The Ocho Cafe

I didn't know this, but the fake ESPN channel created for Dodgeball, ESPN8 "The Ocho" -- "If it's almost a sport, it must be The Ocho!" -- was actually turned into a real annual event by ESPN.

Here's some of The Best of The Ocho from eight years ago.

Here's some more competitions that are Almost A Sport, many of which are actually more awesome than conventional sports.

The actual dodgeball championships, US v. Canada, from 2014.

High-speed downhill soapbox derby racing.

Soapbox derby, Wacky Races Division.

High speed downhill-racing skateboarding.

Skateboarding down a Norwegian mountain road. When he balances by touching his gauntleted hand to the pavement, sparks fly. I like that.

Jetsuit racing (finals). If you want to see the earlier heats, start at about 8:00.

Women's division rock-climbing championships.

Rock-climbing on a dam.

Japanese (who else?) Mech MMA.

This whole video showing bikers testing the newest version of the Redbull Hardline extreme bike course is worth watching, but if you want to cut to the really good part, go here, to see the ramp jump across a chasm that I was sure was just a promotional thing that no one intended to actually jump. Wrong, they do jump it. It's insane. Several make it and one wipes. After testing it, and being told repeatedly "that jump will kill somebody," they decided the jump was just too insane and so they removed it from the bike course.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM

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1 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2026 07:21 PM (cYBz/)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 13, 2026 07:21 PM (LdBR/)

3 Thanks, Ace! Have a great weekend!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 13, 2026 07:23 PM (MIIRH)

4 Time to mainline adrenaline again. It's the Cafe!

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2026 07:24 PM (ICjqV)

5 I have sad faces for the last four videos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s)

6 What? 'The Ocho' isn't real?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 13, 2026 07:26 PM (4NO2D)

7 I miss being able to play racquetball and volleyball.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 07:26 PM (+nEug)

8 Nvm, there we go.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s)

9 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 07:26 PM (Ia/+0)

10 The deployment of the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit does not mean it will be used as a ground force in Iran, but it provides land, amphibious and aviation assets available to military commanders if needed, ABC News reported.

The 31st MEU also includes a squadron of F-35B Lightning II stealth fighters and a squadron of MV-22 tilt-rotor Osprey aircraft.

I smell a takeover of Kharg Island thus shutting down Iran's Oil Industry....

Just Say'n ???????????????

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 13, 2026 07:28 PM (tNUCp)

11 Jetsuit racing (finals).

At first (and second) reading, I swear to God I thought this said Jesuit racing. So then,

The Discernment 400m Dash
Sprint while reciting the Spiritual Exercises in order
The Marathon of Mercy - A full 26.2 miles where runners must stop every mile to hear confessions from volunteers stationed along the route.
Synchronized Apologetics Swimming - Teams in the pool do perfectly timed backstrokes while defending controversial papal encyclicals. Judges deduct points for splashing (lack of composure) or failing to cite Suarez in Latin.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2026 07:28 PM (cYBz/)

12 What kind of sport is Kabaddi?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 07:29 PM (6ydKt)

13 "What? 'The Ocho' isn't real?"

I thought the same thing, lol.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 13, 2026 07:29 PM (MIIRH)

14 ace is being Xtreme this cafe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 13, 2026 07:30 PM (zZu0s)

15 11 Jetsuit racing (finals).

At first (and second) reading, I swear to God I thought this said Jesuit racing. So then,

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2026 07:28 PM (cYBz/)

Just so long as they aren't sitting in the box when I go to confession. Those guys wear me out.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2026 07:30 PM (I40wl)

16 7 I miss being able to play racquetball and volleyball.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 07:26 PM (+nEug)

My ability to play volleyball is directly inversely proportional to my volume of alcohol intake.

I didn't say I was any good at it, just that enough booze means I will play it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 13, 2026 07:31 PM (I40wl)

17 A reminder of the noted urban justice activist's poignant comment last night in the Café that "B is for bats".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1)

18 "At first (and second) reading, I swear to God I thought this said Jesuit racing"

Horde mind. So did I. 🤣

Posted by: Tuna at March 13, 2026 07:32 PM (lJ0H4)

19 Jackson Goldstone is fucking amazing.

That Hardline Run is spotless and he finished it with a massive tailwhip on an 80 footer.

Insane.

Posted by: Spa Signage at March 13, 2026 07:32 PM (erF49)

20 surprised no one's talking about the Armored MMA yet

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2026 07:32 PM (1wjle)

21 SignageOFF

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2026 07:32 PM (erF49)

22 Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2026 07:28 PM (cYBz/)

The Divine Olympics. Haha! Several of us saw "jesuit" on last night's cafe, too.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 13, 2026 07:32 PM (h7ZuX)

23 Number 7 from Canada was putting some serious spin on the ball in the 2014 Dodgeball Championship.

I've seen curveballs with less swerve.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 07:33 PM (6ydKt)

24 Boobs!

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 07:36 PM (77rzZ)

25 Married guys that keep touting boobs must have really flat chested wives.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 07:38 PM (+nEug)

26 The Ocho is only seasonal? I noticed I had it the last time I switched cable providers, but didn't actually watch it. I didn't see anything particularly special about their volleyball, and didn't have any interest in men's pillow fighting.

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2026 07:38 PM (vSvIl)

27 No, Bulg, if they was any boobs, I'd seen 'em.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 07:38 PM (vd6bO)

28 Jesuit racing?

“Eat my dirt, suckers!”
— Zombie Pope Francis

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 07:38 PM (77rzZ)

29 I didn't see Penelope Pitstop or the Boulder mobile.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2026 07:39 PM (Cqx++)

30 25 Ben Had, you truly do not understand the power of boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 07:40 PM (77rzZ)

31 Have to admit, our ramp with cinder blocks and plywood seem a little tame. But none of us fell into a canyon on our street.

Posted by: Elect me because i'm dyslexic and racist at March 13, 2026 07:40 PM (Drzka)

32 Young Bulg had a thing for Penelope Pitstop.

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 07:41 PM (77rzZ)

33 More violence in an average NHL game than in the armored knights octagon "battle".

Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2026 07:42 PM (wvc0i)

34 >>Have to admit, our ramp with cinder blocks and plywood seem a little tame. But none of us fell into a canyon on our street.

Bernard Kerr, the guy who jumped that Canyon Gap first, is a beast of a rider.

That guy jumping his house nearly overcooked that last jump without the scaffolding. That was some huge air.

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2026 07:42 PM (erF49)

35 30 25 Ben Had, you truly do not understand the power of boobs.
Posted by: Bulg

Now you've done it.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 13, 2026 07:42 PM (NFX2v)

36 Boasberg at it again.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 07:43 PM (YwEeS)

37 I'm too old for armored MMA, ace...gotta get 'em from .308 distance if I'm gonna have any chance. Just sittin' over here waiting for comment 100 so I can ask the mechanics of the crowd the best way to clean the inside of an intake manifold on my Jeep. Thanks for all the content. There has been a lot going on to cover lately!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 07:43 PM (vd6bO)

38
These Red Bull extreme demos, if they're real, look like a good way to get people killed.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 13, 2026 07:44 PM (azNOR)

39 The Armored MMA is odd but watchable.

Are they going to bring back jousting next?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 07:45 PM (6ydKt)

40 Wacky Cars are wacky

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0)

41 [WILLOWED from a couple threads ago (h/t Way, Way Downriver for humorously catching my typo):]

Or maybe a detachment of heavily armed IRS agents who land on Cuban shores will help convince them to take an indefinite siesta.

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Led by recently promoted Colonel Scott Bessent.

I can see him now, shirtless with a great tan, wearing the same Air ~~Calvary~~ Cavalry Cowboy Hat, Sunglasses, and Bandana a la Robert Duvall's Col. Kilgore.

"I love the smell of Date Palm in the morning ... it smells like VICTORY!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 07:46 PM (My0zW)

42 36 What’s he done now?

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 07:46 PM (77rzZ)

43 We (three in our crew) used to host sanctioned AMA Observed Trials riding events in the High Sierra. Everything is slow speed but scary as hell. I broke three ribs going no faster than 2-3 miles an hour.

Those guys shown on the downhill videos are a rare breed. One wrong move and you're never riding again Sonny Bono style.

Took us five summers just to cut six miles of trail (loop) through dense, third-growth forest. USFS rangers were reasonable with a few prickly exceptions

Posted by: 13times at March 13, 2026 07:47 PM (137rY)

44 Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 07:47 PM (8avO+)

45 I understand that single guys are entitled to every boob they want to look at or comment on. Married guys are showing disrespect to their wives by rating others boobs against their wives. You think it unintentional but it ain't.

I can look at all the male ass I want to because I am single.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 07:48 PM (+nEug)

46 Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!
_-_
There goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 07:48 PM (vd6bO)

47 >>I can look at all the male ass I want to because I am single.

What's ace's excuse?

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2026 07:49 PM (erF49)

48 Ugh. Ground stop at Reagan Dulles BWI. Radar out, it seems. I’m stuck in KC airport still.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 13, 2026 07:49 PM (t9vjs)

49 39 The Armored MMA is odd but watchable.

Are they going to bring back jousting next?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 07:45 PM (6ydKt)

I know multiple people who are trying to do just that.

There already is both a National and International League set up.... just not getting any real Media attention yet.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 13, 2026 07:49 PM (mP0Kj)

50 Married guys that keep touting boobs must have really flat chested wives.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 07:38 PM (+nEug)

—————-

The Duchess is rather well endowed, but as Ron White said, once you’ve seen one, you pretty much want to see them all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 13, 2026 07:49 PM (u73oe)

51 Headline from the World of Corrupt Sports (AP):

"WADA to weigh barring Trump, US officials from LA Olympics and possibly World Cup over unpaid dues"

Excerpt:

"The World Anti-Doping Agency is considering rewriting its rules to try barring President Donald Trump and all U.S. government officials from attending the LA Olympics in 2028 in a move that could also have implications for the World Cup being hosted by the U.S. this summer.

