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G'Day everyone TGIF
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 04:01 AM (Ia/+0) 2
Unfortunately tomorrow is Saturday and I have to work again.
Posted by: Minx 0.8 beta at March 06, 2026 04:04 AM (BLOW1) 3
Hamsters work seven days a week. It's the way of the world.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 06, 2026 04:08 AM (BLOW1) 4
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2026 04:09 AM (NkASH) 5
When your Downtown
Everyone is waiting for you Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 04:09 AM (Ia/+0) 6
Good morning, Tech Peeps! The grandkids spent the night and they'll be here again tonight. Looks like smash burgers are on the menu for dinner.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 06, 2026 04:09 AM (3Ope8) 7
Sorry, Pixy! Hope you get some comp time, if not OT pay!
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 04:09 AM (rdVOm) 8
Morning all
Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2026 04:09 AM (lJ0H4) Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2026 04:11 AM (qlUA+) 10
can I stay home today?
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 06, 2026 04:12 AM (jrgJz) 11
3 Hamsters work seven days a week. It's the way of the world.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 06, 2026 04:08 AM (BLOW1) ------ As far as I know, Pixy has been on a 24/7/365 schedule. Amazing. Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 06, 2026 04:13 AM (+PfCm) 12
I really didn't plan on being up this early
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 04:18 AM (Ia/+0) 13
Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at March 06, 2026 04:34 AM (AN2gy) 14
>>> I really didn't plan on being up this early
Nor I. Got to attend to the driveway, though. Nowhere to go today, but no idea of what kind of frozen mess it will be if I leave it. Apparently I would rather type than go out to shovel. Posted by: fluffy at March 06, 2026 04:38 AM (AN2gy) 15
Belated BOING!
Sashimi prepped. Chicken in the oven. Watched a ballistic sound and light show from our apartment balcony last night at 11PM. No siren locally as it was north of us. Spectacular view of intercept launches followed by a successful exoatmospheric intercept followed by 2 balls of wreckage on fire coming down and landing in open areas somewhere way to the NW of us. I miss my innocent childhood. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 04:39 AM (hY+PL) Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 04:44 AM (RIvkX) 17
BD on my daily list
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 04:45 AM (RIvkX) 18
Unfortunately tomorrow is Saturday and I have to work again.
Posted by: Minx 0.8 beta at March 06, 2026 04:04 AM (BLOW1) - Or you can join our merry Tribe! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 04:46 AM (hY+PL) 19
Bad insomnia tonight.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 04:44 AM (RIvkX) - Wishing you a future with much good insomnia. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 04:46 AM (hY+PL) 20
16 Good morning morons
Bad insomnia tonight. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 04:44 AM (RIvkX) Me too. Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 04:47 AM (Sco7b) 21
Watching the coverage by Media 'journalists' of this armed conflict is like cleaning your teeth with a Ka-bar.
English; do you speak it? Only Congress has the authority to declare 'war.' Therefore this is not a war. The war powers resolution gives the president 60-90 days to act against an eminent threat. Attempted presidential assassination is one of many eminent threats to the natural order of the nation. History is rewritten every time a Democrat or journalist gets in front of a camera. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 04:55 AM (M9gjJ) 22
If I was in Sonoma I would go for a drive, the roads are empty at this hour and the vineyards are beautiful in the moonlight.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 04:56 AM (RIvkX) 23
w00t
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:56 AM (+YA9H) 24
There is disagreement here how to describe the sound of the incoming attack phone warnings and sirens:
https://youtu.be/ocDJ8MgtE74 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 04:56 AM (hY+PL) 25
20 16 Bad insomnia tonight.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 04:44 AM (RIvkX) Me too. Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 04:47 AM (Sco7b) Me three. And I "never" get insomnia. Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:59 AM (+YA9H) 26
We get alerts on our phones sometimes. Tsunami warnings. Silver alerts. Amber alerts. Everyone freaks out because everyone's phone starts going off simultaneously.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:01 AM (RIvkX) 27
Sunny, high 70. I will try to get Mrs. F. outside for lunch today.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:05 AM (RIvkX) 28
>>>The Department of War has sunk Anthropic with a torpedo fired from a submarine, the first such incident by a US Navy vessel since World War 0. (Politico)
Or I might be conflating various world events. We Morons have been turning tech threads into war threads lately. Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:06 AM (+YA9H) 29
Was World War 0 the Crimea?
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2026 05:07 AM (aTgV0) 30
I switched from Windows 11 to Linux.
