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Overnight Open Thread [04/06/2026]
The rescue was an Easter miracle. The enemy was large and violent. The rescuers were brilliant, strong, decisive and as cool as anyone can be.-- President Donald Trump
Bravery never goes out of fashion-- William Makepeace Thackery
But the bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding go out to meet it.-- Thucydides
Where all your rights become only an accumulated wrong; where men must beg with bated breath for leave to subsist in their own land, to think their own thoughts, to sing their own songs, to garner the fruits of their own labours...then surely it is a braver, a saner and a truer thing, to be a rebel in act and deed against such circumstances as these than tamely to accept it as the natural lot of men.-- Sir Roger Casement
There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty, that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism.-- Alexander Hamilton
I love America. American Exceptionalism...all 250 years of it... is a power that is unrivaled in the world. But I cannot remember a time during which I was more proud of my country and being an American than right now. Our magnificent armed forces, made up entirely of the American people, morphed from a pathetic, woke, mess of a force just a few years ago, into a cohesive group that is entirely focused on one thing: destroying our enemies in defense of our nation. They are magnificent, and represent the highest ideals of our great country.
And here's the other side!
Chloe woke up at 6:45am and immediately felt proud of herself.
— Sama Hoole (@SamaHoole) March 24, 2026
She had, after all, not eaten a single animal product in four years. The planet was healing. She could feel it.
6:52am - Applied her morning SPF. The SPF contains beeswax. Chloe does not know this. Moving on.… pic.twitter.com/2OckmKzAiM
We aren't the only culture that loves its pets! This is in the Victoria & Albert Museum in London. Great place, and absolutely huge. Wear walking shoes! Although there is a great pub about a five minute walk down the street, so all will be rewarded with a pint of a delicious English cask ale. Bashaw
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Congress at April 06, 2026 09:55 PM (VHUov)
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Posted by: CBD
I'm going to go pour a bit of bourbon just so I can toast this.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 09:59 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Congress at April 06, 2026 09:55 PM (VHUov)
Fight onward, Christian soldiers!
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Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 09:57 PM (3ek7K)
It is neither early nor late.
It is exactly on time.
As are all of my ONTs!
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Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2026 10:00 PM (cYBz/)
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Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:00 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
They do, but there's an equation they use now. Something about the number of steps allowed being proportional to salary and sports-gear sponsorships.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:00 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (2WIwB)
Poor Bashaw was only 2 when he died?! No fair.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:00 PM (zZu0s)
Don't get ahead of yourself!
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Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
It's gone beyond ridiculous.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (V4IXI)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:03 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 10:03 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (2WIwB)
Left unsaid is that it applies only to a free people, or those who would fight to be free.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:03 PM (n9ltV)
https://youtu.be/2kBPYgWTF6I
Posted by: Artemis at April 06, 2026 10:03 PM (9vFyc)
From last thread:
>>
Publius, how much navigation can be manually performed by the Orion crew? The Apollo missions could get aligned with a sextant and stars and the rest of it, in a pinch. They wanted to be able to get home again one way or another. Independent of Mission Control, if radio comms were lost, or the Soviets jammed frequencies, or the computer horked.
--------------------
Apollo *required* manual navigation alignment. They had to get their gyro angles manuall reset ever so often and to correct for drift. Think of this as sighting stars to get their own XYZ axis reference properly aligned.
With Orion, it's all automated. Now, I don't know for sure, but I'm certain they would be manual contigency procedures they were trained in if the system failed. But otherwise, manual alignment is not needed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 10:03 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:04 PM (Sco7b)
And my boys love being Americans. How awesome is that?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (A5RD0)
Fist bump.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (FlJsV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (n9ltV)
I admit, though, having a small dozer to deal with junk mail is tempting.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (S/Y4j)
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Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (ExV1e)
Looks like we've got the blues.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (w6EFb)
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Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2026 10:00 PM (cYBz/)
Sounds like you are trying to take all the fun out of shitposting TP.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026
***
That's young even for such a big breed. I've read they average a lifespan of eight years, which is like a mayfly among dogs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (K3f7J)
or...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (n9ltV)
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Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:06 PM (7D3Aa)
And I got arrested for it in my time!
Posted by: Lenny Bruce at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)
Thank God they got our guys out. How amazing our military is.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (JkO4W)
Great ONT CBD
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Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026
***
I had the big hit in 1968.
( -- Paul Mauriat)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
As it turns out, enjoying stepping on snakes isn't conducive to a long and healthy life. As a mongoose, I made a pretty good dog.
Posted by: zombie Bashaw at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)
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Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (FlJsV)
Or backwards.
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Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM (ESVrU)
These are the nice things.
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Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 06, 2026 10:08 PM (SRRAx
Because CBD can!!
Hi Teresa!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:09 PM (Sco7b)
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Olll loll lolll
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Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (r0dOk)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (jzqpX)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (rbvCR)
Four US Army Douglas World Cruisers on that date took off from Seattle. All the navigation they had as via dead reckoning as there were no radios or navigation aids. Two of the four planes would complete the epic journey - Chicago and New Orleans. Two would be lost attempting the heroic effort- Seattle and Boston, all the crews survived.
The planes might have been US Army but the Coast Guard and US Navy would be on hand in planning and support. So this was a fully American effort as ships, personnel, and equipment would be scattered across the globe for this effort.
102 years later, we have witnessed Artemis II go back to the Moon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026
***
Websites ca. 1995-2003, with that eternal gray background and all sorts of colors for text . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (qox2u)
Posted by: pookysgirl's next line is I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL! at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (Wt5PA)
I feel like you don't want to be the first person they try *that* out on.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (sabhw)
Anyhoo. Y’all should look up NTD NEWS. I’ve been watching for a few months.
I’ll not give spoilers. Let me know what you think.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (2GVsD)
I feel like you don't want to be the first person they try *that* out on.
