Israel Tricked Me Into Posting a Cat Cafe

The Shambles in York
by David/@disc_light

This cat is giving me feelings I shouldn't feel.

Speaking of cats and feelings: This cat is jelly.

Kitten is rescued, but is then slapped around by his mom for giving him a heart attack.

Made you look.

Did you ever see the dog version of Trainspotting? It's better than the human version.

Not a cat.

Bear cubs are afraid of the water.

Cute dog.

Dog enjoys diving for rocks.

Senior dachshund does her best on the agility track. I rate this dog 14/10.

Dog likes being told "I love you" and is teaching itself to say it back.

Meowndays amirite

Not impressed.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/EbI4Zo2jop
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 2, 2026

The main boss of the house.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/VfxuW9d5pc
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 1, 2026

He got his own bike.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/VfSlaVKLJN
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 1, 2026

Please don’t stop.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/qsTG2AypIr
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 1, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM

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1 Cute stuff!!

Posted by: Molly k. at March 02, 2026 07:22 PM (j/yko)

2 Whoa

Posted by: Accomac at March 02, 2026 07:22 PM (GbONR)

3 howdy

Posted by: doug at March 02, 2026 07:22 PM (Hy+R4)

4 Too much lolly gagging to get the first

Posted by: Accomac at March 02, 2026 07:23 PM (GbONR)

5 Animal videos are relaxing at the end of the day.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 02, 2026 07:23 PM (j/yko)

6 Nyah'chaim!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 07:24 PM (2GVsD)

7 I dont usually like tuna but this changed my mind

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MPEGQ-2598U

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 02, 2026 07:24 PM (REq0p)

8 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2026 07:27 PM (Ia/+0)

9 Come on, that aint the Shambles...

Diagon Alley!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2026 07:28 PM (mP0Kj)

10 Looks like the arcade at New York New York in Las Vegas.

Posted by: Flakey Foont at March 02, 2026 07:29 PM (kvDvI)

11 Keto Cheetos? Brilliant! During Lent!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 02, 2026 07:29 PM (YlWIZ)

12 Cool!

thanks Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 02, 2026 07:30 PM (MIIRH)

13 Keto Cheetos? Brilliant! During Lent!

*****

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 02, 2026 07:30 PM (REq0p)

14 Hmm, that pic up top looks like the promenade of some cruise ships I've been on.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 07:34 PM (snZF9)

15 That is a dramatic stair fall

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

16 Adorable orange kitten with the outstretched legs.

And if I were the white cat, I'd be unimpressed by that toy as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2026 07:35 PM (Nx5jP)

17 I know that place!

Posted by: Theodoric at March 02, 2026 07:35 PM (XeU6L)

18 The doggie getting his tummy vacuumed is cute.

Posted by: Tuna at March 02, 2026 07:36 PM (lJ0H4)

19 Is there nothing Those Crafty Jews can't do?

Posted by: ballistic at March 02, 2026 07:37 PM (5aZAZ)

20 What a dump. Knock that crap down and put up some solar panels.

Posted by: fd at March 02, 2026 07:38 PM (vFG9F)

21 This post is a Zionist conspiracy!

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 07:40 PM (GD0B3)

22 Speaking of catty. Has anyone else seen Matt Walsh descent into Candace madness the last two days?

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at March 02, 2026 07:40 PM (sJdzi)

23 I have been to the Shambles in York. Also the cathedral. Where I explained my maiden name to a docent lady who worked there. She had already discussed that the stained glass windows were removed and hidden from Nazi bombings. She was impressed as a village nearby was similar to my father's name in the Domesday Book. I am that famous.

I introduce her to my husband, who typically woos the ladies. She seemed rather taken aback by his Polish surname. Weird. After that she was no longe r my new friend.

I saw ONE burka that trip to the UK, in York. I was getting postcards from a pharmacy and she walked in. I tried to meet her gaze and melt her with my green lasers but she sadly would not meet my eyes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 07:42 PM (WONhk)

24

I have gaaaaiiiinnnnzzzzz to report.

Lost 14 pounds so far, two full inches off neck diameter and two inches of belly fat gone too!

