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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The Morning Report — 3/11/26![]() A projectile hit a cargo ship Wednesday in the Strait of Hormuz, setting the vessel ablaze after the United States targeted Iranian minelaying vessels that could target the narrow mouth of the Persian Gulf. The United Kingdom Maritime Trade Operations center, run by the British military, said the vessel had been hit just north of Oman in the strait. It said the crew was evacuating the ship. Iran did not immediately claim the attack though it has been targeting ships in and around the strait, disrupting a waterway that sees a fifth of all oil and natural gas traded pass through it.Along with lobbing missiles at neighboring nations, the intentional targeting of foreign flagged ships by Iran is likely an attempt to force external pressure by the rest of the world on President Trump to cease fire and call it quits. It's a race against time for the US and Israel to either destroy and/or degrade Iran's retaliatory/strike capabilities before they have a chance to use them or otherwise exhaust their stocks of these missiles and make them surrender. My concern is the Chi-Coms. They are desperate for and rely heavily on Iranian oil. If the Strait of Hormuz is cut off, how will they react to force it open. And in any case, a collapse of the Mullahocracy means loss of a strategic regional ally, assuming a Trump-approved government takes its place, which might also put a serious crimp in China's access to the oil it needs. All of that in my mind could perhaps push Xi to make a move on Taiwan. Whatever one thinks about the President's attack on Iran, back here at home this report is a head-scratcher and frankly pissing me the hell off: In a private meeting, James Blair, the White House Deputy Chief of Staff, encouraged House Republicans to adjust how they discuss immigration. He suggested shifting away from talk of “mass deportations” and narrowing the administration’s efforts to deport only confirmed dangerous criminals.This guidance arises from worries that Democrats are effectively painting Trump’s immigration approach as excessively sweeping, despite President Donald J. Trump campaigning on an ambiguous promise to deport all illegal aliens. Blair reportedly shared these thoughts in a policy discussion at the yearly House Republican retreat held in Doral, Florida. . . The shift is drawing sharp criticism from many in the President’s MAGA base, some of whom were already unhappy with the administration’s embrace of neoconservative foreign policy by launching the ongoing war in Iran. “I voted for no new wars & mass deportations. Why are we stopping the mass deportations and starting a new war?” asked Caroline Sunshine, who acted as deputy communications director for the Trump 2024 campaign.Regarding the attack on Iran, lest we forget that Iran via its terror proxies and its own capabilities has spilled rivers of blood and quite a bit of it American since Jimmy Carter helped the current regime take over 47 years ago, and since then they have been hell bent on bringing about armageddon — primarily via the acquisition and use of nuclear weapons — as the precursor for the arrival of the 12th Imam to usher in the internal age of Islam ruling the world. "Death to America" is not merely a sweet little nothing you whisper in a Vassar co-ed's ear to get her to hop into the sack with you (Of course failing that, there's always rape in the name of decolonization!) This has been Iran's national motto and battle cry since 1979. President Trump is merely the first president in all that time to take them at their word and is doing what he can and must to prevent that from happening, unlike any of his predecessors in all that time, one in particular who actually shared that view. Of course I mean Barack Hussein Obama who did more to aid and abet the Iranian nuclear weapons program by giving them political/diplomatic cover/legitimacy and shoveling billions of dollars at them. Obama was the black Tucker Carlson of the Rosenbergs. But I digress. Wow did I digress! As far as illegal aliens are concerned. Sorry, but all of them regardless of criminal record or lack thereof are a danger and threat to our safety, security and to societal cohesion in general. To James Blair, I say, justify to me how it is in the best interest of this nation to allow anyone who came here illegally to remain here and benefit — and that is the perfect word to use — from being here at the cost to our fellow citizens, monetarily and otherwise. Awarding and encouraging criminal behavior is antithetical to the founding of this nation and to its moral and ethical underpinnings that are the basis or are supposed to be the basis of our society and government. Sorry, this is an absolute non-starter for me. Every one of the millions, perhaps 44 million or more by now, foreigners here on our soil without our approval and permission must be removed. No ifs ands or buts. With that in mind, I give you this, your emetic of the day: Rachel Zegler, the woke actress who played the woke Hispanic Snow White for the 2025 live action Disney movie recently addressed the tremendous backlash she received for her performance in the film, finally concluding with this sentiment: “I refuse to assimilate for anybody else’s comfort.” Oh, you don’t say. . . . . . So Zegler doesn’t want to assimilate because she comes first—like every other foreigner living off the comforts and privileges America affords while actively working to destroy it.And Zegler I am assuming is a legal immigrant! To me this is someone defecating on the grave of my dear mother of blessed memory, who survived Mauthausen, forced labor brigades and a death march and waiting for four years to arrive here and kissed the ground when she stepped on American soil. She refused to teach me her native tongue, Hungarian, because of what they did to her and her family in aiding and abetting the Nazis in virtually wiping out the second largest Jewish population in Europe. Fuck you, and vayr gehargit, Rachel Zegler. Have a great Day! And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
Also, do follow us on X (Twitter): @CutJibNews And my X (Twitter) account at: @therealJJSefton and on Instagram: @Cutjibnewsletter TIP JAR : Your support helps keep the lights on and is truly appreciated. Note: We are on Stripe, not PayPal. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2026 06:46 AM (x0n13) 2
First!
Posted by: Ironwood at March 11, 2026 06:49 AM (ob2d4) 3
Good luck on your MRI.
Posted by: Ironwood at March 11, 2026 06:51 AM (ob2d4) Posted by: GigantorX at March 11, 2026 06:52 AM (pFl8W) 5
Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde. Posted by: Inogame at March 11, 2026 06:53 AM (fcoLq) 6
Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 11, 2026 06:56 AM (NcvvS) 7
Whiskey Wednesday
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 11, 2026 06:56 AM (gbOdA) 8
Don't let up until you are through.
Posted by: ZZ Top at March 11, 2026 06:56 AM (ehY6c) 9
Top ten! Morning, horde.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 11, 2026 06:58 AM (BpO1e) 10
Moronin', Hourde!
