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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - March 17, 2026 [Doof]
Skerries Harbour, Ireland
A St. Patty's Day message from President Trump
TRUMP CELEBRATES ST. PATRICK'S DAY ☘️ pic.twitter.com/MydXm6Ms8s
— Shawn Farash (@Shawn_Farash) March 17, 2026
----- What are ya drinkin' today, lads and lassies? Want something other than green beer or Guinness (or my preferred Irish stout - Murphy's)? The ONT has you covered! 32 St. Patrick’s Day Cocktails To Bring You Extra Luck This Year
St. Patrick's Day is all about the booze. So why not make a cocktail that will be sure to impress? Even if you're avoiding the bar crawl (we totally get it), you can still have a little fun with your drinks at home. This holiday is all about the drinks, so don’t let it pass by without jazzing up what you’re imbibing (even if it's just adding a little green to your beer). Lucky you, we’ve got everything from bright green cocktails to boozy milkshakes. Check out the list of our favorite St. Patrick’s Day drinks to get some inspiration (and likely feel the luck of the Irish as well). And who knows, you just might find a pot of gold (or a Gold Rush cocktail) at the end of the rainbow!Check out the link and let us know which one is yer favorite! ----- Kewl Solar System Stuff
How long is a day on Each Planet?pic.twitter.com/AeozQOjGBw
— Curiosity (@CuriosityonX) March 15, 2026
visualization of gravity on different planets pic.twitter.com/ZxT1hgAKjy
— You Should Know (@YouShouldKnown) March 15, 2026
----- To our Rocky Mountain Hordelings -- be careful out there! 5 Most Rattlesnake Infested Areas in The Rockies
Running all the way from Canada to the northern section of New Mexico, the Rocky Mountains support a vast array of ecosystems from deserts to prairies to cold alpine slopes. The most common species you'll find here are the prairie rattlesnake and western rattlesnake. Towards the New Mexico region, you might also find the large Western diamondback rattlesnake, or the small mottled rock rattlesnake, or the massausaga rattlesnake in southeastern Colorado. These rattlesnakes play a key role in their ecosystems by keeping certain pest populations like mice under control and preventing prairie dogs from overpopulating the land. In the vast majority of cases, these snakes will ignore humans or use their rattles to warn humans to stay away. However, if a person ignores these warnings or accidentally steps on them, it can lead to a bad bite. If left untreated, many of these rattlesnakes are capable of killing a human with their venom. The best way to prevent this from happening is simply being aware of where you might encounter rattlesnakes. Here are 5 of the most rattlesnake-infested areas in the Rockies to be on the lookout for them.
Not related, yet somehow related
from thisdayinmusic.com Born on this date in 1959: Mike Lindup, keyboard player and falsetto voiced singer from Level 42
Born on this date in 1967: Billy Corgan, American musician, songwriter with alternative rock band, Smashing Pumpkins
Born on this date in 1975: Justin Hawkins, singer with English rock The Darkness who had the 2003 UK No.2 single ‘I Believe In A Thing Called Love’, and the 2003 UK No.1 album ‘Permission To Land’.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - 30 years of mindfulwebworks.com at March 17, 2026 10:03 PM (EAEiW)
Hiya
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 10:03 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 17, 2026 10:03 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:03 PM (GhIJO)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 10:04 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Rex B at March 17, 2026 10:04 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 10:04 PM (8DSzR)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 17, 2026 10:05 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 17, 2026 10:05 PM (7D3Aa)
Clocking in
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 17, 2026 10:05 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)
Answer - one {planetary} day
Very cool illustration though.
Pluto spins widdershins - must be full of witches.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:06 PM (GhIJO)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:06 PM (BnDlA)
200,000 Illegal CDLs dead at midnight tonight.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 10:07 PM (gbOdA)
tinyurl.com/y6c3e9rm
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 10:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2026 10:07 PM (MZJrA)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 17, 2026 10:05 PM (7D3Aa)
Ha! Whoops. Fixed. Thanks for noticing.
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)
Glad you picked the lyrics version of "I believe in a little thing called love." The "official" music video is really, really weird.
I would like to see the Zeppelin pie chart done for Maiden.
Posted by: TRex - lucky charms dino at March 17, 2026 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 10:09 PM (8DSzR)
https://youtu.be/3yl0cjXDNO0
Yes, it's suitable for work.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2026 10:09 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 17, 2026 10:09 PM (vbHr6)
Saturn, for instance, seems to be rotating faster than Jupiter, but it has a longer day.
Could be an optical illusion, I guess.
Mars also has a typo.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 10:09 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2026 10:07 PM (MZJrA)
Good evening, good sir. Hope all is well with you and the missus!
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 10:09 PM (QMAsf)
He looked at the people in his new land and thought, "Wow, these people really need Jesus."
Posted by: tankdemon at March 17, 2026 10:09 PM (vbHr6)
Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2026 10:09 PM (afFes)
Joe Kent resigning made today a bit interesting. C2 Underground has been trending more and more towards the "This is BAD" (subtly) on his YouTube missives lately. He's good (I think) but it's become more overt. Also Fine. But today he made the Joe Kent thing some huge deal and that Kent was a major player in all of this so him resigning means things are bad etc. No mention of his new wife and her entanglements but whatever.
Just interesting what value people place on stuff like this.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 17, 2026 10:10 PM (x8k2o)
Pluto spins widdershins - must be full of witches.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:06 PM (GhIJO)
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So does Uranus.
And Venus, though it rotates so slowly it's hard to see.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 10:11 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 10:11 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 10:11 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:12 PM (GhIJO)
Glad you picked the lyrics version of "I believe in a little thing called love." The "official" music video is really, really weird.
I would like to see the Zeppelin pie chart done for Maiden.
Posted by: TRex - lucky charms dino at March 17, 2026 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
Yes, very weird. Exactly why I chose the lyrics version!
The Maiden equivalent pie chart would include literary references which would surprise a lot of people!!
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 10:12 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2026 10:12 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:13 PM (GhIJO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 10:13 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mike O'Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2026 10:14 PM (XeU6L)
Being quick is okay for some things and for something else it's not, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)
Please elaborste.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 17, 2026 10:14 PM (vbHr6)
He looked at the people in his new land and thought, "Wow, these people really need Jesus."
Posted by: tankdemon at March 17, 2026 10:09 PM (vbHr6)
Never realized he used the shamrock to teach the Holy Trinity.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 17, 2026 10:14 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2026 10:14 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2026 10:09 PM (afFes)
Bluebell!!! Thanks for staying awake tonight!
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 10:15 PM (QMAsf)
Being quick is okay for some things and for something else it's not, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: fourseasons
A frequent lament I get from the Mrs.
Posted by: Rex B at March 17, 2026 10:15 PM (DqQS/)
They're playing like the Phillies in October. Bleh.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 17, 2026 10:15 PM (xverI)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 10:15 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 10:15 PM (gKWVE)
Ven 2 USA Pending Infamy.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:15 PM (BnDlA)
Run down field to the bowl of Lucky Charms, fill a spoon and race back to the empty bowl.
First to fill the starting bowl wins.
Expert level: Lucky Charms in milk, from 1 bowl to the other.
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic . . . at March 17, 2026 10:15 PM (3ZUWJ)
https://youtu.be/3yl0cjXDNO0
Yes, it's suitable for work.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
St. Patrick's Day music! Not suitable for work. And they're probably drunk, too.
https://youtu.be/BF_Z7mFYOZs
(Same one I posted in the weekend Music Thread.)
Posted by: o'mikeski at March 17, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:13 PM (GhIJO)
Tangerine.
The Lemon Song.
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 10:15 PM (QMAsf)
How long is a day on Each Planet?
Earth 23h 56m
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Damn, we've already lost 4 minutes since I was a kid.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 10:15 PM (qsezt)
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 17, 2026 10:16 PM (1Au9i)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Prof can't turn off the proofreading; makes sense
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:16 PM (GhIJO)
Posted by: Archimedes
If I remember correctly LZ had a song about making squeezed lemonade.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:16 PM (BnDlA)
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.
Posted by: Mike O'Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2026 10:14 PM (XeU6L)
As they brush off layers of dust, they look back at the collapsed ruins of the pub. One says to the other, "Must be closing time."
