Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Cathedrals of Broadway
Florine Stettheimer

[Hat Tip: All Hail Eris]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 09:30 AM (Wc+7N)

2 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 09:30 AM (kgE5c)

3 Yakety Sax vibe

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 09:31 AM (Wc+7N)

4 Well, it certainly is a circus.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2026 09:31 AM (jtM2q)

5
ESPONJA!11!!!1!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 03, 2026 09:31 AM (tljrc)

6 I like it. Wouldn't hang, but I kinda like it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 09:31 AM (kgE5c)

7 Eh. Can't say I really care for this one, though it's colorful and lively.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2026 09:31 AM (CHHv1)

8 Too busy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 09:31 AM (ExV1e)

9 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 09:31 AM (Wc+7N)

10 I like this, which surprises me, CBD. ( I wonder why).

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 09:32 AM (pDt9x)

11 Show tunes!

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

12 I like this, which surprises me, CBD. ( I wonder why).
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 09:32 AM (pDt9x)

Excessive drug use in your past?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 09:33 AM (ExV1e)

13 Who's the mayor in the pic?

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

14 kill it with fire

Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

15 Who's the dude dressed in yellow supposed to be?

Posted by: dantesed at March 03, 2026 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)

16 Too much going on there and looks thrown together. Would not hang.

Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 09:34 AM (gtcuf)

17 Makes me think of the Moulin Rouge movie.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 09:34 AM (pDt9x)

18 The bibles of tijuana!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 03, 2026 09:35 AM (Kt19C)

19 So many bright colors!

... It makes me anxious.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 03, 2026 09:35 AM (gBgpQ)

20 Dude in yellow is prancing. Which may or may not be gayer than hobby-horsing.

Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 09:35 AM (gtcuf)

21 How fun! What a great piece. Thank you, CBD, this made my morning!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2026 09:35 AM (A5RD0)

22 Looks like Mardi Gras on Broadway

Posted by: Javems at March 03, 2026 09:35 AM (zFsEm)

23 La Guardia was a better Mayor of New York than Jimmy Walker, in every way. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 03, 2026 09:35 AM (BHrzb)

24 You know this is weak

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 09:35 AM (EtnSa)

25 Well, it's lively and colorful and is the person up top and actual performer of the time? If so, which one?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2026 09:35 AM (ix8EF)

26 Who's the dude dressed in yellow supposed to be?
Posted by: dantesed

Looks like some kind of doorman to me. Looks like he's wearing a uniform.

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

27 No Radio City Rockettes. Haz sad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 09:35 AM (8zz6B)

28 Kitsch.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 03, 2026 09:36 AM (1o8D5)

29 The mayor is Jimmy Walker. He ran a dyn-o-mite campaign.

Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 09:36 AM (gtcuf)

30 Who's the dude dressed in yellow supposed to be?
Posted by: dantesed

He's your chauffeur on this psychedelic ride.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 03, 2026 09:37 AM (gBgpQ)

31 Needs more neon lights.

Posted by: George Benson at March 03, 2026 09:37 AM (GI9/m)

32 Well, it's lively and colorful and is the person up top and actual performer of the time? If so, which one?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Fen, the caption says it's the mayor of New York. So I'm wondering which mayor it is.

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

33 The Gay White Way fer sure!

Posted by: Poofters On Parade! at March 03, 2026 09:37 AM (oftw2)

34 Meh. I don't hate it, but it glorifies a culture I don't necessarily relate to. lol

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 03, 2026 09:37 AM (DgMqy)

35 Give my regards to old Broadway.

Posted by: dantesed at March 03, 2026 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)

36 He’s holding a Big Apple, or, I want him to.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 09:37 AM (pDt9x)

37 Wow! There's a lot happening in this one.

Hmmm... I like the colors. There's an air of excitement and fun about it.

It's like a picture of the world that is described in the song Puttin' on the Ritz.

I kinda like this. Thanks CBD!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2026 09:38 AM (2J/Lj)

38 Huh. Interesting.

Kind of one of those people who LOVE NYC things. They stock their apartment with I HEART NYC mugs and shirts and just crap. And have this hanging on the wall with 50 other things just like it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 09:38 AM (bss/y)

39 La Guardia was a better Mayor of New York than Jimmy Walker, in every way. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 03, 2026 09:35 AM (BHrzb)

Absolutely. La Guardia was a great mayor! A very intelligent man too!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 09:38 AM (n9ltV)

40 42nd Street is playing in my head.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 09:38 AM (pDt9x)

41 Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 09:37

Thanks; I didn't see the caption.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2026 09:39 AM (ix8EF)

42 The mayor is Jimmy Walker. He ran a dyn-o-mite campaign.

Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 09:36 AM (gtcuf)

And he was a crook. That's not rare in NYC, but he got caught, which is pretty uncommon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 09:40 AM (n9ltV)

43 The cathedrals were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at March 03, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

44 Mayor LaGuardia and Robert Moses were cutting the ribbon on one New NYC Park per week. They both enjoyed it immensely and the common folk ate it up. Robert Moses built many NYC area bridges, tunnels, parkways, etc. but never learned to drive himself. Limo, driver was good enough for him.

Posted by: The Hoi Polloi at March 03, 2026 09:41 AM (oftw2)

45 Did he deliberately leave out all the homeless shitting in the street and the drug addicts passed out on the sidewalk and the garbage pile approaching Everest in altitude?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 03, 2026 09:41 AM (pohLc)

46 This painting is lacking a certain something ...

Posted by: zombie Lucien Freud at March 03, 2026 09:41 AM (0sNs1)

47 Well, that is a painting!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2026 09:41 AM (tj6OY)

48 Fen, the caption says it's the mayor of New York. So I'm wondering which mayor it is.

In 1929 (going off the date elsewhere in the painting), Jimmy Walker. But it doesn't really look like photos of him.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 09:42 AM (2ocoG)

49 They're doing the French Mistake.

Posted by: Push out your tush at March 03, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

50 Yeah, it's all fun and games until Kong breaks loose.

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

51 House of Talkies
All Talking
Silence

Make up your mind, painting!

Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 09:42 AM (gtcuf)

52 Broadway is my beat!

Posted by: Larry Thor at March 03, 2026 09:42 AM (Boo5w)

53 This artist has a very nice, quieter one of kids playing in and by a pond and a shallow bowl with flowers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2026 09:43 AM (ix8EF)

54 There's a broken heart for every light on Broadway.

Posted by: Broken Hearts Are For Assholes at March 03, 2026 09:43 AM (oftw2)

55 Robert Moses built many NYC area bridges, tunnels, parkways, etc. but never learned to drive himself. Limo, driver was good enough for him.

Posted by: The Hoi Polloi at March 03, 2026 09:41 AM (oftw2)

He also did a huge amount of damage to NYC.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 09:44 AM (n9ltV)

56 The Cathedrals of Broadway
Florine Stettheimer

***********

Cause of Death - a limerick

There once was a young man who died
When his bright Broadway dreams were denied
One bullet to the brain
By an open storm drain
Not murder. It was ruled sewer side.

Posted by: muldoon, dad jokes at March 03, 2026 09:44 AM (qgHp7)

57 Yeah, it's all fun and games until Kong breaks loose.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 09:42 AM

No worries. I'ma onna the job.

Posted by: Mario at March 03, 2026 09:45 AM (0sNs1)

58 Whenever an analog clock is depicted it's always about ten minutes after ten.

Posted by: NPR's Clock Talk at March 03, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

59 Interesting, but too much going on. Don't think I'd hang this one.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 09:45 AM (HYqoK)

60 Robert Moses is detested to this day in my hometown of Niagara Falls, for cutting off access to the Niagara River and Gorge with a big ugly monstrosity of an unneeded parkway that he named after himself, because of course. A large part of it was finally dismantled several years back.

Posted by: Delurker at March 03, 2026 09:46 AM (gtcuf)

61 a sampler.

Posted by: cmeat at March 03, 2026 09:46 AM (R11M+)

62 >>Absolutely. La Guardia was a great mayor! A very intelligent man too!

He built a shitty airport, though. From a pilot's perspective, anyway.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 03, 2026 09:46 AM (Y1sOo)

63 *Not murder. It was ruled sewer side.*

Police suspect fair play.

Posted by: The ghost of Dennis Miller at March 03, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

64
Bob Hope played Jimmy Walker in the 1957 film "Beau James."

No, not that Beau. Movie stunk.

This is completely related to the pic above and hopefully will not disappear into the lost dimension of 100 post violations.

Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 09:46 AM (Y8DZL)

65 Huh. Wikipedia says that Jimmy Walker was also a lyricist, and had affairs with "chorus girls."

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 09:47 AM (77rzZ)

66 Posted by: muldoon, dad jokes at March 03, 2026 09:44 AM (qgHp7)

Nice!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 09:48 AM (n9ltV)

67 Damn! I knew I shouldn't've dropped that acid!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 03, 2026 09:48 AM (FXNzP)

68 I like this, which surprises me, CBD. ( I wonder why).
Posted by: tubal

Excessive drug use in your past?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

There are drugs still available, so no. 😁

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 09:48 AM (Wc+7N)

69 All That Jazz

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 09:48 AM (wVcYX)

70 He also did a huge amount of damage to NYC.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Disagree. He just razed tenements for the benefit of NY as a whole. Progress! Made LI commutable, bridges, World Fairs, Verrazano Bridge, the list is almost endless.

Posted by: Right Man For His Time at March 03, 2026 09:48 AM (oftw2)

71 If any of the bushes are happy, they're privileged elitists.

Posted by: Zoe from Brattleboro, VT at March 03, 2026 09:49 AM (0sNs1)

72 When I look at this picture, I feel like a Roman after the Visegoths sacked the city, and someone is telling me about the glory days of Augustus Caesar.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 03, 2026 09:49 AM (BHrzb)

73 He built a shitty airport, though. From a pilot's perspective, anyway.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 03, 2026 09:46 AM (Y1sOo)

Supposedly, the day they opened La Guardia Airport he started looking for land for JFK Airport. He was a visionary.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 09:50 AM (n9ltV)

74 This picture reminds me of the collage used by Critical Drinker when mocking "The Message!".

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 09:50 AM (Riz8t)

75 He also did a huge amount of damage to NYC.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

You ever read any of James Howard Kunstler's stuff? He writes about urban design, among other things. He hates how everything is designed around the automobile. He blames Moses for a lot of that.

