Axios "Journalist:" The White House Says That Everything Tucker Carlson Is Saying Is Bullshit

Marc Caputo
@MarcACaputo
The online chatter about @TuckerCarlson looked like quite a story: he was being spied on by the CIA & knowing that, Trump treated him as a useful idiot by feeding him disinfo that fooled the Iranians about the looming Feb. 28 attack
But top admin officials say it’s bullshit 1/2
2/2 Specifically, I'm told
1) there's no CIA investigation of Carlson
2) In his meeting, the two politely disagreed, & Trump held to his position Iran was a threat & didn't mislead him
Said one source: Trump "wasn't participating in an op."

Aww, darn. That was the best part of this.

3) an addendum for folks saying that the CIA wouldn't investigate but would only refer to DOJ (or that the NSA or another intel agency made the reference), I checked that as well
Same answer: no
That said, DOJ/FBI is getting lots of citizen requests to investigate him re FARA

Worth noting: If the CIA was reading Tucker's texts, it wouldn't be due to wiretapping his phone.

It would be due to spying on the Iranian intelligence officials Tucker was chatting up:

Rod D. Martin
@RodDMartin
3h
UPDATE ON THE TUCKER CARLSON FIASCO. So in case you missed it, Tucker announced by video that he has been informed that the CIA is reading his text messages and is preparing a criminal referral against him.
Several things have happened since.
First, you must understand: the CIA would never reveal that it had illegally wiretapped anybody, because why would they? Aside from possible punishments for guilty parties, the bigger issue is that an illegal wiretap would kill their case: "fruit of the poison tree". So if they're actually preparing a criminal referral, they've dotted their i's well enough to get past a judge.
So how does the CIA surveil an American citizen? In most cases they can't, at least not legally. So if it was legal, they probably were NOT surveilling Tucker, but rather some foreign enemy with whom he was texting: he was talking to people he shouldn't have been, about things he shouldn't have said. That's about the only way you get there from here.
A couple things have happened since:
First, Buckley Carlson (Tucker's brother) took to X to give a lengthy definition of treason and explain why whatever his brother did wasn't that.

Hmmm....
Second, both Axios and the Administration have denied any of this is true. Which is...interesting. Both might have motives to deny Tucker's story (e.g., why would the Administration confirm a possible-but-future investigation the DOJ hasn't yet initiated?).
But what if they're telling the truth? Buckley's post suggests Tucker was telling the truth, at least so far as he knew it, and the family is mounting a defense. Glenn Greenwald certainly thinks that's true. But Glenn could be wrong, and Axios could be right.
So we now have three reasonably likely possibilities:
1. Tucker Carlson violated FARA, which is particularly ironic given how many times he's publicly called for FARA investigations of various people he dislikes for unsubstantiated allegations that they were on some foreign government's payroll. No one would more richly deserve this outcome than Tucker Carlson, IF this is what happened.
2. More sinister possibility: Tucker Carlson was aiding and abetting a foreign enemy (because that's a far more likely reason for the CIA to be involved, given the above-stated limitations). In this scenario, it is very likely that Donald Trump had Tucker to the Oval Office to feed him disinformation that then magically appeared in texts with Iranian leaders.
==> Just to be clear: that would NOT fall under "journalism". That would be espionage, and Tucker would (if that's what happened) be in danger of spending the rest of his life in prison.

Would it? I don't know if you can be prosecuted for telling a foreign government non-classified/open-source/personal observation stuff. Maybe you can be.

3. More narcissistic possibility: Tucker made it all up, as Axios claims. In that case, this would mean that he made up a scary story about the Trump Administration to get clicks, cash, and standing as a victim persecuted by the "evil" Donald Trump, "bought-and-paid-for" agent of "the Jooos".
And honestly, this morning, I think most of us would lean toward Aisle 3. It's pretty much classic him.
But that obscures the magnitude of what happened this weekend. Either Tucker Carlson lied or he didn't. If he didn't, then he was likely aiding and abetting a foreign enemy in time of war, or at least committing the same kind of FARA violation he's accused his enemies of for years. And if he did, then he's just a charlatan.
Either way, Tucker Carlson blew a Titanic-sized hole in his own credibility this weekend. It seems to be an unforced error. And that's going to be very hard to overcome outside the realm of his own devotees.

Below: It almost seems irrelevant to bring up Taqiyya's past statements, as he his plainly not the same man he once was, due to the demon-scratch that caused him permanent brain damage.

But in the past, Taqiyya argued for all sorts of people to face FARA prosecutions.

I used to watch Tucker all the time. Watching him take apart people such as Schiff, Avenatti, and Swalwell was like watching an artist. It was masterful.

As a big fan I also remember the many times he called for people to be investigated for not registering as a foreign agent.… pic.twitter.com/WLIEjfCRo6
— MAZE (@mazemoore) March 15, 2026

Update: Taqiyya Qatarlson continues his cowardly tactic of avoiding mentioning Trump while attacking the people around Trump, so that he can continue grifting off MAGA.

Below, he says "elected officials" are acting as agents of Israel.

But none of the people he names are elected. They're appointed. Appointed by Trump.

Trump is the "elected official acting as an agent of Israel," in Qatarlson's argument, but he remains too cowardly to say that.

So he pretends the voters got together to elect Marco Rubio as Secretary of State.

I know it's a sidenote of this mental breakdown but none of the people in the video-Rubio, Patel, Hegseth, or Huckabee, are "elected leaders." He badly wants to put up the picture of Trump. https://t.co/a6gangRArv
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) March 16, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:44 PM

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1 Howdy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:45 PM (ExV1e)

2 I nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (ExV1e)

3 He made up a story that made him out to be a traitor.

Because American empire, according to a Russian Marxist anti-American, is a force for bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (p7EWr)

4 Tuqqer's interest in Iran might be to protect Qatar which is under Iranian fire?

Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (kJmLc)

5 I hate Axios, it constantly publishes sensationalist garbage.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (GD0B3)

6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDmGhethEoQ

Posted by: cousin Vinny at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (98kQX)

7 I agree with Tarlson that a man can only owe allegiance to a single country, but why is he torn between loyalty to the Emirate of Qatar and loyalty to the Islamic Republic of Iran?

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (SnlQk)

8 I am extremely skeptical of anything Axios publishes, being an independent intelligence operation that generally works for the left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (PYyV9)

9 FARA Fawcett Majors was pretty hot

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (xcxpd)

10 What "fiasco"?

Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (YwEeS)

11 Below: It almost seems irrelevant to bring up Taqiyya's past statements, as he his plainly not the same man he once was, due to the demon-scratch that caused him permanent brain damage.

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"When Tucker said he was visited by demons, it was actually da joos."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (p7EWr)

12 I gotta admit, even I didn't have the right trying to imprison Tucker Carlson on my 2026 bingo card.

Y'all are eating each other and imploding in record time!

Your fantasies are corrupting your ability to see the world

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (PYyV9)

13 Tucker, Tucker, Tucker!

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (dK+Kv)

14 FARA Fawcett Majors was pretty hot

That poster was up in every boy's dorm room

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (PYyV9)

15 11 Below: It almost seems irrelevant to bring up Taqiyya's past statements, as he his plainly not the same man he once was, due to the demon-scratch that caused him permanent brain damage.

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"When Tucker said he was visited by demons, it was actually da joos."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (p7EWr)

I've got to finish my re-read of 'Little Drummer Girl'....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:50 PM (xcxpd)

16 3. More narcissistic possibility: Tucker made it all up, as Axios claims. In that case, this would mean that he made up a scary story about the Trump Administration to get clicks, cash, and standing as a victim persecuted by the "evil" Donald Trump, "bought-and-paid-for" agent of "the Jooos".

Speaking of narcissists, this is the best takedown and picture I've seen from last night's orgy of self-congratulation, aka The Oscars.

This is the autopsy report on Hollywood itself...pathological, terminal, and perfectly representative of the psychic refuse that slithered through its velvet seats.

These are not artists.

They are a collective personality disorder in couture: narcissistic cluster-fucks whose grandiosity is so brittle that they cannot even contain their own waste.

Every empty champagne flute, every discarded gift bag, every sticky condom wrapper of ego left behind screams the same truth...these motherfuckers shit where they eat, then swan off to the afterparty while the invisible brown hands they pretend to champion on stage are left to mop up the evidence of their moral incontinence.

https://is.gd/B9pU5S

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)

17 FARA Fawcett Majors was pretty hot

That poster was up in every boy's dorm room
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (PYyV9)
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Confirmed.