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2026 10:16 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 10:16 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Prof can't turn off the proofreading; makes sense
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:16 PM (GhIJO)
He's probably wearing pants, too
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
As I've mentioned annoyingly often (at least once), thirty years ago today I posted my first mindful webworks web page. Thousands of web pages later, I celebrated by… tweaking a few styling items no one would notice. Whoop.
But now I want a Guinness. ☘️
Posted by: mindful webworker - Webbed up 1996-2026 at March 17, 2026 10:17 PM (EAEiW)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 10:17 PM (gbOdA)
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Ok it was a 1985 song. Still love it.
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 17, 2026 10:18 PM (1Au9i)
My people weren't very adventurous. Mossing and beach picking on one side of the Atlantic or the other.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 17, 2026 10:18 PM (sl73Y)
They're playing like the Phillies in October. Bleh.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler
You forgot to mention the Arizona DBacks. I was there. It was great.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:18 PM (BnDlA)
I wore a green t-shirt today. That's the extent of me celebratin'.
Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2026 10:18 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 10:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: vmom
"The Lemon Song," if you don't get euphemisms.
Posted by: o'mikeski at March 17, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 10:19 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:19 PM (GhIJO)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 10:15 PM (Riz8t)
Tangerine
Posted by: firehorse at March 17, 2026 10:20 PM (uYeSA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 17, 2026 10:20 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: r hennigantx
What time do the pubs open and close? This might be OK.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:20 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 10:20 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:16 PM (BnDlA)
Spoiler: it was also about sex.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 10:20 PM (zZu0s)
They're playing like the Phillies in October. Bleh.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler
You forgot to mention the Arizona DBacks. I was there. It was great.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
Vz closer is my teams closer. Hes a walking disaster.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 10:20 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 10:20 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: firehorse at March 17, 2026 10:21 PM (uYeSA)
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.
Posted by: Mike O'Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2026 10:14 PM (XeU6L)
As they brush off layers of dust, they look back at the collapsed ruins of the pub. One says to the other, "Must be closing time."
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2026 10:16 PM (S/Y4j
***
What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O'shea!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 10:21 PM (2WIwB)
He crawled up the street to his wee house ... and then up the stair to his wee door. Then in through to his wee parlor.
Where the Missus yelled, "Mick, ye forgot your wheelchair again!"
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic . . . at March 17, 2026 10:21 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:13 PM (GhIJO)
https://youtu.be/2f6T4DZG9yg
Posted by: tankdemon at March 17, 2026 10:21 PM (vbHr6)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:22 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 10:15 PM (Riz8t)
Tangerine
Posted by: firehorse at March 17, 2026 10:20 PM (uYeSA)
The Lemon Song.
It's also about sex
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 10:22 PM (+0Wk3)
Significant Historical Figures - 11%
Military Battles & miscellaneous Asskickery- 19%
Demons, Spirits, and Mystical shit - 24%
Gore & Violence - 18%
Death - 28%
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 17, 2026 10:22 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:20 PM (BnDlA)
10 33 day
Bars open at 4 close at 8.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 10:23 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 10:23 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 17, 2026 10:23 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:23 PM (GhIJO)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 17, 2026 10:23 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:24 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)
For so long, it's not true?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 10:24 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 10:20 PM (GD0B3)
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The Irish menace!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 17, 2026 10:24 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:24 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 10:24 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 17, 2026 10:25 PM (vbHr6)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 10:25 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2026 10:25 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 10:20 PM (gbOdA)
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A year on Pluto lasts 248 Earth years, which means Pluto has barely gone around the sun ONCE since the founding of the United States 250 years ago.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 10:25 PM (ESVrU)
Nice tie-in to the story about rattlesnakes on this day that we honor the saint who chased all of the snakes out of Ireland!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 17, 2026 10:25 PM (vrNzf)
USA USA USA
Ven 2 - USA 2
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:25 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 17, 2026 10:26 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 10:26 PM (viF8m)
---GigantorX, Kent resigning like he did is putting a spotlight on Tulsi Gabbard.----
gKWVE...yes, you are correct. She apparently was told he was leaking and to fire him but, uh, she passed on that. He was also frozen out of any info loop for quite some time. His department really wasn't some terrorist hunting thing anyways. More of a paper pushing thing, or so I've read.
Also, LZ has a song about our favorite tube shaped bologna delivery system.
HOT DOG.
Bad song. bad! but I guess it fits on In Through the Out Door.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 17, 2026 10:27 PM (x8k2o)
Posted by: Bono Shillelagh-gruber at March 17, 2026 10:27 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 17, 2026 10:28 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Tanzaneka Ruffin at March 17, 2026 10:28 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 10:28 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:24 PM (A5RD0)
Put on your face a little makeup!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 10:28 PM (+0Wk3)
---GigantorX, Kent resigning like he did is putting a spotlight on Tulsi Gabbard.----
gKWVE...yes, you are correct. She apparently was told he was leaking and to fire him but, uh, she passed on that. He was also frozen out of any info loop for quite some time. His department really wasn't some terrorist hunting thing anyways. More of a paper pushing thing, or so I've read.
Also, LZ has a song about our favorite tube shaped bologna delivery system.
HOT DOG.
Bad song. bad! but I guess it fits on In Through the Out Door.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 17, 2026 10:27 PM (x8k2o)
He did want to be her back door man....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 10:29 PM (+0Wk3)
I have always wanted to be there for St. Patrick's Day. But I am 60, and I like going to bed at 2100. My liver would be hella pissed.
But hey. the hospital I was born in is now a derelict brick wreck, likely filled with bums and the restless dead. Got that going for me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 17, 2026 10:29 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 10:29 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 10:30 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 17, 2026 10:30 PM (S7WXb)
Best corned beef ever tonight. Dark rye, cole slaw, potato salad, sharp mustard. Yum.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 10:30 PM (RIvkX)
I have always wanted to be there for St. Patrick's Day. But I am 60, and I like going to bed at 2100. My liver would be hella pissed.
But hey. the hospital I was born in is now a derelict brick wreck, likely filled with bums and the restless dead. Got that going for me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 17, 2026 10:29 PM (0aYVJ)
Outliving a hospital is notable
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 10:30 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 10:30 PM (8zz6B)
Yes. But they were legit blues fans.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 10:31 PM (+0Wk3)
The Retrograde Rotation: Unraveling Uranus Backward Spin? 9:27 with a soft breathy narrator
https://youtu.be/OAZ1F_LsqiM
And who decided urine-us was preferable to your-anus? They both make schoolboys giggle. This vid uses both, and also your-on-us. Pretty obviously an artificial ignorant narrator.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Webbed up 1996-2026 at March 17, 2026 10:31 PM (EAEiW)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 10:32 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 10:32 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Pork Belly Futures at March 17, 2026 10:32 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:32 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)
Soooo glad we had girls....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 17, 2026 10:33 PM (S7WXb)
But I don't think Caelus had a myth behind him, where Uranus did. And, well, the English are all poofters
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 10:33 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 17, 2026 10:34 PM (QBvtb)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
I'd assume Gunnar ph for bregs
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 10:34 PM (YZ0Fo)
IIRC, Uranus' axis of rotation is heeled over to close to 90 degrees and therefore is nearly coplanar with its orbital plane around the Sun.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2026 10:35 PM (xG4kz)
Zeppelin wrote a song about a dog on that same album.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 17, 2026 10:34 PM (QBvtb)
I thought Black Dog was on another album...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 10:36 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 10:32 PM (viF8m
I recall Kate Bush's "Running up that Road" being a hit with the yutes after it getting airplay on 'Stranger Things' about 5 years ago.
Posted by: Rex B at March 17, 2026 10:37 PM (DqQS/)
I called home, asking my mom, "Did you and dad send me flowers for St. Patrick's day?" "Yes." No other explanation. This new tradition continued for the rest of my undergraduate and graduate school years, and then stopped abruptly, never to occur again. It was the weirdest, and longest, prank my parents ever pulled on me. To be fair, though, I'm not Irish.