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

76 He just razed tenements for the benefit of NY as a whole. Progress! Made LI commutable, bridges, World Fairs, Verrazano Bridge, the list is almost endless.

Posted by: Right Man For His Time at March 03, 2026 09:48 AM (oftw2)

And destroyed neighborhoods with all of those highways...in particular the Bronx. The Cross-Bronx Expressway cut it in half.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 09:51 AM (n9ltV)

77 I just adore a penthouse view.
Darling I love you, but give me Park Avenue.

Posted by: Lisa Douglas at March 03, 2026 09:51 AM (wVcYX)

78 The picture does resembles Jimmy Walker, the Mayor, who apparently over Broadway shows. He's his photo:

https://tinyurl.com/rd9c9ud4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2026 09:52 AM (rZCVI)

79 Now NYC is a foreign shithole I will never return to, although I was born/worked there.

Posted by: This Ship Be Sinkin'! at March 03, 2026 09:52 AM (oftw2)

80 Disagree. He just razed tenements for the benefit of NY as a whole. Progress! Made LI commutable, bridges, World Fairs, Verrazano Bridge, the list is almost endless.
Posted by: Right Man For His Time at March 03, 2026 09:48 AM

Yeah? Then why did he never solve the problem of no quality picante sauce production?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 09:52 AM (0sNs1)

81 kids playing in and by a pond and a shallow bowl

Kids playing in a shallow bowl?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 03, 2026 09:53 AM (Kt19C)

82 >Yeah? Then why did he never solve the problem of no quality picante sauce production?
----
Get a rope.

Posted by: Pick up the Pace at March 03, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1)

83 The Cross-Bronx Expressway cut it in half.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 09:51 AM

A road which will be forever immortalized by its mention in Beetlejuice.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 09:54 AM (0sNs1)

84 Stettheimer definitely has a style, looking at her other paintings, and I like how every time you look there's more detail to soak up. It definitely can be overwhelming at first though.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 09:54 AM (2ocoG)

85 There once was a young man who died
When his bright Broadway dreams were denied
One bullet to the brain
By an open storm drain
Not murder. It was ruled sewer side.
Posted by: muldoon, dad jokes at March 03, 2026 09:44 AM (qgHp7)

I read that JFK theory. interesting!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Assassinations Are For Kids! at March 03, 2026 09:55 AM (i49OE)

86 I've been told that if you can make it there...

Posted by: Ol' Blue Eyes at March 03, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)

87 Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2026 09:35 AM

Nurse! Nurse! You know what day it is?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 09:55 AM (kgE5c)

88 Stettheimer definitely has a style

I call that style "artistic Tourette's".

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 09:55 AM (Riz8t)

89 Irving Berlin owned 3 Broadway theaters. Even when he was nearing 100 years of age, he would have his driver take him to his 3 theaters on Wednesday afternoon so he could get the numbers on exactly what the gate receipts were that week. That was when the #s came out.

Posted by: Money Changes Everything at March 03, 2026 09:56 AM (oftw2)

90 "Oh, we're the boys in the chorus
We hope you like our show.
We know you're rootin' for us,
But now we have to go!"

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

91
12 Angry Limericks

There once was a man named McWheedle
Quit his job at a Broadway cathedral
He was s'posed to clean the walls
In the men's bathroom stalls
'Til he learned they were dodecahedral

Posted by: muldoon, dad jokes at March 03, 2026 09:57 AM (qgHp7)

92 It's the day after Monday. But that's not important right now.

Posted by: Airplane! at March 03, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

93 Do Broadway theaters still employ a grizzled gent named Pops who is the gatekeeper at the Stage Door?

Posted by: Former Stage Door Johnny at March 03, 2026 09:57 AM (oftw2)

94 It's the day after Monday. But that's not important right now.

However, the return of winter just sucks.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 09:58 AM (Riz8t)

95 Would make a fine Great Gatsby book cover.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 03, 2026 09:58 AM (XvL8K)

96 90 "Oh, we're the boys in the chorus
We hope you like our show.
We know you're rootin' for us,
But now we have to go!"

Classic!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 03, 2026 09:59 AM (DgMqy)

97 Twenty bucks, same as out in the sticks.

Posted by: Pops at March 03, 2026 09:59 AM (0sNs1)

98 Once hit a pothole on the Cross Bronx so bad it bent the tire rim. The Bronx is fun at 3 am.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 09:59 AM (RIvkX)

99 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2026 09:52 AM (rZCVI)

typo-"loved" Broadway shows

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2026 09:59 AM (8Xy/A)

100 This painting confuses and frightens me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2026 09:59 AM (RIvkX)

101 The Dow is down 2.3%. Sounds like a buying opportunity.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:00 AM (Riz8t)

102 Marilu Henner in that episode of Taxi singing Lullaby of Broadway vs Maryann?

Posted by: Rex B at March 03, 2026 10:00 AM (GI9/m)

103 And destroyed neighborhoods with all of those highways...in particular the Bronx. The Cross-Bronx Expressway cut it in half.

Could be worse. Here in Baltimore we have multiple half-completed highways that cut neighborhoods in half and then were blocked by Boasberg on behalf of dirty hippies mid-construction. So the damage was already done *and* the roads can't be used. Congratulations commies, it's the worst of all possible outcomes.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 10:00 AM (2ocoG)

104 I really like some of her other works too. Bright, colorful, playful. First time I've heard of this artist.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2026 10:00 AM (2J/Lj)

105 Nobel Winner María Corina Machado Announces Return to Venezuela ‘in a Few Weeks’
-------

Oof, that's gotta piss off Delcy Rodriguez something fierce... you know that bloodthirsty Communist whore would love nothing more than to kill Machado - but she knows if she does, Trump will be sending an unstoppable hit squad to cut her resting bitch face right off and feed it to her.

She'll just have to grind her teeth and deal with it.

LOL, seethe more, you impotent Yanqui puppet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:00 AM (BI5O2)

106 BREAKING, per Amit Segal:

The Assembly of Experts were all assembled in Qom to vote on the next 'Supreme Leader'.

And Israel just bombed them all.

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 10:01 AM (RHGPo)

107 It's a long way from Milan to Minsk.

Posted by: Via New Rochelle at March 03, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

108
The Israelis just took out another mullah-fest involved in voting in a new Durka-durka.

They seem to be be doing all the leadership wet-work in this operation.

Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 10:01 AM (Y8DZL)

109 I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy!

Posted by: James Cagney at March 03, 2026 10:01 AM (wVcYX)

110 106 BREAKING, per Amit Segal:

The Assembly of Experts were all assembled in Qom to vote on the next 'Supreme Leader'.

And Israel just bombed them all.

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 10:01 AM (RHGPo)

======

"Maybe we Zoom it next time?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:01 AM (GBKbO)

111 I think he's gone senile.

Bill Clinton is smiling while looking back through old Epstein photos & nodding over memories🤣

His attorney snatches them out of Bill’s hands.

https://is.gd/zolJBA

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:02 AM (Riz8t)

112 Part of the fun of the World's Fair.
Is the Subway Special that takes you there.
Anytime, night or day,
Just pay fifteen cents,
Hop aboard,
And you're on your way.....

Posted by: #7 To Flushing at March 03, 2026 10:02 AM (oftw2)

113 108
The Israelis just took out another mullah-fest involved in voting in a new Durka-durka.

They seem to be be doing all the leadership wet-work in this operation.

Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 10:01 AM (Y8DZL)

======

And Iran hasn't launched missiles in more than a day.

"Death to America was a...bad thing to hang our entire government on?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)

114 BREAKING, per Amit Segal:

The Assembly of Experts were all assembled in Qom to vote on the next 'Supreme Leader'.

And Israel just bombed them all.
Posted by: SMOD

Iranian Door Sign Name Painter: "FTS. I Quit!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:03 AM (Wc+7N)

115 However, the return of winter just sucks.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 09:58 AM (Riz8t)

Not here. I have two plum trees that just broke out into bloom today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 10:03 AM (etYFQ)

116 Would hang. Love this one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2026 10:03 AM (kiGop)

117
The Assembly of Experts were all assembled in Qom to vote on the next 'Supreme Leader'.

And Israel just bombed them all.
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 10:01 AM (RHGPo)

WHAT?! Hahaha haha! They did that AGAIN?!

Fellas, fellas, fellas... 'member what happened three days ago? Zoom, guys. It's a thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:03 AM (BI5O2)

118 BREAKING, per Amit Segal:

The Assembly of Experts were all assembled in Qom to vote on the next 'Supreme Leader'.

And Israel just bombed them all.

I don't want to sound alarmist, but I think Iran might have a mole.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:03 AM (Riz8t)

119 And Iran hasn't launched missiles in more than a day.

"Death to America was a...bad thing to hang our entire government on?"

Obama hardest hit.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:04 AM (Riz8t)

120 BREAKING, per Amit Segal:

The Assembly of Experts were all assembled in Qom to vote on the next 'Supreme Leader'.

And Israel just bombed them all.
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 10:01 AM (RHGPo)

They're gonna need some more Expert guys, I guess.

Posted by: Dwayne T. Robinson at March 03, 2026 10:04 AM (wVcYX)

121 117 WHAT?! Hahaha haha! They did that AGAIN?!

Fellas, fellas, fellas... 'member what happened three days ago? Zoom, guys. It's a thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:03 AM (BI5O2)

=======

https://youtu.be/qQ6wSei-NJU

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:04 AM (GBKbO)

122 I really like some of her other works too. Bright, colorful, playful. First time I've heard of this artist.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2026 10:00 AM (2J/Lj)

Me too. Eris sent a link to her and she described her perfectly:

"She painted big, busy slices of life that contained a Who's Who of Broadway, Harlem, and the art world in the 20's-40's."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 10:04 AM (n9ltV)

123 > The Assembly of Experts were all assembled in Qom to vote on the next 'Supreme Leader'.