The proposal, on the agenda for next Tuesday's meeting of the global drug-fighting watchdog's executive committee, is the latest maneuver to come out of a yearslong refusal of the U.S. government to pay its annual dues to WADA. The refusal is part of the American government's unanimous, bipartisan protest of the agency's handling of a case involving Chinese swimmers and other issues."

Posted by: mrp at March 13, 2026 07:49 PM (rj6Yv)

52 The red robot in the Mecha MMA getting up, in multiple ways, after landing horizontal is awesome.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 07:49 PM (6ydKt)

53 no comment

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 07:50 PM (+nEug)

54 The Mullahs will be welcome setting up Mosque in Canada or England

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)

55 Ben Had, you truly do not understand the power of boobs.

Posted by: Bulg

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I've had many near-accidents as a result of the existence of boobs -- and asses -- but mostly asses.

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 07:50 PM (My0zW)

56 I can look at all the male ass I want to because I am single.
Posted by: Ben Had

And don't think we didn't notice!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2026 07:51 PM (cYBz/)

57 I agree, Ben Had.

Disrespectful amd attention seeking.

Posted by: Sick of it at March 13, 2026 07:52 PM (8Xlir)

58 I find it particularly exhilarating when octogenarians get into brawls in a highly contested pickleball match. No quarter. Come get some, bitch!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 13, 2026 07:52 PM (M9gjJ)

59 The Mullahs will be welcome setting up Mosque in Canada or England

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)

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Old & Busted: MAID (Medical Assistance In Dying).
New Hotness: MAID (Muslim Assistance in Dying).

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 07:52 PM (My0zW)

60 Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!
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I doubt snow is going to slow down our bombers.

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2026 07:53 PM (vSvIl)

61 Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!
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I doubt snow is going to slow down our bombers.
Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2026 07:53 PM (vSvIl)
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It may slow down theirs, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 07:54 PM (ESVrU)

62 Canada is going to accept all these Iranian mullahs? Disgraceful!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2026 07:54 PM (fQqaC)

63 I forgot the Boasberg link

https://instapundit.com/782480/

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 07:54 PM (YwEeS)

64 I know multiple people who are trying to do just that.

There already is both a National and International League set up.... just not getting any real Media attention yet.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 13, 2026 07:49 PM (mP0Kj)

I'm guessing if somebody gets killed during a tournament it would become world-famous quickly.

But I'd watch it for sure.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 07:54 PM (6ydKt)

65 Boobs! Has been a running gag here for years. Y’all have a good evening.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 13, 2026 07:55 PM (u73oe)

66 I make no apology for my love of boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 07:55 PM (77rzZ)

67 Anyway, an all around, exciting Ocho Cafe, Ace.

The folly of youth.

Thanks, and good weekend.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 13, 2026 07:55 PM (NFX2v)

68 Canada giving us an excuse...

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 07:55 PM (YwEeS)

69 What's all this about protecting the Straights of Hormuz but nothing for the Gays of Hormuz? I'm sure they're fabulous!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 13, 2026 07:55 PM (ndZc7)

70 Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 07:52 PM (My0zW)

Well turned phrase, ShainS.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2026 07:55 PM (fQqaC)

71 Well turned phrase, ShainS
_-_
Acronym reconfliction

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 07:56 PM (vd6bO)

72 Superman Punch in Armor: Armored MMA

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Remind me again that we're NOT in the Bread & Circuses stage of the Death of The Republic?

/rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 07:57 PM (My0zW)

73 Mullahs in Canada:

What's a Mullah without some Mullees?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 07:57 PM (8avO+)

74 What? No Australian Rules Tractor Pulling?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 13, 2026 07:57 PM (zZSxi)

75 Superman Punch in Armor: Armored MMA

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Remind me again that we're NOT in the Bread & Circuses stage of the Death of The Republic?

/rhetorical
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 07:57 PM (My0zW)

The Circuses had good shows, unlike Hollywood.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 07:58 PM (8avO+)

76 Is anybody else getting a bunch of crazy email spam? Not the ordinary stuff, weird, maybe AI generated spam that makes no sense. Are we being spammed by Islamists?

Posted by: fd at March 13, 2026 07:59 PM (vFG9F)

77 My supersweet husband took my glasses to clean, and I was reading the links, and thought I saw Jesuit racing. I would subscribe to the Ocho just for that.

Posted by: moki at March 13, 2026 07:59 PM (wLjpr)

78 Boasberg should just run for President,
Oh, but then some othrr Commissar Judge will rule him out.
Oh well, back to.my drawing board

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0)

79 The red robot in the Mecha MMA getting up, in multiple ways, after landing horizontal is awesome.

The flying dropkick was cool if not particularly effective.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 13, 2026 08:01 PM (Fs0KI)

80 I forgot the Boasberg link

https://instapundit.com/782480/

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 07:54 PM (YwEeS)

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"YES, IT’S JUDGE BOASBERG AGAIN: Judge blocks DOJ’s criminal probe of Federal Reserve, blasting it as political."

You can't investigate criminality by Democrat-Communists, h8rs!

/Will no one rid me of this meddlesome creep?

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 08:01 PM (My0zW)

81 Persian oppo forces have set up a website to publish addresses of Basij thugs. Israel has said they will be targets at home.

IGRC is telling Basij to go into sewers to avoid air attack.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 08:01 PM (8avO+)

82 Michigan state Ohio state and grand valley state have the best college dodgeball teams in the country every year.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 13, 2026 08:01 PM (YZ0Fo)

83 76 Is anybody else getting a bunch of crazy email spam? Not the ordinary stuff, weird, maybe AI generated spam that makes no sense. Are we being spammed by Islamists?
Posted by: fd

I have a paid service that removes data from databrokers where my email and other personal info appears. And checks the darkweb. Lots of emails though I never see as have decent screening where they go to the bin automatically.

Posted by: whig at March 13, 2026 08:01 PM (E4rtv)

84 A man shot and killed by Dallas police earlier this week was a familiar figure in North Texas law enforcement – and part of the security detail for U.S. Rep. Jasmine Crockett, sources told CBS News Texas.

Multiple law enforcement sources tell CBS News Texas the man, known publicly as Mike King, had been using aliases while running a business that placed officers in off‑duty jobs.

King was killed Wednesday night after a standoff with Dallas police SWAT officers. Police say he fled into a hospital parking garage, barricaded himself inside a vehicle, and was forced out by tear gas before pulling a gun on officers.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2026 08:03 PM (CNl8/)

85 "YES, IT’S JUDGE BOASBERG AGAIN: Judge blocks DOJ’s criminal probe of Federal Reserve, blasting it as political."

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No one is above the law except the Fed!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 13, 2026 08:04 PM (ndZc7)

86 Ha! Racing Jesuits pursued by the Domini Canes. I'd watch!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 08:05 PM (kpS4V)

87 Those downhill "soapbox" racers look a lot more like midget racers, minus engines. Some of them have pretty elaborate suspensions, and they are using small auto wheels.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 08:05 PM (8zz6B)

88 Looks like we bombed the island in Iran.

Posted by: beckster at March 13, 2026 08:05 PM (I7J98)

89 It's not a real cafe without puppehs!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 13, 2026 08:06 PM (tcsrY)

90 Wind's been blowing fiercely all day. No trees down, yet.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 08:06 PM (kpS4V)

91 We bombed the island in Iran, except the oil facilities.

Iran has figured out bombing our refuelers on the ground is a good strategy (they apparently have done 6 on the ground now, although all are repairable - although maybe I'd get those planes some parachutes, just in case the repairs don't take well enough)...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:07 PM (tOcjL)

92 Still snowing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 08:07 PM (A5RD0)

93 Ugh. Ground stop at Reagan Dulles BWI. Radar out, it seems. I’m stuck in KC airport still.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 13, 2026 07:49 PM (t9vjs)
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WTOP is reporting that the ground stop is lifted and planes have been taking off, so hopefully you'll be able to come home soon!

Posted by: bluebell at March 13, 2026 08:08 PM (afFes)

94 90 Wind's been blowing fiercely all day. No trees down, yet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 08:06 PM (kpS4V)

We had trees down on main roads, train tracks, and power lines - I just got power back after 3+ hours...and my lines are underground in my community, so the line that went down was on the main road...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:08 PM (tOcjL)

95 Most of my spam gets filtered too. Not these though, too random and weird. I was just wondering if it was a trend.

Posted by: fd at March 13, 2026 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

96 93 Ugh. Ground stop at Reagan Dulles BWI. Radar out, it seems. I’m stuck in KC airport still.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 13, 2026 07:49 PM (t9vjs)
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WTOP is reporting that the ground stop is lifted and planes have been taking off, so hopefully you'll be able to come home soon!
Posted by: bluebell at March 13, 2026 08:08 PM (afFes)

Power was lost many places here starting around 4pm, so that's not a surprise...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:09 PM (tOcjL)

97 >>Still snowing.

Snowed all day, today. Probably get more tonight, too.

But it will be 70 in a few days. So, fun to see.

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2026 08:09 PM (erF49)

98 Looks like we bombed the island in Iran.
Posted by: beckster

I think it was Kong Island. This could mean trouble.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 13, 2026 08:09 PM (ndZc7)

99 Iran has figured out bombing our refuelers on the ground is a good strategy (they apparently have done 6 on the ground now, although all are repairable - although maybe I'd get those planes some parachutes, just in case the repairs don't take well enough)...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:07 PM (tOcjL)

interesting, can I get a link for this piece of information ? thanks

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:09 PM (GD0B3)

100 Square profile picture
The White House
@WhiteHouse
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55m
“Moments ago, at my direction, the United States Central Command executed one of the most powerful bombing raids in the History of the Middle East, and totally obliterated every MILITARY target in Iran’s crown jewel, Kharg Island...