Posted by: moki at March 17, 2026 10:37 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 10:37 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 10:20 PM (GD0B3)
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He's the PM.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 10:37 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 17, 2026 10:29 PM (0aYVJ)
There is nothing creepier than an abandoned hospital. I had the keys to one, while I worked on the plans for demolishing it, and had to walk through it several times. Thankfully, it was only a single storey building with just one basement level. I only went there during daylight hours and was greatly relieved when it was turned into just an open pit in a field.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 17, 2026 10:38 PM (uG8FO)
This sucks.
And just like that a double
This sucks.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:38 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 10:38 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 10:38 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 10:39 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 10:32 PM (viF8m)
Another song played to death
Just like Stairway to Heaven (in keeping with the LZ theme of the night)
Posted by: browndog after dark at March 17, 2026 10:39 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 10:40 PM (hJH5n)
That little shit scared the hell out of me being born so early and small but all is now well.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2026 10:40 PM (cYBz/)
Zeppelin wrote a song about a dog on that same album.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 17, 2026 10:34 PM (QBvtb)
I really like Hey Mr Tangerine Man! Great tune!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 10:40 PM (2WIwB)
The visualization for the Sun was pretty funny.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 17, 2026 10:41 PM (syz1S)
IIRC, Uranus' axis of rotation is heeled over to close to 90 degrees and therefore is nearly coplanar with its orbital plane around the Sun.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
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Does all of it get night/day then or foes it have an area of permanent night ?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:41 PM (6U1c2)
youtu.be/JQczV6iLOMc
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 10:42 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 17, 2026 10:38 PM (uG8FO)
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The hospital both my kids were born in has been an empty hulk for years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 10:42 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 10:31 PM (+0Wk3)
Yes. And the old bluesmen of Johnson's day really didn't grok copyright; they all borrowed from one another anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 10:42 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 17, 2026 10:09 PM (vbHr6)
Jesus is JUST all right.
Oh yeah.
Posted by: Doobie Brothers at March 17, 2026 10:43 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Pork Belly Futures at March 17, 2026 10:32 PM
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Grew up in Chicago and remember as a kid seeing the tail end of his TV show right before Ray Raynor & Friends.
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 17, 2026 10:44 PM (1Au9i)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:44 PM (A5RD0)
IIRC, Uranus' axis of rotation is heeled over to close to 90 degrees and therefore is nearly coplanar with its orbital plane around the Sun.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
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Does all of it get night/day then or foes it have an area of permanent night ?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:41 PM (6U1c2)
98 degrees to be precise
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 10:44 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Robert Johnson (and other blues musicians) were pretty influential to a lot of those 60s British rock bands.
Posted by: Pundit Engagement Farming at March 17, 2026 10:45 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 10:45 PM (Li94Y)
https://youtu.be/JXHAiByJ2RU
NSFW language
Posted by: Halfhand at March 17, 2026 10:45 PM (OO5c2)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 10:45 PM (GD0B3)
Black Dog was on Led Zeppelin IV.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 10:45 PM (6ydKt)
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.
Posted by: Mike O'Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2026 10:14 PM (XeU6L)
Another version.
Two Irishmen walk past a bar.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 17, 2026 10:45 PM (+Evw/)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at March 17, 2026 10:45 PM (t2oSI)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 10:45 PM (GD0B3)
I'm slightly astonished that it's that much more effective than albuterol for clearing lung congestion.
I'm thinking I need to do something about the humidity level in my humidor. It's 75% at 61 degrees F, which... should be alright? But they've all been a bit hard on the draw and when I ran the poker through tonight's to improve it, the bits of leaf that got pulled out were... damp.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2026 10:46 PM (C0Nlv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
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Does all of it get night/day then or foes it have an area of permanent night ?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:41 PM (6U1c2)
98 degrees to be precise
Posted by: Cow Demon
Does Hank Johnson know about this?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:46 PM (BnDlA)
True story. When I moved to PR a buddy and I decided we would drive to FL and visit his brother who lived on a boat in West Palm Beach and then fly from there. Back then you could get a free ride to FL by delivering a car for a snowbird. You didn't get paid but gas was free.
We got a yellow Lincoln Continental. Total pimp mobile. It had an FM stereo and we were constantly flipping stations along I-95 when the local signal would die. We heard Free Bird over 20 times from Boston to WPB in 3 days. No matter where we were it followed us. Couldn't listen to the song for years after that.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 10:46 PM (viF8m)
Irishman says "Dublin"
Bartender: "oh really?"
Irishman: "No, O'Reilly."
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 10:46 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:46 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 10:30 PM (8zz6B)
Yes. But they were legit blues fans.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water
Page was in The Yardbirds.
Posted by: Pundit Engagement Farming at March 17, 2026 10:47 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:47 PM (A5RD0)
I was born in the Navy Hospital at Camp Lejeune, NC. I suppose that it still is there. Dad was learning to fly at an airfield near Kinston through a firm named Stallings, which, come to think of it, is not a good name for a flight instruction firm. I don't know about my sister's birthing place around Houston (Dad was still in the Air Force).
The place where my two brothers were born was converted into a veterans' facility in my hometown.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2026 10:48 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 17, 2026 10:49 PM (R86kT)
Posted by: Pork Belly Futures at March 17, 2026 10:32 PM (oftw2)
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Wow - that's the end of an era for those of us who grew up in farm country hearing the commodity price reports every 30 minutes on AM radio. May perpetual light shine upon him.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 17, 2026 10:49 PM (kOluj)
Hubby and I are wiped out.
We had our two granddaughters today from 5:30 a.m. until till 5:30 p.m.
Two family members had outpatient surgery today in SLC, which is a two hour drive from here.
Everyone is fine except we old people, lol.
It was a great day with the granddaughters, 6 y/o and 3 y/o.
They are very active, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at March 17, 2026 10:49 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 10:49 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:49 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 10:49 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Nvidia DLSS 5 at March 17, 2026 10:50 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: PabloD at March 17, 2026 10:50 PM (+HNa2)
It really is a weird, wild, fascinating city. I was there for MEPS when I departed for Fort Sill, lo, these many years ago.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 17, 2026 10:50 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 10:50 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 10:50 PM (QGaXH)
Bad song. bad! but I guess it fits on In Through the Out Door.
Posted by: GigantorX
That sounds kind of, ghey. Unless she likes it that way.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 17, 2026 10:50 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 10:46 PM (viF8m)
I’ve heard of people doing that for snowbirds.
Must have been mind numbing having to hear that song on repeat
Posted by: browndog after dark at March 17, 2026 10:50 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 17, 2026 10:51 PM (R86kT)
Megilla Gorilla?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 10:51 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:52 PM (BnDlA)
Got that going for me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
This could be a good Country song.
Or Western, even.
Posted by: Miklos drinking PBR down at the Country Bunker at March 17, 2026 10:52 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2026 10:52 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:49 PM (BnDlA)
You sound like a Tribe fan …
Story of my life
Posted by: browndog after dark at March 17, 2026 10:52 PM (TTAGa)
Story of my life
Posted by: browndog
Mariner's since 1977 plus years in the Kingdome.
Stupid Gunnar SO...
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:53 PM (BnDlA)
Girl F. announced this evening she is enrolling in the graduate psychology program at USF.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 10:53 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: runner
They're answering their phones?
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 17, 2026 10:54 PM (KAi1n)
tankdemon: https://youtu.be/2f6T4DZG9yg
Vocals on that sounded like they were playing in a cardboard box.
"Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg?"
Always thought, somebody's not doing it right. Or I'm missing a metaphor or something.
Reminds me of that p0rn I once accidentally watched. Do any of you gentlemorons like having your lemons squeezed? Or munched on? Seemed less that optimal to me. Kind of a male equivalent of a woman saying, wrong hole! Or something. (walks off, whistling)
Posted by: mindful webworker - mindfully webworking 1996-2026 at March 17, 2026 10:54 PM (EAEiW)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 17, 2026 10:54 PM (KAi1n)
came up as "Mom", probably ...
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 10:54 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 10:54 PM (QGaXH)
I’ve never been to Cody, but I have been to Butte Montana.