And Israel just bombed them all.
----------
I wonder how deep the "Supreme Leader's" bench is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2026 10:05 AM (jtM2q)

124 119 And Iran hasn't launched missiles in more than a day.

"Death to America was a...bad thing to hang our entire government on?"

Obama hardest hit.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:04 AM (Riz8t)

======

I can't wait for some tinpot leader in South America or Western Europe to get it in their craw to say something mean about Trump again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:05 AM (GBKbO)

125 However, the return of winter just sucks.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 09:58 AM (Riz8t)

Not here. I have two plum trees that just broke out into bloom today.

It's cold, gray, and there's wet snow on the ground.

*hums mournfully*
In the bleak midwinter...

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:05 AM (Riz8t)

126 Well the new boss will be yhe same as the old boss
Thats Islam for you

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 10:06 AM (EtnSa)

127 BREAKING, per Amit Segal:

The Assembly of Experts were all assembled in Qom to vote on the next 'Supreme Leader'.

And Israel just bombed them all.

Posted by: SMOD

White smoke or black?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 03, 2026 10:06 AM (yFLFB)

128 Awesome. Iran tried to sneakily have a "Council Of Experts" meeting in an abandoned building, and Israel destroyed it while they were voting on their next Ayatollah.

https://tinyurl.com/59nkf7yy

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2026 10:06 AM (0BnmN)

129 It would seem that the Israelis have had enough of the Iranian mullahs shit.
Mullahs: let's elect a new leader to suppress the people and wage war against America and Israel!

Israel: umm... How about NOPE!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2026 10:07 AM (2J/Lj)

130 "Expert" class hardest hit.

Posted by: Reforger at March 03, 2026 10:07 AM (njT/n)

131 The Assembly of Experts were all assembled in Qom to vote on the next 'Supreme Leader'.

And Israel just bombed them all.

There's stupid, and then there's Muslims.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 10:07 AM (2ocoG)

132 The Israelis just took out another mullah-fest involved in voting in a new Durka-durka

I saw David & David open for Henry Lee Summer at the Mullah Fest in Boon, Indiana in 1988.

Posted by: Swallowed By The Cracks at March 03, 2026 10:07 AM (/IU3q)

133
The Assembly of Experts were all assembled in Qom to vote on the next 'Supreme Leader'.

And Israel just bombed them all.
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I wonder how deep the "Supreme Leader's" bench is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

It's time to stop...

"Hey, what's that sound?"

"Everybody look out --"

"-- 'nother one's coming down!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 03, 2026 10:08 AM (xG4kz)

134 Put me in a 12-sided bathroom stall with a Sharpie™ and I'll be happy all day!

Posted by: muldoon, dad jokes at March 03, 2026 10:08 AM (qgHp7)

135 Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, We're so glad you could attend Come inside come inside. ELP

Posted by: kingsman at March 03, 2026 10:08 AM (ehY6c)

136 The Assembly of Experts were all assembled in Qom to vote on the next 'Supreme Leader'.

And Israel just bombed them all.

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 10:01 AM (RHGPo)
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Fatwa issued:

https://tinyurl.com/5bnu8vat

הבא להרגך, השכם להרגו

One who comes to kill you, rise up first and kill him.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 03, 2026 10:08 AM (1o8D5)

137
I'm not sure the Israelis even need a mole in the age of beeper phones and cell-phone eavesdropping.

Worth remembering the CCP can probably do this your phone too, and Susan Rice has plans for what to do with that info once the Socialists are back in power.

Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 10:08 AM (Y8DZL)

138 And Iran hasn't launched missiles in more than a day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)
***************************************

Iran is still launching ballistic missiles at Israel, though seemingly at a much reduced rate, and it's been about two days since they killed anyone in Israel.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 03, 2026 10:09 AM (q2Khr)

139 I once had a flat tire in a large van on the Cross Bronx loaded with 10' 5/8" sheet rock and studs. The jack wouldn't lift the van with the weight of the sheet rock. Had to remove the studs and half the sheet rock, standing it against the stone wall at roadside, then change tire, reload the rock. Heavy traffic going by, slush and snow on the road, getting splashed the whole time. Quite a workout, surprised to survive.

Posted by: I Will Survive! at March 03, 2026 10:09 AM (oftw2)

140 I wonder how deep the "Supreme Leader's" bench is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2026 10:05 AM (jtM2q)
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6 feet?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 03, 2026 10:09 AM (1o8D5)

141 When a beeg fookin' bomb,
Hits your meeting in Qom,
That's a mole, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 10:09 AM (8zz6B)

142 Went to Qom
Looking to drop bombs
Saw Experts assembled
And we knew we had a chance

Bomb Iran!
Because we can.

Posted by: IDF Beach Boys at March 03, 2026 10:10 AM (wVcYX)

143
Keep issuing fatwas and we'll bomb you back
to the Age Before the Stone Age.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 03, 2026 10:10 AM (xG4kz)

144 And Iran hasn't launched missiles in more than a day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)
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Come here and say that.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 03, 2026 10:11 AM (1o8D5)

145 Buyer's remorse?

Nicholas J. Fuentes
@NickJFuentes
Still better than Kamala?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 03, 2026 10:11 AM (FXNzP)

146 Do Muslims go into tremens when they've gone two days without killing a Jew?

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at March 03, 2026 10:11 AM (yYROg)

147 I saw in the 2A article in the MR that TJM drinks a pint of whiskey a day.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:11 AM (MGB5H)

148 There's video from Qom showing the meeting-place of the Assembly of Experts in ruins. Wonder how many of the "experts" were there at the time.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 03, 2026 10:12 AM (q2Khr)

149 more on this latest victory, from the Jerusalem Post

https://tinyurl.com/f3syb7dc

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2026 10:12 AM (0BnmN)

150 Who's Who of Broadway, Harlem, and the art world in the 20's-40's.

***********

Harlem? Why, I barely knew 'em...

Posted by: muldoon, dad jokes at March 03, 2026 10:12 AM (qgHp7)

151 Nurse! Nurse! You know what day it is?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

ITS TUMMY RUB TUESDAY!

Rub rub rub those fuzzy furry bellies!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2026 10:12 AM (wuYg+)

152 134 Put me in a 12-sided bathroom stall with a Sharpie™ and I'll be happy all day!
Posted by: muldoon

I can picture it now:
Some men come to sit and think,
Others come to shit and stink,
But I just come to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls.

Posted by: Murrican Graffiti at March 03, 2026 10:12 AM (oftw2)

153 >Would hang. Love this one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Surely, you can't be serious!

Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 10:12 AM (ZxPkt)

154 I'm not sure how these guys got their information; maybe it's all public knowledge.

"But Why Did the Iranian Air Defenses Fail to Activate?" Inside Operation Epic Fury — How the U.S. & Israel Struck Iran

https://is.gd/cSPuh1

Interestingly, it comes from Alberta 51, who want to join the US.

The Alberta 51 Project presents a stunning 5-minute video on how Operation Epic Fury was carried out, and tells the strategy, tactics and stealthy preparations behind what Israel calls Operation Roaring Lion (the lion being the symbol of Iran under the Shar).

It might look like the makers of the Inside Operation Epic Fury video (How the U.S. & Israel Struck Iran), the Alberta 51 Project, belong to some kind of strategy entity but they are actually "dedicated to supporting education to Albertans on why we should become the 51 state."

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:13 AM (Riz8t)

155 Garish trash. It looks like the label to a shitty bottle of wine.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 10:13 AM (UGyV5)

156
The Assembly of Experts were all assembled in Qom to vote on the next 'Supreme Leader'.

And Israel just bombed them all.

Posted by: SMOD

They weren't even accorded enough time to complete their "Getting to Know You" exercise!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 03, 2026 10:13 AM (xG4kz)

157 Fatwa issued:

https://tinyurl.com/5bnu8vat

In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they'd come the infidels were gone.

It was on that day I put a jihad on them.

And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you too.

Posted by: Gary "Achmed" Johnson at March 03, 2026 10:13 AM (2ocoG)

158 I wonder how deep the "Supreme Leader's" bench is.

Not deep enough.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:14 AM (Riz8t)

159 Keep issuing fatwas and we'll bomb you back
to the Age Before the Stone Age.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

We will bomb you completely Mesozoic has a nice ring to it!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2026 10:14 AM (2J/Lj)

160 I read an Israeli intelligence officer explaining why Mossad is so effective; he said they have people born in every middle eastern country, they speak every middle eastern language, and it’s not difficult for them to pose as natives.

I try and imagine myself, tall and blonde, going to Tehran and pretending I was born there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 10:14 AM (etYFQ)

161 I'm not sure the Israelis even need a mole in the age of beeper phones and cell-phone eavesdropping.

Worth remembering the CCP can probably do this your phone too, and Susan Rice has plans for what to do with that info once the Socialists are back in power.
Posted by: Auspex

I'll bet every 8th Achmed in their organization is actually a Moshe Dayan type deep cover Israeli.

SOMEONE had to authorize buying those beepers.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:15 AM (Wc+7N)

162 Boom today, boom tomorrow

Posted by: Ivanova, Security Chief at March 03, 2026 10:15 AM (ehY6c)

163 I wonder how deep the "Supreme Leader's" bench is.

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Deep. Like in the ninth ring. And it has a concrete vibratory attached to it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:15 AM (BI5O2)

164 Nicholas J. Fuentes
@NickJFuentes
Still better than Kamala?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 03, 2026 10:11 AM (FXNzP)

Because we bombed fucking Iran? Really?

I'm amazed at the stuff that the dipshit class chooses as their hill to die on.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:15 AM (ExV1e)

165 I'll bet every 8th Achmed in their organization is actually a Moshe Dayan type deep cover Israeli.

SOMEONE had to authorize buying those beepers.

