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Monday Overnight Open Thread (3/16/26) The Let Me Give You The What For Edition
[H/T - Uncle Jefe] "Russian River at Asti, northern Sonoma County, just after recently cresting just out of bank… "
Unfortunately time flies and there are whispers about certain conservative justices retiring. I nominate Judge Van Dyke to the highest court!
Judge VanDyke: "This is a case about swinging dicks."
30 members of the Ninth Circuit write to disagree.
The Ninth Circuit denied rehearing en banc in Olympus Spa v. Armstrong. Judge VanDyke wrote the lead dissent, which begins this way: This is a case about swinging dicks. The Christian owners of Olympus Spa—a traditional Korean, women-only, nude spa—understandably don't want them in their spa. Their female employees and female clients don't want them in their spa either. But Washington State insists on them. And now so does the Ninth Circuit. You may think that swinging dicks shouldn't appear in a judicial opinion. You're not wrong. But as much as you might understandably be shocked and displeased to merely encounter that phrase in this opinion, I hope we all can agree that it is far more jarring for the unsuspecting and exposed women at Olympus Spa— some as young as thirteen—to be visually assaulted by the real thing. Sometimes, it feels like the supposed adults in the room have collectively lost their minds. Woke regulators and complicit judges seem entirely willing, even eager, to ignore the consequences that their Frankenstein social experiments impose on real women and young girls. As you could imagine, this line infuriated Judge VanDyke's colleagues.
His response to their feigned outrage is hilarious. However, I was disappointed that he didn't write he wasn't a gynecologist but knew a cvnt when he saw one.
Good old fashioned sex, betrayal and politics without the Epstein angle. At least I don't think so.
Kyrsten Sinema admits she had sex with her married bodyguard in bombshell new court papersShe's Bi, but she does love swinging dick.
A criminal investigation has begun in Turkey after an injured English racehorse was killed and served in soup kitchen. Turkey’s Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry ran tests after a ‘foreign object’ found in a stew served at a soup kitchen in Mersin last month and discovered that it was an electronic identification chip belonging to Smart Latch, a four-year-old English mare.
Our world which includes our Canadian friends has gone completely nuts about the Hitler/Nazi thing. While Canadians allow government sponsored suicide, turn the blind eye to the atrocities of the Islamic faith. History be damned!!!
Although the purchase has been confirmed as legitimate, both Gale and Jouppien maintained it was merely an addition to Gale’s collection of historical artifacts and not an endorsement of the Führer. In a report from CBC, Jouppien added: “It’s not to be taken as an insult to any anti-racist group,” Jouppien told CBC News. “It was collected in the sincere interest of history.” Jouppien added that “not many people have the resources [Gale has]” to preserve rare items and that his collection is a contribution to history. Jouppien also claimed that Gale’s historical collection was worth millions of dollars.If I were a rare book collector, this would be something that would interest me. And if that bothers you. I'm not sorry. There is nothing to apologize for.
Why would you have someone there to protect the public asked Karen The Mayor. Well since you won't allow concealed carry this is the next best thing.
Waterloo Mayor Dorothy McCabe said she was “surprised and shocked” to learn a Waterloo Regional Police Service sniper was deployed as part of law enforcement’s efforts to manage an unsanctioned street party during St. Patrick’s Day weekend in the city’s university district. Waterloo police confirmed to The Canadian Press that a photo and video circulating of a sniper monitoring the St. Patrick’s Day crowd Saturday was indeed a Waterloo police officer, but at first did not answer questions about why one was deployed. Police later said in an email late Sunday that “mass casualty considerations” were part of the safety plan for the event. “The magnitude of unfortunate mass casualty events that have occurred across North America and around the world in recent decades have shaped emergency response strategies for all large gatherings,” Chief Mark Crowell said in the email.It's not like Muzzies attack infidels during any secular or religious celebrations.
Yours truly doesn't even know where to begin to address this "Letter to The Editor". The first four things that came to my mind were:
1) The mentally ill are raising the mentally ill and enabling their illness.
2) Where is the Father of the mentally ill child?
3) Where did this "Mother" come from?
4) Obviously God does not exist in her world.
The GOP’s Anti-Trans Crusade Already Forced Me to Move My Family. I’m Still Not Sure We’re Safe.
We thought our new state would be a haven after the last one turned on us. But I know the signs, and they aren’t looking good. In May of 2020, my family moved so I could attend a clinical mental health doctorate program at the University of Iowa. I remember being so excited about the program’s LGBTQ Counseling Clinic, where I would be the assistant director and where I would get to focus on providing much-needed therapeutic care for queer folks. It was the deciding factor for me on what program I ended up attending. At that time, I would never have predicted that the same clinic that had drawn me to Iowa would no longer exist when my family would be forced to flee the state in 2025. At the beginning of our Iowa adventure, my kids were 9 and 12, and the plan was to stay at least until our oldest graduated from high school in 2026, if not longer. A few years into our time in the Hawkeye State, my oldest child came to us because they wanted to start on puberty blockers, since they were trans, and wanted to delay bodily changes that didn’t match their gender. When my child first came out, I was worried that because I’m a trans clinician who works in gender-affirming mental health care, others would assume my child’s choices were influenced by me. I was very careful to make sure they knew that whether to pursue gender-affirming care was entirely their own choice. The most important thing was that they knew we loved them and that we would support whatever choice they made.
WNBA CBA Talks Drag Into Day 6 As Commissioner Pushes For Deal By MondayPerhaps I am mistaken, but the last I heard that this rag tag band of lesbians, rainbow warriors and druggies weren't making a profit. Living off The Man (NBA).