They tell me I was born there, but I don’t really remember.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 17, 2026 10:54 PM (W/QOq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 10:54 PM (A5RD0)
Equinox it's around 8.5 hours daylight / night
Solstice day lasts 42 years at one pole and night lasts as long on the other
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 10:55 PM (6U1c2)
We live just a few blocks from both hospitals, which has been pretty convenient very the years!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 17, 2026 10:55 PM (S7WXb)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 10:55 PM (YZ0Fo)
The World Baseball Classic is the best thing to happen to baseball since the Kingdome was blown up.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:56 PM (BnDlA)
natural countertenor > falsetto
https://youtu.be/85drl9-lqRU
more heaviness:
https://youtu.be/jk63FcCIw9g
and metal growls, too. (Ette bonus: shirtless drummer):
https://youtu.be/PnWzQFTKjqI
Posted by: o'mikeski at March 17, 2026 10:56 PM (VHUov)
The seven course Irish Dinner they all subsist on six days a week might have something to do with it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 17, 2026 10:56 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 10:56 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 10:56 PM (8DSzR)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 10:56 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 17, 2026 10:57 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 17, 2026 10:57 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Where do the ghosts go when they knock the building down?
Posted by: o'mikeski at March 17, 2026 10:57 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 17, 2026 10:58 PM (R86kT)
Seriously, the Venezuelan people are having a good few months.
Posted by: JackStraw
NYT Headline: Venezuela humiliates Trump!
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 10:58 PM (BnDlA)
I have never been a sugar or mixer or fruit guy, I like my ethanol pretty much straight up. I know where I stand.
With those fancy cocktails made to disguise the alcohol, two drinks later you're walking on you lips, and the next day the sugar hangover is unbearable.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 10:58 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Robert Johnson (and other blues musicians) were pretty influential to a lot of those 60s British rock bands.
Posted by: Pundit Engagement Farming at March 17, 2026 10:45 PM (sAmhv)
A few of the songs from their first album were reworked old blues songs, written by Willie Dixon, along with a few on their second.
From the third album onwards it’s almost all original credits for Page & Plant along with some from Page & Bonham and an occasional outside songwriter.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 10:58 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: runner
They're answering their phones?
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 17, 2026 10:54 PM (KAi1n)
Well, they gave up their pagers a while ago.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2026 10:58 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 10:58 PM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank
Outliving a hospital is notable
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
I didn't outlive the hospital I was born in. But it did change purposes, and is now a mental institution.
"That makes sense." -- The Horde
Posted by: o'mikeski at March 17, 2026 10:59 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 17, 2026 10:59 PM (vbHr6)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 10:59 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 17, 2026 10:59 PM (ZIP4U)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 11:00 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Indiana Lurker at March 17, 2026 11:00 PM (3ZVqj)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 11:00 PM (BnDlA)
Equinox it's around 8.5 hours daylight / night
Solstice day lasts 42 years at one pole and night lasts as long on the other
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
Is this going to be on the test?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2026 11:00 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 10:53 PM (RIvkX
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Congratulations! Let us know when she graduates- I'm sure we can send some work her way 😁
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 17, 2026 11:01 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2026 11:01 PM (rIXF2)
I hope this gives their people a huge boost and they rebuild. Their country to benefit everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 11:01 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 10:50 PM (RIvkX)
When the new Shah ascends the Peacock Throne, there has to be a complete proscription of islam in Iran. No muzzies in public office, no voting rights for muzzies, no blasting the call to prayer over mosque speakers. Pull down all the minarets. If they want to leave, they get a free bus ride to the border of their choice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 11:01 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 11:02 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: runner
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Hello, I love you
Won't you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game
Hello, I love you
Won't you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 11:02 PM (8DSzR)
til the daddy takes the wifi away
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 17, 2026 11:02 PM (CHHv1)
Significant Historical Figures - 11%
Military Battles & miscellaneous Asskickery- 19%
Demons, Spirits, and Mystical shit - 24%
Gore & Violence - 18%
Death - 28%
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 17, 2026 10:22 PM (kOluj)
Yeah, a lot of their songs are taken from books, movies, and history so they get a good blend.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 11:02 PM (snZF9)
Good lord, that cocktail menu is outstanding. I would never make or buy any of them, but if somebody were to offer, there were several there that looked tasty.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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I once had dinner at a place in San Fran called Poppleton's that was too good to last. I was intrigued by the "Tangerine Gimlet" on the cocktail menu and ordered it. It was then, for the first time, that I understood the artistry of a great bartender. The drink was so delicious and beautiful, cold and satisfying and fresh -- that was fresh tangerine juice, I kid you not -- I measure that drink against all others everywhere, and I've never found its equal.
I once googled up the dead Poppleton's but I couldn't find out anything about the bartender. I'd follow that person to the ends of the earth.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 11:03 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
Honestly. It’s so fun to watch! It’s the real WORLD series.
So many kids you’ve never seen before. Some of them in high school! And the guys seem to really assimilate. Not the hierarchy of the pros and the rookies. They all seem to support each other.
It’s a fun fun series to watch.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 11:03 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: runner
The commanders are warned that Israel has Godzilla on deck, waiting to stomp.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2026 11:03 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2026 10:46 PM (C0Nlv)
75% is way over. Between 65 & 70% is the optimal range. Temp is a bit low as well. I try to maintain 68-72 degrees...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 17, 2026 11:04 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram -
It needs to be moved to all star break in July. The fact that teams are in spring training and people opt in and out makes it impossible to navigate. The four nations wasn't in August. Just do it in the middle of the season.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:04 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 11:02 PM (snZF9)
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Yup - Number of the Beast is straight out of Revelation
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 17, 2026 11:05 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 11:06 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
That scene with Ralph Fienes in the new 28 years later was amazing.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:06 PM (YZ0Fo)
=======================
There's zero enthusiasm to vote for Biden, so they're trying to
convince people that they are part of a big important movement and that Trump is so evil they have to do whatever it takes to remove him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2020 03:22 PM (KZzsI)
I think it's about the *appearance* of voter enthusiasm and turnout. How else can you fake 5 million votes?
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2020 03:26 PM (ffond)
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 11:06 PM (vE0+H)
tankdemon: https://youtu.be/2f6T4DZG9yg
Vocals on that sounded like they were playing in a cardboard box.
"Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg?"
Always thought, somebody's not doing it right. Or I'm missing a metaphor or something.
Reminds me of that p0rn I once accidentally watched. Do any of you gentlemorons like having your lemons squeezed? Or munched on? Seemed less that optimal to me. Kind of a male equivalent of a woman saying, wrong hole! Or something. (walks off, whistling)
Posted by: mindful webworker - mindfully webworking 1996-2026 at March 17, 2026 10:54 PM (EAEiW)
Squeeze my lemon = Squeeze my penis.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 11:08 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
So you're stuck here for awhile longer? One day we should mome. Two of the psych profs at USF are former clients of mine. Great couple. One of the most satisfying legal beatdowns (arbitration) I've ever meted out for a client.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 17, 2026 11:08 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:09 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 11:08 PM (+0Wk3)
NOoooooo. Really?
Everyone knows that Led Zeppelin is known for their subtle lyrics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 17, 2026 11:09 PM (bss/y)
It's been a great tournament. But it shouldn't be in March if we want it to be best on best.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:10 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 11:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Cool. What did girls A to E do with themselves?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 17, 2026 11:10 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2026 11:10 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Always nice, to appreciate vicariously, but painful personally. We have not been allowed to have any contact with our only two young grandkids, or their parents, in years. Demonic influence is real.
😔
Posted by: mindful webworker - mindfully webworking 1996-2026 at March 17, 2026 11:10 PM (EAEiW)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 11:10 PM (8DSzR)
I wonder if he thought through the long-term implications of that nick.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 17, 2026 11:11 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 11:11 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 11:08 PM (+0Wk3)
NOoooooo. Really?
Everyone knows that Led Zeppelin is known for their subtle lyrics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 17, 2026 11:09 PM (bss/y)
Sometimes you need a little Ben R. as some folks don't get it unless it's spelled out.
They can be a LITTLE subtle but...only a little. When they talk about sex, they talk about sex (Whole Lotta Love).
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 11:12 PM (+0Wk3)
Cuba's a mess. They've got a whole lot of work to do.
https://tinyurl.com/tx6xz4d4
Posted by: Braenyard
"They'd have done Communism right were it not for you meddling Yankees!"