There was the hilarious story yesterday that the mullahs created a Mossad mole-hunting task force, but the person in charge of it was a Mossad mole.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 10:16 AM (2ocoG)

166
One wonders when the mulletheads, excuse me, mullahs might get the message that they are no longer in charge?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 03, 2026 10:16 AM (xG4kz)

167 X directed me to the latest on Iran where there are all sorts of posts of Iran's counterattacks all over the place that supposedly occurred in the last few hours. Saudi, Kuwait and UAE oil fields shut down. Also about mass rally in Iran for funerals of school kids that the US supposedly bombed. None from accounts that I follow though.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 03, 2026 10:16 AM (Dv3i1)

168 The IDF targeted a building in which Tehran's 88-member Assembly of Experts was meeting to choose Iran's next supreme leader, Israeli sources told The Jerusalem Post on Tuesday.
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this is just too good
Mossad must have gold-plated diamond-encrusted intel

Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 10:16 AM (ZxPkt)

169 Interestingly, it comes from Alberta 51, who want to join the US.

The Alberta 51 Project presents a stunning 5-minute video on how Operation Epic Fury was carried out, and tells the strategy, tactics and stealthy preparations behind what Israel calls Operation Roaring Lion (the lion being the symbol of Iran under the Shar).

It might look like the makers of the Inside Operation Epic Fury video (How the U.S. & Israel Struck Iran), the Alberta 51 Project, belong to some kind of strategy entity but they are actually "dedicated to supporting education to Albertans on why we should become the 51 state."
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:13 AM (Riz8t)

I don't who "Alberta51" is. I viewed that video the other day, and it's all AI slop. And the voice sounds synthetic, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 10:16 AM (8zz6B)

170 God is settling the families' business.

Posted by: kingsman at March 03, 2026 10:16 AM (ehY6c)

171 160 & 161 Horde Mind Activate!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:17 AM (Wc+7N)

172
nowhere to run to, baby
nowhere to hide

Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 10:17 AM (ZxPkt)

173 A Fatwa!? What is it?

Posted by: one hour sober at March 03, 2026 10:17 AM (Y1sOo)

174 Fuentes' bench is pretty loose.

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at March 03, 2026 10:17 AM (yYROg)

175 Someone joked that the mullahs are now just a handful of deep cover Mossad agents who don't know about each other, so they keep playing the game.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:17 AM (BI5O2)

176 When a beeg fookin' bomb,
Hits your meeting in Qom,
That's a mole, eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 10:09 AM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 10:17 AM (kgE5c)

177 There was the hilarious story yesterday that the mullahs created a Mossad mole-hunting task force, but the person in charge of it was a Mossad mole.
Posted by: Ian S.

F'n SNORT!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:18 AM (Wc+7N)

178 Primo painting.

Posted by: Baldy at March 03, 2026 10:18 AM (4/qdm)

179 Iran going through Ayatollahs like Spinal Tap going through drummers.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at March 03, 2026 10:19 AM (h/O4U)

180 Because we bombed fucking Iran? Really?
I'm amazed at the stuff that the dipshit class chooses as their hill to die on.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:15 AM (ExV1e)
************************************

Reminder: Femboy Fuentes and his Merry Band of Groypers backed Kamala in the election.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 03, 2026 10:19 AM (q2Khr)

181 Be fucking funny if the Council of Experts are all marrano at this point.
"Bi-smillah, we present to Your will, the Supreme Ayatollah Haim Cardozo"

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at March 03, 2026 10:19 AM (yYROg)

182 How Stupid are people a British couple arrested in Iran were riding Motorcycles across the country were arrested and sentenced to 10 years in Jail

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 03, 2026 10:19 AM (FCrpy)

183 I try and imagine myself, tall and blonde, going to Tehran and pretending I was born there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 10:14 AM (etYFQ)

I thought you were short and red?

Posted by: Denny Crane - MST3K Is For Kids. at March 03, 2026 10:20 AM (i49OE)

184 When a beeg fookin' bomb,
Hits your meeting in Qom,
That's a mole, eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

*********

Snort!

Posted by: muldoon, dad jokes at March 03, 2026 10:20 AM (qgHp7)

185 Reminder: Femboy Fuentes and his Merry Band of Groypers backed Kamala in the election.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 03, 2026 10:19 AM (q2Khr)

So I've heard. Didn't care about their opinion then, don't care about their opinion now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:20 AM (ExV1e)

186 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I like the art.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 10:20 AM (2WIwB)

187
Amazingly, the queue of 72 virgins has yet to be drawn upon ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 03, 2026 10:21 AM (xG4kz)

188 First … ! Wait … umm …

Posted by: Dr_No at March 03, 2026 10:21 AM (ayRl+)

189 I'm confused about the Mossad hunter from Mossad... I mean how dumb do you have to be to not ask any questions about why your mole hunter never catches anybody?

Maybe he was just framing loyal guys. I hope he did some highly enhanced interrogations, if so.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:21 AM (BI5O2)

190 “ He handed them over to the Gibeonites, who killed them and exposed their bodies on a hill before the Lord. All seven of them fell together; they were put to death during the first days of the harvest, just as the barley harvest was beginning.”

Samuel 21:9

Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 10:21 AM (1zcQ9)

191 Is it my turn?

Posted by: Helen Thomas at March 03, 2026 10:21 AM (yYROg)

192 Wohoo!!!
Geezer Golf starts today.
Time to start taking a few bucks off the old guys.
Ha!
And it's not raining!
Woohoo!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 10:21 AM (2WIwB)

193 Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes

Geezer golf today?

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

194 Amazingly, the queue of 72 virgins has yet to be drawn upon ...

The Bee had a story that Sun Maid had run out of raisins due to all the dead jihadis needing their 72.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 10:21 AM (2ocoG)

195 I very much like this painting, by the way.

Posted by: Art Maven at March 03, 2026 10:22 AM (oftw2)

196 And right before killing them whispering "I'm Mossad" in their ears.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:22 AM (BI5O2)

197 196 And right before killing them whispering "I'm Mossad" in their ears.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

That probably makes them hot.

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at March 03, 2026 10:22 AM (yYROg)

198
The newest Iranian tourist attraction will be the Qom Tomb

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 03, 2026 10:22 AM (xG4kz)

199 >"Israel struck while they were counting the votes for the appointment of the supreme leader."
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so watch the morons schedule a second round of voting

do those big white donut hats stifle their brains or what

Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 10:23 AM (ZxPkt)

200 Amazingly, the queue of 72 virgins has yet to be drawn upon ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Well, the human virgins, anyway.

They can't keep up with the demand for virgin goats.

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

201 196 And right before killing them whispering "I'm Mossad" in their ears.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:22 AM (BI5O2)

'Mazel Tov.' *blows candle out*

Posted by: The Rabbi, a new Iranian horror movie at March 03, 2026 10:24 AM (bss/y)

202 111 I think he's gone senile.

Bill Clinton is smiling while looking back through old Epstein photos & nodding over memories🤣

His attorney snatches them out of Bill’s hands.

https://is.gd/zolJBA

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:02 AM (Riz8t)

HAHAHA ...

That's just as perfect as it can get ... the old goat

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 03, 2026 10:24 AM (3sXRv)

203 That is a gay painting.

Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2026 10:25 AM (3BwY8)

204 Painting not my cup of tea but seems competent.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 03, 2026 10:26 AM (sl73Y)

205 Israel struck while they were counting the votes for the appointment of the supreme leader."
----

so watch the morons schedule a second round of voting

do those big white donut hats stifle their brains or what
Posted by: Don Black

At some point, you get so far down the employee list that the janitor, who is the smart one, tells you "NFW".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:26 AM (Wc+7N)

206 111 I think he's gone senile.

Bill Clinton is smiling while looking back through old Epstein photos & nodding over memories🤣

His attorney snatches them out of Bill’s hands.

https://is.gd/zolJBA

Posted by: Archimedes

Not senile. He just believes himself to be untouchable. He's probably right.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2026 10:26 AM (2J/Lj)

207 I try and imagine myself, tall and blonde, going to Tehran and pretending I was born there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2026 10:14 AM (etYFQ)

Just tell 'em you're Aryan ...

Posted by: zombie Adolph at March 03, 2026 10:27 AM (3sXRv)

208 189 I'm confused about the Mossad hunter from Mossad... I mean how dumb do you have to be to not ask any questions about why your mole hunter never catches anybody?
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If you haven't noticed, the bunch that have been running the show in Iran aren't the smartest knives in the constellation.

Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2026 10:27 AM (3BwY8)

209
At some point, you get so far down the employee list that the janitor, who is the smart one, tells you "NFW".

Posted by: rickb223

Carl. His name is Carl.

Say his name!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 03, 2026 10:28 AM (xG4kz)

210 At some point, you get so far down the employee list that the janitor, who is the smart one, tells you "NFW".
Posted by: rickb223

Ummm...employment of a janitor implies a concern for hygiene. I don't see that in Iran.

Probably the lowest guy is the keeper of the goat pool.

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

211 We will bomb you completely Mesozoic has a nice ring to it!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2026 10:14 AM (2J/Lj)

Child please ... pre-cambrian

Posted by: browndog with a loupe at March 03, 2026 10:29 AM (3sXRv)

212 I wonder how deep the "Supreme Leader's" bench is.

Like Alabama when I was coach and the only guy playing for players.

Roll Tide!

Posted by: Nick Saban, washed up ex coach at March 03, 2026 10:29 AM (/IU3q)

213 Looks like Trump and Hegseth have decided to really gerrymander the vote in Iran.

This pleases me.

Has Boasberg thrown his pointy head into the running for Supreme Mullah? How about Brennan?

Both want to wear that spiffy hat so bad.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 03, 2026 10:30 AM (6V14C)

214 Imagine your tv stations are all hacked, plus your traffic cam network. No communications are secure. You can’t walk across the street without being seen by an air asset. Every gathering ends in dead bodies. Your navy is gone. Your planes are all destroyed. Almost all your missile launchers and drones are gone and any that go online get bombed inside a few minutes. You can’t even organize a hand of militia to murder the people without them being smoked.

It’s over Iran. Let the people have their country back. .

Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2026 10:30 AM (1zcQ9)

215 Child please ... pre-cambrian
Posted by: browndog with a loupe

Ahhh, the pre-Cambrian was one of the best times of my life.
-- Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 10:30 AM (77rzZ)

216 205 Israel struck while they were counting the votes for the appointment of the supreme leader."
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Wow. They should of voted with absentee ballots.

Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2026 10:30 AM (G0vdT)

217 I guess when the sole qualifications for employment somewhere are being a barking mad religious fanatic and a bootlicking toady, you might have a dearth of highly intelligent applicants.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:30 AM (BI5O2)

218
Hope they took out the well in Qom the predicted holy imama is supposed to pop out of, too.

No sense in trying to be nice to Shias at this point.

Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 10:30 AM (Y8DZL)

219 Why did Tucker report that Qatar had arrested two Mossad agents for trying to blow up Qatari buildings? Qatar says it's false.

Was he just asking questions?

Was he just trying to find new ways to look at the news without the filters imposed by other media sources?

Does he have insider information into Qatari military and police operations and he's burning his sources by sharing information that the Qatari government doesn't want shared?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:31 AM (GBKbO)

220 Hey Diogenes.

Look out the window. It is definitely precipitating.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2026 10:31 AM (WhMxF)

221 Anyone else getting tired (and suspicious) of the not-very-subtle left hand turn of JD Rucker and The Liberty Daily?

Does doing news aggregation somehow turn you commie and gay, a la Drudge?

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Believe in The Morning Report at March 03, 2026 10:32 AM (i49OE)

222 It is fascinating to read stories (headlines really) on this. On the one hand 'Trump attempts to explain reason for war' to 'Trump calls Kurds to discuss next steps' with triumphalism going on about how he is putting together a great new government.

A lot of it seems to be utter bullshit. We still do not seem to have a solid plan as far as replacement. Even if that isn't our problem, you'd think someone would be trying to seize the moment, as it were.

I have said this before but everyone feels really fucking passive here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:32 AM (bss/y)

223 BTW:

This painting gives me the same feeling as sitting down too fast and accidentally sitting on my own balls during an important meeting with a new client.

Awkward, painful, but still a teaching moment.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 03, 2026 10:32 AM (6V14C)

224 "The next Supreme Ayatollah ... is... 'Reza Pahlavi'. The fuck... la'nakallah, who ordered the 'Dominion' machines"

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at March 03, 2026 10:33 AM (yYROg)

225 Does he have insider information into Qatari military and police operations and he's burning his sources by sharing information that the Qatari government doesn't want shared?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:31 AM (GBKbO)

Is he just sharing 'info' a Qatari Spy/Propaganda guy wants floated?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:33 AM (bss/y)

226 The Assembly of Experts were all assembled in Qom to vote on the next 'Supreme Leader'.

And Israel just bombed them all.

Posted by: SMOD

White smoke or black?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 03, 2026 10:06 AM (yFLFB)

***

Quite possibly the Comment of the Week.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 10:33 AM (2WIwB)

227 That's a really nice piece.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 03, 2026 10:33 AM (EJWxb)

228 The Cathedrals of Broadway, 1929
Florine Stettheimer

I doubt I'd hang it but I do like it a great deal. (A painting with a huge American story behind it.)

>The Met Collection, Cathedrals of Broadway
"The Cathedrals of Broadway captures the magical atmosphere of neon-lit theaters, which offered films as well as live performances. As the United States entered the Great Depression, many Americans turned to the world of entertainment to escape reality. Here, New York’s mayor Jimmy Walker throws out the first pitch of the baseball season in a cinema newsreel. An elaborate stage show takes place below the screen, while the names of famous theaters glow around the central proscenium arch. Stettheimer gives little hint of the harsh conditions that confronted many New Yorkers in the 1930s."

Also enjoyed this Stettheimer related article:
Artnet: Art History
Florine Stettheimer’s ‘Cathedrals of Art’ Celebrates and Critiques New York’s Secular Shrines. Here Are 3 Things You Might Not Know About It
Renaissance altarpieces were just one of the artist's inspirations for her unfinished masterpiece.

Thank you, both.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 03, 2026 10:34 AM (NFX2v)

229 222 A lot of it seems to be utter bullshit. We still do not seem to have a solid plan as far as replacement. Even if that isn't our problem, you'd think someone would be trying to seize the moment, as it were.

I have said this before but everyone feels really fucking passive here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:32 AM (bss/y)

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What if the objective is to just punish Iran's leadership until it decides to stop fighting? What if the objective isn't to create a path for a predetermined leadership change, but to create the incentive structure for leadership to follow?

The bombing started 3 days ago. The US and Israel as still hitting stockpiles and other military targets.

Do they really need an endgame announced at this point?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

230 37%. Only 37% of the Iranian population is Muslim. Why are the goat fucking barbarians in charge? Oh yeah, that whole disarm the good people and give more weapons to the evil bastards thing. This is what the demoncrats want for us. Evil bastards lust for the power to kill anyone who disagrees with them.

May God have mercy on the innocent and rain hellfire down on the evil in this world. We need a good smiting.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2026 10:34 AM (2J/Lj)

231 Hey Diogenes.

Look out the window. It is definitely precipitating.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2026 10:31 AM (WhMxF)

***

Not down in the south end.
Well. Not yet anyway.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 10:34 AM (2WIwB)

232
Off topic, but a question for CBD if he's still lurking about:

Still think the Ruskies are the inevitable victors in Ukraine?

Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 10:34 AM (Y8DZL)

233 There's nothing funny about the suffering and death of decent people, but at the same time there is nothing tragic about inflicting justice on evil ones.

Posted by: muldoon, dad jokes at March 03, 2026 10:35 AM (qgHp7)

234 Any word from that rat-faced skrunt Valerie Jarratt since her friends started shuffling off their mortal coils?

Posted by: sifty boones at March 03, 2026 10:35 AM (6V14C)

235 Too bad they didn't find a way to work Alexander the Great into the mission's name.

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

236 Even if that isn't our problem, you'd think someone would be trying to seize the moment, as it were.

Trump told everyone to hunker down and wait for the end of bombs falling.

Protip: they are still falling.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:35 AM (Riz8t)

237
"Due to unforeseen circumstances, the next meeting of the Assembly of Experts will be held at Smithereens."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 03, 2026 10:35 AM (xG4kz)

238 141 When a beeg fookin' bomb,
Hits your meeting in Qom,
That's a mole, eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 10:09 AM (8zz6B)

Shutter down. We have a winnah!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 03, 2026 10:36 AM (i0Hi3)

239 Sorry I haven't been around. Had a problem with cancer. Looks like I got away with it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 03, 2026 10:36 AM (EJWxb)

240 239 Sorry I haven't been around. Had a problem with cancer. Looks like I got away with it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 03, 2026 10:36 AM (EJWxb)

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Good to hear, and happy you're back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

241 Iran Counsel: The new Supreme leader is Achmed..

Israel: Boom! Overruled.

Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2026 10:36 AM (G0vdT)

242 Do they really need an endgame announced at this point?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

I'll speculate as I please, mister wannabe influencer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:36 AM (bss/y)

243 mary beard @wmarybeard
On the question of whether churches should be allowed to become mosques, let's remember that the Parthenon was originally a "pagan" temple, then was converted into a Christian church, then became a mosque. This kind of conversion is not historically unusual.
Mar 3, 2026 · 11:40 AM UTC

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (yYROg)

244 Geezer golf today?
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 10:21

Yup!
Gonna separate some greenbacks from the bluehairs. (And the bald ones too)

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (2WIwB)

245 242 Do they really need an endgame announced at this point?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

I'll speculate as I please, mister wannabe influencer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:36 AM (bss/y)

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HAVE YOU LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (GBKbO)

246 >I saw David & David open for Henry Lee Summer at the Mullah Fest in Boon, Indiana in 1988.
Posted by: Swallowed By The Cracks at March 03, 2026 10:07 AM (/IU3q)

Welcome to the Boom Town...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (GTqXr)

247 219 Why did Tucker report that Qatar had arrested two Mossad agents for trying to blow up Qatari buildings? Qatar says it's false.

Was he just asking questions?

Was he just trying to find new ways to look at the news without the filters imposed by other media sources?

Does he have insider information into Qatari military and police operations and he's burning his sources by sharing information that the Qatari government doesn't want shared?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:31 AM (GBKbO)

1. Tucker is an insane grifter and I no longer care what oozes from his wordhole..

2. Hey TJM, your History of Best Picture Oscars have been well done, thanks for reducing the crotch shots... Gonna watch part 3 a in bit, looking forward to it.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Am Not TJM's Publicist. at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (i49OE)

248 239 Sorry I haven't been around. Had a problem with cancer. Looks like I got away with it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 03, 2026 10:36 AM (EJWxb)

Grats, man. Hope it holds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (bss/y)

249 The Assembly of Experts were all assembled in Qom to vote on the next 'Supreme Leader'.

And Israel just bombed them all.

Posted by: SMOD

White smoke or black?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 03, 2026 10:06 AM

*~~rim~~ Qom shot*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (kgE5c)

250 Wyatt Earp, excellent news! Fuck cancer

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (yYROg)

251 Ayatollah

Position summary:
The incumbent will lead our efforts to destroy the great Satan.

Competitive salary
Bonus eligible
Comprehensive benefits including health, dental, and life insurance
Supplemental life insurance available
Paid time off

Send resume and references to ~~the palace err the parliament building~~ just post it online.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (Kc7nv)

252 Still think the Ruskies are the inevitable victors in Ukraine?
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 10:34 AM (Y8DZL

What does victory mean here? If it's "a Ukrainian rump state with a Russian stooge in charge," I'm still thinking no.

If it's "a negotiated territorial settlement, " I'm still thinking yes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (BI5O2)

253 235 Too bad they didn't find a way to work Alexander the Great into the mission's name.
Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

He failed the longevity test.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (fYhK6)

254 Iran Counsel: The new Supreme leader is Achmed..
Israel: Boom! Overruled.

For some reason, Judge Boasberg has gone radio silent.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:38 AM (Riz8t)

255 HAVE YOU LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (GBKbO)

If I had a ewetub account, I'd delete it just for spite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:38 AM (bss/y)

256 247 2. Hey TJM, your History of Best Picture Oscars have been well done, thanks for reducing the crotch shots... Gonna watch part 3 a in bit, looking forward to it.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Am Not TJM's Publicist. at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (i49OE)

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*weeps at needing to start editing again*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:38 AM (GBKbO)

257 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at

Great news!