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 08:10 PM (ZxPkt)

101 I think it was Kong Island. This could mean trouble.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 13, 2026 08:09 PM (ndZc7)

Kharg...

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:10 PM (GD0B3)

102 \🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:10 PM (GD0B3)

103 It’s been a crazy, beautiful snowstorm all day today. Weathercasters totally missed it.

So funny.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 08:10 PM (A5RD0)

104 98 Looks like we bombed the island in Iran.
Posted by: beckster

I think it was Kong Island. This could mean trouble.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 13, 2026 08:09 PM (ndZc7)

Kharg Island

Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:10 PM (tOcjL)

105 44 Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 07:47 PM (8avO+)

Evidence:
https://tinyurl.com/3bbn6bnf

Posted by: beckster at March 13, 2026 08:11 PM (I7J98)

106 Looks like we bombed the island in Iran.
Posted by: beckster

I think it was Kong Island. This could mean trouble.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 13, 2026 08:09 PM (ndZc7)

only for Tokyo

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 08:12 PM (8avO+)

107 "Five U.S. Air Force refueling planes were struck and damaged on the ground at Prince Sultan air base in Saudi Arabia, according to two U.S. officials.

The tankers were hit during an Iranian missile strike on the Saudi base in recent days, the officials said. U.S. Central Command declined to comment. The tankers were damaged but not fully destroyed and are being repaired, one of the officials said. No one was killed in the strikes.

The news brings the total number of Air Force refueling planes damaged or destroyed to at least seven."

Zerohedge stole a Wall Street Journal update (I believe it's paywalled there, but it starts from them)...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:12 PM (tOcjL)

108 Star Trek is on. It's then one where they go to a place that is a lot like Earth in a different century.

Posted by: fd at March 13, 2026 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

109 Canada is going to accept all these Iranian mullahs? Disgraceful!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2026 07:54 PM (fQqaC)

If they put any in my 'hood, I will send Pete Hegseth the co-ordinates. But they won't, of course. Those goatrapers will get cushy apartments in the biggest cities.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 08:12 PM (8zz6B)

110

I'm so jealous of others getting snow.

No snow here in SW Wyoming and we need it to fill the reservoir and to have enough water to make it through fire season.

It ain't looking good this year.

Posted by: four seasons at March 13, 2026 08:12 PM (3ek7K)

111 And Ben Had,

I’ll sit and enjoy the view any time. Married men really should keep Their tongues in their mouths. Observing and grinning is different than openly salivating all the time. It gets old.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 08:12 PM (A5RD0)

112 You announce Kharg Island bombing on a Friday so the commodities traders have a few days to get a grip before oil trading starts again on Monday.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2026 08:13 PM (CNl8/)

113 I go the joke!! OK?!

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:13 PM (GD0B3)

114 So 6 + the one that crashed killing everyone b/c of no parachutes.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:13 PM (tOcjL)

115 I can look at all the male ass I want to because I am single.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 07:48 PM

Just to be clear, that's fine gentlemen gluteals, and not, say, Adam Schiff or Eric Swalwell, correct? ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2026 08:14 PM (0sNs1)

116 What's all this about protecting the Straights of Hormuz but nothing for the Gays of Hormuz? I'm sure they're fabulous!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 13, 2026 07:55 PM (ndZc7)

Would female bovines of loose morals be Whoremoos?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 08:14 PM (8zz6B)

117 ‘Ettes are getting upset over ‘Ron’s talking about boobs? Really?

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:15 PM (77rzZ)

118 all I see is "Reuters could not immediately verify the report."

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:15 PM (GD0B3)

119 The Jesuits are pimps. They could never outrace the Benedictines.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2026 08:16 PM (JkO4W)

120
Bulg,

I know you are looking for a job.

Why don't you get involved with porn videos. You could direct or whatever and hopefully get your fill of boobs.

I bet you would make lots of money in the porn business.

Posted by: four seasons at March 13, 2026 08:17 PM (3ek7K)

121 "Will no one rid me of this meddlesome creep?
Posted by: ShainS"

I do not understand why they have not found the skeleton in this guy's closet yet. Just look at him. Would you be surprised if you found out he eats bugs?

Posted by: fd at March 13, 2026 08:17 PM (vFG9F)

122 No one said why refueling plane went down in Iraq, but two planes were involved, one landed safely in Israel, the other unfortunately went down in Iraq. Details of why are unknown.

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:17 PM (GD0B3)

123 It’s been a crazy, beautiful snowstorm all day today. Weathercasters totally missed it.

So funny.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 08:10 PM

Enjoy that last bit of winter!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 13, 2026 08:17 PM (Wnv9h)

124 Lol

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 08:18 PM (A5RD0)

125 I’ll sit and enjoy the view any time. Married men really should keep Their tongues in their mouths. Observing and grinning is different than openly salivating all the time. It gets old.

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I guess the eye-bulging and the aaa-OOO-gah sound effects are right out then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2026 08:18 PM (JkO4W)

126 As far as the damage to the planes in Saudi, I will wait for the report from Pentagon.

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:18 PM (GD0B3)

127 60 Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!
-
I doubt snow is going to slow down our bombers.
Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2026 07:53 PM (vSvIl)

Please do.

Of all the Islamist ass kissing Western nations in the world, how bad is it, that Canada is the prefered destination? Hell, France probably wasn't even given a second thought over this Islamist loving shithole.

"Well Mohamad, it'll be about 80 degrees colder, but I'd feel safest in Canada!'

I just watched the Terrifier trilogy but now I'm in the mood for something even more brutal. By theway, great movies and the lead actresses breasts in the second movie were mesmerizing.

If the Horde is into stuff like that. Night all....

Posted by: Stateless at March 13, 2026 08:18 PM (Sco7b)

128 116 What's all this about protecting the Straights of Hormuz but nothing for the Gays of Hormuz? I'm sure they're fabulous!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 13, 2026 07:55 PM (ndZc7)

Would female bovines of loose morals be Whoremoos?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 08:14 PM (8zz6B)

No Gays of Hormuz until June... Pride month ya know?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 13, 2026 08:19 PM (mP0Kj)

129 I do not understand why they have not found the skeleton in this guy's closet yet. Just look at him. Would you be surprised if you found out he eats bugs?

Posted by: fd at March 13, 2026 08:17 PM (vFG9F)

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If it looks like a pedo, talks like a pedo, and rules like a pedo ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 08:19 PM (My0zW)

130 The female gaze. It's real.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1)

131
Go ahead, close out.

I'm here for you, Weird Dave.

Posted by: Auspex at March 13, 2026 08:20 PM (Y8DZL)

132 Cicero,
It’s funny but not on a constant basis. Some commenters don’t know the difference between comic relief and being creepy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 08:20 PM (A5RD0)

133 a week ago WSJ was reporting that the Kurds are crossing into Iran...they have great sources

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:21 PM (GD0B3)

134 120 Nah, I got no video skills. Unlike TJM.

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:21 PM (77rzZ)

135 I guess the eye-bulging and the aaa-OOO-gah sound effects are right out then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2026 08:18 PM

But we can still go "honk-honk" while squeezing our nose, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2026 08:21 PM (0sNs1)

136 I guess the eye-bulging and the aaa-OOO-gah sound effects are right out then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2026 08:18 PM (JkO4W)
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Tex Avery hardest hit.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 08:21 PM (ESVrU)

137 Good evening, friends! Kind of a late evening, just got in. Making salad for the crew with grilled chicken, strawberries, blueberries and spinach. Not the fanciest, but quick!

Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 08:21 PM (p4NUW)

138 No one said why refueling plane went down in Iraq, but two planes were involved, one landed safely in Israel, the other unfortunately went down in Iraq. Details of why are unknown.
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:17 PM (GD0B3)

Sounds like a mid-air collision. I saw a report here last night that the plane which made it to israel had a big chunk missing from its vertical stabilizer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 08:22 PM (8zz6B)

139 122 No one said why refueling plane went down in Iraq, but two planes were involved, one landed safely in Israel, the other unfortunately went down in Iraq. Details of why are unknown.
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:17 PM (GD0B3)

The Reuters report of the WSJ article are different planes.

CNN has the video of the refueler that landed in the 2 plane issue - the landed plane has noticeable tail damage. It was well done of the pilot to safely land it.

Planes with no parachutes has got to be fixed asap.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:22 PM (tOcjL)

140 Them gay Hormuzez can take dat rainbow flag and shove it whea da sun don't shine!

Posted by: zombie Archie Bunker at March 13, 2026 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

141 Fancy enough for me, Piper. Pass some o' that over here!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 08:23 PM (vd6bO)

142 I loved my mom's salad made with mandarin oranges and slivered almonds. Classy!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 08:24 PM (kpS4V)

143 It's Friday and you deserve to hear “Addicted To Love” in Cantonese.
https://tinyurl.com/4vuhzweh

Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at March 13, 2026 08:24 PM (VPPG8)

144 If the Ayatollahs really fled to Canada then US and / or Israel should send in hit teams to eliminate* them.

*Capture for crimes against humanity, try, and if convicted, execute, all done within five minutes. They earned no more justice the Iranian protesters received. So this would be giving them leniency.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2026 08:24 PM (/lPRQ)

145 "The female gaze. It's real.
Posted by: Duncanthrax "

I do try to ignore it. Let 'em have their thrill.

Posted by: fd at March 13, 2026 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

146 120
Bulg,

I know you are looking for a job.

Why don't you get involved with porn videos. You could direct or whatever and hopefully get your fill of boobs.

I bet you would make lots of money in the porn business.
Posted by: four seasons at March 13, 2026 08:17 PM (3ek7K)

Don't be fooled, the adult content industry is very, very competitive. It's a dong eat dong world out there.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 13, 2026 08:24 PM (w/O5Q)

147
Wine beer and popcorn here tonight.

Hey, it's Friday night!

