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Higgins Cloud1.jpg

The Black Cloud
Eugene Higgins

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)

2 The sky was windy that day.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 12, 2026 09:30 AM (pZ64F)

3 The clouds were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at March 12, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

4 ample buttock.
coulda thrown a gull in there...

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

5 It's not a masterpiece, but it's better than a cardboard ayatollah.

Posted by: PabloD at March 12, 2026 09:31 AM (+HNa2)

6 Must have been in that tornado video on the Cafe last night

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2026 09:31 AM (EtnSa)

7 Luckily there's a tree to get under just outside the edge of the picture.

Posted by: huerfano at March 12, 2026 09:31 AM (98kQX)

8 If we are talking wrestling, methinks, this woman can take the guy.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 12, 2026 09:32 AM (pZ64F)

9 But no details, or even tried to paint faces

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2026 09:32 AM (EtnSa)

10 Yikes! Hope they find shelter before the rain!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2026 09:33 AM (A5RD0)

11 *ample buttock*

She's all about that bass.

Posted by: No treble at March 12, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

12 the mid winter jickers.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

13 If we are talking wrestling, methinks, this woman can take the guy.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 12, 2026 09:32 AM (pZ64F)

Ok, which one is the woman?

Posted by: dantesed at March 12, 2026 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)

14 Hindsight is always 20/20.

Posted by: Rump Ranger Ronnie at March 12, 2026 09:33 AM (oftw2)

15 11 and we like the boom.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

16 Dang, that is an unhappy painting.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2026 09:35 AM (Suwql)

17 early carhart.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)

18 Glorious workers trudging to the factory to do their patriotic duty.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 12, 2026 09:36 AM (cWLG3)

19 They're about to be overtaken by the "Keep On Truckin'" guy.

Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2026 09:36 AM (60OBK)

20 While there are some little bushes, it's unclear if they're happy.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at March 12, 2026 09:36 AM (0sNs1)

21 Huddled asses, yearning to breathe free....

Posted by: Leutonian Supremacist at March 12, 2026 09:37 AM (oftw2)

22 Looks like they have a nice little breeze. 'Twas far windier in my neck of the woods yesterday.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 12, 2026 09:37 AM (GSJA3)

23 I take it these people are kulaks and the black cloud is the Bolsheviks.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 12, 2026 09:38 AM (Riz8t)

24 arts.com

The Black Cloud by Eugene Higgins explores themes of social realism, particularly focusing on the struggles of the poor and the underclass. The painting reflects Higgins's sympathy for marginalized individuals, highlighting their hardships and societal challenges.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2026 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

25 Let's buy the MG, he said.
It'll be fun, he said.
We'll look cool in it, he said.

Could've bought the reliable, practical Toyota Camry, but noooo... gotta have the stylish little British sports car...

Posted by: Woman, muttering under her breath at March 12, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

26 Everyone knows it's windy.

Posted by: The Association at March 12, 2026 09:39 AM (0sNs1)

27 24 arts.com

The Black Cloud by Eugene Higgins explores themes of social realism, particularly focusing on the struggles of the poor and the underclass. The painting reflects Higgins's sympathy for marginalized individuals, highlighting their hardships and societal challenges.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2026 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
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aka commie art

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 12, 2026 09:39 AM (cWLG3)

28 there's also a white cloud.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 09:40 AM (R11M+)

29 At least they are smart enough not to be carrying bumbershoots.

Tiny little Asian ladies get hit by cars because they get blown into the street pretending to be Mary Poppins with their ginormous golf umbrellas in 30kt winds.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2026 09:41 AM (A5RD0)

30 aka commie art
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 12, 2026 09:39 AM (cWLG3)
*****
Seems to be a lot of that in the Smithsonian.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2026 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

31 there's also a white cloud.
Posted by: cmeat

Pffft, only black clouds matter, you raycisssss.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 12, 2026 09:41 AM (GSJA3)

32 29 you know what else happens to tiny little asian ladies?

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)

33 I like the contrasting green of her coat or shawl with the green dress, and the dark clouds with the lighter sky is wonderful. He also has another picture of a farm which is very nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2026 09:42 AM (8Xy/A)

34 Let's buy the MG, he said.
It'll be fun, he said.
We'll look cool in it, he said.

Could've bought the reliable, practical Toyota Camry, but noooo... gotta have the stylish little British sports car...
Posted by: Woman, muttering under her breath at March 12, 2026 09:39 AM


Could be worse.

Posted by: Yugo at March 12, 2026 09:42 AM (0sNs1)

35 Tiny little Asian ladies get hit by cars because they get blown into the street pretending to be Mary Poppins with their ginormous golf umbrellas in 30kt winds.
--------------
Why do you hate Yoko so much?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 12, 2026 09:42 AM (pZ64F)

36 31 black olives matter.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)

37
Recalls Ace's twister video last night with the guys CBD thought were gay.

Posted by: Auspex at March 12, 2026 09:43 AM (Y8DZL)

38 "Finally! Tijuana is in sight! Almost home, Maria! Escaping this hellhole of California."

Posted by: red speck at March 12, 2026 09:43 AM (Ve/HL)

39 Eugene Higgins doesn’t sound Russian .

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 12, 2026 09:44 AM (gxRWI)

40 Higgins seemed to mostly paint depressing/depressed people and topics. Should have been born in Scandinavia. The Mental Illness Wing of Scandi Art seems a good fit.

Posted by: Munch A Bunch at March 12, 2026 09:44 AM (oftw2)

41 Can see the invisible wind in this one too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2026 09:44 AM (RIvkX)

42 I've gotten so that I can't stand- and don't read- the commentary at art museums.I just read the artists name and the date

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2026 09:44 AM (8Xy/A)

43 Is windy and rainy here just like that today

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 12, 2026 09:45 AM (6U1c2)

44 41 Can see the invisible wind in this one too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2026 09:44 AM
+++

It comes in on little cat feet.

Posted by: Bob Frost at March 12, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

45 Recalls Ace's twister video last night with the guys CBD thought were gay.
Posted by: Auspex

Not just CBD. Also they were repetitive. If I hear that guy say "this is a violent tornado" one more time...

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 12, 2026 09:45 AM (GSJA3)

46 44 pause for reflection.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 09:46 AM (R11M+)

47 I do t find this depressing at all. The couple are clinging to each other trying to outrace a storm to shelter. They are leaning in, working together and determined.

The road is clear. There are more white clouds than black and even some blue sky.


Cheer up!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2026 09:46 AM (A5RD0)

48 45 "this is a violent tornado"

Posted by: that guy at March 12, 2026 09:47 AM (R11M+)

49 There was a black flag on my morning
There was a black flag on my day
There was a black flag on everything around
And I was walking backwards again

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2026 09:47 AM (3uBP9)

50 Not just CBD. Also they were repetitive. If I hear that guy say "this is a violent tornado" one more time...
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 12, 2026 09:45 AM (GSJA3)

I don't blame them. If I was there I'd probably repeat 'holy shit' about a hundred times.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 12, 2026 09:48 AM (cntUY)

51 Ukrainian Monkees?

Hxeere vee comme
Marching down ze street
Get ze fonniest looks from
Every guard vee meet

Hey, hey veer een Ukraine!
Everysing ees bombed to shit!
Veev got a clown for president
But he'll never admit to it

Posted by: red speck at March 12, 2026 09:48 AM (Ve/HL)

52 Violent the tornado is.

Posted by: Yoda at March 12, 2026 09:48 AM (0sNs1)

53 Ah, a painting from the asscan school, I see.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

54 47 exactly. the storms over there, it's actually pretty nice out and ol' boy has twin half pints in that carhart. kind of a red letter day. makin' memories.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 09:49 AM (R11M+)

55 I like the composition and simplicity. Technically well done. Don't know where I'd hang it though unless I was a weatherman.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 12, 2026 09:49 AM (cntUY)

56 There was a black flag on my morning
There was a black flag on my day
There was a black flag on everything around
And I was walking backwards again
Posted by: banana Dream

But I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

Posted by: Dido at March 12, 2026 09:50 AM (GSJA3)

57 49 "say ya don' want it, you don't want it..."

