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All Nine Antifa/Trantifa Terrorsts Convicted by Federal Court; This is the First Time Antifa/Trantifa Has Been Convicted of Domestic Terrorism

The terrorist attack took place on July 4, 2025. Wikipedia calls this clear domestic terror attack an "incident."

The 2025 Alvarado ICE facility incident, alternately the Prairieland ICE detention center incident, occurred at the Prairieland Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Detention Center in Alvarado, Texas, United States, on the evening of July 4, 2025. Officials say that eleven individuals, some in black clothing or body armor, set off fireworks and vandalized parked vehicles and a guard structure outside the center. A person in a nearby wooded area allegedly opened fire with a rifle after local police responded; an Alvarado police officer was shot in the neck and released from the hospital a short time later. Eleven individuals were arrested soon afterward; within the ensuing month, the alleged shooter was arrested after a manhunt, and five alleged associates were arrested.

On October 16, 2025, the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) unsealed terrorism charges against two suspects, and in a social media post, United States Attorney General Pam Bondi said the two men were part of "antifa", which she characterized as a "left wing terrorist organization." Major media organizations said this is the first time the DOJ has charged anyone with terrorism in connection with alleged antifa activities, mirroring statements made by FBI director Kash Patel. In October, an eighteenth person was arrested on a state charge of aiding in the commission of terrorism.[3] In January 2026, a nineteenth person was arrested. Supporters of the defendants refer to them as the Prairieland 19.

Several defendants say they believed they were attending a peaceful "noise demonstration" and had no knowledge of any planned violence.

Sure.

Nine of the terrorists were just convicted.

In a first, nine Texas Antifa members found guilty on federal terror charges


In a historical first, nine people have been convicted by a federal jury on domestic terrorism charges connected to Antifa.

The group was accused of being a part of the North Texas Antifa Cell, and was found guilty of rioting, using weapons and explosives, providing material support to terrorists, obstruction, and attempted murder, the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Northern District of Texas announced Friday evening.

The group was convicted of the attempted murder of an Alvarado, Texas, police officer and correctional officers at the Prairieland ICE Detention Center occurring on July 4, 2025.

The convictions came after a 12-day trial beginning Feb. 23, which included 45 witnesses and more than 210 exhibits.

The first conviction of its kind comes six months after The Center Square asked President Donald Trump if he would designate Antifa a domestic terror organization following the rise of left-wing political violence. In response, the president officially designated the group a terror organization a week later.

Several Antifa cells in Europe have since been designated foreign terror organizations.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:24 PM




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1 q34trfqw34ctrq

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:25 PM (y2OcL)

2
Phew. None of that content-reading for ME.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:25 PM (y2OcL)

3
But seriously, you know what's crazy?

I read the content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (y2OcL)

4 9 down, so many more to go.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (7Cdr7)

5 Prayers against their evil every night.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (WONhk)

6 sucks to be them

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (t/Eo5)

7
Several defendants say they believed they were attending a peaceful "noise demonstration" and had no knowledge of any planned violence.

==============

Watching these lions turn into gutless, whimpering, paw-licking cubs is going to be the best part of the show. I hope the cameras are there for the sentencing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:27 PM (y2OcL)

8 Convicting an idea. Radical, dude.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 04:27 PM (UGyV5)

9 'Terrorists' is redundant following 'Antifa'.

And 'Terrorsts' is misspelled.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (rH1sR)

10 q34trfqw34ctrq

Help me out....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (3Ope8)

11 There's a Hanging Tree somewhere in Texas...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (PmzbF)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Watching these lions turn into gutless, whimpering, paw-licking cubs is going to be the best part of the show. I hope the cameras are there for the sentencing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:27 PM (y2OcL)

Remarkable how cosplaying tough guys turns out to not be nearly as much fun as they expected.

Chickenshit yutes who really thought they were heroes.

*spit*

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (I40wl)

14 I am expecting Texan prisons to be less welcoming than one would generally think to these 'warriors' who bravely shot a cop. No 'street cred' for them.

Posted by: purely an academic question at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (F/35S)

15 and the only thing that comes to mind is about F'ing time

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (f9h0J)

16 Texas... In NY... Innocent...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (VE6XX)

17 Then: Of course this is terrorism and an insurrection! Those people on J6 pushed cops!

Now: Well, its not really terrorism just because they were shooting at cops. I mean, they were angry you know?

Posted by: The left at March 16, 2026 04:30 PM (sKqQm)

18 Damn...it really IS Trantifa.

Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 04:30 PM (aTgV0)

19 It's always attempted murder if you go somewhere and deliberately, knowingly fire firearms towards people. There is no way to prove a negative, "I wasn't shooting at him!"

I hope they get life plus.

Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (WMMXg)

20 11 There's a Hanging Tree somewhere in Texas...
Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (PmzbF)



Goliad..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (VE6XX)

21 Remarkable how cosplaying tough guys turns out to not be nearly as much fun as they expected.

Chickenshit yutes who really thought they were heroes.

*spit*
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (I40wl)




There's a new sheriff in town. They thought Kumswala would win and they'd be protected. FAFO, bishes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Like the man said, faster please.

Posted by: Roll them all up at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (TbWk/)

23
I hope they get life plus.
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (WMMXg)



Texas has the DP.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

24 lolgf, in the ass, in a shitty prison shower.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (d8StR)

25 You can't imprison an idea.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Senile at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (Dv3i1)

26
3 AWFLs (Savanna, Autumn, and Meagan)
1 white cuck (Zachary)
3 Hispanic America-haters (Rueda, Soto, and Soto)
1 ?-gender (Benjamin)

What a clown car.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (y2OcL)

27 Hopefully the firsts of many

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)

28 Now hold on a second!

Posted by: Judge kahmaniwannalaya at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (fsX9w)

29 Now declare antifa an international terrorist organization like the cartels and let the good time roll.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (3Ope8)

30 When is the sentencing?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (n5tGW)

31
Several defendants say they believed they were attending a peaceful "noise demonstration" and had no knowledge of any planned violence.

--------

The legal defense theory here is yes they had guns, but they thought the plan was to shoot them in the air?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 04:33 PM (hZ1gu)

32 Send them to thar prison in El Salvador.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 16, 2026 04:33 PM (f9h0J)

33 Good, fuck 'em.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (5aZAZ)

34 "I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it."

- - - - Random Unrelated Movie Quote

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

35 There's a Hanging Tree somewhere in Texas..."

Whiskey for my men...

Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (XuXeR)

36 I hope they get life plus.
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (WMMXg)


Texas has the DP.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

This was federal court, and I'm not sure death is authorized for anything that doesn't kill someone.
So, I think the best is life + years in consecutive sentence.

Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (WMMXg)

37 A RICO predicate. Just sayin'

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (dtajH)

38 Random Unrelated Movie Quote"

That is so last thread

Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (XuXeR)

39 11 There's a Hanging Tree somewhere in Texas...

that's nothing. i used to have hanging gardens.

