Goodnight Cafe

Lindisfarne Castle, under a very Northumberland sky.
by Northumberland Photography/@PaulAppleby_01

Dogs get more loyal as they age.

Little Punch stands up to a bully.

It takes a village to raise some puppies.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug, man.

River otter is up to something.

Dog won't stop breaking into the neighbor's pool.

Neglected local door asks nice couple to adopt her.

Stupid pet tricks.

Posting again: Orphaned baby rhinos are the cutest horny puppies.

180 pound boerboel is a velcro dog.

Baby giraffe..🦒😍 pic.twitter.com/VrC3aZEQVf
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) March 3, 2026

Something to make you smile today..🐕🐾😊 pic.twitter.com/HUMGp1ncGp
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) March 3, 2026

Why so smol ..🐈🐾🐶😅 pic.twitter.com/tuKNko8T0g
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) March 3, 2026

They adopted several elderly little dogs that had been abandoned. The dogs play in the yard all day, but when night falls, everyone goes inside to sleep in their respective beds..🐕🐾😊❤️ pic.twitter.com/nNyfWDGwbC
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) March 3, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:50 PM

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1 Cafe!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:52 PM (ExV1e)

2 Let's get weird.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:52 PM (ExV1e)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:53 PM (ExV1e)

4 I called everyone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:54 PM (ExV1e)

5 But they're ignoring me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:54 PM (ExV1e)

6 Texas Primary polls closing in 5 . . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet, #TeamHellman's at March 03, 2026 07:54 PM (wVcYX)

7 So I shall talk to myself.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:55 PM (ExV1e)

8 Good evening, horde!

Had an extremely irritating day, as our primary app at work was crashing all day long. Thanks for the puppy content!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 03, 2026 07:55 PM (zYpTz)

9 Willowed words of wisdom:
Where's the bewbs???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (2WIwB)

https://youtube.com/shorts/
wQb-6uIVEb4?si=YwR7lhxm
WSaQj8aD

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 07:56 PM (zZu0s)

10
Baby giraffe in its nice white kneesocks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2026 07:56 PM (pAy1S)

11 Old dogs.
Damn.
I miss ol Joe.

sniff...

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 07:57 PM (2WIwB)

12 Old dogs.
Damn.
I miss ol Joe.

sniff...
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 07:57 PM (2WIwB)

*fistbump*

Miss Ajax all the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 07:58 PM (zZu0s)

13 Neglected local door asks nice couple to adopt her.
---------

If my door could talk she would probably ask someone to adopt her, too. She could use a good cleaning. I've not been very good to her this winter.

Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 07:58 PM (79pEw)

14 That is a lot of elderly dogs!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2026 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

15 Where's the bewbs???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (2WIwB)

https://www.reddit.com/r/tits/ <-- NSFW, obviously

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:58 PM (ExV1e)

16 Every time I see giraffes, I hear Oliver Reed complaining that he had been sold "queer giraffes."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 03, 2026 07:59 PM (0aYVJ)

17 That picture is just one of many beautiful locations in England, like the Shambles street photo from York yesterday which I'd love to visit one day.

This is what the native Brits are trying to save.
These uniquely English things that will be lost forever if they keep down this path of being colonized by the Commonwealth & Third World.

Rupert Lowe and Restore Britain are at 7% in the polls according to Lotus Eaters. It only took a few weeks where Reform took four months to hit that poll number.

If I were Brit, they'd be getting my vote.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 07:59 PM (6ydKt)

18
Lindisfarne Castle was used as a location in Polanski's MacBeth. The most dismal, imposing, medieval looking thing ever when shot in the proper lighting and angle.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2026 07:59 PM (pAy1S)

19 Geez, I don't think I can stay awake for the primary results. Let me just buy the house a round right now.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 07:59 PM (+nEug)

20 They adopted several elderly little dogs that had been abandoned.

"Several"?

I counted like twenty dogs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 08:00 PM (6ydKt)

21 That is a lot of elderly dogs!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2026 07:58 PM (u82oZ)
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I was just thinking that. That person's definition of "several" is different than mine.

Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 08:00 PM (79pEw)

22 I was just thinking that. That person's definition of "several" is different than mine.
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2026 08:00 PM (79pEw)

Yeah, what was that, several hundred??