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 09:50 AM (R11M+)

58 "When The Wind Blows" is a great early talkie Our Gang short, featuring Farina (Allen Hoskins), Jackie Cooper, and Officer Kennedy (Edgar Kennedy).

Posted by: 1930 at March 12, 2026 09:50 AM (oftw2)

59
The Black Cloud...


...and They Look Fatigued

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 12, 2026 09:52 AM (xG4kz)

60 "IGRC leaders headed to Mashhad"

Posted by: gKWVE at March 12, 2026 09:52 AM (gKWVE)

61 Social realism can be appealing sometimes, but many may not put this one into the appealing category. Faceless, poor, hunched against the gathering storm clouds, I think of these folks as modern day Californians.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 12, 2026 09:52 AM (jxtl0)

62 Seems like the two people in this painting are quite large. Anybody else notice that or is it just me?

Posted by: dantesed at March 12, 2026 09:52 AM (Oy/m2)

63 62 Seems like the two people in this painting are quite large. Anybody else notice that or is it just me?
Posted by: dantesed

Leon?

Posted by: Just Axin'... at March 12, 2026 09:53 AM (oftw2)

64 Because I really don't thinkall artists of the time period would be saying, "I hope you noticed how this speaks to the plight of indigent and marginalized people".He'd probably be just as happy if somebody said "I love the way he did light and shadow"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2026 09:53 AM (8Xy/A)

65 Something about it makes them look like giants walking across the land. The road looks like a valley, the weeds look like a tree line, dirt clumps as mountains. The clouds even look shoulder level. I wonder if that was intentional.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2026 09:53 AM (3uBP9)

66 Looks cold. I hope that woman has a muff.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

67 62 you have tiny hands.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 09:54 AM (R11M+)

68 "IGRC leaders headed to Mashhad"

If you're going to post something like that, please include a link.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 12, 2026 09:54 AM (Riz8t)

69
I'd recognize those cankles anywhere! That's Shrillary and Webb Hubbell skulking off to engage in a game of "Baster, baster, who's got the baster?"

Well, "Hello, Chelzee!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 12, 2026 09:54 AM (xG4kz)

70 68 "IGRC leaders headed to Mashhad"

If you're going to post something like that, please include a link.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 12, 2026 09:54 AM (Riz8t)

=====

And wait for 100 comments to pass.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 09:54 AM (RcOs3)

71 Whether the weather be cold
Whether the weather be hot
Whether the weather be good
Whether the weather be not
Whatever the weather
We'll weather the weather
Whether we like it
Or not

Posted by: There is only bad clothing at March 12, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)

72
It's Muff Week here at the 'Q!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 12, 2026 09:55 AM (xG4kz)

73 "IGRC leaders headed to Mashhad"

If you're going to post something like that, please include a link.


Ah, I get it. Is joke. Sorry.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 12, 2026 09:55 AM (Riz8t)

74 "Here comes the rain again..."*



*No, really, it's getting ready to pour out there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2026 09:55 AM (kgE5c)

75 The Black Cloud

Racist!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2026 09:55 AM (ynpvh)

76 Heathcliff and Kathy on the moors.
Would hang, thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 12, 2026 09:56 AM (YsPj+)

77 I turn my back to the wind
To catch my breath
Before I start off again

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 12, 2026 09:56 AM (DgMqy)

78 It looks gloomy, just like the weather here today. The sun'll come out tomorrow.

Posted by: Annie at March 12, 2026 09:57 AM (0nHVk)

79 >>> Seems like the two people in this painting are quite large. Anybody else notice that or is it just me?
Posted by: dantesed at March 12, 2026 09:52 AM (Oy/m2)

Yes, yes. I didn't see your comment. But I agree.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2026 09:57 AM (3uBP9)

80 Here comes the sun.

Posted by: Little darlin at March 12, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

81 arts.com

The Black Cloud by Eugene Higgins explores themes of social realism, particularly focusing on the struggles of the poor and the underclass. The painting reflects Higgins's sympathy for marginalized individuals, highlighting their hardships and societal challenges.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2026 09:39 AM


Uh huh. Because, you know, only the marginalized have ever been out in rough weather. Totally makes sense. First thing to cross anyone's mind, really.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2026 09:57 AM (kgE5c)

82 no muff too tuff.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 09:58 AM (R11M+)

83
Are they the duo who WRECKED the buffet at the Harrow Club this afternoon? Have them clapped in irons!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 12, 2026 09:58 AM (xG4kz)

84 I'm leaning in the wind
Head bowed down from what I saw
My shadow for a friend
Still some things are worth fighting for

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 12, 2026 09:58 AM (LOZbR)

85 Storm's A-coming
by Eugene Higgins
Grand Tetons in the Distance
Bu Emerson Biggens

Burma Shave

Posted by: Nosmo King at March 12, 2026 09:59 AM (qgHp7)

86 aka commie art

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 12, 2026 09:39 AM (cWLG3)


Or commie art criticism.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2026 09:59 AM (n9ltV)

87 Is Eugene Higgins an R Crumb pseudonym?

Posted by: Oglebay at March 12, 2026 09:59 AM (2ap+5)

88
Or commie art criticism.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2026 09:59 AM (n9ltV)

====

I miss when Joe Mannix had more time and gave us a taste of it on the regular.

He was good at it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:00 AM (RcOs3)

89 Grand Tetons in the Distance
Bu Emerson Biggens

Burma Shave
Posted by: Nosmo King at March 12, 2026 09:59 AM


And as night follows day, it's a now a boob thread.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2026 10:00 AM (kgE5c)

90 I'm not Gene. You Gene?

Posted by: Lou Abbott at March 12, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

91 86 aka commie art

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 12, 2026 09:39 AM (cWLG3)

Or commie art criticism.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2026 09:59 AM (n9ltV)

Critical Art Theory?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2026 10:00 AM (ynpvh)

92 91 Critical Art Theory?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2026 10:00 AM (ynpvh)

=======

"Everything is political. You're not allowed to enjoy things. Everything is the revolution."
-tiresome

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:01 AM (RcOs3)

93 90 "i stick my hands in fans fer fun..."

Posted by: variable speed band at March 12, 2026 10:01 AM (R11M+)

94 And as night follows day, it's a now a boob thread.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2026 10:00 AM
---

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 12, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

95 And as night follows day, it's a now a boob thread.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

All threads are boob threads. Sometimes you gotta read between the lines to see the boobs, but they're always there.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

96 Walking against the wind?

Mimes in training?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:02 AM (bss/y)

97 Alternate Title:

"A Bad Spell of Wethear"

Posted by: Nosmo King at March 12, 2026 10:02 AM (qgHp7)

98 "Clouds that annoy you."

