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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Alexander Orlowski
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 09:31 AM (EtnSa)
Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2026 09:31 AM (98kQX)
Posted by: Diddler at March 04, 2026 09:31 AM (1mJj/)
Posted by: George Costanza at March 04, 2026 09:31 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)
I like it a lot
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (EtnSa)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (Gj7Fw)
Posted by: Person who checks out titles at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
ichabod shaw!
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (MTbfy)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (EaYnf)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2026 09:34 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (Gj7Fw)
*flashes back to that scene in Airplane 2*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 09:34 AM (jtM2q)
Still think the Cossack wear is well before that
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 09:34 AM (EtnSa)
Posted by: dantesed
Yes. It looks more like a man dressed like a tiger.
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 04, 2026 09:35 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 04, 2026 09:35 AM (MTbfy)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 09:35 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2026 09:36 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 04, 2026 09:36 AM (DgMqy)
I guess Ukes identify with Cossacks? or at least some do
it's a fun painting! might be a midget dressed as a tiger
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2026 09:36 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2026 09:36 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 09:36 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2026 09:37 AM (etYFQ)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 09:37 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Cossack privilege! at March 04, 2026 09:37 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 09:37 AM (Gj7Fw)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: 3X12ax7 at March 04, 2026 09:38 AM (3l8FR)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2026 09:38 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: They're all footstools at March 04, 2026 09:38 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: dantesed
Yes. It looks more like a man dressed like a tiger.
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)
Yep. I think we need Kris to tell us what evil man or group Alexander uses the tiger to represent.
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2026 09:38 AM (5rh/l)
Would hang , thx CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 09:38 AM (IqyFR)
Posted by: Dr_No at March 04, 2026 09:39 AM (ayRl+)
Indeed. They look like the ones on my Faux Tiger Skin Bathrobe. ha
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 04, 2026 09:39 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: They're all footstools
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Don't drag me into this.
Posted by: The davenport at March 04, 2026 09:39 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 09:39 AM (PFs9e)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 04, 2026 09:39 AM (7fEFu)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at March 04, 2026 09:39 AM (h/O4U)
Posted by: No Name Today at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (8mulE)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (7fEFu)
Posted by: Mr Ed at March 04, 2026 09:41 AM (GI9/m)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 04, 2026 09:35 AM
You tell him he can't.
Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2026 09:41 AM (98kQX)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 09:42 AM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at March 04, 2026 09:42 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: No Name Today at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (8mulE)
Maybe, but how do we know the Uke isn't corrupt like Zelenskyy?
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 09:42 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Or so I've heard at March 04, 2026 09:42 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 04, 2026 09:42 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: No Name Today
If you voted for Trump, you voted for the leopard to eat your face last!!!!
Posted by: Retarded Leftists at March 04, 2026 09:42 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 04, 2026 09:42 AM (qpQFJ)
Siberian tigers are the largest tigers, and the one in the painting is small for a regular tiger. Imma guess the painter knows nothing about tigers.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:43 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: The Cossack at March 04, 2026 09:43 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Dorothy at March 04, 2026 09:43 AM (GxK4/)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 04, 2026 09:44 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 09:44 AM (ESVrU)
Siberian tigers are the largest tigers, and the one in the painting is small for a regular tiger. Imma guess the painter knows nothing about tigers.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:43 AM (Riz8t)
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He clearly used a tiger rug as a reference.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 04, 2026 09:44 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
Painted by Alexander who yearned to see a tiger.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 04, 2026 09:44 AM (EaYnf)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 09:44 AM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: No Name Today at March 04, 2026 09:40 AM (8mulE)
Maybe, but how do we know the Uke isn't corrupt like Zelenskyy?
Posted by: XTC
Because they fired the prosecutor looking into allegations of corruption regarding my son when I threatened to withhold US aid. 😎
Posted by: VP Biden at March 04, 2026 09:44 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: The Cossack at March 04, 2026 09:43 AM (oftw2)
Thread winner.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (qpQFJ)
Except that would be needed more in warfare with humans.
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (EtnSa)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (8rJWF)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)
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He likes to give the tiger a sporting chance.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Pinchy Vato at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (3l8FR)
Posted by: Dorothy at March 04, 2026 09:45 AM (GxK4/)
We used to dangle cigarettes from its mouth or put candy in it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:46 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:46 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 04, 2026 09:46 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Bengal Tiger Benevolent Society at March 04, 2026 09:46 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2026 09:47 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2026 09:47 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM
If its a Caspian tiger, it checks out.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 09:48 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 04, 2026 09:48 AM (y5G2t)
Ain't no way.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:48 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes
This painting depicts the second telling of the story at the tavern.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 04, 2026 09:48 AM (EaYnf)
Alexander Orlowski
Wish I could have helped him, but my editor demanded a picture first.
Posted by: Alexander Orlowski at March 04, 2026 09:48 AM (KOPVf)
We used to dangle cigarettes from its mouth or put candy in it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:46 AM (kpS4V)
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I've seen videos of workers in tiger country wearing masks on the back of their heads to fool the tigers into thinking their prey is watching them.
They like to attack from behind.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 09:49 AM (ESVrU)
One of my Cossack 15mm figures pulk
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 09:49 AM (EtnSa)
Posted by: Archimedes
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"Cossack Attempting to Feed Pill to Maine Coon Cat" is hanging in the National Gallery.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:49 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Roy at March 04, 2026 09:49 AM (qwype)
Posted by: Bengal Benny The Tiger at March 04, 2026 09:49 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: the Bolsheviks at March 04, 2026 09:50 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:51 AM (kpS4V)
Dr. Livingstone: Ah, any headache? Bowels all right? Hm. Well, let's have a look at this "one leg" of yours, then, eh? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes...
[Pokes the stump with his pipe]
Dr. Livingstone: Yes yes. Yes, well, this is nothing to worry about.
Perkins: Oh, good.
Dr. Livingstone: Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.
Dr. Livingstone: What we're looking for here for is, I think - and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear - is some multicellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven feet long, and of the genus felis horribilis - what we doctors, in fact, call a 'tiger'.
Ainsworth, Perkins, Pakenham: A TIGER?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 09:51 AM (wVcYX)
hath wrought thy fearful symmetrey
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Esther Williams Pussy Cat at March 04, 2026 09:51 AM (oftw2)
https://tinyurl.com/w2aeb9k6
There's another one where he's wearing a cap that seems a little more restrained.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 09:52 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at March 04, 2026 09:52 AM (luW68)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:51 AM (kpS4V)
John and Joan?
