"Prohibited Access:" Kash Patel Now Examining the FBI's Dark Files, the Hidden History of the Deep State

Via JackStraw, whistleblowers revealed that the FBI keeps two separate books. You know, like Mafia dons keeping separate books for their fake transactions and their real transactions.

One set of files were the official ones, intended for public consumption and used when they were subpoenaed.

The other set of books were the real ones, about what the FBI was really doing. To make sure no one ever saw these, the files were marked "PROHIBITED ACCESS" so that no one could see them, except the cardinals of the American Kremlin.

Now Kash Patel has found them and is reviewing the Secret History of the Deep State, with an eye to revealing all the Deep State's secrets.

It's not just that the files were secret. They were also deliberately kept out of the SENTINEL filing system, so that you couldn't even search for them. You would not even turn up a stub saying "This file is top secret." The very existence of the files was hidden from everyone, including the White House and FBI agents themselves.

Only the heads of the Secret Police knew about them, and the heads of the Secret Police would share the existence of the files with their successors orally. There were no written records or admissions about the files.

Those could be discovered and subpoenaed!

EXCLUSIVE: The FBI's Secret Stash Finally Uncovered

For a generation, the FBI has kept a second set of books called 'prohibited access' files. After a long fight, they're finally being examined.
Matt Taibbi
Mar 06, 2026

A Federal Bureau of Investigation task force has begun excavating the separate set of books FBI keeps using an inaccessible "prohibited access" file designation, according to multiple government sources. Though an internal fight over how to handle the files continues, embattled FBI Director Kash Patel has assigned personnel to examine decades of hidden history, Racket News has learned, with some files already turned over to Congress.
"This is it -- the deep state," one of the sources said.
Judiciary Committee Chair Chuck Grassley, whose work with whistleblowers and pressure across years was key to prying prohibited access files loose, expressed cautious optimism.
"If it weren't for whistleblower disclosures to my office, the very existence of the FBI using 'Prohibited Access' files for some investigations would have remained in the dark," he said. "I've asked Attorney General Bondi and Director Patel to turn over certain Prohibited Access records to Congress. I've received some, but am still waiting on others. I urge the DOJ and FBI to keep digging -- which previous administrations apparently didn't make any effort to do -- so that the facts can come to light. The FBI's secret stash of records is scandalous."
Files given a prohibited access designation are not merely secret. They are "ghosts" which "do not exist," records rigged to return false negatives when searched for in the FBI's SENTINEL system. They're digital descendants of paper records that as far back as Richard Nixon's presidency were kept in locked offices, accessible to just a few officials, typically at the deputy director level and above. Currently, the number of people with the ability to access the files can be counted on one hand.
The implications of the nation's chief federal law enforcement and counter-intelligence organization having kept a separate, non-searchable filing system are mind-boggling.
"It's not like turning over a rock and finding a few bugs," said retired FBI Supervisory Analyst George Hill. "It's like turning over a manhole and finding a whole city."
"You don't run a Constitutional republic on secret files," added legal analyst Margot Cleveland.
A current government source said the prohibited access designation is "literally designed to hide files from Congress and from the FBI itself. It's really frigging bad."

Off-books surveillance and "disruption" of political figures in the Arctic Frost and Trump-Russia investigations comprise part of the find, but the files extend at least as far back as 1999, across Democratic and Republican Party presidencies, involving as many as a thousand distinct case numbers. There are no rules for passing access to the system from one administration to the next. Instead, operation of prohibited access files is described as an oral tradition passed down among senior FBI officials, independent of agents below and political appointees above in Congress and even the White House.
Here's how the files came to light:
A week and a half ago, on February 25th, Patel mentioned prohibited access files in a statement given to Reuters in a story about Joe Biden's FBI obtaining subpoenas of phone records for Patel and current White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles in 2022 and 2023. Patel called it "outrageous" and "deeply alarming" that the previous administration had him and Wiles investigated, "using flimsy pretexts and burying the entire process in prohibited case files designed to evade all oversight." He told Reuters he'd "recently ended" the FBI's use of the prohibited designation.
At the outset of the second Trump presidency, neither Patel nor then-Deputy Director Dan Bongino knew how to access the files. "Nobody said, 'Okay, this is how the FBI runs. This is what we do. This is how we hide things,'" is how one source put it.
The bureau has supposedly located all of the "prohibited" files, but the scope of the problem remains unknown, in part because in addition to the prohibited files, the bureau has a problem with what one source called "the shit on paper," which might involve field offices as well as its Washington headquarters. Added a former FBI agent: "There are files in offices and at headquarters that reside either in a safe or in a locked drawer somewhere or hidden within Sentinel."
An extraordinary aspect of this tale -- as Racket's Ryan Lovelace will soon report in more detail -- is that the Justice Department Inspector General has known about the existence of the prohibited access designation since at least 2021. He also obtained a 2023 FBI user manual for its SENTINEL GOLD records system, not always positively reviewed by agents ("Yesterday's Technology Tomorrow," is how one former agent jokingly put it), showing "prohibited" files as one of the categories in the system. According to Racket sources, prohibited access files predate both Sentinel Gold and the original Sentinel system, which was introduced in 2012. (More on this soon.)
The files only came to be accessible to senior Trump appointees after a years-long bureaucratic battle that began with whistleblowers in the Justice Department, later was taken up by investigators in Grassley's office, and only reached the offices of Patel and Bongino last year.
Though the prohibited access issue extends to other presidencies and other problems, including potentially the systematic burying of misconduct cases involving senior FBI officials, this issue only began to leak into the public eye because of Russiagate. When congressional investigators began looking at the origins of the Steele Dossier and the behavior of the private intelligence firm Fusion-GPS, they came across apparent conflicting statements involving Nellie Ohr, a former CIA analyst and Fusion employee whose husband Bruce worked for the DOJ*.

Read the whole thing. It's free to read if you just give them an email address.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:30 PM

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1 Bold.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:30 PM (ExV1e)

2 I told the prior thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:31 PM (ExV1e)

3 1 Bold.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:30 PM (ExV1e)

I DO get it

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:31 PM (Et1h0)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

5 It looks like ace was eaten by a grue mid post. Must have been blogging in the dark. Very dangerous.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (3uBP9)

6 Now do the CIA.

Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (Sco7b)

7 1 Bold.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:30 PM (ExV1e)

Bald.

(No, not me)

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (1YL6+)

8 Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it works out for them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 01:33 PM (ESVrU)

9 I sure hope Patel can trust the people he has digging these out or they will just disappear again. He should use outside agents from somewhere. I'd volunteer, heh.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (n5tGW)

10 It's free to read if you just give them an email address.

Any email address, or do they require it to be yours?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)

11 why do the keep telling the bad actors that they are on tot them?? so they can go underground or disappear in Turkey??

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (GD0B3)

12 "This is it -- the deep state," one of the sources said.

No such thing. MAGAts.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldfarb at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Today's lunch includes: Israeli Couscous.

Oh yes, I went there.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (Et1h0)

14 >>> Now do the CIA.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (Sco7b)

All of them?

Posted by: Kamala at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (3uBP9)

15 11 why do the keep telling the bad actors that they are on tot them?? so they can go underground or disappear in Turkey??
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (GD0B3)

It's all part of DC kayfabe.

It's a work. Everybody is being worked.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (1YL6+)

16
Where are you Nothing Will Happen Guy?

Why have you forsaken us?

Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (Y8DZL)

17 Oh this would be so sweet to have revealed.
I promise to stop mocking Patel about Epstein's death if he declassifies and releases these files.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (xcxpd)

18 So, what you're saying is, that Pine-Scented Druid Philosopher James Comey really should be hung by the neck until he is dead, dead, dead.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (F3yOe)

19 I saw Criminal Referr open for Doosu at Trees in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Hope Patel strikes hard

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (EtnSa)

21 Is Ace OK? Hope he didn't keel over before he could finish typing "referral."

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 01:36 PM (77rzZ)

22 I'll say it.......

Matt Taibbi didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

23 Now do CIA, NSA, all the others.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 01:36 PM (sl73Y)

24 Omertà

Mafia envy.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 01:36 PM (NFX2v)

25 So Elvis is alive?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 01:37 PM (pZ64F)

26 Where are you Nothing Will Happen Guy?

Why have you forsaken us?
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (Y8DZL)

Has something happened?

I mean, I haven't seen one person go to jail for anything since Trump retook office.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

27 Perp walks
Public trials, televised
Prison

Mr. Comey, call for you! Mr. Comey!

Posted by: Huck Folkywood at March 06, 2026 01:37 PM (QTJr9)

28 #6 Stateless, first.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 01:37 PM (sl73Y)

29 statements involving Nellie Ohr
--------

Now, that person is different from Nellie Furtado, correct? Who is in turn different from "Nellie"? Have I got that right?

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (Et1h0)

30 I met Mark Meadows, and his wife once. I was out walking my little dog at the time. They both immediately took to Sophie, and she to them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (XeU6L)

31 6 Now do the CIA.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (Sco7b)

hi! Saw your post earlier, just want you to know I am thinking about you, and please reach out.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (p4NUW)

32 Matt Taibbi didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

🤡

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (GD0B3)

33 Whoa.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (4NO2D)

34 If there ae paper files, I strongly suggest getting in some bulk scanners and digitizing them immedately, then feeding them into a (properly firewalled) AI agent of choice to collate and summarize them to speed manual review.

I'm generally not a huge fan of letting AI agents do "thinking" work, but they are very useful for finding relationships between existing data.

Posted by: can of spam at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (14gFN)

35 Prohibited Access

Tradesmen's Entrance

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (Kt19C)

36 I thought the X-Files was fiction but I guess not... it was "based on true stories"

Let's find out what David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson have to say about it

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (xT8gx)

37 Any email address, or do they require it to be yours?

Posted by: I used to have a different ni

You can use Obama's pseudonym that he used to communicate with Hillary:

TheEmperorShitMidas@gmail.com.