Posted by: Randy Marsh at March 12, 2026 10:03 AM (ZdqHf)

99 96 it's a mimefield

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:03 AM (R11M+)

100 All threads are boob threads. Some boob threads are less boob threads than others

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 12, 2026 10:03 AM (YsPj+)

101 it's a mimefield
Posted by: cmeat

Strait of Hormuz?

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

102 You know about the cup sizes?
Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 12, 2026 10:02 AM


I am, in fact, well acquainted with the cup sizes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2026 10:04 AM (kgE5c)

103 Linked over at Insty yesterday:

Scientists Can Finally Explain Rare Blood Clots Linked to COVID Vaccines
https://tinyurl.com/4hpwumtr

Me: well isn't that odd?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:04 AM (bss/y)

104
Whatsoever I feared has come to light
And whatsoever I've fought off became my life
Just when every day seemed to greet me with a smile
Sunspots have faded, now I'm doin' time, now I'm doin' time

'Cause I fell on black days

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2026 10:05 AM (3uBP9)

105 99 96 it's a mimefield
Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:03 AM (R11M+)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:05 AM (bss/y)

106 101 hetero hooker making cow sounds.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:05 AM (R11M+)

107 Has anyone asked themselves what if Trump wins yet again? Why if he does "the impossible" again?

What if, by not hamstringing us the way we've been limited for 60 years, he shows the world that America's military might is unmatched? Against an enemy the entire free world and their own country wants destroyed.

What if he does that while risking everything during an election year? What if for once America completes a job and goes home the clear victor? What would that look like? How would it make you feel?

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 10:05 AM (eDMZF)

108 103 Linked over at Insty yesterday:

Scientists Can Finally Explain Rare Blood Clots Linked to COVID Vaccines
https://tinyurl.com/4hpwumtr

Me: well isn't that odd?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:04 AM (bss/y)

Better than just finding an excuse?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2026 10:05 AM (ynpvh)

109 First of all, it wasn't a vaccine.

Posted by: Scientists at March 12, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

110 107 Has anyone asked themselves what if Trump wins yet again? Why if he does "the impossible" again?

What if, by not hamstringing us the way we've been limited for 60 years, he shows the world that America's military might is unmatched? Against an enemy the entire free world and their own country wants destroyed.

What if he does that while risking everything during an election year? What if for once America completes a job and goes home the clear victor? What would that look like? How would it make you feel?

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 10:05 AM (eDMZF)

=====

"Doesn't matter. Democrats cheat."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:06 AM (RcOs3)

111 I like the pic.

PSA: Just got a note from the Wizard to suspend all purchases. The market is in such a turmoil it's best to sit on the side and watch it roil.

(got oil in there two times)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 10:07 AM (3ChHB)

112 Narrator: They would not make it.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 12, 2026 10:07 AM (rDZVo)

113 "What if for once America completes a job and goes home the clear victor? What would that look like? How would it make you feel?
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 10:05 AM"
++++++

For those of you keeping score at home, I wouldn't be tired of winning.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 12, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)

114 111 I like the pic.

PSA: Just got a note from the Wizard to suspend all purchases. The market is in such a turmoil it's best to sit on the side and watch it roil.

(got oil in there two times)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 10:07 AM (3ChHB)

======

Perfect time for tulip bulb investment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:07 AM (RcOs3)

115 106 101 hetero hooker making cow sounds.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:05 AM (R11M+)

Muzzie whores doing what it takes to turn their clients on...even bleating like sheep.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2026 10:08 AM (ynpvh)

116 >>> Narrator: They would not make it.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 12, 2026 10:07 AM (rDZVo)


You Have Died of Dysentery

Posted by: The Oregon Trail at March 12, 2026 10:09 AM (3uBP9)

117 115 "does this pipe bomb make my ass look big?"

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:09 AM (R11M+)

118 116 >>> Narrator: They would not make it.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 12, 2026 10:07 AM (rDZVo)


You Have Died of Dysentery

Posted by: The Oregon Trail at March 12, 2026 10:09 AM (3uBP9)

There's the version where you died from dissin' Terry...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2026 10:10 AM (ynpvh)

119 116 "you have found the scarab of ra. this item has no use."

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:10 AM (R11M+)

120 If you're going to post something like that, please include a link.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 12, 2026 09:54 AM (Riz8t)


I think it was a joke.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2026 10:11 AM (n9ltV)

121 PSA: Just got a note from the Wizard to suspend all purchases. The market is in such a turmoil it's best to sit on the side and watch it roil.

Honestly, the market is almost certainly over inflated and mis-allocated. A correction is needed, maybe this will act as one. Sucks, given that I've just retired and this is the worst possible time for a downturn but it is what it is.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2026 10:12 AM (ExV1e)

122 120 alles klar.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:12 AM (R11M+)

123 121 Honestly, the market is almost certainly over inflated and mis-allocated. A correction is needed, maybe this will act as one. Sucks, given that I've just retired and this is the worst possible time for a downturn but it is what it is.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2026 10:12 AM (ExV1e)

=====

Remember when the market corrected a whole 25% last year in like 3 weeks?

And then it all came roaring back because the stock market is driven by algorithms designed to be drunken gamblers with the sole motive of "always go up"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:13 AM (RcOs3)

124 Yes, it is joke. But also the IRGC HQ is now in The City Formerly Called Tus
tinyurl.com/29ev39yv

Posted by: gKWVE at March 12, 2026 10:14 AM (gKWVE)

125 Isn't that 'Cloud of Color' these days?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2026 10:14 AM (cYBz/)

126 Your appreciation of this painting is not complete until you have seen the back side of the canvas. I have done that.

Posted by: Joni Mitchell at March 12, 2026 10:14 AM (qgHp7)

127 *IRGC

Posted by: gKWVE at March 12, 2026 10:15 AM (gKWVE)

128 crap. need coffee.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 12, 2026 10:15 AM (gKWVE)

129 Remember when the market corrected a whole 25% last year in like 3 weeks?

And then it all came roaring back because the stock market is driven by algorithms designed to be drunken gamblers with the sole motive of "always go up"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:13 AM (RcOs3)

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Liberation Day!

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2026 10:16 AM (xIFh6)

130 Mid morning fart thread.

Posted by: GigantorX at March 12, 2026 10:17 AM (t630H)

131 129 Liberation Day!

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2026 10:16 AM (xIFh6)

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Yup.

The market did the thing everyone says it should.

And it just came back. And much more.

Because the stock market as a whole is wholly unreal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:17 AM (RcOs3)

132 "IGRC leaders headed to Mashhad"

They have one foot out the back door, ready to make a getaway.

Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2026 10:18 AM (Q+gd/)

133 Your appreciation of this painting is not complete until you have seen the back side of the canvas. I have done that.

Posted by: Joni Mitchell at March 12, 2026 10:14 AM (qgHp7)

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"I've looked at clods from both sides now ..."

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2026 10:18 AM (xIFh6)

134 Thank you CBD for getting Der Joak by the way (and keeping it), but in fairness to the complainers, they're morons.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 12, 2026 10:19 AM (gKWVE)

135 I went to a bookstore and asked the clerk "Do you have Trump's new book about deporting the illegal aliens?" She yelled at me "Get the hell out and don't come back!"
I replied "That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

Posted by: no one of any consquence at March 12, 2026 10:19 AM (qFwJc)

136 You can't see her muff, though she probably has a big one.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 12, 2026 10:19 AM (wGerL)

137 Doesn't matter. Democrats cheat."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:06 AM (RcOs3)

I hope that's not a shot at me.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 10:19 AM (eDMZF)

138 134 Thank you CBD for getting Der Joak by the way (and keeping it), but in fairness to the complainers, they're morons.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 12, 2026 10:19 AM (gKWVE)

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I may be an illiterate, an asshole, a moron, and a communist, but I'm not a pornstar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:20 AM (RcOs3)

139 Perfect time for tulip bulb investment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:07 AM (RcOs3)

Beanie Babies and Cabbage Patch Kids are safe harbor investments.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:20 AM (bss/y)

140 137 Doesn't matter. Democrats cheat."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:06 AM (RcOs3)

I hope that's not a shot at me.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 10:19 AM (eDMZF)

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Wasn't intended that way.

