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2) Be kind, be nice. Be exceptional. Don't be Pretti Good. 3) Running with sharp objects is not regulated by the FDA. Good luck there Buckwheat. 4) Have a great weekend!
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ESPONJA!!1!!1!! Posted by: AltonJackson at March 14, 2026 08:00 AM (tljrc) 2
mornin yall
Posted by: fd at March 14, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F) 3
3) Running with sharp objects is not regulated by the FDA. Good luck there Buckwheat.
--- Is it regulated by OSHA? That might make more sense. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 14, 2026 08:01 AM (ESVrU) 4
OSHA is not recognized here at Hamster Central
Posted by: Mis Hum Phone at March 14, 2026 08:03 AM (2y5+c) 5
I'm going to repost this from the Tech Thread because it's cool and others may know someone in need of this treatment:
My Dad's procedure at Emory yesterday was a success. They used focused ultrasound on his brain to stop the Parkinson's tremors in his left hand. The tremors were so bad he could hardly hold anything and now they are gone. They do it while the patient is in an MRI machine, and it takes a couple of hours. Right now they are only doing 6 procedures a month, but as the process is perfected that will increase, as will the number of hospitals that offer it. It took a year of tests and prep to get to this point but it's worth it. It does not cure Parkinson's, but will make his remaining time hopefully more pleasant. Posted by: fd at March 14, 2026 08:03 AM (vFG9F) 6
Five? I used to start pinging after more than two shots of genuine Espresso. Good stuff. I hate to admit this, but I think “too much caffeine” is actually possible.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 08:03 AM (Iu0zc) 7
En mi casa toman Bustelo!
Posted by: Caffiend at March 14, 2026 08:04 AM (oftw2) Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 14, 2026 08:05 AM (j+aD2) 9
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2026 08:06 AM (Ia/+0) 10
Greetings and good morning, one and all.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 14, 2026 08:07 AM (7xrfc) 11
this morning awoke to news that CynicalPublius (fantastic follow btw) on X was doxxed by a teacher at the War College (Brad DuPlessis)
It's terrible and dishonorable, I'd wish that DuPlessis was canned, but maybe that's mean or something. what a weasel tho not great that leftist weasels teach at the War College Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 14, 2026 08:07 AM (j+aD2) 12
and Good Morning! only here briefly this morning it's my last day with kids home for break
was informed no one will be coming home for summer : - ( I expected it now that they have apartments but I'm a little bit sad Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 14, 2026 08:08 AM (j+aD2) 13
Karq Island? who's ya daddy now?
Posted by: Orange Man Fan Club at March 14, 2026 08:08 AM (ehY6c) 14
En mi casa toman Bustelo!"
So, over helping Mom sort out some of the Old Man's stuff, and Mrs shows up w/Cafe Bustelo for Keurig (normally... bleh). Much to my surprise - a good cuppa! Two thumbs up for Cafe Bustelo that way... Posted by: man at March 14, 2026 08:11 AM (XuXeR) 15
Good morning Horde thx MIsHum. Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need.
Prayers for law enforcement officers. I've been telling the story of a NYS trooper who has been on trial twice for murder and manslaughter. A traffic stop went wrong , the driver who had prior warrants and his family in the car took off. The trooper did a pit maneuver and a small child was thrown from the car and killed. The trooper was charger by the NYS AG and found not guilty of murder , but the jury couldn't reach a verdict on manslaughter. A new trial was ordered and yesterday the trooper was found guilty of manslaughter. Father never charged Ain't going to make cops job any easier. The coo wasn't perfect but they rarely are Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 14, 2026 08:12 AM (YsPj+) 16
Good morning again dear horde and thank you annie and mh and you morons for praying
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 08:14 AM (RIvkX) 17
That’s the whole point. Make recruitment and retention impossible. Criminals, for their part too, are allowed to prey on the public.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 08:15 AM (Iu0zc) Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 08:18 AM (RIvkX) 19
Mr nec and I have seen 29 a couple of times and still opted to take on an 11 week old beagle pup. After the last 3 nights I don't believe there's enough coffee available on this planet to keep me awake. And yes, she's happily sleeping in my lap after waking up at 3:40, eating, going out to do her thing twice and playing. Of course I am wide awake. Going to be a long day.
Prayers up for all on the list. Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 14, 2026 08:18 AM (2NHgQ) Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 08:18 AM (DoBxX) Posted by: man at March 14, 2026 08:19 AM (XuXeR) 22
fd - good news about the Parkinson's treatment for your dad. My mom has been dealing with that condition for years, though her's has progressed way beyond tremors into Parkinson's Dementia. It's only a matter of time before she will need to go into memory care. I told my wife to drop me in the Alaskan wilderness and let the bears take me if I ever get like that.
Posted by: PabloD at March 14, 2026 08:21 AM (+HNa2) 23
Lavazza Perfetto
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at March 14, 2026 08:21 AM (wOO3z) 24
aw neverenough that's great
I think we're past dogs other than adult dogs at this point but bless you guys! Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 14, 2026 08:21 AM (j+aD2) 25
HAP PI DAY!
