The Week in Woke

Remember when Biden assigned Trump a bunch of fat 5'1" housefraus as his Secret Service "protection" detail during a very heated presidential campaign?

Remember how we all thought, "When Trump wins, I hope he assigns the Bidens the same D-List Dregs"?

Well... Promise Made, Promise Kept.

A U.S. Secret Service agent accidentally shot himself Friday morning while on duty during a security detail for former first lady Jill Biden at Philadelphia International Airport, according to officials and local reports.
The incident unfolded around 8:30 a.m. as agents were assisting with movement through the airport, a heavily trafficked hub at that hour. Authorities said the agent's service weapon discharged while he was handling it, striking him in the leg. The injury was described as non-life-threatening, and the agent was transported to a nearby hospital where he is reported to be in stable condition.
A spokesperson for the United States Secret Service characterized the shooting as a "negligent discharge," indicating the weapon fired unintentionally. Officials emphasized that there was no disruption to the protectee's schedule and that Jill Biden was not present at the time the weapon went off.

Woke Cereal: Cheerios now features "Eat Pray Love" style affirmations on the box because everything is Fake and Gay.

And feminized to absolute death.

Transphobic cops brutalize another out-and-proud transgender "woman."

From last week, but the Hamsters failed me:

Trans woman dressed up like Blues Brothers allegedly murdered millionaire developer in LA

A transgender woman dressed up like a Blues Brother allegedly murdered a millionaire developer in his Los Angeles home before having an hours-long standoff with a SWAT team, authorities said.
Eleanor Beaulieu, 39, was charged Sunday in the killing of Demetrius Doukoullos and is being housed in Los Angeles County's Men's Central Jail, according to inmate records.
Cops responded to check on Doukoullos, 92, at his Hermosa Beach home around 12:30 p.m. Saturday after his realtor hadn't heard from him for about a week, police said.
"It began as a routine welfare check and escalated to a suspected homicide," Hermosa Beach Police Public Information Officer Sgt. Keagan Dadigan said on Monday.

Neighbors reported a foul odor coming from the home and sightings of a suspicious person, according to Easy Reader News.

Suspicious person?

SUSPICIOUS PERSON?!

What was so "suspicious"? Her COURAGE?! Her TRANS JOY?!!

...
When police arrived, Beaulieu told them he was armed, Dadigan said, leading to a tense seven-hour standoff.
"That subject made statements about being armed and dangerous and then barricaded themselves inside the residence," authorities said, KTLA5 reported.

Why are you bigots so prejudiced against transgender murderers with guns?

Eventually, an officer warned Beaulieu through a bullhorn that they would force their way in.
"Eleanor, come out with your hands up. This has been going on long enough," the officer yelled repeatedly, the Daily Mail reported.
Law enforcement sources told NBC4 that Doukoullos' body was partially decomposed with signs of trauma.

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Beaulieu has been charged with homicide. His bail has been set to $2 million.

The New York Post had previously Respecced the Pronouns but it admirably calls this Trans Hero of Bravery "he" and "him" throughout the account.

Why do Utah politicians need to be told to honor the detainer of a Mexican illegal alien who slit a woman's throat?!

Federal authorities have confirmed that a suspect charged with attempted murder for slashing a woman's throat and leaving her to die in Utah is an illegal alien from Mexico.
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Ramirez-Padilla reportedly told authorities he and the woman smoked meth together and admitted he "had been having thoughts of killing someone, and today, he decided that he was going to kill (the woman)."
"Jesus said he strangled (the woman) from behind while they were both standing until (she) became unconscious and fell to the ground. Once on the ground, Jesus placed his hands around (her) neck and continued (choking her)."
"Jesus said he wanted to take (the woman) out of her misery and then used a blade to cut her throat two or three times. Jesus told detectives he intended to kill (the woman). Jesus told detectives his state of mind was altered from ingesting drugs," an arrest affidavit stated.
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In a statement provided exclusively to Border Hawk, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) revealed that Ramirez-Padilla is an illegal alien from Mexico who entered the U.S. at an unknown location and date.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has lodged a detainer against Ramirez-Padilla and is urging local authorities to not release him back into the community.
"Jesus Alejandro Ramirez-Padilla is a dangerous criminal illegal alien who violently strangled and slit a woman's throat multiple times," said DHS Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis.
"We are calling on politicians to not release this barbaric criminal from jail and into American neighborhoods. This criminal illegal alien has no place in American communities."

Can we revoke statehood? Asking for a friend.

The Atlantic cries: Why aren't campus radicals occupying buildings, living illegally in tent cities, and bullying Jews like in the good old days of 2023-2024?

You know who the authoress blames?

That's right, Frank Stallone.

No but really she blames Trump.

Where Are All the Campus Protests?
Two years ago, students occupied buildings and colonized the quad. Now the same places are strangely silent.
The events of the past three months seem almost perfectly engineered to spark campus unrest. In January, mass-deportation operations led to the brazen killing of U.S. citizens at the hands of masked immigration agents. In February, the Environmental Protection Agency declared that it would no longer regulate greenhouse-gas emissions. A few weeks later, the Trump administration joined forces with Israel to launch an attack on Iran without congressional approval. One might expect left-leaning college students to have practically started a revolution.
But campuses across the country--places where, just two years ago, students occupied buildings and colonized the quad to protest Israel's war against Hamas--are strangely silent. These days, those same students mostly head to class. The extent of the change is jarring. David Sengthay, a Stanford senior and the head of the undergraduate-student senate, told me that protests typified the university's history, up to and including his first two years in Palo Alto. But by the time he returned as a junior, in fall 2024, something was different. "My class is the last class to really witness what happened at Stanford during its peak organizing," he said. "People come to Stanford, these young students, and they don't have access to what was promised to them. I know we're not UC Berkeley, but, I mean, we still protested the Vietnam War."
This might seem like an abrupt and mysterious reversal in campus culture. In fact, it's a sign that student protest was never a fact of nature, but rather an administrative choice. Universities chose to let campus demonstrations get out of control; now they're choosing to suppress them. This is why, even as legal challenges have blocked the Trump administration from enacting much of its higher-education agenda, the president has clearly achieved his aim of ending the protest movement. He has been able to do so largely because university leaders, tired of the chaos they had allowed to thrive, were quietly on board.
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But the protests soon spun out of control... That winter and spring, elite-university presidents were hauled in front of Congress to testify about protesters' conduct and their response to instances of anti-Semitism at the demonstrations. The presidents of the University of Pennsylvania, Harvard, Columbia, and Northwestern subsequently resigned, unable to justify their decisions either to Congress or to their own outraged board members and donors.

The hearings marked a turning point. Universities began taking more aggressive action against protesters. According to Ted Mitchell, the president of the American Council on Education, the sector's largest trade group, the angry backlash from Congress gave some administrators political cover to do what they privately had already wanted to do....

Once Donald Trump assumed office, shutting down disruptive protests took on even more urgency. Almost immediately, the president signed executive orders promising to investigate and discipline protesters for anti-Semitism. Universities began taking action against their own students before Trump could do so. At Yale, about 200 students began forming an encampment to protest Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir speaking at an event near campus. Administrators told students to disperse, disciplined repeat offenders, and ended Yale's association with a chapter of Students for Justice in Palestine. At Columbia, when students occupied a library room ahead of finals week, the university immediately called in the police. "Colleges are doing what they can to try to stay out of the spotlight," Robert Kelchen, a professor of education policy at the University of Tennessee at Knoxville, told me. At the same time, some academics think that the students themselves are different: Whether because of concerns about the worsening job market or a cultural shift rightward, they seem less interested in raising hell on campus.

What's clear is that the cost of doing so has gone up. Last March, the Trump administration detained and attempted to deport Mahmoud Khalil, a Columbia graduate student who had led many of the anti-Israel protests. Later that month, federal agents detained Rumeysa Ozturk, a Tufts University graduate student who had written an opinion piece supporting Palestine. Other students had their active immigration status revoked for activism around Palestine

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"Students don't even know: Am I waiting to get in trouble by the dean, or am I waiting to get in trouble by, like, DHS?" Amanda Nordstrom, who leads the Campus Rights Advocacy department for the Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression, told me.
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Sengthay said that he and other Stanford students had envisioned college as a "playground for free speech and democracy" before the greater responsibilities and pressures of adult life. They've since discovered that the rules of the game have changed.

O what dark delights this reporter is showing me!

Candace Owens has been scanning Erika Kirk's history, going back to her tweenage years, to find something to accuse her of. She's also investigating Erika Kirk's mother. Now some other people are now "just asking questions" about serial litigant and scofflaw Candace Owens and her own Strange Relations.

Via Beege Wellborn, aggressive colonizers demand that the UK "decolonize" Shakespeare's home because it's White Supremacy that the greatest writer of the all-white-until-thirty-years-ago British Isles was white.

And the UK is, of course, complying with their conquerors' demands.

[Daily Mail:] William Shakespeare's birthplace will be de-colonised over fears that portraying his success as the 'greatest' playwright 'benefits the ideology of white European supremacy'.
...It wants to 'create a more inclusive museum experience' and announced it will move away from Western perspectives after concerns were raised that Shakespeare's ideas were used to advance 'white supremacy' ideas.
The trust also said that some of its items could contain language or depictions that are racist, sexist, or homophobic.
It comes amid an ongoing backlash against the writer. Some productions of his works have been slapped with trigger warnings for misogyny, racism and 'problematic radicalised dynamics' that link whiteness to beauty.

The more I read this, the more I realize how it is utterly illiterate.