Posted by: four seasons at March 13, 2026 08:24 PM (3ek7K)

148 Hi Piper and everyone else.
Rant over, heading up.
Slight cold coming on.
Good night all.

Posted by: Stateless at March 13, 2026 08:24 PM (Sco7b)

149
Trump has publicly stated years ago that we'll seize Kharg island.

Posted by: Auspex at March 13, 2026 08:25 PM (Y8DZL)

150 141 Fancy enough for me, Piper. Pass some o' that over here!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 08:23 PM

Let me make this vinaigrette and I will send it on over!

Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 08:25 PM (p4NUW)

151 There already is an Ayatollah in Canada, the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah, Chris Jericho.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at March 13, 2026 08:25 PM (h/O4U)

152 Planes with no parachutes has got to be fixed asap.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:22 PM (tOcjL)

Is it possible for crew members to don a parachute, and then safely reach an exit that is safe to jump from?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 08:25 PM (8zz6B)

153 KHARG!!

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 08:26 PM (ZxPkt)

154 Never watched ESPN but it appears to have gone full faggot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 08:26 PM (BENy5)

155 Trump has publicly stated years ago that we'll seize Kharg island.

==

cool, I think it's happening

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:26 PM (GD0B3)

156
Trump has publicly stated years ago that we'll seize Kharg island.
Posted by: Auspex

Sounds like a Klingon name.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2026 08:27 PM (Cqx++)

157 >No one said why refueling plane went down in Iraq, but two planes were involved, one landed safely in Israel, the other unfortunately went down in Iraq. Details of why are unknown.
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mid-air collision

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 08:27 PM (ZxPkt)

158
132 Cicero,
It’s funny but not on a constant basis. Some commenters don’t know the difference between comic relief and being creepy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 08:20 PM (A5RD0)

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See? This is why I always intersperse my hound-doggage with higher, more erudite wit, usually having to do with Christian heresies or bodily functions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2026 08:27 PM (JkO4W)

159 wait a minute...He said we will take Greenland ! uh oh..

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:27 PM (GD0B3)

160 Trump Kharg Island ?

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:28 PM (GD0B3)

161 Kong Island is , well, you know where King Kong is from

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 08:28 PM (Ia/+0)

162 152 Planes with no parachutes has got to be fixed asap.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:22 PM (tOcjL)

Is it possible for crew members to don a parachute, and then safely reach an exit that is safe to jump from?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 08:25 PM (8zz6B)

In the refuelers - yes. HOWEVER, the Air Force cheaped out in 2008 and took them out. So, they currently have none. I think the enemy have figured that out, so we need these sitting ducks fixed asap both inside and outside the plane.

Parachutes are cheap - and can save at least 4-5 of the normal 6 folks on board...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:28 PM (tOcjL)

163 Don’t laugh but Canadascheduled to be our Lebanon.

Posted by: Accomac at March 13, 2026 08:29 PM (AZXeW)

164 is it safe to parachute from a jet aircraft

not talking about ejection seat
I mean, can you open a side door and bail out

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 08:29 PM (ZxPkt)

165 Kong Island is , well, you know where King Kong is from
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 08:28 PM

Ahem.

Posted by: Donkey at March 13, 2026 08:30 PM (0sNs1)

166 The ladies freaking out over boob talk cracks me up.

Ladies, we men look at boobs ALL THE FREAKING TIME, whether we’re married/hooked up or not. How can you not know this?

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:30 PM (77rzZ)

167 It's probably safer than crashing.

Posted by: fd at March 13, 2026 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

168 Might be some airspeed considerations there. Never tried bailing out of a plane of any type.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 08:31 PM (vd6bO)

169 Let's take ALL the islands! Kharg, Greenland, Ibiza, Bermuda, Baffin..,

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 08:31 PM (kpS4V)

170 is it safe to parachute from a jet aircraft

not talking about ejection seat
I mean, can you open a side door and bail out
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 08:29 PM

Don't ask me.

Posted by: D.B. Cooper at March 13, 2026 08:31 PM (0sNs1)

171 80

'Will no one rid me of this meddlesome creep?'

Does shaking my fist at him and wishing him dead help?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 13, 2026 08:31 PM (fd80v)

172 164 is it safe to parachute from a jet aircraft

not talking about ejection seat
I mean, can you open a side door and bail out
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 08:29 PM (ZxPkt)

YES. It's why they had parachutes til 2008. They weren't taken out b/c you couldn't jump out. They were taken out b/c they were deemed to expensive to keep safe and personnel trained on planes that were deemed not to be under much threat.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:31 PM (tOcjL)

173 Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!

And the UK. Bastards.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 13, 2026 08:32 PM (7Cdr7)

174 Kong Island is , well, you know where King Kong is from
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 08:28 PM (Ia/+0)

Kharg Island is where Queen Kharg came from. You know, the giant nightcrawler that popped its head up in the courtyard of the Pentagon. The movie was a bust. Nobody took the bait.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 08:32 PM (8zz6B)

175 weaselacres on tousi

Posted by: Accomac at March 13, 2026 08:33 PM (nLdZ2)

176 Military genius. Let's cut the stuff that keeps our troops safer (like parachutes and parachute training) so that we can probably fund worthless climate change or DEI stuff - that would have been 2008 onward...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:33 PM (tOcjL)

177
Jetsuit racing (finals).

Those racing Jesuits consume high octane souls at an alarming rate!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 13, 2026 08:33 PM (xG4kz)

178 is it safe to parachute from a jet aircraft

not talking about ejection seat
I mean, can you open a side door and bail out
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 08:29 PM

Short answer, yes.

Even the C-5A Galaxy is man-rated. But the the C-5A's case, just because something can be done doesn't mean it should be done, according to the men who jumped.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2026 08:33 PM (0sNs1)

179 Who was president in 2008? Hmm .

Posted by: fd at March 13, 2026 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

180 King Kong is from Skull Island.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2026 08:34 PM (Cqx++)

181 YES. It's why they had parachutes til 2008. They weren't taken out b/c you couldn't jump out. They were taken out b/c they were deemed to expensive to keep safe and personnel trained on planes that were deemed not to be under much threat.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:31 PM (tOcjL)
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I did not know this.

If I were a pilot, and bored, I'd eject two dummies in pilot uniforms with time-release parachutes, and listen to the howls of terror from the cabin.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 08:34 PM (kpS4V)

182 King Kong is from Skull Island.

===

Should we take that too ?

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:34 PM (GD0B3)

183 I'm not sure we want Monster Island. Like the man said, just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.

Posted by: fd at March 13, 2026 08:36 PM (vFG9F)

184 At some point the outflow of Ayatollahs will become difficult for Iran to sustain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2026 08:36 PM (JkO4W)

185 just because something can be done doesn't mean it should be done
_-_
Yeah, that's what I was wondering about...clearly better than staying in a plane that will crash, but there might be some measures necessary to survive the thing depending on airspeed and altitude?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 08:36 PM (vd6bO)

186 Should we take that too ?
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:34 PM (GD0B3)

weren't there some dinosaurs and ooga-booga natives, too?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 08:37 PM (8zz6B)

187 Don't be fooled, the adult content industry is very, very competitive. It's a dong eat dong world out there.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 13, 2026 08:24 PM (w/O5Q)

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* golf clap *

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 08:37 PM (My0zW)

188 I better call it a night, no reason to get up tomorrow but doesn't mean I wont.
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 08:37 PM (Ia/+0)

189 "Sounds like a Klingon name."

"King Kong is from Skull Island."

Kharg, son of Skull

Posted by: Tuna at March 13, 2026 08:38 PM (lJ0H4)

190 Skull Island also had dinosaurs on it. Not sure we want it.

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:38 PM (77rzZ)

191 >No one said why refueling plane went down in Iraq, but two planes were involved, one landed safely in Israel, the other unfortunately went down in Iraq. Details of why are unknown.
----

mid-air collision
Posted by: Don Black

SIL is a former KC135 captain. He said refueling during combat scenarios is hairy. Most often it involves multiple tankers in close proximity with customers qued up.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 13, 2026 08:38 PM (7Cdr7)

192 145 "The female gaze. It's real.
Posted by: Duncanthrax "

I do try to ignore it. Let 'em have their thrill.
Posted by: fd at March 13, 2026 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

I don't know what's happened to me, but sometimes when I'm driving and I see a particularly nice-looking man walking, or working, I want to stick my head out the window and yell "hey, handsome!" or "nice ass!"

And I think of all of my indignation at being the object of such attention as a young gal. I keep mouth shut, but it kinda makes me laugh.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 13, 2026 08:38 PM (h7ZuX)

193 The United States Central Command (CENTCOM) conducted a significant strike on Kharg Island, Iran’s key oil terminal, as announced by President Trump.

The operation targeted military assets while sparing the island’s oil infrastructure, which is crucial for nearly 90% of Iran’s oil exports. Trump emphasized the power of the U.S. weapons used but chose not to destroy the oil facilities to maintain decency.

CENTCOM’s latest release highlighted missions involving B-2 stealth bombers but did not confirm the specific targeting of Kharg Island.
_/mynewswave.com

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 08:39 PM (BENy5)

194
I thought that Kharg Island was where KHAN! was exiled by the Federation.

That "Settee Alpha Six" appellation was just a smoke screen to fool the Starfleet brass that they had shipped Khan's hiney to "...up way over yonder!"

Were Starfleet's brass unaware that Settee Alpha Six was inhabited solely by naked fat men on Ottomans? I think not!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 13, 2026 08:39 PM (xG4kz)

195 The crew other than the pilots may have no reason to stay on board and should at least have the option.

Posted by: fd at March 13, 2026 08:39 PM (vFG9F)

196 Eater Island.

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:40 PM (GD0B3)

197
We all learned here yesterday that you can toss a cat out of a plane, no problem.

Posted by: Auspex at March 13, 2026 08:40 PM (Y8DZL)

198 190 Skull Island also had dinosaurs on it. Not sure we want it.
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:38 PM (77rzZ)

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There's big money to be made in dinosaurs.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at March 13, 2026 08:40 PM (JkO4W)

199 Turok, Son of Stone

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:40 PM (77rzZ)

200 t some point the outflow of Ayatollahs will become difficult for Iran to sustain.
Posted by: Cicero

Avocado oil is better.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2026 08:41 PM (/lPRQ)

201 The operation targeted military assets while sparing the island’s oil infrastructure, which is crucial for nearly 90% of Iran’s oil exports. Trump emphasized the power of the U.S. weapons used but chose not to destroy the oil facilities to maintain decency.

