Saturday Night Club ONT - March 21, 2026 [D squared]

Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Make a new friend. Hang out with an old friend. Talk about your hoops bracket. It's a laid back kind of night. Let's keep it light and fun!

[Top photo: Vintage Tavern - Suffolk, VA]

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

A desperate woman was about to jump off a cliff.

An old homeless man passing by said, "Well, since you'll be gone in a few minutes anyway, how about a quickle before you go?"

She yelled, NO! You disgusting old man.

He shrugged and said, "Fine, I'll just wait for you at the bottom."

She didn't jump.

Moral of the story: counseling works! Sometimes all you need is the right kind!

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A man and wife were sitting around the breakfast table one morning.

He said to her: "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

He answered: "I figure that you'd eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff."

She looked at him and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

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Drink of the Night

Playing card cocktails - 5 of Diamonds tonight.

This early in spring, that better be a HEATED pool!

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Club ONT Department of History

And drinking!

Libations of Liberty: The Top 10 Historic Drinking Sites in the US

Benjamin Franklin once wrote that the existence of wine is “constant proof that God loves us, and that he loves to see us happy.” As the U.S. nears her 250th birthday, what better way to celebrate than by visiting our historic sites … and grabbing a drink at their accompanying local taverns, saloons, and inns?
The Heritage Foundation recently released the Heritage Guide to Historic Sites, which pinpoints and evaluates museums, battlefields, presidential homes, and the like, scattered across the country. Now, you can journey through the U.S.’ past with this accompanying historic bar crawl guide.

Have you been to any of these watering holes? Any noteworthy ones that you know of that didn't make it to the list?

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Club ONT Leftovers from St. Patrick's Day

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day me hearties 🍻 pic.twitter.com/cY5VxLw5os
— Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪 (@TheCriticalDri1) March 17, 2026

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Easy! ☘️🇮🇪☘️

IG: ryantricks pic.twitter.com/L2P075gxu9
— KeriA (@KeriA1776again) March 18, 2026

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Club ONT Department of Pranks

Poor girl is gonna be scarred for a while, lol.
May have to try it on the little ones.
🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/O6vPgRDFC0
— Rick D (@RickD_GK) March 15, 2026

Is it OK to feel bad for the little girl and also laugh hysterically?

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The Club ONT Jukebox

Random and eclectic seems to work well at the Club!

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Top 10ish Comments of the Week

Honorary Comment of the Week: terrible post, excellent response:

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1 Bing

Posted by: Rex B at March 21, 2026 10:00 PM (DqQS/)

2 First

Posted by: GigantorX at March 21, 2026 10:00 PM (x8k2o)

3 ONT!!!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 21, 2026 10:01 PM (lO7nS)

4 This is the ONT we wanted. Is it the ONT we needed?

Posted by: mindful webworker wonders at March 21, 2026 10:01 PM (jrd4M)

5 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 21, 2026 10:03 PM (zZu0s)

6 Ireland: Europe's Mexico.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2026 10:03 PM (JkO4W)

7 This is the ONT we wanted. Is it the ONT we needed?
Posted by: mindful webworker wonders at March 21, 2026 10:01 PM (jrd4M)

The ONT we deserved.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 21, 2026 10:04 PM (zZu0s)

8 I've been to 1 and 6 (King's Arms Tavern and George Washington's distillery, resp.).

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2026 10:04 PM (Riz8t)

9 [Top photo: Vintage Tavern - Suffolk, VA]

Virginia, huh? I woulda thought they had mounted heads of politicians up there too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 21, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

10 Ireland: Europe's Mexico.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2026 10:03 PM (JkO4W)

Isn't that Pakistan, Morocco, syria?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 21, 2026 10:05 PM (zZu0s)

11 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

We are back in Fort Worth after a week with DD#1 and her family.

We are exhausted!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 21, 2026 10:05 PM (SRRAx)

12 Thanks for the shout out in the comments of the week.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2026 10:05 PM (u82oZ)

13 Question: Is Variety still owned by the big truck leasing outfit?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2026 10:05 PM (JkO4W)

14 I used to watch The White Shadow TV show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2026 10:06 PM (Cqx++)

15 Have you been to any of these watering holes?

Without looking, I highly doubt it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 21, 2026 10:06 PM (/lPRQ)

16 A man and wife were sitting around the breakfast table one morning.

He said to her: "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

He answered: "I figure that you'd eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff."

Alternate ending:

She looked at him and said: "He doesn't like your stuff anyway."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 21, 2026 10:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

17 Ugh. Internet "Personnality" update.

S2 Underground continues to skew farther and farther anti-Iran operation. Using the weirdly available "crosshairs" on the jet (I guess an F-35, hard to tell) released by Iran to tell us that airspace is super contested and Iran has systems that can shoot down our stealth 5th aircraft. Strangely S2 didn't even question the validity of the "video" in question. Again, the one released by the Iranian govt. Just put it up there as if it was 100% real and accurate. It's beenn trending this way for a while...and of course he Epsteined during the last 60 seconds of the video.

Shawn Ryan is now choosing he Joe Kent path, or at least trying to hook in that demographic and Valhalla Marine Force Recon (same one who was sure Erica Kirk has a COCK) now says its out of control and the USA as been defeated.

Jimmy Doer? Still a retard. That hasn't changed.

I do it so you don't have to. Did these same services in college wit cocaine when a friend was over-zapped and I'd jump in rolled up bill first to save their lives and take one line for the team.

fin.

Posted by: GigantorX at March 21, 2026 10:07 PM (x8k2o)

18 Club ONT is brought to you tonight by conundrums

I'm not sure if I've been rickrolled or not.

I mean, I feel like I have been.

But there was no mystery click behind the meme.

Paradoxical.

Posted by: mikeski at March 21, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)

19 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 21, 2026 10:07 PM (7Pnfz)

20 Have a great night, everyone.

Remember, head on a swivel and have a plan.

OPSEC is so last century. Waves at NSA Bob.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2026 10:07 PM (u82oZ)

21 Thanks for the ONT, youse guys!

When, oh when, will the St Patrick's stuff stop?

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 21, 2026 10:07 PM (7D3Aa)

22 Damn, she thought it was real.

Credulous.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 21, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)

23 Who has a fake tongue just laying around anyway?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2026 10:09 PM (JkO4W)

24 Robert Mueller died today. Trump reacted as Trump.

If you aren't on X you should be. It's spectacular.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)

25 Have you been to any of these watering holes?

Without looking, I highly doubt it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

The only time I was in the Colonies was when I was pre-drinking-age. So, probably not me, either.

* looks at the list *

One in TX, one in WY. Haven't been to those, either.

Oh well, booze works the same everywhere.

Posted by: mikeski at March 21, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)

26 "This early in spring, that better be a HEATED pool!"

Twas upper 90s in my neck of the woods today. Apparently we're skipping spring.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 21, 2026 10:10 PM (ftFVW)

27 fin.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 21, 2026 10:07 PM (x8k2o)

Shawn Ryan is the only name I vaguely recognize.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 21, 2026 10:11 PM (zZu0s)

28 21 Thanks for the ONT, youse guys!

When, oh when, will the St Patrick's stuff stop?
Posted by: LRob in OK

WHEN I SAYS IT DOES, YOU PRICK!!! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!! (throws pint glass) GIMME ANOTHER DRINK, BITCH!!!

