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It Was a Beautiful Day in Ontario for Some Freedom Fighters to Open Fire on US Consulate Provocateurs

I assume that will be CNN's take after they stop flicking their beans.

Here's JustTheNews's take:



Gunmen open fire on U.S. consulate in Canada, none injured: Police

Authorities have not identified a motive, though the incident comes amid the ongoing U.S. war against Iran and President Donald Trump's mass deportation efforts, both of which have seen violent opposition within the U.S.

It's so weird that non-LE people can immediately identify a motive whereas LE "professionals" and "experts" are perpetually confused.


Police in Toronto, Canada, on Tuesday announced that gunmen had fired on the U.S. consulate, resulting in no injuries.

The suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V, stopped in front of the building, and fired multiple rounds, before returning to the vehicle and fleeing the scene. None were injured in the incident.

Authorities have not identified a motive, though the incident comes amid the ongoing U.S. war against Iran and President Donald Trump's mass deportation efforts, both of which have seen violent opposition within the U.S.

On Monday, for instance, a counter protester went viral after he threw an explosive device at a protest organized by Jan. 6 rioter Jake Lang, though it failed to detonate. Authorities are investigating a possible terrorist connection.

Although Canadian officials could not possibly name the motive we all instantly understood, they are increasing security at US and Israeli diplomatic buildings.

Just a coincidence, I'm sure. Done out of an "abundance of caution."

Canada is increasing security around U.S. and Israeli diplomatic buildings after a shooting at the U.S. consulate in Toronto, a Canadian police official said on Tuesday.

Royal Canadian Mounted Police Chief Superintendent Chris Leather said the consulate shooting is being investigated as a "national security incident," although it's too early to determine the motive.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:17 PM




Comments

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1 1st

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 02:17 PM (77rzZ)

2 Woo hoo! Hi, Ace. I'll cull the otters.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 02:17 PM (77rzZ)

3 And I read the post . . .

Posted by: RI Red - who is now only somebody that you used to know at March 10, 2026 02:18 PM (nNjWE)

4 We may never know the motive, they promised.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 02:19 PM (Wnv9h)

5 Authorities have not identified a motive, though the incident comes amid the ongoing U.S. war against Iran and President Donald Trump's mass deportation efforts, both of which have seen violent opposition within the U.S.


Violent opposition...From the usual subjects

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 02:19 PM (GOmDb)

6 Something went on at our embassy in Oslo, too.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 02:19 PM (77rzZ)

7 It is a global jihad and that is why "Canadians" care about whom the US chooses to admit or exclude.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 02:19 PM (gKWVE)

8 [This comment intentionally left blank]

Posted by:
at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (CrUNC)

9 Team Canada hockey fans. Haven't handled the dual losses well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (qBBPl)

10 Well, until the authorities identify a motive, what can we really say about this? We have to just assume it was a random matter, yes?

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (pDt9x)

11 I've been assured that ordinary Canadian citizens are not to be trusted and have had all their guns taken away.

So it's either the Mounties or the IRGC.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (Dv3i1)

12 Good thing Canada has those strict gun control laws.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (+Evw/)

13 Canada is increasing security around U.S. and Israeli diplomatic buildings after a shooting at the U.S. consulate in Toronto, a Canadian police official said on Tuesday.


Drop a couple of bodies and leave them lay.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 02:21 PM (Z7Mnq)

14 The peaceful people sure do like to do a lot of shooting

Posted by: melodicmetal at March 10, 2026 02:21 PM (I6xai)

15 So it's either the Mounties or the IRGC.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (Dv3i1)


Don't laugh.. I read this morning that there was a large group of IRCG in Canada.. Don't know how or why...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (GOmDb)

16 The motive may never be known, authorities vowed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (4NO2D)

17 So it's either the Mounties or the IRGC.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (Dv3i1)


Mounties are pissed off because US Border Patrol and the USCG are cutting down the amounts of Meth and Fentanyl coming in from the BC labs

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (rbvCR)

18 Trust our ally to get to the bottom of the matter.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (pDt9x)

19 Loverboy extremists

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (CNl8/)

20 I'd take odds they will be ID'd within 24 hours cuz they brought their cell phones with them.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (pZ64F)

21 Don't laugh.. I read this morning that there was a large group of IRCG in Canada.. Don't know how or why...
Posted by: It's me donna

I think that was on the Morning Report.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 02:23 PM (77rzZ)

22 the consulate shooting is being investigated as a "national security incident," although it's too early to determine the motive.
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Puzzling. A conumdrum. No good explanation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:23 PM (XeU6L)

23 Seems to me you could just have consulates located in the middle of a pig farm.
Call them Haram Farms.

Posted by: RI Red - who is now only somebody that you used to know at March 10, 2026 02:23 PM (nNjWE)

24 You need embassies to commit diplomacy. Very effective in the Sylvania/Freedonia kerfluffle.

Posted by: Mrs. Gloria Teasdale at March 10, 2026 02:23 PM (oftw2)

25
Something went on at our embassy in Oslo, too.
Posted by: Bulg

==============

Hmmm, sleeper cells come back to mind -- but what on earth would they expect to accomplish by hitting embassies in nice places like Canada and Norway?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 02:23 PM (Baa2L)