CENTCOM’s latest release highlighted missions involving B-2 stealth bombers but did not confirm the specific targeting of Kharg Island.
_/mynewswave.com
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 08:39 PM (BENy5)

It's almost like Trump wants the next Shah to have some income-earning potential for his country when he is able to take over.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 08:41 PM (8zz6B)

202 > trained on planes that were deemed not to be under much threat.
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I'm no aviator, though I have seen Son Of Flubber. But it seems to me that any plane up in the air is under threat, however remote, of falling to the ground unexpectedly.

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 08:42 PM (ZxPkt)

203 105 44 Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 07:47 PM (8avO+)
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Put my money on Paris, many said Russia. Who had Canada on their dance card? Well, we won't have to travel so far to kill them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 08:42 PM (BENy5)

204 And I think of all of my indignation at being the object of such attention as a young gal. I keep mouth shut, but it kinda makes me laugh.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 13, 2026

Those situations require a Mr. Microphone, which you wouldn’t have with you, so it helps the self control, too.

Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 08:42 PM (Q9G/L)

205 Those situations require a Mr. Microphone, which you wouldn’t have with you, so it helps the self control, too.
Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 08:42 PM (Q9G/L)

Many CB radios had a P.A. function, using a horn speaker discreetly mounted under the hood of your car.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 08:44 PM (8zz6B)

206
I'm not sure we want Monster Island. Like the man said, just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
Posted by: fd

They can form a three site sports league with the lovely cannibals from North Sentinel Island near India and the serpents on Snake Island off the coast of Brazil.

The frightfully high turner of athletes would make the phrase, "Sure, we're a young team, Cotton, but with loads of potential!" a continuing staple in every on-air interview.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 13, 2026 08:44 PM (xG4kz)

207 202 > trained on planes that were deemed not to be under much threat.
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I'm no aviator, though I have seen Son Of Flubber. But it seems to me that any plane up in the air is under threat, however remote, of falling to the ground unexpectedly.
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 08:42 PM (ZxPkt)

Yes, having been Air Force, but having left before 2008, I'm shocked they forgot that 1st rule. Like, it's the AIR Force, not the Chair Force...I wanna know which bean counter told the 4 star or the civilian chief that THIS cut was the one that should be made to fund the climate change initiative.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:44 PM (tOcjL)

208 Put my money on Paris, many said Russia. Who had Canada on their dance card? Well, we won't have to travel so far to kill them.

Posted by: Braenyard -

Apparently some did originally flee to France but France has kicked them out.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 13, 2026 08:44 PM (7Cdr7)

209 The clerisy is probably not welcome in Russia.

In reality there is no escape for them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:45 PM (RIvkX)

210
It's almost like Trump wants the next Shah to have some income-earning potential for his country when he is able to take over.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---

Some of the first military targets would be infrastructure such as power generating and water purification/distribution plants. Neither US nor Israel has touched them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 08:45 PM (BENy5)

211 I mean, I say climate change inititiave...it could have also been all sorts of leftwing cause celeb...but that was the biggie in 2008, I'd think...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:45 PM (tOcjL)

212 188. ‘Night, Skip.

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:46 PM (77rzZ)

213 Lots of disappearing space in Canada for goatraping clerics.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2026 08:46 PM (+aHIC)

214 Those situations require a Mr. Microphone, which you wouldn’t have with you, so it helps the self control, too.
Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 08:42 PM (Q9G/L)

LOL, so true.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 13, 2026 08:46 PM (h7ZuX)

215 152 Planes with no parachutes has got to be fixed asap.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:22 PM (tOcjL)

Is it possible for crew members to don a parachute, and then safely reach an exit that is safe to jump from?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 08:25 PM (8zz6B)

Probably not on a jet tanker, would be going too fast, and would need ejection seats, which would require a major redesign.

Posted by: a.moron at March 13, 2026 08:47 PM (X5Jzz)

216 Stopped at Costco today. The parking lot was almost full, but it wasn't a zoo inside. I don't think I saw any diversity (wink, wink) today, as opposed to a year ago.

I did notice that the entryway, where they normally put their sale items, was lined with nothing but allergy medicines today.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 13, 2026 08:47 PM (zZSxi)

217 Put my money on Paris, many said Russia. Who had Canada on their dance card? Well, we won't have to travel so far to kill them.

Posted by: Braenyard

Canada would be OK because Trump can just close the border until they are turned over for something something crimes. Oh, yeah, having unarmed protesters shot in the streets. Tens of thousands of them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2026 08:48 PM (/lPRQ)

218 "Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!"

Why would they think they would be safe in Canada?

Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2026 08:49 PM (Q+gd/)

219
Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!

MAID men

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2026 08:50 PM (Cqx++)

220 vThat "Settee Alpha Six" appellation was just a smoke screen to fool the Starfleet brass that they had shipped Khan's hiney to "...up way over yonder!"

Ceti alpha six... a planet encased in rich Corinthian leather...

Posted by: Zombie Ricardo Montalban at March 13, 2026 08:50 PM (/HDaX)

221 Yes, having been Air Force, but having left before 2008, I'm shocked they forgot that 1st rule. Like, it's the AIR Force, not the Chair Force...I wanna know which bean counter told the 4 star or the civilian chief that THIS cut was the one that should be made to fund the climate change initiative.
Posted by: Nova Local

Not just the parachutes, but the whole support chain that comes with it. Probably million$ saved!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2026 08:50 PM (/lPRQ)

222 Canada is home to a HUGE Iranian diaspora. Some of the biggest pro Shah demonstration were in Toronto. the ayatollah will need to shave his beard and his women will need to take those garbage bags off to fit in !

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:51 PM (GD0B3)

223 "Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!"

Why would they think they would be safe in Canada?
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China told them they'd be cool there.

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2026 08:51 PM (vSvIl)

224
Apparently some did originally flee to France but France has kicked them out.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables

Surely you remember that the Firstest Ayatollah and Chief Asshole-a, Ruhollah Khomeini, was living in exile in Paris when the Shah was rousted out of Iran back in 1979.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 13, 2026 08:51 PM (xG4kz)

225 Why would they think they would be safe in Canada?
Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2026 08:49 PM (Q+gd/)
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Because the Frogs will give them a parade down Rue St Catherine.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:52 PM (RIvkX)

226 Jetsuit racing (finals). If you want to see the earlier heats, start at about 8:00
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I read that as "Jesuit racing (finals)..."
Which would be fun in a different way.

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2026 08:53 PM (lCppi)

227 Surely you remember that the Firstest Ayatollah and Chief Asshole-a, Ruhollah Khomeini, was living in exile in Paris when the Shah was rousted out of Iran back in 1979.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Macron pulled his finger out of his ass and tested the wind.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 13, 2026 08:54 PM (7Cdr7)

228 Don’t they own a ton of properties in the UK? Why not go there? They would be right at home.

Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 08:54 PM (p4NUW)

229 Plane issue in DC...

"In a statement to WTOP, the FAA said the ground stops are due to a “strong chemical smell” at the Potomac Consolidated Terminal RADAR Approach Control (TRACON) in Virginia, affecting some air traffic controllers. No injuries were reported."

Hopefully this was a tree down that hit something or an idiot employee accident...

https://wtop.com/local/2026/03/ ground-stop-at-3-dc-area-airports- due-to-strong-chemical-smell/

Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:54 PM (tOcjL)

230 Canada is home to a HUGE Iranian diaspora. Some of the biggest pro Shah demonstration were in Toronto. the ayatollah will need to shave his beard and his women will need to take those garbage bags off to fit in !
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:51 PM (GD0B3)

Pahlavi Jr. becomes Shah. Some of his homies still in Canada whack the ayatoolahs and mullahs who fled to Canada, then they beat feet to Iran. Cuck Carney demands their extradition. Shah says, "fuck you". LOL

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 08:55 PM (8zz6B)

231 Don’t they own a ton of properties in the UK? Why not go there? They would be right at home.
Posted by: Piper

The UK is the other primary destination.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 13, 2026 08:56 PM (7Cdr7)

232
142 I loved my mom's salad made with mandarin oranges and slivered almonds. Classy!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 08:24 PM (kpS4V)

Yum! My dad made his with mandarin oranges, pineapple chunks, maraschino cherries, coconut and a mixture of sour cream and whipping cream, with the slivered almonds on top. Really refreshing with a heavy holiday meal. And it counted as salad, not dessert!

Posted by: moki at March 13, 2026 08:56 PM (wLjpr)

233 Ecuador has an excellent gravity racer scene.

https://youtu.be/MXQqJQWe7g8

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 13, 2026 08:56 PM (BnDlA)

234 Troops on the ground in Iran. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 13, 2026 08:56 PM (otZRM)

235 Surely you remember that the Firstest Ayatollah and Chief Asshole-a, Ruhollah Khomeini, was living in exile in Paris when the Shah was rousted out of Iran back in 1979.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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It's also where Bani Sadr fled after he was impeached by the mullahs.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 13, 2026 08:57 PM (0bjKf)

236 Hopefully this was a tree down that hit something or an idiot employee accident...

https://wtop.com/local/2026/03/ ground-stop-at-3-dc-area-airports- due-to-strong-chemical-smell/
Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 08:54 PM (tOcjL)

Guess we shouldn't have had Louie's retirement party at Chipotle!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 08:57 PM (8zz6B)

237 Khan was exiled to the planet Ceti Alpha V.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 08:58 PM (6ydKt)

238 Ah, Paris, gouttes de sang.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 08:58 PM (BENy5)

239 We'll always have Paris.

Posted by: Ayatollah Ilsa at March 13, 2026 08:58 PM (Q+gd/)

240
I read that as "Jesuit racing (finals)..."
Which would be fun in a different way.

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2026 08:53 PM (lCppi)

Thanks heavens, I thought it was just me!