Though it belonged to my roommate and not me.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 01:51 PM (ESVrU)

18 "Below: It almost seems irrelevant to bring up Taqiyya's past statements, as he his plainly not the same man he once was, due to the demon-scratch that caused him permanent brain damage.

But in the past, Taqiyya argued for all sorts of people to face FARA prosecutions."
*******
Tucker could benefit from an exorcism.
I am not joking.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:51 PM (NpAcC)

19 Axios?

Call me skeptical.

Trump should make a statement saying what Tucker said is bullshit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:51 PM (aZm/F)

20 >>>4 Tuqqer's interest in Iran might be to protect Qatar which is under Iranian fire?

I like "Tuqqer."

Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 01:51 PM (1wjle)

21 Shit does he have the same thousand mile stare as Candace? I never liked him but I also never noticed. Look at that thumbnail! Those eyes. I think Amelia Earhart is in there!

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:52 PM (KMzr2)

22 I like "Tuqqer."

Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 01:51 PM (1wjle)

Thanks!

Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:52 PM (kJmLc)

23 Tucker should write a book on how to screw up your life and torch your reputation.

Posted by: Weasel at March 16, 2026 01:52 PM (PVV5z)

24 Tucker could benefit from an exorcism.
I am not joking.

I suspect that he's an addict and its eating his brain. But I would not rule out demonic influence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:52 PM (PYyV9)

25 Buckley?? Tucker???

OK, what were their parents fucking smoking????

Posted by: Denny Crane - Whatever it Was, Give It To Me. at March 16, 2026 01:52 PM (dmDsy)

26 "Specifically, I'm told there's no CIA investigation of Carlson"

What about DOJ/FBI investigation? Usually, when a government agent or lawyer says "No, the X isn't investigating Y," it's carefully worded to exclude whoever is actually investigating.

Do I think anyone is investigating this sad blowhard sack of unrequited goat love? No, I don't. But the statement above does leave open the possibility that some agency other than the CIA is.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

27 Oil loading operations at the major oil bunkering hub had been suspended as a result of the drone attack, Reuters reported.

The attack comes after a separate drone strike and fire at Fujairah on Saturday, underlining the vulnerability of the UAE’s only export route that bypasses the strategically vital Strait of Hormuz.

Shipping traffic through one of the world’s most important energy choke points has virtually ground to a halt since the U.S. and Israel launched strikes against Iran on Feb. 28. Iran has retaliated by targeting ships trying to pass through the maritime corridor, with several incidents reported in recent days.
Fujairah sits at the end of the UAE’s Abu Dhabi Crude Oil Pipeline (ADCOP), or the Habshan–Fujairah oil pipeline, which bypasses the Strait of Hormuz.

Spanning around 248 miles from onshore oil facilities at Habshan to Fujairah, the pipeline is estimated to handle 1.5 million barrels per day, with a reported total capacity of close to 1.8 million barrels per day.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 16, 2026 01:53 PM (Y1sOo)

28 One theory .that might have some merit: Tucker just lost his mind after he got fired by Fox. Losing your job as a middle-aged guy can be traumatic... he just snapped and he's still lost

Or yes maybe it was getting attacked and scratched by that demon. That would be traumatic as well...

BTW... I don't want him to be prosecuted. Leave it up to the dems to try to throw everyone in prison that says stupid stuff... Let him say his stupid shit and just ignore him

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:53 PM (xT8gx)

29 Well, if our old boy Tucker is a student of history, my last words should really resonate with him:
"ack ack ack ack glurk gurgle glurk urp"

Posted by: William Joyce, AKA 'Lord Haw Haw at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (Ft5W9)

30 What about DOJ/FBI investigation? Usually, when a government agent or lawyer says "No, the X isn't investigating Y," it's carefully worded to exclude whoever is actually investigating.

==

heh, when did CIA ever conduct legal investigation ? the collect, and collect only

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (GD0B3)

31 Trump played Carson. He told him the ayatollahs had nothing to worry about and he would never bomb them. They met in one place shortly thereafter and the splodey's started. Carlson was used like a cheap terrorist whore.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (abIsI)

32 And I agree with ACE here, probably Tucker came up during regular spy work checking out Iranian communications and that's how he got noticed, not someone spying on Tucker specifically.

That makes any White House statement that they were not spying on Tucker correct, but also Tucker's "they are accusing me of being an Iranian asset!" true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (PYyV9)

33 20 >>>4 Tuqqer's interest in Iran might be to protect Qatar which is under Iranian fire?

I like "Tuqqer."

Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 01:51 PM (1wjle)

He said "Tuqqer" twice.

Posted by: Proof positive at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (TbWk/)

34 26 "Specifically, I'm told there's no CIA investigation of Carlson"

What about DOJ/FBI investigation? Usually, when a government agent or lawyer says "No, the X isn't investigating Y," it's carefully worded to exclude whoever is actually investigating.

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That sounds correct.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (aZm/F)

35 Tucker Carlson as an intelligence asset of the muzzies makes a lot of sense. Didn't buy the idea he was an intelligence asset of Putin as Trump has the upper hand on Putin, and Putin's respect. Putin's not going to try to cross Trump.

Posted by: Diabeetus at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (fq8Zx)

36
He's gone off the deep end and obviously needs help.

Odds that Candace Owens, who is on an obvious slide into a world full of cork boards, red yarn, and push pins, is involved?

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (lCppi)

37 What Tucker gets for huffing his own farts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (2GVsD)

38 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Lefty Lurker at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (GQ50h)

39 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

40 Karol Marcowicz is really pretty. I don't have anything particularly salacious to say about it. But now that Me-Again is persona non-grata (again), the blog needs a new lady journalist main squeeze, and I nominate Karol. (She also says smart things too. So that helps.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (9FEtL)

41 On the contrary, it was the fact that he continued cashing that regular paycheck from Fox well after we all knew what they were, but as some kind of crusading truth teller, that informed what he was.

Whatever it was you knew he wasn't a truth teller. Because that person would never have continued working for FNC. I said it at the time to invariably mixed reception.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (KMzr2)

42 CIA?

It would be the NSA reading his texts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (2GVsD)

43 Posted by: Lefty Lurker at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (GQ50h)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 16, 2026 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

44 I suspect that he's an addict and its eating his brain. But I would not rule out demonic influence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:52 PM (PYyV9)

Islam is demonic, Qatar is Islamic. Seems clear.

Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:56 PM (kJmLc)

45 FARA Fawcett Majors was pretty hot

That poster was up in every boy's dorm room
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (PYyV9)
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Confirmed.

Though it belonged to my roommate and not me.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 01:51 PM (ESVrU)
_____

Somewhat before my time, but what always struck me about Farah poster is how tame it is. Not even a bikini. Yet it was considered erotic and a bit risque at the time. Some years later, dorm rooms had posters of naked chicks sucking dildos.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

46 Candy Ovens is going to use trigonometry to prove that Macron's wife is a male Mossad spy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 01:56 PM (2GVsD)

47 I guess he just can't turn back now, he's well down the road to perdition

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 01:56 PM (j+aD2)

48 https://is.gd/B9pU5S
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)

That's a good read

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:57 PM (xcxpd)

49 Taqiyyar Carlson?

Very superstitious, writings on the wall.
Very superstitious Ladder's 'bout to fall.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 01:57 PM (vbXSk)

50 Said one source: Trump "wasn't participating in an op."
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Okay, I was conspiracy theorizing last night when I suggested that Carlson may be pulling a snape here, but a funnier possibility occurs to me:

Tucker felt that, regardless of what Trump actually said in their meetings, he had persuaded the President that attacking Iran was a bad idea. And he communicated that, with the end result that their entire leadership was wiped out in an intelligence 'own goal'.

Posted by: Methos at March 16, 2026 01:57 PM (vSvIl)

51 I like "Tuqqer."

Posted by: ace

He said "Tuqqer" twice.
Posted by: Proof positive

By the Blazing Saddles standard, this is true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:57 PM (PYyV9)

52 Somewhat before my time, but what always struck me about Farah poster is how tame it is. Not even a bikini. Yet it was considered erotic and a bit risque at the time. Some years later, dorm rooms had posters of naked chicks sucking dildos.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

She had nipples that could cut glass. Great face and hair.

I guess the dorm posters of naked dildo suckers is after my time, for better or for worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:58 PM (xcxpd)

53 I find it hilarious that Tucker revealed he was chatting up people inside Iran close to the mullahs.
No one would have known if he'd kept his mouth shut.