Posted by: babylon at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (v3pYe)

40 The lesson for antifa is to stay in the blue shit holes We don’t play that bullshit in red areas.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (u73oe)

41 Good, fuck 'em.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (5aZAZ)




Succinct. I like it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

42 29 Now declare antifa an international terrorist organization like the cartels and let the good time roll.
____

Antifa has people in staff positions for elected politicians in France, and probably in many other countries. A declaration like that should be interesting.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (Dv3i1)

43 A RICO predicate. Just sayin'

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (dtajH)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (d8StR)

44 42nd

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (x29G8)

45 Sentence them to death by anal electrocution. It's not cruel or unusual. We do it to minks all the time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (BI5O2)

46 This was federal court, and I'm not sure death is authorized for anything that doesn't kill someone.
So, I think the best is life + years in consecutive sentence.
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (WMMXg)



Well, that certainly sucks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

47 Have we not been informed by our betters that Antifa is a myth?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (0sNs1)

48 Not sure why terrorist groups suck in women, and violent ones.

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)

49 9 down, 900000 to go

yeah, I know I'm probably lowballing, but still, it's a start.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (MIIRH)

50 There's a Hanging Tree somewhere in Texas...

that's nothing. i used to have hanging gardens.

Posted by: babylon at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (v3pYe)

Interesting.

Posted by: Vlad at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (d8StR)

51 That defendant's "wife" is a man, man!

Posted by: THAT'S A MAN BAYBEE at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (TbWk/)

52 I don't think Autumn is an AWFL

Posted by: Giant Purple People Eater at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (KAi1n)

53
I guess we can assume presidential pardons for these mutants should Democrats regain the White House.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (hZ1gu)

54
The legal defense theory here is yes they had guns, but they thought the plan was to shoot them in the air?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

===============

Yes, they had bullets, but the plan was to hit some high-flying turkeys and prepare dinners for orphans.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (y2OcL)

55 Texas... In NY... Innocent...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM


This, too, is the story of quality picante sauce, or the lack thereof.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (0sNs1)

56 I guess we can assume presidential pardons for these mutants should Democrats regain the White House.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (hZ1gu)


Maybe the State of Texas can charge them in case....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (VE6XX)

57 Several defendants say they believed they were attending a peaceful "noise demonstration" and had no knowledge of any planned violence.

--------

The legal defense theory here is yes they had guns, but they thought the plan was to shoot them in the air?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug



Legal prosecution theory - Bank Robbery Getaway Driver:

Even if you never stepped foot in the bank, you are every bit as guilty as those that did.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (NcUvK)

58 Nine of the terrorists were just convicted.

---

I guess the jury didn't watch the movies, either.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (yFLFB)

59 Ines Soto is a Neanderthal. Change my mind.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (CwhoI)

60 They're every bit as photogenic as Antifa usually is.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (UGyV5)

61 20 11 There's a Hanging Tree somewhere in Texas...
Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (PmzbF)



Goliad..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (VE6XX)

I thought that's where the balm is.

Posted by: Could be wrong at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (TbWk/)

62 I guess we can assume presidential pardons for these mutants should Democrats regain the White House.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 04

Let them pardon nine desiccated pike-heads.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (BI5O2)

63
I don't think Autumn is an AWFL
Posted by: Giant Purple People Eater

===============

You have a point. Might have to move Autumn into the ?-gender column.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (y2OcL)

64 You can't imprison an idea.
Posted by: Joe Biden, Senile
......

on stolen land.

Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (UjdFS)

65 Suspended sentences?

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (fZiTB)

66 Interesting.
Posted by: Vlad "

You're into posts, right?

Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (XuXeR)

67 When will a judge turn the bastards loose? You know the fix is in.

Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (pvf3X)

68 Congressman Nadler do you think this conviction means that Antifa exists?
Nadler : go away can't you see I'm shitting my pants here?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (YsPj+)

69 To do this after January 6th. This is straight up setting up a situation where so many Americans are going to die.

has always been the plan. a bloodbath is how they can take control. they already tried it in Minnesota.

“Accused of being part of Antifa” That’s all anyone can ever say, cause Antifa isn’t a really organization.

Guilty of being against fascism?  Aren't we all?!  That's an odd thing to accuse someone of unless you are a fascist.  ...but Antifa doesn't exist... so I am very confused.

Wearing black clothing, using signal app, turning off your phones tracking, bringing weapons to a protest but leaving them in your car. This is all it took to "prove" that it was a coordinated attack by terrorists.

Just for reference, your first sentence is what a lot of people do for protests these days. A lot of protest organizers actually recommend you do these things as it makes it harder to identify you in the increased surveillance state we live in.

Branding matters. I don't know who decided shortening "anti-fascist" to "antifa" was a good idea, but they absolutely rat fucked things by doing it.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (JCZqz)

70 Interesting.
Posted by: Vlad "

You're into posts, right?

Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (XuXeR)

Hanging gardens would provide a bit of curb appeal.

Posted by: Vlad at March 16, 2026 04:39 PM (d8StR)

71 52 I don't think Autumn is an AWFL
Posted by: Giant Purple People Eater at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (KAi1n)

Anemic White Male Liberal

Posted by: AWML at March 16, 2026 04:39 PM (TbWk/)

72 To do this after January 6th. This is straight up setting up a situation where so many Americans are going to die.

has always been the plan. a bloodbath is how they can take control. they already tried it in Minnesota.




LOLwut?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

73 . i used to have hanging gardens.
Posted by: babylon at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (v3pYe)


That was more likely Assyria, set up by Sennacherib (otherwise famous for coming in 2nd place in his attack on Jerusalem, A for effort tho').

Interesting.
Posted by: Vlad at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (d8StR)


Well, they say Ashurbanipal used to go on picnics with his wife, where their enemies' heads were hanging on fruit trees.

Jewish tradition rightly has little good to say of Babylon, but Nabukadrezzar II was a softie compared to the sadists running the ex-kingdom to their north.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 04:39 PM (gKWVE)

74 >>>Suspended sentences?

Preferably via rope, but I'm open to suggestions.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 16, 2026 04:39 PM (CwhoI)

75 67 When will a judge turn the bastards loose? You know the fix is in.
____

I'm on it....
*steps into phone booth to change*

Posted by: Mild Mannered Law Clerk James Boasberg at March 16, 2026 04:40 PM (Dv3i1)

76 Don't Mess With TEXAS!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 04:40 PM (NpAcC)

77 Nadler : go away can't you see I'm shitting my pants here?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (YsPj+)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 16, 2026 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

78 Yeah this is a good start toward wrapping up the Antifa era. Of course they were Black Bloc before that, and will be something else after, but at least we can maybe stop pretending its just exuberant freedom loving kids.

The left is freaking out over censorship and suppression of free speech and HOW DARE YOU.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (PYyV9)

79 They'll all be running for DA in 2 years with millions in campaign cash.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (RIvkX)

80 what an attractive bunch !