After nearly a week of marathon negotiations in Manhattan, players say revenue sharing and housing remain the biggest sticking points as the league pushes for a deal by Monday.
The neighborhood block party must be a Hoot!
It has been a while. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
I really think someone takes his singing ability way too seriously. Genius Award Winner.
“Upset about the music,” the karaoke enthusiast exited the bar, where James Emery, 27, “tried to get...Jablonski to calm down,” according to an arrest affidavit. Instead of cooling off, Jablonski pulled a Glock 9mm from his waistband and pointed it at the man, saying, “I don’t fucking care.” Jablonski, police reported, fired one round into the air. It was illegal for Jablonski to possess a handgun since his rap sheet includes a 2012 felony conviction (for battery on a law enforcement officer). He has also been convicted of DUI; disorderly conduct; theft; resisting an officer with violence; and violating probation.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - should be called the zoo at March 16, 2026 10:02 PM (EAEiW)
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We have a launch soon.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-24
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 16, 2026
Launch Time: 8:39 p.m. PDT (March 17, 0339 UTC, 04:39 CET)
https://youtu.be/PyxUnuG0nXo
Posted by: Joyenz at March 16, 2026 10:05 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:06 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 10:06 PM (S/Y4j)
Is the tax advice also nude, or just the psychic readings?
Posted by: mikeski has questions at March 16, 2026 10:06 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 10:07 PM (GD0B3)
I walked away.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
The worthwhile ones say "come in" before you knock.
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)
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The ONT comes at ya fast🧐!
But! It's MisHum. Big smiles, Ol' Hum😂!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 16, 2026 10:08 PM (+2YFT)
Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum.
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 16, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)
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Posted by: mindful webworker - Mister Ed says naaay at March 16, 2026 10:10 PM (EAEiW)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 10:11 PM (sAmhv)
Such sell-outs.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)
Al Greene?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2026 10:11 PM (CkDaS)
I can only pray that our next Supreme Court justice is someone who has a discernment and appreciation of the Constitution and the law.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 16, 2026 10:11 PM (vrNzf)
You want bigger pay? Draw bigger crowds.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 10:12 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:12 PM (Oiv2s)
I'll take some of that tax advice right about now
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this!
I think they make you take off your clothes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2026 10:12 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2026 10:12 PM (y4G/n)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:13 PM (oob1u)
After nearly a week of marathon negotiations in Manhattan, players say revenue sharing and housing remain the biggest sticking points as the league pushes for a deal by Monday.
Perhaps I am mistaken, but the last I heard that this rag tag band of lesbians, rainbow warriors and druggies weren't making a profit.
Maybe that's what the argument is about. The players want revenue sharing, the league wants to give them profit sharing.
Posted by: mikeski works on his MBA at March 16, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMeaQ3bK_Qg
(featuring Pimp Daddy Data)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 10:13 PM (ESVrU)
Thanks for the Allmon Bros. They were a great band!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:13 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (8zz6B)
Then you have the asshole school board perverts who put gay porn in elementary school libraries but try to silence residents who read them in their board meetings for being 'obscene'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (lCppi)
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Nazi storm trooper, rape gangster, hitman for a drug cartel, it's all good.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (8zz6B)
Bless your heart.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:15 PM (Oiv2s)
A basketball court full of lesbians isn't enough, now they need drag queens too?
Into Day 6
Oh. Nevermind!!
Posted by: mikeski litella at March 16, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)
https://tinyurl.com/3rxvvvv3
Story appears to check out.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2026 10:16 PM (IG3/x)
I don't understand any attendance at either but I thought that was interesting.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:17 PM (oob1u)
I bet she changed it.
And OMGoodness -Slate has turned into an ad infested sewer of Trump hate.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2026 10:17 PM (lCppi)
Kyrsten Sinema is a broken person, but I could fix her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (8zz6B)
She can't be any tougher than a Suburban.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2026 10:17 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (8zz6B)
As far as I'm concerned, she could stay broken as long as she keeps wearing those boots.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2026 10:18 PM (IG3/x)
A basketball court full of lesbians isn't enough, now they need drag queens too?
Into Day 6
Oh. Nevermind!!
Posted by: mikeski litella at March 16, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)
Just wait until Day 28
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2026 10:19 PM (CkDaS)
Kyrsten Sinema is a broken person, but I could fix her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (8zz6B)
ZOD has her under lock and key at present
Guarded by his Aztecs
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 10:19 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:20 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:20 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2026 10:17 PM (CkDaS)
Might ride a little rough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:21 PM (8zz6B)
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2026 10:11 PM (CkDaS)
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I don't believe I've ever heard the Rev. Greene sing it!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
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Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at March 16, 2026 10:03 PM (EP7Sw)
AI can help you get a thousand dollar refund on your taxes. What you have to do is instruct it to fill out your taxes and make sure you get a thousand dollars in refunds.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 10:22 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Miklos Defies Predictions at March 16, 2026 10:22 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2026 10:11 PM (CkDaS)
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I don't believe I've ever heard the Rev. Greene sing it!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
Go look it up
It is the definitive version ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 16, 2026 10:22 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:23 PM (oob1u)
Kyrsten Sinema admits she had sex with her married bodyguard in bombshell new court papers
What, so it was just sex between an adult politician and their adult employee? That's so nostalgic. Just like the Clinton days.
Well, it was close, but no cigar.
