Mid-Morning Art Thread

Cape Cod Evening
Edward Hopper

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Mama was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at March 06, 2026 09:30 AM (2Ez/1)

2 What's that, Lassie? Is Timmy smoking crack in the barn again?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2026 09:30 AM (IG3/x)

3 Oh, very nice. Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

4 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

5 There is, undeniably, a dog. According to some theories of art, this is art.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (ExV1e)

6 Lassie, where's Timmy?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (0nHVk)

7 Helen, I think Lassie is trying to tell us something.

Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (98kQX)

8 A little blury isn't it?

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (EtnSa)

9 I like this.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

10 Alright, who fell down the well this time?

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (3uBP9)

11 blue spruce

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

12 I’ve always thought the Cape was overrated.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (A5RD0)

13 I nooded.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

14 D'oh Rodrigo! I was just going to sock Lassie.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (WkL+O)

15 Stocky woman. Future Babushka.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (JCZqz)

16 Guy on stoop:
Imma shoot that dog...

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C)

17 People Against Shrubbery.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (pZ64F)

18 He said he was going to cut this damn grass today...

Posted by: Mama with her arms crossed at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

19 Lovely. Thanks! I'm so used to seeing city scapes from Winslow Homer, this is a nice change.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (AQXU4)

20 where's the chevy pickup?

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

21 > 14 D'oh Rodrigo! I was just going to sock Lassie.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (WkL+O)

Horde Mind is a strange and wonderful thing, innit?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (IG3/x)

22 There is, undeniably, a dog. According to some theories of art, this is art.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Also noticeable boobs on the lady.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

23 Grass way too close to the foundation. I'd hate that.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (3uBP9)

24 I’ve always thought the Cape was overrated.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (A5RD0)

Given that it's not pictured so did Hopper I guess.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (ExV1e)

25 What's that, Lassie? Is Timmy smoking crack in the barn again?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (oKJ0C)

26 If you've ever needed Lassie to find your car in the yard, you might be a Redneck.

Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (WkL+O)

27 nice rack

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

28 Lassie, where's Timmy?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

See #02

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:34 AM (oKJ0C)

29 Someone needs to cut the lawn.

Posted by: dantesed at March 06, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

30 Hopper! Have we had this one before? It's welcome in any case.

That handsome beast does look much like Lassie. I haven't seen many collies in real life; the weather in Da Swamp is too hot and humid for a long-coated dog like that.

Are the trees really that blue, or is EH pushing the limits of his artistic license? Using the blueness to suggest evening light?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 09:34 AM (wzUl9)

31 He said he was going to cut this damn grass today...
Posted by: Mama with her arms crossed

HE got deported.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:34 AM (oKJ0C)

32 It's like a flying house that just happened to set down there, in a random field.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (3uBP9)

33 Grass way too close to the foundation. I'd hate that.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (3uBP9)

Yeah. There could be a hunnert injuns hiding in that grass and you'd never know it until you had a 7/11 pop up in yer yard.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (ExV1e)

34 Is there a huge cloudburst to the left? The lighting seems way off between right and left. I'd be running for the storm cellar.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (XvL8K)

35 dearly deported...

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)

36 I stayed in a 'Cape Cod' themed AirBnB once but it didn't come with a dog.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (M9gjJ)

37 It’s crowded and pretentious. The beaches are nothing special. There’s sharks. It’s expensive. Traffic is horrid. P-Town is all gay all the time.

Meh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (A5RD0)

38 The trees were blue that day, my friends.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

39 1 Mama was angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: George Costanza

It’s a Hopper painting, so Mama’s always angry.

Posted by: Hopping Mad at March 06, 2026 09:36 AM (fKeBm)

40 Needs mowing. Maybe hand mower in that time. A bitch.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 09:36 AM (sl73Y)

41 The guy on the stoop looks like he's trying to entice the dog back to him. But the dog has heard something outside the frame that is even more interesting than a toy, or food. Possibly living food that can be hunted.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)

42 > Also noticeable boobs on the lady.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

However, she's somewhat substandard as Hopper women go.

Compare:

https://tinyurl.com/y3jx9m2u (late-night office hankypanky is in the offing)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (IG3/x)

43

Got the most horrible sunburn of my life out on the Cape when I was there on a break from college.

I remember bathing in red vinegar and slathering myself in Noxzema and corn starch when I got home. Misery for several days until the skin peeled off.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (x0n13)

44 I must be learning from CBD. Never saw this before but the minute I looked at it I said "Hopper".
Would hang.
Thx CBD, have a grt weekend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (/C62k)

45 They just need to set a NY diner down nearby and you've got everything.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (3uBP9)

46 "Are the trees really that blue, or is EH pushing the limits of his artistic license? Using the blueness to suggest evening light?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius*

---

Hey. Back off. There was a sale on blue paint. I overbought.

Posted by: E. Hopper at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

47 > 36 I stayed in a 'Cape Cod' themed AirBnB once but it didn't come with a dog.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (M9gjJ)

Did it come with complimentary chips, at least?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (IG3/x)

48 Bluetrees was all my joy,
Bluetrees was my delight...

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

49 Very pleasant. Nice way to end the week.

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (lJ0H4)

50 Needs mowing. Maybe hand mower in that time. A bitch.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 09:36 AM (sl73Y)

They used a scythe. Death was their neighbor and he usually handled it but there was an outbreak of the flu somewhere so he was busy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (ExV1e)

51 22 There is, undeniably, a dog. According to some theories of art, this is art.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Also noticeable boobs on the lady.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

Sniper?

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 09:38 AM (+YA9H)

52 the standard required a narrower and narrower snout and muzzle... they bred the brains right out of that breed; stupid critters these days.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+)

53 Niiiiiice!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 09:38 AM (Suwql)

54 The devastating affects of Juan's Lawn Sevice crew being deported.

"What're we gonna do now, Ma?"

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2026 09:38 AM (g8Ew8)

55 46 Hey. Back off. There was a sale on blue paint. I overbought.
Posted by: E. Hopper at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

"Pfft en Espanol!"

- - Pablo Picasso

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026 09:38 AM (x0n13)

56 Is that what houses on Cape Cod look like? Tall doors with long windowpanes, red-trimmed bay windows, etc.?

This painting is from 1939, so I'd hope the Cape wasn't anywhere near as crowded and touristy as it is today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 09:38 AM (wzUl9)

57 37 It’s crowded and pretentious. The beaches are nothing special. There’s sharks. It’s expensive. Traffic is horrid. P-Town is all gay all the time.

Meh.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Cape Codpiece

Posted by: Stroll Gayly Along the Broad Stately Town at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (fKeBm)

58 They need some outdoor furniture, though. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (Suwql)

59 Also noticeable boobs on the lady.
Posted by: Bulg

Don't blow the picture up. She looks like a skel or a zombie.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (oKJ0C)

60 https://tinyurl.com/y3jx9m2u (late-night office hankypanky is in the offing)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Nice ass, too.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

61 Hopper? I just met her!

Posted by: Rimshot at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

62 Hey, at least Cape Cod beats Chappaquiddick.

Posted by: The Lion of the Senate at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (IG3/x)

63 It was a blurry evening at the Cape.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (8mulE)

64 Cape Cod Evening, 1939
Edward Hopper

National Gallery of Art:
Edward Hopper
Painter, American, 1882 - 1967

In part - The artist stated: “It is no transcription of a place, but pieced together from sketches and mental impressions of things in the vicinity. . . . The dry, blowing grass can be seen from my studio window in the late summer or autumn. In the woman I attempted to get the broad, strong-jawed face and blond hair of a Finnish type of which there are many on the Cape. The man is a dark-haired Yankee. The dog is listening to something, probably a whippoorwill [sic] or some evening sound.”

I love this to end the week.

Thank you.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (NFX2v)

65
Season 3, Episodes 2, 5, 7 & 10 - a limerick

Papa said, "Oh, what the hell?
It seems Lassie has something to tell.
Has it happened again?
How long has it been
Since Timmy done fell down the well?"

Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 09:40 AM (qgHp7)

66 >>I’ve always thought the Cape was overrated.

It has its charm, but the other cape in MA is better.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 09:40 AM (Suwql)

67 Love Hopper.. This is different

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 09:40 AM (VE6XX)

68 51 sniper, i barely know her.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:40 AM (R11M+)

69 Looks like a Sheltie, not a Rough Collie like Lassie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 09:40 AM (8zz6B)

70 Sniper?
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 09:38 AM (+YA9H)

Charlie is somewhere in those trees, man. You can count on it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2026 09:40 AM (IG3/x)

71 They just need to set a NY diner down nearby and you've got everything.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026

***
Or a hotel lobby with isolated, lonely-looking people sitting around in it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

72 The sniper in the tree line could be lock and load Noem. Just asking questions.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 06, 2026 09:41 AM (URO9T)

73 59 Also noticeable boobs on the lady.
Posted by: Bulg

Don't blow the picture up. She looks like a skel or a zombie.
Posted by: rickb223

🤣

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 09:42 AM (NFX2v)

74 >>> Looks like a Sheltie, not a Rough Collie like Lassie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 09:40 AM (8zz6B)

It's kind of a mystery mutt. At first I thought a corgie but too big and too much fur.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:42 AM (3uBP9)

75 The woman looks like someone took her eyeballs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 09:43 AM (/C62k)

76 Mary Jo Kopechne unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Obligatory at March 06, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)

77 66 >>I’ve always thought the Cape was overrated.