Open AI was actually a great help to me on that. And I ask it the time and temp to cook chicken, which is tricky for me. Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2026 05:10 AM (aTgV0) 31
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at March 06, 2026 05:15 AM (tljrc) 32
AI gave me a great recipe for bone-in ham and bean soup. Next up, I'm going to consult with it on a solution for a tasty thai pepper sauce recipe.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 05:16 AM (M9gjJ) 33
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 06, 2026 05:18 AM (bQ4nt) 34
2 Unfortunately tomorrow is Saturday and I have to work again.
Posted by: Minx 0.8 beta at March 06, 2026 04:04 AM (BLOW1) --> Fortunately tomorrow is Saturday and I get to work again. --another way of looking at it Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:19 AM (+YA9H) 35
Packed lunch, had omelet, sausages and toast and have a hour until I have to leave
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 05:21 AM (Ia/+0) 36
Tomorrow is Saturday and I get to not work again.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:21 AM (RIvkX) 37
Petula Clark is still around, 93 yo
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 05:25 AM (Ia/+0) 38
3 Hamsters work seven days a week.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 06, 2026 04:08 AM (BLOW1) AoSHq stylesheet says: ham(p)sters Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:26 AM (+YA9H) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:28 AM (lQ+/f) 40
3 Hamsters work seven days a week. It's the way of the world.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 06, 2026 04:08 AM (BLOW1) It's the way of the wheel. *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:32 AM (+YA9H) 41
Petula Clark will always be downtown.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:33 AM (RIvkX) 42
Beautiful psalm of praise read by English actor David Suchet. Psalm 19:
https://tinyurl.com/5bvjyd9t Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:33 AM (7RYym) Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 06, 2026 05:36 AM (XqFM2) 44
Kindly waitress helps out an overwhelmed mother and later gets a wonderful surprise:
https://tinyurl.com/5csrfv3s Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:36 AM (7RYym) 45
I need to shove Gavin's comments about Israel being an "apartheid" state into the faces of several acquaintances and family members today.
And I'm pondering how best to do this. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:36 AM (RIvkX) 46
Evening and morning, satellites of the Great Ace and the Greater Pixy! It's Friday at last, the consummation devoutly to be wished.
Petula Clark . . . always liked her and her work. "Downtown" is most famous, but "My Love" and "A Sign of the Times" to me are even better pop tunes. What you all got on tap for the weekend, eh? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:39 AM (wzUl9) 47
45 I need to shove Gavin's comments about Israel being an "apartheid" state into the faces of several acquaintances and family members today.
And I'm pondering how best to do this. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:36 AM (RIvkX) Print it out and put it on the front door and the door of the fridge. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:39 AM (6ydKt) 48
"I need to shove Gavin's comments about Israel being an "apartheid" state into the faces of several acquaintances and family members today.
And I'm pondering how best to do this." Do you have a door handy? Posted by: Martin Luther at March 06, 2026 05:42 AM (iMotb) 49
Sadly other Leftists will nod in agreement with Newsom
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 05:42 AM (Ia/+0) 50
Beautiful psalm of praise read by English actor David Suchet. Psalm 19:
https://tinyurl.com/5bvjyd9t Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:33 AM (7RYym) He reads each of the Gospels, too His voice is so rich and soothing , i could listen to him all day. Posted by: LASue at March 06, 2026 05:42 AM (lCppi) 51
I didn't know this gospel group, but they do a nice job with this song:
https://tinyurl.com/vcfkfdun Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:42 AM (7RYym) 52
47 45 I need to shove Gavin's comments about Israel being an "apartheid" state into the faces of several acquaintances and family members today.
And I'm pondering how best to do this. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:36 AM (RIvkX) Print it out and put it on the front door and the door of the fridge. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:39 AM (6ydKt) Placemats? Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:42 AM (+YA9H) 53
It's warm and nasty this morning, 72 F. w/ high humidity. Better workout conditions than with 82, but not ideal to my mind. Still, I plan to go crank out a mile or so.
The furry thugs are flashing around. Stirling has found a bit of rock and is knocking it back and forth, and Dagny is eyeing him with a "What the HELL is wrong with you" look. I'll feed them in a little while. First, though, more coffee. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:43 AM (wzUl9) 54
48 "I need to shove Gavin's comments about Israel being an "apartheid" state into the faces of several acquaintances and family members today.
And I'm pondering how best to do this." Do you have a door handy? Posted by: Martin Luther at March 06, 2026 05:42 AM (iMotb) hahahahaha And a nail? Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:43 AM (+YA9H) 55
Ugh. Just saw a political ad for David Trone. He's a MD congresscritter. His ads just ooze smug and self righteousness. Yet another #BADORANGEMAN ad, but it plays well in his district I guess. He's loathsome.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2026 05:45 AM (NkASH) 56
Posted by: LASue at March 06, 2026 05:42 AM
I had read that, but hadn't gotten to listen to that yet. Thanks for the reminder. I will have to check that out. He does have a wonderful voice. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:45 AM (7RYym) 57
The Department of War has sunk Anthropic with a torpedo fired from a submarine, the first such incident by a US Navy vessel since World War 0. (Politico)
Or I might be conflating various world events. It's been a long day. Kristi Noem was tapped to lead S.H.I.E.L.D., which -- to everyone's disappointment -- means she gets Samuel L. Jackson's eyepatch instead of a Black Widow bodysuit. On the upside, this unlocks the possibility of a World of Tomorrow crossover with the Sky Captain. I have not slept, and no longer know what's real. Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 05:47 AM (Sy6m/) Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:47 AM (6ydKt) 59
I have not slept, and no longer know what's real.
