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Morning all
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2026 04:00 AM (lJ0H4) 2
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2026 04:02 AM (sAmhv) 3
Good evening, from the Pacific Northwest!
Posted by: SciVo at March 04, 2026 04:12 AM (Sy6m/) 4
w00t
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 04:12 AM (+YA9H) 5
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Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 04, 2026 04:19 AM (jrgJz) 6
Guten morgen, horde.
Posted by: clarence at March 04, 2026 04:20 AM (5nlkh) 7
G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 04:24 AM (Ia/+0) 8
I have cracked the video's code! It takes more than a day of training to become an astronaut, and she's hallucinating being a flower, therefore it's a euphemism for getting high. She's already high right now, and she's going to score some more dope tomorrow.
Kind of gives a dark subtext to her entourage... Posted by: SciVo at March 04, 2026 04:33 AM (Sy6m/) 9
Talk on X starting, that the US is arming the Kurds and encouraging a Kurdish revolution in western Iran.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 04:33 AM (etYFQ) Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2026 04:37 AM (eBSBx) 11
Video was strange, at least she wasn't in a Bee costume
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 04:53 AM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 04:53 AM (MFAsx) 13
Biden's Dog everything ok there?
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0) 14
Insomnia. I haz it.
Posted by: Halfhand at March 04, 2026 04:57 AM (cXw3b) 15
Good morning! It's a very tolerable 72 with 64%RH out on the patio here in Cowtown. Gonna be a stormy day later on though, maybe get a little hail.
I see lotsa noise on X about the Kurds getting armed. Seems like we made those kinds of promises before back in the Desert Storm days. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 04, 2026 04:58 AM (3Ope8) 16
Best news of the week - Crenshaw is out.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2026 04:59 AM (abIsI) Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2026 05:04 AM (lJ0H4) 18
Jasmine Crock-O'-Shit is a has been. I hated her ratchet big ass mouth.
Posted by: LittleMs.Inopulent at March 04, 2026 05:04 AM (1/H5+) 19
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at March 04, 2026 05:06 AM (2Ez/1) 20
Evening and morning, late toilers and early risers! It's not so much that I am an insomniac -- I'm certainly sleepy enough in the evening. It's that I can't seem to sleep more than about six hours at a time. On occasion in the last year I've managed seven hours, but that's rare.
Anyway! Stuffy and warm, 70 F. here with high humidity and low wind. I need to work out. But it's hard to find my motivation -- it's hiding again. How about your morning? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 04, 2026 05:09 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 05:13 AM (iMotb) 22
Jasmine Crock-O'-Shit is a has been. I hated her ratchet big ass mouth.
Posted by: LittleMs.Inopulent at March 04, 2026 *** Is she the one on video saying "You can't e-mas-cu-late a black man"? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 04, 2026 05:14 AM (wzUl9) 23
Lennox has given up on trying to resolve all the transient trouble codes with our new heatpump.
New unit gets installed tomorrow. When it works, it works fantastic. But this one has Gremlins. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 05:15 AM (iMotb) 24
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04, 2026 05:17 AM (tljrc) 25
70s next week, can't wait
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 05:18 AM (Ia/+0) 26
So what would happen if a Russian LNG carrier were to expose in the med?
Besides the rather large fireball, obviously. https://tinyurl.com/2xa7v7c3 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 05:21 AM (iMotb) 27
Mornin' Horde.
Urgh. Stayed up late again discussing something in the ONT trying to get to the bottom of some propaganda running around in the MSM. So now I'm tired. Again. Yay. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 04, 2026 05:21 AM (O7YUW) 28
Good morning, one and all. It's a rainy day here at the GPROMD and I'm finishing the first cup of coffee for the day.
Now I have no idea if this was covered under a tech thread in the past few days but apparently, California passed a law that all operating systems have to have some age verification in place (AB 1043). So it's not demanding photo ID and naturally, no one is going to lie about their age. Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 05:26 AM (svLOV) 29
Christian devotional from "In touch ministries-Handling our fears. Isaiah 41:10-13. Ephesians 6:17
https://tinyurl.com/3h6m4zzy Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 05:28 AM (PFs9e) 30
So it's not demanding photo ID and naturally, no one is going to lie about their age.
For now. The next step, as is typical of CA, is to proclaim that the law "didn't go far enough" and that they now require photo id and a facial scan. Posted by: Halfhand at March 04, 2026 05:30 AM (cXw3b) 31
30 So it's not demanding photo ID and naturally, no one is going to lie about their age.
For now. The next step, as is typical of CA, is to proclaim that the law "didn't go far enough" and that they now require photo id and a facial scan. Posted by: Halfhand at March 04, 2026 05:30 AM (cXw3b) And a blood sample? Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 05:32 AM (+YA9H) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 05:35 AM (PFs9e) 33
And a blood sample?