It has its charm, but the other cape in MA is better.
Posted by: Lizzy

No capes!

Posted by: Edna Mode at March 06, 2026 09:43 AM (JCZqz)

78 Dog is picking up every flea in the tall grass.

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2026 09:44 AM (qwype)

79 Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, only backwards...while wearing high heels.

Muldoon tells the same jokes as the rest of the Horde, only in limerick form...while wearing high heels.

Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 09:44 AM (qgHp7)

80 Dog is more interested in the squirrel running across the yard than the guy's treat

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 09:44 AM (EtnSa)

81 Plenty of ticks in that grass, poor Lassie.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 06, 2026 09:44 AM (0nHVk)

82 Hopper's painting from the other cape - Cape Ann/Gloucester - are excellent: https://tinyurl.com/3bp7cnrv

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 09:45 AM (Suwql)

83 Looks like all three of them are sick of Timmy's screaming from the bottom of the well.

Posted by: red speck at March 06, 2026 09:45 AM (Ve/HL)

84 Looks like this fellow is pretending to be distracted by the dog because he got the young miss preggers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 09:45 AM (M9gjJ)

85 The squirrel is the dog's treat

Posted by: NARRATOR at March 06, 2026 09:45 AM (qwype)

86 Mow your damned lawn!

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 09:45 AM (zHdFR)

87 I think at that size, it's more likely to be a Sheltie than a Rough Collie, but eh.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 09:45 AM (3wOGw)

88 Don't blow the picture up. She looks like a skel or a zombie.
Posted by: rickb223

Sounds like my kind of ghoul!

Posted by: The Crypkeeper at March 06, 2026 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

89 It took 77 comments to get to "no capes?" I am disappointed in you

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2026 09:47 AM (QE+Sx)

90 >>Plenty of ticks in that grass, poor Lassie.

Uhh, not yet - - - workin' on it!

Posted by: Plum Island Scientist at March 06, 2026 09:47 AM (Suwql)

91 Nice. Colors vivid. Seems like a happy place.

'Cept Momma Mad.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 09:47 AM (DgMqy)

92 That's a weird looking house.

Posted by: dantesed at March 06, 2026 09:48 AM (Oy/m2)

93 >>No capes!
Posted by: Edna Mode

"No capes for you!"
-- Soup nazi who's relocated to MA

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 09:48 AM (Suwql)

94 >>> The woman looks like someone took her eyeballs
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 09:43 AM (/C62k)

That's ok. Turns out, we won't even need them! How crazy is that!

Posted by: Owen Wilson as Dr. Peter Weir in Event Horizon the Comedy at March 06, 2026 09:48 AM (3uBP9)

95 91 Nice. Colors vivid. Seems like a happy place.

'Cept Momma Mad.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 09:47 AM (DgMqy)

Dude is getting a talkin'-to.

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2026 09:48 AM (qwype)

96 90 i learned about that now.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:48 AM (R11M+)

97 Posted by: The Crypkeeper at March 06, 2026 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

Would you like to buy a "t"?

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 09:48 AM (+YA9H)

98 The squirrel is the dog's treat
Posted by: NARRATOR at March 06, 2026 09:45 AM (qwype)

"Eat 'im up, Lassie! Drink its blood! Good girl. Good girl."

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2026 09:49 AM (g8Ew8)

99 Skyrocketing gas prices and 92,000 jobs lost in February.

America’s nightmare continues.

Posted by: Blue Tsunami 2026 at March 06, 2026 09:49 AM (GFRGc)

100 100

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 09:49 AM (+YA9H)

101 Looks like a Sheltie, not a Rough Collie like Lassie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Lassie was a refined lady. Not like that mixed breed from down the road.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:50 AM (oKJ0C)

102 Painted before Hopper was skinned and hung up by the Predator in the jungle.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 06, 2026 09:50 AM (MZ+PY)

103 91 Nice. Colors vivid. Seems like a happy place.

'Cept Momma Mad.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 09:47 AM
###

"It is better to live in a desert land, Than with a contentious and vexing woman."

Posted by: Proverbs 21:19 at March 06, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)

104 I covet the corbels.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 06, 2026 09:51 AM (w/O5Q)

105 she's waiting for him to hot glue the heel back onto her sandal.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)

106 So what are all the people who were screaming about the USA hockey team going to the White House going to say about Miami FC going yesterday?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 09:51 AM (MGB5H)

107 Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, only backwards...while wearing high heels.

Muldoon tells the same jokes as the rest of the Horde, only in limerick form...while wearing high heels.
Posted by: muldoon

TMI! TMI!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:51 AM (oKJ0C)

108 How many Americans must die to satiate Israel?

Posted by: Blue Tsunami 2026 at March 06, 2026 09:52 AM (LTbl/)

109 She's standing in the foxtails going, "this is your idea of a porch?!"

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 09:52 AM (zHdFR)

110 The woman wants to know if he is ever foing to get around to mowing that lawn, dammit.

Would hang.

Posted by: Huck Folkywood at March 06, 2026 09:53 AM (ojwpM)

111 By the way, it's not a porch, it's a Ferrari.

Posted by: just the punchline at March 06, 2026 09:54 AM (8zz6B)

112
Dog = Art

Trees = Art

Dog AND Trees = Masterpiece

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 09:54 AM (y9nCu)

113 o what are all the people who were screaming about the USA hockey team going to the White House going to say about Miami FC going yesterday?
Posted by: BruceWayne

Messi will have to dodge piss bottles now. He has been using bad think.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2026 09:54 AM (wdCH4)

114 80 Dog is more interested in the squirrel running across the yard than the guy's treat
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 09:44 AM (EtnSa)

Could be a ball or something similar that he's been tossing for the pupster.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 09:55 AM (+YA9H)

115 No the war is not "spreading" because Iran is lashing out in all directions. Good Lord I despise the press.

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 09:55 AM (YwEeS)

116 Cape Cod? I don't see any fish.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 09:55 AM (8ty7h)

117 Lassie!!

Oh Lassie!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 09:55 AM (bss/y)

118 111 her zombie eyes were caused by cataracts?

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:55 AM (R11M+)

119 A tsunami of lies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2026 09:56 AM (wdCH4)

120 stirring the chowdah.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:56 AM (R11M+)

121 I'm sorry, but "Markwayne" is a stupid name. I'd disqualify the dude on that basis alone.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

122 105 she's waiting for him to hot glue the heel back onto her sandal.
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)

Ha!

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 09:56 AM (+YA9H)

123 Looks like a Sheltie, not a Rough Collie like Lassie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

**********

Has a strong resemblance to our Red Heeler "Peppy". Sometimes called a Queensland Heeler, her variety of Australian Cattle Dog was initially the result of a rancher breeding a Standard Collie with a dingo.

"Peppy" is a bit of a wild child befitting of that kind of heritage.

Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 09:56 AM (qgHp7)

124 Where's the lobstah?

Posted by: Wistah at March 06, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

125 An interesting chart:

https://x.com/QuantusInsights/status/
2029612475466096881

We tested the relationship in this chart (Texas primary / Texas general elections 2000–2024) and it’s basically noise:
• correlation r ≈ 0.13 (R² ≈ 0.02)
• a 10-point swing in the primary maps to ~0.4 points in the general

-----

Essentially, turnout during a primary is not at all indicative of performance in a general election. If it were, Obama would have won Texas in 2008. He did not win Texas in 2008.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 09:58 AM (GBKbO)

126 We had a blue tsunami. The city workers pressure washed the poop and pee off our sidewalks.

Posted by: Rex B at March 06, 2026 09:58 AM (GI9/m)

127 Doggo, ergo Art.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 09:58 AM (kgE5c)

128 123 "hall's heelers" were exclusive for at least some decades. the pooch in road warrior is a cattle dog.fond of that breed.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (R11M+)

129 This dress makes me look fat

Posted by: Woman in painting... at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (VE6XX)

130 Lobstah is pahked in the cah.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (wdCH4)

131 Where's the lobstah?
Posted by: Wistah at March 06, 2026 09:57 AM

Tiny shack down the road. It's wicked pissah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (kgE5c)

132 That's a stoop, not a porch.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (8ty7h)

133 RMBS!

Greetings, sir. TGIF.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (A5RD0)

134 This is lovely. Muted colors suitable for evening, no sense of wind, just quiet and relaxed at the end of the day. The soft textures of the trees and grass against the harder lines of the house could seem incongruent but the house is old, probably Victorian era, and has become part of the landscape. The red brick foundation is straight (well built) and solid and the paint is maintained and the decorative carvings over the stoop show the home is valued. Only the dog (which, of course, makes this art) is alert and active. The place and people are comfortably quiet. It makes me want to go "Ahhh!"

