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The Failure of the Sussex: Meghan Markle will soon be unemployed. So, the same as she is now. Only now she won't be getting megamillion dollar paychecks from Netflix to be unemployed. ![]() State records show 89 hospice companies at one Los Angeles office plaza. We went to look for ourselves. The Merabi Professional Medical Plaza, a three-story, 32,000 square foot stucco and glass office building in Los Angeles, is home to a salon, a law office, a modeling agency, a realty corporation and, also, 89 licensed hospice companies. Patient advocate Sheila Clark, who has worked to expose allegations of widespread Medicare fraud in the hospice industry, calls this building "ground zero" for the issue. "This particular building I noticed, I'm like, 'dang, how can there be that many licensed and certified hospices in this tiny little building?,'" Clark said. The building is among the most extreme cases of what's known as "clustering" to turn up in a sweeping CBS News investigation -- a grouping of large numbers of hospice offices that state auditors consider a major red flag for potential fraud. The Van Nuys address for Merabi Plaza appears dozens of times in state records for licensed hospice companies. Inside the building's entry hall, a directory lists numerous hospice agencies that line the long tiled hallways, although the building's owner claims many are no longer there. Clark said it makes "no sense" to find so many licensed and certified hospice company offices operating inside a single building. Auditors said the clustering of so many firms raised concerns because it suggests that "the number of agencies in these areas likely exceeds the number of patients who need services." Concerns about clustering appear in a 2022 California State Auditor's report, which found that Los Angeles County had experienced a 1,500% increase in hospice companies countywide since 2010. That's six times more hospice providers than the national average, relative to the county's elderly population. Auditors said other warning signs for potential fraud included multiple hospices in one building, geographic clustering, low patient counts, high rates of terminally ill patients later discharged alive, excessive billing and staff shared across multiple companies. CBS News found that 72 of the 89 registered hospices in Merabi Plaza have at least three of those six potential warning signs.LA Daily News:
Oh, I had not heard about this at all. It happened a couple of days ago, and what a development. This began as a COVID-era fraud case, but what it ended up as should strike fear in the heart of every Somali Learing Center hustler and every Armenian hospice provider. That naturalized citizenship is not the shield of steel one might have thought it was, or that it used to be back when no one paid attention to such things. For the year between April 2020 and the next May, 25-year-old Joff Stenn Wroy Philossaint of Fort Lauderdale, FL, had himself a schweet little scheme going with COVID loan applications and all the various businesses he had registered in his name. He and his partners in crime came into some serious cha-ching, courtesy of those very forgiving loan programs. This is where it gets really interesting. Thanks to a quirk in immigration law, if you are in the middle of criminal activity when you apply for your citizenship, you can also be charged with submitting a fraudulent application. ANYONE COME IMMEDIATELY TO MIND? Haitian-born Philossaint was definitely up to no good in 2020 when he dropped his citizenship application papers, and, when the feds collared him in 2022 for the loans conspiracy charges, guess what else they hung on him? Philossaint pled out on the conspiracy charges, and a federal jury nailed him on the fraudulent citizenship application. ... That would have been the end of the story in most administrations, but not in this one. In February of this year, the Justice Department petitioned the court for an order revoking Philossaint's citizenship, and it was formally stripped yesterday. How 'bout them apples?See the link for the news stories themselves. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:24 PM (ZOv7s) 2
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Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:24 PM (ZOv7s) 3
3rd
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:24 PM (ZOv7s) 4
...and there's the hat trick.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s) 5
that first Nick Shirley vid is great.
It contains the caption (screaming in Somali) of course, of course. Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 23, 2026 06:25 PM (1wjle) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (xcxpd) 7
Lloyd scores and the Indians win it! The Indians win it! Oh my God, the Indians win it!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (u73oe) 8
Whoopi Goldberg. Ewwww.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (b/hR3) 9
School has been designed now to only teach a person to become a communist. They were never amazing for learning but they are especially bad now.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (vE0+H) 10
Single Whoopi Goldberg reveals she goes bar-hopping to fulfill her sexual needs"
__________________________ OOF, quit pissing off Ace you assholes Posted by: Songia SodaMayor at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (NtVYv) 11
From last month: Gen Z is officially the first generation in American history to be dumber than the last.
=== I noticed ! Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 06:27 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2026 06:27 PM (0sNs1) 13
Kickball?
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 06:27 PM (b/hR3) 14
Just wait for the first generation that relies on chatbots to do anything.
Posted by: Generation Alpha at March 23, 2026 06:27 PM (LPRRg) 15
Single Whoopi Goldberg reveals she goes bar-hopping to fulfill her sexual needs
Drinking myself into a stupor worked for me as well. Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 06:28 PM (4NO2D) 16
Meghan Markle is the Candace Owens of Megyn Kellys.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:28 PM (vE0+H) 17
Oh, I'd so hit 2026 Whoopi and even Joy Behar.
I'm not sure how I'd get an untraceable truck or what I'd do with the truck afterwards though. Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:29 PM (Sco7b) 18
I don't think she could hop a bar.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 06:30 PM (b/hR3) 19
Annoying Ace <<< Disappointing Ace
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2026 06:30 PM (0sNs1) 20
School has been designed now to only teach a person to become a communist. They were never amazing for learning but they are especially bad now.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (vE0+H) --- Yeah, it's fun to piss on the Zoomers, but they didn't act so much as were acted upon. No generation in human history was just told to state home for two years during peak learning. That sort of thing leaves as mark. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:30 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 06:30 PM (3ek7K) 22
Ya know Ace
There you go delivering mental images that would make Cthulhu run away in terror as some people are thinking about dinner. As if a Dremel tool would suffice. Brain bleach and mental floss stat. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 06:31 PM (wEI7j) 23
>>>Here's a little good news: A foreign pirate who was imprudently granted citizenship, and then defrauded the people of the US for millions, has been denaturalized.
Please be BroFo. Please be BroFo. Oh. Ace, you disappoint us. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 06:32 PM (dK+Kv) 24
"They're the first generation in modern history to score lower on standardized academic tests than the one before it," Dr. Jared Cooney Horvath, 43, told The Post. "And to make matters worse, most of these young people are overconfident about how smart they are. The smarter people think they are, the dumber they actually are.
===== What does he know, he's only 43. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 06:32 PM (RIvkX) 25
I know I am not in trouble with Ace because I haven't been on for a few hours due to babysitting the lovely child who recently gave me RSV.
While I may never recover rapidly she's worth it. Now I have to go see who irritated Ace. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 23, 2026 06:33 PM (WONhk) 26
Ahhhh AI you say>>> "UK police have put live facial recognition (LFR) cameras on hold after researchers found the system was correctly flagging black criminals more often compared to other ethnic groups."
See now, you can do it by machine to stop any racism claims but that is still not good enough. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 06:33 PM (n5tGW) Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 06:33 PM (mkw2N) 28
That last video explains a lot about today's modern world...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 06:33 PM (ESVrU) 29
Oxygenated blood to everything but the brain. Look it up.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 23, 2026 06:33 PM (YlWIZ) 30
My first Gen Z intern was a prize.