Posted by: St. Patrick on a bender at March 21, 2026 10:11 PM (7Pnfz)

29 what YOU would do in such an event!

Choose a seat with an exit nearby . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 21, 2026 10:11 PM (7D3Aa)

30 Vintage Tavern. I have sat in those various seats and stared down the dead stuff on the wall. You need a tall ceiling for that stuff. My cousin shot a moose and had it mounted. You could set your drink on its nose in his den.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 21, 2026 10:11 PM (QaH55)

31 Thanks for the ONT. The girl video was cute.

I'm taking a break from horror movies right now and I have on Rachel Maddow on MS Now!! I switched some channels to get that and CNN to see what they're talking about....

Okay, that's enough. I have to slowly build up tolerance....

Posted by: Stateless at March 21, 2026 10:12 PM (Sco7b)

32 My cousin shot a moose and had it mounted.

Why? Did the moose bite his sister?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2026 10:12 PM (Riz8t)

33 My cousin shot a moose and had it mounted. You could set your drink on its nose in his den.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 21, 2026 10:11 PM (QaH55)

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A moose bit my sister.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2026 10:13 PM (JkO4W)

34 The federal government has apparently registered alien.gov and aliens.gov

I suspect they're not Sigourney Weaver fan sites.

Posted by: Methos at March 21, 2026 10:13 PM (vSvIl)

35 It occurs to me that the alien threat might feel emboldened now that Chuck Norris is gone.

Posted by: Methos at March 21, 2026 10:14 PM (vSvIl)

36 My cousin shot a moose and had it mounted. You could set your drink on its nose in his den.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 21, 2026 10:11 PM (QaH55)

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He must have really hated that moose.

Posted by: Arthur at March 21, 2026 10:15 PM (JkO4W)

37 It occurs to me that the alien threat might feel emboldened now that Chuck Norris is gone.

Why do you think the subterranean lizard people stayed subterranean all these years.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2026 10:15 PM (Riz8t)

38 24 Robert Mueller died today. Trump reacted as Trump.

If you aren't on X you should be. It's spectacular.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)

PDJT loves throwing chum into the waters...

Posted by: Joemarine at March 21, 2026 10:15 PM (y171U)

39 24 Robert Mueller died today. Trump reacted as Trump.

If you aren't on X you should be. It's spectacular.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)

MS Now had the vapors and needed a fainting couch.

I really hope the 'Voter Suppression Bill' passes. Fortunately I'm in Canada and probably don't contribute to their ratings...

Posted by: Stateless at March 21, 2026 10:16 PM (Sco7b)

40 Why? Did the moose bite his sister?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2026 10:12 PM (Riz8t)

That was the mountain goat, which is beside the moose. Cloven-hooved bastards.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 21, 2026 10:16 PM (QaH55)

41 Thanks for the dandy Saturday Night ONT, Ds-Squared!

Good jokes tonight. Must be the swanky location...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 21, 2026 10:16 PM (vrNzf)

42 Sorry I'm late, I got a nat 1 when I rolled for initiative.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 21, 2026 10:16 PM (dtR7T)

43 Howdy Horde! Dear Daughter#2’s wedding was today. Weather turned sunny and 68. Thought you would like the groom’s specialty cocktail: Eidersomething bourbon Exhausted and happy.

Posted by: Iris at March 21, 2026 10:16 PM (Rls1J)

44 Who has a fake tongue just laying around anyway?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2026 10:09 PM (JkO4W)

In high school Mr Scary used to chase me around with a javelina tongue from a stuffed mount that FiL shot in CA or Mx. I found this a fascinating or hilarious mating dance. We are still together. That javalina head is gone though.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 21, 2026 10:16 PM (w5FC4)

45 Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)

Just wanted to say that Sam Carrick has been a revelation, 5 Goals scored so far, great at face-offs, and likes to drop the gloves.

Drury didn't get enough for him in that trade ... a 3rd and a 6th I beleive.

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 21, 2026 10:16 PM (3sXRv)

46 36 My cousin shot a moose and had it mounted. You could set your drink on its nose in his den.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 21, 2026 10:11 PM (QaH55)
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He must have really hated that moose.
Posted by: Arthur at March 21, 2026 10:15 PM (JkO4W)

Was it something the moose told him out front?

Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2026 10:17 PM (Q+gd/)

47 Been to a couple. But their list is sadly Mid-Atlantic biased.

The Revolution didn't happen in Maryland. I happened in Massachusetts. The Golden Ball tavern should be near the top of the list.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2026 10:17 PM (viF8m)

48 The D's!

Cinderella, good choice!

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at March 21, 2026 10:19 PM (EP7Sw)

49 I had to look up what the hell a javalina was.

Thanks BSM.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 21, 2026 10:19 PM (zZu0s)

50 I have been to the Dobbin House Tavern at Gettysburg. Surprisingly, the food was absolutely top notch. It was years ago, but I remember what I had. I full sized chicken roasted over a spit....Hard to screw that up, but it was fantastic, as was their special version of Baked Onion soup which was overloaded with cheese and had chunks of very tender beef througout. Good stuff.

I remember the names of their drinks were creative as well. Stuff like "Gettysburg Mule" "Cannon in the Orchard" names like that.

Posted by: Orson at March 21, 2026 10:19 PM (dIske)

51 Ireland: Europe's Mexico.
Posted by: Cicero

Si

sí is actually a word in Irish Gaelic

Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos at March 21, 2026 10:19 PM (Al4HM)

52 A slow Saturday ONT?

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 21, 2026 10:20 PM (Risui)

53 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2026 10:20 PM (cYBz/)

54 4 This is the ONT we wanted. Is it the ONT we needed?
Posted by: mindful webworker wonders at March 21, 2026 10:01 PM (jrd4M)

It's the ONT we got. I think it is a good one, ymmv, but regardless the quality of the ONT, we can always use the comment section to make fun of filthy commies.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 21, 2026 10:20 PM (dtR7T)

55 My cousin shot a moose and had it mounted. You could set your drink on its nose in his den.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 21, 2026 10:11 PM (QaH55)
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He must have really hated that moose.
Posted by: Arthur at March 21, 2026 10:15 PM (JkO4W)

Was it something the moose told him out front?
Posted by: davidt

It was the pajama theft thing

Posted by: Miklos heard stories at March 21, 2026 10:20 PM (Al4HM)

56 They wanted to cremate Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris don't burn.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 21, 2026 10:21 PM (oob1u)

57 >>Just wanted to say that Sam Carrick has been a revelation, 5 Goals scored so far, great at face-offs, and likes to drop the gloves.

From what I've heard he's an even better teammate. Rangers need to get younger and build again but Carrick is a glue guy.

I'll do the needful and be here for the playoffs for you.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2026 10:21 PM (viF8m)

58 The moose said his sister was $20, same as in town.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 21, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)

59 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete

Facts not in evidence!

Posted by: Mainly not that bad Miklos at March 21, 2026 10:21 PM (Al4HM)

60 Nothin' could be finah
Than to gut a javelinah
In the mo-or-ornin'

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2026 10:21 PM (JkO4W)

61 He answered: "I figure that you'd eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff."

Alternate ending:

She looked at him and said: "He doesn't like your stuff anyway."

Posted by: OrangeEnt

Dear Wife told me she wouldn't give a new beau my golf clubs.