Part of the appeal for me is nostalgia. I'm old enough to remember Cape Cod as a pleasant, seaside community, not some loud fashionable fag haven. A nice touch is the red tin roof on the left. Those were easy to maintain and made a pleasant sound during rainy days and nights.

Posted by: JTB at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (yTvNw)

135 WSJ:

Trump Says No Iran Deal Until ‘Unconditional Surrender’

I had a feeling Trump was going to go there. In it to win it.

Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (G0vdT)

136 Lobstah is pahked in the cah.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM

To be fair, the lobstah would probably drive better than most people around here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:00 AM (kgE5c)

137 Cape Cod? I don't see any fish.
Posted by: Cicero

It takes time to see them. Just let your gaze linger.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

138 126 brown and yellow make blue, in this case.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:00 AM (R11M+)

139 Leaving aside all of the backstage drama with Noem, she did a commendable job. Whoever her successor may be, it might be smart to start out by managing our expectations of them. I reallly doubt that they will do more than she did.

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (pDt9x)

140 112
Dog = Art

Trees = Art

Dog AND Trees = Masterpiece
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 09:54 AM (y9nCu)

But no soldiers or sailors sailing off to war.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (3wOGw)

141 Where's the Man from Nantucket? The guy with the long....face.

Posted by: Poet Lariat at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (oftw2)

142 Trump Says No Iran Deal Until ‘Unconditional Surrender’

I had a feeling Trump was going to go there. In it to win it.
Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (G0vdT)

You can't make a deal with the Mullahs ...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (VE6XX)

143 RMBS!

Greetings, sir. TGIF.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM

Greetings, nurse! It is, indeed, Friday, thank God. And it looks like most of last night's predicted snow became rain, so we got that going for us. Which is nice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (kgE5c)

144 119 A tsunami of lies.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

There will be a tsunami of tears when the Blue Wave doesn't materialize, and the Left realizes Trump has 26 more months of unfettered executive power to crush them.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (JCZqz)

145 Essentially, turnout during a primary is not at all indicative of performance in a general election. If it were, Obama would have won Texas in 2008. He did not win Texas in 2008.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering

Can't be true. Special election and primary turnouts are reasons to set your hair on fire. I have been assured.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (MGB5H)

146 Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, only backwards...while wearing high heels.

They call it being led.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (Kt19C)

147
Where's the lobstah?
Posted by: Wistah at March 06, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

Living in Tsuminis tighty-whities. Next to that highly contagious rash.

Hygiene, Mr Blue Wave. Hygiene.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (y9nCu)

148 To be fair, the lobstah would probably drive better than most people around here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Boston's the only place where I've ever seen a car being driven on a sidewalk.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

149 140 112
Dog = Art

Trees = Art

Dog AND Trees = Masterpiece
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 09:54 AM (y9nCu)

But no soldiers or sailors sailing off to war.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (3wOGw)

But Brandy does her best
To understand

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (+YA9H)

150 145 Essentially, turnout during a primary is not at all indicative of performance in a general election. If it were, Obama would have won Texas in 2008. He did not win Texas in 2008.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering

Can't be true. Special election and primary turnouts are reasons to set your hair on fire. I have been assured.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (MGB5H)

======

I'm surprised anyone has hair anymore, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (GBKbO)

151 Trump Says No Iran Deal Until ‘Unconditional Surrender’

Hey mullahs, remember what happened to the last place we demanded unconditional surrender from?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (8ty7h)

152 Cape Cod is full of Massholes. Will ne'er go back.

Posted by: Better Things To Do at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (oftw2)

153 But no soldiers or sailors sailing off to war.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (3wOGw)

No storm clouds.

-1

No boobs.

-2

No swords.

-1

Although I do like the kind of shadowy forest to the left.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (bss/y)

154 Ginger Rogers was a marvelous physical talent, and she is a wonder in Howard Hawks' Monkey Business.

Cute, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)

155 "Oh Lassie, I seem to have gotten my leg caught in a bear trap. Run back to Mister Sanderson's house and bring me a C-clamp!"

Lassie: "Arf"

*time passes*

Lassie: "Arf"

Timmy: "Good girl, Lassie. Nice try! But that's a coping saw!"

Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (qgHp7)

156 126 We had a blue tsunami. The city workers pressure washed the poop and pee off our sidewalks.
Posted by: Rex B

You live in San Francisco? Or India.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (JCZqz)

157 Boston's the only place where I've ever seen a car being driven on a sidewalk.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM

You should have driven with us in Port-au-Prince.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (kgE5c)

158 150 I'm surprised anyone has hair anymore, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (GBKbO)

Me too.

In general internet discourse, as soon as someone doesn't have a perfect Norwood Score, they're told to shave themselves bald.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (3wOGw)

159 I'm sorry, but "Markwayne" is a stupid name. I'd disqualify the dude on that basis alone.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

His dad is the youngest of eight, and his brothers Mark and Wayne were the only two who didn't have sons of their own. According to Mullin, those uncles were extra generous with birthday presents when he was a kid.

Posted by: Vendette at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (1ieqq)

160 139 Leaving aside all of the backstage drama with Noem, she did a commendable job. Whoever her successor may be, it might be smart to start out by managing our expectations of them. I reallly doubt that they will do more than she did.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (pDt9x)

Well at least they won't be calling Mullin ICE Barbie... I don't think...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (VE6XX)

161 151 Trump Says No Iran Deal Until ‘Unconditional Surrender’

Hey mullahs, remember what happened to the last place we demanded unconditional surrender from?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (8ty7h)

Are we going to break out the fine dinnerware nukes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (bss/y)

162 151 Trump Says No Iran Deal Until ‘Unconditional Surrender’

Hey mullahs, remember what happened to the last place we demanded unconditional surrender from?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (8ty7h)

======

There was a report that the Ayatollah's son is refusing the position because he's more interested in science than politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)

163 Ginger Rogers was kinda hot. Not Rita Hayworth hot, but still a 1.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

164 You know, I'd really like a cup of coffee in a diner at 3 am. I should do that.

Posted by: The guy in the painting at March 06, 2026 10:04 AM (Riz8t)

165 144 from your keys to newsom's starfish.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)

166 HOPPAH DIDN'T DISAPPEAR- HE WAS SKINNED ALIVE!!

Posted by: Dutch at March 06, 2026 10:04 AM (bss/y)

167 155
Lassie: "Arf"
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (qgHp7)

heg

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 10:04 AM (+YA9H)

168 There was a report that the Ayatollah's son is refusing the position because he's more interested in science than politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)

I have ideas of my own, DAD!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:05 AM (bss/y)

169 144 119 A tsunami of lies.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

There will be a tsunami of tears when the Blue Wave doesn't materialize, and the Left realizes Trump has 26 more months of unfettered executive power to crush them.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (JCZqz)

======

Democrats will probably win the House by some slim margin.

But just imagine the left freaking out because Jeffries, with the power of the purse and Speaker of the House, can't do anything at all except theater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:05 AM (GBKbO)

170 159
Posted by: Vendette at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (1ieqq)

A Vendette sighting!

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 10:05 AM (+YA9H)

171 Cape Cod? I don't see any fish.
Posted by: Cicero

It's Cape Sod.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (zHdFR)

172 132 That's a stoop, not a porch.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (8ty7h)

They evidently weren't outside people.

Posted by: javems at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (zFsEm)

173 168 There was a report that the Ayatollah's son is refusing the position because he's more interested in science than politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at

And staying alive.... But mostly staying alive

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (VE6XX)

174 162 There was a report that the Ayatollah's son is refusing the position because he's more interested in science than politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)

*The Grand Ayatollah's son.

(I only recently learned that there are multiple Ayatollahs)

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (3wOGw)

175 There was a report that the Ayatollah's son is refusing the position because he's more interested in science than politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)
--------

Specifically biology like, what keeps you alive.

Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (G0vdT)

176 I saw an interesting discussion today. Someone asks, why do socialists assume the least motivated, least effort people in our society will work had for the common good when they won't even work hard for their own good right now?

The answers from the left were...interesting.

The most common was "give them a reason to work hard and they will". But...this is refuted by the original statement. Right now these people are in aggregate not working let alone not working hard.

One of the other comments was perhaps more accidentally revealing, "Why do you rightwingers think people that have issues working should have to grind to have a decent living?"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (sKqQm)

177 I'm sorry, but "Markwayne" is a stupid name. I'd disqualify the dude on that basis alone.
——

I know, right?

Posted by: Thom Thillis at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (MsRtR)

178 *heh

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (+YA9H)

179 Off to PT

Posted by: javems at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (zFsEm)

180 That's a stoop, not a porch.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Cicero (

I thought a stoop was where you sat and drank 40s of malt liquor in paper bags?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (MGB5H)

181 Look, the amber waves of grain aren't supposed to be the front lawn, you lazy bastard!

Posted by: Bone Idle! at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (oftw2)

182 *stomps in*
The dems are not going to win the house
*stomps out*

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (+nEug)

183 Trump Says No Iran Deal Until ‘Unconditional Surrender’

Hey mullahs, remember what happened to the last place we demanded unconditional surrender from?