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:38 AM (MGB5H)

258 >This kind of conversion is not historically unusual.
Mar 3, 2026 · 11:40 AM UTC
Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (yYROg)

Still can't believe the goat fuckers defiled the Hagia Sophia.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 03, 2026 10:38 AM (GTqXr)

259 255 HAVE YOU LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (GBKbO)

If I had a ewetub account, I'd delete it just for spite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:38 AM (bss/y)

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Ouch, baby. Very ouch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:38 AM (GBKbO)

260 Sorry I haven't been around. Had a problem with cancer. Looks like I got away with it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 03, 2026 10:36 AM (EJWxb)

Welcome back! Whip that cancer like it owes you money.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 10:38 AM (8zz6B)

261 If the mullahs are looking to hire a replacement maybe they need Indeed™?

Indeed they do.

Posted by: muldoon at March 03, 2026 10:39 AM (qgHp7)

262
A lot of it seems to be utter bullshit. We still do not seem to have a solid plan as far as replacement. Even if that isn't our problem, you'd think someone would be trying to seize the moment, as it were.

I have said this before but everyone feels really fucking passive here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:32 AM (bss/y)

I dunno. Trump Admin 2: Electric Boogaloo has whipsawed back and forth between seeming to be passive and OrangeManBad painting the walls red with a rapier.

I get the feeling that Trump is part Russian: He doesn't take a dump without a plan.

I'm for giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2026 10:39 AM (HXiQ2)

263 Robert Moses built many NYC area bridges, tunnels, parkways, etc. but never learned to drive himself.

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That explains a lot.

Posted by: NYC driver at March 03, 2026 10:39 AM (UOi8U)

264 It is a sign of the sad erosion of attention span in this country when a war is expected to last as long as a single mission on Call of Duty: Fap Ops XXIV: The Rainbow Pack DLC.

People now want to watch a 3 sec clip of a Kermit reaction video of a teaser reel from a trailer for a 90 minute PG13 movie about a war.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 03, 2026 10:39 AM (6V14C)

265 >>>250 Wyatt Earp, excellent news! Fuck cancer
Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King

Thanks. Took a while and I'm getting back to the gym every other day. So thankful I got through it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 03, 2026 10:39 AM (EJWxb)

266 Wyatt!
Good to see you here again.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 10:39 AM (2WIwB)

267 I kind of like this…it’s interesting.

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 10:39 AM (Dd38x)

268 He failed the longevity test.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (fYhK6)

But, he's still the yardstick for conquest 2500 years later.

It's like Neil Armstrong. He's got the biggest dick until someone can surpass him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:39 AM (bss/y)

269 How deep is your bench? How deep is your bench?
We really mean to learn.
'Cause you're living in a world of fools
Breakin' you down

Posted by: IDF Bee Gees at March 03, 2026 10:39 AM (wVcYX)

270 Imagine your tv stations are all hacked, plus your traffic cam network. No communications are secure. You can’t walk across the street without being seen by an air asset. Every gathering ends in dead bodies. Your navy is gone. Your planes are all destroyed. Almost all your missile launchers and drones are gone and any that go online get bombed inside a few minutes. You can’t even organize a hand of militia to murder the people without them being smoked.

It’s over Iran. Let the people have their country back. .
Posted by: Marcus T

Imagine keeping your millions and billions and bugging out three weeks ago. But nooooooooo!

You just had to stay.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:40 AM (Wc+7N)

271 262 I dunno. Trump Admin 2: Electric Boogaloo has whipsawed back and forth between seeming to be passive and OrangeManBad painting the walls red with a rapier.

I get the feeling that Trump is part Russian: He doesn't take a dump without a plan.

I'm for giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2026 10:39 AM (HXiQ2)

=======

Trump creates incentives towards normalized trade relations.

Everything seems to stem from that.

He doesn't want to micromanage other countries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:40 AM (GBKbO)

272 >This kind of conversion is not historically unusual.
Mar 3, 2026 · 11:40 AM UTC
Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (yYROg

Yeah, for conquered peoples.

She's saying the quiet part out loud.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:40 AM (BI5O2)

273 235 Too bad they didn't find a way to work Alexander the Great into the mission's name.
Posted by: Bulg

Operation Golden Scalp Weasel?

Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 10:40 AM (Y8DZL)

274 Does he have insider information into Qatari military and police operations and he's burning his sources by sharing information that the Qatari government doesn't want shared?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:31 AM (GBKbO)
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My guess is that, as per SOP, he is speaking directly out of his ass.

Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2026 10:40 AM (3BwY8)

275 Great news, Wyatt! Keep up the good work!

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

276 Still can't believe the goat fuckers defiled the Hagia Sophia.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

The conversion of Saint John's Cathedral in Damascus is something of a wash. The veneration of John continued. Only under the worst Islamic tyrannies was it enforced as a Muslim-only mosque; usually Christians were allowed in.
Unfortunately Damascus is now under one of the worse ones.

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at March 03, 2026 10:40 AM (yYROg)

277 Sorry I haven't been around. Had a problem with cancer. Looks like I got away with it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 03, 2026 10:36 AM

Woot!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 10:40 AM (kgE5c)

278 Sorry I haven't been around. Had a problem with cancer. Looks like I got away with it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 03, 2026 10

And I really like this! Woohoo!

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2026 10:40 AM (Dd38x)

279 129 It would seem that the Israelis have had enough of the Iranian mullahs shit.
Mullahs: let's elect a new leader to suppress the people and wage war against America and Israel!

Israel: umm... How about NOPE!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2026 10:07 AM (2J/Lj)

I think the mullahs keep thinking that they will just ride out the storm and resume bidness like always. Next time they call a meeting wonder how many will show up?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 03, 2026 10:40 AM (i0Hi3)

280 I'm for giving him the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2026 10:39 AM (HXiQ2)

Oh, I am- I just enjoy speculating and arguing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:40 AM (bss/y)

281 Still can't believe the goat fuckers defiled the Hagia Sophia.

I'm inclined to believe their argument that the numbers of tourists was so large nobody could use it for worship. They do allow non-Muslims to enter the Blue Mosque, which is very close by.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:40 AM (Riz8t)

282 I have said this before but everyone feels really fucking passive here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:32 AM (bss/y)

Nothing, nothing, is gonna get in the way of my enjoyment of watching these goat-fucking saracens be sent to Hell, where they belong.

That kind of justice is too seldom realized. So I'm going to savor the destruction of the weirdbeards.

I'll worry about tomorrow tomorrow.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2026 10:41 AM (UGyV5)

283 239 Sorry I haven't been around. Had a problem with cancer. Looks like I got away with it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 03, 2026 10:36 AM (EJWxb)

Well howdy stranger ... glad you're still on the right side of the grass.

Posted by: browndog with a loupe at March 03, 2026 10:41 AM (3sXRv)

284 Most dangerous jobs:

Supreme Leader
drug boat driver

Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 10:41 AM (ZxPkt)

285 Aetius. The Iranian people have chosen their leader already. Read The Prosperity Plan by Pahlavi

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 10:41 AM (+nEug)

286 An order from an Islamic religious leader.
But that's not important right now.

Posted by: Airplane! at March 03, 2026 10:41 AM (2Ez/1)

287 202 111 I think he's gone senile.

Bill Clinton is smiling while looking back through old Epstein photos & nodding over memories🤣

His attorney snatches them out of Bill’s hands.

https://is.gd/zolJBA

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:02 AM (Riz8t)

HAHAHA ...

That's just as perfect as it can get ... the old goat
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 03, 2026 10:24 AM (3sXRv)

He’ll be 80 on August 19. His Majesty The Shahinshah will be 65 on Shahinshahmas, which of course is August 4.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 10:41 AM (fYhK6)

288 Henry Lee Summer at the Mullah Fest in Boon, Indiana in 1988.
Posted by: Swallowed By The Cracks at March 03, 2026 10:07 AM (/IU3q)

"I think it's time, time for big fun"

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2026 10:41 AM (2J/Lj)

289 Wyatt is pulling the 'Yeah, I beat cancer. No big deal. What's for lunch, bitches?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:41 AM (bss/y)

290 Sorry I haven't been around. Had a problem with cancer. Looks like I got away with it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 03, 2026 10:36 AM (EJWxb)

Welcome back! Whip that cancer like it owes you money.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Amen! Double what AOP said.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:41 AM (Wc+7N)

291 281 Still can't believe the goat fuckers defiled the Hagia Sophia.

I'm inclined to believe their argument that the numbers of tourists was so large nobody could use it for worship. They do allow non-Muslims to enter the Blue Mosque, which is very close by.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:40 AM (Riz8t)

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St. Peter's in Rome is constantly full of tourists.

The Vatican easily kicks everyone out and only lets in congregants for masses that take up the whole space, otherwise they have a couple dozen chapels throughout that get roped off and worshiped in.

The whole church design for hundreds of years was really based on that idea of people wandering around and other people actually worshiping.

It's a bad excuse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:42 AM (GBKbO)

292 117
The Assembly of Experts were all assembled in Qom to vote on the next 'Supreme Leader'.

And Israel just bombed them all.
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 10:01 AM (RHGPo)

WHAT?! Hahaha haha! They did that AGAIN?!

Fellas, fellas, fellas... 'member what happened three days ago? Zoom, guys. It's a thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:03 AM (BI5O2)

Pretty sure that zoom would end with 88 separate bombs going off all around town instead of one big splodey.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 03, 2026 10:42 AM (i0Hi3)

293 @216/WisRich: "Wow. They should of voted with absentee ballots."

America sent hers via MOAB-gram.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 03, 2026 10:42 AM (O7YUW)

294 forgot!

