big Bear Lake live cam on YouTube of a couple of bald eagles in their nest. Jackie and Shadow take turns sitting on the two eggs high up in a pine tree. Camera 2 taken from a different angle shows just how high the nest is perched.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2026 04:40 PM (xjfHr)

352 The true sound of eagles is a weak, impotent chirping like a tiny flower bird. It would not scare or intimidate anyone.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (iFTx/)

That's why they use me fas voice-over for every raptor bird.
Even owls
Posted by: Redtail Hawk at March 26, 2026 04:28 PM (zafwz)

I love to see a Stuka shaped drone with the Jericho Tumpet siren

Posted by: Beartooth at March 26, 2026 04:40 PM (tYGL3)

353 That was a damn good World Series.

Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2026 04:40 PM (fV+MH)

354 This is why you never order hookers online.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
.......

Depends on whether you like them with teeth or not.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 04:39 PM (UjdFS)

I immediately pictured Jesse's hooker "girlfriend" in Breaking Bad... that methhead broad was disgusting...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:40 PM (xT8gx)

355 " First year ever with a $100 million roster and arguably the best pitcher in the National League."

Heh, that's the Dodgers bat boy contract...

Posted by: Boswell at March 26, 2026 04:40 PM (j10i6)

356 345 There was like a 3-4 second window, after you added milk, when Cinnamon Life was really good.

Then it just turned into pulpy mess.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (W7FsI)
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Same for Raisin Bran which is why I prefer the "Crunch" version.

Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2026 04:41 PM (G0vdT)

357 I saw Canned Tuna open for the Ham & Eggers back in 95 at the Brazzerie.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 04:41 PM (Fbc0I)

358 Independence from the Ottomans I might add. Katarameni Tourki!!

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:41 PM (GD0B3)

359 64 This is just a brilliant marketing device for Jorma Kaukonen to re-introduce his band Hot Tuna to a whole new Persian audience.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (kAwT5

And you tell me over and over again my friend
We're on the eve of destruction.

Alt
Calling all survivors of the visionary school.
Calling all the witnesses trying to tell the truth.

Posted by: Reforger at March 26, 2026 04:41 PM (xrmkX)

360 Maybe they were cans of surstromming?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 26, 2026 04:42 PM (93YsA)

361 Same for Raisin Bran which is why I prefer the "Crunch" version.
Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2026 04:41 PM (G0vdT)

All thanks to Clark Griswold's non-nutritive cereal varnish.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 26, 2026 04:43 PM (PSEDc)

362 353 That was a damn good World Series.

Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2026 04:40 PM (fV+MH)

Broke Canadian hearts so yes, yes it was.

I like LA because of Ohtani and the Yankees because of Judge.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 04:43 PM (Sco7b)

363 Those "tuna" cans look a lot like unexploded cluster munitions.

Posted by: scruboak at March 26, 2026 04:43 PM (jQpx0)

364
That Life cereal ad never made sense to me. The kids aren't sure they want to eat the new cereal so their solution is to... give it to Mikey, the kid who hates everything. Why would you do that??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM

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Nobody liked it. Insipid and weird. That the fictional little Mikey in the commercial was such a mutant throwback that he wolfed the stuff down made plausible the false story years later that same child actor ate so many Pop Rocks that he burst and died.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2026 04:43 PM (mS8PE)

365 I never liked Henley, nor a lot of the Eagles music (I do like a few songs).

That said, it bums me out about Frey.

So I guess I'll take a nap in my post viral war. Yesterday I felt great! Today I am dragging. Thanks for those on the ONT the other night who made some energy restorations with nutrition.

I guess I'm in for an up and down energy for another week or so. I blame chy na for this, too.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 04:44 PM (WONhk)

366 Those "tuna" cans look a lot like unexploded cluster munitions.
Posted by: scruboak

They only look like tuna cans if you've never seen a tuna can.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 26, 2026 04:44 PM (a+4eV)

367 >>>>>>Turkey vultures are really big, too. Not as pretty, though.
********
Bald eagles are pretty much vultures dressed for the prom.

Posted by: Cosda at March 26, 2026 04:44 PM (WmJ2H)

368 I'mangry enough without going to the

NOOD.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 04:45 PM (Sco7b)

369 Wiki coverage of Henley,

Henley was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor and drug possession, eventually pleading no contest, receiving a $2,500 fine, and serving two years of probation.

While Henley claimed he did not know the girl's age and had no sexual contact with her, the incident involved a prostitute who had overdosed, leading to a media frenzy.

Incident Date: November 20-21, 1980
Charges: Contributing to the delinquency of a minor, possession of cocaine, Quaaludes, and marijuana
Outcome: Two years probation, $2,500 fine, drug diversion program

Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 04:45 PM (E4rtv)

370 I immediately pictured Jesse's hooker "girlfriend" in Breaking Bad... that methhead broad was disgusting...
____

When Walter watched her choke on her own vomit and not helping while Jessie was lying next to her in a drugged stupor (and closing off another off-ramp for Jessie) was a turning point in the audience's ability to put up with Walter's actions in his downward spiral into ruthless criminal.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 04:46 PM (Dv3i1)

371 Loved the Eagles - actually saw them at the Sphere. Excellent concert. They have 2 of 3 biggest selling albums.

Frey was an asshole. Henley is a pretentious twat.

But the music is solid.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 26, 2026 04:46 PM (GZYu7)

372 and he burned them on live TV!
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:20 PM (GD0B3)

That is what you are supposed to do with potlach gifts

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 04:58 PM (rbvCR)

373

Almost 400 comments, in no Lebowski reference. I has sad

Posted by: imp at March 26, 2026 05:09 PM (g6TN6)

374 Original drones did look like members of the Eagles, but Americans, Israelis, and IRGC soldiers all kept firing at the Don Henley drone.

Posted by: Wally at March 26, 2026 05:31 PM (KvulR)

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