Posted by: Ian S. at
Howard wolowitz already did that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (qox2u)
Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (vSvIl)
Huh. I found the red on black difficult (edges were fuzzy.) Yellow on black was better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (rbvCR)
I thought the Uranium was buried deep and would take quite a bit to dig out? Maybe I assumed wrong.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (w/O5Q)
A Colonel as WSO? Why?
Air Force Pararescuemen, also known as PJs, are the only DoD elite combat forces specifically organized, trained, equipped, and postured to conduct full spectrum Personnel Recovery (PR) to include both conventional and unconventional combat rescue operations. They use Blackhawks.
Instead, DoD sent Seal Team Six, B-1 bombers, C-130s, little birds. Huh. Why?
Near Isfahan, site of enriched uranium. Was something else going on with the mission?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (iey08)
———
I got bored once messing around in Settings and changed the language to Cambodian on my iPhone. Well whaddaya know? It worked!
Don’t do this, unless you can read Cambodian. Trust Me. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (2Cdkl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (ndZc7)
Nice rack, dumber than a rock?
Hell yes, especially with a ball gag and a bottle of bourbon.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Voting Down Every Comment at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 09:57 PM (Fbc0I)
Eventually it will become "indoor rugby" and we will have a new national sport.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM (jzqpX)
Wouldn't that be a surprise if his address appears in the target list.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (snZF9)
I feel like you don't want to be the first person they try *that* out on.
Posted by: Ian S.
Obligatory:
https://xkcd.com/595/
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)
Sure!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (n9ltV)
She has been cheating with more than just a cheeseburger every now and then.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (/lPRQ)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:15 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Traveling and double-dribbling fouls have kept many 5th graders from excelling in bball.
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:12 PM (ndZc7)
Nice rack, dumber than a rock?
Hell yes, especially with a ball gag and a bottle of bourbon.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (n9ltV)
Now thats metal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (FrGmf)
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Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
----
and what is 'icing'
really
Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (wzUl9)
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Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (7D3Aa)
Just hit them now and get it over with !!!!!!!!
Forget about the timeline and Just Do It !!!!!
Level the F**king Place Now, Not Tomorrow !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (jzqpX)
Posted by: scampydog at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (41CYW)
She has been cheating with more than just a cheeseburger every now and then.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Gummy bears and Oreos are vegan...
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (qox2u)
Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)
Launch in a few minutes. It will be streamed on the Artemis stream instead of its standalone feed.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-35
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: April 6, 2026 (PDT)
Launch Time: 7:49 p.m. PDT (April 7, 0249 UTC, 04:49 CEST)
https://youtu.be/zPxycKdvZXY
Posted by: Joyenz at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (iey08)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 10:16 PM (tgvbd)
Surly you jest.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (3ek7K)
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Is there such a thing as Metal Country? Because that would be a great song.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (kpS4V)
When they find the one smart 'immigrant' who won't open the hatch in while in space that is also trans, black, and female.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (2GVsD)
Why does everything have to be black?
The rainbow is many colors. Embrace the colors.
Yes, and any other color the "BLACK" would be ..............
"RACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST" !!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 06, 2026 10:18 PM (jzqpX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (A5RD0)
Yes, because I have a 1911 in .45ACP on my hip. That makes me omnipotent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:19 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:19 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:17 PM (wzUl9)
A houseplant -the one with big split leaves.
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 10:19 PM (lCppi)
She has been cheating with more than just a cheeseburger every now and then.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026
***
I'll need to see her standing up to be sure. Or naked. Either way.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:19 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:19 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Diogenes
.......
Chloe probably has chlamydia.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (BT3km)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (3ek7K)
Great, you're here!
Art the Clown sightings. There's a 2011 'Terrifier - the Short'.
The movie is about 20 minutes but cool. 'All Hallow's Eve' has pretty much all the Art clips tossed together. Circle too. A clip show movie. Not too bad. The second one doesn't have Art.
'Hobo with a Shotgun' was really good and messed up. Especially for a Canadian movie.
And I have seen a few more Korean horrors.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (jzqpX)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: HULK at April 06, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: RFK JR at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (ZVgZ4)
( -- You Know Who)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (wzUl9)
54 All I want for Christmas is for them to pink mist the regional governor who put the bounty on our F15 wizzo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM
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He could have made it through the war without coming to anybody's attention. But now...
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (mS8PE)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: RFK JR at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (w/O5Q)
Oh shit!
Nice!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Diogenes
.......
Chloe's Father smelled of Elderberries....
And her mother was a Shrew....
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (jzqpX)
The Navy wasn’t too impressed with airplanes at first, in the early years. They set up some ships at sea and dared the Army “Come find us. Betcha can’t do it”. Ole Curtis LeMay found ‘em.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (2Cdkl)
baby left me sometime in the night.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (wzUl9)
"PRIDE FLAG"
Posted by: Jackson K.
They keep adding stripes. We'll never catch up.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (kpS4V)
Don’t do this, unless you can read Cambodian. Trust Me. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:14 PM (2Cdkl)
I did this once with my work desk phone, but fortunately the options only included Portuguese.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (qox2u)
Art the Clown sightings. There's a 2011 'Terrifier - the Short'.
The movie is about 20 minutes but cool. 'All Hallow's Eve' has pretty much all the Art clips tossed together. Circle too. A clip show movie. Not too bad. The second one doesn't have Art.
'Hobo with a Shotgun' was really good and messed up. Especially for a Canadian movie.