Red Shirt Guy

Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2026 10:42 AM (ZxPkt)

295 Looking like the mullahs can't take a hint.
No supreme leader. Or even a not so supreme leader.
The next leader in Iran will not be a cleric

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 10:42 AM (2WIwB)

296 X is full of videos from Iranian sympathizers. Obviously AI generated photos of Tel Aviv getting "annihilated" by endless missile strikes. It's almost funny.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 03, 2026 10:43 AM (UOi8U)

297 Oh, I am- I just enjoy speculating and arguing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Tees it up: You do not!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:43 AM (Wc+7N)

298 290 Sorry I haven't been around. Had a problem with cancer. Looks like I got away with it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 03, 2026 10:36 AM (EJWxb)

Welcome back! Whip that cancer like it owes you money.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Amen! Double what AOP said.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:41 AM (Wc+7N)

Wait, are you guys saying Wyatt should pimp Cancer out on the street corner for $20 a pop?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:43 AM (bss/y)

299 mary beard @wmarybeard
On the question of whether churches should be allowed to become mosques, let's remember that the Parthenon was originally a "pagan" temple, then was converted into a Christian church, then became a mosque. This kind of conversion is not historically unusual.
Mar 3, 2026 · 11:40 AM UTC
Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (yYROg)

It's called, "to the victor go the spoils". Pay attention in school, honey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 10:43 AM (8zz6B)

300 But, he's still the yardstick for conquest 2500 years later.

It's like Neil Armstrong. He's got the biggest dick until someone can surpass him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:39 AM (bss/y)

Yes, but his empire dissolved not long after he assumed room temperature. It’s one thing to conquer, quite the other to conquer and make it stick.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 10:43 AM (fYhK6)

301 Even if that isn't our problem, you'd think someone would be trying to seize the moment, as it were.

I mean... the Shah has been making communications. Videos and interviews every day. They've been telling people to stay indoors while the bombing campaign is going on.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:44 AM (ExV1e)

302 299 mary beard @wmarybeard
On the question of whether churches should be allowed to become mosques, let's remember that the Parthenon was originally a "pagan" temple, then was converted into a Christian church, then became a mosque. This kind of conversion is not historically unusual.
Mar 3, 2026 · 11:40 AM UTC
Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (yYROg)

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I don't want to see my side lose. I'm not an egalitarian when it comes to my religion. I'm a supremacist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:44 AM (GBKbO)

303 "Pay attention in school, honey."

"Eyes up here, son."

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 03, 2026 10:44 AM (DgMqy)

304 We still do not seem to have a solid plan as far as replacement. Even if that isn't our problem, you'd think someone would be trying to seize the moment, as it were.

I have said this before but everyone feels really fucking passive here.

I think the plan is that we keep knocking down the government until the locals can take over. IDF in particular has been staging jailbreaks at the regime's prisons and blowing up both regular and religious police departments.

We don't want to be seen as picking a winner aside from the obvious that if someone bad is chosen we'll blow them up and say "bzzt, try again".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 10:44 AM (2ocoG)

305 Hey TJM, your History of Best Picture Oscars have been well done, thanks for reducing the crotch shots... Gonna watch part 3 a in bit, looking forward to it.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Am Not TJM's Publicist. at March 03, 2026 10:37 AM (i49OE)

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*weeps at needing to start editing again*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 03, 2026 10:38 AM (GBKbO)

Well, you are a good man for giving this warning... if only you could fight the need to crotch-shot before filming... I believe their are support groups for this... malady. Please look into them!

God Speed.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Am Not TJM's Publicist. at March 03, 2026 10:44 AM (i49OE)

306 Wyatt,

God Bless and congratulations and well fought.
Many more years of health and happiness to you.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 03, 2026 10:44 AM (6V14C)

307
Oh, I am- I just enjoy speculating and arguing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:40 AM (bss/y)

Fair enough, homie.

But let's argue about something important.

Sydney Sweeny vs Kate Upton.

Discuss.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2026 10:45 AM (HXiQ2)

308 Looking like the mullahs can't take a hint.

Perhaps they should hire Kenny Rogers as an advisor.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:45 AM (Riz8t)

309 Election Day in TX

May the sun set tonight on Cornyn’s time in the Senate.

If you are in TX HD-88, be sure to vote for John Browning. We have got to send RINO Ken King packing and heading back to Canadian where he needs to stay.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 10:45 AM (fYhK6)

310 English people are so pathetic. It's just sad watching these cringing lickspittles cuck out so hard. It's next-level cuckotry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:45 AM (BI5O2)

311 Fair enough, homie.

But let's argue about something important.

Sydney Sweeny vs Kate Upton.

Discuss.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

How bout Noor Pahlavi, princess of Iran?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:46 AM (MGB5H)

312 Sydney Sweeny vs Kate Upton.

Discuss.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2026 10:45 AM (HXiQ2)

Sydney Sweeney. Not even close.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 10:46 AM (fYhK6)

313 Yes, but his empire dissolved not long after he assumed room temperature. It’s one thing to conquer, quite the other to conquer and make it stick.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 10:43 AM (fYhK6)

It is the eternal problem. Same deal with the mongols (even though they mostly conquered open grassland.) The Romans or English are one of the few to do an expansive empire that actually stuck for more than 50 years or so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:46 AM (bss/y)

314 Pretty sure that zoom would end with 88 separate bombs going off all around town instead of one big splodey.

Right, if you have the intelligence to hit the big meeting you probably have it to do the 88 synchronized bombs too.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 10:46 AM (2ocoG)

315 I'm inclined to believe their argument that the numbers of tourists was so large nobody could use it for worship. They do allow non-Muslims to enter the Blue Mosque, which is very close by.
Posted by: Archimedes

I never had any problem going into a mosque in Turkey. I went inside the Blue Mosque. There wasn't even an issue going into a local mosque in the backwater of Sinop.

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

316 270 Imagine your tv stations are all hacked, plus your traffic cam network. No communications are secure. You can’t walk across the street without being seen by an air asset. Every gathering ends in dead bodies. Your navy is gone. Your planes are all destroyed. Almost all your missile launchers and drones are gone and any that go online get bombed inside a few minutes. You can’t even organize a hand of militia to murder the people without them being smoked.

It’s over Iran. Let the people have their country back. .
Posted by: Marcus T

Imagine keeping your millions and billions and bugging out three weeks ago. But nooooooooo!

You just had to stay.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:40 AM (Wc+7N)

Everytime a phone rings i bet they all jump out of their skin.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 03, 2026 10:46 AM (i0Hi3)

317 Sydney Sweeny vs Kate Upton.

Discuss.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2026 10:45 AM (HXiQ2)

I like Kate Upton's Smile more. Racks being equal (and I think I have to give the nod to Upton there too.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:47 AM (bss/y)

318 MTG is asshoe.

Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 10:47 AM (qpQFJ)

319 I think we should pass the hat and buy Ms. Sweeney a trampoline.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 03, 2026 10:47 AM (6V14C)

320 >Sydney Sweeney. Not even close.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 10:46 AM (fYhK6)

Paige Spirinac...plus she can help me fix my slice.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 03, 2026 10:48 AM (GTqXr)

321 We subscribe, watch, like, and comment on every TJM video. Any heathens on here who can't manage to do that are beneath contempt. Even if you aren't obsessed with Hollywoodland.

Posted by: Peggy Entwhistle And Thelma Todd at March 03, 2026 10:48 AM (oftw2)

322 Everytime a phone rings i bet they all jump out of their skin.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Teacher says, every time a phone rings, a mullah gets their wings.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:48 AM (Wc+7N)

323 But let's argue about something important.

Sydney Sweeny vs Kate Upton.

Discuss.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

How bout Noor Pahlavi, princess of Iran?

Forget about it. The "I only like huge gazombas" crowd will never accept anyone less than a 36DDD.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:48 AM (Riz8t)

324 I have to believe that given the depth that mossad has penetrated Iran's government, they have a couple choices in mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 10:48 AM (2WIwB)

325 Iran:

Our new Supreme Leader is...dang.

Our new kinda Supreme Leader is...double dang.

Our new Warm body Leader is....okay I give up.

Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2026 10:49 AM (G0vdT)

326
Right, if you have the intelligence to hit the big meeting you probably have it to do the 88 synchronized bombs too.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 10:46 AM (2ocoG)

Maybe they can communicate via pager...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2026 10:49 AM (HXiQ2)

327 Good to see the Kaboom! Clown trotted out!

Posted by: ErikInTexas at March 03, 2026 10:49 AM (utq01)

328 MTG is rapidly morphing into Bill Kristol. I think they have the same plastic surgeon.

And I think the Botox needle is penetrating a little too deep into the brain tissue.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 03, 2026 10:49 AM (6V14C)

329 I’d fuck Sydney over Kate but mary Kate over Sydney.

This is like a scotus decision written by Roberts. 😆

Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 10:49 AM (qpQFJ)

330 314 Pretty sure that zoom would end with 88 separate bombs going off all around town instead of one big splodey.

Right, if you have the intelligence to hit the big meeting you probably have it to do the 88 synchronized bombs too.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2026 10:46 AM (2ocoG)

Hamesh, was does the waiting room for our zoom meeting have the lion of Israel on the screen.

Don't worry about it habib. Hey imma run across the street to grab a coffee, ill be right back.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 03, 2026 10:49 AM (i0Hi3)

331 I'm waiting for 2-Tier to go on the Beeb and say "to demonstrate our commitment to our highest British calling, which is giving the country over to Islam, I will now ceremonially blow this bus load of Syrians. Allahu akbar. Zippers down, gentleman!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:50 AM (BI5O2)

332 Everytime a phone rings i bet they all jump out of their skin.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 03, 2026 10:46 AM (i0Hi3)

Allah be praised! The phones are working again!

Don't answers that!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 10:50 AM (2WIwB)

333 317 Sydney Sweeny vs Kate Upton.

Discuss.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2026 10:45 AM (HXiQ2)

I like Kate Upton's Smile more. Racks being equal (and I think I have to give the nod to Upton there too.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:47 AM (bss/y)

Sid has hips ... plus she looks to be a bit firmer.

