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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Fromanger Foucault.jpg

Michel Foucault
Gerard Fromanger

I normally dislike this sort of pretend art, but the scribbles across Foucault are a perfect representation of his chaotic ideas. He was the darling of the post-modernists, but he was a flaccid thinker who covered up his shallowness with linguistic nonsense.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Something doesn't line up.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2026 09:30 AM (cYBz/)

3 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)

4 Took the brown acid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

5 I think I know where he got the idea from........


https://is.gd/MDiUfg

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Ugh.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 23, 2026 09:31 AM (Kt19C)

7 Toddler art

Posted by: Tuna at March 23, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

8 Flaccid? Flaccid? The guy was a child grapist. Flaccid? FFJFUJFUF&*7!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2026 09:32 AM (diia5)

9 nice chiclets.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

10 It's called graffiti. Not art.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 09:32 AM (AkEZC)

11 Would work fabulously in the Towel Room at the Days Inn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2026 09:32 AM (+HNx/)

12 Yikes. In the future, graffiti will be sprayed on people rather than walls and railroad cars.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2026 09:32 AM (CHHv1)

13 And that shit sold for five figures at least.

The art world is politics on steroids. Gaslighting people continually.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 09:32 AM (nASQq)

14 yeah it really captures him

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 09:32 AM (j+aD2)

15 veneers?

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

16 We'll take two.

Posted by: The Berlin Exhibition of Degenerate Art at March 23, 2026 09:33 AM (+HNx/)

17 At first I thought it was scribbles across Preznit Jugears.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2026 09:33 AM (wzUl9)

18 All those scribbles but no mustache?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 23, 2026 09:34 AM (9uNch)

19 I"ll let others chime in on what else Foucault was about.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 09:34 AM (cWLG3)

20 18 lil van dyke

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 09:34 AM (R11M+)

21 The art world is politics on steroids. Gaslighting people continually.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 09:32 AM (nASQq)

---------

Pffft. Pikers.

Posted by: The Haute Couture World at March 23, 2026 09:35 AM (+HNx/)

22 Never leave a child unattended with a pack of permanent markers.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 23, 2026 09:35 AM (0nHVk)

23 Oh, good grief.

Wasn't Foucault a pedo, too?

Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

24 Doodly.

Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2026 09:35 AM (rR03l)

25 Foucault are a perfect representation of his chaotic ideas"

Well, he did switch from medicine to physics...

/oh, that Foucault.

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 09:35 AM (XuXeR)

26 Not the Foucault who devised the Pendulum named after him? I've never heard of this guy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2026 09:35 AM (wzUl9)

27 This is what the kid drew in the Liberty Mutual commercial when the parents got called in. That's 'and Doug,' isn't it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

28 Would hang.


Both the artist and the subject.

Posted by: PabloD at March 23, 2026 09:36 AM (8sD0/)

29 At first I thought it was scribbles across Preznit Jugears.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Nah. Obama never smiled.

Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

30 "Absurd."

"Ridiculous."

"Ludicrous."

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 23, 2026 09:37 AM (DgMqy)

31 What my notepad looks like 20 minutes into a call with a client.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2026 09:37 AM (+HNx/)

32 I normally dislike this sort of pretend art, but the scribbles across Foucault are a perfect representation of his chaotic ideas. He was the darling of the post-modernists, but he was a flaccid thinker who covered up his shallowness with linguistic nonsense.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Couldn't have said it better myself. His "thought" was garbage. Letting your toddler loose on him with a set of Crayolas is more than he deserves.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 09:37 AM (bFu5X)

33 shArt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

34 Looked the artist. His other works are just as bad. Also, per Wikipedia, the artist was a friend of Foucault.

Posted by: Tuna at March 23, 2026 09:38 AM (lJ0H4)

35 shArt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 09:37 AM

After a pack of Skittles.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 09:38 AM (bFu5X)

36 It's called graffiti. Not art.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 09:32 AM (AkEZC)

My thoughts on tattoos. Not if it's one or 2 indiscriminate ones - but nobody seems to be able to stop at that point anymore.

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2026 09:38 AM (vNIMs)

37 Yikes. It looks like a child got hold of markers and went to town scribbling on a portrait.

Not sure I want to be friends with anyone who would willingly hang this in their home. It feels like something exclusively created for display in a modern art gallery, not for the unwashed plebes to enjoy.

Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2026 09:39 AM (gWBY1)

38 Well, it's Monday..

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2026 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

39
After a pack of Skittles.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2026 09:38 AM (bFu5X)


LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

40 The Paolo, he is not, how do you say, the flaccid thinker.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 23, 2026 09:39 AM (+HNx/)

41
My thoughts on tattoos. Not if it's one or 2 indiscriminate ones - but nobody seems to be able to stop at that point anymore.
Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2026 09:38 AM (vNIMs)


Don't get me started on face piercings.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

42 I'm placing this in the 'not art' category.

Posted by: dantesed at March 23, 2026 09:39 AM (Oy/m2)

43 This is grotesque.

Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 09:40 AM (ZxPkt)

44 His body reminds me of the TSA lines at the airport.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2026 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

45 Is this the sex deviate Foucalt? The pendulum Focault guy was OK, I think.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 23, 2026 09:41 AM (Kjgfl)

46 I'm placing this in the 'not art' category.
Posted by: dantesed at March 23, 2026 09:39 AM (Oy/m2)
----
Well, there's no dog, so it's "not art" by definition...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 09:41 AM (ESVrU)

47 makes sense that he's cockeyed.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 09:41 AM (R11M+)

48 28, spot-on! lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2026 09:41 AM (MIIRH)

49 Morning.

Scribbles on a communist.

Looks stupid, also has a communist.

Would not hang.

Fuck communists.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2026 09:41 AM (n4/TV)

50 Should we make tatting boxcars a hanging offense? Ancient Astronaut Theorists say yes.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 09:41 AM (n17eQ)

51 My thoughts on tattoos. Not if it's one or 2 indiscriminate ones - but nobody seems to be able to stop at that point anymore.
Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2026 09:38 AM (vNIMs)


Don't get me started on face piercings.......
Posted by: Sponge

We true intellectuals have Day-Glo hair.
-- Rosa DeLauro

Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

52 What fresh hell is THAT??!?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2026 09:42 AM (snJTT)

53 Hitler was a bad architect. Same.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2026 09:42 AM (diia5)

54 Foucault as I recall was accused of buggering children. The scribbling on the picture is probably by one of them. AIDS caught up with Mikey.
Wouldn't hang, unless as a dartboard.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 09:42 AM (mHVWR)

55 46 I'm placing this in the 'not art' category.
Posted by: dantesed at March 23, 2026 09:39 AM (Oy/m2)
----
Well, there's no dog, so it's "not art" by definition...
-----------
No bewbs either.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 09:42 AM (n17eQ)

56 My thoughts on tattoos. Not if it's one or 2 indiscriminate ones - but nobody seems to be able to stop at that point anymore.
Posted by: Doof

I'll tell ya, once you break the taboo new body art ideas are always occurring to you.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 23, 2026 09:42 AM (9uNch)

57 >>> Toddler art

There was a Murphy Brown episode where her son's kid scribbles were mistaken for modern art and praised by a snooty art critic person. One of the few eps I remember, but it was a good one.

Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2026 09:42 AM (gWBY1)

58 53 Hitler was a bad architect. Same.
---------------
Much better than Obama.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 09:43 AM (n17eQ)

59 Don't get me started on face piercings.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 23, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

Yeah. But we're old and we don't get it.

It's funny to look at trends that once were edgy and rebellious but then become kinda conformist. Been happening forever, I guess.

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2026 09:43 AM (vNIMs)

60 Never fear-
Doodle Dude is here!

Posted by: Doodle Dude at March 23, 2026 09:43 AM (vneJl)

61
'Twould have been appreciated more if those were sword wounds instead of scribbles.

BTW, Paul Ehrlich ("The Population Bomb") wasn't wrong -- 2050 is the new due date for his doom goblin predictions, according to one of his delusional true believers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2026 09:44 AM (xG4kz)

62 59 ecclesiastes

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 09:44 AM (R11M+)

63 Wasn't Foucault a pedo, too?
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

Enjoyed going balls deep inside little boys.

Communism, leftism in general, is nothing more than a way of justifying one's basest and sickest desires. They tell you everything is about power and the most clear expressions of power are through sex and violence. Do both at once and you're basically akin to a god on earth.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2026 09:45 AM (n4/TV)

64 This is the wrong Michel.

The right one is Jean Michel Folon.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 09:46 AM (RIvkX)

65 I'll tell ya, once you break the taboo new body art ideas are always occurring to you.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 23, 2026 09:42 AM (9uNch)

Not at this point in my life!

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2026 09:46 AM (vNIMs)

66 The flaccid thinkers were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at March 23, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

67 Communism, leftism in general, is nothing more than a way of justifying one's basest and sickest desires. They tell you everything is about power and the most clear expressions of power are through sex and violence. Do both at once and you're basically akin to a god on earth.
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2026 09:45 AM (n4/TV)
----
Huh. No wonder they get along so well with Muslims...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 09:47 AM (ESVrU)

68 Foucault was a creepy gay commie retard who was mentally ill, a junkie, and violent. If he was alive today, he’d be that pervert that Kyle R killed.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 23, 2026 09:47 AM (II20+)

69 BTW, Paul Ehrlich ("The Population Bomb") wasn't wrong -- 2050 is the new due date for his doom goblin predictions, according to one of his delusional true believers.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2026 09:44 AM (xG4kz)
====

Was he a Jehovah's Witness?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 09:47 AM (RIvkX)

70 'Twould have been appreciated more if those were sword wounds instead of scribbles.

BTW, Paul Ehrlich ("The Population Bomb") wasn't wrong -- 2050 is the new due date for his doom goblin predictions, according to one of his delusional true believers.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2026 09:44 AM (xG4kz)

The global warmening will kill us all by 2030 so it seems moot.