I like savory pies more than sweet ones. Actually I just like the crust Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 08:18 AM (DoBxX) ---- We have a place in town that gives out free slices of pie on this day. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 14, 2026 08:22 AM (ESVrU) 26
For those that saw us yesterday...got the good news my friend's husband is NOT currently deployed in the Middle East as a plane refueler, he's elsewhere. So he wasn't one of the men killed in the refueling plane crash.
RIP to those poor souls who perished. Posted by: LizLem at March 14, 2026 08:22 AM (CwRQg) Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 14, 2026 08:22 AM (j+aD2) 28
It’ll be interesting to see what the marines are being sent to seize; Kharg Island is a worthy target. I also have noted that there are four other small islands in the straits that are not of that much importance themselves, but which are very strategically located and useful for any force that wants to exert control over traffic through it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2026 08:25 AM (RBewl) 29
oh, what happy news, fd!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 14, 2026 08:25 AM (MIIRH) 30
fd, thank you for the bit about the Parkinson's treatment. My dad is dealing with this right now and I'll pass on the information to my mom.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 14, 2026 08:25 AM (7xrfc) 31
I know of a pizza joint that's offering a second pie today for three dollars and fourteen cents.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 14, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1) 32
Morning peeps.
Got side tracked with the lap cat. It's part of his morning routine. And, I guess, mine. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2026 08:26 AM (jtM2q) 33
Had my annual physical yesterday and the very cute and obviously smitten PA told me, while she was checking me out from the corner of her eye, that I could officially stop taking one of my blood pressure meds I've been on for 20 years.
I've lost 60lbs while gaining muscle mass... I look better at 45 than I did at 27. Enjoying my first cup of Arbuckle's Blonde roast from my Delonghi grind-and-brew maker. Delicious and just the thing to take the edge off of the realization that mother nature was a cunning scrunt last night and dropped 2" of fresh snow on us. I'm so over winter. Posted by: Defenestratus at March 14, 2026 08:26 AM (WYStd) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 14, 2026 08:27 AM (MIIRH) 35
>>>Walk on water? Ha. Current lake ice conditions in the Frozen Tundra? 12"-21"
On a somewhat related note, Spring Break is in full swing here. However, Monday's forecast overnight low is 32 degrees with daytime highs most of the coming week not expected to be beach weather. Travel all this way and spend all that money just to leave your packed beach attire in the suitcase and hang out in a hotel room or rented condo for a week. Bah. Posted by: one hour sober at March 14, 2026 08:30 AM (Y1sOo) 36
You bastard! You made me cry this morning.
Posted by: Caligula at March 14, 2026 08:31 AM (gKDq2) 37
Off sock.
Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2026 08:32 AM (gKDq2) 38
Current coffe brand - Trader Joe's Shade Grown Ground Espresso blend
I use a coffee maker; no espresso maker for me Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 08:34 AM (eZ5tL) 39
We will make the trek to Mexico Beach this year, later after the Summer vacationers leave and it's not quite so hot.
Posted by: fd at March 14, 2026 08:34 AM (vFG9F) 40
Oops, forgot the quote "On a somewhat related note, Spring Break is in full swing here. However, Monday's forecast overnight low is 32 degrees with daytime highs most of the coming week not expected to be beach weather." Posted by: fd at March 14, 2026 08:35 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 08:37 AM (ndZc7) 42
Trump Hands Out Dress Shoes to Cabinet to Ditch Sneakers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 08:37 AM (ndZc7) ==== When I started working on Wall Street I dressed like Adam Sandler in the wedding singer. My boss was NFW and took me out and bought me what I was supposed to wear. I had no idea. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX) 43
Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell. Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy. Amen. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 14, 2026 08:41 AM (ZOv7s) 44
Glory to the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now, and will be forever. Amen.
Hail Mary, full of grace, blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen St. Mathilda, pray for us. **** I have prayed Rosaries for the intentions, both stated and unstated, for the Horde. I ask for prayers for Mrs. Cop's cousin, "A.B." He has been diagnosed with cirrhosis of the liver. He is a retired police officer that had been hit by a car years ago. He attempted to deal with the pain by self-medicating with too much Tylenol - which ended up poisoning his liver. His only alternative is a liver transplant, but he is uncertain if he wants to have the surgery. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 14, 2026 08:41 AM (ksbjf) 45
My Dad's procedure at Emory yesterday was a success. They used focused ultrasound on his brain to stop the Parkinson's tremors in his left hand. The tremors were so bad he could hardly hold anything and now they are gone.
Posted by: fd at March 14, 2026 08:03 AM (vFG9F) Wow, this is amazing! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 14, 2026 08:42 AM (h7ZuX) 46
Prayers for all the horde in need.