Or you can use Hillary's: SatansWhore@Yahoo.com

Either obe should work.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (F3yOe)

38 >>> Today's lunch includes: Israeli Couscous.

Oh yes, I went there.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (Et1h0)

couscous is a great word. Something you would say to a cat to get them to move. I love saying it actually so fun. It would be great in a doowap song too. Many uses.

while(true) cous;

Posted by: banana Dream - couscouscouscouscous at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (3uBP9)

39
🤡
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (GD0B3)

I'm just saying he should stay out of parks in the greater DC area.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

40 18 So, what you're saying is, that Pine-Scented Druid Philosopher James Comey really should be hung by the neck until he is dead, dead, dead.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (F3yOe)

Firm but fair

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM (xcxpd)

41 Everything gets corrupted. In the 1950s, the F.B.I. did yeoman’s work discovering spies and saboteur communist agents and sympathizers in the State Department and the Army, compiling extensive files with incontrovertible evidence of subversion and espionage.

These files were removed and sent directly to the White House on orders of President Truman, and nobody was allowed to see them. Consequently Congress not the Justice Department could do their job. Eventually even the F.B.I. was infiltrated and subverted.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM (RL+Tl)

42 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM (rFfUJ)

43 5 It looks like ace was eaten by a grue mid post. Must have been blogging in the dark. Very dangerous.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (3uBP9)

>LIGHT TORCH
Your torch is lit.
>CARRY GARLIC

Posted by: Zork Dork at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM (TbWk/)

44 Hey, Stateless, good to see you!

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

45

Can still get kids' coats, hats, a Christmas party or two, and turkeys for families from the "former" Philly mob.

More honest and still very much revered.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM (NFX2v)

46 Maybe the FBI/DOJ cabal should not be the investigators here.

A Select Committee might be the way to go.

Posted by: Huck Folkywood at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (QTJr9)

47 referr is the new lum

Posted by: banana Dream - Update the style books. at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (3uBP9)

48 referr is the new lum

Posted by: banana Dream - Update the style books. at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (3uBP9)

It's what you get from a Learing Center.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Thx Ace and JackStraw.
Say something about the Deep State on Facebook or amongst leftists they'll insist that there is no such thing. Just another conspiracy theory. Which keep being revealed as true

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (/C62k)

50 Bold.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:30 PM (ExV1e)

Bald.

(No, not me)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (1YL6+)

***

Damn it! The tape came off the computer camera again!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (2WIwB)

51 So Elvis is alive?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 01:37 PM

Yup. Just went home.

Posted by: Agent K at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (kgE5c)

52 It's free to read if you just give them an email address.

Any email address, or do they require it to be yours?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
--------

Oh...there's a thought. I think I have Thom Tillis' email address here somewhere.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (XeU6L)

53 ! Saw your post earlier, just want you to know I am thinking about you, and please reach out.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM

Thank you. I'm reaching out to people.

I know Canada is known for MAID but people have been very concerned.

Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (Sco7b)

54 46 Maybe the FBI/DOJ cabal should not be the investigators here.

A Select Committee might be the way to go.
Posted by: Huck Folkywood at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (QTJr9)

Tanned, rested, ready.

Posted by: Robert Muehller at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (i0Hi3)

55 Jeez. Took a nap at lunch.

Slept so hard that when the alarm went off I thought it was Tuesday.

And I had missed a first period test.

From freshman year.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (oKJ0C)

56 Wow

WOW WOW WOW

Shit the FBI. down and prosecute.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (Hkcdp)

57 Now do the CIA.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (Sco7b)

hi! Saw your post earlier, just want you to know I am thinking about you, and please reach out.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (p4NUW)

Piper has just outed herself as a spook.

Posted by: Fitness instructor was a cover! at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (TbWk/)

58 Maybe the FBI/DOJ cabal should not be the investigators here.

A Select Committee might be the way to go.
Posted by: Huck Folkywood at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (QTJr9)

I'd go for an Inquisition. Unfortunately, Spain has shown themselves to be both untrustworthy and expected.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (ExV1e)

59 Good. Now I will find out why they have have a telescope and directional microphone aimed at my bedroom window.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (0U5gm)

60 So Elvis is alive?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 01:37 PM

*Lyrics in Gary Wright's trash can

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

61 Cue Jim Jordan rolling up his sleeves... I mean really rolling those suckers up!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 01:42 PM (xT8gx)

62 It looks like ace was eaten by a grue mid post. Must have been blogging in the dark. Very dangerous.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (3uBP9)

>LIGHT TORCH
Your torch is lit.
>CARRY GARLIC
Posted by: Zork Dork at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM

*snort*

*eats*

Posted by: The Grue in Ace's Attic at March 06, 2026 01:42 PM (kgE5c)

63
Shit the FBI. down and prosecute.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (Hkcdp)

This is about me, isn't it.......

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2026 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

64 Everybody is cooking the books. That's why they're called accountants.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 01:43 PM (M9gjJ)

65 hi! Saw your post earlier, just want you to know I am thinking about you, and please reach out.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (p4NUW)

Piper has just outed herself as a spook.
Posted by: Fitness instructor was a cover! at Mar

I would be the best spy. People just spill their guts to me out of nowhere, and I am just very unassuming. Maybe even forgettable!

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:43 PM (p4NUW)

66 Joe McCarthy
Venona i tercepts
ring a bell?
srasi files ?
kgb post ussr collapse?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (YlWIZ)

67 Piper has just outed herself as a spook.
Posted by: Fitness instructor was a cover!

Wait, I thought she was the kale kingpin of the cartels. Maybe she's undercover.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (77rzZ)

68 Shit the FBI. down and prosecute.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM

Most cromulent typo.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (kgE5c)

69 Matt Taino didn’t lose control of his car, while wildly speeding, and crash into a tree.
(Remember that one?)
😯

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (Hkcdp)

70 This led then-congressman Mark Meadows to issue a criminal referr

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

They got Ace.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (0U5gm)

71 Stateless - Have been following your posts. Thoughts and prayers are with you, as are those of others here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (XeU6L)

72 I would be the best spy. People just spill their guts to me out of nowhere, and I am just very unassuming. Maybe even forgettable!

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:43 PM (p4NUW)

No one will ever forget those pants.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Bet they got lots of politicians on film taking it up the squeaker or giving it to some kid int those files.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (i0Hi3)

74 lol, for once I make a good typo!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (Hkcdp)

75 Everybody is cooking the books. That's why they're called accountants.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 01:43 PM (M9gjJ)

Wait until you find out why they're called "Congress"...

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (Et1h0)

76 Even though Chuck Grassley is like 182 years old, he apparently has very good staff that are constantly undercovering stuff like this... not sure Chuck knows what's going on, but a crackerjack staff!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (xT8gx)

77 Shit the FBI. down and prosecute.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (Hkcdp)

We're gonna need more Metamucil.

Posted by: And a LOT of stool softener at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (TbWk/)

78
I know Canada is known for MAID but people have been very concerned.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM

If you hear that word and the person saying it isn’t carrying a feather duster, run the other way. Doof has all my digits.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

79 Piper has just outed herself as a spook.

Posted by: Fitness instructor was a cover! at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM

You didn't really believe she would use the nic, "Piper from NSA", did you?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (HlyYF)

80 Piper has just outed herself as a spook.
Posted by: Fitness instructor was a cover! at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM

The United States Sports University nee US Sports Academy, a couple of miles from Piper's house, has long been rumored to be a CIA front.

Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (4NO2D)

81 Wow

WOW WOW WOW

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM

That's my line.

Posted by: The Pitch Meeting Guy at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (kgE5c)

82 Sponge - For those of us not in the know, perhaps you could describe the Piper pants you reference above?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 01:46 PM (xT8gx)

83 Doof has all my digits.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM

Fourth of July accident?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 01:47 PM (kgE5c)

84 They misspelled my name. It's two N's.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 06, 2026 01:47 PM (abIsI)

85 Just popping in to say Hi to Stateless!

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 06, 2026 01:47 PM (fVXtb)

86 Sponge - For those of us not in the know, perhaps you could describe the Piper pants you reference above?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 01:46 PM (xT8gx)

They were colorful......very colorful. Flowery......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

87 Piper has just outed herself as a spook

The shadowy “Kale Cabal Klatch”, members wear their berets at a rakish, jaunty angle. Armed and dangerous, Do Not Engage.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (Xy5pd)

88 Thank you all.

Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (Sco7b)

89 Maybe Chuck Grassley can share some staff with vegetable Mitch McConnell?

I cannot believe this is happening right after having a vegetable POTUS for 4 years.

Maybe we need to shit down all of DC?

*intentional this time

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (Hkcdp)

90 SiD!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (kgE5c)

91

No one will ever forget those pants.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06

Hahaha! You can borrow them if you want.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (p4NUW)

92 Doof has all my digits.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM

Better than taking your whole arm!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

93
Senator Mark Warner, John Brennan are going to start throwing out Flares real soon.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (IifOV)

94 Prohibited files? Sure hope I'm not in them.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson's wild political swings at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (i0Hi3)

95 They got Ace.

Not even time for an ellipsis!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (EXyHK)

96 They were colorful......very colorful. Flowery......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:47 PM

Form fitting?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (4NO2D)

97 and Hi to RMBS!

*back to "working"*

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (fVXtb)

98 If you hear that word and the person saying it isn’t carrying a feather duster, run the other way. Doof has all my digits.
Posted by: Piper

So using voice to text?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (MGB5H)

99 "This is it -- the deep state," one of the sources said.

Yeah, you caught us. We had one secret stash hidden in one way. We wouldn't hide the really good secrets somewhere else.

