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War Powers Act Vote to Limit Iran Action Fails, Meaning This Is Now a Congressionally Approved War

Okay okay, that's kinda bullshit. But you will agree, this means that this is not a Congressionally disapproved war.

And because double negatives are effectively positives -- yes, Congress has voted affirmatively to not stop the war.


Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley


The Senate rejected the war powers resolution to force the U.S. to cease operations in Iran in the middle of active combat. Only one Democrat, Sen. Fetterman, voted against the resolution despite some of these same senators supporting Obama in unilateral attacks on Libya...

...In the end, the Kaine resolution succeeded in having the opposite effect of voting against limiting the prosecution of the war. The Senate has now been consulted and voted against limits...


The Senate rejected the war powers resolution to force the U.S. to cease operations in Iran in the middle of active combat. Only one Democrat, Sen. Fetterman, voted against the resolution despite some of these same senators supporting Obama in unilateral attacks on Libya...

...In the end, the Kaine resolution succeeded in having the opposite effect of voting against limiting the prosecution of the war. The Senate has now been consulted and voted against limits...

...Notably, the resolution was more feckless given the exception for "imminent threats." With full combat operations on both sides, all threats are now imminent and all attacks responsive.

...What is interesting is that, ever after the Senate was notified, consulted, and voted, Democrats are still calling the war "illegal." The Senate just voted against limiting or blocking the use of force.

The Mullahs made semi-secret overtures through the CIA begging for an end to the war. Trump rejected these overtures.

He now says Iran has only one way out: Unconditional surrender.

President Donald Trump told NBC News that would be a "waste of time," adding on social media today that there would be no deal without Iran's "unconditional surrender."

In more Iran news: The leading candidate for Ayatollah is a limpdick.

Mojtaba Khamenei, the favorite to become the new Supreme Leader of Iran, was repeatedly treated for impotency at hospitals in the UK, according to a secret US intelligence document.

On Tuesday, Mojtaba, 56, was reportedly preparing to be named successor to his father Ali Khamenei, who was killed along with 48 other senior regime officials in America and Israel's ongoing Operation Epic Fury.

According to a classified briefing sent by the State Department to the US Embassy in London in 2008, and later released by WikiLeaks, Mojtaba was placed under pressure by his family to produce heirs.

It required four visits, including a final stay lasting two months, and he eventually had a son who was named 'Ali' after the baby's grandfather, the then Supreme Leader.

According to US intelligence, Mojtaba married relatively late in life in 2004. That was 'reportedly due to an impotency problem treated and eventually resolved during three extended visits to the UK.'


'Mojtaba was expected by his family to produce children quickly, but needed a fourth visit to the UK for medical treatment,' it said.

Not unexpected: Crown Prince Reza Pavlavi has announced that he will serve as a transitional leader while Iran constitutes a new government (and a whole new constitution).

The Conservative Party of Iran just declared itself and announced its principles. It's a pro-monarchy, secular conservative party. "Conservative" is not code here for "mullahs." It sounds like it wants to be what the UK Conservative Party should be, but is not.

Activist Calla Walsh Praises Iran's Missiles at Exhibition, Drawing Backlash Over Warren Ties

2 hours ago

Walsh, a Cambridge native who volunteered for Warren's 2020 presidential bid and other Democrats, spoke at an Iranian aerospace exhibition in a clip first shared by state media in February 2026. She highlighted Iran's indigenous missile program supplying an 'axis of resistance,' prompting rebukes from figures like James Woods, who tied it to her Warren history. Walsh later shifted to militant activism, co-founding a group targeting Israeli firm Elbit Systems, leading to arrests and jail time in 2023; critics now decry her praise for IRGC weapons while she continues posting pro-Iran content online.

These weapons are good weapons because the drone technology is "indigenous." I mean, except for the part it's all stolen from the West and/or supplied by Russia.

No seriously she praises weapons for being "indigenous" people's weapons.

She is a traitor. The group she formed, "Unity of Fields," is explicitly in favor of terrorism against the west.

And she's a Democrat activist. Obviously.

This is CNN:

Kian Tajbakhsh appeared on CNN last night to discuss the Iranian operation. It wasn't confrontational like Scott Jennings, Kevin O'Leary, or Ben Ferguson; he simply presented facts. He should know, as a former political prisoner. We discussed how liberals are trying to frame Operation Epic Fury as a new endless war, but it's not new: Iran has considered itself at war with the United States since the Iranian Revolution. Tajbakhsh was present when officials stated this--we've been at war with the Islamic Republic since 1979.


What he later said about the failed Obama-led Iran Nuclear Deal is what caused CNN to cut to commercial, and you can see why. Tajbakhsh plainly stated how flawed the Obama administration's logic was with this negotiation, and how giving this regime, the largest state sponsor of terrorism, billions might have led to the October 7 attacks. The fingerprints are all over it--the "straight line" as he said before, host Abby Phillip pulled the plug...

Video at the link.


AWFUL cries over the death of Khamenei.

This is what Khamenei did when he was president of Iran: he sent ten year old boys to clear minefields. Each boy was given a plastic key. They were told that when they get blown up, the plastic key would open the kingdom of heaven for them.

This is the man the AWFULs cry for and call "selfless, egoless."

Hans Mahncke
@HansMahncke

One of the most haunting stories from the Iran--Iraq War is that the Iranian regime mass produced little plastic keys that were hung around the necks of young children who were then sent out to clear minefields, after being told that if they died the key would open the gates of heaven for them.

The regime later tried to deny the story about the keys, but there is no dispute about the underlying reality tens of thousands of elementary school children were systematically indoctrinated in martyrdom and sent to clear minefields.


A couple of days ago I posted video of what was supposed to be a memorial service outside a mosque in Manchester, England. They got mogged by Iranians celebrating his death.

Well, the mosque tried to stage another tearful memorial, and they mogged it again.

Check out the music. It samples Trump saying "Ayatollah Khamenei is dead, dead, dead, dead."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:54 PM




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1 Cheater slicks

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 11:55 AM (Kt19C)

2

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at March 06, 2026 03:54 PM (4NO2D)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

4 War Powers Act, man.

It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

5 Power To The People of The Gray Boxes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (XV/Pl)

6 No president has EVER accepted that the WPA is constitutional, even as they voluntarily complied with it.

Mainly because it's not.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (4NO2D)

7 three extended visits to the UK.'

==


where he owns unbelievable amount of real estate

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (GD0B3)

8 Willowed:
398 This is who AI says are Candace Owens main sponsors...now Ace can also set up a boycott once these sponsors get confirmed...

"Candace Owens is primarily sponsored by or partners with companies targeting a conservative demographic, including PureTalk wireless, supplement brand Field of Greens by BrickHouse Nutrition, and ExpressVPN. She also has an Amazon storefront and previously promoted the now-defunct "anti-woke" bank GloriFi."
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:54 PM (tOcjL)

Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (tOcjL)

9 You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.


You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.


You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Power To The People of The Gray Boxes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM



Right On!

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (4NO2D)

11 th

Posted by: doug at March 06, 2026 03:58 PM (Hy+R4)

12 Mojtaba Khamenei, the favorite to become the new Supreme Leader of Iran, was repeatedly treated for impotency at hospitals in the UK, according to a secret US intelligence document.



Can't f*ck little boys and goats if you can't get it up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

13
"Congress"

Heh

Congress of Sex Offenders, you mean.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 03:58 PM (xG4kz)

14 JUST IN: These Iranians in London are being praised for going to the US Embassy to honor the fallen American troops who lost their lives to the Iran conflict
___

How did they escape Britain's new laws prohibiting islamophobia?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 03:58 PM (Dv3i1)

15 Out of curiosity how did Fetterman vote on the War Powers act resolution, anyone happen to know?

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:59 PM (pDt9x)

16 Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:54 PM
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 11:55 AM



This man is a Jew!

Posted by: Ich bin Uberman at March 06, 2026 03:59 PM (4NO2D)

17 You know, large nostrils are highly correlated with a large intellect. Click to subscribe.

Posted by: Candace Owens at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (skR0U)

18 The Mullahs made semi-secret overtures through the CIA begging for an end to the war. Trump rejected these overtures.
____

Look at me, I'm captain of the CIA now, MF'ers!
-Trump

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (Dv3i1)

19
War Powers Act, man.

It's what's for dinner.


Just like waffles, only NO MAPLE SYRUP!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (xG4kz)

20 15 Out of curiosity how did Fetterman vote on the War Powers act resolution, anyone happen to know?
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:59 PM (pDt9x)

He voted with Rs. Paul voted with Ds.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (tOcjL)

21 Wow. Never thought I'd see the day when Iranians love the US more than the Brits do.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (77rzZ)

22 The Jews forced the Iranians to use kids to clear minefields, you know.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (COQGW)

23 Those Iranians did the best anthem I've heard in a long while.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (sl73Y)

24 They're not just singing The National Anthem.
They're singing The Third Verse.
The one we're not allowed to.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (zdLoL)

25 Pocahontas’ former staffer in her own words…

You can tell she's very proud of the way she pronounces "Iran". Clearly, this is the main thing on which to focus. Stupid bint.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (Riz8t)

26 Crap! I missed the Candace Owens thread.
Thanks, Ace for all you to expose this piece of lying excrement... Tucker too.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (NpAcC)

27 I honestly don't know what's worse - Living in a psy op, or knowing we are living in a psy op and not being able to do anything about it.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (vE0+H)

28 three extended visits to the UK.'

---
Shoulda tried Extenze...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (ESVrU)

29 Javid Shah !

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (+nEug)

30 I’ve been to the UK. It’s not where I’d go if I was having trouble getting it up. Norway on the other hand. Yikes. There’s some lookers in Norway.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (csP6e)

31 20 15 Out of curiosity how did Fetterman vote on the War Powers act resolution, anyone happen to know?
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:59 PM (pDt9x)

He voted with Rs. Paul voted with Ds.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (tOcjL)

Thanks, not surprised, really.

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (pDt9x)

32 You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
Posted by: Sponge

Guess that explains Chris Plante.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (77rzZ)

33 Kian Tajbakhsh appeared on CNN last night to discuss the Iranian operation. It wasn't confrontational like Scott Jennings, Kevin O'Leary, or Ben Ferguson; he simply presented facts.
_______
I saw that. The fat black woman on the panel clearly didn't like what she was hearing.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (AlhUl)

34 Out of curiosity how did Fetterman vote on the War Powers act resolution, anyone happen to know?
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:59 PM (pDt9x)

On our side.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (8avO+)

35 If Police can search your vehicle based on Tacit Consent, we can fucking go to War under the same notion.

"You said your mom was ok with it."

'Well...mom didn't say that I couldn't go to war...'

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (l9aEn)

36 Wow. Never thought I'd see the day when Iranians love the US more than the Brits do.

I try not to confuse the policies of the current British government with the people of Britain. They are not the same.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)

37 War Powers Act Vote to Limit Iran Action Fails

Let's face it, we shouldn't be entrusted with anything. Even we know that.

Posted by: Congress at March 06, 2026 04:02 PM (f98mK)

38 Kian Tajbakhsh appeared on CNN last night to discuss the Iranian operation. It wasn't confrontational like Scott Jennings, Kevin O'Leary, or Ben Ferguson; he simply presented facts.
_______
I saw that. The fat black woman on the panel clearly didn't like what she was hearing.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (AlhUl)

Jennings isn't confrontational. He just says the others are fucking idiots after they get done talking.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:02 PM (8avO+)

39 21 Wow. Never thought I'd see the day when Iranians love the US more than the Brits do.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (77rzZ)

And, a significant number of our citizens. Sadly.

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:02 PM (pDt9x)

40 Willow'd hard, since this took awhile to write. Like Scott Adams, I construct mental models and give them different weights of reliability. I balance them against each other. That is the actual scientific mindset; rational skepticism is self-skepticism. Science worship is pagan commie neo-Lysenkoist superstition, just another fix for the neediness of the authoritarian follower personality type. "In this house, we believe in Science" is a Slave Heart's plea for a master to tell them what to think.

All that to say, here is a model that I have found useful, which is to break the conscienceless into three basic types, based on IQ bands, with the middle one being the most common due to the bell curve. The first type is the low-functioning psychopaths, which I don't mean as a clinical diagnosis; as seen in Antifa booking photos, some look normal, while others may be carrying a heavy mutational load, and others show the signs of chronic chemical abuse.

The second type is the narcissistic midwit. They're dumb enough that their limited attention is fully consumed by their self-interest, clever enough to be seriously dangerous, and common enough to be found wherever humans gather. Cont.

Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 04:03 PM (Sy6m/)

41 Fetterman said he is voting "aye" for MarkWayne Mullin for DHS.

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:03 PM (GD0B3)

42 Cont. The third type is the high-functioning sociopath. They are capable of "intellectual empathy," constructing mental models of their own to predict how sucker-chumps with consciences will react. They are the leaders and indoctrinators of dangerous movements such as Marxism and Islam, who know it's all B.S. and don't care. While technically scarce on the ground on average, they can be found clogging the halls of power, both public and private.