And I have seen a few more Korean horrors.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog
Ya all hallows eve was the beginning of art the clown. Just kinda added to his supernatural abilities. 4 and final is supposed to come this year.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (n9ltV)
If instead of insisting the "newcomers" adapt and accept your culture, you twist yourselves into knots to seem more accommodating of your new neighbors, you are not harboring refugees but encouraging colonists.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (/TlUl)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Tie-Dye Shirt Guy at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)
Sil-ver threads a-mong the gold,
Shine up-on my brow to-day;
Life is fad-ing fast a-way;
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (3uBP9)
Gray is gray, I think my mind is going away.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (iey08)
My favorite miss quotation is from Dexy's Midnight Runners from proper "Come on Eileen" to "Come, on Eileen"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (19SAM)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)
Yup!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I was jonesing for some salmon for a minute there. Now I want a mango, and I don't even like mango.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)
It comes with a cleaning kit and an operator's manual, but no spare barrel, darn it!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (Ue4m3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:23 PM (A5RD0)
He has got us to 250 in a half hour just by changing colors. ace can buy another Vespa.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:05 PM (JkO4W)
Until you hit "Refresh."
Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (/TlUl)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (iey08)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (wzUl9)
The Morning Thread was trippy. Compared to that, this is nothing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 10:24 PM (ZVgZ4)
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PRIDE Month is just around the corner!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (7D3Aa)
Thanks for the ONT!!! XXXX
I have been rather puffed up with pride or flatulence over the USA military since forever,but this rescue, oh, boys. IT IS AWESOME!
On top of the skill and planning, our guys wiped out more barbarians! How sweet it is! And rescued all of the pilots (I know he was a wiz something but I'm calling him a pilot because I can).
I am so proud of every single one involved in this rescue or who helped prepare for it.
Millions of prayers answered on Easter Morning makes it more wonderful for the rescue of this man. The US Military no longer leaves anyone behind, like the previous nightmare in diapers.
God Bless America and God bless Moron's and 'ettes, today and every day.
I also liked reading about Chloe, the woke wombat.
Thanks! Supermodel kisses XXXX
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026
***
Teal is for real.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)
To be serious for a moment...I meant every word of my comments. We live in the greatest country in history!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)
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Banned....
Posted by: RFK, Jr. at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (iey08)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:26 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (v+nOL)
Yeah, premium gas sucks but then it all does now.
But acceleration is friggin' awesome! And I get about the same mileage. A bit better on the freeway when I keep it under 70. And I never do.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (wzUl9)
Ah, but you're wrong, CBD. Our "force" was never all that woke. It was still full to some extent with people who desire to go against the odds and do great deeds, slaying dragons and toppling tyrants. They weren't allowed to concentrate on that, though. They were stifled, but they were still there, just waiting to burst forth again.
Yes, there are still problematic folks within the ranks, and more than a few in higher ranks and positions. But if the force were truly chock full of wokies and Karens and commies, they never could have come back in one year.
No, these folks were in hiding within the military, waiting for their opportunity to go forth and do great things, once again. BZ, Hooah!, and Aim High!
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (KtUBM)
Yeah, premium gas sucks but then it all does now.
But acceleration is friggin' awesome! And I get about the same mileage. A bit better on the freeway when I keep it under 70. And I never do.
Posted by: Diogenes at
You can get leaded at the airport...
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 10:28 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 10:13 PM (lCppi)
I need to quit putting my own mushrooms on the pizza.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:28 PM (2WIwB)
!!!!
Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2026 10:28 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:29 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 10:29 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 06, 2026 10:29 PM (kOluj)
———
It isn’t well known, but Commanders on the Space Shuttle took to installing a padlock on the hatch whilst in orbit. There was an incident with one of the foreign “mission specialists” who completely wigged out after the experiment he had been working on for years failed in space. Time is limited, and they had to move on to other things. He started talking in apocalyptic tones and concerning statements. The hatch could be opened in Orbit and ground controllers became concerned
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:29 PM (2Cdkl)
Kale?
IS IT KALE? IT'S KALE, ISN'T IT???
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:29 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 10:30 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Diogenes
.......
It's the leggings. And the cheap red wine.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 10:30 PM (BT3km)
Horde says comments are blue, and I am seeing red. First thought is I am going colorblind.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 06, 2026 10:30 PM (y171U)
Thanks for the ONT, CBD!
https://youtu.be/fKtwi3cNtEs
Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 10:30 PM (rdVOm)
Eromero,
Hubby and I worry what the country will like for our grandchildren.
Praying that things will get better.
So much bullshit happening.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:31 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: wth at
That's what I looked for in my 20s.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:31 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: LASue
>They learned this from LeBron. And flopping.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 10:31 PM (Fbc0I)
That is all I will say.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:59 PM (2GVsD)
Yes. Sadly, that was a long time ago, and some might have forgotten what it meant and what it said about us.
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 10:31 PM (KtUBM)
I love museums. I doubt I will ever go to London again unless they flush out the barbarians.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:22 PM (YZ0Fo
I can't wait.
I saw a few Chinese zombie movies. Damn, those were good. When human life means nothing, it came through.
Have a great night.
All of you.
It's below freezing in my part of Canada. My friends' cat Snowflake was by the patio window, after sleeping on my bed all afternoon, wanting to come in. The litterbox, water and a blanket on a shelf is in the garage. I opened the door, turned on the light and walked in deciding that was better than outside.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Smurfette at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)
But acceleration is friggin' awesome! And I get about the same mileage. A bit better on the freeway when I keep it under 70. And I never do.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026
***
Th extra gas mileage over the Regal's 22 (on regular) almost paid for the price difference. I never got to take the BMW on a real road trip; I'll bet I could have managed 35 mpg or more even at 70.
The LaCrosse is rated for regular, though I try to put E0 in it when I can. Saw 34 on E0 coming back from Birmingham last year, at 70 the whole way, with the A/C on!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:33 PM (wzUl9)
Leggings in a cheap wine box?
