Official Twitter Account of Republic of Somaliland: We Have Proof That Ilhan "Omar's" Real Last Name is "Elmi," Changed to Hide the Fact That Her Father is a Genocidal Warlord

And to defraud the US immigration system, of course.

I have to correct something I have repeatedly gotten wrong: I have long called Ilhan "Omar" by the name Ilhan "Omar" Nur, to stress that "Omar" is not her real name. She falsified her name to fraudulently emigrate on an Omar family visa.

I kept saying her real last name is "Nur." That's wrong. Nur is her father's first name, not his surname.

Her actual real last name is "Elmi." Apparently her father, Nur Elmi, began using the name "Omar" to hide his identity.

REPUBLIC OF SOMALILAND
@RepOfSomaliland

🧾 Receipts: Ilhan Omar's original last name was Elmi before it was changed.
This evidence was available, but the Obama Justice Department refused to investigate.
Her brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, and their father, Nur Said Elmi (also known as Nur Omar), used multiple names across different countries. Part of the family fled to the United Kingdom, while Ilhan Omar and others entered the United States under their father's assumed name, "Omar."
These name changes and split identities were used to conceal the father's true war crimes and identity.
Marriage details:
* Groom: Ahmed Nur Said Elmi
* Bride: Ilhan Abdullahi Omar
(real name Ilhan Elmi)
Extradition? @TheJusticeDept
@DHSgov
@WhiteHouse

🧾 Receipts: Ilhan Omar’s original last name was Elmi before it was changed.
This evidence was available, but the Obama Justice Department refused to investigate.

Her brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, and their father, Nur Said Elmi (also known as Nur Omar), used multiple names… https://t.co/9sz3ZXVN3X pic.twitter.com/d16tAMCKrn
— REPUBLIC OF SOMALILAND (@RepOfSomaliland) March 19, 2026

Here are the details on Ilhan Elmi's actual father -- a genocidal war criminal.

Between 1981 and 1991, the Somali military in which Colonel Nur Omar Mohamed, Ilhan Omar's father, served as a senior officer executed a brutal and systematic campaign of genocide targeting the Isaaq people of the modern day Republic of Somaliland.
This dark chapter in Africa's history, which was known as the Isaaq Genocide, was a merciless military campaign that resulted in the killing of over 200,000 Isaaq civilians. It also involved widespread forced displacement, scorched‑earth destruction of the second and third largest cities (Hargeisa and Burao), aerial bombardement of almost every other single city, town and village in Somaliland, and two decades of large‑scale red-terror style tactics against the civilian population of Somaliland.
It was carried out through relentless aerial bombardments -- planes repeatedly strafed fleeing refugees -- summary executions, burning of entire villages, deportations, land‑mining of water sources and homes, Holodomor style government enforced man-made famines (the Dabadheer Drought) and the use of paramilitary units such as the Somali Armed Forces' "Dabar Goynta Isaaqa" (The Isaaq Exterminators), composed exclusively of non-ethnically Isaaq soldiers, to enact mass killings under Somalia's military direction.
War-damaged houses in Hargeysa, a major city in northern Somalia, 1991.
Eyewitness testimonies documented "mass executions by firing squad, forced disappearances, looting, mass torture, mass surveillance, rape used as a weapon, curfews and mass killings of civilians even in areas with limited resistance or lawful liberation movement activities, such in Berbera where thousands of government soldiers were stationed. Isaaq civilians across what was then the Somalia Republic, were detained and executed en-mass by Somalia government execution squads led by Colonels like Ilhan Omar's father.
Across the country civilians were forced from their homes into dehumanising conditions, including many kept in dungeons, underground prisons and pits. Even famous Isaaqs such as Somaliland's most renowned poet 'Hadraawi' did not escape this torture and years of detention under the most brutal and unsanitary conditions imaginable. Even in Mogadishu, deep inside neighbouring Somalia -- and almosr 1,500KM from Somaliland's capital of Hargeisa -- Isaaq civilians were being killed in their homes, in the city and on Mogadishu's beaches. The Jazeera massacre of 1989 is a particularly brutal example that is etched in history.
At the heart of this brutal military regime was Colonel Nur Omar Mohamed, Ilhan Omar's father. His rank, authority, membership of the regime Daarood clan, and 10+ years of having climbed the hierarchy in Somalia military to the rank of Colonel, placed him squarely in the Somali military's command hierarchy during and at the height of its Isaaq genocide campaign. Based on his position, loyalty to the regime, and his role in the military, it is virtually certain that he had intimate knowledge of and involvement in the planning, conception, direction and execution of the genocide.
By both legal and historical standards, despite Ilhan Omar's team's spin in numerous recent articles which have been placed in left-leaning online publications, the logical conclusion that Ilhan Omar's father was almost certainly intimately involved in the Isaaq Genocide is unmistakable. It is supported on the balance of probabilities and the totality of circumstantial and inferential evidence available indicates, more critically, that it meets the threshold that this was the case 'beyond reasonable doubt'.

Oh, and that account wants you to know that Somaliland is not the same country as Somalia.

REPUBLIC OF SOMALILAND
@RepOfSomaliland
Mar 17
Dear Americans,
The good people of Somaliland did not steal your hard-earned tax dollars.
Somaliland is not Somalia.
Think South Korea vs. North Korea -- same language, similar names, but completely different ethics, morals, realities, economies, and systems.
Professor Shahid Bolsen will explain.
Sincerely,
The Republic of Somaliland

Okay so Somaliland is very opposed to Somalia. But I trust them a lot more than the pirate filth of Ilhan Elmi's murderous family.

REPUBLIC OF SOMALILAND
@RepOfSomaliland
Mar 15
Somaliland withdrew from its union with Somalia in 1991 after war and mass atrocities committed against its people by Somalia.
- Egypt and Syria formed the United Arab Republic, then separated.
- Senegal and Gambia formed the Senegambia Confederation, then separated.
- Czechia and Slovakia formed Czechoslovakia, then peacefully separated.
- Serbia and Montenegro formed a union, then separated.
- The United Kingdom joined the European Union, then left.
If political unions around the world can dissolve, why is Somaliland treated differently?

September, 2024. CNN's Kaitlan Collins pulls up a clip of Trump in 2016 talking about Somali migrants in Minnesota.

Collins played the clip because she was about to bash Trump with Ilhan Omar before the election and wanted to show Trump's "racist and inflammatory" comments.… pic.twitter.com/sdjqWwStgp
— MAZE (@mazemoore) March 19, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:16 PM

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1 Kick her ass out.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:16 PM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:17 PM (ExV1e)

3 Out with Omar!

Catchy!

Posted by: jmel at March 19, 2026 01:17 PM (RWHIh)

4 Deport this Clitless Cunt.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 01:17 PM (erF49)

5 The experts are catching up!

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2026 01:17 PM (rJjpq)

6 Somalia and Somaliland are 2 different countries, right?

Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (ZxPkt)

7 Strip her citizenship and deport via trebuchet

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (YwEeS)

8 So she's Tickle Me Elmi?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (2ocoG)

9 What is it with all these weird names?

Posted by: Da'quantavious Rotelma Washington III at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (7Q0e+)

10 I do hope she goes to jail, or deported.

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (GD0B3)

11 Well, I guess I can delete that story. Found it and was going to send it to Ace. He already had the story.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 01:19 PM (EHbhi)

12 That Collins woman is one I'd like to punch the most

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 01:19 PM (VE6XX)

13 Somalia and Somaliland are 2 different countries, right?

Correct. The former is goatfucker paradise. The latter wishes to be friendly to the US, Israel, India, etc, and make money.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)

14 The genocidal banana doesn't fall far from the rice stalk.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 01:19 PM (/lPRQ)

15 Give her some rice and bananas on the way out.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 19, 2026 01:19 PM (bNf8H)

16 The nut doesn't fall far from the crazy tree.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 01:19 PM (tG1pe)

17 Omar is a real test for just HOW serious Trump is.

She should be prosecuted and deported but she is a key member of the leftist elite - untouchable normally.

But...they tried to arrest you Trump. Hell they tried to assassinate you twice. This isn't time to play nice.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

18 The good people of Somaliland did not steal your hard-earned tax dollars.
Somaliland is not Somalia.

Oh, shit... President Masturbatin' Pete, we have a problem!

Posted by: ICBM Control Room at March 19, 2026 01:20 PM (Pu/zx)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

20 What is it with all these weird names?
Posted by: Da'quantavious Rotelma Washington III at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (7Q0e+)

=====

*snort*

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 01:21 PM (DRSnL)

21 Collins and Murkowski women Senators are ones I'd like to punch the most
Posted by: It's me donna

FIFY.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:21 PM (u82oZ)

22 Ok. Enough.

D E S

Deport
EVERY
Somali

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

23 Yes, but if we kick her out it will hurt our diversity!

Come to think of it, I WANT to hurt our diversity! Our diversity is what's killing us. The diversity in the US is a given - just look around the world and lecture me on all the diversity in Asia and Africa and South America and on and on. Cause there ain't none.