"He can't use them, he's a lefty/"

or

When I complained that she snores -

"No one else mentions it!"

HeyOhhhhhhh!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2026 10:22 PM (cYBz/)

62 The moose said his sister was $20, same as in town.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Joke?

Ok, I'll bite

Posted by: Moose and that one guy's sister at March 21, 2026 10:22 PM (Al4HM)

63 I had to look up what the hell a javalina was.

Thanks BSM.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 21, 2026 10:19 PM (zZu0s)

Glad to oblige and educate!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 21, 2026 10:22 PM (w5FC4)

64 Robert Mueller died today. Trump reacted as Trump.

If you aren't on X you should be. It's spectacular.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)
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Trump obviously believes that honesty is the best policy. Robert Mueller was evil and I am glad Trump said what he did.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 21, 2026 10:23 PM (vrNzf)

65 HeyOhhhhhhh!!!
Posted by: Tonypete

No respect I tell ya

Posted by: Miklos Dangerfield, nervously loosening tie at March 21, 2026 10:23 PM (Al4HM)

66 I was prepared to get all sniffy and dismissive about the historic bars thing, but then I saw The Irma in Cody. I grew up in Cody. Buddy worked in the kitchen at the Irma. Place is famously haunted. He hated going to the basement for beer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 21, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)

67 Let me pour you all a drink. Made a batch of bourbon cream from a specially crafted bourbon. I may have to call it lethal cream.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2026 10:24 PM (+nEug)

68 Sigh...Another assist in the COTW.
Must try harder.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2026 10:24 PM (2WIwB)

69 Huh. Saw a ewetub thumbnail. Who used a browning hi-power as a sidearm in WWII.

May have to click.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 21, 2026 10:24 PM (zZu0s)

70
I do it so you don't have to. Did these same services in college wit cocaine when a friend was over-zapped and I'd jump in rolled up bill first to save their lives and take one line for the team.

fin.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 21, 2026 10:07 PM (x8k2o)

This is the infrared shots showing an afterburner plume at the same temp as the fuselage?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 21, 2026 10:25 PM (w/O5Q)

71 Stateless -
I'm taking a break from horror movies right now...

Understandable..

... and I have on Rachel Maddow on MS Now!!

Wait, I thought you said you were taking a break from horror movies?

Posted by: RandomDave at March 21, 2026 10:25 PM (aJQbY)

72 Vintage Tavern looks like a fun place!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2026 10:25 PM (n9ltV)

73 Have you been to any of these watering holes? Any noteworthy ones that you know of that didn't make it to the list?
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Well, I've been to the Alamo but not the Menger Hotel, and to the Buffalo Bill Center (if you haven't been to the firearms museum, you should go), but not the Irma Hotel.

The most historic* drinking establishment I've visited is the Turf Tavern in Oxford, England, one of the Inklings' watering holes, also the location where Bill Clinton allegedly "did not inhale."

*Tiger Town Tavern in Clemson probably doesn't qualify, although the Esso Club might; sadly, I have not actually been to the Esso Club.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 21, 2026 10:25 PM (MSrAy)

74 Let me pour you all a drink. Made a batch of bourbon cream from a specially crafted bourbon. I may have to call it lethal cream.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2026 10:24 PM (+nEug)

Sounds tasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 21, 2026 10:25 PM (zZu0s)

75 I would love some lethal cream! Thanks Ben Had!

Posted by: Iris at March 21, 2026 10:25 PM (Rls1J)

76 The "by the pool" cocktail has a lot of sugar carbs! Midori is like syrup.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 21, 2026 10:25 PM (cWLG3)

77 >>Trump obviously believes that honesty is the best policy. Robert Mueller was evil and I am glad Trump said what he did.

It's heartening to see how many agree with us and aren't backing down.

Mueller was a dirty cop who tortured and ruined lots of innocent people long before the Russia crap which he knew from day 1 was a lie. He was a piece of shit and I won't pretend I'm sorry he's dead.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2026 10:25 PM (viF8m)

78 "where I come from we like the girls who sing soprano"

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2026 10:25 PM (MF/Oh)

79 Good I am glad he's dead. We will make it a world holiday when you burn in hell as satan welcomes you home.

Posted by: raimondo at March 21, 2026 10:26 PM (IPmtB)

80 Shhhh. raimondo is trying to say something.

Everyone be polite.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2026 10:27 PM (JkO4W)

81 Chuck Norris?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 21, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)

82 68 Sigh...Another assist in the COTW.
Must try harder.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2026 10:24 PM
***
COWs are often a team effort and benefit from a spark to get it started. Despair not you will.

Posted by: TRex - yoda dino at March 21, 2026 10:27 PM (IQ6Gq)

83 Moose would never fit in my pajamas, which is why I never had to off one.

Posted by: Dropseat dan at March 21, 2026 10:27 PM (oftw2)

84 Nothin' could be finah
Than to gut a javelinah
In the mo-or-ornin'
Posted by: Cicero

Nothing could be sweeter
Than some fresh javelina
in the Mo-or-ornin

Posted by: Miklos down by the Suwanee River at March 21, 2026 10:28 PM (Al4HM)

85 Sorry I'm late, I got a nat 1 when I rolled for initiative.
Posted by: tankdemon

I tried to have an excuse when that happened, back when I played D&D.

"I was relieving myself against the dungeon wall."

"I was daydreaming about that mermaid's rack."

"Left some troll blood on my sword; it was growing into the scabbard."

Posted by: mikeski at March 21, 2026 10:28 PM (VHUov)

86 It was the pajama theft thing
Posted by: Miklos heard stories at March 21, 2026 10:20 PM (Al4HM)

That sounds more like elephant shenanigans than moose mayhem.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 21, 2026 10:28 PM (dtR7T)

87 The "by the pool" cocktail has a lot of sugar carbs! Midori is like syrup.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Sadly, most of the card deck cocktails seem like they're trying too hard.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 21, 2026 10:28 PM (ftFVW)

88 I remember too much weird stuff. I haven't heard or thought about Carole King's song Jazzman in over 40 years. But as soon as I saw the title for the video in the post I could remember every part of it, even the saxophone riffs.

But don't ask what I had for supper yesterday.

Posted by: JTB at March 21, 2026 10:29 PM (yTvNw)

89 Reading a great book about Stealth development through Lockheed and Northrop, F-117, B-1 and B-2

Also another great book called “Ignition!” about the development of hypergolic rocket fuels. Never realized they had so many, or tried so many anyway, to varying degrees of success. The Air Force wanted the longhairs to develop an additive that would work with gasoline or kerosine.

Apart from that, the author J.D. Clark, could have been a standup comedian. I didn’t understand hardly any of the chemistry involved, but the anecdotes are great.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 21, 2026 10:29 PM (FihSa)

90 sí is actually a word in Irish Gaelic
Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos at March 21, 2026 10:19 PM (Al4HM)
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Apparently the Clan Milith is said to have come to Ireland from Espan (Spain) around 1500 BC, so there is some Spanish influence on the language.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2026 10:29 PM (ESVrU)

91 The "by the pool" cocktail has a lot of sugar carbs! Midori is like syrup.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

And it's melon-flavored, so that drink probably tastes like chugging fruit cocktail right from the can.

