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The Morning Report — 3/24/26

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Good morning kids. With the United States heavily engaged in military operations against the Iranian regime, and Cardboard Cutouts notwithstanding, that regime still capable of hurling missiles at Israel and other nations in the region, is this something?!


A massive explosion ripped through the Valero refinery in Port Arthur on Monday, sending a towering column of black smoke over the city and triggering an emergency response across Jefferson County. The cause of the explosion is under investigation. . . The Valero refinery in Port Arthur is ranked as one of the ten largest refineries in the United States. Valero reported the refinery produces 435,000 barrels of gasoline, diesel, and jet fuel per day.

In the wake of Israel's recent strike on a key Iranian/Qatari oil facility and President Trump's threat to obliterate Iran's energy infrastructure if the regime does not capitulate or accede to his demands for a cessation of hostilities, is there a link to Iran or was this some freak accident. Given the our props borders and joke of an immigration enforcement system prior to the Trump era, sabotage not only can't be ruled out but IMHO it most likely was the cause. Perhaps this brainwave might be pushing things but our own homegrown traitors in the form of Antifa and the red-green-climate change maniacs could have used the war as cover to pull off an attack or are in league with Iranian/Islamic terror cells? And then this happened:


Barksdale Air Force Base (BAFB), a major U.S. strategic bomber installation in northwest Louisiana, has just experienced an unusually serious series of unauthorized drone incursions over its most sensitive areas.

More than a dozen unsanctioned drones repeatedly swarmed a US Air Force base that is home to a nuclear bomber fleet — and were able to resist efforts to bring them down via jamming technology, according to military officials.


And speaking of the common denominator of "Death to America"

A Chicago alderwoman appeared to blame an 18-year-old woman for her own fatal shooting last week, allegedly at the hands of an illegal alien.

Chicago police announced Sunday that Jose Medina-Medina had been arrested for the murder of Sheridan Gorman, a freshman at Loyola University. Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden speculated that Gorman was in the “wrong place at the wrong time.”

I guess we are all in the wrong place at the wrong time! We are Americans in a nation that has been subsumed by a cancerous evil malign force known as the Democrat Party that seeks our domination via the destruction of our society and culture.


Democrat Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker refuses to say whether he will honor an ICE detainer request for an illegal alien accused of killing an 18-year-old college student.

Loyola University freshman Sheridan Gorman was walking in a park on Thursday morning around 1:00 a.m., to “catch a glimpse of the Northern Lights” when Medina-Medina allegedly approached her. Gorman “attempted to flee,” but Medina-Medina allegedly shot her in the head. Gorman was pronounced dead at the scene, according to local reports and the Department of Homeland Security.

Fuck that noise. Send in the Green Berets to storm the jail and take the scumbag out by force - and Arrest Fatzker for insurrection or obstruction of justice. He needs to swing if he dares interfere, but there isn't a construction crane sturdy enough to hoist him up by his brontosaurus neck.

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1 Morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 07:16 AM (99eI0)

2 Happy tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 07:17 AM (gbOdA)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 24, 2026 07:18 AM (NcvvS)

4 Sounds like Iran has brought the war to our shores. Unacceptable. I think at this point boots on the ground or even nukes are on the table.

Posted by: Diabeetus at March 24, 2026 07:18 AM (+9A0s)

5 Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden speculated that Gorman was in the “wrong place at the wrong time.”

She was in Shitcago

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 07:18 AM (gbOdA)

6 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 24, 2026 07:18 AM (1o8D5)

7 So Vietnam has banned ads on streaming services that can't be skipped. Here I am wondering if they were the bad guys all this time.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 07:19 AM (99eI0)

8 From last night's ONT...

138 FWIW I got my death sentence last Monday after a PET scan showed that prostate cancer has metastasized into my bones. Medication will slow it down but there's no stopping it.

I've been around here for a long time, starting about the time LGF went straight to hell, maybe a little before all the bans started.

I've seen so many come and go, now it's my turn. I don't know how much time I've got but I'm making a list to do things I passed up but feel the need to see. I'm hitting 71 in 2 weeks and you can bet the farm I'm putting my travelling shoes on before I can't any more.

Ya'll have been the wittiest group of morons I've ever had the pleasure of reading. I'll be lurking as it's what I do best.

Laters

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 24, 2026 07:19 AM (Q/FnY)

9 Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 07:20 AM (iMotb)

10 Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden speculated that Gorman was in the “wrong place at the wrong time.”

"Grandpa, what caused all the vigilante actions back then?"

"Kiddo, it just got to the point that something had to be done."

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 07:20 AM (99eI0)

11
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 24, 2026 07:21 AM (tljrc)

12 8 Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 24, 2026 07:19 AM (Q/FnY)


GOd bless you and keep you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2026 07:21 AM (x0n13)

13 Thank you, JJ!

from your keyboard to His ears!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:22 AM (MIIRH)

14 Gmac, I'm truly sorry to hear about this. Prayers sent.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 07:22 AM (99eI0)

15 you will be in our prayers Gmac.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:24 AM (MIIRH)

16 New Poll Confirms the Democrats’ Messaging on Voter ID Has Been a Spectacular Failure

As is with Democrats. "Our idea was perfect but we just didn't explain it the right way!"

