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Revolutionary Guard Sponsored Terrorist Groups Firebombs Synagogue and Ambulances in London
The Cultural Enrichment is, mwah, delicioso.
Even though this is a terrorist attack plotted and executed by a cell of the terrorist organization the Revolutionary Guards, pants-pissing cowardly British government officials are refusing, as usual, to call terror what it is, euphemizing the terror attack as an "incident," a "fire-bombing" or a "hate" attack. A conquered people must learn the language of its conquerors. The British learned French, now they'll learn Arabic and Islamese.Similar "incidents."
Counter-terror police are leading the investigation into an anti-Semitic firebomb attack feared to have been orchestrated by Iran. Scotland Yard confirmed that officers with "specialist expertise" were investigating the arson, in which four ambulances were set on fire outside a synagogue in Golders Green, London, on Monday morning. Israeli embassy sources told The Telegraph that the firebombing had the hallmarks of an Iran-backed attack. A video claiming responsibility for the firebombing has emerged on social media and is believed to be by a group linked to Tehran. The arson, which is being treated as a hate crime, will raise concerns that Iran is mounting a concerted campaign of attacks across Europe following similar incidents in recent weeks.
Two Iranian immigrants were charged last week with spying on Jews in London for Tehran. A separate Iranian man will appear in court on Monday after he and an accomplice allegedly tried to enter Britain's most important nuclear base. Det Ch Supt Luke Williams, of the Metropolitan Police, said the force was looking into three suspects seen approaching the ambulances on Highfield Road at around 1.45am on Monday. He said: "CCTV footage appears to show three people in hoods pouring an accelerant on to the vehicles before igniting them and fleeing. "While this has not been declared a terrorist incident at this stage, the investigation is now being led by counter-terrorism policing with all the specialist expertise they bring, and all lines of enquiry remain open. "We are aware of an online claim from a group taking responsibility for this attack. Establishing the authenticity and accuracy of this claim will be a priority for the investigation team, but it is not something we can confirm at this point." A Shi'ite group linked to Iranian terror networks has allegedly claimed responsibility for the attack online. The video, apparently shared by Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamiaf on Telegram, showed footage of the arson along with a statement in English, Hebrew and Arabic. It described the Machzike Hadath synagogue, near where the attack took place, as "one of the most important centres of Orthodox Judaism" and "one of the main bastions of support for Israel in Britain".
BREAKING 🔴🔴
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) March 23, 2026
An IRGC terror group in the UK, called Ashab al-Yamin takes responsibility for torching 4 ambulances belonging to a Jewish volunteer EMT services in Golders Green, London last night.
The terrorists are on the loose.
The UK is dealing with a serious problem. pic.twitter.com/z728w4R17d
A video purpotedly by Ashab al-Yamin has emerged on social networks linked to the Iran-led Islamic Resistance claiming responsibility for the arson attack in Golders Green, London on Monday morning. The group claims it attacked the Machzike Hadath Synagogue because of its ties to… pic.twitter.com/UUsN6RmIad
— Joe Truzman (@JoeTruzman) March 23, 2026
In its first publication since detonating an explosive at the Bank of New York Mellon in Amsterdam on Monday, Ashab al-Yamin published a video claiming that Bank of America in France is a major financial actor supporting Israel and Zionist initiatives.
— Joe Truzman (@JoeTruzman) March 21, 2026
The group claims the bank… pic.twitter.com/n9mN0VQZIV
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: NR Pax at March 23, 2026 12:27 PM (lXoJ5)
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Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 12:29 PM (u73oe)
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Hope no one tries to play "hide the hamsters" again...
Maybe we can blame it on the IRCG...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 12:29 PM (ESVrU)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:29 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 12:29 PM (W2Pud)
Enjoy Islam, asshats.
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Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 12:30 PM (YwEeS)
Hey man, I saw your post about your son getting his CPA license last week when I was banned. Congratulations to young Lowell!
My son is in the process of getting his CPA.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:30 PM (77rzZ)
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Once upon a time I had a small office accessing the intermet through a 56K modem uplink. Too cheap to afford a T1 at the time.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:31 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:28 PM (gYVzu)
Hell, the mayor will probably throw a parade.
'How did normal Germans sit still for things like Kristallnacht?'
*rolls eyes*
You know, that was more understandable in the 90s when people were living in a society that was basically functional and race and all this shit was not in their face all the time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)
It would be appear they caught fire. Didn't think we could solve that one, did you? Ha!
Posted by: Scotland Yard's Finest at March 23, 2026 12:31 PM (Cuw0G)
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I haven't seen any evidence that they're dealing with it at all.
Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2026 12:31 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:31 PM (FLP4Z)
Enjoy Islam, asshats.
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It must always be noted that Muslims are still only 6% of the population, the whole Western world seems to be swinging hard to the right (Central American elections, this weekend's French and German local elections) while Parliament is supreme in English governance.
A Restore Parliament driven into power on the backs of Islamists getting too uppity could lead to a reversal.
I wouldn't put money on it, though. It could happen, but I wouldn't call it likely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: dantesed at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (Oy/m2)
We don't need no steenkin blog.
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (aTgV0)
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No truer words...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (MZJrA)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 12:33 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:33 PM (aTgV0)
A Restore Parliament driven into power on the backs of Islamists getting too uppity could lead to a reversal.
I wouldn't put money on it, though. It could happen, but I wouldn't call it likely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (gYVzu)
It's a noisy minority. Just like Communists were a small minority in the post-war UK. But Islam also breeds as well as recruits. 20 years is all I give England and the C of E.
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Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (CWTWj)
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I read what happened when the Turks took the Hagia Sophia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:33 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (cWLG3)
Starmer probably only sees people noticing the fires, terror and so forth as a problem as the real problem.
If that sentence makes sense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)
And the Ace taketh away.
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:33 PM (aTgV0)
Praise be the Ace
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Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 12:31 PM (u73oe)
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I saw that earlier too, Duke. About 5 years ago, Jr. Black got his CPA license and also got his master's in accounting from Clemson at the same time. I think I remember 4 separate sections that had to be passed, with one section notorious for being extra hard. The one that many fail the first time around. When Jr. Black passed his, especially that hard section, I jumped for joy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2026 12:34 PM (qBdHI)
And the Ace taketh away.