🤢

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (GD0B3)

81 65 Suspended sentences?
Posted by: Ordinary American

Suspended, like with a rope?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (Dv3i1)

82
Goliad..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (VE6XX)

I thought that's where the balm is.
Posted by: Could be wrong at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (TbWk/)


Never heard of that .... We were there about 6 years ago... My Great Grandfather is buried there ,and I didn't know that...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (VE6XX)

83 Lock em up. There's probably a future Tyler Robinstink in that line up.

Posted by: Rex B at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (DqQS/)

84 Wearing black clothing, using signal app, turning off your phones tracking, bringing weapons to a protest but leaving them in your car. This is all it took to "prove" that it was a coordinated attack by terrorists.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Not sure if trolling. Funny either way.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (yFLFB)

85 I thought that's where the balm is.
Posted by: Could be wrong at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (TbWk/)

That's a different Goliad. He's talking about the one with cannon and the cool flag.

Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (WMMXg)

86 Banning abortion is the OPPRESSION OF WOMEN you Christian terrorists!!!!! America is JUST LIKE IRAN!!!!!

Posted by: Joy Reid at March 16, 2026 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

87 26
3 AWFLs (Savanna, Autumn, and Meagan)
1 white cuck (Zachary)
3 Hispanic America-haters (Rueda, Soto, and Soto)
1 ?-gender (Benjamin)

What a clown car.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (y2OcL)

I’d say Autumn and Megan are both men on estrogen.

Possibly even Savanna, but this one looks like an actual chick.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 16, 2026 04:42 PM (6ydKt)

88 I don't know about running for precedent, but certainly Ivy League Professorship material.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 04:42 PM (GD0B3)

89 Ideas have consequences.

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 04:42 PM (VtwAi)

90 ...they shot one of the cops in a neck, kinda tough to do when you leave your weapon in the car LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:43 PM (PYyV9)

91 It's a start but I question the extent of the deterrent here for all the other bitter unemployed antifa losers who don't have a lot to lose

Posted by: Phil McCracken at March 16, 2026 04:43 PM (54xGi)

92 Hey, Antifa assholes! Talk to me boys! I know you're there I can hear you all breathin'. Don't you listen to these nitwits you hear me? This place ain't so bad. Tell you what, I'll introduce you all around, make you feel right at home. I know a couple of big old bull queers that'd just love to make you're acquaintance. Especially those big, white, mushy butts of yours.

Posted by: Heywood at March 16, 2026 04:43 PM (/1l9x)

93 3 AWFLs (Savanna, Autumn, and Meagan)
1 white cuck (Zachary)
3 Hispanic America-haters (Rueda, Soto, and Soto)


This is the hell that millennials have given us

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:43 PM (PYyV9)

94 Are they all trannies? Cuz it's not really clear with any of those photos.

Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2026 04:43 PM (65cLN)

95 Branding matters. I don't know who decided shortening "anti-fascist" to "antifa" was a good idea, but they absolutely rat fucked things by doing it.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (JCZqz)

Well, you'll have to talk to the Communists that started it in 1929, pea-brain.

Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:44 PM (WMMXg)

96 "...but Nabukadrezzar II was a softie..."


Motherfucker, I'll show you softie!!!!

Posted by: Morpheus at March 16, 2026 04:44 PM (dmDsy)

97 "The group was accused of being a part of the North Texas Antifa Cell"

Did they have membership cards? It not an organization unless they have membership cards.

Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 04:44 PM (vFG9F)

98 “Accused of being part of Antifa” That’s all anyone can ever say, cause Antifa isn’t a really organization.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (JCZqz)
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The International Butt-Pounding Faggots Association isn't really an organization either, but they definitely exist.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:44 PM (5aZAZ)

99 If you have the right facts, RICO is a killer. It was created to go after 'criminal enterprises' like the Mafia.

NGOs can be proven to be the 'enterprise' by following the money. FFS, even the DNC.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2026 04:44 PM (dtajH)

100 We need more of this. Trump declared Antifa a domestic terrorist organization 7 months ago. I figured we'd have a few financial backers arrested by now.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 16, 2026 04:45 PM (Vh9CX)

101 Seriously, though, throwing these dregs into an enclosure full of ravenous tigers and 4K cameras during the Super Bowl halftime would discourage a lot of Antifa activity - particularly when it was the highest rated and best loved halftime show of all time.

Oh yeah, and throw Bad Bunny in too, just for style points.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 04:45 PM (BI5O2)

102 Autumn would slit your throat if she could is my guess

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)

103 They need to establish the existence of the "organization" in a deep red district court as a matter of fact. That's how the La Cosa Nostra was toppled.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 16, 2026 04:46 PM (ssz2a)

104 I love that the left has no standards at all when it's convenient for them, but suddenly have really strict standards for what counts as an organization.

Wait whoa hol' up! Do they have membership cards?! Do they have at least a biweekly meeting at a designated location? A board of directors and elected officers?! What about a weekly coffee social? NO? Yeah that's NOT an organization, you fuckin NAZI!

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:46 PM (5aZAZ)

105 Guilty of being against fascism? Aren't we all?! That's an odd thing to accuse someone of unless you are a fascist. ...but Antifa doesn't exist... so I am very confused.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (JCZqz)

Nah, you’re just stupid.
Confusion is often a side effect of being an idiot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (6ydKt)

106 Help me out....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Try buying a vowel. Works on Wheel of Fortune.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (E4rtv)

107 Nazism is just an idea.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (n1OCj)

108 though tbh i'd be just as happy if they had been shot while resisting arrest. sometimes the old ways were better.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (MIIRH)

109 Did they have membership cards? It not an organization unless they have membership cards.
Posted by: fd

Knowing my luck, my Cardboard AoS HQ membership card will arrive JUST as Newsom takes office and begins his purges.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (JCZqz)

110
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM

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Not one mention by any of these dingbats that the antifa group shot at ICE agents unprovoked, planned in advance, with clear intent to murder, and actually scored some hits. They're actually lucky they weren't all shot to pieces.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (hZ1gu)

111 Autumn and Megan are men. There was an uproar that they would not be going to a women’s prison and the harm of this. Eyeroll.

There have been witness intimidation issues, and jury threats. But antifa doesn’t exist.

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (OoFl2)

112 Suspended, like with a rope?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (Dv3i1)

Oh, like, with a cloth?