-- super schmart lefties
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2026 11:12 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 11:11 PM (gKWVE)
Well some balls ARE held for charity and some for fancy dress....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 11:12 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 11:12 PM (sAmhv)
Thanks for telling me about 9th circle.
I loved how the credits had more people involved than 'Terrifier' 1.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 11:13 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 11:13 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 11:10 PM (RIvkX)
Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you
Lots of people talkin', few of them know
Soul of a woman was created below, yeah
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 17, 2026 11:14 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2026 11:14 PM (c1+iT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 11:12 PM (+0Wk3)
Nothing on Spinal Tap
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 17, 2026 11:15 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer
Pirates actually spent huge (for them) in free agency. They might finish third in the division while skenes goes 14-7 instead of 9-10. And wins another cy young. His trade is still a year off. Which will happen
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:15 PM (YZ0Fo)
I loved how the credits had more people involved than 'Terrifier' 1.
Posted by: Stateless at
Oh the original appearance? It was legit in its own way. Plus set the stage
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:16 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Irish Rovers, Long Necked Geese Division at March 17, 2026 11:17 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 17, 2026 11:17 PM (xverI)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 17, 2026 11:08 PM (KAi1n)
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Sure love lunch mome. MiL is going to be 88 still walking 8 miles daily, so it will be a while longer.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 11:19 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Kinda figured, but it doesn't make metaphorical sense.
Squeeze my banana? 'Til the peel…
Never mind. Sorry I mentioned it.
🙄
Posted by: mindful webworker - mindfully webworking 1996-2026 at March 17, 2026 11:19 PM (EAEiW)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:19 PM (YZ0Fo)
Never happen. Many of these players will be on MLB teams contending for a World Series run. No way in hell the owners would let them go play in a tournament in the middle of a pennant race.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 11:19 PM (viF8m)
True story. When I moved to PR a buddy and I decided we would drive to FL and visit his brother who lived on a boat in West Palm Beach and then fly from there. Back then you could get a free ride to FL by delivering a car for a snowbird. You didn't get paid but gas was free.
We got a yellow Lincoln Continental. Total pimp mobile. It had an FM stereo and we were constantly flipping stations along I-95 when the local signal would die. We heard Free Bird over 20 times from Boston to WPB in 3 days. No matter where we were it followed us. Couldn't listen to the song for years after that.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 10:46 PM (viF8m)
I made several vacation break drives from college in upstate NY to my parents house just south of WPB in the late '70's with the same snowbird deal. Except I had to pay my own gas. I would do it in about 28 hours straight with the 55 mph speed limits.
One trip the song Native New Yorker from Odyssey followed me all the way down until near dawn outside Savanna where WABC faded out into Farm Reports and late night preachers.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:20 PM (QGaXH)
I loved how the credits had more people involved than 'Terrifier' 1.
Posted by: Stateless at
Oh the original appearance? It was legit in its own way. Plus set the stage
Posted by: BruceWayne at
Also I'd have to bet the larger credits was that it was an anthology movie.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:21 PM (YZ0Fo)
Squeeze my banana? 'Til the peel…
Never mind. Sorry I mentioned it.
🙄
Posted by: mindful webworker - mindfully webworking 1996-2026 at March 17, 2026 11:19 PM (EAEiW)
You see the semen is the 'juice' that runs down...
You know, nevermind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 17, 2026 11:22 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: JackStraw
I completely disagree. They are probably going to let them play in the 28 olympics. Why would they allow that?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:22 PM (YZ0Fo)
Nairobi.- Kenyan police officers participating in an international security mission in Haiti will begin returning to Nairobi this Tuesday after the start of a gradual withdrawal from the Caribbean country, while the deployment of Chadian forces to combat armed gangs is prepared.
Surprise me.
Imagining reading of rights is done either with hickory or lead.
_//eldia.com.do/kenia-comienza
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 11:23 PM (8DSzR)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2026 11:23 PM (c1+iT)
Posted by: Mike O'Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2026 11:23 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 11:24 PM (QZThv)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I was hiking mt Evans years ago and a rattler showed up. I went on the other pass.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:24 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:16 PM (YZ0Fo
It was good.
Everyone have a great night. Cold here in my part of Canada. My friends cats raced in the house. Litter box, water and a makeshift bed on shelves are in the garage.
It's one night and I didn't want to bring the litter box in, the cat tree's downstairs. Snowflake slept here on my bed all day anyways. Cute.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 11:24 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 17, 2026 10:55 PM (S7WXb)
Reminds me of bumper stickers I've seen in Texas 'I wasn't born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could'...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:24 PM (QGaXH)
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I'm very sorry to hear that and will make a prayer for peace in your house.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 11:25 PM (RIvkX)
Is Amanda Hugginkiss there? I know a one-legged ayatollah who's looking for Amanda Hugginkiss.
Is this the Tehran morgue? My name's Ali Larijani and I'm looking for Myra Mains.
Posted by: Mossad caller at March 17, 2026 11:26 PM (zG4BR)
Posted by: runner
---
Hello, I love you
Won't you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game
Hello, I love you
Won't you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 11:02 PM (8DSzR)
Better would be:
Hello, I love you
Won't you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game
Hello, I love you
BOOM!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:27 PM (QGaXH)
Will time make man more wise? Hah. As if.
https://youtu.be/tOc-_GpfF1w
Posted by: mindful webworker - what's thirty years among friends? at March 17, 2026 11:27 PM (EAEiW)
Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 11:27 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Hard Hearted Hannah at March 17, 2026 11:27 PM (XeU6L)
The CEO of Launch On Demand has emphasized that the spaceport in Pedernales will significantly contribute to the Dominican Republic's entry into the global space economy, with an investment exceeding $600 million
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 11:30 PM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Mossad caller
If "Myra Mains" isn't a goth pr0nstar, I'll eat my hat.
* searches *
An instagram th0t. Close. I guess I'll take a bite out of the brim.
Posted by: o'mikeski at March 17, 2026 11:31 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 17, 2026 11:31 PM (uG8FO)
Sometimes folks mistake bull snakes for rattlers - they look the same, and they're everywhere. They're fun to catch, but they sure are big, and boy they can bite🤯
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2026 11:31 PM (c1+iT)
Savannah
Posted by: Hard Hearted Hannah at March 17, 2026 11:27 PM (XeU6L)
British Columbia has a small town named Savona. Pronounced "Sav O Nah".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 11:31 PM (8zz6B)
We'll see who actually plays.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 11:32 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 17, 2026 11:12 PM (+0Wk3)
Nothing on Spinal Tap
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 17, 2026 11:15 PM (bss/y)
or motorhead
I'll eat you, baby, you eat me
Eat two, baby, get one free
Shetland pony, extra pepperoni
Just pick up the phone
Eat Greek or eat Chinese
Eat salad or scarf up grease
You're on the shelf, you eat yourself
Come on and bite my bone
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 11:32 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Oh no it was a rattler. It rattled at me.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:32 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 11:32 PM (RIvkX)
We used to blow up their dens with dynamite. You gotta safeguard the livestock.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 11:33 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 17, 2026 11:33 PM (9Hc9v)
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*cough*
Savannah
Posted by: Hard Hearted Hannah at March 17, 2026 11:27 PM (XeU6L)
Oops! Sorry! should'a proofed a little more thoroughly......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:34 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 11:35 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 17, 2026 11:31 PM (uG8FO
I just watched that yesterday. Great movie. Beautiful shot at the end of the movie.
And a fantastic opening. Such a different movie than 'House of 1000 Corpses' which looks like it was conceived with drugs involved.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 11:35 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: JackStraw
The fact that they would allow it has never happened. And if they allow it it means they are allowing their players to play.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:36 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 17, 2026 11:33 PM (9Hc9v)
Non-metallic? or non-magnetic?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:36 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 11:36 PM (3ek7K)
Trump has a better idea. He's going to send obsolete cruise ships loaded with fags, commies, and trannies to clear the mines. Didn't you get your ticket in the mail?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 11:37 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
Like when Paw left, they said in December
Posted by: Miklos drinking another PBR down at the Country Bunker at March 17, 2026 11:37 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 17, 2026 11:31 PM (uG8FO
I just watched that yesterday. Great movie. Beautiful shot at the end of the movie.