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:33 PM (aTgV0)
Praise be the Ace
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Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)
It won't be while Trump is President. The feckless will have the reins soon.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (cS1cw)
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If England is going to have a pendulum swing back, and if Starmer and the rest of his party are going to resist an effort at snap elections (remember, people have been predicting that Starmer would be forced out for like 2 years now), well, that pendulum swing could be very hard.
Could.
A Restore government that says, "We're deporting everyone," could happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (gYVzu)
The UK is dealing with a serious problem.
Are they though?
At what point does Israel close up their UK embassy and urge the Jewish community to leave? And would the UK give a shit?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (kz5IF)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (6U1c2)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (A3bNj)
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (erF49)
"Experts say that bombing power plants affecting civilians would go against the rules of war."
Have we translated those rules for these Islamic bastards?
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (Sco7b)
Also UK: Why is there so much antisemitism?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (REq0p)
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"We weren't hating them openly enough."
-like, most of England
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Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (eerEz)
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Could.
A Restore government that says, "We're deporting everyone," could happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (gYVzu)
I dig your optimism.
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Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (tmYqW)
I think the UK is ok with this, they just want to manage the information at this point.
Just look at Starmer, the jew-hating turd Khan.
That country is fucked. Way to go Boris you scumbag. What an asshole that guy is.
Firebombings are part and parcel of living in a city.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Also, I'd Prefer You Call Me A Distinguished Gentleman With a Flagging Erection. at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (dmDsy)
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Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 12:37 PM (AkEZC)
It's not like they value Dental Care.
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5-10% probability counts as optimism?
An actual prediction will put Reform in power, not Restore, and Reform will be the reconstituted Conservative Party that promises to manage the problems while protecting the NHS at all costs.
And Farage will use his victory speech to announce that he loves Islam more than his own Christian upbringing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (gYVzu)
No, the UK is NOT dealing with a serious problem. Which is why they are f***ed.
Posted by: King Charles In A Can at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (qUkBO)
Are they already on the US list of international terrorist groups? If not, this sounds like a good reason to put them on.
Honestly I think that any group which claims responsibility for an attack like this should be automatically added to the list.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (cWLG3)
Have we translated those rules for these Islamic bastards?
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (Sco7b)
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"Experts" tend to be 100% wrong on everything else.
Why would anyone expect them to be correct this once?
Where are the "rules of war" codified? And what is the penalty assessed for breaking them?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (aTgV0)
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Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (cWLG3)
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Trump's people probably are talking to some sector of the IRGC. The IRGC is obviously fracturing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:39 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
King Chuck would never let that happen. He loves him some Muzzies.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)
So, Russia and Ukraine are going to be penalized...when?
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 12:39 PM (erF49)
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And Farage will use his victory speech to announce that he loves Islam more than his own Christian upbringing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (gYVzu)
It's pretty gross that countries are trying to use Islam to solve their own fertility rate issues.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (3wOGw)
If that sentence makes sense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Is there a Mrs. Starmer? And if so, does she leave the windows down so she can smell the smoke of peaceful protesting?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (kz5IF)
A Restore Parliament driven into power on the backs of Islamists getting too uppity could lead to a reversal.
I wouldn't put money on it, though. It could happen, but I wouldn't call it likely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:32 PM (gYVzu)
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The problem is that 6% amounts to almost 4 million people, and it's growing rapidly. There's a lot of votes and graft and political and cultural power in 4 million people. Plus, these people are savages, and people are afraid of them. UK already has a gunless, timid society. Add in millions of morlocks and this is what you get.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)
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Thus proving his point.
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
King Chuck would never let that happen. He loves him some Muzzies.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)
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Charles destroying the monarchy to preserve the Islamism of his nation is definitely a possibility.
"The monarchy does not include itself in political matters, unless it's to reverse the Islamization of Britain."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (8zz6B)
Would you rather have no children or inbred children?
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 12:41 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Moderate Muslims at March 23, 2026 12:41 PM (kz5IF)
As bad as things are right now it’s the calm before the real storm hits.
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:41 PM (FLP4Z)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (gYVzu)
I dig your optimism.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,
It is 'wish casting' not optimism.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 12:41 PM (MZJrA)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (ESVrU)
I'm putting those 'rules of war' on the same bookshelf where it's illegal to force medical experiments on the unwilling.
I'm in Canada. Rules are made to be broken.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 12:41 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 12:42 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: Aragorn at March 23, 2026 12:42 PM (zG4BR)
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I haven't seen any evidence that they're dealing with it at all.
Posted by: Methos
Doing the see-no, hear-no, speak-(about)-no-evil thing isn't "dealing with it?"
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 12:42 PM (N04U8)
How can this man be actually happening?
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:42 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 12:41 PM (erF49)
I'd rather have no Islam.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 12:43 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Aragorn at March 23, 2026 12:42 PM (zG4BR)
LMAO he's on their side.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 12:43 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (ESVrU)
A black mark on your permanent record.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:43 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: eleven
Me too. She's an evil temptress slut kafir!
Posted by: London Muhammed at March 23, 2026 12:43 PM (JCZqz)
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I haven't seen any evidence that they're dealing with it at all.
Posted by: Methos
Doing the see-no, hear-no, speak-(about)-no-evil thing isn't "dealing with it?"
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 12:42 PM (N04U
Ahh... the Sgt. Schultz leadership skills
Posted by: dantesed at March 23, 2026 12:44 PM (Oy/m2)
Have we translated those rules for these Islamic bastards?
Posted by: Stateless
What do the rules of war have to say about throwing babies into ovens as happened on 10/7?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:44 PM (j3kFd)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (eerEz)
Does that translate to "Agony of the Butt?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (Wnd0C)
And Farage will use his victory speech to announce that he loves Islam more than his own Christian upbringing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (gYVzu)
So...you predict that Labor remains in power.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (n9ltV)
And the eagle flies with the dove
And if you can't be with the one you love, honey
Love the relative you're with...
