White House Spokesman Steven Cheung Blasts Rancid Racist Stephen Colbert as a No-Talent Loser Who Brings Shame to His Racist Ancestors

I can't believe this racist launched a psyop to deny a nomination to the supremely-qualified Strong and Proud Black Woman Jasmine Ratchet.

I think we're all still grieving.

White House Communications Director Steven Cheung launched a blistering attack Thursday on late-night host Stephen Colbert, unloading in a social media post that branded the comedian "a sad and pathetic excuse for a human being" while accusing him of driving one of television's most recognizable franchises into the ground.

Not really an accusation. That was the headline in the latest Nielsen book.

The remarks, posted to the platform X, came as The Late Show with Stephen Colbert heads toward its final run on CBS. Cheung mocked what he described as a media effort to frame Colbert's exit as a heartfelt farewell tour, dismissing the coverage and taking direct aim at the host himself. "He's a sad and pathetic excuse for a human being," Cheung wrote, adding that Colbert "killed the legacy of The Late Show."

So what is the little-watched TV clown, last seen propping up a mediocre white man so that he could steal a nomination from a Strong Black Woman, doing with his few remaining weeks?

Well, he's having on a series of guests who spend most of their time gassing Colbert up and assuring him that he's super-funny and super-needed in Current Year.

It's turned into such a solipsistic circle-jerk that even Solipsistic Circle-Jerk Daily, also known as Variety, is blasting Colbert for his cloying self-regard.

Quoted at Instapundit by Ed Driscoll:

Colbert's removal from the air, when it was announced last July, was legitimately seismic news, for the industry and for an audience who saw him as a crucial voice for the anti-Trump Resistance since the 2016 election. The timing of the news, though, meant that Colbert had an entire final season to play out with all parties, from writers and producers to host to guests, knowing that the end was in sight. (This differentiates it from the brief period when "Tonight Show" host Conan O'Brien's job was in limbo during the O'Brien-Jay Leno succession crisis -- then, the precariousness and uncertainty of the situation gave the show incredible tension and voltage.)
What has ended up making it to air has been an increasingly puffy tribute to the show's own host. The endless bouquets being tossed Colbert's way have started to make the studio smell a bit cloying.
Granted, these are Colbert's guests having an emotional response to a host they liked being removed from air, and in what seems to be an unfair way, to prove new Paramount CEO David Ellison's Trumpist bona fides amidst the Skydance-Paramount merger. It reminds one of how many other institutions are caving right now -- universities, law firms, to say nothing of corporations across the entertainment industry. But the show's focus on its own host's misfortune has become outsized and a bit dramatic, especially because so many other institutions are in crisis: With everything else going on in the world, we have to go through a monthslong celebration-of-life for a comedian whose job is coming to an end?

Stephen Colbert is a sad and pathetic excuse for a human being. He's kicking and screaming like a baby because he's an entitled prick who has lost touch with reality. The fact is that he will soon be forgotten because nobody likes a loser who killed the legacy of The Late Show. https://t.co/uRcFgodmqA
— Steven Cheung (@StevenCheung47) March 12, 2026

As we celebrate the firing of Colbert and Kimmel, we must always remember, it doesn't matter, because no one is watching anyway.

Late night's 11:35 p.m. ratings race delivered another split decision the week of March 1, with CBS' The Late Show with Stephen Colbert topping the hour in total viewers, while ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live! led among younger viewers.

This is misleading: Gutfeld topped them both by +50%.

But he's not specifically on at 11:35 -- a time they're insisting is the only real "late night show" starting time to fence out the competition that beats them every single night.

According to Nielsen Live+3 ratings data, The Late Show averaged 2.43 million total viewers for the week (+1 percent), enough to lead the broadcast field. Jimmy Kimmel Live! finished second with 2.28 million viewers (+5 percent) but led the hour among adults 18--49, drawing 263,000 viewers (+17 percent) to Colbert's 219,000 (+5 percent).

2.43 million in a nation of 350 million, huh?

And how about those in-the-demo numbers -- 219,000.

Wow.

NBC's Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon also saw growth last week, averaging 1.35 million total viewers (+10 percent) and 191,000 adults 18--49 (+29 percent) across four original episodes and one repeat.

And they're only seeing "growth," if you can call it that, because deranged lefties for whom network propaganda TV is their church and pulpit are tuning in to hear how terribly the Iran war is going.

On cable, Fox News' Gutfeld! again drew the largest overall audience among the shows we track, averaging 3.73 million total viewers (+10 percent) and 315,000 adults 18--49 (+38 percent) across four new episodes. The show was preempted Monday night by Fox News' Iran war coverage but benefited from the broader surge in cable news viewership tied to the conflict.

Weird that this outfit claims that Gutfeld benefited from the Iran war, but pretends the lefty propagandists did not.

Amidst all this #Winning, I have some sad news to add:

Buzzfeed is broke and there is "substantial doubt" it can remain in business.

Buzzfeed, the digital media company that took the mid-2010s by storm, said on Thursday it has "substantial doubt" about its ability to continue as a business.
In an earnings report released Thursday, Buzzfeed said it has engaged in "strategic conversations" about relieving its liquidity issues.
...
The company was $165 million in debt three years ago; that's been slashed by more than 65%, Buzzfeed said. But Matt Omer, Buzzfeed's chief financial officer, said the company is still burdened by legacy commitments. Alongside its namesake, Buzzfeed also owns news site Huffpost and online food network Tasty.

"Burdened" by HuffPo, huh?

...
In 2025, Buzzfeed had a net loss of $57.3 million, according to its earning report. The company noted it did not have enough resources to fund its cash obligations for the next year.

For those of you who are visual learners: If you imagine a pie graph, Buzzfeed lost $57.3 million of pie. Also, the pie was made of ratshit and hobo jizz.

BTW, that story is from CNN. Another company for which there is substantial doubt about its ability to remain in business. Also made of ratshit and hobo jizz.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:10 PM

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1 q3rd3r5q3c

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 05:11 PM (FveOp)

2
And willowed!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 05:12 PM (FveOp)

3 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 05:12 PM (YwEeS)

4 Oh no. What will we do without BuzzFeed?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 05:13 PM (YsPj+)

5 Oh no. What will we do without BuzzFeed?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 05:13 PM (YsPj+)

Buzzards will be happy.

Posted by: RickZ at March 13, 2026 05:14 PM (gKDq2)

6 Dude, just go away. Now it is getting uncomfortable for everyone.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 05:14 PM (dK+Kv)

7 Still have to laugh and laugh that Disney gave the (still fat faced even with Ozempic) Jimmy Kimmel big bucks to keep losing money for them. We can make them destroy themselves out of spite.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 05:14 PM (YwEeS)

8 LOL at the pie chart

Posted by: 496 at March 13, 2026 05:14 PM (GgaPN)

9 "the pie was made of ratshit and hobo jizz"

Pure poetry.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2026 05:15 PM (n9ltV)

10 Also, the pie was made of ratshit and hobo jizz.

Pooky just asked what we're doing for supper. Not that, I can assure you.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not the world's greatest cook at March 13, 2026 05:15 PM (Wt5PA)

11

BuzzFeed

Well, you wonder where the money went?

Posted by: Auspex at March 13, 2026 05:16 PM (Y8DZL)

12 The only time I've seen kimmel or Colbert was when Gutfeld played clips mocking them...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 05:16 PM (VE6XX)

13 "If you imagine a pie graph, Buzzfeed lost $57.3 million of pie. Also, the pie was made of ratshit and hobo jizz."

cruel math >> no math

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 13, 2026 05:16 PM (ya/l7)

14 Colbert deserved better treatment from CBS -- Variety

With a rubber hose?

Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 05:16 PM (gKWVE)

15 How the hell does a website lose 50 million bucks? Sounds like they need to "let that sink in".

Posted by: spongeworthy at March 13, 2026 05:16 PM (sLLbN)

16 For those of you who are visual learners: If you imagine a pie graph, Buzzfeed lost $57.3 million of pie. Also, the pie was made of ratshit and hobo jizz.
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Iconic. Add it to the hall of fame.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:16 PM (ZOv7s)

17 *passes hat around for purchase of Buzzfeed*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 05:16 PM (dK+Kv)

18 Well, anyways

Posted by: Accomac at March 13, 2026 05:17 PM (GbONR)

19 Ace, there are StormFronters polluting the latter part of the previous thread, and socking regulars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 05:18 PM (8zz6B)

20 Buzzfeed is broke and there is "substantial doubt" it can remain in business.

Hard times.