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 03, 2026 08:01 PM (zYpTz)

23 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 08:02 PM (Ia/+0)

24 *slurp* *Slurrrp* *suck* mmm *slirp*

Posted by: Thom Tillis at March 03, 2026 08:03 PM (gKWVE)

25 "Just An Old Dog" by one of my favorite underrated Bluegrass bands.

https://youtu.be/gljc-7E7YaM

Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 08:03 PM (Fs0KI)

26 >>>Why so smol

After the kitty smacked him, the dog almost smacked it back. It looks like he realized he'd probably kill the damn thing, so he let it slide.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 03, 2026 08:03 PM (syz1S)

27 Regarding olive oil, read the label and only select a brand that is sourced from one country. If you see it's sourced from a lot of different places, don't buy it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 03, 2026 08:04 PM (cxFcK)

28 I was just thinking that. That person's definition of "several" is different than mine.
Posted by: bluebell
---
Sort of like my ex's definition of "a couple beers"

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 03, 2026 08:04 PM (fVXtb)

29 Sedona Divine has the best olive oil in the country.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 08:05 PM (+nEug)

30 Posting again: Orphaned baby rhinos are the cutest horny puppies.

Was that supposed to be a link to a WDWPro video about Panic at CNN?

Jake Tapper and Brian Selter do remind me of horny baby rhinos, so that might be the joke?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 08:05 PM (6ydKt)

31 Reform has some other good ideas too, like producing more energy and encouraging kids into apprenticeships.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 03, 2026 08:05 PM (gQ15S)

32 Awww...smol kitteh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 08:06 PM (Wnv9h)

33 Where's the bewbs???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 07:51 PM (2WIwB)

https://www.reddit.com/r/tits/

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 07:58 PM (ExV1e)

You're a great American.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 08:06 PM (snZF9)

34 Lindisfarne ?

Befare of ye olde Danes!~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2026 08:06 PM (diia5)

35 *waves to SiD*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 08:07 PM (Wnv9h)

36 14 That is a lot of elderly dogs!
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Just got back from wokking the dog here, but I prefer the young ones.

Posted by: Barry O From Indonesia at March 03, 2026 08:07 PM (oftw2)

37 Yay, cafe!

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 08:07 PM (Dd38x)

38 Lindisfarne Castle was used as a location in Polanski's MacBeth. The most dismal, imposing, medieval looking thing ever when shot in the proper lighting and angle.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Lindisfarne is also called Holy Island. It has been home to monasteries and churches since the 6th century.

https://youtu.be/ApkvehQQERM

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:08 PM (VHUov)

39 You're a great American.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 08:06 PM (snZF9)

If you change 'tits' in that URL to 'massivetits' you get a set of photos probably more appreciated by the degenerates around here.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:08 PM (ExV1e)

40 A few TX county results in.
Cornyn in lead. Crockett in lead.
Waiting on Crenshaw results.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FE6_59bglw

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:08 PM (abIsI)

41 Otters can at least use front paws like arms

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 08:10 PM (Ia/+0)

42 Problem i have with linking reddit threads is it forces us to graze for tits like savages. I would like curated, thoughtful boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:10 PM (zZu0s)

43 Voting up 25 percent in NC. I don't know if this is good or not.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:10 PM (abIsI)

44 Top pic: Devil's Tower, without the enhanced filters?

This means something! [shaping mashed potatoes]

Posted by: mindful webworker - cafe encounters of the worst kind at March 03, 2026 08:10 PM (kOja/)

45 I was just thinking that. That person's definition of "several" is different than mine.
Posted by: bluebell

Caveman Counting.

One, two, few, few, many, many, many, many, many.....

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:10 PM (VHUov)

46 Problem i have with linking reddit threads is it forces us to graze for tits like savages. I would like curated, thoughtful boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:10 PM (zZu0s)

I'm willing to point you to a repository but I'm not looking at the photos for you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:11 PM (ExV1e)

47 Sort of like my ex's definition of "a couple beers"
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 03, 2026 08:04 PM (fVXtb)

I told her I'd have 2 beers and would be back by 10pm. I'm always mixing those numbers up.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Just The Punchline at March 03, 2026 08:11 PM (wVcYX)

48 I'm willing to point you to a repository but I'm not looking at the photos for you.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:11 PM (ExV1e)

You're no boob sommelier!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:12 PM (zZu0s)

49 24 *slurp* *Slurrrp* *suck* mmm *slirp*
Posted by: Thom Tillis

I got to vote for your replacement today, Thom.

Posted by: Vote Early, Often! at March 03, 2026 08:12 PM (oftw2)

50 The Graza "Sizzle" oil (for cooking not finishing) that I get says it uses 100% Picual olives, 100% single-sourced, never blended, from the Jaén region of Spain, but they also get some from other regions of Spain and Portugal.