Posted by: Stephen Stills, Austere Scholar at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (nASQq)
kind of the john kerry school of negotiating: make a deal with iran and when iran breaks the deal insist on sticking with the deal to show how honest and reliable you are
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (eerEz)
Does that translate to "Agony of the Butt?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (8zz6B)
Vanessa Munley has a music video?
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Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (8zz6B)
The music sure sucks ass.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)
And Farage will use his victory speech to announce that he loves Islam more than his own Christian upbringing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (gYVzu)
So...you predict that Labor remains in power.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (n9ltV)
+ an extra 'u'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 12:46 PM (xcxpd)
They aren’t a religion of peace.
They are not in fact a religion at all.
They are a death cult of fanatics and need to be extinguished. They are incompatible with a free society and are an abomination to our culture.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:46 PM (moGJJ)
Posted by: Stephen Stills, Austere Scholar at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: si9s833 at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (LhG9a)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (n9ltV)
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I predict that the Conservative politicians who made the CP the actual pro-immigration party in Britain (up until about 2 years ago, Labour was constantly screaming about immigrants undercutting working wages) who left the party and joined Reform will prevent anything like an effort to actually restrain immigration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (4NO2D)
You remember 1945?
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Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (J6und)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
I saw a couple of their songs. Extremely complicated with multiple layers of sampling and microtonal guitar.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (j3kFd)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM
Unless Restore wins, it's just Blairism under new management.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: si9s833 at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (LhG9a)
The hamsters died.
Posted by: dantesed at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (J6und)
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"Remember when I did the Brexit thing? That was awesome."
"What does that have to do with immigration?"
"Brexit!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (aTgV0)
Took them long enough but it's time to kick out the muslim invaders and take back the west.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (FLP4Z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: si9s833 at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM
The ethernet ports lost their secondary addresses. So the servers were up, but unreachable from outside.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (4NO2D)
If the UK people would open their eyes and consider other cultures instead of defaulting to their own, they'd know this. Ignorance is no excuse.
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (dIske)
There is not a history of the UK saying we just can'f figure it out when the IRA was bombing.
Cultural suicide.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (77rzZ)
There were other people around, so I asked whether he would be comfortable with me taking off my sweater, because I was carrying.
He had no problem at all, which made me smile. It's the second time in a few months that has happened (first time was in NH), and I am going to be optimistic and extrapolate...Jews in America (at least the orthodox) are figuring it out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (gQ15S)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 12:30 PM (tmYqW)
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Did you find the diamond yet? I guess new population we won’t have to worry about the dag eating it.
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (vOg0W)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (FLP4Z)
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If the hordes keep breaching the borders time will quickly run out.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (J6und)
He wants to be the prettiest pony in the corral, that's all.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (xcxpd)
The Brits have taken Islam is a religion of peace ( Bush the younger idiot) to absurdity.
I justed watched a YouTube video from Ireland wherein the host says a civil war there is near. Same with Britain. They better do it quickly or they're done
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (aTgV0)
Sounds oddly like the need for RINO’s argument. Oh and independents like the ones now responsible for the long march over liberty in Virginia.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (J6und)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (cWLG3)
Exactly.
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (FLP4Z)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:47 PM (j3kFd)
Well, sampling is just stealing. Even if they pay the royalties due. Because the original artist is shut out from any creative role in the use of the sampled material. Hackery of the first order.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: eleven
Julie Andrews? Oh yeah.
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Yeah, I had wood at 8 years old watching that movie on a Panoramic Screen. Then she did a Nun's role. Wow, what a tigress.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM
And yet and yet, the center right CDU and the center left SDU in a coalition will continue to
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: dantesed
Does that mean that Pixy's pregnant?
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (77rzZ)
Either that, or Stephen Tyler is....
Posted by: Denny Crane - And He Could Very Well Be.... at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 12:50 PM (gQ15S)
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I thought he said it was a virtual IP.address thing.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (n5tGW)
Took them long enough but it's time to kick out the muslim invaders and take back the west.
Posted by: JackStraw
Now think about the Friday imams in the USA.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (MZJrA)
There is not a history of the UK saying we just can'f figure it out when the IRA was bombing.
Cultural suicide.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (n5tGW)
Even if the people do ever get it, their politicians never will.
And they won't ever rise up and physically eliminate said politicians, so...
That said, the ultimate point is this :
There is NO political solution to Islam.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (viF8m)
I love your optimism, but Le Pen is barred from running, and she is by far the biggest draw! And the UK is f*cked. Restore + Reform is barely 1/3 of the voters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:44 PM (j3kFd)
I've been amazed what MS Now ignores.
President Trump is on FoxNews now.
CNN and MS Now ignoring him.
CBC is focused on LaGuardia.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
ace should blog about this
Posted by: lol at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (YeBRy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:45 PM (8zz6B)
The music sure sucks ass.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:46 PM
*clicks on video*
WTF did I just watch? The Attack of the Wallpaper people?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 12:51 PM (n17eQ)
At 8, really?
Holy fuck, guess I was a late bloomer.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (dmDsy)
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Yeah those terrorist embeds would never do anything other than sip soy lattes and read the Quran all day if Trump had just minded his business and been nice to Iran
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: dantesed at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:49 PM (FLP4Z)
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Odd that the German Left likes Muslim NAZIs.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (n17eQ)
I don't understand why people consistently overestimate the influence of the crown.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (bFu5X)
They have an excuse...they are from Canada.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:54 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:54 PM (J6und)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 23, 2026 12:54 PM (PSEDc)
There is NO political solution to Islam.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM
War is the continuation of politics by other means.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 12:54 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
The monarch has to approve all acts of Parliament, right? And there's no way Charles is gonna approve the mass deportation of Muslims.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)
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When the Vulcans tried to take over Tatooine, did Gandalf and Thor decide to give up? NO
STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR GOTHAM CITY
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 23, 2026 12:55 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM
Your point is valid.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 12:55 PM (bFu5X)
Given that Restore was started 15 minutes ago I'd say that's pretty damn impressive.
