Pam Bondi Announces Federal Charges Against Latest Muslim Terrorist Bombers

They've been charged with Aggravated Cultural Enrichment.

"We have charged the two alleged ISIS-inspired terrorists who attempted to bomb a protest in New York City," Attorney General Pam Bondi posted on X on Monday afternoon. "We will not allow ISIS's poisonous, anti-American ideology to threaten this nation. Our law enforcement officers will remain vigilant."

The charges include providing material support to a terrorist organization and using a weapon of mass destruction.

The Terror Teens hoped to murder more people than their heroes, the Muslims who bombed the Boston Marathon.

In the NYPD vehicle en route to the NYPD precinct, BALAT, without being questioned by the NYPD officers transporting him, made the following spontaneous utterances, in part and as captured on the transporting NYPD officers' body-worn camera footage: 'this isn't a religion that just stands when people talk about the blessed name of the prophet... We take action! We take action!'; and "'I didn't do it someone else will come and do it.'
After arriving at the precinct and being advised of, and waiving, his Miranda rights, BALAT requested a piece of paper and, after being given a paper and pen, wrote the following: 'All praise is due to Allah lord of all worlds! I pledge my allegience [sic] to the Islamic State. Die in your rage yu [sic] kuffar! Emir B.' Based on my training and experience, I know that "kuffar" is an Arabic term that refers to 'non-believers' or 'infidels,' and that 'Die in your rage' is a slogan used by ISIS and based on a verse in the Quran.
Law enforcement officers later asked BALAT if he was familiar with the Boston Marathon bombing, and if that was what BALAT had hoped to accomplish. BALAT responded: 'No, even bigger. It was only three deaths.'

Pro-terrorist leftwingers justify Muslim terrorism:

"Everyone is welcome in New York!!!" as an IsIamist throws a literal bomb over him pic.twitter.com/nHqtUZ4wSl
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 9, 2026

The leftwing media rushed to justify the attempted terrorist bombing, saying that "provocateurs" were targeted, so, shrug:

since you're suggesting that violence against "provocateurs' is justified, am I right in assuming the right is equally permitted to throw bombs at leftwing provocateurs? Or nah? @donnie https://t.co/avmXZZegia
— The Reaping Phase (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 9, 2026

You know, many people consider "Journalists" to be the ultimate provocateurs.

The Bee:

That's not a joke: He actually began his speech by condemning the victims of the bomb attack for opposing the "Muslim takeover of New York City."

Mayor Mamdani starts his speech on an lSlS attack by slamming Islamophobia pic.twitter.com/csmNIcbefB
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 9, 2026

He did the Norm Macdonald tweet https://t.co/0puwq0igCk pic.twitter.com/hfBj4sl7rc
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 9, 2026

The New York Times has always had a soft spot for left-wing bombers.

Look what they actually published on Sept. 11, 2001, about Weather Underground terrorist Bill Ayers:

"No Regrets for a Love Of Explosives

In a Memoir of Sorts, a War Protester Talks of Life With the… https://t.co/ayB0q4sFIY pic.twitter.com/fYYd8aIhcR
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) March 9, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM

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1 Hey oh

Posted by: Lord Humongus at March 09, 2026 06:31 PM (NYXiG)

2 Should have a charge of attempted murder. But they won't.

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2026 06:33 PM (pvf3X)

3 counting down the minutes before they are released without bail ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 06:34 PM (MIIRH)

4 Meh. It's called FNYC for a reason.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 06:34 PM (/lPRQ)

5 The main page ads here are obnoxious. But so are some of the comments.
.

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

6 STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 06:35 PM (Kt19C)

7 Countdown til these goatfuckers are interviewed by Rolling Stone and Tiger Beat

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 09, 2026 06:35 PM (RE79b)

8 Mamdami singled out a Jan 6 guy by name in his presser, an average citizen who was mere feet from the bomb that didn't explode (thanks be to God), and called him a white supremacist.

Sue, Sue like the wind for libel/slander!

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 06:35 PM (gWBY1)

9 Just hang them.

Then, hang every single contact on their cellphones and computers.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 06:36 PM (l9aEn)

10 The main page ads here are obnoxious. But so are some of the comments.
Posted by: fd

I feel simultaneously seen and judged

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 09, 2026 06:36 PM (RE79b)

11 Provacateurs?

We're they hoarders and wreckers as well?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

12 Willowed:
>>> 261 I heard earlier today the dog issue in England is worse then we knew. The government (clearly being threatened by the muzzies) are looking to ban 64 different breeds of dogs.
You can't hate those assholes enough.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 06:07 PM (2WIwB)

They're lucky Queen Lizzy died before they pull this stunt...she would dissolve their government so fast for pulling this crap. The day Welsh Corgis are banned in the UK is looking like a sad, inevitable day.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 06:36 PM (gWBY1)

13
I don't have a bunch of stuff loaded on my tablet and laptop.

I wonder if other sites people have are screwing with this site.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:36 PM (3ek7K)

14 So the federal charges means that Mayor Yomama , NY courts have no say on the Islamic muggles??

Posted by: kingsman at March 09, 2026 06:37 PM (ehY6c)

15 Good. Deport to El Salvador for the icing on top.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 09, 2026 06:37 PM (WONhk)

16 Speaking of Provocateurs, Kylie Minogue's Agent Provocateur was really nice.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 09, 2026 06:37 PM (f1kZG)

17 Kulaks! NEP-men!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 06:37 PM (MIIRH)

18 It was just a prank, we knew they wouldn't really explode.

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (pvf3X)

19 Now all of you guys go ahead and tell me I'm an asshole when I say that if you're not a left wing lunatic to get yourself and your family out of these God-forsaken places.

Go on, do it.

Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (5aZAZ)

20 The entire world is making fun of Walter Masterson's apparent belief that having zero self-preservation instinct means he's a tough lad.

I’m the guy who didn’t run when a bomb was thrown over his head, I also didn’t become a xenophobic bigot.

http://tiny.cc/pm30101

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (mkw2N)

21 "The main page ads here are obnoxious. But so are some of the comments."

Don't be a damn doofus! Some of the comments are obnoxious? Are you new here?

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (FylAi)

22 Reminder -

We are entering the phase of: "look at all the chaos, sharia can solve that."

Part of their plan to push people to islam. For safety (!!!)

After the Rwanda genocide, they had many many converts of people who did not want to be killed with the next wave.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (hI4qF)

23 Evil retards. Even the alleged smart ones who are at most idiot savants.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:39 PM (cntUY)

24 My point being, if you can put up with the comments, you can put up with the ads.

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

25 5 The main page ads here are obnoxious. But so are some of the comments.
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Posted by: fd

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"some"

Your heard him, we have to try harder morons.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 06:40 PM (hI4qF)

26 Seeing Jessica Tisch stand next to Mamdani makes me want to retch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)

27 So the federal charges means that Mayor Yomama , NY courts have no say on the Islamic muggles??
Posted by: kingsman at March 09, 2026 06:37 PM (ehY6c)

Rendition these two to Gitmo, and torture the living fuck out of them. Then torture the dead fuck out of them, and then the fossilized fuck...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 06:40 PM (8zz6B)

28 >>I’m the guy who didn’t run when a bomb was thrown over his head, I also didn’t become a xenophobic bigot.