Posted by: mikeski at March 21, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)

92 My favorite paradox?
Docs Sutherlund and Osbourne. Great guys!
Up there with our own Muldoon.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2026 10:29 PM (2WIwB)

93 My favorite part of the Buffalo Bill museum is the art gallery. Lots and lots of Remington, Russell and others.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 21, 2026 10:29 PM (0aYVJ)

94 way is dead if its passed the police off. that can be governor! An 11 year and to handcuffed the 9th congression) Both side the cause the ways as malcolm X in iran attempt to installed to keep the way since military could just die for all or no more $$$! source tucsons climates

Posted by: raimondo on tap at March 21, 2026 10:29 PM (Al4HM)

95 Which Islamic Regime leader is Raimondo speaking of? The gay one? Or the dude with a beard?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 21, 2026 10:29 PM (w5FC4)

96 81 Chuck Norris?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 21, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)
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I saw a comment elsewhere that maybe only I thought was funny... "Chuck Norris snapped Mueller's neck from heaven."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 21, 2026 10:30 PM (cWLG3)

97 Sadly, most of the card deck cocktails seem like they're trying too hard.
Posted by: She Hobbit at March 21, 2026 10:28 PM (ftFVW)

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Yep. Give me Sterno with a lug nut garnish and a chaser of WD-40 and I'm good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2026 10:30 PM (JkO4W)

98 Dear Wife told me she wouldn't give a new beau my golf clubs.

"He can't use them, he's a lefty/"

or

When I complained that she snores -

"No one else mentions it!"

HeyOhhhhhhh!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2026 10:22 PM (cYBz/)

"Burn all my clothes."

"That's all right. They don't fit him anyway."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 21, 2026 10:30 PM (1Ff7Z)

99 83 Moose would never fit in my pajamas, which is why I never had to off one.
Posted by: Dropseat dan at March 21, 2026 10:27 PM
***
Good odds those words have never before been typed together in that order.

Posted by: TRex - typeset dino at March 21, 2026 10:30 PM (IQ6Gq)

100 The "by the pool" cocktail has a lot of sugar carbs! Midori is like syrup.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

And it's melon-flavored, so that drink probably tastes like chugging fruit cocktail right from the can.
Posted by: mikeski

In my day, the girls who liked Midori brought their own melons.

Posted by: Days of Miklosian Youth at March 21, 2026 10:31 PM (Al4HM)

101 Common Tater,
What is the stealth book?
I worked similar programs at another company.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2026 10:31 PM (2WIwB)

102 24 Robert Mueller died today. Trump reacted as Trump.

If you aren't on X you should be. It's spectacular.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)

That guy was supposed to be a face of legitimacy for an actual coup against the American People. There aren't enough barbed cocks in Hell for him to get what he's got coming.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 21, 2026 10:31 PM (w/O5Q)

103 I had to look up what the hell a javalina was.
Thanks BSM.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Halfway between a jart and a javelin, right?

Posted by: mikeski at March 21, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)

104 I don't see any pickled pigs feet or eggs on that bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2026 10:32 PM (+nEug)

105 My favorite part of the Buffalo Bill museum is the art gallery. Lots and lots of Remington, Russell and others.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 21, 2026 10:29 PM (0aYVJ)

I have a framed print of the Madonna of the Prairie by W.H.D . Koerner. The Buffalo Bill Museum is wonderful.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 21, 2026 10:32 PM (w5FC4)

106 Holy granolabars! troll is speaking in tongues ! begone, satan!! *spits 3 times

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2026 10:33 PM (GD0B3)

107 Apparently the Clan Milith is said to have come to Ireland from Espan (Spain) around 1500 BC, so there is some Spanish influence on the language.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2026 10:29 PM (ESVrU)

My Irish ancestors were named Carlos, so there was a certain interchange across the Bay of Biscay

Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)

108 103 I had to look up what the hell a javalina was.
Thanks BSM.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Halfway between a jart and a javelin, right?
Posted by: mikeski at March 21, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)

no, no, no ...

The Javelina was the mid size car, between the Dart and the Javelin

Peppy little bugger

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 21, 2026 10:34 PM (3sXRv)

109 Apparently the Clan Milith is said to have come to Ireland from Espan (Spain) around 1500 BC, so there is some Spanish influence on the language.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

"Milith"

Yep, the Castillan lisp

Posted by: Miklos liked Zorro, the Gay Blade (no homo) at March 21, 2026 10:34 PM (Al4HM)

110 Hi! Happy Saturday! May I have a soda water with an orange slice, please?

Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2026 10:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

111 In my day, the girls who liked Midori brought their own melons.
Posted by: Days of Miklosian Youth at March 21, 2026 10:31 PM (Al4HM)

So pagan!

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2026 10:34 PM (GD0B3)

112 "Burn all my clothes."

"That's all right. They don't fit him anyway."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 21, 2026 10:30 PM (1Ff7Z)
---
"No worries. He does not dress like a 1980s teenager."

Ouch. Very ouch. (at least save the Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath tour shirts)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 21, 2026 10:35 PM (0aYVJ)

113 Apparently the Clan Milith is said to have come to Ireland from Espan (Spain) around 1500 BC, so there is some Spanish influence on the language.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2026 10:29 PM (ESVrU)

There are also stories that parts of the Spanish Armada landed in Ireland after being defeated by the British (back when Britian had a navy.)

Sí is the Irish word for she.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 21, 2026 10:35 PM (dtR7T)

114 Been to two of the watering holes - GW's distillery/grist mill, and got a distillery tour, as a former neighbor works part-time there, and the Menger next to the Alamo.

The GW whiskies are $$$ - fortunately I have friends who like to share.

Posted by: Patches at March 21, 2026 10:35 PM (ZPfQ0)

115 My Irish ancestors were named Carlos, so there was a certain interchange across the Bay of Biscay
Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)

So that's who started the Carlos Murphy's chain!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 21, 2026 10:36 PM (1Ff7Z)

116 I don't see any pickled pigs feet or eggs on that bar.
Posted by: Ben Had

The pickled quail eggs we keep behind the counter

*wink*

Posted by: Miklos sees all kinds in this joint at March 21, 2026 10:36 PM (Al4HM)

117 Celtic culture is thought to have originated in Central Europe, eventually spreading as far east as Iberia to establish the Celtiberian culture. Then it spread into Great Britain and Ireland.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 21, 2026 10:36 PM (JkO4W)

118 Hi! Happy Saturday! May I have a soda water with an orange slice, please?

==

our establishment don't serve no fruit and water is for da kitchen only

Posted by: Alcapon's Speakeasy at March 21, 2026 10:36 PM (GD0B3)

119 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 21, 2026 10:35 PM (0aYVJ)

Oye mate ... we could use a bass player

Posted by: Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars at March 21, 2026 10:36 PM (3sXRv)

120 Well, it's a fun night for me. After grousing for years about how I needed to get a better computer, I finally screwed up my courage(?) and bought one. It's a pleasure to click on a web link and see it come up almost simultaneously instead of wasting minutes waiting for anything[\b] to happen.

I may still use the phone to post on the Book Thread because I can have that in bed. We'll see.