Posted by: Anna Puma at
Leggings AND a cheap wine box.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:33 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM
The positive thing is it gave a pretext for all the locals who hate the IRGC and Basij militia to go out and block all the roads pretending to search, and keep the military from getting anywhere
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)
If you want to try to win tickets, you need to prove you're an American citizen.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: The Lurking Cuddlefish at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (WONhk)
I'm going this weekend, and I am a bit sad because it might be the last time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (n9ltV)
CBD,
We are the best country.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (3ek7K)
Ever, and ALWAYS! I think I need to start planning my 4th of July party tomorrow. Y'all are invited, of course. BYOB or boob.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:35 PM (WONhk)
I hate to disturb little Dagny, who is still sleeping next to me. Gee, it only took four years to get her this far. Maybe she'll become a lap cat when she gets a little older. Say, ten!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:35 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:35 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:35 PM (FrGmf)
We also bombed the roads, so nobody was going anywhere very fast.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:35 PM (n9ltV)
Saw ready or not 2 last week. Gory and hilarious. If you liked the first it's worth a spin.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:36 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:36 PM (3ek7K)
Neener Neener, this was silly fun and we have pride in the US A and I’m proud to be an American.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 10:36 PM (d68ec)
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)
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Banned....
Posted by: RFK, Jr.
===
Picked up a package of the El Cheapo twin pops.
They are using 'natural' dyes now. They are all pastel colors. I thought it was just for Easter. Or maybe smoothie flavors...
But label clearly calls out 'all natural'. Honestly they do look better.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (/lPRQ)
If you want to try to win tickets, you need to prove you're an American citizen.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (Sco7b)
In keeping with tradition, The Obama Library will have two sets of books.
Posted by: The Lurking Cuddlefish at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (VHUov)
If you want to try to win tickets, you need to prove you're an American citizen.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (Sco7b)
During Pride Mo.... Of course!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (1Ff7Z)
They are using 'natural' dyes now. They are all pastel colors. I thought it was just for Easter. Or maybe smoothie flavors...
But label clearly calls out 'all natural'. Honestly they do look better.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Got the sour jolly rancher popsicles today. Same thing.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:38 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:27 PM (2GVsD)
A dollar a round, 600 rpm IIRC, but shooting bursts to keep from melting the barrel, call it 300 dollars per minute of fun.
(Insert mandatory sex work joke here.)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 06, 2026 10:39 PM (Ue4m3)
Posted by: four seasons
Nope. Back when ok only had 3/2 beer and we had a uhaul coming from MO we stopped before the line and filled up the back.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:39 PM (YZ0Fo)
That is all I will say.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:59 PM (2GVsD)
Yes. Sadly, that was a long time ago, and some might have forgotten what it meant and what it said about us.
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 10:31 PM (KtUBM)
***
A good friend of mine (now deceased) was on the planning team for Son Tay. It was an incredible accomplishment given the technology and intelligence of the time. We got better with the bin Laden raid but still managed to step on our crank.
The difference here is those events had time to plan. This rescue had just hours to put together a plan and to execute. Sure, an overall SAR plan was in place but you don't know when or where someone goes down. This is where Americans shine.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: The Lurking Cuddlefish
Cuddlefish? Sounds like one of those things Kurt Eichenwald was into.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:40 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (n9ltV)
Well, have fun for me as I have loved it since college! I think I've been to Westminster Abbey 5 times. They day the barbarians burn it down I will go a bit loco, as I was bad enough for Notre Dame.
Enjoy the window boxes! The first time I went, in college on an English Lit travel study, I enjoyed everything a bit too much from pubs. Brit men asked me to streak three different times (it was big then in the US). They'd rag at me about "Tricky Dick" and I ignored them because I voted for him. I rode a horse through Hyde Park and made a fool of myself. Many things happened over 3 weeks.
On the return flight through Atlanta a bunch of us did not hear our plane number as we were in a bar drinking. My parents said there was a big "Welcome Home" thing at the airport and seven of us did not get off the plane. This, right there, tells you what they put up with but still loved me anyway. We caught the next plane to be welcomed by irritated parents. In case you wondered, I wasn't fazed.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:40 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 10:40 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:36 PM (YZ0Fo
Thanks. I'll have to check those out.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:41 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:41 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)
* * * *
Excellent! And Liberty is what makes America (and Americans) great!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 06, 2026 10:41 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2GVsD)
Theirs was a form of government where you couldn’t even buy a toaster or a washing machine or a car that anyone would actually buy otherwise, but there was no choice in the matter.
You couldn’t decide to move somewhere else, or even travel, without permission. You couldn’t quit your job and get another, all these things required permission from the local police and Soviet authorities.
This kind of thing was one reason Sputnik frightened everyone. A lot of people didn’t think such a backward, fucked up society had the engineering chops to launch a satellite into space
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2Cdkl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (wzUl9)
Christy,
I can't bring the boobs but I can bring lots of booze.
..............................
I should have said either/or.
Clothes optional but preferred. No homos or lesbos or trannies or furries. I think that covers it all. Or Dims.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 10:43 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
Hope he sings a 'Good Morning' song.
Maybe Rockin Robin.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:36 PM (YZ0Fo
Thanks. I'll have to check those out.
Posted by: Stateless - He
Oh the pearl trilogy is great too if you haven't seen those. X, Pearl, Maxxxine. Pearl is the best one.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2Cdkl)
Maybe it was all done by their captured German scientists?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (n9ltV)
That is a shame, CBD. I always wanted to see the UK. But not now. Hubby doesn't get it. I dont care anout seeing Europe, either. But I've got him focused on Japan for a 30th anniversary trip.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (FrGmf)
Gay, and more gay?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:46 PM (qox2u)
161 They don't call traveling in basketball anymore. Sadly, this is a ref's game.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
=====
Traveling and double-dribbling fouls have kept many 5th graders from excelling in bball.
Posted by: LASue
Experiencing this for the first time in middle school PE class was when Bif realized a certain skin pigmentation had been granted dispensation to get away with shit. Only anger and opened awareness was the result, not sleepy acceptance.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 06, 2026 10:47 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 06, 2026 10:47 PM (ceJ0R)
I hope Trump spoke to them over what looks like a "land line" phone in the WH. That will get the Flat Earthers and Moon Hoaxers all hot and bothered.