Ha! I'm still riving! Or at reast I was in 1946.

Posted by: Zombie Hirohito at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)

184 Hey mullahs, remember what happened to the last place we demanded unconditional surrender from?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM

It's full of weird tentacle pr0n and anime. Don't make us do that to you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (kgE5c)

185 A Vendette sighting!

Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 10:05 AM (+YA9H)

Heaven help us all.

Posted by: Vendette at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (1ieqq)

186 169

Democrats will probably win the House by some slim margin.

But just imagine the left freaking out because Jeffries, with the power of the purse and Speaker of the House, can't do anything at all except theater.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:05 AM (GBKbO

Maybe. But also possible that they do not. Very close thing, it seems.

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (pDt9x)

187 >>I thought a stoop was where you sat and drank 40s of malt liquor in paper bags?

So you have been to Cape Cod.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 10:08 AM (viF8m)

188 They call it being led.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (Kt19C)

Dancing, dancing used to be more of a thing. Gregory Hines. Sammy Davis, Jr. Gene Kelly. Fred Astaire of course.

Oh, what was the one in the 80s? White Nights? Rudolph Narev and Gregory Hines as a ballet dancer trying to defect from Soviet Russia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:08 AM (bss/y)

189 Best we can do is Cape Tilapia.

Posted by: Temu at March 06, 2026 10:08 AM (2Ez/1)

190 You should have driven with us in Port-au-Prince.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

They have cars in Haiti??

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:08 AM (77rzZ)

191 Just for the halibut, I'm wondering if cape cod is more flavorful than cod from the rest of the eastern seaboard.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 10:08 AM (M9gjJ)

192 thought a stoop was where you sat and drank 40s of malt liquor in paper bags?

So you have been to Cape Cod.
Posted by: JackStraw at

Ha! That I have, that I have.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM (MGB5H)

193 You live in San Francisco? Or India.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (JCZqz

Seattle.

Posted by: Rex B at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM (GI9/m)

194 No storm clouds.
-1

No boobs.
-2

No swords.
-1

Although I do like the kind of shadowy forest to the left.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (bss/y)

Storm clouds are behind the trees. The boobs are beneath the dress. The pooch is hiding a claymore

Posted by: Owen Wilson as Dr. Peter Weir in Event Horizon the Comedy at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM (3uBP9)

195 157 i went to school with baby doc's best friend. my mom saw that kid low side his kawi triple in the rain and slide over three sets of tracks just as i was getting my first bikey.
almost queered the deal.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM (R11M+)

196 Reminds me of the agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic Massachusetts fisherman who stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a doc.

Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM (qgHp7)

197 Cape Cod is the 1,412th most holy site in Islam.

Posted by: Assistant Junior Ayatollah at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM (oftw2)

198 I thought a stoop was where you sat and drank 40s of malt liquor in paper bags?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM

On the Cape?! *shudders* That's more of an...urban thing. Try Dorchester.

Posted by: A Horrified Beacon Hill Resident at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM (kgE5c)

199 Sock fail, a continuing series.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 10:10 AM (3uBP9)

200 I saw an interesting discussion today. Someone asks, why do socialists assume the least motivated, least effort people in our society will work had for the common good when they won't even work hard for their own good right now?

The answers from the left were...interesting.

The most common was "give them a reason to work hard and they will".

They're right. If the slackers don't eat because they don't work, that would be a very good reason to work hard.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 10:10 AM (Riz8t)

201 Posted by: Owen Wilson as Dr. Peter Weir in Event Horizon the Comedy at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM (3uBP9)

Huh. I'd watch that movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:10 AM (bss/y)

202 Democrats will probably win the House by some slim margin.

Right now I'm calling a significant gain for the Rs - but since the redistricting stuff didn't go as far as it should have around ~20 seats.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

203 You should have driven with us in Port-au-Prince.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

They have cars in Haiti??
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:08 AM

Them? I was talking about us.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (kgE5c)

204 mikhail baryshnikov, not nuryev

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (gQ15S)

205 286 Maybe. But also possible that they do not. Very close thing, it seems.

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (pDt9x)

=======

I just assume that the turnout differentials that arise from parties out of power performing better than parties in power in midterms plays out this year.

But, gerrymandering after 2020 is so strong (the emphasis was really on expanding safe seats, not maximizing the number of seats won, especially in red states) that the number of actually competitive seats is so small. It's less than 30.

That will direct investment and prevent any major swings either way, meaning that we'll probably see a change of 10-15 at a maximum.

Still, a lot of open questions about the utility of fed grants for election funding, the effects of DOJ suing for voter roll cleanups, and kind of a generalized feeling of success from the Trump administration on the base that will lead to perhaps modified voting patterns.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (GBKbO)

206 176 I saw an interesting discussion today. Someone asks, why do socialists assume the least motivated, least effort people in our society will work had for the common good when they won't even work hard for their own good right now?

The answers from the left were...interesting.

The most common was "give them a reason to work hard and they will". But...this is refuted by the original statement. Right now these people are in aggregate not working let alone not working hard.

One of the other comments was perhaps more accidentally revealing, "Why do you rightwingers think people that have issues working should have to grind to have a decent living?"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (sKqQm)

The honest answer from a socialist would be : "Because we're going to kill them if they don't."

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (3wOGw)

207 177 I'm sorry, but "Markwayne" is a stupid name. I'd disqualify the dude on that basis alone.
——

I know, right?
Posted by: Thom Thillis
+++

Trust me. You can outlive an unusual name.

Posted by: The ghost of Strom Thurmond at March 06, 2026 10:12 AM (2Ez/1)

208 Cod drink too much. That's why they have such huge barbills.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

209 (I only recently learned that there are multiple Ayatollahs)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (3wOGw)

If ayatollah once, ayatollah a thousand times, we are Legion!

Posted by: Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah at March 06, 2026 10:12 AM (8zz6B)

210 Reminds me of the agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic Massachusetts fisherman who stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a doc.
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM

I'm right here, you know.

- The Sacred Cod

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:12 AM (kgE5c)

211 They're right. If the slackers don't eat because they don't work, that would be a very good reason to work hard.

That's what happened in the early American colonies, but that's not at all what socialists mean when they say this...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:12 AM (sKqQm)

212 168 "there's 'nowt wrong with gala luncheons lad!"

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:12 AM (R11M+)

213 The most common was "give them a reason to work hard and they will".

They're right. If the slackers don't eat because they don't work, that would be a very good reason to work hard.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 10:10 AM (Riz8t)

I always told coworkers when they broke out the 'If I got paid more, I'd work harder.' Bullshit.

'No you fucking wouldn't. Getting paid $5 more an hour won't change you from being a lazy retard. You'll then just say you should be paid more.'

I am not always the most popular among my coworkers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:13 AM (bss/y)

214
There was a report that the Ayatollah's son is refusing the position because he's more interested in science than politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)

"Let's elect that asshole Mojtaba. Fucker owes me money after losing that World Cup bet."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 10:13 AM (y9nCu)

215 202 Democrats will probably win the House by some slim margin.

Right now I'm calling a significant gain for the Rs - but since the redistricting stuff didn't go as far as it should have around ~20 seats.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

=====

You may be right!

I dunno, though.

Still, I think the funniest thing would be a D House majority of 2.

Then their two oldest members die of old age between election day and the seating of the new Congress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:13 AM (GBKbO)

216 204 mikhail baryshnikov, not nuryev
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (gQ15S)

Probably right. It's been ... 40 years since I saw it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM (bss/y)

217 Cape Cod is very nice in the off season, lots of natural beauty, no crowds and some terrific deals on hotel rooms. The Cape of my youth was a wonderful place.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM (0nHVk)

218 Been away for a few minutes and now I smell troll shit.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM (g8Ew8)

219 212 168 "there's 'nowt wrong with gala luncheons lad!"
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:12 AM (R11M+)

I've had more gala luncheons than you've had hot dinners!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM (bss/y)

220 There once was a man from Cape Cod...

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

221 You may be right!

I dunno, though.

Still, I think the funniest thing would be a D House majority of 2.

Then their two oldest members die of old age between election day and the seating of the new Congress.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering

Plus cuellar voting with the Rs a fair amount of time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:15 AM (MGB5H)

222 180 no, that's a stupe (guilty).

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:15 AM (R11M+)

223 the decorative carvings over the stoop show the home is valued...
Posted by: JTB

*********

Hmmm. I wonder if The Guy Who Reall;y Likes Limericks would like to see 'filigree' in a limericck.

Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:15 AM (qgHp7)

224 Still, a lot of open questions about the utility of fed grants for election funding, the effects of DOJ suing for voter roll cleanups, and kind of a generalized feeling of success from the Trump administration on the base that will lead to perhaps modified voting patterns.

I think this first one is big. While the money supply to leftwing activists isn't gone, it has been significantly reduced.