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 02, 2026 07:42 PM (QVmho)

25 The Star Trek:TNG music video you thought would never be made.

https://youtu.be/a4mwr7QLC7c

Posted by: Halfhand at March 02, 2026 07:43 PM (cXw3b)

26 Bif keep it going

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0)

27 I've never been to York. It's on my bucket list: great history, beautiful cathedral, lots of ancient and interesting buildings. Its got plenty!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 07:45 PM (7hx0x)

28 Congratulations, Bif!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 02, 2026 07:47 PM (MIIRH)

29 Bif gettin' buff!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 07:48 PM (2WIwB)

30 The only way we could get our Golden to duck his nose into water was an ice cube in his bowl on the porch. He'd blow bubbles for that ice cube.

The pool, oh, heck no.

I have a video somewhere of our son trying and failing to teach his Golden pup to swim in our pool. So he'd not be a sissy like our Shelby.

Bailey did not like water, either. He barks through his swimming lesson.

We had lovely but apparently defective Goldens in FL.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 07:48 PM (WONhk)

31 FNC has just figured out that Biden's 10 million unvetted illegals might just include some Iranian fanatics who brought along attack drones. Their jaws dropped a little as the implications of the traitorous Biden policy, combined with the Democrats refusing to fund DHS, are sinking in.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 07:48 PM (7hx0x)

32 My house is a shambles too.

Posted by: Pig Pen at March 02, 2026 07:48 PM (oftw2)

33 https://tinyurl.com/3x8pcynt

43 years after Sam Houston was born...

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 02, 2026 07:48 PM (hJH5n)

34 I wish we still used terms like corporal, sergeant, colonel, etc, instead of E-4 E-6, E-7, etc, so us civilians don't feel like we're deciphering a bingo game. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 07:25 PM (snZF9)

There are but the terms differ between the services so using hierarchy references is easier to standardize.

For example, in the Navy:

E-4 == third class petty officer
E-6 == first class petty officer
E-7 == chief petty officer

The other branches have some silly names for those ranks but who really cares?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 07:49 PM (ExV1e)

35 On the road to Shambala?

How does your light shine
In the halls of Shambala?

Posted by: Three Dog Night at March 02, 2026 07:49 PM (wVcYX)

36 Seeing that dogs ass reminded me of the Hillary. I wonder why?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 07:49 PM (2WIwB)

37 Wow Biff! Wegovy? Or resolute behavior?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 07:49 PM (7hx0x)

38 Is there nothing Those Crafty Jews can't do?

Posted by: ballistic at March 02, 2026 07:37 PM (5aZAZ)

Make people stop talking about them?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 02, 2026 07:49 PM (dK+Kv)

39 He's got his own bike cracks me up

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2026 07:49 PM (Ia/+0)

40 So I have been reading that all the Planes that were shot down were Female pilots and comments of DEI are being throw around about them.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 02, 2026 07:52 PM (TEYez)

41 wish we still used terms like corporal, sergeant, colonel, etc, instead of E-4 E-6, E-7, etc, so us civilians don't feel like we're deciphering a bingo game. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 07:25 PM (snZF9)

There are but the terms differ between the services so using hierarchy references is easier to standardize.

For example, in the Navy:

E-4 == third class petty officer
E-6 == first class petty officer
E-7 == chief petty officer

The other branches have some silly names for those ranks but who really cares?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 07:49 PM
Ask the Chief.

Posted by: Eromero at March 02, 2026 07:52 PM (sH4Bk)

42 FNC has just figured out that Biden's 10 million unvetted illegals might just include some Iranian fanatics who brought along attack drones. Their jaws dropped a little as the implications of the traitorous Biden policy, combined with the Democrats refusing to fund DHS, are sinking in.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 07:48 PM (7hx0x)

And with China in a bind over oil, think nothing of the thousands on single, military aged men who walked across the border.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 07:52 PM (2WIwB)

43 38 Is there nothing Those Crafty Jews can't do?
Posted by: ballistic at March 02, 2026 07:37 PM (5aZAZ)
Make people stop talking about them?
_-_
On average bein' the smartest people in the room, bound to get ya talked about.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 02, 2026 07:55 PM (vd6bO)

44
Wow Biff! Wegovy? Or resolute behavior?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

I went on Smash's liquid diet with her the week prior to her surgery, then migrated to liquid protien (chicken & beef broth with protein poweder) the first week after surgery for moral support. Now I'm eating ~80 grams of protein per day, with as little fat, carbs, and sugars as possible. 30 minutes before meal time, I drink 16 ounces of water, then I eat slowly with nothing to drink. 30 minutes after the meal, i drink another 16 ounces of water. I don't feel at all hungry, even with a total calorie average around 1600 per day.