Posted by: Roy at March 04, 2026 09:52 AM (qwype)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2026 09:52 AM (4/BuS)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (EgkXQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (uc5g7)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (77rzZ)
Alexander Orlowski
I've actually had situations very similar to this, fighting off cougars at my local bar.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (JCZqz)
Ain't no way.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:48 AM
Could have been a juvenile.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (bFu5X)
Alexander Orlowski
I've actually had situations very similar to this, fighting off cougars at my local bar.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (JCZqz)
Does the hatchet work on them too?
Posted by: Roy at March 04, 2026 09:54 AM (qwype)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cossack_Americans
"A number of people culturally identify themselves as Cossacks"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:55 AM (kpS4V)
Alexander Orlowski
I've actually had situations very similar to this, fighting off cougars at my local bar.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (JCZqz)
You wear Hai Karate too?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 09:56 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:51 AM (kpS4V)
I dunno, but Mayor Buttplug is now trying to look like one. Sorry, Pete, you won't fool anyone.
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2026 09:56 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:48 AM
Could have been a juvenile.
I see no pimples.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:57 AM (Riz8t)
Ukrainian, Bug river, Tartars,
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 09:58 AM (EtnSa)
I'm sorry, I laffed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:58 AM (kpS4V)
They like to attack from behind.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
True fact: that's why your wild cats, bob cats, lynxs, tigers, etc. have those white spots on the backs of their ears. Mimicks eyes. Makes the predator think they are watching them.
Scares the shit out of me to think a tiger has a predator.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 09:58 AM (pKr8Y)
Iowahawk demolished him.
Rugged Lumberjack Pete sits at authentic rustic diner awaiting a heaping breakfast plate of carburetors, while Annie Leibovitz captures him in a moment of deep reflection
https://is.gd/CHaJqD
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 09:58 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 04, 2026 09:59 AM (JpKcK)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 09:53 AM (77rzZ)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2026 09:59 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:00 AM (R11M+)
Felines, Woh Woh Woh, Felines - a limerick
A Cossack from some southern Russian city
Fought a tiger and said, "Ah, more's the pity"
His war cry, (legendary):
"A tiger's not so scary!
It's just an wittle itty bitty kitty!"
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 10:01 AM (qgHp7)
Because of the wonderful things he does!
Posted by: Tigger at March 04, 2026 10:01 AM (RIvkX)
the cracker barrel manager did not share my vision.
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2026 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)
That's a man in a tiger suit.
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 10:02 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Captain Willard at March 04, 2026 10:02 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 04, 2026 09:59 AM (JpKcK)
I always heard that we went for dead center. Ship may have sped up during the torpedo run.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:02 AM (ExV1e)
Geiger Capital
@Geiger_Capital
All-time line by Javier Milei…
"The leftists can't applaud me because their hands are stuck in other people's pockets."
https://is.gd/XfOlVT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:03 AM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2026 10:04 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)
They like to attack from behind.
Gotta admit, it can throw you off.
Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at March 04, 2026 10:04 AM (KOPVf)
Rugged Lumberjack Pete sits at authentic rustic diner awaiting a heaping breakfast plate of carburetors, while Annie Leibovitz captures him in a moment of deep reflection
Posted by: Archimedes
Actually, one of his follow-on comments is pretty thought-provoking:
I don't know what political consultants need to hear this, but there are a lot of flyover working class people who'd happily vote for a wildly flamboyant small government swish over a hairy backwoods he-man commie
I think that is MOSTLY true. Milo, for example, before he went totally crazy, had a pretty enthusiastic following from younger MAGA voters. I do wonder, though, how much support older, and very Christian, conservative voters would have for a very flamboyant gay candidate, even if his policies were 100% aligned with theirs. Election margins are close. As much as Dems bitch publicly, they'd fall in line quickly behind a rugged, masculine white commie.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 09:46 AM (kpS4V)
Cool! Do you have it now?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (zYpTz)
4 people killed, 14 others injured in Chicago weekend shootings – CBS2 (Chicago).
This happens every weekend, has happened every weekend since at least 1995 and will continue to will happen every weekend going forward.
Remember this when the genious Gov'nors and mayors pontificate about putting 'soldiers lives at risk' .
Posted by: perspective at March 04, 2026 10:07 AM (5LiC7)
He endorsed Ryan Zink for TX-19 in the GOP primary.
Zink won, right?
No, he came in 6th.
Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:07 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (JCZqz)
Luckily, most current white male commies are commies precisely because they don't want to be rugged.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:07 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: White Goodman at March 04, 2026 10:07 AM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:07 AM (e5WJR)
the cracker barrel manager did not share my vision.
You didn't have a decorative guest towel?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:08 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (JCZqz)
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Voters appreciate genuineness. It's why Trump can be the working class hero despite having been born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He's genuinely himself as he says things that the people want to hear.
Some Democrats are deeply misreading his appeal, though. Buttigieg is one example. Newsom is another in a different direction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:08 AM (GBKbO)
Ukrainian, Bug river, Tartars,
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Cossack v. Tiger - a limerick
The Cossack-Tiger legend is valid
Not merely a fantastic made up ballad
He grabbed the tiger by the tail
It was a legendary fail
The tiger shredded him and made Po' Tartar salad
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 10:08 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:07 AM (3wOGw)
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Planter in Maine is genuine and rugged.
He's also a Nazi and kind of retarded.
No wonder he's going to win the primary against the sitting governor by 40 points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:09 AM (GBKbO)
This makes me think of the action scenes painted by NC Wyeth. It has the same qualities of motion and visual appeal.
Posted by: JTB at March 04, 2026 10:09 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (JCZqz)
Considering "evangelicals" were the first to line up behind known philanderer and all around dirtbag seeming Donald Trump from shithole NYC, I don't think it's a concern.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:10 AM (e5WJR)
Those people shooting up Chicago are the product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with them. I can prove it.