Competition of the Friaries and Monasteries, winner takes all ... of what, I'm not sure, since they are supposed to have taken a vow of poverty...

Posted by: moki at March 13, 2026 08:58 PM (wLjpr)

241 We'll always have Paris.
Posted by: Ayatollah Ilsa

😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:59 PM (GD0B3)

242 Competition of the Friaries and Monasteries, winner takes all ... of what, I'm not sure, since they are supposed to have taken a vow of poverty...
Posted by: moki at March 13, 2026 08:58 PM (wLjpr)

Posted by: Trappists, doing the play-by-play at March 13, 2026 08:59 PM (8zz6B)

243 damn, you people are cruel

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 09:00 PM (GD0B3)

244 I only say that b/c between 5 VA college library bomb threats today (all on spring break and all deemed fake) and then the ground stop at all the VA airports for "smell"...well, if it was all coordinated, that's not a great sign after yesterday...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 09:00 PM (tOcjL)

245 I notice when I refresh the page, it's not jumping all over the place as usual

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 09:00 PM (ZxPkt)

246 Khan was exiled to the planet Ceti Alpha V.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 08:58 PM (6ydKt)
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The entire plot of Star Trek II was caused by a Starfleet bookkeeping error.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 09:00 PM (ESVrU)

247 >damn, you people are cruel
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you gotta be cruel to be kind

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 09:01 PM (ZxPkt)

248 243 damn, you people are cruel

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 09:00 PM (GD0B3)

We aim to one day make Victor Davis Hanson proud.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:01 PM (6ydKt)

249 I'm checking out now, too...hoping for a less newsworthy weekend to come. Boring is beautiful!

Posted by: Nova Local at March 13, 2026 09:01 PM (tOcjL)

250 damn, you people are cruel
Posted by: runner

You catch on fast.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 13, 2026 09:02 PM (7Cdr7)

251 Thanks heavens, I thought it was just me!

Competition of the Friaries and Monasteries, winner takes all ... of what, I'm not sure, since they are supposed to have taken a vow of poverty...
Posted by: moki at March 13, 2026 08:58 PM (wLjpr)
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If it's to the death, then the loser is first through the Gates of Paradise...which makes them technically the winner?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 09:02 PM (ESVrU)

252 I read that as "Jesuit racing (finals)..."
Which would be fun in a different way.

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2026 08:53 PM (lCppi)

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"While in the lead for the Americans, Father Jason hands the baton off to Father Karl ... who stops, and blesses himself as the Jamaican Jesuit runs past him!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 09:02 PM (My0zW)

253 Trump says US destroyed every military target on Iran’s Kharg Island, threatens oil infrastructure if tankers blocked

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 09:02 PM (BENy5)

254 243 damn, you people are cruel

and unusual

Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2026 09:03 PM (Q+gd/)

255 228 Don’t they own a ton of properties in the UK? Why not go there? They would be right at home.

Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 08:54 PM (p4NUW)

I read an article couple days ago claiming the new Supreme Leader, son of bombed-to-death Supreme Leader, personally owns properties in London worth tens of millions of dollars.

Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2026 09:03 PM (5rh/l)

256 246 Khan was exiled to the planet Ceti Alpha V.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 08:58 PM (6ydKt)
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The entire plot of Star Trek II was caused by a Starfleet bookkeeping error.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 09:00 PM (ESVrU)

Without looking it up, wasn't the plot in ST II that Khan and his people had to move to Ceti Alpha VI because the star in the system was destroying Ceti Alpha V?

It's been awhile since I've seen it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:03 PM (6ydKt)

257 SpeakingOf, other way around I think. The star was destroying VI, which fucked up the other planets, so V became a hellworld. "THIS IS CETI ALPHA V".

Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 09:05 PM (gKWVE)

258 "Without looking it up, wasn't the plot in ST II that Khan and his people had to move to Ceti Alpha VI because the star in the system was destroying Ceti Alpha V?"

Yes, Khan's wife was killed, really pissing him off.

Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2026 09:05 PM (Q+gd/)

259 read an article couple days ago claiming the new Supreme Leader, son of bombed-to-death Supreme Leader, personally owns properties in London worth tens of millions of dollars.
Posted by: Gref

Inherited it from daddy. $200+ million dollar property. It overlooks the Israeli embassy. No security issues there.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 13, 2026 09:05 PM (7Cdr7)

260
I read an article couple days ago claiming the new Supreme Leader, son of bombed-to-death Supreme Leader, personally owns properties in London worth tens of millions of dollars.
Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2026 09:03 PM (5rh/l)

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Just slap a barcode on him and DHL could get him there overnight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2026 09:05 PM (nWPIJ)

261 I read an article couple days ago claiming the new Supreme Leader, son of bombed-to-death Supreme Leader, personally owns properties in London worth tens of millions of dollars.
Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2026 09:03 PM (5rh/l)

I wish I had the business card monopoly in Tehran. Think of all the repeat business for Supreme Leader cards!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 09:05 PM (8zz6B)

262 240
I read that as "Jesuit racing (finals)..."
Which would be fun in a different way.

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2026 08:53 PM (lCppi)

Thanks heavens, I thought it was just me!

Competition of the Friaries and Monasteries, winner takes all ... of what, I'm not sure, since they are supposed to have taken a vow of poverty...
Posted by: moki

The Big East Tourney is going on, though the Providence Friars are no longer in it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 13, 2026 09:06 PM (Iz+f5)

263 Without looking it up, wasn't the plot in ST II that Khan and his people had to move to Ceti Alpha VI because the star in the system was destroying Ceti Alpha V?

It's been awhile since I've seen it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:03 PM (6ydKt)
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Something happened to Ceti Alpha VI, disrupting the orbit of Ceti Alpha V, which wiped out nearly all life on the planet.

Apparently the starship Reliant's databases hadn't been updated with new information about the star system.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 09:07 PM (ESVrU)

264 Something happened to Ceti Alpha VI, disrupting the orbit of Ceti Alpha V, which wiped out nearly all life on the planet.

Apparently the starship Reliant's databases hadn't been updated with new information about the star system.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 09:07 PM (ESVrU)

And there were no parachutes.

Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2026 09:08 PM (Q+gd/)

265 257 SpeakingOf, other way around I think. The star was destroying VI, which fucked up the other planets, so V became a hellworld. "THIS IS CETI ALPHA V".

Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 09:05 PM (gKWVE)
258 "Without looking it up, wasn't the plot in ST II that Khan and his people had to move to Ceti Alpha VI because the star in the system was destroying Ceti Alpha V?"

Yes, Khan's wife was killed, really pissing him off.

Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2026 09:05 PM (Q+gd/)

I just remember watching it and thinking; "How the hell was Kirk supposed to know that was going to happen when he left you there, you crazy Latino-Sikh?".

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:08 PM (6ydKt)

266 239 We'll always have Paris.

Posted by: Ayatollah Ilsa at March 13, 2026 08:58 PM (Q+gd/)

The Germans wore grey. You wore a bag over your head.

Posted by: Ayatollah Rick at March 13, 2026 09:10 PM (X5Jzz)

267 Apparently the starship Reliant's databases hadn't been updated with new information about the star system.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 09:07 PM (ESVrU)

It's nice to know the bureaucrats of the 22nd Century are just as incompetent as they are now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:10 PM (6ydKt)

268 What's the email for the pet thread?

Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 13, 2026 09:10 PM (KAi1n)

269 I just remember watching it and thinking; "How the hell was Kirk supposed to know that was going to happen when he left you there, you crazy Latino-Sikh?".
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:08 PM (6ydKt)
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I guess Khan blamed Kirk for not performing due diligence on the star system, ensuring that the star was relatively stable.

Again, chalk it up to improper Starfleet bookkeeping.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 09:11 PM (ESVrU)

270 you crazy Latino-Sikh?".
Posted by: SpeakingOf

But the crew still had excellent hair.
youtu.be/zlCqgQMjuNw

Posted by: Manowar would be envious at March 13, 2026 09:12 PM (gKWVE)

271 I guess Khan blamed Kirk for not performing due diligence on the star system, ensuring that the star was relatively stable.

Again, chalk it up to improper Starfleet bookkeeping.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 09:11 PM (ESVrU)

Shit happens.

Khan is lucky Kirk didn't just blow them all out of an airlock after their first encounter.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:12 PM (6ydKt)

272 It's nice to know the bureaucrats of the 22nd Century are just as incompetent as they are now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:10 PM (6ydKt)
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There's a great line in Babylon 5 by a doctor completing her paperwork (23rd century). It goes something like:

"Every time people say we're going to a paperless society, I get three new forms to fill out."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 09:12 PM (ESVrU)

273 I don't know what's happened to me, but sometimes when I'm driving and I see a particularly nice-looking man walking, or working, I want to stick my head out the window and yell "hey, handsome!" or "nice ass!"

And I think of all of my indignation at being the object of such attention as a young gal. I keep mouth shut, but it kinda makes me laugh.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Dash, you've just hit on (swidt?) a major difference between men and women.

Even at our advanced age of 29 (or maybe because of it, we'd laugh and smile bigly over you doing that!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2026 09:13 PM (cYBz/)

274 According to Investing.com, Trump leveled Iranian military sites on Kharg Island but spared oil terminals

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 09:14 PM (BENy5)

275 Poor Victor David Hanson is very ill.

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 09:14 PM (GD0B3)

276 But the crew still had excellent hair.
youtu.be/zlCqgQMjuNw

Posted by: Manowar would be envious at March 13, 2026 09:12 PM (gKWVE)

lol

I don't know where Khan's son got the blow dryer.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:14 PM (6ydKt)

277 The USS Reliant's Captain Clark Terrell and first officer Commander Pavel Chekov beamed down to evaluate a planet they mistakenly believed to be Ceti Alpha VI. After capture by Khan Noonien Singh, he explained that they are on Ceti Alpha V.