Two *days* after I gave him a really simple two hour assignment with specific step by step instruction, he tried to schedule a "meeting" with me. Hadn't done a shred of it. I didn't have the meeting, I just asked what he wanted. He said he wanted to ask if there was "an easier way". I said "is that what you wanted to meet about" and he said yes. I ended up doing it myself. He's now in politics. Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (vE0+H) 31
"Robot Goes Berserk in California Restaurant, Dragged Away by Staff After Smashing Tableware...A video on social media shows the dancing robot knocking over tableware, smashing plates, and sending chopsticks flying. An orange apron the robot is wearing reads “I’m good” in big letters across the front, perfectly adding to the chaotic scene.
Staffers at the restaurant were forced to intervene. One employee can be seen holding the robot by the scruff of its neck while navigating her phone, presumably searching the bot’s app for controls." This is your future, folks! Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (GD0B3) 32
"They're the first generation in modern history to score lower on standardized academic tests than the one before it,"
Is modern history the last five years or something? I mean, my Dad was a lot smarter and better educated than I was. My Dad had Latin in the eight grade, in public school, in South Carolina. Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (4NO2D) 33
So a beer bottle is Whoopi date?
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (Ia/+0) 34
How much money does this particular fraudster get to take back with him to Somalia?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (rZCVI) 35
Epilogue: "In the end, it took three workers to restrain the robot, who were all forced to duck periodically to avoid being smacked by its waving and sauce-covered hands."
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 06:35 PM (GD0B3) 36
Whoopie really expects people to believe she goes bar hopping and picks up guys for one night stands.
Holy shit. Who would screw her? Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 06:35 PM (nXBGC) 37
So a beer bottle is Whoopi date?
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (Ia/+0) --- I would think at least a six pack would be a necessary precondition. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:35 PM (ZOv7s) 38
He's now in politics.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (vE0+H) Props for knowing your value. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 06:35 PM (dK+Kv) 39
9 School has been designed now to only teach a person to become a communist. They were never amazing for learning but they are especially bad now.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:26 PM (vE0+H) The ONT the other night had a pic of a kid who was asked to alphabetize some words, so he wrote each word using its letters in alphabetical order. He took a vague (to him) instruction and interpreted it the best way he knew how. I guarantee his teacher did not do examples in class, he/she'/xit did not create a lesson plan around this to show the kids what "alphabetical order" really means. The ways to teach this could easily fill up a 15-20 minute block for 5-7 year olds, AND you can do it so that it's fun. But that type of pedagogy isn't taught in education departments in colleges now, is it? Posted by: moki at March 23, 2026 06:36 PM (wLjpr) 40
Enshitification video is awesome.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 06:36 PM (dK+Kv) 41
How many more hospices and day cares will be opened when President Gavin's people take over?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 06:36 PM (RIvkX) 42
Even the Man from Mars ghosted Whoopi
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 06:36 PM (wEI7j) 43
Gen Z actually may be smarter.
Standardized testing is retarded and school is stupid. We may have been the generations getting dumber and they finally figured out the key to school is to fucking ignore it. Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (vE0+H) 44
>Single Whoopi Goldberg reveals she goes bar-hopping to fulfill her sexual needs
---- there is no lower limit to Horror every time I think I have seen or heard the most horrible thing ever, some new horror comes along to claim the title how fucked up do you have to be to hook up with Woopi Goldberg Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (ZxPkt) 45
KILL ALL HUMANS
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (4NO2D) 46
They underperformed on basically every cognitive measure, from basic attention, memory, literacy, numeracy, executive function and general IQ.
'This has everything to do with the fact that each successive generation has a lower percentage of white people in it. 100 white Americans with one Somali kid in class, and your average can survive the inclusion of one retard. 20 white Americans with 20 Somali kids in class, the average can not survive the inclusion of a 50/50 retard blend. It's not that difficult. If you go to a predominately white, rural community, I'll think you'll find that intelligence performance hasn't fallen off in any significant fashion. Posted by: Conserving R at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (9OT3N) 47
@40 is it 2 Ts or 1?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (cWLG3) 48
Enshittificating is a noble profession. Where would we be without them?
Posted by: Up With People at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (oftw2) 49
Coming soon! The Sparkle Markle Sells Autographed Items She Stole From Windsor Palace Show, right here on The Home Shopping Channel!
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (5rh/l) 50
@40 is it 2 Ts or 1?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (cWLG3) 2, unless you want to make it shitier. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 06:38 PM (dK+Kv) 51
But that type of pedagogy isn't taught in education departments in colleges now, is it?
nothing that wouldn't help destroy western civilization is taught Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2026 06:38 PM (MIIRH) 52
36 Whoopie really expects people to believe she goes bar hopping and picks up guys for one night stands.
Holy shit. Who would screw her? Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 06:35 PM (nXBGC) Yeah, about that... Posted by: Ted Dansen's wig at March 23, 2026 06:38 PM (42sz3) 53
Enshittificating is a noble profession. Where would we be without them?
Posted by: Up With People at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (oftw2) Microsoft has made billions out of the practice. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 06:39 PM (dK+Kv) 54
We also have Gen Z to thank for an explosion of furries.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 06:39 PM (cWLG3) 55
@40 is it 2 Ts or 1?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (cWLG3) --- Even the correct spelling of words needs to be shittified! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2026 06:39 PM (ESVrU) 56
just HEARING
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 06:39 PM (ZxPkt) 57
36 Whoopie really expects people to believe she goes bar hopping and picks up guys for one night stands.
Holy shit. Who would screw her? Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 06:35 PM (nXBGC) Hi nurse! I'm thinking Whoopie could get screwed at Comic Con. It's Whoopie, but you still get to brag that you had sex with a Star Trek crew member. And it wasn't Takei. Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:39 PM (Sco7b) 58
Props for knowing your value.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 06:35 PM (dK+Kv) Right? And you can see why the reports on early workplace Obama were that he was self-satisfied on the phone all day with his feet up in the desk, and didn't do shit. This guy was like a slightly less faggy but infinitely more hard working and industrious Obama. Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:40 PM (vE0+H) 59
Enshittificating is a noble profession. Where would we be without them?
Posted by: Up With People Well it will not be Dearborn. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2026 06:40 PM (MZJrA) 60
just TALKING about Woopi trolling for dick should be a crime against humanity
Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 06:40 PM (ZxPkt) 61
If my Dog had a Face like Whoopie Goldberg's............
I would shave its Ass and teach it to walk backwards !!!!! Posted by: Franklin Stein at March 23, 2026 06:40 PM (rvNIn) 62
57, disturbing, but plausible.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2026 06:40 PM (MIIRH) 63
> Holy shit. Who would screw her?
