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Me-Again Kelly Demands to Know Why Online Influencers Aren't Defending Her Against Mark Levin's "Disgusting" Attacks
If that sounds insane to you, that means you're paying attention.
Cavernous Nostrils has been smearing Erika Kirk since a week after his murder, claiming that she was "covering up" for The Real Killers, who she has alleged at various times to be Israelis, Mormon Bee Cultists, French Intelligence, Egyptian Planes, US military personnel, etc. Lately Cavernous Nostrils has changed her attacks on Erika Kirk, now claiming she was associates with Jeffrey Epstein and groomed children for sex trafficking. When Me-Again Kelly was asked to say something about this absolute demonic horrorshow, Me-Again responded: "I'm not the mom of the internet.' But she thinks it's "disgusting" that Mark Levin routinely calls her "Granny Groyper" --like many women, and many men too (guilty!) she does not like it being noted that she is old enough to be a grandparent -- she has been demanding that various online personalities condemn Levin for "stalking" her. Here's just one example of Me-Again -- who, I repeat, said it was none of her business if Candace Owens accused Erika Kirk of arranging for her husband's murder because she's not "the mom of the internet" -- demanding that men gather 'round her to protect her from Levin's "disgusting" attacks:
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@AntSpeaks It's extraordinary how Megyn is now asking everyone around her why they didn't speak up when Mark Levin supposedly attacked her. The same woman who has made a conscious effort to ignore all the insults and accusations Candace has made against Erika Kirk over the last six months. She even went so far as to claim she had gotten close to Candace and supported her in "questioning Israel." I use this comparison a lot, but it's nevertheless accurate.. Megyn is a prime example of a stupid person who desperately believes they're smart. She was convinced she had outwitted everyone, that she was in the right, and that most would side with her. Now it's come back to bite her in the ass.
Is it just me, or....?
I mean... pic.twitter.com/jNlMWuPeed
— The Reaping Phase (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 16, 2026
She means that Levin says she's a 14-year-old mean girl trapped in the botoxed body of a 55-year-old woman. And that she's a Nazi. As she did when she first learned to curse, she then went on to say "micropenis, micropenis, micropenis" over and over again, to show how Young and Brat she is. Here's the "disgusting" and "lewd" attack that provoked Me-Again into devolving back into her 14-year-old mean girl self. Does this sound "lewd" or "disgusting" to you?
Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly Micropenis Mark @marklevinshow thinks he has the monopoly on lewd. He tweets about me obsessively in the crudest, nastiest terms possible. Literally more than some stalkers I've had arrested. He doesn't like it when women like me fight back. Bc of his micropenis.
Micropenis Mark @marklevinshow thinks he has the monopoly on lewd. He tweets about me obsessively in the crudest, nastiest terms possible. Literally more than some stalkers I’ve had arrested. He doesn’t like it when women like me fight back. Bc of his micropenis. https://t.co/7cl3Efc3N7
— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) March 15, 2026
I do question whether Me-Again, who is flatter than Rachel Corrie after an all-Ozempic diet, is really the person qualified to judge how well-endowed people are.
— The Reaping Phase (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 16, 2026
Hey Thimble-Tits, when you can fill a training bra without needing a wad of toilet paper, get back to us.
Me-Again has reinvented herself more times than Madonna and Cher and has a couple more transformations left in her. She's not quite sixty yet. https://t.co/ivEpNWW5C6
— The Reaping Phase (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 16, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:06 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:06 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (aZm/F)
Since projections seems to be real, I assume all women who are femcels like Me-Again have "Morning Milking Farm" on their reading list and think about nothing but sex.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (GSy5R)
Influencers. It's stupid.
It's all about money. Most of them don't believe the shit they are pushing.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 05:08 PM (aZm/F)
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hells.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 05:08 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:07 PM (dmDsy)
Aren't boomers (the submarines, not the generation) supposed to be slow? Seems like coming in second is playing to type.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:08 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:09 PM (2GVsD)
Why? Is she unarmed?
*sits back and waits*
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:09 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 05:09 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 05:09 PM (mYP08)
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Sure do!
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 05:10 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 05:10 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2026 05:10 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (3ek7K)
That's a sure sign of an insecure woman - when confronted by man, they go right for the "you have a micro-peen" insult.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 05:08 PM (aZm/F)
Chick can spew blood out of her eyes and wherever. She'll live.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (mYP08)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:12 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 05:12 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 05:12 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:12 PM (2GVsD)
So, Cavernous Nostrils = Candace Owens and
Granny Groyper = Me-Again Kelly?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 05:12 PM (0sNs1)
No! I shan't believe it! I shan't!
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:13 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Frank Constanza at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (erF49)
Oh... wait... forgot... Roberts and Boasberg are friends who got to conferences together.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (mP0Kj)
That's a sure sign of an insecure woman - when confronted by man, they go right for the "you have a micro-peen" insult.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (9Ovst)
And the correct response is, "Well, I'm packing nine inches but I can understand why a woman of your capacity would consider that small."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (ExV1e)
Then she won't get paid another thirty pieces of silver.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:14 PM (2GVsD)
RuPaul is right on it...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:15 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM
Like a Horny Toad.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:15 PM (4NO2D)
"CEL"?
Check engine light?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (XuXeR)
short for celibate. incels were men who were complaining that women's current absurd dating standards were delusional, so the obvious answer was to personally attack them with sexual terms or claim they hated all women.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:15 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:15 PM (erF49)
Hey Bitch,
You can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (3ek7K)
But first... you will... make me a samich!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (mP0Kj)
==
😂😂😂😂
Gold !
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (GD0B3)
Femcel is just the female equivalent of an incel, and then seem to be more common in the wild than actual incels, given the extreme sex-obsession the 50 Shades of Gray types have in the XX club.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (GSy5R)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:15 PM (8avO+)
And femcels are theoretical women who can't get ANYONE to be willing to date them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (ExV1e)
Anyway, I don't want to listen to any of the above, including both her and Levin.
BTW, didn't "Failure Theater" come from Ace? Just saw it used at Issues and Insights.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (w/O5Q)
Just not Megan's.
I think conservatives are just so happy when seemingly intelligent people articulate a conservative position. So when they turn out to be media whores, it stings a bit more.
It's cold out so my friends' cat Snowflake is here laying on me. Tough to type. I don't know how you cat people deal with it.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Femcel at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (XuXeR)
That is how I read it because she is running to cower.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:12 PM (2GVsD)
Yup. Step 1: Lash out as a strong and independent woman. Step 2: complain when a critic treats you as an equal.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (8avO+)
i said it a lot but I don't know if I came up with it.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (vt7xw)
Roberts should have to recuse himself from any cases involving Trump.. He is obviously prejudiced...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (hxd26)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM
What if he's eating a sandwich at the moment? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (4NO2D)
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You hate Candy for your reasons. I'll hate her for mine. We're a big tent party.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:18 PM (ndZc7)
Why, yes. Yes, they can. Lets help them along. You push. I'll pull!