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 05:47 AM (Sy6m/) I suspect some of that is going around in Tehran today. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:48 AM (6ydKt) 60
Placemats?
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:42 AM (+YA9H) ==== Let's workshop it. I told Mrs. F. yesterday that Tucker said the Chabad started the war so they could tear down al-Aqsa mosque and she reminded me one of my college buddies had said the same thing at our table a few weeks ago. Kind of ruined the dinner. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:49 AM (RIvkX) 61
Disclaimer: Uptown? Downtown? Midtown?
Rejoinder: Uptown to the left of me, Downtown to the right. Here I am, stuck in the Midtown with you. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 05:51 AM (O7YUW) 62
I am being bombarded with ads for Saikat Chakrabarti the Maoist running to replace Pelosi.
He says his name, which is totally unpronounceable. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:51 AM (RIvkX) 63
David Trone is the owner of Total Wine, and a committed gun grabber, amongst many other sins against the good order of society which he is guilty of.
The Wes Moore of Persons-of Pallor. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2026 05:51 AM (iMotb) 64
mornin yall
"The parents of a Florida businessman have filed a federal lawsuit against Google, alleging that the company’s AI chatbot drove their son to attempt a catastrophic truck bombing at Miami International Airport before encouraging him to take his own life." Don't be evil. Get other people to do it. Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 05:53 AM (vFG9F) 65
I do think the plan for the war has proceeded along OK so far, but somebody at the DoW dropped the ball on what to do about the Strait of Hormuz.
Seems that should've been a top priority to keep open by targeting the Iranian navy and any assets on land that could close the strait. As of now ship traffic has pretty much stopped. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:54 AM (6ydKt) 66
>>>Kristi Noem was tapped to lead S.H.I.E.L.D., which -- to everyone's disappointment -- means she gets Samuel L. Jackson's eyepatch instead of a Black Widow bodysuit.
>There's no harm in fitting her for the bodysuit. There's always Ozempic and yoga. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 05:54 AM (M9gjJ) 67
Miss Linda dragged me to a watercolor class at the library yesterday afternoon . . . and to my surprise I enjoyed it. The watercolors my mother bought me when I was a kid always smelled like mud (or maybe it was our tap water). These did not. The teacher played a video of a woman painting with watercolor, and they both talked about leaving "white space" in between the strokes of the brush. So I did that. My result: two rather tightly-bunched abstract "roses" in blue and orange, a larger and more organic-looking reddish one, and something that looked like a red and green angel fish -- at least two others in the class said "That's a fish" when they looked at it.
Kinda fun. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:54 AM (wzUl9) 68
I want the weather to warm ip, above freezing but rainy again.
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 05:55 AM (Ia/+0) 69
Comedian Tim Hawkins talks about raising kids and using songs to communicate to them. Scroll down:
https://tinyurl.com/3skwr6wz Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:56 AM (7RYym) 70
Don't be evil. Get other people to do it.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 05:53 AM (vFG9F) Seems Terminators weren't even needed. AI can apparently convince a good portion of humanity to do what it wants without Arnold taking care of the problem. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:57 AM (6ydKt) 71
That damn black cat whose name rhymes with "curling" just knocked his plastic water bowl off the counter. I had to mop water off the table and chair, and I'm lucky my tax return materials are in a closed plastic folder.
From now on this cat can drink out of the fountain like his sister. Grrrr. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:57 AM (wzUl9) 72
Kristi Noem was tapped to lead S.H.I.E.L.D., which -- to everyone's disappointment -- means she gets Samuel L. Jackson's eyepatch instead of a Black Widow bodysuit. On the upside, this unlocks the possibility of a World of Tomorrow crossover with the Sky Captain.
I have not slept, and no longer know what's real. Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 05:47 AM (Sy6m/) She obviously needs to recruit Dan Crenshaw now that he’s about to have some more free time. His nom de guerre shall be Nick the Contemptuously Annoyed. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 05:57 AM (fSA1n) 73
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:54 AM
I initially read that as "watermelon" class . LOL but "watercolor class" sounds much better. Glad you had a good time. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:58 AM (7RYym) 74
Would rather go back to bed than go to work
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 05:58 AM (Ia/+0) 75
Here is Ami Kozak as Tucker Carlson explaining why the war was caused by Chabad.
https://youtu.be/6SJzaeEYzxE? Funny. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:01 AM (RIvkX) 76
I still have Christmas lights up outside. Too cold to take them down. I didn't sleep at all.
Stopped drinking. Not taking edibles. I'm going to the hospital Saturday. Hopefully,, they can help me. I've spent all night looking for counseling for anxiety and depression. It will hopefully be my first night out overnight in 14 years. My friends will watch the dog. Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:01 AM (Sco7b) 77
@65/SpeakingOf: "As of now ship traffic has pretty much stopped."
Useful for convincing other countries that depend on the oil coming out of there that they should support the effort against Iran. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:03 AM (O7YUW) 78
{Stateless}
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:04 AM (RIvkX) 79
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:01 AM
I am glad you are going out and I will pray for your recovery from depression and anxiety. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:05 AM (7RYym) 80
Hopefully,, they can help me. I've spent all night looking for counseling for anxiety and depression.