Just generally towards the attitude that the real world doesn't matter to elections because Democrats cheat so much that Republicans will never hold power again (comment from me circa 2023).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:20 AM (RcOs3)

141 "IGRC leaders be headed to Mashhad"

Slight tweak, submitted for consideration.

Posted by: Joni Mitchell at March 12, 2026 10:22 AM (qgHp7)

142 /sock

Posted by: Nosmo King at March 12, 2026 10:22 AM (qgHp7)

143 I may be an illiterate, an asshole, a moron, and a communist, but I'm not a pornstar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


No surprise there, given all the hot women you would not bang.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 10:22 AM (77rzZ)

144 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:20 AM (RcOs3)

That's good. People who take messy shots at me usually don't do very well. Good shots I will own every time. Unless I don't like you.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 10:23 AM (eDMZF)

145 135 I went to a bookstore and asked the clerk "Do you have Trump's new book about deporting the illegal aliens?" She yelled at me "Get the hell out and don't come back!"
I replied "That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
Posted by: no one of any consquence at March 12, 2026 10:19 AM (qFwJc)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:24 AM (bss/y)

146 144 That's good. People who take messy shots at me usually don't do very well. Good shots I will own every time. Unless I don't like you.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 10:23 AM (eDMZF)

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In other news, my cheddar and jalapeno sourdough loaf has started its second proof. I'll bake it tomorrow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:24 AM (RcOs3)

147 143 I may be an illiterate, an asshole, a moron, and a communist, but I'm not a pornstar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


No surprise there, given all the hot women you would not bang.
Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 10:22 AM (77rzZ)

So he forgot 'gay' in his rundown.

Please make a note of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:24 AM (bss/y)

148 That's good. People who take messy shots at me usually don't do very well. Good shots I will own every time. Unless I don't like you.
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 10:23 AM (eDMZF)

*snicker*

Messy shots, huh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:25 AM (bss/y)

149 In other news, my cheddar and jalapeno sourdough loaf has started its second proof. I'll bake it tomorrow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:24 AM (RcOs3)

Nice!! Enjoy....

The cheddar bagels I made came out so good. And it was just regular cheddar not even the really good stuff.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 10:25 AM (eDMZF)

150 Messy shots, huh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:25 AM (bss/y)

I really left myself wide open there.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 10:26 AM (eDMZF)

151 I really left myself wide open there.
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 10:26 AM (eDMZF)

That's what she said. While receiving messy shots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:26 AM (bss/y)

152 What if he does that while risking everything during an election year? What if for once America completes a job and goes home the clear victor? What would that look like? How would it make you feel?

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 10:05 AM (eDMZF)

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"We vote him OUT like we did Prime Minister Churchill in 1945!"

-- The UK, a premonition of its future suicide

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2026 10:26 AM (xIFh6)

153 149
Nice!! Enjoy....

The cheddar bagels I made came out so good. And it was just regular cheddar not even the really good stuff.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 10:25 AM (eDMZF)

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I prepped a second loaf at the same time. I was last second wondering what to throw in it but realized I probably should have roasted garlic an hour before the folding rather than right as I was doing it. So, it'll be normal.

You know. For the kids!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:26 AM (RcOs3)

154 Know who else took a messy shot?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 12, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

155 Damn, Natalie Winters has it going on.

What show is she on again?

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

156 >messy shots
I thought we weren't accusing our colleagues of being porn stars.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 12, 2026 10:27 AM (gKWVE)

157 Windy out here on the water. Had blizzard conditions up in the passes yesterday and last
Night.

It reallly should be Friday. Oh well. I hope y’all have a lovely day.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2026 10:28 AM (hQPf/)

158 >>Know who else took a messy shot?

I do. Many, in fact.

Posted by: Willie Brown at March 12, 2026 10:28 AM (Y1sOo)

159 Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 12, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

Roraa ahh uuwaa!!

Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at March 12, 2026 10:28 AM (gKWVE)

160 Oh, and no one got the Simpsons reference, so...

https://youtu.be/2EwvmpFC1Fo

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:28 AM (RcOs3)

161 146 have you ever made salt rising?

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:28 AM (R11M+)

162 148 here's a tissue...

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:29 AM (R11M+)

163 I saw Messy Shots open for Guns N' Roses back in '99 at the Hammerstein.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2026 10:29 AM (3uBP9)

164 It's really precipitating out there.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

165 Beanie Babies and Cabbage Patch Kids are safe harbor investments.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

My retirement is fully funded by my Soupy Sales Cards!

Posted by: Savvy Investor. at March 12, 2026 10:30 AM (oftw2)

166 The cheddar bagels I made came out so good. And it was just regular cheddar not even the really good stuff.
Posted by: ...

Costco has a block of English Cheddar, it's a bit crumbly so might not be suitable for bakery (I have no idea). The local grocery store has an orange Wisconsin cheddar that doesn't cost as much, not crumbly and melts easier. But there is no comparison, they are completely different cheeses. I buy the large block thinking I'll never be able to eat it all (my wife doesn't like dairy), but I manage. I eat it for the occasional snack, since I swore off potato chips and Doritos.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 12, 2026 10:30 AM (Dv3i1)

167 Just do it while you're alone.
And wash your hands afterwards.

Posted by: Always good advice at March 12, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)

168 156 >messy shots
I thought we weren't accusing our colleagues of being porn stars.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 12, 2026 10:27 AM (gKWVE)

Maybe he's just a gifted amateur who has a passion for the craft?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:31 AM (bss/y)

169 155 Damn, Natalie Winters has it going on.

What show is she on again?
Posted by: Bulg

She's on Bannon's War Room Usually at the 5PM edition.

Posted by: Biggest Fan at March 12, 2026 10:32 AM (oftw2)

170 166 extra sharp vermont white cheddar.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:33 AM (R11M+)

171 Supposedly the Iranian navy is no more. But then they’re also blocking the strait of Hormuz? How’s that work. Explain it to me like I’m a 5 year old.

Posted by: Heroq at March 12, 2026 10:33 AM (HF36u)

172 Last night, Iran attacked an Iraqi oil tanker well into the Persian Gulf, and this is supposed to be a sign that they can project strength in the Strait.

Also, that they're definitely uniting the Arab world against the Great Satan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:33 AM (RcOs3)

173 158 >>Know who else took a messy shot?

I do. Many, in fact.
Posted by: Willie Brown at March 12, 2026 10:28 AM (Y1sOo)

To be fair to Willie, he was pitching, not catching. That would be Kamala on the receiving team.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:34 AM (bss/y)

174 171 Supposedly the Iranian navy is no more. But then they’re also blocking the strait of Hormuz? How’s that work. Explain it to me like I’m a 5 year old.
Posted by: Heroq at March 12, 2026 10:33 AM (HF36u)

Mines? I honestly don't know. Are minelayers combat vessels?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:34 AM (bss/y)

175 Is this a remake of Hope & Crosby's 'The Road to Mandalay' … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at March 12, 2026 10:35 AM (ayRl+)

176 They could also be saying they are closing the straits with shore based missiles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:35 AM (bss/y)

177 172 Last night, Iran attacked an Iraqi oil tanker well into the Persian Gulf, and this is supposed to be a sign that they can project strength in the Strait.