Posted by: classics revisited at March 16, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2026 10:17 PM (CkDaS)
Might ride a little rough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:21 PM (8zz6B)
Might take time to figure out which noises indicate a problem and which ones are normal while in use.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 10:23 PM (S/Y4j)
and love me some Allman Brothers!
Posted by: The Grateful at March 16, 2026 10:24 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 10:24 PM (eZ5tL)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:12 PM (Oiv2s)
My first reaction was no way, and my second was to ask, so, Jury or Bench?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 10:24 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slirrup at March 16, 2026 10:24 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:24 PM (0Htd1)
So, not France?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slirrup at March 16, 2026 10:24 PM (oftw2)
And yet no Carpenters or ABBA.
Le Sigh.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:26 PM (+QijZ)
I think this band's name was originally the Swinging Dicks, but had to change it then to get radio airplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk4Rj9WXjko
Posted by: Miklos is pretty sure about this at March 16, 2026 10:26 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:26 PM (RIvkX)
So, not France?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:25 PM (0Htd
So they served dog food in the soup kitchen.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:26 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 10:26 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:27 PM (+QijZ)
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Uhhhh.... that's sorta the point of bi(meaning both)sexual.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 16, 2026 10:27 PM (8UIB5)
If the nude psychic readings are done by, say, Sydney Sweeney or Emma Stone . . . why not?
'S been a weird day at Casa Wolfus. No workout this morning due to cold rain; a quick run to Walmart; watching 23 Paces of Baker Street this am, and enjoying it. Tomorrow, Miss Linda says, we can get a free donut each at the Krisy Kreme in the suburbs, and we can always find other errands to run out there, so that sounds good.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2026 10:27 PM (wzUl9)
* puts on pot of coffee, washes a couple coffee cups *
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 16, 2026 10:27 PM (7Cdr7)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 16, 2026 10:28 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis, The Flying Fisherman. at March 16, 2026 10:28 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 10:28 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:29 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 10:24 PM (rbvCR)
This is the realm of personal trials in the Biblical sense. Not civil or criminal.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:29 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 16, 2026 10:29 PM (f9h0J)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:30 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: buddhaha
Mammy, on those warm summer evenings, would rock on the front porch and sing "in the Old Bi and Bi"
Posted by: Miklos remembers at March 16, 2026 10:30 PM (Al4HM)
So cringe-worthy.
Back in the day, Hollywood made good propaganda.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 10:31 PM (eZ5tL)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:31 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026
***
Waste not, want not!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2026 10:31 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: mikeski
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If the league has Hollywood accountants, I can see the players' point.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 16, 2026 10:32 PM (8UIB5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2026 10:32 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Nope
That was King Missile when they debuted Detachable Penis
Posted by: Miklos remembers that one at March 16, 2026 10:32 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: lots of lines; it's more of a novel at March 16, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Monosyllabic Miklos at March 16, 2026 10:33 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Foodstuffs Historian at March 16, 2026 10:33 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis, The Flying Fisherman. at March 16, 2026
***
I thought Theodore Spurgeon wrote some of the best Trek episodes. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2026 10:33 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:27 PM (+QijZ)
I have a memory of those guys from growing up in SC. Maybe some other swinging medallions.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:33 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:33 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:33 PM (Oiv2s)
They play the free concerts on the square in the summer.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:35 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Why just the herbivores?
"Hey! We do taste funny!" -- One laughing hyena to the next
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)
If I recall, it used to piss him off when people called him sturgeon or surgeon, both of which happened all the time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2026 10:36 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair
They're still around
One song and the lead guy was set for life
Posted by: Miklos at March 16, 2026 10:36 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026
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The '60s band? "Double Shot (of my Baby's Love)"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2026 10:36 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:35 PM (+QijZ)
SC beach music is fun.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:37 PM (Oiv2s)
Thanks.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 16, 2026 10:39 PM (+2YFT)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:39 PM (oob1u)
Right, they want the comparison to be solely on Men versus Women's "pro b-ball". Caitlin brought in big numbers, but with this Team USA, she went 2-7 the other day from 3 point land (but that is below her average). She is a good point guard and ball handler and gets a lot of cool assists, but not that great from her patented "logo three" signature shot. Several others are better.
BUT Caitlan does draw crowds and attention, so is worth the big bucks. And she gets it in ad revenue as well. Is it racist for her fans to watch (white) her? Well maybe, but not more racist than for the black/lesbie players to trying to destroy Caitlan.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2026 10:39 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:21 PM (Oiv2s)
I think most would rather see him in a boot style a little more..concrete.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 10:40 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 10:40 PM (Ia/+0)
Dedication of C-Jam blues.*
youtube.com/watch?v=ptI-8YM0AUQ
I would have pick Oscar Peterson but he was a Canadian. Red Garland is tops.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 10:40 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: scampydog at March 16, 2026 10:40 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 10:41 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: JQ at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:39 PM (oob1u)
Toobsteak Boogie?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Ironically, the runner-up is "Walk This Way."
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (Ia/+0)
Well, that's the first thing that occurred to me.
I don't think that it's any coincidence that that looney Angelina Jolie has a weirdo child.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 10:43 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:39 PM (oob1u)
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Little Red Corvette
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:44 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 10:44 PM (ZxPkt)
OMG! What are sports fans going to do?!
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Skip
That was us late last night - hurricane force winds, downed trees and lines, the whole enchilada. Today, three inches of snow. By Saturday it'll be back in the upper 70's.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2026 10:45 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026
*** The '60s band? "Double Shot (of my Baby's Love)"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2026 10:36 PM (wzUl9)
Classic 60's frat rock band. I like them better than the Swinging Dicks.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 16, 2026 10:46 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Ironically, the runner-up is "Walk This Way."