It will hopefully be my first night out overnight in 14 years. My friends will watch the dog. Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:01 AM (Sco7b) I feel for ya, brother. Hang in there, find something that gives you a reason to live, even if it just amounts to 'never let the bastards get you down'. When it feels like nobody else needs you, the dog does. That's a start. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:07 AM (6ydKt) 81
Greetings and good morning from the GPROMD. The fog was thick but I got in without incident. Tonight is a company party at a bowling alley. Free food, free drinks, free bowling. Life is good.
Stateless, good luck to you. I know how tough it can be to find a counselor. Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 06:07 AM (+4yJ5) 82
Better grt out of here
Wifi at work so will be back when I get there Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 06:08 AM (Ia/+0) 83
Seems that should've been a top priority to keep open by targeting the Iranian navy and any assets on land that could close the strait.
As of now ship traffic has pretty much stopped. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:54 AM (6ydKt) I guess most people are not aware of what Iran’s capabilities were, and why this had to be a major, weeks long war, not just some one and done raid. Besides the larger warships, Iran has bragged about having as many as 3000 - 5000 speedboats with a couple of missiles strapped to them, as well as almost 20 mini submarines that have a 7 man crew and a couple of torpedoes. The purpose of all of these light forces was not to face other military units, it is to hide out near the straits and attack all civilian shipping. They have no defensive capability and can be stopped, but it is going to require the complete destruction of every dock and every village along the 50 mile length of the straits to do so. That will take time, and hundreds of sorties. (If not thousands) Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 06:08 AM (fSA1n) Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 06:09 AM (+YA9H) 85
Useful for convincing other countries that depend on the oil coming out of there that they should support the effort against Iran.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:03 AM (O7YUW) The Chinese are negotiating a way to let their oil transports through. A big problem is that a lot of natural gas from the Emirates goes through the strait. Most of that goes to Europe. The Europeans are more than likely to blame Trump and complain than to blame Iran and jump in the fight Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:09 AM (6ydKt) 86
Thank you all.
Caregiving for so long was exhausting. And the dog is very tiring. My friends cats were sleeping here at night when it was really cold. They're back outside now. They miss inside life. Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:10 AM (Sco7b) 87
75 Here is Ami Kozak as Tucker Carlson explaining why the war was caused by Chabad.
https://youtu.be/6SJzaeEYzxE? Funny. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:01 AM (RIvkX) He's good. Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 06:12 AM (+YA9H) Posted by: Rosasharn at March 06, 2026 06:13 AM (PzBTm) 89
@Stateless: If I remember, you're in Canada, possibly even Ontario. Cross-check any advice you're getting from medical personnel. If they try to offer you MAID as a solution (and some {explitive} probably will) get out of there immediately. People like that do not have your best interests at heart.
Go spend time with your friends. Talk with them. Go do things with them that they find fun, perhaps you'll find them fun too, or at least you get to spend time with them which will enrich your life. We're not meant to be alone, it wrecks us. And get some sleep. Not sleeping distorts our perceptions hugely. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:13 AM (O7YUW) 90
They have no defensive capability and can be stopped, but it is going to require the complete destruction of every dock and every village along the 50 mile length of the straits to do so. That will take time, and hundreds of sorties. (If not thousands)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 06:08 AM (fSA1n) It's about the only play the mullahs have is to force the price of oil up hoping that puts pressure on Trump and Bibi to relent. If it keeps going on for a few months with the strait closed it will start to really hurt. Hopefully we can get a handle on it before that point. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:13 AM (6ydKt) 91
Oh and Fen? Forgot to reply to a comment of yours in yesterday's tech thread.
I'm glad you liked the term "Al Gayeda." Given the absolute zeal with which the LGBTOMGWTFBBQ community go after anyone who speaks against them or tries to leave, I figured it was a good term to come up with. Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 06:13 AM (+4yJ5) 92
Musical Interlude
------------ That's a good Petula Clark song. When I was a kid, her hit "Downtown" was played constantly on the radio in the late 60s. Damn, I never even knew who sang that ... quite a voice, before the great (and tragic) Karen Carpenter subsequently dominated the airwaves. Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 06:14 AM (iu4Pw) 93
@85/SpeakingOf: "The Europeans are more than likely to blame Trump and complain than to blame Iran and jump in the fight"
Then maybe the USA shouldn't help out with this, at least not right away. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:16 AM (O7YUW) Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 06:16 AM (fSA1n) 95
Holy Carp!
Sally "Petula" Clark (born 15 November 1932) -- a British singer, actress, and songwriter -- is still alive and aged 93. Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 06:16 AM (iu4Pw) 96
And get some sleep. Not sleeping distorts our perceptions hugely.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:13 AM (O7YUW) Good advice. Depression & anxiety always get worse with insomnia. I know it ain't as easy as flipping a switch to get sleep, but eventually exhaustion will take over after the adrenaline keeping you awake runs out. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:17 AM (6ydKt) 97
Thank you. I'm not worried about MAID. Our hospital is very good.