God have mercy on us and grant us peace. Since it is mid Lent, what ate y'alls daily /weekly/ once a while prayers like? If you want to share. Or other types of spiritual practice. Not for comparison or bragging or debate but just for - ya know - encouragement. Gainzz? What's your favorites Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 08:44 AM (znREB) 47
Trump Hands Out Dress Shoes to Cabinet to Ditch Sneakers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks They were laughing about it on tv because (they claim) Trump guesses at the shoe sizes and Marco's is too big but they all wear them anyway. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 08:47 AM (znREB) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ) 49
Fd that's so wonderful
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 08:47 AM (znREB) 50
Posted by: fd at March 14, 2026 08:34 AM (vFG9F)
Ah, the Forgotten Coast. Beautiful area that was leveled by Hurricane Michael. I presume most of it has been rebuilt by now with the usual visual scars that remain, sometimes for many, many years, following such devastation. Posted by: one hour sober at March 14, 2026 08:48 AM (Y1sOo) 51
Dirka dirka Mohammad Jihad!
Armed Man in Tactical Gear Arrested at Texas Elementary, Identified as Muhi Mohanad Najm Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 08:49 AM (ndZc7) 52
The prayer list is humbling.
Prayers ascending for those who need it, both asked and unasked. I know the prayer list has helped me and mine in the past. May this mighty community continue to be a force for good going forward. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2026 08:49 AM (u82oZ) 53
Since it is mid Lent, what ate y'alls daily /weekly/ once a while prayers like? If you want to share.
Or other types of spiritual practice. Not for comparison or bragging or debate but just for - ya know - encouragement. Gainzz? What's your favorites Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 08:44 AM (znREB) I pray the Rosary during my morning commute to work. Since I get in to work at 6AM, traffic is still pretty light. I can start the Rosary on my residential street, and finish when I reach my off-ramp -- some 20 minutes later. Almost as if it were Providential. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 14, 2026 08:49 AM (ksbjf) 54
Two things about my Dad's Parkinson's. Many years ago, over 50, a Flight Surgeon told my Dad he might develop Parkinson's disease. How he knew, I don't know.
The other is, his symptoms did not develop until after Covid. He and my mom got all the shots. Related? I don't know. Posted by: fd at March 14, 2026 08:49 AM (vFG9F) 55
I'm enjoying all the lefties trying to say women will have to take extra steps to vote under the SAVE Act.
That they shouldn't have to do more than men. Oh? Like, say, register for the draft to be called up --involuntarily-- at any time to die in war? Oh no!! You poor dears might, maybe, possibly have to ... go to a government office (or online) to get a copy of a document!!! That's just like being sent to war!!! That's what I have to pay to be a citizen. GTFO with your sob stories; $10 for a copy of a paper. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 14, 2026 08:50 AM (HXT0k) 56
Morning again, fellow caffeinators,
Good to hear about all the prayer requests being answered. I'm fed, cleaned, shaved, and checking my email and the blog before I head out for my haircut &c. This may be hard to believe, but I feel I've had enough coffee for this morning already! Yes! I doubt I'll have time or the inclination to stop off somewhere for a coffee while I'm out, esp. at today's prices. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 14, 2026 08:52 AM (wzUl9) 57
What's your favorites
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 08:44 AM (znREB) --- A few years ago I began looking at my Lenten practices and decided that "giving things up" wasn't that effective and that I should try to "do more." So i would go to an a daily Mass each week, or say an additional Rosary, but my schedule is making that difficult. My wife and I saw that they are doing a Vespers service on Thursday evenings (Liturgy of the Hours) and we were going to include that, but missed the first two weeks due to health/family issues. We did got this week and it was pretty cool. It's just a bunch of singing verses, with some Latin prayers added in. It feels ancient, because it is, and I think that's one of the big things bringing people into the Church. Everything modern now feels fake, and people want genuine authenticity. In terms of food, a couple of years ago I began observing the Friday abstinence from meat year-round (except on feast days) and in accordance with the USCCB's guidelines, I would fast during the day to have meat with dinner. (con't) Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 14, 2026 08:52 AM (ZOv7s) 58
Dressed in tactical gear with a firearm and his real name is Kyle Chris, which is Chris Kyle backwards.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 14, 2026 08:52 AM (Y1sOo) 59
UN Accuses Trump of Human Rights Violations Over Immigration Policies
- Most we'll funded useless organization in history. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 08:52 AM (ndZc7) 60
We're supposed to hit the 70s today and 82 tomorrow. Then temps should crash overnight, giving us 40s on Monday morning. I'll work out tomorrow and take it easy on Mon., esp. considering the north wind, which makes it tough to trot or even walk. Maybe Tuesday I can go again, and wash and spray wax the car as well.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 14, 2026 08:54 AM (wzUl9) 61
> Trump Hands Out Dress Shoes to Cabinet to Ditch Sneakers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks ----------- For nearly 15 years I worked for the Fed in California. Two different places, and departments. The dress code was... pretty much anything. Jeans, t-shirts, sneakers. Sometimes shorts. Maybe sandals or flops. Transferred back east, to Kentucky. Yea... no. Shirt, tie, slacks, dress shoes. Except for "casual Fridays." Then you had one of the Army's civilian approved outfits. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2026 08:54 AM (jtM2q) 62
Tom Servo
Most likely the Marines are to widen the tactical options, and complicate the Iranian defense decisions. The added F-35s can help. The helos can be used for anti-drone defense in the Strait. Plus, our SAR recovery ability will go up. Do not expect any helo / Osprey using raids. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2026 08:54 AM (u82oZ) 63
"Ah, the Forgotten Coast. "
My extended family has been going down there since the early 60s. When I was a youngun they would rent a house on the beach for all of us with 8-10 adults and a dozen cousins. Back in those days there was not much there so we would go up to Panama City to hit the stores, arcades, and minigolfs. Posted by: fd at March 14, 2026 08:54 AM (vFG9F) 64
It seems kind of silly to be fasting all year and then to go meatless and eat like normal during Lent, so I am fasting and abstaining on Fridays. Kind of tough sledding, but I'm also used to it. The hardest part is the lack of that protein surge I would get from chowing down on pepperoni pizza.