There was a dude in one of the (many and gay) European Parliaments who let a muslim migrant move into his home.

He was beaten and raped by the guy. And expressly forgave him.

It takes all kinds...apparently.

Does it have to, though?

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (l9aEn)

29 Some of the commenters are obnoxious. My good sir we aim to misbehave. We are American.

Posted by: kingsman at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (ehY6c)

30 What are the odds that the jury will nullify? How do we win against that?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (hI4qF)

31 >>> Look what they actually published on Sept. 11, 2001, about Weather Underground terrorist Bill Ayers:

The line "One Battle After Another" comes from a Weather Underground thing.

Do we think One Battle will take the best picture Oscar on Sunday, so Hollywood can virtue signal how much they heart murderous radicals? Or will the outrage over a guy with Tourette's having Tourette's at the BAFTAS swing enough votes over to choose Sinners for best pic, so Hollywood can virtue signal how not racist they are?

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (gWBY1)

32
ballistic,

A lot of people don't have a choice because of family and/or jobs.

We are in Wyoming, thank goodness, and we have the fucking mosques here. Luckily our government here is sane but I don't see that lasting long.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (3ek7K)

33 Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 06:38 PM (hI4qF)

Are you saying the Left are Tutsis? Who are the Hutus?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:42 PM (cntUY)

34 "I’m the guy who didn’t run when a bomb was thrown over his head,"

Oh, you turned around and shot him, right? Right?

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 06:42 PM (vFG9F)

35 The entire world is making fun of Walter Masterson's apparent belief that having zero self-preservation instinct means he's a tough lad.

I’m the guy who didn’t run when a bomb was thrown over his head, I also didn’t become a xenophobic bigot.

Posted by: bonhomme

He's probably been calling the federal pen inquiring about conjugal visits.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 09, 2026 06:42 PM (KrxT/)

36 I’m the guy who didn’t run when a bomb was thrown over his head, I also didn’t become a xenophobic bigot.
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I'm the guy that sat in the chair when Chad Thundercock started aggressively fucking my wife. Please bow before my virtue.

Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2026 06:43 PM (5aZAZ)

37 Your jihad is over, bro

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 06:43 PM (+nEug)

38

fd,

Yep, Ace isn't doing this for free.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:43 PM (3ek7K)

39 Kulaks! NEP-men!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 06:37 PM (MIIRH)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 06:43 PM (zZu0s)

40 A lot of people don't have a choice because of family and/or jobs.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (3ek7K)
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Yeah, they do have a choice. Some choices are more difficult than others.

Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2026 06:44 PM (5aZAZ)

41 I read a statement from President Trump he said the US would except the Iranian women soccer players who don't want to go back

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)

42 I never really thought about how fragile trial by jury was. It only works in a trust based, law and order society.

Once a country goes tribal, there is no hope. It is no mystery why so many tribal lands are so corrupt -- how could it be otherwise.

You can not have order without laws, and you can not have laws without equal justice, and you can not have equal justice with tribes.

Thanks Democrats -- Kennedy, Obama, and all you bastards. How do we ever fix this mess?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 06:45 PM (hI4qF)

43 Muzzies gotta muzzies.

We really don't have to live like this.

Posted by: Deport All Muzzies at March 09, 2026 06:45 PM (Ksqrb)

44 NYC is getting what they voted for. God help them.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 09, 2026 06:45 PM (M9gjJ)

45 My point being, if you can put up with the comments, you can put up with the ads.
Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

I use Brave. I don't even see the ads. But some script on the main page really morks up the page load while Brave wrestles it to the ground. It completely locked up my PC the first time I tried to load the prior thread. I was about ready to do a hard boot with the power button, when Linux suddenly did an auto-restart.

And yes, I do believe some of these "first-time posters" whining about the "continue reading" link are trolls or bots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 06:45 PM (8zz6B)

46 Mayor Jihadi talking about bomb throwers.

You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (oKJ0C)

47 "So the federal charges means that Mayor Yomama , NY courts have no say on the Islamic muggles??"

Under the doctrine of "Separate Sovereignty" the New York Courts do have jurisdiction - and can even convict them of the same crimes they were convicted of in federal court without causing double jeopardy. But do you really think that will happen?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (Vpqw1)

48 Well, FWIW, I run Brave here, and the first time I clicked on this thread, it fucked up so badly that botht eh mouse and keyboard locked up solid. After about 5 minutes of punching keys, somehow I forced a reboot of Linux, and restarted Brave, and got into this comment thread just fine. There is definitely something hinky on the main page. And I never use the "continue reading" link.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 06:27 PM (8zz6B)

The page is attempting to load and execute about 30-40 javascript sources, which understandably will choke almost any browser. So while people like to attack and run off people as ad-complainer trolls, it is a legitimate problem for potential readers who may be on marginal hardware and minimal knowledge of how to mitigate the problem.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (dK+Kv)

49 And you know no NY DA will charge Muslims for bombings

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

50 The entire world is making fun of Walter Masterson's apparent belief that having zero self-preservation instinct means he's a tough lad.

I’m the guy who didn’t run when a bomb was thrown over his head, I also didn’t become a xenophobic bigot.

http://tiny.cc/pm30101
Posted by: bonhomme

He's just whoring for a South Asian Dick Train to show how tough he is.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (/lPRQ)

51 Are you saying the Left are Tutsis? Who are the Hutus?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

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I'm saying that that genocide was islamic conquest, although no one talks about it. No one ever reports on that aspect even though as I said, afterward there were a lot of converts thinking that was the only way they could be safe.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (hI4qF)

52 This summer is going to be crazy in the biy, blue cities. Budget cuts combined with criminals running about and infrastructure collapsing will to a lot of unrest . Add the jihadists and the illegals to the massively ideological and incompetent Dem leaders and look out

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 06:47 PM (qBBPl)

53 Good luck in NYC.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 09, 2026 06:47 PM (nHXB4)

54 "Pam Bondi Announces Federal Charges Against Latest Muslim Terrorist Bombers"

NYC they are not going to even go to trail. Heck they might give them a cash payment.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2026 06:48 PM (0N4FZ)

55 It gives insight into the mind of a soy boy leftist.

"I bravely rolled over and showed my belly like a dog!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2026 06:48 PM (RIvkX)

56 49 And you know no NY DA will charge Muslims for bombings
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

Just rambunctious "kids".. Just like the "kids" throwing the snowballs at the cops.. All just playful fun

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 06:48 PM (VE6XX)

57 Interesting date on that NYT puff piece on a terrorist.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:49 PM (8avO+)

58 Don't think its a Mosque, but a Muslim Cultural Center is in my little township

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

59 @26 Tisch had done a solid job in an atmosphere that doesn't like cops. I think she's not long for the job because of the psychos and incompetents in the Mamdani administration including him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 06:50 PM (qBBPl)

60 That pathetic soy Fisk creature is a perfect image of the subjection of the left by radical Islam. He's crouched over talking about how all are welcome a radical screams ALLAHU AKBAR and throws a bomb over him.