Back to the picture. Uh...well, I think I could wipe my ass with it.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2026 09:48 AM (n4/TV)

71 the scribbles across Foucault are a perfect representation of his chaotic ideas.
---

Even with this context, I don't care for it.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 23, 2026 09:48 AM (em4F9)

72 Focault was a Pedophile and supported the Islamist takeover of Iran.

Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 09:48 AM (3wOGw)

73 >13 And that shit sold for five figures at least.
---
It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at March 23, 2026 09:49 AM (2Ez/1)

74
Not all persons bearing the name Foucault have been a net drain on society.

To wit:
In 1851 the French physicist Jean-Bernard-Léon Foucault assembled in Paris the first pendulums of this type, one of which consisted of a 28-kg (62-pound) iron ball suspended from inside the dome of the Panthéon by a steel wire 67 metres (220 feet) long and set in motion by drawing the ball to one side and carefully releasing it to start it swinging in a plane. The rotation of the plane of swing of Foucault’s pendulums was the first laboratory demonstration of the Earth’s spin on its axis.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2026 09:49 AM (xG4kz)

75 Got some graffiti on today's at.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 23, 2026 09:49 AM (8mulE)

76 It's no Andy Warhol.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 23, 2026 09:49 AM (Wnd0C)

77 Is flaccid thinking intended as an insult? Because I would argue some of the stupidest thinking occurs when non-flaccid. Just sayin

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2026 09:49 AM (vNIMs)

78 Foucault. Would not hang. Would hurl into a pit with a hungry panther.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 09:49 AM (BI5O2)

79 This is a new low. No redeeming social value. Ugly. Takes no skill. Sorry I tuned in.

Posted by: I Can Scribble, Too at March 23, 2026 09:50 AM (oftw2)

80 26,
Yeah. I know very little about this Focault...

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 09:50 AM (XuXeR)

81 i would enjoy access for further input, possibly with a magnum black marker.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 09:50 AM (R11M+)

82 72 Focault was a Pedophile and supported the Islamist takeover of Iran.
Posted by: XTC

The kinda guy you can have a beer with. While diddling kids.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 23, 2026 09:51 AM (JCZqz)

83
This is so over -- over praised, over hyped, over priced and overdue for shredding.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2026 09:51 AM (xG4kz)

84 Even with this context, I don't care for it.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 23, 2026 09:48 AM (em4F9)

I think the intent was to be edgy and opaque. But the reality of this "painting" is that it reflects badly on the subject AND the artist, and that makes me smile!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2026 09:51 AM (n9ltV)

85 Flaccid?

I was in the pool!!

Posted by: Shrinkage at March 23, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

86 What a crock of pretentious shit about a third rate, if that, mind. Only a society in serious, possibly terminal, decline would think this is worth any attention outside an insane asylum.

I'm keeping my comments on the mild side out of respect for AOSHQ and its reputation.

Posted by: JTB at March 23, 2026 09:52 AM (yTvNw)

87 79 This is a new low. No redeeming social value. Ugly. Takes no skill. Sorry I tuned in.
****

You, maybe, want Nude WOMAN on an ottoman? CBD sometimes likes a challenge.

Posted by: clarence at March 23, 2026 09:52 AM (7lOC+)

88 Michel Foucault
Gerard Fromanger

***********

Laverne, Surely You Jest - a limerick

There once was an artist from Quigey
Whose art work was sought after bigly
"We're pleased to represent,
(for a mere 15 percent)"
Said his talent agents Lenny & Squiggly

Posted by: muldoon at March 23, 2026 09:52 AM (qgHp7)

89 Well, there's this little tidbit about Foucault's proclivities...

Partner: Daniel Defert, a sociologist and political activist. After Foucault’s death from AIDS complications in 1984, Defert founded the AIDES charity in his memory to combat HIV/AIDS, a legacy that continues...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 09:53 AM (AkEZC)

90 Focault was a Pedophile"

Well, supposedly one of his pendulum weights fell and damaged a floor... hardly makes him a....

Oh. Nevermind.

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 09:53 AM (XuXeR)

91 He was the darling of the post-modernists, but he was a flaccid thinker who covered up his shallowness with linguistic nonsense.

The point of leftwing philosophy isn't to come up with universal rules for mankind.

The point is to come up with a system that allows a select group to achieve power.

Imagine Foucault didn't die in '84. Imagine we found out he had been cryogenically frozen and was thawed out today. After given a little bit of time to understand the leftwing narrative he would immediately parrot it and argue that his ideas obviously support the changes over the last 40 years.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 09:53 AM (sKqQm)

92 Focault was a Pedophile and supported the Islamist takeover of Iran.
Posted by: XTC

The kinda guy you can have a beer with. While diddling kids.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 23, 2026 09:51 AM (JCZqz)

*Rolls eyes*

Oh, Daddy!

Posted by: Ashley Biden at March 23, 2026 09:53 AM (n4/TV)

93 I'm keeping my comments on the mild side out of respect for AOSHQ and its reputation.
Posted by: JTB

This place has a reputation for mildness?

Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 09:53 AM (77rzZ)

94 Mid morning art THREAT.
FIFY

Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2026 09:54 AM (0+o0I)

95 Why does it seem like every Post-1800s "Philosopher" was just trying to justify "Well, I want to be a freaky-deaky degenerate pervert!"?

Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 09:54 AM (3wOGw)

96 You, maybe, want Nude WOMAN on an ottoman? CBD sometimes likes a challenge.
Posted by: clarence

Nude Sydney Sweeney on an ottoman would be very nice, indeed.

Saw a pic of her that highlighted her legs. She's got nice gams, too.

Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

97 10 It's called graffiti. Not art.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 09:32 AM (AkEZC)

This.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 09:55 AM (ynpvh)

98 If I ever found a society, Foucault's work will be taught in detail during High School - every word he wrote, every interview he gave. In fact, most of HS would just be courses on Leftism, from Marx onward.

Because there will be an iron law that any adult who ever espouses a Left wing idea, knowingly or not, can be legally shot by anyone who witnesses it, or turned over to the Panther Guard and taken to the pits. A comprehensive education in Leftism would be necessary for survival in the real world.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 09:56 AM (BI5O2)

99 BTW, Paul Ehrlich ("The Population Bomb") wasn't wrong -- 2050 is the new due date for his doom goblin predictions, according to one of his delusional true believers.

Occasionally I've been talking with younger people about the fact that 40 years ago no one was worried about global warming - most of the apocalyptic movies from then are worried about overpopulation.

They are *shocked* as they assume global warming has been around as a concern for a lot longer and they are just as shocked that overpopulation could be a concern...BUT WE NEED MORE IMMIGRANTS!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 09:56 AM (sKqQm)

100 >>>This place has a reputation for mildness?

Posted by: Bulg

>Once in a while they give someone a timeout.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 23, 2026 09:56 AM (Wnd0C)

101 After Foucault’s death from AIDS complications in 1984
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 09:53 AM (AkEZC)

Maybe AIDS isn't *all* bad.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2026 09:56 AM (n4/TV)

102 100

Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 09:56 AM (+YA9H)

103 97 You, maybe, want Nude WOMAN on an ottoman? CBD sometimes likes a challenge.
Posted by: clarence

Nude Sydney Sweeney on an ottoman would be very nice, indeed.

Saw a pic of her that highlighted her legs. She's got nice gams, too.

Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

But its a fat ottoman on an ottoman...so expect Lena Dunhan or Trigglypuff...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 09:56 AM (ynpvh)

104 >>>pretend art

social commentary in the guise of art

Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 09:57 AM (+YA9H)

105 Ahhh. The smell of ozone in the morning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 09:57 AM (V9k7L)

106 Focault was a Pedophile and supported the Islamist takeover of Iran.

I was reading some FNM stories from back then.

They consistently reported Khomeni as a George Washington like figure who would bring "real democracy" to Iran...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 09:57 AM (sKqQm)

107 Monday

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2026 09:57 AM (rLtcl)

108 Maybe AIDS isn't *all* bad.

It got rid of Arafat as well...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 09:57 AM (sKqQm)

109 101 After Foucault’s death from AIDS complications in 1984
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 09:53 AM (AkEZC)

Maybe AIDS isn't *all* bad.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2026 09:56 AM (n4/TV)

It was quite useful

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at March 23, 2026 09:58 AM (ynpvh)

110 This is a new low. No redeeming social value. Ugly. Takes no skill. Sorry I tuned in.
Posted by: I Can Scribble, Too at March 23, 2026 09:50 AM (oftw2)

One obviously forgets naked lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 09:58 AM (ExV1e)

111 Monday"

Well, that explains it...

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 09:58 AM (XuXeR)

112 97 But its a fat ottoman on an ottoman
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 09:56 AM (ynpvh)

Otto Man!

Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 09:58 AM (+YA9H)

113 Flashbacks to a Silly String® commercial.

Posted by: Rex B at March 23, 2026 09:58 AM (DqQS/)

114 106 Focault was a Pedophile and supported the Islamist takeover of Iran.

I was reading some FNM stories from back then.

They consistently reported Khomeni as a George Washington like figure who would bring "real democracy" to Iran...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 09:57 AM (sKqQm)

Just like Pol Pot brought prosperity to to Cambodia...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 09:59 AM (ynpvh)

115 10 It's called graffiti. Not art.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 09:32 AM (AkEZC)

agreed

Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 09:59 AM (+YA9H)

116 98 Because there will be an iron law that any adult who ever espouses a Left wing idea, knowingly or not, can be legally shot by anyone who witnesses it, or turned over to the Panther Guard and taken to the pits. A comprehensive education in Leftism would be necessary for survival in the real world.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 09:56 AM (BI5O2)

What's the baseline for Instant Execution when it comes to opinions on Military Intervention?

Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 09:59 AM (3wOGw)

117 Otto Man!"

Hey, that's my gig!

/Otto Pilot - Airplane!

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 09:59 AM (XuXeR)

118 Who was the 60 Minutes reporter that certainly at least tried to sleep with Khomeni...was it Baba?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 10:00 AM (sKqQm)

119 How did CBD get a hold of one of my childhood drawings?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 23, 2026 10:00 AM (NOSDa)

120 118 Who was the 60 Minutes reporter that certainly at least tried to sleep with Khomeni...was it Baba?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 10:00 AM (sKqQm)

I'm sure Khomeni would do children, goats, camels, and sheep, but drew the line with asses.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:00 AM (ynpvh)

121 101 After Foucault’s death from AIDS complications in 1984
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 09:53 AM (AkEZC)

Maybe AIDS isn't *all* bad.
----------------
So he died of chapped ass?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 10:01 AM (n17eQ)

122 119 How did CBD get a hold of one of my childhood drawings?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 23, 2026 10:00 AM (NOSDa)

Probably the same way Musk got a hold of my kindergarten car drawings and used it for his truck...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:01 AM (ynpvh)

123 What's the baseline for Instant Execution when it comes to opinions on Military Intervention?"

"Nation building"?

Pretty much instantly.

Blowing up international asses? Medal worthy.

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:01 AM (XuXeR)

124 So, not pArf Art, but Art mocking a p*vArt, therefore wholesome?

Satire, of the good kind? Maybe?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 23, 2026 10:02 AM (BHrzb)

125 122 my friends disturbed younger brother actually holds this grudge.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)

126 123 What's the baseline for Instant Execution when it comes to opinions on Military Intervention?"

"Nation building"?

Pretty much instantly.

Blowing up international asses? Medal worthy.

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:01 AM (XuXeR)

What if I prefer my ass blown up?

Posted by: Barry Sotero at March 23, 2026 10:02 AM (ynpvh)

127 That was art? Thank God! I was afraid we were hacked again!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:02 AM (ndZc7)

128 What's the baseline for Instant Execution when it comes to opinions on Military Intervention?"


My standard is that if an intervention isn't worth destroying your enemy's economy and leaders *first* then it isn't worth one Podunk Private's life either.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 10:03 AM (sKqQm)

129 Took the brown acid.
Posted by: Sponge

Because I would argue some of the stupidest thinking occurs when non-flaccid. Just sayin
Posted by: Doof

*********

There once was a man from Lake Placid
Who reportedly took the brown acid
It screwed up his brain
and drove him insane
And rendered his thinking quite turgid flaccid

Posted by: muldoon at March 23, 2026 10:03 AM (qgHp7)

130 123 What's the baseline for Instant Execution when it comes to opinions on Military Intervention?"

"Nation building"?

Pretty much instantly.

Blowing up international asses? Medal worthy.
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:01 AM (XuXeR)

I meant more is there any port where NOT wanting to go to war means whoever wants to kill you gets to.

(And no, this isn't about Iran, the Mullahs should be blown straight to Hell)

Posted by: XTC at March 23, 2026 10:03 AM (3wOGw)

131 125 122 my friends disturbed younger brother actually holds this grudge.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)

Well, neither of us made a trademark of it...

Posted by: Barry Sotero at March 23, 2026 10:04 AM (ynpvh)

132 but he was a flaccid thinker who covered up his shallowness with linguistic nonsense.

Posted by CBD at 09:30 AM Comments


So, a politician then?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2026 10:04 AM (zafwz)

133 off commie black Jesus gay sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:04 AM (ynpvh)

134 Its a shame the painter left it with his 5yp and a box of crayons

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 10:04 AM (P0pmy)

135 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:04 AM (ynpvh)

How are you doing?

Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

136 I wonder if it's been on the cover of The New Yorker magazine.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 10:06 AM (+YA9H)

137 135 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:04 AM (ynpvh)

How are you doing?

Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

I am mostly well physically. Still some lingering issues from an ass not used for a year. Either that, or the doc sodomized me while I was under.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:06 AM (ynpvh)

138 He looks like a retard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 10:06 AM (bss/y)

139 Oops, saw comment 34, so not satire. That was just wishful thinking on my part.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 23, 2026 10:07 AM (BHrzb)

140 131and all you had to do was mail the drawing to yourself.
sometimes i forget to change my nic back.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 10:07 AM (R11M+)

141 Either that, or the doc sodomized me while I was under.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I think you have to pay extra for that.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 23, 2026 10:07 AM (9uNch)

142 Trump cucks out once again.

Posted by: Sad! at March 23, 2026 10:07 AM (81vU3)

143 I am mostly well physically.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Good to hear. Hang in there.

Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 10:07 AM (77rzZ)

144 One of the things about "art" is that when someone, with or without talent does something like this for the very first time, it's likely going to get noticed.

And be called "art."

Even though it's obviously graffiti. But... it's probably the very first time anyone ever did something remotely similar. And hopefully the last, but I'll bet there are copycats.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 10:07 AM (AkEZC)

145 It's upside down.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 10:08 AM (+YA9H)

146 141 Either that, or the doc sodomized me while I was under.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I think you have to pay extra for that.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 23, 2026 10:07 AM (9uNch)

*golfclap*

I do love this place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 10:08 AM (bss/y)

147 Michel Foucault
Gerard Fromanger

(AI Overview, in part) Gérard Fromanger (1939–2021) was a prominent French painter of the Figuration Narrative movement known for his politically conscious, vibrant works and close ties to philosophers Michel Foucault and Gilles Deleuze. Foucault famously analyzed Fromanger’s work in his text "Photogenic Painting," describing it as capturing the "anonymous movement of what is happening."

"Both were involved in the intellectual milieu following the May 1968 student protests in Paris, with Fromanger often creating art that acted as a political "red" filter on urban reality."

Okay, I get it though I probably wouldn't hang it.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 10:08 AM (NFX2v)

148 136 it does seem familiar.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 10:08 AM (R11M+)

149 The technology embedded into the Strava Fitness app reveals the locations and intimate details of those using the app. Subsequently, any individual in the military, in the Secret Service, employees of the president, the president's family members and his cabinet, and anyone else using the app on military bases or naval vessels are transmitting their locations and their activities to anyone accessing the app. In turn, an individual's exercising activities and locations are published for the public to review on social media and other sites linked to the user's account.

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2026 10:09 AM (RHGPo)

150 137 did it hurt?
hurt?!? he don't write, he don't call...

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 10:09 AM (R11M+)

151 Fromanger: fromage manger

Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 10:09 AM (+YA9H)

152 Skim the Wiki bio of Foucault. Even with that doubtless sanitized and favorable text, it's clear he was psychotic.

This being the main problem with a lot of "intellectuals" - they invent a vision of the world and spend a lifetime adding detail to it and using it to explain/justify the real world.

Posted by: AB at March 23, 2026 10:09 AM (ArLSQ)

153
This is nothing more than moustache art upgraded to use more colors than just black.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2026 10:10 AM (xG4kz)

154 Cuba’s Power Grid Collapses Again, the Third Time This Month

-
One of Mrs. Wrecks' commie friends visited Cuba 10+ years ago and loved it. She said it was like a time machine back to the 1950s. Now it's like a time machine back to the stone age.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:10 AM (ndZc7)

155 CBD captured this well. The childish pretentiousness of the art matches the childish pretentiousness of Foucault.
I do wonder what Foucault's feelings were of the painting.

Posted by: Wally at March 23, 2026 10:11 AM (zG4BR)

156 Military interventionism isn't ideological unless you are running a tributary empire that implicitly demands it, or a tribal society based on a warrior ethos.

I wouldn't have any specific requirements in that regard - "I do or don't think we should go to war" isn't Leftism.

"We should or shouldn't go to war because it would help or harm a collectivist country," - shot or fed to panthers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 10:11 AM (BI5O2)

157 Posted by: Bulg

>Once in a while they give someone a timeout.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March

Hah!!!

Posted by: From about That Time at March 23, 2026 10:11 AM (V88yL)

158 150 137 did it hurt?
hurt?!? he don't write, he don't call...
Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 10:09 AM (R11M+)

; )

Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 10:11 AM (+YA9H)

159 Freaky-deaky indeed.

Would shun.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2026 10:12 AM (wVcYX)

160 154 Cuba’s Power Grid Collapses Again, the Third Time This Month

-
One of Mrs. Wrecks' commie friends visited Cuba 10+ years ago and loved it. She said it was like a time machine back to the 1950s. Now it's like a time machine back to the stone age.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:10 AM (ndZc7)


"The proletariat are revolting!"
"Yes they are."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:12 AM (ynpvh)

161 Foucault?

No idea who he was. Is his name pronounced Fucko?

Cuz I pronounce Fauci as Fucky.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 23, 2026 10:13 AM (PSEDc)

162 Eric Swalwell’s Lawsuit Against Trump Administration Meets an Embarrassing End

-
Well, take two Fang Fangs and call me in the morning.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

163 One of Mrs. Wrecks' commie friends visited Cuba 10+ years ago and loved it. She said it was like a time machine back to the 1950s. Now it's like a time machine back to the stone age.

Tweens are tweens even by candle light

Posted by: Your Average Canadian Tourist to Cuba at March 23, 2026 10:14 AM (sKqQm)

164
This being the main problem with a lot of "intellectuals" - they invent a vision of the world and spend a lifetime adding detail to it and using it to explain/justify the real world.
Posted by: AB

See, for example, Richard Dreyfuss sculpting with mashed potatoes in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2026 10:14 AM (xG4kz)

165 he technology embedded into the Strava Fitness app reveals the locations and intimate details of those using the app"

People can be pretty stupid...

/insurgents targeting US troops based on exercise tracking...