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 17, 2026 05:18 PM (cO6oP)
The actual charges are far weirder than some mad conspiracy with Israel. If you had "Mossad arranged for a hit on Charlie" next to "Trans furry gang killed Charlie" which sounds more like a headline from the National Enquirer?
It baffles me, it really does.
Posted by: Sam MacGee at March 17, 2026 05:18 PM (/ZkOF)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:18 PM (1wjle)
That ad model is not sustainable in the age of AI that can create content and game the engagement faster than they can update their algorithm.
Maybe she can stage a nip-slip to boost her numbers?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 05:18 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (0sNs1)
You aren't going to put the sandwich down?
Be real.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (erF49)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (4NO2D)
Femcel is just the female equivalent of an incel, and then seem to be more common in the wild than actual incels, given the extreme sex-obsession the 50 Shades of Gray types have in the XX club.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (GSy5R)
Exactly! An "Incel" is simply a heterosexual male who is not a rapist...
Why is that a bad thing?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Femcel at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (0sNs1)
It's not known as the "Devil's Triad" for nothing.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (u73oe)
https://youtu.be/Mt9FG9YjBMM?si=n5-WWYNLv2Fyg9eR
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: the lower depths at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM (GSy5R)
Femcel = Overweight with blue hair, tatoos, and a nose ring.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
From my time working in a foundry, I have a bunch of patternmakers shrink rules.
Methinks they'd come in handy 'bout now.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: It's me donna
But what's his dick size?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (ndZc7)
How can a fire in the laundry room of the USS Ford take THIRTY hours to extinguish?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (HlyYF)
It's about engorgement.
Posted by: Amirite? at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (AlhUl)
It had the all time insult "yeast infected gutter bitch" tossed as Candace.
Good times!!!
Posted by: Thatch at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (i0077)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:19 PM (mP0Kj)
Nah. They could still get laid if they wanted to.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:16 PM
What if he's eating a sandwich at the moment? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM
There is no reason that, how you say, one cannot do both at the same time.
Posted by: Paolo at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (0sNs1)
It had the all time insult "yeast infected gutter bitch" tossed as Candace.
was it Kimerly Kacik or something ?
I saw a response from her, attacking an unnamed person, and adding: "4. I can pronounce 'anecdote.'"
Must have been a response to Cavernous.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:21 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: It's me donna
But what's his dick size?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM
He's Irish.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:21 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 05:21 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:21 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:21 PM (XuXeR)
"Please never let me piss off Ace" keeps getting higher up the list and just cracked the Top 3.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:22 PM (+lYcl)
Remember when shitbag mcgee said she “had blood coming from her mouth, coming from her whatever.” Now she blows him eternally! Imagine blowing someone who shit on you. Lmao
There's a reason NBC paid her $30 million just to leave.
Why is there so much hate for kelly? Levin literally works for israel and kelly is exposing that, if anyone is paying attention.
I get the feeling she was molested as a child. That explains the acting out and psychotic break she suffered since tRump the pedophile took office.
Knowing her history, there is a non zero chance she knows his dick size for a fact, but I am curious if it’s not his micro but her cavernous vagina.
If you've ever heard Levin in one of his stark raving lunatic rants on his radio show you would know exactly how micro his penis is without ever having to actually know details.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 05:22 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: George at March 17, 2026 05:22 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna
But what's his dick size?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM
He's Irish.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:21 PM (4NO2D)
Wife says he is part Leprechaun... yeah... that part...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:22 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:22 PM (hxd26)
So it doesn't matter how absurd the claims are...is it better to say Erika was a lesbian in bed with Epstein and look silly then to talk about how trannies and tranny chaser in modern America will murder anyone that is effective in opposing them.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 05:22 PM (sKqQm)
Nah - That bitch is getting dick on the regular. Don't fall for the act.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (erF49)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (XuXeR)
i dunno, never met him. I'm just relaying what someone said in his defense.
It could just be that his high-pitched voice suggests a leprechaun...
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (HlyYF)
Carrier.
1. It's possible that no one was nearby so it spread before it was noticed.
2. Lots of surface sailors don't seem to get much training in damage control.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (ExV1e)
Had to close out the page because one of my co-workers wanted to know what I was screaming laughter about......
Never change, Ace.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (Cjger)
Posted by: Denny Crane - You kids, Sometimes I Just Don't Get You... at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e)
Chad/Tyrone/Enrique...may still have sechs/seggs with them if they're bored that night. But they're never going to call/text back.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2026 05:24 PM (9Ovst)
First she followed Roger Ailes, then she followed Brit Hume, then she followed Chris Wallace -- remember her disgraceful bit as Chris Wallace's attack dog at the Republican debate? -- and now she's following Tuq'r Qarlson.
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Chris Wallace -- now there's a notable lack of charisma. No principles. Kind of desperate. Looks like a new life form made of dandruff. Second banana to that?
It's some comfort knowing he was humiliated and tormented by his more-famous sociopathic father Mike.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 05:24 PM (xPNeT)
I do question whether Me-Again, who is flatter than Rachel Corrie after an all-Ozempic diet, is really the person qualified to judge how well-endowed people are.
Hey Thimble-Tits, when you can fill a training bra without needing a wad of toilet paper, get back to us.
As I've said time and time again, Teh Ewok uses his tongue prettier than a $5 whore.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 05:24 PM (y9nCu)
Haut comme trois pommes.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:25 PM (4NO2D)
But even when he is right honestly his voice and way of discussion is a big turn off. Jordan Peterson has the same sort of heavy intellectual take on things but he comes across as someone you want to listen to.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 05:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (HlyYF)
Carrier.
1. It's possible that no one was nearby so it spread before it was noticed.
2. Lots of surface sailors don't seem to get much training in damage control.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (ExV1e)
Had to be some kind of HVAC problem....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:25 PM (dmDsy)
Have you seen those hash marks?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:25 PM (XuXeR)
>Hey Thimble-Tits, when you can fill a training bra without needing a wad of toilet paper, get back to us.
Oh, damn...I didn't notice that was Ace. I should have recognized the Cruelty.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:25 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Wee Willy Gates at March 17, 2026 05:26 PM (2Ez/1)
no but seriously she's super #Based and conservative now, guys
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:26 PM (1wjle)
They didn't clean the lint filters?
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 05:21 PM
Knowing that might be an ignition point, I would think they would have a designed means to douse it.