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 07:26 AM (99eI0)

17 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 24, 2026 07:27 AM (RiKhU)

18 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:27 AM (u82oZ)

19 And it sounds like this might have been a wrong place, wrong time, running into a person who had a gun, they might have unintentionally startled this person, I think.”

May you startle a illegal with a gun

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 07:30 AM (gbOdA)

20 Viral video of a woman being nabbed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers at San Francisco International Airport sparked mass online fear-mongering about President Trump’s deployment of immigration agents to help ease the TSA security crisis.

How da fuck was she flying?
911 is not just a phone number.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 07:32 AM (gbOdA)

21 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.


Long time no see.

How did your mission to rig the boilers in t at Shaheed Salimi Neka Combined Power Plant go?

Oops. OPSEC. Never happened.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

22 That's me flying that A-10 on the right. I was flying 252 and was getting gas in Afghanistan in a TIC (troops in contact)

Posted by: DJ Dressel at March 24, 2026 07:34 AM (eWASc)

23 Gmac, prayers ascending.

May the women in your life console you. But stay away from cocaine.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

24 Very sorry to hear about your awful news, Gmac. God bless.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 07:35 AM (viF8m)

25 We are a military blog right?

Posted by: DJ Dressel at March 24, 2026 07:35 AM (eWASc)

26 DJ Dressel

We identify as a smart military blog. Yes...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

27 >Trump Lays Out Terms For End To Iran War
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here are mine
SURRENDER OR DIE

Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 07:37 AM (ZxPkt)

28 Dem "leaders" like fat Pritzker are broken people; they've lost their humanity. If he can't give up this murderer, he wouldn't have given up Charles Manson or John Wayne Gacy if they were illegals. Being an illegal alien is a get out of jail free card for these broken people....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 07:38 AM (xT8gx)

29 Gmac we will hold you in our prayers. May God Bless You.

Posted by: Hyacinth at March 24, 2026 07:39 AM (7x3MF)

30

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2026 07:39 AM (DDJSl)

31 27 See Fort Donelson, Civil War, Grant's terms given to Buckner.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2026 07:39 AM (gm9Sb)

32 Gmac, God Bless and keep you

Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 07:40 AM (ZxPkt)

33 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Fuck that noise. Send in the Green Berets to storm the jail and take the scumbag out by force - and Arrest Fatzker for insurrection or obstruction of justice.
======

Word.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 07:40 AM (RIvkX)

34 GMAC, I just lost my uncle and brother in three days. My thoughts and prayers go out to you

Posted by: DJ Dressel at March 24, 2026 07:40 AM (eWASc)

35 Democrat Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker refuses to say whether he will honor an ICE detainer request for an illegal alien accused of killing an 18-year-old college student.

I have a few ideas on how to solve issues like this but I'm already on enough watch lists as it is.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 07:41 AM (99eI0)

36 How does an illegal alien and her kid get to fly on a US airline? You have to have a Real ID to fly.
Amirite?

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2026 07:42 AM (AW3l2)

37 Hillary Clinton

Your liver should run for President. Not the rest of you, which is bone-deep ugly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

38 FWIW I got my death sentence last Monday after a PET scan showed that prostate cancer has metastasized into my bones. Medication will slow it down but there's no stopping it.
==================
Gmac, so sorry to hear your news. While this may be of zero help, there is one possibility I can suggest. I have no idea where you live but a fellow I know had a death sentence from prostate cancer that similarly had advanced to his bones and got himself into a trial at Johns Hopkins in Baltimore, using (primarily) an estrogen therapy, changing and strictly controlling diet, and quarterly visits for study purposes. It has worked, at least so far.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 07:43 AM (DmY+C)

39 Ya'll have been the wittiest group of morons I've ever had the pleasure of reading. I'll be lurking as it's what I do best.

Laters
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 24, 2026 07:19 AM (Q/FnY)

wow
happy trails

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 07:44 AM (gbOdA)

40 "You have to have a Real ID to fly. "

these days, "laws" only seem to apply to wipipo

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:44 AM (MIIRH)

41 How does an illegal alien and her kid get to fly on a US airline? You have to have a Real ID to fly.
Amirite?
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2026 07:42 AM (AW3l2)

No...thats racist I think.

Posted by: Race Card Airways at March 24, 2026 07:45 AM (/1l9x)

42 Salty!

Doing well.

Hope you are also.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 07:45 AM (iMotb)

43 In a well regulated profession, there are standards to be met.

FWIW, a bartender is held to a higher standard than judges, politicians, and some police leadership.

Methinks this should chance, and we as a nation would be better for that change.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

44 I know it's easy to talk tough from my Comfy Chair, but I would like to see the islamic regime in Iran completely and utterly defeated. I would like to see a free Iran. I just hope the US doesn't close up shop and walk away before that happens.

Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 07:46 AM (ZxPkt)

45 >>How does an illegal alien and her kid get to fly on a US airline? You have to have a Real ID to fly.
Amirite?

I was on a bunch of flights during Biden's term. A lot of airports were full of illegals. Some airports even had special lines for them.