But then not only revealed that, thought such reveal would cast him as a "good" guy.

Say, remember when CNN admitted they covered up for Saddam for "insider access?"

Tucker: Do I ever! And America loved them for it!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 01:58 PM (HXT0k)

54 Tucker is becoming the new Disney here... But more entertaining...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 01:58 PM (VE6XX)

55 Somewhat before my time, but what always struck me about Farah poster is how tame it is. Not even a bikini.

Well she's nipping pretty hard and has a significant um, something about a camel foot. But yeah compared to modern stuff, tame.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:58 PM (PYyV9)

56 55 Somewhat before my time, but what always struck me about Farah poster is how tame it is. Not even a bikini.

Well she's nipping pretty hard and has a significant um, something about a camel foot. But yeah compared to modern stuff, tame.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:58 PM (PYyV9)

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Promo for a Hammer Film!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (p7EWr)

57 Poor Tucker. There's so much butt hurt, - it's easy to understand why he left American soil to rail against the blanket of the constitution that no longer applies to him and his propaganda.

He's liable to get a bullet to the brain pan. What's Hillary up to these days?

Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (M9gjJ)

58 42 CIA?

It would be the NSA reading his texts.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (2GVsD)

True. People use 'CIA' to mean the US intel community. I reality, there are a LOT of agencies doing shady stuff that the CIA takes cover for.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (xcxpd)

59 17 FARA Fawcett Majors was pretty hot

That poster was up in every boy's dorm room
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (PYyV9)
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Confirmed.

Though it belonged to my roommate and not me.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 01:51 PM (ESVrU)

Ya know, you didn't have to add that qualifier...

So, you were a Jaclyn Smith fan?

Posted by: Kate Jackson's Sad Ghost at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (dmDsy)

60 Sounds like Tucker's got no friends pn either side
Except Tehran

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (Wygan)

61 This just tells us Axios is controlled by Mossad.

Posted by: Joos! Joos everywhere! at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (TbWk/)

62 60 Sounds like Tucker's got no friends pn either side
Except Tehran

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (Wygan)

=======

50 senior IRGC commanders bombed to hell earlier today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (p7EWr)

63 Every empty champagne flute, every discarded gift bag, every sticky condom wrapper of ego left behind screams the same truth...these motherfuckers shit where they eat, then swan off to the afterparty while the invisible brown hands they pretend to champion on stage are left to mop up the evidence of their moral incontinence.

https://is.gd/B9pU5S
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)

Pigs in slop.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

64 A new psychiatric diagnosis, Media Popularity Psychosis. People reach a level of popularity above their intelligence and things go haywire on camera

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (YsPj+)

65 That's a good read

"Thats what little people are for, we have illegals to clean up trash."
--Toonces VonPansy, actor extraordinaire

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:00 PM (PYyV9)

66
I had to fire the Sleep Golem I sent for Carlson. He was supposed to dismember him and return with a sack of Christian gold for my sacrificial altar, but all he did was scratch him up.

I summoned a "fearsome mud demon" when I could have just bought a housecat. Fuckin' Temu, man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Hebraic Sorceror at March 16, 2026 02:00 PM (BI5O2)

67 What a dreary fuqing Monday, all Tucker, all the time ...

No offense intended to the proprietor.

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 02:00 PM (3sXRv)

68 apparently his alcoholic brother went on his defense, ranted about definition of "treason", there is never smoke without fire!

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 02:01 PM (GD0B3)

69 Somewhat before my time, but what always struck me about Farah poster is how tame it is. Not even a bikini. Yet it was considered erotic and a bit risque at the time. Some years later, dorm rooms had posters of naked chicks sucking dildos.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:56 PM (iFTx/)
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She was before my time as well. My roommate at the time just had a thing for the 1970s.

His favorite music genre at the time (early-mid 1990s) was "seventies slut country."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 02:01 PM (ESVrU)

70 Browndog

Something to chew on.

The Buffy reboot failed to be greenlighted.

But they are trying to make an animated Firefly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:01 PM (2GVsD)

71 45- somewhat related- happened to visit the beach on my recent visit to Savannah. Apparently the war has caused a significant fabric shortage in the bikini industry. Virtually every women’s swimsuit had essentially no backside. Laudable for them to soldier on.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 02:01 PM (vsx4P)

72 One theory .that might have some merit: Tucker just lost his mind after he got fired by Fox. Losing your job as a middle-aged guy can be traumatic... he just snapped and he's still lost…

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I circle you back to my theory that Tucker has always been a kook, it was just well contained between the beacons at Fox, so when the opportunity arose to boot him, it was taken. Again, corporations do not exit money makers stage left for failures of low magnitude that would blow over as soon as the next scandal came down the leftist pike. I am guessing he was becoming more and more of a liability - now that he no longer has those gatekeepers, we are seeing it for ourselves. Which is sad, but the truth is probably that the Great Tucker we thought we knew was just an illusion.

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:02 PM (OoFl2)

73 It almost seems irrelevant to bring up Taqiyya's past statements, as he his plainly not the same man he once was, due to the demon-scratch that caused him permanent brain damage.

*Makes 'call me' gesture.*

Posted by: Zak Bagans at March 16, 2026 02:02 PM (jgIhW)

74 What a dreary fuqing Monday, all Tucker, all the time ...

No offense intended to the proprietor.

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 02:00 PM (3sXRv)

Help us, Slow News Day Gorn. You are our only hope.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 02:02 PM (dK+Kv)

75 Tucker is becoming the new Disney here... But more entertaining...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 01:58 PM (VE6XX)
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Tuckerbell.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 16, 2026 02:02 PM (5UTWB)

76 I think Captain Obvious just made an appearance.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 16, 2026 02:03 PM (wTZkm)

77 So, you were a Jaclyn Smith fan?

Aren't all right-thinking 'Rons?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 02:03 PM (KM2j5)

78 Pull his passport.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 16, 2026 02:03 PM (abIsI)

79 I circle you back to my theory that Tucker has always been a kook, it was just well contained between the beacons at Fox, so when the opportunity arose to boot him, it was taken.

He has changed significantly in his public stances several times, in the search for money. But Fox fired him for a reason and I think it was because he was increasingly irrational and difficult to keep within the lines.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:03 PM (PYyV9)

80 hahahaha

Chibi Tucker with pixy wings flitting about dropping fairy turds wherever he goes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:03 PM (2GVsD)

81 Every empty champagne flute, every discarded gift bag, every sticky condom wrapper of ego left behind screams the same truth...these motherfuckers shit where they eat, then swan off to the afterparty while the invisible brown hands they pretend to champion on stage are left to mop up the evidence of their moral incontinence.

https://is.gd/B9pU5S
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)

Pigs in slop.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
_________

Ummm ... what is that white semen-looking liquid (powder?) soiling the carpet in front of several of those seats?

I had a friend who worked in a movie theater back in the day. He had to clean up every night. The stories he told ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

82 If Cucker has taken money from Qatar or any other foreign entity then went to the White House specifically to talk Trump out of attacking Iran at that foreign nation's behest, he's in violation of FARA.

If he disclosed non-public information from that discussion to his alleged paymasters or any other foreign entity, he's in violation of the Espionage Act.

Information doesn't need to be "classified" in order for unauthorized disclosure of that information to a foreign actor to be harmful to the interests of the United States.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:04 PM (3BwY8)

83 26 "Specifically, I'm told there's no CIA investigation of Carlson"

What about DOJ/FBI investigation? Usually, when a government agent or lawyer says "No, the X isn't investigating Y," it's carefully worded to exclude whoever is actually investigating.

Do I think anyone is investigating this sad blowhard sack of unrequited goat love? No, I don't. But the statement above does leave open the possibility that some agency other than the CIA is.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
=====
NSA does signal intercepts, not the CIA unless it is a targeted op. Neither have investigative powers, that is the FBI's counter intel role.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)

84 This is the autopsy report on Hollywood itself...pathological, terminal, and perfectly representative of the psychic refuse that slithered through its velvet seats.

These are not artists.

They are a collective personality disorder in couture: narcissistic cluster-fucks whose grandiosity is so brittle that they cannot even contain their own waste.

Every empty champagne flute, every discarded gift bag, every sticky condom wrapper of ego left behind screams the same truth...these motherfuckers shit where they eat, then swan off to the afterparty while the invisible brown hands they pretend to champion on stage are left to mop up the evidence of their moral incontinence.

https://is.gd/B9pU5S
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)

No different than an arena after a game night ...

or a movie theatre after closing for the night.