Looks like Portugal will be getting more business.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 08:13 PM (6ydKt)

51 You're no boob sommelier!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:12 PM (zZu0s)

Well, my personal preference is for a moderate bosom so y'all wouldn't like my choices anyway.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:14 PM (ExV1e)

52 When I visited Bamburgh Castle, I chatted with the gentleman who was the National Trust employee there. He asked me what my plans for the rest of the day were and I replied that I'd be driving up to Berwick and be in Edinburgh for the evening. His reply was pure Northumbrian: "Aw, that's champion!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 03, 2026 08:14 PM (lz2si)

53 Well, my personal preference is for a moderate bosom so y'all wouldn't like my choices anyway.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:14 PM (ExV1e)

Hear, hear ...

Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 08:15 PM (3sXRv)

54 Problem i have with linking reddit threads is it forces us to graze for tits like savages. I would like curated, thoughtful boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:10 PM (zZu0s)

I'm willing to point you to a repository but I'm not looking at the photos for you.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:11 PM (ExV1e)

Boobpedia.com? The free and user-editable encyclopedia of women with big boobs?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 08:15 PM (wVcYX)

55 24 *slurp* *Slurrrp* *suck* mmm *slirp*
Posted by: Thom Tillis

I got to vote for your replacement today, Thom.

Posted by: Vote Early, Often! at March 03, 2026 08:12 PM (oftw2)

Is he some kind of douchebag? I saw some article about him giving Noem a hard time and threatening to hold up trump appointments. If so, yeah good job helping him get the fuck out of office.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 08:16 PM (snZF9)

56 Boobpedia.com? The free and user-editable encyclopedia of women with big boobs?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 08:15 PM (wVcYX)

Babepedia also works. Less focused on boobs for the gays.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:16 PM (zZu0s)

57 I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this shape. Shaving cream, pillows... Dammit! I know this. I know what this is! This means something. This is important.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 08:17 PM (6ydKt)

58 It takes a village --

I was expecting the story of sacchan. Ace, have you seen this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGanXWW9Wss

It is fat dog in village in Japan. Stay with it, it is legend.
(I haven't watched this version, only a shorter one. this is 13 minutes and the one I saw was maybe half that.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 08:17 PM (/WT6b)

59 Lindisfarne put out some good music in the 70s. There were a bunch of good British folk/rock acts. Pentangle, Renaissance, Fairport Convention, Steeleye Span, etc.

Posted by: Old Fossil at March 03, 2026 08:17 PM (oftw2)

60 Lull?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:21 PM (zZu0s)

61 You're no boob sommelier!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Now I'm envisioning that as a real job.

"I'm looking for a white, about 2001 vintage. On the sweeter side. Full-bodied, but not to heavy."

"Something that would go well with a lime-green monokini."

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:22 PM (VHUov)

62 Look at me, look at me!

I am the Supreme Leader now!

Posted by: Some Mullah about to go Boom at March 03, 2026 08:22 PM (rbvCR)

63 Lull?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:21 PM (zZu0s)

Everyone is off drooling over knobs.

I'm watching a warship video.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:23 PM (ExV1e)

64 Problem i have with linking reddit threads is it forces us to graze for tits like savages. I would like curated, thoughtful boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:10 PM (zZu0s)

Savage.. This is the way.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 08:23 PM (snZF9)

65 "I'm looking for a white, about 2001 vintage. On the sweeter side. Full-bodied, but not to heavy."

"Something that would go well with a lime-green monokini."
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:22 PM (VHUov)

Do you have something in tanlines? I miss a good tanline.

S: im afraid that hasn't been made in decades, sir.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)

66 14 percent of votes in.
Queen Crockett taking rural area whites.

Looking like a Cornyn/Paxton run off.

Do better Texas.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:24 PM (abIsI)

67 Is he some kind of douchebag?

No, he's a genuine RINO POS.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 03, 2026 08:24 PM (1JFYK)

68 I'm watching a warship video.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:23 PM (ExV1e)

I am watching what I believe to be a retarded but coordinated campaign by Hasan to send his little bitches after asmongold one by one to try to take him out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)

69 Apparently Mamdani and his family are Twelvers.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 03, 2026 08:25 PM (1JFYK)

70 *waves to SiD*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Hey, RMBS!

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 03, 2026 08:26 PM (fVXtb)

71 Apparently Mamdani and his family are Twelvers.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

I'm surprised he can count that high.

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:27 PM (VHUov)

72 It is fat dog in village in Japan. Stay with it, it is legend.
(I haven't watched this version, only a shorter one. this is 13 minutes and the one I saw was maybe half that.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 08:17 PM (/WT6b)

Reminds me of Hachikō the Akita who waited for his deceased professor master every day for a decade at a train station until he died.