Yeah, suck on that, you fuckers!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton RULES!!!!! at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (dmDsy)

113 Autumn has a dick. It's small but it's there.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (5aZAZ)

114 My view ANTIFA are more Anarchists than Communists

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (Ia/+0)

115 though tbh i'd be just as happy if they had been shot while resisting arrest. sometimes the old ways were better.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2026 04:47 PM (MIIRH)

Shot with tranq guns, maybe. The tigers like their Communists on the hoof.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (BI5O2)

116 YD's idea is also good.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (MIIRH)

117 Wait whoa hol' up! Do they have membership cards?! Do they have at least a biweekly meeting at a designated location? A board of directors and elected officers?! What about a weekly coffee social? NO? Yeah that's NOT an organization, you fuckin NAZI!
Posted by: ballistic

You forgot whether they keep minutes of their meetings. Often overlooked.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)

118 Goliad..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (VE6XX)

I thought that's where the balm is.
Posted by: Could be wrong at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (TbWk/)


Never heard of that .... We were there about 6 years ago... My Great Grandfather is buried there ,and I didn't know that...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (VE6XX)

Here's the song, referencing Jeremiah 8:22:
https://shorturl.fm/iSJyu

Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (WMMXg)

119 The International Butt-Pounding Faggots Association isn't really an organization either, but they definitely exist.
Posted by: ballistic

How do you join!?!?!!?

Uh....asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mojtaba Khamenei at March 16, 2026 04:49 PM (JCZqz)

120 A great deal of conservative men are raised to be cowed by their womenfolk too, I'm afraid. It's a big problem in Big Church and TradConism, more than a lot of folk are willing to admit.

Its a serious problem with most of modern American churches. When they aren't leftist cant or health and wealth gospel, they are so heavily controlled by women that men feel like its going into hostile territory.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:49 PM (PYyV9)

121 O/T but I am sure some heard of a retarded Marxist troll, and jihad oplogist Dave Smith, who Joe Rogan considers quite an intellect (so much so, he brought him on as a shield in a conversation with the awesome Douglas Murray). Retarded Marxist revolutionary and jihad apologist Dave Smith posts stuff like "Islam is such a violent religion. Every time we (meaning the US) murder a bunch of children, they try to kill some of us ." this particular post got so much love on X. Then the numbers came it, Right Angle News Network
@Rightanglenews
2h
"BREAKING - New analysis of “comic” Dave Smith’s viral post, in which he justifies Islamist attacks on America, shows that roughly 90 to 95% of the accounts reposting it are foreign or radical Islamist accounts."

you don't say ! I think he too should ride at dawn.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 04:49 PM (GD0B3)

122 You forgot whether they keep minutes of their meetings. Often overlooked.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)
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Knew I was forgetting something.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:49 PM (5aZAZ)

123 *apologist

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 04:50 PM (GD0B3)

124 There's a Hanging Tree somewhere in Texas...

that's nothing. i used to have hanging gardens.

Posted by: babylon at March 16, 2026 04:34 PM (v3pYe)

Hanging gardens of Semiramis.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 04:50 PM (snZF9)

125 Goliad..
Posted by: It's me donna

I thought that's where the balm is.
Posted by: Could be wrong


No, that's the big guy David killed

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:51 PM (PYyV9)

126 Autumn has a dick. It's small but it's there.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (5aZAZ)

Kinda like obama.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 04:51 PM (snZF9)

127 Holy shit!

Is Nappy Nadler really still alive?

Posted by: That Weird New Betting Site...WHOOPS! at March 16, 2026 04:51 PM (dmDsy)

128 They ugly.

Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 04:52 PM (LHPAg)

129 Marxism, the struggle, man, is alive and well in the US and elsewhere in the Western world. Decades of academic rot made it happen. Ugh.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 04:53 PM (GD0B3)

130 The Battle of Goliad is recognized as (I think) the second battle in the war for Texas Independence against May-hee-co.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:53 PM (5aZAZ)

131 Never heard of that .... We were there about 6 years ago... My Great Grandfather is buried there ,and I didn't know that...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (VE6XX)

He (?) was joking. The balm in question is from *Giliad*.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2026 04:53 PM (lFFaq)

132 My view ANTIFA are more Anarchists than Communists
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (Ia/+0)

Anarchists are just Communists that aren't part of your local Communists.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 04:53 PM (8avO+)

133 I thought Ines was a woman's name. That's no woman.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:53 PM (Dv3i1)

134 So it's illegal to protest fascism in the US now? Dark days ahead.

Posted by: Sid at March 16, 2026 04:54 PM (SYjPE)

135 Goliad..
Posted by: It's me donna

I thought that's where the balm is.
Posted by: Could be wrong

No, that's the big guy David killed
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:51 PM (PYyV9)

No that's the sequel to the Odyssey when it turns out Helen was the big bad all along.

Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2026 04:54 PM (vSvIl)

136 Correct me if I am wrong...but I believe this was only a partial victory.

Meaning...There was one shooter, but a whole bunch of people who participated in the set up of the shooting.

So, all of them got charged with attempted murder, not just the shooter.

And this is where I hope I am wrong, but only the shooter got convicted of attempted murder. His co-conspirators got convicted on basically aiding and abetting, but were found not guilty of attempted murder.

Am I right? Or wrong?

Posted by: EFG at March 16, 2026 04:54 PM (1NQQ5)

137 Style Guide calls for Comic Dave Smith.

That guy is hilarious.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 04:55 PM (RIvkX)

138 Taking odds on "Savannah" and "Autumn" possessing indoor plumbing. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at March 16, 2026 04:55 PM (I9a5Z)

139 I thknk Anarchists are out to destroy whatever they can. Communists want to control life of everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 04:55 PM (Ia/+0)

140 Nihilists, really. They have no philosophy that is coherent.

Posted by: tubal at March 16, 2026 04:56 PM (pDt9x)

141 I have a hard time believing anyone on the left is really an anarchist. They love a nice, big, robust government that eliminates all its enemies and doles out money to all its friends. Their violence isn't done to bring anarchy; it's done to bring a leftist dictatorship

Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2026 04:56 PM (65cLN)

142 'Do i amuse you' tommy (good fellas)

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 16, 2026 04:57 PM (bXbFr)

143 Most are facing 20 to 60 years in prison.

The shooter is facing life.

I guarantee they were all offered plea deals: Turn on Antifa and walk.

They all rolled the dice that this was Portland, OR. Betting the guild of commie lawyers would save them.
The fact that their lawyer tried, clumsily and stupidly, to force a mistrial, should've clued them in to the caliber of attorney they'd drawn.

Die in prison, fags.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 04:57 PM (HXT0k)

144 You forgot whether they keep minutes of their meetings. Often overlooked.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)
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Knew I was forgetting something.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:49 PM (5aZAZ)

We talked about it last meeting. But you forgot to write it down, didn't you?

Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:58 PM (WMMXg)

145 “Accused of being part of Antifa” That’s all anyone can ever say, cause Antifa isn’t a really organization.

===

This person is a good example why prisons exist - some people are so stupid force and imprisonment is the only option because debate will never work.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 04:58 PM (/lPRQ)

146

If "fascism" is defined (by these yayhoos) as everything these trantifags are NOT, then put me down as a fascist, yo

Posted by: imp at March 16, 2026 04:59 PM (g6TN6)

147 134 So it's illegal to protest fascism in the US now? Dark days ahead.
Posted by: Sid at March 16, 2026 04:54 PM (SYjPE)

Dressing up in black uniforms and shooting at police is protesting? Who else dressed up in coordinated earth tones and attacked political opponents.