Posted by: The Deep State at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (d9i2R)

100 84 They misspelled my name. It's two N's.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 06, 2026 01:47 PM (abIsI)

Three. Sean Haninny

Posted by: Amiright or amiright? at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (TbWk/)

101
Hahaha! You can borrow them if you want.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (p4NUW)

I wouldn't want to frighten the neighbors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

102 Let's not forget all of the brave, patriotic, and smart people of the FBI.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfmd8vy

It should be shut down completely and the Earth salted where it once stood.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 01:50 PM (abIsI)

103
Form fitting?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (4NO2D)

I don't think they were spray painted on.....but not MC Hammer pants either.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

104 >>*back to "working"*
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (fVXtb)

It's Friday afternoon. Switch Into Glide!

Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 01:51 PM (NcvvS)

105 100 Three. Sean Haninny
Posted by: Amiright or amiright? at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (TbWk/)

Sean? Ha! Ninny.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 01:51 PM (1YL6+)

106 I used to love when I got summoned to the accounting department. There were some really hot pieces of ass working there. In retrospect and to this day, I question why I became an engineer.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 01:51 PM (M9gjJ)

107 >>> Good. Now I will find out why they have have a telescope and directional microphone aimed at my bedroom window.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (0U5gm)

True story,

I moved with my family into a new place in '23. Ever since I've seen people driving by slowly, often stopping beside the house and sitting there for awhile and then taking off. Quiet residential neighborhood with only one entrance. And they never looked like any neighbor cars. All strangers but I'd see repeats. All year long. Sometimes there would be cars there when I came home from work. Enough cars and it was freaking me out.

So I asked my wife one day if she noticed. Yeah she noticed and she told me why. The neighborhood pool was across the street and there were enough people there with pokeman playing on their phones that they turned the exact spot in front of my house into a major poke stop in the city. So people were stopping by to do WTF people do on that game.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3uBP9)

108 I'm hungry.

Posted by: toby928(c) overshares at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (4NO2D)

109 Elvis is alive?

The one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (Kt19C)

110
I know Canada is known for MAID but people have been very concerned.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM

If you hear that word and the person saying it isn’t carrying a feather duster, run the other way. Doof has all my digits.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

I prefer my Maids to be cute Japanese musicians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uds7g3M-4lQ

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (y9nCu)

111
It's Friday afternoon. Switch Into Glide!
Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 01:51 PM (NcvvS)

You asked for it.........

https://youtu.be/sxkjvKBPQjo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

112 My neighbor told me the Israelis keep bombing his Ayatollah so I asked how many Ayatollah they have and he said he just goes to the bomb shelter and gets gets a new Ayatollah afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding imams to Jews and then Ilhan Omar started crying.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (HjVhR)

113 I'm hungry.

Eat boogers.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (Kt19C)

114 In retrospect and to this day, I question why I became an engineer.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

And you never thought to go into bra engineering for the busty gals?

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 01:53 PM (77rzZ)

115 OK, go back and read 112. That is original content and I am very proud.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:53 PM (HjVhR)

116 OK, go back and read 112. That is original content and I am very proud.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:53 PM (HjVhR)

What language is that?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

117 At some point we will have killed enough leadership in Iran that we will get down to where the new Supreme Leader will be Israel's confidential informant.

If we suddenly stop popping leadership, you will know we are there.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 01:54 PM (4NO2D)

118 >>Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Was looking for a good link. Thank you!

*fistbump*

Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 01:55 PM (NcvvS)

119 Was looking for a good link. Thank you!

*fistbump*
Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 01:55 PM (NcvvS)

I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

120 And you never thought to go into bra engineering for the busty gals?
Posted by: Bulg at March

Maybe he didn't know about the cups.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 01:55 PM (WcNzu)

121 Maybe the FBI/DOJ cabal should not be the investigators here.

A Select Committee might be the way to go.
Posted by: Huck Folkywood at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (QTJr9)

I'd go for an Inquisition. Unfortunately, Spain has shown themselves to be both untrustworthy and expected.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (ExV1e)

Well they needed Inquisitors because of all the Inquisitees in Spain.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 01:56 PM (8avO+)

122 What language is that?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

???
It is a parody of the shelter cat meme.
Is it hard to read? The lack of punctuation is part of the comedic flow.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:56 PM (HjVhR)

123 Hegseth is sort of like a squirrel on its 3rd morning espresso, however he is getting interesting things done

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth
@SecWar
16h
Today, we launched a historic effort at @SOUTHCOM — the first ever America’s Counter-Cartel Coalition (A3C).

Military leaders from across the Caribbean, Central America, and South America joining together to aggressively and urgently confront threats to our homeland and hemisphere.

The Trump Corollary to the Monroe Doctrine is in full effect.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 01:56 PM (rbvCR)

124 Well, even in DC you can get 50 feet of half-inch jute rope for 7 bucks from Harbor Freight, or 50 feet of traditional 1 inch hemp rope delivered overnight with Amazon Prime for only 30 bucks.

Just saying.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 06, 2026 01:56 PM (lFFaq)

125 OK, go back and read 112. That is original content and I am very proud.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:53 PM (HjVhR)

What language is that?
Posted by: Sponge

I think my brain folded over on that.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 01:56 PM (oKJ0C)

126 But but but

The Epstein Files!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 01:56 PM (W2Pud)

127 I'd go for an Inquisition. Unfortunately, Spain has shown themselves to be both untrustworthy and expected.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM

I was not expecting this.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 01:56 PM (4NO2D)

128 In retrospect and to this day, I question why I became an engineer.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

And you never thought to go into bra engineering for the busty gals?
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 01:53 PM (77rzZ)

"A stress analysis of a strapless evening gown" is a classical engineering humor article.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 01:57 PM (8avO+)

129 115 OK, go back and read 112. That is original content and I am very proud.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:53 PM (HjVhR)

I really really want to get that!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Just Not Smart Enough. at March 06, 2026 01:57 PM (RfVfI)

130 I had a cool comment but read 112 first. I have lost my old train of thought. I think it was JFK related.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 06, 2026 01:57 PM (cS1cw)

131 In retrospect and to this day, I question why I became an engineer.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
------

Yeah...I know what you mean. I could have become an actuary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:57 PM (XeU6L)

132 Ever notice how almost every word that comes out of DC is politicalized? The politicians or the media can twist the smallest of words into something political. It's very annoying.They take a simple sentence and turn it into something racist or sexist just so they can change the context into something it's not. One of the reasons I hate politics.

Posted by: Case at March 06, 2026 01:57 PM (gQFwH)

133 Pretty soon Mario Peebles, the Ayatollah of Rock 'n Rolla, is gonna be in charge of Iran. Look out Gunny Sgt Highway!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 01:58 PM (xT8gx)

134 I'd go for an Inquisition. Unfortunately, Spain has shown themselves to be both untrustworthy and expected.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (ExV1e)

Spanish Twitter seems to be disappointed the inquisition was stopped before they could finish off the Jews. I guess I'd given them too much credit in assuming they had moved beyond that crap.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 06, 2026 01:58 PM (lFFaq)

135 Did someone say busty gals?

https://tinyurl.com/9fdch74f

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

136 112 - Heh, good one!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:59 PM (Hkcdp)

137 What else will we find, that FBI (or other agencies) was involved in? Perhaps covert plots that we have no idea exist ... maybe 9/11 stuff? Plots to assassinate Trump, or to destroy Nixon?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 01:59 PM (vbXSk)

138 So I asked my wife one day if she noticed. Yeah she noticed and she told me why. The neighborhood pool was across the street and there were enough people there with pokeman playing on their phones that they turned the exact spot in front of my house into a major poke stop in the city. So people were stopping by to do WTF people do on that game.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3uBP9)

They have an imaginary combat with an imaginary critter and if they win, they capture the critter in an imaginary ball.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 01:59 PM (8avO+)

139 Mary Jo Kopechne was a FBI informant and Ted Kennedy found out.

"Hey Mary, lets go for a drive....."

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 06, 2026 02:00 PM (IifOV)

140 OK, boomers. (I kid....)

There is a very famous meme:
My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets gets a new cat afterwards so said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 02:00 PM (HjVhR)

141 137 What else will we find, that FBI (or other agencies) was involved in? Perhaps covert plots that we have no idea exist ... maybe 9/11 stuff? Plots to assassinate Trump, or to destroy Nixon?
Posted by: illiniwek at

Renaming crayola crayon colors.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 02:00 PM (WcNzu)

142 >>"A stress analysis of a strapless evening gown" is a classical engineering humor article.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 01:57 PM (8avO+)

One of the great Journal of Irreproducible Results articles involved the manipulation of green M&Ms as a birth control strategy. Dates back to the late '80s and never been able to find it online.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 02:00 PM (NcvvS)

143 The pants:

https://tinyurl.com/ynu4vhfw

But no one really thinks I dress plainly, though, right? Outside of my normal leggings situation.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (OoFl2)

144 Did someone say busty gals?

https://tinyurl.com/9fdch74f
Posted by: Sponge

Wow.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

145 Impossible~! Huge Hewitt told me that the FBI agents have TRAINING. They can't do anything wrong. TRAINING, PEOPLE, TRAINING!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (diia5)

146 🤬

Facebook - Kings of A&R
1h
Jennifer Welch ignited backlash during her acceptance speech at the GLAAD LGBTQI+ Awards after winning Outstanding Podcast Episode, saying:
“Fk ICE, Fk Donald Trump, Free Palestine and save Trans Kids.”

3 hr
A fan club for Pedro Pascal says it’s pausing posts about the actor, accusing him of “hypocrisy” amid online speculation he’s dating a man they describe as pro-Israel and reports he dined at a restaurant said to donate to Israel.

3hr
Trans former Space Force Colonel lashes out at Trump over Iran strikes.
Retired Space Force Col. Bree Fram who was forced out of the military under Trump’s transgender service ban and is now running for Congress, Trump’s strikes on Iran as “reckless adventurism” and warned they risk pushing the U.S. toward war and authoritarianism.”