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 02:04 PM (3sXRv)

85 46 Candy Ovens is going to use trigonometry to prove that Macron's wife is a male Mossad spy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 01

If only she could pronounce it!

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:05 PM (OoFl2)

86 When were the Oscars fellation party?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:05 PM (2GVsD)

87 So, you were a Jaclyn Smith fan?

Aren't all right-thinking 'Rons?

I was a Kate Jackson fan. The rest of you are deluded.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 02:05 PM (Riz8t)

88 Always have to remember that Tucker was the co-host of Crossfire on CNN. Jon Stewart was the guest and on air called Tucker a "dick". Rare that I agree with Stewart

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 02:05 PM (YsPj+)

89
Tuckerbell.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 16, 2026 02:02 PM (5UTWB)

Tucker Pan

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

90 Trump played Carson. He told him the ayatollahs had nothing to worry about and he would never bomb them. They met in one place shortly thereafter and the splodey's started. Carlson was used like a cheap terrorist whore.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (abIsI)

Sun Tzu smiles from..well, from wherever the hell he is.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (snZF9)

91 Tucker Carlson as an intelligence asset of the muzzies makes a lot of sense. Didn't buy the idea he was an intelligence asset of Putin as Trump has the upper hand on Putin, and Putin's respect. Putin's not going to try to cross Trump.
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 16, 2026 01:54 PM (fq8Zx)

Putin as almost as much reasons to cool down Muslim fanatics as Trump. He has decent relations with the OPEC states, Muslim terrorists hit Moscow and other sites just like they hit us. Sure he got some drone ideas a few years back from them, but I'll bet the US copied the idea of kamikaze drones too.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (8avO+)

92 Good grief, TEH JUUUUICE are really behind every little thing, aren't they? JJ and CBD must be spread pretty thin!

Posted by: pookysgirl shouldn't need a sarc tag at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (Wt5PA)

93 77 So, you were a Jaclyn Smith fan?

Aren't all right-thinking 'Rons?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 02:03 PM (KM2j5)

Child Puhleeeze ...

Kate Jackson !!!

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (3sXRv)

94 Venn diagrams are where it's at.

Posted by: Kamala! at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (KM2j5)

95 True. People use 'CIA' to mean the US intel community. I reality, there are a LOT of agencies doing shady stuff that the CIA takes cover for.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:59 PM (xcxpd)

Including having people like Tucker and Candace work FOR them.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (KMzr2)

96 "Worth noting: If the CIA was reading Tucker's texts, it wouldn't be due to wiretapping his phone.

It would be due to spying on the Iranian intelligence officials Tucker was chatting up"
- - - - - - - - - - - -
That was my amused interpretation when the Tucker-Iran-Contra Scandal popped up.

I thought FBI wasn't tapping Tucker's comms. Instead, Mossad was tapping Iran's; they just happened to catch Tucker as he was sliding into the Ayatollah's DM's.

Maybe, maybe not. But given how he's currently acting, it's less conspiracy and more pattern-matching.

After all, remember that one blogger that made it big with the RaTHer-Gate scandal? Little green... something? Turds? Got a brainworm, soon became one of those nose-ringed, blue-haired Karen harpies.

There was another blogger, Patter-something. Frey. Had an ongoing series about "Deport The Criminals First". But then got another brainworm, was all Anti-Trump, All Anti-Time. And that was during the first administration. Wonder if he's now trying to drive over ICE officers and dropping charges against illegals today, thanks to the TDS.

Posted by: Another Anon at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (4h45B)

97 Ya know, you didn't have to add that qualifier...

So, you were a Jaclyn Smith fan?
Posted by: Kate Jackson's

Actually, Kate Jackson fan.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (NcUvK)

98 NY Post
The goatstupper is gay!
Trump reportedly cannot stop laughing.

Posted by: torabora at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (7G6Fs)

99 Decent people have consideration for others- they pick up their trash, return their shopping buggy, treat others with respect regardless of their station in life, and they do it when no one else is watching.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (vsx4P)

100 No different than an arena after a game night ...

or a movie theatre after closing for the night.

The difference is that movie goers and sports fans don't generally presume to lecture the rest of us on our shortcomings and how we've disappointed them.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (Riz8t)

101 86 When were the Oscars fellation party?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:05 PM (2GVsD)

Every day for the next year!

Posted by: Denny Crane - And I've Got a Standing Invitation to Them All! at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (dmDsy)

102 Which is sad, but the truth is probably that the Great Tucker we thought we knew was just an illusion.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:02 PM (OoFl2)

Media is entertainment. They're always pretending to be someone else, just like hollywood.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

103 86.

Last night. I live tweeted the fashion part, we had fun with that. The only fun thing about it, honestly, because the Oscar’s are still the glamorous event, you still get pretty couture. Well, for the most part. And I didn’t even have to watch it to do it, bonus!

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:08 PM (OoFl2)

104 91 Putin as almost as much reasons to cool down Muslim fanatics as Trump. He has decent relations with the OPEC states, Muslim terrorists hit Moscow and other sites just like they hit us. Sure he got some drone ideas a few years back from them, but I'll bet the US copied the idea of kamikaze drones too.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (8avO+)

======

Also, Islam is the fastest growing religion in Russia and Russia is importing millions a year.

It's projected that they'll be 1/3 of the population in a couple of decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:08 PM (p7EWr)

105 Sun Tzu smiles from..well, from wherever the hell he is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (snZF9)

Chinese Valhalla. Varharra.

Posted by: Tankards of are! at March 16, 2026 02:08 PM (TbWk/)

106 87 So, you were a Jaclyn Smith fan?

Aren't all right-thinking 'Rons?

I was a Kate Jackson fan. The rest of you are deluded.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 02:05 PM (Riz8t)

Nerd!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Kid, I Kid!!! at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (dmDsy)

107 After all, remember that one blogger that made it big with the RaTHer-Gate scandal? Little green... something? Turds? Got a brainworm, soon became one of those nose-ringed, blue-haired Karen harpies.
-----
Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)

108 Tucker felt that, regardless of what Trump actually said in their meetings, he had persuaded the President that attacking Iran was a bad idea. And he communicated that, with the end result that their entire leadership was wiped out in an intelligence 'own goal'.
Posted by: Methos
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Possible but given the President's knowledge that probably Tucker would behave that way could make it the perfect deniable op.

I think Tucker, Me Again, Candace Ovens, MTG, mASSIE and their assorted lesser creeps around them Milo, etc. got so egotistical that they thought they were leading the MAGA band, not the sober policy makers that were doing so.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (E4rtv)

109 There's been a bunch of pop culture stuff like the Firefly reboot implosion, the Buffy reboot failure, the Oscars being even more pathetic than usual, the end of a really godawful star trek show, but... none of it is really all that engaging.

I mean we're undergoing a horrific government shutdown that has doomed us all, but almost nobody is even aware its happening. There's not much news out of Iran to talk about.

All I can dredge up is
-Joy Reid being a retard again on her tiny podcast
-Trump regulations strip 200,000 unqualified truck drivers from reinstating their licenses
-The impotent Ayatollah was supposedly homosexual
-Proposed gun law in Virginia specifically exempts members of the legislature
-Gunshots heard on Daytona Beach during spring break

Not much for ACE to riff on, really

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (PYyV9)

110 105 Sun Tzu smiles from..well, from wherever the hell he is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 02:06 PM (snZF9)

Chinese Valhalla. Varharra.

Posted by: Tankards of are! at March 16, 2026 02:08 PM (TbWk/)

=====

"Definitely the fifth circle."
-Dante

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (p7EWr)

111
Also, Islam is the fastest growing religion in Russia and Russia is importing millions a year.

It's projected that they'll be 1/3 of the population in a couple of decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:08 PM (p7EWr)

Like a swarm of locusts

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (VE6XX)

112 So, you were a Jaclyn Smith fan?

Aren't all right-thinking 'Rons?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2026 02:03 PM (KM2j5)

Child Puhleeeze ...

Kate Jackson !!!
Posted by: browndog says woof

Erin Gray

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (jgIhW)

113 -----
Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)

He of cycling without a seat fame.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

114 After all, remember that one blogger that made it big with the RaTHer-Gate scandal? Little green... something? Turds? Got a brainworm, soon became one of those nose-ringed, blue-haired Karen harpies.
-----
Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)

Yup, became little green shitballs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (snZF9)

115 Sun Tzu smiles from..well, from wherever the hell he is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I originally read this as Shitzu and wondered if I missed a dog derail comment.