Incorporated walkies, up to ~4k steps. My damned hips ache, I've been such a fat lazy shite for too long.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 02, 2026 07:57 PM (QVmho)

45 So I have been reading that all the Planes that were shot down were Female pilots and comments of DEI are being throw around about them.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 02, 2026 07:52 PM (TEYez)

Sounds like you're getting your news from retards.

They were friendly fire incidents from allied air defense who attacked our aircraft because they couldn't properly ID friend or foe because the radar was presumably saturated with drone attacks and they were probably a bit incompetent. IE the exact thing that happened with the Gettysburg (which tried to shoot down 3 US aircraft and nearly accidentally killed their own helicopter as well).

Posted by: Sjg at March 02, 2026 07:59 PM (aqZN1)

46 There are folks like Tucker C and Candy O who offer nothing worthwhile IMO.

Then there's folks like Mark Dice and Ann Barnhardt, who often have very good things to say, but do have their blind spots that make half their stuff cringeworthy to repulsive. Haven't given up on them because of the gems amongst the excrement.

And then there's Mark Evanier, whose long career in movies, TV, and comics writing has given him a wealth of great stories and insights into those and related industries and characters, but who also is deeply infested with leftyism and TDS. newsfromme.com Evanier has enough good stuff, and his political rants are usually clearly enough marked that I can skip them, that I go to his site every day.

Without Evanier, I might never have seen this (for fans of classic WB cartoons):
https://youtu.be/RNI5q2UgL0g

Posted by: mindful webworker - hello my honey at March 02, 2026 08:00 PM (6RP3T)

47 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 02, 2026 07:52 PM (TEYez)

I don't think that they were all women pilots .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2026 08:00 PM (Nx5jP)

48 The Shambles in York

Makes me think of Diagon Alley.

Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2026 08:02 PM (MKu/Q)

49 And with China in a bind over oil, think nothing of the thousands on single, military aged men who walked across the border.
Posted by: Diogenes

I'm waiting for that shoe to drop.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 02, 2026 08:03 PM (mkk/2)

50 The Star Trek:TNG music video you thought would never be made.

https://youtu.be/a4mwr7QLC7c
Posted by: Halfhand at March 02, 2026 07:43 PM (cXw3b)
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That's one of the most depressing videos I've ever seen.

Still, pretty awesome what AI can do these days...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 08:03 PM (ESVrU)

51 Don't have to get up early but was falling asleep on drive home today.
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2026 08:06 PM (Ia/+0)

52 The Chinamen that crossed over are probably techies. They won't be the one's with knives to our backs they'll be shutting down our grid or some other coordinated tech stunts.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 08:06 PM (/LXUT)

53 IE the exact thing that happened with the Gettysburg
_-_
Lazily reading along, I was, and read that, "the exact thing that happened at Gettysburg" and thought, wait, what?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 02, 2026 08:06 PM (vd6bO)

54 Happy Monday!

Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 08:07 PM (hftzA)

55 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 02, 2026 07:52 PM (TEYez)

I don't think that they were all women pilots .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2026 08:00 PM (Nx5jP)

Correct, and the pilots are not at fault anyway. So, quelle surprise, the lady pilot=bad is complete BS.

Posted by: Sjg at March 02, 2026 08:07 PM (aqZN1)

56
I don't think that they were all women pilots .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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You can tell the planes flown by women pilots.
They have a feather painted on their vertical stabilizer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 08:09 PM (/LXUT)

57 I don't think that they were all women pilots .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2026 08:00 PM (Nx5jP)

At least one of the people, either pilot or weapons officer, had a pretty impressive 'stache for a woman if they were all chicks.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 08:09 PM (ExV1e)

58
I love that people on the ground near the site of one of the jet crashes rushed to the pilot wanting to know if she was okay and were trying to help.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 02, 2026 08:09 PM (3ek7K)

59 nd with China in a bind over oil, think nothing of the thousands on single, military aged men who walked across the border.
Posted by: Diogenes

I'm waiting for that shoe to drop.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Track their EBTs.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 08:10 PM (/lPRQ)

60 There are folks like Tucker C and Candy O who offer nothing worthwhile IMO.
_-_
They do make me really curious as to just what the hell is going on with them...don't quite get it.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 02, 2026 08:10 PM (vd6bO)

61 Lazily reading along, I was, and read that, "the exact thing that happened at Gettysburg" and thought, wait, what?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 02, 2026 08:06 PM (vd6bO)

Probably quite a few friendly fire incidents at Gettysburg too...