Ok, Whoopie. You pretend to be Demi Moore and I'll be Patrick Swayze. Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 06:41 PM (mkw2N) 64
Sorry, but I can't quit laughing over how badly Trump headfaked what's left of the regime guys and our own pant wetters over the talks which supposedly lead to the delay in the bombing of the power plants.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 06:41 PM (+nEug) 65
Filing " Whoopie goes bar hopping to get laid" on my Things I never Wanted to Know Ever list
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 06:41 PM (YwEeS) 66
I'm pretty sure 0 people have been charged in the frauds Nick Shirley has uncovered. Yeah yeah, investigations take time. But the paperwork is all there. The cases are lying on the ground waiting to be picked up. I'm expecting the usual outcome. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ) 67
I could have gone the rest of my life without a mental image of Whoopi getting busy.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2026 06:42 PM (viF8m) 68
That would be horror movie worse than Misery: Five Nights at Whoopi's.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 06:42 PM (wEI7j) 69
I have a small round metal Bart Simpson badge fasten to a fishing vest that says "Under Achiever and Proud of it".
I wear mainly because for years I could catch a fish even if I paid some kid for his. I never dreamed a generation would make the saying their anthem. Posted by: Beartooth at March 23, 2026 06:42 PM (tYGL3) 70
I hope Nick Shirley takes serious precautions because the loony left would happily murder him.
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 06:42 PM (YwEeS) 71
From last month: Gen Z is officially the first generation in American history to be dumber than the last.
________ "Officially". Of course it does mean they are so dumb even the experts noticed. The comments at the link are kind of fun. Many are insisting "It's not us teachers who are to blame." Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2026 06:42 PM (AlhUl) 72
The short bus industry will boom, now. Get in on the ground floor.
Posted by: Retard Rapid Transit at March 23, 2026 06:42 PM (oftw2) 73
Single Whoopi Goldberg reveals she goes bar-hopping to fulfill her sexual needs
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (2WIwB) 74
Knowledge has become too easy to get and thus people get dumber. It's a weird thing but I suspect the fact I had to "fight" for all the knowledge I got in my youth by rifling card catalogs in libraries among other things made me that much more adept at finding what I needed and being more discerning in what I found. Perhaps the same can be said of you.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (hJH5n) 75
Hollywood tried Whoopie as a leading lady. Movie called Fatal Beauty iirc....
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (YwEeS) 76
Gen Z actually may be smarter.
Standardized testing is retarded and school is stupid. We may have been the generations getting dumber and they finally figured out the key to school is to fucking ignore it. Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:37 PM (vE0+H) --- This has some merit. College is retarded and gay, and most of the time isn't worth the cost, so why do all the test prep and bust your ass trying to get a perfect 4.0 when you can graduate with a 2.0 and go to a trade school and make far more money? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s) 77
I'd have more respect for the fans who got to screw Leia.
At least they got free coke out of it Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (gKWVE) 78
The DNC is a criminal racketeering organization. I've said it for years. Tony Soprano nods in approval. Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (et1vG) 79
Hi nurse!
I'm thinking Whoopie could get screwed at Comic Con. It's Whoopie, but you still get to brag that you had sex with a Star Trek crew member. And it wasn't Takei. Posted by: Stateless Hiya stateless! I mean Whoopie now. 20-30 years ago, before she turned super loud and ugly and racist, she was kind of ok. The first thing I ever saw her in was The Color Purple. She was homely Looking but not horribly offensive. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (Myt96) Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (3ek7K) 81
Sorry, but I can't quit laughing over how badly Trump headfaked what's left of the regime guys and our own pant wetters over the talks which supposedly lead to the delay in the bombing of the power plants.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 06:41 PM (+nEug) What did he do Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (vE0+H) 82
What is the Sussex business model? Hi him a former Prince who effed over my grandmother, father and brother, as well as my home country. This my wife a former yacht girl who has the sales ability of five day old roadkill. Aren't we cool?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (mHVWR) 83
The same address filed on the same day numerous times and it couldn't be detected apparently. Criticize AI if you want but it could have done better than a govt worker.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (n5tGW) 84
Carrie Fisher with a bazooka.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (wEI7j) 85
I was troubled the first time I read about this Whoopi thing on X, Ace. And here I am again.
How does this happen? Someone make it make sense. Because she is famous? Maybe she is just incredibly entertaining, because Ted Dansen was her boyfriend in his heyday. Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (Wmg4n) 86
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Harry is stupid and Meghan is a whore. They deserve each other. Go Away!!! Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 06:30 PM (3ek7K) Up until the "modern" era, prospective princesses were inspected to determine if they were virgins before the wedding took place. I suspect ol' Meggie's looked more like a hallway down which you could toss a hot dog. Heaven only knows what she was carrying at the time. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (DwqWV) 87
Hi nurse!
I'm thinking Whoopie could get screwed at Comic Con. It's Whoopie, but you still get to brag that you had sex with a Star Trek crew member. And it wasn't Takei. Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:39 PM (Sco7b) Id rather have sex with Whorf than Whoopee Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (NtVYv) 88
My nephew is in that demographic but he is a smart kid.
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (YwEeS) 89
Well, Whoopi was a decent BO draw in the late 1980s / 1990s. Sister Act, Jumping Jack Flash, and ST:TNG. A lot of that was before her public coming-out around 1993 as one of those screeching racists though.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 06:45 PM (gKWVE) 90
36 Whoopie really expects people to believe she goes bar hopping and picks up guys for one night stands.
Holy shit. Who would screw her? **** Did she say that she was picking up guys? Posted by: clarence at March 23, 2026 06:45 PM (7lOC+) 91
In reality Whoopie probably hangs out with a rando homeless guy by the bar. Why I don't comprehend.
I thought she said she was ghey. Is this to prove she's desirable? I need a study on this. Her grey dreads always looked like dog poop that turned white. Or what my brother and I referred to as kids as "grandpa poop." She looks like she smells to me, and this dred business is foul: they burn your hair. So you are basically standing in the shower and hoping your shampoo reaches through the burned hair knots. I guess. I would not know. I would think you'd have to cut them off and start over to have real hair again. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 23, 2026 06:45 PM (WONhk) 92
I'm pretty sure 0 people have been charged in the frauds Nick Shirley has uncovered.
Yeah yeah, investigations take time. But the paperwork is all there. The cases are lying on the ground waiting to be picked up. I'm expecting the usual outcome. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ) --- Alternate take: He's being led to the evidence by investigators who want to condition the public for the coming indictments, which may involve powerful people. So you show mountains of evidence, everyone gets worked up, and then (and only then) do you do something. Otherwise you'll be call racist and stuff. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:45 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Miklos, texting from the bar part of the Bar and Grill at March 23, 2026 06:46 PM (Al4HM) 94
California is incompetent but they are also on board with the fraud.
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 06:46 PM (YwEeS) 95
Goldberg probably has every Sexually Transmitted Disease known to mankind !!!!!!!!!!
There are not enough drugs to cure what you would catch from boinking it/they/them/Jabba/Mrs. Creosote Whoopie Goldberg. Posted by: Franklin Stein at March 23, 2026 06:46 PM (rvNIn) 96
It's how they pay their constituents.