Disturbingly, there is no solid answer to the natural question of the incidence is of true consciencelessness. They can't even say for the clinical personality disorders that exhibit it; they can't even say just for Cluster B. For convenience, I use 6% or 1/17, which is in the wide range of guesstimates. It keeps you on your toes to consider that in any room with 50 other people, there could easily be three that would murder you in cold blood, with neither hesitation nor remorse.

How that applies to Candace Owens and other news of the day, I leave as an exercise for the reader.

Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 04:04 PM (Sy6m/)

43 It's not not a war. Excellent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 04:04 PM (n5tGW)

44 Can we trade Calla Walsh for one of the hot Iranian chicks who light cigarettes with Mullahs' pictures?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 06, 2026 04:04 PM (AlhUl)

45 Jennings isn't confrontational. He just says the others are fucking idiots after they get done talking.

I wouldn't have the self control not to tell those idiots to STFU.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:05 PM (Riz8t)

46
FOREVER heroes, the best among us 🇺🇸pic.twitter.com/92ELUi4QN8

- Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 6, 2026




That's amazing.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

47 I remember the child soldiers and human wave attacks of the Iran-Iraq war.

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 04:05 PM (YwEeS)

48 testing

Reichsmüaut;tti Megan

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:05 PM (1wjle)

49 testing

Reicshmüaut;tti Megan

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (1wjle)

50 Fetterman said he is voting "aye" for MarkWayne Mullin for DHS.

I think he's either decided he's not going to win, so he might as well say what he thinks, or he thinks the only reason he MIGHT win is to keep saying what he thinks.

I hope this helps.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)

51 damnit

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (1wjle)

52 @RealJamesWoods
Pocahontas’ former staffer in her own words…
___

Calla Walsh? More like Callow Walsh. Perfect how she is wearing a hijab and saying "I'ran" like she heard from a native Farsi speaker, and crediting the weapons as being made by the indigenous people of Iran even though they are held captive by a foreign (Arab and Marxist cults) ideology.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (Dv3i1)

53 Donald U.S. Trump.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (xcxpd)

54 Unpossible, I was reliably informed by the BBC and CNN that American is clearly losing the war in Iran

On a serious note, there's a not insignificant number number of Iranians that love the US, I remember the news where the Mullahs painted American flags on the pavement and expected Iranians to walk over them out of disrespect and they refused to do so

How come we cant emigrate those (especially the women)

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (REq0p)

55 The Mullahs made semi-secret overtures through the CIA begging for an end to the war. Trump rejected these overtures.

He now says Iran has only one way out: Unconditional surrender.


The thing is, I wouldn't even trust their unconditional surrender. It's in their book to lie.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (M0V4/)

56 Third times the charm.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (4NO2D)

57 Hey sponge- for your bot question, CO makes $100K–$300K+ monthly from YouTube, estimated to be low six figures from x annually, because x doesn’t really pay well, and across all her media stuff, she is making about $7-10M a year. So yeah she is influencing.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (Wmg4n)

58 42 The third type is the high-functioning sociopath. They are capable of "intellectual empathy," constructing mental models of their own to predict how sucker-chumps with consciences will react. They are the leaders and indoctrinators of dangerous movements such as Marxism and Islam, who know it's all B.S. and don't care. While technically scarce on the ground on average, they can be found clogging the halls of power, both public and private.

Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 04:04 PM (Sy6m/)

I assume these are the types who constantly use the phrase "Theory of Mind" over and over again.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (wa/yD)

59
Meanwhile, Kristi is getting her arsenal in order so as to be able to begin shooting doggies from minute one once PDJT makes her an agent of S.H.I.E.l.D.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (xG4kz)

60 The Jews forced the Iranians to use kids to clear minefields, you know.
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 06, 2026


***
"Why does it always seem to be
Me lookin' at Jews, Jews lookin' at me?
It's always the same. It's just a shame, that's all --"

Posted by: Tucker "Phil Collins" Carlson at March 06, 2026 04:07 PM (wzUl9)

61 >>. The third type is the high-functioning sociopath. They are capable of "intellectual empathy," constructing mental models of their own to predict how sucker-chumps with consciences will react. They are the leaders and indoctrinators of dangerous movements such as Marxism and Islam, who know it's all B.S. and don't care. While technically scarce on the ground on average, they can be found clogging the halls of power, both public and private.

what's this from? I swear this looks very familiar/

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:07 PM (1wjle)

62 Mamdani distances himself from his wife as her tweets praising 10/7 are revealed

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:07 PM (+nEug)

63 damnit
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (1wjle)



Mix 0.8 beta FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

64 PS - Here are Tucker Carlson's sponsor per AI...again, pair bitching with actual action if we want to get anywhere...Ace has the ability with this blog's reach to start a boycott...

"Following his departure from Fox News, Tucker Carlson launched the "Tucker Carlson Network" (TCN) and a show on X (formerly Twitter). His current and recent sponsors for his independent ventures include:
Popular Information | Judd Legum
Popular Information | Judd Legum
+2
PublicSq. (PSQ): A conservative-friendly marketplace app that signed a major ad deal with Carlson in October 2023.
1789 Capital: An investment firm that provided funding for his media company.
Eight Sleep: A mattress company that has sponsored his podcast.
Beam: A supplement company that has sponsored his podcast.
Battalion: A precious metals company co-founded by Carlson.
ExpressVPN: Has appeared as a sponsor for his online content.
Hallow: The Catholic prayer app recently partnered with Carlson for a Lenten series in 2026."

Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 04:07 PM (tOcjL)

65 Yep, plastic keys. The children were told they were keys to Heaven.

The Ayatollahs are evil.

But Western Liberals wail about the Children's Crusade.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 04:07 PM (Ns3kx)

66 "Fetterman said he is voting "aye" for MarkWayne Mullin for DHS."

******************

I think Fetterman had another brain stroke, which has now reset his brain and made him 23.65% more MAGA

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 04:08 PM (REq0p)

67 50 Fetterman said he is voting "aye" for MarkWayne Mullin for DHS.

I think he's either decided he's not going to win, so he might as well say what he thinks, or he thinks the only reason he MIGHT win is to keep saying what he thinks.

I hope this helps.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)

Personally I appreciate his votes on matters pertaining to foreign affairs.

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:08 PM (pDt9x)

68 she is making about $7-10M a year. So yeah she is influencing.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (Wmg4n)



I think that money should be followed to see where it's ACTUALLY coming from.

But I'm a wacked out conspiracy theorist retard, so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

69
müaut;tti


mulatto?

marshall?

Muab Dib?

C'mon, ace, spit it out!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:08 PM (xG4kz)

70 This war is not illegal, merely undocumented.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 04:08 PM (J8tyi)

71 Fetterman said he is voting "eye" for MarkWayne Mullin for DHS.

*sob* That's how I used to vote...

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at March 06, 2026 04:08 PM (f98mK)

72 there would be no deal without Iran's "unconditional surrender."
=
This is the way.

Posted by: Methos at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (vSvIl)

73 "War Powers Act Vote to Limit Iran Action Fails, Meaning This Is Now a Congressionally Approved War"


This shuts down every single cnn argument that Trump is a rouge king and starting a war on his own without congressional approval.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (0N4FZ)

74 damnit
Posted by: ace

Uh oh. What'd we do now?

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (77rzZ)

75 "Fetterman said he is voting "aye" for MarkWayne Mullin for DHS."

******************



I'mma just throw this out there.........


Fetterman didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

76 Reichsmütti Megan Kelly

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (1wjle)

77 because double negatives are effectively positives -- yes, Congress has voted affirmatively to not stop the war.

Can we put McConnel in a torpedo tube?

Posted by: DaveA at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (FhXTo)

78 Saudis in talks with Iran about ending the war.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (+nEug)

79 Fuck Congress, all they care about is making money.

I went to school with some Iranians back in the 70's, they were arogant pricks but fun to hang out with.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (h3wuo)

80
tti Megan is some kind of German lesbian pron?

Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (Y8DZL)

81 MINX.....damn fingers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Trump is a rouge king

I thought that was Sam Brinton.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

83 76 Reichsmütti Megan Kelly
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (1wjle)

I don’t speak Portuguese, so

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (pDt9x)

84 Reichsmutter Megan ?

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (GD0B3)

85 59
Meanwhile, Kristi is getting her arsenal in order so as to be able to begin shooting doggies from minute one once PDJT makes her an agent of S.H.I.E.l.D.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (xG4kz)

Trump obviously did not fire her. Trump does not mince words when he fires someone. He normally starts the badmouthing publicly within the hour, if not the day. There has been nothing but praise for Noem.

By giving her a lateral move, he says "fine, Homan can be more powerful and I'm still giving kick ass Barbie another kick ass Barbie face job" - "she's been loyal, so she deserves it"...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (tOcjL)

86 68 she is making about $7-10M a year. So yeah she is influencing.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (Wmg4n)


I think that money should be followed to see where it's ACTUALLY coming from.

But I'm a wacked out conspiracy theorist retard, so......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026

Ad sense revenue and ad sharing on x, this doesn’t include subscriptions or who knows what else she gets from the sketchy side of town.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (Wmg4n)

87 Unpossible, I was reliably informed by the BBC and CNN that American is clearly losing the war in Iran

On a serious note, there's a not insignificant number number of Iranians that love the US, I remember the news where the Mullahs painted American flags on the pavement and expected Iranians to walk over them out of disrespect and they refused to do so

How come we cant emigrate those (especially the women)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (REq0p)

I have a whole set of Iranian and part Iranian relatives through my late older sister. They are fine folks, been here since before 1975.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (8avO+)

88 Megyn Kelly, she-MILF of the GOPe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (Ns3kx)

89 >>>Uh oh. What'd we do now?

nothing I was testing how to write Reichsmütti Megan with the umlaut.

but it's pointless because I thought mutti meant "grandma" but it just means "mom."

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (1wjle)

90 Trump is systematically freeing hot, freedom loving women from oppressed countries to come to America and help us with our population decline. Next stop, Sweden.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (viF8m)

91 >> Saudis in talks with Iran about ending the war.


Trace the call.

Blow up the building they are calling from.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (l9aEn)

92 73 This shuts down every single cnn argument that Trump is a rouge king and starting a war on his own without congressional approval.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (0N4FZ)

Rouge?

Most people say he's more of an orange...

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (wa/yD)

93 Ace, I don't think you need the umlaut.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (skR0U)

94 WTF is this "mogged" word I keep seeing?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (CNl8/)

95 Saudis in talks with Iran about ending the war.

Given how much the Saudis hate and fear Iran, that should be an interesting discussion.

First, you must bring us a...shrubbery!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (Riz8t)

96 >>. The third type is the high-functioning sociopath. They are capable of "intellectual empathy," constructing mental models of their own to predict how sucker-chumps with consciences will react. They are the leaders and indoctrinators of dangerous movements such as Marxism and Islam, who know it's all B.S. and don't care. While technically scarce on the ground on average, they can be found clogging the halls of power, both public and private.
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what's this from? I swear this looks very familiar/
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026


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Someone posted it in the comments earlier this week. The original source? I dunno.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (wzUl9)

97 Jennings, O'Leary and Ferguson are confrontational? Showing the the left and their propaganda ministers are lying sacks of crap isn't confrontational

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (/C62k)

98 Saudis in talks with Iran about ending the war.
Posted by: Ben Had


Saudis: You leave or we let the Americans hunt you down like dogs.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (oKJ0C)

99 I miss Bandersnatch

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (Ns3kx)

100 The Conservative Party of Iran just declared itself and announced its principles. It's a pro-monarchy, secular conservative party. "Conservative" is not code here for "mullahs." It sounds like it wants to be what the UK Conservative Party should be, but is not.


This is what it will take. No clerics. Mass popular uprising. Some.of the army needs to cross the line and the IRGC must be eliminated. Those assholes don't care how many people they kill in order to stay in power. You can bet some of their leadership (still alive) are looking for ways out of the country.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (2WIwB)

101
76 Reichsmütti Megan Kelly

Posted by: ace


Bwahahahahaha ... oh, sorry, ace

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (xG4kz)

102 Ace, I don't think you need the umlaut.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (skR0U)




You're not his mom!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

103 >>>93 Ace, I don't think you need the umlaut.

oh darn you're right.

I guess I was going by Heavy Metal Album Cover rules, just throw an umlaut over everything. Attitude Umlauts!

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (1wjle)

104 Trump obviously did not fire her. Trump does not mince words when he fires someone. He normally starts the badmouthing publicly within the hour, if not the day. There has been nothing but praise for Noem.