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 11, 2026 07:02 AM (RiKhU) 11
justify to me how it is in the best interest of this nation to allow anyone who came here illegally to remain here and benefit
Bonus points if he can justify it to the people who came here legally and spent a considerable amount of money to follow the rules. Posted by: NR Pax at March 11, 2026 07:04 AM (BpO1e) 12
Reports like the one from Blair just make me fight harder. These people are akin to monkeys throwing shit and trying to make it stick.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2026 07:04 AM (+nEug) 13
Good morning horde
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 11, 2026 07:06 AM (DoBxX) 14
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 11, 2026 07:08 AM (jtM2q) 15
censored a post by U.S. Congressman Andy Ogles (R-TN) in Europe on behalf of the European Union (EU),
1. He's an American. 2. He's posting on a site based in America. 3. The laws of lesser countries should not be enforced against us. Posted by: NR Pax at March 11, 2026 07:11 AM (BpO1e) 16
Good morning JJ and horde
Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2026 07:13 AM (DFKL9) 17
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2026 07:14 AM (ExV1e) 18
Europe Leaving America In Dust After Years Of Being Beholden To China
What the heck does that mean? Leaving someone or something in the dust means you're forging ahead and surpassing them. Europe is not surpassing us in any manner. They are falling behind and will soon be a backwater in either a middle eastern state, or a minor province of China. Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 11, 2026 07:14 AM (1Ff7Z) Posted by: GigantorX at March 11, 2026 07:15 AM (yxMHJ) 20
OrangeEnt fractured fairy tales.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2026 07:16 AM (+nEug) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2026 07:16 AM (u82oZ) 22
I've been saying since Trump was elected that the midterms don't matter.
It won't stop anyone here from obsessing over them daily like a teen girl with her copy of Tiger Beat - but they don't matter. If the GOP wins, they'll keep right on obstructing Trump at every turn and forcing ugly confrontations about vetos and things. He'll have to keep on governing by executive order, as he is right now. If the Democrats win, they'll keep right on obstructing Trump at every turn and forcing ugly confrontations about impeachment and things. They won't have the votes for it. He'll have to keep on governing by executive order, as he is right now. Congress is a meaningless institution as long as he's President. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2026 07:17 AM (BI5O2) 23
OrangeEnt fractured fairy tales.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2026 07:16 AM (+nEug) They are deluded, Ben Had. Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 11, 2026 07:17 AM (1Ff7Z) 24
NaCly, dearest, I try to do that everyday.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2026 07:19 AM (+nEug) 25
When you have to deport, deport. Don't talk.
Posted by: The Collected Sayings of Tuco at March 11, 2026 07:19 AM (wVcYX) 26
As far as the EU is concerned, the culture we got from their forebears is instructive:
Thucydides: The Melian Dialogue (416 B.C.) has the core of the dialog as "the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must". Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ) 27
>>>"Death to America" is not merely a sweet little nothing you whisper in a Vassar co-ed's ear to get her to hop into the sack with you
>I prefer a more direct approach; "Let's make this your best vacation ever. I'll buy breakfast." Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 11, 2026 07:24 AM (M9gjJ) 28
Apparently, selling half a churro for $7.50 allows Disney to net more than Disney+
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2026 07:24 AM (7N3EA) 29
Sheep, wolves and sheepdogs
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2026 07:25 AM (+nEug) 30
PSA: There are 289 days till Christmas.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2026 07:25 AM (XV/Pl) 31
Hell, if anything, a Dem Congress probably works in Trump's favor a little bit. It doesn't make a dime's worth of difference in terms of moving his agenda - they won't block it any more than the GOP does, because that's not possible - and at least then his voters will have someone to blame besides his own "Party."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2026 07:25 AM (BI5O2) 32
OrangeEnt
Plotting Wealth per capita vs energy use shows there are absolutely no low energy use nations that are wealthy. The EU greens have unilaterally moved the EU in the direction of pre-industrial age existence. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2026 07:25 AM (u82oZ) 33
Thank you JJS! Best wishes to your wife in her medical adventures today (and everyday).
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 11, 2026 07:27 AM (3unPv) 34
The potential sea-change in White House and GOP strategy on immigration could alienate much of the MAGA movement.
White House Abandons ‘Mass Deportations’ Campaign Pledge, Demands GOP Congress Does Same. -- Personally, this is deeply disappointing. This is the cornerstone of Trump's reelection more than any other. By a wide margin, polling has shown Americans want all illegals sent home, not just the violent ones. We just had a poll less than a week ago reiterating the same thing. Yes, it's very deeply disappointing. What's the point of even voting... Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2026 07:27 AM (qBdHI) 35
You get up every morning from alarm clock's warning,
Then smile and be happy for your day Strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere, I love to work at MAGA all day. And we've been takin' care of business, every day Takin' care of business, every way We've been takin' care of business, it's all mine Takin' care of business and working overtime Work out! [guitar solo] Posted by: BTO's Greatest Hits at March 11, 2026 07:27 AM (wVcYX) 36
And good luck in your MRI today!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 11, 2026 07:28 AM (3unPv) 37
Europe Leaving America In Dust After Years Of Being Beholden To China
What the heck does that mean? Leaving someone or something in the dust means you're forging ahead and surpassing them. Europe is not surpassing us in any manner. They are falling behind and will soon be a backwater in either a middle eastern state, or a minor province of China. Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 11, 2026 07:14 AM (1Ff7Z) A better title would have been "Europe, increasingly enamored with totalitarian policies, seeks to shift ties from the US to China in an effort to find someone to pay for their lifestyle." Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2026 07:28 AM (ExV1e) 38
{{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪ Iran's government is cutting their own economic throat shutting the Strait of Hormuz. And making permanent enemies of other Persian Gulf exporters. Bonus points for hurting their big sponsor China while helping Russia. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ) 39
The EU greens have unilaterally moved the EU in the direction of pre-industrial age existence.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2026 07:25 AM (u82oZ) Just making the place more like home for the third world invaders. Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 11, 2026 07:29 AM (1Ff7Z) 40
Happy Birthday JJ!
Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2026 07:29 AM (NlEaG) 41
The Age of Man is coming to a close, flowers for its grave. The hungered beast is loose to feed on the rotted corpse.
Posted by: Yeets at March 11, 2026 07:30 AM (ehY6c) 42
Latest from Axios ...
White House tells GOP to stop talking about mass deportations. Sigh. Posted by: GigantorX at March 11, 2026 07:15 AM (yxMHJ) There are three points which are important to remember at times like these: - The media lies about everything. - The 'conservative' media is media first, conservative second. - There is a concerted effort by the uniparty and it's minion to cripple Trump for the remainder of his term. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2026 07:30 AM (ExV1e) 43
J.J. - praying your MRI goes well.
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 11, 2026 07:31 AM (RiKhU) 44
I hope JJ studied for his MRI test. Get a passing score, B+ even!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 11, 2026 07:31 AM (wVcYX) 45
Timothy Valentin, “Hero” Police Officer on Hakeem Jeffries’ Jan. 6 Memorial Plaque INDICTED on 9 Felony Counts Including RAPE — Allegedly Drugged and Assaulted Nearly a Dozen Women
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2026 07:33 AM (7N3EA) 46
Lady in Black, take that report for the garbage it is. We will continue to be inundated with doom and gloom but it is Axios that is putting this out.
Reading national media this morning you would be told that Iran is winning this war Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2026 07:34 AM (+nEug) 47
Any moron reports from yesterday's tornados?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 11, 2026 07:35 AM (XvL8K) Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 11, 2026 07:35 AM (xT8gx) 49
If Congress can’t pass a bill that 80% of the people agree with, what does that say about Congress?
Clearly, they don’t represent the people in their district. Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2026 07:35 AM (7N3EA) 50
Amazingly, the hardcover edition of Hackett's book is $42 at Amazon, versus $15.60 for the paperback and $10 for the Kindle edition.
No wonder fewer hardcover books are bought! Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 11, 2026 07:35 AM (0OIwA) 51
by Iran is likely an attempt to force external pressure by the rest of the world on President Trump to cease fire and call it quits
Or, to piss them off enough to bring about the Armageddon you mention. That is a very likely motivation for the true believers. Posted by: GWB at March 11, 2026 07:37 AM (2EYEO) 52
The strategy they are using has been obvious for decades. It matters little what laws are passed, particularly what with corrupt judicial rulings, and an unwillingness to enforce our laws. The highest court held that citizen taxpayers are on the hook financially for education of illegal aliens in public schools. An absurd an offensive notion, but over the years they have made citizenship a second class designation.
Offshoring whole swaths of industry and inshoring an army of low paid foreign nationals. Wages stagnant since the 1970s. And financial jiggery-pokery that allows for paying the able bodied not to work, and unscrupulous sorts to make serious bank importing more illegals by the millions. They get rich while destroying the country. It’s all really quite elegant from a certain perspective , and everything becomes moot, regardless of black letter federal law, the wishes of the public, or anything else. Posted by: Common Tater at March 11, 2026 07:37 AM (kMjfk) 53
I support Trump's actions against Iran. I also support getting them over with in, say, no more than a month from now. Finish it up by early April at the latest (how much more stuff will there be to blow up by then?)... then focus like a laser beam for the rest of the year on domestic stuff... like deportations and the 250 and the economy and the midterms
I hope James Blair does not represent Trump's views (nor those of the Mullins feller that's taking over at DHS) Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 11, 2026 07:39 AM (xT8gx) 54
CENTCOM video posted on X yesterday afternoon shows we got one of their mine-laying mini-subs that I mentioned in one of the morning threads yesterday.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 11, 2026 07:40 AM (Y1sOo) 55
“I refuse to assimilate for anybody else’s comfort.”
- Zegler is a gilgul: https://tinyurl.com/4dec4ms5 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 11, 2026 07:40 AM (1o8D5) Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2026 07:41 AM (qBBPl) 57
Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ
For those morons not on the ONT grammie's son let us know surgery went well and she is now on a long road to recovery. b"h Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX) 58
Timothy Valentin, “Hero” Police Officer on Hakeem Jeffries’ Jan. 6 Memorial Plaque INDICTED on 9 Felony Counts Including RAPE — Allegedly Drugged and Assaulted Nearly a Dozen Women
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2026 07:33 AM (7N3EA) We don't see a problem with this. -- Congress Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2026 07:43 AM (ExV1e) 59
The Trump administration announced an Indian conglomerate was financing the construction of a brand new oil refinery in Brownsville, Texas. The crazy thing is that the administration says this is America's first new refinery in fifty years. Fifty!
https://tinyurl.com/24s97348 Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 11, 2026 07:43 AM (45dED) 60
For an interesting take on the US / IAF target list, the ISW has a Middle East update with a list of Iranian targets in various categories.
From that list, we are hitting the security forces very hard. Looks like that is the number 2 priority, after the missile launcher hunt. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ) 61
Timothy Valentin, “Hero” Police Officer on Hakeem Jeffries’ Jan. 6 Memorial Plaque INDICTED on 9 Felony Counts Including RAPE — Allegedly Drugged and Assaulted Nearly a Dozen Women
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2026 07:33 AM (7N3EA) - We don't see a problem with this. -- Congress Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2026 07:43 AM (ExV1e) - A plaque upon their houses! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 11, 2026 07:44 AM (1o8D5) 62
> White House tells GOP to stop talking about mass deportations.
--------- No talk. Just deport. Why jawbone about every illegal that's been run down and set for deportation? All that does is open the door for criticism. Bad press. Trump hates bad press. Just do the job. Quit craving the limelight. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 11, 2026 07:44 AM (jtM2q) 63
Dr. Jack Graham, pastor Max Lucado, and Dr. Gus Reyes—all members of the Cornyn campaign’s Faith Advisory Council—are affiliated with EIT. Both Graham and Lucado are also signatories to the group’s Evangelical Statement of Principles for Immigration Reform, which calls for the adoption of family unification (chain migration) policies and the establishment of a pathway to citizenship for illegal immigrants.