They put a statue of him up at the train station in honor of his loyalty.

https://youtu.be/CyZnVPYBDcw

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 08:27 PM (6ydKt)

73 Do you have something in tanlines? I miss a good tanline.

S: im afraid that hasn't been made in decades, sir.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)

we haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Posted by: Hotel California at March 03, 2026 08:28 PM (wVcYX)

74 14 percent of votes in.
Queen Crockett taking rural area whites.

Where are you seeing updated results? I have the SecSt's page and KSAT TV's page and neither of them have updated since 7:00.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 08:28 PM (Fs0KI)

75 66 14 percent of votes in.
Queen Crockett taking rural area whites.

Looking like a Cornyn/Paxton run off.

Do better Texas.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:24 PM (abIsI)

There was always going to be a runoff. There was something like a dozen candidates on the Republican side.

As for the Dems, it's not surprising that those idiots are voting for Crockashit, regardless of location.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 08:29 PM (cl15i)

76 I am watching what I believe to be a retarded but coordinated campaign by Hasan to send his little bitches after asmongold one by one to try to take him out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)

The fact that Asmongold has more reach than Hasan has to churn his guts.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:30 PM (ExV1e)

77 baby giraffe >>> baby shark

Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 08:30 PM (3uBP9)

78
Where are you seeing updated results? I have the SecSt's page and KSAT TV's page and neither of them have updated since 7:00.
Posted by: Oddbob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FE6_59bglw

Still no results on Crenshaw. Something smells here.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:30 PM (abIsI)

79 we haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
Posted by: Hotel California at March 03, 2026 08:28 PM (wVcYX)

Manliness were more of a thing in the 70s, right? Tanning beds came in The 80s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

80 Manliness= Tanlines.

Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:31 PM (zZu0s)

81 Better turn in
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 08:31 PM (Ia/+0)

82 The fact that Asmongold has more reach than Hasan has to churn his guts.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:30 PM (ExV1e)

Its pretty great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)

83 Do you have something in tanlines? I miss a good tanline.

Pretty sure reddit has every kind of porn imaginable.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tanlines_Gone_Wild/

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:32 PM (ExV1e)

84 Night skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)

85 we haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
Posted by: Hotel California at March 03, 2026 08:28 PM (wVcYX)

Manliness were more of a thing in the 70s, right? Tanning beds came in The 80s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

The '70s were also pre-razor. Tanlines were seared, seared I say, into my hippocampus.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 08:33 PM (wVcYX)

86 The Asmongold music video done by a female fangirl:

https://youtu.be/1et1WEvJITY?
si=ctNAFALmT_gr8N56

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:33 PM (zZu0s)

87 https://www.reddit.com/r/Tanlines_Gone_Wild/
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:32 PM (ExV1e)

And yet, I am still at work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)

88 That was a lot of dogs. How many dogs was that?

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 08:34 PM (LHPAg)

89 No Herrera votes in yet.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (abIsI)

90 Pretty sure reddit has every kind of porn imaginable.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Also every kind unimaginable.

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (VHUov)

91 Baby giraffe is 5 feet tall! Check the scale on the edge of the doorway.

Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (5rh/l)

92 The '70s were also pre-razor. Tanlines were seared, seared I say, into my hippocampus.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 08:33 PM (wVcYX)

—————-

The 70s, when a bikini bottom looked like a surgical mask on a grizzly bear.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (u73oe)

93 The 70s, when a bikini bottom looked like a surgical mask on a grizzly bear.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (u73oe)

LOL...

Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 08:36 PM (3sXRv)

94 Pretty sure reddit has every kind of porn imaginable.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

I am in the midst of a porn deep dive, for science mind you, do you need a login?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:37 PM (abIsI)

95 The 70s, when a bikini bottom looked like a surgical mask on a grizzly bear.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (u73oe)

Lol.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:37 PM (zZu0s)

96 The 70s, when a bikini bottom looked like a surgical mask on a grizzly bear.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

The Welcome Mat era.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2026 08:38 PM (wgeD/)

97 BTW, doof et al, Duke's comment is comment of the week worthy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s)

98 The 70s, when a bikini bottom looked like a surgical mask on a grizzly bear.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (u73oe)

LOL...
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 08:36 PM (3sXRv)

Flashback . . . LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 08:39 PM (wVcYX)

99 Brutus is a cool dude.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 08:40 PM (viF8m)

100 Looks like Abbott will run away with it.

Going to start my week long bender now.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2026 08:41 PM (abIsI)