Posted by: Randolph Duke at March 04, 2026 10:10 AM (/IU3q)
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 10:11 AM (qgHp7)
·
14m
🚨 BREAKING: Department of War drops BAD*SS footage of a US submarine violently sinking an Iranian warship in the Indian Ocean via torpedo
The first sinking of an enemy ship by an American torpedo since World War 2 🔥🇺🇸
https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/
2029209237881004151
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I think that's pretty neat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:11 AM (GBKbO)
That's where mayor Pete is slumming.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 04, 2026 10:11 AM (EgkXQ)
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:11 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Randolph Duke at March 04, 2026 10:10 AM (/IU3q)
I still don't get this reference.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (3wOGw)
https://youtu.be/YwQn25W98GU
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Buttigieg at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (wVcYX)
https://youtu.be/WMRzxcdBei0
*bonus, hot chicks with sabers.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (r5b2S)
Alexander Orlowski
148. Posted by JTB did a lovely job explaining how the painting is effective.
I like today's art selection but would probably not hang it.
Thank you.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (NFX2v)
Then again, maybe this isn't a real photograph!
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (ovfXv)
I've seen videos of workers in tiger country wearing masks on the back of their heads to fool the tigers into thinking their prey is watching them.
They like to attack from behind.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I TOLD YOU SO.
You have to distract the tiger. I use salmon.
Posted by: Calvin at March 04, 2026 10:13 AM (HXiQ2)
Thanks for your thoughtful analysis. Very interesting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 10:13 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 10:13 AM (+nEug)
Violently sinking? Really? Did they expect the sub to radio "pretty please"?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:13 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (JCZqz)
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Dennis Prager used to observe that -- unlike Lefties -- conservatives would favor a Supreme Court comprised of nine black female lesbian rock-ribbed conservatives over nine straight white male Leftists any day of the week.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (efi1T)
You forgot the special hypnotist hand gestures - they all have these Executive Gestures, or holding a pen is popular, or pinching the air.
I knew the JEF was the Annointed One courtesy of the DNC, because they started right out with especially slick photos. One series was a painfully obvious plagiarism of the famous JFK in the oval office during the Cuber missile crisis. The slick black guy is presidential timber you guys! Look at the crease in his pants!
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (rNCmn)
"I don' have to be able to outrun the tiger, I just have to be able to outrun the Cossack!"
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Randolph Duke at March 04, 2026 10:10 AM (/IU3q)
I still don't get this reference.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (3wOGw)
How about now?
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (efi1T)
Groypers, on the other hand...
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 10:13 AM (+nEug)
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Poor girl.
Still, the black population of TX knows that she was robbed. I wonder if that will affect their turnout numbers in November.
Not like James "God is non-binary" and "our southern border should be a welcome mat" and "Mary could have aborted Jesus" Talarico needs any more reason he has no chance in GOP+14 Texas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (pKr8Y)
Cool! Do you have it now?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (zYpTz)
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No, alas it fell apart after many years and Mom had to toss it. But it was an exotic touch to a mid mod living room in the Midwest!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 10:15 AM (kpS4V)
Violently sinking? Really? Did they expect the sub to radio "pretty please"?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:13 AM (ExV1e)
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Eric Daugherty is a nearly unbearable engagement farmer. But he does push out news in between going nuts over GOP officials talking tough on network news.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:15 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sid's Brother Sid at March 04, 2026 10:16 AM (pduCL)
https://youtu.be/YwQn25W98GU
It's a year old, but we won't have him to kick around any more. I hope we get a decent replacement.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:16 AM (Riz8t)
https://youtu.be/YwQn25W98GU
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:12 AM (FXNzP)
Media: Congressman, would you support a bill banning stock trading by members of Congress?
EPM: I don't fucking insider trade! We know nothing!
Media: What an odd response.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:16 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:16 AM (qpQFJ)
They like to attack from behind.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I TOLD YOU SO.
You have to distract the tiger. I use salmon.
Posted by: Calvin at March 04, 2026 10:13 AM (HXiQ2)
I thought you gave your stuffed tiger tuna fish sandwiches?
Posted by: Susie Derkins at March 04, 2026 10:17 AM (wVcYX)
The human shoulders on the tiger are a little jarring, but overall, yeah, this a great stormy scene.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 10:17 AM (ovfXv)
They are using REAL torpedoes!?
~ Rebecca Good
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 10:17 AM (Y1sOo)
"Yeah. Michelle got the house".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (pKr8Y)
I larfed. Good job.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 04, 2026 10:18 AM (PSEDc)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 04, 2026 10:18 AM (JRP2U)
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 10:17 AM (ovfXv)
It's not a tiger, it's just Vadim trying to sell the cossack a tiger skin.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:19 AM (3wOGw)
What to do? What. To. Do.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:19 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:16 AM (qpQFJ)
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Paywalled.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 04, 2026 10:19 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (V+sk9)
🚨 BREAKING: Department of War drops BAD*SS footage of a US submarine violently sinking an Iranian warship in the Indian Ocean via torpedo
Is there another way to torpedo a ship?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (bFu5X)
They are using REAL torpedoes!?
~ Rebecca Good
Couldn't they have just shot the ship out of their hands?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (Riz8t)
It’s funny in a way but scary as well. These videos have a lot of views. Propaganda is profitable.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (qpQFJ)
I guarantee that every member of the crew rubbed one out that night.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (ExV1e)
What to do? What. To. Do.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:19 AM (Riz8t)
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Online, white progressives have made the intraparty conflict explicitly racial.
Saying things like "We need to stop letting the black caucus choose our candidates."
Austin made sure the black voters in Dallas had votes that didn't matter yesterday.
Things could get interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 10:21 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:21 AM (FXNzP)
It’s funny in a way but scary as well. These videos have a lot of views. Propaganda is profitable.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (qpQFJ)
Hey, someone has to tell the Breadtube fans what they want to hear.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:22 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 04, 2026 10:22 AM (oZ6Uv)
Voters appreciate genuineness. It's why Trump can be the working class hero despite having been born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He's genuinely himself as he says things that the people want to hear.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:08 AM (GBKbO)
Plus, he's deeply, genuinely respectful of the average blue-collar man-on-the-street, because of his inherent decency, and the fact that he worked with those blue-collar construction workers every day of his adult life. Which taught him that they're just as smart as the average rich person, often smarter.
On the other hand, you had fake assholes like Mittens Romney, who was also born with a silver spoon up his ass. A guy who sneered at the average blue-collar guy because if they were smart, they'd have gone to Harvard or some other, lesser Ivy League school.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:22 AM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 04, 2026 10:22 AM (w9Wax)
Thanks for the kind words from L-No nic and Fenelon. Part of the value, and fun, of the art thread beyond exposure to the art is observing and understanding why the painting appeals to me or doesn't.
Posted by: JTB at March 04, 2026 10:22 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: perspective at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM (5LiC7)
Alexander Orlowski; What's a Tiger?