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (NFX2v)

147 Spanish Twitter seems to be disappointed the inquisition was stopped before they could finish off the Jews. I guess I'd given them too much credit in assuming they had moved beyond that crap.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 06, 2026 01:58 PM (lFFaq)

Modern leftist anti semitism isn't the same as Christian antisemitism and Islamic antisemitism.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (8avO+)

148 >>>Hello everyone! It has been a long week and I'm desperate to knock off early so a lot of posts are going to be pretty brief. I hope you understand!

Take care of yourself, boss! We'll play nicely by ourselves.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (+YA9H)

149 The bureau has supposedly located all of the "prohibited" files, but the scope of the problem remains unknown,

___________________________

I'm still of the mind that the massive collection of files found (unburned) in the "burn room" includes a significant number of these "prohibited files."

I'm guessing that one of the 7th Floor exectutive hacks assigned their destruction of an assumed loyal lackey who didn't much care for being the patsy, so they moved them to the burn room but left them intact. NOTHING in a burn room is going to be whole. It will be pulped or shredded before being bagged. AND, you'll recall that their discovery was by Kash Patel, himself. Likely acting on a whistleblower's tip. BUT, why are they just reading them now? That would have been a priority in my mind.

Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (dIske)

150 The funny part was applying the coyote shelter cat meme to Iran situation.

Maybe not that funny, but I got almost no sleep and might be having a stroke. Sorry.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 02:02 PM (HjVhR)

151 OT, there are at least 10 KC-135s departing from Tel Aviv towards the Gulf. Going to be a boisterous Friday Happy Hour.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 06, 2026 02:02 PM (bNf8H)

152 Wow
This is flaming skull worthy imo

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 02:02 PM (ezFBD)

153 What really infuriates me is how clever they think they are, going back to their whole "Ricard Windsor" criminal activities. The thing is, it isn't criminal. It's just lying and breaking the law. There's not another country on earth that wouldn't jail a guy like Comey.

Posted by: Wally at March 06, 2026 02:02 PM (65cLN)

154 Think Kash Patel deciding to exit the existing building was brilliant. Bet this is how he found so many secrets, by having to clean every room, account for every piece of eq, every file, etc..

Hope they do a controlled demolition when fully moved out.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (Hkcdp)

155 112 My neighbor told me the Israelis keep bombing his Ayatollah so I asked how many Ayatollah they have and he said he just goes to the bomb shelter and gets gets a new Ayatollah afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding imams to Jews and then Ilhan Omar started crying.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (HjVhR)

Well done.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (+YA9H)

156 >>Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (OoFl2)

Will we be seeing those on a future Sunday Book Thread?

Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (NcvvS)

157 Trans former Space Force Colonel lashes out at Trump over Iran strikes.
Retired Space Force Col. Bree Fram who was forced out of the military under Trump’s transgender service ban and is now running for Congress, Trump’s strikes on Iran as “reckless adventurism” and warned they risk pushing the U.S. toward war and authoritarianism.”
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (NFX2v)

Being in a war certainly does push one towards war, I give him that.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (8avO+)

158 So I asked my wife one day if she noticed. Yeah she noticed and she told me why. The neighborhood pool was across the street and there were enough people there with pokeman playing on their phones that they turned the exact spot in front of my house into a major poke stop in the city. So people were stopping by to do WTF people do on that game.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3uBP9)

They have an imaginary combat with an imaginary critter and if they win, they capture the critter in an imaginary ball.
Posted by: Oldcat

Sounds more like the house was a drug house and they were tryng to see if the dealer was back.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (oKJ0C)

159 113 I'm hungry.

Eat boogers.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (Kt19C)

Slimy yet satisfying.

Posted by: Scratches that salt craving at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (TbWk/)

160
Sounds more like the house was a drug house and they were tryng to see if the dealer was back.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (oKJ0C)

That was the direction my brain went as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

161 There is a very famous meme:
My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets gets a new cat afterwards so said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 02:00 PM (HjVhR)

I don't remember that meme, but now it makes perfect sense! Thanks!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Old, I Once Dated the ERMEGHED GERSEBERMPS Girl! at March 06, 2026 02:05 PM (RfVfI)

162
Well done.
Posted by: m

-------

Thank you. We need to start a Kook Kids Klub! (No, scratch that. Maybe a Cool kids Club?)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 02:05 PM (HjVhR)

163 144 Did someone say busty gals?

https://tinyurl.com/9fdch74f
Posted by: Sponge

Wow.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

Big naturals

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 02:05 PM (xcxpd)

164 My neighbor told me the Israelis keep bombing his Ayatollah so I asked how many Ayatollah they have and he said he just goes to the bomb shelter and gets gets a new Ayatollah afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding imams to Jews and then Ilhan Omar started crying.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (HjVhR)

This confused the complete shit out of me until the cat/coyote thing was delineated.

Posted by: My brain hurts at March 06, 2026 02:05 PM (TbWk/)

165 Did someone say busty gals?

https://tinyurl.com/9fdch74f
Posted by: Sponge

Here's another.

https://tinyurl.com/42ph6sdy

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:05 PM (abIsI)

166 >>>Hello everyone! It has been a long week and I'm desperate to knock off early so a lot of posts are going to be pretty brief. I hope you understand!

Take care of yourself, boss! We'll play nicely by ourselves.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (+YA9H)
----
**** breaks out the lawn darts ****

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (ESVrU)

167 Any second now, dram queen bffs khanna and massie will leap in front of the nearest cameras screeching for full disclosure because...well...just because. Meanwhile, Boasberg will drop a TRO on ka$h.

Posted by: p-squared at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (0prFs)

168 No one cares what you think, Bree Fram.
Iirc, that’s the “woman” who achieved highest rank. Heard this person interviewed on NPR, and no pronate gonna convince others you are a “woman,” dude.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (Hkcdp)

169 One of the great Journal of Irreproducible Results articles involved the manipulation of green M&Ms as a birth control strategy. Dates back to the late '80s and never been able to find it online.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 02:00 PM (NcvvS)

I have a "best of" book of that Journal at home. I don't recall the M&M, but there is one proposal to use cryo cooling to make food have negative calories for weight loss.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (8avO+)

170 144 Did someone say busty gals?

Ewww

Posted by: the Lincoln Project at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (gKWVE)

171 I've given up on anybody going to jail, just give me the information. Unfortunately, I think maybe my grandchildren will hear what's in these new files in their retirement.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (n5tGW)

172
Fun clip of IRGC meeting inside bunker being bombed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AHegZR2zY0

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (y9nCu)

173 Here's another.

https://tinyurl.com/42ph6sdy

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:05 PM (abIsI)

Didn't know you were promoted to Admiral.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

174 112 My neighbor told me the Israelis keep bombing his Ayatollah so I asked how many Ayatollah they have and he said he just goes to the bomb shelter and gets gets a new Ayatollah afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding imams to Jews and then Ilhan Omar started crying.

we need common-sense ayatollah control to outlaw high-capacity ayatollah magazines.

Posted by: anachronda at March 06, 2026 02:07 PM (v3pYe)

175 Meanwhile, Boasberg will drop a TRO on ka$h.
Posted by: p-squared at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (0prFs)

This very well may have been why Patel has taken so long to start putting this information out, to make sure he isn't zapped for letting out "classified" information and then treated like Scooter Libby

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 02:07 PM (rbvCR)

176 Will we be seeing those on a future Sunday Book Thread?
Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (NcvvS)
----
You will now...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:08 PM (ESVrU)

177 ----
**** breaks out the lawn darts ****
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (ESVrU)

*Fires up the 3-wheeler*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

178 Maybe we will finally find out who REALLY killed JFK and RFK.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 06, 2026 02:09 PM (V362x)

179 In retrospect and to this day, I question why I became an engineer.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
------

Yeah...I know what you mean. I could have become an actuary.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:57 PM (XeU6L)

God that was what those idiot guidance counsellors kept trying to push me to do, along with go to Harvey Mudd University.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:09 PM (8avO+)

180 Fun clip of IRGC meeting inside bunker being bombed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AHegZR2zY0

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (y9nCu)
---
Anyone done a Hitler "Downfall" parody of Iranian leadership yet?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:09 PM (ESVrU)

181 I am sure he will get right on doing nothing with anything he finds

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:09 PM (PYyV9)

182 😬

WFMD, 930 Free Talk

Florida nurse urges China, UK to ‘attack the United States’ to remove Trump ‘regime’ in viral TikTok
By Latest Breaking News on Fox News
Mar 5, 2026

I truly hope this isn't her: Joyce Sxxxx-Killxxx, BSN, RN, · Certified Dementia Practitioner ·

Supermax. (Not kidding.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (NFX2v)

183 I have another version I did years ago --

My neighbor told me she was pregnant again so I asked how many kids she had and she said none she just goes to Planned Parenthood and has an abortion so I said it just sounds like she is feeding innocent babies to Moloch. No one was there to cry.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (HjVhR)

184 177 ----
**** breaks out the lawn darts ****
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (ESVrU)

*Fires up the 3-wheeler*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

*hoses down the Slip N Slide*

Posted by: Playtime was natural selection at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (TbWk/)

185 >>I've given up on anybody going to jail, just give me the information. Unfortunately, I think maybe my grandchildren will hear what's in these new files in their retirement.

We've already heard some. They learned that the FBI was spying on Kash and Susie Wiles from these files.

Supposedly, this operation goes back as far as the Nixon administration so I would imagine there is a mountain of stuff in there. I bet a lot of conspiracy theories get proven factual in those files.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (viF8m)

186
**** breaks out the lawn darts ****
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (ESVrU)

*Fires up the 3-wheeler*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

*fuels up Ford Pinto*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (y9nCu)

187 186
**** breaks out the lawn darts ****
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (ESVrU)

*Fires up the 3-wheeler*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Runs with scissors
*fuels up Ford Pinto*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (y9nCu)

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (VE6XX)

188 But it was not a big enough bunker buster, sounded like all those bastids survived "Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (y9nCu)". s

Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 02:11 PM (vlkz/)

189 181 I am sure he will get right on doing nothing with anything he finds
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor a

That's the way we roll.