101 Also every kind unimaginable.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:35 PM (VHUov)

Probably, but I only find them via search to post links here so I have to be able to imagine it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:41 PM (ExV1e)

102 Looks like Abbott will run away with it.

Going to start my week long bender now.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2026 08:41 PM (wgeD/)

103 30% is in

Crocket and Talarico are tied 49.5 to 49.3

Cornyn up 5 over Paxton

Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 08:42 PM (qpQFJ)

104 Cornyn up 5 over Paxton

Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 08:42 PM (qpQFJ)

Hunt split off some of the not-Cornyn vote. Hopefully none of his vote is "I prefer Cornyn but black guy".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 08:43 PM (ExV1e)

105 35% in

Talarico takes a 6 point lead t lead.
Cornyn up 5 still

Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 08:45 PM (qpQFJ)

106 6 Texas Primary polls closing in 5 . . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet, #TeamHellman's at March 03, 2026 07:54 PM (wVcYX)

Got all set to go vote, checked to make sure I had my card- and it was expired!
SO mad at myself- I was really geared up to vote in this one.
I'll do better at the mid-terms.

Posted by: sal at March 03, 2026 08:46 PM (f+FmA)

107 First ballot dump, Gonzales 44.7% to Herrera 43.2%.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 08:46 PM (Wnv9h)

108 No Herrera votes in yet.

According to this, only one county has reported in with ~~Slimeb~~ er I mean Gonzales holding a slight lead.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/us /elections/results-texas-us-house-23-primary.html

Delete space after "us/".

Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 08:48 PM (Fs0KI)

109 OK, screw nytimes.com. They just put up a "sign up" banner that covers the page.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 08:50 PM (Fs0KI)

110 Crenshaw trailing 44% to 53% with 31% reporting.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 08:52 PM (Fs0KI)

111 Herrera now up almost 8 points.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 08:57 PM (Wnv9h)

112 Brutus is a cool dude.
Posted by: JackStraw

Bit of an odd band, though.

https://youtu.be/fgcPVQ85cgg

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 08:58 PM (VHUov)

113 110 Crenshaw trailing 44% to 53% with 31% reporting.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 08:52 PM (Fs0KI)
Worth a little sip of Woodford Reserve.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 08:58 PM (LHPAg)

114 Did Gonzales bang a staffer, was that the deal (besides him being GOPe?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:58 PM (zZu0s)

115 Eyepatch McCain. Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:58 PM (zZu0s)

116 Did Gonzales bang a staffer, was that the deal

Yes. Confirmed by release of her text messages released by her widower. Oh yeah, there's that too. She offed herself. Allegedly.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 09:01 PM (Fs0KI)

117
OK, screw nytimes.com. They just put up a "sign up" banner that covers the page.
Posted by: Oddbob

Try this:

https://archive.li/jn3AE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2026 09:02 PM (Cqx++)

118 So a married staffer. And she killed herself

Funny how that keeps happening to these poor staffers.
.
Quit banging pieces of shit, ladies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:02 PM (zZu0s)

119 114 Did Gonzales bang a staffer, was that the deal (besides him being GOPe?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 08:58 PM (zZu0s)

Tony? His sidepiece, who was some kind of staffer, killed herself by setting herself on fire. Muy caliente!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:03 PM (cl15i)

120 Pretty sure reddit has every kind of porn imaginable.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tanlines_Gone_Wild/
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

And here I thought reddit was just substack for leftists. Learn something new every day. I'll still stay away.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2026 09:03 PM (sl73Y)

121 Oh well, I just noticed all the ZERO results on that page.
Should have paid more attention.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2026 09:04 PM (Cqx++)

122 Tony? His sidepiece, who was some kind of staffer, killed herself by setting herself on fire. Muy caliente!
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:03 PM (cl15i)

What? A married staffer who killed herself by setting herself on fire.

Right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)

123 Odd, self immolation is an odd method of suicide. Especially for a woman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:06 PM (zZu0s)

124 What? A married staffer who killed herself by setting herself on fire.

Right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)

I could have used a girl like that ...

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 03, 2026 09:06 PM (3sXRv)

125 Early results for Harris County show Cornyn and Paxton are neck and neck with less than 85 votes separating them. Both are under 40% though.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 09:08 PM (wVcYX)

126 Sometimes you have to slut a subordinate out. It's possible she might spontaneously combust somewhere along the way. Don't hate.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:08 PM (cl15i)

127 In Harris County, Abbott is rolling away with it. He has 75%+ of the vote.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 09:10 PM (wVcYX)

128 Sometimes you have to slut a subordinate out. It's possible she might spontaneously combust somewhere along the way. Don't hate.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:08 PM (cl15i)

Wait, what? He was pimping her out?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:10 PM (zZu0s)

129 In Harris County, Abbott is rolling away with it. He has 75%+ of the vote.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 09:10 PM (wVcYX)

Coasting to an easy win.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:10 PM (zZu0s)

130 124 What? A married staffer who killed herself by setting herself on fire.