I can't understand how an aircraft carrier can almost be taken out of operations by a fire that took 30 hours to extinguish?
They have a complex fire fighting capability and trained damage control crews. WTF?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:26 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e)
Chad/Tyrone/Enrique...may still have sechs/seggs with them if they're bored that night. But they're never going to call/text back.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2026 05:24 PM (9Ovst)
that's what makes the new fem-coined "situationship" so hilarious. You can't get guys you want to like you back, so you pretend you are in a relationship and keep being used rather than appreciate someone who might treat you better.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (8avO+)
You really need to write that down.
By the way, your "judge" friend is lousy at his job.
Who is paying him for his rulings? That Soros guy?
Now, tell me to shut up, bitch, cause I got more...
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (pvf3X)
i dunno, never met him. I'm just relaying what someone said in his defense.
It could just be that his high-pitched voice suggests a leprechaun...
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (1wjle)
——
Yes, the claim is 5-9. But there are pics online of people who claim to be 5-9 standing next to him, and he’s much shorter. I think he’s using the old WWF method of determining height. Anyone remember that? Every wrestler was at least 6-4 and 225 pounds, even if he was obviously much shorter and lighter.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (hxd26)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (pohLc)
She's gone full Gamer Girl.
Happy to be one of the Boys until anyone forgets she's a stronk empowered guhrl.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (erF49)
Kelly began going off the rails immediately in the days after Charlie Kirk was assassinated. She brought a lot of drama to the party (so to speak) and I got the vibe that she was moving on to ... something.
When she refused to give Chucker Qatarlson a well earned thump or two as he veered off into the Asteroid Belt of Zaniness, I withdrew from listening to her altogether. A well seasoned Internet Granny like her can paddle her own canoe.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2026 05:28 PM (xG4kz)
on my football team, I was officially 6'0"
it's just lies all the way down
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:28 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM (HlyYF)
Carrier.
1. It's possible that no one was nearby so it spread before it was noticed.
2. Lots of surface sailors don't seem to get much training in damage control.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (ExV1e)
On point 2, if so, Yuge change from when I was in... everyone in ship's company went to fire fighting school.
But after the crap with the Bon Homme Richard? Where they couldn't even get the fire out IN PORT?
Not sure what the heck is going on.
But also... they've been at sea a long time... been extended twice. My guess is that crew is pretty damn unmotivated right now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:28 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:28 PM (erF49)
Posted by: RI Red - somebody? at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (qEeiR)
It's some comfort knowing he was humiliated and tormented by his more-famous sociopathic father Mike.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 05:24 PM (xPNeT)
So your answer to that is to become your dad's clone, right up to the job he had? What a dope.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)
97 How can a fire in the laundry room of the USS Ford take THIRTY hours to extinguish?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM
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So they have to complete the deployment without a change of underwear?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (xPNeT)
That's Tall for a Trainer's Assistant.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:28 PM
Easier to carry the water trays.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: 13times at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (qY8mM)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:22 PM (hxd26)
He was on stage at some powwow debate, and some dude said exactly that to him, that he is 5'6". Ben asked him how tall he is , the dude said "5'9". Ben told him to come up on stage and stand next to him. He did, and they were the same height. So, either the accuser was lying, or Ben is 5'9".
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (pohLc)
According to Google, the average penis in the US is between 5.1 and 5.5 inches so 5.25 is average.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)
https://youtu.be/Mt9FG9YjBMM?si=n5-WWYNLv2Fyg9eR
Posted by: ace
Sometimes those fan made videos are better than the official video put out by the music industry. I watched that movie once, decades ago. I can't even remember the name of it. Was 'Space Age Love Song' even in it?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (sAmhv)
He's a smart guy, but just boring as watching a houseplant watch paint dry.
We know why the nutballs are after Levin and Shapiro. Granny, Qatarzan, and the Blazi are about as subtle as a Taco Bell shart.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (F2T8D)
I realised I never knew what Rachel Corrie looked like. I just looked her up.
Kind of cute and bangable.
In the before pictures.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (Sco7b)
You really need to write that down.
By the way, your "judge" friend is lousy at his job.
Who is paying him for his rulings? That Soros guy?
Now, tell me to shut up, bitch, cause I got more...
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (pvf3X)
Boasberg was the Judge who signed all the FISA warrants that allowed them to spy on Congressmen...
Yet is being protected from any fallout from that clearly UnConstitutional decision.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (mP0Kj)
They have a complex fire fighting capability and trained damage control crews. WTF?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:26 PM (HlyYF)
---On March 12, 2026, a fire broke out aboard the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 7
, the U.S. Navy's newest and largest aircraft carrier, while it was operating in the Red Sea. The fire originated in the ship's main laundry spaces and was quickly contained.---
I have not been able to find reports of the "30 hours" you are talking about.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (uQzkA)
What is the Ford reason? Every crewmember gets damage control training. Unless division chiefs were pencil whipping things.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (2GVsD)
the movie was Career Opportunities. I have no idea if that song was in it. I only know it from that YouTube vid.
It's the right era, I think.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (L6dcX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)
Heh! You actually Googled that?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (pohLc)
According to Google, the average penis in the US is between 5.1 and 5.5 inches so 5.25 is average.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)
I was in the pool !
Posted by: 3 inch penis at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (erF49)
It's one thing to talk shit on the internet in a rollicking free-for-all blog, but when you're hosted and sponsored, good god, sweetcheeks, tone it down.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (pohLc)
According to Google, the average penis in the US is between 5.1 and 5.5 inches so 5.25 is average.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)
5.25... size of a floppy disk back in the day...
Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (pxlL7)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (L6dcX)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM
The Paolo says that one don't have to reach the bottom if you can bang the heck out of the sides.
Posted by: The Paolo's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (hwrlV)
My wife is definitely above average
Posted by: Barack Obama walking funny at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (2GVsD)
But also... they've been at sea a long time... been extended twice. My guess is that crew is pretty damn unmotivated right now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:28 PM
Yes, I would be unmotivated AF to scrape and paint.
However, when I wake up in the middle of the night and smell smoke in my house, I move pretty darn quick for a broken down old man.
I would think a carrier fire would get an immediate and massive response.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (HlyYF)
.
Does "Me-Again" botox her vaganus?
.
A'cause that could be sexy ...
.
... as long as she's NOT over 54.
Posted by: Marooned at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (kt8QE)
I went to fire fighting school. The guys from my submarine were lined up behind a group from the Carl Vinson when it came time for the engine room fire practical. It took the carrier guys 7 minutes to get the hatch open and even start fighting the fire.