By giving her a lateral move, he says "fine, Homan can be more powerful and I'm still giving kick ass Barbie another kick ass Barbie face job" - "she's been loyal, so she deserves it"...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (tOcjL)

looks like we are setting up a number of Orgs to get the South Americans up and running as allies in improving the Western Hemisphere. Noam looks to be our rep in the non military one.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (8avO+)

105 Remember the 100s of strongly worded letters that were sent to Iran over the last 40 years warning them that this would happen if they kept being shitty? Well those letters were issued by Congress in some cases and some by the state department. These are legal documents, and therefore Trump blowing them to smithereens has legal justification.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (Wnqw0)

106 Virtually every POTUS -- and every lawyer I know -- since its enactment in 1973 believes that The War Powers Act is Unconstitutional on its face.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (iu4Pw)

107 Whenever I think of Western women engaging with the Mullahs of Iran, I think of the renowned, courageous journalist (in the true sense of the word), Oriana Fallaci.

Fallaci didn't take crap when she interviewed Ayatollah Khomeini. She tore off her burkha in mid-interview, gave the thug a piece of her mind, and stormed out of the room.

Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (rj6Yv)

108 99 I miss Bandersnatch
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (Ns3kx)


metoo.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2026 04:13 PM (skR0U)

109 15 Out of curiosity how did Fetterman vote on the War Powers act resolution, anyone happen to know?
Posted by: tubal
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He voted with the GOP majority. I think Rand voted the other way.

Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)

110 We need to steal some land because we live on stolen land.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 04:13 PM (n5tGW)

111 Pavlavi just needs to sit this one out. He's got no ties to the Iranian people. Lived high on the hog while the Iranian people suffered. Sorry. Stay where you are and let a good Iranian leader rise from the people of Iran, in Iran.

Posted by: Diabeetus at March 06, 2026 04:13 PM (p8iTN)

112 I would be "nice" to see the DoJ actually prosecute the collaborators and, you know, not fucking tank the case by playing "nice" with the judiciary.

Go judge shop. Find one sympathetic to the administration.

This shit gets so fucking old.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2026 04:13 PM (jtM2q)

113 Exact number of Democrats defected for war powers resolution to fail, how are we voting out of this uniparty?

Those four get a ton of money from AIPAC. Until we get rid of anyone who takes their money or otherwise puts Israel's interests before ours, we're cooked. There's too many of them in our government.

How do they decide whose turn it is to vote with republicans, thus giving them whatever they want while keeping up the pretense of democracy?

We don't vote them out. This is literally against the constitution. We have checks and balances FOR A FUCKING REASON! I think the French had a good idea on how to handle situations like this

This feels like “let’s give him rope so we can game this inevitable failure for the midterms “ , which is a terrible game to play with the lives of service people and civilians.

Talarico has shown a new way to campaign. You can invoke the jesus stuff without being all the way insane, and you can make gestures towards the religious stuff while holding true to important principles. Theres a blueprint for getting rid of these guys.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2026 04:13 PM (ycI94)

114 Ace needs the umlaut since he's Hooked on Phonics.

Up next: the Percontation Point.

Posted by: Taylor at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (mGFn3)

115 94 WTF is this "mogged" word I keep seeing?
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (CNl8/)

It's a term related to the looksmaxxing community, meaning you stole the attention from someone else.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (wa/yD)

116
Baton Rouge is the state capital of Louisiana.

Baton Rogue is the tire iron you keep under the driver's seat of your vehicle.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (xG4kz)

117 The leading candidate for Ayatollah is a limpdick.

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Cucker Qatarlson?

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (iu4Pw)

118 I remember back in the day "War" was called a police action.
Of course a Democrat was President then.

Posted by: Case at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (gQFwH)

119 >>>94 WTF is this "mogged" word I keep seeing?

I think it means that your "aura" overpowers your rivals' aura. Like when Sydney Sweeney deadeyed that ugly magazine writer AWFUL, they said she "mogged" her.

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (1wjle)

120 she is making about $7-10M a year. So yeah she is influencing.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (Wmg4n)


I think that money should be followed to see where it's ACTUALLY coming from.

But I'm a wacked out conspiracy theorist retard, so......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026

Ad sense revenue and ad sharing on x, this doesn’t include subscriptions or who knows what else she gets from the sketchy side of town.

Posted by: Piper


Also a reminder, Google owns and operates YouTube. For all that implies.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (OUMaO)

121 WHAT?? SPRING FORWARD THIS WEEKEND??!!

*sigh

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (GD0B3)

122 This is what it will take. No clerics. Mass popular uprising. Some.of the army needs to cross the line and the IRGC must be eliminated. Those assholes don't care how many people they kill in order to stay in power. You can bet some of their leadership (still alive) are looking for ways out of the country.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (2WIwB)

you start to care how many peeps are being killed when they turn out to be from your side most of the time.

One thing air power and drones can do is screw with assembled troops/cops/ammo supplies.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)

123 Whether the new 'Tollah can get it up or not, that's first class propaganda to claim he can't. No one wants to be ruled by a limp dick. That was Carter's "big" problem. It's rumored that Margaret Thatcher could whip out a big boner at the drop of a hat. Hillary, of course, has a big one as well, but unfortunately for her, Donny's is bigger.

Posted by: Martin Tell at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (sFNX2)

124 According to US intelligence, Mojtaba married relatively late in life in 2004.

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A prepubescent male or female goat?

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (iu4Pw)

125 I thought the only people on this blog who were allowed to use umlauts were Doof, in the alternate spelling of his name, and Sponge when addressing him by it.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

126 For all happy words of tongue and pen, the happiest are these,
"unconditional surrender."

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (HjVhR)

127 The third type is the high functioning sociopath, so Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: rocky raccoon at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (ehY6c)

128 94 WTF is this "mogged" word I keep seeing?
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I think it's just another British slang word, like chuffed, knackered, gutted, kaffir, allahu akbar...etc.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (Dv3i1)

129
Müde...?

Posted by: That Nazi Guard Who Discovers Indiana Jones in the Submarine Pen at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (1wjle)

130 Sounds like "mogged" is just a new way of saying "owned"

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (CNl8/)

131 >>looks like we are setting up a number of Orgs to get the South Americans up and running as allies in improving the Western Hemisphere. Noam looks to be our rep in the non military one.

The first meeting of Shield is tomorrow in Florida. A number of Latin American leaders will be there along with Marco, Hegseth and Trump. And Noem.

Does that sound like a demotion to anyone?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (viF8m)

132 Not unexpected: Crown Prince Reza Pavlavi has announced that he will serve as a transitional leader while Iran constitutes a new government (and a whole new constitution).

A similar approach to Spain, when the fascist government there was overthrown.

Posted by: The EU! at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (n1OCj)

133 WTF is this "mogged" word I keep seeing?
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (CNl8/)

It's a term related to the looksmaxxing community, meaning you stole the attention from someone else.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (wa/yD)

means "one upped"

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (8avO+)

134 Ace, I missed the Candace Owens thread but I am SO GLAD you are addressing this. She is absolute poison and everyone should be calling her out, liberals and conservatives alike. So THANK YOU for doing so. Much appreciated by me.

Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (79pEw)

135 I have a whole set of Iranian and part Iranian relatives through my late older sister. They are fine folks, been here since before 1975.

***************

Any female relatives that are single?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (REq0p)

136 121 WHAT?? SPRING FORWARD THIS WEEKEND??!!

*sigh
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (GD0B3)

Resist!!! Start a movement! I will join you. ( That’s, 2). Anyone else?

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (pDt9x)

137 >>Pavlavi just needs to sit this one out.


Wrong take.

He has a good level of support, legitimacy and has repeatedly asserted that he wants to head the Transition to an Independent Gov't of the Iranian People's choosing.

Having a figurehead will be good for them and doubly so that he wants to be a transitional figure.

They are not ashamed of their heritage. They are ashamed they allowed it to be hijacked for as long as it has been.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (l9aEn)

138 "BOMBSHELL: The Islamic Regime in Iran PAID a 47-year-old Pakistani national to assassinate President Trump in 2024."

A hero and idol to the Left had he succeeded in his mission.

Action figures of the assassin would be sold everywhere.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (NpAcC)

139 'Scuze me while I whip dis out...

Posted by: Big Mooch at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (Dv3i1)

140 Also a reminder, Google owns and operates YouTube. For all that implies.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (OUMaO)

The summary is she makes a shizzleton of money for being a kook, and she doesn’t have a small following, which is scary, Ace is right in his position.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Wmg4n)

141 Mojtaba Khamenei, the favorite to become the new Supreme Leader of Iran, was repeatedly treated for impotency at hospitals in the UK, according to a secret US intelligence document.

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If I was slated to be the next guy to get blown up by America, I probably couldn't get hard either and my boners are legendary.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Wnqw0)

142 >>>121 WHAT?? SPRING FORWARD THIS WEEKEND??!!

oh yeah

i'm actually looking forward to the longer days.

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (1wjle)

143 Mojtaba Khamenei, the favorite to become the new Supreme Leader of Iran, was repeatedly treated for impotency at hospitals in the UK, according to a secret US intelligence document.
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Can't f*ck little boys and goats if you can't get it up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)


Perhaps the problem was that he was sexually attracted to little boys and goats ... a woman, not so much.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (ksbjf)

144
Allah's blessings and peace-be-upon any generous contributor willing to monetarily support my bringing the truth to the AOS comment page!

Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Y8DZL)

145 No American blood for Joos!

Dione Warwick’s psychic friends network told me to say that.

Posted by: Candace Owens Nostrils at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (7S15B)

146 Pavlavi just needs to sit this one out. He's got no ties to the Iranian people. Lived high on the hog while the Iranian people suffered. Sorry. Stay where you are and let a good Iranian leader rise from the people of Iran, in Iran.

I dig the rap you're laying down, man, but you're wrong. Pahlavi has already said he would be a transitional figure, a la King Juan Carlos of Spain. His job is to supervise a clean set of elections, and then retire, and I believe that's what he intends to do. Any attempt to reinstitute the monarchy on a permanent basis would end with him up against a wall.

Perhaps after he supervises clean elections in Iran, he could come to America and do the same thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Riz8t)

147 It takes a village to send a child into a mine field.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (FXNzP)

148 123 Whether the new 'Tollah can get it up or not, that's first class propaganda to claim he can't. No one wants to be ruled by a limp dick. That was Carter's "big" problem. It's rumored that Margaret Thatcher could whip out a big boner at the drop of a hat. Hillary, of course, has a big one as well, but unfortunately for her, Donny's is bigger.
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (sFNX2)

There's more than one Ayatollah. "Supreme Leader of Iran" and "Ayatollah" are not synonyms.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (wa/yD)

149 >>> WHAT?? SPRING FORWARD THIS WEEKEND??!!
*sigh
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (GD0B3)


I hate it. We should only fall back from now on. Twice a month. It would be so perfect. Gain a whole day each year. And it would align with my natural insomnia.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (3uBP9)

150 it's quaint how the UK is collecting replacement dictators, grooming them and them sending them back. Ukraine's "ambassador" in London is a UK stooge they are grooming to take over after Zelenskii. There were grooming various Iranian regime "moderates" and aytollah's son. With friends like these..

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (GD0B3)

151 The first meeting of Shield is tomorrow in Florida. A number of Latin American leaders will be there along with Marco, Hegseth and Trump. And Noem.

Does that sound like a demotion to anyone?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (viF8m)

let them have their 15 minutes of victory while Noem gets her cat suits ready for the Latins and hires them to build 180000 cells in prisons.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:18 PM (8avO+)

152 >>>130 Sounds like "mogged" is just a new way of saying "owned"

yes but more meaning "outshined"/"upstaged"

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:18 PM (1wjle)

153 I will give the new ayatollah shelter in my nostrils. Come here, my dear.

Posted by: Candace Owens Nostrils at March 06, 2026 04:18 PM (7S15B)

154 111 Pavlavi just needs to sit this one out. He's got no ties to the Iranian people. Lived high on the hog while his people suffered. ...

Posted by: Diabeetus

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I know, right?

Posted by: Charles R. at March 06, 2026 04:18 PM (HjVhR)

155 Having a figurehead will be good for them and doubly so that he wants to be a transitional figure.
Posted by: garrett

Kinda like that last king of Afghanistan when he presided over the loya jirga to set up the new government of the country.

Hopefully, the political situation in Iran goes better than that in Afghanistan did.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (77rzZ)

156 106 Virtually every POTUS -- and every lawyer I know -- since its enactment in 1973 believes that The War Powers Act is Unconstitutional on its face.
Posted by: ShainS

I tend to agree with the exception. Congress does have spending clause power to remove a president's ability to spend money on a specific conflict. This comes directly from the old pre English Civil War struggle between Parliament and the Crown. The Crown started levying ancient feudal era charges on cities to provide ships for a way among other things like requiring forced war loans from people without the agreement of Parliament.