I mean I have not been this erect since Gawker was sued into oblivion.

I sure hope that Vice doesn't go under. Someone has to be the johns for all these future highway underpass hookers.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2026 05:18 PM (2+SeL)

21 Hmm watch Colbert OR shave my ear hair.

Posted by: MN HOUR moe moe moe at March 13, 2026 05:19 PM (ehY6c)

22 Colbert is trying to mimic Johnny Carson's long goodbye, which was indeed a big deal and had huge big names appear on his show because he had been The King of Late Night for decades.

Not only that, he had promoted countless musicians and (especially) comedians to fame and fortune. Getting a spot on The Tonight Show *made* celebrities.

Who has Colbert *made*? What celebrity can thank him for massive boosts in visibility? I mean, other than the pedo-presenting fake Christian running in Texas.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:19 PM (ZOv7s)

23 *sees ratshit and hobo jizz pie of Buzzfeed*

*withdraws hat*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 05:19 PM (dK+Kv)

24 Colbert would show up looking to gorge on that pie with 2 forks and a lobster bib.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 13, 2026 05:19 PM (ya/l7)

25
It reminds one of how many other institutions are caving right now -- universities, law firms, to say nothing of corporations across the entertainment industry.

Oh?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2026 05:19 PM (Cqx++)

26 Little bit of ratshit isn't too bad. Might be good on kale.

Posted by: The Galloping Gourmet at March 13, 2026 05:19 PM (oftw2)

27 The progressive echo chamber is getting smaller every day.
We can only hope that this madness continues into the midterms so the public and can how batshit crazy these nutballs really are.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 13, 2026 05:20 PM (MNCvZ)

28 Off topic question for our smart military analyst Morons:

IF we know where Iran's nuclear material is located, AND it is located in a remote area, then I (non-expert) do NOT see a problem with U.S. boots on the ground to remove it.

With complete air supremacy, couldn't we bring in paratroopers and air-dropped tanks, or even land C-5s, and then advance to the nuclear facilities under the umbrella of continuous air coverage?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 13, 2026 05:20 PM (HlyYF)

29 As lefttard media gets a small taste of their just desserts, I can only say, "I ain't noways tired of winning yet"

Posted by: RandomDave at March 13, 2026 05:20 PM (aJQbY)

30 Ace, there are StormFronters polluting the latter part of the previous thread, and socking regulars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 05:18 PM (8zz6B)
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You spelled "closeted gay incels" wrong.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:20 PM (ZOv7s)

31
So with Colbert, Stewart, Noah, and Kimmel down, who will be left? This Fallon fellow?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 05:20 PM (y2OcL)

32 Colbert's comedic style is pretty much on par with ace.

Mostly just invective rants laced with profanity.

Neither Colbert, nor ace, possess anything above sewer level humor.

Posted by: Rick's at March 13, 2026 05:20 PM (KKppW)

33 17 *passes hat around for purchase of Buzzfeed*
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

I hope that wasn't your best hat.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 05:21 PM (gKWVE)

34 So what's for afters?

Rat tart, rat cake, rat sorbet...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 13, 2026 05:21 PM (/HDaX)

35 I'm hoping Colbert's final show is something akin to the final act at Jonestown. He and his clapping seals, enjoying one final jab elixir together.

I would tune into see that.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 13, 2026 05:21 PM (5yDGQ)

36 A guy I work with does a killer Jim Ignatowski impression. I am not sure it is intentional.

Posted by: Accomac at March 13, 2026 05:21 PM (GbONR)

37 well I figured out why the US version of the IT Crowd was so god awful:

- DEI goofy boss character, who was wooden and lame and completely not funny
- boring as FUCK Jen character! she was THE SHOW! she was amazing! ruined the show just with that casting sheesh. if you're bringing Richard in to play Moss why not bring in Jen?
- Joel was lost
- Irish accents are just funnier, Joel
- but mostly - why have Richard play Moss? it was just sad watching him re-do scenes from an actually funny show. if it HAD gotten picked up, it would have been sadder still. they should have made it a sequel set in the US, or not had him suffering on that set, recast him. Maybe with a Chinese lesbian, that should work!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:22 PM (j+aD2)

38 Kimmel and Colbert, the right and left occupants of a ball bag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2026 05:22 PM (snZF9)

39
Getting a spot on The Tonight Show *made* celebrities.

Who has Colbert *made*? What celebrity can thank him for massive boosts in visibility? I mean, other than the pedo-presenting fake Christian running in Texas.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

The celebrities made Colbert.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2026 05:22 PM (Cqx++)

40 Posted by: Rick's at March 13, 2026 05:20 PM (KKppW)

And yet, here you are.

Posted by: ... from reddit at March 13, 2026 05:22 PM (gKWVE)

41 With complete air supremacy, couldn't we bring in paratroopers and air-dropped tanks, or even land C-5s, and then advance to the nuclear facilities under the umbrella of continuous air coverage?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 13, 2026 05:20 PM (HlyYF)
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No. Absolutely not. They will herd women and children towards our positions and dare us to shoot at them while firing from within the crowd.

I have seen a suggestion that we are sending Marines to take Kharg Island and will just hold onto it. You know, keeping it safe from bad people. And also China. Mostly China.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:22 PM (ZOv7s)

42 Jimmy Kimmel Live! finished second with 2.28 million viewers (+5 percent) but led the hour among adults 18--49, drawing 263,000 viewers (+17 percent) to Colbert's 219,000 (+5 percent).

These numbers make no sense at all. Adults 18 - 49 should be at least half of the viewing audience, not less than 12% of the audience...

Because this airs at 11:30 at night... when kids are supposed to be in bed (thus no youth audience)... so they are saying 88% of the audience is folks older than 50 years old? not buyin it at all.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 13, 2026 05:22 PM (mP0Kj)

43 Correction: 'solipsistic circle jerk' is his MIDDLE name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 05:22 PM (zZu0s)

44 Who?

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 05:23 PM (vE0+H)

45 i banned a nazi impersonating Fenelon

are there more?

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2026 05:23 PM (1wjle)

46 I know Steven Colbert is a "comedian" because he's usually described in print as Comedian Steven Colbert.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2026 05:23 PM (8DR9B)

47 >>>For those of you who are visual learners: If you imagine a pie graph, Buzzfeed lost $57.3 million of pie.

lol

Pretty sure that's not how pie charts work.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 13, 2026 05:23 PM (8mulE)

48 Ratshit and Hobo Jizz was a Depression era comedy duo. Didn't last long , nobody thought a Depression was funny

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 05:23 PM (YsPj+)

49 How's the cafe, Rick?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 05:23 PM (zZu0s)

50 Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:22 PM (j+aD2)

Yeah Katherine Parkinson was super cute and very funny

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 05:24 PM (vE0+H)

51 We should just pile up what they have and let it burn.

Posted by: Accomac at March 13, 2026 05:24 PM (GbONR)

52 >>>boring as FUCK Jen character! she was THE SHOW!

I only tried watching the IT crowd because I thought Jen was hot. I saw her in a Sherlock, the Reichbach Fall one, where she played an amoral journalist.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2026 05:24 PM (1wjle)

53 Yeah Katherine Parkinson was super cute and very funny

she was, apparently, irreplaceable!

she's so funny

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:24 PM (j+aD2)

54
I remember Huffpo. It died with DrudgeReport in that Balloon crash.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 13, 2026 05:24 PM (IifOV)

55 So with Colbert, Stewart, Noah, and Kimmel down, who will be left? This Fallon fellow?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 05:20 PM (y2OcL)

Get ready for Late Night With David French

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 05:24 PM (vE0+H)

56 The first federal trial of antifags is over in Texas. All guilty.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 13, 2026 05:24 PM (0U5gm)

57 >>Pretty sure that's not how pie charts work.

I like Pie.