How exactly do you decolonize someone�s birthplace? He lived there. No one came in and conquered his house. It�s just a house of a man that exists.

These people are exhausting

🙄 pic.twitter.com/EpW9oay8ke
— Joshua D Phillips (@JoshPhillipsPhD) March 19, 2026

A transgender lawyer -- woman jacked up on male hormones -- keeps interrupting a judge and is repeatedly told to stop interrupting or else she'll be held in contempt. But those superphysiological levels of testosterone give her roid rage. She plays the "I'm a transgender lawyer" card and claims that the judge is a transphobe.

Eventually the judge calls for her to be arrested and, of course, the steroid-addled woman resists arrest.

Oh, and then she goes through the entire BLM/antifa/transgender playbook, saying "Do not hurt me," "I can't breathe," "I can't see," "Call 911," and "call a female police officer." Oh -- right. See, when this "man" is arrested by male officers, suddenly she's a woman again and demands a female police officer.

Unhinged transgender attorney, a woman pretending to be a man, was arrested for contempt of court after she continuously screamed at the judge

She then yelled, "I can't breathe," while getting tossed to the ground, and demanded a female officer.

FAFOpic.twitter.com/xpDjpVjmuX
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 26, 2026

The trans lunatics are all moaning that this roided-up testosterone jockey was arrested for "daring to exist" in a trans body.

Remember when we used to think that lawyers are smart?

Well, maybe only some of us did. But it was a widely-believed myth.

In a high-profile murder appeal before the Georgia Supreme Court, the "lawyer" -- an Assistant DA, and I imagine a DEI hire -- used ChatGTP to do her "research," and the AI invented a bunch of fake cases which she cited in her motion without even bothering to look them up to see if they even existed.

The judge did check to see if they existed:

So before you sit down, there's one more thing I need to ask you about, unfortunately. In reviewing the trial court's order denying the motion for new trial, there are at least five citations to cases that don't exist. And there's at least five more citations to cases that do not support the proposition for which they're cited, including three quotations that don't exist. My understanding is that you prepared the order for new trial -- uh, the denial order -- for the trial court. Were those citations in the version of the order that you submitted to the trial court?

The judge asked if the fake cases were used in the state's brief to deny the woman a new trial. At first, Clayton County Assistant District Attorney Chantel Leslie said, "No, your honor, I do not believe so." But the judge fixed her with a dead stare and intoned, "So those those non-existent cases were cited in your initial brief opposing the motion for new trial."
She replied, "Your honor, I'm not aware of that, but I would be glad to research that and provide the court with a supplement."
That's OK, dipstick lady prosecutor, the wonderful legal site, The Volokh Conspiracy, did your job for you. The website found that, yes, both the initial and revised orders cited the bogus cases.

"DEI is a cancer upon the body politic, but not overly so." -- Stuff Jefferson Said, volume 4, revised and expanded edition

Another Karen, who is also skilled in the Art of Defeating the Male Gaze, blatantly lies to judge as the judge tells her she's obviously lying.

The spring breaker who "twerked" while atop a speeding Jeep, and who was then thrown from the vehicle, has died of his injuries.

A 22-year-old spring breaker who was caught on viral video half-naked and twerking on top of a speeding SUV has died after he was flung from the Jeep in a drunken crash.
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The deadly spring break saga unfolded March 14 when a shirtless Brown was filmed dancing suggestively on the Jeep's roof as it sped down Highway 361, cops said.
Brown was thrown from the vehicle when the alleged drunk driver of the SUV, Riley Rhoades, smashed into a Tesla during the chaotic joyride.
Separate footage taken by horrified witnesses in the aftermath showed first responders treating Brown in the middle of the highway as the driver and fellow passengers -- all clad in swimsuits -- watched.
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The Jeep's driver was arrested for DWI at the scene after failing a breathalyzer test, police said.

Video here. It shows this idiot twerking, but not the part where he's thrown from the vehicle, though the clip does end with post-incident video of people standing around looking at his body. There is, supposedly, blurry video from the camera in the Tesla showing his body flipping end over end towards the road, but I won't link that.

Apparently twerking while hanging outside speeding vehicle is a trend for the young and deeply brain-damaged. I'll just link this clip, as it results in some good Justice for the Stupid, but completely non-lethal Justice for the Stupid.

WOW🚨: This Gen Z girl thought twerking in a moving carwash with the door wide open was a brilliant idea 😭🚗💦

Spoiler: The car came out looking ROUGH on the other side... pic.twitter.com/42oBgHD9bd
— Officer Lew (@officer_Lew) March 21, 2026

As Steve Inman would say, she's paying 39% APR financing for her now doorless ride.

Hellraiser Pinhead GIFfrom Hellraiser GIFs

Your stupidity is ambrosia for my damned soul

ICE agents laugh in the face of liberal at the airport screeching about fascism pic.twitter.com/XCHSmzbGut
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 27, 2026

Applause line at protest in Philly: "For every US soldier who comes back in casket, we cheer!"
pic.twitter.com/Kloa4Poodu
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 25, 2026

A very nasty sissy says that he "fuckin' hates you" and then overturns a pro-lifer's literature table while lisping about fasssscistssss.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM

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1 There it is.

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 06:11 PM (vE0+H)

2 Cen-o-biiiiiite!

Posted by: Jimmy JJ Walker at March 27, 2026 06:11 PM (vE0+H)

3 I always suspected Cheerios were gay.

Give me a man's Kellogg raisin bran.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)

4 Re: The Cheerios

I tried to post about seeing that firsthand about two months ago, but Lil Pooky was DONE with breakfast and by the time I got back to The Morning Report, it was Art Thread time.

Posted by: pookysgirl, mom to an active toddler at March 27, 2026 06:14 PM (Wt5PA)

5 Dude twerking?

Gay.

I also just thought 'His ancestors pulled themselves up from the muck... for this?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)

6 Hrumph I say!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 06:16 PM (D7v4F)

7 [Daily Mail:] William Shakespeare's birthplace will be de-colonised over fears that portraying his success as the 'greatest' playwright 'benefits the ideology of white European supremacy'.
...It wants to 'create a more inclusive museum experience' and announced it will move away from Western perspectives after concerns were raised that Shakespeare's ideas were used to advance 'white supremacy' ideas.
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They've decolonized the English language as a starting point, because I barely understand a word in that paragraph.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 06:17 PM (fYK4G)

8 Pinhead Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 06:18 PM (iRV0R)

9 I just forgot I put my glasses on the back of my jersey. I am officially not 29 no mo'.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2026 06:18 PM (diia5)

10 >>Another Karen, who is also skilled in the Art of Defeating the Male Gaze

That's Gold, Jerry!

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 06:19 PM (W7FsI)

11 WOW🚨: This Gen Z girl thought twerking in a moving carwash with the door wide open was a brilliant idea

===

😂

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 06:19 PM (GD0B3)

12 Trans-Okie lawyer should know better than to argue with the judge.

Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2026 06:19 PM (98kQX)

13 Pinhead Ace is best Ace.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 06:18 PM (iRV0R)

I think Pingead should be a guest cob.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

14 Authorities said the agent's service weapon discharged while he was handling it, striking him in the leg.

Perhaps he shouldn't be playing with his pistol in the middle of the airport?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 06:20 PM (6ydKt)

15 Pinhead. Wtf is 'pingead' phone?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 06:20 PM (zZu0s)

16 Affirmations are so ghey...

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 06:21 PM (GD0B3)

17 Agent shoots himself. That's one way to get off having to follow Jill around

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:22 PM (+nEug)

18 I thought we were done with this stupid woke crap

Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 06:22 PM (FtULh)

19 So they turned Cherrios boxes into a Jack Handey skit?

I'm glad I don't read cereal boxes while eating the cereal anymore.

Of course, I don't eat cereal now, much less Cheerios - which I never thought tasted good even when I poured sugar all over them.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 06:23 PM (6ydKt)

20 Every time we say This. AGREED. *FISTBUMP* is an affirmation.

We're just not gay.

Except for ace.

Who is gay.

And a wanna be cenobite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 06:23 PM (zZu0s)

21 17 Agent shoots himself. That's one way to get off having to follow Jill around
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:22 PM (+nEug)

Or did he miss ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 06:23 PM (FtULh)

22 It's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see how it plays out; Kharg Island and the neutron bomb. Go big or go home.

Posted by: kingsman at March 27, 2026 06:23 PM (ehY6c)

23 The last two and half minutes of the trans-lawyer arrest video might need to be rewatched. Extremely satisfying.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 06:23 PM (P/YC4)

24 It's me donna, have a drink and indulge in some mockery.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:23 PM (+nEug)

25 Cops responded to check on Doukoullos, 92, at his Hermosa Beach home around 12:30 p.m. Saturday after his realtor hadn't heard from him for about a week, police said.

How sad is it that the only person who cared what happened to the guy was his realtor?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 06:24 PM (6ydKt)

26 >>Of course, I don't eat cereal now, much less Cheerios - which I never thought tasted good even when I poured sugar all over them.

The Sugar just falls through the holes.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 06:24 PM (W7FsI)

27 Trans woman dressed up like Blues Brothers allegedly murdered millionaire developer in LA

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He was on a mission from God.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 06:24 PM (ndZc7)

28 >>We're just not gay.
Except for ace.

>Who is gay.

It's European!

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 06:25 PM (W7FsI)

29 Of course, I don't eat cereal now, much less Cheerios - which I never thought tasted good even when I poured sugar all over them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 06:23 PM (6ydKt)

This.

Raising Bran. Small amount of sugar because the raisins were crusted in it.