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 06:46 PM (YwEeS) 97
75 Hollywood tried Whoopie as a leading lady. Movie called Fatal Beauty iirc....
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (YwEeS) She was very good in Jumping Jack Flash. That's all I got. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2026 06:46 PM (DwqWV) 98
I could see maybe a homeless junkie taking money to bang Woopi, but I would hope our homeless junkies have higher standards
I mean, come on a rancid pile of roadkill has more appeal than that woman I'm sorry the day is ruined Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 06:46 PM (ZxPkt) 99
Criticize AI if you want but it could have done better than a govt worker.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (n5tGW) Low bar. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (dK+Kv) 100
..., there were no talks but he has all the regime guys sweating bullets trying to convince the other guys that they aren't the ones talking. 8 of them must have gotten together to discuss it but they are all dead now.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (+nEug) 101
4 ...and there's the hat trick.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s) Hat tricks are four? Since when? Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (hJH5n) 102
"On June 26, 2023, Philossaint was sentenced to 50 months in federal prison. On Feb. 23, the court granted a motion filed by the U.S. Attorney’s Office and entered an order revoking Philossaint’s U.S. citizenship." By my calculations, he'll be out in June 2026. Let's see if he's actually deported. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (n7rxJ) 103
Holy shit. Who would screw her?
**** Did she say that she was picking up guys? Posted by: clarence at March 23, 2026 06:45 PM (7lOC+) Ted Dansen once crossed that rubicon (whoopicon). YUG. I think this is correct. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 23, 2026 06:48 PM (WONhk) 104
Hat tricks are four? Since when?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (hJH5n) --- I could have said that at three, but decided to make it another post just to run up the score. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:48 PM (ZOv7s) 105
Man, the bullshit is _heavy_ online today. I went 'round to gather a picture of what the world might look like outside my door, and I came back waaay more uncertain of just what the Hell is going on.
Interesting times. May God bless and keep you all. Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (Qa1ZC) 106
What a sad pathetic and miserable person one must be to at age 70 to think the bar scene is still relevant.
TikTok and Tinder Whoopi. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (wEI7j) 107
On the other hand, anyone wanting to boink Whoopi must be pretty tanked up. She isn't finding any guy at a ice cream social
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (Ia/+0) 108
> I'm pretty sure 0 people have been charged in the frauds Nick Shirley has uncovered.
---- oh yeah that was a one week story, tops Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (ZxPkt) 109
I could never be that drunk to screw Fat Ass Goldberg...
And even if it was the last Kinda-Female on the Planet and I was the only biological male left..... All new human procreated life would end !!!!! Posted by: Mike Hunt at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (xl8DV) 110
God bless Nick Shirley. His guardian angels must be working overtime.
There's a Gen Z'er who is NOT stupid by a long shot. Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (afFes) 111
Banged on my representation to pass the SAVE Act and to hold firm in this partial shutdown. I have done my part, and continue to.
Self-government is hard but worth it. Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (hJH5n) 112
By my calculations, he'll be out in June 2026. Posted by: Blonde Morticia ============== Mistake-oh, longer than that (I was confusing units of time). But still, will he be deported? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2026 06:49 PM (n7rxJ) 113
100 ..., there were no talks but he has all the regime guys sweating bullets trying to convince the other guys that they aren't the ones talking. 8 of them must have gotten together to discuss it but they are all dead now.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (+nEug) President Trump needs to update "The Art of War." He's often hilarious. I love him. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 23, 2026 06:50 PM (WONhk) 114
there were no talks but he has all the regime guys sweating bullets trying to convince the other guys that they aren't the ones talking. 8 of them must have gotten together to discuss it but they are all dead now.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (+nEug) --- I saw people saying there are talks, but not with the mullahs but instead the opposition groups who are preparing to set up a new government. There may be defectors involved. Either way, mess with their little brains. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:50 PM (ZOv7s) 115
106 What a sad pathetic and miserable person one must be to at age 70 to think the bar scene is still relevant.
TikTok and Tinder Whoopi. Posted by: Anna Puma at March I can’t even begin… Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 06:50 PM (Wmg4n) 116
90 36 Whoopie really expects people to believe she goes bar hopping and picks up guys for one night stands.
Holy shit. Who would screw her? **** I would in a heartbeat !!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 23, 2026 06:50 PM (jgBQB) 117
Very willowed..... The incident you're likely thinking of is the Battle of Athens (also known as the McMinn County War) in 1946 in McMinn County, Tennessee. Posted by: Stateless The Fat Electrician on ewetoob has a very good video about that too. well worth the watch. Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (QVmho) 118
41 How many more hospices and day cares will be opened when President Gavin's people take over?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 06:36 PM (RIvkX) I'm more worried he will issue an Executive Order making each house with more than one bedroom a shelter for undocumented migrants. The Federal Migrant Housing Requirements Commission will determine how many migrants each homeowner must take-in. Based on number of rooms and total square feet. Number of bathrooms and number of current occupants will not be considered. FedGov will not pay you. Homes owned by registered Democrats who contribute at least $500 per year to the DNC will be exempt. Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (5rh/l) 119
I can think of a couple million native-born Americans who'll be stripped of their citizenship if I'm ever in charge. Along with their clothes, their hair, and most of their body mass, before they go in the panther pit to be stripped of the rest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (BI5O2) 120
Well, Whoopi was a decent BO draw in the late 1980s / 1990s. Sister Act, Jumping Jack Flash, and ST:TNG. A lot of that was before her public coming-out around 1993 as one of those screeching racists though.
Posted by: gKWVE Wasn't she in The Color Purple as well? Posted by: Tuna at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (lJ0H4) 121
Willie Brown?
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 06:52 PM (b/hR3) 122
I ended up doing it myself. He's now in politics.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:34 PM (vE0+H) Of course he is! Lord, have mercy. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 23, 2026 06:52 PM (zYpTz) 123
109 I could never be that drunk to screw Fat Ass Goldberg...
And even if it was the last Kinda-Female on the Planet and I was the only biological male left..... All new human procreated life would end !!!!! Posted by: Mike Hunt at March 23, 2026 06:49 It would end even if you held your nose and closed your eyes. Her uterus hung the out of business sign a long time ago. Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 06:53 PM (Wmg4n) 124
I saw people saying there are talks, but not with the mullahs but instead the opposition groups who are preparing to set up a new government. There may be defectors involved.
Either way, mess with their little brains. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:50 PM (ZOv7s) Always Keep The Enemy Guessing. This why they can't even hit the "Orient" part or perhaps even the "Observe" part of the OODA loop. Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 06:53 PM (hJH5n) 125
The Fat Electrician on ewetoob has a very good video about that too. well worth the watch.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (QVmho) Thank you. I took a print screen to save this. It was an amazing incident. It should happen more often. Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:53 PM (Sco7b) 126
It's Whoopie, but you still get to brag that you had sex with a Star Trek crew member.