Iraq won't counter but the Saudi's are pissed... I think they would attack Iran but I'm thinking we've told them to hold off... For now...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2026 10:35 AM (VE6XX)

178 >>> Costco has a block of English Cheddar, it's a bit crumbly so might not be suitable for bakery (I have no idea).
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 12, 2026 10:30 AM (Dv3i1)

Coscto cheese is dangerous because they have giant wedges all the way up to a full round, and I like cheese, good quality cheese, and I can very easily convince my self it is actually super healthy to eat more cheese. Last visit I bought a quarter round and have been enjoying it for weeks. But I honestly don't know if I could stop at a quarter and may some day walk out with a full wagon wheel of cheese under my arms.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2026 10:35 AM (3uBP9)

179 171 Supposedly the Iranian navy is no more. But then they’re also blocking the strait of Hormuz? How’s that work. Explain it to me like I’m a 5 year old.

Posted by: Heroq at March 12, 2026 10:33 AM (HF36u)

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They're not.

Ships have been getting through for days. There's still resistance because of some one off attacks Iran has managed (also insurance rates and needing to overpay crews to do it), but the US and Israel have full air superiority over the strait and are pounding anything larger than a dinghy near the Iranian shore whenever they find it. Also, the strait is 25 miles wide at its narrowest point, and Iran can't project power over that without real ships.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:35 AM (RcOs3)

180 170 166 extra sharp vermont white cheddar.
Posted by: cmeat

We hear at the Womyn's Collective disown White Cheddar and buy only Cheddar of Coler for our Coffee House.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein Of Brattleboro, VT at March 12, 2026 10:35 AM (oftw2)

181 173 no, no... gavin used to starfish him all the time.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:36 AM (R11M+)

182 The strait can be blocked by a bunch of 16 year old kids with Chinese-made drones. This is the future, enjoy it.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 12, 2026 10:36 AM (gKWVE)

183 176 They could also be saying they are closing the straits with shore based missiles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:35 AM (bss/y)

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"I had no idea that Iran would try to shoot ships from shore."
-the US military, I guess

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:36 AM (RcOs3)

184 Cheddar of Color. Lot of asian cheddar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:36 AM (bss/y)

185 >>> Supposedly the Iranian navy is no more. But then they’re also blocking the strait of Hormuz? How’s that work. Explain it to me like I’m a 5 year old.
Posted by: Heroq at March 12, 2026 10:33 AM (HF36u)

Mines? I honestly don't know. Are minelayers combat vessels?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:34 AM (bss/y)


They're firing missiles and some drones. I think that's been the damage so far.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2026 10:36 AM (3uBP9)

186 Bing says: Coffee originated in Ethiopia and was first brewed as a beverage in Yemen by Sufi Muslims in the 15th century.

.. but if coffee wasn't around in the 7th century, it must be haram

Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2026 10:37 AM (RHGPo)

187 181 173 no, no... gavin used to starfish him all the time.
Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:36 AM (R11M+)

Geez. Is everyone gay?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:37 AM (bss/y)

188 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:26 AM (RcOs3)

I made a sourdough loaf (in a pan) that I liberally sprinkled with "Everything Bagel" mix. It turned out pretty well, and it was a bit of a change from my typical boule.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2026 10:37 AM (n9ltV)

189 185 They're firing missiles and some drones. I think that's been the damage so far.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2026 10:36 AM (3uBP9)

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Main damage last night was from an SPV that was probably suicide driven into an Iraqi tanker...well into the Persian Gulf.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:38 AM (RcOs3)

190 188 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:26 AM (RcOs3)

I made a sourdough loaf (in a pan) that I liberally sprinkled with "Everything Bagel" mix. It turned out pretty well, and it was a bit of a change from my typical boule.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2026 10:37 AM (n9ltV)

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Did you just sprinkle it on top right before baking? So, no folding it in?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:38 AM (RcOs3)

191 Supposedly the Iranian navy is no more. But then they’re also blocking the strait of Hormuz? How’s that work. Explain it to me like I’m a 5 year old.
Posted by: Heroq at March 12, 2026 10:33 AM (HF36u)


It's very narrow. They can fire from land and hit ships.

Is that what they did? I don't know, maybe they used speedboats with handheld missile launchers. Merchant ships are pretty fragile.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2026 10:38 AM (ExV1e)

192 180 what do they add to make it a l'orange?

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:39 AM (R11M+)

193 191 It's very narrow. They can fire from land and hit ships.

Is that what they did? I don't know, maybe they used speedboats with handheld missile launchers. Merchant ships are pretty fragile.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2026 10:38 AM (ExV1e)

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25 miles is not "very narrow".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:39 AM (RcOs3)

194 164 It's really precipitating out there.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

For chemists, too, it's often precipitating in their beakers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2026 10:39 AM (ynpvh)

195 186 Bing says: Coffee originated in Ethiopia and was first brewed as a beverage in Yemen by Sufi Muslims in the 15th century.

.. but if coffee wasn't around in the 7th century, it must be haram
Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2026 10:37 AM (RHGPo)

Mmmmm. Enjoying a new tart fruit punch energy drink mix I got. Pretty tasty.

I do have to recommend the Jocko Pre-Workout stuff (a bit of an odd aftertaste, but hell does it jack you up.) But 200mg of Caffeine is a bit much for non-workout days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:39 AM (bss/y)

196 Background theme music for this image: The Band's "(You Don't Know) The Shape I'm In" … do it, Levon!

Posted by: Dr_No at March 12, 2026 10:39 AM (ayRl+)

197 have you ever made salt rising?

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:28 AM (R11M+)

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Sounds like a Tom Clancy novel "Red Salt Rising."

/never heard of that, and The Wifey has been making lots of sourdough bread and bagels of late -- will look it up, thanks

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2026 10:40 AM (xIFh6)

198 It's really precipitating out there.
——-

Are you Experiencing a Rain Event?

Posted by: Common Tater at March 12, 2026 10:40 AM (XWOK2)

199 Should add that speedboats can also be remote controlled in calmish waters. [I don't think many Iranians have the fanatical will to be suicide bombers anymore themselves.]

Posted by: gKWVE at March 12, 2026 10:41 AM (gKWVE)

200 With regards to the Hormuz... one issue that isn't being talked about a whole lot is the reluctance of crews to man a ship that's going to transit the Strait. They're sometimes (mostly) not, umm, highly educated or savvy enough to understand the "real" threats are fairly minimal at this point.

And, the insurance issues being a non-issue now isn't convincing everyone.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 12, 2026 10:41 AM (jtM2q)

201 155 Damn, Natalie Winters has it going on.

What show is she on again?
Posted by: Bulg

Jonathan Winters > Natalie Winters > Ariel Winter

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 12, 2026 10:41 AM (YVqyP)

202 25 miles is not "very narrow".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:39 AM (RcOs3)

In nautical terms it is. It might not be the Straits of Messina (2 miles.) But missiles have a long range.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:41 AM (bss/y)

203 Are you Experiencing a Rain Event?
Posted by: Common Tater

Rain, snow, a little hail. It's nuts out there.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

204 >>> For chemists, too, it's often precipitating in their beakers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2026 10:39 AM (ynpvh)


A good 60-70 % of all hoard comment dialog would be equally useful in adult movie scripts.