I think being on such a big ship that's never alone on the ocean affects their thinking.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (XuXeR)
I have not been able to find reports of the "30 hours" you are talking about.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (dmDsy)
Oh, I'm sorry, fool, it DID take 30 hours...to COMPLETELY CLEAN UP FROM THE INCIDENT.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM (sAmhv)
There's some parody video for a song called "Sail" I think which is just 2 girls spraying water from a hose at each other in slo mo in a backyard that when I looked at it had 20 times the views of the official one.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Kinda like a boob thread at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (Pul+G)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (exU9W)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (dmDsy)
Probably a lot of mess from the anti fire system hitting an entire section of the ship.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:34 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM
* preens *
Posted by: 8 1/2 inch floppy disk at March 17, 2026 05:34 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (2GVsD)
I've used em.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:34 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Guy who's apparently subhuman and should just die at March 17, 2026 05:34 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:27 PM (pohLc)
5.25 floppy used to be common
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 17, 2026 05:34 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (L6dcX)
Nah - That bitch is getting dick on the regular. Don't fall for the act.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:23 PM (erF49)
I read that as Pokémon...but I DON'T want to catch any, much less all of them...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (ynpvh)
— The Paolo
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (hxd26)
Maybe nicknames that match their initials?
Cavernous Oral? (she sucks cock! Gay!)
Posted by: Pedro Cerano, President Allstate at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (zZu0s)
it appeals to me
https://youtu.be/wFuB-2WkEX0?si=qfNq5Byex6GHoyyC
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (pohLc)
I have a web browser which I only use for questionable searches in response to shit in the comments AND I use private mode.
So, sure.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (ExV1e)
How can a fire in the laundry room of the USS Ford take THIRTY hours to extinguish?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:20 PM
The fire itself was probably extinguished within 20 minutes. The rest of the time was likely the extra men assigned to stand guard and observe for re-ignition. The guard time was probably counted and reported as part of the firefighting watch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:30 PM
It was in a Navy Times article.
Are they a legit outlet, or captured by lying, Leftist a-holes?
https://tinyurl.com/bdcrdtbf
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (HlyYF)
Just heard on Fox national radio news at the bottom of the hour that the Senate is debating the "so-called" SAVE America Act.
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (oyekH)
First, that's very sorry and I feel bad for you guys.
Second, who is measuring dicks? Is there a government agency in charge of this?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)
— The Paolo
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (hxd26)
The girls called him 'Pogo.'
Posted by: Pedro Cerano, President Allstate at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Megyn's Little Man in the Boat at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM (2GVsD)
I've used em.
Posted by: Oldcat
#METOO
Didn't use them much though. They were like square frisbees.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM
This! But there's no accounting for tastes, my wife watches X reacts to Y on the Utubes.
I mean, being a European Reacts To vlogger is a pretty easy gig.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (4NO2D)
I wouldn't be surprised to find out one of our brave Muslim Recruits set the damned fire.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (L6dcX)
----
Yeah, this.
I stopped listening to Michael Savage years ago because he couldn't stop running his fat dicksucker about other radio hosts and how they weren't as super cool as he was.
This shit with all of these dickwad podcasters is like a bad soap opera. At some point you just want to yell that they should fuck and get it over with.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (3BwY8)
Maybe nicknames that match their initials?
Cavernous Oral? (she sucks cock! Gay!)
Posted by: Pedro Cerano, President Allstate at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (zZu0s)
You sayin' a guy misses her mouth and ends up in her nostril?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 05:10 PM (uQzkA)
--------
Yes.
And I hope soon.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: The Paolo's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 05:32 PM (hwrlV)
There was a video with a bunch of female porn people a while back where they were asked how much a guy needed and the consensus was that 6 inches is plenty. Anything more is for them, not her.
Obviously, they could have been lying and YMMV but there it is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (4NO2D)
The Vietnamese Gals reacting to movies are pretty fun. They did "Tropic Thunder" and were cheering at the Viet Cong.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Wally at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (pohLc)
This is true to form. She has always had a fragile 'protect me bros' ego. See Trump back in the day.
Posted by: Pedro Cerano, President Allstate at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (zZu0s)
What is the Ford reason? Every crewmember gets damage control training. Unless division chiefs were pencil whipping things.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:31 PM (2GVsD)
Richard was doing a 6 day Duty rotation... according to one report I heard... so... about 1000 crew... so well over 150 should have been onboard.
As someone who ran Damage Control Lockers on both an LPH, and a DD, whole situation baffles me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: The Whine Guy
Why you are gay.
Click further to read.....
Posted by: Pundit Engagement Farming at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (uQzkA)
Ironic thing is short dudes did literally nothing to do cause it and there's nothing they can do about it. Fat chicks on the other hand got to be land whales by being gluttonous lazy pigs, by and large (pun intended).
Posted by: Body positivity is for girls only at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:33 PM
Thanks. That actually makes me feel much better.
If we ever get hit back hard, I want our people to be top-notch on all of the mission-critical skills.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:39 PM (HlyYF)
When tiktok became a thing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:39 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:39 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (V362x)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (4NO2D)
I had one pinned up on a rack with a huge magnet with the label "Important Files (only copy) on it as a joke.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (pxlL7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (ynpvh)
Keep banging the edge of one sinus until you make it, man.
Also /off sock
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (pohLc)
This is true to form. She has always had a fragile 'protect me bros' ego. See Trump back in the day.
Posted by: Pedro Cerano
========
Carny barkers. And they reserve the Hey Rube! call for any that actually pay attention to them.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (E4rtv)
And the never ending goddamn meatball analogy story.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (F2T8D)
Maybe that is the reason for the laundry fire, she was going to do a USO tour aboard.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (2GVsD)
yup and my hs football roster says i'm six foot so I guess that's the reality
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM
They're measuring from the butthole.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: Guy who's apparently subhuman and should just die at March 17, 2026 05:34 PM (TbWk/)
-----
The actual answer to this is... when dating apps became a thing.
There's actual data about how the "You must be 6' to ride this ride" is a purely US-based phenomenon, because the rest of the world uses centimeters and there's no bright delimiting line in height when you're counting in Faggot Units, so women in other parts of the world don't immediately swipe left on men that are 5'11" (whatever that is in Faggot Units).
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (F2T8D)
Not that long...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (uQzkA)
Ironic thing is short dudes did literally nothing to do cause it and there's nothing they can do about it. Fat chicks on the other hand got to be land whales by being gluttonous lazy pigs, by and large (pun intended).
Posted by: Body positivity is for girls only at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (TbWk/)
WOW, THE VISUALS THIS POST BRINGS ON ARE EPIC!
Posted by: Denny Crane - And You Know EPIC Means Very Acceptable! at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (dmDsy)
We had a guy on the boat, in response to anyone saying they he was not well endowed, who would reply, "It always gets me off."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (ExV1e)
I don't like Megyn Kelly because when she was on Fox News she acted all "Conservative" and then attacked Trump.