26 Video of the license plate completely, accidentally deleted including the recycle bin.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 10, 2026 02:24 PM (+Evw/)

27 19 Loverboy extremists
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (CNl8/)

Nah, they're waiting for the weekend.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 10, 2026 02:24 PM (0bjKf)

28
I think that was on the Morning Report.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 02:23 PM (77rzZ)

The best place for news

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 02:24 PM (GOmDb)

29 willowed -

223 Northern Threat: 700 Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Members in Canada.
____

That's what happens when Canada was purchased by China. Chinese ally Iran gets to house some chaos agents in Canada if needed. THANKS CANADA!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 02:24 PM (Dv3i1)

30 After the gun screamed "alla snackbar" the gun shot itself.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2026 02:25 PM (xvV+O)

31 Probably just the Gordon Lightfoot Liberation Front getting froggy.

Posted by: PabloD at March 10, 2026 02:25 PM (g4RQY)

32 It was just a hockey game you hosers.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (viF8m)

33 "The suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V"

White CRV? The motive is obviously then repressed gay fantasies about animals with very big penises.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

34 Nickelback has had enough of our constant ridicule.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (w9Wax)

35 We should abandon our embassies in failed 3rd world countries like Canada.

Posted by: Wally at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (pduCL)

36 Get Dudley DoWrong in there to investigate

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (ZxPkt)

37 Canada is increasing security around U.S. and Israeli diplomatic buildings after a shooting at the U.S. consulate in Toronto, a Canadian police official said on Tuesday.


Drop a couple of bodies and leave them lay.
Posted by: rickb223
---------

A standard method for discouraging crows from your garden used to be hanging a dead one from a branch near the garden.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (XeU6L)

38 Karoline Leavitt has two themes going today in her briefing, progress in the Iran Epic Fury operation, and the SAVE Act. She is pushing on the Senate, hard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (yPQ+b)

39 Loverboy extremists
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (CNl8/)
_____

Finally got the Queen of Broken Hearts

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

40
A standard method for discouraging crows from your garden used to be hanging a dead one from a branch near the garden.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:26 PM (XeU6L)


I'm afraid that would discourage me from the garden

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 02:27 PM (GOmDb)

41 You know, we're living in a society! We're supposed to behave in a civilized way!

Posted by: George Costanza at March 10, 2026 02:27 PM (OhTH/)

42 The funny thing is the US media is not busy touting "Iran" as the motive for these things? I find this interesting and I think it's because they know deep down we're going to win. Or maybe they are and I missed it.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 02:28 PM (JIcUn)

43 Crow is a dry meat. You need to hang it for a few days.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 02:28 PM (4NO2D)

44 Well at least it was a Honda, so they are economic/thrifty communists.

If it had been a Subaru, you know it would have been from one of the alphabet crowd. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Scott_T at March 10, 2026 02:29 PM (2waQ7)

45 I thought Canadians don't have guns.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 10, 2026 02:29 PM (Bkn5k)

46 It was that guy from Nickleback, wasn’t it.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 02:30 PM (bucPA)

47 45 I thought Canadians don't have guns.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 10, 2026 02:29 PM (Bkn5k)

They come in from Indiana.

Posted by: Damn Hoosiers... at March 10, 2026 02:30 PM (TbWk/)

48 Someone just asked her about Democrats closing down TSA and FEMA. Weird that in the midst of war they would close down Homeland Security, and shut down TSA during the spring travel season. Sooner or later someone is going to get hurt, and it'll be the responsibility of the Schumer-ites

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 02:31 PM (f/d3F)

49 Dudley Do-right will find them.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 02:32 PM (bucPA)

50 It was the Poutine Liberation Front responsible

Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 02:32 PM (ZxPkt)

51 "gunpersons"

FIFY

Posted by: krennik at March 10, 2026 02:33 PM (T0tPD)

52 I foolishly went to CNN to see if they had a headline on this. Not up top on their homepage. They did, however, have this article:

Does Trump even know what’s happening in Iran?
On Saturday, President Donald Trump claimed it was Tehran that struck an Iranian elementary school early in the war, killing scores of children.

On Monday, he admitted he basically had no idea what he was talking about when he said that, then went on to suggest other countries, including Iran, use Tomahawk missiles, the type of munition that appears to have hit the school. Iran does not have Tomahawks.

When pressed at a news conference why nobody else in his administration was making the same claim about Iran being responsible (and instead pointing to an investigation), Trump said,“Because I just don’t know enough about it.”


I don't recall these kinds of articles during the Vegetable in Chief's term...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 02:33 PM (JCZqz)

53 I had the inside line on this situation, but I was too busy sniffing Katie Perry's fronthole.

Posted by: Justin Castro at March 10, 2026 02:33 PM (M9gjJ)

54 The TSA lines are a disaster. If any Democrats were at the airport a mob of people would nail them to the entrance gate and light them on fire.

The people are big mad and know who to blame.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 02:33 PM (bucPA)

55 Loverboy extremists
Posted by: Mark1971


Maple syrup enthusiasts protesting CBDs fatwa on enjoying French toast with said syrup, duh!

