Lefty Influencer, TikTok Revolutionary, and AOC-Style "Palestinian-American" Kat Aboogabooga Suffers Humiliating Loss in Illinois Democrat Congressional Primary

You may not have heard of Kat Aboogabooga, aka "Kat Abughazaleh." She is one of the new breed of post-AOC Pro-Invasionary Democrat Socialist, the type that no longer hides her desire for authoritarian Soviet communism or simple hatred of America, Christians, and white people, but announces it straight up and then pauses for applause with a gum-smacking grin.

If you are unfamiliar with her work, see the beginning of this Black Conservative Perspective where she pops off with one Grinning Idiot communist take after another.

She ran to be the Democrat nominee for an Illinois congressional seat. She #MeToo'd her opponent, who had been a professor who had once dated a student.

She... lost. 29% to 26%. (It was a multicandidate field.)

Progressive influencer Kat Abughazaleh's bid for election to Congress failed Tuesday after Democratic primary voters opted for Evanston Mayor Daniel Biss.
Biss' victory came only hours after his campaign confirmed the mayor had a relationship with a former student while working as a professor at the University of Chicago in 2004.
Abughazaleh, who formerly worked for left-wing organization Media Matters in conducting opposition research against conservative outlets, was one of 15 Democrats jockeying to succeed retiring Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.) in the Land of Lincoln's 9th District, which covers parts of Chicago and its northwestern suburbs.
The 26-year-old also known as Kat Abu achieved minor online infamy for a series of stunts -- including getting herself arrested and charged with conspiracy to impede Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) vehicles during a September 2025 demonstration in Broadview, Ill.
She received about 26% of the vote compared to Biss' 30% support when the Associated Press called the race just after 10:35 p.m. ET.

Now, the guy who beat her isn't really a pedophile or anything. The student he dated was only, he says, "5 or 6 years younger" than he was and they didn't date until after she was out of his class. And he claims the affair was short-lived and only involved kissing.

But still, when a radical communist loses to a guy smeared as a #MeToo Child Molester, well, maybe AOC-style Socialism of Stupidity isn't the winning way after all.

Oh, she's a flake, too. She blew off a campaign event and blamed... narcolepsy.

Mary Katharine Ham
@mkhammer
I hardly know anything about this race (except Kat used narcolepsy in a hilariously overwrought Gen-Z statement as an excuse for skipping an event), but I'm glad Bliss won if only so it sends this signal that this kind of fake MeToo-ing doesn't work and is then disincentivized.

Oh, and this terrorist bitch just got indicted by the feds for assaulting ICE officers so the gum-smacking grinning idiot may be going to prison, too.

While she and her antifa pals blocked an ICE vehicle from moving and pounded on the hood and windows, she allegedly scratched the word "PIG" into the SUV's paint.

Kat Abughazaleh - who cheered on the prosecution of a man for allegedly obstructing access to an abortion clinic - has now been federally indicted for obstructing a law enforcement officer in the performance of his duties https://t.co/GRi1froQVp
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) October 30, 2025

🚨 LMFAO! Democrat candidate Kat Abughazaleh — who got body slammed by federal agents when she tried obstructing ICE — just BRUTALLY LOST her primary election for Congress in Illinois

The “Palestinian”-America lost.

😂😂🤡
pic.twitter.com/hhQcvDyDoa
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 18, 2026

Below, she rage-quits an interview with leftwing simp Tara Palameri. She was angry that anyone is asking her about her indictment for assaulting ICE agents.

Hello everyone. It is Humpday, a concept that comes originally from the Spanish, who called it El Día de la Joroba.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:28 PM

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1 first

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 18, 2026 12:28 PM (578V/)

2 ok, i'll fect the otters

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 18, 2026 12:28 PM (578V/)

3 Yo!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 18, 2026 12:28 PM (ewuvP)

4 corgis fetched

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 18, 2026 12:28 PM (578V/)

5 It's so nice and clean and empty!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 12:29 PM (dmDsy)

6 Online influencers who supposedly have a pulse on the bases seem to have weirdly small influence in elections.

But, that's just a cover.

They're totally going to be influential in the next election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 12:29 PM (hAotW)

7 ok, i'll fect the otters
Posted by: Sturmtoddler

What the h?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 18, 2026 12:29 PM (w9Wax)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:29 PM (QX6xo)

9 Good Morning, Ace

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2026 12:29 PM (erF49)

10 i might have lied about the content for the nood, but then, i haven't read the content....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 18, 2026 12:29 PM (578V/)

11 Ace. Supposedly AOC was detained at an airport because she had to wait in TSA line with the commoners.

But NO KINGS, brah.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:30 PM (QX6xo)

12 It's so nice and clean and empty!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

For now.

Posted by: The Oscars at March 18, 2026 12:30 PM (w9Wax)

13 Send BoogaBoogaBooga back to her cave in the middle east.

Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2026 12:31 PM (wa/yD)

14 ok, i'll fect the otters
Posted by: Sturmtoddler

What the h?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 18, 2026 12:29 PM (w9Wax)

i'mma blame a bad keyboard

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 18, 2026 12:31 PM (578V/)

15 Now, the guy who beat her isn't really a pedophile or anything. The student he dated was only, he says, "5 or 6 years younger" than he was and they didn't date until after she was out of his class. And he claims the affair was short-lived and only involved kissing.

It has become a big thing of late for feminists to argue an older man dating a 20-something woman is pedophilia. Now, there have long been rules against professors dating students but its not because that's pedophilia...

But you can see this all over the place - when Karens aren't lusting over Leo D they are calling him a pedo.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:32 PM (sKqQm)

16 You may not have heard of Kat Aboogabooga, aka "Kat Abughazaleh."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:28 PM

Gesundheit!

/oblig.

Posted by: SciVo at March 18, 2026 12:32 PM (Sy6m/)

17 Male Democrats date women?
Mind blown....

Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 12:32 PM (Sco7b)

18 Don't try to lay no booga booga on the king of rock and roll.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2026 12:32 PM (Cqx++)

19 What a shame.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 18, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)

20 15 But you can see this all over the place - when Karens aren't lusting over Leo D they are calling him a pedo.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:32 PM (sKqQm)

======

I remember when middle-aged Karens were flicking their bean over Edward and Jacob from Twilight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 12:33 PM (hAotW)

21 Am I too employed to know anything about this woman?

Posted by: NR Pax at March 18, 2026 12:33 PM (BpO1e)

22 The day of the hump. Cute!

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 12:33 PM (OoFl2)

23 @mkhammer
I hardly know anything about this race (except Kat used narcolepsy in a hilariously overwrought Gen-Z statement as an excuse for skipping an event), but I'm glad Bliss won if only so it sends this signal that this kind of fake MeToo-ing doesn't work and is then disincentivized.

Biden stuttered.

Newsom has dyslexia.

This bish has narcolepsy.

Seriously. They've adopted the "ya gotta play a retard to win an Oscar" formula for campaigning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:33 PM (QX6xo)

24 ‘ the guy who beat her isn't really a pedophile or anything.’

Objection!
He’s a democrat. Absence of evidence should not be taken as evidence of absence.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 18, 2026 12:33 PM (jbnUc)

25 4 corgis fetched
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 18, 2026 12:28 PM

Thought you were fecting otters?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 18, 2026 12:33 PM (qoLdL)

26 >>>6 Online influencers who supposedly have a pulse on the bases seem to have weirdly small influence in elections.

It does seem that way. It's almost as if the internet just attracts a lot of weirdos and is unrepresentative of the free-roaming population at large.

(Present company excepted, of course!)

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:34 PM (1wjle)

27 Hello everyone. It is Humpday, a concept that comes originally from the Spanish, who called itEl Día de la Joroba.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:28 PM

Again with the Spain!!!

It was the Mexicans and the enslaved Africans, you racist cerda!!!!

Posted by: AOC at March 18, 2026 12:34 PM (dmDsy)

28 Dead Kat Bounce in that video!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 18, 2026 12:34 PM (bNf8H)

29 Kat Aboogabooga, aka "Kat Abughazaleh." ... The 26-year-old also known as Kat Abu

These commies have more names than a PLO brigade commander.

Posted by: Colin Flaherty at March 18, 2026 12:34 PM (4NO2D)

30 A couple of the professors I know have told me that being able to date students is THE primary reason to get into the job...

Not saying its right by any means but this is something that's been going on for a long long time....

Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

31 What a shame.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

So, about the WNBA...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 12:34 PM (IBsfd)

32 16 You may not have heard of Kat Aboogabooga, aka "Kat Abughazaleh."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:28 PM

From the Hampton Abughazalehs?

Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 12:35 PM (Sco7b)

33 Hi, all.

Posted by: Texican ette at March 18, 2026 12:35 PM (SNf74)

34 26 >>>6 Online influencers who supposedly have a pulse on the bases seem to have weirdly small influence in elections.

It does seem that way. It's almost as if the internet just attracts a lot of weirdos and is unrepresentative of the free-roaming population at large.

(Present company excepted, of course!)

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:34 PM (1wjle)

=====

Especially when numbers can be inflated by third-world accounts who have explicit incentives to try and destabilize internal American political factions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 12:35 PM (hAotW)

35 >>>21 Am I too employed to know anything about this woman?

Yes, she's a Palestinian pestilence I've seen from time to time doing that stupid "aren't I so naughty and brave for giving free rein to my hate" act but I don't think I've ever felt the need to post about her before.

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:35 PM (1wjle)

36 Methinks you shouldn’t underestimate the is group of radicals.

They have the Democrats Media Division behind them.

Social media is being poisoned with their supporters, which include foreign governments hostile to the United States.

They have the Democrat Party Judicial Division, which used to be know as our court system, posing as a fifth column to help the in any way the can.

That’s before we get to a clearly rigged election system that Democrats have made their hill to die on.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 18, 2026 12:35 PM (bkqk1)

37 Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 18, 2026 12:33 PM (qoLdL)

SCOOB!!!!

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:35 PM (QX6xo)

38 Utterly embarrassing how many of these so called journalists can't even spell Aboogabooga correctly.

And they call themselves professionals...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2026 12:35 PM (Ot/FD)

39 " his campaign confirmed the mayor had a relationship with a former student"

Reminds me of the movie "Legally Blonde" ... Reese Weatherspoon's friend says"

"Luckily I aced that class".

Reese laughs and says: "You slept with the professor".

Friend responds: "Luckily".

Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2026 12:35 PM (vbXSk)

40 Kat Abughazaleh?? Who?

Posted by: dantesed at March 18, 2026 12:35 PM (Oy/m2)

41 A couple of the professors I know have told me that being able to date students is THE primary reason to get into the job...

Not saying its right by any means but this is something that's been going on for a long long time....
Posted by: 18-1

At least since 1962 at Faber College...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 12:36 PM (IBsfd)

42 >>>These commies have more names than a PLO brigade commander.

Sub-zero, is now plain zero.

Posted by: IDF General Arnold Schwarzenegger at March 18, 2026 12:36 PM (1wjle)

43 36 Methinks you shouldn’t underestimate the is group of radicals.

They have the Democrats Media Division behind them.

Social media is being poisoned with their supporters, which include foreign governments hostile to the United States.

They have the Democrat Party Judicial Division, which used to be know as our court system, posing as a fifth column to help the in any way the can.

That’s before we get to a clearly rigged election system that Democrats have made their hill to die on.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 18, 2026 12:35 PM (bkqk1)

=====

Well, they can try to win elections again in 2 years, because they just lost this year's primaries.

So, yeah, we can kind of ignore them for now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 12:36 PM (hAotW)

44 The left: Trump is a pedo! Look here is a picture of him with a pretty young blonde girl! (its his daughter). How can you vote for him?!?