The bomb, like the entire point of the episode, sails over his head.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:50 PM (PYyV9)

61 Why would Mamdami or his flunkies charge his street thugs?

These are his people doing what he wants

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 06:50 PM (sKqQm)

62 Rendition these two to Gitmo, and torture the living fuck out of them. Then torture the dead fuck out of them, and then the fossilized fuck...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

What does work well with jihadis is rounding up every known relative to the 2nd cousin and killing them.
Why?
Because every one knew what was going down and supported it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 09, 2026 06:50 PM (/lPRQ)

63 This summer is going to be crazy in the biy, blue cities. Budget cuts combined with criminals running about and infrastructure collapsing will to a lot of unrest . Add the jihadists and the illegals to the massively ideological and incompetent Dem leaders and look out
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 06:47 PM (qBBPl)

Break up the big cities and the mega administrations and school systems and police forces. You can pool a use of a centralized cadre of advanced officers for investigation.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:51 PM (8avO+)

64
Where is the Healey guy. He should be here bitching about Bondi.

Wanna bet he was rejected by a Bondi look a like I the past, lol?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:51 PM (3ek7K)

65
NYC they are not going to even go to trail. Heck they might give them a cash payment.

Oh they are already getting cash payments. The question is how much of a bonus Mamdami will give them

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 06:51 PM (sKqQm)

66 AOP, you just said my favorite word. R R R

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 06:52 PM (+nEug)

67 >>> Just rambunctious "kids".. Just like the "kids" throwing the snowballs at the cops.. All just playful fun Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 06:48 PM (VE6XX)

We are long past the days of a Boston Massacre, and a noble John Adams defending redcoats in court (for firing on citizens hurling snowballs and projectiles at them.) He hated the redcoats, but believed in standing up for what's right.

What is morally right gets you called a Nazi now.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 06:53 PM (gWBY1)

68 Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (hI4qF)

I understand that and just snarking. And would point out that conservative Christians ain't going to submit / convert though I agree the atheist Leftists would in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 06:53 PM (cntUY)

69 Don't think its a Mosque, but a Muslim Cultural Center is in my little township
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)
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SPOILER: It's a mosque.

You can bet the local Muslim community is using it as one.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 06:53 PM (ESVrU)

70
Roasted Rib Racks?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:53 PM (3ek7K)

71 Do we think One Battle will take the best picture Oscar on Sunday, so Hollywood can virtue signal how much they heart murderous radicals? Or will the outrage over a guy with Tourette's having Tourette's at the BAFTAS swing enough votes over to choose Sinners for best pic, so Hollywood can virtue signal how not racist they are?
Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (gWBY1)

I could not care less what fools who waste billions claim is the best thing produced this year is. I have my own sources that I have a modest interest in.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:53 PM (8avO+)

72 It is refreshing seeing Bondi actually find someone she wants to arrest for something. I know, I know, they have busted a few people but never anyone who really has it coming. Its been four years since the lockdowns and tyranny of the panic, and nobody has even had a whiff of a charge. Are they even investigating the fraud in Minnesota? On and on it goes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:54 PM (PYyV9)

73 Wanna bet he was rejected by a Bondi look a like I the past, lol?
Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:51 PM (3ek7K)

he has been betrayed by every elected official in the US and territories, no one has been as betrayed as he.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2026 06:54 PM (rbvCR)

74 So while people like to attack and run off people as ad-complainer trolls, it is a legitimate problem for potential readers who may be on marginal hardware and minimal knowledge of how to mitigate the problem.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (dK+Kv)

So many of the ad-complainer trolls claim to be "long-time readers, first-time posters", yet never engage in any way other than to whine about the "continue reading" link, which most of us here have long since ceased to use. It's almost like they are shills for the entity putting the malware on the adserver, making an effort to make some of use click on the "continue reading" link to see what all the fuss is about. I had a fairly extended conversation with one ad complainer a few weeks ago, and he was quite civil and erudite. But most are one and done, and don't engage. Bots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 06:55 PM (8zz6B)

75 four seasons, rendition, revenge, remove

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 06:55 PM (+nEug)

76 "'provocateurs' were targeted, so, shrug" we're all cool with ICE now.

Posted by: DougT at March 09, 2026 06:55 PM (FGQ01)

77
Kindly,

It such a sad world for him.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:55 PM (3ek7K)

78 And you know no NY DA will charge Muslims for bombings
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

Just rambunctious "kids".. Just like the "kids" throwing the snowballs at the cops.. All just playful fun

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 06:48 PM

Just like in chicago where the prosecutor foxx refused to charge gang members with murder because they were engaged in "mutual combat". Apparently that is part of their culture and who are we to hold them to the white man's standard.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2026 06:55 PM (0N4FZ)

79 I read a statement from President Trump he said the US would except the Iranian women soccer players who don't want to go back
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)

he may have to send a carrier group to Sydney to block them from shipping them back just to spite him.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:56 PM (8avO+)

80 Surprised that Ace hasn't commented on Cuck French's jizz-lapping of Talarico's bullshit Christianity.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 09, 2026 06:56 PM (1gdbT)

81 Luckily our government here is sane but I don't see that lasting long.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 06:41 PM (3ek7K)
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The last best hope!

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2026 06:56 PM (zyeAE)

82 It is refreshing seeing Bondi actually find someone she wants to arrest for something. I know, I know, they have busted a few people but never anyone who really has it coming. Its been four years since the lockdowns and tyranny of the panic, and nobody has even had a whiff of a charge. Are they even investigating the fraud in Minnesota? On and on it goes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 06:54 PM (PYyV9)

These people have it coming.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:57 PM (8avO+)

83 Don't the feds have the upper hand in charging because of the terrorist charges?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 06:57 PM (+nEug)

84 >>> he may have to send a carrier group to Sydney to block them from shipping them back just to spite him. Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 06:56 PM (8avO+)

Some of the girls are supposedly going back willingly; their families have been threatened if they don't. I appreciate the honor in that, even if it just means they AND their families will be killed.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 06:58 PM (gWBY1)

85 Well, I don't need to see The Bride now. I just watch The Critical Drinker's review.

LoL!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 09, 2026 06:58 PM (sAmhv)

86 Senator Joe McCarthy, here is your restored reputation. Now let the Progressives, Communists and Independents be looted for their errors. Oh! There went the defecit!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 09, 2026 06:59 PM (YlWIZ)

87 Ben I think so but didn't go to a Cultural Marxism Seminaries Law school

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 06:59 PM (Ia/+0)

88 >>> The main page ads here are obnoxious. But so are some of the comments.
Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

We should just incorporate erectile dysfunction toe fungus into our regular comments for efficiency.

Posted by: banana Dream - 6 Sigma Lethal Blackbelt Ninja Samuai at March 09, 2026 07:00 PM (3uBP9)

89 >Pam Bondi Announces Federal Charges
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I'm stunned. I gotta lie down.

Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:00 PM (ZxPkt)

90 "Mayor Mamdani starts his speech on an lSlS attack by slamming Islamophobia"

Mamdani almost certainly believes "all you infidels have to do is fully submit, then we would not be forced to kill you, as the Koran demands. We are simply acting on our religion, which is protected in the USA".