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (OoFl2)

116 I was a Kate Jackson fan

Of the three she was my choice, but my true love was reserved for Joanie Cunningham and Valerie Bertinelli.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (PYyV9)

117 100 No different than an arena after a game night ...

or a movie theatre after closing for the night.

The difference is that movie goers and sports fans don't generally presume to lecture the rest of us on our shortcomings and how we've disappointed them.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 02:07 PM (Riz8t)

We must go to different games them ...

Just the other night, I'm at a Sabres game, and I'm having to listen to the gasbags behind me deriding Trump and how he's treating Canada.

No, there really isn't any difference except for the ambiance of the venue.

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (3sXRv)

118 -----
Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs.
Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)

Proud to say I was kicked off of there....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (VE6XX)

119 I remain perplexed by why anyone watches Carlson. But then, I'm pretty much out of touch with what (?) contemporary culture?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (XeU6L)

120 It's all a misunderstanding.
Tucker Carlson is innocent. Here is the receipt:

https://tinyurl.com/577zz2db

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (dlUX+)

121 111
Also, Islam is the fastest growing religion in Russia and Russia is importing millions a year.

It's projected that they'll be 1/3 of the population in a couple of decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:08 PM (p7EWr)

Like a swarm of locusts

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (VE6XX)

=====

It's just interesting because some people (like the topic of the above post) call Russia the only real Christian nation in the world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (p7EWr)

122 After all, remember that one blogger that made it big with the RaTHer-Gate scandal? Little green... something? Turds? Got a brainworm, soon became one of those nose-ringed, blue-haired Karen harpies.

The "brainworm" was his new girlfriend. Story as old as time: principles or snizz? Choose only one.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (2ocoG)

123 Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)

Yup, became little green shitballs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Many of us are castaways from that particular island!

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (OoFl2)

124 Erin Gray

It was hard to pick just one of the girls from that show.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (PYyV9)

125 Said one source: Trump "wasn't participating in an op."

-------------

That's exactly what guys running an Op would say!

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (n8kbA)

126
The "brainworm" was his new girlfriend. Story as old as time: principles or snizz? Choose only one.

Sharmuta?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (2GVsD)

127 the Great Tucker we thought we knew was just an illusion.

-------

*ahem*

Some of us having been pointing out that he is a cheesy grifter with a lame shtick for many years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)

128 I'm not gay. I'm impotent. I need Dr Porkenheiner's Boner Juice to get a boner. And then stick it in the rent boy. Geez, you people. Signed , Ayatollah "Peg-leg " Khamenei

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (YsPj+)

129 Proud to say I was kicked off of there....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (VE6XX)

*fistbump*

Of course, his hatred of anyone saying "FIRST" with the first 30 comments in every thread is the reason for my abusing it to this day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

130 There once was a cuck named Tucker
who gave our enemies succor
he spread false news
about all the Jews
while siding with the goat fuckers

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (MNCvZ)

131 123 except you are combing Drudge with LGF.

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (OoFl2)

132 127 *ahem*

Some of us having been pointing out that he is a cheesy grifter with a lame shtick for many years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)

======

Comment about all talking heads?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (p7EWr)

133 The "brainworm" was his new girlfriend. Story as old as time: principles or snizz? Choose only one.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (2ocoG)
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She must have had a pretty big dick

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (5aZAZ)

134 Proud Insidious Bad Apple.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (2GVsD)

135 "Good grief, TEH JUUUUICE are really behind every little thing"

O.J. Simpson? I thought he was dead.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (vbXSk)

136
Sharmuta?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (2GVsD)

Still hasn't come up for air from Kilgore Trout's crotch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Poor Candace. No "riding at dawn" to save Tucker in her near future.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (qBdHI)

138 Some of us having been pointing out that he is a cheesy grifter with a lame shtick for many years.

You have been, indeed. I can attest to that. His mannerisms and behavior always annoyed me and I didn't trust he really believed any of it but I never saw him going this route.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (PYyV9)

139 FWIW, NSA would be doing these intercepts of Iranian leaders comms in any case, not to trap Tucker, but to ensure that orders to western sleeper cells, comms to Iranian voice puppets like the NIAC, and any other useful intel as to their leadership, policies, and war destruction analysis would end up in US policymakers' hands.

Figuring you can communicate with foreign assholes via comms and be protected in doing so is a fool's game. And as we have seen, all the US comms are intercepted too and just a fig leaf (FISA warrants) away from being revealed. Sometimes not even that regarding 3rd party doctrine information.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (E4rtv)

140 BTW... I don't want him to be prosecuted. Leave it up to the dems to try to throw everyone in prison that says stupid stuff... Let him say his stupid shit and just ignore him

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:53 PM (xT8gx)

Huge difference between saying stupid stuff and relaying confidential information to the enemy.

If he did the latter he 100% deserves to rot in prison.

Posted by: Sjg at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (aqZN1)

141 Proud to say I was kicked off of there....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:10 PM (VE6XX)

Me too.

Heh.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (Y1sOo)

142 I remain perplexed by why anyone watches Carlson. But then, I'm pretty much out of touch with what (?) contemporary culture?

He's not a bad interviewer, or at least he wasn't. His interview with Jair Bolsonaro on Fox shortly before USAID had Bolsonaro thrown in prison was very good. Haven't really watched him since he left Fox though, so I haven't seen his downward spiral.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:13 PM (2ocoG)

143 Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)

Yup, became little green shitballs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Many of us are castaways from that particular island!

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (OoFl2)

Yup, me too. Registration was always closed. Then one day it was open and I got in, after months. Not much later it went to shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 02:14 PM (snZF9)

144 Good grief, TEH JUUUUICE are really behind every little thing

"You like da juice!"
--Greek restauranteur on SNL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:14 PM (PYyV9)

145 Wild Irish Hose?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:14 PM (2GVsD)

146 Goop > whatever Meagan is calling her brand.

Posted by: Gwenyth P. at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (2eeRF)

147 Some of us having been pointing out that he is a cheesy grifter with a lame shtick for many years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)

He agreed with us for many years, so grifter or no, he supported the cause of conservatism.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (n9ltV)

148 Decent people have consideration for others- they pick up their trash, return their shopping buggy, treat others with respect regardless of their station in life, and they do it when no one else is watching.
Posted by: Farmer Bob
---------
“The true test of a man’s character is what he does when no one is watching.”
― John Wooden

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (XeU6L)

149 oor Candace. No "riding at dawn" to save Tucker in her near future.

==

her audience is in Somalia, Nigeria, Pakistan, and Turkey, different time zones...

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (GD0B3)

150 138 Some of us having been pointing out that he is a cheesy grifter with a lame shtick for many years.

You have been, indeed. I can attest to that. His mannerisms and behavior always annoyed me and I didn't trust he really believed any of it but I never saw him going this route.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Ego will lead people to do stupid and fooling things and curiously enough the Lord can use these sort of people for his own plans. Such as hardening Pharaoh's heart so that his military power would be drowned in the Red Sea chasing the Jews in the Exodus.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (E4rtv)

151 sports fans don't generally presume to lecture the rest of us on our shortcomings

Oh, well. I can think of several teams you're not a fan of then.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (zdLoL)

152 Yup, became little green shitballs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Many of us are castaways from that particular island!
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (OoFl2)

Yup, that place was NUTS!!!!!

Posted by: Lowtax at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (dmDsy)

153 Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)

Yup, became little green shitballs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Many of us are castaways from that particular island!

Posted by: Piper

I got bounced for saying something about the Obama kids.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (NcUvK)

154 you know who else intercepts Iran's comms ?? Saudi...

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 02:16 PM (GD0B3)

155 Said one source: Trump "wasn't participating in an op."

-------------

That's exactly what guys running an Op would say!
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 02:11 PM (n8kbA)

Trump as a 'deal maker' certainly is better than almost anyone else around in giving people impressions that might fall in with their own ideas but aren't what Trump precisely said.

I can see Tucker thinking he 'convinced' Trump to not attack with his genius brain while Trump said nothing concrete at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)

156 I remain perplexed by why anyone watches Carlson.

I don't understand it either but I will note that Iranian state TV literally runs his stuff as reruns, along with a few others like Candace.