Posted by: Pam Bondi at March 06, 2026 02:11 PM (abIsI)

190 Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 02:02 PM (HjVhR)

Please go to the hospital.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 02:11 PM (ZeH0U)

191 I used to love when I got summoned to the accounting department. There were some really hot pieces of ass working there. In retrospect and to this day, I question why I became an engineer.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Everyone in the business school wondered why any male would major in engineering, just based on who was in each major.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 02:11 PM (0U5gm)

192 182 😬

WFMD, 930 Free Talk

Florida nurse urges China, UK to ‘attack the United States’ to remove Trump ‘regime’ in viral TikTok
By Latest Breaking News on Fox News
Mar 5, 2026

I truly hope this isn't her: Joyce Sxxxx-Killxxx, BSN, RN, · Certified Dementia Practitioner ·

Supermax. (Not kidding.)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (NFX2v)

WFMD Frederick Maryland. My grandfather wouldn't shut up about that station. But I don't think it was a talk station back in his day.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (3wOGw)

193 Yikes, bob, the abortion version is dark!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (Hkcdp)

194 186
**** breaks out the lawn darts ****
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (ESVrU)

*Fires up the 3-wheeler*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Runs with scissors
*fuels up Ford Pinto*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: It's me donna

Starts making match rockets.

Posted by: Pam Bondi at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (abIsI)

195 102 Let's not forget all of the brave, patriotic, and smart people of the FBI.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfmd8vy

It should be shut down completely and the Earth salted where it once stood.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 01:50 PM (abIsI)

Yes. It is a banal observation that an organization's culture springs from three fonts, its founding, its history, and its leadership -- and you can't change two of them. Even if briefly elevated by better leadership, it will always revert to the deeply corrupt nature of its founding and history.

The only way to fix the FBI (or any other culturally sick org) for good is to shutter it and stand up a new replacement from scratch. Maybe even wait a year or two to see which functions are even really necessary vs. grotesque, florid bureaucratic overgrowth that we're better off leaving out.

Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (Sy6m/)

196 What really infuriates me is how clever they think they are, going back to their whole "Ricard Windsor" criminal activities. The thing is, it isn't criminal. It's just lying and breaking the law. There's not another country on earth that wouldn't jail a guy like Comey.
Posted by: Wally at March 06, 2026 02:02 PM (65cLN)

Perhaps we are wiser, the dude seems to be pensively walking beaches making cryptic messages with seashells all day instead of anything useful like license plates.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (8avO+)

197 Have I mentioned I H8 my co-workers lately?

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (EtnSa)

198
But it was not a big enough bunker buster, sounded like all those bastids survived "Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (y9nCu)". s
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 02:11 PM (vlkz/)

True. But I got a kick out of hearing these mohammedan savages scream in terror when the lights went out.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (y9nCu)

199 Why didn't they destroy this stuff ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:13 PM (VE6XX)

200 Wonder if Trump will use the Restricted Access files as a way to is keep people in line. I'm sure the FBI blackmailed people with them so turnabout etc

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 02:13 PM (/C62k)

201 Supposedly, this operation goes back as far as the Nixon administration so I would imagine there is a mountain of stuff in there. I bet a lot of conspiracy theories get proven factual in those files.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (viF8m)

Sure J Edgar was pure as the driven snow.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:13 PM (8avO+)

202 198
But it was not a big enough bunker buster, sounded like all those bastids survived "Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (y9nCu)". s
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 02:11 PM (vlkz/)

True. But I got a kick out of hearing these mohammedan savages scream in terror when the lights went out.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (y9nCu)

Hopefully the fire got them

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:13 PM (VE6XX)

203 I still think they need to name the new FBI HQ the Richard Jewell Building.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

204 But what beaches is he strolling, oldcat?
Seem to recall a lot of these guys spend time in New Zealand.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 02:14 PM (Hkcdp)

205 197 Have I mentioned I H8 my co-workers lately?
Posted by: Skip

No, but why?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 02:14 PM (NFX2v)

206 198 True. But I got a kick out of hearing these mohammedan savages scream in terror when the lights went out.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (y9nCu)

Our Boys should ululate and scream "Trumpahu Akbar!" before bombing them.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:15 PM (3wOGw)

207 >>> 186
**** breaks out the lawn darts ****
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (ESVrU)

*Fires up the 3-wheeler*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

*fuels up Ford Pinto*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (y9nCu)

Runs with scissors
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (VE6XX)

starts clacking the clackers

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:15 PM (3uBP9)

208 193 Yikes, bob, the abortion version is dark!
Posted by: Lizzy

But it makes you think, no?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 02:15 PM (HjVhR)

209 I still think they need to name the new FBI HQ the Richard Jewell Building.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

210 209 I still think they need to name the new FBI HQ the Richard Jewell Building.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

And all the female shitters shall be name "Chris Wrays."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

211 Clackers!

I watched my buddy walking and clacking those clackers at the same time. It was kind of neat. Then he scored a direct “clack” on his elbow, and he started crying and ran home.

We only (mostly) got lame toys. Those clear plastic tubes, graduated layers, with marbles in them. Those didn’t hold anyone’s attention very long.

Wham-O is a great trade name, they made good stuff.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (vlJl4)

212 I have another version I did years ago --

My neighbor told me she was pregnant again so I asked how many kids she had and she said none she just goes to Planned Parenthood and has an abortion so I said it just sounds like she is feeding innocent babies to Moloch. No one was there to cry.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (HjVhR)

When I lived in Chicago a woman called up and told the hosts that she had had 5 abortions because she didn't have to wonder how the babies had turned out in life. Even the Democrat host was aghast.

I wasn't surprised in the least.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)

213
And all the female shitters shall be name "Chris Wrays."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

Classy!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

214
Why didn't they destroy this stuff ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:13 PM (VE6XX)

Because they still found it useful info, and they were arrogant enough to believe that they could continue to hide it until OrangeManBad went away.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (y9nCu)

215 197 Have I mentioned I H8 my co-workers lately?
Posted by: Skip

Over time, co-worker hate is inevitable.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (abIsI)

216 Probably already mentioned but Nancy Mace asserts that RINOs have torpedoed her request for Omar's immigration records.

Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (TN0g+)

217 Ok. That flight tracker website is too coll. Currently following a UK General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper Drone over northern Iran.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (oKJ0C)

218 Hopefully the fire got them

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:13 PM (VE6XX)

And more where that came from!

Posted by: Satan at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (Et1h0)

219
God that was what those idiot guidance counsellors kept trying to push me to do, along with go to Harvey Mudd University.
Posted by: Oldcat

Harry Mudd University teaches you to be a scoundrel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (Cqx++)

220 210 And all the female shitters shall be name "Chris Wrays."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

Beta Rays.

Gamma Rays.

Chris Wrays. (Radiation which can be weaponized to make people shit their pants)

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (3wOGw)

221 We stsrt at 7:30 and they are gone already, 6 1/2 hours and call it 8

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (EtnSa)

222 >>> I watched my buddy walking and clacking those clackers at the same time. It was kind of neat. Then he scored a direct “clack” on his elbow, and he started crying and ran home.

We only (mostly) got lame toys. Those clear plastic tubes, graduated layers, with marbles in them. Those didn’t hold anyone’s attention very long.

Wham-O is a great trade name, they made good stuff.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (vlJl4)

My older sisters had them and I tried it for a while, 10-20 seconds and got bored. But yeah, you could end up flailing yourself and I heard they could explode.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:18 PM (3uBP9)

223 We stsrt at 7:30 and they are gone already, 6 1/2 hours and call it 8
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (EtnSa)

Is that wrong?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

224 Probably already mentioned but Nancy Mace asserts that RINOs have torpedoed her request for Omar's immigration records.
Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (TN0g+)

She's already under investigation so this should be no surprise.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:18 PM (8avO+)

225 When I lived in Chicago a woman called up and told the hosts that she had had 5 abortions because she didn't have to wonder how the babies had turned out in life.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)

Sounds like a keeper!

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at March 06, 2026 02:18 PM (Et1h0)

226 197 Have I mentioned I H8 my co-workers lately?
Posted by: Skip

Bet mine are worse.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 02:18 PM (W2Pud)

227 Yes, it does, bob.
Reminds me of an NPR Fresh Air interview I heard many years ago with Whoopi Goldberg. She said she’d had 9 abortions, and was confused by her teen daughter deciding to have a baby instead of getting an abortion, too.

It was … jarring.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 02:18 PM (Hkcdp)

228 Who watches the Watchers?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

229 Then he scored a direct “clack” on his elbow, and he started crying and ran home.

This, too, is the story of anyone who ever messed around with nunchucks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (PYyV9)

230 216 Probably already mentioned but Nancy Mace asserts that RINOs have torpedoed her request for Omar's immigration records.
Posted by: Crusader

Par for the course and a day that ends in a Y.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (abIsI)

231 1 of them was supposed to be hete yesterday but decided not to show up

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (EtnSa)

232 What am I supposed to believe now? I was assured by reputable sources that Chris Wray was a straight shooter, respected by all . . . save a handful of dangerous parental dissidents in Loudon county, Virginia.

Posted by: -DC at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (i3jTa)

233 Who watches the Watchers?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

The Watchmen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

234 @219 yeah but Harry Mudd U has great fembots

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (/C62k)

235 Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Posted by: Juvenal at March 06, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

236 It will be a nothing burger, like the Epstein Files. All the truly juicy stuff was either never written down, or was swiftly whisked away.