What makes us what we are is our UNITY, no matter where you're from. As long as you accept our principles and tenets.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (aaLaB)

24 Oh, shit... President Masturbatin' Pete, we have a problem!

He's gonna have to fight Boasberg first for the right to be President.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (2ocoG)

25 21 Collins and Murkowski women Senators are ones I'd like to punch the most
Posted by: It's me donna

FIFY.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:21 PM (u82oZ)

Especially Murkowski

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (VE6XX)

26 Ilhan and her rich, white husband have enough money to live wherever they want. They should do that.

Posted by: huerfano at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (98kQX)

27 The good people of Somaliland did not steal your hard-earned tax dollars.
Somaliland is not Somalia.

Oh, shit... President Masturbatin' Pete, we have a problem!
Posted by: ICBM Control Room

Crap. Guess where I mailed my poop to.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (EHbhi)

28 Her actual real last name is "Elmi." Apparently her father, Nur Elmi, began using the name "Omar" to hide his identity.

Let's call the whole thing off.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (4NO2D)

29 The walls are closing in! Its all over for Ilhan! She'll be deported soon!

wait... this just in... despite the mountain of proof of her immigration fraud, lawbreaking, and being a clear agent of another nation against America, congress won't ever even slap her wrist, let alone refer her to the DOJ

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 01:22 PM (PYyV9)

30 Oh, shit... President Masturbatin' Pete, we have a problem!

He's gonna have to fight Boasberg first for the right to be President.

Whatever you do don't shake his hand before the fight.

Ewww.....

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)

31 Somaliland is only an independent country if Somalia is one of those countries like Serbia that doesn't have sacred borders and not one like Spain or Ukraine which do (also the US, btw).

Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (EcHpA)

32
Watched Collins trying to talk at a hearing yesterday; the Senate has turned into the memory care unit of the old people's home.

Posted by: Auspex at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (Y8DZL)

33 Ilhan is a key player in the MN corruption and fraud and hates our country. Kick her out. There's a million other countries she can go grift and destroy from within, it doesn't need to be us.

Her rich white husband can either divorce her or go with her.

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (gWBY1)

34 Afternoon Ace.
I understand the reasons that nations don't want to recognize Somaliland, specifically being worried about other breakaway regions in other nations. However recognizing Somaliland would potentially give us an "ally" in the area. The better reason to do it would be to piss off Omar and the rest of the Somali fraudsters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (YsPj+)

35 Diversity is not a strength, diversity is an affectation.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (VKfTk)

36 Two Americas one when Ms Elmi can break any law she wants and another where Trump got fined for denying he sexually assaulted a THOT.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)

37 It be funnier if her dad was the, “Why are you gay?” dude.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2026 01:24 PM (GRl+6)

38 There is also the issue that she has lied about her date of birth.

She lied because her real age would have disqualified her application for citizenship.

Cartel judge Boesberg has already issued an injunction that Trump cannot investigate any of her immigration fraud and crimes.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2026 01:25 PM (HXT0k)

39 Sad I missed the Japan thread...just wanted to comment that Trump being Trump is always hysterical.

@LeadingReport
BREAKING: Reporter: Why didn’t you tell Japan before Iran?
President Trump: Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:25 PM (gWBY1)

40 Wow. I will day drink if she's kicked out of Congress!!!! Thanks, Ace, my love.

Deportation would send me into a spontaneous outburst of unrestrained joy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 01:25 PM (WONhk)

41 It is my believe that CNN has declared war against The United States and should be treated accordingly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

42 Somalia and Somaliland are 2 different countries, right?
Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 01:18 PM (ZxPkt)

They are now, and that has pissed off a lot of people very much. People who used to say things like Eritrea deserves to be a country, and things like that.
Apparently the Somalis pay good for influencers/

Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 01:26 PM (rbvCR)

43 Watched Collins trying to talk at a hearing yesterday; the Senate has turned into the memory care unit of the old people's home.

Right?

Posted by: Patty Murray and Nancy Pelosi at March 19, 2026 01:26 PM (Riz8t)

44 Yes, I know Pelosi isn't in the Senate.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 01:26 PM (Riz8t)

45 It moved. It moved quite a bit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 01:27 PM (xvV+O)

46 Whatever. Somalia itself is no more a "real country" than its breakaway province.

Somaliland is a place, and there are people there who despise her family and would torment her for it.

Extradite Ilhan Omar to the tender mercies of Somaliland Justice. See if Daddy has enough daycare money in his pocket to buy her hide - if he's even so inclined.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 01:27 PM (BI5O2)

47 We took the kid to Somaliland one summer.

The rides were lame and parking was atrocious.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

48 6 Somalia and Somaliland are 2 different countries, right?
Posted by: Don Black
=======
Similar people, similar religion, different colonial masters. British (and there was a French enclave too) had Somaliland as a colony, the other part of Somalia was ran by Italy as a colony. Italy was crappy about running its African empire.

Similar differences across the Red Sea in Yemen--S. Yemen and N. Yemen. merged after the Cold War ended.

A lot of this is because Britain knew its access to oil and shipping lanes after the Suez canal depending on being able to keep the pirates down. So they put colonies in those areas to keep shipping safer and oil flowing from the Middle East.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:28 PM (E4rtv)

49 If Mitch McConnell had an ounce of integrity and love for this country, he'd retire yesterday. The fact that he clings to power is appalling, almost as appalling as the fact that people still vote for him.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 01:28 PM (Riz8t)

50 Elmi Fudd

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2026 01:28 PM (Cqx++)

51
scorched‑earth destruction of the second and third largest cities (Hargeisa and Burao)

Like most cities in Africa, the before/after photos look much the same.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 01:28 PM (y9nCu)

52 Shit and Shinola are also two different things.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:28 PM (4NO2D)

53 Willow'd:

>> I suspect Trump is trying to kill two birds with one stone here - get rid of the Mullahs and damage the leftwing parties running Europe

> Concur. Those Euros who still have a sense of shame must be utterly mortified.
Posted by: Europe at March 19, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

I don't want them to be embarrassed; I want them to be furious. Their military incapacity is a sign of the level of parasitic load in their society, indicating that the grifter class has completely stolen all of their country's accumulated wealth and most of their nation's ongoing income.

To state it plainly, probably 80% of their public expenditures are waste, fraud, and grift. They badly need their own Doge. What's more, all populist parties around the world should be demanding an audit of their gold reserves (with spot checks for purity) -- yes, including Europe and the Anglosphere. There is no reason for anyone to trust any establishment anywhere on anything. That's the takeaway.

Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 01:29 PM (Sy6m/)

54 BroFo Elmi's dad reminds me of Maryland man.

I'm a refugee!

From what?

The people I was killing want revenge!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

55 Watched Collins trying to talk at a hearing yesterday; the Senate has turned into the memory care unit of the old people's home.
Posted by: Auspex at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (Y8DZL)

The number 1 prescription delivered to the capitol building is Alzheimer's medication.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

56
LOL, "Don’t Listen to Idiots About the Iran War"

https://tinyurl.com/a5pfvpxz

(I know, should have posted it on previous thread, still a great read from Kurt Schlichter)

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 01:29 PM (GD0B3)

57 Shit and Shinola are also two different things.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:28 PM (4NO2D)

It's only bad when you don't know the difference.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

58 Trump vindicated again, Letitia James can go pound sand.

Gateway Pundit:

Trump Vindicated Again: Forbes Values Mar-a-Lago at Massive $560 Million, Exposing Letitia James’ Fake Numbers

During New York State Attorney General Letitia James’ 2023 civil fraud/political persecution of President Trump, one of her most ridiculous assertions was that the president had ‘overvalued’ his Mar-a-Lago property.

According to Tish and affirmed by crackpot Manhattan Judge Arthur, the massive oceanfront estate was only worth $18 million.

President Trump said during the trial, “But this is the Attorney General of New York State, Leticia James, and she shouldn’t be allowed to be Attorney General. She’s defrauded the public with this trial.”

...In Forbes’ 2026 Billionaires list coverage, the outlet updated its valuation of Mar-a-Lago to $560 million, up from $370 million the previous year and a far cry from James’ politically motivated assessment.

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:30 PM (gWBY1)

59 Now that JD Vance is in charge of the fraud investigation, we should see some results, no ?

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 01:30 PM (GD0B3)

60 I was going to make a joke about the Borman family changing their names and winding up in Wisconsin and running an HOA and the local PTA, but I can't make it good enough to offset how offensive it would be.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 01:30 PM (rbvCR)

61 I mean, who knew Elmo was a warlord, he seems like such a nice little guy on Sesame Street.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (PYyV9)

62 McConnell is being propped up by staffers supplied to him by rich puppeteers. They used to be donors, now they use him as a sock puppet.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (KAw7u)

63 Watched Collins trying to talk at a hearing yesterday; the Senate has turned into the memory care unit of the old people's home.