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic . . . at March 10, 2026 02:34 PM (3ZUWJ)

56 Snidely Whiplash was caught trying to tie the US Consulate to the railroad tracks.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 10, 2026 02:34 PM (w9Wax)

57 Maybe it was some super-stalker-fan like the chick that shot up Rhianna's house?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 02:35 PM (rbvCR)

58 Crow is a dry meat. You need to hang it for a few days.
Posted by: toby928
--------

Like Pheasant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:35 PM (XeU6L)

59 53 I had the inside line on this situation, but I was too busy sniffing Katie Perry's fronthole.
Posted by: Justin Castro

It's great that your beard lets you get away with that.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 02:37 PM (Y8DZL)

60 I'm not sure I understand.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Care About What Happens In Canada Why, Exactly? at March 10, 2026 02:38 PM (dmDsy)

61 52 I foolishly went to CNN to see if they had a headline on this. Not up top on their homepage. They did, however, have this article:

Yeah, they're obsessed with that "girlschool" thinking it will be gotcha against Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 02:38 PM (GOmDb)

62 Mounties are pissed off because US Border Patrol and the USCG are cutting down the amounts of Meth and Fentanyl coming in from the BC labs
Posted by: Kindltot

Hope they're doing something about the damn poutine trafficking, too.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 02:38 PM (77rzZ)

63 Loverboy extremists
Posted by: Mark1971

Nah, they're waiting for the weekend.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell


Nothing happens til the weekend!

Posted by: The Kings at March 10, 2026 02:38 PM (3ZUWJ)

64 I'm disappointed that the marines in Canada did not injure the subjects. And the way that report reads to me is none of the 'subjects' that shot and fled were injured. It does not actually say that no one was injured, although they'd probably have been crowing if a marine or a consulate worker had been killed or injured.

And pre-Trump I used to think conservatives could flee to Canada, overwhelm at the polls and make that country sane if Barky and follow ons turned the U.S. commie. Sad to me to see Canada in this state.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 10, 2026 02:39 PM (q8M1A)

65 Just a coincidence, I'm sure. Done out of an "abundance of caution."

----------------

"If it saves just just one jihadi, bigot!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 02:39 PM (f+0Nu)

66 Canadian cops...yeah, I'm sure they'll be right on this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 02:40 PM (xcxpd)

67 And pre-Trump I used to think conservatives could flee to Canada, overwhelm at the polls and make that country sane if Barky and follow ons turned the U.S. commie. Sad to me to see Canada in this state.
Posted by: PaleRider
-------

I observe England and nearly weep.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:40 PM (XeU6L)

68 Police Chief Leather!

Sometimes you just have to laugh at the little things.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 10, 2026 02:40 PM (kpS4V)

69 Canada is said to have upwards of 700 IRGC members running around in their nation. I guess the Canucks decided that training Communist Chinese PLA forces just wasn't radical enough.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:41 PM (X+xvk)

70 suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V

-

So gay terrorists?

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:41 PM (HF36u)

71 46 It was that guy from Nickleback, wasn’t it.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 02:30 PM (bucPA)

Let me LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH and see...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 02:41 PM (xcxpd)

72 Sad to me to see Canada in this state.
Posted by: PaleRider

Sad to see the whole of the West being institutionally captured.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 02:42 PM (Y8DZL)

73 It looks like this summer we'll have to keep our heads on swivels. Like always.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 10, 2026 02:42 PM (kpS4V)

74 suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V
----

At least it wasn't a Mitsubishi.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 02:42 PM (XeU6L)

75 NEW YORK, NY — Citing severe budget constraints, Mayor Zohran Mamdani confirmed Monday that the city has no funds available for NYPD Bomb Squad overtime—even after officers heroically responded to an attempted ISIS-inspired bombing outside Gracie Mansion over the weekend.

“These officers ran toward danger, which was very problematic for our equity goals,” Mamdani told reporters while posing beside the Bomb Squad vehicle. “But the math is clear: we can either pay them time-and-a-half or protect the sacred teachers’ pension fund. And we all know which one is more important.”

According to sources close to the mayor, this marks the 12th time this year the city has “borrowed” from educator retirements to cover basic services. Previous raids successfully funded free gender-affirming bus passes and 24-hour migrant nail salons.

At press time, Mamdani’s office was exploring whether bomb defusal could be reclassified as community outreach.

Reported on by : Le Snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 02:42 PM (Z7Mnq)

76 Toronto is full of snackbar enjoyers.

Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2026 02:43 PM (YwEeS)

77 Katie Perry...

If I had a time machine, I'd go back and find her right after she did that thing with Elmo or whoever. There would be a trillion Denny Cranes racing to her womb, after hours of her pleasure, of course.

Those children would be spectacular.