All that is left is "Deputy Director (redacted) used his Government credit card to buy $250 worth of liquor." and "Agent (redacted) used FBI-owned equipment to wiretap his wife's boyfriend's business phone."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2026 02:20 PM (zZSxi)

237 Who watches the Watchers?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

The Watcher Watchers, of course. And the Watcher Watcher Watchers watch them.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:20 PM (8avO+)

238 When a job needs to get done, its not Sponge

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:20 PM (EtnSa)

239 I saw Nancy Mace's Torpedoes open for Hole at the Roxy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (/C62k)

240 Someone should direct Nancy Mace to the Powerline blog archives. They did the research and published the docs. Even caught Omar committing campaign finance crimes by using campaign funds to get a quiet divorce from her brother.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (Hkcdp)

241 They're digital descendants of paper records that as far back as Richard Nixon's presidency were kept in locked offices

They hope to imply by that that Ol' Tricky Dick started this. Damn him! I bet he was just one of the targets.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (FnxMC)

242 just give elon musk and the "revenge of the nerds crew" (rip robert carradine)- and "bob's your uncle". "we're getting the band back together"...

Posted by: pahound at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (B6RK+)

243 The Watchmen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

Which is actually apt in that they are all not just morally compromised but in one case evil- except for the character the author hated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

244 Then he scored a direct “clack” on his elbow, and he started crying and ran home.

This, too, is the story of anyone who ever messed around with nunchucks
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (PYyV9)

Just keeping up the evolutionary pressure on society. I went to elementary school with a guy who did shoot his eye out with a BB gun.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (8avO+)

245 I'll admit I didn't stay with the whole clip. I saw that yesterday but with sound muted and was like "well this is not the splodey stuff I was looking for. I never tried to dig up the Pakistan consulate marines having target practice with idiot Shia savages trying to storm the consulate. I'm not normally into blood and gore, I don't even like movies with a lot of that. But I guess I've seen and read enough stories of those savages grooming kids to be suicide bombers that I just cheer every one of them getting their ticket to hell.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (vlkz/)

246 We stsrt at 7:30 and they are gone already, 6 1/2 hours and call it 8
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (EtnSa)

Is that wrong?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Because if I'd known that kind of thing was frowned upon around here, then I'd never have done it - George Costanza

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (xT8gx)

247
When I lived in Chicago a woman called up and told the hosts that she had had 5 abortions because she didn't have to wonder how the babies had turned out in life.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)

Funny thing, the fake hetero AIDS scare did more to frighten the 'hoes into using condoms than the very real cumulative physical damage to women's bodies by having multiple abortions.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (y9nCu)

248 When a job needs to get done, its not Sponge

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:20 PM (EtnSa)

I've worked my share of 24 to 36 hour shifts, thank you very much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

249 >>> Who watches the Watchers?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

Shhhh, be vewy vewy quiet. hahahahaha

Posted by: Comey behind the curtains at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (3uBP9)

250 I guess the Shah's son is acceptable to Trump?

"Crown Prince of Iran Reza Pahlavi says he has agreed to accept the role of Iran’s transitional leader.

Reza Pahlavi is the son of the Shah of Iran who fled the country when Ayatollah Khomeneini took control of the Islamic nation."

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (vbXSk)

251 234 @219 yeah but Harry Mudd U has great fembots
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Not as hot as mine.

Posted by: Zombie Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (abIsI)

252 >>>Everyone in the business school wondered why any male would major in engineering, just based on who was in each major.

Posted by: Thomas Paine

>This is why we have strip clubs. Show me a strip club, and I'll wager most of the patrons are STEM.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (M9gjJ)

253 250 I guess the Shah's son is acceptable to Trump?

"Crown Prince of Iran Reza Pahlavi says he has agreed to accept the role of Iran’s transitional leader.

Reza Pahlavi is the son of the Shah of Iran who fled the country when Ayatollah Khomeneini took control of the Islamic nation."

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (vbXSk)

=====

The Shah's son spoke into a camera and answered a question no one had asked him, actually.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

254 252
>This is why we have strip clubs. Show me a strip club, and I'll wager most of the patrons are STEM.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (M9gjJ)

====

No ma'am.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

255 Nancy Mace.... she sure looked hot the other day when she was scorching Retard Walz making him look even more retarded than usual.... I think it was the glasses....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 02:23 PM (xT8gx)

256
No ma'am.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Al Bundy at March 06, 2026 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

257 Who watches the Watchers?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Stevie Wonder. Oversight Committee.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 02:24 PM (FnxMC)

258 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm guessing he was making a joke about your comic posting of "First" and not your actual work habits.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 02:24 PM (ZeH0U)

259 I need to find our old set of lawn darts. Those were great fun.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 02:24 PM (0U5gm)

260 I guess the Shah's son is acceptable to Trump?

"Crown Prince of Iran Reza Pahlavi says he has agreed to accept the role of Iran’s transitional leader.

Reza Pahlavi is the son of the Shah of Iran who fled the country when Ayatollah Khomeneini took control of the Islamic nation."
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (vbXSk)

Why not just add another job to Marco's portfolio?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 02:24 PM (xT8gx)

261 The Shah wasn’t that great, either, though obviously not as bad as Khomeni.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 02:24 PM (Hkcdp)

262 253 250 I guess the Shah's son is acceptable to Trump?

"Crown Prince of Iran Reza Pahlavi says he has agreed to accept the role of Iran’s transitional leader.

Reza Pahlavi is the son of the Shah of Iran who fled the country when Ayatollah Khomeneini took control of the Islamic nation."

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (vbXSk)

I don't think Trump has offered it to him..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:25 PM (VE6XX)

263 @OpenSourceZone
2026 Congressional Generic Ballot

🔴 Republicans: 46%
🔵 Democrats: 46%

RMG | 3/2-5 | 2,000 RV

======

Oh, another poll showing an even generic congressional vote.

We'll see how things are in 8 months, but, you know what...2026 will not be 2018 again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

264 If Ace wants easy..post a rant thread

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 06, 2026 02:25 PM (/6GbT)

265 Everyone in the business school wondered why any male would major in engineering, just based on who was in each major.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 02:11 PM (0U5gm)

I had three sisters at home. I didn't need another dozen or so around at school too. In my courses they tended to be more sensible than average.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:25 PM (8avO+)

266

Stevie Wonder. Oversight Committee.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 02:24 PM (FnxMC)

The blind guy?

https://is.gd/o3EQ6g

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

267 221 We stsrt at 7:30 and they are gone already, 6 1/2 hours and call it 8
Posted by: Skip

Because they know they'll be someone working.

And if YOU complain, you're the pariah.

And i'ts a union shop/job.

Understood & sympathetic. Unfortunately, it shall be till the day you retire.

Enjoy the weekend, Skip.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 02:25 PM (NFX2v)

268 239 I saw Nancy Mace's Torpedoes open for Hole at the Roxy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (/C62k)

Yeah? Well, I saw Nancy Maces Hole open for Torpedos in Seattle!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Old, And Gross. at March 06, 2026 02:26 PM (RfVfI)

269 I told you all in 2016, the republic is dead. Because of this kinda shit. This is just fiddling around the order of battle.

I am not aware of any society that has reformed this sort of thing and survived with any sort of continuation of government.

Posted by: heya at March 06, 2026 02:27 PM (nH+RN)

270

“Enough Woke Sh*t” Paramount CANCELS Starfleet Academy Season 2 After StarTrek OG Cast Rebellion

https://youtu.be/_cv0he8pVL0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2026 02:27 PM (Cqx++)

271 >This is why we have strip clubs. Show me a strip club, and I'll wager most of the patrons are STEM.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (M9gjJ)

====

No ma'am.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

The STEM guys would all be angry at all the redundant not load bearing structural features with women next to them.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:27 PM (8avO+)

272 I think it was boebert who got groped and fingerbanged in that theater?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:27 PM (zZu0s)

273 "I don't think Trump has offered it to him.."
Posted by: It's me donna

Yeah, idk how much support he would have with the Good Iranians ... seems he may have some. I don't like the idea of another Islamic leader, even if he is kinder/gentler.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 02:27 PM (vbXSk)

274 Whamo air blaster

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 02:28 PM (Kt19C)

275 197 Have I mentioned I H8 my co-workers lately?
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (EtnSa)

Sorry about that, Skip.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:28 PM (+YA9H)

276 I told you all in 2016, the republic is dead. Because of this kinda shit. This is just fiddling around the order of battle.

I am not aware of any society that has reformed this sort of thing and survived with any sort of continuation of government.
Posted by: heya at March 06, 2026 02:27 PM (nH+RN)

Check your Byzantine, Roman, and Chinese lore.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:28 PM (8avO+)

277 In before the J Edgar Hoover jokes.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 06, 2026 02:28 PM (URO9T)

278 Crown Prince of Iran Reza Pahlavi...

NO KINGS!!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 02:29 PM (n5tGW)

279 What do C-17 Globemasters typically carry?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:29 PM (oKJ0C)

280 The wood chipper must be fed so that the Liberty Tree will grow.

Posted by: kingsman at March 06, 2026 02:29 PM (ehY6c)

281 The Justice Department announced today that Jeanine Pirro, US Attorney for D.C. has closed the case of the FBI's secret stash of so-called "ghost files" known only to top agency officials due to lack of evidence.

Posted by: Headline in about a year at March 06, 2026 02:29 PM (Y1sOo)

282 Crown Prince of Iran Reza Pahlavi...

NO KINGS!!!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Princes are Kings Light. Less filling. Great taste.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:30 PM (oKJ0C)

283
Whamo air blaster

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 02:28 PM (Kt19C)

That's what Jill calls my ass!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2026 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

284 279 What do C-17 Globemasters typically carry?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:29 PM (oKJ0C)

Seems it transports troops and does air drops...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:30 PM (VE6XX)

285 146 Trans former Space Force Colonel lashes out at Trump over Iran strikes.