But yeah, the report on the USS Gettysburg is wild reading.

Posted by: Sjg at March 02, 2026 08:10 PM (aqZN1)

62 So I have been reading that all the Planes that were shot down were Female pilots and comments of DEI are being throw around about them.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

Please to be explaining how the pilots all being men would have kept Kuwait from shooting them down.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 02, 2026 08:11 PM (a+4eV)

63 That's one of the most depressing videos I've ever seen.

This Harry Potter one that focuses on Alan Rickman's character is pretty good too, but equally dark.

https://youtu.be/SlsEDkavoso

Posted by: Halfhand at March 02, 2026 08:11 PM (cXw3b)

64 I figured they would have a pink scarf painted on the fuselage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 08:13 PM (zZu0s)

65 This Harry Potter one that focuses on Alan Rickman's character is pretty good too, but equally dark.

https://youtu.be/SlsEDkavoso
Posted by: Halfhand at March 02, 2026 08:11 PM (cXw3b)
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You've sent me down the rabbit hole...I'll probably watch a bunch of those this evening. They're pretty cool.

The Lord of the Rings Disco is kind of hilarious.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 08:14 PM (ESVrU)

66 The Star Trek:TNG music video you thought would never be made.

https://youtu.be/a4mwr7QLC7c

Posted by: Halfhand at March 02, 2026 07:43 PM (cXw3b)

Awesome on so many levels.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 08:14 PM (snZF9)

67 Cocker Tarlson found religion the way Biden found a stutter.

Posted by: Heroq at March 02, 2026 08:15 PM (Jay38)

68 Candice? Feels like a grifter. She has her own inherent prejudices too, but it is like she is playing into what she (as a liberal) thinks a alt right comme tutor would be.

Tucker, I still dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 08:15 PM (zZu0s)

69 @DenverChannel
#BREAKING: Denver City Council has unanimously approved a new law that will ban federal immigration and other law enforcement officers from wearing masks in Denver, though how it will be enforced remains a question council members have been reluctant to address.

Posted by: Don Black at March 02, 2026 08:16 PM (ZxPkt)

70 Pretty sure my daughter would have glitter on the side of her plane...if she could afford one...not a full-fledged pilot yet, but she's doing well.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 02, 2026 08:16 PM (vd6bO)

71 You can tell the planes flown by women pilots.
They have a feather painted on their vertical stabilizer.
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And the over-sized fake eyelashes attached over the forward lights is a giveaway as well.

Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 08:16 PM (TN0g+)

72 @DenverChannel
#BREAKING: Denver City Council has unanimously approved a new law that will ban federal immigration and other law enforcement officers from wearing masks in Denver, though how it will be enforced remains a question council members have been reluctant to address.
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The Supremes already shot this down when California tried it--the Supremacy clause is still a thing.

Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 08:17 PM (TN0g+)

73 For example, in the Navy:

E-4 == third class petty officer
E-6 == first class petty officer
E-7 == chief petty officer

The other branches have some silly names for those ranks but who really cares?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 07:49 PM (ExV1e)

Everybody knows the CPOs run the Navy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 08:18 PM (I40wl)

74 Denver thinks it is an independent city-state.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 02, 2026 08:19 PM (vd6bO)

75 I don’t think Cucker is doing it for money. He has plenty.

His brother is a loon as well. Which leads be to believe it’s how they were raised and it’s in the family blood so to speak. .

Posted by: Heroq at March 02, 2026 08:19 PM (Jay38)

76 it’s how they were raised and it’s in the family blood so to speak
_-_
That happens.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 02, 2026 08:20 PM (vd6bO)

77 Canada is now euthanizing 2X more people per year than dogs.

16,425 people vs 7,644 dogs

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2026 08:20 PM (GITLP)

78 >>The Supremes already shot this down when California tried it--the Supremacy clause is still a thing.