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2026 05:25 PM (erF49)

58 The celebrities made Colbert.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2026 05:22 PM (Cqx++)
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The irony is that Colbert became famous for playing a goofy conservative parody, and when he acted as himself, he failed utterly.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)

59 I only tried watching the IT crowd because I thought Jen was hot. I saw her in a Sherlock, the Reichbach Fall one, where she played an amoral journalist.

the show is hilarious give it more time!

also possibly half a gummy before watching?

I almost asphyxiated laughing at the one with the game show

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:25 PM (j+aD2)

60
Ratshit and Hobo Jizz was a Depression era comedy duo. Didn't last long , nobody thought a Depression was funny
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Rebo and Zooty were funnier.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2026 05:25 PM (Cqx++)

61 56 The first federal trial of antifags is over in Texas. All guilty.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 13, 2026 05:24 PM (0U5gm)

Don't mess with Texas

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 05:25 PM (VE6XX)

62 know Steven Colbert is a "comedian" because he's usually described in print as Comedian Steven Colbert.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2026 05:23 PM (8DR9B)

That's what we in the "industry" call a sick burn

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 05:25 PM (vE0+H)

63 56 The first federal trial of antifags is over in Texas. All guilty.

yay!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:25 PM (j+aD2)

64 No. Absolutely not. They will herd women and children towards our positions and dare us to shoot at them while firing from within the crowd.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:22 PM

If the facilities/stockpiles are in the middle of the desert, I was hoping we could get there the firstest with the mostest.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 13, 2026 05:26 PM (HlyYF)

65 Do we need to show our Bund membership card? Why is this harder than buying a gun?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 05:26 PM (zZu0s)

66 I like Pie.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2026 05:25 PM (erF49)

Boy, do I have someone for you

Posted by: Girl With Muff at March 13, 2026 05:26 PM (vE0+H)

67 Rebo and Zooty were funnier.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2026 05:25 PM (Cqx++)
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They dominated the Minbari demographic. Huge ratings. Monster ratings.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:27 PM (ZOv7s)

68 46 I know Steven Colbert is a "comedian" because he's usually described in print as Comedian Steven Colbert.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2026 05:23 PM (8DR9B)

/Nods....

It's all good... he self IDENTIFIES as a Comedian...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 13, 2026 05:27 PM (mP0Kj)

69 I had a very stressful/busy work week and am ready for drinking

very much so

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:27 PM (j+aD2)

70 and he has funny ears

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 05:27 PM (ZxPkt)

71 Late night talk shows haven't been the same since Selma Diamond and George Gobel left this mortal coil.

Posted by: Ol' Codger at March 13, 2026 05:27 PM (oftw2)

72 >>>the show is hilarious give it more time!

no i am, i linked a good episode the other day, Italian for Beginners. I'm on season 2.

I was responding to someone saying the American remake failed because the Jen character wasn't good. I was saying I only started watching because I thought Katherine Parkinson was hot (in a mousy kind of way, which makes it hotter)

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2026 05:27 PM (1wjle)

73
If the facilities/stockpiles are in the middle of the desert, I was hoping we could get there the firstest with the mostest.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 13, 2026 05:26 PM (HlyYF)

I'm thinking it will be necessary... it will be special ops with Israel I believe

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 05:27 PM (VE6XX)

74 >>>For those of you who are visual learners: If you imagine a pie graph, Buzzfeed lost $57.3 million of pie.

lol

Pretty sure that's not how pie charts work.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 13, 2026 05:23 PM (8mulE)

My youngest's grammar facilitator (We don't call them teachers, because in home schooling, we are the teachers.) tried to make a Venn Diagram to express the relationships between participles, infinitives, and gerunds.

It went about as well as Kamala making a Venn diagram might go.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 05:27 PM (dK+Kv)

75 If the facilities/stockpiles are in the middle of the desert, I was hoping we could get there the firstest with the mostest.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 13, 2026 05:26 PM (HlyYF)
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Right, and then they herd women and children into busses and mix in weapons in other busses because they are evil assholes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:28 PM (ZOv7s)

76 I was responding to someone saying the American remake failed because the Jen character wasn't good. I was saying I only started watching because I thought Katherine Parkinson was hot (in a mousy kind of way, which makes it hotter)

yeah that was me! I said that! and the boss being a "can't be wrong/not evil" black guy was also not a bright idea

and Moss just seemed sad and lost

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:28 PM (j+aD2)

77 we are getting a stormfag infestation, socking regulars

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 05:28 PM (GD0B3)

78 >>> I remember Huffpo. It died with DrudgeReport in that Balloon crash.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 13, 2026 05:24 PM (IifOV)

Huffpo was one of the businesses that Breitbart built but they yanked away from him.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2026 05:28 PM (3uBP9)

79 Are there closeted gay incels? Gay guys can suck 15 dicks on the jaunt to the mailbox.

Posted by: NCKate at March 13, 2026 05:28 PM (uQzkA)

80 0z2bC is under suspicion of socking JROD. not seen the real 'ron say antisemitic stuff in here.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 05:28 PM (gKWVE)

81 Texas antifags found guilty. Everytime news of the trial appeared on the news the wife would shout,off with their heads. Usually calm she is but that got her going. Women are a mystery. Never really know them.

Posted by: kingsman at March 13, 2026 05:28 PM (ehY6c)

82 What has ended up making it to air has been an increasingly puffy tribute to the show's own host.

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Did this by chance include Ashley Judd's Scamper?

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:28 PM (My0zW)

83 I am a girl but I also think Katherine in hot! she's very pretty - and yet relatable!

especially the lying / wearing shoes too small / laughing awkwardly thing

I do all those things!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:29 PM (j+aD2)

84 "Late Night" is gone as a genre , they all need to go. It's hipness ended in the 90s.

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 05:29 PM (GD0B3)

85 Katherine Parkinson in Sherlock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhp8DZLLU7g

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)

86 I was responding to someone saying the American remake failed because the Jen character wasn't good. I was saying I only started watching because I thought Katherine Parkinson was hot (in a mousy kind of way, which makes it hotter)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2026 05:27 PM (1wjle)
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I saw Hot And Mousey open for Blondie in '82.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:29 PM (ZOv7s)

87 80 0z2bC is under suspicion of socking JROD. not seen the real 'ron say antisemitic stuff in here.

great SockMobys

yuck

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:29 PM (j+aD2)

88 - but mostly - why have Richard play Moss? it was just sad watching him re-do scenes from an actually funny show. if it HAD gotten picked up, it would have been sadder still. they should have made it a sequel set in the US, or not had him suffering on that set, recast him. Maybe with a Chinese lesbian, that should work!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:22 PM (j+aD2)

Ok, I'm confused. So, The IT Crowd (2006-2013) is the British version. So what's the US one?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 13, 2026 05:30 PM (/HDaX)

89 0z2bC is under suspicion of socking JROD. not seen the real 'ron say antisemitic stuff in here.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 05:28 PM (gKWVE)

Back to the hash in your nic days.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 05:30 PM (dK+Kv)

90 ‘He's a sad and pathetic excuse for a human being’

I like the fire, but Cheung needs to consult this blog’s style guide. ‘Sad and pathetic excuse for a human being’ is so … cliche. Needs more punch, more clever, more heat.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 13, 2026 05:30 PM (m/YDg)

91 I thought Katherine Parkinson was hot (in a mousy kind of way, which makes it hotter)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2026 05:27 PM (1wjle)

So youre the reason Judy Greer has a career? Right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s)

92 Wheeler and Woolsey were a Depression Era comedy duo. Made 21 films for RKO, many of them very funny. Woolsey passed on in 1937, ending the act.

Posted by: Too Many Cooks at March 13, 2026 05:31 PM (oftw2)

93 gKWVE, thanks for mentioning that JROD comment . Struck me as really odd also.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 05:31 PM (+nEug)

94 >>Are there closeted gay incels? Gay guys can suck 15 dicks on the jaunt to the mailbox.

The truth is that any man who is not balls deep in a woman is, at that moment, an Incel.

...or, gay.