Posted by: Auspex at March 19, 2026 01:23 PM (Y8DZL)

Doing her best Katharine Hepburn impersonation?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (snZF9)

64 >>> 62 McConnell is being propped up by staffers supplied to him by rich puppeteers. They used to be donors, now they use him as a sock puppet.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (KAw7u)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (ULPxl)

65 The number 1 prescription delivered to the capitol building is Alzheimer's medication.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

That expose sure got buried in a deep, dark hole didn't it?

Do you remember that story being printed ...

Pepperidge Farms remembers

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (3sXRv)

66
but I can't make it good enough to offset how offensive it would be.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 01:30 PM (rbvCR)

You know you ARE talking to Teh Horde...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (y9nCu)

67
Doing her best Katharine Hepburn impersonation?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (snZF9)

"Yoouuu're myyyy knniiighhttt in shinnninnnnng arrrrmorrrrrrr......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Failing to get term limits in place in the 90s was obviously a major mistake.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

69 Has there ever been a greater sucker nation than America? We're conned and fleeced by every grifter nation and grifting movement that ever came down the pike. Wasn't there a book and movie, "The Mouse That Roared" about some pipsqueak country that declares war on America to collect all the goodies once it surrenders?

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 19, 2026 01:33 PM (b4LBp)

70 Shame on you Ace! Here I've been responding to her tweets by calling her "Madame Nur" and she wouldn't have understood even if she actually read any of them. Will have to change to calling her "Madame Elmi" now.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 01:33 PM (lFFaq)

71 34 Afternoon Ace.
I understand the reasons that nations don't want to recognize Somaliland, specifically being worried about other breakaway regions in other nations. However recognizing Somaliland would potentially give us an "ally" in the area. The better reason to do it would be to piss off Omar and the rest of the Somali fraudsters
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Israel already has recognized Somaliland. And we should too. Simply put, colonial governments and borders in Africa and the Middle East were set up for Western purposes to govern and prevent other Western rival nations from access to resources but in a tribal and clan societies, it built in civil wars that have raged since the colonizers left.

Made worse by the Cold War and Islam. Diversity and proximity to each other are not a recipe for internal order of a state. Let Somaliland separate peaceably is my suggestion if they can make it stick.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)

72 Has there ever been a greater sucker nation than America? We're conned and fleeced by every grifter nation and grifting movement that ever came down the pike. Wasn't there a book and movie, "The Mouse That Roared" about some pipsqueak country that declares war on America to collect all the goodies once it surrenders?
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 19, 2026 01:33 PM (b4LBp)

We've been suckered by every politician we've ever elected as they've sold us up the river to line their own pockets decade after decade.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Doing her best Katharine Hepburn impersonation?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:31 PM (snZF9)

"Yoouuu're myyyy knniiighhttt in shinnninnnnng arrrrmorrrrrrr......."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

You are both going to Hell.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (DRSnL)

74 Omar is a real test for just HOW serious Trump is.

She should be prosecuted and deported but she is a key member of the leftist elite - untouchable normally.

But...they tried to arrest you Trump. Hell they tried to assassinate you twice. This isn't time to play nice.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)
*********
She'll be leading the charge to impeach Trump after the midterms. It will be nonstop for the rest of his presidency.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (NpAcC)

75 Come on, man! Fucking "Somaliland"? Why haven't I heard this place existed up until now? I kind of keep up with the news and shit...

And why am I suddenly thinking about National Lampoons Vacation????

Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm STILL Denny Crane. at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (dmDsy)

76 Genocidal Warlord
---------

Eh, everyone makes mistakes. It was a speako

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (dcz8F)

77 Shorter somaliland: we are not asshoe.

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (gWBY1)

78 Wasn't there a book and movie, "The Mouse That Roared" about some pipsqueak country that declares war on America to collect all the goodies once it surrenders?
Posted by: Ordinary American
=====
Yep. Think Peter Sellers was in the movie and there were a couple of sequel books, dunno about a sequel movie.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (E4rtv)

79 >>Similar differences across the Red Sea in Yemen

*Gulf of Aden

Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 01:35 PM (Y1sOo)

80
You are both going to Hell.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (DRSnL)

But it will be one hell of a ride!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

81 You are both going to Hell.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (DRSnL)

Not me. They're afraid I'll take over. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:35 PM (snZF9)

82 The question isn't how she got here illegally. The question is, who the fuck elected her to congress?

Do many of the Somalians who voted her into congress know she is the daughter of the warlord who killed many in their tribes?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (c232c)

83 The question isn't how she got here illegally. The question is, who the fuck elected her to congress?

IIRC her most important demographic is Karens...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (sKqQm)

84 You are both going to Hell.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (DRSnL)

But it will be one hell of a ride!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

I got a spare harley for you, we'll cruise there in style. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (snZF9)

85 Do many of the Somalians who voted her into congress know she is the daughter of the warlord who killed many in their tribes?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (c232c)

Seems this should be put up on billboards all over Minneapolis.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

86 I wonder if the Europeans will figure out if the Iran operation works out, how irrelevant they really are. Their own economies and societies are collapsing. This literally could be the death knell of European leftists. Of course it will probably be lost on the left that they're irrelevant

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 01:37 PM (YsPj+)

87
I got a spare harley for you, we'll cruise there in style. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (snZF9)

Sweeeet..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

88 81 You are both going to Hell.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (DRSnL)

Not me. They're afraid I'll take over. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:35 PM (snZF9)

Now that is a bad-ass answer!

Posted by: Satan at March 19, 2026 01:37 PM (dmDsy)

89 The term is "sold down the river." Down into Dixie. Uncle Tom was a slave in Kentucky and he was sold down the river.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 01:38 PM (d6BF2)

90 Where did the Elmi's go on their honeymoon?

She's the strangest looking human. I always see a cobra in a turban smirking, with her nostrils flaring.

I loved her cheerleader hand when she was yelling at President Trump during SCOTUS. A pitiful, wimpy attempt as a cheerleader and I should know.

She should return to Somolia and be queened as she's managed to bring in millions of her people to fraud the state of MN with pedo mouth Walz. Then money back to her homeland.

Maybe she had a wild affair with Walz (ok, becoming nauseous, will stop).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 01:38 PM (WONhk)

91 It is my believe that CNN has declared war against The United States and should be treated accordingly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:25 PM

I agree, but a threat assessment on Tater Stelter just came back as raucous laughter.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 01:39 PM (2ocoG)

92 The term is "sold down the river." Down into Dixie. Uncle Tom was a slave in Kentucky and he was sold down the river.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 01:38 PM (d6BF2)

Here I sit, corrected.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

93 The Duchy of Grand Fenwick.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 01:39 PM (d6BF2)

94
I loved her cheerleader hand when she was yelling at President Trump during SCOTUS. A pitiful, wimpy attempt as a cheerleader and I should know.

Catgirls > Cheerleaders > BroFo queen of Somalia

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

95
I agree, but a threat assessment on Tater Stelter just came back as raucous laughter.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 01:39 PM (2ocoG)

But, he's puttin' it to your bae! F*ckin' sex machine.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

96 She needs to be on the first plane out of here. But check her pockets before she boards.

Posted by: Elto Johnson at March 19, 2026 01:40 PM (azd0E)

97 >>> We took the kid to Somaliland one summer.
The rides were lame and parking was atrocious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

Camel out front should a told ya.

Somaliland should bring this back:
The Somaliland Camel Corps (SCC) was a camel riding British Colonial Auxiliary Forces unit which was raised in British Somaliland. It existed from 1914 until 1944.

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:40 PM (gWBY1)

98 It is funny the people that tell us Europe drawing borders in Africa is one of the primary causes of modern African disfunction are also opposed to break away regions like Somaliland.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

99 I do hope she goes to jail, or deported.
Posted by: runner

Put her in jail, then deport the jail.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (m/jDo)

100 Has there ever been a greater sucker nation than America? We're conned and fleeced by every grifter nation and grifting movement that ever came down the pike

—

Americans also makes money from this grift. Its the tax payers who get fucked. But 1/2 the country past no taxes and the other 1/2 is too busy working to notice. So American grifters happily steal the billions on behalf of foreigners and take a healthy percentage off the top for their service.

Posted by: Sucks But What Can You Do at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (ncC2j)

101 need a flaming Ilhan head in an elmo costume.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (n5tGW)

102 Before drop kicking her back to the sandpit, strip her and her brood of all the money they've stolen from us, the American taxpayers.

Not next week. Not tomorrow.

Now. By 2PM EDT.