Absolutely a long way to go but at least some are trying to turn the tide.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 12:55 PM (viF8m)
I don't understand why people consistently overestimate the influence of the crown.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 12:53 PM (ExV1e)
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He technically has power over the government. The crown hasn't really used it in...forever. But they can dissolve governments and veto legislation.
They just don't do it because they know that they are just wallpaper to the nation.
However, Charles seems really dedicated to destroying his nation through immigration. He could have it in him to dissolve a conservative/reform/restore government and induce snap elections to stop remigration efforts.
In which case...the people decide that their king isn't worth it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:56 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 12:56 PM (FLP4Z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
No, the guitarist samples several bars of his own music and then repeats it, and then plays another layer, etc.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:56 PM (j3kFd)
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Scotland is still on my bucket list, Id love to see the castles and watch Critical Drinker get drunk
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 12:40 PM (3wOGw)
The abortion business suggests that the issue isn't fertility, it's young women being bombarded with the idea that they should fuck at least 100 guys before they marry the superstar billionaire athlete even though they're 300 pounds.
What if someone told you that it was a concerted effort to destroy white ethnicities to make it easier to distinguish between the rulers and the ruled.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Heroic doses of LSD and datura are best to get the visuals.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (CWTWj)
There is NO political solution to Islam.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 12:52 PM (3wOGw)
Exactly, because Islam isn't just a political and/or religious construct, it is a codified system of cultural dominance.
There really was a reason for the Crusades, and it wasn't because those pesky Christians were just trying to force Jesus on the world....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)
I think Parliament has the right to pass the same Bill a second time to override a Royal veto.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (J6und)
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He is the inverse Cromwell. Sort of like Obama.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (8zz6B)
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I mean, Charles is dumb...is he dumb enough to make the entire monarchical system in the country a target to preserve the Muslim population?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Also, I'd Prefer You Call Me A Distinguished Gentleman With a Flagging Erection. at March 23, 2026 12:36 PM (dmDsy)
When there isn't a single mosque standing in the west, and future archaeologists have to ask WTF is islam, only then will sanity have claimed the land.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (J6und)
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They should probably stop electing Indians to run their nation, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:56 PM (j3kFd)
Ah. Multitracking , or sound on sound.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (8zz6B)
They Needed King Chuck Norris.
They would have settled for Chuck Brown.
They got King Chuck.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM
They need to improve the formula. A little less stupid juice maybe.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 12:48 PM (viF8m)
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Has the French Court made a ruling on Le Pen's appeal yet. I believe they heard the case back in January, and the verdict was supposed to be rendered in March prior to the election. I hadn't seen any news on the issue.
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 01:00 PM (dIske)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Heroic doses of LSD and datura are best to get the visuals.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 23, 2026 12:57 PM (JCZqz)
Rick Beato's video of them:
https://youtu.be/zO8bt94-ybg
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 01:00 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
Aside from the Teutonic Crusade anyway.
(The Cathars were a wash. They believed in Talarico's Jesus.)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 01:01 PM (gKWVE)
Iranian terror cells represent a Shia apocalyptic cult -- a minority of a minority. The Sunni muslims in Britain may not be natural allies of the representatives of the country firing missiles at their home countries. Besides, the Islamic conquest of Britain is going just fine without these dramatic public events that may wake the natives from their slumber.
Also, Iran has no money at this point. Bribes will go unpaid.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2026 01:01 PM (L78T1)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 01:01 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:56 PM (j3kFd)
Yup, multi-tracking. I used to do it all the time, although not with sampling myself, I'd just play the same part over again on different tracks, adding minor variations in chords and fills/harmonics, and mix them together in stereo... It makes for a great rhythm track...
Now I'm gonna go listen to what ya'll are talking about...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:01 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:56 PM (j3kFd)
Ah. Multitracking , or sound on sound.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
He eventually gets about six guitar and bass lines going at the same time. He has a custom double neck guitar and bass. That has to be tough to play live.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 01:02 PM (j3kFd)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 12:56 PM (j3kFd)
Ah. Multitracking , or sound on sound.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (8zz6B)
I think it's called "looping."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (gYVzu)
Inbred > dumb
Posted by: Denny Crane - Incest Is Best Kept In The Family. at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (nIWYA)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (CWTWj)
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"Because we are guilty for the Holocaust (which I know none of my parents helped with because no one knew about it at the time), then we must let in all the Muslims who hate Jews."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2026 01:01 PM (vFG9F)
Yeah. I lasted for 15 seconds of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM
in the neck?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 01:04 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2026 01:00 PM (dIske)
It's supposed to come out in the summer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 01:04 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 01:04 PM (mHVWR)
Could.
A Restore government that says, "We're deporting everyone," could happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:35 PM (gYVzu)
You are talking sense in a blog full of defeatists and Eeyores.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:05 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 01:02 PM (j3kFd)
Yeah because they weigh a ton and can be neck heavy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:05 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2026 01:02 PM (j3kFd)
Junior Brown seems to manage OK.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:05 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:58 PM (gYVzu)
Do you even have to ask?
The West have turned their populations into Green-Haired Childless Crisis Queers.
Islamic breeding is the only way they breed enough workers to pay for their precious welfare states.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 01:05 PM (wa/yD)
They need to improve the formula. A little less stupid juice maybe.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 12:59 PM (4NO2D)
Here is an idea for a perfect world, we will start with Catholics, then Lutherans - force multiplier, 1.2 billion + 100M of less stupid people can go far.
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 01:06 PM (GD0B3)
An actual prediction will put Reform in power, not Restore, and Reform will be the reconstituted Conservative Party that promises to manage the problems while protecting the NHS at all costs.
And Farage will use his victory speech to announce that he loves Islam more than his own Christian upbringing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (gYVzu)
TBF the UK will declare nuclear war on itself if anyone talks about altering the NHS in any way.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM (464q3)
The alleged killer of Chicago Loyola student Shannon Gorman is an illegal immigrant from Venezuela who was arrested by ICE in 2023 and released into the country. The scum's name is Medina-Medina.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:05 PM (464q3)
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The Conservative Party has a brand that's hard to kill, even when the CP itself has been trying to kill it for a decade.