The "NIxon called the Moon on a land line" thing these nutjobs do is just a hoot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 10:48 PM (w6EFb)
From what I've read about Obama's library it seems everything is digitalized.
Who the hell is going to stand around long enough to read his bullshit?
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:48 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2Cdkl)
Maybe it was all done by their captured German scientists?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)
Something a lot of people never realized about the Soviets throughout the Cold War. Their universities were good, and they turned out mathematicians and physicists the way ours turned out lawyers and general studies majors.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:48 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2Cdkl)
Maybe it was all done by their captured German scientists?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Germans certainly helped. But the Russians are not too shabby with the hard sciences themselves.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Gay, and more gay?
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Oh, we got both kinds. We got Socialist and Communist.
Posted by: the nose-ringed librarian at April 06, 2026 10:49 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (YZ0Fo
Cool. Saved it.
'Zombie Fight Club' is on Tubi. Chinese. Non-stop brutality. The Chinese were armed to the teeth. Great effects. Beautiful, big breasted Chinese women and tons of bioological female nudity. I was really surprised.
Bedtime. Good night. Thanks.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:49 PM (Sco7b)
If you want to try to win tickets, you need to prove you're an American citizen.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:34 PM (Sco7b)
In keeping with tradition, The Obama Library will have two sets of books.
Posted by: The Lurking Cuddlefish at April 06, 2026 10:37 PM (w/O5Q)
Where's Eliot Ness and his team when you need them?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 10:49 PM (S/Y4j)
Believe it or not, this is not true. I was quite shocked to learn years ago from a co-worker who was not a citizen but had served in the US Army.
More info from https://govfacts.org:
Can Non-U.S. Citizens Join the Military?
Requirements and Paths | GovFacts
https://is.gd/4iXFwj
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 06, 2026 10:50 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Blue Boy at April 06, 2026 10:50 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Something in the eastern-Euro/Slavic gene pool makes people scary good at math.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:51 PM (FrGmf)
Who the hell is going to stand around long enough to read his bullshit?
Posted by: four seasons
.......
Chloe
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 10:51 PM (BT3km)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:52 PM (3ek7K)
This of course, was news to Wehrner and the boys down in Huntsville.
“Our Germans can beat your Germans!” is maybe what he should have added.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:52 PM (2Cdkl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)
That work was done at Branch No. 1 of Zavod 88 on Gorodomlya Island. Sadly the Germans only started the project, but they did not finish any of them, mostly the Germans were used to train Russian technicians
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:52 PM (rbvCR)
125 There are those suspicious types that noticed that the Iranian Uranium is stored near where the plane went down and the C-130s landed, and suspect there may be some link to a snatch and grab. However, there is supposed to be 600kg there so it would be hard to get it all and stay un-irradiated
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:11 PM
--------
Enriched uranium is not very radioactive. However, the Iranian stuff is reportedly in the form of compressed uranium hexafluoride gas in tanks, and that is chemically highly reactive and chemically highly toxic.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 10:53 PM (PquBa)
=====
Well said, but this story is not over yet.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:53 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:52 PM (3ek7K)
Raycist!!!!!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:54 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:54 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:52 PM (2Cdkl)
Get Smart used that joke, too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 10:55 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 10:56 PM (0Htd1)
Who the hell is going to stand around long enough to read his bullshit?
Posted by: four seasons
If they're using tablets, computers, and flat screen TVs, it'll get emptied in the next set of riots.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 10:56 PM (S/Y4j)
Let alone get an ID to get in...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 10:56 PM (qox2u)
Posted by: four seasons
The real test is getting in since they cannot even figure out how to get a driver's license or other ID.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 10:56 PM (/lPRQ)
The very earliest Rocket theorists and designers were Russian, and American. Goddard, who was a bit paranoid. The Germans were a little late to the party, but caught up fast.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:56 PM (2Cdkl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at
Communist brutalism architecture. It's a thing.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 10:57 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:57 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary channeling the kid from Airplane! at April 06, 2026 10:57 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:58 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary and vision impaired Morons everywhere at April 06, 2026 10:44 PM (FrGmf)
Come in Tokyo! - Hubby of BSM relishing the opportunity presented . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (wVcYX)
——-
He’s a commie. They have very weird ideas about architecture or art.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (2Cdkl)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (3ek7K)
But it was Goddard, that one American genius, who inspired the likes of von Braun.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:00 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 11:00 PM (qox2u)
——-
He’s a commie. They have very weird ideas about architecture or art.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (2Cdkl)
Perhaps he fears he's a big ass, and needs a giant butt plug.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 11:00 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:01 PM (RIvkX)
"Sympathy for the Devil" starts playing?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
The chick that fucked Harvey Weinstein for a job?
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (2Cdkl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:03 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (wVcYX)
He is getting on board with my devilish plan. He's a good sport.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary channeling the kid from Airplane! at April 06, 2026 11:03 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:03 PM (3ek7K)
Well, that and Tang at my grandparents later in that weekend of forced playing outside with cousins all day. We had gangs and picked on the out of towners from New Orleans.
They only let us inside if it was raining and for meals. This grandfather gave us Dentyne gum.Sugarless poisons early in life. Sometimes this grandmother gave me castor oil without explaining why. I think that's what it was. I was pale but am also blonde.
Between this and riding bikes through DDT clouds in summers made me who I am today.
If injured this grandmother sprayed methiolate or jet fuel on open wounds that nearly sent you into another stratosphere. I don't recall a warning of a bit of a sting...your pain went to 10 or 1l in a split second sitting on that bathroom commode.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:03 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:03 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:04 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: so she claims at April 06, 2026 11:04 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 11:04 PM (eoSRk)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Mrs Newsom was raped!