Fifteen years prior Kirk had exiled Khan and his followers on Ceti Alpha V, but six months later, Ceti Alpha VI exploded, drastically changing Ceti Alpha V's orbit.

Misidentifying Ceti Alpha was obviously a very easy mistake to make, much like forgetting to close a center tag at the end of a post.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2026 09:16 PM (0sNs1)

278 Yes, Khan's wife was killed, really pissing him off.
Posted by: davidt

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Devoted Husband finds himself on space joyride

This . . . is CNN

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 13, 2026 09:16 PM (8AONa)

279 Babylon Bee story on Islam:

https://tinyurl.com/pa36wv4p

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2026 09:16 PM (fQqaC)

280 275 Poor Victor David Hanson is very ill.

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 09:14 PM (GD0B3)

I thought he was better after the surgery?
He's been doing his podcast and writing articles again for a few weeks now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:16 PM (6ydKt)

281 I wonder if Cyrano Jones ever finished picking up all the tribbles.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 13, 2026 09:16 PM (KAi1n)

282 What's the email for the pet thread?

Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 13, 2026 09:10 PM (KAi1n)

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petmorons@protonmail.com

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 09:17 PM (My0zW)

283 It wasn't Ceti Alpha that was unstable, it was Ceti Alpha VI.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2026 09:17 PM (0sNs1)

284 Just saw Hanson on a podcast the other day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 09:17 PM (BENy5)

285 "Every time people say we're going to a paperless society, I get three new forms to fill out."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 09:12 PM (ESVrU)

In triplicate.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:17 PM (6ydKt)

286 Husband's English and speech teacher, Father Bernard DeBossier would have to stop mid race and smoke a cigarette. Not sure what order his school was affiliated with, either Franciscan or Benedictine. Maybe a wild card team.

Posted by: moki at March 13, 2026 09:18 PM (wLjpr)

287 That armored mma definitely a step up from the fake ren faire stuff, gives an indication of actual knight action assuming there was knight action back in the day.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2026 09:19 PM (n5tGW)

288 nurse ratched

I'll work on being the plucky comic relief, rather than a creepy one.

Have a great day, and enjoy the snow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

289 assuming there was knight action back in the day.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2026 09:19 PM

Unfortunately, it got stopped just before it was going to get started.

Posted by: Sister Zoot, on behalf of the ladies of Castle Anthrax at March 13, 2026 09:20 PM (0sNs1)

290 Even at our advanced age of 29 (or maybe because of it, we'd laugh and smile bigly over you doing that!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2026 09:13 PM (cYBz/)

I know, right? The irony is men are, in a way, treating us as they'd like to be treated.

A gray-haired old lady is pretty non-threatening, though. Unlike a carful of men, when you're a young woman.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 13, 2026 09:21 PM (h7ZuX)

291 @e_durneika
13s
Please target Kharg Island's oil infrastructure next.

About 90% of Iran's oil exports flow through Kharg. It's critical to the Iranian economy — and the survival of the IR regime
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Put him on the "I'm really stupid" or "agent for the Company" list.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 09:21 PM (BENy5)

292 Fifteen years prior Kirk had exiled Khan and his followers on Ceti Alpha V, but six months later, Ceti Alpha VI exploded, drastically changing Ceti Alpha V's orbit.

Misidentifying Ceti Alpha was obviously a very easy mistake to make, much like forgetting to close a center tag at the end of a post.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2026 09:16 PM (0sNs1)

Yup, now the story and Khan's speech about it is coming back to me.

I was probably still getting over the ear scorpions to pay attention to all the talking.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:22 PM (6ydKt)

293 I thought he was better after the surgery?
He's been doing his podcast and writing articles again for a few weeks now.

==

well, he had an operation and is managing. but I wish he was in better health.

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 09:22 PM (GD0B3)

294 {{{ moki }}}

This could be a great sport, and boost fitness of the priests, monks, and nuns.

Put no money down on the Carmelites.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:22 PM (u82oZ)

295 Canada is run by China and China and Iran are mates.

Posted by: Accomac at March 13, 2026 09:23 PM (T8bqm)

296 My lucky day. But, not everybody's.

https://bit.ly/pogo-fri-03-13

Posted by: mindful webworker - horra-blatz! at March 13, 2026 09:25 PM (O84gh)

297 NOW: “We Proclaim Our Support for Islamic Republic” speaker announced as crowds chant “Shame Shame USA” at Times Square protest billed as a “Quds Rally,” where demonstrators also held portraits of Ayatollah and waved a Hezbollah flag as counterprotesters gathered nearby.

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A simple Sieg Heil would've said as much

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 13, 2026 09:25 PM (ndZc7)

298 198 There's big money to be made in dinosaurs.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at March 13, 2026 08:40 PM
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You have my attention...

Posted by: TRex - entrepreneur dino at March 13, 2026 09:25 PM (IQ6Gq)

299 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!

Hope we got facial pics for data inputs, along with license tags. Need to know who to round up at Go time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

300 well, he had an operation and is managing. but I wish he was in better health.

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 09:22 PM (GD0B3)

Ahh, me too.
VDH is a national treasure at this point.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:28 PM (6ydKt)

301 TRex

Glad you like my present and the story behind it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

302 SpeakingOf

I want VDH to debate Tucker in warfare, and Sowell to debate AOC in economics.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

303 It will be necessary to put boots on Kharg Island to keep free radicals from destroying the oil infrastructure.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 09:30 PM (BENy5)

304 I want VDH to debate Tucker in warfare, and Sowell to debate AOC in economics.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:29 PM (u82oZ)
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Only in an alternate timeline would that happen.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 09:30 PM (RIvkX)

305 297 NOW: “We Proclaim Our Support for Islamic Republic” speaker announced as crowds chant “Shame Shame USA” at Times Square protest billed as a “Quds Rally,” where demonstrators also held portraits of Ayatollah and waved a Hezbollah flag as counterprotesters gathered nearby.

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A simple Sieg Heil would've said as much

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 13, 2026 09:25 PM (ndZc7)

And they all had conniption fits over Trump at MSG because the American Nazis once had a convention there in the 1930s.

It must be nice getting through life being so politically hypocritical, but I guess you'd need some kind of moral framework to even realize the hypocrisy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:30 PM (6ydKt)

306 > Ecuador has an excellent gravity racer scene.
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Just outside of Monterey, CA... not far from Laguna Seca is "Laureles Grade." Something I used to do with my 914 periodically. Twisty, fast, absurd.

Perfect for a gravity run.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2026 09:32 PM (jtM2q)

307 3 observations:1. The difference between “being creepy” and “comic relief/charming rogue is often when the fella looks like Tom Brady versus Fred Alison. 2. The Marines will secure Karg Island and we should keep it as a spoil of war. 3. Finally- boobs!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2026 09:32 PM (IX8iX)

308 301 TRex

Glad you like my present and the story behind it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:28 PM
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Priceless treasure. Sits right next to a Club ONT restroom token in my home office. Danke!

Posted by: TRex - acquatic dino at March 13, 2026 09:33 PM (IQ6Gq)

309 I want VDH to debate Tucker in warfare, and Sowell to debate AOC in economics.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

Neither would be that stupid to take on those powerhouses even in their 70s and 80s.

I don't think I ever saw Tucker debate VDH on Fox when he was on Laura Ingram's show all the time.

But Tucker wasn't nearly as coocoo for cocoa puffs back then.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:34 PM (6ydKt)

310 SpeakingOf

This process of estrangement is dangerous.

I see the Left want to smite Trump officials.

They keep moving away from American core values, and can set up a wave of violence against the Left "Others." Tutsi vs Hutu bad is possible.

*Reminds self to keep unnatural hair coloring off my shampoo list.*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

311 Add on Chase Tag and Power Slap

Posted by: Lex at March 13, 2026 09:35 PM (y4H1r)

312 I want VDH to debate Tucker in warfare, and Sowell to debate AOC in economics.

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cucker , aoc are trolls, you don't "debate" trolls

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 09:37 PM (GD0B3)

313 273- that’s funny Dash. Older white women, black women of all ages and gay men catcall me all the time, but younger white women (35 and under, generally) just kind of blush and demurely smile/look away. I think it’s a cultural thing and older women just don’t buy into it anymore.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2026 09:37 PM (IX8iX)

314 If we take Kharg Island it'll be game over for the mullahs/IRGC.

I mean, it still won't be a picnic, but they depend on that one island for like 90% of their revenue.

It would be devastating.
And I recently watched an old clip of Trump mentioning this strategy way back in the 80s talking about Iran.

Trump really has been thinking about these things for four decades. No wonder the man hardly sleeps, his brain never shuts off.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:37 PM (6ydKt)

315 Lex

I guess laser-tag is passé.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:37 PM (u82oZ)

316 Someone want to explain to me why Iran is shipping any oil anywhere? I mean, we're bombing the fuck out of them, but otherwise they get to carry on as usual?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 13, 2026 09:37 PM (otZRM)

317 Ex Rex Reeder

Only way the Iranians can pay the security forces. Tehran is even running out of potable water.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:39 PM (u82oZ)

318 Someone want to explain to me why Iran is shipping any oil anywhere? I mean, we're bombing the fuck out of them, but otherwise they get to carry on as usual?
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 13, 2026 09:37 PM (otZRM)

Sheesh. Tell us about it.

Posted by: Ukraine at March 13, 2026 09:40 PM (zZSxi)

319 Did Tehran/Iran ever fix their drinking water problems?

Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2026 09:40 PM (Q+gd/)

320 Someone want to explain to me why Iran is shipping any oil anywhere? I mean, we're bombing the fuck out of them, but otherwise they get to carry on as usual?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 13, 2026 09:37 PM (otZRM)

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Their Chy-na ChiComm masters are demanding it?