Another factor is that I have Type II diabetes, so my diet is already limited. Happily, a strict diet and increased exercise and weight loss have brought my glucose down to pre-diabetic levels without medication and I'm on the brink of being in normal range. I'll always have to watch what I eat, but being "condemned" to live a healthy and fit lifestyle is something I find easy to accept. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 14, 2026 08:56 AM (ZOv7s) 65
UN Accuses Trump of Human Rights Violations Over Immigration Policies
- Most we'll funded useless organization in history. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 08:52 AM (ndZc7) --- If anyone is an expert at violating human rights, it's the member nations of the Human Rights Council. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 14, 2026 08:57 AM (ESVrU) 66
What's your favorites
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 08:44 AM (znREB) --- A few years ago I began looking at my Lenten practices and decided that "giving things up" wasn't that effective and that I should try to "do more." ... Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 14, 2026 08:52 AM (ZOv7s) One of the "do more" things, I've decided upon for this Lent is to put more money in the Poor Box at my parish. I told Mrs. Cop how much I put in for March ($100) and she replies, "That's a lot." I told her that's kind of the point, besides we're financially secure at this time and can afford it. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 14, 2026 08:58 AM (ksbjf) 67
Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Thank you for the good news. We need you around to give us your wisdom. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2026 08:58 AM (u82oZ) 68
I hope everyone is well. Thank you for the prayer list Annie's Stew and Mis Hum.
My brain is coming down after being hyper vigilant being sole caregiver for 14 years. I've only seen my family doctor once in 10 years but we had a phone call. I'm not a pill person but he prescribed pills for anxiety and depression and gave me 4 pills for panic attacks. I found GABA online and bought that from Amazon for anxiety since the pills will take a month to work. Day 5. I had my first visit from Jillian from the mental health agency. She's coming back next week. We're going to get me through this. I showed her my plans. She was impressed. My brain is processing everything at once and I'm overwhelmed. This will pass. After she left, I did take down all the outside Christmas lights. I'm in Canada and it's been cold. Really. I did sleep 8 hours without zzzQuil yesterday. Sleeping 8 hours was amazing. I did have my first ever panic attack Monday. The pill worked. Interesting experience. Not recommended. Once I'm through this, hopefully I can be there in some way for other Horde caregivers. That would make me happy. Posted by: Stateless at March 14, 2026 08:59 AM (Sco7b) 69
Have a great day, everyone.
May you get a Spring in your step. Head on a swivel, and have a plan. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2026 08:59 AM (u82oZ) 70
Our soldiers, sailors, and airmen are putting their lives on the line getting an incredibly difficult and dangerous job done, but the Grand Old Pussies in the Senate can't even make an honest effort to pass Voter ID which an overwhelming majority of all Americans say we should have and which is really, really important to the credibility of our elections and the future of our country.
Posted by: Thuney Rose at March 14, 2026 09:00 AM (qUkBO) 71
I pray the Rosary during my morning commute to work. Since I get in to work at 6AM, traffic is still pretty light. I can start the Rosary on my residential street, and finish when I reach my off-ramp -- some 20 minutes later. Almost as if it were Providential.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 14, 2026 08:49 AM (ksbjf) --- Years ago, when I was ferrying the kids to school, I started saying morning prayers in my commute. Nothing fancy, just an Our Father and then some Hail Marys. The amount varied by which school I was driving to. The middle school was three decades, the high school was two. Going straight from home is just one. On drill weekends, I might get four decades in before I hit I-69, which was when I wrapped it up with intentions and a closing Our Father. I keep adding bits to it, so now I sometimes don't finish until I'm walking in from the parking lot or may sit in the car for a minute to finish (depending on the weather). Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 14, 2026 09:00 AM (ZOv7s) 72
I know of a pizza joint that's offering a second pie today for three dollars and fourteen cents.