It wasn't incompetence, it was a plan to flood the country with illegals, send them all over the country and turn them into Democrat votes.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 07:46 AM (viF8m)

46 Village Idiot's Apprentice

I put my trip to see NotSoThoreau in the tech thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

47 Methinks this should chance, and we as a nation would be better for that change.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


"Your Honor, you're cut off from the bench until you read the Constitution. Go on home."

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 07:47 AM (99eI0)

48 GM morons and Happy Birthday JJ!

Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2026 07:47 AM (NlEaG)

49 NR Pax

Not just read it. Follow it! Much wisdom in those 3 pages.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

50 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

51 I used to have a different nic

Hope retired life is what you wanted.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

52 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 07:50 AM (vm/qM)

53 What do you call a cornhole player with no arms and no legs? A murderer apparently. I'm curious to know how you play cornhole with no arms and no legs but not curious enough to try to find a video.........

Posted by: Mollly k. at March 24, 2026 07:51 AM (j/yko)

54 Authorities haven’t been able to explain how Webber had the ability to drive or shoot a gun, however, video is going viral of the quadruple amputee firing a weapon.

“It’s early in the investigation, but there’s no evidence to suggest anyone else was involved in the shooting and that he acted alone,” stated Charles County Sheriff’s Office’s Diane Richardson.

You had me at professional corn hole player

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 07:51 AM (gbOdA)

55 A gaggle of Bickles

https://tinyurl.com/58m49dpd

Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 07:52 AM (ZxPkt)

56 How does an illegal alien and her kid get to fly on a US airline?
——

Arrest warrants were deemed suitable ID. Not kidding. I thought this was more widely known.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 24, 2026 07:53 AM (C3G19)

57 Never ascribe to incompetence that which can adequately be explained by malice

Posted by: Common Tater at March 24, 2026 07:55 AM (C3G19)

58 Time to get bent, folded and mutilated. Later morons.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 07:57 AM (viF8m)

59 The battle of Gettysburg as seen by those who lived it
________
Bad link.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2026 07:57 AM (AlhUl)

60 JPost reports Lebanon is throwing out the Iranian ambassador.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

61 Viral video of a woman being nabbed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers at San Francisco International Airport sparked mass online fear-mongering about President Trump’s deployment of immigration agents to help ease the TSA security crisis.

How da fuck was she flying?
911 is not just a phone number.
Posted by: r hennigantx



The story is wholly fucked up and half assed reported.

She AND her entire family unit were on their way to a plane to be flown back to Guatemala when she tried to make a break for it. She had a final deportation order since 2019 and everyone was being escorted to the homeward bound plane when she tried to make a break.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 07:58 AM (5xUrG)

62 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at March 24, 2026 07:58 AM (2Ez/1)

63 Good morning Horde, thx JJ.
I have the feeling the drone story might be info put out by the military to send a message or to get info via a reaction to the story. Or it could be the Chinese launching from local farm land

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 08:00 AM (mHVWR)

64 Diplomacy is a major factor in the logistical playbook because you can resupply, regather, - including intel, - and forge ahead with a renewed strategy.

Nothing will come from these negotiations, but we'll have new targets.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:01 AM (Wnd0C)

65 There’s professional cornholing? I thought that was only legal in Nevada.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 24, 2026 08:01 AM (NHgDl)

66
Stomping the Art Thread here, but came across a portrait of Bloody Mary that bears a striking resemblance to a Swedish climate change / Hamas troll:

gardnermuseum.org/experience/collection/11928

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 08:04 AM (Y8DZL)

67 We can send our military thousands of miles away to destroy the Islamic enemy (which I totally support) but we hesitate to enforce an ICE detainer on an illegal immigrant murderer? Furthermore, if the governor refuses to honor the detainer request, why isn't he charged with obstruction?

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 24, 2026 08:05 AM (b4LBp)

68 The sad result of a continuously fluctuating culture is a generation of young people who have no common cultural identity.
Gen Z Doesn’t Have Enough Cultural Identity To Care About The Oscars

--

This is really just a microcosm of the way many Americans, myself included, feel about the country as a whole. It feels like we've rapidly lost, or are rapidly losing, our common cultural identity with one another. Be it from highly divided political differences, or the massive influx of foreigners with no relation to America and no desire to relate to it, we've become a sea of non-unity.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2026 08:06 AM (qBdHI)

69 Mikie Sherrill a "moderate"? A moderate Maoist, maybe, but do not mistake her for any sort of centrist or a practically-minded politician. She is a lefty, of the dumb suburban AWFL variety.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 08:07 AM (xEtsj)

70 Will the Physical End of the Frankfurt School Be Followed by Ideological Demise?
_________
Why would that be? The majority of conservatives are already relativists and voluntarists, just like the Frankfurters.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2026 08:09 AM (AlhUl)

71 Gmac, my heart goes out to you. May whatever your days left may be, that they be filled with all the things you love to do. Miracles happen, and I will be praying that you have lots of time left before being called home. {{{hugs}}}

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI)

72 56; *sigh, facepalm*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 08:11 AM (MIIRH)

73 I used to have a different nic

Hope retired life is what you wanted.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)


For the most part, it has. I get up whenever I get up rather than 3 am. I don't have the feeling of revulsion I've felt the last couple years logging into work. I've finished a couple projects that I've been sitting on for years, working on them whenever I found myself with nothing else to do.