And the media apologists mostly do submit, even if they do not become Muslim. But they only submit because they hate Free Conservatives as much as the Muslims hate us.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2026 07:00 PM (vbXSk)

91 Make islam illegal in the US. Its not a religion, its a death cult. Deport, hunt, eradicate.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 07:01 PM (snZF9)

92 Yeah, let's fucking hear it for internet speed charging and trials

Honestly, have some of you people never even been close to a lawsuit or criminal trial?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:01 PM (+nEug)

93 91 Make islam illegal in the US. Its not a religion, its a death cult. Deport, hunt, eradicate.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 07:01 PM (snZF9
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There's no need to make exceptions of them. Just treat them the way they treat Christians!

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2026 07:02 PM (1FJsD)

94
496,

We are blessed to live in Wyoming, one of the best states in our Country.

Dang, I hate we can't get Thai food delivered at 3 in the morning, lol.

Our pizza hut here closed up here a few of months ago, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:02 PM (3ek7K)

95 @93: or how they treat Jews!

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2026 07:03 PM (1FJsD)

96

Berserker,

Right on!!!

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:04 PM (3ek7K)

97 Soros money is running seminars on how to get on federal petit juries (how to avoid tricksy voir dire questions) and then vote Not Guilty on all Trump DOJ prosecutions.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 09, 2026 07:04 PM (7SLeB)

98 Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:02 PM (3ek7K)

Don't have a Pizza Hut but all the other chains around me ( about 6) really are bad. I prefer frozen pizza these days.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:05 PM (cntUY)

99 Surprised that Ace hasn't commented on Cuck French's jizz-lapping of Talarico's bullshit Christianity.

Yeah that was some... that was incredible even for French. He's just abandoned all pretense of Christianity and just trying to give Democrats cover for the conflict between their stated faith and the horror of their candidates.

Well, I don't need to see The Bride now. I just watch The Critical Drinker's review.

His summary of the plot... I cannot believe something that idiotic and awful was even pondered, let alone actually made into a movie. Its so bad. It makes Ironheart look brilliant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:05 PM (PYyV9)

100 I've given up using brave on my iphone to load the main page. It just keeps reloading infinity times and never stops. Only Safari works. Brave works fine on my pc, linux, and my dear old beloved android phone that I dearly loved and treasured to the depths of my very being and now sorely miss, sigh.....

But what ever appkit black magic brave had to use for reskinning safari to pretend it is brave obviously has some limits.

Posted by: banana Dream - I heart my old android phone at March 09, 2026 07:06 PM (3uBP9)

101 95 @93: or how they treat Jews!
Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2026 07:03 PM (1FJsD)

Pick a fight and then get our asses kicked flat in a war that gets officially referred to by the paltry number of days our sorry asses lasted against them?

That's terrible advice!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2026 07:06 PM (Ot/FD)

102 On this anatomically correct dolly, please show the court where the bad attorney general touched you.

Go ahead, don't be afraid!!!

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 09, 2026 07:07 PM (FylAi)

103 Some of the girls are supposedly going back willingly; their families have been threatened if they don't.

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 09, 2026 07:07 PM (a+4eV)

104 Do you need a pipe for smoking jars of metal and fuses or do you just hold your mouth over it and inhale?

How much does this stuff cost for a half-ounce?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:08 PM (6ydKt)

105 Well, I don't need to see The Bride now. I just watch The Critical Drinker's review...

I don't see how Maggie Gylnwhatshername ever became a successful actress . She's unfortunate looking and can't act.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:08 PM (cntUY)

106 Don't have a Pizza Hut but all the other chains around me ( about 6) really are bad. I prefer frozen pizza these days.

Yup...all the chains are crapola. I do frozen too as I don't want some tatted felon sweating on my pepperoni.

Posted by: Joe Palooka at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (Ksqrb)

107 Its particularly annoying that the NYT reporters and editors who write the terrorist-loving BS are those who would complain the loudest if they were on the receiving end.

Political violence, like that which the NYT adores, is the absolute worst for civilization. Nothing is more destructive.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (agZyU)

108 100 I've given up using brave on my iphone to load the main page. It just keeps reloading infinity times and never stops. Only Safari works. Brave works fine on my pc, linux, and my dear old beloved android phone that I dearly loved and treasured to the depths of my very being and now sorely miss, sigh.....

But what ever appkit black magic brave had to use for reskinning safari to pretend it is brave obviously has some limits.
Posted by: banana Dream
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All browsers in IoS including Brave are simply a skin over Safari browser code.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)

109 Speaking of dipshit lefties...

@californiapost 2h
Woman brutally beaten at MacArthur Park while feeding homeless https://trib.al/vjqrAkB

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (diia5)

110 You think Maggie can't act, Jake is even worse.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (+nEug)

111 We should just incorporate erectile dysfunction toe fungus into our regular comments for efficiency.

OK... gotta unload, and don't have a blog any more.

This is where modern advertisers are unbelievably retarded.

Disney spent twenty MILLION dollars to put a Mandalorian and Grogu ad on the Super Bowl, that nobody liked and they had to run out and explain because nobody could figure out why the hell they even made it. Big time companies are still advertising on CNN despite it having lower ratings than My Mother The Car. They don't understand how things have changed.

Elon put a poll up on Twixxer asking if anyone had bought anything from an ad on there. ZERO people said yes. Now some of that is just "F advertisements!" but seriously, when was the last time you saw an ad jammed into what you are trying to do, and bought because of it?

I bet some of you are saying "yeah I bought some King Harv coffee"

And that's my thesis: people don't buy because of ads, they buy because they want to support who the ads benefit or are tied to. Advertising on ACE gets support because we like AC

cont'd...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (PYyV9)

112 what's the most secure way to hit the Tip Jar?

Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (ZxPkt)

113 Will any of this stuff open the eyes of the independents, or "normies", or LIVs? Some of them have got to see this crap, even through the MSM filter. How can anyone sane vote Democrat after all this?
This is what makes the GOP Congress even more infuriating. Democrats are really, truly nuts.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (xverI)

114 5 The main page ads here are obnoxious. But so are some of the comments.
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Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

I have never felt so understood.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (I40wl)

115
Harry,

The funny thing about our Pizza Hut here. Sometimes the grandchildren would ride with son to pickup the pizzas and they would say "those people are nasty looking.

It's very rural here and we have only one chain here and it's Subway and it's disgusting.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (3ek7K)

116 Surprised that Ace hasn't commented on Cuck French's jizz-lapping of Talarico's bullshit Christianity.

Yeah that was some... that was incredible even for French. He's just abandoned all pretense of Christianity and just trying to give Democrats cover for the conflict between their stated faith and the horror of their candidates.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:05 PM (PYyV9)

Even pretense Christians will soon be driven out I'm sure.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:11 PM (8avO+)

117 I still go with Marcos Pizza most of the time.

I tried Piza Hut and Dominos a few months ago just to see if they've improved any.

Dominos is about the same as it was 10 years ago, which is actually an improvement over 20 years ago.

Pizza Hut has been on a downward spiral for that 20 years and still sucks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:11 PM (6ydKt)

118 >>> All browsers in IoS including Brave are simply a skin over Safari browser code.
Posted by: whig at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)

Yes, that's what I thought I wrote there, albeit, in banana Dream form.