Retired Space Force Col. Bree Fram who was forced out of the military under Trump’s transgender service ban and is now running for Congress, Trump’s strikes on Iran as “reckless adventurism” and warned they risk pushing the U.S. toward war and authoritarianism.”
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (NFX2v)

Sounds like someone who would perform not so great under the stress of battle.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:31 PM (+YA9H)

286 272 I think it was boebert who got groped and fingerbanged in that theater?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Is there any video of said groping? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:31 PM (abIsI)

287
I saw Nancy Mace's Torpedoes open for Hole at the Roxy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (/C62k)

Yeah? Well, I saw Nancy Maces Hole open for Torpedos in Seattle!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Old, And Gross. at March 06, 2026 02:26 PM (RfVfI)

Torpedoes? Screw you assholes.

Posted by: Zombie Ship's Complement, IRIS Dena at March 06, 2026 02:31 PM (y9nCu)

288 What do C-17 Globemasters typically carry?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:29 PM (oKJ0C)

Either troops or cargo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

289 Harry Mudd University teaches you to be a scoundrel.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (Cqx++)

Hairy Mud University is pretty moldy...

Posted by: Nerd Herd at March 06, 2026 02:32 PM (NZPfR)

290 >>>The STEM guys would all be angry at all the redundant not load bearing structural features with women next to them.

Posted by: Oldcat

>>Almost every time one of my suppliers/contractors/field engineers would show up he'd want to take me to lunch at the Spearmint Rhino just around the corner for the lunch special, his treat. It's tough to say no.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 02:32 PM (M9gjJ)

291 Nancy Mace will come.

Posted by: Steiner at March 06, 2026 02:32 PM (XeLRD)

292 279 What do C-17 Globemasters typically carry?
Posted by: rickb223

When not dropping pallets of green dildos on WNBA arenas, they carry troops and lite artillery.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:33 PM (abIsI)

293 While San Diego Catholics are struggling through Lent, they woke up to this news about their Bishop Emanuel Shaleta
tinyurl.com/4car5wx7
Twelve trips to a big brothel in Tijuana, "Hong Kong Gentlemens' Club".

Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (gKWVE)

294 Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (vFG9F)

295 It looks like disney will be bringing firefly back now in some way. Original cast. To destroy it I'd guess.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (3uBP9)

296 I saw Nancy Mace's Torpedoes open for Hole at the Roxy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (/C62k)

I saw Nancy Mace's Torpedoes in that video she posted and showed to Congress.

Posted by: Nerd Herd at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (NZPfR)

297 "Hong Kong Gentlemens' Club".
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (gKWVE)

Asian Persuasion Whores?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

298 Wasn't Mace late for an important congressional meeting because she said, her husband was servicing her in her no-no place?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:35 PM (abIsI)

299 What do C-17 Globemasters typically carry?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:29 PM (oKJ0C)

They can carry up to something smaller than an M-1 (so less than 60 tons). IIRC that was the limit. If you wanted heavier, you'd need a C-5.

Posted by: Scott_T at March 06, 2026 02:36 PM (2waQ7)

300 Check your Byzantine, Roman, and Chinese lore.

Posted by: Oldcat

I'm, ah, not convinced those are the encouraging examples you seem to intend them to be.

Though I can totally see an American "Warring Kingdoms" period in our future.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 06, 2026 02:37 PM (OUMaO)

301 211 Clackers!

I watched my buddy walking and clacking those clackers at the same time. It was kind of neat. Then he scored a direct “clack” on his elbow, and he started crying and ran home.

We only (mostly) got lame toys. Those clear plastic tubes, graduated layers, with marbles in them. Those didn’t hold anyone’s attention very long.

Wham-O is a great trade name, they made good stuff.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (vlJl4)

Running home is the worst thing one can do.

They're just going to get "I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!"'d by their father and catch another beating for it.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:37 PM (3wOGw)

302 What do C-17 Globemasters typically carry?
Posted by: rickb223

Oh, man, this is going to be a 9mm vs. .45 spazout again, isn't it?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2026 02:37 PM (diia5)

303 Wasn't Mace late for an important congressional meeting because she said, her husband was servicing her in her no-no place?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:35 PM (abIsI)

She was late for a PRAYER breakfast... and it was her BOYFRIEND... irony alert

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 02:37 PM (xT8gx)

304 300 Though I can totally see an American "Warring Kingdoms" period in our future.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 06, 2026 02:37 PM (OUMaO)

Who would be our Lu Bu? Or our Dong Zhuo?

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:37 PM (3wOGw)

305 Yeah, idk how much support he would have with the Good Iranians ... seems he may have some. I don't like the idea of another Islamic leader, even if he is kinder/gentler.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 02:27 PM (vbXSk)

Every video I've seen with either protests, or celebrations by the folks outside of Iran, they either have pictures of him or are chanting Javad Shah (Long Live the King), so it appears he has a bit of support.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

306 I don't think she said he was banging her up the squeakhole, though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:38 PM (zZu0s)

307
Oh, man, this is going to be a 9mm vs. .45 spazout again, isn't it?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2026 02:37 PM (diia5)

What are your thoughts on the 30 Super Carry?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

308 I flip on the news
I see Obama going all preachy at the Jackson memorial.
Eff him.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 02:39 PM (2WIwB)

309 303 Wasn't Mace late for an important congressional meeting because she said, her husband was servicing her in her no-no place?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:35 PM (abIsI)

She was late for a PRAYER breakfast... and it was her BOYFRIEND... irony alert
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Thanks for the clarification.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:39 PM (abIsI)

310 >Then he scored a direct “clack” on his elbow, and he started crying and ran home.

+++

Rub some dirt on it.

Posted by: His dad at March 06, 2026 02:40 PM (9p40M)

311 Princes are Kings Light. Less filling. Great taste.

Some of them are pretty good with a guitar, too.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 02:40 PM (2ocoG)

312 >>> Twelve trips to a big brothel in Tijuana, "Hong Kong Gentlemens' Club".
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (gKWVE)

That's like the restaurant chain, Season's Of Japan. The best Japanese hibachi run by Mexicans you'll find in USA's deep south.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:40 PM (3uBP9)

313 I flip on the news
I see Obama going all preachy at the Jackson memorial.
Eff him.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 02:39 PM (2WIwB)

I guess he missed where Jackson said he was gonna punch him in the dick or whatever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

314 Firefly? Wash and Book are dead. Is Mal going to wake up and realize it was just a dream?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (LxER7)

315 Firefly? Wash and Book are dead. Is Mal going to wake up and realize it was just a dream?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (LxER7)

It worked for J.R.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

316 *308 I flip on the news*
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Ok, I think I've found your problem.

Posted by: Just turn it off at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (9p40M)

317 Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (gKWVE

As distressing and disappointing as that is. hopefully they are following the Biblical admonition
about not putting their trust in princes or in mortal men-even in the church- but in God .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (ELdpA)

318 313 I flip on the news
I see Obama going all preachy at the Jackson memorial.
Eff him.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 02:39 PM (2WIwB)

I see the media "noticed" Trump wasn't there.. I bet you anything he was asked not to come...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (VE6XX)

319
It looks like disney will be bringing firefly back now in some way. Original cast. To destroy it I'd guess.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (3uBP9)

They need to bring it back as The Hero of Canton, complete with the song. Jayne finally has his own ship, and gets into all sorts of Jayne-type trouble. Which he usually escapes through sheer luck or his own screw-ups which turn out to save the day.

Either that, or Disney needs to venture into hard-R territory with Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (y9nCu)

320 It worked for J.R.
Posted by: Sponge

You mean Bobby.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

321 >>> I don't think she said he was banging her up the squeakhole, though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:38 PM (zZu0s)

I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: William Hong on a very special Psych at March 06, 2026 02:42 PM (3uBP9)

322 There's a Filipino-American restaurant in a Best Western in Wyoming I saw, called the Cauc-Asian Diner.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 02:42 PM (BI5O2)

323 Firefly? Wash and Book are dead. Is Mal going to wake up and realize it was just a dream?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (LxER7)

Mal will wake up, be a black lesbian, remember that she's Commanding Admiral of the Alliance, and be just killing the last of the Browncoats.

She'll then give a speech on the dangers of non-conformity with the orders of a totalitarian central government run by good people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (ExV1e)

324 It worked for J.R.
Posted by: Sponge

You mean Bobby.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

Pam

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (JRP2U)

325 Firefly? Wash and Book are dead. Is Mal going to wake up and realize it was just a dream?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (LxER7)

It worked for J.R.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

And Bob Newhart.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (oKJ0C)

326 Via JackStraw, whistleblowers revealed that the FBI keeps two separate books. You know, like Mafia dons keeping separate books for their fake transactions and their real transactions.
----------------

I said way back in 2017 that all the stonewalling, misdirection and "wait for the IG report" was all about covering up the fact the DoJ is corrupt as hell and that by any reasonable measure all prosecutions and convictions obtained under DoJ authority should be overturned immediately. And I don't mean stuff just related to Trump and conservatives, I mean everything. There is simply no basis to assume that any prosecution done has been on the up and up.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (Vh9CX)

327 JUST IN: President Trump’s Approval Rating Hits All Time High — For All Presidents Ever! - CNN

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (abIsI)

328 yum popcorn!

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (jrgJz)

329 319
It looks like disney will be bringing firefly back now in some way. Original cast. To destroy it I'd guess.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (3uBP9)

They need to bring it back as The Hero of Canton, complete with the song. Jayne finally has his own ship, and gets into all sorts of Jayne-type trouble. Which he usually escapes through sheer luck or his own screw-ups which turn out to save the day.