Posted by: banana Dream - do they have scripts? at March 12, 2026 10:41 AM (3uBP9)

205 187 we are all somalians now.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:41 AM (R11M+)

206 The Straits are 25 miles wide, but how wide are the shipping channels?

Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2026 10:42 AM (Q+gd/)

207 Boyle also asked Carr to describe some of the examples uncovered during the review of the FCC’s rulebook.

“It’s wild stuff,” responded Carr. “There are things like regulation of telegraph services, which don’t exist, and regulation of telephone booths. I mean, it’s just stuff that got on the books and stayed on the books for decades.”

Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2026 10:42 AM (RHGPo)

208 202 25 miles is not "very narrow".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:39 AM (RcOs3)

In nautical terms it is. It might not be the Straits of Messina (2 miles.) But missiles have a long range.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:41 AM (bss/y)

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How many surface to ship missiles does Iran have? How are they launched? Probably not by small rigs. The US military probably made them an early priority, assuming Iran had a whole lot of them at all.

And nothing's been hit with missiles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:42 AM (RcOs3)

209 No, but I once turned a backrub into two kids and a mortgage.

Posted by: Just the punchline at March 12, 2026 10:42 AM (2Ez/1)

210 Rain, snow, a little hail. It's nuts out there.
Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

Gonna be a balmy 80 here today

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2026 10:42 AM (VE6XX)

211 189 there's a vaccine for that now.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:42 AM (R11M+)

212 C'mon Margaret, get a move on, will ye?

Posted by: British Working Class Bloke at March 12, 2026 10:43 AM (wVcYX)

213 Natalie Winters >> Nuclear Winters

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2026 10:43 AM (3uBP9)

214 Former first lady Jill Biden announced she will publish a memoir this summer about her time in the White House, including reflections on the end of her husband Joe Biden’s presidency and his decision not to seek re-election.

... I wonder which parts will be pre-redacted

Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2026 10:43 AM (RHGPo)

215 25 miles is not "very narrow".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:39 AM (RcOs3)


The Strait is 25 miles across. I don't believe that the navigable portion is. The traffic separation area is about 6 miles across, so figure a total of 15 miles from the Iranian shore. That's pretty narrow by naval combat standards.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2026 10:43 AM (ExV1e)

216 And nothing's been hit with missiles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:42 AM (RcOs3)

Ok, so drones.

Are you actually trying to argue that 25 miles is not narrow in ocean speaking terms?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:43 AM (bss/y)

217 [Interesting:]

Salt-rising bread is a traditional, dense white bread originating in the Appalachian Mountains, leavened by wild bacteria—primarily Clostridium perfringens — rather than yeast. Despite its name, it contains very little salt and is not salty in taste; the name likely comes from early settlers burying the starter in heated salt to maintain warmth.

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2026 10:43 AM (xIFh6)

218 Sunny, clear, 71. Again.

I have a half hour bus ride today, have to make sure I'm properly girded.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2026 10:43 AM (RIvkX)

219 216 And nothing's been hit with missiles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:42 AM (RcOs3)

Ok, so drones.

Are you actually trying to argue that 25 miles is not narrow in ocean speaking terms?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:43 AM (bss/y)

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I'm trying to argue that Iran's ability to wage war is so degraded that they're suicide bombing in the Persian Gulf and have no ability to project power in the Strait anymore.

They don't have the missiles. They may be trying with drones. They can't try with mines since they don't have the ships to do it anymore.

They're essentially Somali pirates now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:44 AM (RcOs3)

220 192 180 what do they add to make it a l'orange?
Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:39 AM


Annatto, usually.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2026 10:44 AM (Wnv9h)

221 @ 214 Former first lady Jill Biden announced she will publish a memoir this summer about her time in the White House, including reflections on the end of her husband Joe Biden’s presidency and his decision not to seek re-election.
_______________________________

Serious Query: Would you hit on Li'l Jillie-kins … ? There are no 'wrong' answers.

Posted by: Dr_No at March 12, 2026 10:45 AM (ayRl+)

222 'Wild Bacteria' could be a good band name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:45 AM (bss/y)

223 Former first lady Jill Biden announced she will publish a memoir this summer about her time in the White House, including reflections on the end of her husband Joe Biden’s presidency and his decision not to seek re-election.

... I wonder which parts will be pre-redacted

Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2026 10:43 AM (RHGPo)

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Depends.

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2026 10:45 AM (xIFh6)

224 Tillamook cheddar really ought to be illegal. I always buy it with noble intentions and grand designs in mind, omelettes, casseroles, etc., but it never lasts long enough for that.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 12, 2026 10:45 AM (XWOK2)

225 I'm trying to argue that Iran's ability to wage war is so degraded that they're suicide bombing in the Persian Gulf and have no ability to project power in the Strait anymore.

As long as merchant ships say that they're unwilling to make the run, Iran is projecting power.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2026 10:45 AM (ExV1e)

226 > How many surface to ship missiles does Iran have? How are they launched? Probably not by small rigs. The US military probably made them an early priority, assuming Iran had a whole lot of them at all.

And nothing's been hit with missiles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:42 AM (RcOs3)
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Some of the attacks are with USV's (unmanned surface vessels). Basically a long range torpedo drone. Launched from a dock, a small boat, off a beach, whatever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 12, 2026 10:46 AM (jtM2q)

227 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:44 AM (RcOs3)

Ok, then here's a tanker with millions of dollars worth of cargo, Cap'n TJM- that you will have to answer for. Run the strait.

I hope that ewetub channel is paying off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:46 AM (bss/y)

228 Wild Bacteria couldn't keep me away.

Posted by: The Stones at March 12, 2026 10:46 AM (Q+gd/)

229 California police departments were warned by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) that Iran could possibly launch drone attacks in retaliation for joint U.S.-Israeli strikes on Iran, ABC News reported.

... please start in Sacramento

Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2026 10:46 AM (RHGPo)

230 197 no yeast, all bacteria. at some point it's deadly and then you bake it, fermentation i guess. toasted, it's delightfully cheesy (kase fuss). appalachian ingenuity when yeast was unavailable.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:47 AM (R11M+)

231 225 I'm trying to argue that Iran's ability to wage war is so degraded that they're suicide bombing in the Persian Gulf and have no ability to project power in the Strait anymore.

As long as merchant ships say that they're unwilling to make the run, Iran is projecting power.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2026 10:45 AM (ExV1e)

======

And yet, ships have been getting through for days. They just turn off their transponders and go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:47 AM (RcOs3)

232 They're essentially Somali pirates now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:44 AM (RcOs3)

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BREAKING: Iranian Mullahs and IRGC Granted Asylum By, and Travel To, Minnesomalia For More Prosperous Future Opportunities and Pastures.

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2026 10:47 AM (xIFh6)

233 Three Vessels Struck by ‘Unknown Projectiles’ in Strait of Hormuz

Possibly Vomit From Supreme Leader

Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2026 10:47 AM (RHGPo)

234 Ships have been getting through for days. There's still resistance because of some one off attacks Iran has managed (also insurance rates and needing to overpay crews to do it), but the US and Israel have full air superiority over the strait and are pounding anything larger than a dinghy near the Iranian shore whenever they find it. Also, the strait is 25 miles wide at its narrowest point, and Iran can't project power over that without real ships.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:35 AM


I would think we could implement a convoy system with ten tankers transiting together while A10 and/or rotatory wing assets hug the them on the Iranian side.