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2026 05:31 PM (erF49)

95 great SockMobys

yuck

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:29 PM (j+aD2)

Mom! We got SockMobys again! Get the RAID!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 05:31 PM (dK+Kv)

96 Ok, I'm confused. So, The IT Crowd (2006-2013) is the British version. So what's the US one?

it didn't air but I found some video online

the pilot was too terrible

it was just also The IT Crowd, same deal? like so many shows that start out on British TV

but this was just totally failed

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:31 PM (j+aD2)

97 I'm thinking it will be necessary... it will be special ops with Israel I believe
Posted by: It's me donna

It seems the Israelis are taking care of all the wet work.

Don't know about the enriched uranium but am pretty sure Hegseth has a plan.

Posted by: Auspex at March 13, 2026 05:31 PM (Y8DZL)

98 "Late Night" is gone as a genre , they all need to go. It's hipness ended in the 90s.
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 05:29 PM (GD0B3)
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This is true. It was an artifact of the FCC's broadcast standards that limited what could be shown during Family Hours. Late night allowed looser conversation, though Standards and Practices still got heartburn from time to time.

A huge part of the humor was the attempt to circumvent those rules. Just blurting obscenity is middle school humor, which is why the left loves it so much.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:31 PM (ZOv7s)

99 These numbers make no sense at all. Adults 18 - 49 should be at least half of the viewing audience, not less than 12% of the audience...

Network television is much like this blog, pretty much no one under 50 views it because it just contains Goy-slop written by Jews.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 13, 2026 05:31 PM (vP5VU)

100 The timing of the news, though, meant that Colbert had an entire final season to play out with all parties, from writers and producers to host to guests, knowing that the end was in sight. (This differentiates it from the brief period when "Tonight Show" host Conan O'Brien's job was in limbo during the O'Brien-Jay Leno succession crisis -- then, the precariousness and uncertainty of the situation gave the show incredible tension and voltage.)
****

Man, these guys take their 'profession' super seriously, don't they?

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2026 05:32 PM (lCppi)

101 85 Katherine Parkinson in Sherlock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhp8DZLLU7g

the voice is really helpful as far as her being sexy

a LOT of what makes someone sexy is in the voice

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:32 PM (j+aD2)

102 >>>So youre the reason Judy Greer has a career? Right.

probably!

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2026 05:32 PM (1wjle)

103 i banned a nazi impersonating Fenelon

are there more?
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2026 05:23 PM (1wjle)

Xkc2j at 163, regular old StormFront blather

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 05:33 PM (8zz6B)

104 I prefer my Mousy Brunettes a bit mousier and without the carbuncles.

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2026 05:33 PM (erF49)

105 Are there closeted gay incels? Gay guys can suck 15 dicks on the jaunt to the mailbox.
Posted by: NCKate at March 13, 2026 05:28 PM (uQzkA)
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Nick Fuentes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:33 PM (ZOv7s)

106 The NYS trooper was found guilty this afternoon of manslaughter. Will appeal. Should be interesting as he was found not guilty in an earlier trial of a murder charge. Bad situation. Father fled a traffic stop , child ended up killed in a pit maneuver

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 05:33 PM (YsPj+)

107 I had a quite enjoyable "war" (if you can even call it that, it was more like a flaying) with someone socking me a couple years back but no one could quite tell which one was me even though if you knew, trust me, you would have shit yourself laughing. I'm sure a few people must have been able to tell. My God it was funny.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 05:34 PM (vE0+H)

108 ‘He's a sad and pathetic excuse for a human being’

I like the fire, but Cheung needs to consult this blog’s style guide. ‘Sad and pathetic excuse for a human being’ is so … cliche. Needs more punch, more clever, more heat.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 13, 2026 05:30 PM (m/YDg)

yeah, like daddy's sperm missed egg and hit ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2026 05:34 PM (snZF9)

109 106 The NYS trooper was found guilty this afternoon of manslaughter. Will appeal. Should be interesting as he was found not guilty in an earlier trial of a murder charge. Bad situation. Father fled a traffic stop , child ended up killed in a pit maneuver

awful. I hope he wins appeal

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:34 PM (j+aD2)

110 just ..in ..case

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 13, 2026 05:35 PM (j+aD2)

111 I prefer my Mousy Brunettes a bit mousier and without the carbuncles.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2026 05:33 PM (erF49)

I prefer OG Sela Ward (pre House.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 05:35 PM (zZu0s)

112
awful. I hope he wins appeal
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:34 PM (j+aD2

It's NY... Not much chance

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 05:35 PM (VE6XX)

113 Would Alison Brie be considered mousy?

Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2026 05:35 PM (3uBP9)

114 Or even just today Susanna Hoffs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 05:35 PM (zZu0s)

115 I prefer my Mousy Brunettes a bit mousier and without the carbuncles.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2026 05:33 PM (erF49)
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I was completely underwhelmed. Total butterface.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:36 PM (ZOv7s)

116 100 The timing of the news, though, meant that Colbert had an entire final season to play out with all parties, from writers and producers to host to guests, knowing that the end was in sight. (This differentiates it from the brief period when "Tonight Show" host Conan O'Brien's job was in limbo during the O'Brien-Jay Leno succession crisis -- then, the precariousness and uncertainty of the situation gave the show incredible tension and voltage.)
****

Man, these guys take their 'profession' super seriously, don't they?
Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2026 05:32 PM (lCppi)

something that runs tooo long???

During McCain's Funeral?

The Horror.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 13, 2026 05:36 PM (mP0Kj)

117 NGL, though. Mousy Brunette is pretty much my type.

I barely even see the other women.

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2026 05:36 PM (erF49)

118 Posted by: Rick's at March 13, 2026 05:20 PM (KKppW)

And yet, here you are.

Posted by: ... from reddit at March 13, 2026 05:22 PM (gKWVE)

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Epic self-pwn.

Some people just can't appreciate creative genius ... ask me how I know? (j/k)

As I've frequently said before: "Ace is a wordsmith for our time" (literally a meme-generating machine).

"Roll over George Orwell ...
Tell Bill Shakespeare the news."

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:36 PM (My0zW)

119 it didn't air but I found some video online

the pilot was too terrible

it was just also The IT Crowd, same deal? like so many shows that start out on British TV

but this was just totally failed
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:31 PM (j+aD2)

Ah, got it.

I do see a listing in Richard Ayoade's CV on IMDB.com for a 2006 TV movie version, which has a bunch of U.S. actors in it (Rocky Caroll, Joel McHale, etc.) that's not well rated with a 5.9/10 score.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 13, 2026 05:36 PM (/HDaX)

120 113 Would Alison Brie be considered mousy?

yeah I think so?

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 13, 2026 05:37 PM (j+aD2)

121 ace, 0z2bC

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 05:37 PM (GD0B3)

122 Would Alison Brie be considered mousy?
Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2026

No.

https://sl.bing.net/dM1Ib01AtZA

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 05:37 PM (zZu0s)

123 my, the trolls are out in force today, aren't they?
wonder how much they get paid per comment....

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 13, 2026 05:37 PM (MNCvZ)

124 I went to the Colbert Show many years ago with our daughter. He was very kind to her and they sang a duet together.

His guest that night was asshoe professor Henry Gates, whose 15 minutes of fame was during the Oblablah Regime when he was "arrested" breaking into his own house.

Celebrity is not the right word.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 13, 2026 05:38 PM (wBaIH)

125 I had a quite enjoyable "war" (if you can even call it that, it was more like a flaying) with someone socking me a couple years back but no one could quite tell which one was me even though if you knew, trust me, you would have shit yourself laughing. I'm sure a few people must have been able to tell. My God it was funny.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 05:34 PM (vE0+H)

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I remember that! Hilarious ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:38 PM (My0zW)

126 I think if a gal has a variety of cheese in her name that gives her at least a +2 stat for mousy.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2026 05:38 PM (3uBP9)

127 I raise my hand to the question of "who thought buzzfeed died years ago?"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2026 05:38 PM (n5tGW)

128 my, the trolls are out in force today, aren't they?
wonder how much they get paid per comment....
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 13, 2026 05:37 PM (MNCvZ)

Sellers market. Failures to launch are not rare.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)

129 Stephen who?

Posted by: Most people at March 13, 2026 05:39 PM (sRQHD)

130 Colbert is about as funny as nut cancer.

Posted by: Testiclees at March 13, 2026 05:39 PM (Ksqrb)

131 banned 0z2bC

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2026 05:39 PM (1wjle)

132 Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 13, 2026 05:31 PM (vP5VU)

Looks like a sock of Dr. Claw at 99 in this thread, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 05:39 PM (8zz6B)

133 Would Alison Brie be considered mousy?
Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2026 05:35 PM (3uBP9)

Only with a box of white wine.