Posted by: m Now seeing a market for people selling blood for ID verification. And yes, CA will come back with "It didn't go far enough" and push harder. Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 05:35 AM (svLOV) 34
Michael Whatley ( R, running for Thhom Thhillis's US Senate seat ) won his primary. It remains to be seen if Trump's endosement can overcome Uncle Roy Cooper's name recognition, fake moderate positions, and D cheating in the fall.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2026 05:35 AM (skR0U) 35
33 And a blood sample?
Posted by: m Now seeing a market for people selling blood for ID verification. And yes, CA will come back with "It didn't go far enough" and push harder. Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 05:35 AM (svLOV) And a voice sample. Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 05:36 AM (+YA9H) 36
35 33 And a blood sample?
Posted by: m Now seeing a market for people selling blood for ID verification. And yes, CA will come back with "It didn't go far enough" and push harder. Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 05:35 AM (svLOV) And a voice sample. Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 05:36 AM (+YA9H) Retinal scans can be hacked. Posted by: Tom Cruise, in Minority Report at March 04, 2026 05:37 AM (skR0U) 37
I got my car's tank filled before the price increases. Yesterday I noted a Racetrac station that had been offering regular E10 at $2.59 now has it at $2.99, and others seemed to be up about .10.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 04, 2026 05:39 AM (wzUl9) 38
Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman is having some fun and making some big bu𝕩: 16h I literally cannot name one thing that Spain 🇵🇹 does better than America 10,635 comments Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 05:39 AM (+YA9H) 39
So if your fifteen minutes of fame is on Black People Time...
... carry the one... Feh, I hate unit conversions. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2026 05:39 AM (06Hmj) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 05:40 AM (iMotb) 41
Retinal scans can be hacked.
Posted by: Tom Cruise, in Minority Report Oh look; Simon Phoenix has some insight as well. Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 05:42 AM (svLOV) 42
Thompson has a video of whatever’s arguing with cops. I can’t watch. I have no patience for them. It would just be Billy clubs and shattered teeth
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 05:43 AM (T8bqm) 43
36 Retinal scans can be hacked.
Posted by: Tom Cruise, in Minority Report at March 04, 2026 05:37 AM (skR0U) Suddenly I am hearing The X-Files opening theme. Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 05:45 AM (+YA9H) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 05:47 AM (PFs9e) 45
moar covfefe much much moar covfefe
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 05:47 AM (+YA9H) 46
Don't really feel like working out; I'm tired from less sleep than I think I need. I can skip today . . . but then I'll have to work out both Thursday and Friday to get four sessions this week. And the next two mornings will not be any cooler.
Tonight I run to the library to meet with the tax help people. I just want to see if their software produces the same result as my pencil-and-calculator method. If I'm right, that I'm due a tiny ($100) refund, I can mail my return this week. Or maybe tell the IRS to put the money toward next year's taxes. The tax session may not be much fun. If Linda comes along, we can go to Haagen-Dasz for ice cream. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 04, 2026 05:49 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: Adm. James T. Kirk at March 04, 2026 05:51 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 05:51 AM (PFs9e) 49
I watched Lifeboat, the 1944 Hitchcock B & W classic, on Movies! yesterday morning. Can ya believe it, I'd never seen it before. Fine stuff -- writing (John Steinbeck), acting, camera work, directing. Suspense doesn't have to mean "crime" or "murder"; you can have just as gripping a story without either. "Man against his environment."
Tallulah Bankhead I'd heard about for years, but had never really seen any of her film work. She was remarkable, restrained where she needed to be, emotional when the scene called for it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 04, 2026 05:58 AM (wzUl9) 50
Time, I guess, to slop the feline hogs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 04, 2026 05:58 AM (wzUl9) 51
Cornyn might save himself and gain a Trump endorsements by bringing the SAVE act to a happy conclusion but Thune might be immune to his charms.
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2026 06:01 AM (lCppi) 52
Deborah Conway seems like an unlikely name for a Jewish singer who has recently faced down much antisemitism. When and why did the western world get so focused on a small religious group?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:04 AM (ueCSF) 53
Breakfast was especially delicious today. Blueberries in wintertime are tremendous.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:05 AM (ueCSF) 54
28: Now I have no idea if this was covered under a tech thread in the past few days but apparently, California passed a law that all operating systems have to have some age verification in place (AB 1043). So it's not demanding photo ID and naturally, no one is going to lie about their age.
Posted by: NR Pax ......................................... I believe Pixy did cover it. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2026 06:06 AM (sAmhv) 55
Dan Crenshaw is going to have to waffle around somewhere else now, having been booted last night in the Texas primary.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:07 AM (ueCSF) 56
“ Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.”