Democrats like failure theater too.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2026 08:21 PM (viF8m)

79 77 Canada is now euthanizing 2X more people per year than dogs.

16,425 people vs 7,644 dogs
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2026 08:20 PM (GITLP)

And they really should lay off the dogs, IMO.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 08:21 PM (I40wl)

80
Kurt Schlichter
@KurtSchlichter
I reject any allegedly right-coded ideology that requires that we allow seventh century Third World savages to murder our people and not pay for it.

There is no expiration date for righteous retribution.

If you believe that seventh century Third World savages can murder our people and not pay for it, then we are not the same.

(The above was aimed at Massie)

Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 08:22 PM (TN0g+)

81 77 Canada is now euthanizing 2X more people per year than dogs.

16,425 people vs 7,644 dogs
_-_
Gonna get me a rescue Canadian, eh?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 02, 2026 08:22 PM (vd6bO)

82 Denver thinks it is an independent city-state.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 02, 2026 08:19 PM (vd6bO)

Neo-confederates.

Posted by: Sjg at March 02, 2026 08:22 PM (aqZN1)

83 Let's not rag on our own pilots

Posted by: Don Black at March 02, 2026 08:22 PM (ZxPkt)

84 Canada is now euthanizing 2X more people per year than dogs.

16,425 people vs 7,644 dogs
_-_
Gonna get me a rescue Canadian, eh?
------

20 years ago somebody told me the Toronto strip clubs were chock-full of "talent". I've never been to Toronto and I no longer frequent strip clubs, so I can't vouch for the assertion.

Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 08:23 PM (TN0g+)

85 I never go near Denver unless it's to a specific clinic for medical treatment I can't get anywhere else.

Posted by: Don Black at March 02, 2026 08:25 PM (ZxPkt)

86 >>>Senior dachshund does her best on the agility track.

They had those jump bars set pretty low. Next level down is they just lay them on the ground.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 02, 2026 08:26 PM (syz1S)

87 “A Canadian is nearly three times more likely to die by MAID than an American is to die by a gunshot…”

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2026 08:26 PM (GITLP)

88 77 Canada is now euthanizing 2X more people per year than dogs.

16,425 people vs 7,644 dogs
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2026 08:20 PM (GITLP)

I am not happy with how many dogs they are killing

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 02, 2026 08:26 PM (xcxpd)

89 Sorry for being a jerk, but Twitter links have become somehow worse than instagram if you’re not logged into Twitter. You get two popups demanding you log in. The first blocks the middle of the page, then after you clear that the second one comes up in the lower third, blocking the controls like sound on.

I like this daily thread to relax from the world stupidity, but I might have to have to stop because Twitter is annoying as hell now.

Posted by: demonsheep at March 02, 2026 08:27 PM (DvKPL)

90 >>>Senior dachshund does her best on the agility track.

They had those jump bars set pretty low. Next level down is they just lay them on the ground.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 02, 2026 08:26 PM (syz1S)

used to watch a YT video of some woman in East Europe training a tiny kitten to do agility courses. Totally cute.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 02, 2026 08:28 PM (8avO+)

91 85 I never go near Denver unless it's to a specific clinic for medical treatment I can't get anywhere else.
_-_
There's a song about that:
https://tinyurl.com/3nntn94e

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 02, 2026 08:28 PM (vd6bO)

92 77 Canada is now euthanizing 2X more people per year than dogs.

16,425 people vs 7,644 dogs
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2026 08:20 PM (GITLP)

I am not happy with how many dogs they are killing
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 02, 2026 08:26 PM (xcxpd)
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John Wick would have killed all of Canada...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 08:28 PM (ESVrU)

93 92 77 Canada is now euthanizing 2X more people per year than dogs.

16,425 people vs 7,644 dogs
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2026 08:20 PM (GITLP)

I am not happy with how many dogs they are killing
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 02, 2026 08:26 PM (xcxpd)
---
John Wick would have killed all of Canada...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 08:28 PM (ESVrU)

Firm but fair

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 02, 2026 08:29 PM (xcxpd)

94 Many of these people who for some reason are called "conservatives" are Marxists, spewing Marxist, leftist views! wtf are people talking about !