That having been said, I don't think that anyone can be truly prepared, mentally, for the change. It takes a while to come to grips with it. Looking forward to taking some road trips.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

74 "We were planning tomorrow on shooting down some of their power plants, and we're not going to, we're going to hold that up."

~PDJT

Iran has flying powerplants? Who knew?

Posted by: one hour sober at March 24, 2026 08:11 AM (Y1sOo)

75 I'm curious to know how you play cornhole with no arms and no legs...

Maybe he acts as the beanbag.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

76 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:13 AM (77rzZ)

77 >Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 08:04 AM (Y8DZL)
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link fail

Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)

78 >I'm curious to know how you play cornhole with no arms and no legs...
----

badly

Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)

79 Gmac, good luck and God bless

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 08:15 AM (mHVWR)

80
Ya'll have been the wittiest group of morons I've ever had the pleasure of reading. I'll be lurking as it's what I do best.

Laters
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 24, 2026 07:19 AM (Q/FnY)

Will be praying for you

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 08:15 AM (N5P6b)

81 > How does an illegal alien and her kid get to fly on a US airline?
---------
Probably an urban legend, but it was rumored that under *biden's reign illegals were provided with government issued documentation that permitted their unfettered travels throughout the country. Mostly on our dime.

I do not know if this little "benefit" was rescinded under Trump. It should have been. But, then again, there's still a lot of illegals here that "should" have be ejected last year. Thanks to the judicial coup underway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 08:16 AM (AkEZC)

82
Sorry about the link fail. Better?

https://www.gardnermuseum.org/experience/collection/11928

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 08:16 AM (Y8DZL)

83 It's me donna, did you see Tousi last night on the " negotiations "?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:16 AM (+nEug)

84 Can you play Cornhole by farting the farting the beanbag?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 08:16 AM (mHVWR)

85 Side note: I'm very tired of the people getting in cop's faces with cameras while demanding names and badge numbers.

Even if you wastes of skin got it, what good will it do you? Do you think that it's some magic spell that makes criminals walk free? Or is it that you just want to dox a cop so you can claim that you Spoke Truth To Power™?

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:16 AM (99eI0)

86
Problem with Gettysburg link is on BtB's end, not mine. Sorry.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2026 08:18 AM (x0n13)

87 There is a video on the interboobs somewhere of a quad rolling around on the deck while smoking a cigarette. Inner City Tumbleweed they call him.

Posted by: Boiled Egg Man at March 24, 2026 08:18 AM (/1l9x)

88 I'm curious to know how you play cornhole with no arms and no legs...


You ARE the corn bag.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 08:19 AM (5xUrG)

89 I dunno. Sounds like Trump is folding. They are negotiating with remnants of the ayatollah and IRGC commanders. That’s not changing anything, it’s the same people in charge. So we destroyed their capabilities- for now. Until they get built up again. Trump said the talks are “going well” and he’s dealing with “reasonable people”. Really? They just asked for complete compensation for all the war damage, insist on charging a toll to pass through the strait, want the ayatollah in charge and a bunch of other crap. No wonder the Israelis keep smoking people. Hopefully they get whoever the admin is talking to. This is a giant shit puddle.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 24, 2026 08:20 AM (rJjpq)

90 I'm absolutely dumbfounded at the sharp rise in what I see in our political officials lying down and worshipping at the feet of Islamic members of their communities/cities/states. It's totally surreal, and it's the exact same unfolding we've been seeing in western European leaders for years. What has gotten ahold of so many of these stone cold idiots that they're falling all over themselves to roll out the red carpet to these murderous savages, whose stated intent is to rule over us all!? They're giddy at letting these human apex predators into our cultures, both in Europe and now, sadly, America.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2026 08:20 AM (qBdHI)

91 65 There’s professional cornholing? I thought that was only legal in Nevada.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 24, 2026 08:01 AM (NHgDl)

25 bux...

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:21 AM (gbOdA)

92 They're giddy at letting these human apex predators into our cultures, both in Europe and now, sadly, America.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2026 08:20 AM (qBdHI)
=====

Terrorism Works.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 08:21 AM (RIvkX)

93 Vengeance, Trump just played the biggest headfake ever on the remnants of the IRGC concerning the " negotiations ".

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:22 AM (+nEug)

94 >The sad result of a continuously fluctuating culture is a generation of young people who have no common cultural identity.

A: The WORLD Safe for Socialism!
“Socialism,” the great Winston Churchill said, “is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.” MORE!

(T)errorists without their LIB sponsors and enablers would be a Greater Danger to themselves and neighbors who shouldn't have tolerated them in the first place.

That's the POINT!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrueFaceOfLIBTerrorism
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-OBAMA-theBirdie

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-BotchmenRollOUT
And where is DrMcSocialism now?

A: Preparing for his America250 halftime show leading legions of malfunctioning LIBs on their quest of Galactic and Universal Conquest.