And I've called people tonight. There's help available. Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:18 AM (Sco7b) 98
@Wolfus: The stories from the Furry Thug files this morning tell me Stirling has lots of pent up energy and is bored. Go get a cardboard box or two from the grocery store and leave them around the place. They love that.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW) 99
I would like to ask for prayers from the praying folks here. After months, son finally heard back from one of the places he applied to. I guess because the job is related to plants and outside and it's wintertime. Anyway, he needs to get straightened out things about recommendations because the person hiring couldn't get in touch with
People who recommended son. He's been very discouraged, jumps into negative and obsessive thinking. He says "Everybody I graduated with in high school has a good job" I asked him how many graduated with him and he said "400". "And you know all those people personally?" People are not posting on Facebook about their struggles . I told him to get off FB and whenever he had a negative thought to substitute a positive one. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:19 AM (lQ+/f) 100
87 75 Here is Ami Kozak as Tucker Carlson explaining why the war was caused by Chabad.
https://youtu.be/6SJzaeEYzxE? Funny. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:01 AM (RIvkX) He's good. Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 06:12 AM (+YA9H) In the comments: Ami do a skit where Tucker has a DNA test and finds he is part Jewish Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 06:19 AM (+YA9H) 101
m scores the 100 without even trying.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:20 AM (O7YUW) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:21 AM (lQ+/f) 103
From EW
Entertainment Weekly Top Stories Margaret Cho says she was asked to join The Apprentice several times, was told Trump was a huge fan of hers Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:21 AM (Sco7b) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 06:22 AM (hY+PL) 105
In local news, 18-year-old Zay’vion Jackson and Ja’nike Jacques Adams were arrested for the murder of Dantwan Wynes.
Witnesses say the comma criminals Zay'vion and Ja'nike stole Dantwans apostrophes before his fatal punctuation. Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:22 AM (vFG9F) 106
and my son's route in college was rather circuitous in that he needed to take some time off because of illness, so I told him to stop comparing himself to everyone else. "There's only one you!" I told him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:23 AM (lQ+/f) 107
96 And get some sleep. Not sleeping distorts our perceptions hugely.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:13 AM (O7YUW) Good advice. Depression & anxiety always get worse with insomnia. I know it ain't as easy as flipping a switch to get sleep, but eventually exhaustion will take over after the adrenaline keeping you awake runs out. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:17 AM (6ydKt) Very nicely put, both of you! Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 06:24 AM (+YA9H) 108
I hope things work out FenelonSpoke...
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:25 AM (Sco7b) 109
If it keeps going on for a few months with the strait closed it will start to really hurt. Hopefully we can get a handle on it before that point.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:13 AM (6ydKt) It won’t take nearly that long - but it is going to take the ruthless application of military force to things that may look civilian, such as small fishing villages. It’s much like fighting Hamas, we have to destroy all places where they hide. We don’t like to think about it, but in order to be successful, the death total among regime supporters needs to be very high. Fortunately I believe that Hegseth understands that. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 06:27 AM (fSA1n) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:27 AM (lQ+/f) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:28 AM (lQ+/f) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 06, 2026 06:29 AM (MIIRH) Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:29 AM (RIvkX) 114
102 Quite clever.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Thanks. I find that the older I get, the less tolerant I am towards this kind of behavior. And good luck to your son. Lord knows I've done the bit about "My friends are doing so much better than me" and once had to deal with my mom accidentally reinforcing that. Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 06:30 AM (+4yJ5) 115
There's the twirl
Now it can be Friday Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 06:30 AM (ZxPkt) 116
Speaking of Petulia, I wrote this after the LA Riots and Reginald Denny got beaned by a concrete block. To the tune of "Downtown".
If you are mad About the case that they had Well you can always go Downtown Don't sit at home Let you feelings be shown There's a place I know Downtown Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:31 AM (vFG9F) 117
And you can go and beat up on a white boy in the city
Get him on the sidewalk and don't show him no pity After you're thru You can kick in some doors And burn down some store Steal some new shoes And get some free booze And go Downtown Everyone's waiting for you Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:31 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:31 AM (lQ+/f) 119
We are having Boy F.'s triennial meeting with the regional center today, which funds his day program. They have ignored him almost 2 years now. Requested the meeting over 2 months ago. It was first scheduled for Monday and rescheduled for today. I give it 50/50 it really happens.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:32 AM (RIvkX) 120
I watched one interesting video the other day about things cats do to show they love you, and trust you to be safe, like sleeping with you in the bed, or sleeping with their bellies exposed, for example.