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:14 AM (XuXeR)

166 One of Mrs. Wrecks' commie friends visited Cuba 10+ years ago and loved it. She said it was like a time machine back to the 1950s. Now it's like a time machine back to the stone age.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:10 AM (ndZc7)

I had some friends who went there for their honeymoon. Well, the gal was a friend. The husband was a champagne socialist tourist. Pretty much classic stereotype.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 10:14 AM (bss/y)

167 North Dakota and Oklahoma are trying to prohibit changes to birth certificates, which would immediately disenfranchise basically EVERY trans person!

Texas already did it. I can't ever change my birth certificate. I can move to another country, renounce my US citizenship and that fascist shit hole will still have control over my birth certificate.

this is a simple violation of civil rights. we need to reform and expand SCOTUS. The government is speeding towards putting us on lists and imprisoning us. Having all your documents list the current and correct gender is important for avoiding that.

I for one would LOVE to have a session with a licensed therapist trying to get trans people to " appreciate their sex"
Hold my mean girl beer.

Something something 2nd Amendment. There are groups such as the pink pistols that cater specifically to the queer community. The second amendment is for everyone. Use it

heritage foundation is so epstien core anyone who hates trans is self reporting as a pedo boot licker. and should etreated as such. No one will ever be able to make me appreciate my birth sex no one controls my mind I resist their geass

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 23, 2026 10:15 AM (JCZqz)

168 She said it was like a time machine back to the 1950s. "

I'll go out on a limb and say she has no clue what the 50's anywhere were like...

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:16 AM (XuXeR)

169 But they're special!

Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Lose Bid to Receive Taxpayer-funded Security from UK

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)

170 One of Mrs. Wrecks' commie friends visited Cuba 10+ years ago and loved it. She said it was like a time machine back to the 1950s. Now it's like a time machine back to the stone age.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:10 AM (ndZc7)

Did you say that you wonder what the locals, condemned to live in the 1950s for the amusement of yanqui tourists, thought about it?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:17 AM (ExV1e)

171
Cuba’s Power Grid Collapses Again, the Third Time This Month

Nope, nope, nope! Get back in timeout with George W Bush, Code Pink!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2026 10:17 AM (xG4kz)

172 Alternate title:

"Five Color Sharpies in the Hands of an Angry Three-Year-Old"

Posted by: muldoon at March 23, 2026 10:17 AM (qgHp7)

173 76 It's no Andy Warhol.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

The Andy Warhol Museum, Pittsburgh, PA
Andy Warhol created a series of paintings, known as the Oxidation Paintings (1977–197, by having himself, friends, and assistants urinate on canvases pre-coated with copper-based metallic paint. The uric acid caused the copper to oxidize, producing unique, abstract green, black, and rust-colored stains that changed over time.

His grave is on a hill in a Pittsburgh cemetery and the public visits and often leaves mementos & decorations.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 10:17 AM (NFX2v)

174 this is a simple violation of civil rights. we need to reform and expand SCOTUS. The government is speeding towards putting us on lists and imprisoning us. Having all your documents list the current and correct gender is important for avoiding that.

Yeah! I want to change my birth date, but they won't let me! Fascists!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:17 AM (ynpvh)

175 Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Lose Bid to Receive Taxpayer-funded Security from UK"

Oh no!

Anyway...

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:17 AM (XuXeR)

176 Have any of you heard of the band Angine de Poitrine? Just found out about them this weekend. Can’t stop listening to them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2026 10:18 AM (k8Vnt)

177 172 Alternate title:

"Five Color Sharpies in the Hands of an Angry Three-Year-Old"

Posted by: muldoon at March 23, 2026 10:17 AM (qgHp7)

Is that the artist's mental age?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:18 AM (ynpvh)

178 Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Lose Bid to Receive Taxpayer-funded Security from UK
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)

There's always OF. Meghan can show us why she was so popular in the yachting circles.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:18 AM (ExV1e)

179
Yeah! I want to change my birth date, but they won't let me! Fascists!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:17 AM (ynpvh)

-1 for not using a Taylor Lorenz sock.

Be better man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 10:18 AM (bss/y)

180 North Dakota and Oklahoma are trying to prohibit changes to birth certificates, which would immediately disenfranchise basically EVERY trans person!

Suppose your are a DIAD. You BC says your name is "Joe" but you go by "Cherry Bomb Hussey Kitten"

Yes, you'd have to answer to Joe and show ID that you are go though this wouldn't stop you from dressing like Makima to go vote so...how does this stop Trannies from voting?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 10:18 AM (sKqQm)

181 moustache art

Yknow who else had a mustache?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 23, 2026 10:19 AM (Kt19C)

182 162 Eric Swalwell’s Lawsuit Against Trump Administration Meets an Embarrassing End
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

Rackin' up the L's!

Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 10:19 AM (+YA9H)

183 I normally dislike this sort of pretend art

From what I can find on wikiart, he is a colorizer of other people's photographs. An avant-garde toddler who doesn't always use the colors set forth on the paint-by-numbers index.

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2026 10:19 AM (mexfo)

184 and the public visits and often leaves mementos & decorations."

I imagine the Jane Fonda memorial will be treated that way...

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:19 AM (XuXeR)

185 If you take your 4th grade class picture from Mrs. Johnson's class, a Spirograph, and one of those 4 color pens, you can be a French abstract artiste.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 23, 2026 10:19 AM (wGerL)

186 Yeah! I want to change my birth date, but they won't let me! Fascists!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:17 AM (ynpvh)

I want to change may parents to include Warren Buffet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:19 AM (ExV1e)

187 Something something 2nd Amendment.

Its funny, I remember back when someone mentioned "2nd amendment solutions" and the left argued that person should be immediately arrested for threatening to kill someone.

I guess its different when we do it (tm) here?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 10:20 AM (sKqQm)

188 175 used to do that all the time: speeding ticket, blue pencil. until the doorman points out that your birth year is coded into the license number.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 10:20 AM (R11M+)

189 Who knows what those sumbitch are up to?

Connecticut Looks to Implement Surveillance of Homeschooling Families

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)

190 Why do Sparkles and Harry need security anyway? Who gives enough of a crap about them to attack them?

Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)

191 Meghan can show us why she was so popular in the yachting circles."

That ain't a circle...

Whooo hooo!

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:20 AM (XuXeR)

192 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 23, 2026 10:15 AM (JCZqz)

A fine collection of intellectually stunted "thought" and mental illness set to words. Now all we need is a musical arrangement and Lin-Manuel Miranda .

It's Gold, Jerry!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2026 10:21 AM (zafwz)

193
"...no one controls my mind I resist their geass"


Of course they don't. In that aspect they're identical to you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2026 10:21 AM (xG4kz)

194 Yes, you'd have to answer to Joe and show ID that you are go though this wouldn't stop you from dressing like Makima to go vote so...how does this stop Trannies from voting?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 10:18 AM (sKqQm)

Sigh. If you're not legally required to pretend that you actually believe that I'm a woman, then it's basically genocide. -- Cherry Bomb Hussey Kitten

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:21 AM (ExV1e)

195 heritage foundation is so epstien core anyone who hates trans is self reporting as a pedo boot licker.

Says the people trying to legalize underage prostitution...

Oh and the people that spent 4 years saying Epstein was a right wing conspiracy theory...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 10:21 AM (sKqQm)

196 190 Who knows what those sumbitch are up to?

Connecticut Looks to Implement Surveillance of Homeschooling Families

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)


The surveillance should be of the Gov't of Connecticut...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:21 AM (ynpvh)

197 187 Yeah! I want to change my birth date, but they won't let me! Fascists!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:17 AM (ynpvh)

I want to change may parents to include Warren Buffet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

I want my Dad to be Joe Biden!

Posted by: No One Ever at March 23, 2026 10:22 AM (JCZqz)

198 "118 Who was the 60 Minutes reporter that certainly at least tried to sleep with Khomeni...was it Baba?"

Thinking of this?

"(CBC reporter Carol) Jerome had fallen in love with Sadegh Ghotbzadeh, a close aide of Khomeini during his exile. He went on to become his foreign minister in the new regime."

https://tinyurl.com/3r6jw8mm

Posted by: AB at March 23, 2026 10:22 AM (ArLSQ)

199 177 they won.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 10:22 AM (R11M+)

200 200

Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 10:22 AM (+YA9H)

201 I can't ever change my birth certificate. I can move to another country, renounce my US citizenship and that fascist shit hole will still have control over my birth certificate

*************

A birth certificate (by definition) denotes the sex of the infant 'at birth'.

What this person is talking about is an 'afterbirth' certificate.

Posted by: muldoon at March 23, 2026 10:24 AM (qgHp7)

202 194
"...no one controls my mind I resist their geass"

Of course they don't. In that aspect they're identical to you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

I was actually hoping someone would translate that post, because I couldn't figure out what xi/xim was trying to say.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 23, 2026 10:24 AM (JCZqz)

203 190 Who knows what those sumbitch are up to?

Connecticut Looks to Implement Surveillance of Homeschooling Families

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)

Big Brother Rosa DeLauro is watching you!

Posted by: Now that's some nightmare fuel right there at March 23, 2026 10:24 AM (nHXB4)

204 Oh, and later in the story...

"Jerome had journalistic reservations about being romantically involved with a prominent political figure in a story she was covering, but told Tremonti, "We don't really choose those things, do we."

When she disclosed the relationship to her bosses, they reviewed her work and — finding no bias — decided to trust she could remain impartial. "

Never trust media. Never.

Posted by: AB at March 23, 2026 10:24 AM (ArLSQ)

205 177 Have any of you heard of the band Angine de Poitrine? Just found out about them this weekend. Can’t stop listening to them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2026 10:18 AM (k8Vnt)

Hmmm, had not heard of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 10:24 AM (bss/y)

206 Texas already did it. I can't ever change my birth certificate. I can move to another country, renounce my US citizenship and that fascist shit hole will still have control over my birth certificate....

Mental illness is not being able to understand you can't change facts to suit your delusions.