Also the left: You know one of the most important issues facing America today? We have criminalized underaged sex work. Its terrible you could be arrested for paying a 17 year old boy for a beejer!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)

45 I didn't know who Kat Aboogabooga was, but I've definitely seen that video of her getting tossed on her butt before. I watched it a few more times in celebration of her loss.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2026 12:36 PM (mkw2N)

46 I still enjoy the bounce she takes when she's tossed. Don't hate me.

Posted by: DanMan at March 18, 2026 12:36 PM (8uzBS)

47 >>> Kat Abughazaleh?? Who?

God bless you

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:36 PM (1wjle)

48 That made a nice crack when she hit the pavement.

Where can I donate to ICE officers?

Posted by: Vengeance at March 18, 2026 12:36 PM (bkqk1)

49 Kat Abughazaleh looks like that idiot giggling anime neko who seems to always pop up as a member of the cool-girl clique, but you want to punch her in the face.

Daniel Biss is probably gay. Who has an affair with a younger hottie (?) that "only involve ~~kissing"? What, are they like 14? Very boring.~~

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

50 My county in Illinois voted to implement another tax to fund mental health service.
9-1-1 Operator: Hello, where may I send your social worker?

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at March 18, 2026 12:37 PM (gxokI)

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

52 What is quite frightening is if you listen to the average AOC speech she sounds like the most dedicated and proud patriot this side of Mel Gibson. It's all very carefully fine tuned claptrap. I call it "pulling an Obama".

And when I say frightening, it is, because it is designed to fool the average idiot that has zero idea she wants America to become Iran. "She said flag!!!! (melts)"

Then we wonder how people could ever possibly "like" her. It's because she doesn't sound remotely extreme. She is designed to sound more safe, good and America loving than most Republicans (who are mostly shit and lying anyway). Nauseating.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 12:37 PM (pDKBK)

53 >>>I still enjoy the bounce she takes when she's tossed

If the ass bounces on the asphalt, it'll bounce on the bed

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:37 PM (1wjle)

54 hilariously overwrought Gen-Z statement

===

That is pretty much most of Gen Z statements, amirite ?

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 12:37 PM (GD0B3)

55 You have to admit, though, she is a fine looking woman.

Posted by: Denny Crane - And I Know That Because I Just Looked Down. at March 18, 2026 12:37 PM (dmDsy)

56 Her last name sounds like a respiratory infection.

Posted by: dantesed at March 18, 2026 12:37 PM (Oy/m2)

57 God bless you

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:36 PM (1wjle)

So childish.

And funny.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 12:38 PM (pDKBK)

58 The left: Trump is a pedo! Look here is a picture of him with a pretty young blonde girl! (its his daughter). How can you vote for him?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)

They still throw out there that "Trump wanted to have sex with is daughter!!!!!" on occasion.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:38 PM (QX6xo)

59 It does seem that way. It's almost as if the internet just attracts a lot of weirdos and is unrepresentative of the free-roaming population at large.

(Present company excepted, of course!)
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:34 PM (1wjle)

I resemble that remark!

Posted by: RI Red - somebody? at March 18, 2026 12:38 PM (ZbDxc)

60 Booga booga. Mohammed jihad.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 12:38 PM (2ocoG)

61 Ace. Supposedly AOC was detained at an airport because she had to wait in TSA line with the commoners.

But NO KINGS, brah.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:30 PM (QX6xo)

I wonder what AOC was trying to sneak past TSA

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2026 12:38 PM (rbvCR)

62 Our political betters certainly circle the toilet a lot more these days. What a profession to aspire to.

Being a shit stain on society.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2026 12:38 PM (AkEZC)

63 >> Well, they can try to win elections again in 2 years, because they just lost this year's primaries.

So, yeah, we can kind of ignore them for now.

lol. So Democrats elected “moderates” in the primaries?

I dunno. What exactly is so different in the Democrat candidates- other then the way they want to get to the same destination?

Posted by: Vengeance at March 18, 2026 12:38 PM (bkqk1)

64 If the ass bounces on the asphalt, it'll bounce on the bed/i]

Come for the bouncing callipygian sexy time...stay for the scissors in your chest while you sleep.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:38 PM (sKqQm)

65 Yes, she's a Palestinian pestilence I've seen from time to time doing that stupid "aren't I so naughty and brave for giving free rein to my hate" act but I don't think I've ever felt the need to post about her before.
Posted by: ace

She should be honored to be getting attention from this place.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 18, 2026 12:38 PM (BpO1e)

66 They're totally going to be influential in the next election."

Well of course. BTW, send money.

/

Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 12:39 PM (XuXeR)

67 I wonder what AOC was trying to sneak past TSA
Posted by: Kindltot

Brains.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 12:39 PM (IBsfd)

68 I kinda think this is the Rachel Zegler/Zendaya thing. Also the Tucker and Candy thing.

You have studios/people banking on personalities that have a lot of essentially just clicks online. But just because someone has 1 Million views on Instagram, it does not mean they are not an idiot/bad actor. Therefore it does not translate into a good movie or people going to see it. OR them having an idea of what their viewers (the Million people) actually want to see or hear.

Now Sydney Sweeney, I can understand. She's hot. knows it and has no problem getting naked/playing into that. Her popularity makes perfect sense.

Zendaya? Candy? I keep thinking there has to be botting (or the equivalent of it.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2026 12:39 PM (bss/y)

69 At least since 1962 at Faber College...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 12:36 PM (IBsfd)

Fella, that shot of the professors bare ass still haunts me to this day.

Posted by: Denny Crane - And Not In A Good Way! at March 18, 2026 12:39 PM (dmDsy)

70 Speaking of AOC, I see rumors on X she pitched a fit at an airport because they wouldn't let her cut the TSA line. She reportedly pulled the, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?" card. Some are saying it was so bad she had to be restrained.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2026 12:39 PM (mkw2N)

71 Seriously. They've adopted the "ya gotta play a retard to win an Oscar" formula for campaigning.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:33 PM (QX6xo)

Nevah go full retahd

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2026 12:39 PM (rbvCR)

72 Kat Abughazaleh?? Who?

God bless you
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:36 PM (1wjle)
_______

She seems clearly to be an op to copy AOC: young, reasonably attractive, bat-shit crazy commie, high-status minority, super-annoying, and dumb as a dumb brick dipped in dumbness.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

73 oh btw in that Black Conservative Perspective video is a clip from her speech after her loss. She literally says "This fucking sucks," quoting, I believe, Thomas Jefferson.

(See Stuff Jefferson Said for more context.)

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)

74 Exhibit A for repealing women's suffrage.

Posted by: Lots more where that came from at March 18, 2026 12:40 PM (TbWk/)

75 I remember the vid of her slammed for her antics..that was beautiful !

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 12:40 PM (GD0B3)

76 They still throw out there that "Trump wanted to have sex with is daughter!!!!!" on occasion.

The left: Trump is a pedo he said his dirty Jew daughter is pretty! You aren't supposed to like your kids that much! Especially the Jewish ones!

Also the left: You know who the biggest antisemite is in America? Donald Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

77 63 36 Methinks you shouldn’t underestimate the is group of radicals.

They have the Democrats Media Division behind them.

Social media is being poisoned with their supporters, which include foreign governments hostile to the United States.

They have the Democrat Party Judicial Division, which used to be know as our court system, posing as a fifth column to help the in any way the can.

That’s before we get to a clearly rigged election system that Democrats have made their hill to die on.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 18, 2026 12:35 PM (bkqk1)

=======

Well, your point was about these specific radicals.

I addressed that point directly. I did not say that those who won were Blue Dog Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 12:40 PM (hAotW)

78 What's a 'palestinian?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:40 PM (QX6xo)

79
OUT: Ass-kicking
IN: Ass-SLAMMING!

Good afternoon, Ace.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 18, 2026 12:41 PM (wtvvX)

80 You have studios/people banking on personalities that have a lot of essentially just clicks online. "

It's all advertising, all of the time.

Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 12:41 PM (XuXeR)

81 What's a 'palestinian?'

==

A Balestenian.

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 12:41 PM (GD0B3)

82 37 *fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:35 PM

SPONGE!!! *fistbump* how ya doin!!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 18, 2026 12:41 PM (WsJuq)

83 I remember the vid of her slammed for her antics..that was beautiful !
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 12:40 PM (GD0B3)

I'm sad that the 'pan to the antifa face' video now requires adult verification........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:41 PM (QX6xo)

84 >>>OUT: Ass-kicking
IN: Ass-SLAMMING!

Oooooh, where do I sign up?!?!!

Posted by: Nick Fuentes, "Virgin" at March 18, 2026 12:41 PM (1wjle)

85 I can fix her.

Posted by: Max Power at March 18, 2026 12:41 PM (q177U)

86 80 You have studios/people banking on personalities that have a lot of essentially just clicks online. "

It's all advertising, all of the time.

Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 12:41 PM (XuXeR)

======

Advertising to bots from Pakistan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 12:41 PM (hAotW)

87 I enjoyed the clip of her getting body-slammed!

Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 12:41 PM (+YA9H)

88 What's a 'palestinian?'

REEEEEEE

Posted by: Some leftist still scared after being asked what a woman is at March 18, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)

89 What's a 'palestinian?'"

20 sheets. Same as in town.

Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (XuXeR)

90 It must be hard to run for office when you have a name that no one can pronounce. Unless you live in Poland where all names are unpronounceable.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (0Htd1)

91 Hello everyone. It is Humpday, a concept that comes originally from the Spanish, who called itEl Día de la Joroba.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:28 PM

Miercoles! was the term kids would use instead of shouting Mierda! It was the equivalent of Jeebus Christmas

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (rbvCR)

92 all balestenians are pestilence

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (GD0B3)

93 I would just like to enter a preemptive f-you to John Roberts for his statements. Judges deserve every single bit of rancor directed their way. They’ve become everything the framers and founders feared they would become. Nobody elected them. Nobody wants them running our country. They are now serving as subversives for the Democrat Party and our enemies.

And you have done zero to rein them in.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (bkqk1)

94 Booga booga. Mohammed jihad.
Posted by: Ian S.

Durka durka

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (IBsfd)

95 SPONGE!!! *fistbump* how ya doin!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 18, 2026 12:41 PM (WsJuq)

Hangin' in there, man. Still pretty much 'day to day.'

How's DaniLand?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (QX6xo)

96 53 >>>I still enjoy the bounce she takes when she's tossed

If the ass bounces on the asphalt, it'll bounce on the bed
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:37 PM (1wjle)

She is a bit cute.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)

97 Per wikipedia, Kat is openly bisexual.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (rJ48h)

98 Advertising to bots from Pakistan."

Whimpers..

/guys in Kiev

Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (XuXeR)

99 Elections are overrated, but not excessively so. - Stuff Jefferson Said Vol III

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (4NO2D)

100 Never heard of her.....her wiki page is way too long for doing little and had/has a few hundred thousand followers on tiktok...from wiki... Abughazaleh describes her parents as Reagan Republicans.[9] She was a Republican Party supporter throughout her teens,[2] writing an editorial in her student newspaper endorsing Marco Rubio in the 2016 Republican primary while at Salpointe Catholic High School.[27] As a teenager, she considered joining the military, hoping to attend the Air Force Academy or West Point"

Posted by: zigggggy at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (EDeJ/)

101 How dare you confront me with video evidence of my own actions! Only misogynists try to hold women accountable!

Posted by: Kunt Aboogazalea at March 18, 2026 12:43 PM (TbWk/)

102 Kat Aboogabooga... LoL

Reminds of an episode of Gilligan's island with headhunters on the island. The professor tries talking to them in multiple languages - no dice. Gilligan says "a booga booga booga" and the headhunters recognize it. The professor gets all excited and asks Gilligan what he said and, of course, Gilligan says he has no idea, it was just gibberish....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 12:43 PM (xT8gx)

103 Per wikipedia, Kat is openly bisexual.

So after two margaritas she tries to kiss the closest woman to her at the bar?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

104 I'm glad Bliss won if only so it sends this signal that this kind of fake MeToo-ing doesn't work and is then disincentivized.