Posted by: Weak Geek at March 21, 2026 10:36 PM (p/isN)

121 Uh-oh. Am I going to feed the Barrel?

Posted by: Weak Geek at March 21, 2026 10:37 PM (p/isN)

122 The top click. Romeo and Juliet. Mark Knopfler. That is good listening.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 21, 2026 10:37 PM (w5FC4)

123 My favorite part of the Buffalo Bill museum is the art gallery. Lots and lots of Remington, Russell and others.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 21, 2026 10:29 PM (0aYVJ)
* * * *
That's my favorite part of the museum as well. Although it was fun to "shoot" the .50 cal in the gun museum portion.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 21, 2026 10:37 PM (vrNzf)

124 ... and I have on Rachel Maddow on MS Now!!

Wait, I thought you said you were taking a break from horror movies?

Posted by: RandomDave at March 21, 2026 10:25 PM (aJQbY

I'm slowly wading into the stupidity. Here's some things I've seen and noticed.

1. There are a lot more whites than I expected on both CNN and MS Now.
2. Both had a lot of Mueller coverage. Some guy on MS Now commented that whatever our political views, he was a national hero.
3. The Save America Act is referred to as the voter suppression bill on MS Now.
4. Velshi really feels bad for all the poor illegals
5. And in a culture war segment, MS Now was fascinated at how much focus MAGA has been putting on that tiny sliver tranny population. Maybe if they left the kids alone.
6. Both stations are really focusing on gas prices ignoring Biden's time in office. Oh, and TSA.

That's been my time slumming...

Posted by: Stateless at March 21, 2026 10:38 PM (Sco7b)

125 So pagan!
Posted by: runner

Dammit

Reminds me that my goat leggings are still at the cleaners

Posted by: Absent Minded Miklos at March 21, 2026 10:38 PM (Al4HM)

126 Sadly, most of the card deck cocktails seem like they're trying too hard.
Posted by: She Hobbit

I think most of them, this one included, have been from the "sorority-girl panty-dropper" chapter in Difford's Guide.

Posted by: mikeski at March 21, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)

127 121 Uh-oh. Am I going to feed the Barrel?
Posted by: Weak Geek at March 21, 2026 10:37 PM (p/isN)

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You will feed it but you will not satisfy it, Solo. Ho ho ho ho.

Posted by: Jabba at March 21, 2026 10:39 PM (JkO4W)

128 my cat allie is using my mouse arm for a pillow...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2026 10:39 PM (ESVrU)

129 That bar pic.
Lower the ceiling and get rid of the stuffed animals and it reminds me of a seattle area Speak Easy.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)

130 Congratulations, Iris!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2026 10:39 PM (A5RD0)

131 >>That guy was supposed to be a face of legitimacy for an actual coup against the American People. There aren't enough barbed cocks in Hell for him to get what he's got coming.

Trump was his most obvious target in 2017 but he also destroyed lots of other people just for being Trump supporters and his action were defended by the uniparty because he was the holy representative of the FBI. And his corruption goes much further back. Those of us who lived in Boston during the Whitey Bulger years saw it close up.

He was a piece of shit. I agree 100% with Trump on this one. Fuck him. Now he will never be able to hurt anyone else with his gestapo.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2026 10:39 PM (viF8m)

132 Trump also did one of his, we're wrapping it up in Iran. Only, a short time later

If Iran doesn't FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2026 10:40 PM (MF/Oh)

133 That's been my time slumming...
Posted by: Stateless

"slides a well-earned PBR and some Old Granddad over to the gentleman*

Posted by: Silent but sympathetic bartender Miklos at March 21, 2026 10:40 PM (Al4HM)

134 That's been my time slumming...
Posted by: Stateless

"slides a well-earned PBR and some Old Granddad over to the gentleman*

Posted by: Silent but sympathetic bartender Miklos at March 21, 2026 10:40 PM (Al4HM)

135 124
5. And in a culture war segment, MS Now was fascinated at how much focus MAGA has been putting on that tiny sliver tranny population. Maybe if they left the kids alone.
---'
They seem overrepresented in mass shootings lately.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 21, 2026 10:41 PM (cWLG3)

136 PIXY

I SAID I WAS SORRY FOR ALL THE UPSIDE DOWN JOKES

Posted by: Miklos Dindu O'Nuffin at March 21, 2026 10:42 PM (Al4HM)

137 @132 Don't forget those Houthi hooligans!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 21, 2026 10:42 PM (cWLG3)

138 >>>When, oh when, will the St Patrick's stuff stop?
Posted by: LRob in OK

>When this gallon of leftover ham and cabbage is frozen and the Guinness is depleted.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 21, 2026 10:43 PM (LkMIg)

139 5. And in a culture war segment, MS Now was fascinated at how much focus MAGA has been putting on that tiny sliver tranny population. Maybe if they left the kids alone.
Posted by: Stateless

They seem overrepresented in mass shootings lately.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Exactly those things. We could focus on the shoplifters and fentanyl zombies, but they're not out there corrupting and ending innocent lives.

Cut down the tall poppies first.

Posted by: mikeski at March 21, 2026 10:43 PM (VHUov)

140 But Stateless gets a double

I'll pay

Posted by: Miklos was listening into another bar conversation about brackets and the Vegas Line at March 21, 2026 10:43 PM (Al4HM)

141 I don't see any pickled pigs feet or eggs on that bar.
Posted by: Ben Had

You have to ask for them.
They keep them out back with the jars of pickled sausage and ring bologna.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 21, 2026 10:43 PM (/lPRQ)

142 I was flipping through EweTube shorts earlier, and hit one from a male middle school teacher. He mentioned to his class that Chuck Norris had died, who he was, and told some Chuck Norris jokes. Some of his students laughed, so he gave them a little time to come up with their own. Among the best were...

* The Internet tried to cancel Chuck Norris. The Internet is now on an apology tour.

* The battery in Chuck Norris' phone has been at 1% for 3 weeks. It's afraid to die on him.

There's hope for the next generation.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 21, 2026 10:44 PM (S/Y4j)

143 I think most of them, this one included, have been from the "sorority-girl panty-dropper" chapter in Difford's Guide.
Posted by: mikeski at March 21, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)

Oh!
I love that book!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2026 10:44 PM (2WIwB)

144 my cat allie is using my mouse arm for a pillow...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I hates trackballs, I hates them, but you could probably use one with a cat sleeping on your mousing arm.

Posted by: mikeski at March 21, 2026 10:45 PM (VHUov)

145
Who has a fake tongue just laying around anyway?
Posted by: Cicero

If you lived in NYC you would only be 15 minutes away from a joke shop. Probably open all night.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2026 10:46 PM (Cqx++)

146 129 That bar pic.
Lower the ceiling and get rid of the stuffed animals and it reminds me of a seattle area Speak Easy.
Posted by: Diogenes a
---

Californian?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2026 10:46 PM (MF/Oh)

147 Is it OK to feel bad for the little girl and also laugh hysterically?

Yes. It's also ok to just laugh hysterically.

Posted by: GWB at March 21, 2026 10:47 PM (RxVz+)

148 I am absolutely over the moon about Trump's plan to deploy ICE in airports to fill in for the missing TSA people that the Dems refuse to pay. It's perfect. The illegals will be afraid to fly, and will make a fuss with their Democrat representative, or their supporting NGOs will. ICE may be able to nab some of them who try to travel. It's perfect.

I saw this proposed as an idea on X/Twitter a day or so ago. I thought: brilliant idea, but of course it will never happen. Then, within 48 hours, Trump announces it. I love this idea and want to marry it. I almost hope that the Dems don't cave, so it will happen.

Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2026 10:48 PM (KEowH)

149 Whoever thought of trackballs is evil.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2026 10:48 PM (MF/Oh)

150 Who has a fake tongue just laying around anyway?
Posted by: Cicero

It was fake?

Posted by: Miklos the Gullible at March 21, 2026 10:49 PM (Al4HM)

151 149 Whoever thought of trackballs is evil.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2026 10:48 PM (MF/Oh)

Counter argument: the arcade version of Missile Command. Nature's perfect use of a trackball.

Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2026 10:49 PM (KEowH)

152 #94 has Raimondo gone Mary Clogenstein on us?

Posted by: From about That Time at March 21, 2026 10:49 PM (sl73Y)

153 "slides a well-earned PBR and some Old Granddad over to the gentleman*
Posted by: Silent but sympathetic bartender Miklos at March 21, 2026 10:40 PM (Al4HM)

(slaps the "beer" out of Miklos' hand)

Gadzooks barkeep. Get a real beer to go with OG!

(slides a Green Rooster across the bar)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 21, 2026 10:49 PM (1Ff7Z)

154 Bing
Posted by: Rex B at March 21, 2026

***
As for me and my house, I will use Qwant.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2026 10:49 PM (wzUl9)

155 our establishment don't serve no fruit and water is for da kitchen only
Posted by: Alcapon's Speakeasy at March 21, 2026 10:36 PM (GD0B3)

Oh. Okay. Maybe you don’t know who I am. Here, let me show you my shoes to see if it sparks a memory or 2. 😂

Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2026 10:50 PM (hftzA)

156 (slides a Green Rooster across the bar)
Posted by: OrangeEnt

The homo place is across the street, mister

Posted by: Miklos the Unrepentant at March 21, 2026 10:51 PM (Al4HM)

157 >>> my cat allie is using my mouse arm for a pillow...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I hates trackballs, I hates them, but you could probably use one with a cat sleeping on your mousing arm.

Posted by: mikeski

>When I used to play online games, the trackball was king. I used it to great efficiency with accuracy to hunt and kill my competitors. They thought I was cheating, but gaming mice suck, because you're using your whole arm from the elbow down in contrast to two fingers. I hate gaming now because it's gay.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 21, 2026 10:51 PM (LkMIg)

158 @153 Ezra Brooks Distllers Collection makes a fine tipple. That's the most recent "new" bourbon for me.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 21, 2026 10:52 PM (cWLG3)

159 my cat allie is using my mouse arm for a pillow...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2026 10:39 PM (ESVrU)

I still miss our kitty. She was a pain in the butt, and yet she would somehow end up in my lap, and I would hold her and give her ear scritches.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 21, 2026 10:52 PM (0aYVJ)

160 The homo place is across the street, mister
Posted by: Miklos the Unrepentant at March 21, 2026 10:51 PM (Al4HM)

So that's where you got the PBR.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 21, 2026 10:53 PM (1Ff7Z)

161 Oh. Okay. Maybe you don’t know who I am. Here, let me show you my shoes to see if it sparks a memory or 2. 😂
Posted by: Piper

*all the homos from the place across the street run over to see the shoes*

Posted by: Miklos busily ignores the hubbub at March 21, 2026 10:53 PM (Al4HM)

162 And in a culture war segment, MS Now was fascinated at how much focus MAGA has been putting on that tiny sliver tranny population. Maybe if they left the kids alone.
---'
They seem overrepresented in mass shootings lately.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
==

Only about 10-20 times more likely to light up a group of people than any other demographic group.*

*studies show.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 21, 2026 10:53 PM (/lPRQ)

163 I hates trackballs, I hates them, but you could probably use one with a cat sleeping on your mousing arm.
Posted by: mikeski at March 21, 2026 10:45 PM (VHUov)

You could use it until the ball gets clogged with cat fur.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 21, 2026 10:54 PM (swPn1)

164 Oh. Okay. Maybe you don’t know who I am. Here, let me show you my shoes to see if it sparks a memory or 2. 😂
Posted by: Piper

Lilypad themed?

Are you getting free samples as bribes for the fashion segment?

Posted by: mikeski at March 21, 2026 10:54 PM (VHUov)

165 just finished watching the 1953 titanic w/ Clifton Webb and Barbara Stanwyck. It's a fine fine film, a good companion to the more famous A Night to Remember. There are personal dramas, humor provided by Thelma Ritter in a role based on the "unsinkable" Molly Brown, great moments of heroism, and then this quiet moment.

Webb, married for twenty years to Stanwyck, insists on keeping his ten-year-old son when they divorce. His wife wants the boy, and plays her trump card: "He's not your son." He then turns against the boy and intends to disown him . . . until the climactic sinking, where he displays heroism helping women and children into boats. He discovers with pride that the boy has stayed aboard to find him. A steward comes up: "Mr. Sturges, there was a boy looking for you."

"Yes, Harry, I found him. He's my son."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2026 10:54 PM (wzUl9)

166 I hates trackballs, I hates them, but you could probably use one with a cat sleeping on your mousing arm.
Posted by: mikeski

You could use it until the ball gets clogged with cat fur.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

As a person of No Cat, I had forgotten that problem.

Posted by: mikeski at March 21, 2026 10:55 PM (VHUov)

167 Musical interlude.

https://tinyurl.com/2xy4vfk8

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2026 10:55 PM (viF8m)

168 Galicia has much Celtic blood/influence. Much Celtic music comes from there.

Posted by: Paddy O'Furniture!! at March 21, 2026 10:55 PM (oftw2)

169 So that's where you got the PBR.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Hey Bubba, welcome this gentleman to the out back lounge area

Posted by: Miklos narrows eyes at March 21, 2026 10:55 PM (Al4HM)

170 Tried to go back to Bing, it's infuriating.
It's Duky Go.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2026 10:55 PM (MF/Oh)

171 >When I used to play online games, the trackball was king. I used it to great efficiency with accuracy to hunt and kill my competitors. They thought I was cheating, but gaming mice suck, because you're using your whole arm from the elbow down in contrast to two fingers. I hate gaming now because it's gay.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 21, 2026 10:51 PM (LkMIg)

The joystick is where it's at.

Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at March 21, 2026 10:55 PM (Q+gd/)

172 Lilypad themed?

Are you getting free samples as bribes for the fashion segment?
Posted by: mikeski at March 21, 2026 10:54 PM (VHUov)

How did you guess? Sadly no, but they should monetize me. Someone should give Dior a heads up.

Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2026 10:56 PM (hftzA)

173 "Yes, Harry, I found him. He's my son."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

*wipes tears*

Posted by: not entirely curmudgeonly Miklos at March 21, 2026 10:57 PM (Al4HM)

174 Diogenes - it’s called “Stealth” by Peter Westwick. Goes back to the Jack Northrop design of the YB-49 and talks about the development of CAD/CAM for design by the 1980s.