Posted by: so she claims at
Conspicuously did not testify in court to that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:05 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 11:06 PM (2Cdkl)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
I went to Europe in 1989. There were nasty neighborhoods in Paris that they warned you not to go into. Guess what kind of people lived there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:06 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Common Tater
Sense of entitlement and an 85 IQ.
What's not to like.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 11:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM
--
Tomorrow evening's AoSHQ should be lit because
8 PM EST he's going to light up Iran.
Unless he was kidding about the time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:07 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:07 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (2GVsD)
I think one of the main reasons Americans are exceptional is because of Saturday morning cartoons. A preparation for life.
__________
Idiots, explosions and falling anvils. The foundations of Exceptionalism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (YZ0Fo)
===
Yeah. She grew up all fvcked up like he did, small wonder they found each other.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:59 PM (3ek7K)
He is handsome. He seems like a good , decent.
man. He must be wicked smart. That gives him bonus hotness points 🔥 🔥
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (FrGmf)
###
Oh...wise guy, huh?
*pokes two fingers in the eyes*
Posted by: Larry Fine at April 06, 2026 11:09 PM (2Ez/1)
Newsome's wife is taking her children on a tour of the South so they can see how racist we in the South are.
Fuck her.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (3ek7K)
man. He must be wicked smart. That gives him bonus hotness points 🔥 🔥
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at
Football and wrestling in college. Engineering engineer.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:42 PM (2GVsD)
Could be good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM (2GVsD)
...................................
True. Might be 0759 in another time zone to go boom. He's a tricky man, our President Trump.
AND I LOVE IT!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (WONhk)
Safe, polite, beautiful scenery, and good food.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (v+nOL)
“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”
― Thomas Sowell
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (RIvkX)
Who the hell is going to stand around long enough to read his bullshit?
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 10:48 PM (3ek7K)
Good socialist comrades.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (y171U)
man. He must be wicked smart. That gives him bonus hotness points 🔥 🔥
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at
Football and wrestling in college. Engineering engineer.
Posted by: BruceWayne at
Engineering major*
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (YZ0Fo)
Commentors here, the best folks on the planet, suggested that he wants attention.
I get that. He thrusts he head under my hand at every opportunity, and is known to bite randomly when petting is not as immediate as preferred.
The thing is, I get no sleep, during the night and during the day because of these rituals. I understand the need for attention, but if I die and rot, I cannot pet a cat absent some occult rituals you might know.
How is this helpful to him?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (CHHv1)
But it was Goddard, that one American genius, who inspired the likes of von Braun.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:00 PM (2GVsD)
If you can, get a copy of Willy Ley's Rockets, Missiles & Space Travel. It goes over the VfR in Berlin, which Ley, Oberth, and the various von Brauns belonged to, and then on to the German war rockets and Peenemunde and the American project after the war.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:06 PM (0Htd1)
I shan't believe the Amish invaded Paris in '89.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:08 PM"
+++
That and painting the entrance to a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM
--
Tomorrow evening's AoSHQ should be lit because
8 PM EST he's going to light up Iran.
Unless he was kidding about the time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:07 PM (v+nOL)
With a soundtrack by -
Pat Travers
Nazareth
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I always assumed Newsom is gay. I mean, for Pete's sake, look at him. He makes Truman Capote look virile. He probably just married her as a beard.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM
The positive thing is it gave a pretext for all the locals who hate the IRGC and Basij militia to go out and block all the roads pretending to search, and keep the military from getting anywhere
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)
True. I still would like to see him ended violently.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (2GVsD)
====
Coincidentally, on my playlist.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
The chick that fucked Harvey Weinstein for a job?
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:02 PM (YZ0Fo)
Anyone else notice how they both constantly use bizarro, alien hand gestures? Maybe they met at a "How to Communicate With The Unwashed Masses' class at the Learning Annex.
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:13 PM (lCppi)
"The Russians are incapable of anything, except conquering the world".
Which perfectly captured the weird hybrid the USSR was. Things deemed important by the state, i.e. mostly military things, were attended to, received resources, and generally were pretty good - at least good enough for purpose. Which made the USSR a formidable potential menace. Even while much of the country's society and economy was a sad mess.
Maintenance not in your culture or vocabulary? Make things that don't require a lot of maintenance but still work. ICBM accuracy not so hot? Use very large yield payloads that produce damage expectancy similar to more accurate systems. And so on.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:13 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:14 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Sounds good to me!
I hadn't looked at your Tensor pix in a while. When you posted "nom nom nom" did anyone say "and the ramen looks good, too?"
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 11:14 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LASue at
Gavin's lil dance is my favorite
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:14 PM (zgWR7)
I wonder if we are related???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 11:10 PM (2WIwB)
..........................
Could be! This grandmother tried to teach me about sex by pollinating daylilies. I think that was what she was doing by making seeds and her own daylilies all over her backyard (an entire yard of nothing but this and iris). I was in the Junior Garden Club and still have the button!
Her teaching meant about as much to me as the 4th grade school hygiene class (and I missed Red Skleton because it was Tuesday). I got nothing from that. Or in 5th grade and my friend showing me Barbie and Ken. Spent my years from age 9 to 20 on a farm and still did not get it as I thought the cows and horses were playing. My husband got quite the sex kitten.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anna Puma
or Learing Anus.
And we're back to Obama's liebrary.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: BruceWayne at
Engineering major*
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:11 PM (YZ0Fo)
🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇲
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:16 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Well, she certainly didn't fuck him for his looks.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:17 PM (0Htd1)
At least the South doesn't play host to play host to perennial race riots. Maybe that frigid old clapped out whore should take her maggots back where they came from to look for all the black communities they ethnically cleansed from SoCal to make room for their landscaping Aztec bulls.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 11:18 PM (BI5O2)
Speaking of Victor Glover, here's a clip of him the other day. The "Overlook Effect" is hitting him like a freight train:
https://is.gd/7cbJza
He's struggling for the words, but does a pretty good job. "Oasis in nothingness", or something close.