Leave already.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 23, 2026 10:24 AM (nASQq)

207 200 200
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 10:22 AM (+YA9H)

yay

Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 10:24 AM (+YA9H)

208 What this person is talking about is an 'afterbirth' certificate"

Is eating that still a thing?

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:25 AM (XuXeR)

209 Why do Sparkles and Harry need security anyway? Who gives enough of a crap about them to attack them?
Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)

Taxpayer funded security isn't about protection. It's about having a 24/7 sign following you around saying "I'm important and better than you."

That's why they want it. And, since the UK government knows that's why they want it, they're not giving it to them. Remarkably.

Possibly the only correct decision by the UK government in over 25 years.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:25 AM (ExV1e)

210 Instant Execution for turning right on red.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 10:26 AM (RIvkX)

211 Yeah! I want to change my birth date, but they won't let me! Fascists!

A few years ago a Belgium guy declared himself trans-age and demanded that the government respect this because there was some government benefit he could only get if he was younger.

And, TBH, he looked about 10 years younger then his age, good genetics and healthy living will do that for you.

I remember the lefties I know at the time making fun of him though, "Come on people this is stupid age is a biological fact unlike say sex. What an idiot!"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 10:26 AM (sKqQm)

212 Bible Study Corner.

This Episcopal pastor's X-rated version of the "Woman at the Well" is one of the grossest abuses of Scripture that I've ever heard

https://is.gd/FvqtXw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:26 AM (ndZc7)

213 Taxpayer funded security isn't about protection. It's about having a 24/7 sign following you around saying "I'm important and better than you."

That's why they want it. And, since the UK government knows that's why they want it, they're not giving it to them. Remarkably.

Possibly the only correct decision by the UK government in over 25 years.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:25 AM (ExV1e)

This. Notice how we are always talking about the security details of all these commie retards?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 10:26 AM (bss/y)

214 Meghan can show us why she was so popular

Willie Nelson.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 23, 2026 10:26 AM (Kt19C)

215 Struggling with grief and depression this morning. Thoughts would be appreciated. Thanks

Posted by: jmel at March 23, 2026 10:26 AM (RWHIh)

216 187 Something something 2nd Amendment.

Its funny, I remember back when someone mentioned "2nd amendment solutions" and the left argued that person should be immediately arrested for threatening to kill someone.

I guess its different when we do it (tm) here?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 10:20 AM (sKqQm)

here = Reddit

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 23, 2026 10:15 AM (JCZqz)

Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 10:26 AM (+YA9H)

217 Instant Execution for turning right on red.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 10:26 AM (RIvkX)

More reasons why the horde can give great advice but should never get their hands on any levers or buttons.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2026 10:27 AM (zafwz)

218
grave is on a hill in a Pittsburgh cemetery and the public visits and often leaves mementos & decorations.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day

Are visitors given leave to piss on Warhol's grave, too?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2026 10:27 AM (xG4kz)

219 jmel, I will pray for the Lord to comfort you

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 23, 2026 10:27 AM (Ch4Qk)

220 210 Instant Execution for turning right on red.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 10:26 AM (RIvkX)

It is legal if permitted. You can even turn left on red if entering a one-way street if allowed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:27 AM (ynpvh)

221 212 This Episcopal pastor
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:26 AM (ndZc7)

Episcopal priest?

Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 10:28 AM (+YA9H)

222 "...no one controls my mind I resist their geass"

Of course they don't. In that aspect they're identical to you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

I was actually hoping someone would translate that post, because I couldn't figure out what xi/xim was trying to say.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 23, 2026 10:24 AM (JCZqz)

It is, apparently, a reference to some anime, because of course it is, in which some group of people possess the power to control others.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:28 AM (ExV1e)

223 208 one of the few edible meats nothing has to die for. stone crab claws... maybe lizard tail.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 10:28 AM (R11M+)

224
When she disclosed the relationship to her bosses, they reviewed her work and — finding no bias — decided to trust she could remain impartial. "

See I didn't even put hearts over the "i"s in his name...I'm totally objective!

Posted by: Carol Jerome swooning over Sadegh Ghotbzadeh who actually does not have an i in his name at March 23, 2026 10:28 AM (sKqQm)

225 >Why do Sparkles and Harry need security anyway? Who gives enough of a crap about them to attack them?

Posted by: Bulg
---

they are so desperate to be A Thing
but no one's buying
it's hilarious

Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 10:28 AM (ZxPkt)

226 Are visitors given leave to piss on Warhol's grave, too?

"But I'm doing art, Officer!"

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2026 10:28 AM (mexfo)

227 Lost in all the Iranian noise is the Cuban leadership's back and forth over engaging with the US. The rabidly communists in office want to fight. The less rabidly communists don't.

No official word from Havana what the Cubans want.

Marco's going to have his hands full with this one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 10:29 AM (AkEZC)

228 Instant Execution for turning right on red.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 10:26 AM (RIvkX)

Californians can't figure out how to do that?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:29 AM (ExV1e)

229 219 jmel, I will pray for the Lord to comfort you
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 23, 2026 10:27 AM (Ch4Qk)

That's a tough one... Will pray for better times for you...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2026 10:30 AM (rLtcl)

230 * Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Lose Bid to Receive Taxpayer-funded Security from UK*

----
They just want their privacy,!!!

Posted by: And TMZ interviews at March 23, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)

231 215 only time. the waves subside.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 10:30 AM (R11M+)

232 If you take your 4th grade class picture from Mrs. Johnson's class, a Spirograph, and one of those 4 color pens, you can be a French abstract artiste.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

*********

Perfect description!


And ironically, a pen attached to a real Foucault's pendulum would inscribe a very nice Spirogaph pattern.

Posted by: muldoon at March 23, 2026 10:31 AM (qgHp7)

233 JustTheNews: Chi-SpyGate: Intel board to probe if spy agencies withheld China election secrets over politics

The civilian board that oversees America's spy agencies will probe whether political bias kept intelligence analysts from sharing with Congress and President Donald Trump evidence that China meddled in elections dating to 2020, its chairman says after an explosive report by Just the News.

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2026 10:31 AM (RHGPo)

234 "Covered up his [moronic nature] with linguistic nonsense," y'say? Wow, sounds like every fucking Democrat so-called "leader" in the U.S.

Posted by: sf at March 23, 2026 10:31 AM (hohh4)

235 The first thing I was reminded of was the official portrait of Gov Moonbeam in the CA State Capitol. Looks like a little kid drew it. Should be on a refrigerator, not there. But it is.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 10:31 AM (464q3)

236 231 215 only time. the waves subside.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 10:30 AM (R11M+)

Losing my wife was like getting hit by a tsunami...the waves are still reflecting...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:31 AM (ynpvh)

237 172 Alternate title:

"Five Color Sharpies in the Hands of an Angry Three-Year-Old"
Posted by: muldoon

Exactly. That's where I've seen it!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 10:32 AM (NFX2v)

238 Prayer up, jmel. I've been there. Hang in there.

Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

239 Tell me dogs aren't evolving in real time

https://tinyurl.com/3chbm6r5

Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 10:32 AM (ZxPkt)

240 237 172 Alternate title:

"Five Color Sharpies in the Hands of an Angry Three-Year-Old"
Posted by: muldoon

Exactly. That's where I've seen it!
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 10:32 AM (NFX2v)

I think it's FABULOUS!

Posted by: Zombie Jacques Derrida at March 23, 2026 10:33 AM (nHXB4)

241 Tell me dogs aren't evolving in real time

I suspect we've been heavily breeding dogs for intelligence for the last several hundred years...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 10:33 AM (sKqQm)

242 Instant Execution for pedestrians who stand at the corner not walking at the green because they are looking at their phone instead.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 10:33 AM (RIvkX)

243 Instant Hellfire strike via Reaper drone for asshats that DON'T turn right on red when it's permitted and the traffic allows it. Move your dumb ass.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 23, 2026 10:33 AM (3BwY8)

244 The civilian board that oversees America's spy agencies will probe whether political bias kept intelligence analysts from sharing with Congress and President Donald Trump evidence that China meddled in elections dating to 2020, its chairman says after an explosive report by Just the News.
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2026 10:31 AM (RHGPo)

Um, aren’t America’s Spy agencies civilian? Are the CIA, NSA, etc subject to the UCMJ?

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 10:33 AM (464q3)

245 The civilian board that oversees America's spy agencies will probe whether political bias kept intelligence analysts from sharing with Congress and President Donald Trump evidence that China meddled in elections dating to 2020, its chairman says after an explosive report by Just the News.
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2026 10:31 AM (RHGPo)

Give me one, literally just one, reasonable cause, other than political bias, for a portion of the US executive to withhold information from their fucking boss about one if the most important things which routinely happens in this country.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)

246 239 Tell me dogs aren't evolving in real time

https://tinyurl.com/3chbm6r5

Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 10:32 AM (ZxPkt)

Adapting, not evolving...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:34 AM (ynpvh)

247 I wonder if Prince Harry's biological father is footnoted on his birth certificate?

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2026 10:34 AM (mexfo)

248
and the public visits and often leaves mementos & decorations."

I imagine the Jane Fonda memorial will be treated that way...
Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:19 AM (XuXeR)



The Jane Fonda Memorial Public Urinal just proves that the Frogs do SOMETHING right.

https://tinyurl.com/2p6ws8sj

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 10:34 AM (mxVqC)

249 one of the few edible meats nothing has to die for. stone crab claws... maybe lizard tail.

********

Three-legged Hero Pig™ haunch

Posted by: muldoon at March 23, 2026 10:34 AM (qgHp7)

250 233 JustTheNews: Chi-SpyGate: Intel board to probe if spy agencies withheld China election secrets over politics

The civilian board that oversees America's spy agencies will probe whether political bias kept intelligence analysts from sharing with Congress and President Donald Trump evidence that China meddled in elections dating to 2020, its chairman says after an explosive report by Just the News.