And a fantastic opening. Such a different movie than 'House of 1000 Corpses' which looks like it was conceived with drugs involved.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 11:35 PM (Sco7b)
LOVE devils rejects. I'm ehhh on house of a thousand corpses. But I also love 3 from hell.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:37 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 17, 2026 11:38 PM (x29G8)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 11:38 PM (3ek7K)
ARIK,
You're banned for mispelling, lol.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 11:36 PM (3ek7K)
I dun woirse...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:38 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 11:39 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 17, 2026 11:39 PM (9Hc9v)
In the lower places many people with dogs get them trained to know how to avoid rattlers. Where I live I've been lucky I guess to never encountered one. I'm pretty high up in the mountains though...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2026 11:39 PM (c1+iT)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
Like when Paw left, they said in December
Posted by: Miklos drinking another PBR down at the Country Bunker at March 17, 2026 11:37 PM (Al4HM)
Was it the 3rd of September? A day I'll always remember....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:40 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:37 PM (YZ0Fo
I saw that before for free but now you have to pay.
I am thinking of ordering Shudder for a month or so.
Baby was so attractive. Loved the hair.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 11:41 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:36 PM (QGaXH)
Minesweepers used to be built of wood, so as not to detonate magnetically-triggered mines. I expect there is a much better way now to deal with such mines, so the old wooden hulled minesweepers are obsolete.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 11:41 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: scampydog at March 17, 2026 11:41 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:36 PM (QGaXH)
What he’s saying isn’t true. The decommissioned ships had wooden hulls but were well beyond their expected service lifetime. The replacements use standoff technology to locate and disable/detonate mines, and thus are at far less risk of being damaged.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 11:43 PM (Li94Y)
Just not true. Two years ago the Mets closer, Edwin Diaz, blew out his knee at the WBC and missed the entire season. The owners have a lot of say in what players can do because they are paying them astronomical amounts of money.
Even the reporting tonight talked a lot about the large number of big stars playing for the US at the WBC because in the past a lot of them didn't play. Even the pitchers that did pitch were all on team mandated pitch counts. And this is pre-season. I don't see the owners being this generous in the middle of the season but we'll see.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 11:43 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2026 11:43 PM (c1+iT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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How else would one pronounce it?
Oh, I forgot, Massachusetts.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 11:44 PM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:36 PM (QGaXH)
Minesweepers used to be built of wood, so as not to detonate magnetically-triggered mines. I expect there is a much better way now to deal with such mines, so the old wooden hulled minesweepers are obsolete.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 11:41 PM (8zz6B)
I thought maybe they used a non-magnetic material like 300 series stainless, aluminum or copper for the outer hull...?
I don't remember that being mentioned in 'The Caine Mutiny'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:44 PM (QGaXH)
I saw that before for free but now you have to pay.
I am thinking of ordering Shudder for a month or so.
Baby was so attractive. Loved the hair.
Posted by: Stateless
If shudder has k-horror. Do it. The things they have been making the last I dunno 6 years are great
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:44 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to thaw out at March 17, 2026 11:44 PM (Wt5PA)
It's been a great tournament. But it shouldn't be in March if we want it to be best on best.
----
I doubt that MLB would want to stop the season for 3 weeks in July to put on a tournament like this. A post MLB-season tourney is right out. So we have this. The games have been fun, the level of play top-notch. Now it's on to 6 months of Twins-White Sox.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 17, 2026 11:45 PM (xverI)
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if this is not cultural appropriation, I don't know what is !
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 11:45 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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How else would one pronounce it?
Oh, I forgot, Massachusetts.
Posted by: Braenyard
It's obviously pronounced WORST- ah
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:45 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:44 PM (YZ0Fo
I will.
Have a great night. All of you.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 11:46 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: scampydog at March 17, 2026 11:46 PM (41CYW)
If Iran deploys mines, why would the US military need to remove them? Let the navies of countries who need those sea lanes open do the job.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2026 11:47 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 17, 2026 11:47 PM (xverI)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 11:47 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 11:47 PM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler
Been a prospal that they can run it over the all star game and only cost like 6 extra days...
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:47 PM (YZ0Fo)
Spent the rest of the afternoon in the bedroom with the shades drawn......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:49 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: BruceWayne
I never knew Holland was populated exclusively by black people!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 11:50 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Tom Servo
It's missed opportunity if they don't have one named that.
Maybe a salamone
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2026 11:50 PM (C0Nlv)
I don't remember that being mentioned in 'The Caine Mutiny'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 17, 2026 11:44 PM (QGaXH)
All much too expensive. IIRC, John Wayne's yacht, the Wild Goose was a former minesweeper, built in 1942, and decommissioned in 1946. A beautiful little ship.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 11:50 PM (8zz6B)
if this is not cultural appropriation, I don't know what is !
Posted by: runner
The Hispanics and the Irish have been together for a while.
Long enough for "O'Casey" to become "Ocasio" and one of them to become a Representative for New York.
Posted by: o'mikeski at March 17, 2026 11:50 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 11:52 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 17, 2026 11:53 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Fun fact. It's actually curaco that has the highest pro players per capita. They have 160k people and have produced 50 major league players including hall of famer (should be) Andrew jones.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:53 PM (YZ0Fo)
If Iran deploys mines, why would the US military need to remove them? Let the navies of countries who need those sea lanes open do the job.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
It would be nice, but it's a global market. If they can't get oil from Iran, they'll start buying it from the places we get it, and drive the prices up.
We're an exporter, so they could buy from us (yeahright). But still: global prices up, prices at the pump up.
Posted by: o'mikeski at March 17, 2026 11:54 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2026 11:47 PM (S/Y4j)
Iran is pretty much depleted of ships that can lay the large numbers of mines needed to make an effect minefield. The Strait is 25 miles across, and it's basically an American lake now. Any vessel setting out from port in iran is going to get the hairy eyeball, or simply be sunk on suspicion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 11:55 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Fun fact. It's actually curaco that has the highest pro players per capita. They have 160k people and have produced 50 major league players including hall of famer (should be) Andrew jones.
Posted by: BruceWayne
That is where hollands baseball team comes from.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:55 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 17, 2026 11:56 PM (3ek7K)
I'm going bonkers. Stupid me, stupid me, shoulda never let him into the house. Ugh!
Sorry. It's my own fault, I know, but I needed to vent.
Carry on.
Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2026 11:57 PM (rdVOm)
Don’t tell me that this all had to be a bunch of pro players to have top notch play. I’d prefer
To watch unknowns play. They are truly performing and putting themselves out there.
Pros get plenty of screen time and hero worship. Let baseball be baseball.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 11:57 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Massive suck up there alright.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 11:57 PM (8DSzR)
Don’t tell me that this all had to be a bunch of pro players to have top notch play. I’d prefer
To watch unknowns play. They are truly performing and putting themselves out there.
Pros get plenty of screen time and hero worship. Let baseball be baseball.
Posted by: nurse ratched
17 year old. Jose Contreras's kid. Manny Ramirez kid was on that team too.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:58 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: scampydog at March 17, 2026 11:58 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 17, 2026 11:55 PM (YZ0Fo)
You'd think that Holland would be a force to be reckoned with in the WNBA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 11:59 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 17, 2026 11:59 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2026 11:59 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 17, 2026 11:53 PM (CHHv1)
I still have to do mine. State and Federal! Thankful there's no city or county tax but I think it's a matter of time. I've been dreading it! It's much harder now that I have to calculate where I am financially every quarter and figure out if I'm having enough withheld from the various pensions and social security and what not.
Plus I have to remember to pay for the supplemental medical and dental insurance.
I usually do TurboTax. And pay extra for the audit support.
Just thinking about it makes me want to retreat to the bedroom and draw the blinds...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 18, 2026 12:01 AM (QGaXH)
Carry on.
Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2026 11:57 PM (rdVOm)
Maybe you should get in touch with Beckoning Chasm, and swap your BIL for Robert the Cat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 12:01 AM (8zz6B)
Don’t tell me that this all had to be a bunch of pro players to have top notch play. I’d prefer
To watch unknowns play. They are truly performing and putting themselves out there.