Capn Crunch w/ Crunch berries? You don't need to add any!

Cherrios. High.

Grapenuts. You approach the solubility of sugar in 2%

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

30 "My perspective is unique and important."

Of all the things that are not true, this is not true the most.

Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2026 06:25 PM (Av6i5)

31 That Othello was definitely a white supremacist, given his stated race relations.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2026 06:26 PM (5yDGQ)

32 All Bran? Can't be done.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

33 Most people today under 40 have no idea how a car works or why it works let alone you cannot go thru a car wash with your doors open.

Water works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: Tiger Woods, Blasted Out Of My Mind and Driving at March 27, 2026 06:26 PM (AknkO)

34 The tranny lawyer who lost her shit in court has closed her law office.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 06:27 PM (viF8m)

35 What’s depressing is the number of people on that X thread that jump to a rabid defense of Candace Owens…. Ugh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 06:27 PM (xT8gx)

36 Remember when we used to think that lawyers are smart?

I can't say as I recall such a time, can you give me a reminder of when that was?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 06:28 PM (6ydKt)

37 Real men eat tuna fish for breakfast.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2026 06:29 PM (XV/Pl)

38 We don't speak affirmations here motherfucker

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 06:29 PM (NtVYv)

39 31 That Othello was definitely a white supremacist, given his stated race relations.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2026 06:26 PM (5yDGQ)

He got that white pussy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 27, 2026 06:29 PM (xcxpd)

40 Real men eat tuna fish for breakfast.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2026 06:29 PM (XV/Pl

Sashimi

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 06:29 PM (NtVYv)

41 "It wants to 'create a more inclusive museum experience' and announced it will move away from Western perspectives after concerns were raised that Shakespeare's ideas were used to advance 'white supremacy' ideas."

What happens if we find (have found) that those "Western Perspectives" actually were/are better, or The Best (Supreme)?

Then the inferior third world tribalists will unite and kill the "better culture" (just like the "Native Americans" did), just to protect their (demonic anti-individual) tribe.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2026 06:30 PM (vbXSk)

42 @40

>> Sashimi

I could murder a 16 piece sushi/sashimi box for breakfast.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2026 06:31 PM (XV/Pl)

43 I mean, I know lots of people who have been buzzed and in possession of a firearm. Same rules as family reunions, don't take it out if you've been drinking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 27, 2026 06:31 PM (xcxpd)

44 Have you heard the pop hit by Elric and the Bondsmen. 50 ways to twist a statute.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:32 PM (+nEug)

45 Your stupidity is ambrosia for my damned soul
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I love you ace

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 06:32 PM (vE0+H)

46 Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2026 06:31 PM (XV/Pl)

I spent one blissful summer living on a boat in Seattle, like 150' from the best Sushi Bar in town.

Espresso and Sashimi was how I started every day.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 06:32 PM (W7FsI)

47 Comment on the Cheerio Box:

"My perspective is unique and important"

_________________________________

This is the kind of blanket "up with people" nonsense that delivers onto the rest of us myriad half-wits who think they're right about everything. Behold the mantra of the narcissist.

Somewhere along the road parents started telling their prodigy that they were "special". Most aren't. Very few are. The only thing special about them is that they'd fit right in with the kids that chug down the hallway making race car noises. AKA Special-Ed.

Posted by: Orson at March 27, 2026 06:32 PM (dIske)

48 A very nasty sissy says that he "fuckin' hates you" and then overturns a pro-lifer's literature table while lisping about fasssscistssss.
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Adult life ahead is going to disappoint this little prick.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 06:32 PM (fYK4G)

49 Your stupidity is ambrosia for my damned soul
---------

I love you ace
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 06:32 PM (vE0+H)

*nods*

Gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 06:33 PM (zZu0s)

50 I’ve had a particularly hard day at work, scotch doubles are in order.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2026 06:33 PM (XV/Pl)

51 Willowed from last thread

When is an erection "unwanted?"

You always need to find it a home.

Posted by: GigantorX at March 27, 2026 06:33 PM (YEPi/)

52 Can say SS agent shooting himself is funny but its at least interesting

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 06:35 PM (Ia/+0)

53 @46

>> Espresso and Sashimi was how I started every day.

Lucky dog.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2026 06:35 PM (XV/Pl)

54 Somewhere along the road parents started telling their prodigy that they were "special". Most aren't. Very few are. The only thing special about them is that they'd fit right in with the kids that chug down the hallway making race car noises. AKA Special-Ed.
Posted by: Orson at March 27, 2026 06:32 PM (dIske)
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One of David McCulloch's sons became a celebrated teacher at a Boston area school and one year, the senior class asked him to give the graduation address. I don't recall the details, but his main theme was "You aren't that special" and nobody's head exploded.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 06:35 PM (fYK4G)

55 Bailed out of work early.

Beautiful day

I hate people. Especially tourists.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 06:35 PM (cPLO/)

56 The pursuit of happiness clause guarantees every American the right to twerk wherever and whenever he chooses! Darwin's law is a bit more hard nosed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 06:35 PM (ndZc7)

57 types deletes comment on handling erections

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:36 PM (+nEug)

58 "Can we revoke statehood? Asking for a friend."

I once tried to start an online campaign to return Massachusetts to the Wampanoag tribe, but that was mostly sports related. Mostly.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 27, 2026 06:36 PM (w/O5Q)

59 The New York Post had previously Respecced the Pronouns but it admirably calls this Trans Hero of Bravery "he" and "him" throughout the account.

Ummm, it was a woman pretending to be a man. Hence the Blues Brother outfit. At least, that was what most figured out reading the NYPost bit last week.

Posted by: GWB at March 27, 2026 06:36 PM (x9vBb)

60 "That subject made statements about being armed and dangerous and then barricaded themselves inside the residence," authorities said, KTLA5 reported.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 06:37 PM (rQASa)

61 Real men eat tuna fish for breakfast.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2026 06:29 PM (XV/Pl)
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Get that message out to the IRGC!

Posted by: Mossad Fish Canning Company at March 27, 2026 06:37 PM (fYK4G)

62 I saw that crap on my cereal box. It doesn't work.

Posted by: fd - My best is good enough at March 27, 2026 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

63 I want to trade Canada Minnesota fir Alberta

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 06:38 PM (Ia/+0)

64 "The trans lunatics are all moaning that this roided-up testosterone jockey was arrested for "daring to exist" in a trans body."

Trans men just can't handle the testosterone.

Posted by: javems at March 27, 2026 06:38 PM (zFsEm)

65 57 types deletes comment on handling erections

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:36 PM (+nEug)

I just usually think about old nuns and baseball while taking a cold shower but I'm interested in hearing the female perspective on a solution.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 06:38 PM (6ydKt)

66 “ Eleanor, come out with your hands up. This has been going on long enough, I want the remote,”the officer yelled repeatedly, the Daily Mail reported.

Posted by: Every Man at March 27, 2026 06:38 PM (JW6Az)

67 Damn it, Ace, I was all ready to link the tranny lawyer video, and you beat me to it!

Well played, sir. Well played.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 06:39 PM (Wnv9h)

68 Anyway, I made up some of my own.

Posted by: fd - I don't even know what the fk "Soy Feliz" means at March 27, 2026 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

69 Willow'd:

35 If you want fraud European style, look into the 500 billion Euro 12-year funding plan Germany is rolling out this year for 'infrastructure.'

100 billion will be spent on Green initiatives.

Germany's trains are supposed to get 19 billion out of the 40 billion allocated for this year.

Sounds impressive, 19 billion Euros doesn't it? Except the German government has cut out 14 billion Euros from the train budget. So, the real increase is ONLY 5 billion Euros.

The question must be asked, where will that 14 billion be spent?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 05:19 PM (2GVsD)

140 Cali-style bespoke wolf/lynx/butterfly bridges, nothing left over. 100M euros each.

Posted by: SciVo at March 27, 2026 06:39 PM (Sy6m/)

70 The cereal box... kids are all on their phones now not reading the back of cereal boxes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2026 06:39 PM (PYyV9)

71 One of those ICE members shoulda looked back and said “nigga pleaz!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2026 06:39 PM (ZPDpH)

72 This is my favorite one.

Posted by: fd - I am perfect, it's the world that's all f'd up at March 27, 2026 06:40 PM (vFG9F)

73 Then the inferior third world tribalists will unite and kill the "better culture" (just like the "Native Americans" did), just to protect their (demonic anti-individual) tribe.
Posted by: illiniwek

A caveman thumping on a hollow log is just as good music as a Bach concerto!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 06:40 PM (ndZc7)

74 Why aren't campus radicals occupying buildings, living illegally in tent cities, and bullying Jews like in the good old days of 2023-2024?

USAID was defunded.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2026 06:40 PM (n1OCj)

75 Grapenuts. You approach the solubility of sugar in 2%
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

a word to the wise: you don't want to throw up your Grape Nuts. Its like being a tube of toothpaste.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 06:40 PM (8avO+)

76 You can tell the lawyer is Trans, every real male knows not to interrupt a woman when she's talking.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 27, 2026 06:40 PM (f1kZG)

77 "...It wants to 'create a more inclusive museum experience' and announced it will move away from Western perspectives after concerns were raised that Shakespeare's ideas were used to advance 'white supremacy' ideas.

The trust also said that some of its items could contain language or depictions that are racist, sexist, or homophobic."

Well, it's not gonna suck itself, Sugartits.