That would certainly prevent surface drone craft and small boats from attacking.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 12, 2026 10:47 AM (4NO2D)

235 234 I would think we could implement a convoy system with ten tankers transiting together while A10 and/or rotatory wing assets hug the them on the Iranian side.

That would certainly prevent surface drone craft and small boats from attacking.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 12, 2026 10:47 AM (4NO2D)

=====

It's my understanding that's what the French are going to do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:48 AM (RcOs3)

236 North Korea Reveals Images of Kim Jong-un and His Daughter Firing Pistols at 'Innocent' Shooting Range

Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2026 10:48 AM (RHGPo)

237 no yeast, all bacteria. at some point it's deadly and then you bake it, fermentation i guess. toasted, it's delightfully cheesy (kase fuss). appalachian ingenuity when yeast was unavailable.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:47 AM (R11M+)

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Very cool, thanks.

I'm surprised that the great Thomas Sowell did not mention this in his classic book "Black Rednecks and White Liberals."

/I am disappoint. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2026 10:49 AM (xIFh6)

238 North Korea Reveals Images of Kim Jong-un and His Daughter Firing Pistols at 'Innocent' Shooting Range
Posted by: SMOD

Wonder what happened to that chick that he was supposedly going to marry.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

239 234 I would think we could implement a convoy system with ten tankers transiting together while A10 and/or rotatory wing assets hug the them on the Iranian side.

10-4!

Posted by: Rubber Duck at March 12, 2026 10:50 AM (wVcYX)

240 What's with the cup sizes thing?
You got demi tasse, tea cups, coffee cups, mugs.
What else is there?

Posted by: From about That Time at March 12, 2026 10:50 AM (sl73Y)

241 >>Former first lady Jill Biden announced she will publish a memoir this summer about her time in the White House, including reflections on the end of her husband Joe Biden’s presidency and his decision not to seek re-election.


Shorter: The Bidens are running out of money.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2026 10:50 AM (Suwql)

242 214 joe's memoir will be written by the autopen.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:50 AM (R11M+)

243 Smithsonian American Art Museum

Eugene Higgins, The Black Cloud, n.d., oil on canvas, 30 x 40 1⁄8 in. (76.3 x 102.0 cm)

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 12, 2026 10:51 AM (gbOdA)

244 From the Joint Maritime Information Center:

Between March 1 and 9, just 10 tankers transited the strait.

In comparison, there were 50 tanker transits on Feb. 28.

Historically, the strait would see about 138 vessels in a 24-hour period.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 12, 2026 10:51 AM (Y1sOo)

245 239 234 I would think we could implement a convoy system with ten tankers transiting together while A10 and/or rotatory wing assets hug the them on the Iranian side.

10-4!
Posted by: Rubber Duck at March 12, 2026 10:50 AM (wVcYX)

Now all we need is a retard with a ridiculous mustache and the nautical equivalent of a Trans-am.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:51 AM (bss/y)

246 "Please, Please, Please": Denmark's Energy Minister Begs Citizens To Stop Driving As Global Energy Shock Spreads

"What the Danes should please, please, please do is, if there is any energy consumption that you can do without..."

... James Brown was unavailable for comment

Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2026 10:51 AM (RHGPo)

247 If nothing else comes of this attempt to end the 47 year war by Iran, I'm getting a little satisfaction that the pallets of cash that Obama/Jarret sent to Iran is probably entirely burned through by now. Spent on agitating the Houthis, arming Hamas and Hezbollah and now firing off what's left of their missiles.

My easter egg wish would be the new Iranian regime releasing documents that show that Jarret was the mullah's spy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 12, 2026 10:51 AM (Dv3i1)

248 Wonder what happened to that chick that he was supposedly going to marry.
Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)


Are you referring to his wife, Ri Sol-ju (married in 2009)? Or was there someone else?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2026 10:51 AM (ExV1e)

249 240 What's with the cup sizes thing?
You got demi tasse, tea cups, coffee cups, mugs.
What else is there?
Posted by: From about That Time at March 12, 2026 10:50 AM (sl73Y)

Anything more than a mouthful is wasted.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 12, 2026 10:51 AM (gbOdA)

250
Germany's Thermal Grizzly manufacturing company was scammed by a Chinese firm that supplied copper and aluminum coated steel sheets in place of the copper and aluminum sheets ordered and paid for.

Ea Nasir has not been available for commentary.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2026 10:52 AM (rbvCR)

251 240 What's with the cup sizes thing?
You got demi tasse, tea cups, coffee cups, mugs.
What else is there?
Posted by: From about That Time at March 12, 2026 10:50 AM (sl73Y)

jugs

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 12, 2026 10:52 AM (gbOdA)

252 249 240 What's with the cup sizes thing?
You got demi tasse, tea cups, coffee cups, mugs.
What else is there?
Posted by: From about That Time at March 12, 2026 10:50 AM (sl73Y)

Anything more than a mouthful is wasted.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 12, 2026 10:51 AM (gbOdA)

Never wasted.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:52 AM (bss/y)

253 Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 12, 2026 10:30 AM (Dv3i1)

I eat a lot of cheese and that English one from Costco is great. Also the three year Cabot. I don't think cheese is unhealthy. I eat a lot of it due to *trying* to be low carb.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 10:52 AM (eDMZF)

254 217 davidson's (under the howard el station) used to offer it when i was a kid with a yeast sensitivity. i outgrew that issue, but still crave the bread which i can no longer find.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:52 AM (R11M+)

255 What's with the cup sizes thing?
You got demi tasse, tea cups, coffee cups, mugs.
What else is there?
Posted by: From about That Time at March 12, 2026 10:50 AM (sl73Y)

Anything more than a mouthful is wasted.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 12, 2026 10:51 AM


*looks at giant coffee mug*

I have questions.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 12, 2026 10:53 AM (4NO2D)

256 North Korea Reveals Images of Kim Jong-un and His Daughter Firing Pistols at 'Innocent' Shooting Range

Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2026 10:48 AM (RHGPo)

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At least he didn't execute a North Korean General with an anti-aircraft gun in front of hundreds of people as punishment for falling asleep in his presence.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2026 10:53 AM (xIFh6)

257 Did you just sprinkle it on top right before baking? So, no folding it in?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 12, 2026 10:38 AM (RcOs3)


All over the loaf, before I put it in the pan.

It was damned good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2026 10:53 AM (n9ltV)

258 Are you referring to his wife, Ri Sol-ju (married in 2009)? Or was there someone else?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Yeah, I guess that's who I'm thinking of. Is she still around?

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 10:53 AM (77rzZ)

259 Crude Oil Apr 26 (CL=F)

95.74 +8.49 (+9.73%)
As of 10:43:27 AM EDT. Market Open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 12, 2026 10:53 AM (4NO2D)

260 Anything more than a mouthful is wasted.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 12, 2026 10:51 AM (gbOdA)

What are you? A communist?

'No one needs more than a mouthful, comrade!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:54 AM (bss/y)

261 236 North Korea Reveals Images of Kim Jong-un and His Daughter Firing Pistols at 'Innocent' Shooting Range
Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2026 10:48 AM (RHGPo)

Never know when you need to shoot a dissident, traitor, or rogue general.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 12, 2026 10:54 AM (gbOdA)

262 I eat a lot of cheese and that English one from Costco is great.

------------

Dude!