He has a LOT of viewers, if Twixxer numbers are to be believed, like millions every episode. Most popular guy on Twixxer streaming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:16 PM (PYyV9)

157 151 sports fans don't generally presume to lecture the rest of us on our shortcomings

Oh, well. I can think of several teams you're not a fan of then.

I don't watch any of them, so fair enough.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 02:17 PM (Riz8t)

158 Said one source: Trump "wasn't participating in an op."

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That's exactly what guys running an Op would say!

==

that is the funnies bit! what are they gonna say ? Yes, Trump was participating and an op ?

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 02:17 PM (GD0B3)

159 Hasan Piker should invite Tucker on to talk about this.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:17 PM (2GVsD)

160 1) there's no CIA investigation of Carlson

that's what they *want* you to think

2) In his meeting, the two politely disagreed, & Trump held to his position Iran was a threat & didn't mislead him

ditto.

Posted by: anachronda has a tinfoil hat at March 16, 2026 02:17 PM (v3pYe)

161
Fox fired him for a reason and I think it was because he was increasingly irrational and difficult to keep within the lines.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I thought it was about releasing Jan 6 video. Maybe that was just an excuse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2026 02:17 PM (Cqx++)

162 Now all the other little jihadis, like Chunky Yogurt are sweating. More than usual.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 02:17 PM (GD0B3)

163 The America of 2026 is as prima facie evil as the America of 1945!

Posted by: C. Tarlson at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (rH1sR)

164 Oh yeah, and at the oscars apparently Gwyneth Paltrow had a wardrobe malfunction and flashed her um, the place she gets her candle scent from.

I would say it was on purpose and meant to get more publicity for her, but she has the IQ of a garden snail and would never be able to figure out a scheme like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (PYyV9)

165 148, endorsed

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (MIIRH)

166 You have been, indeed. I can attest to that. His mannerisms and behavior always annoyed me and I didn't trust he really believed any of it but I never saw him going this route.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

What surprises me is how bad he has been in hiding his new slant. For some reason he is in a huge hurry and is delusional if he thinks a couple shows of his is gonna fracture MAGA.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (8avO+)

167 He agreed with us for many years, so grifter or no, he supported the cause of conservatism.

--

He did, and I always believed most of his positions were in line with conservatism. Maybe somebody should ask his wife if she found a pod lying next to him while he was sleeping....because he sure has changed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (qBdHI)

168 It's alcohol poisoning or something worse. He's off his rocker, delusional. Or, one could say he fell into the comforting arms of satan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (dlUX+)

169 About LGF...

I took a look, and his latest post is:

John Oliver Turns His Pitiless Gaze on J.D. Vance

It is 24 minutes old and has 257 views, and three comments.

Hah!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (n9ltV)

170 Maybe he can move to Qanada with the IRGC and pervert Persian mullah grifters.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (YlWIZ)

171 No question in my mind Tucker is making it up. He's a longstanding fabulist.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (fZiTB)

172 119 I remain perplexed by why anyone watches Carlson. But then, I'm pretty much out of touch with what (?) contemporary culture?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

You aren't missing much unless you like a horrible circus populated with evil clowns.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (E4rtv)

173
Yup, me too. Registration was always closed. Then one day it was open and I got in, after months. Not much later it went to shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I have the infamous history of being one of the very last to be booted. And to be honest, I am not sure I ever was officially…I was ArmyWife there (and here) until I wasn’t, and had Tales from Ft. Livingroom. Let’s drag out the piano from the ONT closet and sing! 🎶 Memories…misty water colored memories….

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (Wmg4n)

174 LGF still exists?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (2GVsD)

175 169 About LGF...

I took a look, and his latest post is:

John Oliver Turns His Pitiless Gaze on J.D. Vance

It is 24 minutes old and has 257 views, and three comments.

Hah!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (n9ltV)

====

Oh, John Oliver destroyed American conservatism years ago.

Why is he punching so far down to the powerless?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (p7EWr)

176 I took a look, and his latest post is:

John Oliver Turns His Pitiless Gaze on J.D. Vance

It is 24 minutes old and has 257 views, and three comments.

Hah!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (n9ltV)

You were able to get past the ads for Anal-Eze and rubber dons?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

177 How many FISA court warrants has he had?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (YlWIZ)

178 Candy Ovens is going to use trigonometry to prove that Macron's wife is a male Mossad spy.

I believe the term is "geometric logic", not trig.

Posted by: Cmdr. Queeg at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (D0HYP)

179 you know who else intercepts Iran's comms ?? Saudi...
Posted by: runner

You know who sends them?

Deep cover Mossad.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (NcUvK)

180 164 Oh yeah, and at the oscars apparently Gwyneth Paltrow had a wardrobe malfunction and flashed her um, the place she gets her candle scent from.

I would say it was on purpose and meant to get more publicity for her, but she has the IQ of a garden snail and would never be able to figure out a scheme like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
======
Fortunately, the Oscars did not have smell o vision.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (E4rtv)

181 Tucker Carlson was played like Whoopi Goldberg's vagina.

Is Whoopi a sleeper Mossad agent?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (M9gjJ)

182 ) there's no CIA investigation of Carlson

that's what they *want* you to think

2) In his meeting, the two politely disagreed, & Trump held to his position Iran was a threat & didn't mislead him

ditto.
Posted by: anachronda has a tinfoil hat at March 16, 2026 02:17 PM (v3pYe)

Well the investigation would, by law be headed by DOJ or FBI, who could use CIA assets and information and order additional data collection.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (8avO+)

183 I think CandAss Owens always was a grifter. Always. She saw a market for an attractive black female conservative, and she seized and pounced. Later, as the smell of money moved elsewhere, she followed it. She has no principles that aren't on sale to the highest bidder.

She seems to enjoy ranting about Jews, so I assume her natural inclination is anti-Semitism. But if she was offered enough money, she'd pretend to be a great friend to Jews.

Tucker is similar, but I really do think he's just not right in the head. Something happened. He was always a bit of a grifter, but he wasn't always this batshit insane. Something happened, IMO.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (iFTx/)

184 Some of us having been pointing out that he is a cheesy grifter with a lame shtick for many years.

You have been, indeed. I can attest to that. His mannerisms and behavior always annoyed me and I didn't trust he really believed any of it but I never saw him going this route.

Pet peeve: being annoyed by someone doesn't mean they're a grifter. "Grifter" has turned into "fascist" or "racist" where it's just "someone I don't like", which is annoying.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (2ocoG)

185 153 Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 02:09 PM (5aZAZ)

Yup, became little green shitballs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Many of us are castaways from that particular island!

Posted by: Piper

I got bounced for saying something about the Obama kids.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (NcUvK)

Toward the end of the purge he and his toadies were bouncing everyone who was not lock-step in agreement with him. And was sending his right-hand jerkoff man to plant racist shit on other blogs to frame them up.

Posted by: What a lunatic he turned out to be at March 16, 2026 02:21 PM (TbWk/)

186 I can see Tucker thinking he 'convinced' Trump to not attack with his genius brain while Trump said nothing concrete at all.

"That makes a lot of sense" is an entirely different statement than "I agree with you." Throw in a gratuitous "You're a smart guy, Tucker" for a little extra sugar.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2026 02:21 PM (DtjNf)

187 "LGF still exists?
Posted by: Anna Puma "

And Kilgore Trout has become a multimillionaire banning people.

Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 02:21 PM (aTgV0)

188 flashed her um, the place she gets her candle scent from."

Charlie the Tuna?

Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:21 PM (XuXeR)

189 Oh, and there was a minor kerfluffle about one of the jokes at the oscars, minor because almost nobody watched it.

Conan did a joke about how the Brits weren't nominated for anything but they arrest their pedos. Which kind of a lame joke but I can live with poking fun at the USA. The US and UK used to do this a lot, I do it with my Brit friend.

I mean clearly its factually wrong, but still, just a joke.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:22 PM (PYyV9)

190 178 Candy Ovens is going to use trigonometry to prove that Macron's wife is a male Mossad spy.

I believe the term is "geometric logic", not trig.
Posted by: Cmdr. Queeg

Trig is appropriate here as she wants to show Macron's wife is actual a tripod. The shadows cast like Holmes used in the Musgrave ritual, tell us the size of the timber.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:22 PM (E4rtv)

191 Big Green Dildos >>> Little Green Footballs

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

192 I got bounced for saying something about the Obama kids.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (NcUvK)

I think I said something in defense of something Ann Coulter said.... Got the boot and came over here... Ace was kind enough to take me in...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 02:22 PM (VE6XX)

193
And Kilgore Trout has become a multimillionaire banning people.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 02:21 PM (aTgV0)

Because eliminating your customer base is brilliant marketing strategy. The ad revenue must be staggering.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

194 169 About LGF...