It's why Reform did so badly in the last general election (well, one of several reasons, the other major one being CP working with Labour to maximize Labour gains).
Reform has spent about a decade building its brand as "CP but less dishonest." Restore is brand new. Parliamentary systems swing hard all the time.
Labour got a super majority the likes that have not been seen in England for generations with about 30% of the vote.
Could Restore get a clear majority in this muck? Maybe.
I just wouldn't put money on it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM (gYVzu)
Narrator: They didn't not become hardworking productive citizens.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM (aTgV0)
*By strength, we mean the elimination of the existing culture, history and people.
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 01:08 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM (464q3)
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"Native born are no longer eligible for the $10 per pharma benefit. They must pay full price. Only illegal immigrants and refugees get the $10 per pharma benefit from now on."
-Labour, soon
"Well, drat. I guess it could be worse."
-The British
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Bill Bailey at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (nHXB4)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM
The former are the only True Church.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (kACBq)
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 01:05 PM (wa/yD)
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Which would be understandable (though still reprehensible) if any of the Muslims were actually working and not sucking the government's teat.
Remember, in their worldview, the infidel exists only to serve their Muslim masters.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 01:10 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 23, 2026 01:10 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 01:10 PM (gQ15S)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)
When was the last time a monarch refused royal assent?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:10 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (kACBq)
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 01:08 PM (mFhj
By "our" they mean themselves. The Left. And by diversity they mean division. And by stength they mean their method.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (aTgV0)
The UK is dealing with a serious problem.
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But the UK is not "dealing" with it. They're ignoring it, or even worse, punishing the victims of it.
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (mFhj8)
How quaint.
https://tinyurl.com/2ufa2xy8
Posted by: Bill Bailey at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (nHXB4)
yeah, notice how its resting on a stool? Thats a minimum of 60 pounds of guitar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:10 PM (464q3)
According to wiki... pretty recently. March 11, 1708.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
Yeah because they weigh a ton and can be neck heavy.
Posted by: Berserker
That's why Michael Angelo Batio's four-necked guitar was X-shaped with two on each side?
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (N04U8)
HMS Prince of Wales is in high readiness, whatever that means and is moot because there are not enough escort vessels.
One Astute class fast attack submarine is in service, the other five are in refit or refuel.
One Vengeance class boomer is at sea.
Two out of six Daring class destroyers are in service.
Five of seven frigates are in service.
That is all the Royal Navy has to cover its global commitments.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (xzkgE)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (MZJrA)
I hope Chief Inspector Japp is on the job... with the help of Hercule Poirot!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 23, 2026 12:39 PM (xT8gx)
You want Japp.
You'll settle for Lestrange.
You'll get Danny Butterman.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (kcfgw)
Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 01:10 PM (gQ15S)
I'm not so sure.
Leftist Activists been rapidly going all in on "We hate dogs, we only like cats".
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (4NO2D)
Just don’t play the godawful acoustic version.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:13 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (2GVsD)
Global commitments? Making sure RHIBs full of 'migrants' don't sink in the Channel?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:13 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 23, 2026 01:03 PM (nIWYA)
"Everyone" will never get it. However, Christians and some Jews will.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:13 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (N04U
Yup, it has balance. Still heavy, put will stay put.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:14 PM (snZF9)
Wut?
- The Anglicans
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (kACBq)
It's a real mystery!
Posted by: John Calvin, John Smyth, John Wesley. at March 23, 2026 01:14 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Bill Bailey at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (nHXB4)
yeah, notice how its resting on a stool? Thats a minimum of 60 pounds of guitar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (snZF9)
Anyone seen Michael Angelo Batio play his two-neck, two-hand guitar?
The guys is a speed monster, but I've always just had a niggling of doubt about that, especially his over/under fretting....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:14 PM (dmDsy)
--The British government
Posted by: 29Victor at March 23, 2026 01:15 PM (0MjtC)
And a lot sooner than you hope or imagine.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:15 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 12:38 PM (ESVrU)
The Geneva Convention (1949)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:15 PM (464q3)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 23, 2026 01:10 PM (Y1sOo)
Air Traffic Control gave the fire truck an OK to cross the runway; then rescinded it seconds later, but too late. The airplane was on the runway, which was where it was supposed to be, having just landed. Fire truck was attending another emergency.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (8zz6B)
Wut?
- The Anglicans
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (kACBq)
Don't forget me.
Posted by: John Knox at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (mFhj8)
That is the job of the 2,000 tonne River class patrol vessels. Amazingly all seven are in service.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (0MjtC)
Why are there Lutherans AND Protestants?
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:07 PM
The former are the only True Church.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 01:09 PM (4NO2D)
We have both kinds of non-Catholics....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (kcfgw)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (gQ15S)
And a lot sooner than you hope or imagine.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:15 PM (tmYqW)
Fuck it, their funeral.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (FLP4Z)
Anyone seen Michael Angelo Batio play his two-neck, two-hand guitar?
The guys is a speed monster, but I've always just had a niggling of doubt about that, especially his over/under fretting....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:14 PM (dmDsy)
Fuck that noob. I can time warp and play time reverse time signatures like 69/42!
Posted by: John Petrucci at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (464q3)
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What Diversity were the pilots?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (aTgV0)
Just like they wouldn't laugh at women having their face broken by a tranny in a *volleyball* competition, or a woman being burned alive on a train by a spark of divinity.
Nothing is sacred to the Left. NOTHING.
They plan to make you submit to Islam. They havent thought much past that, but they believe brown people are dumbasses and will submit to them in the end. Fools.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (FLP4Z)
It’s SUPER NEATO!!!!!
Unlike those boring stuffy Christians.
Posted by: The Left at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Roland Hirsch at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (Imt38)
- The Anglicans
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2026 01:11 PM (kACBq)
It's a real mystery!
Posted by: John Calvin, John Smyth, John Wesley. at March 23, 2026 01:14 PM (mFhj
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Among GenZ in the UK, Catholic churchgoers outnumber Anglicans 2 to 1.