I don't like Mark Levin because I don't like being yelled at and he is a perfidious Jew.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (d6BF2)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 05:35 PM (L6dcX)
Says the pundit pundit pundit.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM (mYP08)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM (pxlL7)
When tiktok became a thing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
========
Six, Six, Six tik tok insanity from trollops barely worthy of a drunken tumble. Six figure income, six feet tall minimum, and six inch penis.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (3BwY
about 182 cm
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:40 PM (1wjle)
----
I'm trying to wrap my head around the idea of an Ewok dressed up in a football uniform, scoring four touchdowns in a single game...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (ESVrU)
I'm not saying they tie my up in a chair wearing nothing but a bowtie and a keffiyeh while they re-enact scenes from Bound...but I'm not saying that don't either
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Candace Ovens at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (vE0+H)
"I'm only 4". But some broads like it that wide."
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:37 PM (F2T8D)
"She said give me eight inches and make it hurt so I punched her and then fucked her twice."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ace
=====
Cruelty by adjective is like Van Gogh's work and your specialty.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (E4rtv)
Thanks. That actually makes me feel much better.
If we ever get hit back hard, I want our people to be top-notch on all of the mission-critical skills.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:39 PM (HlyYF)
Your concern is duly noted.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (dmDsy)
---
Barack Obama used to run the whole department.
He'd measure them with his mouth.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (HXT0k)
I'm not saying they tie my up in a chair wearing nothing but a bowtie and a keffiyeh while they re-enact scenes from Bound...but I'm not saying that don't either
Posted by: Tucker Carlson
======
You strike me as more of the pegged type.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM
Everything after the Popeye's Two Piece was just gilding on the lily.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Max Power at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (AgHWE)
.....
According to Alexa >| |< is 6 inches.
Posted by: wth - at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:45 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 05:45 PM (XuXeR)
Fat chicks on the other hand got to be land whales by being gluttonous lazy pigs, by and large (pun intended).
Posted by: Body positivity is for girls only at March 17, 2026 05:38 PM (TbWk/)
"Leave me alone with my Chunky Monkey. I'm watchin' my shows."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 05:45 PM (y9nCu)
The all figured out it gets clicks.
Every influencer, streamer, podcaster & YouTuber follows the clicks, the more views they get on a topic, the more you get of it.
Anti-Zionist is thus big money.
Especially when you're losing your older/more sane listeners & viewers who are tired of all the bullshit.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (6ydKt)
But that does include all the recent immigrants so heritage American women are usually a bit taller
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (sKqQm)
Their 'booze' episodes are the best.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM
Clearly you followed your own AOS style guide rules.
Since Thimble-Tits also has sharp elbows, it was very considerate of you to include a picture where her elbows were out of the shot and covered with a pink sweater.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (HlyYF)
NYT's Kristof Laments Iranian Butcher as 'Pragmatic Peace Partner' After Israel Takes Him Out
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Dateline June 1942. Born into a musical family, and an extraordinary violinist himself, Reinhart Heydrich also proved himself a skilled organizer and leader of men with the capability of finding solutions outside the box of traditional government power. Now he has died at the height of his power and glory.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (vE0+H)
I don't like Megyn Kelly because when she was on Fox News she acted all "Conservative" and then attacked Trump.
I don't like Mark Levin because I don't like being yelled at and he is a perfidious Jew.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM (d6BF2)
Coming into it late I find it very unconvincing that she would not bother to report even one of the horrible slurs she got from him first in her blowup post or in the followups.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (ExV1e)
Andrew Dice Clay?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:45 PM (2GVsD)
Sorry, just...that sounded accurate rather than a slam
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (+0Wk3)
_-_
Yup. Vulgar and stupid.
I'd rather hear why Tucker Carlson is wrong (He mostly is, I think, about many things, particularly islam) than yet another version of his name merged with "Qatar" or more body part speculation.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (0NO3o)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (ESVrU)
AND being 6 feet tall!!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Had 6 Women Once, They Were All Just 1 Foot Each. Best Night Of My Life. at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (dmDsy)
It didn't take that long to extinguish the fire. Does it surprise you that the New York Times got something wrong?
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (Y1sOo)
How do you get a born this way American lesbian? Three Margaritas
How do you get a born this way Irish faggot? Three Guinnesses.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 05:48 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:48 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 05:48 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Max Power at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM (AgHWE)
It's supposed to make you tired. But it *is* newsworthy because the traditional news media has lost its bite mostly thanks to Trump so now this is the way "they" intend to manipulate minds.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 05:48 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:45 PM (2GVsD)
Sorry, just...that sounded accurate rather than a slam
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (+0Wk3)
And let's face it, kind of hot.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Never Lie. at March 17, 2026 05:48 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:41 PM
How do you know if a woman is orgasming? Who cares?
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (xU7/a)
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: anachronda at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (v3pYe)
Charlie Kirk was on Malaysia Flight 370!!!
Posted by: Candace Ovens at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (vE0+H)
Candace was the black hole!!!
Posted by: Don Lemon at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)
Have I had it wrong all this time? Or atmre we using elbows to refer to an attractive lady we cannot find fault with, in spirit of the meme?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: wth - at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (UjdFS)
He should be kicked off the court.
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (pvf3X)
My cats are more intelligent.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (AkEZC)
But that does include all the recent immigrants so heritage American women are usually a bit taller
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (sKqQm)
Saw someone interviewing a girl who was 4'11" and she stated, confidently, that she would never date a man under 6'4". Of course, that eliminates 99% of the population and she wasn't that good looking so I anticipate many cats in her future.
Or she was lying cuz she was on camera.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Guy who's apparently subhuman and should just die at March 17, 2026 05:34 PM (TbWk/)
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Dating apps. Your height is prominently displayed.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (hxd26)
NYT's Kristof Laments Iranian Butcher as 'Pragmatic Peace Partner' After Israel Takes Him Out
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (ndZc7)
Kristof doesn't mention was that the 'pragmatic' part was keeping the 8 or 10 billion Obama and Biden sent him and ignoring the 'Peace' part and funding terrorism with the money.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:50 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Candace Ovens at March 17, 2026 05:43 PM (vE0+H)
Candace was the black hole!!!
Posted by: Don Lemon at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)
-1 for not say 'Candace was the black hoe!!!'
Rookies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 05:50 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM (pxlL7)
Say it 'taint so...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 05:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:42 PM (E4rtv)
I'm not 100% but I believe the last 6 = Six pack/abs.