I took a look, and his latest post is:

John Oliver Turns His Pitiless Gaze on J.D. Vance

It is 24 minutes old and has 257 views, and three comments.

Hah!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (n9ltV)

Yeah I peeked back there about a week ago and its hardly even a blog, it looks more like US News and World Report from the 80s.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:22 PM (8avO+)

195 “The true test of a man’s character is what he does when no one is watching.”
― John Wooden
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (XeU6L)

*fap fap fap fap*

What? Nobody was watching!

Posted by: Buncha pervs! at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (TbWk/)

196 WNBA > Big Green Dildos >>> Little Green Footballs

Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (XuXeR)

197 "Conan did a joke about how the Brits weren't nominated for anything but they arrest their pedos."

Unless they're Muslims. The joke betrays the arrogant disconnection.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (fZiTB)

198 Oh yeah, and at the oscars apparently Gwyneth Paltrow had a wardrobe malfunction and flashed her um, the place she gets her candle scent from.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
======
Fortunately, the Oscars did not have smell o vision.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (E4rtv)
________

Her asshole?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (iFTx/)

199 Proud to say I was kicked off of there

I was too busy with my life to read LGF, the early years. Didn’t Jarles go batshit crazy and ban all but the most sycophantic nutjobs from the blog? By the time I got there it was like the DU on crack. It was amusing for a while, but the regulars made conspiracy theorists look mainstream. It sounded like a ret@rded XFiles episode with extra vaguery.

Posted by: Unkaren at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (OTOad)

200 Conan did a joke about how the Brits weren't nominated for anything but they arrest their pedos. Which kind of a lame joke but I can live with poking fun at the USA. The US and UK used to do this a lot, I do it with my Brit friend.

I mean, Biden was President for four years, so he does have a point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

201 I believe the term is "geometric logic", not trig.

Trigonometric logic is next semester.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (DtjNf)

202 I don't watch any of them, so fair enough.

Oh, goodness, then you're just talking out of your ass.
I'll bet you've Cut The Cable and Don't Even Own A TV.
So righteous. So uninformed. So full of shit.
This fucking place I swear. Crammin' that stick.
It's nice you have an outlet for your issues, but
don't try that shit at the local tavern. You'll carry your teeth home.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (zdLoL)

203 Arkansas state troopers attacked, multiple protesters arrested at Erika Kirk Club America event

Link to Campus Reform -
https://tinyurl.com/3edxnmrm

No word on whether the protestors were Antifa or Candace Owen fans

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (Dv3i1)

204 Because eliminating your customer base is brilliant marketing strategy"

Uh, Pfizer?

Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (XuXeR)

205 Pet peeve: being annoyed by someone doesn't mean they're a grifter. "Grifter" has turned into "fascist" or "racist" where it's just "someone I don't like", which is annoying.
Posted by: Ian S.
--------
In the case of people doing crap for money, fame, and power, grifter is the appropriate term. As they believe in nothing themselves (and Tucker's media career indicates that), they follow the path that gets them that--facts and reality be damned.

That is a low grade con artist--thus grifter because what they are doing is legal, but unethical.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (E4rtv)

206 I got bounced for leading a little Up Vote insurrection of someone Sharmuta tried to nuke over vaccinations.

But my alt persisted for a few more months.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (2GVsD)

207 I would say it was on purpose and meant to get more publicity for her, but she has the IQ of a garden snail and would never be able to figure out a scheme like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (PYyV9)
-----
Her publicist put her up to it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (ESVrU)

208 201 I believe the term is "geometric logic", not trig.

Trigonometric logic is next semester.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (DtjNf)

Ah, but the Jewish strawberries! That's where I had them!

Posted by: Candace Queeg at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (TbWk/)

209 Tucker has a brother named Buckley.

You can't make this up.

Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (aTgV0)

210 “The true test of a man’s character is what he does when no one is watching.”
― John Wooden
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 02:15 PM (XeU6L)

*fap fap fap fap*

What? Nobody was watching!

Posted by: Buncha pervs!

You missed a golden opportunity to sock Jeffrey Toobin. Minus 5 points.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (Riz8t)

211 Nude Gay Ayatollah Obama

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

212 I began to notice Carlson losing his shit a few years ago when he interviewed Putin and couldn't stop cackling during that interview. On top of which he didn't ask one adversarial question. It was a weird interview....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (xT8gx)

213 No word on whether the protestors were Antifa or Candace Owen fans
Posted by: Chuck Martel
======
The ones that were dressed nice are probably the Turning Point types, the scraggly ones are the protesters.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (E4rtv)

214 John Oliver Turns His Pitiless Gaze on J.D. Vance

It is 24 minutes old and has 257 views, and three comments.

Hah!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (n9ltV)

***shudders***

Jon Oliver makes me feel badly about being a Liverpool supporter.

Fuqing guy is insufferable.

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (3sXRv)

215 204 Because eliminating your customer base is brilliant marketing strategy"

Uh, Pfizer?
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 02:24 PM (XuXeR)

Penzey Spices has entered the chat.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (N39Ws)

216 "That makes a lot of sense" is an entirely different statement than "I agree with you." Throw in a gratuitous "You're a smart guy, Tucker" for a little extra sugar.

Yeah, its almost like Trump is really good at dealmaking and negotiation. You'd think eh wrote a book about it or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:26 PM (PYyV9)

217 Because eliminating your customer base is brilliant marketing strategy"

Uh, Pfizer?
Posted by: man

Pfizer's base is the UD Government. That's who was paying them.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:26 PM (NcUvK)

218 Candy Ovens is going to use trigonometry to prove that Macron's wife is a male Mossad spy.

I do think "something's up with Macron's wife" is the one thing she might end up being right about. People were talking about that long before her giant nostrils said anything.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:26 PM (2ocoG)

219 You know who sends them?

Deep cover Mossad.

==

lol, they are exceptional. However, I would like to take this opportunity to mention that the French DGSE is quite formidable, and has been consistently present in Iran and Lebanon for a very long time.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 02:26 PM (GD0B3)

220 “The true test of a man’s character is what he does when no one is watching.”
― John Wooden

You mean like turning a blind eye to the cheating of UCLA booster Sam Gilbert in providing cash, apartments and whatnot to Wooden's players and potential recruits?

And please don't tell me that Wooden didn't know. Players talk. Word gets around. Coaches always know.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (Y1sOo)

221 Oh yeah, and at the oscars apparently Gwyneth Paltrow had a wardrobe malfunction and flashed her um, the place she gets her candle scent from.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (PYyV9)

What's in the box?!

Posted by: Brad Pitt at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)

222 209 Tucker has a brother named Buckley.

You can't make this up.
Posted by: eleven
=======
Buckley is worse and apparently an alcoholic from reports. His posts on X certainly indicate an inability to control what he says.

'Works' for Tucker's nicotine pouch company in some capacity.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (E4rtv)

223 Some of us having been pointing out that he is a cheesy grifter with a lame shtick for many years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)

Indeed.........

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (KMzr2)

224 221 Oh yeah, and at the oscars apparently Gwyneth Paltrow had a wardrobe malfunction and flashed her um, the place she gets her candle scent from.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 02:18 PM (PYyV9)

What's in the box?!
Posted by: Brad Pitt at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)

Chlamydia

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2026 02:28 PM (N39Ws)

225 Conan did a joke about how the Brits weren't nominated for anything but they arrest their pedos. Which kind of a lame joke but I can live with poking fun at the USA. The US and UK used to do this a lot, I do it with my Brit friend.

I mean, Biden was President for four years, so he does have a point.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Have the Brits actually arrested ANY of the pedos? They brought them in for questions and are publicizing their actions, sure, and the King bumped down his brother's lodgings down a peg but have any been charged or arrested?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:28 PM (8avO+)

226 Pet peeve: being annoyed by someone doesn't mean they're a grifter. "Grifter" has turned into "fascist" or "racist" where it's just "someone I don't like", which is annoying.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 02:20 PM (2ocoG)

No.

A grifter is a con artist.

Tucker Carlson has been running con jobs on his audience since he was a liberal Republican on CNN, then a neocon war cheerleader, then an anti-war Trump populist, then a pro-Iran Jew hater.

He believes nothing, and spent his career running one scam after another. Megyn Kelly is very similar.

They are grifters.