——- I can’t prove it, but that doesn’t even sound rational, Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 09:01 AM (qQhFt) 73
We need you around to give us your wisdom.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2026 08:58 AM (u82oZ) --- I'm sure my snark and sock puppets are an inspiration to all. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 14, 2026 09:01 AM (ZOv7s) 74
I'll be more engaged down the road.
I'm going to spend the weekend watching horror movies. Some Japanese. But I love the Terriifier movies. Goriest mainstream movies ever. Very brutal. But panic attack and anxiety!! Yes. But the movies put things into perspective. At least I'm not being sawed in half vertically. Later everyone. Stronger later. Have a happy weekend. Posted by: Stateless at March 14, 2026 09:03 AM (Sco7b) 75
Happy Pi Day!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2026 09:03 AM (wVcYX) 76
I have made it a point to start dropping prayers on the daily threads, especially when everyone is black-pilling.
I am also refraining from hurling pure insults at the trolls, and while my assumptions may be unflattering (that they are miserable people doing miserable work), I think it is accurate and (though I am surely biased) I think it is effective. They seem to go away after I post it. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 14, 2026 09:04 AM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 14, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1) 78
The Marines also have mine clearing gear with them. Equipment to tow behind helicopters and such. Plus whatever drone tech they've been given.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2026 09:07 AM (jtM2q) 79
It shouldn't be easier to vote than it is to buy a gun.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2026 09:07 AM (0sNs1) 80
Funeral today for a distant in-law; there's a Rosary involved but my wife and I will be out like Protestants at a Roman communion. Posted by: Auspex at March 14, 2026 09:07 AM (Y8DZL) 81
Our soldiers, sailors, and airmen are putting their lives on the line getting an incredibly difficult and dangerous job done, but the Grand Old Pussies in the Senate can't even make an honest effort to pass Voter ID which an overwhelming majority of all Americans say we should have and which is really, really important to the credibility of our elections and the future of our country.
Posted by: Thuney Rose at March 14, 2026 09:00 AM (qUkBO) ---- I have a theory that this is a setup. Trump and Thune are collaborating to drag this out. If the bills goes through, say this week, the issue is off the table. The law goes into effect, and then there are lawsuits and injunctions, etc. Judges asserting a constitutional right to stuff ballot boxes (it's a form of free expression!). But having this massively one-sided issue just sitting there, week after week, month after month. Forcing the Dems and Rinos to recite the same stupid talking points that women and black people are retarded, that's absolutely toxic. The 'town halls' and campaign events are going to start, along with outdoor fairs and stuff, and having this sitting there is a great way to create a ruckus. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 14, 2026 09:08 AM (ZOv7s) 82
A thousand moves and couldn't win a spider solitaire game
Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2026 09:08 AM (Ia/+0) 83
Any time is a good time for pie.
Posted by: Fabienne at March 14, 2026 09:08 AM (0sNs1) 84
GTFO with your sob stories; $10 for a copy of a paper.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 14, 2026 08:50 AM (HXT0k) And they already got that document when they got married, right? If they're too dumb to keep their docs in a safe place, they shouldn't be voting anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, things happen. House fires, tornadoes, hurricanes, disorganization, blahblahblah. Suck it up and get your new copy. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 14, 2026 09:08 AM (h7ZuX) 85
Muslim violence is always
Excused Contextualized Rationalized Justified Explained Minimized But attacking back is always Evil Islamophobic Genocidal Racist Unprovoked Venal Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 09:10 AM (RIvkX) 86
The UAE's strategic oil port facility on the Gulf of Oman took a hit.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 14, 2026 09:10 AM (Y1sOo) 87
Yeah, yeah, yeah, things happen. House fires, tornadoes, hurricanes, disorganization, blahblahblah. Suck it up and get your new copy.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 14, 2026 09:08 AM (h7ZuX) --- The business of passports and birth certificates is only there because states decided to issue IDs to illegal aliens. I wish this was stated louder and more clearly. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 14, 2026 09:11 AM (ZOv7s) 88
Opening soon! Trump Hotel and Casino Kharg Island! Come enjoy the pleasures of relaxation and comfort in the middle of the Persian Gulf! Food, Fun, Booze! So hop on your camel and go, go, go! Opening in the Fall of 2027!
Posted by: Trump Enterprises Inc. at March 14, 2026 09:11 AM (Ksqrb) 89
I hope everyone is well. Thank you for the prayer list Annie's Stew and Mis Hum.