Maybe it's got secondary meanings, but who knows cuz it's not one of my mottos in life.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 05:50 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2026 05:50 PM (aTgV0)
Women don't like a guy who can't throw them around.
Why they let themselves get too fat to throw around is a Mystery, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:47 PM (zZu0s)
Don't know where it's from originally but I first heard it before he made it big.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (2GVsD)
I remember how the Establishment/Blob ran a similar op against the TEA Party movement (remember that?), infiltrating the party with GOPe types and then steering it into impotence and irrelevance.
Now they're really playing hardball. This strategy is the Pied Piper strategy: first come across as one of the Good Guys, and when you have a lot of the villagers of Hamlin following you, lead them (or their children) right off the cliff.
IOW, if this sea change among "thought leaders" doesn't seem organic or reasonable -- it ain't.
Posted by: Beverly at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Miklos finds it both uninteresting and annoying at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (Al4HM)
2) Mark Levin has been successful enough long enough that him having a fucking gay slap fight with Me-Again is a bad look, as the kids say. He's a spiteful fuck that holds grudges like none other. I cut my conservative teeth listening to his show but god damn the guy is just turning into a crotchety old bastard.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 05:44 PM
I was asking a sincere question on an important topic.
So far, you have pegged me as a "fool" and a "concern troll".
Just letting you know that your radar might need a calibration update. (I usually comment in the evenings, but many Morons know me personally.)
I do like having a sub guy to learn from, so want to repair our relationship.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (sKqQm)
I think it's pretty on brand.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 05:52 PM (vE0+H)
was it Kimerly Kacik or something ?
I saw a response from her, attacking an unnamed person, and adding: "4. I can pronounce 'anecdote.'"
Must have been a response to Cavernous.
Posted by: ace
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Yep. Kim Klacik (the black woman who ran for Congress in Baltimore as GOP). Apparently Candace violated a NDA agreement over a lawsuit by raising up Klacik's old history as a stripper.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:52 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2026 05:52 PM (aTgV0)
Have I had it wrong all this time? Or atmre we using elbows to refer to an attractive lady we cannot find fault with, in spirit of the meme?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)
I always took pointy elbows to in fact mean elbows.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:52 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at March 17, 2026 05:52 PM (4NO2D)
Nobody I know can stand her. You can find a prettier, smarter, and more conservative 50-something year old woman in any Bass Pro Shop and she'll help you dress out a deer.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:53 PM (F2T8D)
_-_
Particularly when it comes with a large amount of money. We humans seem to handle poverty and adversity better than prosperity.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 17, 2026 05:53 PM (0NO3o)
Ugh. Someone should tell them they look foolish. And childish.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 05:53 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (2GVsD)
Have I had it wrong all this time? Or atmre we using elbows to refer to an attractive lady we cannot find fault with, in spirit of the meme?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)
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Really, really old internet meme making fun of dudes on the internet who will go to great lengths to find fault in an otherwise beautiful woman.
"Eww pointy elbows, would not hit it!"
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (3BwY8)
I wonder if posting that to her X account would get a rise out of her. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (YsPj+)
Jungle Fever is the silent civilization killer. AWFLs aren't importing them for their brains.
If Spike Lee can call it that, so can I.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: toby928(c)
If the girl demands a 12 piece box, beware
Posted by: Miklos might nibble around the edges at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (Al4HM)
I bought it.
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2026 05:52 PM (aTgV0)
And to think all you had to do was listen to me. Oh cruel irony why must the most annoying insane idiot seem to constantly be right about people (Don't Trust Rubio)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (erF49)
I'm gonna say they do it because of pie, cake, candy, and chocolate (not necessarily in that order).
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (2GVsD)
The memory is the killer. And graphics card.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:45 PM (2GVsD)
She was so cute in 'Victorious.' Shocking now.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (xU7/a)
There was an old morning AM radio show that gave just the punchline of jokes out. Usually dirty jokes.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (8avO+)
Have I had it wrong all this time? Or atmre we using elbows to refer to an attractive lady we cannot find fault with, in spirit of the meme?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM
Aetius,
I took it as your second meaning.
(But I have been wrong plenty of times before.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (HlyYF)
_-_
Particularly when it comes with a large amount of money. We humans seem to handle poverty and adversity better than prosperity.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 17, 2026 05:53 PM (0NO3o)
Neither fame nor money turn you into a monster.
Keanu Reeves is widely known to be a genuinely nice guy. Trump is pretty nice to people who aren't trying to fuck him over.
What having money and fame does is it makes monsters think that they don't have to hide anymore. Sadly, in modern US society, they may be right.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM
I look forward to Anna Puma Reacts.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (YsPj+)
Heh. I said 'listen'!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026
***
She looked really fragile in the i]Wicked movies. Bird bones.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 05:57 PM (wzUl9)
When did it happen that guys under six feet tall became viewed as worthless subhumans who should just go kill themselves?
If you trace it back on TikTok, it'll probably end up starting with a vid of Kim Kardashian talking about getting railed in the pooper by an NBA team.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 05:57 PM (y9nCu)
Levin - sounds like a cat being drug through a knothole
Medved - sounds like a faggot
Hannity - the Retarded Teddy Ruxpin
Shapiro - boring AF
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:57 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (2GVsD)
The memory is the killer. And graphics card.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)
And drive space to hold the files pre edit.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (2GVsD)
You mean the PSU?
Depends on what graphics card you use.
I'd say 1000 watts should cover everything unless you're running a RTX 5090.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 05:58 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:52 PM (E4rtv)
She already had my interest, now she has my attention.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 05:58 PM (+0Wk3)
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Stelter is an Idaho 3.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 05:56 PM (ndZc7)
I Da Ho?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 05:58 PM (mP0Kj)
I am 5'0" tall; Mr. TiFW is 5'7" - which works for both of us 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 17, 2026 05:58 PM (S7WXb)
The one with the sticker that says, Idaho.
Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (hxd26)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (2GVsD)
https://tinyurl.com/5aa7a929+
This is from 2023 but it should give you good info.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e)
I put it in your twitter mentions
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (znREB)
The one with the sticker that says, Idaho.
Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (Q+gd/)
AND I DA PIMP!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: Discerning Chap at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (2GVsD)
Probably would want a 5000 series Nvidia at this point (but at least a 4000), a bare minimum of 32 gb RAM (owwww), 2 TB SSD. It's gonna hurt, but you would also be able to generate your pics locally if you wanted to do that sort of thing.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (vE0+H)
IOW, if this sea change among "thought leaders" doesn't seem organic or reasonable -- it ain't.