Posted by: Mercutio at March 27, 2026 06:41 PM (w/O5Q)

78 Can we revoke statehood? Asking for a friend

Would be in my top major amendments to the constitution: a majority vote of state legislatures can revert a state to a territory.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2026 06:42 PM (PYyV9)

79 USAID was defunded.

===

border closed, the networks are under surveillance

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 06:42 PM (GD0B3)

80 >the shooting as a "negligent discharge," indicating the weapon fired unintentionally.

The term is very specific - an 'accidental' discharge is an unintentional discharge that was not caused by user actions.

A 'negligent' discharge is an unintentional discharge that *is caused* by user actions.

Typically by someone fiddle-fucking with their gun when they shouldn't be.

Posted by: Agammamon at March 27, 2026 06:42 PM (NRQST)

81
the Trump administration detained and attempted to deport Mahmoud Khalil

===============

Yeah, why can't we make like Yoda?

There is no Try; there is only Do.

Why can't we deport that ass?

And while we're at it, take a look at the citizenship status of all the ones who are cheering for Americans coming home in body bags?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 06:43 PM (XJ22o)

82 Remember when we used to think that lawyers are smart?

I can't say as I recall such a time, can you give me a reminder of when that was?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 06:28 PM (6ydKt)

Perry Mason and Matlock.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 06:43 PM (8avO+)

83 Trans-Okie lawyer should know better than to argue with the judge.

--

I swear the howls, screams and moans coming out of that tranny female lawyer with a beard sound like she's possessed by a demon. Not hyperbole.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 27, 2026 06:43 PM (qBdHI)

84 The Jeep's driver was arrested for DWI at the scene after failing a breathalyzer test, police said.

And she can now be charged with Felony Murder.
Bonus Spring Break story to tell the grandkids!

Posted by: GWB at March 27, 2026 06:43 PM (x9vBb)

85 SpeakingOf, a part of my profession has been collecting stallions for artificial insemination.

Thought better of being too crude.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:43 PM (+nEug)

86 Rumor has it that the OmniParty is going to try mass shutdowns of airports tomorrow as part of the "No Kings" festivities.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2026 06:43 PM (n1OCj)

87 hahah!

"Donald Trump: "Iran has to open up the Strait of Trump - I mean Hormuz."

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 06:44 PM (GD0B3)

88 Seems these days Lawyers are indoctrinated

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 06:44 PM (Ia/+0)

89 86 Rumor has it that the OmniParty is going to try mass shutdowns of airports tomorrow as part of the "No Kings" festivities.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2026 06:43 PM (n1OCj)

LOL... Most of them are pretty much shut down as it is

Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 06:45 PM (FtULh)

90 Then the inferior third world tribalists will unite and kill the "better culture" (just like the "Native Americans" did), just to protect their (demonic anti-individual) tribe.
Posted by: illiniwek

Ahh yes, Rousseau's 'noble savage' - what a tired trope that is...

Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2026 06:45 PM (j10i6)

91 I swear the howls, screams and moans coming out of that tranny female lawyer with a beard sound like she's possessed by a demon. Not hyperbole.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 27, 2026 06:43 PM (qBdHI)

sadly just as much a performance as all the rest of his/her act.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 06:45 PM (8avO+)

92 And while we're at it, take a look at the citizenship status of all the ones who are cheering for Americans coming home in body bags?

Immediately deport anyone in that crowd here on a visa.

Denaturalize every naturalized citizen, and deport them.

Charge the rest with felony "parading".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2026 06:45 PM (n1OCj)

93 "collecting stallions for artificial insemination."

I didn't even know that was possible.

Posted by: fd - I am perfect, it's the world that's all f'd up at March 27, 2026 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

94 Then the inferior third world tribalists will unite and kill the "better culture" (just like the "Native Americans" did), just to protect their (demonic anti-individual) tribe.
Posted by: illiniwek

Ahh yes, Rousseau's 'noble savage' - what a tired trope that is...
Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2026 06:45 PM (j10i6)

its way older than that - Tacitus and the Romans were selling the same stew in AD 100.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 06:46 PM (8avO+)

95 SpeakingOf, a part of my profession has been collecting stallions for artificial insemination.

Thought better of being too crude.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:43 PM

*makes phone gesture*

Call us!

- Glock

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 06:47 PM (Wnv9h)

96 If DNI Gabbard cannot find anything better to do than do a Friday dump of stuff DJO has no use for, maybe she can spend a little time on this : "🧵🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: A $15+ MILLION DOE contractor and NoKings protest organizer with active nuclear security contracts is on camera recommending a color revolution "how-to" 🚨🚨

His name is Steven A. Cash. Former CIA officer (Balkans, Clinton era). Under Biden: Senior Advisor to the Undersecretary at DHS Intelligence & Analysis.

The day after Trump's 2016 election, Cash co-founded "The Steady State" — a network of more than 340 former intelligence community officials who decided Trump was an "existential threat"

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 06:48 PM (GD0B3)

97 never mind, what am I saying! she will probably hire the guy!

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 06:48 PM (GD0B3)

98 "according to Easy Reader News."

Easy Reader? Wasn't he on The Electric Company?!!

Posted by: InZona at March 27, 2026 06:48 PM (1lo+V)

99 85 SpeakingOf, a part of my profession has been collecting stallions for artificial insemination.

Thought better of being too crude.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:43 PM (+nEug)

lol
That is one job that better be worth the big bucks is all I'm saying.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 06:48 PM (6ydKt)

100 Why can't we deport that ass?

And while we're at it, take a look at the citizenship status of all the ones who are cheering for Americans coming home in body bags?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 06:43 PM (XJ22o)

I think he got a rogue judge of his own in NYC and is now hanging out with the Mayor. Not sure if they are working the case for him still or if the Justice has given up. I'd start a case for misuse of his scholarship money or something

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 06:48 PM (8avO+)

101 The SS agent messing with her weapon reminds us all that "Only a LEO is professional enough to carry a gun":
https://ln.run/K8PCD

Posted by: GWB at March 27, 2026 06:49 PM (x9vBb)

102 fd, It is standard practice. You can breed several mares from one collection. We teach them to mount a dummy.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:49 PM (+nEug)

103 So they turned Cherrios boxes into a Jack Handey skit?

-
“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.”
- Grape Nuts

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 06:49 PM (ndZc7)

104 The UK is fucked.

Posted by: Max Power at March 27, 2026 06:50 PM (q177U)

105 Beaulieu has been charged with homicide. His bail has been set to $2 million.
_______
In LA? Time served.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 27, 2026 06:50 PM (AlhUl)

106 The spring breaker who "twerked" while atop a speeding Jeep, and who was then thrown from the vehicle, has died of his injuries.

That's a Darwin Award.

Posted by: They really are all devo at March 27, 2026 06:51 PM (TbWk/)

107 Why aren't campus radicals occupying buildings, living illegally in tent cities, and bullying Jews like in the good old days of 2023-2024?

USAID was defunded.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2026 06:40 PM (n1OCj)

And colleges were threatened with losing their Federal Money.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 06:51 PM (8avO+)

108 Totally enjoyed the transgender attorney's arrest. At first I had questions, thinking he was the Chaz type (woman to man). Then when he screamed for a female officer, as he was afraid of rape, I figured it out.

He/she/it seems stable!

Sounded demonic, which is true. What a nutbag!

Liked the other attorney telling him to get out of the county. I'd vote for getting off the planet.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 06:52 PM (WONhk)

109 SpeakingOf, I have handled a $500,000 dick

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:52 PM (+nEug)

110 Oh, and the staff at the world-renowned Portland Community College has been on strike for a couple of weeks (Oregon just passed a law saying you can collect unemployment while on strike).

One of the sticking points is that they want full back pay for the time they spent on strike - Portland teachers got that when they stuck, so it is now officially a new government employee perk.

But oops - "international students" at PCC have to be enrolled in full time, in person, classes by April 22nd or be deported.

How can Portland function without "international" community college students?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2026 06:52 PM (n1OCj)

111 I do like the effort the woman in the car put into the charade.
She kept looking towards the passenger seat at the phantom driver to inform them to pull over every time the judge suggested it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

112 I see some Americans were injured at a Saudi airbase from an Iranian attack... Iran sure seems to have a lot of missles left.. Are they getting "help" from other Countries ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 06:52 PM (FtULh)

113 As an antidote to the Gen Z idiots in the car wash, I'll just leave this here.

https://youtu.be/rnJirQshdkY

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 06:52 PM (Wnv9h)

114 I'm leaning toward the idea that someone who commits a crime under the influence of drugs should be summarily executed.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 27, 2026 06:52 PM (a+4eV)

115 William Shakespeare's birthplace will be de-colonised over fears that portraying his success as the 'greatest' playwright 'benefits the ideology of white European supremacy'.
_________
If they were serious, they'd throw out the Saxons and give it to the Welsh.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 27, 2026 06:53 PM (AlhUl)

116 SpeakingOf, a part of my profession has been collecting stallions for artificial insemination.

I mean, someone has to do it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2026 06:53 PM (PYyV9)

117 Ace, love the Cenobite vibe! You are killing it this week.

Posted by: Max Power at March 27, 2026 06:53 PM (q177U)

118 109 SpeakingOf, I have handled a $500,000 dick

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:52 PM (+nEug)

We should get you Elon's number.
His has got to be worth a lot more than that and by all available evidence he seems to be quite eager to get rid of his sperm in any willing receptacle.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 06:54 PM (6ydKt)

119 England is so doomed its not funny

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 06:54 PM (Ia/+0)

120 As Steve Inman would say, she's paying 39% APR financing for her now doorless ride.

That must be one of those where the car is still and the nozzles and brushes move around it.