Right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)

I could have used a girl like that ...
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 03, 2026 09:06 PM (3sXRv)
'Your widin' in my car, I turn on the wadio'

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 09:12 PM (LHPAg)

131 Wait, what? He was pimping her out?

No indication of that. I think bear was just making a joke.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 09:12 PM (Fs0KI)

132 128 Sometimes you have to slut a subordinate out. It's possible she might spontaneously combust somewhere along the way. Don't hate.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:08 PM (cl15i)

Wait, what? He was pimping her out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:10 PM (zZu0s)

As far as I know, only Tony was banging her. But who knows? These pols and their associates bump uglies like feral dogs in heat. Anything's possible.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:12 PM (cl15i)

133 Looks like Talarico now has a narrow lead over Jizzmind Crock-o-shit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:13 PM (IG3/x)

134 Gonzalez....he ain't talkin bout love

His love is rotten to the core!

Posted by: GigantorX at March 03, 2026 09:14 PM (PfAVk)

135 No indication of that. I think bear was just making a joke.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 09:12 PM (Fs0KI

Yes. Adult jokes. For us adults.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:14 PM (cl15i)

136 Gonzalez....he ain't talkin bout love

His love is rotten to the core!
Posted by: GigantorX at March 03, 2026 09:14 PM (PfAVk)

He certainly does not speak with the pompatus of love.

Posted by: Steve Miller Band at March 03, 2026 09:16 PM (wVcYX)

137 Worth a little sip of Woodford Reserve.

Treat yourself to another sip. 63% reporting, Toth 57, Crenshaw 39. I honestly wouldn't have imagined this one. I've never heard of Steve Toth before tonight.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 09:19 PM (Fs0KI)

138 At least they didn't build that castle in a swamp.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)

139 Cornyn spent nearly $70 million. Paxton spent $4 million.

Cornyn is ahead at the moment, but just barely.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:19 PM (IG3/x)

140 Talarico is stomping ghetto girl.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:20 PM (+nEug)

141 Talarico is pulling away from Crockett.

Probably not the first time someone has pulled away from her (for example, after the tequila wore off).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:20 PM (IG3/x)

142 I'm watching the Hotair page linked from Insty. It updates slowly but it does update.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 09:21 PM (Fs0KI)

143 Talarico is stomping ghetto girl.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:20 PM (+nEug)

I guess Dem primary voters really are rayciss. I sure hope this doesn't hurt them with the black vote in November.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 09:21 PM (ExV1e)

144 Yeah, Eyepatch McCain is getting stomped.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:22 PM (IG3/x)

145 I'm looking at RealClearPolitics, which uses Decision Desk HQ for results. (I went to DDHQ's own site, and didn't feel like making an account, no matter how free.)

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/

Posted by: SciVo at March 03, 2026 09:22 PM (Sy6m/)

146 Crocket is so vile...

How vile is she?

Her eyelashes voted for Talarico

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:23 PM (2GVsD)

147 138 At least they didn't build that castle in a swamp.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)
Just drive on up, just sure to close the gate.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 09:23 PM (LHPAg)

148 Talarico is actually gay, right? Not just gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:23 PM (zZu0s)

149 I'm looking at RealClearPolitics, which uses Decision Desk HQ for results. (I went to DDHQ's own site, and didn't feel like making an account, no matter how free.)

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/
Posted by: SciVo at March 03, 2026 09:22 PM

Yeah, kind of fuck meatball.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:24 PM (zZu0s)

150 Crenshaw will have to become a Beltway Bandit?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:24 PM (2GVsD)

151 Padilla Stout sounds like the name of a Mexican microbrew.

I wonder what the story is behind that name?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:24 PM (IG3/x)

152 There is going to have to be a new class of TikToks: AWFLS having screaming meltdowns

Jayla, for example, is having a bad day. Someone is breaking the law and being hypocritical

https://tinyurl.com/4j9pmk5n

Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 09:24 PM (rbvCR)

153 Tslarico is at 53%

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:24 PM (+nEug)

154 Crenshaw will have to give half off money shots under the nearest highway overpass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:26 PM (zZu0s)

155 Al Green is also losing

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 03, 2026 09:26 PM (CNl8/)

156 > Padilla Stout

For the love of God do NOT do an image search for this woman.