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (n17eQ)
Based on initial reports, this entirely the fault of ATC.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (ExV1e)
The Left here is going to enthusiastically enforce Sharia.
And a lot sooner than you hope or imagine.
Posted by: ...
And Bif's response to those Sharia enforcers will become very similar to the response that a blue helmet wearing UN peacekeeper woukd receive. no quarter, no surrender, no mercy.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (WhEiu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (8zz6B)
The collision was at 24 mph, which I thought was slow, but I guess just the size of the vehicles involved caused that massive damage to the plane and the deaths of the 2 pilots...sad.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 01:16 PM (FLP4Z)
It’s SUPER NEATO!!!!!
Unlike those boring stuffy Christians.
Posted by: The Left at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (464q3)
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"So, you support the marriage of children to middle-aged men, the subjugation of women, and the primacy of religion over civic life?"
"That's not Sharia."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (gYVzu)
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The left has it easy, only 30% and a 5 year super-majority. Whereas AfD could get 49.99% and it won't be enough because the 2nd place winner, even if nominally center-right, will form a coalition with every other lunatic left-wing party just to keep AfD out of power.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (Dv3i1)
Issues that they caused in the first place by promoting feminism in order to halve wages.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (tmYqW)
We used the Islamists to gain power in Iran back in the day, and now it is a workers paradise.
Posted by: Tudeh at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (464q3)
Health Secretary Wes Streeting says replacement ambulances will be loaned to the Hatzola charity, and the government will fund permanent replacements
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (dmDsy)
Planes don't have crumple zones.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (tmYqW)
The Left is fine with a bullet through their brain just as long as they get to see YOU get one first.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Anna Puma
[X] Cold
[_] Funky
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 01:20 PM (N04U8)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 01:21 PM (u73oe)
One Vengeance class boomer is at sea.
Two out of six Daring class destroyers are in service.
Five of seven frigates are in service.
That is all the Royal Navy has to cover its global commitments.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:12 PM (2GVsD)
What happens when you put pampering and babying people above your actual responsibilities as a government.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:21 PM (464q3)
They're made of aluminum. The entire fuselage is a crumple zone if you're going fast enough.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:21 PM (2ocoG)
Okay, you reminded me and I had to check out the code pink website where there's this gem.
"Trump Can’t Blockade Love: Why I’m Going to Cuba"
No articles on them successfully helping to kill Cubans on ventilators.
I have to go watch horror movies. I'm going to Code Pink, checking out CNN, CBC and MS Now. If this madness doesn't stop, I'll be asking for Trigglypuff to be shaved, cleaned up and brought to my room.
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (Sco7b)
Anyone seen Michael Angelo Batio play his two-neck, two-hand guitar?
The guys is a speed monster, but I've always just had a niggling of doubt about that, especially his over/under fretting....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:14 PM (dmDsy)
Shred guitarists like Batio, Malmsteen etc have one fan demographic: teenage boys who erroneously think that being a shredder will get them chicks.
It took me a long time to understand that practicing guitar was the road to celibacy, and that learning to sing was how you get chicks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (kcfgw)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (tmYqW)
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Doe ATC have a Fire Truck Radar?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (FLP4Z)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (Sco7b)
Godspeed...
Posted by: Denny Crane - We Will Never Forget You. at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (dmDsy)
Planes don't have crumple zones.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)
Its one big crumple zone. It crumples like a tin can. I'm more curious how the fire truck didn't see a big frigging plane coming down the road.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (snZF9)
Audio from that crash is weird. ATC told the truck to stop, then cleared it, then told it to stop.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (n7rxJ)
Senator Tuberville has the right idea: Fundamental Islam adherents are a clear and present danger to a Constitutional USA.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (dWrJ5)
==
oh yeah, as per usual
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (u73oe)
Is it a pencil burka?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (464q3)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:18 PM (dmDsy)
Planes don't have crumple zones.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)
Once the aircraft was on the ground, and taxiing at 24 mph, there was nothing the crew could do to avoid striking the fire truck that crossed their path. Can't brake out of it, can't steer out of it, can't accelerate out of it. Fire truck had the last clear chance to avoid the collision.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (8zz6B)
Or they should.
Did Johnny unplug it?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (u73oe)
Dude you owe me a noseful of coffee
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 01:25 PM (nHXB4)
There are "issues" & they're not going away.
>Scripps News, Mar. 16, 2026, Authorities track a surge in antisemitic attacks worldwide.
NYPD is moving to listing only those hate attacks confirmed.
>The Guardian, Thu 19 Mar 2026, Kemi Badenoch backs Nick Timothy after he calls Islamic public prayers ‘act of domination’ Conservative leader says debate not about freedom of religion, but its expression in shared public space
>Also the UK Guardian, Attacks on synagogues and Jewish shops in the UK, Europe and the US don’t hurt Netanyahu. They just hurt ordinary Jews, Mar. 20, 2026
>YouTube, Eid ul Fitr 2026 LIVE - Prayers In New York’s Washington Square Park Streamed live on Mar 20, 2026, Thousands gathered at Washington Square Park to offer Eid-ul-Fitr prayers... The event highlighted the diversity of New York’s Muslim community, with public prayers, unity, and festive spirit on display. Zohran Mamdani was also present, joining worshippers and emphasizing inclusivity and community solidarity during the celebrations.
>Action News, Philadelphia, March 20, 2026 -
Eid al‑Fitr celebration in West Philadelphia includes street renaming honoring Philadelphia Masjid
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 01:25 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (Dv3i1)
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There is no greater loyalty than to open borders.
They will cling to it until the death of the party as a whole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:25 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (u73oe)
burka burka
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 01:26 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:26 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 01:26 PM (PYyV9)
They plan to make you submit to Islam. They havent thought much past that, but they believe brown people are dumbasses and will submit to them in the end. Fools.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:17 PM (tmYqW)
The Left is fine with a bullet through their brain just as long as they get to see YOU get one first.
Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (wa/yD)
It's like I'm looking in a mirror....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 01:26 PM (kcfgw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (2GVsD)
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"This is why supporting the Islamist Republic is America First."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:26 PM (gYVzu)
According to a source, JPMorgan Chase is installing foot washing stations inside bathrooms at its Rockefeller Center office in Rockefeller Center.