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (VHUov)
Gotta give AC/DC's Big balls special mention. The lyrics are some funny shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 10:46 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 10:40 PM (snZF9)
Could he go on an environmental trip to the Pine Barrens?
Posted by: BarelyScaryPauliewalnuts at March 16, 2026 10:46 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 10:47 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 10:48 PM (Ia/+0)
https://youtu.be/eCUCSqcSnac
just 3 guys jamming
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 10:48 PM (ZxPkt)
Three on three makes it sound like something dirty.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:49 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 10:47 PM (S/Y4j)
It would be easy to vote guilty, and for the maximum penalties.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 10:49 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
NARRATOR: They are guilty of multiple felonies
Posted by: which is why Congress voted against releasing the sexual assault files at March 16, 2026 10:49 PM (gKWVE)
I agree it's the funniest.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:49 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Skip
Gosh
Which website?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 10:49 PM (tcsrY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 16, 2026 10:50 PM (0aYVJ)
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Yeah, I make a habit of not buying anything that i'm going to touch from Turkey.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 10:50 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Front Dropping Through at March 16, 2026 10:51 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Speaking of unfortunate names - there was a guy in my school with the last name Bertoff. His parents inflicted him with Jack as a first name. Officially "Jack" not "John", birth certificate and all.
To piss him off, call him Burt.
Bonus points - you could do it in mixed company, as they say.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 16, 2026 10:51 PM (8UIB5)
Posted by: BarelyScaryPauliewalnuts at March 16, 2026 10:51 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:49 PM (0Htd1)
And exactly why I added 'basketball' to the description. Imagine if I had left it out. The horde is predictable.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:51 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: BarelyScaryPauliewalnuts at March 16, 2026 10:46 PM (Oiv2s)
Easy to get lost there, thats for sure. Its a large area, 1.1 million acres, like 22% of the state's surface. Some of it literally looks like the moon surrounded by forest.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 10:51 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 10:47 PM (S/Y4j)
It would be easy to vote guilty, and for the maximum penalties.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Build the gibbets.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 10:52 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2026 10:52 PM (GbLWf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 10:53 PM (RIvkX)
120 It sounds like a freight train is going through my yard
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 10:42 PM (Ia/+0)
I heard that once living in the edge of Fort Worth. It wasn’t a tornado, rather straight line winds in excess of 100 mph. (One local compared it to a tornado laying on its side). If someone had been standing next to me I could have shouted as loudly as possible and they wouldn’t have heard me. The entire building, a multi unit condo, was violently vibrating.
I should have been scared, but I was too awestruck by the raw power I was seeing. Next day I was looking around and found the remains of a large billboard, mounted on 4 I-beams, which had been ripped out of the ground and tossed about 200 yards from where it started.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 10:53 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 10:53 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 16, 2026 10:54 PM (+2YFT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 10:51 PM (snZF9)
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Is that so?
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 16, 2026 10:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 10:54 PM (ZxPkt)
You know we've named it a Derecho in Texas.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 10:55 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Skip
That's what a tornado sounds like. Tomorrow check your neighborhood for uprooted trees.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 10:55 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 10:51 PM (snZF9)
I would like to see NJ . I know there are beautiful areas there. And the Northeast generally. I'd need an interpreter.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:56 PM (Oiv2s)
I fucking hate high winds. It really wears you down.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 16, 2026 10:57 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
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No love for My Big Ten Inch ?
Posted by: buddhaha at March 16, 2026 10:57 PM (8UIB5)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 16, 2026 10:57 PM (+2YFT)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 10:58 PM (M9gjJ)
Die Winter Already.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 10:58 PM (+QijZ)
Danke!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 10:59 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 11:00 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:00 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 11:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Die Winter Already.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair
I went out to get my mail a couple hours ago. Just when you feel like you are ready for spring, you get hit with frigid temperatures and more snow. That's Michigan.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 11:03 PM (0Htd1)
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I thought Theodore Spurgeon wrote some of the best Trek episodes. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2026 10:33 PM (wzUl9)
Useless trivia: Kilgore Trout, a sock which became rather infamous on the net, was a character created by Kurt Vonnegut to gently mock his friend Theodore Sturgeon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:03 PM (Li94Y)
Revenue sharing, though, has been the biggest sticking point for months. The players union's last known proposal called for about 26% of gross revenue, while the league has offered players more than 70% of net revenue.
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I can see the importance of gross vs net revenue. If WNBA players got 70% of net revenue, they'd owe the league about 30 million dollars.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 11:04 PM (azNOR)
Short recap: Three guys go to a WNBA party and discover the players don't make much money and they are often lesbians.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 16, 2026 11:05 PM (uG8FO)
These days? It probably could be instructional🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 16, 2026 11:05 PM (+2YFT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:06 PM (RIvkX)
Derecho ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 11:07 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 11:03 PM (0Htd1)
I put out the hummingbird feeders on Saturday but had to put them back up yesterday because we were predicted to get tornadoes, which we didn't fortunately but I'm really ready for warmer weather.
Georgia weather is unpredictable, feature not a bug. Heat in the am and a/c in the pm.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 11:08 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: Wang dang sweet poontang at March 16, 2026 11:08 PM (chERV)
Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 11:08 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
The song is fun, the surgery not so much
Posted by: or so Miklos suspects at March 16, 2026 11:09 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:56 PM (Oiv2s)
You might need one once you hit New England.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:09 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:10 PM (Oiv2s)
What FBI Found In Montana Defies All Explanation
https://youtu.be/fHzXhg_2bNs
31:40, but I listen at 1.25x. Kinda interesting, if true. But two problems common to the strange, dark, and mysterious videos. Okay, three problems. Somewhat misleading click-bait title (doesn't so much "defy explanation" as not have one). Abrupt, inconclusive ending. And an artificial narrator that. Does not aways. Follow sentence. Structure.