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2026 10:31 AM (RHGPo)

======

"Who care about election interference in 2020? That's ancient history. Now, let me tell you why Mueller didn't exonerate Trump from 2016 and why Trump should have been executed for colluding with Russia when one of his aides shared some polling data with a Russian."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:34 AM (gYVzu)

251 245 The civilian board that oversees America's spy agencies will probe whether political bias kept intelligence analysts from sharing with Congress and President Donald Trump evidence that China meddled in elections dating to 2020, its chairman says after an explosive report by Just the News.
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2026 10:31 AM (RHGPo)

Give me one, literally just one, reasonable cause, other than political bias, for a portion of the US executive to withhold information from their fucking boss about one if the most important things which routinely happens in this country.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)

Hatred.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:34 AM (ynpvh)

252 242 Instant Execution for pedestrians who stand at the corner not walking at the green because they are looking at their phone instead.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 10:33 AM (RIvkX)

No execution, but a good smack across the face to people who are shopping in grocery stores or other places listening to their headphones, being oblivious to all around them. Situational awareness is a MUST.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 10:35 AM (464q3)

253 245 The civilian board that oversees America's spy agencies will probe whether political bias kept intelligence analysts from sharing with Congress and President Donald Trump evidence that China meddled in elections dating to 2020, its chairman says after an explosive report by Just the News.
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2026 10:31 AM (RHGPo)

Give me one, literally just one, reasonable cause, other than political bias, for a portion of the US executive to withhold information from their fucking boss about one if the most important things which routinely happens in this country.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)

Sloth

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:35 AM (ynpvh)

254 Oil be taking a dive this morning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:35 AM (gYVzu)

255
Give me one, literally just one, reasonable cause, other than political bias, for a portion of the US executive to withhold information from their fucking boss about one if the most important things which routinely happens in this country.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)

The proper term is “insubordination”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 10:35 AM (464q3)

256 @FoxNews
·
39m
BREAKING: "They want, very much, to make a deal. We'd like to make a deal, too. We're going to get together today."

"If it goes well, we're going to end up with settling this. Otherwise, we'll just keep bombing our little hearts out." — President Trump

Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 10:36 AM (ZxPkt)

257 Tell me dogs aren't evolving in real time

https://tinyurl.com/3chbm6r5
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 10:32 AM (ZxPkt)

Given the steadiness of the camera and the ease with which it maintained it's relative distance to the skateboard, I question the non-AI-ness of this video.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:36 AM (ExV1e)

258 Instant Execution for pedestrians who stand at the corner not walking at the green because they are looking at their phone instead.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 10:33 AM (RIvkX)


oh oh. I'm going to have to grudgingly give that one to you. Folks, don't let me near any levers or buttons.
I'd be satisfied with a flogging instead of execution. The facial expressions are better.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2026 10:36 AM (zafwz)

259 Lost in all the Iranian noise is the Cuban leadership's back and forth over engaging with the US. The rabidly communists in office want to fight. The less rabidly communists don't.

No official word from Havana what the Cubans want.

Marco's going to have his hands full with this one.
Posted by: Martini Farmer



There's nothing to fight about. We just ignore you.
You're not getting oil, fuel, food ect.

Cuba, what/who do you think you're fighting?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 10:36 AM (MoLlY)

260 39m
BREAKING: "They want, very much, to make a deal. We'd like to make a deal, too. We're going to get together today."

"If it goes well, we're going to end up with settling this. Otherwise, we'll just keep bombing our little hearts out." — President Trump
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 10:36 AM (ZxPkt)

You can't make a deal with the devil...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2026 10:36 AM (rLtcl)

261 256 @FoxNews
·
39m
BREAKING: "They want, very much, to make a deal. We'd like to make a deal, too. We're going to get together today."

"If it goes well, we're going to end up with settling this. Otherwise, we'll just keep bombing our little hearts out." — President Trump

Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 10:36 AM (ZxPkt)

=======

"Trump not trying to rape all Iranian women as an end goal? Total TACO!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:37 AM (gYVzu)

262 If one can falsify their sex on official documents, why say, not race, or age? I could use the social security money about now. All sorts of possibilities.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 23, 2026 10:37 AM (rA756)

263 196 190 Who knows what those sumbitch are up to?

Connecticut Looks to Implement Surveillance of Homeschooling Families

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 23, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)


The surveillance should be of the Gov't of Connecticut...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:21 AM (ynpvh)

From the same folks that complained about anti-sodomy laws, "Keep out of our Bedroom!" now want to put cameras in your homes to watch you...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:37 AM (ynpvh)

264 >Adapting, not evolving...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
----

same difference

Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 10:38 AM (ZxPkt)

265 No official word from Havana what the Cubans want.

Marco's going to have his hands full with this one.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 10:29 AM (AkEZC)

What I wouldn’t do to see the Cubans go all Romanian on their government. Make Havana look and feel like Bucharest in December 1989.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 10:38 AM (464q3)

266 pedestrians who stand at the corner not walking at the green because they are looking at their phone instead."

Or look at their phones while walking into traffic.

I'm convinced the last few years' uptick in various crashes and collisions is 100% on smahtphones....

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:38 AM (XuXeR)

267 Three-legged Hero Pig™ haunch
Posted by: muldoon at March 23, 2026 10:34 AM (qgHp7)

Is that the joke about not eating that good of a pig all at once?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2026 10:38 AM (zafwz)

268 Give me one, literally just one, reasonable cause, other than political bias, for a portion of the US executive to withhold information from their fucking boss about one if the most important things which routinely happens in this country.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)

The proper term is “insubordination”.
Posted by: Cow Demon


How to tell Trump isn't a king, dictator or Nazi?

He didn't have them executed for insubordination.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 10:38 AM (MoLlY)

269 trust nothing

Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 10:39 AM (ZxPkt)

270 Situational awareness is a MUST.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 10:35 AM (464q3)
=====

I have to beat back my paternal instincts whenever I see a young girl on the muni with both headphones on staring at her phone.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 10:39 AM (RIvkX)

271 264 >Adapting, not evolving...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
----

same difference

Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 10:38 AM (ZxPkt)

Really? Adaptation doesn't have to be a genetic thing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:39 AM (ynpvh)

272 Pigs get fed.
Hogs get slaughtered.

Posted by: Sage advice at March 23, 2026 10:39 AM (2Ez/1)

273 254 Oil be taking a dive this morning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:35 AM (gYVzu)

Right now WTI is down 10%

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 10:40 AM (464q3)

274 273 254 Oil be taking a dive this morning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:35 AM (gYVzu)

Right now WTI is down 10%

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 10:40 AM (464q3)

=====

Brent is down too.

Guess it's just the jawboning. No actual change in the situation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:40 AM (gYVzu)

275 What this person is talking about is an 'afterbirth' certificate"

Is eating that still a thing?
Posted by: man

Nah. It wasn't a placent axperience.

Posted by: Bulg at March 23, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

276 I'd be satisfied with a flogging instead of execution. The facial expressions are better."

"Bite down on this. It helps. I know"

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:41 AM (XuXeR)

277
I'd be satisfied with a flogging instead of execution. The facial expressions are better.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

Caning the soles of their feet. Put the H1B program to good use and bring over the pros at caning from Singapore. Of course, that would be a step down in living standards for them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2026 10:41 AM (xG4kz)

278 Oil be taking a dive this morning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:35 AM (gYVzu)

Right now WTI is down 10%
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 10:40 AM (464q3)

Gas prices, however, go up instantly on bad news, but come down slowly because the market doesn't work instantly, y'know. Just on the way up

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2026 10:42 AM (zafwz)

279
There's nothing to fight about. We just ignore you.
You're not getting oil, fuel, food ect.

Cuba, what/who do you think you're fighting?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 10:36 AM (MoLlY)



That's kind of my standard response to the douchebags who claim that we forced the Japs to attack us in WWII with the oil embargo. You want China? Fine, but that doesn't obligate us to sell you oil or food.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 10:42 AM (mxVqC)

280 Oligachy!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 23, 2026 10:43 AM (nHXB4)

281 > Situational awareness is a MUST.
Posted by: Cow Demon
---------
March 22, 2026 - The Department of State advises Americans worldwide to exercise increased caution.
======
Some are suggesting increased terror attacks here at home. The situation with regards to TSA being tied up and air travel especially borked these days isn't helping either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2026 10:43 AM (AkEZC)

282 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2026 10:43 AM (u82oZ)

283 Or look at their phones while walking into traffic.

Don't they know that's dangerous? I'll never see them in time if I'm on my phone, too...

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2026 10:43 AM (mexfo)

284 279 That's kind of my standard response to the douchebags who claim that we forced the Japs to attack us in WWII with the oil embargo. You want China? Fine, but that doesn't obligate us to sell you oil or food.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 10:42 AM (mxVqC)

=======

Japan had a choice: Not be set on territorial expansion on a massive scale that included taking over a nation many times its size.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:43 AM (gYVzu)

285 Slept in after helping NotSoThoreau.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2026 10:44 AM (u82oZ)

286 Nah. It wasn't a placent axperience."

*golf clap*

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:44 AM (XuXeR)

287 Is that the joke about not eating that good of a pig all at once?
Posted by: OneEyedJack

**********

THE HERO PIG

There once was a farmer named Muntz
Had a three-legged pig that did stunts
"That pig saved my life,
So for me and my wife
We can't eat him up all at once!"

Posted by: muldoon at March 23, 2026 10:44 AM (qgHp7)

288 Huge diff between saying "I am going to kill you," and "I think you should be killed."

The first is a threat, the other is an opinion.