Posted by: Beverly
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It's failing as demonstrated consistently by polling. And unlikely to help Democrats directly nor do much with independents. My guess is they are trying to drive down midterm turnout by GOP to maintain any sort of relevance now.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (E4rtv)
Levin - sounds like a cat being drug through a knothole
Medved - sounds like a faggot
Hannity - the Retarded Teddy Ruxpin
Shapiro - boring AF
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 05:57 PM (F2T8D)
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I'm LOLing
Shapiro's vocal pacing and tone sounds like an AI if you told it to be as jarring, clinical, and impersonal as possible.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 06:00 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 17, 2026 06:00 PM (0NO3o)
Winning!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:01 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 06:01 PM (F2T8D)
I wouldn't be surprised to find out one of our brave Muslim Recruits set the damned fire.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 05:36 PM (erF49)
Yup.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 17, 2026 06:01 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 05:06 PM (ExV1e)
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Pink or Brown?
Posted by: I don't know what means but I saw it on the interwebz at March 17, 2026 06:02 PM (CyFyf)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 06:02 PM (hxd26)
Zionists control the World.
Also, Zionists are trying to take over the World.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (erF49)
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pretty sure it has something to do with gefilte fish
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026
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Since all elbows are pointy, I took it to mean a dig against the incredibly picky, basement-dwelling Internet warriors who run down every woman they can't get. Which is all of them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (wzUl9)
Zionist "was" used by only the most ridiculous Jew haters on dark corners of the internet for a long time but now the Left has given the order to mainstream it so now it's fine.
Yes it has a meaning but honestly the only confusion is the fact that the Left now wants everyone to use it because they want their muslim friends to know that their Jew hate was always real (spoiler: it was).
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (hxd26)
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See my explanation at 291. Nothing to do with boobs, for once.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: whig
This. Dumb skanks looking for status always demanded the tall guy. Decent women looking for a loyal man might be reading the minotaur milking books but were willing to reject the tall asshole and pick up whoever was decent.
Plus a lot of the short men were assholes too, a little (heh) secret there, so women sometimes had to make sure they weren't getting a bitter chud.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (gKWVE)
Wouldn't fit on the license plates.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (F2T8D)
Also, Zionists are trying to take over the World.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (erF49)
Also both are a secret
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 17, 2026 06:04 PM (fcDpY)
i7-13700 or better, RTX 4070 or better, 32GB RAM, and a 1 TB+ SSD
Oh wait this spec list is from June 2025.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 06:04 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 06:04 PM (Ia/+0)
I do like having a sub guy to learn from, so want to repair our relationship.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 05:51 PM (HlyYF)
My radar is fine, but I will say you constantly saying how it was a "30- Hour Fire" and questioning why one of the most advanced ships in the world took that so long to extinguish "a laundry fire" (when clearly it did not) just leads me to believe you somehow wanted that situation to indicate there is a problem with our Navy.
I'm willing to just let it go, no harm, no foul.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 06:04 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Klacik's now ex husband ran the Baltimore strip club apparently. You can find the lawsuit on X and the settlement.
Plus Owens long history of psychological pathology in lying and targeting individuals for gain since being a teen in high school.
And that degenerate Milo has thrown in with Candace despite less than a year ago declaring that Candace's husband was hitting on him and that she was a pos.
And yes, junior high stuff which strangely attracts lots of emo crap from supplicants. I resisted going on X for a long time because even discussion boards are bad enough nowadays. X demonstrates why the Lord flooded the earth way back when. Lots of viciousness. But yet, some useful information unavailable anywhere else.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 06:04 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 06:04 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:05 PM (vE0+H)
Have I had it wrong all this time? Or atmre we using elbows to refer to an attractive lady we cannot find fault with, in spirit of the meme?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)
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I did as well. Thanks to ballistic for the explanation.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 17, 2026 06:05 PM (CyFyf)
There once was a widow named Erika,
Whom Candace attacked with hysteria.
Her grief-driven lead
Got baseless smears instead—
Unfair, unwarranted, and inferior.
Grok appreciates slant rhymes.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 17, 2026 06:06 PM (qwx/I)
I am 5'0" tall; Mr. TiFW is 5'7" - which works for both of us 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 17, 2026 05:58 PM (S7WXb)
I've dated women 1-2 inches taller than me and had no issues. Just gotta quit being so obsessive about bullshit "standards".
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 17, 2026 06:06 PM (g8Ew8)
does her cheek have a rosy hue?
Posted by: George Costanza at March 17, 2026 06:07 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Guy who's apparently subhuman and should just die
Dating apps. Your height is prominently displayed.
Posted by: Elric the Blade a
The guys running OK Cupid did a post on this years ago. The average guy on their site was 2+" taller than the average guy in America, and the curve wasn't the expected bell curve; it flattened out at the top.
In short (swidt?), the short guys added an inch or so to their height, but guys who were anywhere near 6' IRL must have listed themselves as 6'+.
There were as many 6'1" guys on the site as 5'9" guys, which just ain't how it is in America at large.
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2026 06:07 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 06:07 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (hxd26)
didn't it come from "Cake Girl"?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:07 PM (8avO+)
My husband is shorter than me. It didn't matter, he is a good man. And we were poor as churchmice, so it wasn't that i was looking for a rich man.
Almost 50 years of marriage now.
People need to get their heads out of their asses.
Of course some people like their head up someone's ass, lol.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 06:07 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 05:59 PM (hxd26)
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See my explanation at 291. Nothing to do with boobs, for once.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (3BwY
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A non-boob-related colloquialism discussed on this site? Unpossible!
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 06:08 PM (hxd26)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:08 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 17, 2026 06:06 PM (g8Ew
My daughter is very tall. 5'9", maybe 10, and her current boyfriend is a couple inches shorter. They seem to get along fine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 06:09 PM (ExV1e)
They have all these rules about who gets to eat at their trough
6' plus
6 figure income
6-pack abs
800 FICP score
but then go beat off in front of their cats to Morning Glory Milking Farm
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 06:09 PM (F2T8D)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:08 PM
Yeah, College Cheerleader Threads.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:09 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:09 PM (4NO2D)
Listen nobody's perfect
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:10 PM (vE0+H)
cheerleader collage threads > college cheerleader threads
Posted by: anachronda at March 17, 2026 06:10 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Farm Journal Broadcast at March 17, 2026 06:10 PM (oftw2)
In this video he examines the "Woke Right" and explains why men of his generation are going that way.
It's a really insghtful video essay:
https://youtu.be/FTN_ZPwlmKg
I don't agree with the kid on everything, he was a flat-earher at one point, but he is fairly knowledgeable about history, culture, and social trends, and I think he nails this vid.
His basic point is that right-wing Gen Z men are play acting Nazis because the people who have tortured them through Woke/DEI their entire lives hate the Nazis so they act Nazi even though they're mostly clueless as to what the Nazis actually were.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 06:10 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (2GVsD)
"Yo, Candace, you buggin’, straight clout-chasin’ vulture,
Attacking a widow while she still smell the gunpowder.