And it wasn't Takei. Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:39 PM (Sco7b) Id rather have sex with Whorf than Whoopee Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2026 06:44 PM (NtVYv) I'd claim the Jefferies Tube. It's tighter. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2026 06:53 PM (wVcYX) 127
The latest Fat Electrician video is good. 9th Infantry in North Africa taking on the French Foreign Legion.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 06:54 PM (b/hR3) 128
119 I can think of a couple million native-born Americans who'll be stripped of their citizenship if I'm ever in charge. Along with their clothes, their hair, and most of their body mass, before they go in the panther pit to be stripped of the rest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (BI5O2) Oh. Well. But you like me, right? Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 06:54 PM (Wmg4n) 129
Holy shit. Who would screw her?
-- Danny Glover did in The Color Purple. But I think he would've hit a warm apple pie just to, well, you know. Come to think of it, a warm apple pie would've looked better. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2026 06:54 PM (qBdHI) 130
This has some merit. College is retarded and gay, and most of the time isn't worth the cost, so why do all the test prep and bust your ass trying to get a perfect 4.0 when you can graduate with a 2.0 and go to a trade school and make far more money?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s) Same goes when you figure out we have penalized white people an "advanced" the poor people, with acknowledgments to Joe Biden. But think about it - why would a white person work hard in this day and age when they know the whole house has been stacked against them and theyre gonna be tried and convicted of racism no matter what they do? Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:54 PM (vE0+H) 131
Are squirrels out of control in England?
"Squirrel seen vaping in London park" https://tinyurl.com/25n4jmz3 Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 06:54 PM (cWLG3) 132
Went online today to attempt to renew/continue to use a certain trademark. I had to do THREE factor authentication just to get into the website (that I had used previously), and then they went into this id.me bullshit - taking photos of identification documents and got to the point where it wanted to take video of my head but insisted that my phone was not capable of doing it...and some think no id AT ALL should be required to vote. !@^%*&^%*#&^%!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 23, 2026 06:54 PM (Qa1ZC) 133
Whoopie's a loser now, but let's not pretend she wasn't making bank for a while. She was in like five movies a year from about 1993 to 1998. Sister Act, Ghost, Lion King, The Color Purple, etc. were all movies nearly everyone saw at the time.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2026 06:55 PM (mkw2N) 134
103 Holy shit. Who would screw her?
**** Did she say that she was picking up guys? Posted by: clarence at March 23, 2026 06:45 PM (7lOC+) Ted Dansen once crossed that rubicon (whoopicon). YUG. I think this is correct. **** Yes, he did. He also said "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway". Posted by: clarence at March 23, 2026 06:55 PM (7lOC+) 135
So what happened that caused an entire age group to bomb test scores?
What caused them to become a generation of retards? Well, the left's covid school shutdowns was part of it. The other part of it is what's making us all stupid: Constant low-cognitive-demand/high-domamine-spiking scrolling on phones. What caused them to become a generation of retards? Covid had nothing to do with it. They were fucked years before covid. Not holding them to standards did. Not allowing them to fail did. Not telling them they are wrong. Not allowing someone to call them a faggot did. Not hearing competing ideas did. Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 06:55 PM (MoLlY) 136
there were no talks but he has all the regime guys sweating bullets trying to convince the other guys that they aren't the ones talking. 8 of them must have gotten together to discuss it but they are all dead now.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 06:47 PM (+nEug) LMAO Posted by: ... at March 23, 2026 06:56 PM (vE0+H) 137
Piper
It would destroy the platforms, users being haunted by Whoopi looking for hook-ups. The horror. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 06:56 PM (wEI7j) Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 06:56 PM (3ek7K) 139
Are squirrels out of control in England?
"Squirrel seen vaping in London park" Someone did the brown acid. Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2026 06:57 PM (MoLlY) 140
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Goldberg has always looked greasy. Slip Sliding Away. Posted by: four seasons at March 23, 2026 06:43 PM (3ek7K) ---- And gassy. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 23, 2026 06:57 PM (cWLG3) 141
Ok, this is very , very important. Today, while visiting Tennessee ...Trump went to Graceland. Do you not see what is going on ?
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 06:57 PM (GD0B3) 142
Excellent visualization of how mild the winter has been in Colorado
https://tinyurl.com/48v6v6t8 sfw Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 06:58 PM (ZxPkt) 143
Oh. Well. But you like me, right?
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 06:54 PM (Wmg4n) Of course... for now. *narrows eyes* Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 06:58 PM (BI5O2) 144
Hope I'm not in the list but...
From above, "One post specifically advertised to industries needing an address to "obtain licenses." "For just $99 per month, you receive 2 hours of private office or conference room usage each month; a professional office address with an actual suite number -- not a P.O. Box; mail and package reception; your business listed on our digital directory and within the building's directory," the post read. "For industries needing a California or Los Angeles presence to obtain licenses, a suite at the prestigious Merabi Professional Medical Plaza Building provides more than just an address -- it offers a full-service business center hub with many perks and services for businesses like yours." So how Delaware incorporates business? (Also Nevada, too, I've heard.). Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 06:58 PM (NFX2v) 145
133 Whoopie's a loser now, but let's not pretend she wasn't making bank for a while. She was in like five movies a year from about 1993 to 1998. Sister Act, Ghost, Lion King, The Color Purple, etc. were all movies nearly everyone saw at the time.
Posted by: bonhomme at I am not taking away from her ability as an actress. She was good, she was also funny. But she was never a beauty, and that hasn’t improved as she aged. Plus the woman has gas. A lot. She’s very vocal about it. Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 06:59 PM (Wmg4n) 146
125 The Fat Electrician on ewetoob has a very good video about that too. well worth the watch.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (QVmho) The Battle of Athens. He actually has 13 videos on it. I already saved it. He seems very interesting. Thanks. Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 06:59 PM (Sco7b) 147
I saw Lion King and Ghost, and lots of TNG of course.
Probably her (supporting) role in Lion King was the best. She was a bit Numinous in TNG and Ghost. Which she could blame on the scripts. Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 06:59 PM (gKWVE) 148
The UK DM looks like an influencer obituary page today. Granted I have no idea who these people are, but they are dead.
All you grandmothers and future grandmothers out there: it is possible to have the most perfect baby girl as your granddaughter. While I love deeply the other two (ages 7 and 5yrs), this little 2025 surprise is as close to perfect as I have seen. She eats, smiles, smiles, smiles, talks to herself, smiles, tries to remove her grandfather's moustache, smiles. Puts herself to sleep talking an playing (I remove stuff after sleep). Thinks she turns on the fireplace while burping and staring at the fireplace (I let her think this and it is in the 60's today). I have never known such a cheerful and easy baby, and I've known many. Plus she's beautiful and ours. Yes, she recently gave me RSV. Worth it I will remind myself as I try to be normal again. I get tired easily and assume this will pass. Tell yo' children to reproduce! Gifts from God! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 23, 2026 06:59 PM (WONhk) 149
Whoopi should volunteer for the Swalwell campaign.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 07:00 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 07:00 PM (ZxPkt) 151
California hospices do not necessarily have to be incorporated in California, but they must be licensed by the California Department of Public Health (CDPH) to operate within the state. CDPH (.gov) While a hospice can be incorporated in another state, it must still register to do business in California and comply with all California Health and Safety Codes and California Code of Regulations to operate as a, or in a, hospice agency. To operate as a Hospice Agency in California, a state license is required. As of January 1, 2022, a moratorium is in place (extended until 2027) that prohibits the CDPH from issuing new hospice licenses, regardless of where the entity is incorporated, unless specifically exempted. Any entity providing hospice care must adhere to the standards of quality, staffing requirements, and administrative codes set forth by the California Department of Public Health. So Cali. knows there's much f*** around/fraud, it seems. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 07:01 PM (NFX2v) 152
https://tinyurl.com/27x7xj97
Dr Mark Feldon on Shocking state of Britain's navy Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0) 153
Trump went to Graceland. Do you not see what is going on ?