The source stated that the installations are intended to accommodate Muslim employees who wash their feet before prayer, a practice associated with daily religious observance."
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)
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Was the fire truck driven by former California Fire Chiefs?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (n17eQ)
Joy Behar in a burkha...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 01:25 PM (nHXB4)
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (mFhj8)
Joy Behar in a burkha...
That would be an improvement.
For your brain bleach edification, there was a story over the weekend that Whoopi bragged she goes to bars to pick men up for sex. I'm sure she's a hit with men who are both blind and deaf.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)
They will cling to it until the death of the party as a whole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:25 PM (gYVzu)
They will close the borders the moment the wrong populations want to come here en masse.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)
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So floor level urinals, rite?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)
Off the floor?
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:28 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (PYyV9)
I saw this somewhere on 𝕏 and don't know where.
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 01:28 PM (+YA9H)
Is that like Durka Durka?
Posted by: Ian S.
I guess it's what happens when you marry your brother, but don't want to use your husband's name?
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2026 01:28 PM (N04U8)
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The left has it easy, only 30% and a 5 year super-majority. Whereas AfD could get 49.99% and it won't be enough because the 2nd place winner, even if nominally center-right, will form a coalition with every other lunatic left-wing party just to keep AfD out of power.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 23, 2026 01:19 PM (Dv3i1)
Not quite. In a multi party election 49.99% of the vote would translate into a massive majority of seats. Like 80% of seats probably.
Trudeau won something like 33% of the vote and got a majority of seats in Canada. It’s the retarded nature of multi party parliamentary systems.
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 01:29 PM (FLP4Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (2GVsD)
Second look at Islamists?
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:29 PM (tmYqW)
new hotness: Sharia Compliant Bathrooms!
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 01:29 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: tone-loc at March 23, 2026 01:29 PM (Q+gd/)
It took me a long time to understand that practicing guitar was the road to celibacy, and that learning to sing was how you get chicks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (kcfgw)
In my experience you must have been doing it wrong. lol
The shredder thing is cool to a point. I did it for awhile until my fingers didn't work for anything else because the muscle memory is real. I went to play an AC/DC song one day and my fingers were tripping over each other. Thats when I stopped. I can still do it, just not every day.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:29 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 01:29 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Sometimes a circumcision goes very wrong.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)
It took me a long time to understand that practicing guitar was the road to celibacy, and that learning to sing was how you get chicks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 01:22 PM (kcfgw)
LOL! Can't argue too much with that, but as the guitarist/music writer for my band, I did ok with the ladies... but just ok...
My best friend and singer always got the top shelf chicks, it was just something I learned to live with... heh.
Gotta say, though, I am a fan of Batio and Malmsteen, but only because I appreciate the technical skill they developed to play that way... I am more of a feel player, not a tech.
Posted by: Denny Crane - We Will Never Forget You. at March 23, 2026 01:30 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)
... that she goes, now, at the present time ...?
OR
... that she went, in the past ...?
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 01:30 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 23, 2026 01:30 PM (nHXB4)
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I wonder if JPMorgan will allow Catholic employees to recite the Our Father over their muzz coworkers and a prayer for their conversion.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 23, 2026 01:30 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:31 PM (2GVsD)
294
Audio from that crash is weird. ATC told the truck to stop, then cleared it, then told it to stop.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM
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We've found the diversity.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2026 01:31 PM (kf4RM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 01:23 PM (u73oe)
Dude you owe me a noseful of coffee
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM (tmYqW)
https://tinyurl.com/msncb96w
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:32 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2026 01:32 PM (2WIwB)
Joy Behar in a burkha...
That would be an improvement.
For your brain bleach edification, there was a story over the weekend that Whoopi bragged she goes to bars to pick men up for sex. I'm sure she's a hit with men who are both blind and deaf.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)
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Oh, the huge manatee!
(Sort of a meta joke, given that some sailors supposedly mistook manatees for mermaids in the 16-17th century.)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 01:32 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:31 PM (2GVsD)
Didn't TMZ report that Whoppi and Helen Keller were an item back in the day?
*grin emoji*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:33 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 01:33 PM (mHVWR)
294
Audio from that crash is weird. ATC told the truck to stop, then cleared it, then told it to stop.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 01:24 PM
Whatever happened it was Trump's fault....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2026 01:34 PM (rLtcl)
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The Law of Gross Tonnage in effect.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2026 01:34 PM (wVcYX)
OR
... that she went, in the past ...?
Now, 2026.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:34 PM (3cXfB)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
RIP Miss Tesssmacher.
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 01:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove"
Miss Tessmacher?
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:34 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Reminds me a bit, just a bit, of a band from Germany named, "Can", back in the late 60s to early 70s. Takes a while.
https://tinyurl.com/ms6s6jby
Posted by: javems at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)
I can still smell!
Posted by: Tommy at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:32 PM (ExV1e)
Fuckin 24k gold
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (tmYqW)
The Ladies fall for the pretty frontmen.
They'll fuck the guitarist.
But - they marry into the Rhythm Section.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (erF49)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 01:36 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:36 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
We like 'em zaftig. Rubenesque.
Posted by: 17th century sailors at March 23, 2026 01:36 PM (N04U8)
OR
... that she went, in the past ...?
Now, 2026.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:34 PM (3cXfB)
ewwwwww
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 01:36 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 01:32 PM (cWLG3)
Well, they had been at sea for many, many months, so there's that.
"It's got titties, Jonesie, it's gotta be a mermaid!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:37 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:37 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)
- Cucker
Posted by: Heroq at March 23, 2026 01:37 PM (FLP4Z)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 01:37 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove"
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Does Eddie Van Halen know?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:38 PM (n17eQ)
lol
Also, truth.
They think they want all sorts of shit, but they really just want someone who can keep perfect time.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 01:39 PM (erF49)
Posted by: He's back and Bulgier than ever at March 23, 2026 01:39 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 01:39 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:32 PM (ExV1e)
Fuckin 24k gold
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (tmYqW)
omigosh
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 01:39 PM (+YA9H)
They will cling to it until the death of the party as a whole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 01:25 PM (gYVzu)
And for the final nail in the coffin, also intentionally keep DHS from doing its job.