Get on it DoJ.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (AkEZC)

103 @71 whig, agreed. The Somalis believe all three colonial Somalilands, the Ogaden region of Ethiopia and the Northern region of Kenya should be Somali run. Recognize Somaliland, which is relatively well run, in order to push back

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 01:42 PM (YsPj+)

104 We took the kid to Somaliland one summer.

The rides were lame and parking was atrocious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
......

plus the monorail was broke down.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 01:42 PM (UjdFS)

105 Somali names follow a patronymic system, where the structure is:

First name (personal name),
Father’s first name (middle name),
Paternal grandfather’s first name (last name).
For example: Ali Omar Elmi

Ali = personal name
Omar = father’s name
Elmi = paternal grandfather’s name

This format emphasizes patrilineal heritage and lineage. The last name is not a fixed family surname but rather the name of the grandfather, which changes with each generation. This is why siblings share the same second and third names, but the names of married parents and their children often differ. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 19, 2026 01:42 PM (4NO2D)

106 need a flaming Ilhan head in an elmo costume.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (n5tGW)

I'm sure Grok could handle that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

107 whig and no one of any consequence

The Duchy of Grand Fenwick saga, by an Irish author / reporter.

The Mouse that Roared
The Mouse on the Moon
The Mouse on Wall Street.

All entertaining.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:42 PM (u82oZ)

108 Has there ever been a greater sucker nation than America? We're conned and fleeced by every grifter nation and grifting movement that ever came down the pike

IN a traditional Empire a major power uses its military, diplomatic, and technological power to squeeze money out of weaker countries.

Somehow we do the opposite. We are the world's first anti-Empire.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM (sKqQm)

109 Eswatini > Somaliland

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM (UjdFS)

110 That stupid head wrap she's always wearing is hiding something.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM (IifOV)

111 Real Last Name is "Elmi," Changed to Hide the Fact That Her Father is a Genocidal Warlord
--------

He was known as Sickle Me Elmi

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM (dcz8F)

112 Arrest. Deport. Extradite.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 01:44 PM (n5tGW)

113 But, he's puttin' it to your bae! F*ckin' sex machine.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

GREAT video!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 01:44 PM (dmDsy)

114 That stupid head wrap she's always wearing is hiding something.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM (IifOV)

Lice or fleas at the very least.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 01:45 PM (n9ltV)

115 The question is, who the fuck elected her to congress?

Do many of the Somalians who voted her into congress know she is the daughter of the warlord who killed many in their tribes?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (c232c)

Her district is majority white and super progressive. The Somalis in her district were the ones sounding the alarm when she started campaigning. The white progressives told them to sit down and shut up.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2026 01:45 PM (lFFaq)

116 Oh well, I'm sure Ilhan is nothing like her father, right? Right? [Nervous laughter.]

Posted by: Tom "Low T" Tuppence, Moderate Democrat, Informed by CNN at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (qUkBO)

117 I see that the UK has decided to fine 4chan. Their response was to send a picture of a giant hamster.

https://is.gd/w795iC

Is Pixy missing any?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (S/Y4j)

118 >>> What's more, all populist parties around the world should be demanding an audit of their gold reserves (with spot checks for purity) -- yes, including Europe and the Anglosphere

That reminds me...whatever happened to those scientists that were all ooops we accidentally created gold in a lab? If I were a Bond villain or the head of a country, I'd kidnap them and steal the tech and replenish my gold reserves. And make myself some pretty gold jewelry.

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (gWBY1)

119 I wonder if the Europeans will figure out if the Iran operation works out, how irrelevant they really are. Their own economies and societies are collapsing. This literally could be the death knell of European leftists. Of course it will probably be lost on the left that they're irrelevant

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 01:37 PM (YsPj+)

Very well could be part of the plan. Trump seems to be doing a massive global shift/realignment. He's ripping off masks, exposing the assholes, invigorating oppressed people in western countries with leaders who spread their ass cheeks for islam, destroying a major islamic hemorrhoid and world sponsor of terrorism, and...and making our "supposed" military peers pause to stare at their flaccid meat.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (snZF9)

120 Is there any subject the Horde doesn't have experts on??

So impressive.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Want To Sleep With You All. At The Same Time. at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (dmDsy)

121 Arrest. Convict. Hang.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (d6BF2)

122 Would be nice if GOP reps start referring to her as Congressman Ilhan Elmi. Change her nameplate in the committee room, outside her office, all that. I would.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (Dv3i1)

123 That stupid head wrap she's always wearing is hiding something.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM (IifOV)

Kuato

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Is there any subject the Horde doesn't have experts on??

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Want To Sleep With You All. At The Same Time. at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (dmDsy)

Movies.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (dcz8F)

125 He was known as Sickle Me Elmi

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM

Slow clap.....Wonderful.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (IifOV)

126 News flash. The people who largely helped to get her elected are from the same clan.

Just goes to show you who we have been importing.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (cn09p)

127 61 I mean, who knew Elmo was a warlord, he seems like such a nice little guy on Sesame Street.

it's called "plausible deniability"

Posted by: elmo at March 19, 2026 01:48 PM (v3pYe)

128 If Mitch McConnell had an ounce of integrity and love for this country, he'd retire yesterday.

The Governor is a Democrat and, while there is a law saying that he'd have to appoint a Republican, he's said that he will ignore it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:48 PM (ExV1e)

129 Lt. Vincerman has just tweeted that he has seen the transcript Trump made to Somaliland where he demanded--8 times!--that the president of Somaliland manufacture dirt on Illan Omar!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 19, 2026 01:48 PM (HXT0k)

130 >>> That stupid head wrap she's always wearing is hiding something. Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM (IifOV)

To paraphrase mean girls: that's why her head wrap is so big, IT'S FULL OF SECRETS

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:48 PM (gWBY1)

131 That stupid head wrap she's always wearing is hiding something.
Posted by: Frank Barone
.......

It's NOT a tumah!

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 01:49 PM (UjdFS)

132 lol. It’s funny you don’t think the Somali community knows which clan people are from.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 19, 2026 01:49 PM (cn09p)

133 "[Ilhan's] actual real last name is "Elmi." Apparently her [warorld] father, Nur Elmi, began using the name "Omar" to hide his identity."

This reminds me of all the Anti-Semite Nazi rats at the end of World War II that took off for South America and changed their names. That a fraud like ilhan Is always calling Americans, whom she apparently despises, Nazis is behaving exactly like actual Anti-Semite Nazis is an example of molten hot irony. Odds on she also dipped her beak into the millions of dollars that were stolen in Minnesota. Maximum pressure until she gets deported.

Speaking of criminal Muslims here in the United States. I came across yesterday a case that involves murder, bigamy, theft, fraud, cheering for 9/11, and complaining that Sharia law should be used during the death penalty trial and sentencing. Islam is absolutely incompatible with Western societies.

https://is.gd/pnfIYs

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 19, 2026 01:49 PM (glnUu)

134 LizLem

That lab made gold took well over 1,000 times the money than mined gold. Gold is being extracted from sea water much easier.

This was a SF tale in Athur C. Clarkes Tales of the White Hart in the 1950s.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:49 PM (u82oZ)

135 107 whig and no one of any consequence

The Duchy of Grand Fenwick saga, by an Irish author / reporter.

The Mouse that Roared
The Mouse on the Moon
The Mouse on Wall Street.

All entertaining.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
-----
I read the Mouse that Roared and watched part of the movie. Once was enough as I preferred sci fi at that age when I read it. I think Grand Fenwick was based on Luxembourg. It would have had a different flavor if based on Andora, San Marino, or Lichtenstein. Looks like there was a sequel movie, based on the Moon book.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)

136 Kaitlan Collins has a dumb first name. More importantly, she is unfortunate looking. She kinda looks like the less attractive sister of Dylan Mulvaney.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 01:49 PM (1M0ma)

137 If Trump were to exit from NATO, those limp dicks in the EU would become, uh, worried?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (d6BF2)

138 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (S/Y4j)

The hamster is amusing, but the letter in response is fantastic!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (n9ltV)

139 Well, I hope that interview went well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (Zo6AB)

140 110 That stupid head wrap she's always wearing is hiding something.
___

Bomb. It's a bomb.

Posted by: African't at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (qUkBO)

141 Britain has become less free then Russia.

But remember Vlad is our enemy because he rules his country with an authoritarian fist

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

142 whig

Yes. Grand Fenwich was political fiction. Not SF.

I have all those books on a bookshelf in the other room.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:51 PM (u82oZ)

143 So I take it someone did something?

I don't know who's worse, Kaitlin or Ilhan.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2026 01:51 PM (AlhUl)

144 Apparently her father, Nur Elmi, began using the name "Omar" to hide his identity.
----------

To add insult to injury from Captain Genocidal Warlord, "Omar" means "flourishing" or "long lived".

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:51 PM (dcz8F)

145 128 If Mitch McConnell had an ounce of integrity and love for this country, he'd retire yesterday.