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at March 16, 2026 04:59 PM (fsX9w)

148 3 AWFLs (Savanna, Autumn, and Meagan)
1 white cuck (Zachary)
3 Hispanic America-haters (Rueda, Soto, and Soto)
1 ?-gender (Benjamin)

***************

Even with those hispanics those are the whiteist whites that ever whited the world with terroristic whiteness drenched on top with soylent whites

proving that karens, simps, soys and all the ghey hispanic boys are probably the greatest threats to our existence

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 04:59 PM (REq0p)

149 Throw away the key.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 04:59 PM (hjMYN)

150 Wearing black clothing, using signal app, turning off your phones tracking, bringing weapons to a protest but leaving them in your car. This is all it took to "prove" that it was a coordinated attack by terrorists.

Who among us does not do such innocent things?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 04:59 PM (8DR9B)

151 Has "President" Boasberg commuted their sentence yet?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 05:00 PM (ESVrU)

152 Facing life until the Marxists President frees them

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 05:00 PM (Ia/+0)

153 To do this after January 6th. This is straight up setting up a situation where so many Americans are going to die.

has always been the plan. a bloodbath is how they can take control. they already tried it in Minnesota.




LOLwut?
Posted by: Sponge


Some people really believe that "The Right" is trying to start a civil war because they will not accept / embrace totalitarianism.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 05:00 PM (/lPRQ)

154

... at least it's an ethos.

Posted by: imp at March 16, 2026 05:00 PM (g6TN6)

155
My wife has had TV news on all afternoon and it's been Trump at his desk, making proclamations, announcements, holding meetings.

He's currently cutting up reporters' stupid questions like a hammer.

This is so much more than what I voted for. Beautiful. Classy.

Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 05:00 PM (Y8DZL)

156 126 Autumn has a dick. It's small but it's there.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (5aZAZ)

Kinda like obama.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 04:51 PM (snZF9)

Nah. He has a big dick. In his ass. Regularly.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 05:01 PM (UGyV5)

157 Dark days ahead.
====

For you and your fellow travelers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 05:01 PM (RIvkX)

158 All of the commie rags are hyperventilating that this it a dire assault on free speech.

See, to read their screeds, it was just a protest.
That took place late at night.
And they all just happened to be wearing black.

Seriously, that's the sole reason they are all blaming for the conviction--that they wore black.

Not the fireworks shot at the ICE vehicles and building.
Or the vandalism to draw the officers out.
Not the ambush of the officer when he did come outside.
Not that he was shot in the neck.
Not the texts and other messages among them coordinating the whole ambush in advance.

Nope.
Just a little, innocent, harmless protest on the Fourth of July.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 05:01 PM (HXT0k)

159 Antifa deserves make believe trials processed efficiently so judges arrive timely for dinner.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 16, 2026 05:02 PM (2ap+5)

160 I know a girl named Savannah, though oddly she's from Atlanta.

Posted by: Alpharetta, Specifically at March 16, 2026 05:02 PM (oftw2)

161 So it's illegal to protest fascism in the US now? Dark days ahead.
Posted by: Sid at March 16, 2026 04:54 PM (SYjPE)

Dressing up in black uniforms and shooting at police is protesting? Who else dressed up in coordinated earth tones and attacked political opponents.
Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at March 16, 2026 04:59 PM (fsX9w)

Earth tones? AntiFa has been doing the black thing since 1929. Because commies hate their Marxist siblings, fascists. NAZIs were the ones in earth tones. Italian fascists were also in black. Honestly, it doesn't appear all that well organized even back then.

Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 05:03 PM (WMMXg)

162 Man, Dave Smith went there, huh?

I thought better of him than that.

I hope they take his fuckin' spoiled rotten New York City head in their next comparatively nonviolent and totally justifiable slaughter of fake-ass coastal Americans. Then he can be the most sanctimonious angel in Libertarian Heaven.

I guess the guy is gunning for the Goth Fonzie spot now that Nick Gillespie is old enough to date Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 05:03 PM (BI5O2)

163 Even with those hispanics those are the whiteist whites that ever whited the world with terroristic whiteness drenched on top with soylent whites
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They all give me a creepy Portland vibe. They look like they smell rank.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 05:03 PM (RIvkX)

164 This person is a good example why prisons exist - some people are so stupid force and imprisonment is the only option because debate will never work.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

There is another option.

Posted by: Banishment and deportation: don't care where they go, they can't stay here at March 16, 2026 05:03 PM (JCZqz)

165
Dark days ahead.

Sounds racist.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2026 05:04 PM (Cqx++)

166 133 I thought Ines was a woman's name. That's no woman.

used to work as a showgirl. went by lola back then.

Posted by: anachronda at March 16, 2026 05:04 PM (v3pYe)

167 Nope.
Just a little, innocent, harmless protest on the Fourth of July.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 05:01 PM (HXT0k)

Leftists are nothing if not dishonest.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 05:04 PM (d8StR)

168 When they aren't leftist cant or health and wealth gospel, they are so heavily controlled by women that men feel like its going into hostile territory

************************************

Ive been watching this nonsense for over 20 years in the church and even way back then they had a serious issue trying to define what makes men manly, which resulted in a lot of stupid nonsense and how to books and church activities where men could learn to be masculine by... camping out and fishing

None of this addressed the real issue which was that they were soy beta cuck weenies brow beaten by their much more masculine karen wives

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 05:04 PM (REq0p)

169 I guess the guy is gunning for the Goth Fonzie spot now that Nick Gillespie is old enough to date Taylor Lorenz.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 05:03 PM (BI5O2)

Someone's trying to out-cruel Ace.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at March 16, 2026 05:05 PM (I9a5Z)

170 You forgot whether they keep minutes of their meetings. Often overlooked.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Do they use Robert's Rules of Order?
Cause if not...

Posted by: MkY at March 16, 2026 05:05 PM (q6tQZ)

171 My favorite screed was from, I think, Common Dreams, that howled about how:
- Trump doesn't have the authority to designate a domestic terrorist group
- and besides, what does that even mean
- and besides, antifa* is just an idea and isn't even an actual group or anything.

Cry moor, fags.

* I guarantee that's the first time they have ever written it with lower-case. All of a sudden. For no reason at all.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 05:05 PM (HXT0k)

172 153 To do this after January 6th. This is straight up setting up a situation where so many Americans are going to die.

has always been the plan. a bloodbath is how they can take control. they already tried it in Minnesota.

LOLwut?
Posted by: Sponge

Some people really believe that "The Right" is trying to start a civil war because they will not accept / embrace totalitarianism.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 05:00 PM
That is exactly what they want. It's why they push these lemmings to the front.

Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 05:05 PM (LHPAg)

173 150 Wearing black clothing, using signal app, turning off your phones tracking, bringing weapons to a protest but leaving them in your car. This is all it took to "prove" that it was a coordinated attack by terrorists.

Who among us does not do such innocent things?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 04:59 PM (8DR9B)

I am wearing all black right now! And I left my cell phone in the closet. Uh oh!

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 05:05 PM (OoFl2)

174 They all give me a creepy Portland vibe. They look like they smell rank.

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Ive been to Portland once and that was the exact experience it left me

and this was back BEFORE they went crazy

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 05:05 PM (REq0p)

175 Did they have membership cards? It not an organization unless they have membership cards.
Posted by: fd

Knowing my luck, my Cardboard AoS HQ membership card will arrive JUST as Newsom takes office and begins his purges.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison


Nope, they will restart the J6 roundup and they will find you made an inappropriate comment on the matter once on the internet.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 05:06 PM (/lPRQ)

176 Turns out that Al of those nations Trump has said would help open the Strait of Hormuz?
Looks like zero. The big goose egg.
Trump looking like a fool.
Again.

Has on schedule to hit 4 bucks April 1st

It is not about immigration or transgender

IT IS THE ECONOMY STUPID
And specifically about jobs. Without jobs no consumer demand without consumer demand no jobs

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 16, 2026 05:07 PM (wpIQD)

177 75% chance all of these are on sex predator registration lists. 99% chance at least one is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 05:07 PM (PYyV9)

178
"noise demonstration"

Noises Off

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2026 05:07 PM (Cqx++)

179 The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos
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I tried the high protein Cheerios and they tasted worse than pet food.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 05:07 PM (RIvkX)

180 You left out that they were.............

"MOSTLY PEACEFUL" Antifa/Trantifa Terrorists

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 16, 2026 05:07 PM (jgBQB)

181 Wait whoa hol' up! Do they have membership cards?! Do they have at least a biweekly meeting at a designated location? A board of directors and elected officers?! What about a weekly coffee social? NO? Yeah that's NOT an organization, you fuckin NAZI!
Posted by: ballistic

You forgot whether they keep minutes of their meetings. Often overlooked.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Roberts Rules of Order.
Only real organizations follow them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 05:08 PM (/lPRQ)

182 So it's illegal to protest fascism in the US now?-Sid

Tell it to the J6 crowd, asshole.

Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 05:09 PM (pvf3X)

183 176 ever think that was the whole point to hear "crickets"

it's their oil lifeline not ours so when we say were done and leave don't come bitching to us when someone throws a few mines in the water and Lloyd's wets themselves and cancels all shipping policies.

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at March 16, 2026 05:09 PM (y+RCP)

184 How many Trannies are in that lineup?

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 05:09 PM (erF49)

185 Several defendants say they believed they were attending a peaceful "noise demonstration" and had no knowledge of any planned violence.
---
Yet the honest and fully legitimate belief of most of the J6 charged, that they were invited in by the Capitol Police who smiled and waved at them at the door, was mocked and derided--"you joined an insurrection!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 05:10 PM (HXT0k)

186 A group that wears masks in the night
claims to stand for what's proper and right
But they break and the burn
with no lessons learned
causing nothing but chaos and fright

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 16, 2026 05:10 PM (MNCvZ)

187 The Iranian regime has hit rock bottom. State TV there is showing Hasan Piker's stream all day. Yes, Cenk's nephew the gay furry Hamas supporter who shock collars his dog.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 05:11 PM (t5upi)

188 >>The Iranian regime has hit rock bottom. State TV there is showing Hasan Piker's stream all day. Yes, Cenk's nephew the gay furry Hamas supporter who shock collars his dog.


They are playing Sneako, too. Another literal fag.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 05:12 PM (erF49)

189 153 To do this after January 6th. This is straight up setting up a situation where so many Americans are going to die.

has always been the plan. a bloodbath is how they can take control. they already tried it in Minnesota.




LOLwut?
Posted by: Sponge


Some people really believe that "The Right" is trying to start a civil war because they will not accept / embrace totalitarianism.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 05:00 PM
Well damn. Of course I meant the left.

Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2026 05:12 PM (LHPAg)

190 We talked about it last meeting. But you forgot to write it down, didn't you?
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:58 PM


Why wasn't in the meeting minutes that were sent out?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 05:13 PM (0sNs1)

191 I tried the high protein Cheerios and they tasted worse than pet food.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Blind taste test?

Also, I read that as "high protein Cheetos" the first time.

Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 05:13 PM (yMzvn)

192 I wonder the following :
1. What prison are they to be held at?
2. How one could contact the canteen for .. other prisoners who may enjoy a few dozen cases of Little Debbie Snack Cakes.

Just asking questions.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 16, 2026 05:14 PM (lFFaq)

193 I tried the high protein Cheerios and they tasted worse than pet food.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I regret you know the difference.

Posted by: MkY at March 16, 2026 05:14 PM (q6tQZ)

194
The revolution is now paid fat senior citizens holding up mass produced signs in front of the social security office, 'cause that's what the angry NPO commies think people pay attention to.

Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 05:14 PM (Y8DZL)

195 I am still wondering how eight of the nine antifa beat the attempted murder rap.

Posted by: EFG at March 16, 2026 05:15 PM (1NQQ5)

196 https://x.com/timecaptales/status/2033443146143826199?

Meanwhile, in the Netherlands.... LoL!! I, uh, kind of liked it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 05:15 PM (sAmhv)

197 Our resident coprophage has arrived!

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 05:16 PM (5aZAZ)

198 I'd like to see a sister detention center equivalent to GITMO. International terrorists to Gitmo. Domestic terrorists to....hmmmmm.....Utqiaġvik (aka Barrow), Alaska. As I recall, the temperature doesn't go above freezing between October and May. Also, the days are kind of long....like 83 days long.

Posted by: Orson at March 16, 2026 05:17 PM (dIske)

199 197 Our resident coprophage has arrived!
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 05:16 PM (5aZAZ)


******

???

Posted by: EFG at March 16, 2026 05:17 PM (1NQQ5)

200 199 197 Our resident coprophage has arrived!
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 05:16 PM (5aZAZ)


******

???
---------------
ASS, our resident troll.

Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 05:18 PM (GSy5R)

201 In my IQ/Disorder rubric of the conscienceless, these (tr)antifa are the low-functioning psychopaths that are easily used as street muscle by whatever cult or mafia, since they only feel good when they're breaking rules, people, or things. You can pretty much tell by looking whether they got that way by chemical abuse or mutational load, with the normal-looking ones presumably having a personality disorder.

Posted by: SciVo at March 16, 2026 05:19 PM (Sy6m/)

202 All these CHUDs look like tranny CHUDs. The Venn diagram of antifa and tranny is basically a circle.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 16, 2026 05:19 PM (m/YDg)

203 They look like the kind of "men" who'll thrive in Federal Prison.

Posted by: DaveA at March 16, 2026 05:20 PM (FhXTo)

204 https://x.com/timecaptales/status/2033443146143826199?