Proverbs 3:5-6 Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 06:09 AM (egaJw) 57
G'mornin' everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2026 06:10 AM (MIIRH) 58
Bit foggy and above freezing
should be back when I get to work Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 06:10 AM (Ia/+0) 59
Billy Idol has advice for people hooked on heroin and trying to break the addiction, like he was, "Smoke crack! It works!"
I don't know, seems unhelpful to me. Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:10 AM (ueCSF) 60
56 “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.”
Proverbs 3:5-6 Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 06:09 AM (egaJw) That's very calming. Thank you, Marcus T! Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:11 AM (+YA9H) 61
42 Thompson has a video of whatever’s arguing with cops. I can’t watch. I have no patience for them. It would just be Billy clubs and shattered teeth
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 05:43 AM (T8bqm) Which Thompson? Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:12 AM (+YA9H) 62
Good, good, good morning. Ghetto girl is history !
An Iranian submarine was blown up off the coast of Sri Lanka Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:14 AM (+nEug) 63
59 I don't know, seems unhelpful to me.
Posted by: Huck Follywood Hang on...give him a chance to explain. Posted by: NR Pax at March 04, 2026 06:16 AM (svLOV) 64
"I refuse to allow a flawed, self-centered and shameless candidate like Ken Paxton risk everything we've worked so hard to build over these many years," Cornyn said.
================== I wonder what Cornyn thinks he is referring to? Built what? Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:18 AM (gMI5R) 65
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:14 AM (+nEug
Is Talarico likely to lose (? ) because from my perspective he's a nut with his "God is not binary" stupidity, and I see that the Republicans are already running with an ad against that. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 06:19 AM (rZCVI) 66
Fenelon, yes he is going to lose.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:20 AM (+nEug) 67
Why is Roy Cooper so popular in North Carolina? He seems pretty standard issue awful Democrat to me, from a distance. Must be his grandfatherly looks.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:22 AM (gMI5R) 68
mornin yall. Did they pick a new supreme martyr yet?
Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 06:23 AM (vFG9F) 69
Very rarely do I have things go right, however I closed on the sale of my bulk fuel delivery business the day we bombed Iran. Will close the gas station portion of the business this Friday without having to buy another load at the higher prices. Never been happier in my life.
Posted by: Molly k. at March 04, 2026 06:23 AM (j/yko) 70
fd, yes they did. Dead pool.gives him a week
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:23 AM (+nEug) Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 06:24 AM (vFG9F) 72
mornin yall. Did they pick a new supreme martyr yet?
Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 06:23 AM (vFG9F) As I understand, the people picking the new supreme martyr were , well, martyred. Posted by: Will Robinson at March 04, 2026 06:25 AM (2H3yT) 73
Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 06:23 AM (vFG9F)
I thought it was the Ayatollah's son whom they don't seem to have located yet. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 06:25 AM (PFs9e) 74
Mark Teixeira wants to leave his happy retirement and go to Washington, succeeding Chip Roy? Well, bless his Yankee butt, being a good citizen and sacrificing his time like this is very welcome.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:25 AM (gMI5R) 75
69 Very rarely do I have things go right, however I closed on the sale of my bulk fuel delivery business the day we bombed Iran. Will close the gas station portion of the business this Friday without having to buy another load at the higher prices. Never been happier in my life.
Posted by: Molly k. at March 04, 2026 06:23 AM (j/yko) Many congratulations! Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:26 AM (+YA9H) 76
Congratulations Mollyk
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:26 AM (gMI5R) 77
Congratulations, Molly k!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2026 06:26 AM (MIIRH) 78
"Young mom mauled to death by dogs while shielding son from attack in California"
The DM shows a file photo of Goldendoodle puppies when in fact it was three pitbulls. Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 06:28 AM (vFG9F) 79
The should pick that Timothy Faggot guy to be Martyr Supreme.
Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 06:29 AM (vFG9F) 80
the names of the heroes (and photos):
Phil Stewart @phildstewart 12h BREAKING - Pentagon identifies four of the Army Reserve Soldiers killed in the war against Iran. * Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35, of Winter Haven, Fla. * Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42, of Bellevue, Neb. * Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39, of White Bear Lake, Minn. * Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20, of West Des Moines, Iowa They died on March 1, 2026, in Port Shuaiba, Kuwait, during an unmanned aircraft system attack. They were assigned to the 103rd Sustainment Command, Des Moines, Iowa. Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:30 AM (+YA9H) 81
Biden's Dog everything ok there?