Earl of Buckingham was involved (the guy that got assassinated in the Three Musketeers books by Dumas) and Charles I and Buckingham wanted war with France. Buckingham was also unsuccessfully impeached by Parliament when Charles I dissolved Parliament in the middle of it.

Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (E4rtv)

157 nothing I was testing how to write Reichsmütti Megan with the umlaut.

but it's pointless because I thought mutti meant "grandma" but it just means "mom."
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It could be assumed to be 'bitch', so it's probably still a 80% effective insult.

Posted by: Methos at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (vSvIl)

158 it's quaint how the UK is collecting replacement dictators, grooming them and them sending them back. Ukraine's "ambassador" in London is a UK stooge they are grooming to take over after Zelenskii. There were grooming various Iranian regime "moderates" and aytollah's son. With friends like these..
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (GD0B3)

I love how the Brits keep trying to refight the Crimean War in Ukraine. Sending an admiral to try and blow up the bridge connecting it to mainland Russia and all that.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)

159 >>134 Ace, I missed the Candace Owens thread but I am SO GLAD you are addressing this. She is absolute poison and everyone should be calling her out, liberals and conservatives alike. So THANK YOU for doing so. Much appreciated by me.

thank *you.* She has always been a black leftist grifter. She started her "career" off with a racehoax and now she's attacking Erika Kirk because she's white and she outshined Cavernous Nostrils.

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (1wjle)

160 A Mog is a Half-Man Half-Dog.

A Mog.

Posted by: John Candy at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (l9aEn)

161 Ok, I thought this was good. Ike anecdote, WH 1950s cabinet meetings.

The White House meeting schedules reflected Eisenhower’s desire for order. His cabinet met every Friday, with Eisenhower beginning each meeting by observing a silent prayer.

Once, when he forgot, cabinet secretary Max Rabb slipped a note to remind him. Eisenhower blurted out, “Goddammit! We forgot the silent prayer!”

LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (d6jY2)

162 There are also stories out there about mosques in America holding memorial services for the Ayatollah (debris be upon him). Never have I wanted the Westboro Baptist Church crazies to show up to an event so badly.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 06, 2026 04:20 PM (tmaEb)

163 >> Mojtaba Khamenei, the favorite to become the new Supreme Leader of Iran, was repeatedly treated for impotency

Come here with that sucker, and put it right in my nostrils. That’ll straighten it out.

Posted by: Candace Owens Nostrils at March 06, 2026 04:20 PM (7S15B)

164 No seriously she praises weapons for being "indigenous" people's weapons.

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Please tell me there was "a land acknowledgement" of the stolen property of the Elamites, Medes, and Persians.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:20 PM (iu4Pw)

165
Talarico has shown a new way to campaign. You can invoke the jesus stuff without being all the way insane, and you can make gestures towards the religious stuff while holding true to important principles. Theres a blueprint for getting rid of these guys.


—+++

Oh dear heavens.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:20 PM (Wmg4n)

166
First they unleashed the ampersands... but I said nothing because I could already use ampersands

Then they unleashed the opening and closing tags... and still I said nothing because such trivialities were beneath me.

Now they are unleashing the umlauts because they are louts themselves... ü ö ï ë ä

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:20 PM (xG4kz)

167 Im thinking anyone looking for a politician in the middle east who is a howdy doody with no baggage whatsoever that could govern Iran is well going to be disappointed

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 04:20 PM (REq0p)

168 Today CNN asked President Biden what he thought about the war with Iran....

President Biden's Cryptic response is the following...

"Giant Clams, Jimmy Carter. etc... etc....etc..."

CNN believes that President Biden does not support the war based on his well thought out answer....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 06, 2026 04:21 PM (thvln)

169 Post needs more hot Persian chicks.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 04:21 PM (/lPRQ)

170 There's more than one Ayatollah. "Supreme Leader of Iran" and "Ayatollah" are not synonyms.
Posted by: XTC


Ayatollah,.....

don't know her.

Posted by: Charles F at March 06, 2026 04:21 PM (HjVhR)

171 I hope Scott Jennings' cell mates have been patted down for concealed weapons. Would be prudent. After all they are insane murderous mewling quims.

Posted by: rocky raccoon at March 06, 2026 04:21 PM (ehY6c)

172 Hoo Boy, if I had those nostrils back in the day, I could have bankrupted the band in about a week....

Posted by: Stevie Nicks at March 06, 2026 04:21 PM (skR0U)

173 Ooof, that is going to leave a mark,

Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
·
1h
🚨 Breaking: IRGC Quds Force commander Esmail Qaani is confirmed safe in Israel 🇮🇱

It can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.

Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (E4rtv)

174 The ayatollah it really Erika Kirk. The voices in my head told me that.

Posted by: Candace Owens Nostrils at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (7S15B)

175 (170 is NOT charles f. It is supposed to be Charles Durning for an obscure joke that I doubt anyone will recognize. My speciality.)

Posted by: Charles F at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (HjVhR)

176 250+ mosques in and around Tehran have been burned down by the protestors.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (+nEug)

177 The summary is she makes a shizzleton of money for being a kook, and she doesn’t have a small following, which is scary, Ace is right in his position.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Wmg4n)

he'd be right to do it for the lulz.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (8avO+)

178 160 A Mog is a Half-Man Half-Dog..... A Mog.

In Iran a Half Goat and Half Man is called.....

"Ayatollah"

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (My2aF)

179
Odd Ogg, Odd Ogg
Half turtle and half frog
He's the greatest toy of all
Odd Ogg plays ball!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (xG4kz)

180 >>>
Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid

1h
🚨 Breaking: IRGC Quds Force commander Esmail Qaani is confirmed safe in Israel 🇮🇱
It can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.

i thought Iran killed him?!

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (1wjle)

181 The ayatollah it really Erika Kirk. The voices in my head told me that.
Posted by: Candace Owens Nostrils at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (7S15B)

Can we get tucker's bedroom demon to confirm that for us?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (8avO+)

182 The group she formed, "Unity of Fields," is explicitly in favor of terrorism against the west.

--------------

"If you kill Trump, they will cum."

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (iu4Pw)

183 I love how the Brits keep trying to refight the Crimean War in Ukraine. Sending an admiral to try and blow up the bridge connecting it to mainland Russia and all that.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)
=====

At the moment, a lot of UK people are really upset that, after the Persians launched a ballistic missile at Cyprus, it was going to take a British destroyer a full week to make its appearance in the Levant.

Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (rj6Yv)

184 Biden to the black crowd at Jesse Jackson's funeral: “I am a Hell of a lot smarter than most of you”

Well. Okay then.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (OoFl2)

185 What if an umlaut identifies as a diaeresis?

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

186 When Buck Dharma was on the old Ace Of Spades podcast Ace asked him about the origin of the umlaut on the Blue Oyster Cult band logo. They were the first. Are those podcasts still available somewhere?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (CNl8/)

187 176 250+ mosques in and around Tehran have been burned down by the protestors.

The Horror...... The Horror...............

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (My2aF)

188 Iranians singing our national anthem is highly gratifying because they honestly mean to pay respect.

The following music is for fighting -

https://tinyurl.com/mvw362y7

Posted by: 13times at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (pBdmv)

189 By the way, Erika Kirk has a nice butt. Wait, who said that?

Posted by: Candace Owens Nostrils at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (7S15B)

190 🚨 Breaking: IRGC Quds Force commander Esmail Qaani is confirmed safe in Israel 🇮🇱

It can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.


Huh, I saw a post that claimed he had been executed for spying for Israel. I won't claim he's a good guy; he's probably just trying to save his ass, but still...

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:24 PM (Riz8t)

191 180 >>>
Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid

1h
🚨 Breaking: IRGC Quds Force commander Esmail Qaani is confirmed safe in Israel 🇮🇱
It can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.

i thought Iran killed him?!
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (1wjle)

They really DID follow the plot of the Vince Flynn book. Damn!

Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 04:24 PM (tOcjL)

192 >>i thought Iran killed him?!


He was only MOSTLY dead.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:24 PM (l9aEn)

193 Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid

1h
🚨 Breaking: IRGC Quds Force commander Esmail Qaani is confirmed safe in Israel 🇮🇱
It can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.

i thought Iran killed him?!
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (1wjle)

Misssed him by THAT much!

Be funny if Mossad engineered a fake arrest and carry off to execution to get him out of the country.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:24 PM (8avO+)

194 First they unleashed the ampersands... but I said nothing because I could already use ampersands

Then they unleashed the opening and closing tags... and still I said nothing because such trivialities were beneath me.

Now they are unleashing the umlauts because they are louts themselves... ü ö ï ë ä
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Stands in awe of an umlauter.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 04:24 PM (oKJ0C)

195 the esmail thing seems to be a parody/meme, according to Grok


I do think that Iran murdered him.

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (1wjle)

196 It's rumored that Margaret Thatcher could whip out a big boner at the drop of a hat. Hillary, of course, has a big one as well, but unfortunately for her, Donny's is bigger.
Posted by: Martin Tell

There's that famous story of the three of them at the men's room urinal with Arnold Palmer, and Donny just having to pull his out halfway to win the measuring contest.

Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (Y8DZL)

197 It sounds like Moji is actually gay.
Off the building!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (n5tGW)

198 For me the wars against Iraq were just a matter of geopolitical necessity. Saddam was an adversary.

The fight against the Iran Mullacracy a is personal. Khomeini was the enemy as are those who follow him.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (47/pr)

199 184 Biden to the black crowd at Jesse Jackson's funeral: “I am a Hell of a lot smarter than most of you”

Well. Okay then.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (OoFl2)

The opposite of the Gruesome Newsom strategy...

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (wa/yD)

200 Biden to the black crowd at Jesse Jackson's funeral: “I am a Hell of a lot smarter than most of you”

Well. Okay then.
Posted by: Piper

So he's also a hell of a lot smarter than Gavin Newsome.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (77rzZ)

201 152 >>>130 Sounds like "mogged" is just a new way of saying "owned"

yes but more meaning "outshined"/"upstaged"
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:18 PM (1wjle)

And, in front of a camera--and everything now takes place in front of a camera--doesn't it also include "mugging"; like, hogging the camera shot?

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (+YA9H)

202 Now they are unleashing the umlauts because they are louts themselves... ü ö ï ë ä
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:20 PM


Let us not conflate the umlaut with the diaeresis diacritic, however.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 06, 2026 04:26 PM (0sNs1)

203 >>Biden to the black crowd at Jesse Jackson's funeral: “I am a Hell of a lot smarter than most of you”


I bet they all lined up to play with the hair on his legs immediately following his speech.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:26 PM (l9aEn)

204 It’s extremely gratifying to see that display for our KIA. Just like that video of the downed pilots and the people thanking them and asking of the were ok.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:26 PM (AaEou)

205 176 250+ mosques in and around Tehran have been burned down by the protestors.
___

I do wonder if the Sunnis in Iran's neighborhood, happy that the Shias are getting smoked today, in a generation will be bothered that Iran is hodgepodge of Christians, Atheists, Zoroastrians, Ba'hai, Jews, and still some Shias, and start agitating for re-conquest.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 04:26 PM (Dv3i1)

206 At the moment, a lot of UK people are really upset that, after the Persians launched a ballistic missile at Cyprus, it was going to take a British destroyer a full week to make its appearance in the Levant.
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (rj6Yv)

They sent a few to the Houthi war but they all broke down. They may have to go back to tradition and steal some boats from the French Navy going forward.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)

207
Has Candy O been annointed as the new Nostrildamus yet?

What's the delay here, people?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:26 PM (xG4kz)

208 t can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.

i thought Iran killed him?!
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (1wjle)
===

Well, he's dead to us!

Posted by: A Voice From An Undisclosed Location in Persia at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (rj6Yv)

209 Today Kami Harris admitted that she was ...

"Deep Throat" during the Watergate Investigation....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (YuOiR)

210 "i'm actually looking forward to the longer days."

Hate to break it to you, but the length of the day stays the same.

Indian say, "Only white man could cut off end of blanket, sew it to other end, and say blanket is longer."

Posted by: Martin Tell at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (sFNX2)

211 thank *you.* She has always been a black leftist grifter. She started her "career" off with a racehoax and now she's attacking Erika Kirk because she's white and she outshined Cavernous Nostrils.
Posted by: ace


---

Agreed wholeheartedly. Was a DW subscriber early on, until they brought her in. Dropped my sub. Re-started it the day after they showed her the curb. I knew enough then to vote with my wallet.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (tmaEb)

212 185 What if an umlaut identifies as a diaeresis?
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

Or two little tiny eyes?

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (+YA9H)

213 Biden to the black crowd at Jesse Jackson's funeral: “I am a Hell of a lot smarter than most of you”

Well. Okay then.