Either that or these super geniuses somehow managed to drive into the car wash backwards.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 27, 2026 06:55 PM (a+4eV)

121 You can't write books on decolonized ground!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 06:55 PM (n5tGW)

122 >>>She then yelled, "I can't breathe," while getting tossed to the ground, and demanded a female officer.

You know those clips that are captioned with something about a smile for your timeline and then show some lamb or something trying to act cute? They rarely make me smile. But, this one... I had a great big grin on my face by the time it was over.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 27, 2026 06:55 PM (8mulE)

123 I see some Americans were injured at a Saudi airbase from an Iranian attack... Iran sure seems to have a lot of missles left.. Are they getting "help" from other Countries ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 06:52 PM (FtULh)

They are drizzling them out pretty slowly these days. Thousands early on, now down to 10s or so.

I doubt much is getting in from abroad, as shipping a missile in by land or sea is pretty difficult with our Overwatch abilities. More likely they have stocks of missiles here and there they can use for a while.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 06:57 PM (8avO+)

124 Say what you will about transgenderism, Tiger Woods has had his third serious accident in a short period of time. He may be a woman trapped in a man's body.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 06:57 PM (ndZc7)

125 >>>Woke Cereal: Cheerios now features "Eat Pray Love" style affirmations on the box because everything is Fake and Gay.
And feminized to absolute death.

I'm going to throw up.

Posted by: m at March 27, 2026 06:57 PM (fNISR)

126 >>>the Hamsters failed me

Hamsters-->hampsters

Posted by: m at March 27, 2026 06:57 PM (fNISR)

127 On occasion, Jill's husband has also sh*t himself

Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 06:58 PM (gKWVE)

128 Say what you will about transgenderism, Tiger Woods has had his third serious accident in a short period of time. He may be a woman trapped in a man's body.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 06:57 PM (ndZc7)

He is part Asian, right ?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 06:58 PM (8avO+)

129 Kaboom gives no affirmations.

Posted by: human (allegedly) at March 27, 2026 06:58 PM (dVTxy)

130 Either that or these super geniuses somehow managed to drive into the car wash backwards.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 27, 2026 06:55 PM (a+4eV)

I can't figure out why she wanted to twerk in the middle of a carwash anyhow.

How viral is that gonna get?
"Wow... spinning brushes, and spraying water, and a butt."
*Thumbs Up*

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 06:58 PM (6ydKt)

131 "fd, It is standard practice. You can breed several mares from one collection. We teach them to mount a dummy.

Posted by: Ben Had"

Oh, well it sounded like you were inseminating the stallions but I guess that would be kind of dumb.

Posted by: fd - I am perfect, it's the world that's all f'd up at March 27, 2026 06:59 PM (vFG9F)

132 "At [globocorp], we..."
When an email begins with this, we employees know we are going to get fucked.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 06:59 PM (gKWVE)

133 >>>The spring breaker who "twerked" while atop a speeding Jeep, and who was then thrown from the vehicle, has died of his injuries.

For those who don't know, when a guy twerks, it is 100% gay. No exceptions.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 27, 2026 06:59 PM (8mulE)

134 Just got home from running errands. Can honestly say that I outdrove Tiger Woods today.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2026 07:00 PM (Y1sOo)

135 fd, what's the word on Bruno,?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 07:00 PM (+nEug)

136 25 Cops responded to check on Doukoullos, 92, at his Hermosa Beach home around 12:30 p.m. Saturday after his realtor hadn't heard from him for about a week, police said.

How sad is it that the only person who cared what happened to the guy was his realtor?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 06:24 PM (6ydKt)

Well, the guy was a developer, so I took as a kind of co-worker relationship -- he built properties, she sold them. But still.

Posted by: SciVo at March 27, 2026 07:01 PM (Sy6m/)

137 >>>Ummm, it was a woman pretending to be a man. Hence the Blues Brother outfit. At least, that was what most figured out reading the NYPost bit last week.

Oh boy, you're right. I got confused when I got spun around the gender-blender mixing cycle. If you notice, I also accidentally called her "him" once myself -- I'm just so used to men pretending to be women that this woman pretending to be a man confuzzled me.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:01 PM (1wjle)

138 >>I doubt much is getting in from abroad, as shipping a missile in by land or sea is pretty difficult with our Overwatch abilities. More likely they have stocks of missiles here and there they can use for a while.

China and Russia may be able to supply them with small numbers of missiles through overland routes.

But, most likely, they are working with a very limited supply / hoard.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 07:01 PM (W7FsI)

139 Ayn Rand looks like a Vulcan

Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 07:02 PM (gKWVE)

140 "My perspective is unique and important."
— on a Cheerios box.

Actually, your perspective is probably not unique and it certainly is not important. People couldn't care less about your perspective.

Posted by: Ralph at March 27, 2026 07:02 PM (8WZD4)

141 England is so doomed its not funny
Posted by: Skip

From JJ's Morning Report this morning, there are more an 1000 Islamic no go zones in Europe. F*cked they are.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 07:03 PM (ndZc7)

142 80 >the shooting as a "negligent discharge," indicating the weapon fired unintentionally.

The term is very specific - an 'accidental' discharge is an unintentional discharge that was not caused by user actions.

A 'negligent' discharge is an unintentional discharge that *is caused* by user actions.

Typically by someone fiddle-fucking with their gun when they shouldn't be.
Posted by: Agammamon
---

Playing with its gun while escorting the ex-president and his family through the airport. Fidling with a weapon in an area full of people.

Isn't a purposful reason required to unholster a weapon?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 07:03 PM (rQASa)

143 For those who don't know, when a guy twerks, it is 100% gay. No exceptions.
Posted by: No Name Today

So, he already had a Darwin award just by existing and he gets a second one for dying?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 27, 2026 07:03 PM (a+4eV)

144 Oh, well it sounded like you were inseminating the stallions but I guess that would be kind of dumb.
Posted by: fd - I am perfect, it's the world that's all f'd up at March 27, 2026 06:59 PM (vFG9F)

Not if they're trans-stallions.

Posted by: Horsefeathers! at March 27, 2026 07:03 PM (TbWk/)

145 China and Russia may be able to supply them with small numbers of missiles through overland routes.

But, most likely, they are working with a very limited supply / hoard.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 07:01 PM (W7FsI)

Something missile shaped is gonna stand out on your highways in Iran these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:03 PM (8avO+)

146 Biopsy results next week, Ben Had. In the meantime, Prednisone to reduce the swollen lymph nodes.

Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

147 wait -- where did I write the Post got the pronouns right for once? I know I DID write that, but now I can't find it.

Did a coblogger already edit that for me?

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:03 PM (1wjle)

148 Playing with its gun while escorting the ex-president and his family through the airport. Fidling with a weapon in an area full of people.

Isn't a purposful reason required to unholster a weapon?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 07:03 PM (rQASa)

If it is the same agent she might have been seeing if she could actually draw the gun this time.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:04 PM (8avO+)

149
*nods*

Gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 06:33 PM (zZu0s)

Is it that obvious

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 07:05 PM (9S4G5)

150 In addition to Soros and random NGO's that can't be traced, one person funding No Kings is said to be Neville Singham, the husband of the Code Pink founder. Connections and ties to the CCP, of course.

A surprise because I figured to be in Code Pink you'd need to be a lesbian.

Follow the dots and $$$. He's a billionaire. Yet his name is not as famous as Soros.

Antifa, declared a terrorist group last October by President Trump has been rather quiet. However, like cockroaches, hard to stop.

Just wait until June aka Riot Month.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 07:05 PM (WONhk)

151 >>>>>Ummm, it was a woman pretending to be a man. Hence the Blues Brother outfit. At least, that was what most figured out reading the NYPost bit last week.

wait, no, the Post says it's a "transgender woman," which is the way the media refers to men pretending to be women.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:05 PM (1wjle)

152 Russia sent some weapons under the guise of humanitarian aid.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 07:05 PM (+nEug)

153 Home Ownership

So I purchased new low profile ceiling fans with remotes for the lights and fans because I previously asked an electrician what it would cost to replace all my single switches with separate switches for the fans and lights and he quoted me 30K - 40K $$.

I'm in my bedroom securing the newer lighter fan when I notice that the electrical box it fastens to is wiggling. I can push the electrical box up and into the attic. The box is fastened to a 2x4 board or something. But that board isn't attached to anything! Just freely sitting on top of the ceiling drywall. And these new fans are monolithic plastic parts, no way to balance. So the thing when assembled up there just goes wobble wobble CLANK CLANK CLANK.

So I am going to have to venture up into the attic and the only access is by ladder through a narrow ceiling portal. I've never been up there. It could be a happy magical place where my every wish comes true. It could be a realm of everlasting torture and pain where my every nightmare comes true. I simply don't know.

But it will have to wait until tomorrow and I no longer have a working fan in my bedroom and without a constant pleasant breeze at night I may die.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 27, 2026 07:05 PM (3uBP9)

154 "The New York Post had previously Respecced the Pronouns but it admirably calls this Trans Hero of Bravery "he" and "him" throughout the account."

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 07:05 PM (9S4G5)

155 Well, the guy was a developer, so I took as a kind of co-worker relationship -- he built properties, she sold them. But still.

Posted by: SciVo at March 27, 2026 07:01 PM (Sy6m/)

That makes more sense.
I was thinking the only person who wondered where he was is the realtor waiting on her commission or something.

It is still sad.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 07:05 PM (6ydKt)

156 "Ayn Rand looks like a Vulcan
Posted by: gKWVE"

I think she would have got along with Spock. Maybe even Ponfarred.

Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 07:06 PM (vFG9F)

157 I'm getting confused between the "transgender woman" and "transgender man" stories. The first one, I believe, is a man pretending to be a woman -- a "transgender woman" or "pretend woman" -- and the one about the lawyer is about a "transgender man" or "pretend man."

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:06 PM (1wjle)

158 [Collecting stallion splooge] is one job that better be worth the big bucks is all I'm saying.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 06:48 PM (6ydKt)

Kamala should have taken that job. At least it would have been useful to the economy.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 07:06 PM (gKWVE)

159 I guess Kaboom is now out as a cereal name.

May I suggest 'Her-oes'

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 07:06 PM (Sco7b)

160 Shirtless Brown gets down.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 07:06 PM (Cqx++)

161 Why did Dr. Jill's SS agent have a gun drawn in Philly Airport? Was an ICE agent walking towards her?

Posted by: Cosda at March 27, 2026 07:07 PM (Y7Jqa)

162 i feel like I'm taking the LSAT's logic puzzle part

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:07 PM (1wjle)

163 147 wait -- where did I write the Post got the pronouns right for once? I know I DID write that, but now I can't find it.

Did a coblogger already edit that for me?

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:03 PM (1wjle)

Yup it was in there.
I was shocked as you were.

The NY Post reporters are usually as woke as the rest who follow the AP Style Guide.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 07:07 PM (6ydKt)

164 Playing with its gun while escorting the ex-president and his family through the airport. Fidling with a weapon in an area full of people.

-
They're going to have to adopt the Barney Fife rule.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 07:07 PM (ndZc7)

165 Cheerios, like all cereal is pure shit. Don’t feed any of it to your kids. Feed them protein in the morning not empty calories.

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 07:07 PM (qAeYZ)

166 >>154 "The New York Post had previously Respecced the Pronouns but it admirably calls this Trans Hero of Bravery "he" and "him" throughout the account."

right, I see that now, I looked in the wrong story, in the trans "man" lawyer story.

But the blues brother "woman" is a "transgender woman" meaning "actually a man roleplaying as woman."

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:08 PM (1wjle)

167 But it will have to wait until tomorrow and I no longer have a working fan in my bedroom and without a constant pleasant breeze at night I may die.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 27, 2026 07:05 PM (3uBP9)

You can get single person little fans at your convenience stores or hardware stores pretty cheap. I have them at spots in my house to get some airflow moving.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:08 PM (8avO+)

168
aggressive colonizers demand that the UK "decolonize" Shakespeare's home because it's White Supremacy that the greatest writer of the all-white-until-thirty-years-ago British Isles was white.

So I guess us LBQTBBQEIEIO types are getting thrown under the bus now...

Posted by: Portia at March 27, 2026 07:08 PM (y9nCu)

169 in future posts I will only have one type of transgender, to avoid the dizzying Gender Funhouse of Mirrors confusion i'm currently experiencing

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:09 PM (1wjle)

170 Kamala should have taken that job. At least it would have been useful to the economy.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 07:06 PM (gKWVE)

She's been a pretty decent sperm extractor since Willie Brown so there's always something for her to do after she loses the run for president again.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 07:09 PM (6ydKt)

171 The back of the Kaboom cereal box just had picture of an ancient grave yard with broken headstones, a dilapidated caretaker house with some ravens looking down upon an open grave from a barren tree branch.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 27, 2026 07:09 PM (tYGL3)

172 what do you call that carnival attraction with all the mirrors? I don't think it's "Funhouse of Mirrors" but that's all I can think of.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:10 PM (1wjle)

173 Lunatic man or woman would suffice as well.

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 07:10 PM (qAeYZ)

174 I notice they all wear masks because they wish to avoid being identified as a traitor.

So courageous and brave.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 07:10 PM (RIvkX)

175 Playing with its gun while escorting the ex-president and his family through the airport. Fidling with a weapon in an area full of people.

Non-breastfeeding person down!!

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 07:10 PM (4NO2D)

176 137 >>>Ummm, it was a woman pretending to be a man. Hence the Blues Brother outfit. At least, that was what most figured out reading the NYPost bit last week.

Oh boy, you're right. I got confused when I got spun around the gender-blender mixing cycle. If you notice, I also accidentally called her "him" once myself -- I'm just so used to men pretending to be women that this woman pretending to be a man confuzzled me.
Posted by: ace
---

Retches do that on purpose.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 07:10 PM (rQASa)

177 I thinks it's just House of Mirrors.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 07:11 PM (4NO2D)

178 >>>The back of the Kaboom cereal box just had picture of an ancient grave yard with broken headstones, a dilapidated caretaker house with some ravens looking down upon an open grave from a barren tree branch.

lol

the secret Kaboom Kids Kode turned out to be "you were a mistake and your parents regret your birth"

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:11 PM (1wjle)

179 A caveman thumping on a hollow log is just as good music as a Bach concerto!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 06:40 PM (ndZc7)

I see you have been to the French Quarter in Nawlins.

They use 5 gallon buckets, however.

Posted by: Zombie Satchmo at March 27, 2026 07:11 PM (AknkO)

180 House of mirrors.

Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 07:11 PM (vFG9F)

181 Transgender woman
Stay away from me
Transgender woman
Mama, let me be
Don't come hangin' round my door
I don't wanna see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' old with you

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 07:11 PM (ndZc7)

182 >>>177 I thinks it's just House of Mirrors.

yeah.

Or "Bruce Lee's Workout Room"

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:11 PM (1wjle)

183
it was a woman pretending to be a man. Hence the Blues Brother outfit. At least, that was what most figured out reading the NYPost bit last week.

================

Man pretending to be a woman. Hence the hissy-fit style and demand for a female cop.

Also: he would have gotten away with this in a Chick Fil-A, airport ticket counter, school registration, ANYWHERE but this courtroom, this time. There are trannies (well, one anyway) who make a living propping up table-tripods in restaurants and filming themselves making scenes after supposedly being microaggressed and erased.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 07:11 PM (XJ22o)

184 what do you call that carnival attraction with all the mirrors? I don't think it's "Funhouse of Mirrors" but that's all I can think of.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:10 PM (1wjle)

Hall Of Mirrors - Siouxsie and the Banshees
She stepped into the hall of mirrors
Where she discovered a reflection of herself
Sometimes she saw her real face
And sometimes a stranger at her place
Even the greatest stars discover themselves in the looking glass
Even the greatest stars find their face in the looking glass

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:12 PM (8avO+)

185 169 in future posts I will only have one type of transgender, to avoid the dizzying Gender Funhouse of Mirrors confusion i'm currently experiencing

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:09 PM (1wjle)

I go with transman = female on testosterone, transwoman = male on estrogen.

It's a damn shame anybody has to get those classifications straight in their heads as a requirement to understand modernity.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 07:12 PM (6ydKt)

186 A Fun House has like a Little Tikes American Ninja Challenge with spinning things and moving bridges.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 07:12 PM (4NO2D)

187 >>> You can get single person little fans at your convenience stores or hardware stores pretty cheap. I have them at spots in my house to get some airflow moving.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:08 PM (8avO+)

I have a bunch. I'm just kind of pissed about the whole thing now. It should have been a 15 min job but is going to take up at least half a day.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 27, 2026 07:12 PM (3uBP9)

188 Grok says House of Mirrors, Hall of Mirrors or Mirror Maze.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 07:13 PM (Sco7b)

189 >>>Man pretending to be a woman. Hence the hissy-fit style and demand for a female cop.

no that was a woman pretending to be a man, who decided to Flip the Script and demand a female cop as she spammed out a dozen other "I can't breathes" and "You're hurting me's"

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:13 PM (1wjle)

190 169 in future posts I will only have one type of transgender, to avoid the dizzying Gender Funhouse of Mirrors confusion i'm currently experiencing
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:09 PM (1wjle)

You could specify

man-to-woman
or
woman-to-man

to clarify.

Posted by: m at March 27, 2026 07:13 PM (fNISR)

191 "He is part Asian, right ?
Posted by: Oldcat

Coblanasian ... or something like that, according to Tiger himself.

here it is. Urban Dictionary: Cablanasian
A person of mixed race consisting of Caucasian, Black, Asian. i.e. Tiger Woods

Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2026 07:13 PM (vbXSk)

192 169 in future posts I will only have one type of transgender, to avoid the dizzying Gender Funhouse of Mirrors confusion i'm currently experiencing
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:09 PM (1wjle)

It is confusing to me as well. I still wonder why poor Chaz couldn't just be a plain old lesbian as He/She is dating a female.

However, since I am not demonic it's ok for normal people to be confused.

Then I think about the man surgery and my brain shuts down.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 07:13 PM (WONhk)

193 or Mirror Maze.

Oh yeah. They called it that in Something Wicked This Way Comes.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 07:14 PM (4NO2D)

194 look right now I literally don't know which way is up so feel free to Assign Gender as you deem appropriate

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:14 PM (1wjle)

195 i've heard hall of mirrors, too. thanks.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:15 PM (1wjle)

196 look right now I literally don't know which way is up so feel free to Assign Gender as you deem appropriate
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:14 PM

This statement reeks of privilege.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 07:15 PM (4NO2D)

197 I go with transman = female on testosterone, transwoman = male on estrogen.

***************

I go by the KISS principle:

pretend man
pretend woman

Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2026 07:15 PM (Y1sOo)

198 banana Dream

I could tell you all the things you might find up there, but won't.
Do it now before heat hits. Attics get really shitty in the heat.
1 trip up to see what's there... make sure to take a tape measure. Measure twice. Write it in ink on your hand.
Also, before you go up, remove your fan completely, and expose the hole. May find you don't even have to go up!