Posted by: 13times at March 13, 2026 05:39 PM (QyRN9)

134 I was completely underwhelmed. Total butterface.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Agree. Joe Mannix went through a phase like that, too. Kids growing up, I tell ya.

Posted by: Auspex at March 13, 2026 05:39 PM (Y8DZL)

135 Wait, buyers market.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)

136 my, the trolls are out in force today, aren't they?
wonder how much they get paid per comment....
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 13, 2026 05:37 PM (MNCvZ)
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It's sad that people are reduced to that level. Probably multiple tabs open, doing multiple sites, imagining that they're making people upset or somehow moving the needle while knowing that Friday night for them is just the same old onanism and ramen. God help them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:39 PM (ZOv7s)

137 Would I be a bad person to laugh if all these late night limpdick cocksuckers had a ‘retirement’ party and a smelly tranny hobo with leprosy and AIDS crashed the party, puked on all of them, and then fucked them all on the ass?

That would be funny, right?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 13, 2026 05:39 PM (m/YDg)

138 I'm thinking it will be necessary... it will be special ops with Israel I believe
Posted by: It's me donna

It seems the Israelis are taking care of all the wet work.

Don't know about the enriched uranium but am pretty sure Hegseth has a plan.
Posted by: Auspex at March 13, 2026 05:31 PM (Y8DZL)

Their old enrichment site was pretty isolated from the maps I saw, but we kinda plugged the hole down into the works last year. I don't know where they have the part enriched U hanging out now.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:40 PM (8avO+)

139 Even ass has been a bit weird the past few days. He's almost been approaching sentience.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 05:40 PM (zZu0s)

140 >>>Would Alison Brie be considered mousy?
Posted by: banana Dream a

in Community she was kinda played as half-mousy half-hot

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2026 05:40 PM (1wjle)

141 Cheese Gromit!

Posted by: Wallace at March 13, 2026 05:40 PM (eOFY+)

142 I had a quite enjoyable "war" (if you can even call it that, it was more like a flaying) with someone socking me a couple years back but no one could quite tell which one was me even though if you knew, trust me, you would have shit yourself laughing. I'm sure a few people must have been able to tell. My God it was funny.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 05:34 PM (vE0+H)

I'm still not sure who won.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 05:40 PM (dK+Kv)

143 I get gawker and buzzfeed mixed up. When one died off I thought they both did.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2026 05:40 PM (3uBP9)

144 Granted, these are Colbert's guests having an emotional response to a host they liked being removed from air ...

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Heh. An ambiguous phrase which I first read as their emotional response was due to Colbert being removed from the air -- which they liked!

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:40 PM (My0zW)

145 I raise my hand to the question of "who thought buzzfeed died years ago?"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2026 05:38 PM (n5tGW)
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Yeah, I thought they died with Gawker.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:41 PM (ZOv7s)

146 I raise my hand to the question of "who thought buzzfeed died years ago?"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2026 05:38 PM

Wait..., I thought buzzion died some years back.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2026 05:41 PM (0N4FZ)

147 my favorite Jen line so far comes when Richard Ayode asks her why she lied about being an Italian translator:

"No one was paying attention to me."

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2026 05:42 PM (1wjle)

148 I get gawker and buzzfeed mixed up. When one died off I thought they both did.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2026 05:40 PM (3uBP9)

Hawker is the elbowed from the top rope into the ground by Hulk Hogan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 05:42 PM (zZu0s)

149 Would I be a bad person to laugh if all these late night limpdick cocksuckers had a ‘retirement’ party and a smelly tranny hobo with leprosy and AIDS crashed the party, puked on all of them, and then fucked them all on the ass?

That would be funny, right?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 13, 2026 05:39 PM (m/YDg)
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Are you really Quentin Tarantino?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:42 PM (ZOv7s)

150 I remember that! Hilarious ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:38 PM (My0zW)

Ah. I'm glad someone saw it.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 05:42 PM (vE0+H)

151 Gawker, phone. How is Hawker more of a word?

A salesperson?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 05:43 PM (zZu0s)

152 my, the trolls are out in force today, aren't they?
wonder how much they get paid per comment....
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 13, 2026 05:37 PM (MNCvZ)
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It's amazing what some folks will do for an extra ration of ratshit and hobo jizz.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 05:43 PM (ESVrU)

153 I'm still not sure who won.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 05:40 PM (dK+Kv)

LOL

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 05:43 PM (vE0+H)

154 Man, these guys take their 'profession' super seriously, don't they?
Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2026 05:32 PM (lCppi)

Not seriously enough to make the show interesting or funny. Even Letterman ran out of steam on his Late show at a point.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)

155 Gawker, phone. How is Hawker more of a word?

A salesperson?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 05:43 PM (zZu0s)
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Hawker Hurricane, Hawker Tempest, Hawker Typhoon, Hawker Hunter.

Classics.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:44 PM (ZOv7s)

156 Gutfield is not a traditional late night show , sit a desk do variety shtick and talk to some faded celebutant.

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 05:44 PM (GD0B3)

157 Buzzfeed is broke and there is "substantial doubt" it can remain in business.

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David French's wife hardest hit.

Oh, wait, it's that other Somalian pool-boy bull in town named Buzzfeed? Oh, nevermind ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:45 PM (My0zW)

158 This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Faded celebutants at March 13, 2026 05:45 PM (sRQHD)

159 A guy in Charlotte has a bakery which he shut down when ICE was in town. Because illegals like baked good, dunno the reasoning. Anyway, he's suing someone, everyone to recoup $60,000?? he lost while shut down. Nobody forced you. And you're retarded. No.

Posted by: NCKate at March 13, 2026 05:45 PM (uQzkA)

160 Co-Bert is a Leftist Propaganda who makes fun of Conservatives

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 05:46 PM (Ia/+0)

161 my, the trolls are out in force today, aren't they?
wonder how much they get paid per comment....
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 13, 2026 05:37 PM (MNCvZ)
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It's amazing what some folks will do for an extra ration of ratshit and hobo jizz.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 05:43 PM (ESVrU)

China and Russia have to spend their money someplace.

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2026 05:46 PM (lCppi)

162 160 Co-Bert is a Leftist Propaganda who makes fun of Conservatives
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 05:46 PM (Ia/+0)

Pretty much sums it up

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 05:46 PM (VE6XX)

163 Not seriously enough to make the show interesting or funny. Even Letterman ran out of steam on his Late show at a point.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)
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Retirement is no longer a thing. Celebrities never retire. They can't just withdraw from the glare of publicity and chill out. Maybe show up for an event or something, but generally let younger folks do their thing, get their chance.

You want to leave when you're still hot, not sputter out to the point that no really cares because they've gotten bored of you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:46 PM (ZOv7s)

164 >>> Hawker Hurricane, Hawker Tempest, Hawker Typhoon, Hawker Hunter.

Classics.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:44 PM (ZOv7s)

Now defunct BAe bizjets

Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2026 05:47 PM (3uBP9)

165 31
So with Colbert, Stewart, Noah, and Kimmel down, who will be left? This Fallon fellow?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 05:20 PM (y2OcL)

++++

I've never watched any of them but if they're banking on Fallon to keep the "Late Night Comedy" show afloat, I think he is a toss-pot. I think his drinking problem is so severe he's had to have interventions several times.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 13, 2026 05:47 PM (xuIiP)

166 my favorite Jen line so far comes when Richard Ayode asks her why she lied about being an Italian translator:

"No one was paying attention to me."
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2026 05:42 PM (1wjle)

Wait. Is that all it takes to get some response around here?

Posted by: The Oft Ignored OrangeEnt at March 13, 2026 05:47 PM (cCAza)

167
Billionaires have sustained any number of otherwise doomed, money-hemorrhaging news and opinion sources.

And billionaire money has been seed money to justify larger amounts of taxpayer money.