The Governor is a Democrat and, while there is a law saying that he'd have to appoint a Republican, he's said that he will ignore it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:48 PM (ExV1e)

=======

And even Mitch voted to start debate on the SAVE act.

I suspect he'd vote against the final passage, still, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:51 PM (Zo6AB)

146 The question is, who the fuck elected her to congress?

Do many of the Somalians who voted her into congress know she is the daughter of the warlord who killed many in their tribes?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 19, 2026 01:36 PM (c232c)

AWFLs. They're like Kim-Jung-Un-voting levels of the population in her district.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (G1ktt)

147
Just got here at 143 comments. I don't care what anyone else said, I have to say it:

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (n7rxJ)

148 146 AWFLs. They're like Kim-Jung-Un-voting levels of the population in her district.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (G1ktt)

======

Yup.

Her district is 60% white.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (Zo6AB)

149 She really is a hateful little bitch. Coming into this fine country then blathering constantly about how racist it is. For that alone she should be deported.

Posted by: Ripley at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (GUOwU)

150 Yep. Think Peter Sellers was in the movie and there were a couple of sequel books, dunno about a sequel movie.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (E4rtv)

"The Mouse Goes to the Moon" I think.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (InJki)

151 >>> That stupid head wrap she's always wearing is hiding something. Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM (IifOV)

To paraphrase mean girls: that's why her head wrap is so big, IT'S FULL OF SECRETS

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:48 PM (gWBY1)

Its a diaper, its full of shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (snZF9)

152 Is there any subject the Horde doesn't have experts on??

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Want To Sleep With You All. At The Same Time. at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (dmDsy)

Movies.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (dcz8F)

I really wish there was a place on the internet you could go to for serious, no nonsense reviews of films, past and present, with in depth discussions about directors and their style.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

153 150 Yep. Think Peter Sellers was in the movie and there were a couple of sequel books, dunno about a sequel movie.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:34 PM (E4rtv)

======

*Freedom of Speech by Rockwell meme*

Peter Sellers wasn't that funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zo6AB)

154 Ever notice -

Republican votes fail by 1 - or Failure Theater

Democrats votes pass by 1 - or Success Theater

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (dcz8F)

155
At this point Mitch McConnell is Captain Pike who signals "Yes" or "No" through 2 beeps or 1 beep.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (IifOV)

156
Its a diaper, its full of shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:52 PM (snZF9)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

157 152 Movies.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (dcz8F)

I really wish there was a place on the internet you could go to for serious, no nonsense reviews of films, past and present, with in depth discussions about directors and their style.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

======

So do I.

Maybe Hot Air.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zo6AB)

158 124 Is there any subject the Horde doesn't have experts on??

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Want To Sleep With You All. At The Same Time. at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (dmDsy)

Movies.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:47 PM (dcz8F)

WOW! There's a shot out of nowhere!!!

LOL

Posted by: Denny Crane - But What Did He Mean By That? at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (dmDsy)

159 whig

In the book, the fictional Grand Fenwick was opposite Liechtenstein, i.e. between France and Switzerland.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (u82oZ)

160 To paraphrase mean girls: that's why her head wrap is so big, IT'S FULL OF SECRETS
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 01:48 PM (gWBY1)

it is "tumescent", even.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (rbvCR)

161 Omar’s district is 60% white, 17% black. Even if the entire 17% is Somalis it’s not enough to carry her.

The people who elected her are AWFLs and Soy boys by and large.

Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 01:54 PM (wK9ty)

162 So do I.

Maybe Hot Air.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zo6AB)

I've heard their Art Thread is something to behold.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

163 Damn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

164 I really wish there was a place on the internet you could go to for serious, no nonsense reviews of films, past and present, with in depth discussions about directors and their style.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM

I would almost certainly Like and Subscribe.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:55 PM (4NO2D)

165 162 I've heard their Art Thread is something to behold.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

CBD often recommends it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:55 PM (Zo6AB)

166 Britain has become less free then Russia.

But remember Vlad is our enemy because he rules his country with an authoritarian fist

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

That's a good point. And it breaks my heart as I've always admired British history as they basically civilized the world. Heck, the main reason Somaliland is civilized - as opposed to its savage neighbor - is because it was run by the British.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 19, 2026 01:55 PM (aaLaB)

167 We took the kid to Somaliland one summer.

The rides were lame and parking was atrocious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
......

plus the monorail was broke down.
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 01:42 PM

Mujahi out front should told ya.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 01:55 PM (Wnv9h)

168 I really wish there was a place on the internet you could go to for serious, no nonsense reviews of films, past and present, with in depth discussions about directors and their style.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

ME TOO!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 01:55 PM (dmDsy)

169 Leave her alone! She was fleeing a war-torn nation!

Posted by: Germans Who Fled to Argentina at March 19, 2026 01:56 PM (zG4BR)

170 Almost.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:56 PM (4NO2D)

171 But remember Vlad is our enemy because he rules his country with an authoritarian fist
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

And he is also KGB, and you just can't trust those people.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 01:56 PM (rbvCR)

172 We took the kid to Somaliland one summer.

The rides were lame and parking was atrocious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

A theme park with no food

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:56 PM (dcz8F)

173 ot:I haven't seen Whackin' Pete here in quite a while, but I don't remember him as being such a prissy twat... maybe some troll is socking him?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

Used to be you'd wonder what some random jagoff was typing about? Then where he was pulling it from? Now is it a Pete or a ChatPete?

Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (FhXTo)

174
The Somalis believe all three colonial Somalilands, the Ogaden region of Ethiopia and the Northern region of Kenya should be Somali run.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 01:42 PM (YsPj+)

As noted in the epilogue to Mark Bowden's book, those stupid savages still think that the world is intensely interested in every drive by shooting and RPG shot in Mogadishu, 20+ years after the whole Blackhawk Down incident.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (y9nCu)

175 She’s the STD that keeps you clapping.

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (I5PGv)

176
The movie "Duel" directed by Spielberg is close to the perfect movie.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (IifOV)

177 169 Leave her alone! She was fleeing a war-torn nation!
Posted by: Germans Who Fled to Argentina at March 19, 2026 01:56 PM (zG4BR)

Or Brazil!

Posted by: Aldoph H. - You Only Get The First Initial! at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (dmDsy)

178 CBD mentioned Dave in Fla earlier.

Where's he been? I mean, other than Fla?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

179 Time to update the official list of

Allies of the United States of America:

Old list:
United Kingdom
all nations in the European Union and NATO
Canada

Cross those off.

New list:
Republic of Somaliland
Cuba (soon)
Venezuela (soon)
Iran (soon)

Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Av6i5)

180 This is a very detailed recap of Omar's past and family ties by David Steinberg on the Powerline site.

https://tinyurl.com/yzhde8er

Posted by: beckster at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (I7J98)

181 Kaitlan Collins has a dumb first name. More importantly, she is unfortunate looking. She kinda looks like the less attractive sister of Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 01:49 PM (1M0ma)

Try Kaitlin Calimain. She is not unfortunate looking.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (wVcYX)

182 >>>Is there any subject the Horde doesn't have experts on??

And a few are experts on everything. Just ask them.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 01:58 PM (Y1sOo)

183 She’s the STD that keeps you clapping.
Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (I5PGv)

Clap On. Clap Off. The Clap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

184 103 @71 whig, agreed. The Somalis believe all three colonial Somalilands, the Ogaden region of Ethiopia and the Northern region of Kenya should be Somali run. Recognize Somaliland, which is relatively well run, in order to push back
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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We simply need to recognize that people are not widgets and come with their own complicated stories, tribes, clans, etc. and the borders and countries need to coincide with the preexisting societies and culture. Thus, S. Sudan and Sudan, Eritea and Ethiopia, etc. etc.

Trump initially chastised Israel for recognizing Somaliland and then had second thoughts. My guess is State Dept and ngo types were reacting in horror that a dysfunctional Somalia might suddenly become less so (at least in Somaliland area).

Indicates Trump is not beholden to the NGO and State Dept. mafia in that he reconsidered his original statements and walked them back when informed.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)

185 Very well could be part of the plan. Trump seems to be doing a massive global shift/realignment. He's ripping off masks, exposing the assholes, invigorating oppressed people in western countries with leaders who spread their ass cheeks for islam, destroying a major islamic hemorrhoid and world sponsor of terrorism, and...and making our "supposed" military peers pause to stare at their flaccid meat.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 01:46 PM (snZF9)

I was reliably informed, in the previous thread, that this means the GOP is doomed in the midterms and we should prepare for our glorious socialist overlords.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:58 PM (ExV1e)

186 Omar went to synagogues in her district and swore she would work for the Jews in her district. Swearsies. Apparently many believed her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 01:58 PM (YsPj+)

187 >>>Is there any subject the Horde doesn't have experts on??