Where are the Christian Organizations that want a path to freedom for tax cheats, or Medicare/Medicaid fraud? Why do these Christians need millions of semi-slave, non-conforming, non-assimilated 3rd Worlders to become legal, voting, benefit owning citizens? Posted by: r hennigantx at March 11, 2026 07:44 AM (gbOdA) 64
Great news about Grammie! I'm glad they were actually able to do the surgery and that it's over. Prayers for a safe and speedy recovery.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2026 07:44 AM (qBdHI) 65
Great news about Grammie! Thanks SF
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 11, 2026 07:44 AM (xT8gx) 66
Amazingly, the hardcover edition of Hackett's book is $42 at Amazon, versus $15.60 for the paperback and $10 for the Kindle edition.
——- And Free .pdf if you know where to look. Posted by: Common Tater at March 11, 2026 07:45 AM (kMjfk) 67
59 The Trump administration announced an Indian conglomerate was financing the construction of a brand new oil refinery in Brownsville, Texas. The crazy thing is that the administration says this is America's first new refinery in fifty years. Fifty!
https://tinyurl.com/24s97348 Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 11, 2026 07:43 AM (45dED) The last new refinery was built in Louisiana when I was a senior in HS. Posted by: r hennigantx at March 11, 2026 07:45 AM (gbOdA) 68
>>> Amazingly, the hardcover edition of Hackett's book is $42 at Amazon, versus $15.60 for the paperback and $10 for the Kindle edition.
No wonder fewer hardcover books are bought! Posted by: Huck Follywood >Precisely. This is why I stopped buying hardcover books. I have shelves and shelves and boxes of books for the silverfish. I'm done buying hardcover. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 11, 2026 07:46 AM (M9gjJ) 69
Have a great day, everyone. Got lots to do.
May you all be thriving and soaking up sun for Vitamin D production. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ) 70
Dr. Jack Graham, pastor Max Lucado, and Dr. Gus Reyes—all members of the Cornyn campaign’s Faith Advisory Council—are affiliated with EIT. Both Graham and Lucado are also signatories to the group’s Evangelical Statement of Principles for Immigration Reform, which calls for the adoption of family unification (chain migration) policies and the establishment of a pathway to citizenship for illegal immigrants.
Where are the Christian Organizations that want a path to freedom for tax cheats, or Medicare/Medicaid fraud? Why do these Christians need millions of semi-slave, non-conforming, non-assimilated 3rd Worlders to become legal, voting, benefit owning citizens? Posted by: r hennigantx at March 11, 2026 07:44 AM (gbOdA) I'm disappointed in Lucado as I'd always thought of him as an apologist with the chops. Perhaps he's not the clear thinker I thought he was... Graham is a mega-church pastor so I don't expect much from that direction and I've never heard of the other guy Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 11, 2026 07:47 AM (xT8gx) 71
May you all be thriving and soaking up sun for Vitamin D production.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ) - My plan in about 20 minutes. Super sunny an reasonable today in Jerusalem. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 11, 2026 07:47 AM (1o8D5) 72
Europe Leaving America In Dust After Years Of Being Beholden To China
==== Au revoir cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2026 07:48 AM (RIvkX) 73
I don't think there is any 5D chess here wrt the silencing of "mass deportation" talk.
It tracks with Mark Wayne RHINO being installed as DHS chief. The guy is a loser. But leading up to the midterms this will begin the shifting of goal posts. "We never meant "deport them all!" Or maybe I'm being a silly Susan. Posted by: GigantorX at March 11, 2026 07:48 AM (yxMHJ) 74
...the establishment of a pathway to citizenship for illegal immigrants.
-- We have a pathway! It's called apply in your country and legally go through the process like all those that came before you. I'm sick and tired hearing the phrase "pathway to citizenship." We already have one. I'm sick of hearing about "immigration reform." We need the laws we already have enforced! Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2026 07:48 AM (qBdHI) 75
For those morons not on the ONT grammie's son let us know surgery went well and she is now on a long road to recovery. b"h
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX) ==================== Thank you for that very welcome news! Hi grammie! Get well! Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 11, 2026 07:49 AM (45dED) 76
@" WH says"is always an AXIOS, Politico, WSJ, NYT, drive by media attempt to shape the narrative. It is never persuasive to claim "unnamed sources say" and then whatever I think is a good thing follows. This is the talking point the republicans want to get out there because they are limp and have NO intention of following through on laws that are currently on the books. They are not going to support getting rid of the immigration FUBAR that has been in place all of my 52 years because they THRIVE on the resulting grifting opportunity
Posted by: paulnjax at March 11, 2026 07:49 AM (PPnyU) 77
Posted by: Common Tater at March 11, 2026 07:37 AM (kMjfk)
All very succinct and accurate, but you left out one thing - a credulous population in deep denial, who refuse to accept that everything is moot, and keep on cheerleading for their own victimization by whichever gangster faction their dad supported. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2026 07:50 AM (BI5O2) 78
Where are the Christian Organizations that want a path to freedom for tax cheats, or Medicare/Medicaid fraud?
Why do these Christians need millions of semi-slave, non-conforming, non-assimilated 3rd Worlders to become legal, voting, benefit owning citizens? Posted by: r hennigantx ======== Laziness and social virtue signalling. Doing missionary work to improve other nations can be risky. But bringing in your own pets to this country means that the costs (no risk to your hide) can be put on taxpayers while you claim all the credit for social virtue. Same as the ignorant and stupid Hate has No Home Here rhetoric. Posted by: whig at March 11, 2026 07:51 AM (E4rtv) 79
Not that it matters, but Rs finally won a special local election...and it happened here in NoVa. It only took the Ds nominating an absolute hater of all but Arab Muslims (I'd list his "ists" from his own tweets, but I'd break the character limit) and a voter turnout where 1600 votes won...but it was a +40D area.