My brain is coming down after being hyper vigilant being sole caregiver for 14 years. I've only seen my family doctor once in 10 years but we had a phone call. I'm not a pill person but he prescribed pills for anxiety and depression and gave me 4 pills for panic attacks.... Posted by: Stateless at March 14, 2026 08:59 AM (Sco7b) I seem to remember that your mother was a former Catholic nun (religious sister?). Have you tried praying the Rosary? I find it very calming. You don't have to start will all 5 decades -- just ease-in, as it were. Also, I know you're in Canada, so options might be limited, but is there an orthodox Catholic Church close-by? Mrs. Cop and I are both reverts back to the Catholic Church. Once you reject the "pure materialism" of the secular world, and embrace the spiritual warfare that we are called the wage, it is source of great solace. The craziness just rolls off my back, now. Jesus Christ didn't promise us a life without suffering. The Word of God became Man, precisely so that God could experience suffering. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 14, 2026 09:12 AM (ksbjf) 90
I think the global goons determined sovereign nations were “selfish” a hundred years ago (unelected bureaucrats ruling the world illegitimately, is not selfish, somehow) and must be destroyed.
It isn’t really more complicated than that. Self determination, and “democracy” while right there in the UN charter, is most definitely not wanted by the usual suspects. So it’s no surprise the UN would posit that there is a “right” to invade other countries, basically. That’s as transparent as the “No Nukes” crowd, who really weren’t against nuclear weapons per se, just against the US having them. The shithole countries don’t have an illegal alien invasion, amiright? Weird, huh? We can argue about why that is the case. Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 09:12 AM (qQhFt) 91
Tuesday is the last day in Texas for a candidate to withdraw from the runoff election. Since SAVE won't pass, looks like Paxton will remain on the ballot.
Fortunately, Cornyn assures me he votes with President Trump 99% of the time. /sarc Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2026 09:12 AM (0sNs1) 92
The post at the top describes much of my life before I retired. It's so nice to drink my coffee because it tastes good and not as a substitute for a bodily function like sleep.
Prayers and coffee humor: a good way to start a Saturday. Posted by: JTB at March 14, 2026 09:12 AM (yTvNw) 93
Stateless, glad you are on an upward trajectory b"h
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 09:13 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 14, 2026 09:13 AM (2Ez/1) 95
Your worst nightmare: Ecofeminism.
No kidding: 'Ecofeminist' course at UVA has students consulting goats and lichen about oppression Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 09:16 AM (ndZc7) 96
That’s the whole point. Make recruitment and retention impossible. Criminals, for their part too, are allowed to prey on the public.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 08:15 AM (Iu0zc) --- There was a time when politics was about legitimate policy disagreements. American society as a whole was Christian in outlook (if not actual individual belief). From that shared moral foundation, we could argue about tax rates, which laws reduced crime, how to help the poor most effectively, etc. But as that foundation crumbled, the discussion became impossible. It is no longer possible to win an argument by proving the policy will be a disaster because the people pushing it do not care. They want chaos. They are ruled by demons. There is no other logical, rational explanation. We can use psychological terms and call it "madness" or throw a clinical term in here or there to sound erudite, but the core issue is that they get off on being angry and seeing people suffer. The failure is the goal. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 14, 2026 09:16 AM (ZOv7s) 97
95 Your worst nightmare: Ecofeminism.
No kidding: 'Ecofeminist' course at UVA has students consulting goats and lichen about oppression Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 09:16 AM (ndZc7) You'd think that spores would be the ultimate expression of 'freedom'. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2026 09:16 AM (bss/y) 98
Okay, I'm calming down. I want to hang here a bit.
Skip, literally a 1000 moves? ChateauLloyd, that's a very cool way to get a nice domain. I was thrilled a few weeks ago when I managed to get larryswebsite. Literally. I love that and can't wait to put it to use. Posted by: Stateless at March 14, 2026 09:17 AM (Sco7b) 99
Happy Pi Day!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2026 *** I'd forgotten that! And at 4 pm, 1600 hours, it'll be 3.1416! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 14, 2026 09:17 AM (wzUl9) 100
The shithole countries don’t have an illegal alien invasion, amiright? Weird, huh? We can argue about why that is the case.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 09:12 AM (qQhFt) Great point. I always wonder why millions of dirty euros don't hop a flight to Rhodesia and overflow the country with white folks, demand free shit while establishing no go zones and farming happily ever after while demanding reparations. Posted by: Zombie Ian Smith at March 14, 2026 09:18 AM (Ksqrb) 101
“Guide me in your truth and teach me, for you are God my Savior, and my hope is in you all day long.”
Psalm 25:5 Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2026 09:18 AM (zw+xd) 102
Adam Carolla has termed it "gynofascism."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 09:18 AM (RIvkX) 103
Come see the oppression inherent in the system!
Posted by: Goats and lichens at March 14, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1) 104
Posted by: Stateless at March 14, 2026 08:59 AM (Sco7b)
I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to warn you about the after effects of being a sole caregiver. It is definitely a real thing for the brain to have issues after losing the person who was its object of focus for years. We've seen it happen to several Horde members. Glad you are taking steps. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 14, 2026 09:19 AM (lFFaq) 105
This is why the Dem (and GOPe) arguments are increasingly couched in the terms of moral absolutism, and backed up by outrageous lies. It doesn't matter of gun laws work, they are the Right Thing To Do. It's fine to repeat the easily disproven claim that only the United States has mass casualty events because the lie serves a purpose.