Well, that's a bit of a stretch, the signal we want to send is that we have "moderated" our course and you can trust us with your children again.

Posted by: Illinois Vote-Counters at March 18, 2026 12:43 PM (LLQU7)

105 I'm sad that the 'pan to the antifa face' video now requires adult verification........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:41 PM (QX6xo)

utube ? X would never do that to us !

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 12:43 PM (GD0B3)

106 Wearing a fucking covid mask in 2025/6 lol go fuck yourself you stupid cunt.

Posted by: ballistic at March 18, 2026 12:43 PM (3BwY8)

107 The rage quitting of a sympathetic interview is an... interesting move. It was funny to see how confused Palmeri is.... Where'd she go, did she leave the chat?? LoL

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 12:44 PM (xT8gx)

108 Unless you live in Poland where all names are unpronounceable."

Wales says "hold my crwr"

Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 12:44 PM (XuXeR)

109 103 Per wikipedia, Kat is openly bisexual.

So after two margaritas she tries to kiss the closest woman to her at the bar?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

Puts it in her tinder profile so dudes will go 'Hey! Might snag a threesome!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)

110 (except Kat used narcolepsy in a hilariously overwrought Gen-Z statement as an excuse for skipping an event)

So, too lazy to drag her ass out of bed for an event. Perfect for Congress.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2026 12:44 PM (0Htd1)

111 Bliss-->Biss

Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 12:44 PM (+YA9H)

112 Per wikipedia, Kat is openly bisexual.
Posted by: mr tmz at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (rJ48h)

She put that out there because she can't get ANYONE to visit that meatclam.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:44 PM (QX6xo)

113 "Moderately hot"

Yeah, just wait until she takes the mask off and looks like Baraka from Mortal Kombat.

Some of y'all rocking chair generation don't look at faces much.

Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2026 12:44 PM (wa/yD)

114 As a teenager, she considered joining the military, hoping to attend the Air Force Academy or West Point

Yeah, sure, whatever.

Posted by: dantesed at March 18, 2026 12:44 PM (Oy/m2)

115 So after two margaritas she tries to kiss the closest woman to her at the bar?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

And where exactly is that bar again?

Posted by: Denny Crane - Asking For A Friend, And By That, I Mean Me. at March 18, 2026 12:44 PM (dmDsy)

116 Per wikipedia, Kat is openly bisexual.
Posted by: mr tmz

All women are bi.

Bi-polar or bi-sexual.
It's up to you to determine which is which at any given time.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 12:44 PM (IBsfd)

117 utube ? X would never do that to us !
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 12:43 PM (GD0B3)

Yeah. YT sucks infected donkey balls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:45 PM (QX6xo)

118 Hello everyone. It is Humpday, a concept that comes originally from the Spanish, who called itEl Día de la Joroba.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:28 PM

I had to look up that last. Nice hidden double meaning! From Wiktionary:

Spanish
Pronunciation
IPA(key): /xoˈɾoba/ [xoˈɾo.β̞a]

Rhymes: -oba
Syllabification: jo‧ro‧ba

Noun
joroba f (plural jorobas)

1. hump
Synonym: giba

2. (colloquial) pain in the neck
Synonym: coñazo

3. (Costa Rica) trunk, boot (of a car)
Synonyms: maletero, baúl, cajuela

Posted by: SciVo at March 18, 2026 12:45 PM (Sy6m/)

119 So after two margaritas she tries to kiss the closest woman to her at the bar?"

Tequila makes her clothes.... well, you get the idea.

Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 12:45 PM (XuXeR)

120 Kat didn't really get body-slammed... it was more like they dumped her on her ass. It probably hurt a little, which is appropriate

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 12:45 PM (xT8gx)

121 97 Per wikipedia, Kat is openly bisexual.
Posted by: mr tmz at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (rJ48h)

Then she's not a Fakestinian.

Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2026 12:45 PM (wa/yD)

122
All women are bi.

Bi-polar or bi-sexual.
It's up to you to determine which is which at any given time.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 12:44 PM (IBsfd)

Also, AND.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)

123 she kind of looks like a younger Debbie Wasserman Schultz so...

She will age like summer milk.

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:46 PM (1wjle)

124 Some of y'all rocking chair generation don't look at faces much.
Posted by: XTC

When she's face down, butt up with a mouthful of pillow, no. Not looking at her face.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 12:46 PM (IBsfd)

125 As a teenager, she considered joining the military, hoping to attend the Air Force Academy or West Point"

Me too! Plus the Rebel Alliance!

Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 12:46 PM (XuXeR)

126 she can go on bag of antlers show and complain about misogyny, AIPAC, "foreign influence", balestenian genocide at the hands of Ishrael and other matters close to bag of antlers' heart

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 12:47 PM (GD0B3)

127 95 How's DaniLand?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM

Keeping a low profile and wondering when I will put in for retirement and get out of the grasp of Commie Mamdani and Frau Hochul *spit*

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 18, 2026 12:47 PM (WsJuq)

128 123 she kind of looks like a younger Debbie Wasserman Schultz so...

She will age like summer milk.

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:46 PM (1wjle)

====

My dad taught her in a Stats 101 class at the University of Florida many moons ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 12:47 PM (hAotW)

129 90 It must be hard to run for office when you have a name that no one can pronounce.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (0Htd1)

She coulda had a p.r. person make a cute shorthand form; like Zelenskyy --> Z-man.
But no-o-o-o-o-o-o.

Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 12:47 PM (+YA9H)

130 Katabooga, Katabooga, Katabooga.

Sounds like a 2-cylinder John Deere with one bad spark plug.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 12:47 PM (8zz6B)

131 Thank you for the Eric Daugherty clip of whatsername being unceremoniously dropped on her ass. I played it multiple times. You can even her her plop on the pavement. Too bad her head didn't hit. It might have knocked some sense into her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2026 12:47 PM (0Htd1)

132 I'm buy-sexual.

If I'm going to get any action I'll have to pay for it

Posted by: Oh what troubled time are these at March 18, 2026 12:47 PM (TbWk/)

133 She's not hideous or anything in that CNN tape. A Kasbah 7. Have her bathed and shaved and brought to my tent.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 12:48 PM (4NO2D)

134 Kat didn't really get body-slammed... it was more like they dumped her on her ass. It probably hurt a little, which is appropriate
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 12:45 PM (xT8gx)

I always viewed it as they kinda flung her and she lost her footing and fell on her ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:48 PM (QX6xo)

135 She coulda had a p.r. person make a cute shorthand form; like Zelenskyy --> Z-man.
But no-o-o-o-o-o-o.
Posted by: m

The left can't meme.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 12:48 PM (IBsfd)

136 123 she kind of looks like a younger Debbie Wasserman Schultz so...

She will age like summer milk.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:46 PM (1wjle)

LOL boss.

Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 12:48 PM (+YA9H)

137 I don't feel fecty.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (7Q0e+)

138 🚨 Iran’s presidency has collapsed as its own president pleads not to be assassinated.

Masoud Pezeshkian is telling foreign counterparts he has no authority, no access to leadership, and no control over the system, effectively disavowing responsibility as the regime fractures from within.

According to Persian Gulf sources, he informed officials across the region, as well as Russia and Turkey, that the constitutional leadership structure has broken down and he is completely cut off from it, stressing there is no justification for targeting him.

Pezeshkian is trying to save his own life as the regime crumbles, a clear sign the Islamic Republic is losing control.

Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (RHGPo)

139 you guys would fuck Jane Fonda in her Vietnam resistance days, wouldn't you

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (GD0B3)

140 Yeah, just wait until she takes the mask off and looks like Baraka from Mortal Kombat.

Uh no Mileena?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

141 Keeping a low profile and wondering when I will put in for retirement and get out of the grasp of Commie Mamdani and Frau Hochul *spit*
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 18, 2026 12:47 PM (WsJuq)

Godspeed, my friend. I pray for your impending escape from New York.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (QX6xo)

142 Unga bunga bunga inga binga binga bunga...

Bugs knew how to talk smack with aborigines...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (wtvvX)

143 Per wikipedia, Kat is openly bisexual.

So after two margaritas she tries to kiss the closest woman to her at the bar?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)
______

Every girl under the age of 35 who is left of center declares herself "bisexual." It means nothing -- you can be a "bisexual" girl and only have sex with men -- but it's a way to gain some status and attention. "Bisexual" ranks above "straight" in their world.

Same thing with "nonbinary." It means nothing and cannot be verified or objectively proven. But it's been co-opted by many otherwise perfectly normal straights or gays to gain some status and attention.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

144 140 Yeah, just wait until she takes the mask off and looks like Baraka from Mortal Kombat.

Uh no Mileena?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

======

Can I say something that might piss everyone off?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (hAotW)

145 Isn’t it interesting that somehow she gets to claim to be a journalist without the j-school degree itself, laughably writing for Media Matters about Fox News. IOW, trying to get companies not to sponsor Tucker Carlson’s show. “Influencer” is absolutely meaningless as I’m sure that all of her political takes are of the people that I disagree with are some type of bigot with no substantive coherent thought. International Affairs = USA hate.

Posted by: Unkaren at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (OTOad)

146 Kat is a flat out communist. Bliss is pretty much a Dem Socialist. AIPAC is now targeting Bliss for being anti Zionist. Illinois is a mess.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (YsPj+)

147 >>I always viewed it as they kinda flung her and she lost her footing and fell on her ass.

There was a leg sweep involved.

But, she shouldn't have been ignoring orders and obstructing.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (erF49)

148 123 she kind of looks like a younger Debbie Wasserman Schultz so...

She will age like summer milk.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:46 PM

But with better hair, no mayonnaise look for her!!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 18, 2026 12:50 PM (WsJuq)

149 136 123 she kind of looks like a younger Debbie Wasserman Schultz so...

She will age like summer milk.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:46 PM (1wjle)

LOL boss.
Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 12:48 PM (+YA9H)

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Can Confirm That She Does Like Milk! at March 18, 2026 12:50 PM (dmDsy)

150 Iran’s presidency has collapsed as its own president pleads not to be assassinated.

Masoud Pezeshkian is telling foreign counterparts he has no authority, no access to leadership, and no control over the system, effectively disavowing responsibility as the regime fractures from within.

So what is it you say you do around here again?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 12:50 PM (IBsfd)

151 KatAbuHoo!

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2026 12:50 PM (pDPf6)

152 131 Thank you for the Eric Daugherty clip of whatsername being unceremoniously dropped on her ass. I played it multiple times. You can even her her plop on the pavement. Too bad her head didn't hit.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2026 12:47 PM (0Htd1)

Scarily, that might have cracked her head open.

Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 12:50 PM (+YA9H)

153 I prefer el día de jarabe.

Mmmmm. Syrup

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2026 12:50 PM (rbvCR)

154 Gen Z Theater kids are getting worse along with their plays and acting. Millennials at least all warmed themselves to West Wing bullshit but Gen Z doesn't even have that.

No wonder they suck as politicians.

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2026 12:50 PM (E4rtv)

155 Masoud Pezeshkian is telling foreign counterparts he has no authority, no access to leadership, and no control over the system, effectively disavowing responsibility as the regime fractures from within.

Pahlavi will be in charge by the end of April. I'm putting my marker down..