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 07:15 PM (q6tQZ)

199 >>>Man pretending to be a woman. Hence the hissy-fit style and demand for a female cop.

no that was a woman pretending to be a man, who decided to Flip the Script and demand a female cop as she spammed out a dozen other "I can't breathes" and "You're hurting me's"
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:13 PM (1wjle)

It should be standard practice when they pull the I cant breathe scam the cops jam a respirator tube into them.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:15 PM (8avO+)

200 I wondered about the Secret Service "issue" with "Dr. Jill" and whether or not it was payback for the incompetent Service assigned to Trump.

If I were Trump, I'd assign every non-compliant, yet employed Service agent to Bush, Obama and *biden.

And limit the detail to, like 3. Instead of 30 or whatever it is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 07:15 PM (AkEZC)

201 Some Mt Biking:

Gold Bar Rim - Moab Utah

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=qF-QxuZbNkM

This is a fun trail I have ridden every time I have been to Moab.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 07:16 PM (W7FsI)

202 Britain's are throwing their heritage out the window

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0)

203 It should be standard practice when they pull the I cant breathe scam the cops jam a respirator tube into them.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:15 PM

An emergency tracheotomy would also work.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 07:16 PM (4NO2D)

204 195 i've heard hall of mirrors, too. thanks.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:15 PM (1wjle)

Anytime.

Everyone, good night.
No Kings Day tomorrow!! Lol

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 07:17 PM (Sco7b)

205 Banana Dream, my rule of projects is take how ever long you think your project is going to take and double it, and then double it again. That's how long the project will probably take, but there are no guarantees.

Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 07:17 PM (vFG9F)

206 banana Dream

Fans have special boxes (now). You may find that someone attached a fan to a standard outlet box. If so, can be done from the room below.
Best case scenario.

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 07:17 PM (q6tQZ)

207 f I were Trump, I'd assign every non-compliant, yet employed Service agent to Bush, Obama and *biden.

And limit the detail to, like 3. Instead of 30 or whatever it is.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 07:15 PM (AkEZC)

No, the more idjits around the worse it is for the Bidens.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:17 PM (8avO+)

208 >>It should be standard practice when they pull the I cant breathe scam the cops jam a respirator tube into them.

You can literally hear on the video pretend man taking big gulps of air in between the 'I cant breaves"

Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2026 07:17 PM (Y1sOo)

209 I also liked the way the "attorney" screamed at the judge: "It's because I'm transgender, isn't it?" She replied she "did not know him from Adam." Which must have hurt (vs Eve). Then yelled about the phone call to confuse everyone.

Maybe they should wear a sticker on their heads. Not that I would care or pay attention or speak to them anyway or use the pronoun BS.

In the NOLA airport last summer my husband had a trans man in front of him pretending to be a blonde woman with extensions. I took a photo from behind to send to our sons (yes, yes, I know I am a wicked person). He/she did not do anything exciting, thank goodness. Or try to paw my husband (I would have laughed like a lunatic).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 07:18 PM (WONhk)

210 Kaboom gives no affirmations.
Posted by: human (allegedly) at March 27, 2026 06:58 PM (dVTxy)
=====

"Your Best is OK"

"Almost There"

"Creo Soy Meh"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 07:18 PM (RIvkX)

211 No, the more idjits around the worse it is for the Bidens.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:17 PM

A clown car of Pats.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 07:18 PM (4NO2D)

212 196 look right now I literally don't know which way is up so feel free to Assign Gender as you deem appropriate
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:14 PM

This statement reeks of privilege.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 07:15 PM (4NO2D)

haha

Posted by: m at March 27, 2026 07:18 PM (fNISR)

213 Banana Dream, my rule of projects is take how ever long you think your project is going to take and double it, and then double it again. That's how long the project will probably take, but there are no guarantees.
Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 07:17 PM (vFG9F)

My rule for software is double the estimate and bump up to the next higher time unit.

So 5 minutes -> 10 hours. 4 hours -> 8 days

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:18 PM (8avO+)

214 oh I just realized, "funhouse mirror" means the mirror with warps so that you appear taller or fatter or flipped upside down.

I confuzzled the terms.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:18 PM (1wjle)

215 124 Say what you will about transgenderism, Tiger Woods has had his third serious accident in a short period of time. He may be a woman trapped in a man's body.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

And he's been arrested for a DUI.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 27, 2026 07:19 PM (wBh67)

216 >>> Kaboom gives no affirmations.
Posted by: human (allegedly)

hey, kids -- Hope Is a Lie

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:20 PM (1wjle)

217 Say what you will about transgenderism, Tiger Woods has had his third serious accident in a short period of time. He may be a woman trapped in a man's body.

Should I bring up Asian stereotyping?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 07:20 PM (4NO2D)

218 Tigerio
por favor
keepo shinio sid uppio

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 27, 2026 07:20 PM (/+uur)

219 "So 5 minutes -> 10 hours. 4 hours -> 8 days
Posted by: Oldcat

Lol. Btdt.

Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 07:20 PM (vFG9F)

220 >>> Kaboom gives no affirmations.
Posted by: human (allegedly)

hey, kids -- Hope Is a Lie
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:20 PM

It's all down hill from here, kid.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 07:20 PM (4NO2D)

221 You could go traditional with QUEENS & DYKES.
All the other terms are post modern fiction.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 07:20 PM (rQASa)

222 >>>And he's been arrested for a DUI.

For, like, the third time.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2026 07:21 PM (Y1sOo)

223 That tranny lawyer put up a good fight for a fat woman.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 27, 2026 07:21 PM (fd80v)

224 Kaboom Deflation:

if you believe in yourself, you'll believe in anything

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:21 PM (1wjle)

225
Russia sent some weapons under the guise of humanitarian aid.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 07:05 PM (+nEug)

Emotional support cluster munitions. For that typical friendly Slavic group hug...

Posted by: Portia at March 27, 2026 07:21 PM (y9nCu)

226 Why did Dr. Jill's SS agent have a gun drawn in Philly Airport? Was an ICE agent walking towards her?
Posted by: Cosda at March 27, 2026 07:07 PM (Y7Jqa)

Well, it happened so fast my training just took over. First Dr. Jill started to twerk and next thing I know her panties came off and blam blam blam! I went to work!

Posted by: Bob Huggaroot, SS Agent at March 27, 2026 07:21 PM (AknkO)

227
Agh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 07:22 PM (y9nCu)

228 This is my dick
This is my gun
ooo baby my dick gun
*grabs and squeezes*

BAMM

Posted by: Trans Blender SSID at March 27, 2026 07:22 PM (/+uur)

229 There is no such thing as "trans".

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 07:22 PM (+nEug)

230 Trying is the first step toward failure.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 07:22 PM (4NO2D)

231 216 >>> Kaboom gives no affirmations.
Posted by: human (allegedly)

hey, kids -- Hope Is a Lie
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:20 PM (1wjle)

Sad!

Posted by: m at March 27, 2026 07:22 PM (fNISR)

232 138 >>I doubt much is getting in from abroad, as shipping a missile in by land or sea is pretty difficult with our Overwatch abilities. More likely they have stocks of missiles here and there they can use for a while.

China and Russia may be able to supply them with small numbers of missiles through overland routes.

But, most likely, they are working with a very limited supply / hoard.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 07:01 PM (W7FsI)

I read somewhere that Russia was sending what they have of Iran's drones back, since it has cloned domestic production, and it's just one part of the offensive mix anyway. But I doubt it will make much difference for anyone.

Posted by: SciVo at March 27, 2026 07:22 PM (Sy6m/)

233 It should be standard practice when they pull the I cant breathe scam the cops jam a respirator tube into them.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:15 PM (8avO+)

Laughs!

Ace, I have only seen one woman to man sport a beard: Chaz. Granted, I don't get out much and could be completely wrong.

It had to have taken Chaz 15-20yrs of testosterone to get her beard. Maybe there are beard transplants as I have no clue. I hope poor Chaz simply has a strap on vs surgery, but seeing it's Hollywood probably not.

I think the outstanding attny was a man using his transgender flag and wanting a female officer. Probably wanting to wee in the ladies room, too.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 07:23 PM (WONhk)

234 All transgender is just another type of crazy. They want their crazy to be special for some reason only they know. And the best thing to do is pay no attention to crazy.

Posted by: Case at March 27, 2026 07:23 PM (pvf3X)

235 Over under on when the soon-to-be-disbarred tranny lawyer shoots up a muddle school?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 07:23 PM (Wnv9h)

236 My rule for software is double the estimate and bump up to the next higher time unit.

So 5 minutes -> 10 hours. 4 hours -> 8 days

—

Double what you think it will take to develop. Add 50% for testing. Add 25% for deployment. Add 10% for documentation.

Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 07:23 PM (qAeYZ)

237 >>>Ace, I have only seen one woman to man sport a beard: Chaz. Granted, I don't get out much and could be completely wrong.

They're loaded up on testosterone. Anyone can grow a beard with a sufficient dose of testosterone.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:24 PM (1wjle)

238 Britain's are throwing their heritage out the window
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0)

They say there is a lot of ruin in a nation, which is true but the Brits need to start pulling out of a dive.

I heard the EU parliament passed some severe immigration restriction law....but then I remembered that the legislature has no power to make the law take effect. It goes to the Commission or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:24 PM (8avO+)

239 223 That tranny lawyer put up a good fight for a fat woman.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
---

Have to shoot up mucho steroids to grow a beard like that. She's probably got outstanding muscles too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 07:25 PM (rQASa)

240 Playing with its gun while escorting the ex-president and his family through the airport. Fidling with a weapon in an area full of people.