Now every other recommended video is a cat video about what the things they do really mean. I don't even own a cat. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:33 AM (6ydKt) 121
A different link to Ami Kozak discussing Chabad (the first link hung for me for a bit):
https://youtu.be/6SJzaeEYzxE Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 06:34 AM (+YA9H) 122
101 m scores the 100 without even trying.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:20 AM (O7YUW) Doesn't count; didn't call it. Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 06:34 AM (+YA9H) 123
We don’t like to think about it, but in order to be successful, the death total among regime supporters needs to be very high. Fortunately I believe that Hegseth understands that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 06:27 AM (fSA1n) The entire Pentagon should. They've had 47 years to plan this. Do what we gotta do and get this thing done. There's no going back now. Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:35 AM (6ydKt) 124
by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 06:30 AM (+4yJ5)
Thanks. Im trying to do everything I can to not reinforce the negativity. Heck, I know some guy whose grandson hasn't had a job since he got out of college - 4 years ago. He studied computer programming and so many of the jobs had been outsourced to India . Grrrr!. Son hasn't only not been working since Sept. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:36 AM (7RYym) 125
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:32 AM (RIvkX)
I hope they keep the meeting and may rough places be made smooth. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:38 AM (7RYym) 126
We don’t like to think about it, but in order to be successful, the death total among regime supporters needs to be very high. Fortunately I believe that Hegseth understands that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 06:27 AM (fSA1n) - Unfortunately, Israel doesn't. Endless heads-ups to Hizballah in Lebanon. Idiots! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 06:39 AM (hY+PL) 127
I don't get computer science majors being out of work. There is plenty of business out there supporting small business IT needs. Maybe it's because people want jobs with big companies and don't want to deal with running their own company. I know for a fact though the business is out there, I turn it down all the time. Other people I know in the IT support business are just as swamped.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:40 AM (vFG9F) 128
Flying some A-10s up and down the coast of Iran, strafing every dock and everything that moves might put a dent in Iran's recreational boating.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:42 AM (vFG9F) 129
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06 Maybe that's what's going on. If I see the grandfather I will tell him. Thanks. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:42 AM (WFtAr) 130
The irony is we want their help finding Boy F. a job!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:43 AM (RIvkX) 131
Thanks for the kind thoughts, good wishes and prayers, folks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:44 AM (WFtAr) 132
One thing schools do not teach is how to be an entrepreneur. If there are no job opportunities, it is possible to create your own.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:44 AM (vFG9F) 133
And by entrepreneur, I don't mean scamming the government for funds. I mean a real, self supporting business that provides value to it's customers.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:45 AM (vFG9F) 134
38 3 Hamsters work seven days a week.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 06, 2026 04:08 AM (BLOW1) AoSHq stylesheet says: ham(p)sters Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:26 AM (+YA9H) Are you making fun of me??? *calls mother* Posted by: Hampster Girl at March 06, 2026 06:48 AM (WkL+O) 135
Boy F. would need some accommodations for his autism but he would stack the fvck out of a grocery shelf.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:48 AM (RIvkX) 136
I will pray for your son getting a job, San Franpsycho.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:49 AM (WFtAr) 137
72 Kristi Noem was tapped to lead S.H.I.E.L.D., which -- to everyone's disappointment -- means she gets Samuel L. Jackson's eyepatch instead of a Black Widow bodysuit. On the upside, this unlocks the possibility of a World of Tomorrow crossover with the Sky Captain.
I have not slept, and no longer know what's real. Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 05:47 AM (Sy6m/) She obviously needs to recruit Dan Crenshaw now that he’s about to have some more free time. His nom de guerre shall be Nick the Contemptuously Annoyed. I dont think Crenshaw sees that happening. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 06:49 AM (i0Hi3) 138
Can we just nuke Hollywood please?
"Pedro Pascal Fan Club Revokes Actor’s Woke Status Over Rumors He Might Be Dating Zionist Man" Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:49 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2026 06:51 AM (iMotb) 140
Thank you same here dear.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:52 AM (RIvkX) 141
The cool thing about Crenshaw is that he's always dressed for International Talk Like A Pirate Day, which is September 19.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2026 06:53 AM (WkL+O) 142
Good morning everyone.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 06, 2026 06:54 AM (t14i3) Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2026 06:54 AM (aTgV0) 144
38 3 Hamsters work seven days a week.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 06, 2026 04:08 AM (BLOW1) AoSHq stylesheet says: ham(p)sters Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:26 AM (+YA9H) Are you making fun of me??? *calls mother* Posted by: Hampster Girl at March 06, 2026 06:48 AM (WkL+O) I love, I love, I love my hampster girl Yeah, sweet hampster girl I love, I love, I love my hampster girl Each and every day of the year Posted by: Neil Sedaka at March 06, 2026 06:55 AM (wVcYX) 145
138 Can we just nuke Hollywood please?
"Pedro Pascal Fan Club Revokes Actor’s Woke Status Over Rumors He Might Be Dating Zionist Man" Posted by: fd A Babylon Bee headline?? Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 06, 2026 06:56 AM (sAmhv) 146
I would not underestimate how much small businesses need IT support. A lot of people just do not want to have to deal with computer and software issues and will pay good money for someone else to do it. One way for an entrepreneur to do that is to offer support contracts. That guarantees an income stream and builds a relationship with clients.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:56 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:57 AM (vFG9F) 148
"Pedro Pascal Fan Club Revokes Actor’s Woke Status Over Rumors He Might Be Dating Zionist Man"
Posted by: fd ---- Pedro Pascal has a fan club? Does it have a 900-number where people can dial in to talk to the "real" Pedro? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 06:59 AM (ESVrU) 149
There is plenty of business out there supporting small business IT needs.