And a few are experts on everything. Just ask them.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 01:58 PM

Admittedly, I was wrong once. I thought that I had made a mistake but it turned out that I hadn't.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM (4NO2D)

188 173 ot:I haven't seen Whackin' Pete here in quite a while, but I don't remember him as being such a prissy twat... maybe some troll is socking him?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

Used to be you'd wonder what some random jagoff was typing about? Then where he was pulling it from? Now is it a Pete or a ChatPete?
Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (FhXTo)

Who knew you could get STD* from jackin' it?

Posted by: *Severe Trump Derangement at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM (TbWk/)

189 185 I was reliably informed, in the previous thread, that this means the GOP is doomed in the midterms and we should prepare for our glorious socialist overlords.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 01:58 PM (ExV1e)

=======

Cut to day after election day 2026:

Dems gain 7 House seats. Senate doesn't change composition.

"We told you this would be worse than 2018!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM (Zo6AB)

190 So George Santos gets expelled from Congress for lying about his background (check), fraud (check), and money laundering (pretty much check)...

yet this woman gets to just go on being...

seems about right.

Posted by: kotter at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM (MaKux)

191 Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

Used to be you'd wonder what some random jagoff was typing about? Then where he was pulling it from? Now is it a Pete or a ChatPete?
Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (FhXTo)

Last thread, people opined that was really The Whacker... he wasn't memorable enough to me to be able to tell one way or the other...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM (dmDsy)

192 That stupid head wrap she's always wearing is hiding something.

Well, we know what it's not hiding.

Posted by: Average IQ of 67 at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (Pu/zx)

193 3 ot:I haven't seen Whackin' Pete here in quite a while, but I don't remember him as being such a prissy twat... maybe some troll is socking him?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

Hate to be a broken record (just kidding that's pretty much all I am), but the reason you haven't seen him here is he shot his mouth off about how Trump was a big loser for all of 2016 then when Trump won, he magically disappeared without a shred of contrition. Came back when we "lost" in 2020. Not when we won in 2024 though. And now that there's a war he's back because he was actually right all along you just couldn't see it.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (dcz8F)

194 Who knew you could get STD* from jackin' it?
Posted by: *Severe Trump Derangement at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM (TbWk/)

*thumbs up emoji*

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (dmDsy)

195 Posted by: kotter at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM

Welcome back!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (Wnv9h)

196 178 CBD mentioned Dave in Fla earlier.

Where's he been? I mean, other than Fla?
Posted by: Sponge
======
He got a lot of shit over his election posts here by black pillers and had a challenging job. I seem to recall also mentions of corporate crap affecting that job versus perhaps retiring.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (E4rtv)

197
Didn't Illhan Omar have a couple of 80's hits under the name Sade Adu?

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (IifOV)

198 Kaitlin Collins is not quite as sexy as a stomach pump and far less useful.

Her eyebrows look like two waxing strips ripped from a Samsquanch's ballsack.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (iFmuQ)

199 151 >>> That stupid head wrap she's always wearing is hiding something. Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 01:43 PM (IifOV)

I saw a photo once in the past, and think it was real but who knows?

Wispy clumps of armpit hair, super glued in random patches on her head. Probably armpit hair from a rando trans or hobo.

Think a squirrel with mange for comparison, and the squirrle looks better.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (WONhk)

200 Said before, George Santos lied to everyone except his constituents.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (KAw7u)

201 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Just for the record at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (Jt2TP)

202 Hate to be a broken record (just kidding that's pretty much all I am), but the reason you haven't seen him here is he shot his mouth off about how Trump was a big loser for all of 2016 then when Trump won, he magically disappeared without a shred of contrition. Came back when we "lost" in 2020. Not when we won in 2024 though. And now that there's a war he's back because he was actually right all along you just couldn't see it.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (dcz8F)

That explains it all! Thanks, ..., for your most excellent memory!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (dmDsy)

203 193 3 ot:I haven't seen Whackin' Pete here in quite a while, but I don't remember him as being such a prissy twat... maybe some troll is socking him?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

=======
Ellipsis is correct in his history.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)

204 something will /i] happen !

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (GD0B3)

205 ....
201 Nothing will happen.
*****
word

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (g6E3h)

206 From the previous Thread:

His keyboard would get so sticky, he could no longer post here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:01 PM

Are we not a blog of socks?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (0sNs1)

207 Maybe Hot Air.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Zo6AB)

I've heard their Art Thread is something to behold.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

I haven't been to HA since they got rid of the cheerleader thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (ExV1e)

208 98 It is funny the people that tell us Europe drawing borders in Africa is one of the primary causes of modern African disfunction are also opposed to break away regions like Somaliland.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

Truth as scam patter. They want to grift off White Guilt, then pivot before anyone realizes they just admitted that Diversity + Proximity = War.

Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (Sy6m/)

209 chucky in hospital?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUOjjhuxFkM

Posted by: baby bear at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (R11M+)

210 Think a squirrel with mange for comparison, and the squirrle looks better.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Meets Ace level of cruelty and spice in that post. Well done.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (E4rtv)

211 something will /i] happen !
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM

Indeed.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (4NO2D)

212 @148

>>Her district is 60% white.

So that means it’s 40% non-white.

So you don’t need that many awfls to cross over to elect her.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (sj2IU)

213 Ilhan in her little cattle turban still looks like a shit-flavored Lollypop.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (iFmuQ)

214 "... a couple of 80's hits under the name Sade Adu?"

----

Don't have to ask.
She's a Smooth Operator.

Posted by: LA to Chicago at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (Jt2TP)

215
Omar is a real test for just HOW serious Trump is.

Posted by: 18-1

================

Is it Trump, or is it the DoJ? Or DoS?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (n7rxJ)

216 So George Santos gets expelled from Congress for lying about his background (check), fraud (check), and money laundering (pretty much check)...

yet this woman gets to just go on being...

seems about right.

Posted by: kotter at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM (MaKux)

Which is another reason that I hate the Republican Party so much. Almost more than the Democrats - who communist animals that they are - are at least honest about it.

The best term I've ever heard to describe them is 'petting zoo Republicans'. And I despise them for it.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (aaLaB)

217 "And he is also KGB, and you just can't trust those people."

Spanburger, elected in VA, was CIA, how's that working so far? About as I expected.

(I wish I could have worked in a couple more comma's)

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (cS1cw)

218 Are we not a blog of socks?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM

Special socks.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (4NO2D)

219 206 From the previous Thread:

His keyboard would get so sticky, he could no longer post here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 01:01 PM

Are we not a blog of socks?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (0sNs1)

Does anyone here recognize the phrase "Patrol Sock"?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (dmDsy)

220 Didn't we know this? Seems like we knew this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:04 PM (zZu0s)

221 >>Her district is 60% white.

So that means it’s 40% non-white.

This sounds suspiciously like math.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 02:05 PM (1M0ma)

222 212 @148

>>Her district is 60% white.

So that means it’s 40% non-white.

So you don’t need that many awfls to cross over to elect her.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (sj2IU)

=====

She won her last race with 74% of the vote.

She's not getting a few.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:05 PM (Zo6AB)

223 Truth as scam patter. They want to grift off White Guilt, then pivot before anyone realizes they just admitted that Diversity + Proximity = War.
Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM (Sy6m/)

Slow bubbling resentments and ethnic clashes that can be spun up into a war are the most important things for the global elite. They can sell arms, get cheap resources, overwhelm "allies" with refugees, play the insurance market, and distract from the current scandal. Also the papers and the TV get all the war news to fill out their daily needs.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:05 PM (rbvCR)

224 Hate to be a broken record (just kidding that's pretty much all I am), but the reason you haven't seen him here is he shot his mouth off about how Trump was a big loser for all of 2016 then when Trump won, he magically disappeared without a shred of contrition. Came back when we "lost" in 2020. Not when we won in 2024 though. And now that there's a war he's back because he was actually right all along you just couldn't see it.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (dcz8F)

Looks like Pete has developed near-AmishDude "I am Churchill on the floor of Parliament warning you about Nazi Germany" levels of TDS.

Posted by: AD really did say that by the way at March 19, 2026 02:05 PM (TbWk/)

225
Now that JD Vance is in charge of the fraud investigation, we should see some results, no ?
Posted by: runner

================

Is that really happening? Since when?

By the way, whaddaya mean "investigation"? The evidence is lying on the ground in plain sight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 02:05 PM (n7rxJ)

226 Didn't Illhan Omar have a couple of 80's hits under the name Sade Adu?
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (IifOV)

Sade is Nigerian.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:06 PM (ExV1e)

227 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: Just for the record at March 19, 2026 02:01 PM (Jt2TP)

Of course nothing will. She's a ruling class millionaire with dark skin and a vagina.