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 18, 2026 12:50 PM (OUMaO)

156 you guys would fuck Jane Fonda in her Vietnam resistance days, wouldn't you
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (GD0B3)

Naw......Bridget Fonda, in her prime, there's a chance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:50 PM (QX6xo)

157 My takeaway from the Tara Palmeri interview is that Kat is a slob who doesn't wash her dang hair. I can smell her from here.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2026 12:50 PM (0Htd1)

158 Can I say something that might piss everyone off?

According to AoS rules I believe that is *required*

Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)

159 Yes, and I aspired to attend the Star Fleet Academy

Posted by: Vengeance at March 18, 2026 12:51 PM (bkqk1)

160 Can I say something that might piss everyone off?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (hAotW)

What's ever stopped you before?

LOL

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 12:51 PM (dmDsy)

161 So what is it you say you do around here again?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 12:50 PM

Walk us through a typical day.

Posted by: Bob at March 18, 2026 12:51 PM (4NO2D)

162 Wait just a lettuce picking moment here... Cesar Chavez is the new Epstein?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 12:51 PM (n5tGW)

163 you guys would fuck Jane Fonda in her Vietnam resistance days, wouldn't you
Posted by: runner

It's like a batting average. A piece passed up is a piece never made up.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 12:51 PM (IBsfd)

164 Scarily, that might have cracked her head open.
Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 12:50 PM (+YA9H)

Then the birds would've flown out, scaring everyone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:51 PM (QX6xo)

165 she can go on bag of antlers show and complain about misogyny, AIPAC, "foreign influence", balestenian genocide at the hands of Ishrael and other matters close to bag of antlers' heart

To be fair, AIPAC does suck. They threw tens of millions into attack ads against Brandon Herrera the first time he ran, and he’s openly pro-Israel.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 12:51 PM (3cXfB)

166 >>>Masoud Pezeshkian is telling foreign counterparts he has no authority, no access to leadership, and no control over the system, effectively disavowing responsibility as the regime fractures from within.

oh my

This means Trump has lost control of the war because he no longer has anyone in power he can negotiate with!!!

-- your MSM Expert Geniuses

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:51 PM (1wjle)

167 140 Yeah, just wait until she takes the mask off and looks like Baraka from Mortal Kombat.

Uh no Mileena?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

Dude. I am not sure that's better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2026 12:52 PM (bss/y)

168 Meanwhile, "Former Dolton, Illinois, Mayor Tiffany Henyard, also known as “America’s worst mayor,” is giving public office another go, switching parties and states to run as a Republican in Georgia."

If this woman gets even 1 vote, it's going to be an abomination.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2026 12:52 PM (NpAcC)

169 fuck Jane Fonda in her Vietnam resistance"

It's that the fourth hole?

Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 12:52 PM (XuXeR)

170 6 Online influencers who supposedly have a pulse on the bases seem to have weirdly small influence in elections.

But, that's just a cover.

They're totally going to be influential in the next election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=====
Their biggest influence is on the terminally online whether opposing or supporting them.

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)

171
Can I say something that might piss everyone off?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (hAotW)

Have you even WATCHED your YouTube channel?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:52 PM (QX6xo)

172 >>Isn’t it interesting that somehow she gets to claim to be a journalist without the j-school degree itself

It's like being a Chef.

The only requirement is that you have the temerity to call yourself a Chef.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2026 12:52 PM (erF49)

173 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 18, 2026 12:52 PM (KLQUC)

174 She is a bit cute.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Go look at the Kat Palmeri interview. It looks like she showers about once a month.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2026 12:52 PM (0Htd1)

175 Sydney Sweeney >>>>> Kat Aboogabooga > Madison Cornbread

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 12:52 PM (xT8gx)

176 Tousi had video of a drive-by with an AKM at one of the Basij checkpoints today. Maybe some parts of the army are getting involved.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 12:53 PM (4NO2D)

177 >>> Kat Abughazaleh?? Who?

God bless you

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:36 PM (1wjle)

Lil Pooky thinks sneezes and coughs are the funniest thing ever. Apparently he gets that from Pooky's sister.

Posted by: pookysgirl now has "funny" colds at March 18, 2026 12:53 PM (Wt5PA)

178 Mileena would certainly be in favor of COVID masks...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

179 Kat's 'partner' is Ben Collins. 🤷

In 2018, he became a reporter for NBC News; he departed in 2024 to focus on writing a book. That same year he became the CEO of the media company Global Tetrahedron, which purchased the satirical news organization The Onion.[2][3] Wikipedia

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 18, 2026 12:53 PM (NFX2v)

180 141 Godspeed, my friend. I pray for your impending escape from New York.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM

Thankee, looking forward to attending the TXMoMe coming from Florida and not NY. To many firearm hating States I have to go through from NY

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 18, 2026 12:53 PM (WsJuq)

181 Somewhere in Tehran there’s a garbage man who will soon be running the country.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 18, 2026 12:53 PM (bkqk1)

182 146 Kat is a flat out communist. Bliss is pretty much a Dem Socialist. AIPAC is now targeting Bliss for being anti Zionist. Illinois is a mess.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (YsPj+)

Bliss-->Biss

Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 12:53 PM (+YA9H)

183 Can I say something that might piss everyone off?"

Prometheus.

There.

Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 12:53 PM (XuXeR)

184
This means Trump has lost control of the war because he no longer has anyone in power he can negotiate with!!!

-- your MSM Expert Geniuses
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:51 PM (1wjle)

It's like you're reading CNN chyrons, verbatim.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:53 PM (QX6xo)

185 Can I say something that might piss everyone off?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (hAotW)

Have you even WATCHED your YouTube channel?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

*SNORT

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 12:53 PM (IBsfd)

186 "Kat Aboogabooga"

"This is about us, isn't it?"

-- Death by Unga Bunga

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

187 168 Meanwhile, "Former Dolton, Illinois, Mayor Tiffany Henyard, also known as “America’s worst mayor,” is giving public office another go, switching parties and states to run as a Republican in Georgia."

If this woman gets even 1 vote, it's going to be an abomination.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2026 12:52 PM (NpAcC)

She put the "Dolt" in "Dolton".

Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2026 12:54 PM (wa/yD)

188 >>>9 Kat's 'partner' is Ben Collins. 🤷
In 2018, he became a reporter for NBC News; he departed in 2024 to focus on writing a book. That same year he became the CEO of the media company Global Tetrahedron, which purchased the satirical news organization The Onion.[2][3] Wikipedia

Oh wow you're kidding me. I H A T E that cocksucker.

He was NBC's Chief Deplatforming Officer. He ran literal ops for CIA Deep State liberals trying to brand everyone on the right as a Nazi or Commie Stooge.

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:54 PM (1wjle)

189 163 you guys would fuck Jane Fonda in her Vietnam resistance days, wouldn't you
Posted by: runner

I believe I did just that.

Posted by: Denny Crane - And As I Recall, Something Just Didn't Smell Right at March 18, 2026 12:54 PM (dmDsy)

190 Can I say something that might piss everyone off?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

I'm certain of it. It's just a matter of asking permission...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 18, 2026 12:54 PM (OUMaO)

191 Thankee, looking forward to attending the TXMoMe coming from Florida and not NY. To many firearm hating States I have to go through from NY
Posted by: Scuba_Dude

SWEET!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 12:54 PM (IBsfd)

192 "Kat Abughazaleh."

A name that should have a bone through it's nose and a plate in it's lip.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:55 PM (QX6xo)

193 She's a horrible human being, but objectively speaking Jane Fonda was pretty hot at her peak. Just saying...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 12:55 PM (xT8gx)

194 Bi-polar or bi-sexual.
It's up to you to determine which is which at any given time.
Posted by: rickb223

Hey! I am not bi-sexual!

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2026 12:55 PM (0Htd1)

195 They are now serving as subversives for the Democrat Party and our enemies.

this is truth, recall Roberts edited Obamacare to make it somewhat more legal

Posted by: DanMan at March 18, 2026 12:55 PM (8uzBS)

196 Meanwhile, "Former Dolton, Illinois, Mayor Tiffany Henyard, also known as “America’s worst mayor,” is giving public office another go, switching parties and states to run as a Republican in Georgia."

I have a feeling Stacy Abrams won't stand for that........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:56 PM (QX6xo)

197 179 Kat's 'partner' is Ben Collins. 🤷
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 18, 2026 12:53 PM (NFX2v)

!!!

Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 12:56 PM (+YA9H)

198 >>She's a horrible human being, but objectively speaking Jane Fonda was pretty hot at her peak. Just saying.

Yeah...

her Barbarella Days carried her a long way.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2026 12:56 PM (erF49)

199 >>>If the ass bounces on the asphalt, it'll bounce on the bed

Posted by: ace

>If you violate Rule #1, Rule #2 is to throw the bimbo out into the street on her ass. Mission accomplished.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 12:56 PM (M9gjJ)

200 >>>She's a horrible human being, but objectively speaking Jane Fonda was pretty hot at her peak

nah. I mean, there are women who are, on paper, pretty with symmetrical features and decent body weight but who have all the sex appeal of a wall outlet. She's one of them.

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:57 PM (1wjle)

201 Oh wow you're kidding me. I H A T E that cocksucker.

He was NBC's Chief Deplatforming Officer. He ran literal ops for CIA Deep State liberals trying to brand everyone on the right as a Nazi or Commie Stooge.

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:54 PM (1wjle)

Hmmm. Yeah.

Better or worse than being with a gal who banged Keith Olberman? I'd call it a push.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2026 12:57 PM (bss/y)

202 Thought this was interesting, from Amit Segal's daily Substack Noon In Israel:
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Meanwhile, Israel is calling mid- and low-level commanders, threatening them and their families if they don’t stand aside in the event of an uprising.

One conversation is worth recounting.

“Can you hear me?” a Mossad agent can be heard, speaking in Farsi. “We know everything about you. You are on our blacklist, and we have all the information about you.”

“OK,” the commander said in the recording.

“I called to warn you in advance that you should stand with your people’s side,” the Mossad agent said. “And if you will not do that, your destiny will be as your leader. Do you hear me?”

“Brother, I swear on the Quran, I’m not your enemy,” the commander said. “I’m a dead man already. Just please come help us.”

Posted by: beckster at March 18, 2026 12:57 PM (I7J98)

203 She is a bit cute.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Go look at the Kat Palmeri interview. It looks like she showers about once a month.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2026 12:52 PM (0Htd1)
________

"Yea, but it's a Deep Clean using only the most elitist and minority-sensitive soaps and shampoos like Shea Moisture and whatever that goop is from that insufferable twat oppressive white girl who dressed like a whore at the Oscars."

-- Kat Aboogabooga

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

204 I had to watch the body slam video. Nice. It probably hurt a bit, she doesn't have much cushion at all on her backside. Unlike her idol, the big booty latina. Maybe she should eat more rice and beans and less hummus and falafal.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 18, 2026 12:57 PM (Dv3i1)

205 >>She put the "Dolt" in "Dolton".

She put the 'Prime' in 'Primate'.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2026 12:57 PM (erF49)

206 >>>She's a horrible human being, but objectively speaking Jane Fonda was pretty hot at her peak

nah. I mean, there are women who are, on paper, pretty with symmetrical features and decent body weight but who have all the sex appeal of a wall outlet. She's one of them.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:57 PM

She's 88 years old, dude.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 12:58 PM (4NO2D)

207
nah. I mean, there are women who are, on paper, pretty with symmetrical features and decent body weight but who have all the sex appeal of a wall outlet. She's one of them.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:57 PM (1wjle)

Mmmmm......wall outlet.........

Posted by: Afro Joe at March 18, 2026 12:58 PM (QX6xo)

208 nah. I mean, there are women who are, on paper, pretty with symmetrical features and decent body weight

I knew a lot of pretty women on paper in my teens.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 18, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)

209 Can I say something that might piss everyone off?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (hAotW)
*******
You just contributed to Newsom's campaign?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2026 12:58 PM (NpAcC)

210 Elton had an album "Don't Shoot Me I'm Only the Piano Player '
Masoud says "Don't Shoot Me I'm Only a Bureaucrat "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2026 12:58 PM (YsPj+)

211 >her Barbarella Days carried her a long way.