It helped Rs that when he wouldn't drop (despite every D calling him to do so), Ds ran a write in campaign with the primary D loser with one week left to split the vote...if those folks had voted D, the awful D would have won. So, now Rs have actually, officially flipped a seat, even it was all local issues... Posted by: Nova Local at March 11, 2026 07:54 AM (tOcjL) 80
Trump says US destroyed 10 'inactive' Iranian mine-laying ships in Strait of Hormuz, 'more to follow'
Its interesting to see what happens when the US doesn't invite in Europeans and this becomes a straight up Force against Force. Iran went into Total War mode where they don't care about collateral damage or harm to non participants. They go by the theory that War is supposed to be Hell and so awful that everyone wants to end it. The problem for the US is that we are still stuck in the Win Hearts & Minds™ thinking yet doing the targeting of things with a more narrow yet intense ROE. I wonder how Patton would have handled it. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 11, 2026 07:55 AM (a4flb) 81
Governor Gavin Newsom
@CAgovernor Americans will pay $1.5 BILLION MORE at the gas pump just this week because of Donald Trump's war with Iran. California will continue using the tools we've spent years developing to help fight price spikes and lessen the blow from Trump's recklessness. == OMG, how he didn't get struck on the spot with lightening after saying this is beyond me. This is quite rich coming from Mr. Highest Gas Prices in the Country. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI) 82
Dearest Eurofagonia: eat at Dicks
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 11, 2026 07:56 AM (LOZbR) 83
Distant explosions. Jerusalem not alerted.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 11, 2026 07:57 AM (1o8D5) 84
The loud drunk at the end of the bar is Scarbourgh.
Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at March 11, 2026 07:58 AM (jZ3ZM) 85
For what it's worth, Zegler was born in Hackensack, NJ, and is an American citizen. Don't know why she's blathering about "assimilating".
Posted by: Simon Jesster at March 11, 2026 07:58 AM (YqF8J) 86
An NBA player named Bam Adebayo scored 83 points in a game last night. Only Wilt Chamberlin has scored more in a single game when he scored 100 (way back in 1961 IIRC)... The ironic thing about this is that Adebayo is not considered a prolific scorer.
This is your roundball trivia for the day... Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 11, 2026 07:58 AM (xT8gx) 87
Also, at least where I live, gas is still 50 cents a gallon less than under the Bribem Criminal Regime
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 11, 2026 07:59 AM (LOZbR) 88
73 I don't think there is any 5D chess here wrt the silencing of "mass deportation" talk.
It tracks with Mark Wayne RHINO being installed as DHS chief. The guy is a loser. Posted by: GigantorX ====== Never pay attention to what this administration says, it is what they do that matters. If the deportations slow, then there is a problem, if not, then ignore whatever is said. Basically, this administration being under 24/7 attack does not highlight whatever its plans are, you have to wait until things happen (or not). And this administration is tackling more issues than any GOP administration has at least since Coolidge. Foreign affairs to prevent the Chicoms from dominating the world, taking out terrorists and drug dealers killing our people, trying to make energy cheap and available, fixing our 70 year degradation of our industrial capacity, keeping our kids from being neutered, trying to fix our elections, highlighting the illegalities of our nat sec IC under Obama and Biden, getting rid of DIE in schools and industry, etc. etc. Tactics on issues demands rhetorical flexibility and not perfection. Posted by: whig at March 11, 2026 07:59 AM (E4rtv) 89
Great news Grammie. Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need in the midweek.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2026 07:59 AM (qBBPl) 90
The Free Press says there is controversy about whether it is even technically possible to stop phones, help agents, or TV's from recording citizens and selling their conversations as data.
Nevertheless, this short video has created a lot of excitement. https://tinyurl.com/2t8cpfxc Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 11, 2026 08:00 AM (2Ywua) 91
A thousand will fall at thy side and ten thousand at thy right hand, but it shall not come nigh thee. Only with thine eyes will thou behold and see the reward of the wicked. Psalm 91
Posted by: kingsman at March 11, 2026 08:00 AM (ehY6c) 92
86 An NBA player named Bam Adebayo scored 83 points in a game last night. Only Wilt Chamberlin has scored more in a single game when he scored 100 (way back in 1961 IIRC)... The ironic thing about this is that Adebayo is not considered a prolific scorer.
This is your roundball trivia for the day... Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 11, 2026 07:58 AM (xT8gx) The Washington Wizards are not a real basketball team this year...150 pts to the opponents without OT is a reflection of how bad they are vs maybe how great Adebayo is. Now, to be fair, as a D league team, Washington had no one who could cover him, so most of the game was toss him the ball after crossing half court and watch him score. Posted by: Nova Local at March 11, 2026 08:01 AM (tOcjL) 93
I'm not upset about the White House urging messaging on deporting criminal illegals rather than mass deportations before the midterms. Right now, Trump is not polling well on the issue of deportations whether we like it or not which is not surprising given the left and the media have been demonizing and lying about Trump for a year on the issue. Make Democrats defend deporting criminal illegals, something that does have broad support.
The White House also confirmed yesterday there is no change in Trump's deportation plans. It's a messaging issue. If the actual plan changes then I'll be angry but this isn't that. Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2026 08:01 AM (viF8m) 94
Gavin Greasy is getting slaughtered on that tweet.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2026 08:01 AM (qBdHI) 95
OMG, how he didn't get struck on the spot with lightening after saying this is beyond me.
This is quite rich coming from Mr. Highest Gas Prices in the Country. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI) ================ Is there anyone alive in California who doesn't howl with laughter at this ridiculous comment from Newscum? Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 11, 2026 08:01 AM (2Ywua) 96
85 For what it's worth, Zegler was born in Hackensack, NJ, and is an American citizen. Don't know why she's blathering about "assimilating".
Posted by: Simon Jesster ====== Social virtue signalling from a failed actress that she is still alive and wanting a job. She might do okay on the dying live theater circuit but her stupidity pretty much torpedoed a movie career and she is aging out of any prime breakout roles anyway in that dying industry. Best bet is to find some idiotic Netflix series so she can get paid for mouthing platitudes that our gentry class likes. Posted by: whig at March 11, 2026 08:02 AM (E4rtv) 97
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 11, 2026 08:03 AM (Zz0t1) 98
Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2026 08:03 AM (MwdeY) 99
33 Thank you JJS! Best wishes to your wife in her medical adventures today (and everyday).
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 11, 2026 07:27 AM (3unPv) WEll, today it's my medical misadventures and MRI. Wife is doing better but still a bit of a struggle. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2026 08:03 AM (x0n13) 100
I'm sure the Dems will be chirping about finishing first in the MTG seat jungle primary. Short lived because the total of the next four finishers, all Republicans, will crush them in the runoff
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2026 08:03 AM (qBBPl) 101
For what it's worth, Zegler was born in Hackensack, NJ, and is an American citizen. Don't know why she's blathering about "assimilating".