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 08:29 PM (GD0B3)

95 Link at Insty, video of Hillary storming out of the House Oversight Committee over a picture of her testifying. The look on her face as her attorney brings up the rule being broken makes it obvious it was a set up to get her out of testifying.

Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2026 08:30 PM (Q+gd/)

96 Interesting note (on Texas Independence Day): Iran is 2.4 times the square mileage of Texas. It's the 17th largest country by land area in the world.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 08:34 PM (cKHXq)

97
Senior dachshund does her best on the agility track.
=====
They had those jump bars set pretty low. Next level down is they just lay them on the ground.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
=====
used to watch a YT video of some woman in East Europe training a tiny kitten to do agility courses. Totally cute.
Posted by: Oldcat

Have you seen the ewetoob videomof that ruuskie's pet Puma Mesi competing at a dogo obedience event. Fooking hilarious. Intimidation level is 100, Mesi nailed it solid too.

I'll see if I can find the vid.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 02, 2026 08:34 PM (QVmho)

98 95 Link at Insty, video of Hillary storming out of the House Oversight Committee over a picture of her testifying. The look on her face as her attorney brings up the rule being broken makes it obvious it was a set up to get her out of testifying.
Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2026 08:30 PM (Q+gd/)

Well, she couldn't figure out how to murder everyone else in the room, so she flounced out. Well, she sort of rolled out. Or maybe oozed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 08:36 PM (I40wl)

99
Close, but not the one I remember.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6aa5ss

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 02, 2026 08:36 PM (QVmho)

100 Interesting note (on Texas Independence Day): Iran is 2.4 times the square mileage of Texas. It's the 17th largest country by land area in the world.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 08:34 PM (cKHXq)

And, yet, despite its size, Iran has a shocking lack of BBQ restaurants. And Texas BBQ is beef so they can't even whine about pigs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 08:36 PM (ExV1e)

101 Interesting note (on Texas Independence Day): Iran is 2.4 times the square mileage of Texas. It's the 17th largest country by land area in the world.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 08:34 PM (cKHXq)

By the time we get done with it it might be a fraction of the size of Texas.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 08:36 PM (snZF9)

102 Beautiful Persian Alert! Jesse Whats His Name on Fox News just had the LA Persian babes, and will probably have more. Just wait a second: Jane Fonda is cosplaying an American.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 08:36 PM (cKHXq)

103 I am not happy with how many dogs they are killing
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 02, 2026 08:26 PM (xcxpd)
---
John Wick would have killed all of Canada...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 08:28 PM (ESVrU)

I can’t deny that I was feeling worse for the dog that got stabbed to death in VA than the woman. I didn’t intend that when I first read the story. Of course I feel bad for the woman and her family but it was the dog being stabbed that stuck with me. Weird.

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 08:36 PM (4hjRS)

104 89 Sorry for being a jerk, but Twitter links have become somehow worse than instagram if you’re not logged into Twitter. You get two popups demanding you log in. The first blocks the middle of the page, then after you clear that the second one comes up in the lower third, blocking the controls like sound on.

Posted by: demonsheep at March 02, 2026 08:27 PM (DvKPL)

Use a redirector plugin for your browser. I've got mine setup to automatically redirect all twitter links to Nitter.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 02, 2026 08:37 PM (syz1S)

105 96 Interesting note (on Texas Independence Day): Iran is 2.4 times the square mileage of Texas. It's the 17th largest country by land area in the world.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 08:34 PM (cKHXq)

Still not bigger than AK. Just sayin'. And we have nicer geography, hands down.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 08:37 PM (I40wl)

106 Another point of comparison between Texas and Iran is that, in Texas, you can shoot pigs from Jeeps or even helicopters!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 08:38 PM (cKHXq)

107 Smart military blog:

If you get shot down (and survive to return to base) do you get moved to the back of the line of guys getting missions, or do you keep your spot in the rotation?