Wifey and I LOVE that Mature English Cheddar from Costco ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2026 10:54 AM (xIFh6)

263 222 flanders. and don't disturb the spider webs.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:55 AM (R11M+)

264 Yeah, I guess that's who I'm thinking of. Is she still around?
Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 10:53 AM (77rzZ)


I find no information saying she's gone but it's NK so who knows.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2026 10:55 AM (ExV1e)

265 Astrodome used to have 3 beer sizes.

Big Bigger and Biggest

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 12, 2026 10:55 AM (gbOdA)

266 At least he didn't execute a North Korean General with an anti-aircraft gun in front of hundreds of people as punishment for falling asleep in his presence.

Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS


On the bright side, the general is catching up on his sleep.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2026 10:55 AM (eGgU9)

267 Cleavage should by all rights be considered another hole. I'm just thinking out loud here.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 10:55 AM (eDMZF)

268 265 Astrodome used to have 3 beer sizes.

Big Bigger and Biggest
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 12, 2026 10:55 AM (gbOdA)

$20, 30 and 50?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:56 AM (bss/y)

269 Never know when you need to shoot a dissident, traitor, or rogue general.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 12, 2026 10:54 AM (gbOdA)


Guy who finished before she was ready. Talk about pressure.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2026 10:56 AM (ExV1e)

270 @TechLayoffLover
Amazon just confirmed 16,000 layoffs but sources inside are telling me the real story is so much worse.

Word from three different VPs: the 16K number is just "Phase One" - internal docs show another 14,000 cuts planned for Q2

A director in AWS walked me through their new "efficiency matrix" - entire teams being replaced by 2-3 senior engineers running Claude Sonnet workflows

The Alexa division got completely hollowed out. 847 engineers two months ago. 23 remaining after this week. All hardware development moved to a Bangalore team of 31 contractors with Cursor access. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2026 10:56 AM (Suwql)

271 Looks like two transgenders heading off into the daylight.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 12, 2026 10:56 AM (M9gjJ)

272 Date
n.d.
Location
Not on view

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 12, 2026 10:56 AM (gbOdA)

273 Alexa deserved to get hollowed out.

...

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:57 AM (bss/y)

274 I would think we could implement a convoy system with ten tankers transiting together while A10 and/or rotatory wing assets hug the them on the Iranian side."

There's already a stream of traffic outbound... and "newz" is either hours old or from those w/an agenda.

Posted by: man at March 12, 2026 10:57 AM (XuXeR)

275 271 Looks like two transgenders heading off into the daylight.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 12, 2026 10:56 AM (M9gjJ)

Lot and Wife.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:57 AM (bss/y)

276 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'd of called today's art The Ugly Clothes. But then again I'm grumpy this morning.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2026 10:57 AM (2WIwB)

277 Huh. That is interesting. The scene could be Lot and his Wife.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:58 AM (bss/y)

278 A director in AWS walked me through their new "efficiency matrix" - entire teams being replaced by 2-3 senior engineers running Claude Sonnet workflows

Imagine their surprise when a senior engineer leaves and there aren't any senior engineers to hire to replace them. Still, think of how big the bonuses will be... cha-ching!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2026 10:58 AM (ExV1e)

279 240 cordial.

Posted by: cmeat at March 12, 2026 10:58 AM (R11M+)

280 $20, 30 and 50?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:56 AM (bss/y)

In 1980 a bigger was about $7 or 8

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 12, 2026 10:58 AM (gbOdA)

281 PS I was a dead broke Uni Student so it might as well been 50 bucks

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 12, 2026 10:58 AM (gbOdA)

282 277 Huh. That is interesting. The scene could be Lot and his Wife.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 10:58 AM (bss/y)

Sodomy got a lot of good positions named after the town.
Gomorrah not so many.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 12, 2026 10:59 AM (gbOdA)

283 Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2026 10:56 AM (Suwql)

Their recent outages are completely coincidental!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2026 11:00 AM (n9ltV)

284 Peaches, mangos, grapefruit, cantaloupe, pineapple, honeydew, personal watermelon, regular watermelon.

Posted by: Produce Manager at March 12, 2026 11:00 AM (wVcYX)

285 Nood. Minky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2026 11:00 AM (bss/y)

286 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 12, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

287 Punk minkey up

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2026 11:01 AM (eGgU9)

288 284 Peaches, mangos, grapefruit, cantaloupe, pineapple, honeydew, personal watermelon, regular watermelon.
Posted by: Produce Manager at March 12, 2026 11:00 AM (wVcYX)

zucchini

Wasn't that the first adds for the Wonderbra?

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 12, 2026 11:01 AM (gbOdA)

289 The Black Cloud
Eugene Higgins (1874-195

Another okay painting that I would likely pass hanging but, being unfamiliar with the artist, an interesting lesson. Thanks.

>The Cooley Gallery, Eugene Higgins, Biography

It begins, "Eugene Higgins, a painter and etcher, represented with sentimentality the impact of the homeless, depressed and less fortunate people of society. His passionate sympathy for the poor led him to generalize situation and location, painting archetypal situations rather than observed ones."

"In 1904, he returned to America, spending a year in St. Louis and then settling in New York City. In the early 1920s, he married Anita Rio, and for the remainder of his life, kept a studio on West 22nd Street. Anita and Eugene spent most of their summers at Old Lyme, Connecticut."

"During the Depression era Higgins created murals including for post offices in Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania..."

Another Irish socialist. 🙄

Weekly theme? Not boobs. 🤔 Beavers as places or things?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 12, 2026 11:01 AM (NFX2v)

290 Gas in Los Angeles is $5.40 a gallon

Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2026 11:01 AM (RHGPo)

291 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

292 240 What's with the cup sizes thing?
You got demi tasse, tea cups, coffee cups, mugs.
What else is there?
------------
Jugs.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 12, 2026 11:01 AM (pZ64F)

293 There's a Wonderbra?!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 12, 2026 11:02 AM (NFX2v)

294 I would think we could implement a convoy system with ten tankers transiting together while A10 and/or rotatory wing assets hug the them on the Iranian side."

There's already a stream of traffic outbound... and "newz" is either hours old or from those w/an agenda.

Posted by: man at March 12, 2026 10:57 AM (XuXeR)

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U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) warned civilians in Iran to stay away from ports along the Strait of Hormuz, stating that Iranian forces were using commercial facilities for military operations, which could make those areas legitimate targets under international law.

I'm guessing we're going to destroy any and all land-based threats along the Strait.

[My understanding is that Iran can't mine the Strait because the ChiComms are still depending on and want to get their oil through there.]

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2026 11:02 AM (xIFh6)

295 The only ships moving through the strait are boats of the shadow fleet -- i.e. sanctioned vessels (China)

Posted by: one hour sober at March 12, 2026 11:04 AM (Y1sOo)

296 Four military drones were stolen from Fort Campbell in Kentucky. In a post on the U.S. Army Fort Campbell Facebook Page, a spokesperson wrote that four Skydio X10D Drone Systems were stolen from the 326th Division Engineer Battalion building.

Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2026 11:05 AM (RHGPo)

297 295 The only ships moving through the strait are boats of the shadow fleet -- i.e. sanctioned vessels (China)
Posted by: one hour sober
---

Trump's permitted China to get oil. But we could harass the ships. Pull them over to the curb, check their papers. Check them for weapons, drugs. Just generally delay and interrupt the shipment.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 11:09 AM (3ChHB)

298 Good thing about that painting is the man and his wife walking together against the storm.
Don't see that in America these days.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 11:10 AM (3ChHB)

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