They even tracked down and got one of the original test pilots during the 1940s, who tested the flying wing back then a top secret clearance so he could fly the simulator and see what he thought of the design. The problem they were concerned with was landing something that doesn’t really want to land, ground effect or whatever it’s called. The old guy said they should be good to go. I love stories like that. I bet he got a real kick out of it, too.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 21, 2026 10:57 PM (+DQk7)

175 The homo place is across the street, mister
Posted by: Miklos the Unrepentant at March 21, 2026 10:51 PM (Al4HM)

So that's where you got the PBR.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Actually, that was a Zima with a spoonful of Ovaltine stirred in.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 21, 2026 10:58 PM (/lPRQ)

176 168 Galicia has much Celtic blood/influence. Much Celtic music comes from there.
Posted by: Paddy O'Furniture!! at March 21, 2026 10:55 PM (oftw2)
---
And Gaul (Gallia Celtica), funny that.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 21, 2026 10:58 PM (cWLG3)

177 I think President Trump should have said,"With sadness Mueller is dead." Then laughed and said, "Just kidding!"

There are times he should just say nothing about those who are worth nothing. However, after what he was put through I excuse him for being honest. I'd rather have him any minute of the day than Biden and Corn Pop and Cackling Kam. Love that he laughed that the cardboard mullah was ghey.

I am unsure where I'd be today if Pedomouth was VP.Probably drinking a lot vs remaining a refined lady.

I want Walz shipped to Somolia with Omar and tribe. Preferably as a galley slave struggling with oars and weeping as cramps of bloody dysentery flood his bench. I don't ask for much.

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 21, 2026 10:59 PM (WONhk)

178 Counter argument: the arcade version of Missile Command. Nature's perfect use of a trackball.
Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2026 10:49 PM (KEowH)

The best arcade game ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 21, 2026 10:59 PM (3sXRv)

179 Hey Bubba, welcome this gentleman to the out back lounge area
Posted by: Miklos narrows eyes at March 21, 2026 10:55 PM (Al4HM)

Oh, you serve that Fosters stuff here too?

(leaves, then chains door shut from outside)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 21, 2026 10:59 PM (1Ff7Z)

180 70
I do it so you don't have to. Did these same services in college wit cocaine when a friend was over-zapped and I'd jump in rolled up bill first to save their lives and take one line for the team.

fin.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 21, 2026 10:07 PM (x8k2o)

This is the infrared shots showing an afterburner plume at the same temp as the fuselage?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 21, 2026 10:25 PM (w/O5Q)

Yes
With that post processed adobe green reticle "locked on"

Laughable mayne!

S2....not a good look.

Posted by: GigantorX at March 21, 2026 11:00 PM (x8k2o)

181 170 Tried to go back to Bing, it's infuriating.
It's Duky Go.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2026

***
"Our prices are elastic
But we do not care for plastic --
We always go for jukie-jukie-jango!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2026 11:00 PM (wzUl9)

182 Common Tater,
Thanxs.
I'll pick it up.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2026 11:00 PM (2WIwB)

183 Counter argument: the arcade version of Missile Command. Nature's perfect use of a trackball.
Posted by: Splunge

Oh, certainly. Arcade-cabinet trackballs are cool. The ergonomic-mouse-replacement things are silly.

Posted by: mikeski at March 21, 2026 11:03 PM (VHUov)

184 RE: Stealth
I worked several programs including the Comanche helicopter program which had some remarkable stealth tech built into it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2026 11:04 PM (2WIwB)

185 (leaves, then chains door shut from outside)
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Now he's gone we can talk about the over under and spreads. On the NCAA basketball.

I think he heard us talking and was hoping about sump'n else.

Posted by: Miklos likes UConn, no money to be made on Duke at March 21, 2026 11:05 PM (Al4HM)

186 /Puts on his tinfoil hat.

Folks, Chuck Norris did not die, they faked his death so he could go overthrow the Carboard Aya Told ya.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2026 11:05 PM (mP0Kj)

187 Thankfully in Missile Command, one never ran out of ammo.

Just had to be a crackhead on the track ball.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2026 11:06 PM (2GVsD)

188 Dead are funny and they had a grateful following too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2026 11:06 PM (MF/Oh)

189 >>There are times he should just say nothing about those who are worth nothing. However, after what he was put through I excuse him for being honest. I'd rather have him any minute of the day than Biden and Corn Pop and Cackling Kam. Love that he laughed that the cardboard mullah was ghey.

Far too many are ignoring what is happening before a grand jury in the Southern District of Florida. Some have forgotten what it means to be the predator instead of the prey.

For almost 10 years I've heard that Trump doesn't know what he's saying or doing and yet he got elected to be President of the United States. Three times, twice beyond the level of cheat.

Trump fights to win and defends his peeps. By far the best president in my lifetime. Rock on Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2026 11:07 PM (viF8m)

190 The raimondo on tap sock is funnier and more profound than the actual raimondo troll.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 21, 2026 11:07 PM (7Pnfz)

191 Counter argument: the arcade version of Missile Command. Nature's perfect use of a trackball.
Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2026 10:49 PM (KEowH)

Missile Command on TV. Doof should enjoy the intentional soundtrack.

https://youtu.be/EyzyZs_GqBc

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 21, 2026 11:07 PM (S/Y4j)

192 The homo place is across the street, mister
Posted by: Miklos the Unrepentant at March 21, 2026 10:51 PM (Al4HM)

So that's where you got the PBR.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Actually, that was a Zima with a spoonful of Ovaltine stirred in.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 21, 2026 10:58 PM (/lPRQ)

***

*sits back*
*sips a proper German lager*
*chuckles at these posts*

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2026 11:07 PM (2WIwB)

193 I worked several programs including the Comanche helicopter program which had some remarkable stealth tech built into it.
Posted by: Diogenes

yep

I got all kinda stuff with stealth so good I can't find it.

Posted by: Miklos thinks it used to be in this over here at March 21, 2026 11:07 PM (Al4HM)

194 Texas Sweet 16 Hookem Horns

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 21, 2026 11:08 PM (gbOdA)

195 Iran can hit Londonstan

And PDT save Europe.

All he got was a lousy NATO Tshirt

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 21, 2026 11:09 PM (gbOdA)

196 Rock on Golden Scalp Weasel.
Posted by: JackStraw

We are now like totally Trump guys because he like Totally ROCKS

Posted by: Rock on Wayne, Rock on Garth at March 21, 2026 11:10 PM (Al4HM)

197 11 pm newscasts

CBC...Meuller. 6 minutes later....still Meuller.

CNN....Trump's 48 hour threat leads now war updates. 6 minutes in. Trump's threat.

MS Now...War in 4th week. Started off with a Bush Iraq clip? No mention of Trump's 48 hour threat. Wondering how long war will go on. 6 minutes in. This Ruhle bitch's interview with Trump.

Panel now. Whining. When will this war end. Quagmire.

That's enough of these retards. If you only watch MS Now, you know shit about what's going on...

Posted by: Stateless at March 21, 2026 11:10 PM (Sco7b)

198 Tahkli AB, Thailand had the first stealth plane in the late 1960s.

You could see the wheels and the F-105 boarding ladder but everything else was invisible. A real stealth airplane.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2026 11:11 PM (2GVsD)

199 *sits back*
*sips a proper German lager*
*chuckles at these posts*
Posted by: Diogenes

I hear German beer makes you sitzpinkel

Posted by: Miklos has a back deck for such purposes at March 21, 2026 11:11 PM (Al4HM)

200 Hmmm... Robert Mueller es Morte... funny how as soon as we are actually investigating treason... Mueller bites the big one.