Posted by: Don Black at March 02, 2026 08:38 PM (ZxPkt)

108 69 @DenverChannel
#BREAKING: Denver City Council has unanimously approved a new law that will ban federal immigration and other law enforcement officers from wearing masks in Denver, though how it will be enforced remains a question council members have been reluctant to address.
Posted by: Don Black at March 02, 2026 08:16 PM (ZxPkt)

Their next question should be why was CBP pulled from Denver International.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 02, 2026 08:38 PM (hJH5n)

109
Here's another one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLNupazlMG8

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 02, 2026 08:38 PM (QVmho)

110 I can’t deny that I was feeling worse for the dog that got stabbed to death in VA than the woman. I didn’t intend that when I first read the story. Of course I feel bad for the woman and her family but it was the dog being stabbed that stuck with me. Weird.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 08:36 PM (4hjRS)

Dogs are innocent.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 08:38 PM (I40wl)

111 Still not bigger than AK. Just sayin'. And we have nicer geography, hands down.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 08:37 PM (I40wl)
=================
Plus, you have more bears! Ace loves bears.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 08:39 PM (cKHXq)

112 107 Smart military blog:

If you get shot down (and survive to return to base) do you get moved to the back of the line of guys getting missions, or do you keep your spot in the rotation?
Posted by: Don Black at March 02, 2026 08:38 PM (ZxPkt)

I suspect you get your ass chewed six ways from Sunday, then you produce the after-action report, and then it's back to work.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 08:40 PM (I40wl)

113 Ok, are they going to arrest feds? Are they going to fire on them if they refuse to comply?

Colorado, wtf?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 08:40 PM (zZu0s)

114 Still not bigger than AK. Just sayin'. And we have nicer geography, hands down.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 08:37 PM (I40wl)

TX has sunlight. In normal amounts. And arable land.

: )

And more road mileage than Russia.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 02, 2026 08:40 PM (hJH5n)

115 I'd say it would have been different during WWII than today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 08:41 PM (zZu0s)

116 Plus, you have more bears! Ace loves bears.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 08:39 PM (cKHXq)

We do have bears. Most of them around here are asleep currently, but when the rivers open up and the fish show up....

Saturday we drove into Anchorage, and saw no less than 9 moose on the way there. Couple of mamas with yearlings, a couple of big bulls, and then just random moose. Must have been their day to show up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 08:41 PM (I40wl)

117 Still not bigger than AK. Just sayin'. And we have nicer geography, hands down.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 08:37 PM (I40wl)
=================
Yelling "First!" in the state size comparison is a new way to win AoSHQ Loyalty Points.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 08:42 PM (cKHXq)

118 Smart military blog:

If you get shot down (and survive to return to base) do you get moved to the back of the line of guys getting missions, or do you keep your spot in the rotation?
Posted by: Don Black

Personnel are assigned to the aircraft on a more or less permanent basis. So they get put on KP until a new aircraft comes in.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 08:42 PM (/lPRQ)

119 Saturday we drove into Anchorage, and saw no less than 9 moose on the way there. Couple of mamas with yearlings, a couple of big bulls, and then just random moose. Must have been their day to show up.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 08:41 PM (I40wl)

The moose out front didn't mention it?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 08:42 PM (ExV1e)

120 Everybody knows the CPOs run the Navy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 08:18 PM (I40wl)

The SNCOs run the AF.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 02, 2026 08:42 PM (hJH5n)

121 TX has sunlight. In normal amounts. And arable land.

: )

And more road mileage than Russia.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 02, 2026 08:40 PM (hJH5n)

We have plenty of sunlight, when we need it. I have arable land out my back door. The Matanuska Valley produces hundred pound cabbages, and more potatoes than anyone could possibly need. Plenty of milking goats. We even have cows. And tiny sheep, for some reason. Lots of barley farms around Delta.

We do not have roads. Mostly, we don't need them. Keeps out the riffraff. : )

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 08:44 PM (I40wl)

122 One of my favorite moose youtubes is the one of some guy in Anchorage taking his garbage cans out to the curb in front of his house, and a moose chases him into his utility shed, and then proceeds to start head butting the shed. Pure Moose Angst.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 08:44 PM (cKHXq)

123 The moose out front didn't mention it?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 08:42 PM (ExV1e)

It was his day to show up too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 08:44 PM (zZu0s)

124 A day late but raising a glass tonight to Andrew Breitbart. The world lost him 14 years ago, February 29, 2012.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 02, 2026 08:44 PM (P5BPp)