Posted by: banana Dream - I heart my old android phone at March 09, 2026 07:11 PM (3uBP9)

119 FeatherBlade, true: they are being blackmailed into going back to their deaths. I stand corrected.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 07:12 PM (gWBY1)

120 Speaking of dipshit lefties...

@californiapost 2h
Woman brutally beaten at MacArthur Park while feeding homeless https://trib.al/vjqrAkB
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (diia5)

Even bums don't care for rain-sodden cake.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:12 PM (8zz6B)

121 Our pizza hut here closed up here a few of months ago, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:02 PM (3ek7K)

We had one close up and then it became an "adult bookstore." Someone here suggested it should be called the Pizza Smut.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:12 PM (I40wl)

122 112 what's the most secure way to hit the Tip Jar?

Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (ZxPkt)

From about 50 yards with a 30-06.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:12 PM (6ydKt)

123 Speaking of dipshit lefties...

@californiapost 2h
Woman brutally beaten at MacArthur Park while feeding homeless https://trib.al/vjqrAkB
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (diia5)

Cake left out in the rain hardest hit.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:12 PM (8avO+)

124 She should have just left a cake out in the rain.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 09, 2026 07:12 PM (0nHVk)

125 Don't the feds have the upper hand in charging because of the terrorist charges?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 06:57 PM

They do but they are never going to get a conviction in a NYC jury trial.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2026 07:13 PM (0N4FZ)

126 I'm thankful for TCD. I watch his reviews, then skip the movie.

I also watch TJM YT movie page. Everyone here should. The kid needs some clicks! Plus, its interesting. An audio version of the Sat movie thread.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 09, 2026 07:13 PM (sAmhv)

127 I don't see how Maggie Gylnwhatshername ever became a successful actress . She's unfortunate looking and can't act.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:08 PM (cntUY)

She has special talent.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 09, 2026 07:13 PM (Q+gd/)

128 I have been assured that Islam is a religion of peace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1)

129 You think Maggie can't act, Jake is even worse.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (+nEug)

Yeah the few movies of his I've watched I wasn't impressed. Admittedly I haven't watched a couple of which the reviews were positive as the didn't interest me. ( Looking at you Brokeback)

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:13 PM (cntUY)

130 ...
See if advertising companies were smart, they would run ads on Rogan and Friday Night Tights and Ace of Spades HQ, not on Twixxer and on TV shows. Because that reaches their target audience and gets buyers to sponsor their favorite content creators.

People are done with buying stuff that is forced onto them like in the old network TV days, to whatever extent they did at the time.

But they will buy stuff associated with what they like, which will help people the like. That stupid Mando ad played at the Superbowl: zero impact, zero help for the movie. That ad played during Critical Drinker stuff? Might have been better accepted and more importantly COST A FRACTION AS MUCH.

ACE wont charge 20 million a spot. The NFL will. Not advertising on sites like this is basically leaving money on the table.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:13 PM (PYyV9)

131
tcn,

Lol

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:14 PM (3ek7K)

132 News Nation: "... Mamdani called Saturday’s protest “rooted in white supremacy,” but condemned the violence by counterprotesters.

“New York City will never tolerate violence, whether from protests or counterprotests,” he said. “Anyone who comes to NYC to bring violence to the city will be held accountable with the law.”

Jake Lang* was previously charged with assaulting an officer with a baseball bat, civil disorder and other crimes for his part in the Jan. 6 insurrection but was freed from prison as part of President Donald Trump’s sweeping act of clemency. Lang recently announced that he is running for U.S. Senate in Florida.

Earlier this year, he organized a rally in Minneapolis in support of Trump’s immigration crackdown, drawing an angry crowd of counterprotesters that quickly chased him away.

Mamdani and first lady Rama Duwaji were not home at the time of the incident."
--
(Pardoned J-6er and far right-influencer, as they call him.)
--
CBS News, 2 Bucks County, Pennsylvania, men charged in "ISIS-inspired" attack outside NYC Mayor Mamdani's residence, 9 March 2026.

"Die in your rage yu [sic] kuffar (nonbelievers)," was written by the 18 year old HS student.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 07:14 PM (NFX2v)

133 Just like in chicago where the prosecutor foxx refused to charge gang members with murder because they were engaged in "mutual combat".

Only Washington state and Texas observe "mutual combat" laws. Even with that, it doesn't legalize street fighting, but is a statutory defense provided everyone involved consents, they are adults, no weapons, no serious bodily injury and no breach of public peace beyond the brawl itself.

I think only Oregon explicitly bans mutual fighting, the other states the fights are still criminal, the police and prosecutors just have broad discretion.

Being this is Chicago, the prosecutor can just ignore the fights. Prosecutorial discretion also allows them to decline charging homicide for a number of reasons.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 09, 2026 07:14 PM (a4flb)

134 >>> what's the most secure way to hit the Tip Jar?
Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (ZxPkt)

I just use the button up top. I imagine at this point in my life I'm so thoroughly investigated that I don't even care.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 09, 2026 07:14 PM (3uBP9)

135 what's the most secure way to hit the Tip Jar?
Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:10 PM (ZxPkt)

I sure wish Ace would get a P.O. box to which we could send checks made out to "cash" or even a Benjamin wrapped in brown paper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:14 PM (8zz6B)

136 107 Its particularly annoying that the NYT reporters and editors who write the terrorist-loving BS are those who would complain the loudest if they were on the receiving end.

Political violence, like that which the NYT adores, is the absolute worst for civilization. Nothing is more destructive.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (agZyU)

Every one of those writers needs to post in their office a photo of the unfortunate fellow jumping from the twin towers. Look at it every damned day.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (I40wl)

137 The Iranian terror apologists* are going into overdrive to try and save the mullahs.

My X hate feed has some Chinese guy claiming the USS Enterprise was hit by Iran and the US is lying about it.
His "proof" is that it changed course, unscheduled, and moved farther to sea.

My news hate feed is filled with "US is losing" stories.
Not just continuing to push the girls school lie but flat-out repeating Iranian propaganda without filter.

*this is all clearly being funded and pushed by the UK, horrified they are losing their last shred of power.
Good. Fuck them. They can go back to the insignificant island no one cares about except to loot and slave, just like they enjoyed before the Romans--but now with Muslim raiders, instead of vikings.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (9cBcC)

138 Don't have a Pizza Hut but all the other chains around me ( about 6) really are bad. I prefer frozen pizza these days.

Yup...all the chains are crapola. I do frozen too as I don't want some tatted felon sweating on my pepperoni.
Posted by: Joe Palooka at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (Ksqrb)

I've heard home pizza-ers swear by going to a parlor and buying raw dough from them to take home and make your own as an alternative to frozen.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (8avO+)

139 The Islamification of the US continues apace. Nothing remotely on the table in any state to quell it. The half hearted shit in TX and elsewhere won't do shit.

Our political class has sold us out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2026 07:16 PM (jtM2q)

140 The Iranian terror apologists* are going into overdrive to try and save the mullahs.

My X hate feed has some Chinese guy claiming the USS Enterprise was hit by Iran and the US is lying about it.
His "proof" is that it changed course, unscheduled, and moved farther to sea.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (9cBcC)

He has the schedule for the task force's movements? There even IS a schedule for the task force's movements??