Posted by: Reforger at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM (njT/n)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM (DgMqy)
How the Story Ends - a limerick
A Cossack named Kuryofsky Palat
Fought a tiger, can you even picture that?
Both of them were stout
And the outcome was in doubt
But in the end Kuryofsky killed the cat
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM (qgHp7)
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Jazzy and Eyepatch should buy guitars and form a blues duo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM (FXNzP)
I guarantee that every member of the crew rubbed one out that night.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (ExV1e)
A gross and unnecessary comment, and also probably true.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:24 AM (oZ6Uv)
Things could get interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
Good. Racial division leads to very bad things that are rarely predictable!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2026 10:24 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (Kt19C)
Things could get interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
Austin is pretty much nothing but white males (obviously, I'm including troons as white males, because that's what they are).
Of course they were going to tell black women to STFU.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (3wOGw)
Example: We want open borders. But we’ll also whine endlessly about high rents, caused by an increase in demand due to illegals.
So saying there is no fraud while saying the election was stolen from Crocket is just another day for them. Super easy barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:20 AM (bFu5X)
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The Paolo, he is able to torpedo, how you say...gently
Posted by: The Paolo at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (3BwY8)
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A smarter Crenshaw would be waking up today as the presumptive next Senator from Texas.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2026 10:24 AM (n9ltV)
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The breakdown of the early vote in Austin was almost the same as black levels of support for Crockett. Austin vote was mostly white.
Really, the TX Democrat Party (mostly an afterthought in the state anyway) is bifurcating along racial lines.
Probably will spill out into other states as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (R11M+)
What to do? What. To. Do.
Posted by: Archimedes
The party pays her off, makes her a media darling, and promises her consideration for appointed positions if she plays ball and shuts up.
Otherwise, she gets ostracized, money dries up, and she becomes another Lefty lunatic crying into the void but ignored by any mainstream platform. You want to be Stacy Abrams, or Keith Olbermann?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:24 AM (oZ6Uv)
As a fast attack sailor, unlike those effete boomer folk, gross and unnecessary is baked into the cake.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (ExV1e)
Did she pluck it from the tiger while he was sleeping? That is impressive.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 10:27 AM (ovfXv)
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A smarter Crenshaw would be waking up today as the presumptive next Senator from Texas.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (sX1BW)
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That primary wasn't on my radar at all. I just assumed he'd win because incumbency.
Was it really the stock trading thing that was the straw that broke the camel's back?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:27 AM (GBKbO)
Fought a tiger, can you even picture that?
Both of them were stout
And the outcome was in doubt
But in the end Kuryofsky killed the cat
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM
Missed opportunity to work in "blyat" somewhere.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (bFu5X)
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20m
>>🚨 The Supreme Court unanimously ruled that federal courts must defer to immigration agencies when deciding whether facts qualify as “persecution” in asylum cases, applying the substantial-evidence standard rather than reviewing the issue from scratch.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (Y1sOo)
Cossack; I want to commision a painting of me fighting off a Tiger.
Alexander Orlowski; What's a Tiger?
Posted by: Reforger at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM (njT/n)
The GOPe douchebags at RNC: What's "fight"??
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (ExV1e)
This is a comment about me. Isn't it.
Posted by: John Kerry at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (njT/n)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (2WIwB)
No brainer prediction.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (4hjRS)
Really, the TX Democrat Party (mostly an afterthought in the state anyway) is bifurcating along racial lines.
Probably will spill out into other states as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (GBKbO)
The point that they should stop letting blacks choose their nominees is a good point but, considering their actions over the past 60 years or so, it's not gonna play well in the hood.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (Y1sOo)
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Without Austin going full racial in their vote, Jasmine would have probably tied the race, at least. She was much stronger across the rest of the state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (GBKbO)
Was it really the stock trading thing that was the straw that broke the camel's back?
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I'm just assuming the redistricting brought some more hard lined motivated conservatives into his district making him ripe for a primary loss. I wonder what percentage of old school district voters in his district actually voted.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (sX1BW)
Fought a tiger, can you even picture that?
Both of them were stout
And the outcome was in doubt
But in the end Kuryofsky killed the cat
Posted by: muldoon at March 04, 2026 10:23 AM
Missed opportunity to work in "blyat" somewhere.
Also, knout!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (Riz8t)
Is there another way to torpedo a ship?
Why didn't they shoot the tires?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 10:25 AM (Kt19C)
They shot it in the screen door...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:30 AM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: John Kerry at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (njT/n)
You weren't on submarines.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:30 AM (ExV1e)
Carnac: Rubber torpedo
Ed: Rubber torpedo, ho ho ho
Carnac: Rubber.... torpedo.
{tears open envelope, blows)
Carnac: What was Barack Obama's wedding night instruction to himself?
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:30 AM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Pete "Slayer of Tigers" Buttigieg at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (ExV1e)
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Voting in a block 90% every time makes a group powerful in electoral politics.
The black population was a little too small in Texas to make their preferred candidate the actual choice, but the loss isn't going to make the black population more amenable to not getting their way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:24 AM (oZ6Uv)
As a fast attack sailor, unlike those effete boomer folk, gross and unnecessary is baked into the cake.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (ExV1e)
You are correct, sir. Hot-racking is indeed gross and unnecessary....
HEH!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (fOjVv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:27 AM (GBKbO)
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Some of that, some of just being a general swaggering asshole wearing his military career as plot armor in politics like his hero John McCain
Posted by: The Paolo at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (3BwY8)
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But the price for their vote in the general may go up.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:32 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (viF8m)
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All right! Wait, what does that mean?
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 10:32 AM (G0vdT)
No brainer prediction.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM
What a shame...and in a Democrat primary, too. Why do Democrats hate black wammen?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:32 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:27 AM (GBKbO)
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Some of that, some of just being a general swaggering asshole wearing his military career as plot armor in politics like his hero John McCain
Posted by: The Paolo at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (3BwY
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I've been advocating for conservatives to vote against him in the general election if they couldn't get him out in the primary for years.
Glad to see him just gone now, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:32 AM (GBKbO)
Yeah, he kind of lost the narrative.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:33 AM (Riz8t)
They are using REAL torpedoes!?
~ Rebecca Good
Posted by: one hour sober
#4 son is all PO'd about the missiles and torpedoes being fired from our DDGs.