Posted by: M. Gaga at March 23, 2026 10:44 AM (KiBMU)

289 Aww, honey, that was the only photo of your late Uncle Gary. No, don't cry. It's okay. Your scribbles are pretty.

[hangs on fridge with a magnet]

Posted by: mindful webworker paints by numb at March 23, 2026 10:44 AM (jrd4M)

290 Weren't the trolls flooding us to say that Trump is chickening out the same ones who said, as recently as last week, that Iran would be a quagmire costing quadrillions of dollars and killing the entire population of the planet?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:45 AM (ExV1e)

291 156 Military interventionism isn't ideological unless you are running a tributary empire that implicitly demands it, or a tribal society based on a warrior ethos.

I wouldn't have any specific requirements in that regard - "I do or don't think we should go to war" isn't Leftism.

"We should or shouldn't go to war because it would help or harm a collectivist country," - shot or fed to panthers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 10:11 AM (BI5O2)

DIME is always a good rule to follow.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 10:45 AM (464q3)

292 Some are suggesting increased terror attacks here at home. The situation with regards to TSA being tied up and air travel especially borked these days isn't helping either.

Perhaps this is another reason why Trump wants to put ICE agents at airports. They're not military, but I believe they carry guns.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 10:45 AM (Riz8t)

293 >> They want, very much, to make a deal. We'd like to make a deal, too. We're going to get together today."

I think the honest confliction some people see is this is much different than “unconditional surrender”. I suppose the devil is in the details, but if we just see a continuation of the mullahs that’s a little disconcerting. So we blew up all their shit. How long before China and Russia rebuild it? Where is the so called Iranian opposition?

I mean, it’s still ok to make comments based on observations- right?

Posted by: That Guy at March 23, 2026 10:45 AM (moGJJ)

294 My first thought was Hunter Biden has moved up from feces.

I like game shows in the background. A young couple with a new child won a car on "Let'sMake a Deal." That was nice. And statistically, not easy. Good for them.

This one Spanish guy, I didn't get the full story, actually said "2000 dollars would change my life." He won $2300 and was so happy. I'm feeling blessed today...

Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 10:45 AM (Sco7b)

295 I'd be satisfied with a flogging instead of execution. The facial expressions are better.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

Caning the soles of their feet. Put the H1B program to good use and bring over the pros at caning from Singapore. Of course, that would be a step down in living standards for them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2026 10:41 AM (xG4kz)
=====

I like where you're going with this and I'm willing to be more lenient if we can once again normalize public humiliation for violating social norms, instead of relying on a hostile government.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 10:45 AM (RIvkX)

296 "I have ordered the DOW to delay attacks on energy infrastructure for 5 days."

Does not mean the same thing as

"I have ordered the DOW to stop attacks on Iran for 5 days."

I'd expect people able to read would understand the difference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:45 AM (gYVzu)

297 I grokked this

https://grok.com/imagine/post/
638348b1-1d6d-4b90-967f-78bb85e8ccda?

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 23, 2026 10:46 AM (gbOdA)

298 289 Huge diff between saying "I am going to kill you," and "I think you should be killed."

The first is a threat, the other is an opinion.

Posted by: M. Gaga at March 23, 2026 10:44 AM (KiBMU)

It may depend who's saying it...a drug lord saying "A Columbian necktie would look good on you" might be taken as a threat...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2026 10:46 AM (ynpvh)

299 252 242 Instant Execution for pedestrians who stand at the corner not walking at the green because they are looking at their phone instead.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 10:33 AM (RIvkX)

No execution, but a good smack across the face to people who are shopping in grocery stores or other places listening to their headphones, being oblivious to all around them. Situational awareness is a MUST.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 10:35 AM (464q3)

And confiscate their phones.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 10:46 AM (+YA9H)

300 291 Weren't the trolls flooding us to say that Trump is chickening out the same ones who said, as recently as last week, that Iran would be a quagmire costing quadrillions of dollars and killing the entire population of the planet?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:45 AM (ExV1e)

======

Also that Iran was shooting down all of our planes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:46 AM (gYVzu)

301 291 Weren't the trolls flooding us to say that Trump is chickening out the same ones who said, as recently as last week, that Iran would be a quagmire costing quadrillions of dollars and killing the entire population of the planet?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:45 AM (ExV1e)

Communism means never having to be consistent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 10:46 AM (bss/y)

302 LOL, I keep hearing on my classical channel about a symphony to be staged in LA called "Turanga Leela" and I thought Whoooaa, a work based on Futurama! But it's "Turangalîla" by Olivier Messiaen.

I am disappoint.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 23, 2026 10:47 AM (kpS4V)

303 We can't eat him up all at once!"
Posted by: muldoon at March 23, 2026 10:44 AM (qgHp7)

/punchline

Shes weighing the mailman.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 23, 2026 10:47 AM (gbOdA)

304 Should have been a perfect dog turd.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 23, 2026 10:47 AM (0UCkt)

305 240 237 172 Alternate title:

I think it's FABULOUS!
Posted by: Zombie Jacques Derrida
---
And that's the French for ya.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 10:47 AM (NFX2v)

306 @StateDept
·
46m
PRESIDENT TRUMP: We have had very strong talks with Iran. If they carry through with them, it will end the conflict. They want to make a deal, we want to make a deal.

Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 10:47 AM (ZxPkt)

307 301 Communism means never having to be consistent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 10:46 AM (bss/y)

=====

"I envy all the people living without electricity in Cuba."
-millionaire streamer in Cuban 5-star hotel with power

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:47 AM (gYVzu)

308 Also that Iran was shooting down all of our planes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:46 AM (gYVzu)

And Daddy should finally love and respect them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 10:47 AM (bss/y)

309 We should beat some of the oil companies and state taxing authorities with a truncheon.

Posted by: That Guy at March 23, 2026 10:47 AM (moGJJ)

310 Salty earning some major mitzvah points. b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 10:47 AM (RIvkX)

311
That's kind of my standard response to the douchebags who claim that we forced the Japs to attack us in WWII with the oil embargo. You want China? Fine, but that doesn't obligate us to sell you oil or food.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 10:42 AM (mxVqC)

=======

Japan had a choice: Not be set on territorial expansion on a massive scale that included taking over a nation many times its size.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:43 AM (gYVzu)

'zactly. And Castro had a choice. Don't be a commie cocksucker and do business with the US. But if being a commie is more important, then we don't have to sell you oil, food, DeSoto car parts.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 10:47 AM (mxVqC)

312 "I envy all the people living without electricity in Cuba."
-millionaire streamer in Cuban 5-star hotel with power
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:47 AM (gYVzu)

Exactly. Did you see the photo where they are on a bus and all have their phones out looking at the people sitting on the side of the street?

Classic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 10:48 AM (bss/y)

313 Lots of artists must frequent bus stops and subway stations, 'cause I see the same shit there.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 23, 2026 10:48 AM (QaH55)

314 but if we just see a continuation of the mullahs that’s a little disconcerting"

Why? I don't give a rat's furry behind if they go even further mecca. They wanna f with me and mine? Yeah.

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:48 AM (XuXeR)

315 46m
PRESIDENT TRUMP: We have had very strong talks with Iran. If they carry through with them, it will end the conflict. They want to make a deal, we want to make a deal.

Depends on what he means by "Iran". If he means the mullahs stay in power, then hell no. If they agree to leave the country and we won't kill them anymore, that could work.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 10:49 AM (Riz8t)

316 I grokked this

https://grok.com/imagine/post/
638348b1-1d6d-4b90-967f-78bb85e8ccda?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 23, 2026 10:46 AM (gbOdA)

For those of you who don't want to deal with split lines...

https://tinyurl.com/53u8yy3h

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:49 AM (ExV1e)

317 315 but if we just see a continuation of the mullahs that’s a little disconcerting"

Why? I don't give a rat's furry behind if they go even further mecca. They wanna f with me and mine? Yeah.

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:48 AM (XuXeR)

=====

A mullah concerned with self-preservation in order to get peed on by hookers rather than building missiles would work with me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:49 AM (gYVzu)

318 Same people whining about the price of oil because of Trump's attack on Iran don't seem to have much to say about Ukraine droning the shit out of Russia's oil and gas industry.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 10:49 AM (viF8m)

319 jmel to be included in this section of prayers tonight:

Lord, please help those who are struggling and going through the worst, most difficult of times.
Please hold them in Your loving hands and bring them peace, comfort and strength, to go on according to Your will.

Posted by: Doesn't Matter at March 23, 2026 10:50 AM (JCLJi)

320 316 Depends on what he means by "Iran". If he means the mullahs stay in power, then hell no. If they agree to leave the country and we won't kill them anymore, that could work.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 10:49 AM (Riz8t)

=====

The only command authority left is probably the IRGC.

The IRGC is probably being run now by recently promoted corporals who watched America destroy the top 5 levels of civilian, military, and police infrastructure in a matter of weeks while barely taking any damage back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:50 AM (gYVzu)

321 I'd expect people able to read would understand the difference"

Ok, that's funny right there...

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:51 AM (XuXeR)

322 319 Same people whining about the price of oil because of Trump's attack on Iran don't seem to have much to say about Ukraine droning the shit out of Russia's oil and gas industry.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 10:49 AM (viF8m)

=======

Oil reached $150 for a while right after Ukraine started.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:51 AM (gYVzu)

323 Communism and socialism is dying everywhere. So let’s go to a country where the people have greatly suffered under that system, finally have freedom in their sights, and tell them how good they have it. From five star hotels paid for with money we earned under capitalism.

Makes sense.

Posted by: That Guy at March 23, 2026 10:51 AM (moGJJ)

324 So Mattress Mac here in Houston put up $10 M to make sidekicks with Chuck.

Then he and his wife made 32 cities in 40 something days to do radio shows and local TV to make back the money.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 23, 2026 10:51 AM (gbOdA)

325 Same people whining about the price of oil because of Trump's attack on Iran don't seem to have much to say about Ukraine droning the shit out of Russia's oil and gas industry.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 10:49 AM (viF8m)
=====
The malleability of their so-called logic is weirdly fascinating.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 10:51 AM (RIvkX)

326 The summer of 22 oil hit $122 and was never below $109.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 23, 2026 10:52 AM (gbOdA)

327 The only command authority left is probably the IRGC.

The IRGC is probably being run now by recently promoted corporals who watched America destroy the top 5 levels of civilian, military, and police infrastructure in a matter of weeks while barely taking any damage back.