Gaaah. When I coulda been commingling with Morons.
Oh, wait, look! A Porky Pig cartoon…
Posted by: mindful webworker - abi di abi di abi di that's all, folks? at March 16, 2026 11:11 PM (EAEiW)
Oldie
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 11:11 PM (+QijZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:12 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: mindful webworker
There is a yootoob channel with nothing but Three Stooges
Posted by: understandably unproductive Miklos at March 16, 2026 11:12 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (+QijZ)
Did every one of these damn movies have the inevitable fly fast through a canyon thing? Sheesh.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: The Telephone Man at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (chERV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (0aYVJ)
Did every one of these damn movies have the inevitable fly fast through a canyon thing? Sheesh.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (2WIwB)
Hmm, not that many. Well, nothing like the pod racing anyway. That was epic.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:14 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: understandably unproductive Miklos at March 16, 2026 11:12 PM (Al4HM)
Marx Bros>>>Three Stooges
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:15 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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OTOH, Walter Trout is a helluva guitarist. Singing? Ehhh, it's the blues.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 16, 2026 11:15 PM (8UIB5)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:15 PM (Oiv2s)
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Girls will never understand or appreciate slapstick.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 16, 2026 11:17 PM (+89TD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
Think of it as a beautiful national park with a few scattered small sections of porta potties where the dems live.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:17 PM (snZF9)
Gaaah. When I coulda been commingling with Morons.
Oh, wait, look! A Porky Pig cartoon…
Posted by: mindful webworker - abi di abi di abi di that's all, folks? at March 16, 2026 11:11 PM (EAEiW)
Can you sum up what "the FBI found" in one or two sentences?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:18 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:18 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:16 PM (RIvkX)
That is the truth. I don't get the Stooges and never have.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at March 16, 2026 11:18 PM (+QijZ)
Doe auto insurance still cost an arm and a leg?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:19 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
It is smaller than Harney county, Oregon.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 11:19 PM (rbvCR)
Never allow Sharia law in America.
Sharia law is incompatible with American values
https://tinyurl.com/346ub24c
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 11:19 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:18 PM (Oiv2s)
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Ok, Imma let you have this one. But Harpo is hardly slapstick. Harrumph!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 11:19 PM (rbvCR)
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Yeah but how many slums?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:21 PM (RIvkX)
Did every one of these damn movies have the inevitable fly fast through a canyon thing? Sheesh.
Posted by: Diogenes
Hmm, not that many. Well, nothing like the pod racing anyway. That was epic.
Posted by: Berserker
They all had to have the "and this is the scene we'll make into a video game" part.
Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2026 11:22 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
*Honk Honk*
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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That brings back junior high memories; funny, and embarrassing.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 16, 2026 11:22 PM (8UIB5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 10:14 PM (8zz6B)
Bless your heart.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 10:15 PM (Oiv2s)
I don't know about Sinema, but I'm sure I could fix Tiffany Gomas! (Of "That MFer's not real" airplane incident fame.)
Posted by: SciVo at March 16, 2026 11:22 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:17 PM (snZF9)
That sounds like places out West I've liked! I did not know. I thought New Jersey was all crowded and all.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:23 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:15 PM (Oiv2s)
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Girls will never understand or appreciate slapstick.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Stooges are part of the Y chromosome
Posted by: Miklos thinks Joe was just an embarrassment at March 16, 2026 11:23 PM (Al4HM)
It's ingrained in guys.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:23 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:21 PM (RIvkX)
Well, Burns and Hines both have some run down blocks. And Silvies is not a place you want to be after dark. And the kids at the Crane boarding school are pretty scary at times
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 11:24 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: SciVo at March 16, 2026 11:22 PM (Sy6m/)
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Kudos for having better object permanence than she.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: the green dildo at March 16, 2026 11:24 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
AOP is pretty good with both trannies and rear suspensions
Posted by: the Wretched Panhard at March 16, 2026 11:25 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 11:25 PM (XV/Pl)
When I was a wee girl, my boy buddies and I would often do 3 stooges gags...the head banging thing hurt, but we laughed our asses off. I was not a typical girl....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 16, 2026 11:25 PM (+2YFT)
We'll see what happens. But a national blackout is a nice touch. Report that regime cops are positioned around a Che statue to protect it from vandalism.
For some reason I'm confident there'll be no half-measures on this one, as we're in a position to impose our will. And de facto regime change will be the starting point.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
The Marx Brothers figured out how to get women on board - they hired on Margaret Dumont.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:15 PM (Oiv2s)
The scene where Groucho meets his mirror image is one of the greatest pieces of physical comedy ever filmed!
https://youtu.be/O_fmUYyWSyE
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:27 PM (oob1u)
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The wife is seeking 'over $25,000' in damages from the former senator. Three kids in 14 years, and the old man is traveling & screwing around??! WAR.