We have gone beyond "the ends justify the means" because no one cares what the ends actually are. No one can articulate them. Oh, the right can, but the left and their allies cannot. The means now justify the means. Cruelty is the goal. They don't want prosperity for all, they want misery for their enemies, even if it rebounds onto them. We can pray for those people, work for their repentance and salvation, but we cannot trust them. They will break every promise and violate every pledge. They are controlled by pure evil. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 14, 2026 09:21 AM (ZOv7s) 106
Yes over a thousand moves, nearly 2 hours.
Keep saying its evil to play Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2026 09:21 AM (Ia/+0) 107
And as icing on the cake, Stirling the big black cat seems to have lost interest in leaping across and kicking me at 3 to 3:30 am. When I woke from my dream (see my recounting of it on the Tech Thread), he was right there sleeping next to me. I got up to hit the head and grab some water, and he was right there to get his dose of cold running H2O, but then I went back to bed for an hour, and found him nestled against me again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 14, 2026 09:21 AM (wzUl9) 108
Great point. I always wonder why millions of dirty euros don't hop a flight to Rhodesia and overflow the country with white folks, demand free shit while establishing no go zones and farming happily ever after while demanding reparations.
Posted by: Zombie Ian Smith at March 14, 2026 *** They'd be ignored, or shot. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 14, 2026 09:22 AM (wzUl9) 109
Your worst nightmare: Ecofeminism.
No kidding: 'Ecofeminist' course at UVA has students consulting goats and lichen about oppression Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 09:16 AM (ndZc7) --- Literally pagan practices. Do they watch the flight of birds as well? Feed chickens and see how hungry they are? Divination is a sin. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 14, 2026 09:23 AM (ZOv7s) 110
There was a time when politics was about legitimate policy disagreements. American society as a whole was Christian in outlook (if not actual individual belief). From that shared moral foundation, we could argue about tax rates, which laws reduced crime, how to help the poor most effectively, etc.
But as that foundation crumbled, the discussion became impossible. It is no longer possible to win an argument by proving the policy will be a disaster because the people pushing it do not care. They want chaos. They are ruled by demons. There is no other logical, rational explanation. ... Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 14, 2026 09:16 AM (ZOv7s) What I find interesting is that the Trump II administration is embracing the spiritual. Did you know that the White House worked with Cardinal Burke to write a prayer to the Sacred Heart of Jesus and re-dedicate the United States to Our Lady of Guadeloupe, recently? Sec. Robert Kennedy is being mocked for discussing the spiritual value of family meals to fight demons. The usual suspects' ridicule tells me that the administration is over target. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 14, 2026 09:23 AM (ksbjf) 111
It is no longer possible to win an argument by proving the policy will be a disaster because the people pushing it do not care. They want chaos
——- Everything they do actually makes perfect sense viewed from this perspective. And yes, rational debate, trying to persuade using facts, logic, and reason is pointless. I only do it in case someone persuadable is listening, or a “for the record” kind of thing. Emptying the insane asylums was a deliberate strategy, in hindsight. Think that was bad? They want to empty the prisons next. They are doing that now, if you hadn’t noticed. “The worse, the better”. Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 09:23 AM (qQhFt) 112
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 14, 2026 09:12 AM (ksbjf)
Hello. Mom was actually a nun in Cleveland! The convent is closed down now. And I was a computer consultant for 8 years in Columbus. Ohio is such a beautiful state. I will be looking for a church. I need God. When I was in South Korea teaching, I actually did join a small church. We have a beautiful Catholic church here in town but it's a dwindling and older population. Posted by: Stateless at March 14, 2026 09:24 AM (Sco7b) 113
Time I hit the road. Later, all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 14, 2026 09:24 AM (wzUl9) 114
96 ... "But as that foundation crumbled, the discussion became impossible. It is no longer possible to win an argument by proving the policy will be a disaster because the people pushing it do not care. They want chaos. They are ruled by demons."
CS Lewis' Screwtape Letters was supposed to caution us. Turns out he described a procedures manual. Posted by: JTB at March 14, 2026 09:24 AM (yTvNw) 115
If you want to consult goats about oppression, maybe start in Afghanistan.
Posted by: PabloD at March 14, 2026 09:24 AM (+HNa2) 116
Stateless that sounds wonderful. Good start!