Klute, too.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 18, 2026 12:58 PM (rJ48h)

212 She will be very popular with the trannies in cell block 9.

Posted by: wth - at March 18, 2026 12:59 PM (UjdFS)

213 Yeah...

her Barbarella Days carried her a long way.
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2026 12:56 PM (erF49)

Ok, taking the politics out of things.

In Barbarella/her early movie days she came off as stupid. Borderline retarded.

It is like Jenny Aguter in Logan's Run when Logan first gets her through Tinder, she comes off as almost childlike. THAT is a turn off. Now, she gets hotter as the movie progresses, but...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2026 12:59 PM (bss/y)

214 She's a horrible human being, but objectively speaking Jane Fonda was pretty hot at her peak. Just saying.

Yeah...

her Barbarella Days carried her a long way.
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2026 12:56 PM (erF49)
____

Would I have fucked Jane Fonda? No. Would I have fucked Barbarella? Yes. Eagerly.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

215 She got tossed by the right boob and landed on her right hip. Seems odd for a leftist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 12:59 PM (n5tGW)

216 nah. I mean, there are women who are, on paper, pretty with symmetrical features and decent body weight

I knew a lot of pretty women on paper in my teens.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 18, 2026 12:58 PM

*snort*

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 12:59 PM (4NO2D)

217 30 A couple of the professors I know have told me that being able to date students is THE primary reason to get into the job...

Not saying its right by any means but this is something that's been going on for a long long time....
Posted by: 18-1
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I knew one that did it in my department. Didn't end well from his perspective, she got what she needed from him for grad school and dumped him. Course I knew a colleague who got caught cheating on his wife with another female professor. He had tenure and survived as did the other professor but their marriages didn't.

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)

218
She's 88 years old, dude.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 12:58 PM (4NO2D)

If 88 is your 'prime,' you've done something really wrong in life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:00 PM (QX6xo)

219 160 What's ever stopped you before?

LOL

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 12:51 PM (dmDsy)

=======

For my next video:

Freddy Got Fingered is a work of genius.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:00 PM (hAotW)

220 Kat Abob-wah
- Jafar, from Alladin

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 18, 2026 01:00 PM (G1ktt)

221 you guys would fuck Jane Fonda in her Vietnam resistance days, wouldn't you
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (GD0B3)

I'd sooner get head from a piranha.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 01:00 PM (pDKBK)

222 Oh. She's a photogenic blonde. That's why we're talking about her.

Posted by: Page views matter at March 18, 2026 01:00 PM (2Ez/1)

223 Can I say something that might piss everyone off?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (hAotW)

****

What? That you think she's hot? Bang-able?

I totally get it.

Personally, I'd hit that with all the manic intensity of a retarded monkey hopped up on crystal meth and viagra.

And then tell her to go make me a sandwich.

With the nice brown mustard, not the yellow.

Posted by: EFG at March 18, 2026 01:00 PM (rkKbe)

224 It is Humpday, a concept that comes originally from the Spanish, who called it El Día de la Joroba.
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There is no end to the number of things I learn on this site.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2026 01:01 PM (963Lr)

225 166 oh my

This means Trump has lost control of the war because he no longer has anyone in power he can negotiate with!!!

-- your MSM Expert Geniuses

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:51 PM (1wjle)

=======

I want the second assistant (to the) janitor at the presidential palace to be the one to unconditionally surrender.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:01 PM (hAotW)

226 She is a bit cute.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Go look at the Kat Palmeri interview. It looks like she showers about once a month.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2026 12:52 PM (0Htd1)
________

"Yea, but it's a Deep Clean using only the most elitist and minority-sensitive soaps and shampoos like Shea Moisture and whatever that goop is from that insufferable twat oppressive white girl who dressed like a whore at the Oscars."

-- Kat Aboogabooga
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 12:57 PM (iFTx/)
********
Looks like she just got out of the shower and forgot she had an interview.
Must be the narcolepsy.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2026 01:01 PM (NpAcC)

227 Freddy Got Fingered is a work of genius.

Uh is that an adult film?

Posted by: Everyone under 40 at March 18, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)

228 Oh. She's a photogenic blonde. That's why we're talking about her.
Posted by: Page views matter at March 18, 2026 01:00 PM

Does her back hair match?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 01:01 PM (4NO2D)

229 3. (Costa Rica) trunk, boot (of a car)
Synonyms: maletero, baúl, cajuela
Posted by: SciVo at March 18, 2026 12:45 PM (Sy6m/)

"humpback" is a term used by car folks to describe certain late 1930's car models that had the trunk hanging way out there, as opposed to other models that had a flat back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 01:01 PM (8zz6B)

230 I had to watch the body slam video. Nice. It probably hurt a bit, she doesn't have much cushion at all on her backside. Unlike her idol, the big booty latina. Maybe she should eat more rice and beans and less hummus and falafal.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 18, 2026 12:57 PM (Dv3i1)
_____

"What da fuck I been telling y'all? Even white boys got to shout!"

-- Sir Mix-a-Lot

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

231 171 Have you even WATCHED your YouTube channel?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:52 PM (QX6xo)

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I HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:01 PM (hAotW)

232 166 >>>Masoud Pezeshkian is telling foreign counterparts he has no authority, no access to leadership, and no control over the system, effectively disavowing responsibility as the regime fractures from within.

oh my

This means Trump has lost control of the war because he no longer has anyone in power he can negotiate with!!!

-- your MSM Expert Geniuses
---------------

Now Masoud, take the phone and tell Trump we're all dead but wait, praise Allah, until we are at least 5 miles away.

Posted by: WisRich at March 18, 2026 01:01 PM (G0vdT)

233 205 She put the 'Prime' in 'Primate'.
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2026 12:57 PM (erF49)

I'm not going that far.

I would if I was 100% white, but since I'm not, I don't get to.

Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2026 01:01 PM (wa/yD)

234 Elton had an album "Don't Shoot Me I'm Only the Piano Player '

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2026 12:58 PM (YsPj+)

Punch him in the face!!!!

Posted by: Mike D at March 18, 2026 01:02 PM (QX6xo)

235 Ro Khanna picked seven Dems in Illinois to support in the primaries. They all lost
Ro Khanna = Jim Cramer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2026 01:03 PM (YsPj+)

236 Can I say something that might piss everyone off?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (hAotW)

Have you even WATCHED your YouTube channel?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:52 PM (QX6xo)

He's just taking a page from Teh Ewok's playbook, who famously doesn't read his own blog.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2026 01:03 PM (y9nCu)

237 Custer had the Indians right where he wanted them. Having no one left to negotiate with because he was dead.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 01:03 PM (pDKBK)

238 193 She's a horrible human being, but objectively speaking Jane Fonda was pretty hot at her peak. Just saying...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

So, you've seen "Barbarella"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2026 01:03 PM (0Htd1)

239 >>I'm not going that far.

>I would if I was 100% white, but since I'm not, I don't get to.

She put the 'Itch' in 'Bitch'?

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2026 01:03 PM (erF49)

240 He's just taking a page from Teh Ewok's playbook, who famously doesn't read his own blog.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at Marc

It's not so much that, it's that he has to keep it in a different browser since the whole tab thing didn't really work out.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 01:04 PM (pDKBK)

241 He's just taking a page from Teh Ewok's playbook, who famously doesn't read his own blog.

"Wait, who is this 'J.J. Sefton'?" - Ace, probably

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 01:04 PM (2ocoG)

242
I HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:01 PM (hAotW)

Illiteracy is a crime.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:04 PM (QX6xo)

243 But still, when a radical communist loses to a guy smeared as a #MeToo Child Molester, well, maybe AOC-style Socialism of Stupidity isn't the winning way after all.

---------------

"PIKERS! Here, hold our Guinness ..." -- The UK

Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2026 01:04 PM (77lWn)

244 Cat Ballou-gabooga.

Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2026 01:05 PM (Q+gd/)

245 205 >>She put the "Dolt" in "Dolton".

She put the 'Prime' in 'Primate'.
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2026 12:57 PM (erF49)

hahahahahaha

Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 01:05 PM (+YA9H)

246 I suddenly recall the episode of The Simpsons when Bart ran for class president against Martin.

He had the support of the class.

But only two people voted, both for Martin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:05 PM (hAotW)

247 IOW, an “influencer” (I hate that fucking word) wields no influence? Wow. Shocked.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (kBisb)

248 Elton had an album "Don't Shoot Me I'm Only the Piano Player '
Masoud says "Don't Shoot Me I'm Only a Bureaucrat "

Posted by: Smell the Glove

====

He's going to get shot. But it'll be a local pulling the trigger.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (DoCmN)

249 Is 29-26 all that BRUTAL or humiliating? It’s a field goal man. 😀

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (RD49f)

250 30 A couple of the professors I know have told me that being able to date students is THE primary reason to get into the job...

Not saying its right by any means but this is something that's been going on for a long long time....
Posted by: 18-1

According to Ross Geller, dating students is not against the rules... but it is frowned upon!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (xT8gx)

251 247 IOW, an “influencer” (I hate that fucking word) wields no influence? Wow. Shocked.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (kBisb)

=======

"Why did we pay her $3,000 to hock our products?"
-advertisers, apparently not

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (hAotW)

252 Every girl under the age of 35 who is left of center declares herself "bisexual." It means nothing -- you can be a "bisexual" girl and only have sex with men -- but it's a way to gain some status and attention. "Bisexual" ranks above "straight" in their world..
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

This stems from them looking at another girl and thinking she is attractive. This is normal! You know when someone of the same sex is hot or not, this does not make you gay. Silly creatures.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (OoFl2)

253 Happy to say I've never heard of this woman...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (+5YP2)

254 She differs from AOC in what way exactly?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (k0c0j)

255 Progressive influencer Kat Abughazaleh's bid for election to Congress failed Tuesday after Democratic primary voters opted for Evanston Mayor Daniel Biss.

Oh, no!

Anyway....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (bFu5X)

256 But only two people voted, both for Martin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:05 PM (hAotW)

A little SOCIAL COMMENTARY

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (pDKBK)

257 Kind of a shame she lost. It would have been sweetly ironic to have her as a sitting congressperson convicted on Federal charge

Bliss is no bargain as the mayor of evanston

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 18, 2026 01:07 PM (vnmN0)

258 254 She differs from AOC in what way exactly?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (k0c0j)

====

She's probably less white than AOC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:07 PM (hAotW)

259 She differs from AOC in what way exactly?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (k0c0j)

Tits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:07 PM (QX6xo)

260 I'd sooner get head from a piranha.
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 01:00 PM (pDKBK)
-----
*snort*

Posted by: ballistic at March 18, 2026 01:07 PM (3BwY8)

261 If the ass bounces on the asphalt, it'll bounce on the bed
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:37 PM (1wjle)

Wait, I…actually, never mind.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:08 PM (OoFl2)

262 261 If the ass bounces on the asphalt, it'll bounce on the bed
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:37 PM (1wjle)

Wait, I…actually, never mind.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:08 PM (OoFl2)

====

No, do go on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:08 PM (hAotW)

263 I beginning to think politics shouldn't be a hobby or avocation for most people. And not at all for those with personality disorders.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2026 01:08 PM (diia5)

264 Ace. Supposedly AOC was detained at an airport because she had to wait in TSA line with the commoners.

But NO KINGS, brah.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:30 PM

Also the left: Yaaaas, Queen!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 01:08 PM (bFu5X)

265 It's not so much that, it's that he has to keep it in a different browser since the whole tab thing didn't really work out.
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 01:04 PM (pDKBK)

I know what you mean!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Have To Have At Least 6 Different Pants Styles Available Every Workday! at March 18, 2026 01:08 PM (dmDsy)

266 263 I beginning to think politics shouldn't be a hobby or avocation for most people. And not at all for those with personality disorders.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2026 01:08 PM (diia5)

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It's not a hobby.