"They got to fire more ordinance in 30 minutes than I did in four years!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:33 AM (cYBz/)
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But the price for their vote in the general may go up.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:32 AM (sX1BW)
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James "God is non-binary" and "our southern border should be a welcome mat" and "Mary could have aborted Jesus" Talarico can't pay enough to save himself in the general.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:33 AM (GBKbO)
Amazon Reports Some of Its Services in Middle East Offline Due to Data Centers Drone Strikes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:33 AM (FXNzP)
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Is that a good thing?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (aNeGK)
Otherwise, she gets ostracized, money dries up, and she becomes another Lefty lunatic crying into the void but ignored by any mainstream platform. You want to be Stacy Abrams, or Keith Olbermann?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (JCZqz)
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choose wisely
Posted by: Cynthia McKinney at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (5LiC7)
HEH!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (fOjVv)
When I first got to my boat I was hot-racking. One of the guys dipped and put his spit cup in the other bunk. It fell over. I started to get in and was assaulted by the smell of wintergreen. I pulled him out of the bunk he was in, told him to fix his mess, and racked out in the bunk he had just vacated.
It is what it is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (qpQFJ)
Alexander Orlowski; What's a Tiger?
Posted by: Reforger.
At the Grandmaster's Palace in Malta, they have a room with large tapestries on display. One is of a jungle setting, and all the animals are a little "off" in their look, probably due to the similar problem of limited reference material.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:27 AM (GBKbO)
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Some of that, some of just being a general swaggering asshole wearing his military career as plot armor in politics like his hero John McCain
Posted by: The Paolo at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (3BwY
He defended Liz Cheney and got to close to ‘panicking’ every time there was a shooting . That’s why he pursued the NRA endorsement. Little did he now the NRA are considered whores by a number of gun owning voters.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (4hjRS)
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Is that a good thing?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (aNeGK)
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Yes.
Essentially, lower courts are ordered by SCOTUS to not relitigate asylum claims.
It's something lower courts shouldn't have been doing at all, pretty clearly, which is why even KBJ signed onto it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:29 AM (GBKbO)
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Austin voted for Talarico not because he's white but because he's the walking embodiment of the Austin electorate: Soft-ass faggots with mouths that look like they've seen six miles of dick.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (3BwY8)
IMO an opportunity presented itself to the USN. A Navy fast attack sub, probably already in the region to provide an underwater layer of defense for the Lincoln Carrier Strike Group was dispatched to take care of the Iranian warship. Low risk. Probably.
A fair amount of data was likely collected to be analyzed later and used to refine operations and weapons deployment. It also sent a message to Russia and China.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (jtM2q)
So is telling us, and them, that they vote in a bloc 90% of the time.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (ovfXv)
Ed: Rubber torpedo, ho ho ho
Carnac: Rubber.... torpedo.
{tears open envelope, blows)
Carnac: What was Barack Obama's wedding night instruction to himself?
Posted by: ...
Ed - HeyOhhhhhhhhh!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (cYBz/)
Wow....there's a batshit crazy blast from the past.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (bFu5X)
Glad to see him just gone now, though.
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He choose poorly in deciding to align with the GOPe and not MAGA. I wonder if he cares ... he obviously has ambition. Had he aligned with Trump, he would have been a front runner to challenge Cornyn.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:33 AM (GBKbO)
He's also very in favor of "gender-affirming care".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:35 AM (3BwY
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False.
White Democrats are racist and hate black women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (RHGPo)
Cool! Do you have it now?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2026 10:05 AM (zYpTz)
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No, alas it fell apart after many years and Mom had to toss it. But it was an exotic touch to a mid mod living room in the Midwest!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 04, 2026 10:15 AM (kpS4V)
Did you keep the teeth?
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:33 AM (GBKbO)
He's also very in favor of "gender-affirming care".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (ExV1e)
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"Trans people need abortions too."
His name is going to get very long.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
The smoking lamp was lit. And I mean, REALLY LIT.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2026 10:37 AM (cYBz/)
~~ Babylon Bee
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heh.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 10:37 AM (A5m1a)
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Will this slow down deliveries in America?
Would be a big reason in being pro-war.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:37 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:38 AM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:38 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
... apparently, this was the first torpedo launched in anger since the end of World War II
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:38 AM (RHGPo)
That’s why he pursued the NRA endorsement. Little did he now the NRA are considered whores by a number of gun owning voters.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (4hjRS)
The LaPierre Family Trust and Ferrari Dealership
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:38 AM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
I believe you're being funny but boy do I have news for you.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:38 AM (4hjRS)
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There is no other reason to vote against accomplished and self-created black women like Crockett for mediocre white men like Talarico than racism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:31 AM (fOjVv)
When I first got to my boat I was hot-racking. One of the guys dipped and put his spit cup in the other bunk. It fell over. I started to get in and was assaulted by the smell of wintergreen. I pulled him out of the bunk he was in, told him to fix his mess, and racked out in the bunk he had just vacated.
It is what it is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:34 AM (ExV1e)
YIKES! That is a scenario I could not have imagined...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (fOjVv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
I believe you're being funny but boy do I have news for you.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (e5WJR)
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I don't joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Appoint a female DEI Skipper?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
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On the whole, sure...but have you BEEN to Austin? I live here. The D's here are NOT scared of voting for minorities, in fact they do it and then masturbate over their own virtue.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (3BwY8)
Posted by: ballistic
Dang, talk about violent! I'd love to see that heading one of Ace's posts today.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (ovfXv)
~~ Babylon Bee
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heh.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 10:37 AM (A5m1a)
Has to be in their top ten all time headlines
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (4hjRS)
White Democrats are racist and hate black women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
I mean, it's kinda both.
Left-Voting White (making an exception for Right-Voting ones, lest Empress Alex have me beheaded) queers, the type who dominate Austin, only like someone if they find them fuckable.
And they wouldn't find a black woman fuckable.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (GBKbO)
I don't get it.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (e5WJR)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:38 AM
The first one of ours. The Brits torpedoed the Gen. Belgrano during the Falklands War, and the Pakis sank an Indian ship during the Indo-Paki War.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
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On the whole, sure...but have you BEEN to Austin? I live here. The D's here are NOT scared of voting for minorities, in fact they do it and then masturbate over their own virtue.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (3BwY
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The only blacks they'll vote for are tokens. They won't vote for strong, independent black women like Crockett because they fear black women getting off the plantation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (GBKbO)
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Is that a good thing?