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 16, 2026 11:27 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (gKWVE)
She was snooty and imperious. They were hilarious.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:28 PM (Oiv2s)
https://youtu.be/O_fmUYyWSyE
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (Li94Y)
That was great but my vote is for the boxing scene in Sailor Beware with Jerry Lewis.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:29 PM (oob1u)
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Looks like the middle of nowhere.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:30 PM (RIvkX)
My bet is that it will be more like the end of East Germany.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 11:30 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (RIvkX)
IIRC, Moe and Larry built two houses, for real, on adjacent lots in Brooklyn, and sold one, paying for both on the profits of the sale. And they did most of the labor their ownselves.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:31 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:31 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: the green dildo at March 16, 2026 11:24 PM (gKWVE)
I thought this year was the yellow dildo x or is it the Molotov dildo?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2026 11:32 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:30 PM (RIvkX)
That is the most wonderful part about it.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 11:33 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: rhomboid
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They've burned everything communist in two cities.
The people are ready.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 11:34 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:35 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:35 PM (oob1u)
Mighty white of a guy that a year ago claimed there were no Epstein clients outside of rightwing imaginations...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:36 PM (sKqQm)
https://youtu.be/O_fmUYyWSyE
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (Li94Y)
That was great but my vote is for the boxing scene in Sailor Beware with Jerry Lewis.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:29 PM (oob1u)
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My favorite was the Fraser episode Three Valentines, where Niles has almost no dialog as he prepares for a date. Absolute perfect comedy.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 11:36 PM (2WIwB)
It’s natural for people to not grasp how bad the situation truly is - communism has truly and completely destroyed Cuba. The only chance they have of avoiding millions of deaths due to starvation is to beg the US to come in and save them.
And I am not exaggerating. All food storage is now ended; all food production now stops; all food distribution is now a thing of the past.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:37 PM (Li94Y)
What I don't get is watching the Oscars and those pretentious snobs just to see who is wearing what.
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 11:37 PM (pvf3X)
Mighty white of a guy that a year ago claimed there were no Epstein clients outside of rightwing imaginations...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:36 PM (sKqQm)
Probably some Liberal faggot. They are all deranged, you know, and probably kiddie diddlers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:37 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:23 PM (Oiv2s)
Nooo, only where the commies live is dense. A lot of the state is pretty spread out.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:39 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:37 PM (Li94Y)
Well, the rural folk will have some garden veggies and chickens, but there is a great risk of them being pirated by reivers from the cities.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:40 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:39 PM (snZF9)
Where is Franklin Furnace? It is famous among rock collectors for spectacular fluorescent minerals.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:41 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:35 PM (oob1u)
Pretty damn good, all things considered.
The change made vs the cost incurred made it one of the most successful US operations ever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:41 PM (Li94Y)
It’s natural for people to not grasp how bad the situation truly is - communism has truly and completely destroyed Cuba. The only chance they have of avoiding millions of deaths due to starvation is to beg the US to come in and save them.
And I am not exaggerating. All food storage is now ended; all food production now stops; all food distribution is now a thing of the past.
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That's a world-changing development.
Posted by: Crusader at March 16, 2026 11:42 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 11:42 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 11:37 PM (pvf3X)
There is no good reason to do that, unless you care about fashion. So basically, there is no reason to care.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:42 PM (Oiv2s)
https://youtu.be/O_fmUYyWSyE
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:26 PM (Li94Y)
I took a guy I was dating in college, a serious law student, to "Duck Soup" and he laughed so hard he fell out of his chair into the isle.
Posted by: sal at March 16, 2026 11:42 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:19 PM (oob1u)
Well, I got 4 cars, 2 with full coverage, a million in liability, and I didn't forfeit my right to sue. I think a wee bit over 4K.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:42 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Umm… Maybe more than two sentences. Four geologist or similar scientists all disappear near Montana peak. Their bodies found all strangely superheated. Guy who hired them to secretly explore mining problems in the area ultimately convicted. Area closed off as environmental hazard or something due to strange subterranean heat source not defined. Also odd rocks with mysterious carvings on them. (It's aliens‽‽
Posted by: mindful webworker - cue spooky music at March 16, 2026 11:43 PM (EAEiW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:41 PM (8zz6B)
Extreme north, sussex county. That county is right on the NY state border.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:45 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: The House That Moe Built at March 16, 2026 11:45 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:39 PM (snZF9)
My imaginary uncle Vito is glad to hear it. There are kneecaps he wants to break....
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:45 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 11:31 PM (RIvkX
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Did I ever mention that I once shot an elephant in my pajamas?
Posted by: Capt. Spalding at March 16, 2026 11:45 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: mindful webworker - cue spooky music at March 16, 2026 11:43 PM (EAEiW)
Montana does have a number of hot springs. I suppose if one carelessly drilled into a superheated aquifer, you could get get killed by a steam eruption.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:46 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Gun boats loaded with Marines and MREs.
Everybody eats tonight.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 11:47 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:47 PM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 16, 2026 11:35 PM (oob1u)
Surprisingly well after 30 years of a police state dictatorship.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 11:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 11:37 PM (Li94Y)
Spot on Tom.
Without help Cuba will make every apocalypse story look like a comic book.
I could see DeSantis and the Florida Cuban community becoming the nucleus of a rescue effort.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 11:51 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:52 PM (8zz6B)
Mighty white of a guy that a year ago claimed there were no Epstein clients outside of rightwing imaginations...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 11:36 PM (sKqQm)
There is no way on this planet that trump would be slumming with underage chicks. Dudes like that go for high end chicks. Anybody can do an epstein, but to score epic high class poon is the fucking pinnacle of success. THIS is where trump lives. Its a competition with him. The best, the big beautiful whatever thats never been seen before, etc etc. The dude lives like a god. He goes for helen of troy, not the fucking chamber maid, because he...don't..have to. There is no victory in it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:52 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2026 11:53 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:39 PM (snZF9)
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Collectivists.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 11:54 PM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 11:55 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2026 11:53 PM (wvc0i)
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Fidel and his family of disgusting parasites sucked the wealth out of Cuba for their own personal enrichment. (Communism, amirite?) May they all rot in hell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 11:55 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 11:52 PM (snZF9)
Now you tell me...