It's a religion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:08 PM (hAotW)

267 If the ass bounces on the asphalt, it'll bounce on the bed
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:37 PM (1wjle)

"But I poop from there!"

"Not today, you don't."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:09 PM (QX6xo)

268 That would be an odd Bob Newhart bit. "Hello, Ahmad! This is the Mossad. No, the Mossad. Yes, Yes, you said that. So, anyways . . . Yes, but my Father believes otherwise and I have his nose. So, Ahmad, we have a proposal for you . . . No, not that, really, we have people for that, and really that is why I am calling . . ."

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2026 01:09 PM (rbvCR)

269 This stems from them looking at another girl and thinking she is attractive. This is normal! You know when someone of the same sex is hot or not, this does not make you gay. Silly creatures.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (OoFl2)

This is true for females... but for heterosexual males we are loathe to admit/notice/say anything about the looks of another male. Yet another of the many differences between men and women

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:09 PM (xT8gx)

270 This stems from them looking at another girl and thinking she is attractive. This is normal! You know when someone of the same sex is hot or not, this does not make you gay. Silly creatures.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (OoFl2)
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Exactly this lol. I understand why women think George Clooney or Chris Hemsworth are hot. That doesn't make me want to bang them, ffs.

Posted by: ballistic at March 18, 2026 01:09 PM (3BwY8)

271 264 Ace. Supposedly AOC was detained at an airport because she had to wait in TSA line with the commoners.

But NO KINGS, brah.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:30 PM
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I guess TSA didn't want to date her.

Posted by: WisRich at March 18, 2026 01:09 PM (G0vdT)

272
Wait, I…actually, never mind.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:08 PM (OoFl2)

====

No, do go on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:08 PM (hAotW)

*waits to see if a bunk is required*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:09 PM (QX6xo)

273 It is like Jenny Aguter in Logan's Run when Logan first gets her through Tinder, she comes off as almost childlike.
____

That's HOT!

Posted by: Grandpa Gropey Joe Biden at March 18, 2026 01:09 PM (Dv3i1)

274 "Below, she rage-quits an interview with leftwing simp Tara Palameri."

Kudos to Palameri for asking real questions and not taking vague bullshitty dogshit answers.

Ooogahboogah is an idiot. Anyone with functioning brain cells would expect obvious questions about a very public indictment, and have good answers ready. Duh. All she really had to do was say "I'm pleading not guilty and have been advised by my lawyer not to comment on the charges."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

275 ====

She's probably less white than AOC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:07 PM (hAotW)

******

Eh...that Kat chick looks white as shit to me. But so does AOC, honestly.

Posted by: EFG at March 18, 2026 01:10 PM (rkKbe)

276 Sewer rats have mire integrity than Illinois Politicians.

Posted by: Lars at March 18, 2026 01:10 PM (kJH1Z)

277 I don't know that the Mayor is any less proggy and Kat-Krazy Abooga-booga... Evanston passed reparations..

Posted by: Inogame at March 18, 2026 01:10 PM (53oGX)

278 275 Eh...that Kat chick looks white as shit to me. But so does AOC, honestly.

Posted by: EFG at March 18, 2026 01:10 PM (rkKbe)

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Kat: .2% African. 98.8% English.
AOC: 100% Spanish

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:10 PM (hAotW)

279 Yabba-Dabba-Gah-Googah!!

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at March 18, 2026 01:11 PM (Q+gd/)

280 AOC hit the wall 18-24 months ago... hard. Every time I see her, she looks fatter and her ass looks bigger (not in a good way). She's starting to look like the wide latina on SCOTUS

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (xT8gx)

281 Eh...that Kat chick looks white as shit to me. But so does AOC, honestly.
Posted by: EFG at March 18, 2026 01:10 PM (rkKbe)

AOC needs an orthodontist in the worst way.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (kBisb)

282

*waits to see if a bunk is required*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March

No bunk required. I am just wondering why I do all these squats and RDLs.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (OoFl2)

283 *Andy Rooney Voice*:

"Hey, what's the deal with hitting 'continue reading,' whereupon I'm forced to watch a pop-up advert, and then shunted to AoSHQ archive version of the post but with no comments?"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (BRvvM)

284 AOC hit the wall 18-24 months ago... hard. Every time I see her, she looks fatter and her ass looks bigger (not in a good way). She's starting to look like the wide latina on SCOTUS
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (xT8gx)

Look at her mom, for that is the future.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (QX6xo)

285
So this Kat Abugslifehazealeechsinhercootch chick is reasonably attractive, in a 1:50am on Saturday night sort of way. Her best feature is that when you dork her up the squeekhole, you don't have to walk across the room for the 3 lb tub of AnalBlaster Lube, you just rub your junk in her hair.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (y9nCu)

286 282

*waits to see if a bunk is required*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March

No bunk required. I am just wondering why I do all these squats and RDLs.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (OoFl2)

====

Proof positive that women don't understand men.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (hAotW)

287 A doe-eyed, potty-mouthed terrorist, and a greasy-headed governor brylcreem. These are the best the Democrats have to offer.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 01:13 PM (M9gjJ)

288 Kat: .2% African. 98.8% English.
AOC: 100% Spanish
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:10 PM (hAotW)

WRONG!

50% Mexican!
50% African Slave!

You racist cerda!!!

Posted by: AOC at March 18, 2026 01:13 PM (dmDsy)

289
No bunk required. I am just wondering why I do all these squats and RDLs.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (OoFl2)

Wait. You work out?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:13 PM (QX6xo)

290 287 A doe-eyed, potty-mouthed terrorist, and a greasy-headed governor brylcreem. These are the best the Democrats have to offer.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 01:13 PM (M9gjJ)

====

"Wes Moore will save us!"
-like 5 people on X with huge...influence

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:14 PM (hAotW)

291 251 "Why did we pay her $3,000 to hock our products?"
-advertisers, apparently not
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (hAotW)

hawk
hahahaha

Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 01:14 PM (+YA9H)

292 AOC needs an orthodontist in the worst way.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (kBisb)

*****

Orthodontist? That is some true white girl shit.

Posted by: EFG at March 18, 2026 01:14 PM (rkKbe)

293 > She differs from AOC in what way exactly?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (k0c0j)

30 pounds.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 18, 2026 01:14 PM (rJ48h)

294 No bunk required. I am just wondering why I do all these squats and RDLs.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (OoFl2)

I wish I knew what an RDL was...

Posted by: Denny Crane - But I Am Heading To The Bunk Anyway.... at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM (dmDsy)

295 What is an "RDL"?? Some kind of exercise but I can't figure it from the context...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM (xT8gx)

296 Romanian Dead Lift

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2)

297
AOC needs an orthodontist in the worst way.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (kBisb)

A what?

Posted by: The UK at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM (QX6xo)

298 "But I poop from there!"

"Not today, you don't."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Gaaaaay!

Posted by: That one Seal from the meme at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM (a+4eV)

299 269 This is true for females... but for heterosexual males we are loathe to admit/notice/say anything about the looks of another male. Yet another of the many differences between men and women
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:09 PM (xT8gx)

A man can only call another man ugly if he's personally mangled their fact with his own fists.

Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM (wa/yD)

300 300

Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM (+YA9H)

301 RDL = Run Down Linus?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM (xT8gx)

302 Supposedly AOC was detained at an airport because she had to wait in TSA line with the commoners.

But NO KINGS, brah.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 12:30 PM
----------

I guess TSA didn't want to date her.
Posted by: WisRich
........

Not after they already got to second base with her.

Posted by: wth - at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (UjdFS)

303 What is an "RDL"?? Some kind of exercise but I can't figure it from the context...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM (xT8gx)

I thought it was something about 'duck lips.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (QX6xo)

304 294 I wish I knew what an RDL was...

Posted by: Denny Crane - But I Am Heading To The Bunk Anyway.... at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM (dmDsy)

=====

Romanian Dead Lift.

From a standing position, with optional weight in your hands in front of you, you push your butt back which starts your bend down. As the weights down down your legs, the weight will force you down further. Then, you pop back up, with extra emphasis on your glutes.

It targets hamstrings and the glutes. Good for building butts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (hAotW)

305 6 Online influencers who supposedly have a pulse on the bases seem to have weirdly small influence in elections.

But, that's just a cover.

They're totally going to be influential in the next election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 12:29 PM (hAotW)

And this is why I don't get as exercised by some supposedly rightwing influencers (like Krazy Kandy or Nick the Nazi) as The Big Guy TM - because I think a lot of their supposed following and influence is essentially made up, faked, nonexistent.

The internet is kinda fake and gay.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (gwt4v)

306 247 IOW, an “influencer” (I hate that fucking word)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 18, 2026 01:06 PM (kBisb)

#metoo

Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (+YA9H)

307 So this Kat Abugslifehazealeechsinhercootch chick is reasonably attractive, in a 1:50am on Saturday night sort of way. Her best feature is that when you dork her up the squeekhole, you don't have to walk across the room for the 3 lb tub of AnalBlaster Lube, you just rub your junk in her hair.

I have always assumed nothing was "too far" here at the HQ. I was wrong.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (Riz8t)

308 Romanian dead lifts.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (Dd38x)

309 kegels... that's the exercise to concentrate on.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (n5tGW)

310 Romanians have their own dead lift?? That doesn't seem right... how would that be different from the standard dead lift?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (xT8gx)

311 I only lift live Romanians.

Posted by: Ahhhhnold at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (2Ez/1)

312
To be fair, AIPAC does suck. They threw tens of millions into attack ads against Brandon Herrera the first time he ran, and he’s openly pro-Israel.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 12:51 PM (3cXfB)

Every lobby will take the devil they know first above any other. If Herrera wins, and remains every bit pro-Israel, he’ll be AIPAC’s best friend.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 18, 2026 01:17 PM (kBisb)

313 As a teenager, she considered joining the military

Is that what they're calling "meeting up with a troop ship" these days?

Posted by: Welcome Aboard! at March 18, 2026 01:17 PM (XFXIk)

314 290 287 A doe-eyed, potty-mouthed terrorist, and a greasy-headed governor brylcreem. These are the best the Democrats have to offer.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 01:13 PM (M9gjJ)

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They're good enough for US.

Posted by: Illinois democrats at March 18, 2026 01:17 PM (vnmN0)

315 Good for building butts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (hAotW)
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I know something about butts!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 18, 2026 01:17 PM (3BwY8)

316 96 53 >>>I still enjoy the bounce she takes when she's tossed

If the ass bounces on the asphalt, it'll bounce on the bed
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:37 PM (1wjle)

She is a bit cute.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)

Ya'll know the rule...
Don't put it in crazy.

Posted by: Inogame at March 18, 2026 01:17 PM (53oGX)

317 296 Romanian Dead Lift
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2)

When you have to carry a vampire?

Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2026 01:17 PM (wa/yD)

318 Reverse Dutch Lunges?

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2026 01:17 PM (erF49)

319 296 Romanian Dead Lift
_____

I have, servants, for that.

Posted by: Count Dracula at March 18, 2026 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)

320 267 If the ass bounces on the asphalt, it'll bounce on the bed
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 12:37 PM (1wjle)

"But I poop from there!"

"Not today, you don't."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:09 PM (QX6xo)

*****

Jesus Sponge, that is some wicked pinto level shit...

Respect.

Posted by: EFG at March 18, 2026 01:17 PM (rkKbe)

321 310 Romanians have their own dead lift?? That doesn't seem right... how would that be different from the standard dead lift?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (xT8gx)

=====

There are reasons for all of these stupid workout names.