Posted by: Common Tater
Yes. Congress specifically made the immigration courts to handle 90% of immigration issues, clearly defining that regular federal courts have no jurisdiction on most immigration issues. Federal judges, trying to stop Trump and loving illegals, have ruled in immigration cases anyway, trying to slow the process down or let people stay indefinitely.
This ruling appears to rectify things, enforcing proper separation of powers and court jurisdiction, and should greatly accelerate deportation (by removing most federal court delays).
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (JCZqz)
Therefore anyone who voted against Jazzy is also racist/sexist.
Those are the rules.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (qpQFJ)
Punk Fail? Rockers Cancel Festival Over Trump
Jello Biafra leads wave of rockers pulling out of tour over tepid Trump ties
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:41 AM (FXNzP)
Wow....there's a batshit crazy blast from the past.
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..and my ispiration to pursue a career in politics.
Posted by: MTG at March 04, 2026 10:41 AM (5LiC7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 10:41 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Appoint a female DEI Skipper?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 10:39 AM (pKr8Y)
*Appreciative Slow Clap*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:42 AM (fOjVv)
This ruling appears to rectify things, enforcing proper separation of powers and court jurisdiction, and should greatly accelerate deportation (by removing most federal court delays).
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (JCZqz)
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It's a ruling that really says, "Yes, congressional limits on jurisdiction of lower courts that Congress itself created are valid."
Which is very good because district courts are stupid.
Some will keep on doing stupid shit, but the overturns will just come faster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:42 AM (GBKbO)
It means that federal courts need to stop dicking around with immigration authorities that have the last call asylum claims. Hopefully, it also leads to more of this.
>>@unusual_whales
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2h
>>Voluntary departures from the US have hit a record high as detained immigrants lose hope of getting released or winning in court, per CBS
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 10:42 AM (viF8m)
Also Canada: "Why didn't America share its secret military plans with us?"
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:42 AM (RHGPo)
Therefore anyone who voted against Jazzy is also racist/sexist.
Those are the rules.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (qpQFJ)
I'm tempted to make a reddit account and post that I'm really troubled and don't know if I can vote for someone like Talarico when his supporters are so obviously rayciss.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (ExV1e)
*furrows brow*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (e5WJR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (bFu5X)
Not in a "if you think about it, reactions to Israel led to Muslims killing 3000 Americans" sort of way but in a "Israel did it" sort of way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (GBKbO)
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It means the executive should ignore the lower courts since the Big Court has spoken.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 10:41 AM (RIvkX)
Heh. The Tiger looks like a tattoo by a not so great tat artist.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (4hjRS)
Hot-racking is supposed to be alternating use of the bunk, to discourage you swabbies from spooning.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (HXiQ2)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (tL5sl)
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We should reaffirm Manifest Destiny over the continent.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (GBKbO)
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It's too early and I haven't had enough covfefe to determine if this is sarcasm lol
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (3BwY8)
It has a concrete, practical reason, and there is a very important lesson in it for you in the West.
‼️ These mosques are not places of worships, they serve as operation bases for the regime's militias in residential neighborhoods.
Mosques house armories for the Basij militias. They function as headquarters for repression and temporary detention centers for protesters.
Protesters burn these structures as a strategic step to weaken the regime's local oppression forces.
Here is where you in the west must pay attention: In iran, for decades, mosques served as recruitment and indoctrination centers for the regime.
The regime uses them to radicalize vulnerable people and transform them into hate filled killing machine against their own society. Decades of this preparation are now producing results.
The same pattern is currently building in Western cities through mosques and community centers. These efforts are tied to groups such as the Muslim Brotherhood and pro-Palestine networks.
Critics who point out this process are quickly accused of "Islamophobia".
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (fYhK6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (GBKbO)
Has anyone ever seen Israel and 9/11 in the same room? Well?
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (e5WJR)
Only if there's a real fear the group may withhold its vote. Christians were starting to get wise to this with the GOPe as Trump rose to power, and the Dems felt in in 2024 as Muslims and the far Left withheld votes over Gaza.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (JCZqz)
The only blacks they'll vote for are tokens. They won't vote for strong, independent black women like Crockett because they fear black women getting off the plantation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:40 AM (GBKbO)
This is incredibly racist and should be celebrated for it's diversity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (PpBto)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (e5WJR)
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"Trump is going to do an Iraq in Iran," seems to be the most generous reading of people insisting that the action will lead to the downfall of the GOP like W post 2006.
Which, I mean...he's not going to. The entire leadership of this operation is saying so. Plus, we have Trump's history of foreign interventions that say it's not going to happen either.
This will be over in a few weeks, at most.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (GBKbO)
Not in a "if you think about it, reactions to Israel led to Muslims killing 3000 Americans" sort of way but in a "Israel did it" sort of way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (GBKbO)
That's been a thing since 9/11.
Every single Jew in NYC was told to stay away from the WTC that day dontchaknow.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (ExV1e)
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I thought there was at least one fired in slight perturbation or mild discomfiture?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (aNeGK)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 10:42 AM
*steeples fingers*
Eeeexcellent.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 10:28 AM (viF8m)
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All right! Wait, what does that mean?
Posted by: WisRich
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It means that as long as there is any evidence to support the lower court's ruling, they have to defer to it. As opposed to de novo review, which means the lower court's ruling carries no weight at all on appeal.
Not to be confused with the Aldo de Nova standard of review:
Black or white, in the courts, there's no wrong and no right, no!
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (XvL8K)
Not in a "if you think about it, reactions to Israel led to Muslims killing 3000 Americans" sort of way but in a "Israel did it" sort of way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:43 AM (GBKbO)
The Groypers aren't ever going to gangbang you, Candace.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (wa/yD)
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We should reaffirm Manifest Destiny over the continent.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (sX1BW)
Canada is populated by those unfit to be free and incapable of self-government. (H/t TX Dec. of Ind.). Kick them out of NATO and NORAD.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 10:46 AM (fYhK6)
tinyurl.com/muubnxzr
But I vaguely remember her running her mouth against the Clintons in 2016 as well
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:46 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (HXiQ2)
Our bunks were roughly the size of a coffin. Two people weren't getting into one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:46 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:47 AM (qpQFJ)
Great job Texans!
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 04, 2026 10:47 AM (GKy4j)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:47 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:47 AM (qpQFJ)
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Well, yeah, in general.
But it was just noting that Candace has now reached that, if anyone was willing to give her much credence anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:47 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)
The Yes album from 1980?