Posted by: browndog nosing about at March 03, 2026 10:50 AM (3sXRv)

334 I like Kate Upton's Smile more. Racks being equal (and I think I have to give the nod to Upton there too.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yes, Kate has a much prettier face than Sydney.

But I'd take Tara Yazdi over either of them.

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

335 Right, if you have the intelligence to hit the big meeting you probably have it to do the 88 synchronized bombs too.
Posted by: Ian S.

Maybe they can communicate via pager...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

That second hard drive in your laptop? 1/4 lb C-4.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:50 AM (Wc+7N)

336 Wyatt! Wonderful news, and an answer to Horde prayers.

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at March 03, 2026 10:50 AM (wr21C)

337 But let's argue about something important.

Sydney Sweeny vs Kate Upton.

Discuss.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

How bout Noor Pahlavi, princess of Iran?

Forget about it. The "I only like huge gazombas" crowd will never accept anyone less than a 36DDD.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:48 AM (Riz8t)

Does he (Archimedes) know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 03, 2026 10:51 AM (wVcYX)

338 Forget about it. The "I only like huge gazombas" crowd will never accept anyone less than a 36DDD.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2026 10:48 AM (Riz8t)

Hey, Hope Hicks was a smoke show. The Anne Hathaway, but hotter, dividend.

Whatever happened to Hope Hicks?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:51 AM (bss/y)

339
See? Do I know how to derail a comment thread or do I know how to derail a comment thread?

*snerk*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2026 10:52 AM (HXiQ2)

340 It is not so much prettier face per se. Sydney probably has the better overall body. It is the attitude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:52 AM (bss/y)

341 338.

I hope we haven't lost Hope.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 03, 2026 10:52 AM (6V14C)

342 I don't normally comment on these boob discussions, but Princess Noor is smoking hot, no question.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 10:52 AM (BI5O2)

343 Iran:

Our new Supreme Leader is...dang.

Our new kinda Supreme Leader is...double dang.

Our new Warm body Leader is....okay I give up.
Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2026 10:49 AM

The Sharif* is (BOOM!)

- Ghabi al Johnson

*yeah, I know, wrong country...work with me

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 10:53 AM (kgE5c)

344 Whatever happened to Hope Hicks?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:51 AM (bss/y)

In August 2025, Hicks was appointed chief operating officer (COO) of Devil May Care Media, the media company founded by Megyn Kelly, where she is responsible for business development, operations, and expansion of the company’s podcast and digital content network.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:53 AM (ExV1e)

345 320 >Sydney Sweeney. Not even close.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 10:46 AM (fYhK6)

Paige Spirinac...plus she can help me fix my slice.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 03, 2026 10:48 AM (GTqXr)

Puhleeeze ...

Give me Gracie Charis, or the girl next door Ellie Skoob ...

Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 10:53 AM (3sXRv)

346 Ah, a cathedral of whores.

I guess there had to be one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 03, 2026 10:53 AM (xcxpd)

347 Whatever happened to Hope Hicks?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Didn't she have a falling out with Trump and bad mouth him over J6? Or she was cooperating with the J6 Committee? I seem to recall folks here commenting that she had betrayed Trump somehow.

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 10:53 AM (77rzZ)

348 That is a gay painting.
Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2026 10:25 AM (3BwY

Truth

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 03, 2026 10:54 AM (g8Ew8)

349 Whatever happened to Hope Hicks?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at

She is COO for devil may care media, the company founded by Meagain Kelly.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 03, 2026 10:54 AM (MGB5H)

350 Kate Upton is prettier than Sydney.

Sydney has a better body than Kate.

As has been noted by others, if I were not married and provided the opportunity, I would give each of them the most disappointing 2 minutes they have ever experienced in their lives, with as much gusto as I could muster.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2026 10:54 AM (XV/Pl)

351 Whatever happened to Hope Hicks?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Both Hope Hicks and Madison Cornbread were murdered by Matt Gaetz.

Posted by: Was In All The Papers at March 03, 2026 10:54 AM (oftw2)

352 In August 2025, Hicks was appointed chief operating officer (COO) of Devil May Care Media, the media company founded by Megyn Kelly, where she is responsible for business development, operations, and expansion of the company’s podcast and digital content network.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:53 AM (ExV1e)

...

willowy brunette and blonde nordic goddess?

Scuse me guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:54 AM (bss/y)

353 That second hard drive in your laptop? 1/4 lb C-4.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:50 AM (Wc+7N)

You could rig a laptop with loaded keys. Tiny explosive charge to drive a needle loaded with ricin into the fingertip of an unwary user.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2026 10:54 AM (8zz6B)

354 As has been noted by others, if I were not married and provided the opportunity, I would give each of them the most disappointing 2 minutes they have ever experienced in their lives, with as much gusto as I could muster.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2026 10:54 AM (XV/Pl)

Yup ... concur !!!

Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 10:55 AM (3sXRv)

355 Congrats Wyatt. Glad to see you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 03, 2026 10:55 AM (xcxpd)

356 Still think the Ruskies are the inevitable victors in Ukraine?

Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2026 10:34 AM (Y8DZL)

Good question. Their big supplier is otherwise engaged!

But...yes. They can simply consolidate their territorial gains and call it quits.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2026 10:55 AM (n9ltV)

357 Give me Gracie Charis, or the girl next door Ellie Skoob ...
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 10:53 AM (3sXRv)

Given the number of nude photos which come up in a search for Charis, it's possible you could have her.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:55 AM (ExV1e)

358 And for you lean, sporty fans, Vanessa Munley

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 03, 2026 10:56 AM (xcxpd)

359 We subscribe, watch, like, and comment on every TJM video. Any heathens on here who can't manage to do that are beneath contempt. Even if you aren't obsessed with Hollywoodland.
Posted by: Peggy Entwhistle And Thelma Todd at March 03, 2026 10:48 AM (oftw2)

Welcome to TJM's Publicist! LOL!!!!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Am Not TJM's Publicist. at March 03, 2026 10:56 AM (i49OE)

360 Puhleeeze ...

Give me Gracie Charis, or the girl next door Ellie Skoob ...
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 10:53 AM (3sXRv)

May I suggest YellzO on ewetub. Gal knows exactly what she is doing and knows her window is finite.

Ridiculous boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:56 AM (bss/y)

361 Iran:

Our new Supreme Leader is...dang.

Our new kinda Supreme Leader is...double dang.

Our new Warm body Leader is....okay I give up.
Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2026 10:49 AM

The Sharif* is (BOOM!)

- Ghabi al Johnson

*yeah, I know, wrong country...work with me
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 10:56 AM (Wc+7N)

362 Radio City Music Hall is not a Broadway theater but is near the theater district.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 10:56 AM (GHfTg)

363 The current prettiest girl ever is that Vlaardingerbroek chick.

Now that's a pretty lady.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2026 10:56 AM (XV/Pl)

364 That Charis chick has an odd face.

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

365 Given the number of nude photos which come up in a search for Charis, it's possible you could have her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:55 AM (ExV1e)

Yeah, she is going to onlyfans route hard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:57 AM (bss/y)

366 343 Iran:

Our new Supreme Leader is...dang.

Our new kinda Supreme Leader is...double dang.

Our new Warm body Leader is....okay I give up.
Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2026 10:49 AM

The Sharif* is (BOOM!)

- Ghabi al Johnson

*yeah, I know, wrong country...work with me
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 10:53 AM (kgE5c)
***

Iran is happy to announce the new leader: Benjamin Finkelstein.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2026 10:57 AM (2WIwB)

367 The current prettiest girl ever is that Vlaardingerbroek chick.

Now that's a pretty lady.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2026 10:56 AM

*sigh*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 10:57 AM (kgE5c)

368 Posted by: Airplane! at March 03, 2026 10:41 AM (2Ez/1)

Finally. I teed that one up about 40 minutes ago. This place is slipping.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 03, 2026 10:57 AM (Y1sOo)

369 The current prettiest girl ever is that Vlaardingerbroek chick.

Now that's a pretty lady.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Oh yeah. And smart, too.

Posted by: Bulg at March 03, 2026 10:58 AM (77rzZ)

370 357 Give me Gracie Charis, or the girl next door Ellie Skoob ...
Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 10:53 AM (3sXRv)

Given the number of nude photos which come up in a search for Charis, it's possible you could have her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 10:55 AM (ExV1e)

Hmmm ...

I'm just talkin' golf content, but pulchritude is pulchritude

Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 10:58 AM (3sXRv)

371 Nothing rhymes with 'Vlaardingerbroek'

Posted by: one hour sober at March 03, 2026 10:59 AM (Y1sOo)

372 This is the only place on the Web that all the men can spell Eva Vlaardingerbroek.

Posted by: Dutch Treat at March 03, 2026 10:59 AM (oftw2)

373 367 The current prettiest girl ever is that Vlaardingerbroek chick.

Now that's a pretty lady.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2026 10:56 AM

*sigh*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2026 10:57 AM (kgE5c)

Yeah, lemme find that pic...

https://tinyurl.com/2d7umvj3

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 10:59 AM (bss/y)

374 Wait, I thought Hope Hicks played soccer and had a dirty butthole?

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Hope I'm Right. at March 03, 2026 10:59 AM (i49OE)

375 374 Wait, I thought Hope Hicks played soccer and had a dirty butthole?
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Hope I'm Right. at March 03, 2026 10:59 AM (i49OE)

Different Hope.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 11:00 AM (bss/y)

376 Nothing rhymes with 'Vlaardingerbroek'
Posted by: one hour sober at March 03, 2026 10:59 AM (Y1sOo)

My daddy hung me up on a hook
And that's how I met Eva Vlaardingerbroek

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 11:00 AM (ExV1e)

377 That one was President from 2008-2016.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 11:00 AM (bss/y)

378 Hope 'Mudhole' Solo

Posted by: one hour sober at March 03, 2026 11:00 AM (Y1sOo)

379 MONKEY TIME NOOD

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 11:00 AM (EtnSa)

380 How I love to love Hope Hicks.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 03, 2026 11:01 AM (+caSM)

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