Watching the ecosystem dry up and blow away, like a dried-up lake in the African savannah, with desperate animals fighting over the few remaining mud holes in the cracked lake bottom.

Where will the generational wealth come from now?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 13, 2026 05:48 PM (VWtfl)

168 heh. I remember when buzzion died 10 times that one week. LOL

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2026 05:48 PM (n5tGW)

169 "Late Night" is gone as a genre , they all need to go. It's hipness ended in the 90s.
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 05:29 PM (GD0B3)

The purpose was to let actors/actresses personally interact with the viewers, and announce new projects. Entertainment magazines, then Social Media and its precursors cut the legs out from under it. And now the viewers themselves are leaving the scene.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:48 PM (8avO+)

170 Yeah, it's a shame we don't have anyone in the public eye that is good at taking milder-mannered shots at both sides ..laughing at ourselves is a good thing...Kohlburt was never that good...just a simple propagandist.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 05:48 PM (Wp3WS)

171 "for the industry and for an audience who saw him as a crucial voice for the anti-Trump Resistance since the 2016 election."

if crucial = "scripted and redundant" , then ok.

Posted by: cpt obv at March 13, 2026 05:49 PM (5LiC7)

172 I saw Bad Bunny open for Ratshit and Hobo Jizz at Magma Club in '17.

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:49 PM (My0zW)

173 Hawker Hurricane, Hawker Tempest, Hawker Typhoon, Hawker Hunter.

Classics.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:44 PM (ZOv7s)

Midway hawker calling, "Try your lot with me." Merry-go-round wheezing same old melody.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 05:49 PM (dK+Kv)

174 Late Night is soooo pre-internet.

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 05:49 PM (GD0B3)

175 I can't believe this racist launched a psyop to deny a nomination to the supremely-qualified Strong and Proud Black Woman Jasmine Ratchet.
________
If forced to choose between only those two, I'd have preferred Ratchet to the fag. At least she has a measure of amusement value.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 13, 2026 05:50 PM (AlhUl)

176 Late Night is soooo pre-internet.
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 05:49 PM (GD0B3)
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Worse, it's pre-cable. Cable - and the freedom to cuss during shows - started the decline. The internet finished the job.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:50 PM (ZOv7s)

177 I still miss RedEye, the last news adjacent show I ever watched. I've never watched The 5 or whatever his new show is called. But I liked the wild format of RedEye and I don't think it would be allowed these days. The new shows seem like RedEye light.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2026 05:50 PM (3uBP9)

178 Would I be a bad person to laugh if all these late night limpdick cocksuckers had a ‘retirement’ party and a smelly tranny hobo with leprosy and AIDS crashed the party, puked on all of them, and then fucked them all on the ass?

That would be funny, right?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 13, 2026 05:39 PM (m/YDg)
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Are you really Quentin Tarantino?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:42 PM (ZOv7s)
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QT is a creepy bastard ….

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 13, 2026 05:51 PM (m/YDg)

179 @Polymarket
BREAKING: Democrats now projected to seize control of both chambers of Congress this November.

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 05:51 PM (ZxPkt)

180 Yeah, it's a shame we don't have anyone in the public eye that is good at taking milder-mannered shots at both sides ..laughing at ourselves is a good thing...Kohlburt was never that good...just a simple propagandist.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 05:48 PM (Wp3WS)

This would not fly for long. The left would cancel such a person and make them toe the line. You see that often enough with internet drama these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:52 PM (8avO+)

181 Remember when he announced Comey was fired? His genius IQ audience had to be instructed.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 05:52 PM (vE0+H)

182 Redeye was funny as hell. Gutfield now is canned laughter and wildly lame.

Posted by: NCKate at March 13, 2026 05:52 PM (uQzkA)

183 179 @Polymarket
BREAKING: Democrats now projected to seize control of both chambers of Congress this November.
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 05:51 PM (ZxPkt)

Seize ? Oh no... Not that !

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 05:52 PM (VE6XX)

184 As sad as Colbert is, I think Tater would be a better Late Show host. At least we could always get a chuckle out of the shape of his melon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 13, 2026 05:52 PM (M9gjJ)

185 if crucial = "scripted and redundant" , then ok.

Posted by: cpt obv at March 13, 2026 05:49 PM (5LiC7)

Scripted and redundant is comforting for your audience of NPCs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 05:52 PM (dK+Kv)

186 Not news. Polymarkets is full of shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 05:53 PM (+nEug)

187 Would I be a bad person to laugh if all these late night limpdick cocksuckers had a ‘retirement’ party and a smelly tranny hobo with leprosy and AIDS crashed the party, puked on all of them, and then fucked them all on the ass?

That would be funny, right?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 13, 2026 05:39 PM (m/YDg)
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Yes it would be.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 13, 2026 05:53 PM (xvV+O)

188 Should I be worried if I don’t know who this Colbutt guy is ? Just another shirt-lifter claiming to be somebody.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 13, 2026 05:53 PM (XqFM2)

189 Apparently there is a Florida Man who is claiming he was kidnapped by dolphins. And not the football players.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2026 05:53 PM (n5tGW)

190 USAID goes away and Buzzfeed goes bankrupt.
Huh.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 13, 2026 05:53 PM (0MjtC)

191 Perhaps making a couple of egotistical, dumb, humorless comedians one of your “voices of resistance” wasn’t a bright idea, Democrats?

You know, just like how making nearly every mainstream journalist a resistance warrior didn’t help much either?

You’ve destroyed the credibility of every skinsuit institution you’ve long marched into and now nobody but your most dedicated, most naive, most brainwashed cult members believe any of it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 05:53 PM (6ydKt)

192 BREAKING: Democrats now projected to seize control of both chambers of Congress this November.
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 05:51 PM (ZxPkt)

Remember when Kamala was "projected" to beat Trump after Taylor Swift endorsed her?

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 05:53 PM (vE0+H)

193 QT is a creepy bastard ….

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 13, 2026 05:51 PM (m/YDg)

That does not answer the question.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 05:53 PM (dK+Kv)

194 BREAKING: Democrats now projected to seize control of both chambers of Congress this November.

==

they ruined themselves when they did not predict the Iran operation

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 05:53 PM (GD0B3)

195 Remember when Kamala was "projected" to beat Trump after Taylor Swift endorsed her?
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 05:53 PM (vE0+H)
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This far out, prediction markets are just ops.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:54 PM (ZOv7s)

196 The walls are closing in.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 05:54 PM (vE0+H)

197 @Polymarket
BREAKING: Democrats now projected to seize control of both chambers of Congress this November.
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 05:51 PM (ZxPkt)
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At this point it would not surprise me if they and their Antifa allies stormed the Capitol Building and held the Republicans hostage in both chambers of Congress in November.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 05:54 PM (ESVrU)

198 If forced to choose between only those two, I'd have preferred Ratchet to the fag. At least she has a measure of amusement value.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 13, 2026 05:50 PM (AlhUl)

I have a feeling Talarico is going to give us lots of things to guffaw at.

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2026 05:54 PM (lCppi)

199 All these betting markets are just direct to market push polling. I'm surprised one of the campaign/marketing firms didn't think of it first. But it seems like there's a new one everyday.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2026 05:54 PM (3uBP9)

200 BTW, that story is from CNN. Another company for which there is substantial doubt about its ability to remain in business. Also made of ratshit and hobo jizz.
________
But, as Sex Machine Stelter will remind you, they are REAL ratshit and hobo jizz.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 13, 2026 05:54 PM (AlhUl)

201 The new shows seem like RedEye light.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2026 05:50 PM (3uBP9)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 05:54 PM (zZu0s)

202 BREAKING: Democrats now projected to seize control of both chambers of Congress this November.

==

they ruined themselves when they did not predict the Iran operation
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 05:53 PM (GD0B3)

Trying to stop the SAFE act I see. Giving cover for GOP waverers / traitors.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:55 PM (8avO+)

203 At this point it would not surprise me if they and their Antifa allies stormed the Capitol Building and held the Republicans hostage in both chambers of Congress in November.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 05:54 PM (ESVrU)
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They made us do this!