But a guy can dream. Of her being being lashed to a post somewhere in the horn of Africa and shocked with electric wires by some twelve-toed homunculus whose tribe hates her father.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 02:06 PM (BI5O2)

228 up ya nose with a rubba hose (thanks)

195 Posted by: kotter at March 19, 2026 01:59 PM

Welcome back!

Posted by: kotter at March 19, 2026 02:06 PM (MaKux)

229 Does anyone here recognize the phrase "Patrol Sock"?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM

Sounds like a Navy thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 02:07 PM (Wnv9h)

230 218 Are we not a blog of socks?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:02 PM

Special socks.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (4NO2D)

Jerk socks.

Posted by: Stand 'em up in the corner at March 19, 2026 02:07 PM (TbWk/)

231 Didn't Elmo live in a trash can?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 02:07 PM (pZ64F)

232 What ever happened to the guy that sprayed BroFo with vinegar?

The fact this isn't still a major news item tells me one of the following:

He did it to help her
He did it because she isn't leftwing enough
He is complete loony tunes

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)

233 Not when we won in 2024 though. And now that there's a war he's back because he was actually right all along you just couldn't see it.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:00 PM (dcz8F)

To be fair, he was mostly the nic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (zZu0s)

234 Is that really happening? Since when?

By the way, whaddaya mean "investigation"? The evidence is lying on the ground in plain sight.

==

Since Trump signed and executive order pacing him in charge, and doing a big speech about it in the Oval Office. Any questions you have, please to forward to anti-Fraud Federal Task force headed by JD Vance !

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (GD0B3)

235 Sounds like a Navy thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 02:07 PM (Wnv9h)

Yup.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (dmDsy)

236 >Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Just for the record
----

well-played

Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (ZxPkt)

237 232 What ever happened to the guy that sprayed BroFo with vinegar?

The fact this isn't still a major news item tells me one of the following:

He did it to help her
He did it because she isn't leftwing enough
He is complete loony tunes
---------------
It was an external douche refresher.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (pZ64F)

238 231.

He was Oscar the Grouch's fluffer.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (iFmuQ)

239 the other part of Somalia was ran by Italy as a colony. Italy was crappy about running its African empire.
Posted by: whig

Wait. You're sayin' the Eye-talians aren't the best at organizing????

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (diia5)

240 @221

>> This sounds suspiciously like math.

Well, if you get 75-90pct of the non-white block voting for her as is typical for democrats in general and you get anywhere from a spilt to 60 pct of the white voting block voting against, she wins with those numbers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (DC7Uw)

241 Didn't Elmo live in a trash can?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 02:07 PM (pZ64F)

No, Elmo had no fixed abode, so was considered a "street muppet". In fact he was lower in status than Snuffleupagus who lived in an alleyway.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (rbvCR)

242
Sade is Nigerian.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:06 PM (ExV1e)

That bish fell asleep backstage with orders NOT to be DISTURBED.

Made me listen to the f*cking Digable Planets for 2 f*cking hours before she finally graced us with her presence.

Pure. Torture.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

243 Bert and Ernie are gay.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (4NO2D)

244 What ever happened to the guy that sprayed BroFo with vinegar?
--------

Was it balslamic vinegar?

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (dcz8F)

245 Sade has real talent.

Ilham just has a criminal talent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (PqZeM)

246 Golf sock.

Posted by: It's an Air Force thing at March 19, 2026 02:10 PM (Jt2TP)

247 Wait ... did that need a spoiler warning?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:10 PM (4NO2D)

248 the other part of Somalia was ran by Italy as a colony. Italy was crappy about running its African empire.
Posted by: whig

Wait. You're sayin' the Eye-talians aren't the best at organizing????
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (diia5)

Next thing he'll be saying is that Germans aren't the best at lovemaking.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 02:10 PM (wVcYX)

249 (I wish I could have worked in a couple more comma's)

Commas are a punctuation which may be freely used. Apostrophes, on the other hand, are required to be used correctly. Take a moment and think about what you've done.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:11 PM (ExV1e)

250
I hate that we're importing other people's conflicts, but I was kind of tickled when that skinny balloon-head lost his Congressional bid and Ilhan absolutely went OFF on Somali voters, blamed some tribe for the whole fiasco. Shouted that they should have united over this vote and left their tribal fights at home lolololol.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 02:11 PM (n7rxJ)

251 Does anyone here recognize the phrase "Patrol Sock"?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (dmDsy)

If we did, would we admit it?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:11 PM (ExV1e)

252 That bish fell asleep backstage with orders NOT to be DISTURBED.

Made me listen to the f*cking Digable Planets for 2 f*cking hours before she finally graced us with her presence.

Pure. Torture.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

You must have been with someone you really, really wanted to bang.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (DRSnL)

253 Does anyone here recognize the phrase "Patrol Sock"?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM

AKA "Cruise Sock".

Useful in relieving DSB.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (0sNs1)

254 249 (I wish I could have worked in a couple more comma's)

Commas are a punctuation which may be freely used. Apostrophes, on the other hand, are required to be used correctly. Take a moment and think about what you've done.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:11 PM (ExV1e)

You are, or were, an English teacher, correct?

lol

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (dmDsy)

255 243 Bert and Ernie are gay.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (4NO2D)

[A]n asshole is somebody who looks at two muppets doing something totally normal for muppets and decides that it represents homosexuality and then thinks that publicly saying that is somehow edgy and clever.

Posted by: TBF Sesame Street has become kinda gay at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (TbWk/)

256 France names their new carrier Free France.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (PqZeM)

257 Elmo is the one with pronoun problems. And I don't mean that in a tranny way.
"Elmo thinks Big Bird should come with Elmo to the store." STOP IT! USE SOME DAMN PRONOUNS!

Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (zG4BR)

258 Fantastic immigration vetting process we have here.

Ok, name?
Ummm....Adolph..Umm I mean Andy... Andy....uh... Horter.
Ok...Andy Horter. Profession?
Hmmm...unemployed I suppose.
Ok...fine. What's with the catipillar mustache?
(shrugs)
Not important. Allergies?
JEWS!!! i mean...juice. Orange juice.
Medical conditions.
Well....I'm missing a testicle.

Posted by: Orson at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (dIske)

259 Pure. Torture.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
====

Fela Kuti did that to us once in Berkeley. He was having dinner, they told us.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (RIvkX)

260 Wait. You're sayin' the Eye-talians aren't the best at organizing????
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2026 02:08 PM (diia5)

Which is kind of hilariously sad, when you think about it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (zZu0s)

261 Idiocracy has now changed from cult hit comedy movie to prophecy to

Best Case Scenario

Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (iFmuQ)

262 Posted by: TBF Sesame Street has become kinda gay at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM

Man, I wish I was day drinking too.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (4NO2D)

263 "Well, John Wick has killed literally hundreds of highly trained killers for the past few weeks, but I'm gonna manage it now because I put on a hot track."
-lord, I hate these movies

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (Zo6AB)

264 "And he is also KGB, and you just can't trust those people."

Spanburger, elected in VA, was CIA, how's that working so far? About as I expected.

(I wish I could have worked in a couple more comma's)

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM (cS1cw)

Use my method, just toss them in where ever you feel like it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 02:14 PM (snZF9)

265
Any questions you have, please to forward to anti-Fraud Federal Task force headed by JD Vance !
Posted by: runner

===============

Is there any way we can convince him that Ilhan is against eyeliner?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 02:14 PM (n7rxJ)

266 We took the kid to Somaliland one summer.

The rides were lame and parking was atrocious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

A theme park with no food
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 01:56 PM (dcz8F)

About those corn dogs...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 19, 2026 02:14 PM (nbLIj)

267 Elmo is the one with pronoun problems. And I don't mean that in a tranny way.
"Elmo thinks Big Bird should come with Elmo to the store." STOP IT! USE SOME DAMN PRONOUNS!
Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (zG4BR)

I always liked Elmo as Paul Atreides: "Elmo no want to put hand in box"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:14 PM (rbvCR)

268 Next thing he'll be saying is that Germans aren't the best at lovemaking.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 02:10 PM (wVcYX)

I thought the German's true passion was ad lib comedy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:14 PM (ExV1e)

269 Anyways I thought Grover had more depth as a character.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:14 PM (rbvCR)

270 Man, I wish I was day drinking too.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Bodka. No smell. You can even do it atwerk.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (EHbhi)

271 Is this real ?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ikngUTvrswg

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (RHGPo)

272 "Well, John Wick has killed literally hundreds of highly trained killers for the past few weeks, but I'm gonna manage it now because I put on a hot track."
-lord, I hate these movies
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (Zo6AB)

I don't remember that from John Wick. Probably best that there was only one movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (zZu0s)

273 You are, or were, an English teacher, correct?

lol
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (dmDsy)

Fuck no. I can't punctuate for shit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

274 Cut to day after election day 2026:

Dems gain 7 House seats. Senate doesn't change composition.