Did he really say that? Between him and Newsom, blacks might want to reconsider their support of the Democrats.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (Riz8t)

214 I think it's just another British slang word, like chuffed, knackered, gutted, kaffir, allahu akbar...etc.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Somebody named Moy Miz explains Trump’s relationship to the Muslim world.

Moy Miz
@moymiz
The Muslim world is divided about Iran:

Muslim countries in favor of removing the regime:

Jordan
Kuwait
UAE
Saudi Arabia
Oman
Qatar
Bahrain

Muslim countries against the removal of the regime:

Great Britain
France
Spain

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (FXNzP)

215 “It takes a Village to raise a Child”

And then … the Child razes the Village. Stupid bastards.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (d6jY2)

216 198 The fight against the Iran Mullacracy a is personal. Khomeini was the enemy as are those who follow him.
Posted by: Minuteman at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (47/pr)

Khomeini has been dead since 1989.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (wa/yD)

217 I remember when it came out Saddam tried to assassinate Bush 41 AFTER the Gulf War ended that the left argued that wasn't grounds for removing him later.

Which is odd because "tried to assassinate our leader" has always been considered grounds for war.

I remember where was a discussion about Iran trying to assassinate Trump - looks like this was a separate once from the two American NatSec attempts during the campaign.

And something to vote, the first American guy came within a few inches of killing Trump...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (sKqQm)

218 152 >>>130 Sounds like "mogged" is just a new way of saying "owned"

yes but more meaning "outshined"/"upstaged"
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:18 PM (1wjle)

And, in front of a camera--and everything now takes place in front of a camera--doesn't it also include "mugging"; like, hogging the camera shot?
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (+YA9H)

Not a requirement, the camera pans to them naturally

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (8avO+)

219 >>>Hate to break it to you, but the length of the day stays the same.
Indian say, "Only white man could cut off end of blanket, sew it to other end, and say blanket is longer."

well I don't get up until 8 so for me, the day will be longer.

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (1wjle)

220 This is what Khamenei did when he was president of Iran: he sent ten year old boys to clear minefields. Each boy was given a plastic key. They were told that when they get blown up, the plastic key would open the kingdom of heaven for them.

-----------------

"You say that -- murdering, raping, and mutilating children -- like it's a bad thing, h8r!"

/The Enlightened GloboHomo Deep State Western IslamoFascist Commie Nihilist Satanist Islamunists

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (iu4Pw)

221 It’s like that alleged phot of the Basij leader on a burka. That looks suspect also. Funny. But suspect.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (AaEou)

222 So horse woman Kristi Noem will be present at Shield of the Americas meeting. The Donald is keeping his enemies close.

Posted by: rocky raccoon at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (ehY6c)

223 The fight against the Iran Mullacracy a is personal. Khomeini was the enemy as are those who follow him.
____

And after everything I've done for you....

Posted by: Carter's Shade at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (Dv3i1)

224 Today Kami Harris admitted that she was ...

"Deep Throat" during the Watergate Investigation....
Posted by: CNN Breaking News


She wasn't Deep Throat.
She admitted she was deep throating during Watergate.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (oKJ0C)

225 Sounds like "mogged" is just a new way of saying "owned"
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026


***
In Brit slang "moggy" or "moggie" means a tabby cat. I thought "mogged" meant one group pounced on another like a cat on a mouse!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (wzUl9)

226 The hubris of man thinks they control the cycles of the sun and moon.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (+nEug)

227 192 >>i thought Iran killed him?!


He was only MOSTLY dead.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:24 PM (l9aEn)


So close to a big sock win!

Posted by: Billy Crystal at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (RfVfI)

228 >> well I don't get up until 8 so for me, the day will be longer.

You really are a woman, aren’t you.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:29 PM (AaEou)

229 What if an umlaut identifies as a diaeresis?
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026


***
I think you have to go to a hospital or clinic for that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:29 PM (wzUl9)

230 Trump is old-school, and a NYer -- he remembers every insult to this nation and is settling scores.

He understands the significance of "unconditional surrender."

(forgive me if my attempt at a bold sig lands me in the barrel)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 04:29 PM (HjVhR)

231 It’s like that alleged phot of the Basij leader on a burka. That looks suspect also. Funny. But suspect.

I grokked that story, and as far as anyone can tell, it's fake. Still, it's too good not to circulate.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:29 PM (Riz8t)

232 Breaking: IRGC Quds Force commander Esmail Qaani is confirmed safe in Israel 🇮🇱

It can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.
==

this has to be a joke

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:30 PM (GD0B3)

233 What a shame. Judge Speedy Gonzalez, who illegally handcuffed and detained a lawyer in San Antonio, has just lost her job.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 04:30 PM (0U5gm)

234 Biden to the black crowd at Jesse Jackson's funeral: “I am a Hell of a lot smarter than most of you”

-
He can build castles in the clouds with his mind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:30 PM (FXNzP)

235 The days do, in fact, get longer. Until almost the end of June.

But DST has nothing to do with that.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:30 PM (l9aEn)

236 Libertarians and people who work overtime to refuse to understand what a Declaration of War is hardest hit.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (fYhK6)

237 213 Biden to the black crowd at Jesse Jackson's funeral:

Sheeeeeeeet Bloods and Mamas What be Happenin ???

Ho Bro's and Crazy Mama's........

I am going downtown South Philly to pick up some Crazy Mama's with Jessie later today...

What you say Honky White Trash Trump ????

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (PRjlk)

238 As for the military guy, Esmail Qaani, everything seems unverified online. Fog of war for his actual status and whereabouts, be they 6 ft under or 6ft over the border in Israel...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (tOcjL)

239 it's a running joke among Iranians and Israelis that Qaani is MOSSAD

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (GD0B3)

240 228 >> well I don't get up until 8 so for me, the day will be longer.

You really are a woman, aren’t you.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:29 PM (AaEou)

h8er!

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (+YA9H)

241 As war with Iran heads toward a second week, most Americans say that they are against the military action and disapprove of how President Trump is handling it, according to the latest NPR/PBS News/Marist poll.

By a 56%-44% margin, respondents said they oppose the military action.

Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (ZxPkt)

242 Pavlavi just needs to sit this one out. He's got no ties to the Iranian people. Lived high on the hog while the Iranian people suffered. Sorry. Stay where you are and let a good Iranian leader rise from the people of Iran, in Iran.
Posted by: Diabeetus at

A nation needs a long attached symbol. If he can realize this is his sole purpose he is of high transition value.
I think he does.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (sl73Y)

243 The scalp weasel is looking a bit ragged. This is concerning.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (viF8m)

244 They are still smoking everything that moves. The hits on IGRC and the other goons hasn’t ceased either. We actually sent the B2’s again yesterday.

It’s 1am in Tehran right now. So night ops are in full swing.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:32 PM (AaEou)

245 Muslim countries against the removal of the regime:

Great Britain
France
Spain

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (FXNzP)

---------------

* snort *

Too bad Minnesomalia and New Zimbroadway City didn't make that list ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:32 PM (iu4Pw)

246 I thought the only people on this blog who were allowed to use umlauts were Doof, in the alternate spelling of his name, and Sponge when addressing him by it.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM


Dude. You're not new here. The Style Guide demands umlaut usage when discussing Queensrÿche.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 04:32 PM (0sNs1)

247 I like this version better.
I call dibs on this enhancement.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 04:32 PM (HjVhR)

248 Looks like NPR got the poll result they wanted

Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 04:32 PM (ZxPkt)

249 The summary is she makes a shizzleton of money for being a kook, and she doesn’t have a small following, which is scary, Ace is right in his position.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Wmg4n)

he'd be right to do it for the lulz.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (8avO+)


He should do it for the lulz. Candace wants to be Oprah, so there's a bountiful field of comedy to be picked.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 04:33 PM (2ocoG)

250
Biden to the black crowd at Jesse Jackson's funeral: “I am a Hell of a lot smarter than most of you”


And no one in the crowd shouted out, "Idiot says, 'What?'"

I am disappoint.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:33 PM (xG4kz)

251 232 this has to be a joke
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:30 PM (GD0B3)

Yes, but it's always a good thing to run fake stories that make Muslims think that the Jewish People are owning them 24/7 and any one of their "trusted" Muslim commanders could secretly be Jewish.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:33 PM (wa/yD)

252 213 Biden to the black crowd at Jesse Jackson's funeral: “I am a Hell of a lot smarter than most of you”

Well. Okay then.

Did he really say that? Between him and Newsom, blacks might want to reconsider their support of the Democrats.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (Riz8t)

He did, it was in the context of being made fun of for a stutter, but even his context was like he was speaking to that crowd, not an anonymous they out there in the ether.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:33 PM (OoFl2)

253 >> Looks like NPR got the poll result they wanted


Marist College. Good lord. That's scraping the barrel.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:33 PM (l9aEn)

254 This is all an attempt to distract from the new Trump mentions in the Epstein files.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (W2Pud)

255 Sounds like "mogged" is just a new way of saying "owned"
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026

***
In Brit slang "moggy" or "moggie" means a tabby cat. I thought "mogged" meant one group pounced on another like a cat on a mouse!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (wzUl9)

Moggy is just a non purebred cat, not necessarily tabby although many of them are tabbys, of course.

In the genetic sense all cats have are tabbys and tabby gene, but other genes can cover up the pattern.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (8avO+)

256 232 Breaking: IRGC Quds Force commander Esmail Qaani is confirmed safe in Israel 🇮🇱

It can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.
==

this has to be a joke
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:30 PM (GD0B3)

Nothing about it in the Israel Times, so

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (pDt9x)

257 Diabeetus, you must have missed the hundreds of thousands of protestors calling for Pahlavi to return

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (+nEug)

258 Esmail Qaani doesn't actually exist.

*looks suspiciously both ways*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (n5tGW)

259 Biden to the black crowd at Jesse Jackson's funeral: “I am a Hell of a lot smarter than most of you”

-
He can build castles in the clouds with his mind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026


***
"Well, so can I; and so can any man. But will those castles remain floating when I open my eyes?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (wzUl9)

260 Is it OK to dox a Mullah?

Posted by: Indy Bill at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (X6hcS)

261 Everybody know Camela was Veep Throat.

Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (vFG9F)

262 I'm too ignorant to even guess. Is DrEliDavid just messing with the IRGC after they killed Esmail Qaani, or did the Israelis really spirit him out of Iran?

See I don't even know if Qaani was the head of the Qods? force that was killed as a suspected Mossad agent.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (vlkz/)

263 230 Trump is old-school, and a NYer -- he remembers every insult to this nation and is settling scores.

Trump is from Queens. All Queens Guys have an attitude and are meaner than a junkyard dog...

Most Democrats and Libs do not understand this and get F**ked every time they screw with Trump...


Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (YuOiR)

264 255 Sounds like "mogged" is just a new way of saying "owned"
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026

Back in my day we just called it "shown up."

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (HjVhR)

265 War never solved anything, except slavery, naziism........

(note I didn't say communism because, well)

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (vE0+H)

266 He should do it for the lulz. Candace wants to be Oprah, so there's a bountiful field of comedy to be picked.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 04:33 PM (2ocoG)

She'd have to gain a lot of weight first.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (8avO+)

267 This is maybe a good way to handle the stuff the crazies say:

Bonchie retweeted
@marcthiessen
19h
No one cares

Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
@FmrRepMTG
Mar 5
Tucker would beat Trump if he ran for President and Trump tried to violate the constitution and tried to run again for a third term.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (+YA9H)

268 257 Diabeetus, you must have missed the hundreds of thousands of protestors calling for Pahlavi to return
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (+nEug)

Similar to all the "It must be renamed Persia" people missing Iranians on social media saying they want it to stay ""Iran".

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (wa/yD)

269 The scalp weasel is looking a bit ragged. This is concerning.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (viF8m)

-----------------

Does the GEOTUS ever sleep?

He's 16 years my senior -- and in worse physical shape (although like him, I'm a fast-food junkie) and I wish I had half his energy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (iu4Pw)

270 254 This is all an attempt to distract from the new Trump mentions in the Epstein files.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (W2Pud)

Heh. That dead horse has not only been beaten, it has been minced, and pureed.

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (pDt9x)

271 Moggy is just a non purebred cat, not necessarily tabby although many of them are tabbys, of course.

In the genetic sense all cats have are tabbys and tabby gene, but other genes can cover up the pattern.
Posted by: Oldcat

Can you use "mutt" or "mongrel" to describe a mixed-breed cat?