Pros get plenty of screen time and hero worship. Let baseball be baseball.
Posted by: nurse ratched
17 year old. Jose Contreras's kid. Manny Ramirez kid was on that team too.
Posted by: BruceWayne
He pitches in Georgia. He's not from Brazil...
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 18, 2026 12:02 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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Ouch! My Cat is that size too! Fortunately, he doesn't jump up on me.
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 12:02 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2026 12:03 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2026 11:59 PM (U/Byj)
Saw it at least once in Georgia Strait, southwest of Bowen Island. Wayne liked to cruise the coast in salmon season.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 12:03 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 12:03 AM (rdVOm)
Carry on.
Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2026 11:57 PM (rdVOm)
Maybe you should get in touch with Beckoning Chasm, and swap your BIL for Robert the Cat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 12:01 AM (8zz6B)
Just borrow Robert the Cat, unless BC did something to tick you off.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 18, 2026 12:04 AM (S/Y4j)
Your tolerance for bullshit is far beyond mine. I’m a bitch This I know.
I’m glad there are kinder persons in the world than me.
I hope things work out for you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 12:04 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2026 12:03 AM (CHHv1)
"..haven't been arrested yet.."
YET!
You had to put 'yet' in there! LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 18, 2026 12:05 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 18, 2026 12:06 AM (3ek7K)
Your tolerance for bullshit is far beyond mine. I’m a bitch This I know.
I’m glad there are kinder persons in the world than me.
I hope things work out for you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 12:04 AM (A5RD0)
JQ
This is just an off the wall thought - can you stay with husband for a while? If you could, or stay somewhere else, leave BIL alone in house and gradually turn off the utilities until he leaves......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 18, 2026 12:08 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 12:08 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 18, 2026 12:08 AM (3/XaG)
He's out the door as soon as he has ID and phone. Told him I would help with those 2 things.
After that, I don't care where he goes. He's had his whole life (71) to get his own shit together.
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 12:11 AM (rdVOm)
Carry on.
Posted by: JQ
---
He's a threat, you're scared, talk to your friend down the road. Peace bond.
By the way, how did you battle with the pellet stove go?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 12:11 AM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Once upon a time I camped and chased The Grouse (tm) around that area until the Communists decided that couldn't be allowed. We used to head up Deadman Road, about 5 miles west of Savona, and then head north about 25 miles towards Vidette. Lovely country.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 18, 2026 12:11 AM (BnDlA)
If Iran deploys mines, why would the US military need to remove them? Let the navies of countries who need those sea lanes open do the job.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Should charge those countries that need escort through the Straight just $10 / barrel for "insurance". If their ship gets sunk they get a refund. Do this until the Lloyds feels comfortable reinstating their full insurance package.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 12:12 AM (/lPRQ)
We're an exporter, so they could buy from us (yeahright). But still: global prices up, prices at the pump up.
Posted by: o'mikeski at March 17, 2026 11:54 PM (VHUov)
Makes sense. I'm just tired of seeing our military save the world's ass every time.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 18, 2026 12:12 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 18, 2026 12:13 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 12:14 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Azjaeger at
Kyle Tucker just signed a a deal for 60/year ohtani makes 70/year. MLB is the only sport that owners pay the players what is "market rate". And the owners are gonna shut it down to enforce a cap. That has been proven to ruin the sport. Also don't act the owners didn't get money. The Houston and Miami owners did because of the games their
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 18, 2026 12:14 AM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 12:11 AM (rdVOm)
Well.. you wouldn't stay in the house if it was being tented for termites - right?
Just think of it as 'pest control'.....
I concede it's probably not a really practical approach - especially with family who could return at a later date..
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 18, 2026 12:15 AM (QGaXH)
If the outfit we follow-up with on Thursday has found a place for him, then great-- I'll take him there.
If he doesn't like their solution(s), then he's back on the street or into homeless shelter.
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 12:17 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2026 12:20 AM (PTDkx)
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He's NOT a threat and I'm NOT scared. He's just a fking MOOCH and maybe a bit on the stupid side.
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 12:20 AM (rdVOm)
I'm still waffling on what and where in regards to a MacBook. Not sure of model yet, Neo or Sky, or where to buy. Never shopped at Apple online store. Amazon is ok until they change delivery schedule on me. First World issue but it annoys me.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 18, 2026 12:21 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: JQ
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That's the ticket, HRH, JQ. Has a nice ring to it.
Keep the andiron er scepter handy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 12:22 AM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 12:23 AM (8DSzR)
Run down field to the bowl of Lucky Charms, fill a spoon and race back to the empty bowl.
First to fill the starting bowl wins.
Expert level: Lucky Charms in milk, from 1 bowl to the other.
- - - - -
Expert?! No.
Bond Villain Level Tip for Next Year:
Eat LC from bowl with spoon; Race to empty bowl; Stick spoon into throat and harf up LC into empty bowl. You Win!
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at March 18, 2026 12:24 AM (YU9c3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2026 12:27 AM (CHHv1)
JQ - I wish you luck in dealing with your guest.....
I've been considering a new nic....maybe :
ARiK - He's just a MOOCH and maybe a bit on the stupid side.
Has a nice ring to it - no?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 18, 2026 12:27 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 12:29 AM (rdVOm)
I posted "how much did they give to the ughars"
It was deleted
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 18, 2026 12:35 AM (jrgJz)
Sorry, y'all. Thanks for 'listening' and for your support!
2 more days... 2 more days... 2 more days............
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 12:35 AM (rdVOm)
Sounds risky. Good chance you come home and all the plumbing has been ripped out and sold for scrap.
Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2026 12:38 AM (PTDkx)
It's under control.
I want my privacy back. If I can't have hubby home with me, I want to live ALONE. Period.
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 12:41 AM (rdVOm)
JQ,
You don't have to apologize.. you are having to deal with a situation no one should have to deal with.
Vent all you want. You are a great person and there are lots of us who care.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 18, 2026 12:43 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 18, 2026 12:11 AM (BnDlA)
Hah! I know that road. I drove it all the way to the end, in hopes that I would get clean through to the Cariboo district. It basically dead-ends at an escarpment that marks the southern limit of the Cariboo Plateau Tertiary volcanic field. There was a gold mine at Vedette lake, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 12:43 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 12:43 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot
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Hilarious! 200k? That's *all*? Tightwads...
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 12:46 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 18, 2026 12:46 AM (KAi1n)
Fuck off
Posted by: fourseasons at March 18, 2026 12:46 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Barenaked Ladies at March 18, 2026 12:52 AM (JkO4W)
Who let the stormfront douche in. Close the damn door as you leave. Geez.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 18, 2026 12:54 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 18, 2026 12:55 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 12:56 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 18, 2026 12:54 AM (sAmhv)
Looks like it got the muzzie dick out of its ass long enough to spew a couple of turds.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 12:58 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 12:59 AM (8zz6B)
That was 2 weeks ago... the last evening that I had to myself in my own house.
Now? All that stuff has been scooped *back* into a box to make room for the uninvited, unannounced "guest".
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)
Prayers, good thoughts, toasts, funny dances all welcome.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2026 01:02 AM (urTAq)
Prayers, good thoughts, toasts, funny dances all welcome.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2026 01:02 AM (urTAq)
I hope everything comes out all right, Rodrigo! Best wishes going your way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 01:05 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 01:05 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2026 01:05 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 18, 2026 01:06 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2026 01:07 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 01:10 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2026 01:12 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2026 01:14 AM (CHHv1)
This winter has been the strangest I can recall, weather-wise.
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 01:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2026 01:12 AM (CHHv1)
It's probably some raghead in pakistan; they are about the only ones dumb enough not to know that Mossad can now back-trace vpn posts to the exact machine used to make them. And then sooner or later, that machine goes dark for some inexplicable reason.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 01:16 AM (8zz6B)
Safest way, is to hold out the brush and let him rub against it, LOL.
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 01:17 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That makes for a very pleasant visual! Heh.
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)
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But not a real fir hull, that's cruel
Posted by: Barenaked Ladies at March 18, 2026 12:52 AM (JkO4W)
Synthetic pine..marten?