Posted by: Antifa at March 13, 2026 05:55 PM (ZOv7s)

204 At this point it would not surprise me if they and their Antifa allies stormed the Capitol Building and held the Republicans hostage in both chambers of Congress in November.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 05:54 PM (ESVrU)

Oh, no! That would be horrible!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)

205 Almost 3:00 in Peoples Democrat Republic of Kalifornia.

BRB with a 20 oz RTIC SS screwdriver to start the weekend.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 13, 2026 05:55 PM (xvV+O)

206 All these betting markets are just direct to market push polling. I'm surprised one of the campaign/marketing firms didn't think of it first. But it seems like there's a new one everyday.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2026 05:54 PM (3uBP9)

Polling has been push polling for decades now, if it ever was not push polling.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:56 PM (8avO+)

207 Get ready for Late Night With David French
Posted by: ... at

And his bull

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 13, 2026 05:56 PM (1biuY)

208 Republicans Steal Election Again

Posted by: Headlines we expect to see at March 13, 2026 05:56 PM (vFG9F)

209 Trying to stop the SAFE act I see. Giving cover for GOP waverers / traitors.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:55 PM (8avO+)
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Yeah, well Slotkin voting to keep DHS closed AFTER the Jewish Center was attacked was so stupid even she realized she had to change her tune. Now she wants it re-opened. The base will hate her, but that's a significant break in Dem unity, because she's part of the Sedition 6.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

210 Republicans Steal Election Again

Posted by: Headlines we expect to see at March 13, 2026 05:56 PM (vFG9F)

It's about time that they got off their asses.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 05:57 PM (dK+Kv)

211 Get ready for Late Night With David French
Posted by: ... at

And his bull
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 13, 2026 05:56 PM (1biuY)
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The Paolo, he is, how you say, tanned rested and ready.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 13, 2026 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

212 Just short or buy the betting question until you get the headline you need.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2026 05:57 PM (n5tGW)

213 No, Ace. CNN is made from hobo sh** and rat jizz.

Posted by: GWB at March 13, 2026 05:58 PM (RGxCT)

214 Yeah, it's a shame we don't have anyone in the public eye that is good at taking milder-mannered shots at both sides ..laughing at ourselves is a good thing...Kohlburt was never that good...just a simple propagandist.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 05:48 PM (Wp3WS)

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When he's in self-deprecation mode (similar to Ronald Reagan), Trump is funnier than all the late-night posers combined.

Remember Trump joking in 2024 about being convinced to wear an orange safety vest at a campaign event in Green Bay after arriving in a garbage truck (he'd planned on changing back into his jacket) -- but was told by staff that the vest "actually makes you look thinner."

I can't think of any other politician in my lifetime aside from Reagan who would tell that story ... and get roaring laughter and applause for his authenticity.

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:58 PM (My0zW)

215 is there any reputable source for anything

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 05:58 PM (ZxPkt)

216
BREAKING: Democrats now projected to seize control of both chambers of Congress this November.

Don't they have to pounce first?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2026 05:59 PM (Cqx++)

217 Pass the SAVE act and those odds go out the window.

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2026 05:59 PM (lCppi)

218 No, Ace. CNN is made from hobo sh** and rat jizz.

Posted by: GWB at March 13, 2026 05:58 PM (RGxCT)

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Nice!

Wish I'd thought of that first ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:59 PM (My0zW)

219 @Polymarket
BREAKING: Democrats now projected to seize control of both chambers of Congress this November.

Projected? Like hand shadows of a donkey on the wall?

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2026 05:59 PM (ICjqV)

220
According to Nielsen Live+3 ratings data, The Late Show averaged 2.43 million total viewers for the week (+1 percent), enough to lead the broadcast field. Jimmy Kimmel Live! finished second with 2.28 million viewers (+5 percent) but led the hour among adults 18--49, drawing 263,000 viewers (+17 percent) to Colbert's 219,000 (+5 percent).

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these numbers are staggering ...

roughly 3000 Counties in the US
2500000viewers/3000couties = 833 idiots/county

833 viewers per county seems like a lot...even for major metros.

these numbers have to be inflated by Big Hospice/Hospital/Retirement.

Posted by: cpt obv at March 13, 2026 06:00 PM (5LiC7)

221 219 @Polymarket
BREAKING: Democrats now projected to seize control of both chambers of Congress this November.

Projected? Like hand shadows of a donkey on the wall?
Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2026 05:59 PM (ICjqV)

That would be more accurate

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 06:00 PM (VE6XX)

222 Remember Trump joking in 2024 about being convinced to wear an orange safety vest at a campaign event in Green Bay after arriving in a garbage truck (he'd planned on changing back into his jacket) -- but was told by staff that the vest "actually makes you look thinner."

I can't think of any other politician in my lifetime aside from Reagan who would tell that story ... and get roaring laughter and applause for his authenticity.
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:58 PM (My0zW)
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They hate how genuinely funny he is. They can't stand it. Envy is a powerful sin.

Bill Mahar pointing it out drove them nuts because he broke through their comfy bubble. Trump is crude, stupid, not witty and charming. But he is the consummate showman.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 06:00 PM (ZOv7s)

223 Trying to stop the SAFE act I see. Giving cover for GOP waverers / traitors.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:55 PM (8avO+)
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Yeah, well Slotkin voting to keep DHS closed AFTER the Jewish Center was attacked was so stupid even she realized she had to change her tune. Now she wants it re-opened. The base will hate her, but that's a significant break in Dem unity, because she's part of the Sedition 6.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

Hadn't heard that, but it is pretty rare that Trump doesn't get what he wants, one way or another. The Dems had to destroy the illusion they were a alternative public spirited party at all, and now the fraud and corruption is obvious. And the Dems are waffling on what lunatic faction of theirs gets the benefits. From Texas, looks like its the gay flakes again.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 06:00 PM (8avO+)

224
Conan O'Brian is hosting the Oscars Sunday night, and he's usually a little less vocal about his communism.

I would watch Craig Ferguson if he came back to late night.

Posted by: Auspex at March 13, 2026 06:01 PM (Y8DZL)

225 @Polymarket
BREAKING: Democrats now projected to seize control of both chambers of Congress this November.

Projected? Like hand shadows of a donkey on the wall?

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2026 05:59 PM (ICjqV)

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Like projecting massive local election fraud in blue shithole cities and counties.

* And, once again, Maricopa and Pima Counties in AZ have entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 06:01 PM (My0zW)

226 833 viewers per county seems like a lot

That's maybe 300 homes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2026 06:02 PM (n5tGW)

227 We need to pass the SAVE act

Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 06:02 PM (gKWVE)

228 Lot of time between now and November. The Dems could immolate themselves and even the Republicans could eff it up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 06:02 PM (YsPj+)

229 224
Conan O'Brian is hosting the Oscars Sunday night, and he's usually a little less vocal about his communism.

Unfortunately I will be washing my hair that night and will miss it...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 06:02 PM (VE6XX)

230 Don Black since the vote security is going down the hole your probably right. The vote fraud and Leftists states are gerrymandering Conservatives out 2026 could go to the Marxists.

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)

231 228 Lot of time between now and November. The Dems could immolate themselves and even the Republicans could eff it up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 06:02 PM (YsPj+)

And doing this during the Iran "excursion" assures them of the result they want

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 06:03 PM (VE6XX)

232 Jasmine Crock for all her idiocy wouldn't have dared cite the Gospel of Thomas from a pulpit.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 06:03 PM (gKWVE)

233 Pfft Jasmine Crockett who's net worth rocketed into the double digit millionaire bracket during her short tenure as a congresswoman is suspect. Her whole Senate campaign schtick was a way for her to get outa Dodge before the devil knew she was gone . Yeppers!!! IMHO

Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 13, 2026 06:04 PM (VPPG8)

234 Pass the SAVE act and those odds go out the window.
Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2026 05:59 PM (lCppi)

Even without passing it. Cutting off the money supply and keeping an eye on fraud really cuts deep into the current Dems chances. 2024 showed that even limited action to fight back punctured the Dems effort, and each election groups trickle out of the safe Dem orbit.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 06:04 PM (8avO+)

235 Lot of time between now and November. The Dems could immolate themselves and even the Republicans could eff it up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 06:02 PM (YsPj+)

Dems are done when Trump achieves his objective in Iran and takes us home in victory well in time for the 250th.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 06:05 PM (vE0+H)

236 Pfft Jasmine Crockett who's net worth rocketed into the double digit millionaire bracket during her short tenure as a congresswoman is suspect. Her whole Senate campaign schtick was a way for her to get outa Dodge before the devil knew she was gone . Yeppers!!! IMHO
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 13, 2026 06:04 PM (VPPG

Nah, she could have de-carpetbagged out and done fine. She wanted another dip into the action but the party betrayed her.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 06:06 PM (8avO+)

237 At this point it would not surprise me if they and their Antifa allies stormed the Capitol Building and held the Republicans hostage in both chambers of Congress in November.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 05:54 PM (ESVrU)
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They made us do this!
Posted by: Antifa at March 13, 2026 05:55 PM (ZOv7s)

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"Not to worry, comrades -- a future Democrat-Communist POTUS will grant you all full pardons!"