Fewer people in the fraud industry and there will be less fraud. Now two interesting aspects to this

1) Can they easily control who gets the remaining money? For example make that NGO worker that submits ballots for illegals move from Philly or Baltimore to some purplish area?

2) Did CA cut their redistricting too close where significant reductions in fake votes means they lost a ton of seats?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)

225 Dog. Trees. Sniper. Yup.

Alternate title: Squirrel!

Edward Hopper? Wasn't he the one that sang "Hello my honey, hello my baby"?

Posted by: mindful webworker - Coooofffffeeeee...! at March 06, 2026 10:16 AM (9O6qm)

226
Markwayne>>>Ilhan>>>Rashida>>>Shri

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 06, 2026 10:16 AM (tljrc)

227 Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)

3) I think it is very likely to direct funds from other areas to ensure fraud to try to reestablish the funding streams.

I would think that would be the smart play.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:17 AM (bss/y)

228 Edward Hopper? Wasn't he the one that sang "Hello my honey, hello my baby"?
Posted by: mindful webworker

Was that before or after he was in Easy Rider?

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

229 No you fucking wouldn't. Getting paid $5 more an hour won't change you from being a lazy retard. You'll then just say you should be paid more.'

An easy way to prove if getting $5/h more would make you work harder is to ask, "How many higher paying jobs did you apply for this week?"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:17 AM (sKqQm)

230 Ya know... I think I'd like to see "filigree" in a limerick...

Posted by: Person who likes limericks at March 06, 2026 10:17 AM (2Ez/1)

231 220 There once was a man from Cape Cod...
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

There once was a man from Nanticoke
who shit his pants when he spoke
But before you get up
This was all a setup
For yet another dick joke

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:18 AM (3wOGw)

232 Edward Hopper? Wasn't he the one that sang "Hello my honey, hello my baby"?

Posted by: mindful webworker - Coooofffffeeeee...! at March 06, 2026 10:16 AM (9O6qm)

Was he a frog?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2026 10:18 AM (g8Ew8)

233 Cape Cod is very nice in the off season, lots of natural beauty, no crowds and some terrific deals on hotel rooms. The Cape of my youth was a wonderful place.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM

It is nice, off season. My friend is a priest down there. We enjoy going down to visit the parish when it's not summer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:19 AM (kgE5c)

234 208 if your barbill doesn't equal your foodbill, you're not eating a balanced diet.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:20 AM (R11M+)

235 I think it is very likely to direct funds from other areas to ensure fraud to try to reestablish the funding streams.

Here is why I'm not so sure about that. If an NGO in Philly is getting money in a way that wasn't cut by Trump/Rubio they are NOT going to give that money to some other NGO in rural PA. The people in PA want to stay in a hive city and keep getting their rice bowls filled.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:20 AM (sKqQm)

236 There once was a man from Cape Cod...
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

Who went to town to get scrod.
His wife said, I'll stay though
And along came Paolo
And she got it too, (thank you, God!)

Posted by: Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah at March 06, 2026 10:20 AM (8zz6B)

237
It's full of weird tentacle pr0n and anime. Don't make us do that to you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (kgE5c)

Not to mention motorized toilets that have AI-controlled electron microscopes to analyze your poop.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 10:20 AM (y9nCu)

238 Despite all of my travels, I have never been on the Atlantic coast. Was on the Gulf coast a couple of times, South Padre and Pensacola. West coast a lot, Nor Cal, Oregon and Washington especially. And Alaska. Gonna have to make a trip out east. I would like to see Maine, especially.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2026 10:21 AM (PSEDc)

239 Reminds me of the agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic Massachusetts fisherman who stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a doc.
Posted by: muldoon

**********

I failed to mention that the guy was also a hypochondriac. That would have rounded out the joke.

Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:21 AM (qgHp7)

240 I'm sorry, but "Markwayne" is a stupid name.

It just seems to be missing something...

Posted by: Mark Twain at March 06, 2026 10:22 AM (zHdFR)

241 Had a drive fail, well not fail, still 100% healthy but got a windows "there is no drive actually, gone, you're ok with that right?" Ran chkdsk all night and it actually worked. Fixed it. This never happens. chkdsk running correctly is way too much good karma. I'm going to be attacked now by pterodactyls or something to even things out I know it.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 10:22 AM (3uBP9)

242 219 "ah, you'd better go ken."

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:22 AM (R11M+)

243 242 219 "ah, you'd better go ken."
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:22 AM (R11M+)

And look what you've done to mother!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:23 AM (bss/y)

244 223 manuel's filigreed hamster.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:23 AM (R11M+)

245 Democrats will only take the House with extraordinary cheat or the GOP retires their way out like last time but I think it's getting late for that. But we will see.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 10:23 AM (Et1h0)

246 >>Cape Cod is very nice in the off season, lots of natural beauty, no crowds and some terrific deals on hotel rooms. The Cape of my youth was a wonderful place.

Ditto. A college girlfriend got a job as a hostess at the Chatham Bars Inn one summer. Soon as I got off work on Friday at was Cape time. But the place got so popular it became more trouble than it was worth during the season.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 10:24 AM (viF8m)

247 It is nice, off season. My friend is a priest down there. We enjoy going down to visit the parish when it's not summer.

I just love Parish in the spring.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 06, 2026 10:24 AM (8ty7h)

248 Cape Cod is kind of an odd place. It has the traditional touristy vibe but with touches of both older WASP-y Boston Brahmin culture and new left GAY GAY GAY hedonism.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:24 AM (sKqQm)

249 Ok, interesting observation:

As Age +

Opinion

Beatles --

Monty Python ++

Beach Boys ++

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:25 AM (bss/y)

250 Cape Cod is kind of an odd place. It has the traditional touristy vibe but with touches of both older WASP-y Boston Brahmin culture and new left GAY GAY GAY hedonism.
Posted by: 18-1 at March

Well at least it's not P-town, yet...

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:25 AM (MGB5H)

251 manuel's filigreed hamster.
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:23 AM (R11M+)

Wasn't Simon Filigree the gay slaveowner in Uncle Tom's Log Cabin?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 10:26 AM (8zz6B)

252 Rich people, fancy dog.

Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2026 10:28 AM (Lytz7)

253 Don't forget to try your waitress and tip the veal!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:28 AM (bss/y)

254 252 Rich people, fancy dog.
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2026 10:28 AM (Lytz7)

That dog has plenty of conditioner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:28 AM (bss/y)

255 Granny Guthrie's Hideout and Love Nest

Posted by: In Search Of... at March 06, 2026 10:29 AM (/1l9x)

256
Wasn't Simon Filigree the gay slaveowner in Uncle Tom's Log Cabin?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 10:26 AM (8zz6B)

He transitions to Simone Filigree in the next-to-last chapter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 10:29 AM (y9nCu)

257 249 Ok, interesting observation:

As Age +

Opinion

Beatles --

Monty Python ++

Beach Boys ++
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:25 AM (bss/y)

Never liked the Beatles.

Was raised on Prog Rock on the father's side, and 80s/90s R&B on the mother's side.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:29 AM (3wOGw)

258
I'm sorry, but "Markwayne" is a stupid name.

===============

What's fun is, it could be a cracka name or a hoodrat name depending on the pronunciation.

Mar-kwayn (could spell it a little fancier; Marquayne)
Mark-wayne

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2026 10:30 AM (JF3MH)

259 But just imagine the left freaking out because Jeffries, with the power of the purse and Speaker of the House, can't do anything at all except theater.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

But, we're having our 8th impeachment vote! We're really holding Trump accountable! History will record our strong actions here today...are you not entertained?

Uh, we can't stop him with just one half of one third of government. Please to donate for 2028?

Posted by: Theoretical Speaker Jeffries at March 06, 2026 10:31 AM (JCZqz)

260 Never liked the Beatles.

Was raised on Prog Rock on the father's side, and 80s/90s R&B on the mother's side.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:29 AM (3wOGw)

I liked them a lot as a kid, but never got to the cultish adoration. It is not that they are now bad, it is I just am wondering whether they just caught a lucky break as to when they came out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:31 AM (bss/y)

261 I just love Parish in the spring.
Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 06, 2026 10:24 AM (8ty7h)

*Golf Clap*

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Always Appreciate a Lisp Reference. at March 06, 2026 10:32 AM (RfVfI)

262 That dog has plenty of conditioner.

With the fresh scent of Lyme's Disease. (I know, I know. It hadn't been created yet.)

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 10:32 AM (zHdFR)

263 259 But, we're having our 8th impeachment vote! We're really holding Trump accountable! History will record our strong actions here today...are you not entertained?

Uh, we can't stop him with just one half of one third of government. Please to donate for 2028?

Posted by: Theoretical Speaker Jeffries at March 06, 2026 10:31 AM (JCZqz)

======

Oh, there will be impeachment votes, but there won't be eight of them.