"We told you this would be worse than 2018!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Lot of weird shit in the 2026 election zeitgeist. Lot of redistricting, Democrats having a popularity rating in the toilet with the GOP rating slightly better, the war going on, and a hardening of public attitudes on a lot of issues.

And some shoes to drop on elections, the Russia Russia grand juries, massive fraud being exposed in state after state, and the increased scrutiny of Act Blue, Win Red, and their smurfing ways.

Trump also has the weird divergence that Billy Jeff showed in his second term where a lot of the disapproval is over the person rather than the policies. So the traditional presidential approval ratings include respondents that like Trump's policies but not the man himself for whatever reason--morals, propriety, etc.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (E4rtv)

275
You must have been with someone you really, really wanted to bang.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (DRSnL)

That's gross.

I took my mom as she LOVED her voice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

276 272 I don't remember that from John Wick. Probably best that there was only one movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (zZu0s)

=======

These sequels made stupid money. I don't get it.

They're boring as fuck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (Zo6AB)

277 178 CBD mentioned Dave in Fla earlier.

Where's he been? I mean, other than Fla?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Haven't seen him since the 2024 elections. I expect he will come back for 2026 election season. Very good insight.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 19, 2026 02:16 PM (y171U)

278 Brent Crude Oil Last Day Financ (BZ=F)

102.79 -0.13 (-0.13%)
As of 2:06:03 PM EDT. Market Open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 19, 2026 02:16 PM (4NO2D)

279 France names their new carrier Free France.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (PqZeM)

I thought I read it wouldn't be operational for another 10 years. Its supposed to make the US envious. Right, in 10 years we'll have floating death stars, and they'll have that thing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 02:16 PM (snZF9)

280 275
You must have been with someone you really, really wanted to bang.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (DRSnL)

That's gross.

I took my mom as she LOVED her voice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Ziss iz interesting, ja? Tell me more.

Posted by: Sigmund Freud, high on coke at March 19, 2026 02:16 PM (TbWk/)

281 277 178 CBD mentioned Dave in Fla earlier.

Where's he been? I mean, other than Fla?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Haven't seen him since the 2024 elections. I expect he will come back for 2026 election season. Very good insight.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 19, 2026 02:16 PM (y171U)

=====

He was an X account. Doesn't post much, but he's still alive, at least:

https://x.com/Dave_in_Fla

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (Zo6AB)

282 263.

Re: John Wick

Remember to include at least ten minutes of sweaty electronic music dancing scenes full of surly-looking people who all look like they have VD.

It must be in Keanu's contract for every movie.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (iFmuQ)

283 Crude Oil Apr 26 (CL=F)

94.98 -0.48 (-0.50%)
As of 2:06:53 PM EDT. Market Open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (4NO2D)

284
Fantastic immigration vetting process we have here.

Posted by: Orson

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Pretty much like our processes for getting funding for government-support services apparently. Also voter registration. Basically everything except tax filing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (n7rxJ)

285 Does anyone here recognize the phrase "Patrol Sock"?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:03 PM

Also, only NUBs and Coners would recognize the phrase. Nukes are too pure of heart to know about such things.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (0sNs1)

286 Idiocracy has now changed from cult hit comedy movie to prophecy to

Best Case Scenario

Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:13 PM (iFmuQ)

Why I keep saying people said it was a documentary when it turns out it was a fantasy.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:18 PM (dcz8F)

287 278 Brent Crude Oil Last Day Financ (BZ=F)

102.79 -0.13 (-0.13%)
As of 2:06:03 PM EDT. Market Open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 19, 2026 02:16 PM (4NO2D)

=====

Imagine if Trump barred oil exports. What would the WTI price be then?

What would Brent in Europe be?

Trump can fuck Europe over...a lot. And I'm not really sure they realize it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:18 PM (Zo6AB)

288
These sequels made stupid money. I don't get it.

They're boring as fuck.

I suspect half the appeal is having Lawrence Fishburne and Ian McShane just act "cool"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:18 PM (sKqQm)

289 257 Elmo is the one with pronoun problems. And I don't mean that in a tranny way.
"Elmo thinks Big Bird should come with Elmo to the store." STOP IT! USE SOME DAMN PRONOUNS!
Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM
____

Bob Dole's not sure what Bob Dole thinks about this piece of legislation, but you can be damn sure when Bob Dole makes up Bob Dole's mind Bob Dole will tell you.

Posted by: Bob Dole at March 19, 2026 02:18 PM (Jt2TP)

290 Nood. MAGA turmoil.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:18 PM (ExV1e)

291 Remember to include at least ten minutes of sweaty electronic music dancing scenes full of surly-looking people who all look like they have VD.

That's my jam

Posted by: Wesley Snipes adjusting his sunglasses at March 19, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)

292 Kaitlan Collins is convinced she is hot, when she is absolutely not.

Didn't she start out on as a conservative then switched to the dark side for the $$$?

I laugh when Trump blows her off during pressers.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 19, 2026 02:19 PM (y171U)

293 Sequels that make stupid money? Tell me more!

Posted by: Ian Ziering at March 19, 2026 02:19 PM (wVcYX)

294 We should build an exact replica of "Free France" and name it 'We Did And You're Welcome"

Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (Y1sOo)

295 If we weren't importing all these Somalis, think how few daycares and hospices we'd have. Literally millions would close overnight.

Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (zG4BR)

296 Bodka. No smell. You can even do it atwerk.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (EHbhi)

Don't forget about Hennigans!

The No-Smell, No-Tell Scotch.

Posted by: Kramer at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (dmDsy)

297 An apostophe is an uptown comma.

Those and semicolons give me problems.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (cS1cw)

298 You know what happens to women who've had their clits removed?

They focus on graft.

She should be angry with Islam for that. But then again, if she never had a orgasm, she would never know what she is missing.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (d6BF2)

299 We love our colons.

Posted by: The media at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (Jt2TP)

300 Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (dmDsy)

Fuck no. I can't punctuate for shit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

Well then, nice catch on that inappropriate use of the apostrophe!

Posted by: Kramer at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (dmDsy)

301 281 277 178 CBD mentioned Dave in Fla earlier.
Where's he been?

=====
He was an X account. Doesn't post much, but he's still alive, at least:

https://x.com/Dave_in_Fla
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (Zo6AB)

Good to hear.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (y171U)

302 Do many of the Somalians who voted her into congress know she is the daughter of the warlord who killed many in their tribes?
Posted by: The Whine Guy

Most of them are probably also from clans that were doing the genociding.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (a+4eV)

303 My appreciation of PDT just went up even higher. His masterful nut crushing of the euroweeines is a thing of legend. No support, no problem, no oil. BLAM.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (+nEug)

304 If Trump were to exit from NATO, those limp dicks in the EU would become, uh, worried?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 01:50 PM (d6BF2)

It wouldn't take long for one Euro country to decide to arm up as part of an agreement with the others. Then the others would see another sucker in the making but instead of leeching off a new host would soon find themselves under the thumb of that country.
Europe at war with Europe in under a decade.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (zafwz)

305 It wouldn't take long for one Euro country to decide to arm up as part of an agreement with the others. Then the others would see another sucker in the making but instead of leeching off a new host would soon find themselves under the thumb of that country.
Europe at war with Europe in under a decade.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (zafwz)

The EU has been at war with several member states for years for all practical purposes. Poland for refusing immigration, Hungary ditto. If they'd had an army they would have sent it in.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (8avO+)

306 Trying to revoke the naturalized citizenship of a sitting Member of Congress for fraud and then deporting her would be a legal circus.
I'd pay.money to.see that; sell.me a ticket.

Posted by: buddhaha at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (8snZr)

307 279 France names their new carrier Free France.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 02:12 PM (PqZeM)

Is Greta the captain? Is it run on wind? Probably slaves in the hold with oars.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (WONhk)

308 France names their new carrier Free France.

Posted by: Anna Puma

I guess it's aspirational.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (+aCiK)

309 Confiscate her bank account, arrest and deport everybody in her phone and email contact lists, and deport her. Or woodchipper.

Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 19, 2026 02:58 PM (ue8ck)

310 GET

OUT

Posted by: melodicmetal at March 19, 2026 03:12 PM (61TgR)

311 I was wondering how long we were going to let the obvious turd keep floating in the punchbowl

Everything this woman has said and done is anti American

Infact, she can take that Barry Sotero fuck with her

Posted by: melodicmetal at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (61TgR)

312 Always blaming the sock for the fungus caused by the shoe

Posted by: Desinex at March 19, 2026 03:44 PM (jrgJz)

313 Ah Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This proves Trump lied about Goat F**ker Omar and Gang !

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 19, 2026 04:24 PM (q0FlQ)

314 Ilhan Omar? Democrats, RINOs, and Republicans looking the other way as hard as they can, just like they've been doing. Why is it taking so long to sort out her $30 million?

Posted by: Wofus at March 19, 2026 04:31 PM (CNa+A)

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