/Puerto Rican Terrorist who shot-up the U.S. Capitol in '54 wounding five CongressCritters -- later pardoned by Bubba

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 06:06 PM (My0zW)

238 There's about 2 million less illegals to vote this time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2026 06:06 PM (n5tGW)

239 Unfortunately I will be washing my hair that night and will miss it...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 06:02 PM (VE6XX)

Me too

Posted by: Girl With Muff at March 13, 2026 06:06 PM (vE0+H)

240 Armed muslim man entered Texas elementary school armed, handgun but 2nd set security doors blocked him. Arrested. Angels are real.

Posted by: kingsman at March 13, 2026 06:07 PM (ehY6c)

241 I was just looking at the last thread, and the way Ace said that Cuba doesn't have a leg to stand on now.

you know who else doesn't have a leg to stand on?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2026 06:08 PM (/QdgR)

242 Like projecting massive local election fraud in blue shithole cities and counties.

* And, once again, Maricopa and Pima Counties in AZ have entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 06:01 PM (My0zW)

Re-electing blue in blue areas cuts no ice. To get a majority they need to win some in red areas.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 06:08 PM (8avO+)

243 you know who else doesn't have a leg to stand on?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2026 06:08 PM (/QdgR)

Blackbeard!

hahahah!

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 06:08 PM (GD0B3)

244 >>Conan O'Brian is hosting the Oscars Sunday night, and he's usually a little less vocal about his communism.

Didn't he kill Rob Reiner?

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2026 06:08 PM (erF49)

245
Re-electing blue in blue areas cuts no ice. To get a majority they need to win some in red areas.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 06:08 PM (8avO+)

They are counting on the Maine and NC Senate seats and of course gerrymandering for House seats

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 06:09 PM (VE6XX)

246 241 I was just looking at the last thread, and the way Ace said that Cuba doesn't have a leg to stand on now.

you know who else doesn't have a leg to stand on?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2026 06:08 PM (/QdgR)

You BASTARD!!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 13, 2026 06:09 PM (dmDsy)

247 240 Armed muslim man entered Texas elementary school armed, handgun but 2nd set security doors blocked him. Arrested. Angels are real.
Posted by: kingsman

Probably just needed a refresher on the "i before e" rule

Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 06:09 PM (gKWVE)

248 Pfft Jasmine Crockett who's net worth rocketed into the double digit millionaire bracket during her short tenure as a congresswoman is suspect. Her whole Senate campaign schtick was a way for her to get outa Dodge before the devil knew she was gone . Yeppers!!! IMHO
Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 13, 2026 06:04 PM (VPPG

Nah, she could have de-carpetbagged out and done fine. She wanted another dip into the action but the party betrayed her.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 06:06 PM (8avO+)
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Or she betrayed the party? That creepy faggot was clearly the party choice, and he won so convincingly, that I wonder if the party told her on the down low that she should sit this one out. But she said ‘’fuck you’ to the party.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 13, 2026 06:09 PM (m/YDg)

249 "....ratshit and hobo jizz."
--

Like a Temu "Midnight Cowboy".

I watch old bits from Craig Ferguson and Conan on YouTube and they feel fresher than the stale clapter slop of today.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 06:09 PM (kpS4V)

250 The Oscars broadcast is still set to move to YouTube in 2029.

This will not save it.

The only good thing about the Oscars these days is TCM doing “31 Days of Oscars” leading up to the event.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 06:11 PM (6ydKt)

251 Michelle Fields Loses Another Limb In Fit Of Rage

Posted by: Headlines we expect to see at March 13, 2026 06:11 PM (vFG9F)

252 They are counting on the Maine and NC Senate seats and of course gerrymandering for House seats
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 06:09 PM (VE6XX)

Blue states are already gerrymandered to the max. If they misread the overall D-R split this could lead to amusing results. It happened in NC when they decided to make minority majority districts in the 80s.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 06:11 PM (8avO+)

253 tragic for Colbert. His original Comedy Central show was quite good when his character was a Republican countering all the libs . had he kept that role...and developed the character, today he would probably be bigger than Tucker , and certainly Gutfeld.
he probably realizes what could have been...and projects all his agony at Trump.

Posted by: cpt obv at March 13, 2026 06:12 PM (5LiC7)

254 Conan O'Brian is hosting the Oscars Sunday night, and he's usually a little less vocal about his communism.

Unfortunately I will be washing my hair that night and will miss it...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 06:02 PM (VE6XX)

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I'll be getting my ass kicked again playing chess with The Wifey that night and will unfortunately miss it as well.

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 06:13 PM (My0zW)

255 Or she betrayed the party? That creepy faggot was clearly the party choice, and he won so convincingly, that I wonder if the party told her on the down low that she should sit this one out. But she said ‘’fuck you’ to the party.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 13, 2026 06:09 PM (m/YDg)

Possibly, but she was last election's Dem Savior. You can't just ask them to go away like that.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 06:13 PM (8avO+)

256 I'll miss it too, have to shave my ears.

Posted by: kingsman at March 13, 2026 06:13 PM (ehY6c)

257 Nood woke terrorists week

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 06:13 PM (6ydKt)

258 you know who else doesn't have a leg to stand on?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2026 06:08 PM (/QdgR)

You BASTARD!!!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 13, 2026 06:09 PM (dmDsy)

I fucking love this place

Posted by: Girl With Muff at March 13, 2026 06:14 PM (vE0+H)

259
I fucking love this place
Posted by: Girl With Muff at March 13, 2026 06:14 PM (vE0+H)

Um me too

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 06:15 PM (vE0+H)

260 Armed muslim man entered Texas elementary school armed, handgun but 2nd set security doors blocked him. Arrested. Angels are real.
Posted by: kingsman

Probably just needed a refresher on the "i before e" rule
Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 06:09 PM (gKWVE)

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Looking to kill any and all future Army ROTC candidates.

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 06:15 PM (My0zW)

261 With Talarico the Dems lost the African Americans. Not that he was going to win anyway, but that's a killer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 06:15 PM (YsPj+)

262 Possibly, but she was last election's Dem Savior. You can't just ask them to go away like that.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 06:13 PM (8avO+)

I think they ran her to elevate that idiot's profile

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 06:15 PM (vE0+H)

263 I fucking love this place
Posted by: Girl With Muff at March 13, 2026 06:14 PM (vE0+H)

Um me too
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 06:15 PM (vE0+H)

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#MeToo

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 06:16 PM (My0zW)

264 With Talarico the Dems lost the African Americans. Not that he was going to win anyway, but that's a killer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 06:15 PM (YsPj+)

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One thing about Stronk Black Womens, they are not fans of white, gay, pedo, Anti-Christs.

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 06:19 PM (My0zW)

265 Colbert's 219,000 adult 18-49 viewers equates to a 0.15 rating. In other words, 99.85% of adults 18-49 did not watch that shit.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 13, 2026 06:23 PM (0bjKf)

266 >>>you know who else doesn't have a leg to stand on?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2026 06:08 PM (/QdgR)

Blackbeard!

hahahah!

Posted by: runner

>Ayatollah Pegleg? Just had to throw that in.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 13, 2026 06:28 PM (M9gjJ)

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