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0) - Thanks for asking. Overall, all is well, not normal but well. Since it's the Purim holiday here in Jerusalem, all is very joyfull. Headed down to the shelter at 5:55AM early this morning but nothing exciting happened after the intercept. SIL called in for service up north while one of our pups came back from the north to us to rest up and enjoy the feast coming up in 3 hours. Meanwhile I type while enjoying that last of a bottle of good bourbon gifted to us by our state-side pup when he visited here a few months ago. Please send more. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:30 AM (MFAsx) 82
*photos in the comments
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:32 AM (+YA9H) 83
Does America still have a surplus of bourbon? I seem to remember Canadians went on bourbon-strike, after Trump's brouhaha with Castro fils.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:33 AM (gMI5R) 84
*and photos elsewhere @phildstewart
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:34 AM (+YA9H) 85
* Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35, of Winter Haven, Fla.
* Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42, of Bellevue, Neb. * Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39, of White Bear Lake, Minn. * Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20, of West Des Moines, Iowa Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:30 AM (+YA9H) - G-d bless and avenge their souls. Their pics are posted on X. I wonder what detection and protection US troops have in the gulf. I know what we have here, even for short notice such as we have when we are up north and have to skedaddle to a safe room for a not too distantly launched Hizballah rocket. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:37 AM (MFAsx) 86
Does America still have a surplus of bourbon? I seem to remember Canadians went on bourbon-strike, after Trump's brouhaha with Castro fils.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:33 AM (gMI5R) - It's not only that. There's a massive drop in alcohol consumption. Potheads, repent! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:38 AM (MFAsx) 87
...when in fact it was three pitbulls.
Posted by: fd at March 04, 2026 06:28 AM (vFG9F) - Pitbulls are the Muslims of dog. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:40 AM (MFAsx) 88
Apologies, not enough coffee. A submarine attacked an Iranian ship off of Sri Lanka.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:40 AM (+nEug) 89
Apologies, not enough coffee. A submarine attacked an Iranian ship off of Sri Lanka.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:40 AM (+nEug) - RUM, LADS! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:42 AM (MFAsx) 90
A friend is bringing me a bottle of a special bourbon aged in a walnut Cask. Can't wait to try it
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:43 AM (+nEug) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:45 AM (MFAsx) 92
Putting the rum in a chocolate rum cake in the making.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 06:45 AM (+nEug) 93
67 Why is Roy Cooper so popular in North Carolina? He seems pretty standard issue awful Democrat to me, from a distance. Must be his grandfatherly looks.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 06:22 AM (gMI5R) NC is a purple state, with the large cities ( Charlotte, Raleigh,Durham, Greensboro ) deep blue. Add to that, we have a certain critter here known as a "Yellow Dog Democrat", a person who looks like a normal person, but who will ALWAYS support the Democrat Party, no matter what, so as far Left as the Party goes, they will follow. And Yellow Dogs are everywhere here, even in the small towns. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2026 06:46 AM (skR0U) 94
Good news, we can all relax. Mike Pence approves of Trump's actions re: Iran. Thanks for weighing in, Mike!
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2026 06:46 AM (w/O5Q) 95
44 Terabytes?
I don't know what's more crazy; that we have that capacity or that it's only a handful of vidya' games now. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 06:47 AM (diia5) 96
Best news of the week - Crenshaw is out.
Posted by: Maj. Healey Along with Sid Miller & Jasmine Crockett. Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 06:48 AM (pKr8Y) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 04, 2026 06:48 AM (MFAsx) 98
LOL BBC
https://archive.is/eqObZ After Trump's 'no Churchill' jibe can the special relationship recover? Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:50 AM (+YA9H) 99
Noodeded
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2026 06:51 AM (w/O5Q) 100
100
Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:51 AM (+YA9H) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 06:51 AM (iMotb) 102
in the BBC article:
Folk I've spoken to in the security services say ... folk I speak to in government are resolute A YouGov poll suggested Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:54 AM (+YA9H) 103
FML FML FML FML FML!!!!
F'ing BIL just showed up at my house. AT THREE F*KING THIRTY IN THE MORNING!!!! Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 06:55 AM (rdVOm) 104
101 Sub attack story
https://tinyurl.com/43e9vf8p Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2026 06:51 AM (iMotb) Thank you! Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:56 AM (+YA9H) 105
103 FML FML FML FML FML!!!!
F'ing BIL just showed up at my house. AT THREE F*KING THIRTY IN THE MORNING!!!! Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 06:55 AM (rdVOm) Hoping he brought a house gift! Posted by: m at March 04, 2026 06:59 AM (+YA9H) 106
JQ.call the cops.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 07:11 AM (+nEug) 107
fking cops *brought him* here from bus station!
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2026 07:13 AM (rdVOm) 108
Gift? Oh hell no...
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