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:16 PM (8avO+)

141 I don't see how Maggie Gylnwhatshername ever became a successful actress . She's unfortunate looking and can't act.

She's okay but she hit the wall harder and sooner than any actress I have ever seen in my life. Replacing the adorable Katie Holmes with her in Batman was one of the worst casting decisions since John Wayne as Genghis Khan. We're supposed to believe that the two most powerful handsome eligible bachelors in Gotham City are fighting over this Waffle House 5?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:16 PM (PYyV9)

142 I navigate around the ads now with a few clicks that I don't even notice them.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:16 PM (cntUY)

143 AOP, I wish for that too but then ace would have to keep an accounting ledger and you know that ain't going to happen

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:17 PM (+nEug)

144 This is just a distraction from the Epstein files.

Posted by: That Guy who thinks everything is a distraction from the Epstein files at March 09, 2026 07:17 PM (0sNs1)

145 The women's assassinate probability has a 50/50 chance of getting charged

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 07:17 PM (Ia/+0)

146 My X hate feed has some Chinese guy claiming the USS Enterprise was hit by Iran and the US is lying about it.
His "proof" is that it changed course, unscheduled, and moved farther to sea.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (9cBcC)

The Enterprise was decommissioned in 2017.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:18 PM (8avO+)

147
I want to donate to Ace but we don't use PayPal.

For some reason we got hacked there a few years ago. That was a mess.

A PO Box would be awesome.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:18 PM (3ek7K)

148 Honestly, have some of you people never even been close to a lawsuit or criminal trial?
Posted by: Ben Had

Good point. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2026 07:19 PM (rZCVI)

149 I've heard home pizza-ers swear by going to a parlor and buying raw dough from them to take home and make your own as an alternative to frozen.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (8avO+)

I actually like the dough on a number of frozen brands but I do like to buy and add additional toppings to my frozen pizzas.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:19 PM (cntUY)

150 "112 what's the most secure way to hit the Tip Jar?"

Goodness - you really didn't read the content, did you? Just remember what to yell as you make your toss.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 09, 2026 07:19 PM (Vpqw1)

151 The Boston bombers got the death penalty in Massachusetts, of all places. But that was a few years ago.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 09, 2026 07:19 PM (xverI)

152 He has the schedule for the task force's movements? There even IS a schedule for the task force's movements??
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:16 PM (8avO+)

Remarkable how clever and informed these lefty twats are, if you think about it. I can't imagine they are getting briefed by Hegseth, but they sure act like they do.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (I40wl)

153 I would pay 5-10 bucks a month to subscribe to AoS

would keep out the riff-raff, trolls, jackanapes, ne'er-do-wells, rakehells, blackguards, bandersnatches and rapscallions

Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (ZxPkt)

154 Just like in chicago where the prosecutor foxx refused to charge gang members with murder because they were engaged in "mutual combat".

Only Washington state and Texas observe "mutual combat" laws. Even with that, it doesn't legalize street fighting, but is a statutory defense provided everyone involved consents, they are adults, no weapons, no serious bodily injury and no breach of public peace beyond the brawl itself.

I think only Oregon explicitly bans mutual fighting, the other states the fights are still criminal, the police and prosecutors just have broad discretion.

Being this is Chicago, the prosecutor can just ignore the fights. Prosecutorial discretion also allows them to decline charging homicide for a number of reasons.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 09, 2026 07:14 PM

This issue was the mayor wanted the gang bangers charged with murder after two were killed and the soros appointed prosecutor for cook county foxx refused citing the "mutual combat" doctrine.

As far as a I remember no one was ever charged for the many murders that happened that weekend even though they had names, multiple witnesses and the murder weapons.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (0N4FZ)

155 I've heard home pizza-ers swear by going to a parlor and buying raw dough from them to take home and make your own as an alternative to frozen.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (8avO+)

Or buy pre-made crusts/flatbreads.
It's a lot easier that way and some of the brands are really tasty.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)

156 I don't see how Maggie Gylnwhatshername ever became a successful actress . She's unfortunate looking and can't act.

She's okay but she hit the wall harder and sooner than any actress I have ever seen in my life. Replacing the adorable Katie Holmes with her in Batman was one of the worst casting decisions since John Wayne as Genghis Khan. We're supposed to believe that the two most powerful handsome eligible bachelors in Gotham City are fighting over this Waffle House 5?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:16 PM (PYyV9)

This will probably increase with the gaunt look and body fat liquidator trends hitting double hammer blows. And a large fraction of attractiveness in women is inner peace and kindness. All are on the ebb for the majority.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (8avO+)

157 I agree that a PO box would be good, if ACE could swing it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (PYyV9)

158 The Enterprise was decommissioned in 2017.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:18 PM (8avO+)

The Iranians hit the Starship Enterprise as it was on a mission to repopulate the Persian Gulf with mermaids!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (8zz6B)

159 The Enterprise was decommissioned in 2017.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:18 PM (8avO+)

Well, THAT's a sneaky move.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:21 PM (I40wl)

160 The Boston bombers got the death penalty in Massachusetts, of all places. But that was a few years ago.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 09, 2026 07:19 PM

Still wasting oxygen they are though, hmmmm?

Posted by: Yoda at March 09, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)

161 Maybe ace could try Venmo

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (+nEug)

162 >>> News Nation: "... Mamdani called Saturday’s protest “rooted in white supremacy,” but condemned the violence by counterprotesters.
“New York City will never tolerate violence, whether from protests or counterprotests,” he said. “Anyone who comes to NYC to bring violence to the city will be held accountable with the law.”
Jake Lang* was previously charged with assaulting an officer with a baseball bat, civil disorder and other crimes for his part in the Jan. 6 insurrection but was freed from prison as part of President Donald Trump’s sweeping act of clemency. Lang recently announced that he is running for U.S. Senate in Florida

He was called out by name by Mamdami, as a white supremacist. And was mere feet from the bomb, which luckily didn't go off. Hope he sues mandami for defamation.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (gWBY1)

163 151 The Boston bombers got the death penalty in Massachusetts, of all places. But that was a few years ago.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 09, 2026 07:19 PM (xverI)

Federal death penalty for the younger brother.

And the older brother got executed pretty quickly.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (6ydKt)

164 What about Papa Murphy's take and bake pizza?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (8zz6B)

165 would keep out the riff-raff, trolls, jackanapes, ne'er-do-wells, rakehells, blackguards, bandersnatches and rapscallions
Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM (ZxPkt)

Hey! I like it here!

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (I40wl)

166 Woman brutally beaten at MacArthur Park while feeding homeless https://trib.al/vjqrAkB

Hahahaha...good. Instead of using city parks as her playground, she needs to take a few of the homeless home with her so they won't be homeless and feed them there and stop LARPing.

Posted by: democrat goblin at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (Ksqrb)

167 would keep out the riff-raff, trolls, jackanapes, ne'er-do-wells, rakehells, blackguards, bandersnatches and rapscallions
Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:20 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at March 09, 2026 07:23 PM (0sNs1)

168 The Enterprise was decommissioned in 2017.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:18 PM (8avO+)

No, it was in 2293 with James T Kirk at the helm after blew up the first one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 07:23 PM (snZF9)

169 Chicoms are angry their little deal with I-ran is over.

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 07:23 PM (GD0B3)

170 My X hate feed has some Chinese guy claiming the USS Enterprise was hit by Iran and the US is lying about it.
His "proof" is that it changed course, unscheduled, and moved farther to sea.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 09, 2026 07:15 PM (9cBcC)

The Enterprise was decommissioned in 2017.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:18 PM (8avO+

Maybe he was talking about the Starship.