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 06:57 PM (GD0B3) Is he going to resurrect Elvis? "I'm proud to announce that Elvis is back in the building, people. Bigger and more luxurious than ever! They said "No Kings," but I brought back the King. Give him a bow, everyone!" Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2026 07:01 PM (BI5O2) 154
Hopin' that Whoopie shows up here for Ladies Night! I still have the Brown Sugar square unpunched on my dance card.
Posted by: Disco Stu at the Retirement Home at March 23, 2026 07:01 PM (wVcYX) 155
My three favorite words are becoming, Yes and refactor.
My next three favorite are, stirred not shaken. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 23, 2026 07:01 PM (beXDf) Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 07:02 PM (3ek7K) 157
In my long-ago youthful bar-hopping days, I woke up with someone ...unfortunate... a time or two.
I don't think there's enough tequila in the world to make me go home with Whoopi Goldberg. Posted by: Josef Mengele at March 23, 2026 07:02 PM (IG3/x) 158
Are Riverside Hemet and Bibb the same place?
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 07:03 PM (b/hR3) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 07:03 PM (wEI7j) 160
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy
CANCELLED (after already filmed 2nd season) https://tinyurl.com/yjej2kwz Good. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 23, 2026 07:03 PM (O7YUW) 161
If Clarence Thomas is still on the SCOTUS on May 20, 2028, he becomes the longest serving justice ever.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 23, 2026 07:04 PM (hJH5n) Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 07:05 PM (ZxPkt) Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 07:05 PM (3ek7K) 164
Trump went to Graceland. Do you not see what is going on ?
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 06:57 PM (GD0B3 Please don’t tell me we are going to build a Jungle Room in the White House… Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2026 07:05 PM (Wmg4n) 165
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy CANCELLED
Guinan must have slipped that poor klingon her phone number at 10-FWD. Posted by: gKWVE at March 23, 2026 07:05 PM (gKWVE) 166
Kurtzman needs to swallow a comm-badge
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 07:05 PM (wEI7j) 167
119 I can think of a couple million native-born Americans who'll be stripped of their citizenship if I'm ever in charge. Along with their clothes, their hair, and most of their body mass, before they go in the panther pit to be stripped of the rest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice *Unfolds lawn chair* Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2026 07:06 PM (y+Apl) 168
Smart phone is better than Kirk's communicator.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 07:06 PM (b/hR3) 169
(Nazi sock off)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2026 07:07 PM (IG3/x) 170
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy
CANCELLED (after already filmed 2nd season) == 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 🤡🤡 go woke, go broke! join that pile of shite Acolyte ! Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 07:07 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 07:07 PM (wEI7j) 172
146 125 The Fat Electrician on ewetoob has a very good video about that too. well worth the watch.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (QVmho Damn. I watched the first 7 minutes of 'WW2 Vets vs Corrupt Cops: The Battle of Athens, Tennessee." Damn, that's incredible. It makes Chicago and today's Dems look like pristine virgins. Thanks again. Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 07:08 PM (Sco7b) 173
You know who else came from Athens?
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2026 07:08 PM (b/hR3) 174
It’s like, whom do American Anglophobes hate worse? The Harry formerly known as the Prince, or his douchebag cuckold father?
I mean, I would actually pay to watch Harry and Megan sit and trash King Charles all day long, but that might strangely confer some dignity on him. I got it: A show where Harry offers to do a DNA paternity test showing whether he is Charles’ son. This would be awesome, revealing Charles as a royal cuckold, and humiliating Harry because there is an absolute dollar amount he would accept to permanently separate himself from the royal family. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 23, 2026 07:09 PM (jYRYu) 175
the whoopsie news borders on long cat cruelty
Posted by: cherries in season at March 23, 2026 07:09 PM (xGTYB) 176
We are awesome. There are 23 towns in American called Athens. We love civilization!
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 07:10 PM (GD0B3) 177
*America
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2026 07:10 PM (GD0B3) 178
I'm so sick of those two alleged adults.
Wish Harry manned up, then said I'm sorry on bended knee to the UK and returned home with his two spares. Period. Leave Meg to sell wares online through home shopping clubs. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 07:11 PM (NFX2v) 179
Any man who dips his wick into the festering, crusted over stench pot of Whoopi Goldberg is committing a crime against humanity and deserves a swift trial and immediately frog marched out of the courthouse upon conviction and stood up against the nearest wall and shot by a firing squad.
Posted by: Junius at March 23, 2026 07:12 PM (nIs0y) 180
Meghan Markles - third rate OF content creator.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2026 07:13 PM (wEI7j) Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 07:13 PM (ZxPkt) 182
No generation in human history was just told to state home for two years during peak learning. That sort of thing leaves as mark.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd It's not just that, it's the doing all their school work on computers instead of learning to write. It's being taught with trendy pedagogical methods instead of memorization and phonics and ... IKD.. Saxon math. There has been a decades-long experiment to see how incompetently and ineffectively schools can teach children, and now we're starting to see the results. Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 07:14 PM (a+4eV) 183
Wait - what? Whoopi is hanging at bars, looking for hookups?
Jeebus, can you imagine having to scrape off her barnacles before entering her port? She probably looks like a dead beached whale in the pale light of a morning hangover, too. Ugh. Posted by: tscarlson at March 23, 2026 07:15 PM (OP0uw) 184
I feel bad for guys who are dating these days. So many women who whore themselves out to get your money. I guess that's how it's always been. Very sad. Posted by: fourseasons at March 23, 2026 07:15 PM (3ek7K) 185
>>>Enshitification video is awesome.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon >AI will take enshitification to the next level order of magnitude. Gird your loins and your rear flank. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 23, 2026 07:15 PM (Wnd0C) Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 07:16 PM (XuXeR) 187
157 In my long-ago youthful bar-hopping days, I woke up with someone ...unfortunate... a time or two.
I don't think there's enough tequila in the world to make me go home with Whoopi Goldberg. Posted by: Josef Mengele Drink me!! You will go to a dreamlike utopia!! What happens to your body as your in a coma due to alcohol poisoning, well, that can't be helped. Drink responsibly. Or not. I am here for you! Posted by: Everclear is magical at March 23, 2026 07:16 PM (sAmhv) 188
Any man who dips his wick into the festering, crusted over stench pot of Whoopi Goldberg is committing a crime against humanity and deserves a swift trial and immediately frog marched out of the courthouse upon conviction and stood up against the nearest wall and shot by a firing squad.