Long ago someone taught me breathing exercises to do during anxiety attacks. It's called square breathing or box breathing: inhaling, holding, exhaling, and holding again for 4 seconds each ALSO, very IMPORTANT, while doing this hold in your mind a happy or loving memory. At the time I had 2 young kids, and I would hold the image of one of them sleeping peacefully. These days, praying will calm me down before I get to an anxiety attack. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 09:28 AM (znREB) 117
I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to warn you about the after effects of being a sole caregiver. It is definitely a real thing for the brain to have issues after losing the person who was its object of focus for years. We've seen it happen to several Horde members. Glad you are taking steps.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 14, 2026 09:19 AM (lFFaq) Really, I've been here for the better part of 25 years but didn't know that. Maybe I wasn't paying attention. It'd be nice to have some sort of support group for ones currently caregiving. But I know how busy they are and any Horde caregivers probably aren't hanging out here a lot. Posted by: Stateless at March 14, 2026 09:28 AM (Sco7b) 118
Yes over a thousand moves, nearly 2 hours.
Keep saying its evil to play Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2026 09:21 AM (Ia/+0) ---- Four suits? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 14, 2026 09:29 AM (ESVrU) 119
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 14, 2026 09:12 AM (ksbjf)
Hello. Mom was actually a nun in Cleveland! The convent is closed down now. And I was a computer consultant for 8 years in Columbus. Ohio is such a beautiful state. I will be looking for a church. I need God. When I was in South Korea teaching, I actually did join a small church. We have a beautiful Catholic church here in town but it's a dwindling and older population. Posted by: Stateless at March 14, 2026 09:24 AM (Sco7b) Maybe you're being called to help revitalize that Catholic Church? Our Catholic Church in town has seen a big growth in the number of young families. When we joined seven years ago, there were maybe 6 or 7 young children in Mass. Now, we have 40 or 50. The priest love to hear babies crying! Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 14, 2026 09:29 AM (ksbjf) 120
Emptying the insane asylums was a deliberate strategy, in hindsight. Think that was bad? They want to empty the prisons next. They are doing that now, if you hadn’t noticed.
“The worse, the better”. Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 09:23 AM (qQhFt) --- It's interesting how things work out. In the fall of 2019 I was stricken with acute myocarditis that presented as a heart attack. Wife called 911, rushed to the hospital and after a couple of days of intense tests, that's what it was. God be praised, I took no damage. Ticker is great. But recovery was slow. Stuck on a couch for weeks, I did a deep dive into an old interest: the Spanish Civil War. Brought it up here a bunch and of course I wrote a book about it. Yes, yes, go buy three copies, one for yourself and two to give away. Anyhow, it is strange to look back at how that chain of events went down precisely so that the book was published in the late summer of 2020. On a topic I hadn't touched on for 30 years. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 14, 2026 09:29 AM (ZOv7s) 121
I've been giving up coffee and alcohol every Lent for many years now, among other things.
But as far as giving goes, I usually compile a short list of worthy organizations to make larger donations to like pregnancy centers, our local Catholic radio station, and some monasteries. But this year I am doing an empty tomb/garden pencil artwork I hope to have finished by Easter. I hope it brings some added non-verbal praise to the Lord that day. Everyone's in my prayers. Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 14, 2026 09:30 AM (qIH9H) 122
Vanity is considered a sin in Catholic theology, often defined as an inordinate desire for recognition, admiration, or glory, often linked to excessive focus on appearance or accomplishments. It is considered a form of pride (one of the capital sins).
Posted by: one hour sober at March 14, 2026 09:31 AM (Y1sOo) 123
CS Lewis' Screwtape Letters was supposed to caution us. Turns out he described a procedures manual.
Posted by: JTB at March 14, 2026 09:24 AM (yTvNw) I have an edition with his extended introduction. C.S. Lewis stated that he refused to write a sequel because he found it so spiritually-draining to think like a demon. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 14, 2026 09:31 AM (ksbjf) 124
Emptying the insane asylums was a deliberate strategy, in hindsight. Think that was bad? They want to empty the prisons next. They are doing that now, if you hadn’t noticed.
“The worse, the better”. Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 09:23 AM (qQhFt) ---- More importantly, they want to lock US up and let the criminals roam free. It's a variation on their Replacement Strategy. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 14, 2026 09:31 AM (ESVrU) 125
I will be looking for a church. I need God. When I was in South Korea teaching, I actually did join a small church. We have a beautiful Catholic church here in town but it's a dwindling and older population.
Posted by: Stateless March 14, 2026 09:24 AM (Sco7b) --- You could be the pebble that starts the avalanche. My wife and I were dissatisfied with the Lutheran church we were attending (like the pastors, but the Wisconsin Synod considers military service sinful), so she suggested we visit the local Catholic parish. It chanced that they were honoring veterans. She looked at me and said "We're home." Anyway, we were THE converts that year. Our kids were almost the only ones crying. We had to police my middle kid because she kept trying to rush the altar. We were feeling self-conscious but one day a sweet old lady said that she loved hearing our children and that when someone on the parish council complained of noise, the priest gave a stern rebuttal, saying he wanted the Mass drowned in the noise of young children. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 14, 2026 09:33 AM (ZOv7s) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0373 seconds. |
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