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:36 PM (77rzZ)

272 If you can dox a Mullah, do.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 04:36 PM (Dv3i1)

273 Biden to the black crowd at Jesse Jackson's funeral: “I am a Hell of a lot smarter than most of you”

He went full Newsom? You *never* go full Newsom.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 04:36 PM (2ocoG)

274 >>>121 WHAT?? SPRING FORWARD THIS WEEKEND??!!

oh yeah

i'm actually looking forward to the longer days.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM



If present trends continue, we will have 28 hours of daylight every day by next December.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:36 PM (4NO2D)

275 There's probably a higher percentage of Iranians that love the US than Americans that do....

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:36 PM (vE0+H)

276 I assume these are the types who constantly use the phrase "Theory of Mind" over and over again.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (wa/yD)


Probably? For normal people, Theory of Mind is just a stage of early childhood development where you realize that other people have thoughts about you, and those thoughts are shaped by how you act, so you ought to be careful how you act. You learn it and move on. For the high-functioning sociopath, it's a deep insight that they have to constantly consciously employ, since intuitive, emotional empathy never kicks in.

Or that's my layperson understanding, I'm just a guy with a mind of my own dealing with other people with minds, not a professional psychologist.

Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (Sy6m/)

277 Biden to the black crowd at Jesse Jackson's funeral: “I am a Hell of a lot smarter than most of you”

Speechin' da troof to power!

Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (Y8DZL)

278 Esmail Qaani doesn't actually exist.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

So he's actually in Rhode Island?

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (77rzZ)

279 250+ mosques in and around Tehran have been burned down by the protestors.
Posted by: Ben Had

In the middle of Ramadan?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (FXNzP)

280 Beach Boys Version of "Barbara Ann" has now been revised by Donny Trump Records Company to sing....

"Bomb .... Bomb .... Bomb ..... Bomb Iran.....

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (YuOiR)

281 243 The scalp weasel is looking a bit ragged. This is concerning.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (viF8m)


Agreed! I just heard that on MSNOW!

Posted by: Worried in Seattle at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (RfVfI)

282 despite some of these same senators supporting Obama in unilateral attacks on Libya...
---------------

That was different because Obama is gay.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (vE0+H)

283 When has the War Powers act been used, post WWII? Seems like as with lots of 'Acts', 'Laws', and 'Amendments'; they all seem to fall into the category of 'useful, until it isn't'. All that said, I'm perfectly fine with the bombing of the mad mullahs of Iran. They started it in 1979. Don't go crying now. Make Persia Great Again (well, not Xerxes great but whatever).

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (sAmhv)

284 I think the last time I slept until 8am, I woke up on the side of an airfield taxi ramp.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:38 PM (AaEou)

285 Can you use "mutt" or "mongrel" to describe a mixed-breed cat?
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026


***
I guess you could, though "mutt" is pretty much attached to the dog. Most people writing or talking about non-purebreds say "mixed-breed cat," though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:38 PM (wzUl9)

286 >>>Most Democrats and Libs do not understand this and get F**ked every time they screw with Trump...

They're used to the usual "by your leave, sir" Republicans, many of which, alas, still infest Congress.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 06, 2026 04:38 PM (CwhoI)

287 225 In Brit slang "moggy" or "moggie" means a tabby cat. I thought "mogged" meant one group pounced on another like a cat on a mouse!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (wzUl9)

Mogh was Worf's father on Star Trek.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:38 PM (wa/yD)

288 "Tucker would beat Trump if he ran for President and Trump tried to violate the constitution and tried to run again for a third term."

Ok, she's done. No more weed for MTG.

Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 04:38 PM (vFG9F)

289 279 250+ mosques in and around Tehran have been burned down by the protestors.
Posted by: Ben Had

In the middle of Ramadan?!!

But the UN has airlifted 10,000 Goats into Iran for Ramadan....

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:38 PM (YuOiR)

290 >>Does the GEOTUS ever sleep?

>>He's 16 years my senior -- and in worse physical shape (although like him, I'm a fast-food junkie) and I wish I had half his energy.

The number of major things on his plate is astounding and he just keeps going. He's obviously unique but coming after Biden who called a lid everyday at 9 am the contrast is incredible.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (viF8m)

291 This is all an attempt to distract from the new Trump mentions in the Epstein files.

"Some people think that's sexy" - E. Jean Carroll

Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (2ocoG)

292 Beach Boys Version of "Barbara Ann" has now been revised by Donny Trump Records Company to sing....

"Bomb .... Bomb .... Bomb ..... Bomb Iran.....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026


***
Vince Vance and the Valiants did a version of that in 1979-80.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (wzUl9)

293 Cats are all a litter box away from being feral.

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (pDt9x)

294 Trump isn't just settling scores or messing with America's enemies, he is slowly turning the screw on the domestic and global Left. We dreamed of someone that would fight the commies like this, prayed for it even... and here we are.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (vE0+H)

295 The mosques are being burned because they are weapon storage and Basij gathering points. They have been used as HQ’s for all the enforcers.

That’s why people are burning them down.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (AaEou)

296
Can you imagine the horror of being one of Candy O's children?

Daily sweeps for Mossad bugs on your person scheduled for 0800, 1200, 1600 and 2000, with two more thrown in at random times just of shits and grins?

"WHERE IS IT? OUT WITH IT, YOU!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (xG4kz)

297 ***He now says Iran has only one way out: Unconditional surrender.
--

As Sly Stone said, Boom, cha ka la ka, Boom cha ka la ka, Boom

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 04:40 PM (83+LM)

298 Moggy is just a non purebred cat, not necessarily tabby although many of them are tabbys, of course.

In the genetic sense all cats have are tabbys and tabby gene, but other genes can cover up the pattern.
Posted by: Oldcat

Can you use "mutt" or "mongrel" to describe a mixed-breed cat?
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:36 PM (77rzZ)

You can, but it isn't common. Mixed breed or Alley cat is more common, and "domestic" is the fanciest. It is pretty new for people to thing the default "cat" might be purebred.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:40 PM (8avO+)

299 If present trends continue, we will have 28 hours of daylight every day by next December.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:36 PM (4NO2D)

ALL OF FLORIDA WILL BE UNDER WATER!!!1!1!!

Posted by: Al Gore at March 06, 2026 04:40 PM (aqZN1)

300 Pahlavi has the best chances of anyone if inspiring a unified, popular government going forward.

People here should be honest and admit the likely outcomes in this situation. Highest likelihood is that the regular army, not the IRGC, rises up and imposes a neutral military dictatorship. Better than what’s there now, but not great and won’t have popular support.

The next most likely outcome is that both the IRGC and the regular army collapse as their leadership is killed and no one takes charge of anything. Iran devolves into 4 or 5 ethnic proto-states; an Azeri section, a Kurdish section, a Persian section, and so forth. That will be chaos.

Pahlavi offers a much more stable and sustainable future than any of that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 04:40 PM (fSA1n)

301 294 Trump isn't just settling scores or messing with America's enemies, he is slowly turning the screw on the domestic and global Left. We dreamed of someone that would fight the commies like this, prayed for it even... and here we are.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (vE0+H)

The more he can freeze out and isolate the CCP, the better.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (wa/yD)

302 My dim memory circuits reveal the War Powers Act was a response to LBJ and the “attack” in the Gulf of Tonkin that precipitated the windup in Viet Nam. Passed in 1973, a bad year for pretty much everything.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (d6jY2)

303
The Wellstone funeral got race-swapped.

Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (Y8DZL)

304 Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
@FmrRepMTG

Tucker would beat Trump if he ran for President and Trump tried to violate the constitution and tried to run again for a third term.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (+YA9H)

---------------

That's a sub-80 IQ right there ...

OUT: TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).
IN: TDM (Trump Derangement Meltdown).

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (iu4Pw)

305 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:38 PM (wzUl9)

How's the hegira to Indiana coming along?

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (77rzZ)

306 if Mossad engineered a fake arrest and carry off to execution

What a shame we don't still have Lalo Schifrin and Morricone around to score this action. It's worthy of them.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (zdLoL)

307 Daylight gets a little longer each day until the Summer Solstice.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (DgMqy)

308 And as for mixed-breed cats, except for my four Siberians, all of my feline friends have been mixed breeds. Unless you want a particular look or temperament, or bragging rights, a mixed-breed cat can be just as beautiful, companionable, and smart as any cat with a pedigree.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (wzUl9)

309 I hope we're bombing some mosques there too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (n5tGW)

310 Cats are all a litter box away from being feral.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (pDt9x)

One issue with lost indoor cats is that the fright does awake a self protective feral reversion and they don't answer if the owner calls. You have to find and get them and return them to their normal home to break them out of it.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)

311 307 Daylight gets a little longer each day until the Summer Solstice.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (DgMqy)

The Naked Prancing around Day.

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (pDt9x)

312 nurse ratched,
Kevin Bass's post (on X today) meticulously reviews 40 documents mentioning Donald Trump across 1.39 million Epstein-related DOJ files, revealing a 1990s social friendship that ended in 2004 when Trump banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago after an alleged underage assault there, with no documented contact afterward.

Key evidence includes Trump's cooperation with victims' attorney Brad Edwards, a single 1997 domestic flight log entry, and FBI investigations dismissing anonymous tips as uncorroborated, contrasting sharply with thousands of documents linking others like Bill Clinton and Bill Gates to deeper ties.

Recent DOJ releases of previously withheld files echo the post's findings, surfacing unsubstantiated 1980s assault claims from a single 2019 FBI interview that yielded no charges or follow-up, underscoring the lack of proven misconduct despite extensive scrutiny.

(worth reading the original in its entirety).

Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (E4rtv)

313 293 Cats are all a litter box away from being feral.
Posted by: tubal at March 06,

Well my cat just ate a pretzel, so I think he is probably not going feral soon.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (OoFl2)

314 After the Donald has given his all to America , perhaps he will go to Gaza and make it fabulous. God give him length of days.

Posted by: kingsman at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (ehY6c)

315 I hope we're bombing some mosques there too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (n5tGW)

"Oopsie! Oh look at those secondary explosions!"

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (dK+Kv)

316 Strong work this week Ace. Why don't you finish out the afternoon and then take the rest of the week off?

I'm also going to put a gold star on your personnel file.

Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (qgHp7)

317 Pahlavi is already in consultation with Iran's neighbors and his plan for a stable Iran

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (+nEug)

318 People here should be honest and admit the likely outcomes in this situation. Highest likelihood is that the regular army, not the IRGC, rises up and imposes a neutral military dictatorship. Better than what’s there now, but not great and won’t have popular support.


There's a reasonable chance the Commies will try to take over.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (Riz8t)

319 Too bad Minnesomalia and New Zimbroadway City didn't make that list ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist

NEW, from me @J_Insider—New York City's First Lady, Zohran Mamdani's wife, liked Instagram posts celebrating the Oct. 7 attacks on Israel, including one that featured stills from livestreams of the assault and labeled it "systemic change for collective liberation."

-
And a question.

Jason Curtis Anderson
@JCAndersonNYC
Can someone at the NYTimes explain to me why we should care about Dan Goldman’s wife’s pro-Israel posts but not Zohran’s wife’s pro-Hamas posts?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:44 PM (FXNzP)

320 Besides the 10,000 Goats being airlifted into Iran we also require 6 Tons of Vaseline.......

If you know what I mean..... Wink..... Wink......

While we are trapped in our bomb shelters

Posted by: The Present Ayatollah in hiding in Iran at March 06, 2026 04:44 PM (i3lyM)

321 And as for mixed-breed cats, except for my four Siberians, all of my feline friends have been mixed breeds. Unless you want a particular look or temperament, or bragging rights, a mixed-breed cat can be just as beautiful, companionable, and smart as any cat with a pedigree.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (wzUl9)

Cat breeds are just selecting a coat, body form and pattern from the general pool of cat genes.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:44 PM (8avO+)

322 Cats are all a litter box away from being feral.
Posted by: tubal at March 06,

Well my cat just ate a pretzel, so I think he is probably not going feral soon.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (OoFl2)

Narrator: It was a kale pretzel, and the kitty is plotting to eat your face off because of it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2026 04:44 PM (dK+Kv)

323 Cats are all a litter box away from being feral.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026


***
They get attached to humans and their goodies, though. Big black Wolf had been turned out and abandoned when his humans got evicted. For a while he made a living going door to door for handouts, and was very pleased when I took him in. He could have gone feral, but didn't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:44 PM (wzUl9)

324 304 Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
@FmrRepMTG

Tucker would beat Trump if he ran for President and Trump tried to violate the constitution and tried to run again for a third term.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (+YA9H)

---------------

That's a sub-80 IQ right there ...

OUT: TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).
IN: TDM (Trump Derangement Meltdown).
Posted by: ShainS -
--------
MTG got revealed today about receiving campaign funds, like Massie, from a far left Muzzie donor. Trying to hide that in search engines. Same guy/family donated to the Squad, massive donations to Act Blue, etc.

Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:44 PM (E4rtv)

325 That's a sub-80 IQ right there ...

OUT: TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).
IN: TDM (Trump Derangement Meltdown).
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (iu4Pw)

And if MTG had balls she'd still be a cunt.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 04:45 PM (06Hmj)

326 @0hour1 is reporting that MTG and Massie took a lot of Muslim money

Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 04:45 PM (gKWVE)

327 The Naked Prancing around Day.
___

Count me in!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 06, 2026 04:45 PM (Dv3i1)

328 "Oopsie! Oh look at those secondary explosions!"
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Well, Islamic communion uses TNT.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:45 PM (FXNzP)

329 Iran spends so much of it's oil revenue funding proxies and it's various military branches, just stopping that would allow them to raise the standard of living for it's people to heights never before seen there.


They might actually have drinking water in the capital.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:45 PM (4NO2D)

330 I think that some people, like MTG, spend way too much time on X looking for clicks, and forget reality. Too much time on the screen leads to mental illness.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (0U5gm)

331 Pahlavi is already in consultation with Iran's neighbors and his plan for a stable Iran
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (+nEug)

Shaving off bits of the exterior could be used to make deals with several neighbors. A Kurd district/state could be useful to several neighbors with fractious minorities.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (8avO+)

332 On the one hand, I feel bad that whig scooped me on that one, on the other hand, I coughed up a source. whoooo

Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (gKWVE)

333 Cat breeds are just selecting a coat, body form and pattern from the general pool of cat genes.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026


***

And sometimes personality. Consider the Ragdoll, who goes limp and relaxed when picked up. Many mixed-breed cats do that, but the Ragdoll has it in his breed standard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (wzUl9)

334 311 307 Daylight gets a little longer each day until the Summer Solstice.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (DgMqy)

The Naked Prancing around Day.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (pDt9x)


We call those days....Weekdays!

Posted by: Pete and Chasten at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (skR0U)

335 The weekend is here here

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (Ia/+0)

336 Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (0U5gm)

Don't think too hard on the topic. When you pay a whore, she does things with her mouth

Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (gKWVE)

337 307 Daylight gets a little longer each day until the Summer Solstice.

"GLOBAL WARMING" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:47 PM (ff2r3)

338 Iran spends so much of it's oil revenue funding proxies and it's various military branches, just stopping that would allow them to raise the standard of living for it's people to heights never before seen there.


They might actually have drinking water in the capital.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:45 PM (4NO2D)

you should see how they looked in the 60s and 70s. There are some films from Teheran, looks like any western state at the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:47 PM (8avO+)

339 302 My dim memory circuits reveal the War Powers Act was a response to LBJ and the “attack” in the Gulf of Tonkin that precipitated the windup in Viet Nam. Passed in 1973, a bad year for pretty much everything.
Posted by: Common Tater
=======
Passed over Richard Nixon's Veto. And every subsequent president (except mebbe Obama or Biden) have maintained its unconstitutionality. All have complied with reporting provisions but have argued freedom to use force.

Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:47 PM (E4rtv)

340 After the Donald has given his all to America , perhaps he will go to Gaza and make it fabulous. God give him length of days.

Posted by: kingsman at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (ehY6c)

----------------

"Welcome to The Trump Gaza-illa Tower -- The Tallest Building in The Middle East! With the World's First 72-Virgin Hole Golf Coarse ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:48 PM (iu4Pw)

341 >>MTG got revealed today about receiving campaign funds, like Massie, from a far left Muzzie donor. Trying to hide that in search engines. Same guy/family donated to the Squad, massive donations to Act Blue, etc.

That donor also gave Massie an award for something from his pro-Muslim group.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:48 PM (viF8m)

342 282 despite some of these same senators supporting Obama in unilateral attacks on Libya...
---------------

That was different because Obama is gay.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (vE0+H)

; )

evergreen

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:48 PM (+YA9H)

343 A military dictatorship is a non starter and won’t happen. It’s going to be a civilian run coalition government, with a military subservient to those leaders. If you know the Iranian military leadership, then you know (unless the agency or Mossad has a player) none of those people are acceptable. They are fanatics put there for a purpose. Most of regular members are also fanatics, although we will see what happens after a few weeks of watching their shit and friends get smoked.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:48 PM (AaEou)

344 Pahlavi is already in consultation with Iran's neighbors and his plan for a stable Iran
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (+nEug)

people who spew anti Pahlavi propaganda that sounds remarkably like The People's Mojahedin Organization of Iran aka MEK, are very suspect

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (GD0B3)

345 Mojtaba Khamenei's country has fallen and he can't get it up.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (0MjtC)

346 I encourage all Ragheads in Iran that support the Ayatollah commence with Ramadan while we halt bombing for 48 hours...


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM..... You F**ked up and trusted me..... Sorry it won't happen again (Not !!!!!!!)

Posted by: Donny T. at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (ff2r3)

347 'Bout time I retired to the couch, lit a pipe, and continued either with the blog or my current book.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (wzUl9)

348 That donor also gave Massie an award for something from his pro-Muslim group.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:48 PM (viF8m)

Best Pulled Pork?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (06Hmj)

349 Cat breeds are just selecting a coat, body form and pattern from the general pool of cat genes.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026

How much does it cost for the undercatting?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (dK+Kv)

350 295 The mosques are being burned because they are weapon storage and Basij gathering points. They have been used as HQ’s for all the enforcers.

That’s why people are burning them down.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Why aren't they taking the weapons.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (83+LM)

351 341 >>MTG got revealed today about receiving campaign funds, like Massie, from a far left Muzzie donor. Trying to hide that in search engines. Same guy/family donated to the Squad, massive donations to Act Blue, etc.

That donor also gave Massie an award for something from his pro-Muslim group.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:48 PM (viF8m)

Well, he is growing a neckbeard. Now if MTG starts wearing a “ headscarf”.

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (pDt9x)

352 And sometimes personality. Consider the Ragdoll, who goes limp and relaxed when picked up. Many mixed-breed cats do that, but the Ragdoll has it in his breed standard.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (wzUl9)

The so called developer of Ragdolls was a lunatic. Many cats relax when their owner holds them. I had a longhair tabby mix, body style very long legged and lean who did that, but after his timer ticked down would surprise you with a huge hiss and you had to put him on the ground if you know what was good for you. Good old Julius Caesar.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (8avO+)

353 When you pay a whore, she does things with her mouth.

I always kiss them on the mouth. Jane, public relations

Posted by: kingsman at March 06, 2026 04:50 PM (ehY6c)

354 Maybe Iran should try a leader not named Khamenei.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:50 PM (4NO2D)

355 330 I think that some people, like MTG, spend way too much time on X looking for clicks, and forget reality. Too much time on the screen leads to mental illness.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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For a time, she used the deranged Milo for managing her social media accounts. Dunno about now. The groyper brigade are an absolute shit show on X with their rantings amplified by bots and posting mills in the Turd World. We shall see if it drops off soon.

Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv)

356 Chinese and Russian actors are the ones spewing the Iran propaganda. Go visit a place like ZH, you can smell the desperation

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:50 PM (AaEou)

357 Well, he is growing a neckbeard. Now if MTG starts wearing a “ headscarf”.

==

MTG can too grow a neckbeard!

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:50 PM (GD0B3)

358 Canada now offers same day self assisted suicide. Drop 'em off in the morning and pick 'em up in the afternoon.

Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 04:51 PM (vFG9F)

359 350 295 The mosques are being burned because they are weapon storage and Basij gathering points. They have been used as HQ’s for all the enforcers.


The Jews did this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:51 PM (ff2r3)

360 despite some of these same senators supporting Obama in unilateral attacks on Libya...
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That was different because Obama is gay.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (vE0+H)

; )

evergreen
Posted by: m


I thought he was half black?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 04:51 PM (oKJ0C)

361
you should see how they looked in the 60s and 70s. There are some films from Teheran, looks like any western state at the time.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:47 PM

I've even seen photos of the ladies in Afghanistan and they were dressed in western mini skirts too and it makes me really sad for them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (ZujI1)

362 >> Why aren't they taking the weapons.

Some have. But they are being very careful about arming up and providing a pretext for getting shot.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (AaEou)

363 That donor also gave Massie an award for something from his pro-Muslim group.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:48 PM (viF8m)

Well, he is growing a neckbeard. Now if MTG starts wearing a “ headscarf”.
Posted by: tubal
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And the presenter was the former executive director of Iran's version of AIPAC. Award was in Dec. 2025. I think with what is coming out now, Massie may be heading toward retirement soon via a primary loss.

Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (E4rtv)

364 280 Beach Boys Version of "Barbara Ann" has now been revised by Donny Trump Records Company to sing....

"Bomb .... Bomb .... Bomb ..... Bomb Iran.....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (YuOiR)

John McCain was singing that.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (+YA9H)

365 I thought he was half black?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 04:51 PM


The bottom half is white.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (4NO2D)

366 Canada now offers same day self assisted suicide. Drop 'em off in the morning and pick 'em up in the afternoon.
Posted by: fd


Make it legal and I'll give you a 10 minute window.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (oKJ0C)

367 All this parading of individualism, and uncovered cultural pride; I see no praise from Starmer or Parliament. Are they worried? They should be, it might be catching.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (83+LM)

368
Eight minutes to the 5 pm drink time, if I can get my hands to stop shaking.

Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:53 PM (Y8DZL)

369 Canada now offers same day self assisted suicide. Drop 'em off in the morning and pick 'em up in the afternoon.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 04:51 PM (vFG9F)

Soon they will send an Uber for you. Just like Kevorkian, the ghouls are never satisfied.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:53 PM (8avO+)

370 Got stuck with my daughter's cat. I pput a cat door in the slider.
We co exist. Costs me in the winter.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 04:54 PM (sl73Y)

371 356 Chinese and Russian actors are the ones spewing the Iran propaganda. Go visit a place like ZH, you can smell the desperation
Posted by: Marcus T

Their shitshow comment section reminds me of stench rising from waste treatment plants. To be fair, Breitbart is about as bad.

Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)

372 All this parading of individualism, and uncovered cultural pride; I see no praise from Starmer or Parliament. Are they worried? They should be, it might be catching.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (83+LM)

They are wondering if they picked the right Middle Eastern Asian to back. Pakistan is not as good as Persia.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:54 PM (8avO+)

373 Do they put a bullet in the back of your head, in Canada?

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:54 PM (pDt9x)

374 So, the Islamists denied giving keys to heaven to the baby mine trippers, but did not deny that there were baby mine-trippers. The keys are the part that bothered them?

Their minds are wired wrong.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 06, 2026 04:54 PM (NYInA)

375 Maybe Iran should try a leader not named Khamenei.
Posted by: toby928(c)

I wonder if that's etymologically related to "Khomeni"? I would guess so, but I don't know Farsi. Maybe it's a variation akin to the "Mc-" vs. "Mac-" thing in the Celtic languages.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

376 I've even seen photos of the ladies in Afghanistan and they were dressed in western mini skirts too and it makes me really sad for them.
Posted by: CaliGirl

We don't care.

Posted by: Feminist Groups at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (Dv3i1)

377 368
Eight minutes to the 5 pm drink time, if I can get my hands to stop shaking.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:53 PM

This is so bad but I prefer day drinking so the booze wears off and I can sleep. If I have more than 2 drinks in the evening I get insomnia.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (ZujI1)

378 you should see how they looked in the 60s and 70s. There are some films from Teheran, looks like any western state at the time.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:47 PM

I've even seen photos of the ladies in Afghanistan and they were dressed in western mini skirts too and it makes me really sad for them.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (ZujI1)

yeah the progressives here that toppled the Shah have a lot to answer for.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)

379 ShainS

The answer may be having an Eastern European supermodel as your third wife. Trump seems active!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (u82oZ)

380 Biden says he is a heckuva lot smarter than most people at Jackson's funeral. He actually might be correct

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (/C62k)

381
They might actually have drinking water in the capital.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:45 PM (4NO2D)
===

Or Flint, Michigan!!

Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (rj6Yv)

382 And as for mixed-breed cats, except for my four Siberians, all of my feline friends have been mixed breeds. Unless you want a particular look or temperament, or bragging rights, a mixed-breed cat can be just as beautiful, companionable, and smart as any cat with a pedigree.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (wzUl9)
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Pretty sure mine are all mutts of some kind. Mostly American Shorthair, though. No long-haired kitties for me. Hexie probably has some Maine Coone in her somewhere. Polydactylism on all of her paws (very rare) is a bit of a giveaway.

All of them are delightfully sweet and affectionate.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (ESVrU)

383 Eight minutes to the 5 pm drink time, if I can get my hands to stop shaking.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:53 PM

This is so bad but I prefer day drinking so the booze wears off and I can sleep. If I have more than 2 drinks in the evening I get insomnia.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (ZujI1)

Not a problem with 22!

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (8avO+)

384 I remain History's Greatest Monster.

Posted by: James Earl Carter at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (4NO2D)

385 >> Their shitshow comment section reminds me of stench rising from waste treatment plants. To be fair, Breitbart is about as bad.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)

The main guy has ties to the GRU. When you understand that, the articles they write make complete sense. Just guess what the worst outcome would be for the US and that will be their article. They frame everything as being libertarian *makes OK sign*. It’s a Russian propaganda op.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (AaEou)

386 A nation needs a long attached symbol. If he can realize this is his sole purpose he is of high transition value.
I think he does.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (sl73Y)

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Most younger Iranians don't know who he is. I don't think they see him as a symbol of anything.