Let's just say that she'd make Ratsheeta Taliban look hot.

Hell, she'd make Helen Thomas's dessicated corpse look hot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:27 PM (IG3/x)

157 Jasmine is saying there’s been cheating in her primary. We should do something about that, jasmine.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 09:27 PM (u73oe)

158 Top of insty right now. Thats awesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:27 PM (zZu0s)

159 Padilla Stout sounds like the name of a Mexican microbrew.
I wonder what the story is behind that name?

Full bodied cigar?
Or one to pair with a stout?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 09:28 PM (/lPRQ)

160 Jasmine Crocket, "turn those machines back on!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:28 PM (2GVsD)

161 Huffines is winning comptroller. YES!!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (+nEug)

162 I called everyone.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

What did you call them?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (cYBz/)

163 The energetic and deeply talented Heather Harmon (aka Heather Brooke) turns 49 today.

Posted by: Boobpedia Birthdays at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (wVcYX)

164 > Padilla Stout

For the love of God do NOT do an image search for this woman.

Big AND Chunky!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (/lPRQ)

165 Aw, shucky-darn.

It looks like Iran's Supreme Leader, Junior may have survived after all.

Let's just hope he's a Fredo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:30 PM (IG3/x)

166 Crenshaw will have to become a Beltway Bandit?

I imagine that was his plan all along just maybe not quite this soon. Has he been there long enough to draw a Congressional pension?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 09:30 PM (Fs0KI)

167 Al Green is also losing
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 03, 2026 09:26 PM (CNl8/)

Sweet!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 09:30 PM (wVcYX)

168 > Big AND Chunky!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (/lPRQ)

Yeah, she could solve a great deal of the world's hunger problems just by injecting herself with about a barrel of Ozempic.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:31 PM (IG3/x)

169 Spawn wore her moron X shirt to school today🤣😂

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 09:31 PM (VCgbV)

170 > Padilla Stout

For the love of God do NOT do an image search for this woman.

Big AND Chunky!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (/lPRQ)

Truth in advertising. Rotund, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 09:32 PM (wVcYX)

171 Dogs never stop loving.

They are better than people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2026 09:32 PM (+0Wk3)

172 148 Talarico is actually gay, right? Not just gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:23 PM (zZu0s)

It does seem sus that he's able to keep a deluxe hardcover edition of the Bible, complete with apocrypha, in his ass.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 09:32 PM (cl15i)

173 161 Huffines is winning comptroller. YES!!
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (+nEug)
My vote's holding up so far.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 09:32 PM (LHPAg)

174 > Has he been there long enough to draw a Congressional pension?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2026 09:30 PM (Fs0KI)

Only takes 5 years for a Senator (unlike the 20+ it takes for us peons). Yep, he's fully vested.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:33 PM (IG3/x)

175 Eromero, Huffines is 42% and Hancock is 20 something

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:34 PM (+nEug)

176 144 Yeah, Eyepatch McCain is getting stomped.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:22 PM (IG3/x)

Obligatory:

Oh Nooo

Anyway ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 03, 2026 09:34 PM (3sXRv)

177 He may get the retirement, but he will never again get the perks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:34 PM (2GVsD)

178 Harris County is only reporting Ballot By Mail and Early Voting results so far. No Election Day results are in yet.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 09:34 PM (wVcYX)

179 CENTCOM Drops Major Update on “Operation Epic Fury” — Over 50,000 U.S. Troops, 200 Jets, Two Aircraft Carriers, B-2 and B-1 Stealth Bombers Deployed and Reinforcements Coming

At least there won't be 'boots on the ground'... maybe.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 09:35 PM (/lPRQ)

180 155 Al Green is also losing
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 03, 2026 09:26 PM (CNl8/)

So much for love and happiness

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 03, 2026 09:35 PM (3sXRv)

181 Wow, lots of douchetools going down it looks like.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 09:35 PM (snZF9)

182 169 Spawn wore her moron X shirt to school today🤣😂
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 09:31 PM (VCgbV)
We're all proud of her! Remind me to talk to her about GSG 1911 22LR.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 09:35 PM (LHPAg)

183 So, eyepatch, is the J6 situation still too nuanced for us trogladytes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:35 PM (zZu0s)

184
Aw, shucky-darn.

It looks like Iran's Supreme Leader, Junior may have survived after all.