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 09:41 PM (My0zW)

321 davidt

No.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:41 PM (u82oZ)

322
cucker , aoc are trolls, you don't "debate" trolls
Posted by: runner

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Cucker is a madman, so that debate is out.

aoc is stupid but vain as fuck. Legit target of debate. I really hope it's Rubio vs Ocasio-Cortez in 2028, with one debate to be held in Spanish, so she can destroy her political career in 2 languages.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 09:42 PM (y2OcL)

323
319 Did Tehran/Iran ever fix their drinking water problems?
Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2026 09:40 PM

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No increase in supply, but demand was reduced.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 13, 2026 09:42 PM (VWtfl)

324 323-lol

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2026 09:43 PM (IX8iX)

325 Semi-Literate Thug

Those fires in Tehran must be worse without firefighting water. Even foam for the big Bravo fires needs water.
Thanks for making me think about this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

326 They keep moving away from American core values, and can set up a wave of violence against the Left "Others." Tutsi vs Hutu bad is possible.

*Reminds self to keep unnatural hair coloring off my shampoo list.*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

It's really a game of us vs. them with the left for awhile.
That's why I liken them to a cult.

They are, at heart, a clueless sort of person, devoid of morality, looking to belong, and the leaders take advantage of all of this vulnerability just like a cult leader would, make them afraid of and hate anybody who opposes the cult while forcing them to abandon family and friends who try to make them see sense.

It's a decentralized secular cult that indoctrinates people via culture and the education system.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:45 PM (6ydKt)

327 Babylon Bee story on Islam:
_-_
Good to see that truth getting some light on it. 'Evenin', Fen...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 09:45 PM (vd6bO)

328 They actually have a pillow fighting championship also pretty disgusting

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 13, 2026 09:46 PM (nGraA)

329 Let me amend my question above then- why are we allowing them to ship oil when we are, at the same time, bombing the fuck out of them? At the least, maybe tell them if no ships goes through the Straits of Hormuz, then no ships leave Iranian waters. Some do not call it war, but I think it's war.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 13, 2026 09:46 PM (otZRM)

330 That red Marin bicycle that dude was racing on cost almost 6K. Thats nuts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2026 09:48 PM (snZF9)

331 I just learned that Star Trek /The Federation only operated in the Milky Way galaxy.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 13, 2026 09:48 PM (oob1u)

332 316 Someone want to explain to me why Iran is shipping any oil anywhere? I mean, we're bombing the fuck out of them, but otherwise they get to carry on as usual?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 13, 2026 09:37 PM (otZRM)

Trump doesn't want to destroy their oil capabalities because of several reasons.

1. It would severely hamper the succesor regime's ability to keep the economy going, and feed the people as oil is all they have to export.

2. It would keep oil prices high if China is forced to go to the open market to replace the lost imports from Iran. Trump doesn't want this to cause an energy price induced inflation jump in an election year.

Trump is using Kharg as a bargaining sword of Damocles with Iran so they don't keep attacking ships in the Strait of Hormuz.
"If you don't do it, I won't do this, but if you do... kiss it all goodbye."

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:50 PM (6ydKt)

333 Ex Rex Reeder

1) Let us not back China into a corner. Bad stuff happens then.

Like our embargo on Japan in 1941. The insiders knew that war with the US would lead to defeat, but the embargo forces the hands of the militants.

2) We can seize the tankers, if legal to do so, off of Singapore. Better that way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:50 PM (u82oZ)

334
Just outside of Monterey, CA... not far from Laguna Seca is "Laureles Grade." Something I used to do with my 914 periodically. Twisty, fast, absurd.

Perfect for a gravity run.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

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I sat on a jury in a civil case for someone who was injured on Laureles Grade. Car came around a corner and ran over the foot of the idiot who was sauntering across the road to get to a garage sale.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 09:50 PM (y2OcL)

335 And they all had conniption fits over Trump at MSG because the American Nazis once had a convention there in the 1930s.

It must be nice getting through life being so politically hypocritical, but I guess you'd need some kind of moral framework to even realize the hypocrisy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Nevermind that it is a different venue with the same name or that on order 10,000 events have been held there since the last Nazi convention.
Fake concern. Tell us how many Democrat rallies were held there (other than the Nazi one).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2026 09:51 PM (/lPRQ)

336 I recorded "Apocalypse Now" off TCM and I'm going to watch a bit of it now after finishing "The Last Kings of Hollywood: Spielberg, Coppola, Lucas".

Saw it when it came out and thought it was self-indulgent; curious to see how I'll feel now.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 09:51 PM (kpS4V)

337 330 That red Marin bicycle that dude was racing on cost almost 6K. Thats nuts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2026 09:48 PM (snZF9)

You can get a decent 1200 Sportster for that.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 13, 2026 09:51 PM (oob1u)

338
Boasberg should just run for President,

Posted by: Skip

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Why bother? He's already got the powers of the judiciary AND the executive in his current job.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 09:52 PM (y2OcL)

339 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 09:51 PM (kpS4V)

Didn't like anything about it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 13, 2026 09:52 PM (oob1u)

340 331 I just learned that Star Trek /The Federation only operated in the Milky Way galaxy.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 13, 2026 09:48 PM (oob1u)

Yes, and only a good portion of one quadrant of the galaxy at that. The Klingons and Romulans controlled the other quadrants and the Dominion, it was learned later on, controlled the Delta quadrant.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:53 PM (6ydKt)

341 328 pillow fight.

The kind with co-eds wearing teddies at the sorority?

Yeah. Horrifying.

Posted by: Auspex at March 13, 2026 09:54 PM (Y8DZL)

342 You can get a decent 1200 Sportster for that.
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I'd sell ya one o' my cars for that...heh...HAHAHAHAHAHA...ahem...excuse me....

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 09:54 PM (vd6bO)

343 315...oh man! We all had those dumb get ups in the 80s and 90s. It was big. I think paintball killed it though.

Posted by: Lex at March 13, 2026 09:54 PM (y4H1r)

344 SpeakingOf

Where do the Borg fit in this?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 09:54 PM (u82oZ)

345 336 I recorded "Apocalypse Now" off TCM and I'm going to watch a bit of it now after finishing "The Last Kings of Hollywood: Spielberg, Coppola, Lucas".

Saw it when it came out and thought it was self-indulgent; curious to see how I'll feel now.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes.

I always liked it. It had this weird dreamy quality to it. Like you were watching someone's fever dream. I heard a theory once, that probably doesn't work, that Sheen's character had actually succeeded in committing suicide at the beginning of AN. The rest of the film is just Dante's Inferno re-imagined.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 13, 2026 09:55 PM (Iz+f5)

346 iirc, Apocalypse Now is based on Heart of Darkness.

Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2026 09:56 PM (Q+gd/)

347 Just outside of Monterey, CA... not far from Laguna Seca is "Laureles Grade." Something I used to do with my 914 periodically. Twisty, fast, absurd.

Perfect for a gravity run.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2026 09:32 PM (jtM2q)

Anarchist Mountain, in British Columbia, just 4 miles of the U.S. border has a highway that climbs from 910 feet elevation in the town of Osoyoos, to 4045 feet at the lookout, getting there in numerous switchbacks. It would be a great venue for a downhill race. The road is a major highway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 09:56 PM (8zz6B)

348 Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 09:53 PM (6ydKt

One quadrant of one galaxy out of more than 200 Billion galaxies. Kind of overwhelming.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 13, 2026 09:57 PM (oob1u)

349 336 I recorded "Apocalypse Now" off TCM ...

Saw it when it came out and thought it was self-indulgent; curious to see how I'll feel now.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 09:51 PM (kpS4V)

I was tripping balls on orange sunshine when I saw that in the theater. It was a different movie entirely when I watched it again a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 13, 2026 09:57 PM (h7ZuX)

350 That's an interesting view, Puddleglum.

Sheen almost died while making the picture. Thought he was having a heart attack, crawled out of his hotel room, a bystander called a local priest for last rites and they whisked him off to the hospital.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 09:59 PM (kpS4V)

351
Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 07:47 PM (8avO+)

Evidence:
https://tinyurl.com/3bbn6bnf
Posted by: beckster

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Jeez, they don't even bother changing out of those Halloween costumes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 09:59 PM (y2OcL)

352 WD ONT.

Posted by: clarence at March 13, 2026 10:00 PM (3nIF0)

353 That red Marin bicycle that dude was racing on cost almost 6K. Thats nuts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2026 09:48 PM (snZF9)

You can get a decent 1200 Sportster for that.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 13, 2026 09:51 PM (oob1u)

Sportster? I paid $4200 for my springer softail.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2026 10:00 PM (snZF9)

354 Sweet smoking crack, Dash!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 10:00 PM (kpS4V)

355 I just learned that Star Trek /The Federation only operated in the Milky Way galaxy.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 13, 2026 09:48 PM (oob1u)

Yup, and a very small part of it. Look at Voyager, it was going to take them 70 years to get home and they were still in the milky way.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2026 10:01 PM (snZF9)

356 One quadrant of one galaxy out of more than 200 Billion galaxies. Kind of overwhelming.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 13, 2026 09:57 PM (oob1u)

And all of those billions of galaxies in the universe each with billions of star systems in them make me believe we aren't alone. What a complete waste of space if we were all there was.

That doesn't mean they could travel here but I'm certain there are other intelligent species. Perhaps billions of civilizations that have come and gone over the billions of years of the existence of the universe.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 10:03 PM (6ydKt)

357 Oh my bad, the Dominion controlled the Gamma Quadrant.

Voyager ended up in the Delta Quadrant.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 10:06 PM (6ydKt)

358 Nood ONT

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 10:09 PM (u82oZ)

359 Red car, blue shirt: they settled it like men.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 13, 2026 10:12 PM (X5qGl)

360 Sorry that was for the thread above (the ONT).

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 13, 2026 10:17 PM (X5qGl)

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