Posted by: Simon Jesster at March 11, 2026 07:58 AM (YqF8J) There are some indications that she's both not very bright and entirely bought in to leftist ideas. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2026 08:03 AM (ExV1e) 102
To James Blair, I say, justify to me how it is in the best interest of this nation to allow anyone who came here illegally to remain here and benefit — and that is the perfect word to use — from being here at the cost to our fellow citizens, monetarily and otherwise.
I support DEI! Deport Every Illegal Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 11, 2026 08:03 AM (Zz0t1) 103
94 Gavin Greasy is getting slaughtered on that tweet.
Posted by: Lady in Black Theater kid that has never been held accountable by the media and society for anything he has done. Just an older version of Talarico in TX bloviating and signalling like mad while totally incapable of self reflection. Posted by: whig at March 11, 2026 08:03 AM (E4rtv) 104
WEll, today it's my medical misadventures and MRI. Wife is doing better but still a bit of a struggle. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2026 08:03 AM (x0n13) May the healing hand of The Lord touch you both. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 11, 2026 08:04 AM (Zz0t1) 105
WEll, today it's my medical misadventures and MRI. Wife is doing better but still a bit of a struggle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2026 08:03 AM (x0n13) Good luck with the tests. Posted by: Nova Local at March 11, 2026 08:04 AM (tOcjL) 106
WEll, today it's my medical misadventures and MRI. Wife is doing better but still a bit of a struggle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2026 08:03 AM (x0n13) - רפואה שלמה החלמה מהירה תפו-תפו חמסה חמסה Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 11, 2026 08:04 AM (1o8D5) Posted by: Delurker at March 11, 2026 08:04 AM (gtcuf) 108
Theater kid that has never been held accountable by the media and society for anything he has done. Just an older version of Talarico in TX bloviating and signalling like mad while totally incapable of self reflection.
Posted by: whig at March 11, 2026 08:03 AM (E4rtv) But he's JUST SOOOOO HOTT!!!!!!! Posted by: Katie Couric at March 11, 2026 08:04 AM (Zz0t1) 109
If the Democrats win, they'll keep right on obstructing Trump at every turn and forcing ugly confrontations about impeachment and things. They won't have the votes for it. He'll have to keep on governing by executive order, as he is right now.
I disagree with you here: They have the votes for impeachment. Furthermore Supreme Court is finished. Thomas will retire someday, and without SAVE Act (which will never happen under the current composition of the Congress) the Senate will forever be Marxist Communist. It will be empty judge seats and empty or court appointed US Attorneys. Justice will be a thing of the past. We already know that judges have greater authority than the POTUS and the SCOTUS will eventually be ground down by the hundreds of mini-POTUSes and the endless lawsuits and relent. That is why Trump is doing All The Things Now. Because he has one year to save America unless we Beat The Cheat this 2026 Election Season. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 11, 2026 08:04 AM (a4flb) 110
This is quite rich coming from Mr. Highest Gas Prices in the Country.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI) ==== Who, me? -Gavin "Who, me?" Newsom Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX) 111
Prayers coming your way on your MRI today, JJ.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI) 112
WEll, today it's my medical misadventures and MRI. Wife is doing better but still a bit of a struggle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2026 08:03 AM (x0n13) Good luck with the tests. Posted by: Nova Local at March 11, 2026 08:04 AM (tOcjL) --- When in doubt, the answer is always "C" Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2026 08:05 AM (ESVrU) 113
100 I'm sure the Dems will be chirping about finishing first in the MTG seat jungle primary. Short lived because the total of the next four finishers, all Republicans, will crush them in the runoff
Posted by: Smell the Glove ======= Dems got about 40 percent, GOP and the odd libertarian, 60 percent. And an unnecessary expense by an entitled beach blond blowhard MTG with denial of representation to the district for over 4 months. She and her pitiful RAV husband who got his ass handed to him on X yesterday, deserve each other. Posted by: whig at March 11, 2026 08:05 AM (E4rtv) 114
100 I'm sure the Dems will be chirping about finishing first in the MTG seat jungle primary. Short lived because the total of the next four finishers, all Republicans, will crush them in the runoff
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2026 08:03 AM (qBBPl) But it does mean Johnson stays only a plurality leader for the next 2ish months?? til the runoff...Rs wouldn't drop out (it's like CA's gov race that way)... Posted by: Nova Local at March 11, 2026 08:05 AM (tOcjL) 115
Because we have family flying this week, my wife informed me that there are delays and cancelled flights at airports because DHS still is not funded. Is this true?? If so, it's getting pushed out of the news by everything else... Dems should be getting slaughtered for not funding DHS
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 11, 2026 08:06 AM (xT8gx) 116
But he's JUST SOOOOO HOTT!!!!!!!