Posted by: Junius Ah, a mercy-kill. Sensible. There's no recovering from that kind of trauma. Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 07:16 PM (a+4eV) 189
"They underperformed on basically every cognitive measure, from basic attention, memory, literacy, numeracy, executive function and general IQ."
But they can scroll, swipe, and take selfies like seasoned professionals. It's all about priorities. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 23, 2026 07:16 PM (6ydKt) 190
Show of hands those of us not in on it? Yeah, me neither.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 23, 2026 07:18 PM (YlWIZ) 191
From State of the Day, which uses this fact as a jumping off point to discuss how AI is going to put a lot of people out of work, but especially women in corporate make-work jobs.
The reaction of the left to a lot of the impacts of illegals was "learn to code" But now a lot of those code and corporate jobs in general are going away. I suspect the people losing these jobs won't get a lot of sympathy. This may then collapse any remaining support for immigration legal or otherwise is time for the 2028 elections Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 07:18 PM (sKqQm) 192
What caused them to become a generation of retards?
------ Don't forget Common Core. I have 4 kids born 2000 to 2011 and can verify first hand how absolutely shitty it was. Simply put Bill Gates should be arrested and shot for a war crime for his pet project. Obama too. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 23, 2026 07:18 PM (prsxp) 193
190 Show of hands those of us not in on it? Yeah, me neither.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey _-_ I didn't punch that dogie. Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 23, 2026 07:19 PM (Qa1ZC) 194
Denaturalization.
I mean, seriously. Do it. Any kind of fraud. Any kind of government loan. Denaturalize. Deport. Done. Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 23, 2026 07:19 PM (vOtXJ) 195
"Philossaint of Fort Lauderdale, FL, had himself a schweet little scheme going with COVID loan applications and all the various businesses he had registered in his name.
In February .... order revoking Philossaint's citizenship, and it was formally stripped yesterday." How much (if any) of the stolen million did the USA recover, I wonder. Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2026 07:19 PM (vbXSk) 196
From last month: Gen Z is officially the first generation in American history to be dumber than the last.
Excellent! Common Core Math is working exactly as planned! Posted by: Bill Gates at March 23, 2026 07:19 PM (D0HYP) 197
Don't forget Common Core. I have 4 kids born 2000 to 2011 and can verify first hand how absolutely shitty it was. Simply put Bill Gates should be arrested and shot for a war crime for his pet project. Obama too.
it was the WORST whole word reading and "latticed" math I had to do the teaching and this was at private schools! (thanks Kumon too) pretty much all their friends went to kumon on top of normal school. the math mess was unbelievable Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 23, 2026 07:20 PM (j+aD2) 198
189 "They underperformed on basically every cognitive measure, from basic attention, memory, literacy, numeracy, executive function and general IQ."
But they can scroll, swipe, and take selfies like seasoned professionals. and their pronouns are fabulous Posted by: anachronda at March 23, 2026 07:20 PM (oY6Yp) 199
School has been designed now to only"
Expend $$$ taken from taxpayers. Posted by: man at March 23, 2026 07:16 PM (XuXeR) Yep. It's all about butts in seats. They do not care if they are housing the next Parkland, Uvalde, or Columbine shooter, if it means that they can bank that $6,600 or whatever each year. Public school is child abuse. 1/? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 07:20 PM (dK+Kv) 200
Imagine who would be willing to sleep with Whoopi in a one-night stand situation.
The go to Bloomhouse and get money to make a horror move, because that shit scares the pants off me. Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 23, 2026 07:20 PM (vOtXJ) 201
Do a hit and run with Whoopie.
If that doesn't give you an STD, it will give you Toxoplasmosis. Posted by: Man_in_PA at March 23, 2026 07:20 PM (51+kN) 202
I wonder how Whoopi Goldberg feels about donkey punches.
Clearly we are into surreal territory, here. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 23, 2026 07:20 PM (Wnd0C) 203
@Alice_Weidel and the @AfD for obtaining 20% of the vote in the state of Rhineland-Palatinate, while in some constituencies up to 48.4% could be achieved. Heartfelt congratulations to all campaigners and thanks to our voters! Posted by: 13times at March 23, 2026 07:20 PM (WYjo5) 204
Goldberg quipped, "I am single," adding, "Yeah, I bar hop, I go hang! And I do hit and runs when I need it."
And she's got the closet full of chewed-off arms to prove it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 23, 2026 07:21 PM (guGkK) 205
School has been designed now to only"
Expend $$$ taken from taxpayers. That is ALL government now though. The point is to take money from the productive class and give it to the government, NGOs, and leftwing client groups. Anything the government actually does for the citizens is incidental Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 07:21 PM (sKqQm) 206
Goldberg quipped, "I am single," adding, "Yeah, I bar hop, I go hang! And I do hit and runs when I need it."
The only thing that would hit and run her medusa looking ass is a frigging dump truck. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 07:22 PM (snZF9) 207
memorization and phonics and ... IKD.. Saxon math.
Your Mom knows what "IKD" stands for. It's Prussian math, you dolt. Somewhere somebody thinks you are the dumbest generation. He's not far off. They sure as hell spared the rod on you. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2026 07:22 PM (zdLoL) 208
Cicero with the thread winner.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2026 07:22 PM (+nEug) 209
Anything the government actually does for the citizens is incidental
_-_ I think you misspelled accidental. Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 23, 2026 07:22 PM (Qa1ZC) 210
> Show of hands those of us not in on it? Yeah, me neither.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey ---- yeah, I don't get it wait what are we talking about Posted by: Don Black at March 23, 2026 07:22 PM (ZxPkt) 211
Wasn't Ted Danson's entanglement with Whoopi the result of losing a bet with Woody Harrelson?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2026 07:23 PM (0sNs1) 212
'Single Whoopi Goldberg reveals she goes bar-hopping to fulfill her sexual needs'
I'll never be that drunk or that horny. Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 23, 2026 07:24 PM (fd80v) 213
When the right wins elections in Europe the EU generally invalidates the results( if the left wing government of the country doesn't do it first)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 07:24 PM (YwEeS) 214
Or Bet with the Devil
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 07:24 PM (Ia/+0) 215
178 I'm so sick of those two alleged adults.
Wish Harry manned up, then said I'm sorry on bended knee to the UK and returned home with his two spares. Period. Leave Meg to sell wares online through home shopping clubs. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 07:11 PM (NFX2v) Hello, Horde! 😊💕 Oh, please - as if Meghan would let her two precious meal tickets out of her sight. They are her insurance policy to keep Harry on a tight leash. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 07:24 PM (SRRAx) 216
I'd also throw in massive immigration both illegal and legal. I was sitting in my youngest son's first grade awards ceremony and fully half the kids were basically foreigners. Image a class where four or five different languages are the "home" language.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 23, 2026 07:25 PM (prsxp) 217
And as a point to consider, take the left at their word. They claim government needs to provide more goods and services to people in need and that it is currently staved for funding.