Posted by: Denny Crane - The World Better Pray My Time Machine Doesn't End Up Working. at March 10, 2026 02:43 PM (dmDsy)

78 Possibly an angry hickey fan taking those Olympic losses a bit to hard ...

Posted by: far cry at March 10, 2026 02:44 PM (oDmoo)

79 74 suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V
----
At least it wasn't a Mitsubishi.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Yeah, lol...totally gay and lame...
😬

Posted by: Subaru at March 10, 2026 02:44 PM (JCZqz)

80 This is impossible Ontario has gun control right?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 02:45 PM (8avO+)

81 Posted by: Denny Crane - I Care About What Happens In Canada Why, Exactly? at March 10, 2026 02:38

Because the suspects fired on a U.S. consulate?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 02:45 PM (rZCVI)

82 Lol. Not funny, but lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

83 Canada is said to have upwards of 700 IRGC members running around in their nation. I guess the Canucks decided that training Communist Chinese PLA forces just wasn't radical enough.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:41 PM (X+xvk)

They can have the Ukrainian Nazis and South American drug lords fight them off.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 02:46 PM (8avO+)

84 WTF. Hockey!

Stupid fucking phone keyboard.

Posted by: far cry at March 10, 2026 02:46 PM (oDmoo)

85 Canda and the US were basically the same country with a few differences. Same general culture, same shared British roots, same sports played, same cars driven, etc. there were a few slight differences. Canada spells color with a U and they have the queen on their money. Things like that. But overall if you plucked an American out of St Louis and put them in Toronto they’d barely notice they were in another country.

Then somewhere around 2000 that changed and Canada went to shit and fast. It’s really sad to witness.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:46 PM (HF36u)

86 Those children would be spectacular.
Posted by: Denny Crane - The World Better Pray My Time Machine Doesn't End Up Working. at March 10, 2026 02:43 PM (dmDsy)

Before or after she got wallered out by Russell Brand?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 02:47 PM (zZu0s)

87 78 Possibly an angry hickey fan taking those Olympic losses a bit to hard ...
Posted by: far cry at March 10, 2026 02:44 PM (oDmoo)


I won't get mad, baby! Promise!

Posted by: Canadian Sex Worker at March 10, 2026 02:47 PM (dmDsy)

88 fired multiple rounds, before returning to the vehicle and fleeing the scene

So, obviously not American-bred. All our hoods and gangsters know how to shoot from a moving car and not hit anything.

(I'm seeing them yell "Chinese fire drill!" during practice. Then they spend the next week figuring out how to say that without being offensive to Asians. Finally deciding "Far-east Asian continent dwellers fire drill!")

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 02:48 PM (i6QVa)

89 "suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V"

This has all the earmarks of white supremacists.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2026 02:49 PM (vbXSk)

90 83 Canada is said to have upwards of 700 IRGC members running around in their nation. I guess the Canucks decided that training Communist Chinese PLA forces just wasn't radical enough.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:41 PM (X+xvk)

They can have the Ukrainian Nazis and South American drug lords fight them off.
Posted by: Oldcat

***********************************

I don't think they're interested in fighting them off. I think they're joining forces against US.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:49 PM (X+xvk)

91 Team Canada hockey fans. Haven't handled the dual losses well
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 02:20 PM (qBBPl)

Well, it might have been curlers.

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 02:49 PM (i6QVa)

92 Something went on at our embassy in Oslo, too.
Posted by: Bulg

==============

Hmmm, sleeper cells come back to mind -- but what on earth would they expect to accomplish by hitting embassies in nice places like Canada and Norway?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 02:23 PM (Baa2L)

Western press just loves dead Americans in embassies, they even make them happen if Iran doesn't move quick enough.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 02:49 PM (8avO+)

93 89 "suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V"

This has all the earmarks of white supremacists.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2026 02:49 PM (vbXSk)

White Soccer Mom supremacists.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

94 We all know the FBI was a rogue institution but the level of corruption keeps getting higher.

It turns out there weren't 2 secret investigations of Trump and his supporters, there were 4.

Crossfire Hurricane
Arctic Frost
Round River
Plasmic Echo

All of them were hidden in Prohibited Access files. But now they've been found.

https://tinyurl.com/mvh862eu

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 02:50 PM (viF8m)

95 >>>Before or after she got wallered out by Russell Brand?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

>If that dirtbag talks any faster, he'll have you convinced he's Albert Einstein.

Posted by: Justin Castro at March 10, 2026 02:50 PM (M9gjJ)

96 Cops in Ontario have yet to discover a motive for three synagogues being shot up last week as well.
Of course, in Canuckistan if this was posted on social media, I'd be going to jail.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at March 10, 2026 02:51 PM (NvtJi)

97 Those children would be spectacular.
Posted by: Denny Crane - The World Better Pray My Time Machine Doesn't End Up Working. at March 10, 2026 02:43 PM (dmDsy)

Before or after she got wallered out by Russell Brand?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 02:47 PM (zZu0s)
_________

And at least 100 other guys

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

98 My gut says these aren’t sleeper cells or anything organized. It’s your average Ahmed and Mohammed deciding to go kill some infidels just because.