The first will take months to come together because of the sub-committee on impeachment needing to soak up every moment of airtime they can get to fundraise off of the horrible things they're finding but can't talk about.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:33 AM (GBKbO)

264
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 10:22 AM (3uBP9)

===============

You're gonna make 3 backups of that drive and switch to using a new one, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2026 10:33 AM (JF3MH)

265 Well at least it's not P-town, yet...
Posted by: BruceWayne

The Paolo, he love to take the ladies to, how you say, Pound Town. Why you say is gay?

Posted by: The Paolo at March 06, 2026 10:33 AM (JCZqz)

266 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. It's always Cape Cod. How come we never see Cape Salmon? Or Cape Halibut? I'm offended.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 10:34 AM (2WIwB)

267 I'm sorry, but "Markwayne" is a stupid name.

Markiplier > Markwayne?

Posted by: Tough Decision at March 06, 2026 10:35 AM (JCZqz)

268 I think I'd like to see "filigree" in a limerick...

***********

The Fixer Upper - a limerick

An architect of high pedigree
Proposed a home remodel with glee
"I'll add some scrollwork and such
as a decorative touch
If Kate and her husband Phil agree!"

Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:35 AM (qgHp7)

269 260 Never liked the Beatles.

Was raised on Prog Rock on the father's side, and 80s/90s R&B on the mother's side.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:29 AM (3wOGw)

I liked them a lot as a kid, but never got to the cultish adoration. It is not that they are now bad, it is I just am wondering whether they just caught a lucky break as to when they came out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:31 AM (bss/y)

London calling, but don’t look to us!
Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust

Posted by: The Clash at March 06, 2026 10:35 AM (fYhK6)

270 266 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. It's always Cape Cod. How come we never see Cape Salmon? Or Cape Halibut? I'm offended.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 10:34 AM (2WIwB)

Cape Town is kind of racist the other way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, I'm helping at March 06, 2026 10:35 AM (bss/y)

271 260 I liked them a lot as a kid, but never got to the cultish adoration. It is not that they are now bad, it is I just am wondering whether they just caught a lucky break as to when they came out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:31 AM (bss/y)

I think a lot of it is that neither of my parents were fans, so it's just not something I grew up with.

So the fawning adoration they get is always going to make them seem overrated to me.

Not as overrated as say, Queen, The Eagles, or Steely Dan, but still overrated.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:35 AM (wa/yD)

272 Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 10:34 AM (2WIwB)

You gotta keep a stash around, man!

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:36 AM (fYhK6)

273 253 please return the stewardess to her original, upright position.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:36 AM (R11M+)

274 You know who's really to blame for the Beatles?

BOOMERS!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:37 AM (GBKbO)

275 Someone asks, why do socialists assume the least motivated, least effort people in our society will work had for the common good when they won't even work hard for their own good right now?

The answers from the left were...interesting.

The most common was "give them a reason to work hard and they will".
----------

Don't forget the most common behavior from the Left is just lying to get you into a certain position and then pulling the rug out or pretending they never said the thing they said.

So anything that sounds good will be what they go with because they know once you commit, you are trapped anyway and they have what they want so it literally doesn't matter what they told you because they can just lie some more.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 10:37 AM (Et1h0)

276 254 mane n tail.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:37 AM (R11M+)

277 Went through my Beatles stage, heard all that old stuff to many times

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 10:38 AM (EtnSa)

278 London calling, but don’t look to us!
Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust
Posted by: The Clash at March 06, 2026 10:35 AM (fYhK6)

I think about that style of band and think about the stuff I enjoy more even though in some obscure technical way they may be inferior (except the Beach Boys imo are actually superior there.)

The Hollies
The Beach Boys
Even the Fucking Monkees

The Beatles (and I say that in my head as BE-AT-Lays) are by turns dour and a bit weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:38 AM (bss/y)

279 >>>“Today every senator — every single one — will pick a side,” Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer said before the vote. “Do you stand with the American people who are exhausted with forever wars in the Middle East or stand with Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth as they bumble us headfirst into another war?”

>Only Congress has the authority to declare war. Is this greasy, reptilian imbecile for real?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 10:39 AM (M9gjJ)

280 Not as overrated as say, Queen, The Eagles, or Steely Dan, but still overrated.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:35 AM (wa/yD)

I was ambivalent about the Eagles until I went out with a gal who loved them. Damn. Kind of hate them.

Queen 'could' back it up. On some songs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:39 AM (bss/y)

281 257 my brother's didn't play beatles, but i had five sisters so, it's good but i never wan't to hear any of it again. stones, who, nope. oddly, the kinks still appeal.
i listen to wdpt. "we don't play that."

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:40 AM (R11M+)

282 The Beatles (and I say that in my head as BE-AT-Lays) are by turns dour and a bit weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:38 AM (bss/y)

The Rolling Stones out-rocked the Beatles 10:1, because they never totally forgot their blues roots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 10:40 AM (8zz6B)

283 206 176 I saw an interesting discussion today. Someone asks, why do socialists assume the least motivated, least effort people in our society will work had for the common good when they won't even work hard for their own good right now?

The answers from the left were...interesting.

The most common was "give them a reason to work hard and they will". But...this is refuted by the original statement. Right now these people are in aggregate not working let alone not working hard.

One of the other comments was perhaps more accidentally revealing, "Why do you rightwingers think people that have issues working should have to grind to have a decent living?"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (sKqQm)

The honest answer from a socialist would be : "Because we're going to kill them if they don't."
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (3wOGw)

I work hard to support two horrific, all consuming addictions.

I like to eat and sleep indoors.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:40 AM (fYhK6)

284 Gonna have to make a trip out east. I would like to see Maine, especially.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2026 10:21 AM

Maine and NH are nice. Come on up. Here there be Morons.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:40 AM (kgE5c)

285 Bravo, muldoon!

Posted by: Person who likes limericks at March 06, 2026 10:40 AM (2Ez/1)

286 There will be a tsunami of tears when the Blue Wave doesn't materialize, and the Left realizes Trump has 26 more months of unfettered executive power to crush them.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (JCZqz)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: John Thune at March 06, 2026 10:40 AM (vqA1l)

287 279 >>>“Today every senator — every single one — will pick a side,” Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer said before the vote. “Do you stand with the American people who are exhausted with forever wars in the Middle East or stand with Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth as they bumble us headfirst into another war?”

>Only Congress has the authority to declare war. Is this greasy, reptilian imbecile for real?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 10:39 AM (M9gjJ)

Schumer is one of the most loathsome people on the entire planet.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:41 AM (wa/yD)

288 Any Beatles song is inferior to any song sung by Karen Carpenter.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

289 You're gonna make 3 backups of that drive and switch to using a new one, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2026 10:33 AM (JF3MH)

If you don't have three backups, it's not backed up.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 10:42 AM (Et1h0)

290 177 I'm sorry, but "Markwayne" is a stupid name. I'd disqualify the dude on that basis alone.
——

I know, right?
Posted by: Thom Thillis at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (MsRtR)

You want to fire me from CNN too, huh?

Posted by: Poppy Harlow at March 06, 2026 10:42 AM (fYhK6)

291
Any Beatles song is inferior to any song sung by Karen Carpenter.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:41 AM

Word.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 06, 2026 10:42 AM (tljrc)

292 Well at least it's not P-town, yet...
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:25 AM

Fortunately not. The former mayor of Salem, now our Lt. Gov., proudly said she wanted to make Salem P-Town North. She was remarkably successful.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:42 AM (kgE5c)

293 Maine and NH are nice. Come on up. Here there be Morons.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Just need to know the super secret handshake.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:42 AM (MGB5H)

294 >“Today every senator — every single one — will pick a side,” Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer said before the vote. “Do you stand with the American people who are exhausted with forever wars in the Middle East or stand with Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth as they bumble us headfirst into another war?”
----------

Words not seen in that statement: Israel, Iran, Nuclear

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 10:43 AM (Et1h0)

295 If Kate and her husband Phil agree!"
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:35 AM

*slow clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:43 AM (kgE5c)

296 293 Maine and NH are nice. Come on up. Here there be Morons.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Just need to know the super secret handshake.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:42 AM (MGB5H)

======

More of a look.

Fire-scarred scalps.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:43 AM (GBKbO)

297 Today every senator — every single one — will pick a side,” Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer said before the vote.

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This here shiny nickel says Rand Paul votes with the dems.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2026 10:44 AM (2UnvF)

298 I like to eat and sleep indoors.

Poop too.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 10:44 AM (Kt19C)

299
Got the most horrible sunburn of my life out on the Cape when I was there on a break from college.

I remember bathing in red vinegar and slathering myself in Noxzema and corn starch when I got home. Misery for several days until the skin peeled off.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (x0n13)

Dude, aloe Vera. Bathing in red vinegar???

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:44 AM (fYhK6)

300 This here shiny nickel says Rand Paul votes with the dems.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

He did on war powers. Lumpy voted with the Rs.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (MGB5H)

301 You know who's really to blame for the Beatles?

BOOMERS!!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That must mean we get credit for the Stones, too.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (zHdFR)

302 Poop too.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 10:44 AM (Kt19C)

I’m not in kindergarten. I shit.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (fYhK6)

303 Any Beatles song is inferior to any song sung by Karen Carpenter.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

Or drummed by even...