I don't call Hannity a grifter, for instance. He's a completely consistent retard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)

227 And was sending his right-hand jerkoff man to plant racist shit on other blogs to frame them up.
Posted by: What a lunatic

His last thing was to say if you were caught commenting on another blog of ill repute (here and elsewhere), you would be banished to the nearest hinterland. I peaced out, it wasn’t hard because I wasn’t on much as things went more and more haywire.

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (Wmg4n)

228 I have the infamous history of being one of the very last to be booted. And to be honest, I am not sure I ever was officially…I was ArmyWife there (and here) until I wasn’t, and had Tales from Ft. Livingroom. Let’s drag out the piano from the ONT closet and sing! 🎶 Memories…misty water colored memories….

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:19 PM (Wmg4n)

I don't think I was booted. I think its because I just didn't give a shit about the place anymore and just stopped reading it. If I got booted, I wouldn't have known. Now, Free republic on the other hand I got booted for saying right after 9-11 that if we played cowboys and muslims the problem would be over by lunch time tomorrow. I did say shit too, so not sure what really pissed them off. Didn't matter, the place had the stench of judge smails types who step out of the shower to pee.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (snZF9)

229 "Didn’t Jarles go batshit crazy and ban all but the most sycophantic nutjobs from the blog?"

Ahh... I see you have knowledge of one iceweasel in all her glory?

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 16, 2026 02:30 PM (FylAi)

230 Have the Brits actually arrested ANY of the pedos? They brought them in for questions and are publicizing their actions, sure, and the King bumped down his brother's lodgings down a peg but have any been charged or arrested?
Posted by: Oldcat at March

The reference was arresting Prince Andrew. Not the Muslims.

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:30 PM (Wmg4n)

231 I saw Principled Snizz open for The Righteous Brothers at The Hop in '88.

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 02:31 PM (PUTaq)

232 I do think "something's up with Macron's wife" is the one thing she might end up being right about. People were talking about that long before her giant nostrils said anything.
Posted by: Ian S.

There are multiple children attributed to Brigette and the CO story is that the family killed a daughter and substituted Brigette who was a dude as the mother. Patently absurd as someone would have talked and we know that a male cannot have children whether transed or not.

The more mundane truth is that she was a cougar predator and that Macron is most likely bisexual or homosexual.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:31 PM (E4rtv)

233 lol, they are exceptional. However, I would like to take this opportunity to mention that the French DGSE is quite formidable, and has been consistently present in Iran and Lebanon for a very long time.
Posted by: runner

Someone posted last week of two weeks ago on why Mossad is so effective. Jews live everywhere.

Local kid born, raised up in Uzbekistan, looks local, lives local, but is Jewish.
Same with Spain. Same with Argentina. Same with every country on earth.

Much easier than trying to pass a white cracker off as a Kenyan. Or a pasty white redhead as a middle easterner.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:32 PM (NcUvK)

234 Jews live everywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:32 PM (NcUvK)

I knew it!

Posted by: Tucker at March 16, 2026 02:33 PM (dK+Kv)

235 I do think "something's up with Macron's wife" is the one thing she might end up being right about. People were talking about that long before her giant nostrils said anything.
Posted by: Ian S.

There are multiple children attributed to Brigette and the CO story is that the family killed a daughter and substituted Brigette who was a dude as the mother. Patently absurd as someone would have talked and we know that a male cannot have children whether transed or not.

The more mundane truth is that she was a cougar predator and that Macron is most likely bisexual or homosexual.
Posted by: whig

Now do Big Mike & his kids.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:34 PM (NcUvK)

236 I began to notice Carlson losing his shit a few years ago when he interviewed Putin and couldn't stop cackling during that interview. On top of which he didn't ask one adversarial question. It was a weird interview....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 02:25 PM (xT8gx)

He seemed to think him snickering was going to make Putin have an outburst or something. He really didn't seem to be listening much to what was said to enlarge the point or rebut him.

Of course now the interview was a towering achievement of his as he boasted in his last vid.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:34 PM (8avO+)

237 Omg. Killmenow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl0HqlbX7dc

Rowan Atkinson interviews Elton John. Very funny. Because we all need to laugh sometimes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 02:34 PM (W2Pud)

238 Milo keeps on turning up in the strangest places, like running Rep. M. Greene's social media, to the point where if some interpersonal drama is happening that doesn't make sense on the surface of it, I just assume he's involved and playing all sides. Looks like the last time Tucker interviewed him was in December -- and the last time Candace interviewed him was in August -- but that doesn't mean he isn't still in contact and messing with their heads. Is that giving him too much credit?

Posted by: SciVo at March 16, 2026 02:34 PM (Sy6m/)

239 I don't call Hannity a grifter, for instance. He's a completely consistent retard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)

I think I would prefer grifter

Posted by: S Hannity at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (KMzr2)

240 Have the Brits actually arrested ANY of the pedos? They brought them in for questions and are publicizing their actions, sure, and the King bumped down his brother's lodgings down a peg but have any been charged or arrested?
Posted by: Oldcat at March

The reference was arresting Prince Andrew. Not the Muslims.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 02:30 PM (Wmg4n)

They just questioned him though and sent him home though. Is he actually arrested or charged?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:36 PM (8avO+)

241 I don't think I was booted. I think its because I just didn't give a shit about the place anymore and just stopped reading it. If I got booted, I wouldn't have known. Now, Free republic on the other hand I got booted for saying right after 9-11 that if we played cowboys and muslims the problem would be over by lunch time tomorrow. I did say shit too, so not sure what really pissed them off. Didn't matter, the place had the stench of judge smails types who step out of the shower to pee.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (snZF9)

I never got booted, because I didn't do the comments there very much, even to lurk. As he drifted off, I did the same.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 02:38 PM (8avO+)

242 Buckley is worse and apparently an alcoholic from reports. His posts on X certainly indicate an inability to control what he says.

'Works' for Tucker's nicotine pouch company in some capacity.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 02:27 PM (E4rtv)

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I wonder if there's a market for alcohol pouches?

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Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 02:39 PM (PUTaq)

243 Much easier than trying to pass a white cracker off as a Kenyan. Or a pasty white redhead as a middle easterner.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 02:32 PM (NcUvK)

What's your fucking problem, man???

Posted by: Conan O'Brien at March 16, 2026 02:40 PM (dmDsy)

244 Farah was a pretty woman with a unique hairdo and lots of teeth. A so so actress.

For the last two months I have said Tucker is a turncoat and needs to go away. But to him bad publicity is still publicly. And that is what he wants. For some reason there is money in it for him.

Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 02:40 PM (pvf3X)

245 239 I don't call Hannity a grifter, for instance. He's a completely consistent retard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)

I think I would prefer grifter
Posted by: S Hannity at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (KMzr2)

Which is exactly what a retard would say.

QED

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 02:42 PM (dmDsy)

246 don't call Hannity a grifter, for instance. He's a completely consistent retard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)

I think I would prefer grifter
Posted by: S Hannity at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (KMzr2)

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"Ham and Grifter" has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 02:44 PM (PUTaq)

247 NOOD

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 02:44 PM (dmDsy)

248 don't call Hannity a grifter, for instance. He's a completely consistent retard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 02:29 PM (BI5O2)

I think I would prefer grifter
Posted by: S Hannity at March 16, 2026 02:35 PM (KMzr2)
*******
From as long as I can remember Hannity has been consistent in his beliefs.

I think most of us fall along those lines.
When we see something is wrong even though we may have supported them in the past like Owens and Tucker. We aren't afraid to cut ties and call them out.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 02:50 PM (NpAcC)

249 Sanae Takaichi hasn't said anything about helping US patrol the Persian Gulf or Hormuz.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 02:56 PM (dlUX+)

250 Saudi Arabia is pumping 7 million gallons per day to the Red Sea. Carriers are moving from Persian Gulf to the Red Sea.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 03:01 PM (dlUX+)

251 249 Sanae Takaichi hasn't said anything about helping US patrol the Persian Gulf or Hormuz.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 02:56 PM (dlUX+)
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But of course.

Despite what anime might indicate, the idea of ninja is to be hidden, not to loudly announce your position like a member of COBRA.

Posted by: Another Anon at March 16, 2026 03:07 PM (4h45B)

252 What are we doing here, Axios has been saying that about Tucker Carlson for years. Now, of all times, Axios is drinking Tucker's Kool-Aid?

Posted by: wferrin at March 16, 2026 06:38 PM (lCdHU)

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