Isn't a purposful reason required to unholster a weapon?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 07:03 PM (rQASa)

Maybe he was reenacting the scene from Tombstone where Johnny Ringo was flipping his gun around to show off for DOCTOR Jill Biden.

Posted by: Nelly at March 27, 2026 07:25 PM (7gpcF)

241 Trying is the first step toward failure.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Smart. I’m just going to kick back and drink then.

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 27, 2026 07:25 PM (fcDpY)

242 Kaboom boxes had puzzles on them like mazes with no path to escape

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:25 PM (1wjle)

243 John Thune's DC office phone no. Toll-Free: 1-866-850-3855
If you are up at 3am EST, consider calling and leave a message.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 27, 2026 07:25 PM (404p+)

244 Pete Hegseth slashes military 'faith codes' from over 200 to 31 in Pentagon Chaplain Corps overhaul

Modern druid
Post Modern druid
Lesser druid
and
Apocalypse druid
Now share priestesses

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 27, 2026 07:25 PM (/+uur)

245 It had to have taken Chaz 15-20yrs of testosterone to get her beard. Maybe there are beard transplants as I have no clue. I hope poor Chaz simply has a strap on vs surgery, but seeing it's Hollywood probably not.

I think the outstanding attny was a man using his transgender flag and wanting a female officer. Probably wanting to wee in the ladies room, too.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 07:23 PM (WONhk)

I'm sure you could implant anywhere if you were motivated and rich enough.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:26 PM (8avO+)

246 I read somewhere that Russia was sending what they have of Iran's drones back, since it has cloned domestic production, and it's just one part of the offensive mix anyway. But I doubt it will make much difference for anyone.
Posted by: SciVo at March 27, 2026 07:22 PM (Sy6m/)

I like that all of chy na's failed.

Russia has to be depleted after the Youcrane.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 07:26 PM (WONhk)

247 Kaboom boxes had puzzles on them like mazes with no path to escape
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:25 PM

Crossword puzzles, in Farsi.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 07:26 PM (4NO2D)

248 242 Kaboom boxes had puzzles on them like mazes with no path to escape
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:25 PM (1wjle)

*snort

Posted by: m at March 27, 2026 07:26 PM (fNISR)

249 Instagram nbc10philadelphia

(Loudmouth) Philip Glover, National President of the American Federal of Government Employees, District 3 (DE & PA) and a former law enforcement officer, called for ICE agents to leave the Philadelphia Airport during a rally outside of Philadelphia's City Hall on Thursday morning.

"I think everybody can tell, I'm a former law enforcement officer. You don't wear masks. You don't go without warrants and you don't...tackle people out of cars and break their windows and rip them out of cars. That's not what law enforcement is supposed to do," he said. "So maybe take them for some retraining on that and get them out of our airport. And get TSA paid today."

Audio & video available.

Context is mine. I add: You also don't become a fulltime union "official" when you're doing well in your own Federal job.

And everyone in the executive branch of civil service knows that's a fact.
---
So Philip badmouths other Federal employees but then it gets even better:

Facebook, Philadelphia Inquirer
1h
A day after President Donald Trump deployed armed ICE agents to security checkpoints at Philadelphia International

Posted by: L - No nic... at March 27, 2026 07:27 PM (NFX2v)

250 Kaboom boxes could be stacked into to Post Apocalypse Box Cabins.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 27, 2026 07:27 PM (/+uur)

251 Airport, Philly’s TSA union leaders and the city’s top Lawmakers (Philadelphia City Council members such Working Families Party's Kendra Brooks) & U.S. Rep. Brendan Boyle (D., Philadelphia) stood on the steps of City Hall to send a message.

In part, "U.S. Rep. Brendan Boyle (D., Philadelphia) said Trump’s announcement proved “he could have been paying them all along.”

“He and Republicans were holding them hostage in order to win more funding for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Very happy that we stood up to Trump and he caved,” Boyle wrote.

More, including video & audio. And, again, some context added including that the gordita has been upstaged.
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TSA's duties at the Philadelphia International Airport should be outsourced/privatized to help protect US citizens in the Region against sanctuary city & county policies, imo.

Posted by: L - No nic... at March 27, 2026 07:27 PM (NFX2v)

252 >>> Also, before you go up, remove your fan completely, and expose the hole. May find you don't even have to go up!
Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 07:15 PM (q6tQZ)

The fans taken off and it's just the exposed electrical junction box.

I understand a bit more now. The box is fastened to a big threaded bolt. And at the ends of the bolt are these metal plates. And it looks like the bolt should be suspended between two joists with the metal plates pressed into the joists. But some how the plates have com off the joists.

The internet is calling this a "remodel bar or brace". Ooh! The internet is also saying there may be a way to reach up and secure the brace again getting it to expand against the joists. I might be able to say here in the material world with only my hand and arm passing beyond into the other realm. I'm going to try that.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 27, 2026 07:28 PM (3uBP9)

253 My rule for software is double the estimate and bump up to the next higher time unit.

So 5 minutes -> 10 hours. 4 hours -> 8 days

That’s good. When given an estimate with a range like 2-3 days, I try to determine if it means 2+3, 2x3, or 2^3 days. Yours is probably more accurate.

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 27, 2026 07:28 PM (fcDpY)

254 I like that all of chy na's failed.

Russia has to be depleted after the Youcrane.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 07:26 PM (WONhk)

They are starting up a Spring offensive now so what they have will be used there.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:28 PM (8avO+)

255 Did she get her suit at Janes R Banks?

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 27, 2026 07:29 PM (/+uur)

256
They're loaded up on testosterone. Anyone can grow a beard with a sufficient dose of testosterone.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:24 PM (1wjle)

I guess that could explain why he did not come swishing in decked in a prom dress and tiara.

The demonic voice was scary. I'd probably pull the fire alarm.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 07:29 PM (WONhk)

257 147 wait -- where did I write the Post got the pronouns right for once? I know I DID write that, but now I can't find it.

Did a coblogger already edit that for me?
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:03 PM (1wjle)
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That's why I prefer s/he/it.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 27, 2026 07:29 PM (AlhUl)

258 239
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Have to shoot up mucho steroids to grow a beard like that. She's probably got outstanding muscles too.
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Are you saying she could probably have hit 70 HRs this year?
And she wastes it fighting 3 bailiffs? What a dumbass.

Posted by: Mark McGwire at March 27, 2026 07:30 PM (fd80v)

259 Le Cafe is open for business
NOOD

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)

260 We have DIAD for the dudes in dresses.

There's no real equivalent for women. "Woman in a pair of pants" (WIAPOP?) doesn't have any impact because... it's not unusual.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 27, 2026 07:30 PM (a+4eV)

261
>>> Kaboom gives no affirmations.
Posted by: human (allegedly)

hey, kids -- Hope Is a Lie
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:20 PM (1wjle)

doN'T gEt Me staRteD on cAke....

Posted by: GLaDOS at March 27, 2026 07:31 PM (y9nCu)

262 2 years to build a Cruse

Give one to DOGE and they would have about 2000 of them fuckers stacked out the plant in late Sept.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 27, 2026 07:31 PM (/+uur)

263 The internet is calling this a "remodel bar or brace". Ooh! The internet is also saying there may be a way to reach up and secure the brace again getting it to expand against the joists. I might be able to say here in the material world with only my hand and arm passing beyond into the other realm. I'm going to try that.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 27, 2026 07:28 PM (3uBP9)

Even if you manage I'd go up and use some screws to make sure the thing doesn't pop off again, it might come down through the ceiling next time.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 07:31 PM (8avO+)

264 Marco was asked about russki weapons aid to the turbans and replied that nothing being brought in would affect our operations. Which is a plausible assessment and an appropriate dodge of a question that's not really that important.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 07:33 PM (U/Byj)

265 banana Dream

That's a best case scenario!
Look at "old work fan brace". (Home Depot, Lowes., etc)
I'd be looking to put a few screws into the brace. Prolly one came loose.
Also, if needed to get your arm up there, don't be askeered to violate the drywall. Bigger is easier to patch than smaller.

Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 07:33 PM (q6tQZ)

266 237 >>>Ace, I have only seen one woman to man sport a beard: Chaz. Granted, I don't get out much and could be completely wrong.

They're loaded up on testosterone. Anyone can grow a beard with a sufficient dose of testosterone.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 07:24 PM (1wjle)
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Remember the story of the woman who was prescribed testosterone for some legit reason? She was shocked that she wanted to screw almost every man she saw.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 27, 2026 07:34 PM (AlhUl)

267 I am not convinced we are in much better shape than the Brits (and some other Euros). In Britain they've actually killed the pussy-con party. We are still infested with Thunes.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 27, 2026 07:36 PM (AlhUl)

268 "Your Best is OK"

"Almost There"

"Creo Soy Meh"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 07:18 PM (RIvkX)

"When your best is just not good enough"

Posted by: javems at March 27, 2026 07:38 PM (zFsEm)

269 Things are serious.

Mother Jones has another Al Gore interview.

What? Who?

Posted by: L - No nic... at March 27, 2026 07:40 PM (NFX2v)

270 267 I am not convinced we are in much better shape than the Brits (and some other Euros). In Britain they've actually killed the pussy-con party. We are still infested with Thunes.
Posted by: Eeyore
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They have mission creep and are succeeding.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 07:46 PM (rQASa)

271 More like Felonor Beaulieu, amirite?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 08:45 PM (WMhpp)

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