Posted by: Cow Demon
An eclectic song by the eclectic band Bitter:Sweet?
https://tinyurl.com/5atkbpd7
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:48 AM (JCZqz)
tinyurl.com/3dpph7x7
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:48 AM (tL5sl)
No official cause of death has been released.
However, TMZ reported that Meadows died during a “fishing-related” incident while cameras for “Deadliest Catch” were rolling. The outlet noted that it was unclear whether the incident was captured on video.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:48 AM (FXNzP)
The Groypers aren't ever going to gangbang you, Candace.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (wa/yD)
Someone really needs to start the "Candace Owens was born a man" it's true if it's on the internet thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 10:48 AM (PpBto)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:49 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (GBKbO)
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I think it will be done by March 20 and will conclude with a Nowruz celebration including demolition of Khomeini's mausoleum.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2026 10:49 AM (RIvkX)
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I think this is fair - but even great plans don't survive first contact with the enemy.
It's going to require deft maneuvering to get out of this easily. I think a few weeks is reasonable with regard to main force, but there'll be further issues.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:49 AM (BI5O2)
Great job Texans!
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 04, 2026 10:47 AM
And Brandon Herrera narrowly beat Tony Gonzales, but not by enough to avoid a runoff. Let's go, Brandon!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:49 AM (bFu5X)
No official cause of death has been released.
However, TMZ reported that Meadows died during a “fishing-related” incident while cameras for “Deadliest Catch” were rolling. The outlet noted that it was unclear whether the incident was captured on video.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:48 AM (FXNzP)
Probably hit by the cage .
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 04, 2026 10:49 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (o0Ud6)
Green is old and should just retire.
Eyepatch made his ill-gotten gains and will likely join the board at Blackrock or similar to continue the government graft.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (PpBto)
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)
The Yes album from 1980?
Posted by: Cow Demon
An eclectic song by the eclectic band Bitter:Sweet?
https://tinyurl.com/5atkbpd7
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 10:48 AM (JCZqz)
Half the band 'Dramarama'?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:26 AM (R11M+)
Their spots show up in moonlight too. I saw them with NVG and realized they could see me better than I could see them.
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Nuts.
Go Brandon!
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (GKy4j)
Great job Texans!
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 04, 2026 10:47 AM
And Brandon Herrera narrowly beat Tony Gonzales, but not by enough to avoid a runoff. Let's go, Brandon!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:49 AM (bFu5X)
clap clap clapclapclap
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:51 AM (xcxpd)
... apparently, this was the first torpedo launched in anger since the end of World War II
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:38 AM
more, please
I want to see the subs arriving back in port with a broom tied to the mast
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04, 2026 10:51 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (o0Ud6)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (HXiQ2)
Our bunks were roughly the size of a coffin. Two people weren't getting into one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:46 AM (ExV1e)
Yet they still could get off on one.
#Snorkeling
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (8zz6B)
clap clap clapclapclap
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:51 AM (xcxpd)
This is about me, isn't it........
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (PpBto)
I think this is fair - but even great plans don't survive first contact with the enemy.
It's going to require deft maneuvering to get out of this easily. I think a few weeks is reasonable with regard to main force, but there'll be further issues.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:49 AM (BI5O2)
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The military capabilities of Iran area almost gone already. Israel is doing pinpoint attacks of small installations that essentially amount to police headquarters without damaging neighboring buildings.
The role of new leader has become a parody.
A few weeks is the time it takes to keep punching the leadership of Iran, what's left of it, in the nose until someone begs for mercy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulg
Survivor Season 50. I know that sob didn't come on in 1974. Playing fast & loose with season numbers.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (qpQFJ)
Oh, so they're stripping the body panels off the CIA Killed JFK theory, and slapping on new Jewish ones in two-tone blue & white paint scheme.
*rolls eyes"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:53 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:50 AM (qpQFJ)
Oh, so they're stripping the body panels off the CIA Killed JFK theory, and slapping on new Jewish ones in two-tone blue & white paint scheme.
*rolls eyes"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:53 AM (BI5O2)
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According to this theory, Biden never said no to Israel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
It means the executive should ignore the lower courts since the Big Court has spoken.
I can't wait for the first time Boasberg says "injunction", and Trump grabs his crotch and says "I gotcher injunction right here".
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:53 AM (Riz8t)
Survivor Season 50. I know that sob didn't come on in 1974. Playing fast & loose with season numbers.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (pKr8Y)
I think it's been on 25 years, but did 2 seasons per year or some such.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 10:53 AM (PpBto)
The role of new leader has become a parody.
A few weeks is the time it takes to keep punching the leadership of Iran, what's left of it, in the nose until someone begs for mercy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (GBKbO)
The regime has started firing on apartment buildings where people are cheering the bombings or chanting pro-Shah slogans.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:53 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: PETA at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (xbLzn)
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Was it the USS Dallas?
Or did it actually not take out any subs? I can't remember now.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (sX1BW)
*rolls eyes"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:53 AM (BI5O2)
The general consensus among all these people is Mossad is CIA and CIA is Mossad. So they’re easily interchangeable.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (qpQFJ)
Shere Khan is a bad player in 'The Jungle Book'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 10:44 AM (HXiQ2)
Our bunks were roughly the size of a coffin. Two people weren't getting into one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 10:46 AM (ExV1e)
I chose to ignore that silly comment, but now I'll say this: Yup, super small racks, but that isn't the reason two squids weren't in them- it's because we were real men that loved only women, and went to sea to protect them.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (fOjVv)
I think the fact it was a 9 - 0 ruling and Action Jackson wrote the decision is a message to lower courts. Cut the bullshit and do your job and don't make me come down there.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (XeU6L)
Let me rock ya Shere Kahn......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (PpBto)
Great job Texans!
Now finish the job and deep six Cornyn.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (iFTx/)
In Anti-Trump Rant, Politico Finally Admits Biden Administration Was “Dysfunctional”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (FXNzP)
Maybe a few pairs of pliers and some blowtorches, too.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (3BwY8)
The role of new leader has become a parody.