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-HereComeTheDRUMS

forWAR'd! or forBrennanIndictment?
Which would be more entertaining at this point -- hard to say.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 24, 2026 08:22 AM (0z1fc)

95 Our political officials lust after S&M. They admire the Islamic evil.

Posted by: kingsman at March 24, 2026 08:22 AM (ehY6c)

96 Even if you wastes of skin got it, what good will it do you? Do you think that it's some magic spell that makes criminals walk free? Or is it that you just want to dox a cop so you can claim that you Spoke Truth To Power™?
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:16 AM (99eI0)

No sane person has ever asked to speak with the manager or super

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:23 AM (gbOdA)

97 Side note: I'm very tired of the people getting in cop's faces with cameras while demanding names and badge numbers.

Even if you wastes of skin got it, what good will it do you?
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:16 AM (99eI0)
****

Name and badge number is necessary when filing a FOIA request with the local PD to obtain the officer's body cam recording of the encounter.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 24, 2026 08:23 AM (Y1sOo)

98 What has gotten ahold of so many of these stone cold idiots that they're falling all over themselves to roll out the red carpet to these murderous savages

These "people" absolutely loathe this country and they want us to be taught a lesson. They think that they'll be spared and a beautiful new world will rise from the ashes.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:23 AM (99eI0)

99 Name and badge number is necessary when filing a FOIA request with the local PD to obtain the officer's body cam recording of the encounter.
Posted by: one hour sober


A fair answer but actively interfering with an arrest is a stupid way to go about it.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:24 AM (99eI0)

100 >>>That having been said, I don't think that anyone can be truly prepared, mentally, for the change. It takes a while to come to grips with it. Looking forward to taking some road trips.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

>Anxiety is a powerful thing. Sometimes I wake up thinking I'm late for the job and then realize I was laid off after rebuilding two factories.

Then I calm down and relax and enjoy the time off while it lasts.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:24 AM (Wnd0C)

101 100

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:24 AM (99eI0)

102 101 100
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:24 AM (99eI0)

a silly millimeter longer

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:26 AM (gbOdA)

103 "What has gotten ahold of so many of these stone cold idiots that they're falling all over themselves to roll out the red carpet to these murderous savages"


Bribery.

Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2026 08:26 AM (Q+gd/)

104 No sane person has ever asked to speak with the manager or super
Posted by: r hennigantx


After pondering your words, I have to agree with you.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:27 AM (99eI0)

105 "Fuck that noise. Send in the Green Berets to storm the jail and take the scumbag out by force - and Arrest Fatzker for insurrection or obstruction of justice. He needs to swing if he dares interfere, but there isn't a construction crane sturdy enough to hoist him up by his brontosaurus neck."
****
Works for me!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2026 08:28 AM (NpAcC)

106 Hasan Piker interviewed multiple Cuban doctors on the island today and found out they have a working treatment for Alzheimer’s. But because of the US Embargo, American citizens can’t even receive it.

“We are killing our own citizens by refusing to allow American companies to...

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:29 AM (gbOdA)

107 Ben Had. My fear is they’ve found the key to Trump’s weakness. They know the economy and day to day expenses like gas get his attention and he has a limited patience with any issue that effects those things. He went from unconditional surrender to we are negotiating with reasonable people who are the same people now running the country a few layers removed. They are not negotiating. They are making demands. They’ve been telling every opposition group to hold fast and keeping armed militias from standing up. Meanwhile he’s gonna turn the whole thing back over to the same people. We have destroyed all their crap before. The one constant is the leadership- and it looks like he’s going to leave them in charge. That means five years from now we are right back in the same place. BTW I hope and pray I’m wrong. I want him to prove I am wrong.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 24, 2026 08:29 AM (rJjpq)

108 Chicago Official Says Murder Victim May Have ‘Startled’ Alleged Illegal Alien Shooter
_______
Didn't we hear the same "wrong place at the wrong time" excuse from a fire girl in CA about a year ago?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2026 08:30 AM (AlhUl)

109 Today Is National Cheesesteak Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2026 08:31 AM (NpAcC)

110 99 Name and badge number is necessary when filing a FOIA request with the local PD to obtain the officer's body cam recording of the encounter.
...
A fair answer but actively interfering with an arrest is a stupid way to go about it.

Why ask why?
Just Shut Up and DANCE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ
DARE TO BE ST00P1D

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 24, 2026 08:32 AM (26ZLw)

111 Leave her alone!” a woman hollered repeatedly.

“I hope you’re proud of yourselves you f-cking assholes,” a man heckled. “You’re on video now too, yeah!”

“Shame on you!” multiple liberals cried.

“You f-cking unamerican pieces of sh-t!” the man bellowed. “F-ck you!”

One woman repeatedly pestered the beleaguered officers to show her their badges.

“Where’s your badge? Show the badge,” the woman said. “Can someone call 911? Where is your badge, can I see? Where is your badge? Can I see your badge? I don’t know if that’s legitimate.”

“What grounds do you all have?” one man shouted repeatedly.

Some shouted threats as two plainclothes officers hauled the woman and her daughter off.

“The pendulum is gonna swing back f-cking hard!” a man yelled.
=====

Absolutely precious!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

112 >>>A fair answer but actively interfering with an arrest is a stupid way to go about it.

I agree. State of Florida, last year, I think, passed a law mandating that observers of incidents involving officers performing legal duties not get closer than 25 feet after being warned to stay back.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 24, 2026 08:32 AM (Y1sOo)

113 Hasan Piker interviewed multiple Cuban doctors on the island today and found out they have a working treatment for Alzheimer’s.

Is it one weird trick that doctors hate and don't want you to know about?