Meanwhile, in the Netherlands.... LoL!! I, uh, kind of liked it.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 05:15 PM (sAmhv)

\m/ \m/

Lemmy would like that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 16, 2026 05:20 PM (PSEDc)

205 I tried the high protein Cheerios and they tasted worse than pet food.

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Thats why i keep asking where my cheetos are (that are edible), lol

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 05:20 PM (REq0p)

206 Biden had his firsts; we have ours.

Absolutely fucking amazing that no one in Antifa has ever been convicted of terrorism. Incomprehensible.

Posted by: red speck at March 16, 2026 05:21 PM (Ve/HL)

207 welcome the Texas

Posted by: DanMan at March 16, 2026 05:21 PM (8uzBS)

208 Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 05:18 PM (GSy5R)

*******

Thanks for the knowledge.

Posted by: EFG at March 16, 2026 05:21 PM (1NQQ5)

209 Pretty funny that the evidence of your government being about to crash is how crappy you're advocates on social media are. If you're using Piker you are FUBAR. I guess it's an improvement over the impending doom evidence of having old men and young boys fight for the regime

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 05:22 PM (YsPj+)

210 > 1 ?-gender (Benjamin)


I'm calling tranny on Autumn, Meagan, and Ines.

And wouldn't bet against Savanna.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2026 05:22 PM (IG3/x)

211 They look nice

Posted by: Martin Tell at March 16, 2026 05:22 PM (sFNX2)

212 Not the fireworks shot at the ICE vehicles and building.
Or the vandalism to draw the officers out.
Not the ambush of the officer when he did come outside.
Not that he was shot in the neck.
Not the texts and other messages among them coordinating the whole ambush in advance.

Nope.
Just a little, innocent, harmless protest on the Fourth of July.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 05:01 PM (HXT0k)

'Scuse me while I light this mortar!

Posted by: Zombie Dick Cheney at March 16, 2026 05:23 PM (GhojT)

213 Wow, Fed judge in Maine just said that HHS cannot actually set what vaccines children should get.

Even though there were AOK with the Gene Therapy shots that were ordered on children....

Why.... this Kennedy words for Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2026 05:23 PM (mP0Kj)

214
Absolutely fucking amazing that no one in Antifa has ever been convicted of terrorism. Incomprehensible.
Posted by: red speck

You'd think leaving stacks of bricks a predesignated sidewalk locations would at least get 'em a littering charge.

Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 05:23 PM (Y8DZL)

215 208 Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 05:18 PM (GSy5R)

*******

Thanks for the knowledge.
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No problem. COBs/mods around here say that we shouldn't quote the troll and certainly not reference the number of the troll's post, because then it's harder to remove its posts. The troll has some retarded name like AliaSmithSmith, thus ass. When TJM is around ASS' posts get modified to say things like "yummy yummy shit in my mouth." Thus the 'copraphage' comment another moron made in this thread.

Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 05:25 PM (GSy5R)

216 ASS is just a retard. Sid might be an actual sociopath. probably moonlights as a clown, and turns down gigs when the event is for a birthday party for a girl.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 05:25 PM (gKWVE)

217 How do you know what pet food tastes like?

Posted by: I gotta ask at March 16, 2026 05:26 PM (2Ez/1)

218 Is there any woman anywhere in antifa, in any state, in any time period, that any hetero male would want to fuck? These are malformed hideous people.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 16, 2026 05:26 PM (m/YDg)

219 [O/T and Babylon Bee-worthy headline -- I smell panic and ... what an embarrassment; ClownWorld:]

The Epoch Times Arizona
@TheEpochTimesAZ

Arizona AG and Secretary of State Threaten County Officials With Felony Charges for Cooperating With FBI

Mayes and Fontes warned all 15 county recorders that sharing voter data with the DOJ is a felony—as the FBI investigates Maricopa County's 2020 election.

https://is.gd/my2guN

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 05:27 PM (fV72h)

220 These are malformed hideous people.

Well, a lot of them are men, so...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 05:27 PM (PYyV9)

221
They look like the kind of "men" who'll thrive in Federal Prison.
Posted by: DaveA at March 16, 2026 05:20 PM (FhXTo)


Antifa Fresh Fish Day at Lompoc.

"In this cell, one of us is gonna be the wife, one of us is the husband, which one are you?"

"Uhh, I guess I'm the husband."

"Okay. So get over here and suck your wife's dcik."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 05:28 PM (G2Aa6)

222 Nihilists? Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 16, 2026 05:29 PM (wBaIH)

223 >>Uhh, I guess I'm the husband."

>"Okay. So get over here and suck your wife's dcik."


lol

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 05:29 PM (erF49)

224 Rebels without a Cause.

Posted by: tubal at March 16, 2026 05:29 PM (pDt9x)

225 Is there any woman anywhere in antifa, in any state, in any time period, that any hetero male would want to fuck? These are malformed hideous people.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 16, 2026 05:26 PM (m/YDg)

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I'm pretty sure that Bubba Clinton would be tempted ... but can't think of anyone else off the top of my head.

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 05:29 PM (fV72h)

226 Chalk up Arizona to the Marxists

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 05:29 PM (Ia/+0)

227 >> Is there any woman anywhere in antifa, in any state, in any time period, that any hetero male would want to fuck?


There used to be a website called: AntifaAbuse.

NSFW

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 05:30 PM (erF49)

228 @219 Mayes and Fontes are stuck between being charged by the Feds or facing cartel retribution. Heh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 05:30 PM (YsPj+)

229 218 Is there any woman anywhere in antifa, in any state, in any time period, that any hetero male would want to fuck? These are malformed hideous people.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 16, 2026 05:26 PM (m/YDg)
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I've never seen one that I'd fuck with a stolen dick and someone else doing the pushing.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 05:30 PM (5aZAZ)

230 These convictions please me.

Like Clarence said, "Every time an antifa goes to jail, a convict gets a new bitch."

Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:31 PM (70RNb)

231 Sentences??????

Wood Chipper!!!!!

Posted by: BigWyo at March 16, 2026 05:32 PM (/+DLo)

232 The terrorist attack took place on July 4, 2025. Wikipedia calls this clear domestic terror attack an "incident."

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"Some people did some things."

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 05:32 PM (fV72h)

233 These are malformed hideous people.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 16, 2026 05:26 PM (m/YDg)
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I've never seen one that I'd fuck with a stolen dick and someone else doing the pushing.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 05:30 PM (5aZAZ)

There was SpokesTits with the CHAZ. The rack was very impressive. She also gave off the pale, sweaty heroin addict look spouting commie bullshit.