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Always Appreciate a Carpenters Reference. at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (RfVfI)

304 301 You know who's really to blame for the Beatles?

BOOMERS!!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That must mean we get credit for the Stones, too.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (zHdFR)

======

And Vietnam?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (GBKbO)

305 271 queens first two albums. the dan's first two albums.
yuck the feagles. "don henly must die" -mojo nixon

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (R11M+)

306 288 Any Beatles song is inferior to any song sung by Karen Carpenter.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

She was an insane drummer.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:46 AM (fYhK6)

307 298 I like to eat and sleep indoors.

Poop too.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 10:44 AM (Kt19C)

That's not proper Smart Military Mountain Man behavior.

People might start to think you're a Commie.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:46 AM (wa/yD)

308 Just need to know the super secret handshake.

Y'know who else's hands shook?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 10:46 AM (Kt19C)

309 Is this about us?

Posted by: Kate and her husband Phil at March 06, 2026 10:46 AM (2Ez/1)

310 I remember bathing in red vinegar and slathering myself in Noxzema and corn starch when I got home. Misery for several days until the skin peeled off.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (x0n13)

Dude, aloe Vera. Bathing in red vinegar???
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:44 AM (fYhK6)

Sefton, what are you, 200 years old???

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Am Much Younger Than You. at March 06, 2026 10:46 AM (RfVfI)

311 Led Zeppelin. You may bow to your Boomer Betters.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 10:47 AM (pZ64F)

312 278 go look up the lyrics to long cool woman right now. i'll wait. i never knew what he was saying until last year.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:47 AM (R11M+)

313 Led Zeppelin. You may bow to your Boomer Betters.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 10:47 AM (pZ64F)

-----------------

Talk about overrated.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2026 10:48 AM (2UnvF)

314 Sefton, what are you, 200 years old???
Posted by: Denny Crane

With all his birthdays, he's more like 43,568.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

315 306 288 Any Beatles song is inferior to any song sung by Karen Carpenter.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

She was an insane drummer.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:46 AM (fYhK6)

Senri Kawaguchi. Nankai TRIO.

Almost inhuman.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:48 AM (wa/yD)

316 “Today every senator — every single one — will pick a side,” Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer said before the vote.

That's exactly what a 'vote' is, dumbass!

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 10:48 AM (zHdFR)

317 So it's a music thread?

Posted by: Just got here at March 06, 2026 10:48 AM (2Ez/1)

318 She was an insane drummer.
Posted by: Cow Demon

Don't care about that. Her voice was angelic.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

319 That must mean we get credit for the Stones, too.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (zHdFR)
======
And Vietnam?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

And, therefore, CCR (or at least, Fortunate Son)

Posted by: Moron Deduction at March 06, 2026 10:49 AM (JCZqz)

320 Someone should ask Schumer if Nimitz should have stopped after midway? Or Patton after Sicily? Trump is finally ending this once and for all.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 10:49 AM (2WIwB)

321 282 early stones were all chuck berry songs= good. goats head soup and later= drek.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:49 AM (R11M+)

322 So it's a music thread?
Posted by: Just got here at March 06, 2026 10:48 AM (2Ez/1)

----------------

Not if we're talking about the Beatles and Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2026 10:49 AM (2UnvF)

323 Nope, chkdsk screwed the pooch. No fear of pterodactyls. All files are sliced diced exploded and blended together. Thank you chkdsk for living up to my low expectations.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 10:50 AM (3uBP9)

324 >>Cape Cod is very nice in the off season, lots of natural beauty, no crowds and some terrific deals on hotel rooms. The Cape of my youth was a wonderful place.

Ditto. A college girlfriend got a job as a hostess at the Chatham Bars Inn one summer. Soon as I got off work on Friday at was Cape time. But the place got so popular it became more trouble than it was worth during the season.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 10:24 AM (viF8m)

Last time I went to cape cod I got a hate the tourists but love their money vibe. Never went back.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 10:50 AM (i0Hi3)

325 And Vietnam?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

We gave you Tang, and this is the thanks we get?

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 10:51 AM (zHdFR)

326 Mullin is a member of Cherokee Nation (not unusual in Oklahoma). Mashing up two first names may be a Cherokee thing. I seem to recall some unusual first/middle names among local native Americans in Alaska.

Things like William William and the like.

We should count ourselves lucky if that's the worst thing to criticize him for.

Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:51 AM (qgHp7)

327 287 what about that one with the large round head that blinks alot?

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:51 AM (R11M+)

328 Fucking Schumer is as smart as his niece is funny.....

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Had Sex With a Raw Burger Last Night... Please Clap! at March 06, 2026 10:51 AM (RfVfI)

329 Nope, chkdsk screwed the pooch. No fear of pterodactyls. All files are sliced diced exploded and blended together. Thank you chkdsk for living up to my low expectations.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 10:50 AM (3uBP9)

"format" is your friend. Then install Linux.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (8zz6B)

330 304 And Vietnam?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (GBKbO)

And the EPA.

And the end of the Gold Standard.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (wa/yD)

331 316 “Today every senator — every single one — will pick a side,” Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer said before the vote.

That's exactly what a 'vote' is, dumbass!

Schumer and the dems line up ti save the mullah's bacon so they can send it to ukraine.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (i0Hi3)

332 I know better. I don't know why I do it. Some jackwagon on Fb arguing with me about a Firefly/Serenity reboot.

Except NOTHING is listed in ANY of the players filmographies as doing anything related. Nothing in pre-production, post production, filming, etc. He then goes on to say, it's like with Buffy reboot. No notification. Except when you go to Sarah Michelle Gellar, it says "Buffy - pre production".

And David Boreanaz - Rockford Files, it says "in development".

I want a Browncoat reboot as much, if not more than the next guy, but be honest. It's been 26 years. If it was going to happen, it would have.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (oKJ0C)

333 Don't care about that. Her voice was angelic.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

I tip my hat to her for both. Sometimes at the same time.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (+caSM)

334 327 287 what about that one with the large round head that blinks alot?
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:51 AM (R11M+)

Wallace?

Posted by: Denny Crane - Or Was That Grommet? at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (RfVfI)

335 >>Maine and NH are nice. Come on up. Here there be Morons

Back in high school I was hitchhiking with a friend, from the Cape ironically enough, in NH on I-93. Not an uncommon thing back then. Got picked up by a couple in their late 20s.

It wasn't until we were heading a bit down the road we noticed the empty bottles and faint odor of weed. We got passed by a couple of NH state police cars escorting the governor, Meldrim Thompson. The dude driving thought it would be a good idea to catch up to them and flip off the governor. It was not a good idea.

Never got pulled over by a governor before.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (viF8m)

336 "You know who's really to blame for the Beatles?"

Their parents.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (uA11f)

337 In case no one mentioned it, ithere are multiple reports that Tony Gonzales pulled out of his primary, leaving Brandon Herrera as the Republican nominee for TX-23.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (Wnv9h)

338 Just got here, and I'm pretty sure this has been asked by now , but...

Where's Timmy?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (xPq24)

339 332 I know better. I don't know why I do it. Some jackwagon on Fb arguing with me about a Firefly/Serenity reboot.

Except NOTHING is listed in ANY of the players filmographies as doing anything related. Nothing in pre-production, post production, filming, etc. He then goes on to say, it's like with Buffy reboot. No notification. Except when you go to Sarah Michelle Gellar, it says "Buffy - pre production".

And David Boreanaz - Rockford Files, it says "in development".

I want a Browncoat reboot as much, if not more than the next guy, but be honest. It's been 26 years. If it was going to happen, it would have.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (oKJ0C)

======

I like arguing about movies that exist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

340 That must mean we get credit for the Stones, too.
Posted by: t-bird

Who gets credit for Captain Beefheart? For those unfamiliar, here's his little-known genius song "Frownland."
https://tinyurl.com/25f6kxa8

Posted by: Musical Moron at March 06, 2026 10:53 AM (JCZqz)

341 >> We should count ourselves lucky if that's the worst thing to criticize him for.
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:51 AM (qgHp7)

I agree.

Posted by: Richard Dick Long at March 06, 2026 10:53 AM (6wm3D)

342 337 In case no one mentioned it, ithere are multiple reports that Tony Gonzales pulled out of his primary, leaving Brandon Herrera as the Republican nominee for TX-23.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (Wnv9h)

======

Well, that should take one minor narrative off the table for November.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

343 This is NOT Monty Python.

https://is.gd/XQJBvc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 10:53 AM (FXNzP)

344 “Today every senator — every single one — will pick a side,” Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer said before the vote.

That's exactly what a 'vote' is, dumbass!

Schumer and the dems line up ti save the mullah's bacon so they can send it to ukraine.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

I don't want to hear one brokedick scream about releasing the Epstein files when 357 voted to seal the congressional fuck files.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:54 AM (oKJ0C)

345 case no one mentioned it, ithere are multiple reports that Tony Gonzales pulled out of his primary, leaving Brandon Herrera as the Republican nominee for TX-23.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Ya he released an official statement.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:54 AM (MGB5H)

346 Now led Zepplin is great. At the same time, also a hair overrated. A lot of good stuff there.

Black Dog
Immigrant Song
Moby Dick (as far as drum solos go)
Black Mountain/White Summer
Dazed and Confused ('Soul of a woman was created below, Yeah!')