Posted by: Ah-nold at March 16, 2026 11:56 PM (uG8FO)
We're no fun now, lacking creativity. We've been reduced to a lot of yelling back & forth, 'F you!' and/or, 'So call the cops!'
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 16, 2026 11:57 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 11:55 PM (JkO4W)
Rumor has there is a Studebaker Golden hawk in Fidel's private garage. There was one known sold in cuba, and it disappeared at the time of the Commie takeover.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 11:57 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:57 PM (Oiv2s)
Posted by: Slowly I turned at March 16, 2026 11:58 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:57 PM (Oiv2s)
Because it is what they would do if they had great wealth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 12:00 AM (8zz6B)
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That is a snippet. This clip 0:49 seconds clarifies
https://tinyurl.com/2k45p6bu
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:01 AM (3ChHB)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:57 PM (Oiv2s)
Because it is what they would do if they had great wealth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 12:00 AM (8zz6B)
Comes from their low self esteem. Even with wealth, the Helens of Troy would have nothing to do with them.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 12:02 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:04 AM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Wally at March 17, 2026 12:05 AM (zG4BR)
Can't imagine life there now. Hope the good folks there rebuild soon.
Posted by: mindful webworker - rum and coca cola at March 17, 2026 12:07 AM (EAEiW)
Something like 65% of Iran were under the iron fist of terrorist Islam. Venezuela was run by the drug cartels. Mexico is run by the cartels ... Russia may have more "freedom" but their men are being sent to die in war. China is tyrannical and abusive. Tyranny seems to be the norm in the world.
But "The West" in Europe still believes in freedom, or are they fully submissive to Islam, so their oligarchs can enrich themselves with cheap labor (not counting the cost of murder of social norms).
Exception is USA ... Right? Well, except for the DeepState, and Islam invasion, DEI absurdities, and infinite debt.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2026 12:09 AM (vbXSk)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:57 PM (Oiv2s)
Because it is what they would do if they had great wealth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 12:00 AM (8zz6B)
Exactly.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 12:10 AM (snZF9)
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That is a snippet. This clip 0:49 seconds clarifies
https://tinyurl.com/2k45p6bu
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:01 AM (3ChHB)
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I trust him to do it right. We cannot afford to have a place even more screwed up than Haiti that close to our shores.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 12:12 AM (2WIwB)
I am usually not up this late, but the power went out and the front door slammed the outside front posts. It's really windy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 12:12 AM (ceSg9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Up this late??? It's only 9:16.😁
Posted by: buddhaha at March 17, 2026 12:16 AM (8UIB5)
I wonder if The Incredibles who moved to Iowa and then fled for the sake of their trans kid are going to wind up in Albania or Ireland at some point. For fun, I've been watching TikToks of Americans who fled the fascist regime in America, and you've never seen such a bunch of dodos much less fucked-up ideologues.
Take this quiz to see if you're a world traveler!!!
Would you --
1 - Plan to take the train from the airport to your destination in another city, with 10 large suitcases? (wrong answer buzzer, they had to rent a van)
2 - Put gasoline into a rented diesel vehicle? (sputter, choke, 600 euros)
3 - Use someone else's bin to dump your trash? (local anger)
One family did all these things within, like a month of their arrival.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 12:17 AM (Korc9)
I got Geeezer Golf in the morning... If it's not raining.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 12:17 AM (2WIwB)
Tomorrow is the 30th anniversary of the day I first put up a mindfulwebworks web page. Today, there's some 3000 original webworks (of various media in widely varying quality), not counting about 2000 pages of other folks' links and videos and such. Not as prolific nowadays as I was in my youthier days, but still something new now and then. My favorite review:
"Please don't take it personally, but your site kinda sucks."
—logprof on Ace of Spades, October 17, 2012
Posted by: mindful webworker - rum and coca cola at March 17, 2026 12:17 AM (EAEiW)
Actually definitely Marco, maybe Donald.
Posted by: Slowly I turned at March 17, 2026 12:18 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: 13times at March 17, 2026 12:19 AM (TKvi5)
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Looks like Havana has some lights.
https://tinyurl.com/bdbucps3
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:19 AM (3ChHB)
🙂Well, even if it were 9:15 I might be asleep anyway, as I am up at 4:30 a.m
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 12:19 AM (IYIYn)
Posted by: pookysgirl wants to know how mean she can be at March 17, 2026 12:19 AM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2026 12:12 AM (2WIwB)
I think the do-gooders and wannabe saviors over the years have actually made Haiti a far worse place than it would have been otherwise. They have trained the populace to expect solutions to their problems to come from outside, and they’ve given up any thought of fixing things themselves.
Yes, without outside aid there would have been one or more instances of mass death; but then the survivors would have had to pull their heads out of their asses and think seriously about how to Not Do That Again. And they would have solved their own problems.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 12:19 AM (Li94Y)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
My information is that such are not welcome in Hungary.