Hopefully he didn't bring his dog with him because she'd be on a plate within the hour.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:32 AM (99eI0)

114 a silly millimeter longer
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:26 AM



https://youtu.be/3QJnGUglTRw

Posted by: It tastes one better at March 24, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1)

115 Vengeance, please go watch the Tousi TV segment from last night. He covers all of this and why 8 IRGC muckity mucks are dead this morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:33 AM (+nEug)

116 Hasan Piker interviewed multiple Cuban doctors on the island today and found out they have a working treatment for Alzheimer’s. But because of the US Embargo, American citizens can’t even receive it.

“We are killing our own citizens by refusing to allow American companies to...

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:29 AM (gbOdA)

The head of internal medicine at a large Cuban hospital made a salary of 32 Euro per month.
https://tinyurl.com/ere3323f

I don't think they're curing Alzheimer's down there...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 24, 2026 08:33 AM (G1ktt)

117 Trump said he's "pausing" offensive ops for 5 days?

That was, what, 2 or 3 days ago?

In the meantime the 82 Airborne along with other air mobile elements of the Army are being airlifted to the Persian Gulf theater.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 08:34 AM (AkEZC)

118 Canada has their cure for Alzheimer's.

Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2026 08:34 AM (Q+gd/)

119 Q: Will we see ICE arresting illegal migrants at airports? Trump: Yeah. That's why the Democrats are going crazy. ICE loves it because they're able to now arrest illegals as they come into the country. It's very fertile territory.

I hope this gets out and cripples flights and tourism. I would be afraid to come here and im white.

if you come to USA via an airport, wouldnt you have been checked for passport and visa before you even get that far?

Yeah, undocumented people are coming through airports. 🤡 This country is so fucked because enough people believe bullshit like this. He doesn't actually mean illegal he means non white.

ICE replacing/assisting TSA in US airports will do literally nothing about illegal immigration because TSA doesn't handle immigration in US airports; CBP does. Need a Praetorian Guard solution ASAP.

Pure goddamn idiot traitors. Every damn magat SOULD be replaced by an immigrant. It would make the country 100x safer, smarter, better, and more successful. And they're trying to blame TSA delays and funding issues on the Democrats!!!!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 08:35 AM (Ia3Yj)

120 Justice Alito immediately demolishes the argument for accepting mail-in ballots days AFTER an election

"Labor Day, Memorial Day... Independence Day, birthday, and Election Day. They are all particular days."

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA)

121 109 Today Is National Cheesesteak Day.


THAT'S RIGHT IT IS!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:35 AM (j+aD2)

122 awwwww Redditors angry

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:36 AM (j+aD2)

123 Seems as if many people can't make criticisms today or show anger without using the f word, which , I suppose, makes them sound tough and cool.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 08:36 AM (PFs9e)

124 Is it one weird trick that doctors hate and don't want you to know about?

Hopefully he didn't bring his dog with him because she'd be on a plate within the hour.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:32 AM (99eI0)

Its always 1959 in Cuba and the Alz patients think thats ok

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:37 AM (gbOdA)

125 The F word? Fenugreek?

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:39 AM (77rzZ)

126 122 awwwww Redditors angry
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2)


Is it a day ending in Y already?!

Its always 1959 in Cuba and the Alz patients think thats ok
Posted by: r hennigantx


That's funny right there. I don't care who you are.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:39 AM (99eI0)

127 I don't think they're curing Alzheimer's down there...

Smoking one or two Habanos a day keeps the Alzheimers away.

Posted by: Cubatabaco at March 24, 2026 08:40 AM (/1l9x)

128 I had a cheesesteak in December and my weight was elevated for a month.


Worth it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

129 Smoking one or two Habanos a day keeps the Alzheimers away.


I mean ... that might be true actually

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:40 AM (j+aD2)

130
flippin
freakin
frickin
flibbertygibbit

Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 08:40 AM (ZxPkt)

131 We must scrupulously follow all the laws, rules, and regulations, dot all the i’s and cross all the t’s, on a system - that also must be totally destroyed, because it is illegitimate.

Leftist Logic. Why do people play along with this

Posted by: Common Tater at March 24, 2026 08:41 AM (Ttb76)

132 I appreciate the Reddit AOS liaison bringing the submissions over here , but sometimes I just don't want to read them. Today is one of those days.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 08:41 AM (PFs9e)

133 The f word. I don't give a fennel just misses something.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:41 AM (+nEug)

134 >>>Seems as if many people can't make criticisms today or show anger without using the f word, which , I suppose, makes them sound tough and cool.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

>Is there a tariff on the f-bomb? Is it written in the scriptures? It's like saying the 'the' in these modern times. Don't be offended. Words.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:41 AM (Wnd0C)

135 88 I'm curious to know how you play cornhole with no arms and no legs...

You ARE the corn bag.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 08:19 AM (5xUrG)

I took one for the team. I did a bit of searching. He has short stumps for arms and legs. His limbs were amputated somewhat above the elbows and knees. He has or had a short pair of artificial legs, the blade type like those of South African Oscar Pistorius. I didn't find pix showing any sort of artificial grippers at the ends of his shortened arms. The ends of his arms do have flesh and blood bifurcated 'appendages', that can act as a stumpy thumb and index finger. Probably due to special surgery. Enabling him to grasp and hold a beanbag and hold a handgun in his left 'hand' and 'pull' the trigger with the right one. I get the impression he plays in a handicap cornhole league.

Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2026 08:42 AM (5rh/l)

136 Touisi knows only what he knows and what he receives from the sites like OSINT. He may have sources inside opposition circles who live outside Iran, but he cannot know what is going on in Trump's head. And watching and listening to Trump for a while, I can tell you that Trump is projecting some kind of handover. And soon. He hinted the "Venezuela" model for a while, but Venezuela, or any American country is nothing like the Middle East. If he gives it to anyone on the inside who was part of the regime, it will just be another Saddam Hussein.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:42 AM (GD0B3)

137 Penn Station has been my exclusive cheesesteak venue over the years. I don't eat them very often, but when I do...

Good stuff, that. Especially with mushrooms on it.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 24, 2026 08:42 AM (DgMqy)

138 Paul Harvey and ..... The rest of the story:

Here are the facts.

ICE arrested Angelina Lopez-Jimenez and Wendy Godinez-Lopez — both Guatemalan nationals with a final order of removal from an immigration judge dating back to 2019. While being escorted to the international terminal for processing, Lopez-Jimenez attempted to flee and resisted law enforcement officers.

This arrest happened before ICE officers were even deployed to airports to assist TSA. It had nothing to do with the DHS shutdown or the airport security mission.

SFO isn't even one of the airports where ICE is expected to assist TSA — it uses private contractors for screening and isn't affected by the shutdown impasse.

None of that stopped the pile-on. State Senator Scott Wiener held a news conference outside the airport declaring ICE was "terrorizing a mother." Congressman Kevin Mullin demanded immediate answers about a "kidnapping." San Francisco's mayor called it "upsetting." Social media accounts with millions of followers described it as ICE rounding up American citizens.
(Cont)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 08:42 AM (5xUrG)

139 ICE at ATL

150 minutes to 40 minutes

WTFO

Where are the journOlisters?

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:43 AM (gbOdA)

140 >Is there a tariff on the f-bomb? I

People.can say whatever they like. I was speaking of the leftists using it art the airport

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 08:43 AM (PFs9e)

141 Good stuff, that. Especially with mushrooms on it.


!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:43 AM (j+aD2)

142 Hasan Piker interviewed multiple Cuban doctors on the island today and found out they have a working treatment for Alzheimer’s. But because of the US Embargo, American citizens can’t even receive it.

“We are killing our own citizens by refusing to allow American companies to...
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:29 AM (gbOdA)


When someone is diagnosed with Alzheimer’s, we execute them. Their condition stabilizes rapidly at that point. -- Cuban doctors

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:44 AM (ExV1e)

143 LOL, so all these countries are suddenly facing gas lines due to the Iran war?

Um, why were you buying Iranian oil?

Kinda interesting how all these countries around Iran are in crisis over oil they weren't supposed to be buying.
And yet, somehow, none of that money was going to the Iranian people.

Almost like all these governments were colluding to help Iran evade the sanctions and they were all pocketing the cash and bribes ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2026 08:44 AM (HXT0k)

144 140 "at" the airport

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 08:44 AM (PFs9e)

145 mushrooms on a cheese-steak?

Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 08:45 AM (ZxPkt)

146 "mushrooms on a cheese-steak?"

Yes. I'm from The 'Nati. Chocolate in chili and all that.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 24, 2026 08:45 AM (DgMqy)

147 I get the impression he plays in a handicap cornhole league.
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2026 08:42 AM (5rh/l)

In a thousand years you would never expect to see

handicap cornhole league

typed on a page.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:46 AM (gbOdA)

148 The Fireman's Ball article near the end of the links is a very powerful indictment of Bass and Lost Angeles hierarchy.

Posted by: Save The Basement! at March 24, 2026 08:46 AM (oftw2)

149 121 109 Today Is National Cheesesteak Day.
THAT'S RIGHT IT IS!

LIBs now carping for your Cheesesteak as well as you cheesecake.

From the ReneeGood school of tactical evasion:
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBdOutLogic
Their Ceaseless Quest for the Unearned remains forever ceaseless because the value illicitly obtain retains no value.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 24, 2026 08:46 AM (5mwBO)

150 The woman was not an American citizen. She had a deportation order since 2019. ICE did exactly what it is supposed to do.

This is the playbook — every time. Film the arrest. Strip the context. Claim it's a citizen. Generate outrage. Get politicians to amplify before the facts come out. And then never correct the record once the truth is established. Seven years. That's how long this family had a removal order and remained in California. California's sanctuary policies made that possible. ICE finally enforced a court order — and elected officials called it a kidnapping.

The only thing that should have happened in 2019 is just now happening in 2026, That's the real scandal.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 08:46 AM (5xUrG)

151 The "immortal guard" inside Iran is not mature enough militarily to remove any regime figure. There is a scenario under which it is possible, allowing someone to surrender and disband the regime forces, then they leave. Still , when can you trust them ? They fooled their regional muslim brothers too.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3)

152 Trump said he's "pausing" offensive ops for 5 days?

IINM, he said that he was pausing the destruction of the electrical grid, not all offensive ops.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:47 AM (ExV1e)

153 He went from unconditional surrender to we are negotiating with reasonable people"

You do realize that those are NOT mutually exclusive, right?