Well, then how would they react to things like the Somali Learing scandal? Outage and a demand to bring the miscreants to justice right? Because they are stealing those funds the left claims are needed to "literally save lives" right? But that's not what the left did. They claimed investigating fraud was racist and shut down investigations. That only makes sense if they believe this sort of looting is *the point* of government spending Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2026 07:25 PM (sKqQm) 218
Wasn't Ted Danson's entanglement with Whoopi the result of losing a bet with Woody Harrelson?
Nope. Turned out that boy couldn't play the fiddle worth a damn. Posted by: The Devil at March 23, 2026 07:25 PM (guGkK) 219
Megan Markel - now do The Obamas. They got paid $100 million. What they did, mostly, was just buy existing documentaries for netflix.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 23, 2026 07:25 PM (vOtXJ) 220
The Harry formerly known as the Prince, or his douchebag cuckold father?
I hold no animus towards Charles. He's useless but that's the nature of the British monarchy. I've followed stuff enough to understand that Diana wasn't nearly the poor, naive, waif that some people attribute to her. Harry, OTOH, had it all and had, essentially, nothing expected of him and he shat all over his family and the institution for a twice, thrice?, divorced former? whore. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2026 07:25 PM (ExV1e) 221
2/2
I had occasion to sit is an 8-12th grade classroom with many poster demonstrating sentence structures. Very basic sentence structures. Grades 8-12. This level of work was weeks 1-4 or so of the classical home school curriculum . . . for my fourth grader, who's now in 5th grade, and who can now diagram a complex S-Vt-DO-OCN sentence with S-VL-PA dependent clause and an infinitive adjectival clause. We just did exactly that in the car when waiting for my oldest to get out of piano lessons. Public school is make work for the democratic party faithfuls. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 07:25 PM (dK+Kv) 222
Whoopi preys on drunk, blind and sensory deprived men.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 23, 2026 07:26 PM (k2Vk4) 223
The education system does precisely what the left wants it to do.
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 07:26 PM (YwEeS) 224
Your Mom knows what "IKD" stands for.
It's Prussian math, you dolt. Somewhere somebody thinks you are the dumbest generation. He's not far off. They sure as hell spared the rod on you. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver *rolls eyes* Well, excuse me for not proofreading my acronyms. If my post bothered you that much, you must be a government school teacher and an ed school graduate. What, was J-school too tough for you? What's your favorite nonsensical - but terribly trendy! - ineffectual pedagogical method? Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 07:28 PM (a+4eV) 225
20. Yeah, it's fun to piss on the Zoomers, but they didn't act so much as were acted upon. No generation in human history was just told to state home for two years during peak learning. That sort of thing leaves as mark.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Japanese interment camps on the US. Children in WW2 and even war-druven places now in many places around the world. Those & other childhood hardships leave a mark - always. They lack resilience. Their parents often lacked resilience. It rubs off. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 07:28 PM (NFX2v) 226
The education system does precisely what the left wants it to do.
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2026 07:26 PM (YwEeS) If the purpose of a system is what it does, then the purpose of public education is to endumbify the pupils while ensuring a dedicated democrat voting bloc. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 07:28 PM (dK+Kv) 227
Sorry for many typos.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 07:29 PM (NFX2v) 228
227 Sorry for many typos.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day _-_ Heh. Didn't even really notice until you commented on it...I kinda read past such things in a place like this. Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 23, 2026 07:30 PM (Qa1ZC) 229
Nood glaciers
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2026 07:31 PM (a+4eV) 230
Nood.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 23, 2026 07:31 PM (dK+Kv) 231
Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
NOOD Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0) 232
In reality, education funding should be a zero sum game.
Anyone who home-schools should get 100% of what would be spent in 'the system.' Maybe that would act as incentive to get us back down to 2 genders and keep the freaks out of the classroom. Posted by: Stateless at March 23, 2026 07:32 PM (Sco7b) 233
Wasn't Ted Danson's entanglement with Whoopi the result of losing a bet with Woody Harrelson?
Nope. Turned out that boy couldn't play the fiddle worth a damn. Posted by: The Devil at March 23, 2026 07:25 PM (guGkK) Teddy rosin up your bow and play that fiddle hard The devil plans to give you to this female klingon guard If you win you get a place in Asgard's hallowed halls But if you lose this CHUD will get your balls Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 23, 2026 07:33 PM (snZF9) 234
215. Oh, please - as if Meghan would let her two precious meal tickets out of her sight. They are her insurance policy to keep Harry on a tight leash.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth You're right, Teresa. But even Princess Diana eventually got frozen out of royal business. Meg is an albatross. Otoh, the whole group - as are most royal families - heading for the sh*tter. Hope you're doing well. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 23, 2026 07:34 PM (NFX2v) Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 23, 2026 07:35 PM (fd80v) 236
118 41 How many more hospices and day cares will be opened when President Gavin's people take over?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2026 06:36 PM (RIvkX) I'm more worried he will issue an Executive Order making each house with more than one bedroom a shelter for undocumented migrants. The Federal Migrant Housing Requirements Commission will determine how many migrants each homeowner must take-in. Based on number of rooms and total square feet. Number of bathrooms and number of current occupants will not be considered. FedGov will not pay you. Homes owned by registered Democrats who contribute at least $500 per year to the DNC will be exempt. Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2026 06:51 PM (5rh/l) Ah, yes - the "Dr. Zhivago" solution. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 23, 2026 07:35 PM (SRRAx) 237
I envision her working off her crusty undies with e Dremel tool and a chain-cutter
Well I hadn’t until you wrote that. Thanks. Posted by: Kratwurst at March 23, 2026 07:37 PM (fcDpY) 238
"Goldberg quipped, "I am single," adding, "Yeah, I bar hop, I go hang! And I do hit and runs when I need it."
Nope. Not gonna do it. Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 23, 2026 07:55 PM (pE12i) Posted by: Colonel Angus at March 23, 2026 08:19 PM (4NO2D) 240
The generation born between 1997 and 2010
Oh, C'mon! That's only 13 years! A generation is either 20 or 40. This is one of the reasons the whole "Gen Whatever" thing is so incredibly stupid. Posted by: GWB at March 23, 2026 08:26 PM (RxVz+) 241
Well looky here Mildred. There's something you don't see everyday.
Amputee Cornhole Player Accused of Murder https://tinyurl.com/2xmj55fc Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 23, 2026 08:42 PM (VPPG8) 242
Star Wars bar is still open ?
Single Whoopi Goldberg reveals she goes bar-hopping to fulfill her sexual needs Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 23, 2026 08:43 PM (VPPG8) 243
All of these hospices in a single building? And you cannot figure it out? Give me a break!
The 'pirate' identifies a government payment scheme that however ludicrous gets them funding and then multiples that application 100 fold. Using minimal changes to not raise any flags with the government approval process. Negligent/complicit employees in the government approve over-and-over again this obvious fraud. 'Are you stupid or something?' ~ from Forest Gump. Posted by: John at March 23, 2026 08:46 PM (0DsdP) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0367 seconds. |
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