There's an Arnold press which I assume is named after Schwarzenegger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:17 PM (hAotW)

322 Wait. You work out?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:13 PM

And all this time I thought it was the power of kale.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 01:17 PM (bFu5X)

323 Oh, baby~

@disclosetv 51s
JUST IN - U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency quietly purchases "http://aliens.gov" domain name.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2026 01:17 PM (diia5)

324
Romanian Dead Lift
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2)

I must be old. I don't get the appeal of lifting dead Romanians.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2026 01:18 PM (y9nCu)

325 She looks attractive in this picture, just not attractive politically or personality wise to people who don't share her views:

https://tinyurl.com/2xxycuew

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2026 01:18 PM (PFs9e)

326 It targets hamstrings and the glutes. Good for building butts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (hAotW)

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Am SO Glad I Am Here In The Bunk! at March 18, 2026 01:18 PM (dmDsy)

327 Kat: .2% African. 98.8% English.
AOC: 100% Spanish
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:10 PM (hAotW)

100% Spanish can have a lot of Moorish in them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 01:18 PM (8zz6B)

328 Romanian Dead Lift
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2)
_________

[Grins]

-- Vlad Tepes

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

329 "Wes Moore will save us!"
-like 5 people on X with huge...influence

He's locked in a tight contest with Brandon Scott (Baltimore mayor) as to who can do the most to make black Democrats look cartoonishly corrupt.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 01:18 PM (2ocoG)

330 A what?
Posted by: The UK at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM (QX6xo)

An orthodontist….forget it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 18, 2026 01:18 PM (kBisb)

331 Ya'll know the rule...
Don't put it in crazy.
Posted by: Inogame at March 18, 2026 01:17 PM (53oGX)

*****
Rules were meant to be broken...

Posted by: EFG at March 18, 2026 01:18 PM (rkKbe)

332 Did someone say Jenny Agutter?

And not post a photo?

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Oblig.:

https://tinyurl.com/Missiles-Inbound

Posted by: Sharkman at March 18, 2026 01:18 PM (BRvvM)

333 It targets hamstrings and the glutes. Good for building butts.
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This sounds gay.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 18, 2026 01:18 PM (pZ64F)

334 Romanians have their own dead lift?? That doesn't seem right... how would that be different from the standard dead lift?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (xT8gx)

"Bring out your dead!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:19 PM (QX6xo)

335 Romanians have their own dead lift?? That doesn't seem right... how would that be different from the standard dead lift?

A different grip.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2026 01:19 PM (LLQU7)

336 >>>AOC needs an orthodontist in the worst way.

Posted by: Cow Demon

>AOC needs an apple or a carrot. Beasts of burden need a treat now and then.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 01:19 PM (M9gjJ)

337 Is it me or is Gen-Z mostly Manson Family rejects?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 18, 2026 01:19 PM (wBaIH)

338 Romanian dead lifts.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM

You have to lift tiny gymnasts?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 01:19 PM (bFu5X)

339 It's not a hobby.

It's a religion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:08 PM (hAotW)

Neurosis

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 01:19 PM (pDKBK)

340 I used to do some powerlifting in college which has the three moves: Squat, bench press, deadlift...

Deadlift was grab the bar and lift the weight up to your waist any way you can... sounds like RDLs are a very specific sequence of motions to accomplish that end result

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:19 PM (xT8gx)

341 Jane Fonda was cute in her Cat Ballou days, but Lee Marvin stole that movie.

Posted by: Indiana Lurker at March 18, 2026 01:19 PM (3ZVqj)

342 There's an Arnold press which I assume is named after Schwarzenegger.
____

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Arnold's Maid at March 18, 2026 01:20 PM (Dv3i1)

343 Did someone say Jenny Agutter?

She plays a Mother Superior now in the Brit series Call the Midwife

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 01:20 PM (+5YP2)

344 340 Deadlift was grab the bar and lift the weight up to your waist any way you can... sounds like RDLs are a very specific sequence of motions to accomplish that end result

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:19 PM (xT8gx)

===

The name is probably because of the variation of the start (standing), the emphasis on pushing back first, and the use of free weights in particular.

But that's just a guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:20 PM (hAotW)

345 Romanian Dead lifts are done knees.akimbo.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 18, 2026 01:20 PM (wBaIH)

346 No bunk required. I am just wondering why I do all these squats and RDLs.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (OoFl2)

For us!

Posted by: Pencil skirts at March 18, 2026 01:20 PM (kBisb)

347
Jesus Sponge, that is some wicked pinto level shit...

Respect.
Posted by: EFG at March 18, 2026 01:17 PM (rkKbe)

It was a line from some movie I watched in my teenage years........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:20 PM (QX6xo)

348 Wait. You work out?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:13 PM

Right? You think I would look better, yet here we are!

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:20 PM (Dd38x)

349 325 She looks attractive in this picture, just not attractive politically or personality wise to people who don't share her views:

https://tinyurl.com/2xxycuew
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2026 01:18 PM (PFs9e)
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Ring lights, makeup, and 45 minutes on your hair can do wonders.

Still has crazy eyes. Hardest of passes.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 18, 2026 01:20 PM (3BwY8)

350 I do RDLs. Great posterior chain exercise. It helps with deadlifts. If you do them right, you'll feel them for days.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2026 01:21 PM (mkw2N)

351 A Romanian Dead Lift? What the firing squad did to Nicolae and Elena Ceaucescu afterwards?

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 18, 2026 01:21 PM (kBisb)

352
You have to lift tiny gymnasts?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 01:19 PM (bFu5X)

Only after they're dead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:21 PM (QX6xo)

353 341 Jane Fonda was cute in her Cat Ballou days, but Lee Marvin stole that movie.
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Lee Marvin is a movie Star. He steals every scene. Jane is the daughter of a movie star. She had nice tits but they allowed her to talk.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 18, 2026 01:21 PM (pZ64F)

354
I have always assumed nothing was "too far" here at the HQ. I was wrong.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (Riz8t)

Are you Moron OG enough to remember the infamous Memorial Day ONT thread, and the discussion of ATM Machines?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2026 01:21 PM (y9nCu)

355 280 AOC hit the wall 18-24 months ago... hard. Every time I see her, she looks fatter and her ass looks bigger (not in a good way). She's starting to look like the wide latina on SCOTUS
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (xT8gx)

abuela

Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 01:22 PM (+YA9H)

356 Romanians have their own dead lift?? That doesn't seem right... how would that be different from the standard dead lift?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (xT8gx)

One Ceausescu, two Ceausescu, three Ceausescu, four...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 01:22 PM (8zz6B)

357 Ring lights, makeup, and 45 minutes on your hair can do wonders.

Still has crazy eyes. Hardest of passes.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 18, 2026 01:20 PM

Well, that and her lack of cock, eh?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:22 PM (QX6xo)

358 Still has crazy eyes. Hardest of passes.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 18, 2026 01:20 PM (3BwY

Well she is a female... so

Posted by: Oh Noes! at March 18, 2026 01:22 PM (HcoTw)

359 It's a doctor who works to bring your teeth into alignment.
But that's not important right now.

Posted by: Airplane! at March 18, 2026 01:22 PM (2Ez/1)

360 Whoops! That was sumo.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2026 01:22 PM (LLQU7)

361 AOC was about a mile from my house two weekends ago. She was in a diner with my Congress critter Pat Ryan. I guy I know was there and listened in to them meeting the public. Said AOC sounded like an ignorant little girl

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2026 01:22 PM (YsPj+)

362 This dude loved babies too much and that's *definitely* why he's being charged.

---------------

"1.5 billion murdered babies is a statistic."

Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2026 01:22 PM (77lWn)

363 296 Romanian Dead Lift
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2)

Working out lifting dead Romanians is the most metal thing I have heard today... and I'm listening to Pantera.

Posted by: Reforger at March 18, 2026 01:23 PM (rpbjO)

364 355 280 AOC hit the wall 18-24 months ago... hard. Every time I see her, she looks fatter and her ass looks bigger (not in a good way). She's starting to look like the wide latina on SCOTUS
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (xT8gx)

abuela
----------
Lumpy.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 18, 2026 01:23 PM (pZ64F)

365 AOC went through the all like the Kool-Aid Man, about 8 years ago.

Posted by: Big Haunches, Wide Ride, Arm Flab at March 18, 2026 01:23 PM (oftw2)

366 I wouldn't have minded lifting Nadia Comaneci in her prime. There's a Romanian that could be lifted!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:23 PM (xT8gx)

367 Lee Marvin is a movie Star. He steals every scene. Jane is the daughter of a movie star. She had nice tits but they allowed her to talk.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 18, 2026 01:21 PM (pZ64F)

Her tits should have told her to shut her whore mouth.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 01:23 PM (dmDsy)

368 Well, that and her lack of cock, eh?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:22 PM (QX6xo)
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lol sock fail

Posted by: ballistic at March 18, 2026 01:23 PM (3BwY8)

369 "I'm glad Bliss won if only so it sends this signal that this kind of fake MeToo-ing doesn't work and is then disincentivized."

You can't disincentivize the Left. You can only destroy them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (fZiTB)

370 Wait. You work out?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Right? You think I would look better, yet here we are!
Posted by: Piper

Steps away from Piper for when the lightning hits for lying.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (IBsfd)

371 300
Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 01:15 PM

This.....IS......SPARTA!!!!!!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (qoLdL)

372 Said AOC sounded like an ignorant little girl
___

She's the same in real life as she is on instagram.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (Dv3i1)

373
Right? You think I would look better, yet here we are!
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:20 PM (Dd38x)

It could be worse. I knew a lady that was a Jazzercise instructor.

She was pushing 250 on a good day.......

I wouldn't have gone to that class......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (QX6xo)

374 lol sock fail
Posted by: ballistic at March 18, 2026 01:23 PM

But a perfectly cromulent one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (bFu5X)

375 Are you Moron OG enough to remember the infamous Memorial Day ONT thread, and the discussion of ATM Machines?

I remember the Memorial Day ONT. People were basically having phone sex, except in comments.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (2ocoG)

376 I guess that since this didn't work for her, she will now be showing the scamper on Only Fans for her next grift.

Old Toobin is going to have some new fap material pretty soon.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (k1E2D)

377 AOC was about a mile from my house two weekends ago. She was in a diner with my Congress critter Pat Ryan. I guy I know was there and listened in to them meeting the public. Said AOC sounded like an ignorant little girl

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2026 01:22 PM (YsPj+)

---------------

She was only installed after winning a focus group contest.

Like with The DogEater -- it's all fake, gay, and retarded all the way down ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (77lWn)

378 Good for building butts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:16 PM (hAotW)
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I know something about butts!

Posted by: Mayor Pete
===

Mailbox open. Mailbox closed, Mailbox open.... ahhhhh mailbox full.

Posted by: The Real Peter Bootyjuice at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (xvV+O)

379 -----
lol sock fail
Posted by: ballistic at March 18, 2026 01:23 PM

LMFAO

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (QX6xo)

380 JUST IN - U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency quietly purchases "http://aliens.gov" domain name.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Make it the place to report illegal foreigners and ruin everyone's day.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 18, 2026 01:25 PM (a+4eV)

381 I'm afraid if I tried to pronounce Kat's last I would summon a demon.

Oh wait, too late.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 01:25 PM (WG/Se)

382 So this Kat Abugslifehazealeechsinhercootch chick is reasonably attractive, in a 1:50am on Saturday night sort of way. Her best feature is that when you dork her up the squeekhole, you don't have to walk across the room for the 3 lb tub of AnalBlaster Lube, you just rub your junk in her hair.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (y9nCu)
__________

I'm disappointed that I didn't write this cruel poetry

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

383 Hey. Did I miss anything?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2026 01:25 PM (DRSnL)

384
Jane Fonda was cute in her Cat Ballou days, but Lee Marvin stole that movie.
Posted by: Indiana Lurker at March 18, 2026 01:19 PM (3ZVqj)

According to Lee Marvin himself, the horse is the one who stole the movie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2026 01:25 PM (y9nCu)

385 > Romanians have their own dead lift?? That doesn't seem right... how would that be different from the standard dead lift?