The Overlook Effect happens to most (but not all) astronauts at some point. It's a spiritual, transcendental type of experience. It happens in LEO, but the effect is even stronger when you get far enough from earth to see the Blue Marble effect, the earth as a small blue "oasis" against a black background of "nothingness".
It causes a bit of a Rodney King thing, "why can't we all just get along" too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 11:18 PM (w6EFb)
Fuck her.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06,
If he has presidential ambitions, I wonder how his team plans to spin her comment Btw is she the the staffers wife he f'ed?
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:19 PM (lCppi)
Bath for Diana today with her season over. She can be a house dog again. Her Majesty is in some kind of trouble when she gets home. Diana will be sticking to her like glue.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:19 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 11:19 PM (rdVOm)
On the other hand I have been completely exhausted for days (due to cat) so my rationality might be questionable.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:19 PM (CHHv1)
###
Oh...wise guy, huh?
*pokes two fingers in the eyes*
Posted by: Larry Fine at April 06, 2026 11:09 PM (2Ez/1)
.....................
Our boys were 4 and 2yr and I let them watch the 3 Stooges. Very briefly. Because the 2yr old would poke his older brother's eyes and make that noise. An early learner of Moron techniques.
I raised chimps in my spare time. I nearly went insane at times, but we all survived. They are 2yrs apart in age. And I wanted one more son. He probably would have done me in or we'd have twin daughters who were like me to finish me off.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (CHHv1)
"The Russians are incapable of anything, except conquering the world".
___________
"The Soviet microchip: the largest microchip in the world!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (tgvbd)
... first time in 39 years I think they said.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (tgvbd)
That was the East Germans, they had t he largest computers in the world
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:20 PM (tgvbd)
Tallest Midget!
(regular sized guy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (U/Byj)
Ya want to talk about racism/stereotypes?
Many years ago husband got a big promotion to the office in downtown Chicago.
We are both southerners and moved up to the Chicago area for his job.
OMG, people were horrified because we had southern accents. They assumed we were stupid because we were from the South. It was a trying time.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (UA2di)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)
Hair?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Jack Torrance at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (Q/FnY)
Also he has either tortoise boogers or dirt on his nostril.
I will probably dream of him tonight.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (0Htd1)
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His dyslexia makes Newsom mix up men and women.
Have you no pity?!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (5UTWB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: 18-1
The nominally-right-to-center LIVs? Yes.
The nominally-left ones..... well, if they were capable of learing, they wouldn't be nominally-left.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 10:07 PM
My birthday is coming up. That would be a great gift if they included the leaker on the rescue efforts.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (2WIwB)
I do wonder though will LIVs see these and put together they are being robbed?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (sKqQm)
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I'm not an LIV, but it was only during COVID that I realized the yawning gap between money appropriated and benefits paid out to each intended recipient.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 11:24 PM (tgvbd)
(regular sized guy)
"I present to you, the world's tallest midget, and the world's smallest giant. They defy science." -- W.C. Fields
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:24 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (UA2di)
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Le Duc Tho thought the same thing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 11:24 PM (utfVc)
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No wonder he went further into space than any man before.
I keed, I keed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (8sD0/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (0Htd1)
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Hey, true fact. I'm just as stupid as you are!
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:25 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (U/Byj)
As impressive a model guy as me?
Posted by: Old Spice model guy at April 06, 2026 11:26 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)
There is no difference at all. Mine had blonde hair. One climbed everything and tried every few months for a head injury and a trip to the ED. The other refused to stay in his time out chair, and he was the smarter one on tests and in school.
They are both successful, Christian, conservative men now who still like and love me (I think?). They seem to love us and accept the fact that they drove me more insane than I was before they arrived.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:26 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:23 PM (2GVsD).
That was some freaky shit. There are four lights
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:26 PM (FrGmf)
Don't forget svimvear and evenikvear.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 11:27 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:27 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Jack Torrance at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (wVcYX)
Nice double reference.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:28 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (UA2di)
Finally! A useful reason for the NYT other than in bird cages! FINISH THEM! I may go to hell for that comment but I'm tired of death to America.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:28 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 11:29 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
If you were a dwarf with gigantism, would it average out? Or would you be a normal-height person with dwarf proportions: stubby limbs, all torso, like a six-foot-tall toddler?
Posted by: a miniature giant space hamster at April 06, 2026 11:29 PM (VHUov)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 11:30 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:12 PM (0Htd1)
Nah. He probably irritates gays,too.
He's probably that masterbating pete guy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:30 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: a miniature giant space hamster at April 06, 2026 11:29 PM (VHUov)
So, the Attack of the Five Foot Woman?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 11:31 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:32 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:32 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:32 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:30 PM (WONhk)
He went bye-bye. Off wanking into his Mother's skirt.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:33 PM (FrGmf)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
That he was wearing at the time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:33 PM (YZ0Fo)
Fuck her.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06,
If he has presidential ambitions, I wonder how his team plans to spin her comment Btw is she the the staffers wife he f'ed?
Posted by: LASue
Ask the MFM how they handled Big Mike.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 11:34 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:34 PM (3ek7K)
*shrugs*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 11:35 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:33 PM (YZ0Fo)
Cruel, but true.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (FrGmf)
They are making money, own property and have spare time to tinker. They take Vespa type scooters and make frozen river ice racers etc.
They tinker, the common man is learning how stuff works and enjoying it. Few countries are there and it's important.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (n7rxJ)
There is a town by that name not too far from here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (Vvecv)
Hubby and I grew up in the South. It was the least racist place we've ever lived. Illinois and Wisconsin were, uh, different.