Speaking of that I just watched the episode where the crew was aging rapidly. I learned Kirk was 34 years old and I should be an absent minded angry old fool somewhere between the age of 64-71.

What was hilarious was old Kirk was acting like Biden.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:23 PM (cntUY)

171 You can always get a cheese frozen pizza an put your own toppings on it.
I was trying to get a local pizza place to freeze up their toppings and sell them at the quicky mart as "pizza upgrades" in the same freezer case that they sold the cheap frozen pizzas. But apparently we can't have nice things now.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2026 07:23 PM (rbvCR)

172 Maybe ace could try Venmo
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (+nEug)

Go fund me or buy me a coffee was used for a while even by people in Russia.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:23 PM (8avO+)

173 "Federal death penalty for the younger brother.

And the older brother Speedbump got executed pretty quickly.
Posted by: SpeakingOf"

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 07:24 PM (vFG9F)

174 I would like it, too ... but a po box would open up a very significant risk of doxxing and I think Ace would prefer that not happen.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 07:24 PM (MIIRH)

175 He was called out by name by Mamdami, as a white supremacist. And was mere feet from the bomb, which luckily didn't go off. Hope he sues mandami for defamation.
Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (gWBY1)

Considering what we are up against, maybe a little White Supremacy would go a long way. Just sayin'.

Then again, we also have our share of idiots and malcontents, as well as morons.

Oh well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:24 PM (I40wl)

176 AI Overview does not wish to write or investigate if these young bomb throwers come from well-heeled families.

They do.

ABC 6, Action News - In part "The men said nothing during the brief proceeding, but Kayumi smirked and looked over at Balat as the judge read part of the complaint that said that they were acting in support of the Islamic State group.

Balat stared ahead at the defense table."
...

"The scene had grown chaotic even before the devices were thrown. Police said one person involved in the anti-Islam protest, Ian McGinnis, 21, was arrested after pepper-spraying counter-protesters.

McGinnis, of Philadelphia, was released without bond after pleading not guilty Sunday to assault and aggravated harassment in a New York court, records show. A message seeking comment was left Monday for his attorney."

Bondi gets more bad press for charging the two, little darlings.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 07:24 PM (NFX2v)

177 One guy was saying mean things.

The other guy was trying to murder people.

The left is defending the attempted murder.

90% of Republicans in Congress still demand we find a "reasonable compromise" with the left.
And all of them will condemn Jake Lang, when asked about his near-murder.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 09, 2026 07:24 PM (9cBcC)

178 Speaking of that I just watched the episode where the crew was aging rapidly. I learned Kirk was 34 years old and I should be an absent minded angry old fool somewhere between the age of 64-71.

What was hilarious was old Kirk was acting like Biden.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:23 PM

March 22nd is International Talk Like William Shatner Day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2026 07:24 PM (0sNs1)

179 What about Papa Murphy's take and bake pizza?

Word is that once they turfed out the boss man for BS reasons, the quality has plummeted. Latest news is that they are closing 200 of their 1000 shops for lack of sales.

Papa Murphy himself was forced out by a board vote because he quoted someone who said the "N word" and called him racist for it. Basically it was a power struggle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (PYyV9)

180 Hey! I like it here!
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (I40wl)

Is the grandbaby situation any better?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (8zz6B)

181 156 I don't see how Maggie Gylnwhatshername ever became a successful actress . She's unfortunate looking and can't act.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:16 PM (PYyV9)

She's catching some flack over The Bride! right now over her direction.

Not only is it bombing, but a lot of people say it's the worst movie they've seen since Cats.

Even the lefty reviewers can't understand the mess it is.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (6ydKt)

182 Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (gWBY1)

They hate to be mocked and that's all Jake Lang has been doing.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (cntUY)

183 I would pay 5-10 bucks a month to subscribe to AoS

would keep out the riff-raff, trolls, jackanapes, ne'er-do-wells, rakehells, blackguards, bandersnatches and rapscallions

What about scalawags, varlets, knaves, wastrels, caitiffs, poltroons, reprobates, gadflies, hobbledehoys and ruffians?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (a4flb)

184 Oldcat, I would never use go fund me.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (+nEug)

185 The Enterprise was decommissioned in 2017 and I think their beginning construction on the Ford class Enterprise this year. If the Chinese guy is going to be a troll he should get his facts straight

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (qBBPl)

186 What about Papa Murphy's take and bake pizza?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (8zz6B)

I door dashed a take and bake from a local store by accident over DoorDash last weekend and had to cook it myself. It turned out pretty well in fact, probably overall better than frozen, or frozen with extra stuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:26 PM (8avO+)

187
I see the problems with a PO Box.

A subscription would work.

Ace will need a new scooter soon, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:26 PM (3ek7K)

188 164 What about Papa Murphy's take and bake pizza?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:22 PM (8zz6B)

I've tried it a few times.

It's not terrible, not great as far as flavor and quality.
The problem is you don't really save any money for taking it home and baking it yourself.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:27 PM (6ydKt)

189 but a po box would open up a very significant risk of doxxing and I think Ace would prefer that not happen.

It depends but yeah. I mean if he lives in Scio Oregon, then it would be child's play to find and identify him and destroy his life. But if he's in Queens and sets up a PO Box in Manhattan, probably not much of an issue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:27 PM (PYyV9)

190 She's catching some flack over The Bride! right now over her direction.

Not only is it bombing, but a lot of people say it's the worst movie they've seen since Cats.

Even the lefty reviewers can't understand the mess it is.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (6ydKt)
----
$90 million flop.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 07:27 PM (ESVrU)

191 Oldcat, I would never use go fund me.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (+nEug)

I know little about these places aside from people using them.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:27 PM (8avO+)

192 I still think the troons will love sharia.

Posted by: Accomac at March 09, 2026 07:28 PM (T8bqm)

193 would keep out the riff-raff, trolls, jackanapes, ne'er-do-wells, rakehells, blackguards, bandersnatches and rapscallions

What about scalawags, varlets, knaves, wastrels, caitiffs, poltroons, reprobates, gadflies, hobbledehoys and ruffians?

"What about Methodists, and the Irish?"
--Howard Johnson

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:28 PM (PYyV9)

194 Papa Murphy himself was forced out by a board vote because he quoted someone who said the "N word" and called him racist for it. Basically it was a power struggle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (PYyV9)

I think that was the owner of Papa Johns?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:28 PM (6ydKt)

195 I would like it, too ... but a po box would open up a very significant risk of doxxing and I think Ace would prefer that not happen.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 07:24 PM (MIIRH)

Are remail services still a thing? Used to be the classified ads in the back of magazines would offer "Los Angeles remails: fifty cents", and so on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:29 PM (8zz6B)

196 I used GoFund once and found out they add like 15% to your donation. WTF?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:29 PM (cntUY)

197 Even the lefty reviewers can't understand the mess it is.

Critical Drinker goes over the plot and its spectacularly stupid and bad. Like, someone deliberately came up with the stupidest idea they could imagine, then had a retarded chimp spice it up a bit with random events.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:29 PM (PYyV9)

198 Always the Irish.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 07:29 PM (NFX2v)

199 120 Speaking of dipshit lefties...