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:54 AM (bss/y)

347 Just got here, and I'm pretty sure this has been asked by now , but...

Where's Timmy?

Posted by: tankdemon

...swear to God, if that dog doesn't back off she's the one going down the well next...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 06, 2026 10:54 AM (OUMaO)

348 And David Boreanaz - Rockford Files, it says "in development".

I want a Browncoat reboot as much, if not more than the next guy, but be honest. It's been 26 years. If it was going to happen, it would have.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (oKJ0C)

WOW... A Rockford Files reboot would be so fucking risky! I'd put the odds of success at like 5%.

Posted by: Denny Crane - Or Was That Grommet? at March 06, 2026 10:54 AM (RfVfI)

349 332 I know better. I don't know why I do it. Some jackwagon on Fb arguing with me about a Firefly/Serenity reboot.

Except NOTHING is listed in ANY of the players filmographies as doing anything related. Nothing in pre-production, post production, filming, etc. He then goes on to say, it's like with Buffy reboot. No notification. Except when you go to Sarah Michelle Gellar, it says "Buffy - pre production".

And David Boreanaz - Rockford Files, it says "in development".

I want a Browncoat reboot as much, if not more than the next guy, but be honest. It's been 26 years. If it was going to happen, it would have.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (oKJ0C)

We need it to come back just so the Horde starts making references to Saffron all the time again.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:54 AM (wa/yD)

350 >>Last time I went to cape cod I got a hate the tourists but love their money vibe. Never went back.

Come to Rhode Island instead. We also love your money and we hide our hate better.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 10:55 AM (viF8m)

351 Still around -

Holistic Medicine

Vinegar – Mix one cup of white or apple cider vinegar into a bathtub of cool water. The acetic acid in the vinegar acts as a topical pain reliever equivalent to an over-the-counter pain medication. Soak in the bath for 15 to 20 minutes. Don’t use soap. It will dry and irritate your skin. After soaking, rinse with cool water.

Then Aloe Vera, teabags, vitamin D...

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 10:55 AM (NFX2v)

352 Y'know who else's hands shook?
Posted by: Commissar of G&P

**********

Michael J. Fox?

Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:55 AM (qgHp7)

353 Alternate title: I told you to buy a Toro

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 10:55 AM (HjVhR)

354 327 adam shiff(ty).

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:55 AM (R11M+)

355 And David Boreanaz - Rockford Files, it says "in development".

I want a Browncoat reboot as much, if not more than the next guy, but be honest. It's been 26 years. If it was going to happen, it would have.
Posted by: rickb223 at

Jackie Weaver has signed on to play a role that did not exist in the original Rockford Files.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:56 AM (MGB5H)

356 I want a Browncoat reboot as much, if not more than the next guy, but be honest. It's been 26 years. If it was going to happen, it would have.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (oKJ0C)

And let's be honest: The Reality of a continued or reimagined Firefly would never have been as good as we wanted or imagined it to be. That is not about woke or Whedon, but just life.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:56 AM (bss/y)

357
I want a Browncoat reboot as much, if not more than the next guy, but be honest. It's been 26 years. If it was going to happen, it would have.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM

I'd almost bet cash money that the re-boot will feature a CGI / AI Shepard Book and disney will promote this as a feature, not a bug

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 06, 2026 10:56 AM (tljrc)

358 I thought they just had a vote yesterday about Iran and the commiecrats lost it. Is this just commies, keep counting or keep revoting until we get the answer we want? Or was the vote they lost in the House and now the Senate commies are trying?

Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 10:57 AM (vlkz/)

359 "...we noticed the empty bottles and faint odor of weed. We got passed by a couple of NH state police cars escorting the governor, Meldrim Thompson. The dude driving thought it would be a good idea to catch up to them and flip off the governor. It was not a good idea.

Never got pulled over by a governor before."
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (viF8m)

So you really are a pothead!

LOL!!!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Or Was That Ganga? at March 06, 2026 10:57 AM (RfVfI)

360 WOW... A Rockford Files reboot would be so fucking risky! I'd put the odds of success at like 5%.
Posted by: Denny Crane

He got James Garner's daughter's blessing. She thinks he'll do it justice. Tom Selleck is going to guest appear.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:57 AM (oKJ0C)

361 Y'know who else's hands shook?
Posted by: Commissar of G&P

**********

Michael J. Fox?
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:55 AM (qgHp7)

Yeah, but he makes a mean martini.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2026 10:57 AM (PSEDc)

362 348 And David Boreanaz - Rockford Files, it says "in development".

I want a Browncoat reboot as much, if not more than the next guy, but be honest. It's been 26 years. If it was going to happen, it would have.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (oKJ0C)

WOW... A Rockford Files reboot would be so fucking risky! I'd put the odds of success at like 5%.
Posted by: Denny Crane - Or Was That Grommet? at March 06, 2026 10:54 AM (

Starring Idris elba!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 10:57 AM (i0Hi3)

363 >>So you really are a pothead!

I was an innocent bystander. The state cops let me and my friend go, just told us to stop hitchhiking on 93 which we did. Until they left.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 10:58 AM (viF8m)

364 We need it to come back just so the Horde starts making references to Saffron all the time again.
Posted by: XTC

I don't think I'd want a reboot...the same characters with different actors. I'd want a new ship and crew in the same universe. More Star Trek TOS to TNG, less Star Trek TOS to Kurzman films with Chris Pine or whatever.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 10:58 AM (JCZqz)

365
He got James Garner's daughter's blessing. She thinks he'll do it justice. Tom Selleck is going to guest appear.Elba!

He made guest appearances in the original.

I'm thinking that little guy from always sunny as angel.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 10:58 AM (i0Hi3)

366 WOW... A Rockford Files reboot would be so fucking risky! I'd put the odds of success at like 5%.

Posted by: Denny Crane - Or Was That Grommet?

Already seen a lot of articles and publicity, so it definitely seems in the works. I'm not clear about how it would work, a lot of what went on in the original series just doesn't hold up in 2026, in some cases simply because technology outran some of his tactics.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 06, 2026 10:58 AM (OUMaO)

367 325 space food sticks.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 11:00 AM (R11M+)

368 David Boreanaz has about 1/100th the charisma of James Garner. Just saying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:00 AM (bss/y)

369 Is it standard procedure to vote on a no-vote? What the fuck are we paying you for?

I want my tax dollars back!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 11:00 AM (M9gjJ)

370 And as far as the painting- I also like the brown around the windows and whatever the curliques/ arches? are called holding up the front roof.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 11:01 AM (uA11f)

371 WOW... A Rockford Files reboot would be so fucking risky! I'd put the odds of success at like 5%.
Posted by: Denny Crane - Or Was That Grommet?

I thought I'd give new PI series RJ Decker a try. Homes every where you look. NTTAWWT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 11:01 AM (FXNzP)

372 Nood!!!!!

Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2026 11:01 AM (xPq24)

373 Nood. Buck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:01 AM (bss/y)

374
Astaire and Rogers on roller skates; I think this was their best and everything they did was spectacular:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOILZ_D3aRg

Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 11:02 AM (Y8DZL)

375 David Boreanaz has about 1/100th the charisma of James Garner. Just saying.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yeah, I don't think anybody can live up to Garner. He was one of those Hollywood one-of-a-kinds, like Carey Grant or Spencer Tracy.

Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

376 Happy Unification Day!

Posted by: Uncredited Bar Patron at March 06, 2026 11:03 AM (6GoyY)

377 David Boreanaz has about 1/100th the charisma of James Garner. Just saying.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:00 AM (bss/y)

I don't care if they reboot any of those old classic TV shows. Ain't going to watch them under any circumstances. TV is dead to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 11:03 AM (8zz6B)

378 252 Rich people, fancy dog.
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2026 10:28 AM (Lytz7)

The guy on the stoop ain't rich ...

The Rich don't roll up their sleeves like that ... if they ever roll them up at all.

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 11:08 AM (3sXRv)

379 326 my assyrian pals dad was gorge george, but everybody called him camaro.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 11:17 AM (R11M+)

380 I MISSED A PUPPEH PIC?!
Beautiful art, thank u

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 11:17 AM (ZLHME)

381 Vmom I have been wondering how you are. I think we're just not on the same threads. Hope you and yours are good.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 11:19 AM (Et1h0)

382 340 don van vliet has 100% masterworks. even the record label contract satisfying mainstream album "clearspot" warrants praise in its nose thumbing ridiculousness. it's so harble it's great.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 11:24 AM (R11M+)

383 346 seminal. but dead rock star radio killed it as well.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 11:26 AM (R11M+)

384 348 stopped watching after garner got his ass kicked in a traffic fight.

Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 11:27 AM (R11M+)

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