Posted by: Katie Couric ------ Repellant media whore says what? Posted by: whig at March 11, 2026 08:06 AM (E4rtv) 117
I'm sure the Dems will be chirping about finishing first in the MTG seat jungle primary. Short lived because the total of the next four finishers, all Republicans, will crush them in the runoff
-- I haven't followed along after that blockhead resigned. Are there any good R prospects in the running? Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI) 118
Many Worried That The Giant Spiders Attacking New York Could Lead To An Increase In Hateful Arachnophobia
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2026 08:07 AM (7N3EA) 119
115 Because we have family flying this week, my wife informed me that there are delays and cancelled flights at airports because DHS still is not funded. Is this true?? If so, it's getting pushed out of the news by everything else... Dems should be getting slaughtered for not funding DHS
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 11, 2026 08:06 AM (xT8gx) Yes...also people are missing flights b/c of security lines, so go extra early... Posted by: Nova Local at March 11, 2026 08:07 AM (tOcjL) 120
115 Because we have family flying this week, my wife informed me that there are delays and cancelled flights at airports because DHS still is not funded. Is this true?? If so, it's getting pushed out of the news by everything else... Dems should be getting slaughtered for not funding DHS
Posted by: LinusVanPelt ========= They don't care. But neither does Thune in the Senate as he could push Homeland Security funding through by reconciliation bill. The main problem with the GOP is the Senate caucus as they do nothing, say nothing of much value, and believe that they are there to preen and grab generational wealth for their families. Posted by: whig at March 11, 2026 08:08 AM (E4rtv) 121
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Repellant media whore says what? Posted by: whig at March 11, 2026 08:06 AM (E4rtv) It's all they have. I mean "Beto" was 'hot.' Newsome is 'hot.' They're down to searching for the next JFK since Americans are distracted by beauty over substance and their current crop of Marxists have nothing of substance but misery and depression. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 11, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1) 122
>>> The Washington Wizards are not a real basketball team this year...150 pts to the opponents without OT is a reflection of how bad they are vs maybe how great Adebayo is.
So what you're saying is they are worse than the Washington Generals... Posted by: LizLem at March 11, 2026 08:08 AM (6FFTi) 123
117 I'm sure the Dems will be chirping about finishing first in the MTG seat jungle primary. Short lived because the total of the next four finishers, all Republicans, will crush them in the runoff
-- I haven't followed along after that blockhead resigned. Are there any good R prospects in the running? Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI) Good - who knows...the Trump-endorsesd R is in the runoff, so it is who he wanted, so that's good... Posted by: Nova Local at March 11, 2026 08:08 AM (tOcjL) 124
We paid $5.49 reg/gal up $0.20 since last week
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX) 125
The White House also confirmed yesterday there is no change in Trump's deportation plans. It's a messaging issue. If the actual plan changes then I'll be angry but this isn't that.
I can't imagine that if ICE just happens to round up a stray or three while going after a target for deportation that they just won't let the illegals walk. Even so, ICE still has its hands full and the hiring of more agents is still going strong. I wonder how many furloughed DHS employees are taking a look at shifting to ICE because that is where the current income stream is. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 11, 2026 08:09 AM (a4flb) 126
@86 Adebayo had 43fg attempts and 43 ft attempts. He averages 20 a game. Somebody was doing a horrible job guarding him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2026 08:10 AM (qBBPl) 127
I haven't followed along after that blockhead resigned. Are there any good R prospects in the running?
Posted by: Lady in Black Clay Fuller is probably going to win. Finished second by a fraction but the GOP is likely to come together there to give him a win April 7th. The firebrand GOPer, a former state senator named Colton, tried a last ditch slime attack by proxy which didn't work. The only issue will be Fuller has to prove whether he gives a shit about the district nationally and representing it or whether he cares more about pleasing the GOP Kemp machine in GA. Posted by: whig at March 11, 2026 08:10 AM (E4rtv) 128
We paid $5.49 reg/gal up $0.20 since last week
Think of the price hikes as chemotherapy for removing a malignant and metastasizing cancer. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 11, 2026 08:10 AM (a4flb) 129
It's all they have. I mean "Beto" was 'hot.' Newsome is 'hot.' They're down to searching for the next JFK since Americans are distracted by beauty over substance and their current crop of Marxists have nothing of substance but misery and depression.
-- Dem females vote for who makes them feel the most tingly in their no-no squares. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI) 130
120 The main problem with the GOP is the Senate caucus as they do nothing, say nothing of much value, and believe that they are there to preen and grab generational wealth for their families.
Therein lies the difference between the two parties. The Repubs are there to are there to preen and grab generational wealth for their families. The Dems are there to preen and grab generational wealth for their families and join in lockstep to pass every Dem legislation their leaders want. Posted by: Delurker at March 11, 2026 08:11 AM (gtcuf) 131
these so called evangelical leaders will have NO direct impact negatively; I have an idea why don't they give up their multi-million dollar auditoriums and their mid 6 figure salaries to help the illegals--no thanks TV preacher
Posted by: paulnjax at March 11, 2026 08:11 AM (PPnyU) 132
122 >>> The Washington Wizards are not a real basketball team this year...150 pts to the opponents without OT is a reflection of how bad they are vs maybe how great Adebayo is.
So what you're saying is they are worse than the Washington Generals... Posted by: LizLem at March 11, 2026 08:08 AM (6FFTi) Yes...I'm not sure how they have any wins, but in the NBA, normally there are now 3-4 teams each year that are on purpose awful, trying to get draft picks, and those teams do play each other and someone has to win. It's like having the D league in the real league every year. It's when I stopped watching regularly (and now just check in every week or so) when the Sixers took that plan of losing, but then kept at it for 3-5 years...and it didn't win them anything later anyway... Posted by: Nova Local at March 11, 2026 08:11 AM (tOcjL) 133
That anti-recording device is interesting, although I suspect it will not be as efffective as advertised. I’ll bet it would have no effect on an older analog cassette recorder, although they’re not around anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2026 08:11 AM (7yOPh) 134
Dems should be getting slaughtered for not funding DHS
Of course they won't. ICE is putting little babies in cages and gunning down lesbian moms because TRUMP!!! DHS being unfunded is because he says mean things and the Dems are the force of light against his evil. Posted by: NR Pax at March 11, 2026 08:12 AM (BpO1e) 135
Morning JJ and everyone!
Just boarded a flight. Security was a breeze. Not only did we not have to take off shoes, we left all our electronics in our bags. Basically they didn't want us to take anything out of our bags. It was very nice, and maybe was to speed things up. Of course it begs the question...why can't we do this ALL THE TIME!! And I didn't get the mandatory pat down/grope in the security line either. Maybe a smaller TSA could be a good thing! Posted by: LizLem at March 11, 2026 08:12 AM (6FFTi) 136
> Because we have family flying this week, my wife informed me that there are delays and cancelled flights at airports because DHS still is not funded.