@californiapost 2h
Woman brutally beaten at MacArthur Park while feeding homeless https://trib.al/vjqrAkB
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2026 07:09 PM (diia5)

Even bums don't care for rain-sodden cake.

that's a shame. she'll never have that recipe again.

Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (oY6Yp)

200 oh, no

"Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi says dialogue with the United States is no longer likely to remain on Iran’s agenda." He has no time for dialogue, he has to pack and go to Moskva!

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (GD0B3)

201 I think that was the owner of Papa Johns?

You are probably right. I get my Papa's mixed up. Their quality is said to have dropped a lot, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (PYyV9)

202 Is the grandbaby situation any better?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (8zz6B)

We decided that, since he can just go make another baby, we won't try to take him away, but so far we have ejected the "roommate" who has been supplying the dope and booze, and are in the process of removing the cats. The boy did pay some rent, at least, and is working on paying the rest. However, he also spent the night in jail because he lost his temper and started banging holes in the walls and doors, and the neighbor called the cops. Luckily, the DA declined to prosecute, but with that boy, it is usually one step up and two steps back.

Got the mom signed up for WIC and the grandbaby signed up for Denali Kid Care (Medicaid). Our boy still has a paying job, so that's good. We may have our grandbaby here for the weekend, either this one or the next. He is growing and thriving, and still a very well behaved boy. Of course, he is the cutest baby evah!

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (I40wl)

203 $90 million flop.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 07:27 PM (ESVrU)

Yeah, I'll skip that one even when it comes on for free TV in six months.

It looks horrible.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (6ydKt)

204 I've had like a hour sleep, been up for over 24.

I realize I said Enterprise but I think he did say the Eisenhower.

But it was so retarded anyway, like our ships-- in war zones!--publish their moves?

But the antisemite and pro Islam losers were sure giddy this guy was right and Iran is winning

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 09, 2026 07:31 PM (9cBcC)

205 runner, I hope there is a drone with that little shits name on it

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:31 PM (+nEug)

206 that's a shame. she'll never have that recipe again.
Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (oY6Yp)

That's another flaw in that song. How do you lose the *recipe* for a cake even if you leave one in the rain?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:31 PM (8avO+)

207 What about scalawags, varlets, knaves, wastrels, caitiffs, poltroons, reprobates, gadflies, hobbledehoys and ruffians?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 09, 2026 07:25 PM (a4flb)

Apparently you have been here a while.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:32 PM (I40wl)

208 90 million flop.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 07:27 PM (ESVrU)

Yeah, I'll skip that one even when it comes on for free TV in six months.

It looks horrible.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (6ydKt)

Reminds me of the climate change propaganda movie , Mother.

Jennifer Lawrence should have known better but I believe it was her future husband who wrote and directed it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:32 PM (cntUY)

209 You are probably right. I get my Papa's mixed up. Their quality is said to have dropped a lot, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:30 PM (PYyV9)

I never really liked Papa Johns.
The only kind I liked was a pepperoni.

The best thing about them is the little pepperoncini peppers they put in the box.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:32 PM (6ydKt)

210 I have a dim, faint hope that this year will be the end of whatever godawful stupid holdovers were still in the pipeline from the Biden era and we might start seeing more clever and quality stuff.

I did see a report that Paramount has re-hired some of the people let go during the MeToo era: that is, white men fired for being white and male.

Its not like Paramount was doing really stellar stuff back then but even a bad movie from 2005 is better than most of the vomit we get poured over us now in a theater.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2026 07:32 PM (PYyV9)

211 Is ace doing a wishlist like an onlyfans thot?

Me thinks he's going to get a lot of firearms, messenger bags, crocs and shelving.

Shelving by the mile. He'll be able to create a house out of shelving.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

212 ould keep out the riff-raff, trolls, jackanapes, ne'er-do-wells, rakehells, blackguards, bandersnatches and rapscallions
What about scalawags, varlets, knaves, wastrels, caitiffs, poltroons, reprobates, gadflies, hobbledehoys and ruffians?

Don't forget the mark-ass marks, trick-ass marks, punk bitches, and skip-scap skanks and scallywags—ho’s, heifers, hee-haws and hula hoops.

Posted by: Silky Johnson at March 09, 2026 07:33 PM (Ksqrb)

213 tcn, Bless you. You a rock of reason in a sea of turmoil. I am grateful to know you.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)

214 The best thing about them is the little pepperoncini peppers they put in the box.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:32 PM (6ydKt)

Never liked those, would give them away in Deli sammiches if eating with someone.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:34 PM (8avO+)

215 I like the more profane descriptors.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (cntUY)

216 Reminds me of the climate change propaganda movie , Mother.

Jennifer Lawrence should have known better but I believe it was her future husband who wrote and directed it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:32 PM (cntUY)

I've never seen that one, but I saw some reviews on YT for it.

It looked like I would need to drop some acid to understand it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (6ydKt)

217
tcn.

They are all cute until they start talking and bossing us around, lol.

Seriously, I salute you and hubby for what you are doing for your grandson.

He could be our first president from Alaska!

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (3ek7K)

218 213 tcn, Bless you. You a rock of reason in a sea of turmoil. I am grateful to know you.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)

Be well assured it is a mutual feeling.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (I40wl)

219 215 I like the more profane descriptors.

propane prescriptors > profane descriptors

Posted by: hank hill at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (oY6Yp)

220 DiGiorno's is acceptable.

Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (ZxPkt)

221 Never liked those, would give them away in Deli sammiches if eating with someone.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:34 PM (8avO+)

They've got about the same heat as banana pepper, which I can handle. For awhile I was buying them by the jar as a snack, until my stomach turned into an acid factory.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:36 PM (6ydKt)

222 Is ace doing a wishlist like an onlyfans thot?

Me thinks he's going to get a lot of firearms, messenger bags, crocs and shelving.

Shelving by the mile. He'll be able to create a house out of shelving.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 09, 2026 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

he could create a wedding list at department stores.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2026 07:37 PM (8avO+)

223 Seriously, I salute you and hubby for what you are doing for your grandson.

He could be our first president from Alaska!

Posted by: fourseasons at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (3ek7K)

Rest assured, that is one kid who will know he is loved and treasured.

But I'd rather he not go into politics. I want him to be a saint.

lol

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 09, 2026 07:37 PM (I40wl)

224 nood cute animals

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:37 PM (6ydKt)

225 Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 07:35 PM (6ydKt

The whole thing was a 'biblical' analogy underlying as climate change propaganda .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 07:38 PM (cntUY)

226 Rao's has good frozen pizza. But being a Campbell's product, the sodium levels are off the charts.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 09, 2026 07:41 PM (xverI)

227 Statement on MacArthur Park:

"This woman, and this incident, are not representative of the culture of MacArthur Park and the community we serve there"

Bullshit. That is exactly representative of the culture there. You people are so stupid you will keep going back until you get killed.

Posted by: fd - You may close this comment in 5s at March 09, 2026 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

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