If it was organized they’d be less amateurish.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:51 PM (HF36u)

99 Late Stage Canada prided itself on its enlightened "salad bowl" approach (also called the "hotel" model) of immigration rather than the "melting pot", and this is what you get.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 10, 2026 02:51 PM (kpS4V)

100 81 Posted by: Denny Crane - I Care About What Happens In Canada Why, Exactly? at March 10, 2026 02:38

Because the suspects fired on a U.S. consulate?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 02:45 PM (rZCVI)

Police in Toronto, Canada, on Tuesday announced that gunmen had fired on the U.S. consulate, resulting in no injuries.
The suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V, stopped in front of the building, and fired multiple rounds, before returning to the vehicle and fleeing the scene. None were injured in the incident.



Maybe that's why?

Posted by: Denny Crane - Why All The Hostility? at March 10, 2026 02:52 PM (dmDsy)

101 Chris Leather? heh

Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2026 02:52 PM (LHPAg)

102 On Monday, for instance, a counter protester went viral after he threw an explosive device at a protest organized by Jan. 6 rioter Jake Lang, though it failed to detonate.

I mean what's wrong with a counter protest of a rioter? and hey he "went viral". Isn't that what we all want to do?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at March 10, 2026 02:52 PM (qivay)

103 Apropos of nothing - well, maybe because Canada is just north of me - I’m sitting outside on my porch, it’s 60 degrees and the sun is shining. The H2O outside is rapidly shifting phases. Mud Season has begun.
Except next week will down in the teens. I love NH.

Posted by: RI Red - who is now only somebody that you used to know at March 10, 2026 02:53 PM (nNjWE)

104 Posted by: Denny Crane - I Care About What Happens In Canada Why, Exactly? at March 10, 2026 02:38

So it only matters if nobody is hurt? OK

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 02:53 PM (ELdpA)

105 96 Cops in Ontario have yet to discover a motive for three synagogues being shot up last week as well.
Of course, in Canuckistan if this was posted on social media, I'd be going to jail.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops

********************
Canadian media was worried that noticing these attacks might result in "Islamophobia."

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:53 PM (X+xvk)

106 Somewhere in Toronto there’s a street with a church, mosque and synagogue all next to each other. I remember reading about it supposedly showing how oh so tolerant Canada is compared to America’s hate filled population.

So how’s that going for you these days Canada?

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:53 PM (HF36u)

107 97 Those children would be spectacular.
Posted by: Denny Crane - The World Better Pray My Time Machine Doesn't End Up Working. at March 10, 2026 02:43 PM (dmDsy)

Before or after she got wallered out by Russell Brand?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 02:47 PM (zZu0s)
_________
And at least 100 other guys
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

He's not saying she's wife material! Just bangable and has good genes! Jeez...we're gentlemen here...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 10, 2026 02:55 PM (JCZqz)

108
All of them were hidden in Prohibited Access files.

Prohibited Access = tradesman entrance

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 02:55 PM (Kt19C)

109 Scumbag Australian government is forcing the Iranian women's soccer team to return to Iran, so they can be tortured and murdered?

Which is more screwed, Canada, Great Britain or Australia?

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:55 PM (X+xvk)

110 93 89 "suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V"

This has all the earmarks of white supremacists.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2026 02:49 PM (vbXSk)

White Soccer Mom supremacists.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

Where there any empty pints of whole milk on the floor?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at March 10, 2026 02:56 PM (qivay)

111 Which is more screwed, Canada, Great Britain or Australia?
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:55 PM (X+xvk)

Yes.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:56 PM (HF36u)

112
I think the Canadian police won't arrest anybody for this. They have their orders. From Beijing. It's what the Canadian people want.

Suspects drove off in a white CRV

to go cash their Canuck government voucher.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 02:56 PM (VWtfl)

113 US embassy should step in and help the Iranian women. Use force if need be.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:56 PM (HF36u)

114 Sam Adams@ 109
Yes.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at March 10, 2026 02:57 PM (NvtJi)

115 So it only matters if nobody is hurt? OK
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 02:53 PM (ELdpA)

Sorry. Typo, "it only matters if somebody is hurt " Can they shoot up American.
Consulates
all over the world as long as nobody is hurt?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 02:57 PM (ELdpA)

116 WTF. Hockey!

Stupid fucking phone keyboard.


The typo was funnier.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 02:58 PM (Fs0KI)

117 104 Posted by: Denny Crane - I Care About What Happens In Canada Why, Exactly? at March 10, 2026 02:38

So it only matters if nobody is hurt? OK
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 02:53 PM (ELdpA)


Yes. it matters that no one was hurt. Why does it seem like you are angry that no one was hurt? Also, "multiple shots"...hmmm how many exactly? I dunno, apparently there were no actual witnesses to say.

Posted by: Denny Crane - Someone Doesn't Like... DENNY CRANE. at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (dmDsy)

118 I do n’t see how Australia can force someone to return to Iran. Are they going to physically put the women on a plane? Do they really want those images of women frantically fighting to stay and police dragging them onto a plane that will take them to certain death?

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (HF36u)

119 Scumbag Australian government is forcing the Iranian women's soccer team to return to Iran, so they can be tortured and murdered?