*sigh*

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

154 Penn Station
=====

In midtown? One is unable to obtain a decent cheesesteak in NY. This is known.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)

155 > I can tell you that Trump is projecting some kind of handover. And soon.
---

this bothers me too. He loves to make his deals.

Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2026 08:48 AM (ZxPkt)

156 Pennsylvania is the leading mushroom producing state in the US, something like 44-60% of the total depending on year. California comes in #2.

Posted by: I'm a Fun Guy! at March 24, 2026 08:48 AM (oftw2)

157 runner, he has sources inside Iran one being his father. The videos are sent to him by people at those sites in real time. The Immortal Guard sent him video of them ambushing basij checkpoints.

Trump is not going to give anything to any remnant of the IRGC and the Iranian people are going to take care of the rest.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:48 AM (+nEug)

158 150 The only thing that should have happened in 2019 is just now happening in 2026, That's the real scandal.
Posted by: rickb223


The other scandal is that for some reason, we are the only nation in the world that is not allowed to have any immigration policy other than open borders.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2026 08:49 AM (99eI0)

159 and they were all pocketing the cash and bribes ...."

Surprise surprise surprise...

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 08:49 AM (XuXeR)

160 I like Trump's judgement, but people on the left and right don't seem to realize that while Muslims may engage in negotiations it won't change their goal of a one world Islamic state.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 08:49 AM (mHVWR)

161 "Pennsylvania is the leading mushroom producing state in the US"

Knockout Punch!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 24, 2026 08:49 AM (DgMqy)

162 I had to buy HBO Max, as it was the cheapest option to watch the games this weekend.

Since I have it, I figured I'd watch Game of Thrones.

Middle of season 2:
I dislike all the characters.
It's not near as violent as real life.
It was written by a woman.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2026 08:50 AM (HXT0k)

163
The only thing that should have happened in 2019 is just now happening in 2026, That's the real scandal.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 08:46 AM (5xUrG)

And we would have had one more live College Freshman in Chicago... Oh... And the illegal Venezuelan murderer is in the hospital with suspected TB

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 08:50 AM (N5P6b)

164 Mushrooms are acceptable as an accompaniment to onions but not as a substitute.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)

165 I am not worried about the 5 day pause, that was a fake to pressure Europeans. When US takes over Kharg, won't need to bomb much of electrical grid or whatever. Maybe portions that are feeding the bunkers.

I am just glad that historians like Dr. Gorka are part of Trump's team. They can reach deep and maybe find a plausible handover scenario.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:50 AM (GD0B3)

166 147 I get the impression he plays in a handicap cornhole league.
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2026 08:42 AM (5rh/l)

In a thousand years you would never expect to see

handicap cornhole league

typed on a page.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 24, 2026 08:46 AM (gbOdA)


Not long ago I never expected to see

biological men competing in women's high school and college sports

typed on a page

Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2026 08:50 AM (5rh/l)

167 It was written by a woman.


GRRM is a dude?

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:51 AM (j+aD2)

168 160 I like Trump's judgement, but people on the left and right don't seem to realize that while Muslims may engage in negotiations it won't change their goal of a one world Islamic state.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 08:49 AM (mHVWR)

We realize and I'm thinking Trump does too....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 08:51 AM (N5P6b)

169 Hasan Piker interviewed multiple Cuban doctors on the island today and found out they have a working treatment for Alzheimer’s"

Ok, that's funny right there...

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)

170 People's Hippo you should try DTF

it's ... weird

I want to know what you think

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:51 AM (j+aD2)

171 he has sources inside Iran one being his father. The videos are sent to him by people at those sites in real time. The Immortal Guard sent him video of them ambushing basij checkpoints.

Trump is not going to give anything to any remnant of the IRGC and the Iranian people are going to take care of the rest.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:48 AM (+nEug)

I am aware of his sources. He is still an outsider, and guessing, just lie all of us.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:51 AM (GD0B3)

172 *like all of us

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:52 AM (GD0B3)

173 Markwayne Mullin will be sworn in as homeland security secretary this afternoon, I hope Gov. Kevin
Stitt has his replacement ready to be sworn in immediately afterwards.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2026 08:52 AM (NpAcC)

174 164 Mushrooms are acceptable as an accompaniment to onions but not as a substitute.


exactly I mean I don't want to harsh your mushroom love but wow

they only go on CHICKEN cheesesteaks!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 08:52 AM (j+aD2)

175 runner, have you read The Prosperity Project "? On the lowball side 60 million Iranians want Pahlavi.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:52 AM (+nEug)

176 Um, why were you buying Iranian oil?

Oil is fungible. Loss of oil from anywhere means less oil everywhere, even places which didn't rely on that location for oil as the places which did need to replace that supply with oil from elsewhere.

It's probably also a symptom of Iran trying to destroy oil facilities all over the Gulf, and possibly in Texas.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

177 that while Muslims may engage in negotiations it won't change their goal of a one world Islamic state."

Yeah, so? If they want to piss in their own sandbox, well, that's fine.
It's when the jackass starts bothering others that you punch him/her in the face. Really, really hard.

And we've done just that.

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)

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