You're right, I should have included the IRGC leaders. I'm sure we (really the Israelis) have most or all of the roster. We send them a message with a dead fish.

If you want to keep moving oxygen, you'd best not piss us off. What the Iranian people decide to do with you is up to them.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 10:52 AM (Riz8t)

328 A mullah concerned with self-preservation in order to get peed on by hookers rather than building missiles would work with me."

Agreed

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:52 AM (XuXeR)

329 327 The summer of 22 oil hit $122 and was never below $109.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 23, 2026 10:52 AM (gbOdA)

=====

And the out of power party had a decent, but not great, midterm result.

Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:52 AM (gYVzu)

330 https://tinyurl.com/53u8yy3h
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:49 AM (ExV1e)

tiny add on no longers works for me in chrome

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 23, 2026 10:53 AM (gbOdA)

331 327 The summer of 22 oil hit $122 and was never below $109.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 23, 2026 10:52 AM (gbOdA)

And that was just commie magic.

We are at least getting something for it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2026 10:53 AM (bss/y)

332 328 You're right, I should have included the IRGC leaders. I'm sure we (really the Israelis) have most or all of the roster. We send them a message with a dead fish.

If you want to keep moving oxygen, you'd best not piss us off. What the Iranian people decide to do with you is up to them.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2026 10:52 AM (Riz8t)

======

"I really do hate Israel, but you know what...I saw what Israel and the US does to people who actually act on it. Hell, the last 12 guys never actually did anything. They just said shit on social media and got merced from their hidey holes. I can run Iran without the whole Death to America and Israel thing, I guess."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:54 AM (gYVzu)

333 The summer of 22 oil hit $122 and was never below $109."

Ah, $6/gal diesel....

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:54 AM (XuXeR)

334 Yeah, no. Give the Iranians some credit. They built an entire defensive strategy based on the fact their central command and control would be gone. That why they are still pulling missiles, mines and other weapons out of the closet and lighting them off. Their targeting is getting even better thanks to the Russians and Chinese. They can still pull the string on those missiles because the ensured survival Of this assets and personnel.

Posted by: That Guy at March 23, 2026 10:54 AM (moGJJ)

335 That Guy

We are keeping the pressure on. Missile launchers, attack sites around the Strait of Hormuz, internal security compounds and personnel, all fair game.

I see the current regime as doomed. If they somehow stay in power, that will not end the drought. Having China and Russia help rebuild from this destruction will overstretch those countries resources. .

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2026 10:55 AM (u82oZ)

336 'zactly. And Castro had a choice. Don't be a commie cocksucker and do business with the US. But if being a commie is more important, then we don't have to sell you oil, food, DeSoto car parts.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2026 10:47 AM (mxVqC)

There is an entire industry to take a Gaz Jeep running gear stolen from Soviets and put it in a 53 Chevy.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 23, 2026 10:55 AM (gbOdA)

337 Same people whining about the price of oil because of Trump's attack on Iran don't seem to have much to say about Ukraine droning the shit out of Russia's oil and gas industry.

Because it can't be used as a cudgel on Trump. Trump is the target. Trump is the only target.

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2026 10:55 AM (mexfo)

338 Their targeting is getting even better"

Ok, that's really funny.

/Google Earth Pro.

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:56 AM (XuXeR)

339 Per Dufflblog.com

TEHRAN — A typo in an early version of a U.S. Central Command operation order has reportedly resulted in what defense officials are calling "the most confusing yet epic psyop of all time."

The scope of the error was not fully understood until early Saturday morning, when Israel and the U.S. began "major military operations" inside Iran under an operation dubbed "Epic Fury." But the operation had been mistakenly labeled Operation Epic Furry on a first-draft document circulated through the Defense Department's secure email system.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 10:56 AM (rbvCR)

340 tiny add on no longers works for me in chrome
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 23, 2026 10:53 AM (gbOdA)

Normally I just follow split links and remove the break but, on Brave, Grok just removed everything after the line break so it went to a home page. I had to go offline to get a working link so I figured I'd save others the trouble.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:57 AM (ExV1e)

341 Missile launchers, attack sites around the Strait of Hormuz, internal security compounds and personnel, all fair "

Mrs pointed out that maritime traffic is picking back up... and oddly enough, transponders indicate that Chinese fishing vessels are transiting the Strait...

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:59 AM (XuXeR)

342 'Truncheon' would look nice in a limerick.

Posted by: muldoon at March 23, 2026 10:59 AM (qgHp7)

343 But the operation had been mistakenly labeled Operation Epic Furry on a first-draft document circulated through the Defense Department's secure email system.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 10:56 AM (rbvCR)

Imagine guys in fursuits carrying big guns running around picking off various Iranian leaders and commanders. Gives "yiff in hell" new meaning.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2026 10:59 AM (n4/TV)

344 342 Missile launchers, attack sites around the Strait of Hormuz, internal security compounds and personnel, all fair "

Mrs pointed out that maritime traffic is picking back up... and oddly enough, transponders indicate that Chinese fishing vessels are transiting the Strait...

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 10:59 AM (XuXeR)

======

The media assured me that the strait was closed and that Iran was mining it and that everyone was dead and that no oil was moving anywhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 23, 2026 10:59 AM (gYVzu)

345 TEHRAN — A typo in an early version of a U.S. Central Command operation order has reportedly resulted in what defense officials are calling "the most confusing yet epic psyop of all time."

The scope of the error was not fully understood until early Saturday morning, when Israel and the U.S. began "major military operations" inside Iran under an operation dubbed "Epic Fury." But the operation had been mistakenly labeled Operation Epic Furry on a first-draft document circulated through the Defense Department's secure email system.


Damn, I had high hopes for this operation.

Posted by: The Gayatollah at March 23, 2026 10:59 AM (Riz8t)

346 >> I see the current regime as doomed. If they somehow stay in power, that will not end the drought.

I am starting to wonder what we are negotiating. That’s all. Trump is trying to say that regime change is not necessarily what we are after. This doesn’t sound like unconditional surrender. I think the Israelis are more focused on that leadership change. They are the ones taking out most of the people. But it kinda looks like they are racing the clock. It feels like Trump is losing his patience and wants this settle. That smells political. Hope I’m wrong. Really.

Posted by: That Guy at March 23, 2026 11:00 AM (moGJJ)

347 The media assured me that the strait was closed and that Iran was mining it and that everyone was dead and that no oil was moving anywhere"

You left out the "and we're all gonna die" part...

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 11:00 AM (XuXeR)

348 Prayers up for you, jmel.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 23, 2026 11:00 AM (0nHVk)

349 Nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 11:01 AM (ExV1e)

350 Nood

Posted by: tankdemon at March 23, 2026 11:01 AM (dtR7T)

351 It's11am.

Do you know where your morning rants are?

Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 11:01 AM (Sco7b)

352 I just had Grok run my Brackets
Arizona beats Arkansas
Purdue beats Texas
Michigan beats Alabama
Iowa State beats TENN
Duke beats St. John's
UConn beats Michigan State
Nebraska beats Iowa
Houston beats Illinois

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 23, 2026 11:01 AM (gbOdA)

353 Wasn't this Foucault a kiddie diddler, too?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 11:01 AM (8zz6B)

354 189. Connecticut Looks to Implement Surveillance of Homeschooling Families
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

So Congresswoman Maggie Goodlander* (Navy reserve veteran and Jake Sullivan's wife) is doing a good job.




Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 11:01 AM (NFX2v)

355 Trump is trying to say that regime change is not necessarily what we are after. This doesn’t sound like unconditional surrender"

Two very different things. Seriously. Not hard to understand.

Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 11:02 AM (XuXeR)

356
nood throck buckmorton

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 23, 2026 11:02 AM (tljrc)

357 There once was a copper named Mitch'un,
Who twirled his big wooden truncheon.
He'd swing it with glee
At a rowdy young spree,
Then buy pints for the lads he'd been thumpin'.

Posted by: That Guy at March 23, 2026 11:03 AM (q1hBN)

358 Weren't the trolls flooding us to say that Trump is chickening out the same ones who said, as recently as last week, that Iran would be a quagmire costing quadrillions of dollars and killing the entire population of the planet?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 10:45 AM (ExV1e)

Martin Armstrong is predicting a small portion of that, and he has a pretty good grip on the world, according to what has happened in the past and understanding the capital markets. I do think things have changed, but I can't quantify it. Part of it is the recent breaking of that web of funding from Venezuela and Cuba. I don't know if it will be enough to derail things. It has never been tried before though.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2026 11:06 AM (rbvCR)

359 >>>Meghan can show us why she was so popular in the yachting circles.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

>Retard Harry and his annoying, chicken-legged hoochie mama should be deported.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 23, 2026 11:09 AM (Wnd0C)

360 254 Oil be taking a dive this morning.
----------------
Mmm, with the rest of the West and Japan throwing in creates a consensus that Mullah Daze are over. The world has spoken and Iran will become something new. Its merely a hygienic janitorial job from here on out. By the time its finished the Euros and Japs will sail their ships past the Hormuz. So a Trump Triumph over the Indifferent and Spiteful.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 23, 2026 11:20 AM (n17eQ)

361 236 next month will be two years and her 55th bday. it never stops; it gets better.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2026 11:24 AM (R11M+)

362 Episcopal priest?
Posted by: m at March 23, 2026 10:28 AM (+YA9H)

Can't tell. Too far away, and I don't have an episcope.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2026 11:31 AM (8zz6B)

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