Which is more screwed, Canada, Great Britain or Australia?
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 02:55 PM (X+xvk)
______

Old news. The soccer players who wanted asylum in Australia got it. Some went back to Iran voluntarily.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

120
Sad to me to see Canada in this state.
Posted by: PaleRider

Sad to see the whole of the West being institutionally captured.
Posted by: Auspex

=================

Can you imagine if Trump hadn't been elected? I just looked around for a YouTube video I've posted here before of a sane British woman bouncing off her ceiling on November 5, shouting "Thank you, America!" Can't find it now, but it showed how dire that escape was, including to basket cases like the UK.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (Baa2L)

121 Yeah, they're obsessed with that "girlschool" thinking it will be gotcha against Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 02:38 PM (GOmDb)it's

It's to keep women on the plantation.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (JIcUn)

122 "Yeah, they're obsessed with that "girlschool" thinking it will be gotcha against Trump..."
They are waiting to use the International Criminal Court. Nobody has mentioned it yet, but obviously Democrats and communists from all over the world will try to use it as soon as possible.

Posted by: PG at March 10, 2026 03:00 PM (TAxKP)

123 Iran didn't select a dead guy to be Supreme Leader.

He made a public appearance:

https://x.com/MahyarTousi/status/
2031386301828653446

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

124 I’m sure they were simply young men out to enjoy warm weather in the city!

Posted by: NYT at March 10, 2026 03:01 PM (4KUe5)

125 Old news. The soccer players who wanted asylum in Australia got it. Some went back to Iran voluntarily.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

The Blade slices like a hammer- of propaganda.

For given values of 'voluntarily.' Their families were threatened.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

126 We should withdraw all diplomats from Canada, tell Carney that we no longer want Canadian's in this country, cancel all H1x visa's and start building a 100 ft tall wall across the border.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2026 03:01 PM (abIsI)

127 Mud Season has begun.
Except next week will down in the teens. I love NH.
Posted by: RI Red - who is now only somebody that you used to know at March 10, 2026 02:53 PM (nNjWE)

So, you have to wait until next week for the mud to harden up before you go shooting?

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 03:02 PM (i6QVa)

128 I just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)

129 https://x.com/MahyarTousi/status/
2031386301828653446
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:00 PM (GBKbO)


Aaaannnnnd it's gone.

Posted by: Denny Crane - Man, Those Censors Are Quick!!!! at March 10, 2026 03:03 PM (dmDsy)

130 Hey, weren’t some synagogues recently shot up, too? Similar MO, sure it’s not related, though…

Posted by: NYT at March 10, 2026 03:03 PM (4KUe5)

131 just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

No make up sex?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (Kt19C)

132 So, you have to wait until next week for the mud to harden up before you go shooting?
Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 03:02 PM (i6QVa)

Negative! Jeep Wrangler. A vehicle for all seasons.
I spend a fortune at the car wash.

Posted by: RI Red - who is now only somebody that you used to know at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (nNjWE)

133 just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

No make up sex?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (Kt19C)

Jeez. This place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

134 Aaaannnnnd it's gone.

You have to delete the space after status/. It may appear in the URL bar as %20. I have no idea why some split URLs copy with a space and some don't.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 03:05 PM (Fs0KI)

135 No make up sex?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (Kt19C)

Dear Lord.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:05 PM (JIcUn)

136 Not just the US Consulate in Canada the last several days but also:

Three synagogues shot at less than a week apart - CTV News Toronto at Noon for Mar. 9, 2026

Police are investigating three shootings that happened at a Thornhill, Toronto and North York synagogue, Janice Golding reports.
------
It's just restless youth.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 03:05 PM (NFX2v)

137 Just checked: now three Toronto synagogues have been shot at this month.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: NYT at March 10, 2026 03:05 PM (4KUe5)

138 131 just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

No make up sex?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (Kt19C)


Man, Fen is gonna have a few choice words you, you pervert!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Hey, It's Fun to Be The Thought Police! at March 10, 2026 03:06 PM (dmDsy)

139 start building a 100 ft tall wall across the border.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2026 03:01 PM (abIsI)

Great. Do you know how deep the drifts would be?

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 03:06 PM (i6QVa)

140 Gunmen open fire on U.S. consulate in Canada,

===

Why does this keep happening to Mamdani?!!

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 03:07 PM (GD0B3)

141 Just checked: now three Toronto synagogues have been shot at this month.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: NYT at March 10, 2026 03:05 PM (4KUe5)

Synagogues? We prefer "Places of muslim-like prayer"

Posted by: The New York Times at March 10, 2026 03:07 PM (JIcUn)

142 You have to delete the space after status/. It may appear in the URL bar as %20. I have no idea why some split URLs copy with a space and some don't.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 03:05 PM (Fs0KI)

Posted by: Denny Crane - Thanks, Will Do! at March 10, 2026 03:07 PM (dmDsy)

143 Not just the US Consulate in Canada the last several days but also:

Three synagogues shot at less than a week apart - CTV News Toronto at Noon for Mar. 9, 2026

Police are investigating three shootings that happened at a Thornhill, Toronto and North York synagogue, Janice Golding reports.
------
It's just restless youth.
Posted by: L - No nic


Time to put them fown like the rabid fogs they are. They can rest for eternity.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:07 PM (Z7Mnq)

144 Fake news
No guns in Canada

Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2026 03:07 PM (rA0VU)

145 I just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)

Good to hear. I know that was heavy on your heart.