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2026 01:39 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (y9ksN)
They'll fuck the guitarist.
But - they marry into the Rhythm Section.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (erF49)
Fuck/Marry/Kill
Yeah, you are pretty accurate...
But as the sole songwriter and lead guitarist, I always thought I maybe deserved better than the JV Squad, at least once in a while...
Although, I had no complaints!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 01:36 PM (mkw2N
=====
Roid Rage
Plus the last two Reachers were crap.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (CyFyf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 01:41 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 01:41 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: eleven at March 23, 2026 01:37
Trust me.
Posted by: Ted Danson at March 23, 2026 01:41 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: Smell the Glove"
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Does Eddie Van Halen know?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:38 PM (n17eQ)
yikes...
Posted by: Denny Crane - That May Be Too Soon... lol at March 23, 2026 01:41 PM (dmDsy)
They'll fuck the guitarist.
But - they marry into the Rhythm Section.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (erF49)
Fuck/Marry/Kill
Yeah, you are pretty accurate...
But as the sole songwriter and lead guitarist, I always thought I maybe deserved better than the JV Squad, at least once in a while...
Although, I had no complaints!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (dmDsy)
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And not notice the bassist. :'^|
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 01:42 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 01:42 PM (tmYqW)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 01:42 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 01:41 PM (gtcuf)
IIRC, he was prominently featured in a Cafe last week.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:43 PM (8zz6B)
"Today we had a small incident of youths, possibly without homes, setting fires to stay warm for a halal meal. It is unfortunate they did this near ambulances. Inshallah."
Reporters ask about the Shit (sic) group taking credit: "We will investigate and arrest any Britons responsible for this islamic slur or online gossip.All are part of this great nation and are welcome here. It is mere coincidence the ambulances were near a synagogue."
*Wanders off to look for his prayer rug, which I hope the cat of #10 has reduced to ribbons.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 23, 2026 01:43 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 01:43 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (y9ksN)
Trick or Treat!
Smell My Feet!
Give Me Something Good To Eat!
If You Don't
I Don't Care!
I'll Pull Down Your Underwear!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes That Just Pops Into My Head... at March 23, 2026 01:44 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2026 01:44 PM (rLtcl)
admit that she goes to bars to pick up men.Is that supposed to be cool at her age?. Why not just say she's lonely and goes to bars?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2026 01:44 PM (PFs9e)
If that sentence makes sense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)
Yep. If the boy who said the Emperor had no clothes lived in modern day England he'd either be arrested immediately or beaten to death by the crowd. Same shit here. You point out the fact the last couple three mass school shootings were committed by trannies it's "SHUT UP YOU TRANSPHOBIC GENOCIDAL OPPRESSER."
Posted by: Shoot the messenger is a time-worn strategy at March 23, 2026 01:45 PM (TbWk/)
Although, I had no complaints!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (dmDsy)
Should've written a song titled "Fuck the Guitar Player, He's the One with the Talent".
Would've been amusing to hear the vocalist have to sing it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:45 PM (ExV1e)
https://youtu.be/Gru2EDJvj9Q
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:45 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Octochicken at March 23, 2026 01:45 PM (oCS0o)
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And not notice the bassist. :'^|
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 01:42 PM (cWLG3)
Oh, shit, I forgot about him!!
LOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:46 PM (dmDsy)
They havent thought much past that, but they believe brown people are dumbasses and will submit to them in the end.
Wasn't that the Charles Manson plan?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (rj6Yv)
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"Dozens hurt in high-speed impact: The jet collided with the Port Authority fire truck on a runway at 104 miles per hour."
I didn't think 24mph sounded right.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (CyFyf)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:40 PM (dmDsy)
Should've written a song titled "Fuck the Guitar Player, He's the One with the Talent".
Would've been amusing to hear the vocalist have to sing it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:45 PM (ExV1e)
Fucking genius!!!
Where were you all those 29 years ago????
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (dmDsy)
admit that she goes to bars to pick up men.Is that supposed to be cool at her age?
She should do what all the other women at her age are doing. Meet men at their retirement community.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 01:48 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at March 23, 2026 01:48 PM (OyBGA)
Enjoy Islam, asshats.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 12:30 PM (xcxpd)
Sadly, we've imported the same people. We're just not at the point where they are bold enough to openly attack the native populace. (But we're getting there!)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 23, 2026 01:48 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 23, 2026 01:49 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Delurker at March 23, 2026 01:41 PM (gtcuf)
IIRC, he was prominently featured in a Cafe last week.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:43 PM (8zz6B)
There's some footage of the trial floating around. The cops utterly beclowned themselves, which isn't surprising. The whole suit was a total joke from the beginning.
Posted by: I was gonna go search the house but then I got high at March 23, 2026 01:49 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 23, 2026 01:49 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)
admit that she goes to bars to pick up men.Is that supposed to be cool at her age?. Why not just say she's lonely and goes to bars?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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She always shows up at a quarter till two and still goes home alone.
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2026 01:49 PM (UjdFS)
They'll fuck the guitarist.
But - they marry into the Rhythm Section.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2026 01:35 PM (erF49)
Funny shit, but seemed to be true. One bass player I had..damn he had no qualms about bumping uglies. He definitely had a grudge against his dick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 01:50 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 01:50 PM (7Q7Ca)
The UK is dealing with a serious problem. pic.twitter.com/z728w4R17d
Meh. An own goal by the UK.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 01:50 PM (7Q7Ca)
I didn't think 24mph sounded right.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 23, 2026 01:47 PM (CyFyf)
Not like the media ever get their facts wrong. Actually doesn't alter the fact that the aircrew were helpless to avoid the collision at that point.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 01:52 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)
Probably doesn't hurt to have sinus congestion too.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2026 01:57 PM (zafwz)
Islam is satanic. Open your eyes and stop making excuses for these evil thugs
Posted by: Pste at March 23, 2026 02:07 PM (G5pZb)
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