Let's just hope he's a Fredo.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

If I were him I'd be Afraid-o.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2026 09:36 PM (Cqx++)

185 Austin, TX may have had the first recorded serial killer. Before Jack the Ripper.

The servant girl annihilator.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:36 PM (2GVsD)

186 163 The energetic and deeply talented Heather Harmon (aka Heather Brooke) turns 49 today.
Posted by: Boobpedia Birthdays at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (wVcYX)

A little NSFW or H ...

Please and thank you

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 03, 2026 09:37 PM (3sXRv)

187 Itinerant, we put some troops in to coordinate with the Kurds. I don't know how many

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:37 PM (+nEug)

188 What did you call them?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 09:29 PM (cYBz/)

Degenerates, at one point, but that may have been in the last thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 09:37 PM (ExV1e)

189 But father, I don't want to be supreme leader. I want to, sing!

Posted by: Supreme Leader Jr at March 03, 2026 09:38 PM (vFG9F)

190 CENTCOM Drops Major Update on “Operation Epic Fury” — Over 50,000 U.S. Troops, 200 Jets, Two Aircraft Carriers, B-2 and B-1 Stealth Bombers Deployed and Reinforcements Coming

*And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeee!!*

Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2026 09:39 PM (cYBz/)

191 Yes, Heather Harmon is a VERY NSFW gal.

So I've heard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:39 PM (zZu0s)

192 What a wonderful, fresh bouquet the Café has this evening!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 09:40 PM (0sNs1)

193 What kind of bomb causes extremely bright blue light? I’m seeing footage of bomb blasts around Tehran the past few hours that burn bright blue. Hitting electrical substations?

Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 09:40 PM (vSSIL)

194 We have two aircraft carriers in the AO?

That is 10,000 or so right there, not counting the escort ships and their crews.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:40 PM (2GVsD)

195 Degenerates, at one point, but that may have been in the last thread.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 09:37 PM (ExV1e)

Yeah, I thinkbyou left it out this thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:41 PM (zZu0s)

196

RIP our brave warriors who gave their all for us. Thank you for your service.

I pray their families will find peace and comfort.

Posted by: four seasons at March 03, 2026 09:41 PM (3ek7K)

197 Transformers exploding usually give off blue-white explosions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:41 PM (2GVsD)

198 Remind me to talk to her about GSG 1911 22LR.
Posted by: Eromero
---
If I can remember!🫣
She's trying to shoot more 9mm in preparation for college. Visited A&M and they shoot Glock 34 and Sig M17, but the team that competes is using the Glock.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 09:42 PM (VCgbV)

199 Neutron bombs, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:42 PM (zZu0s)

200 >>Al Green is also losing

How can you mend a broken heart?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 09:42 PM (viF8m)

201 Persians doing the Neutron dance?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:43 PM (2GVsD)

202 197 Transformers exploding usually give off blue-white explosions.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:41 PM (2GVsD)

*single tear flows down face*

Posted by: Optimus Prime at March 03, 2026 09:44 PM (cl15i)

203 If Ace topped the Cafe with a photo from West Texas, he could title the post The Goodnight-Loving Trail Cafe.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 03, 2026 09:44 PM (S/Y4j)

204 Cornhole and Paxton will be in a run off since neither will get over 50%.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 03, 2026 09:44 PM (VCgbV)

205 176 144 Yeah, Eyepatch McCain is getting stomped.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2026 09:22 PM (IG3/x)

Obligatory:

Oh Nooo

Anyway ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 03, 2026 09:34 PM (3sXRv)

TX SoS website still has goose eggs all the way…

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 09:45 PM (hJH5n)

206 Aetius, take a look at new image.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:47 PM (2GVsD)

207 Itinerant, we put some troops in to coordinate with the Kurds. I don't know how many
Posted by: Ben Had

I would expect a bunch of SF Teams working with locals.
Would hope they were there already, before the start, but I think first contact is some CIA Spook under cover as a Nat Geo journalist or something, import/exporter maybe.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 09:47 PM (/lPRQ)

208 Arcee, "It's all about the All-Spark."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 09:47 PM (2GVsD)

209 The second one. Final answer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:48 PM (zZu0s)

210 I voted Huffines. Good to see he’s ahead.

Now if only John Browning can pull off TX HD 88.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 09:48 PM (hJH5n)

211 Huffjnes is at 60%

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 09:48 PM (+nEug)

212 Transformers the Movie had more real drama and characterization in the first bit than Star Wars and Star Trek combined in the past 20 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

213 50,000 troops is a hell of a lot of logistics, planning, support... but CENTCOM said this is bigger than 2003 against Iraq.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2026 09:49 PM (/lPRQ)

214 I thought you were going to bed, Ben had?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

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