So, mileage may vary.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)

234 Maybe women who are not even remotely nice looking turn to hideous witches

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 05:33 PM (Ia/+0)

235 Limbaugh's rule about feminism giving unattractive women access to society was cruel but true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 05:34 PM (PYyV9)

236 I wouldn't bang one of these creatures after a case of Boones Farm with spray on bedliner on my dick.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:34 PM (70RNb)

237 Unfortunately they didn't choose suicide instead of terrorism.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 05:34 PM (+nEug)

238 There was SpokesTits with the CHAZ. The rack was very impressive. She also gave off the pale, sweaty heroin addict look spouting commie bullshit.

So, mileage may vary.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)

There was that BAMN chick who bikelocked herself to the mirror of a truck in AZ to block traffic in Trump 1.0. Nice tits.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 05:35 PM (d8StR)

239 Anarchists of the World organize!

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 05:35 PM (4NO2D)

240 Gallows. Guillotine. GITMO.

This catch & release has got to stop. Why are the taxpayers paying for three hots and a cot?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 05:35 PM (M9gjJ)

241 218 Is there any woman anywhere in antifa, in any state, in any time period, that any hetero male would want to fuck?

I'm guessing these women have a few choices. They can work to be better by not being fat and annoying.
Or they can settle for the scum who will settle for 4/10s. Those men (and some women) will enable the delusions. Might have started for these women in their childhood actually. Not every man is Uncle Knobby but those are the first men they met, and now every man who approaches them is scum.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 05:36 PM (gKWVE)

242 There was SpokesTits with the CHAZ. The rack was very impressive. She also gave off the pale, sweaty heroin addict look spouting commie bullshit.

So, mileage may vary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 05:32 PM


and now she's the mayor.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 05:36 PM (4NO2D)

243 Mayes and Fontes are stuck between being charged by the Feds or facing cartel retribution. Heh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 05:30 PM (YsPj+)

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Newscum may find himself in the same boat #Soon -- only that will include his ChiComm masters as well ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 05:37 PM (oSmfk)

244 Maybe we need to reevaluate our stance on fentanyl in the blue cities.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:37 PM (70RNb)

245 How long til they are ordered released by a sympathetic judge?

seriously, in today's judicial climate, it's even money these verdicts get overturned

Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 05:37 PM (ZxPkt)

246 I bet the writers of the next Sicario movie are writing on Etch-a-Sketches now.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:38 PM (70RNb)

247 245 How long til they are ordered released by a sympathetic judge?

seriously, in today's judicial climate, it's even money these verdicts get overturned
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In the 5th Circuit? I don't think so.

Doomerism is more convincing when it's tethered to some sort of reality. The 1st Circuit is woke trash that is honestly worse than the 9th Circuit. The 5th Circuit is probably the most conversative of all the appeals courts.

Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 05:39 PM (GSy5R)

248 The Iranian regime has hit rock bottom. State TV there is showing Hasan Piker's stream all day. Yes, Cenk's nephew the gay furry Hamas supporter who shock collars his dog.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 05:11 PM (t5upi)

How do you say "Electric Dog" in Persian?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 05:39 PM (8avO+)

249 Waterboard them until they tell us who funded and organized them. Then waterboard them again for good measure.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 16, 2026 05:40 PM (abIsI)

250
There was a cute girl in college that was very willing to get jiggy but was a revolutionary and so I was apprehensive about STD's. NSYDIC was a known rule even then.

Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 05:40 PM (Y8DZL)

251 248.

That punk better stay on the pavement.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:40 PM (70RNb)

252 Crude Oil Apr 26 (CL=F)

94.22 -4.49 (-4.55%)
As of 4:59:58 PM EDT. Market Open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 16, 2026 05:40 PM (4NO2D)

253 People make a big deal about queers like Fuentes and apparently this Sneako dude, but these are just more modern, stylish iterations of the many semi-closeted queens who've infested the online Right since online was a thing, and probably skulked around bathrooms at Heritage Foundation fundraisers before then.

My theory is this: there are so many gays on the professional Right because gays love drama, and theatre, and performance art, and catty infighting. ConInc™ covers all that, and it's an overwhelmingly male media sector. For gays, it's all that and a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 05:41 PM (BI5O2)

254 Doomerism is more convincing when it's tethered to some sort of reality. The 1st Circuit is woke trash that is honestly worse than the 9th Circuit. The 5th Circuit is probably the most conversative of all the appeals courts.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 05:39 PM (GSy5R)
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Wait, I was reliably informed that nothing ever happens. Antifa is never punished. This cannot be happening.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 16, 2026 05:42 PM (ZOv7s)

255 249.

I'd pay a hobo top dollar to beat them with a sack of nickels until they looked like Hamburger Helper leftovers.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 16, 2026 05:42 PM (70RNb)

256 Nood. Hits that are quick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2026 05:43 PM (zZu0s)

257 218 Is there any woman anywhere in antifa, in any state, in any time period, that any hetero male would want to fuck?

I'm guessing these women have a few choices. They can work to be better by not being fat and annoying.
Or they can settle for the scum who will settle for 4/10s. Those men (and some women) will enable the delusions. Might have started for these women in their childhood actually. Not every man is Uncle Knobby but those are the first men they met, and now every man who approaches them is scum.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 05:36 PM (gKWVE)

In one of the early Antifa riots in Berkeley against the Patriots and Proud Boys one of the distraction agents was a fairly attractive woman who was getting in the face of a patriot. At some point he just hauled up and punched her in the jaw and knocked her block off.

Were a lot fewer attractive ones in subsequent matches.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)

258 NOOD Quick Hits

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 16, 2026 05:43 PM (/HDaX)

259 Arizona AG and Secretary of State Threaten County Officials With Felony Charges for Cooperating With FBI
____

One could conclude that, perhaps, certain public officials in Arizona have something they desperately want to hide.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 05:43 PM (Dv3i1)

260 Maybe we need to reevaluate our stance on fentanyl in the blue cities.
Posted by: sifty boones


For sale OTC 24/7/365.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 05:43 PM (NcUvK)

261 Its a serious problem with most of modern American churches. When they aren't leftist cant or health and wealth gospel, they are so heavily controlled by women that men feel like its going into hostile territory.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:49 PM (PYyV9)

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This is why men prefer conservative Catholic parishes.

Posted by: Decaf at March 16, 2026 05:44 PM (OP9Gm)

262 Put them in labor camps and make them earn their room and board. Train them to be wildfire fighters. Payback is a bitch.

Less free time, more productivity.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 05:44 PM (M9gjJ)

263 Did they have membership cards? It not an organization unless they have membership cards.
Posted by: fd at March

And the obligatory secret handshake.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 16, 2026 05:44 PM (1biuY)

264 Why must I stream like that?
Why give Kaya that zap?
Nothin' but a dawg, akhi
She nothin' but a bitch to me

Posted by: Hasan "Doggstyle" Piker at March 16, 2026 05:44 PM (gKWVE)

265 This is why men prefer conservative Catholic parishes.

The Roman Catholic Church is far, far from immune to the same problems.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 05:52 PM (PYyV9)

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