Either that, or Disney needs to venture into hard-R territory with Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (y9nCu)

Inara was a V the whole time, and eats the entire crew.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (3wOGw)

330 Pam
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline

Mmmmmm...Victoria Principal...mmmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (77rzZ)

331 It's free to read if you just give them an email address.

We can just use the same email address we use here, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (0sNs1)

332 Yes, I'm bitter about V 2009 getting cancelled too soon.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (3wOGw)

333 Well….just saw the FCC filing where Massie has been taking Iranian donations. Super, duper principled.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (Wmg4n)

334 It looks like disney will be bringing firefly back now in some way. Original cast. To destroy it I'd guess.
Posted by: banana Dream

People keep saying it and nothing with the principal actors show it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (oKJ0C)

335
Firefly? Wash and Book are dead. Is Mal going to wake up and realize it was just a dream?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (LxER7)

It worked for J.R.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

And Bob Newhart.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (oKJ0C)

And that stupid hospital drama.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (y9nCu)

336 Whilst y'all are debating which hole Nancy Mace was getting filled (hint- all of them) Taibbi is doing a livestream regarding the files thing.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (MZ+PY)

337 327 JUST IN: President Trump’s Approval Rating Hits All Time High — For All Presidents Ever! - CNN

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (abIsI)

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Yeah, but what did CNN say was Franklin Pierce's approval rating in March of his second year in office?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

338 Maybe Patel could put out a top 10 list of the Deep State Files he has found. Just to give us an idea of what's in there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 02:46 PM (n5tGW)

339 Firefly? Wash and Book are dead. Is Mal going to wake up and realize it was just a dream?

Nathan Fillion has visibly aged about 40 years in the last 15, so that would be some dream.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG)

340 Between Jesse Jackson and Barack Obama it is tough to choose who is the more annoying and destructive grifter

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:46 PM (PYyV9)

341 *Normal Rockwell free speech meme*

Firefly was only okay. The final few episodes were actually kind of bad, the kind of throwaway filler that were required of such long seasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

342 338 Maybe Patel could put out a top 10 list of the Deep State Files he has found. Just to give us an idea of what's in there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 02:46 PM (n5tGW)

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Letterman style.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

343 Yeah, Wash being gone is tough. Great character. Maybe a robot now?

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (3uBP9)

344 hard-R territory with Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM

Please. That's such a harsh term.

Posted by: Saffron, Intergalactic Space Personal Pleasure Provider at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (0sNs1)

345 Between Jesse Jackson and Barack Obama it is tough to choose who is the more annoying and destructive grifter
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

No love for me?
-- Al Sharpton

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (77rzZ)

346 The super jurisdictional, limitless budget, national police force that is the FBI will go down as a huge reason this nation will cease to exist.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (RAxGY)

347
And Bob Newhart.
Posted by: rickb223

I miss Suzanne Pleshette.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:48 PM (abIsI)

348 346 The super jurisdictional, limitless budget, national police force that is the FBI will go down as a huge reason this nation will cease to exist.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (RAxGY)

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Comment from 1964?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

349
Please. That's such a harsh term.
Posted by: Saffron, Intergalactic Space Personal Pleasure Provider at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (0sNs1)

Don't complain to me. That's one of ace's bits.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:48 PM (y9nCu)

350 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 06, 2026 02:48 PM (42kZR)

351 Yeah, Wash being gone is tough. Great character. Maybe a robot now?
Posted by: banana Dream

Book would have to be an Obi Wan style visual.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:49 PM (oKJ0C)

352 340 Between Jesse Jackson and Barack Obama it is tough to choose who is the more annoying and destructive grifter
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:46 PM (PYyV9)

Now do Candace Owens and Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:49 PM (+YA9H)

353 That we didn't disband the FBI and salt the earth afterward when it was discovered how Hoover ran things will go down as one of the dumbest things a supposedly Constitutional republic ever did.

Posted by: ballistic at March 06, 2026 02:49 PM (3BwY8)

354 >>> People keep saying it and nothing with the principal actors show it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (oKJ0C)

It was Fillion and Glau hinting about it in posts on x

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:49 PM (3uBP9)

355 Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (Wmg4n

It would be a much shorter list- indeed if anyone is on it at all- of who isn't taking bribes from
a foreign source. "The love of money is the root of all kinds of evil" That old musty Bible was correct.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 02:50 PM (ELdpA)

356 Now do Candace Owens and Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:49 PM (+YA9H)
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Doing either of them would violate the cardinal rule about sticking your dick in crazy.

Posted by: ballistic at March 06, 2026 02:50 PM (3BwY8)

357 I flip on the news
I see Obama going all preachy at the Jackson memorial.
Eff him.
-----

Its amazing how backhandedly condescending the press can be towards "certain" groups. I was changing stations aimlessly in my car yesterday and came to some NPR-type report about preparations for the Jackson event and then they played some "fundamentally non-serious" person explaining "today we're going over the schedule, and looking at the timing of the speakers, and then we'll check the microphones and the lights and those kind of things."

I'm like...oh, you're...uh...doing what anyone else would have done for house party to be attended by 10, but you get credit by the NPR-types because...why?

Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2026 02:50 PM (TN0g+)

358 It looks like disney will be bringing firefly back now in some way. Original cast. To destroy it I'd guess.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (3uBP9)
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Yep. No point to it otherwise.

*sigh* Hollywood really needs to let go of rebooting old franchises and come up with NEW ones.

But they are so creatively bankrupt they can't see this.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:51 PM (ESVrU)

359 An announcement about firefly on 3/15it looks like. And I was wrong it was the actors doing bits on the 'gram not x

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:51 PM (3uBP9)

360 Ass.. Fox polls suck... Even CNN is better

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:51 PM (VE6XX)

361 >>>No love for me?
-- Al Sharpton

Posted by: Bulg

>Al Sharpton is on a trajectory to take you to Uranus and beyond.

And on that note, Jimmy Carter should be rolling in his casket.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 02:52 PM (M9gjJ)

362 nood candace (not like that)

Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 02:52 PM (Sy6m/)

363 Firefly was only okay. The final few episodes were actually kind of bad, the kind of throwaway filler that were required of such long seasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
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The original series was only 14 episodes...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ESVrU)

364 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

365 I'm still of the mind that the massive collection of files found (unburned) in the "burn room" includes a significant number of these "prohibited files."

I'm guessing that one of the 7th Floor exectutive hacks assigned their destruction of an assumed loyal lackey who didn't much care for being the patsy, so they moved them to the burn room but left them intact. NOTHING in a burn room is going to be whole. It will be pulped or shredded before being bagged. AND, you'll recall that their discovery was by Kash Patel, himself. Likely acting on a whistleblower's tip. BUT, why are they just reading them now? That would have been a priority in my mind.
Posted by: Orson
=========
It isn't only burn rooms but apparently 'invisible' SCIFs with files that are being discovered. They discovered such in DHS too about a week or so ago.

From what the magic money machine dispensers story in 2025 with those being dispersed to places they should not be, I suspect quite a few unreported SCIFs and secret access unreported files exist in our intel community, DoJ, and DoW too.

Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 02:53 PM (E4rtv)

366 Candace noodness

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:53 PM (+YA9H)

367 I miss Suzanne Pleshette.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:48 PM (abIsI
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Carol the receptionist was fantastic too.

Not much to look at compared to Suzanne, but a great comedienne

Posted by: 496 at March 06, 2026 02:53 PM (t+VLa)

368 3 63 Firefly was only okay. The final few episodes were actually kind of bad, the kind of throwaway filler that were required of such long seasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
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The original series was only 14 episodes...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ESVrU)

=====

Yes, I know. It was canceled mid-production of the first season.

They were doing the filler episodes. And they kind of suck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

369 352 340 Between Jesse Jackson and Barack Obama it is tough to choose who is the more annoying and destructive grifter
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:46 PM (PYyV9)

Now do Candace Owens and Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:49 PM (+YA9H)

Jeremy Hambly (The Quartering) is the most annoying.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:54 PM (3wOGw)

370 Firefly was only okay. The final few episodes were actually kind of bad

Yeah I agree, it really is not that great. Its fun enough and was different but people greatly overbuild its value in their memories.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:54 PM (PYyV9)

371 There's this:
www.instagram.com/p/DVeaFkfEVbS

and some links below. I don't know how the 'gram works

Posted by: banana Dream - caviar empty at March 06, 2026 02:55 PM (3uBP9)

372 So people were stopping by to do WTF people do on that game.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3uBP9)

Chasing their Squirtles.

Posted by: Reforger at March 06, 2026 02:59 PM (KjMtX)

373 Yes, I'm bitter about V 2009 getting cancelled too soon.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (3wOGw)

The Aliens were going to give everyone free health care prior to stealing the entire planet. It was far too close to home to be allowed to continue

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 03:01 PM (rbvCR)

374 Give credit to Jesse, he thought Obama was a fraud

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 03:01 PM (/C62k)

375 374 Give credit to Jesse, he thought Obama was a fraud
Posted by: Smell the Glove

He would have known.

Hope the funeral is halfway over by now.

Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 03:05 PM (Y8DZL)

376 The STEM guys would all be angry at all the redundant not load bearing structural features with women next to them.

Posted by: Oldcat

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As a STEM guy, my one time in such a club (for a friend's bachelor party during grad school) the last thing I was worried about were the poles. I can say, however, that the seemingly eternal presence of baby powder (the scent hung in my nostrils through multiple showers for days) made me wonder about the potential cancer risks from inhaling said powder.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 06, 2026 03:09 PM (tmaEb)

377 Make me.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 03:31 PM (fYhK6)

378 Candace Owens has always been a ridiculous grifter. And yet Ben Shapiro had her on Daily Wire for how many years? Turns out, being a crazy fraud is A-OK as long as you help Ben sell prepper meal kits or whatever and stay away from the third rail of Republican politics.

Posted by: GrapeDrink at March 06, 2026 03:31 PM (C9qva)

379 Any bets that out of all those files we get Squat like we did with the Epstein bullshit?

Posted by: richy kay at March 06, 2026 06:59 PM (nY+Ko)

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