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 03:08 PM (i6QVa)

146 Loverboy extremists
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 10, 2026 02:22 PM (CNl8/)

Nah, they're waiting for the weekend.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 10, 2026 02:24 PM (0bjKf)

---

Golf clap.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 03:08 PM (f1kZG)

147 Old news. The soccer players who wanted asylum in Australia got it. Some went back to Iran voluntarily.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

The Blade slices like a hammer- of propaganda.

For given values of 'voluntarily.' Their families were threatened.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:01 PM (zZu0s)
_____

The comment I responded to was that they were denied asylum. They were not denied. The ones that went back did so for whatever reasons. Doesn't matter for purposes of asylum. They could have gotten asylum if they wanted to. Aus can't force them to stay.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

148 Pretty sure climate change is to blame for this. And since Trump is single handily causing climate change, this is really Trump’s fault.
- CNN, soon

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 03:08 PM (HF36u)

149 Posted by: Denny Crane - Hey, It's Fun to Be The Thought Police! at March 10, 2026 03:06 PM (dmDsy)

You're just the one who said something, not me. Byeeeeee



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:08 PM (rZCVI)

150 126 We should withdraw all diplomats from Canada, tell Carney that we no longer want Canadian's in this country, cancel all H1x visa's and start building a 100 ft tall wall across the border.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2026 03:01 PM (abIsI)
-----
What's more cost-effective? 100ft wall across the longest land border in the world or crew-served weapons emplacements with overlapping fields of fire?

Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2026 03:09 PM (5aZAZ)

151 What's more cost-effective? 100ft wall across the longest land border in the world or crew-served weapons emplacements with overlapping fields of fire?
Posted by: ballistic


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:10 PM (Z7Mnq)

152 133 just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

No make up sex?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (Kt19C)

Jeez. This place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Illhan Nur at March 10, 2026 03:10 PM (qivay)

153 We should withdraw all diplomats from Canada, tell Carney that we no longer want Canadian's in this country
Posted by: Maj. Healey

The ONLY exception would be AOP.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

154 The ONLY exception would be AOP.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
----------
Not Northern Lurker or Andycanuck?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 03:11 PM (KAqW5)

155 149 Posted by: Denny Crane - Hey, It's Fun to Be The Thought Police! at March 10, 2026 03:06 PM (dmDsy)

You're just the one who said something, not me. Byeeeeee



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:08 PM (rZCVI)


And you never had an obligation to respond to anything I said, so....

Posted by: Denny Crane - Like A 12-Year Old Girl, I'll Just End This With... BYYYYYEEEE! at March 10, 2026 03:12 PM (dmDsy)

156 I don't get it.
Posted by: Illhan Nur at March 10, 2026 03:10 PM (qivay)

Coincidently, you do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:12 PM (zZu0s)

157 Old news. The soccer players who wanted asylum in Australia got it. Some went back to Iran voluntarily.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Okay. Tousi TV reporting (three hours ago) that the Australian government lied to President Trump.

Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 03:13 PM (X+xvk)

158 Not Northern Lurker or Andycanuck?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

They'd be allowed, too, as would Stateless. But, as far as I know, AOP is the only one who comes to the US on a regular basis.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:13 PM (77rzZ)

159 131 just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

No make up sex?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

Sweet Home Alabama intensifies

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 10, 2026 03:15 PM (JCZqz)

160
Here I come to save the day!

Posted by: Flyin' Green Dildo at March 10, 2026 03:15 PM (OUPZt)

161 Old news. The soccer players who wanted asylum in Australia got it. Some went back to Iran voluntarily.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Okay. Tousi TV reporting (three hours ago) that the Australian government lied to President Trump.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 10, 2026 03:13 PM (X+xvk)
________

I find that hard to believe, but we'll see. Major papers are reporting as of 20 minutes ago the girls have asylum.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

162 I do n’t see how Australia can force someone to return to Iran. Are they going to physically put the women on a plane? Do they really want those images of women frantically fighting to stay and police dragging them onto a plane that will take them to certain death?

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (HF36u)

Yes, that is just what they are going to do.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 03:17 PM (8avO+)

163 Actually, my sister was the one who explained the facts of life to me. I was reading an astronomy book about the constellations and asked her what a "virgin" (as in Virgo) was. And instead giving me some vague or evasive answer, she explained the whole process to me. I was maybe 10 at the time.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:18 PM (77rzZ)

164
Wait, Canadian citizens still have guns?

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 03:18 PM (IifOV)

165 The suspects reportedly drove a white Honda CR-V
.......

With CA plates?
* contemplates switching plates *

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2026 03:19 PM (UjdFS)

166 Headline (Reuters via News Nation):

"Rare student protest in Cuba as sanctions continue"

Excerpt:

"A group of just over 20 Cuban university students staged a rare, hours-long protest at the University of Havana on Monday, angry over class disruptions amid a U.S. oil blockade that has contributed to a near collapse of Cuba’s electrical grid.