So many lies about racism in the South.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:37 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:37 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: rhomboid
Volunteered for a dangerous mission to get out of the house.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 06, 2026 11:38 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:38 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: rhomboid
Volunteered for a dangerous mission to get out of the house.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
It was the only way to get away from only ladies.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:39 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:39 PM (Vvecv)
Blasts reported in Tehran (near Mehrabad airport and many others in nearby areas), Hamedan, Pardis, Shams Abad, 2 blasts in Karaj including reported targeted hit, blasts near missile base in Damavand.
So far.
Kind of a typical night for the last month.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:40 PM (U/Byj)
OMG, people were horrified because we had southern accents. They assumed we were stupid because we were from the South. It was a trying time.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:22 PM (3ek7K)
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College people were kinder to me out West. I used it for my advantage. Once they figured out I was smart it was all over. I don't recall anyone messing with me due to the glint of insanity in my green eyes.
Seriously, at first meeting I was sort of a freak of nature, but then accepted. They'd ask me to say words like cake or baby as I say them like an Aussie. If anyone mocked me I can't recall (said like a Clinton on the stand).
My husband even asked where my aunt was from as she talks fast Southern. I reckon I talk fast Southern with some tangents. Unless I am drinking, then I slow down a lot.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:40 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: 496 at
Artemis II was the rocket. Orion is the capsule.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:40 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
>Don't forget your uncle who made you rub dirt in that road rash to stop the bleeding or made you bait your own hook.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 11:41 PM (Fbc0I)
Astronaut Victor seems to be a fine man.
I do have to say he is one of the hottest men I've ever seen.
Blessings to Victor and his family.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:41 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:41 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:37 PM (3ek7K)
TRUE!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:42 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:42 PM (UA2di)
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:40 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Thank you - that makes sense.
Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:44 PM (bx0xv)
>Don't forget your uncle who made you rub dirt in that road rash to stop the bleeding or made you bait your own hook.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 11:41 PM (Fbc0I)
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Naw. That's some other redneck about the dirt. My father did try to get me to bait my hook and I said no firmly and that ended that.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:44 PM (WONhk)
Artemis is the name of the program to return to the Moon. Artemis is similar to Apollo in that sense. Artemis Program, Apollo Program.
SLS is the name of the rocket. And Orion is the name of the capsule and spacecraft.
The crew has named this particular Orion spacecraft as Integrity.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 11:44 PM (w6EFb)
BTW as the rescue mission was taking place, B-2s from Whiteman struck targets in Tehran with MOP (massive ordnance penetrators, "bunker busters") believed to be the site of a large gathering of IRGC swinging schlongs. No scoreboard results released as yet.
If the intel was accurate, we seem to be witnessing an adversary with a literally flat learning curve (learing curve?).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2026 11:45 PM (U/Byj)
My husband was promoted to a vice president of a large corporation in Chicago.
Believe it or not, assholes would call him and he would ask them what they wanted and they would tell them they just wanted to hear him talk because he had a Southern Accent.
It was bizarre.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:45 PM (3ek7K)
They even sent guys to try and buy them in the U.S.A. This tracked with what US intelligence believed. We had SIGINT to hack their telemetry data, and saw they were having trouble, using say, 9 accelerometers where 3 would do. Obviously they were averaging the data to achieve some semblance of accuracy.
Turned out, this was all an elaborate ruse to fool Americans. They were pretty damn crafty.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 11:46 PM (Mav0r)
I get that. I just love having them with me, despite the annoyance. If I had a dog, it would be because they just love me so much. A cat, because he just wants more and more, damn it.
So yeah, the root of the problem is me. Like always.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:46 PM (CHHv1)
507 I hate to flaunt my ignorance, but I thought the spaceship was named Artemis. I am also hearing about Orion - it sounds like they're one and the same... correct?
Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 11:39 PM (Vvecv)
It would have been cool if the ship was named Artemis and the booster was named Gordon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:46 PM (UA2di)
So, they are a bunch of Rachel Corries?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 11:47 PM (2GVsD)
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Democrats may not be a protected class much longer.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 11:47 PM (v+nOL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 10:01 PM (n7rxJ)
There is a town by that name not too far from here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 11:36 PM (utfVc)
Let's hear it for Henshaw! I mean, Bashaw!
Posted by: Sgt. Carter at April 06, 2026 11:47 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:46 PM (CHHv1)
When cats get older they often will sleep quietly at the end of the bed for most of the night.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 11:47 PM (UA2di)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:40 PM (WONhk)
I've kinda lost my South Crackalaky accent after 30 years in Texas. Mr Scary had a Mississippi accent. They don't really sound like us down here. We leamed to enunciate and try to sound edumacated. The people in west TX look at us weird. We have managed.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 06, 2026 11:48 PM (FrGmf)
Been almost a year since I had to put my summit girl down. Have had like maybe 2 good sleeps in a year without her
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:48 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Yeah
How dare he fight to win
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 11:48 PM (GhIJO)
One of the most beautiful women I've ever seen had a thick Southern accent. She told me (after hearing my bland non-accent) "Yew tauk funnie!" You cannot imagine how endearing that was.
Damn she was gorgeous.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:49 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGrea
My dad's first PA student was from Boston but didn't have an accent at all. Until she had a couple drinks. Everything came home I made sure she had a couple drinks
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 06, 2026 11:50 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2026 11:15 PM (0Htd1)
My husband, one of 5 kids, was LOCKED out of his house once a week. I hope in the summers. So his mother could clean the house.
At least I was never locked out of the house!
She also did not let them have pets as she's very OCD. He had those green samonella turtles til we got engaged and got me a puppy "to protect me." And she did once when she was grown, but he basically wanted a puppy.
I still keep forgetting to find out how the turtles give you salmonella unless you lick them. I need to write this stuff down...
I also need to go to bed. Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow! Or, Bomb Day in Iran.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 11:50 PM (WONhk)
One of our dogs sleeps with us. The rescue dog we were gifted with a few months ago will only sleep in her crate. It's what she was used to.
Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 11:51 PM (3ek7K)
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