It could be the perception that you won't make as much money or honestly not being aware of the smaller companies in the area. It's not something schools bother explaining to their students. Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:00 AM (+4yJ5) 150
I listened to some of Carlson's nonsense in the video ace posted yesterday. He quotes Jesus saying, "the temple will be destroyed." He apparently doesn't understand that Jesus wasn't talking about the building.
Posted by: Halfhand at March 06, 2026 07:00 AM (I9O2A) Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:00 AM (+YA9H) 152
Once you are in a relationship with a client and providing a support contract, when they need new equipment they will come to you instead of buying the cheapest thing they can find at Walmart.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 07:00 AM (vFG9F) 153
I worked at a small tech business and YES we certainly did rely on outside IT.
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2026 07:01 AM (aTgV0) 154
139 "I dont think Crenshaw sees that happening."
He might get blindsided on this. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2026 06:51 AM (iMotb) It could get a little patchy. Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:01 AM (+YA9H) 155
Are you people telling me Pedro Pascal is gay?!?!?!?!
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2026 07:02 AM (aTgV0) 156
Easiest entrepreneurial endeavor going is an " extra hands" service.
People in an urban setting are always need some junk hauled, help moving furniture a thousand small jobs Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 07:02 AM (+nEug) 157
I guess now we know why Pedro Pascal has been getting every role ever.
So wuts up with Jason Momoa? Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2026 07:03 AM (aTgV0) Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:06 AM (+YA9H) 159
Once you have been a hero to your client and fixed some major problem for them, the account is yours to keep forever, unless you screw it up. They will tell other people, and your business will grow. It takes time though, and it's not going to be a 40 hour a week job.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 07:07 AM (vFG9F) 160
I don't know why this is, but going to the Spam Folder and clicking on "Delete All Messages Now" gives me satisfaction.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2026 07:08 AM (wVcYX) 161
>"I dont think Crenshaw sees that happening."
He might get blindsided on this. --- shoulda slept with one eye open Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 07:09 AM (ZxPkt) 162
160 I don't know why this is, but going to the Spam Folder and clicking on "Delete All Messages Now" gives me satisfaction.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2026 07:08 AM (wVcYX) I look at them one by one, first. Non-spam ends up there sometimes. Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:09 AM (+YA9H) 163
150 I listened to some of Carlson's nonsense in the video ace posted yesterday. He quotes Jesus saying, "the temple will be destroyed." He apparently doesn't understand that Jesus wasn't talking about the building.
Posted by: Halfhand [vr] Try to explain it and they'll pretend to not understand. The Temple was destroyed though, by the Romans in 70AD. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 06, 2026 07:10 AM (sAmhv) 164
Petula Clark. Ah. I had a thing for her. And I was only 10 years old.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 06, 2026 07:13 AM (qFwJc) 165
My dad called her "Petunia."
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:14 AM (+YA9H) 166
I look at them one by one, first. Non-spam ends up there sometimes.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:09 AM (+YA9H) Yes, it happens. I scan the page first and pluck out the occasional Not Spam. It's typically 99 and 44/100% pure Spam. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2026 07:15 AM (wVcYX) 167
When I get back from vacation and open the work email, the process is simple.
Select All Mark All as Read Delete My logic is that if it was really important, they'd follow up when I got in. Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:17 AM (+4yJ5) 168
Lord knows I've done the bit about "My friends are doing so much better than me" and once had to deal with my mom accidentally reinforcing that.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 06:30 AM (+4yJ5) Also, sometimes your friends who're doing better are just pretending. That comes back to bite them in the ass eventually. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 07:18 AM (ExV1e) 169
167 When I get back from vacation and open the work email, the process is simple.
Select All Mark All as Read Delete My logic is that if it was really important, they'd follow up when I got in. Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:17 AM (+4yJ5) Bold move, NR Pax! Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:18 AM (+YA9H) 170
Bold move, NR Pax!
Posted by: m It's done wonders for me. And there is rarely anything that requires my immediate attention that the rest of my team can't handle in my absence. Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:21 AM (+4yJ5) 171
I don't get computer science majors being out of work. There is plenty of business out there supporting small business IT needs. Maybe it's because people want jobs with big companies and don't want to deal with running their own company. I know for a fact though the business is out there, I turn it down all the time. Other people I know in the IT support business are just as swamped.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:40 AM (vFG9F) I want a 6-figure job in a big tech hub with lots of perks. Why can't I find a job? I see videos of people bemoaning the "terrible economy where there are no jobs" and they all live in big cities. Go where the jobs are people. Folks used to know that. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 07:21 AM (ExV1e) 172
Petula Clark's "Downtown" is a great song to belt out after surviving an unauthorized air strike on Hanoi.