Students sat under a hot mid-morning sun, shading themselves with umbrellas while trading barbs with several of the university’s professors and administration staff, who arrived shortly after the “sit-in” began."

And:
Students said those measures were not enough, and opted to protest to ensure their voices were heard.

Jose Julian Diaz, a university professor and former student representative, told Reuters the extraordinary circumstances required dialogue.

“These kinds of scenarios are really rare,” he said in an interview. “I think we have to learn to have these discussions with students.”

University security initially prohibited the protesting students from sitting on the stone steps at the main entrance of the University of Havana, blocking the entrance with a long rope and a sign that read: “Do not pass, do not sit.”"
"

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 03:19 PM (rj6Yv)

167 Yes, that is just what they are going to do.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 03:17 PM (8avO+)

I see you are familiar with The Ways of the Leftard.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:19 PM (JIcUn)

168 It was that guy from Nickleback, wasn’t it.
Posted by: Marcus T
......

The one with the light bulb shaped head?

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2026 03:20 PM (UjdFS)

169 just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

No make up sex?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

Jeez. This place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

I don't get it.
Posted by: Illhan Nur




Yes you do. Your brother tosses you the meat as often as you want. Hell, Pron Hub has a whole genre dedicated to you.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:20 PM (Z7Mnq)

170
I don't think we can tolerate a failed state on our northern border. I don't know what to do about the general leftist brainwashing and massive invasion of immigrated and unassimilated populations there. But, we can't just write them off. They're right next door.

Is there a plan?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 03:21 PM (azNOR)

171 162 I do n’t see how Australia can force someone to return to Iran. Are they going to physically put the women on a plane? Do they really want those images of women frantically fighting to stay and police dragging them onto a plane that will take them to certain death?

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 02:59 PM (HF36u)

Yes, that is just what they are going to do.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 03:17 PM (8avO+)

----------------

If they do that, I would love to see President Trump scramble a bunch of US military jets and force that Australian flight to land somewhere friendly -- where we have special forces soldiers ready to rescue those women and bring them to the US for asylum.

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 03:22 PM (zqS3C)

172 I don't think we can tolerate a failed state on our northern border. I don't know what to do about the general leftist brainwashing and massive invasion of immigrated and unassimilated populations there. But, we can't just write them off. They're right next door.

Is there a plan?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


Thermo nuclear devices.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:22 PM (Z7Mnq)

173 Is there a plan?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 03:21 PM (azNOR)


Well, the plan was that Canada become America's Ukraine, but I suspect you are asking what America's plan is.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2026 03:22 PM (rbvCR)

174 164
Wait, Canadian citizens still have guns?

Not the citizens, no.

Posted by: Dudley DoWrong at March 10, 2026 03:22 PM (AaY6N)

175 just had my second phone call with my newly-unestranged sister. I went really well.

No make up sex?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

Sweet Home Alabama intensifies
Posted by: Moron Analyst

Take me home,
Country Roads...

Posted by: John Denver, Ultralight Pilot Extraordinaire at March 10, 2026 03:23 PM (w9Wax)

176 I don't think we can tolerate a failed state on our northern border. I don't know what to do about the general leftist brainwashing and massive invasion of immigrated and unassimilated populations there. But, we can't just write them off. They're right next door.

Is there a plan?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 03:21 PM (azNOR)

----------------

A big beautiful wall and other security defenses along the northern border?

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 03:23 PM (zqS3C)

177 Australia has shown who they are via the covid. I like calling it "the covid".

They had camps.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 03:23 PM (cS1cw)

178 NOOD. French and Talarico.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:24 PM (77rzZ)

179 Nude David French and that homosexual retard Talafreako

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

180 Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 03:17 PM (8avO

I thought that Australia had already forced the ones not given Visas to go back to Iran?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (PFs9e)

181 The Anglosphere is kinda shit, anymore. Western Liberalism might be a big part of the problem. With assistance, of course.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:26 PM (pDt9x)

182 Wait, Canadian citizens still have guns?

Only the ones that express strong suicidal tendencies are allowed to have a gun. Reduces the cost of assisted suicide centers.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2026 03:26 PM (abIsI)

183 Thermo nuclear devices.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:22 PM (Z7Mnq)

-------------

We paved Canada ...
Put down a parking lot

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (w42cZ)

184 Geez! I go to my local diner for my birthday feast and Canada commits an act of war. Long overdue to destroy that pagan godless state!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 10, 2026 03:30 PM (sAmhv)

185 The Anglosphere is kinda shit, anymore. Western Liberalism might be a big part of the problem. With assistance, of course.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:26 PM (pDt9x)

--------------

Predicted in 1973 in "The Camp of the Saints" by French author Jean Raspail.

Here's a link to a good recent SubStack article by a very good conservative writer about it:

https://is.gd/c6UutI

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (5b2ve)

186 I've been to that consulate. It gets protested so much that the Toronto police just leave the crowd control barriers stacked up on the boulevar across from it. Anything happens anywhere in the world and the weirdos will be waving signs and chanting about how much they hate the US.

Posted by: fozzy at March 10, 2026 03:42 PM (zH2yS)

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