Posted by: SciVo, Retard Whisperer at March 18, 2026 01:20 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: SciVo at March 18, 2026 01:24 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Barenaked Ladies at March 18, 2026 12:52 AM (JkO4W)
But then, the man did have a million dollars.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 18, 2026 01:25 AM (uG8FO)
As an offside, it's extremely nice to be part of this community, where a stupid humanoid and a stupid cat can post their moronic thoughts and not be blitzed with lightning (or a storm of spelling corrections). Here's hoping you all live long and prosper. I'm heading toward sleep (I hope).
Good night, all. Yeah, even the trolls. (Stupidity is a curable condition, not a death sentence.) (Mostly.)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2026 01:26 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 01:28 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 18, 2026 01:25 AM (uG8FO)
It's amazing how quickly a million dollars can evaporate when there are barenaked ladies around.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 01:29 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 01:29 AM (8zz6B)
This winter has been the strangest I can recall, weather-wise.
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 01:15 AM (rdVOm)
Ours has been the same old bullshit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 01:37 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 01:40 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 01:40 AM (8zz6B)
The other extreme of misery. I might like the cold better.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 01:42 AM (snZF9)
2 years ago, we had a false Spring in January. Was nice and warm & lasted just long enough for plants to break dormancy and then-- Whammo! A couple of weeks of steady, near-zero temps. Killed my weeping cherry tree completely, and many "hardy" shrubs died back to the ground all over this area.
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 01:42 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 01:44 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 01:44 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: SciVo at March 18, 2026 01:47 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
2 years ago, we had a false Spring in January. Was nice and warm & lasted just long enough for plants to break dormancy and then-- Whammo! A couple of weeks of steady, near-zero temps. Killed my weeping cherry tree completely, and many "hardy" shrubs died back to the ground all over this area.
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)
I'm not sure we got slammed actually. We had 2 snows here. one was maybe 8" and the other big one, maybe 18" here, but that big one wasn't as big as we had in the past. We also didn't have ice around here. We used to get a bunch of normal snows. 1 year we had 19 snow storms, but its been probably 15 years since that happened. We had a bunch of years with no snow at all, and one january was mostly 60 degree days. Its always a mixed bag but in general we haven't had the snows we normally get. It goes in cycles though. This year wasn't super cold like a few years ago when it was 4 degrees on new years eve. we might have had a few days of high teens,and maybe a few in the 20's, but for the most part its been in the 30's.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 01:53 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: SciVo at March 18, 2026 01:53 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
I let the servants do it. They do such a nice job, better than I would do it. Cheap enough where it don't pay for me to get involved. I kinda miss it though. Well until it gets really hot. Right now the grass is still kinda dead. No new growth. Probably april it starts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 01:59 AM (snZF9)
Glad it was no big thang, Bers. LOL.
We usually get light snow, on & off from Dec to Feb and temps from 20* to 40* with most of the ice coming from snow melt (or just rain) & freeze.
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 02:00 AM (rdVOm)
He bites more than I, personally, like, but there are YT videos that explain this behavior and perhaps, maybe, I can learn that he has been right all this time.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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I've known two cats that are bizarrely bitey, and I think they have some sort of autistic or epileptic thing going. Or hell, just call it psychotic and evil.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 18, 2026 02:02 AM (YmPQR)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 02:03 AM (rdVOm)
Sell this place. Sell everything. If there's enough, buy a smaller place up North somewhere. Or find a "senior" apartment complex.
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 02:07 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 02:07 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 02:03 AM (rdVOm)
yeah it was trade off. Spend it here or spend it there. I'll sacrifice some things to not have to be out there for a few hours in the 95 degree days. The weed whacking/trimming is the killer. The guys come in like a swarm of bees and blow it out in 15 minutes. It would take me a few hours to do everything. Its a little over $200 a month, but they make everything look good. One time the FIL visited and looked around and said the grounds look nice. Mrs B says "thats because we're not doing it". lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 02:11 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker
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LMAO! Hahahaha...
If I still had a job, I'd probably go for it. (But in reality? If I still had my job, I'd be dead by now from overwork and stress, what with all the other shit I'm saddled with.)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 02:16 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 02:22 AM (rdVOm)
Not that she's in West Virginia. She's in NoVa, but I'm not sure I could bring myself to get so close to Mordor on the Potomac, especially with elected state leadership that hates me and wants me dead. Charles Town, WV is pretty close to them by my Western big state standards. WV also has a lower than average cost of living, versus higher than average in VA, and I suspect that I would like the people better too.
Posted by: SciVo at March 18, 2026 02:22 AM (Sy6m/)
Once hubby is gone, I have no reason to stay here.
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 02:27 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 18, 2026 02:28 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip
https://glow-diaries.com/raspberry-chocolate-scones/
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic . . . at March 18, 2026 02:39 AM (3ZUWJ)
I promise not to go down the rabbit hole of Cheech and Chong clips tonight.
Off work now. Beer cracked.
Just got caught up on local news. The little Sikh owned store down the street from me got robbed at gunpoint Sunday afternoon. I missed it by about an hour. Went to get a beer and a hand scribbled note was on the door.
"Due to unforseen circumstances we are closed Indefinately"
Dudes bail is $250,000.
Fucking idiot. I helped the owner set up the cameras. If you are within 30 feet of that building your ass is easily identifiable.
Caught with a mountain of speed too.
Posted by: Reforger at March 18, 2026 02:43 AM (rpbjO)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
May ye lick cancer faster than ye lick a mint ice ream cone !!!
or something like that...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Toast Critic . . . at March 18, 2026 02:44 AM (3ZUWJ)
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Posted by: Reforger
But you didn't set up the automatic trebuchet ...
Posted by: Adriane the Medieval War Machine Critic . . . at March 18, 2026 02:47 AM (3ZUWJ)
Practical upshot is status quo. I haven't done shit. I suck.
Boss man knows I'm pissed though. Hope he's fixing things.
Posted by: Reforger at March 18, 2026 02:49 AM (rpbjO)
Posted by: Reforger
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Hope he's *actually fixing things* and not just giving you lip service, as many bosses are known to do...
I still think you should contact your State Labor Board-- if you are due the money, they need to fkn PAY UP!
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)
JQ, if I didn't have a critical mass of kin and had to choose from just any arbitrary place in the U.S., I don't know. There is such a massive variety. I would probably just move further south or east to an even less populated part of Oregon, since I do like the place a lot, just the people leave something to be desired with so many busybodies and stickyfingers.
Posted by: SciVo at March 18, 2026 02:52 AM (Sy6m/)
Make sure employer didn't do any *funny bidness* about leaving you with the tax-bag for boss' GF (unearned!) shift differential!
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 02:56 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)
That is part of my continued employment with the company. I just haven't told them yet.
Posted by: Reforger at March 18, 2026 02:56 AM (rpbjO)
Make sure employer didn't do any *funny bidness* about leaving you with the tax-bag for boss' GF (unearned!) shift differential!
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 02:56 AM (rdVOm)
Another issue. I somehow, somewhere cliked a fucking button to help save da erf and agreed to "paperless W2". My employee number is seven digits. The site I have to go to demands 8.
I hate working for woke.
Posted by: Reforger at March 18, 2026 03:01 AM (rpbjO)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 03:02 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 02:22 AM (rdVOm)
A hair under 2 acres, probably 1 acre clear that has to be mowed, maybe a bit less. Hard to say. they got 2 dudes on those stand up mowers that rip. one does the front, the other does the back and sides, 1 dude runs around with the weedwacker, then 1 or 2 of those guys will grab the leaf blower and blow everything clean. It's 15-20 minutes. They haul ass. The lawn mowers are fast. They rip back and forth on those things, and they never cut in the same direction, they change every week. People love the company, pretty big operation and the reviews are great.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2026 03:03 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 03:02 AM (rdVOm)
This also applies to northern california.
Posted by: Reforger at March 18, 2026 03:03 AM (rpbjO)
https://youtu.be/5vmi38Vj3xw
Posted by: SciVo at March 18, 2026 03:04 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Reforger
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I know you must've tried putting a zero in front of your Emp#. Right? If that doesn't do it, you go to HR and tell them to change it back to *killtheErf* mode, LOL.
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2026 03:04 AM (rdVOm)
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