Posted by: Lt. Cdr Virgil Cole at March 06, 2026 07:21 AM (wVcYX) 173
"Singing Sweetheart" Petula Clark was a BBC Forces Girl from 1942 on. She was a pinup during the Blitz. She has never in her life not been a pop star. When we first heard of her 60 some years ago, she'd already been a million-seller for decades.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 06, 2026 07:22 AM (zdLoL) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 06, 2026 07:22 AM (DDJSl) 175
141 The cool thing about Crenshaw is that he's always dressed for International Talk Like A Pirate Day, which is September 19.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March Aye! Posted by: Dan crenshaw at March 06, 2026 07:24 AM (i0Hi3) 176
I used to have a different nic, that's like common sense which seems to be in short supply
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 07:24 AM (+nEug) 177
Go where the jobs are people. Folks used to know that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic Relocating out of the only place you've lived in can be unnerving for folks. No friends, no safety net and a big risk can work against them. Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:25 AM (+4yJ5) 178
Relocating out of the only place you've lived in can be unnerving for folks. No friends, no safety net and a big risk can work against them.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:25 AM (+4yJ5) I guess I was lucky. Moved a lot as a kid so no lifelong friends, family is white trash so no help there. Did the needful. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 07:27 AM (ExV1e) 179
One thing schools do not teach is how to be an entrepreneur.
You can major in it, if you choose the right courses. Mouthy little squishes stand in the line, check the boxes, collect the slip of paper, then say "nobody taught me..." You have to sign up for the class. You have to pay attention. If you bought yourself a shitty education, you might blame your parents or yourself or a guidance counselor, but you have no call to "salt the ashes where it stood." Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 06, 2026 07:28 AM (zdLoL) 180
I guess I was lucky. Moved a lot as a kid so no lifelong friends, family is white trash so no help there. Did the needful.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic Grew up in the military, lost my friends every two years. Getting out of CA and moving to MD because I met the right woman was an easy choice even though I didn't have a job waiting for me. Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:29 AM (+4yJ5) 181
"You can major in it, if you choose the right courses."
A simple one semester course could do a lot. It's amazing how many people do not understand even the basics of running a business, much less the difference between profit and margin. Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 07:30 AM (vFG9F) 182
One thing schools do not teach is how to be an entrepreneur.
Most people lack the temperament to be an entrepreneur. Everyone wants wealth and fame (but privacy also) and they want it NOW with no effort. But it's okay. They know their worth and they'll manifest it. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 07:30 AM (ExV1e) 183
One thing about watching vintage music, the pop stars of the 1960s, American television (and the audio, especially) was very substandard quality. The BBC archives have some incredible footage.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 07:31 AM (15vO0) 184
JJ Nood.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 07:32 AM (NcvvS) 185
"165 My dad called her "Petunia."
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:14 AM (+YA9H) " so did mine! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 06, 2026 07:32 AM (MIIRH) 186
excerpted; useful:
Bonchie retweeted Jeremy Boreing @JeremyDBoreing 10h ... [Candace] is savvy enough to use just a little bit of truth here and there to ground her manipulations. For example, I did have quite a nice wardrobe at Daily Wire -- sports coats and suits, mostly. And I did have exactly one Gucci Jacket -- made famous in the Jeremy's Razors Commercial. I did not, however, have ‘a wardrobe closet filled with tailored Gucci suits.' But the charge feels credible because some of the words weren't completely made up. It's a truth-adjacent claim. And if any claim sticks, every claim sticks in the game of character assassination. Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:32 AM (+YA9H) 187
I dont think Crenshaw sees that happening.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 06:49 AM (i0Hi3) He most likely has a toad or small dwarf living in his empty eye socket. Leeches and a severe flogging with cat o'nine tails outta get him back in shape. Posted by: Theodoric Of York, medieval barber at March 06, 2026 07:34 AM (D1j1g) 188
One thing about watching vintage music, the pop stars of the 1960s, American television (and the audio, especially) was very substandard quality. The BBC archives have some incredible footage.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 07:31 AM (15vO0 I've been watching a lot Eastern Bloc/Soviet TV lately, just out of curiosity about it. Sub-substandard stuff. The animation is my favorite. As the Communist experiment got less and less viable, the animation grew weirder and weirder. And weirder. By the late 80s it was downright inscrutable. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 07:34 AM (BI5O2) 189
180 Grew up in the military, lost my friends every two years. Getting out of CA and moving to MD because I met the right woman was an easy choice even though I didn't have a job waiting for me.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:29 AM (+4yJ5) Sounds like a life lived well! Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:36 AM (+YA9H) 190
I just read where there was a mutiny on the Ford, all of our sailors are converting to be 12ers and defecting to Iran
Boy Howdy! Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 06, 2026 07:47 AM (LOZbR) 191
The future of enterprise networking is shifting from manual management to AI-driven, self-diagnosing ecosystems.
… so then nobody has any idea what they are doing, up until the AI declares itself obsolete and shutters the entire network Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 07:49 AM (WIlc2) 192
severe flogging with cat o'nine tails
I pay good money for this......you mean if I misbehave I dont have to pay? Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 06, 2026 07:49 AM (LOZbR) Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 08:24 AM (+YA9H) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0361 seconds. |
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