------------ It's been like this for weeks... ever since the Dems defunded DHS (and the agencies under it, like TSA.) Security lines are off the hook, delays everywhere. But because it's the Democrats causing the aggravations, the media doesn't report on it. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 11, 2026 08:12 AM (jtM2q) 137
It's all they have. I mean "Beto" was 'hot.' Newsome is 'hot.' They're down to searching for the next JFK since Americans are distracted by beauty over substance and their current crop of Marxists have nothing of substance but misery and depression.
Posted by: Sponge ======= Eloi wanting silly people that they can feel good about supporting I guess even while the ship of state is sinking. Posted by: whig at March 11, 2026 08:12 AM (E4rtv) 138
They don't care. But neither does Thune in the Senate as he could push Homeland Security funding through by reconciliation bill. The main problem with the GOP is the Senate caucus as they do nothing, say nothing of much value, and believe that they are there to preen and grab generational wealth for their families.
Posted by: whig at March 11, 2026 08:08 AM (E4rtv) Yes, why have we not used that maneuver, at least...what is he waiting for?? Posted by: Nova Local at March 11, 2026 08:12 AM (tOcjL) 139
It's all they have. I mean "Beto" was 'hot.' Newsome is 'hot.' They're down to searching for the next JFK since Americans are distracted by beauty over substance and their current crop of Marxists have nothing of substance but misery and depression.
Ballot fraud doesn't care what someone looks like. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 11, 2026 08:12 AM (a4flb) 140
China is rumored to be about to announce a 500 jet order from Boeing for new 737 airplanes. That's a huge win for Boeing if it comes true.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 11, 2026 08:14 AM (lIBIk) 141
OMG, how he didn't get struck on the spot with lightening after saying this is beyond me.
This is quite rich coming from Mr. Highest Gas Prices in the Country. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI) He supported the law that made Chevron leave the state. Refineries have to store so many days of product so that the consumer is not affected by storms, retrofits, and turn-arounds. Posted by: r hennigantx at March 11, 2026 08:14 AM (gbOdA) 142
Fox reports that the new ayatollah has a serious leg injury.
Ahaha. This is funnier than the exploding pagers. Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at March 11, 2026 08:14 AM (jZ3ZM) 143
Dem females vote for who makes them feel the most tingly in their no-no squares. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI) To quote Metallica, you know it's sad but true. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 11, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1) 144
124 We paid $5.49 reg/gal up $0.20 since last week Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX) Wow, I was disappointed here to see gas go up to $2.90 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2026 08:14 AM (7yOPh) 145
They have the votes for impeachment.
Who cares? They've already impeached him twice. Let them impeach him weekly for the remainder of his term. Unless they have 67 votes in the Senate, and they don't, impeachment is theater. Justice will be a thing of the past. We're already there. We've been there for five years now, at least. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 11, 2026 08:15 AM (ExV1e) 146
Nova, the GOP Senators are owned by their donors, and have the luxury of the 6 year term. Spend 6 months every 6 years pretending to care , like McCain, and get back in and play squish for another 5
Posted by: Jonah at March 11, 2026 08:16 AM (YCxFk) 147
The main problem with the GOP is the Senate caucus as they do nothing, say nothing of much value, and believe that they are there to preen and grab generational wealth for their families.
Posted by: whig at March 11, 2026 08:08 AM (E4rtv) =================== The main problem is everything! I agree: the GOPe Senate Caucus is the root of much of our problem in this country. Just look at the incredibly ineffectual John Thune! What a loser. Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 11, 2026 08:16 AM (lIBIk) 148
Therein lies the difference between the two parties. The Repubs are there to are there to preen and grab generational wealth for their families. The Dems are there to preen and grab generational wealth for their families and join in lockstep to pass every Dem legislation their leaders want.
Posted by: Delurker ======== Which is why we cannot spare Trump, like Lincoln said of General Grant, "he fights". He might make errors but those are good faith errors trying to steer the ship of state through a lot of storms. And like Lincoln having to go to extraordinary lengths to try to hold the country together over slavery and secession, Trump is trying to confront the enemies of the US, domestic and foreign, so that our children may have a better tomorrow. That is a fight worth winning. Posted by: whig at March 11, 2026 08:16 AM (E4rtv) 149
117 I'm sure the Dems will be chirping about finishing first in the MTG seat jungle primary. Short lived because the total of the next four finishers, all Republicans, will crush them in the runoff
I'm hoping for the opposite in the CA gubernatorial race. Theoretically with a bunch of dems on the ballot and only two republicans, the result of the open primary could be those two republicans on the general election ballot guaranteeing a republican governor. Almost certainly won't happen but it's a mathematical possibility! Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 11, 2026 08:16 AM (xT8gx) 150
Justice will be a thing of the past.
No one in the Owebama or Biden administrations are in prison. There is no justice only Zuul. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 11, 2026 08:16 AM (Zz0t1) 151
For the life of me, I don't understand why megatons of AP munitions aren't being dropped.
https://tinyurl.com/2styuewt Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 11, 2026 08:17 AM (5UTWB) 152
They don't care. But neither does Thune in the Senate as he could push Homeland Security funding through by reconciliation bill. The main problem with the GOP is the Senate caucus as they do nothing, say nothing of much value, and believe that they are there to preen and grab generational wealth for their families.
I'm trying to understand - why then, is the Senate GOP-e investing so much political capital in preserving Cornyn? In a way, isn't he a competitor for finite lobbyist funds? I know that he is a complete and total loser and has nothing to show for his decades in office other than trillions in debt and a dysfunctional judiciary, but what if the GOP Senate manages to dump Paxton but disgruntled Texans fail to override the vote for Demonic Party's candidate Screwtape? I don't get their strategery. They sure as hell ain't loyal to anyone but themselves. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 11, 2026 08:17 AM (a4flb) 153
LOLOL.
Just read that Abby Phillips of CNN fame reported that the ISIS terrorists that attempted to murder the protestors outside of Gracie Mansion were ACKSHUALLY trying to murder Mamdani............ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 11, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0321 seconds. |
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