Deadlift: bar starts on the floor, stand up with the weight
RDL: bar starts at standing position, lower while hinging at the waist, push your but allll the way back until your hamstrings are tight, then stand up again.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2026 01:25 PM (mkw2N)

386 355 280 AOC hit the wall 18-24 months ago... hard. Every time I see her, she looks fatter and her ass looks bigger (not in a good way). She's starting to look like the wide latina on SCOTUS
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:12 PM (xT8gx)

abuela
Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 01:22 PM (+YA9H)

Her fat arms are the biggest clue that her "hot" days are waaaay behind her.

From now on, she'll have to rely on her keen intellect and sharp wit.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 01:25 PM (dmDsy)

387 She seems clearly to be an op to copy AOC: young, reasonably attractive, bat-shit crazy commie, high-status minority, super-annoying, and dumb as a dumb brick dipped in dumbness.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

Her opponent didn't copy the dude AOC beat - he was paying attention and was able to win. It wasn't like she had any insight into the community she now represents, her first official act was to torpedo a huge Amazon business there.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 01:26 PM (8avO+)

388 And then tell her to go make me a sandwich.

With the nice brown mustard, not the yellow.
Posted by: EFG at March 18, 2026 01:00 PM (rkKbe)

/nods

No yellow.

Posted by: Hunter B. at March 18, 2026 01:26 PM (Sy6m/)

389 375 Are you Moron OG enough to remember the infamous Memorial Day ONT thread, and the discussion of ATM Machines?

I remember the Memorial Day ONT. People were basically having phone sex, except in comments.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (2ocoG)

Tries to figure the connection between phone/ online sex and ATM machines...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 01:26 PM (+5YP2)

390 Arnold press is shoulders / arms. It’s just a shoulder press with a rotation. Capitalizes on the mobility of the shoulder joint.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:26 PM (Dd38x)

391 381 I'm afraid if I tried to pronounce Kat's last I would summon a demon

Or sound like an old time car horn

Posted by: Oh Noes! at March 18, 2026 01:26 PM (HcoTw)

392 Hey. Did I miss anything?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2026 01:25 PM (DRSnL)

This name......it seems familiar, but just can't place it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:26 PM (QX6xo)

393 360 Whoops! That was sumo.
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2026 01:22 PM (LLQU7)

Speaking of sumo, people seem to have finally found ways to beat Aonishiki. His "fastest rise ever" to Yokozuna has been stopped in its tracks.

Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2026 01:27 PM (wa/yD)

394 Still has crazy eyes. Hardest of passes.
Posted by: Mayor Pete

Just avoid the "bonus" hole, is all. So I've heard.

Posted by: Sen Lyndsey at March 18, 2026 01:27 PM (Dv3i1)

395 Capitalizes on the mobility of the shoulder joint.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:26 PM (Dd38x)

Whelp.....I'm out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:27 PM (QX6xo)

396 Hey. Did I miss anything?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2026 01:25 PM

Just jump into the comments...there's no time to explain right now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 01:27 PM (bFu5X)

397 It could be worse. I knew a lady that was a Jazzercise instructor.

She was pushing 250 on a good day.......

I wouldn't have gone to that class......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (QX6xo)

That sounds... disastrous

Why would anyone attend? The logic is: Do jazzercise and you'll look like me and the Jardiance land whales!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:27 PM (xT8gx)

398 I am going to miss the constant deluge of ads with the progs all ripping each other to shreds to try to get the D spot on the November ballot.

Unlikely to change anything here in NE Illinois, but it was still endlessly entertaining.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at March 18, 2026 01:27 PM (XbNmU)

399 Kat's last name sounds Iranian. Shouldn't she be happy even if she lost the primary?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2026 01:28 PM (YsPj+)

400 390 Arnold press is shoulders / arms. It’s just a shoulder press with a rotation. Capitalizes on the mobility of the shoulder joint.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:26 PM (Dd38x)

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Our expert in couture also is explaining weightlifting. Mind blown.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 18, 2026 01:28 PM (p503p)

401
I'm disappointed that I didn't write this cruel poetry
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

The secret is to ask yourself "what would Teh Ewok write... if he were a Baltimore stevedore"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2026 01:28 PM (y9nCu)

402 Thinking outside the box. Newt Gingrich (satirically) calls for using a few dozen nukes to widen the Strait of Hormuz such that Iran can't control it.

https://is.gd/vfYnI2

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 18, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)

403 Hey. Did I miss anything?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2026 01:25 PM (DRSnL)

Woot! A Jordan 61 sighting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 01:28 PM (8zz6B)

404 Maybe I can Willow this thread by asking if this Kent traitor is actually going on Cuckers podcast...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 01:29 PM (+5YP2)

405 Tries to figure the connection between phone/ online sex and ATM machines...
Posted by: It's me donna

Dammit! Forgot to tell my truly tasteless joke during the ONT last night.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 01:29 PM (IBsfd)

406 400 390 Arnold press is shoulders / arms. It’s just a shoulder press with a rotation. Capitalizes on the mobility of the shoulder joint.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:26 PM (Dd38x)

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Our expert in couture also is explaining weightlifting. Mind blown.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 18, 2026 01:28 PM (p503p)

=====

Women need good shoulders to look good in many dresses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 01:29 PM (hAotW)

407 That sounds... disastrous

Why would anyone attend? The logic is: Do jazzercise and you'll look like me and the Jardiance land whales!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 18, 2026 01:27 PM (xT8gx)

Heh. Her 'classmates' would go pound drinks at a local bar after class.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 01:29 PM (QX6xo)

408 In the meantime, in TX-19:

My choice is between a lobbyist and a wet behind the ears kid. I will probably vote for Tom Sell with little enthusiasm.

I miss being in TX-13 before the redistricting…

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 18, 2026 01:29 PM (kBisb)

409 375 Are you Moron OG enough to remember the infamous Memorial Day ONT thread, and the discussion of ATM Machines?

I remember the Memorial Day ONT. People were basically having phone sex, except in comments.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (2ocoG)

So, the "ATM"s were....Ass To Mouth?

Wow, I'm sorry I missed THAT ONT!

Posted by: Denny Crane - But I Am Thinking About It Now...Still In The Bunk. at March 18, 2026 01:29 PM (dmDsy)

410

That was satisfying seeing that little crazy tyrant slammed on her little butt.

And hilarious, it was very funny.

What millionaire father is keeping her in designer clothes?

And yes, Dad had a hedge fund.

She is garbage.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 18, 2026 01:30 PM (et1vG)

411 Her opponent didn't copy the dude AOC beat - he was paying attention and was able to win. It wasn't like she had any insight into the community she now represents, her first official act was to torpedo a huge Amazon business there.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 01:26 PM (8avO+)

"Amazon is terrible because it steals the market from small local businesses by selling cheap junk cheaper than local business"
also
"Tariffs are terrible because they make consumers pay more for cheap junk"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2026 01:30 PM (rbvCR)

412 Our expert in couture also is explaining weightlifting. Mind blown.

The Horde is basically Wikipedia, but not communist.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 01:30 PM (2ocoG)

413 Nood.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 18, 2026 01:30 PM (IKiZW)

414 Hey. Did I miss anything?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2026 01:25 PM (DRSnL)

You are not allowed to be scarce for so long. I had to resort recently to reading old comments of yours. It wasn't pretty.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 01:31 PM (pDKBK)

415 375 Are you Moron OG enough to remember the infamous Memorial Day ONT thread, and the discussion of ATM Machines?

I remember the Memorial Day ONT. People were basically having phone sex, except in comments.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (2ocoG)

*****

Which is hot, right? Because everyone here is barely just 29, right?

Posted by: EFG at March 18, 2026 01:31 PM (rkKbe)

416
So, the "ATM"s were....Ass To Mouth?

Wow, I'm sorry I missed THAT ONT!
Posted by: Denny Crane - But I Am Thinking About It Now...Still In The Bunk. at March 18, 2026 01:29 PM (dmDsy)

You only do that if you REALLY like the guy.........

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 18, 2026 01:31 PM (QX6xo)

417 RDL: bar starts at standing position, lower while hinging at the waist, push your but allll the way back until your hamstrings are tight, then stand up again.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2026 01:25 PM (mkw2N)

You should hinge at the hip, the goal is how far back can your seat go until anything rounds, shoulders, back,etc. That is your range, you stop before the round, weights stay close. You can kick stand either leg to increase work, or even lift as you shift back. All kinds of fun things to make your hamstrings hurt!

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 01:32 PM (Dd38x)

418
So, the "ATM"s were....Ass To Mouth?

Wow, I'm sorry I missed THAT ONT!
Posted by: Denny Crane - But I Am Thinking About It Now...Still In The Bunk. at March 18, 2026 01:29 PM (dmDsy)

If memory serves, ace gave Teh Horde a stern talking-to afterwards and I think he even threatened to nuke the ONTs unless we behaved. For some values of "behaved".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2026 01:34 PM (y9nCu)

419 26 percent. I'm old enough to remember when the Communist in an election pulled down like 3 percent of the vote.

Posted by: MartynWW at March 18, 2026 01:34 PM (M9zxq)

420 388 And then tell her to go make me a sandwich.

With the nice brown mustard, not the yellow.
Posted by: EFG at March 18, 2026 01:00 PM (rkKbe)

/nods

No yellow.
Posted by: Hunter B. at March 18, 2026 01:26 PM (Sy6m/)

*****

Dare I google that Hunter Biden reference?

Posted by: EFG at March 18, 2026 01:35 PM (rkKbe)

421 369 "I'm glad Bliss won if only so it sends this signal that this kind of fake MeToo-ing doesn't work and is then disincentivized."

You can't disincentivize the Left. You can only destroy them.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 18, 2026 01:24 PM (fZiTB)

Bliss-->Biss

Posted by: m at March 18, 2026 01:37 PM (+YA9H)

422 361 AOC was about a mile from my house two weekends ago. She was in a diner with my Congress critter Pat Ryan. I guy I know was there and listened in to them meeting the public. Said AOC sounded like an ignorant little girl
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Congress critters are often that isolated and ignorant. The lazy and geriatric ones end up depending on their staffs. What they are is the CEO essentially of a small firm (larger for the Senate) and like CEOs vary in their ability and desire to look under the hood at what is going on. As they have virtually few performance metrics to meet and their voters are largely as ignorant about issues as they are, they skate by.

They spend their official time schmoozing, traveling, sitting in boring meetings, and fundraising and the off time depending on their inclinations--drinking, chasing tail, going on junkets, running for higher office if House member, and a few spend that time being virtuous policy makers. A few are in leadership either committee chairs or the central leadership.

For House members, their biggest fear aside from losing office is redistricting, second is doing something stupid that will cause rejection by voters.

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2026 01:44 PM (E4rtv)

423 very girl under the age of 35 who is left of center declares herself "bisexual." It means nothing -- you can be a "bisexual" girl and only have sex with men -- but it's a way to gain some status and attention. "Bisexual" ranks above "straight" in their world.

Same thing with "nonbinary." It means nothing and cannot be verified or objectively proven. But it's been co-opted by many otherwise perfectly normal straights or gays to gain some status and attention.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

or to put it another way, it is sometimes used to avoid the negative status and attention straight people get in those circles of education and woke thought.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 01:44 PM (8avO+)

424 "And he claims the affair was short-lived and only involved kissing."

Is that kinda like, Clinton's "I didn't inhale"

Posted by: Joe at March 18, 2026 03:01 PM (Uy/WF)

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