A few weeks is the time it takes to keep punching the leadership of Iran, what's left of it, in the nose until someone begs for mercy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (GBKbO)
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the world will feel more certain of this conclusion once the ballistic missiles stop flying.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (xbLzn)
Shere Khan is a bad player in 'The Jungle Book'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (XeU6L)
Nu uh, he's not a player, he just fucks a lot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:56 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: 3X12ax7 at March 04, 2026 09:38 AM (3l8FR)
Pro tip: get fire insurance for your junk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 10:56 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (iFTx/)
True but it's still neat heroic fantasy art
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:56 AM (xcxpd)
In Anti-Trump Rant, Politico Finally Admits Biden Administration Was “Dysfunctional”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (FXNzP)
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Primaries and poll numbers are looking like shit for the D's so they're going to start shitting on Biden to distance themselves, eventually airbrushing him out like Trotsky.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:57 AM (3BwY8)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:57 AM (RHGPo)
They've asked to resume negotiations, but we keep killing their negotiators.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:57 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 10:57 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (xbLzn)
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https://x.com/Eyalo365/status/
2029042389042545008
It's already down to almost nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:57 AM (GBKbO)
clap clap clapclapclap
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:51 AM (xcxpd)
This is about me, isn't it........
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (PpBto)
lol
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:58 AM (xcxpd)
They've asked to resume negotiations, but we keep killing their negotiators.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:57 AM (Riz8t)
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Well, the previous set was all, "Yeah, we're going to build 11 nukes, and you can't stop us."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:58 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 10:57 AM
And Trump already responded with "FU, you had your chance."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2026 10:58 AM (bFu5X)
"An American submarine sunk an Iranian warship that thought it was safe in international waters," Hegseth said. "Instead, it was sunk by a torpedo. Quiet death. The first sinking of an enemy ship by a torpedo since World War Two. Like in that war, back when we were still the War Department. We are fighting to win."
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (tL5sl)
I think being a man in the UK causes impotence
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (pDt9x)
he only said no when he was allowed to. juggling the cover story so that only the most adept minds become aware of mossad's true role is a delicate dance at which mossad excels.
Posted by: cucker tarlson at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (R11M+)
It’s fucking insane. Imagine every Reddit post came to life and got merged into a podcast.
Krystal Vall has always been a leftist. But she was somewhat rational. Saagar was once upon a time MAGA. I don’t know what the fuck happened to them. Maybe it’s the same Qatari money Cucker is getting? Whatever it is, it’s bizarre to watch.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 10:52 AM (GBKbO)
Yes, but what then?
If the answer is to leave Iran to figure out their own shit, that's fine. But the Muslims will win that civil war, and we'll have to do this all again at some point.
The worst potentiality is that we choose to prop up someone like Pahlavi or whomever. That's where the forever war happens.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at March 04, 2026 11:00 AM (3kXhz)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 10:45 AM (wa/yD)
Someone really needs to start the "Candace Owens was born a man" it's true if it's on the internet thing.
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so was JamieLeeCurtis, but dont let that distract u from her amazing rack.
Posted by: Mortimer at March 04, 2026 11:00 AM (5LiC7)
You visit violence and terror upon innocent people during their religious holiday celebrations, we visit violence and terror upon you during your stupid political cult holiday celebration!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2026 11:00 AM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 11:00 AM (ynpvh)
If the answer is to leave Iran to figure out their own shit, that's fine. But the Muslims will win that civil war, and we'll have to do this all again at some point.
The worst potentiality is that we choose to prop up someone like Pahlavi or whomever. That's where the forever war happens.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 10:59 AM (BI5O2)
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There's a middle ground between invasion and just letting ISIS take Iran.
Trump is doing it in Venezuela. Pressures that can be applied along with threats of further action.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (GBKbO)
"US Military Leaders Tell Troops Trump Is Waging Iran War To Bring Forth Second Coming Of Jesus"
Posted by: pawn at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (+rKuc)
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Is that bad?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (sX1BW)
No official cause of death has been released.
However, TMZ reported that Meadows died during a “fishing-related” incident while cameras for “Deadliest Catch” were rolling. The outlet noted that it was unclear whether the incident was captured on video.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
after falling overboard in the Bering Sea, approximately 170 miles north of Dutch Harbor, Alaska. The U.S. Coast Guard confirmed he was recovered unresponsive by the crew about 10 minutes later, and resuscitation efforts were unsuccessful.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (tL5sl)
"US Military Leaders Tell Troops Trump Is Waging Iran War To Bring Forth Second Coming Of Jesus"
Posted by: pawn at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (+rKuc)
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The source of the claim is a serial fabulist, so it's probably right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (GBKbO)
Maybe a few pairs of pliers and some blowtorches, too.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (3BwY
This! Without weapons the people have a serious uphill climb.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2026 11:01 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2026 11:02 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 10:54 AM (fOjVv)
Yeah, sure, of course. "Not gay if it's underway," wink wink, nudge nudge.
Posted by: Bunks full of seamen at March 04, 2026 11:02 AM (TbWk/)
Trump is doing it in Venezuela. Pressures that can be applied along with threats of further action.
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Yes. This is my preferred outcome. Leave the regime in place with terrorized leadership powerful enough to dominate the country, and not much more.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 11:02 AM (BI5O2)
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Every thread becomes a boob thread.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 04, 2026 11:03 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Persnickety at March 04, 2026 11:03 AM (NXsA/)
They don't call it Deadliest Catch for nothing.
Never get off the boat.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 11:03 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 04, 2026 11:04 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 11:02 AM (BI5O2)
We had this in Libya until Gaylord Obama and Cackles Clinton killed him.
Posted by: Khadafi had been brought to heel at March 04, 2026 11:05 AM (TbWk/)
https://www.foxnews.com/video/6390377513112
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 11:06 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: gKWVE
Sheep and goats relax.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 04, 2026 11:09 AM (H0pbe)
pinkus fuktus.
Posted by: cmeat at March 04, 2026 11:10 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 11:15 AM (8zz6B)
Steele dossier
BP origins in iran(UK blocking USAF use of military base to liberate Iran)
still hurt over 1776
Candace husband (married 2019?) is Brit royalty and/or Intel.
British royalty is the epicenter of the 'its the Js' theme. limey bastids.
Posted by: not a joke at March 04, 2026 11:18 AM (5LiC7)
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at March 04, 2026 10:14 AM (wVcYX)
Nope.
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am i still a thing?
Posted by: pork belly futures at March 04, 2026 11:20 AM (5LiC7)
Posted by: Bunks full of seamen at March 04, 2026 11:02 AM (TbWk/)
Said the twink that washed out of Army boot camp for trying to jack off his bunkmate.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 04, 2026 11:23 AM (FdvUm)
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 11:34 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 10:55 AM (tL5sl)
And in the end, the doctors stiffed him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2026 11:39 AM (8zz6B)
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