Posted by: Miklos would bet his last forint at March 17, 2026 12:21 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 11:57 PM (Oiv2s)
I don't light off howitzers in a glass house. Trumps womanizing don't even phase me. If he would have seen me when I was younger he would say duuude, you're frigging nuts. I didn't even care that clinton was ruining cigars in the oval office with the easter pig. For one thing I felt sorry for him being stuck with gorgon hillary, and 2 if it was younger asshole metalhead berserker I would have bent her right over the resolute desk, because you just gotta. I would giggle knowing the founders were looking down thinking why the hell didn't I think of that. Trump's womanizing don't bother me in the least. I wasn't voting for a monk.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 12:22 AM (snZF9)
Good to see you learned something in that seven years at Oberlin
Posted by: Miklos can now rest easy at March 17, 2026 12:23 AM (Al4HM)
I am usually not up this late, but the power went out and the front door slammed the outside front posts. It's really windy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 12:12 AM (ceSg9)
God Bless you. I pray for those who still can deal with other people's problems. Not my circus, not my monkeys is my go to. It's not biblical or Christ-like. But the only way I can manage. I can only take so much.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 17, 2026 12:24 AM (Oiv2s)
Helen of Troy, Mother Nature Supreme.
Posted by: 13times at March 17, 2026 12:24 AM (TKvi5)
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WTAF???
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2026 12:25 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
You understand well, Grasshopper
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at March 17, 2026 12:25 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 12:22 AM (snZF9)
Grover Cleveland probably thought of that.
Maybe James Buchanan would disapprove.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 17, 2026 12:28 AM (gKWVE)
Thank you. People can only do what they can do and it's ok. We all need a break from news and other assorted craziness at times. I think it was easier for people before we could click onto news 24/7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 12:28 AM (IYIYn)
It’s past time we disband nato.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 12:29 AM (hNsiU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2026 12:25 AM (JkO4W)
He was very well known and published a number of scholarly books. A polyglot claiming to speak 72 languages. He's mostly forgotten now.
You can find his books at Project Gutenberg and archive.org.
Posted by: 13times at March 17, 2026 12:30 AM (TKvi5)
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I have no clue who it is the lunatic is taking about with all they they them theirs.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 12:33 AM (hNsiU)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:35 AM (3ChHB)
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WTAF???
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2026 12:25 AM (JkO4W)
More like what we see swinging on a pole in a smoky barroom. Oh but men will fight for her alright.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 12:35 AM (Li94Y)
Grok - Jeremiah Curtin, the 19th-century folklorist and mythologist (known for works like Myths and Folk-Lore of Ireland and Creation Myths of Primitive America), does not provide a direct retelling or unique variant of Helen of Troy's classical Greek origin story (the birth from Leda's egg after Zeus's swan seduction). Instead, in his 1898 book Creation Myths of Primitive America, Curtin discusses a Native American myth from the Wintu people titled "Norwan." He explicitly compares it to the Helen of Troy tale, noting that it "recalls the Helen of Troy tale" (or "recalls forcibly the Helen of Troy tale, both in its general plan and in many particulars").In this context, Curtin uses the Helen story as a parallel or analogue rather than recounting her own origin directly. The Norwan myth involves a beautiful woman (Norwan) whose desirability sparks a massive war among the "first people," similar to how Helen's abduction/elopement with Paris triggers the Trojan War.
Posted by: 13times at March 17, 2026 12:36 AM (TKvi5)
Grover Cleveland probably thought of that.
Maybe James Buchanan would disapprove.
Posted by: gKWVE
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Don't forget Ben Franklin.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:36 AM (3ChHB)
Posted by: Braenyard
Dad wrote me a letter about that stuff
And let me drink beer when I was like 14
He totally rocks
Posted by: Ben Jr. at March 17, 2026 12:38 AM (Al4HM)
The population of Cuba is about 10 million. How do you feed 10 million people, for months? How do distribute food when all transportation is at a standstill?
Our news media appear to be indifferent.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 12:40 AM (VWtfl)
It’s past time we disband nato.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 12:29 AM (hNsiU)
Totally useless ball bags they are.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2026 12:42 AM (snZF9)
🐑
The Beast with Four Heads
A "motion comic" from Mindful Webworkshop #12, Oct 28, 2016
Link in nic. Should play from 10:45 to 14:12 in the vid.
Time to clock out. 💤
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - A shaggy Gothic horror story at March 17, 2026 12:45 AM (EAEiW)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:46 AM (3ChHB)
Another issue with Cuba -- how do you stop remnants of the communist government from seizing any food delivered and using it as leverage over the population, to hold on to power?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 12:47 AM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 12:48 AM (sAmhv)
Cuba has run out of other people's money.
Posted by: Archer
Who was financing them after the USSR fell?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2026 12:49 AM (Cqx++)
These are revolutionary times. This video and the other one are excellent, well done resistance videos.
https://tinyurl.com/4a3paezb
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 12:49 AM (3ChHB)
Of course the first thing to do - after ensuring maximalist demands on regime change are met - is to go fix and fuel and the power system ourselves. Given that cracks/uppityness are appearing with just severe power problems, seems a decent bet that a dark grid and the widespread economic and social consequences would be enough to crumble the current order.
And I imagine we'd make it clear that any violence to try and cling to power will be met with decisive force by us. Our cred at removing/vaporizing adversary leadership is at a particular high at the moment.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2026 12:49 AM (U/Byj)
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Send them a current photo of Nicolas Maduro.
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2026 12:50 AM (vSvIl)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 17, 2026 12:52 AM (Oiv2s)
Yes, without outside aid there would have been one or more instances of mass death; but then the survivors would have had to pull their heads out of their asses and think seriously about how to Not Do That Again. And they would have solved their own problems.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Is that Barbecue cat still around running things in Haiti?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 17, 2026 12:53 AM (xG4kz)
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