/Looks around for the Clintons...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2026 11:12 PM (mP0Kj)

201 Under current State Laws we could find the Citizenship of 28 Million voters.
Under current implementation of these laws we know the Citizenship of 14 Million voters.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 21, 2026 11:13 PM (gbOdA)

202 If you only watch MS Now, you know shit about what's going on...
Posted by: Stateless

Or, all you know is shit

Posted by: Miklos has n alternative interpretation at March 21, 2026 11:13 PM (Al4HM)

203 Sad I have never been to the historic old taverns in the USA. I have been to Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese pub in London twice. Does this count?

The old house where I lived in a duplex with nursing classmates is now on the Historic List. Purely because I lived there and we had large keggers.

I plan to knock on the door of the house this September and ask if my bf/husband and I can have a photo on the front porch of our first date (it will be 50yrs). That was historic as well. Plus the hospital elevator where we first met a month prior. Romantic, eh? Don't answer.

Goodnight again. Or not!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 21, 2026 11:13 PM (WONhk)

204 197 11 pm newscasts

CBC...Meuller. 6 minutes later....still Meuller.

CNN....Trump's 48 hour threat leads now war updates. 6 minutes in. Trump's threat.

MS Now...War in 4th week. Started off with a Bush Iraq clip? No mention of Trump's 48 hour threat. Wondering how long war will go on. 6 minutes in. This Ruhle bitch's interview with Trump.

Panel now. Whining. When will this war end. Quagmire.

That's enough of these retards. If you only watch MS Now, you know shit about what's going on...
Posted by: Stateless

You might be the only viewer.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 21, 2026 11:13 PM (7Pnfz)

205 198 Tahkli AB, Thailand had the first stealth plane in the late 1960s.

You could see the wheels and the F-105 boarding ladder but everything else was invisible. A real stealth airplane.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2026 11:11 PM (2GVsD)

Sure it wasn't Wonder Woman's Invisible F-86?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2026 11:13 PM (mP0Kj)

206 Iran can possibly hit London if they have developed a mounting collar and nuclear warheads to install on their most powerful satellite launch vehicle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2026 11:13 PM (2GVsD)

207 Hi. I just flew in from the West Coast and boy are my arms tired.

Posted by: no one of any consquence at March 21, 2026 11:14 PM (qFwJc)

208 200 Hmmm... Robert Mueller es Morte... funny how as soon as we are actually investigating treason... Mueller bites the big one.

/Looks around for the Clintons...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2026 11:12 PM (mP0Kj)

Hate to have to pick out the casket dress for that big old fucker.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 21, 2026 11:15 PM (gbOdA)

209 A nun really needs to go to the bathroom, so she ducks into a gay bar. The bartender says, "Sure, Sister... just be aware that there's a statue of a naked man in there wearing nothing but a fig leaf." She's desperate, so she decides to go in anyway.

She comes back out and the whole bar starts cheering her.

"What's going on?"

"Oh, we have a bell rigged up to ring every time someone lifts up the fig leaf."

Had my (hopefully) last cancer surgery this week. Doc is sure he got it all, though I'll be getting inspected, injected, detected, neglected, and selected for several years to watch for it coming back. I'll probably also have chemo and/or immunotherapy.

Right now I'm just holed up vegging out on movies... maybe on Monday I'll try to do something productive.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 21, 2026 11:15 PM (IG3/x)

210 Thank you all tonight for the drink thoughts...

And the cat stories. My friends' cat Snowflake hangs out here. She cuddled up to the dog Ralphy and I have video of her licking and grooming him.

Good night everyone.

Posted by: Stateless at March 21, 2026 11:15 PM (Sco7b)

211 Time I headed off to bed. With luck the black cat won't wake me at 3:45, but I've been out of luck lately. Somehow I'll find the energy to exercise and then sit in on the Book Thread!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2026 11:16 PM (wzUl9)

212 Trump fights to win and defends his peeps. By far the best president in my lifetime. Rock on Golden Scalp Weasel.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2026 11:07 PM (viF8m)

100% AMEN

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 21, 2026 11:16 PM (WONhk)

213 148 I am absolutely over the moon about Trump's plan to deploy ICE in airports to fill in for the missing TSA people that the Dems refuse to pay.

I saw this proposed as an idea on X/Twitter a day or so ago.
Posted by: Splunge at March 21, 2026 10:48 PM (KEowH)

Yes, the ICE plan was mentioned by a female caller yesterday on the Clay Travis radio show. Clay thinks the White House was listening.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 21, 2026 11:16 PM (y171U)

214 There is an old bar in New Orleans, Old Absinthe House, that might be considered historic I guess. The building is where Andrew Jackson and Jean Lafitte purportedly met and planned the defense of New Orleans. It wasn't a bar until after the war of 1812 though.

Posted by: javems at March 21, 2026 11:16 PM (zFsEm)

215 Mueller was Arkancide because Felonious von Pantsuit is wiping out the evidence.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2026 11:16 PM (2GVsD)

216
Sure it wasn't Wonder Woman's Invisible F-86?
Posted by: Romeo13

You have to remember EXACTLY where you parked those things.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2026 11:17 PM (Cqx++)

217 It wasn't a bar until after the war of 1812 though.
Posted by: javems at March 21, 2026 11:16 PM (zFsEm)

I've been there. So I am historic afterall! And still not asleep!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 21, 2026 11:17 PM (WONhk)

218 195 Iran can hit Londonstan
And PDT save Europe.
All he got was a lousy NATO Tshirt
Posted by: r hennigantx
----

Looking at those WWII pics from Skip today. All the dirty hell our guys went through. The only appreciation is from those few French who memorialize.
European royalty hates us for setting them free. And the people know nothing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 21, 2026 11:18 PM (MF/Oh)

219 Right now I'm just holed up vegging out on movies... maybe on Monday I'll try to do something productive.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 21, 2026 11:15 PM (IG3/x)

You will win! Congratulations!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 21, 2026 11:19 PM (WONhk)

220 Have you been to any of these watering holes? Any noteworthy ones that you know of that didn't make it to the list?

I have been to the Wayside Inn. My last firm used to do our Christmas lunch there. 10/10, would recommend.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2026 11:19 PM (Wnv9h)

221 200 Hmmm... Robert Mueller es Morte... funny how as soon as we are actually investigating treason... Mueller bites the big one.

/Looks around for the Clintons...
Posted by: Romeo13

He had Parkinsons. Hillary didn't have to do anything. Meanwhile, in Soviet Virginia, commercials are popping up during the NCAA Tournament. Obama telling everybody to vote yes to re-districting, (4/21), so the communists in Richmond can gerrymander the state and Californicate Virginia.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 21, 2026 11:19 PM (7Pnfz)

222 I hear German beer makes you sitzpinkel
Posted by: Miklos has a back deck for such purposes at March 21, 2026 11:11 PM (Al4HM)

After a couple one finds himself wanting to play Wagner real loud and invade the neighbors.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2026 11:20 PM (2WIwB)

223 Thankfully in Missile Command, one never ran out of ammo.

Just had to be a crackhead on the track ball.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2026 11:06 PM (2GVsD)

I think you got bonus points at the end of each stage for remaining cities and remaining ammo. But I've played MC on several systems, so I may be misremembering the arced.

Posted by: Methos at March 21, 2026 11:22 PM (vSvIl)

224 After a couple one finds himself wanting to play Wagner real loud and invade the neighbors.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2026 11:20 PM (2WIwB)

In my case, Rammstein and Kreator.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 21, 2026 11:22 PM (0aYVJ)

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