Charlie got aired out, body cold on the stage,
You droppin’ “Bride of Charlie” like it’s some gossip page.
Erika out here buried in grief, tryna hold TPUSA down,
You throwing conspiracy dirt just to stay relevant now.
Israel plots? Secret wives? Bitch, that’s fan-fiction trash,
While she raisin’ them seeds, you just tryna get cash.
Keep my widow’s name out your foul-ass mouth,
Before I pull up with facts and shut your whole circus down.
You switched up on everybody, now you switching on grief—
That’s some snake shit, Candace. Find some new beef."
I think we should all finna some new beef.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:05 PM (vE0+H)
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Dunno if it predated AoS but it didn't originate here. Definitely saw it on plenty of other message boards way the hell back in the day.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Farm Journal Broadcast at March 17, 2026 06:10 PM (oftw2)
If I were single I'd volunteer to take them off your hands.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (hxd26)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (0NO3o)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:54 PM (2GVsD)
Probably would want a 5000 series Nvidia at this point (but at least a 4000), a bare minimum of 32 gb RAM (owwww), 2 TB SSD. It's gonna hurt, but you would also be able to generate your pics locally if you wanted to do that sort of thing.
Posted by: ...
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Anna, you can do with older hardware if you use Linux. And the new Macs have the specs and performance to VLOG if you want.
Forget the fastest processor as much as get as much memory as you can and the higher the resolution, the greater need for bandwidth if doing live, and good encoding and decoding performance from your vid card.
And a good 5000 series or the AMD 9000 series vid cards can fix up an older CPU to vlog if you want if that CPU has 32 gig of memory and fast M2 SSD storage instead of the older disk or SATA III SSD.
If you plan to do AI video, then the sky is the limit--that requires serious hardware right now to look decent with acceptable frame rates or you do the online account thing and pay for a subscription.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (E4rtv)
We used to have those, until we became puritanical about sportsball, and Darth Saban won his fifth NC.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 06:12 PM (4NO2D)
To paraphrase Ann Coulter, just shut up and pundit.
Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2026 06:12 PM (afFes)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:08 PM (vE0+H)
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Yes, it was an all-purpose disqualifier to use on 10+ hotties who pushed the envelope on hotness to its limit.
"Meh, pointy elbows. Pass."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:13 PM (ZOv7s)
That's like 'Former Bernie Supporter'...immediate DQ.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 06:13 PM (erF49)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 06:13 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2026 06:14 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: bluebell
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She popped up the other day on some show and demonstrated her own irrelevance in today's politics. Virulent TDS. These people think they are smarter than they actually are.
Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 06:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Farm Journal Broadcast at March 17, 2026 06:10 PM (oftw2)
You do realize that women of a certain lack of stature get down to business easier than tall women....
Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:14 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2026 06:12 PM (afFes)
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Of course, Coulter knows all about adolescent behavior, having "turned on Trump" with more velocity than a .338 Lapua Magnum.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2026 05:17 PM (vt7xw)
You'd have a roll of nickels in your pocket and people would stop saying that.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (ExV1e)
dick morris, is that you?
Posted by: anachronda at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (v3pYe)
"You mamma so fat she represent all women!"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'll Just Tell Him...I'm Denny Crane. at March 17, 2026 06:16 PM (dmDsy)
https://tinyurl.com/38snn7e8
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (2GVsD
Anna, excellent price but there is some budget stuff included and that line of Intel chips I think had some problems. There could also be troubles if you need to upgrade the power supply, and the cooling in particular may also be cheap. I would personally avoid something in this range - you get what you pay for. It's a refurb of a "budget" line of PC. It's a great deal and a trusted refurb but I would expect to pay a few hundred more for that kind of horse, and for what you want. I do generally like refurbs.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:16 PM (vE0+H)
dick morris, is that you?
Posted by: anachronda at March 17, 2026 06:15 PM (v3pYe)
Nope, not him!!
Posted by: QT at March 17, 2026 06:17 PM (dmDsy)
"Remember, someone is sick of her shit too."
or
"I've seen hotter women with donkeys in Tijuana."
Important to keep it in perspective.
Posted by: sifty boones at March 17, 2026 06:18 PM (F2T8D)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2026 06:14 PM (I40wl)
You mean easier to push down
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:18 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 06:18 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Farm Journal Broadcast at March 17, 2026 06:10 PM (oftw2)
Most of us aren't strong enough to pull one of those things efficiently.
We can't even see the 2nd shelf in kitchen cabinets....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 17, 2026 06:18 PM (S7WXb)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 06:04 PM
I was "informed" by a Navy Times article. (Which I thought meant a "Navy" publication.)
Someone (Anna Puma?) said that was a Gannett product, but I don't know enough about "Gannett" to know if that means they publish fake news.
When I fall for fake news, I WANT to be corrected - so I don't fall for BS from the same outlet in the future.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 17, 2026 06:19 PM (HlyYF)
But my Dell i5 laptop, it upgraded.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 06:19 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 17, 2026 06:11 PM (0NO3o)
It is a very good term, since unless you are specifically looking at a 19th-early 20th century movement in Europe that barely caught on, just seeing it defines the writer as a flake.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 06:21 PM (8avO+)
Also, Zionists are trying to take over the World.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 06:03 PM (erF49)
Don't forget their control of the weather
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 06:33 PM (y9nCu)
Among the assholes, "Zionist" came into common use because saying that you hated Joos had become an unacceptable term in public after 1945. So sophisticated antisemites could say that they hated "Zionists", but didn't have anything against "the Jews".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 06:40 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2026 06:40 PM (y9nCu)
Very inconvenient.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 06:44 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 05:11 PM (2GVsD)
I love the "thimble tits" X post. LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 17, 2026 06:57 PM (5xuJ/)
If you HAVE to be called a (fake word) or call yourself a (fake word), your influence is ZERO.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 08:21 PM (hJH5n)
Oh, damn, Ace.
My family is in another room just down the hall. I had to clasp my hands over my mouth to keep from guffawing out loud!
There are tears of pure mirth streaming down my face.
Thanks once again for delivering much needed comic relief.
Posted by: Bach In Black at March 17, 2026 08:51 PM (KY9hS)
Posted by: EDM at March 17, 2026 09:37 PM (FmhTN)
Posted by: Goatweed at March 17, 2026 09:46 PM (jK3NL)
Do they influence votes for retards who can't read?
I haven't listened to any of them, ever, but do enjoy the little wars for entertainment purposes only.
I wish they'd never been given a mic.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 17, 2026 10:33 PM (WONhk)
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