Older ones who hate the Ayatollah might still remember the monarchy wasn't that great either. They had a not-so-nice secret police that made life miserable for anyone who didn't like the monarchy.

Posted by: Diabeetus at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (p8iTN)

387 Makes sense some politician going to tje Muslim side got cash from them

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 04:57 PM (Ia/+0)

388 382

All of them are delightfully sweet and affectionate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (ESVrU)

But plotting, always the plotting.

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:57 PM (pDt9x)

389 Pretty sure mine are all mutts of some kind. Mostly American Shorthair, though. No long-haired kitties for me. Hexie probably has some Maine Coone in her somewhere. Polydactylism on all of her paws (very rare) is a bit of a giveaway.

All of them are delightfully sweet and affectionate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (ESVrU)

plenty of polydactyl cats aren't MCs. Hemingway's cats in Florida, I think is one.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:57 PM (8avO+)

390 Most younger Iranians don't know who he is. I don't think they see him as a symbol of anything.

Older ones who hate the Ayatollah might still remember the monarchy wasn't that great either. They had a not-so-nice secret police that made life miserable for anyone who didn't like the monarchy.
Posted by: Diabeetus at March

There seems to be a strong swell of support for his return from the Iranians.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (OoFl2)

391 My Bubs and Sis are officially identified Domestic Shorthair.

My house operates as a Cat Colony. lol

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (DgMqy)

392 I'm really not sure what to think about all this until I hear what Nick Fuentes has to say about it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

393 All of them are delightfully sweet and affectionate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (ESVrU)

But plotting, always the plotting.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:57 PM


Are we talking about cats or Iranian women?

Posted by: toby928(c) reads from the bottom up at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (4NO2D)

394 373 Do they put a bullet in the back of your head, in Canada?
____

Due to budget cuts from provincial government, the family of the deceased has to cover the cost of the bullet. Sore-y
- Love Canada's Health Service

Posted by: Feminist Groups at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (Dv3i1)

395 >Canada now offers same day self assisted suicide. Drop 'em off in the morning and pick 'em up in the afternoon.

Posted by: fd
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is there a drive-thru?

Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (ZxPkt)

396 Unique reasoning.

Indiana judge blocks state's abortion ban because it supposedly violates religious liberty 😑

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I didn't even know there were that many Moloch worshippers around.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (FXNzP)

397 Most young Iranians don't know who he is? Wow, they sure have me fooled

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (+nEug)

398 I'm really not sure what to think about all this until I hear what Nick Fuentes has to say about it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

----------------

The perfect reverse barometer -- like the original ShitMidas.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (iu4Pw)

399 is there a drive-thru?


You have chosen slow and horrible.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (4NO2D)

400 392 I'm really not sure what to think about all this until I hear what Nick Fuentes has to say about it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Fick Nuentes?

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (+YA9H)

401
Are we talking about cats or Iranian women?
Posted by: toby928(c) reads from the bottom up at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (4NO2D)



"Don't make me cut you......"

- - - - - Italian Women

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)

402 Marcus T & whig

I have read ZeroHedge warning me about 437 recessions. It is to laugh.

Their COVID-19 Wuhan coverage was good, but mostly from Epoch Times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (u82oZ)

403 "is there a drive-thru?
Posted by: Don Black"

Carhops. On skates.

Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM (vFG9F)

404 yeah the progressives here that toppled the Shah have a lot to answer for.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)

While the former was, indeed, better than the present. The Shah was a corrupt piece of excrement and created the weaknesses that led to the Theocracy. He would have been the lesser of two evils. As usual, the Democrat President at the time (Carter) displayed the commonplace behavior of Liberals...claiming the moral highground without any consideration what-so-ever for consequences.

Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM (dIske)

405 What Ace said.

Posted by: Sifty at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM (qUttK)

406 Cat breeds are just selecting a coat, body form and pattern from the general pool of cat genes.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026

And then you go really crazy and get my cats!

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM (OoFl2)

407 And just think of all the sweet sweet flop-sweat covered Iranian cash Tony Gonzales won't get now that he porked his secretary and knocked her up and she burnt herself alive out of pure shame.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM (06Hmj)

408
Is there any organization for people to donate money in support of the good people in Iran?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM (3ek7K)

409 Pretty sure mine are all mutts of some kind. Mostly American Shorthair, though. No long-haired kitties for me. Hexie probably has some Maine Coone in her somewhere. Polydactylism on all of her paws (very rare) is a bit of a giveaway.

All of them are delightfully sweet and affectionate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026


***
My big red longhaired tabby w/ white, Arizona, probably had some of the MC genes; he looked it. Personality-wise, not so much. And the chances of a purebred Maine Coon kitten being picked up on the street in 1983 by the SPCA, when the only breeder in the area was thirty or more miles away? Not high.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (wzUl9)

410 >Canada now offers same day self assisted suicide. Drop 'em off in the morning and pick 'em up in the afternoon.

Posted by: fd
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is there a drive-thru?
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (ZxPkt)

-----------------

"Welcome to McMAIDers! Would you like flies with that?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (iu4Pw)

411 333
And sometimes personality. Consider the Ragdoll, who goes limp and relaxed when picked up. Many mixed-breed cats do that, but the Ragdoll has it in his breed standard.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (wzUl9)

Or Russian Blues that without reason will bring forth the bitch-slapper with sharp claws extended.

I do have to say that my Maine Coon and Tabby have awesome personalities. The Tabby barely left my side while I was being treated for cancer. Even today, if I cough, she meows just to make sure I'm ok.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (N39Ws)

412 Whomever invited Biden to speak at Thuuh Revvvruuund Jackson's funeral should be caned.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

413 And just think of all the sweet sweet flop-sweat covered Iranian cash Tony Gonzales won't get now that he porked his secretary and knocked her up and she burnt herself alive out of pure shame.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM


Has he dropped out of the run off?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (4NO2D)

414 Billy Carter>>>>>Jimmah peanut

Posted by: kingsman at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (ehY6c)

415 397 Most young Iranians don't know who he is? Wow, they sure have me fooled

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (+nEug)

No young american conservative has ever heard of Barry Goldwater.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (06Hmj)

416 Unique reasoning.

Indiana judge blocks state's abortion ban because it supposedly violates religious liberty 😑

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I didn't even know there were that many Moloch worshippers around.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (FXNzP)

Even the Moloch worshipers only did it when there was a crisis that needed the god to be appeased.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (8avO+)

417 Nood

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (ZujI1)

418 Canada now offers same day self assisted suicide. Drop 'em off in the morning and pick 'em up in the afternoon.

Posted by: fd



God is not pleased........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)

419 Lebanon, Syria, Iran, even Iraq were fairly cosmopolitan places years ago. But the Arab Muslims destroyed it all, like the destroy everything. Hopefully the Persians will get their country back.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (AaEou)

420 They had a not-so-nice secret police that made life miserable for anyone who didn't like the monarchy.
Posted by: Diabeetus at March

SAVAK. And I bet a lot of their guys went to work for the mullahs, too.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (77rzZ)

421 And Quani becomes Schrodinger's Quds leader,
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Sarah Malcangi

@MalcangiSarah

·
1m

Arab media reports claim that Iran has executed IRGC Quds Force commander Esmail Qaani after accusing him of spying for Israel’s Mossad and providing information related to Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei.

The reports cite unnamed sources and have not been officially confirmed by Iranian authorities. Qaani had previously survived assassination attempts and was considered a close figure within Iran’s leadership.
(ILTV)

Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (E4rtv)

422 267. Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
@FmrRepMTG
Mar 5
Tucker would beat Trump if he ran for President and Trump tried to violate the constitution and tried to run again for a third term.
Posted by: m

MTG's business needs a look-see. State and federal contracts. In cahoots with Fani? Could be fun.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (NFX2v)

423
Pahlavi has the best chances of.....


Watch this bitch drool when i ring this little bell.

Posted by: Pavlov - at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (QVmho)

424 And just think of all the sweet sweet flop-sweat covered Iranian cash Tony Gonzales won't get now that he porked his secretary and knocked her up and she burnt herself alive out of pure shame.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM

Has he dropped out of the run off?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (4NO2D)

sources say yes.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (8avO+)

425 Tony two head Gonzales has dropped all the way out.

Posted by: kingsman at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (ehY6c)

426 Even today, if I cough, she meows just to make sure I'm ok.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (N39Ws)
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Good kitty!

They look after us a lot more than we realize. I understand they even check up on us in the middle of the night when we're asleep.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (ESVrU)

427 Has he dropped out of the run off?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (4NO2D)

No, but I really can't believe that dude's career is on a "still going to exist" trajectory right now, election or no.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (06Hmj)

428 Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
@FmrRepMTG
Mar 5
Tucker would beat Trump if he ran for President and Trump tried to violate the constitution and tried to run again for a third term.
Posted by: m

ooooooo Kay

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (8avO+)

429 Canada now offers same day self assisted suicide. Drop 'em off in the morning and pick 'em up in the afternoon.

Posted by: fd
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is there a drive-thru?
Posted by: Don Black

Maybe like those drive through car washes that get your car on the line and pull it through.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (FXNzP)

430 Oh, did he actually drop out?

I hadn't heard. I just wanted to shit on the guy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (06Hmj)

431 Grok gets involved 4 minutes ago



Grok

@grok

·
4m

Replying to @momenzellmii
and @DrEliDavid

This is fake/satirical. No credible reports place Esmail Qaani in Israel or confirm he defected or aided assassinations. Recent unverified rumors (from Arab media, social posts) suggest Iran suspects him of Mossad ties and may have detained/executed him internally amid war fallout—but he's repeatedly "died" in rumors only to resurface. The image is a meme.

Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (E4rtv)

432 Most younger Iranians don't know who he is. I don't think they see him as a symbol of anything.

Older ones who hate the Ayatollah might still remember the monarchy wasn't that great either. They had a not-so-nice secret police that made life miserable for anyone who didn't like the monarchy.

==

This is full on bullshit. hundreds of thousands of young people in Iran who went to protest the ayatollahs, and die for it, were yelling, "this is the Final Battle, Pahlavi will return". They know exactly who Pahlavi is.

The myth of "secret police" and other bad deeds of the late shah was agitprop that Marxist and Communists, trained in USSR were using to overthrow the shah, and who did overthrow Constitutional Monarchy of Iran with the help of of Ayatollah. Who later went on a murder spree. The so called "secret police" was internal security who tried to get rid of jihadist and USSR infiltrators.

Please stop embarrassing yourself.

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (GD0B3)

433 417 Nood
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (ZujI1)

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (+YA9H)

434 Maybe like those drive through car washes that get your car on the line and pull it through.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (FXNzP)

That would be a horrible way to go....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (06Hmj)

435 As usual, the Democrat President at the time (Carter) displayed the commonplace behavior of Liberals...claiming the moral highground without any consideration what-so-ever for consequences.

Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM (dIske)

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"Stage One Thinking [h/t Thomas Sowell]" -- The Trademark of Every Infantile Retard.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (iu4Pw)

436 Even today, if I cough, she meows just to make sure I'm ok.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (N39Ws)
---
Good kitty!

They look after us a lot more than we realize. I understand they even check up on us in the middle of the night when we're asleep.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (ESVrU)

My "doctor" cat Chatters at me if I cough too much.

She slept next to my broken arm day and night until it fully healed, then went back to her normal habits.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:05 PM (8avO+)

437 Even our Marxists don't sing the National Anthem

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 05:09 PM (Ia/+0)

438 Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:05 PM (8avO

What sweet accounts, OCID, "Perfesser" and Old Cat; Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:22 PM (Nx5jP)

439 ----

Most younger Iranians don't know who he is. I don't think they see him as a symbol of anything.
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Oral memory and oral tradition can be very strong, especially when an adversary is trying to eliminate you and the memory.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 05:25 PM (83+LM)

440 Attention Hot Iranian Babes: I have a spare room.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 06, 2026 05:27 PM (cS1cw)

441 Khomeni is dead, but no worries, we got this new guy to run Iran!

What's his name?

Khamenei. Completely different guy.

Opps - Khamenei is dead, but don't worry, we have this new guy to run Iran!

What's his name?

Ah, it's Khamenei. Completely different guy though.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 06, 2026 06:01 PM (HRH9e)

442 Can I just say to all Iranian immigrants - well fucking done. You have my respect. You could have kept quiet and let the left take center stage on Khamenei. But you have refused to cede the ground and keep rubbing their noses in what a disgusting and widely hated person Khamenei was.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 06, 2026 06:03 PM (HRH9e)

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