125 Friendly fire incident pilots get some kind of break right?

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 08:44 PM (4hjRS)

126 Yelling "First!" in the state size comparison is a new way to win AoSHQ Loyalty Points.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 08:42 PM (cKHXq)

I seem to have lost my Loyalty Points cache. Huh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 08:45 PM (I40wl)

127 How you know the bombs are close

https://tinyurl.com/52wnerw3

Posted by: Don Black at March 02, 2026 08:45 PM (ZxPkt)

128 And with China in a bind over oil, think nothing of the thousands on single, military aged men who walked across the border.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 07:52 PM (2WIwB)

I don’t care who or what you are, you wanna cross the border, you cross at a PoE and face the music from CBP. “Military aged men” included. The end.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 02, 2026 08:45 PM (hJH5n)

129 124 A day late but raising a glass tonight to Andrew Breitbart. The world lost him 14 years ago, February 29, 2012.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 02, 2026 08:44 PM (P5BPp)

Not March 1?

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 02, 2026 08:45 PM (hJH5n)

130 We do not have roads. Mostly, we don't need them. Keeps out the riffraff. : )
_-_
That's what we used to think...good luck.
Love,
Colorado

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 02, 2026 08:45 PM (vd6bO)

131 I think Alaska does not have to worry about California's. Bit too rugged.

Of course, they have Murk. Wtf, Alaska?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 08:47 PM (zZu0s)

132 hundred pound cabbages? that's a lot of sauerkraut!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 02, 2026 08:47 PM (MIIRH)

133 A day late but raising a glass tonight to Andrew Breitbart. The world lost him 14 years ago, February 29, 2012.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 02, 2026 08:44 PM (P5BPp)
===============
Thank you for that.
*raises glass*

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 08:48 PM (cKHXq)

134 A day late but raising a glass tonight to Andrew Breitbart. The world lost him 14 years ago, February 29, 2012.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 02, 2026 08:44 PM

Not March 1?

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 02, 2026 08:45 PM

Collapsed and brought to hospital night of February 29, but you're right, was pronounced dead just after midnight. So March 1st.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 02, 2026 08:48 PM (P5BPp)

135 1 I think Alaska does not have to worry about California's. Bit too rugged.

Of course, they have Murk. Wtf, Alaska?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 08:47 PM (zZu0s)

Alaska is where California serial killers move to.

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 08:48 PM (4hjRS)

136 https://tinyurl.com/52wnerw3

Dang!

Posted by: Adriane the Duck and Cover Critic . . . at March 02, 2026 08:49 PM (3ZUWJ)

137 65 This Harry Potter one that focuses on Alan Rickman's character is pretty good too, but equally dark.

https://youtu.be/SlsEDkavoso
Posted by: Halfhand at March 02, 2026 08:11 PM (cXw3b)
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You've sent me down the rabbit hole...I'll probably watch a bunch of those this evening. They're pretty cool.

The Lord of the Rings Disco is kind of hilarious.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March

Holy crap! That’s awesome!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 08:50 PM (A5RD0)

138 Friendly fire incident pilots get some kind of break right?
Posted by: Opinion fact

Free replacement undies?

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 08:51 PM (VHUov)

139
Gonna get me a rescue Canadian, eh?
Posted by: Don in SoCo

Videos on The Dodo for the Cafe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2026 08:51 PM (Cqx++)

140 Just finished reviewing the afternoon posts. Happy Monday.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 02, 2026 08:52 PM (w3u3d)

141 Friendly fire incident pilots get some kind of break right?

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 08:44 PM (4hjRS)

I'm still trying to figure out why those frigging retards targeted our jets.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 08:53 PM (snZF9)

142 This guy David Bellavia speaks for me.

Sorry, I turned on Fox news.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 08:53 PM (cKHXq)

143 58
I love that people on the ground near the site of one of the jet crashes rushed to the pilot wanting to know if she was okay and were trying to help.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 02, 2026 08:09 PM (3ek7K)

This is terrific!

I wonder how they would have treated a shot-down Iranian pilot? Especially after he ran out of rounds in his sidearm. Some things are best left unknown.

Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 08:55 PM (5rh/l)

144 Why (on the repeating video on Fox) is there a fireman in Iran with TEHRAN FIRE DEPT, in English, on the back of his coat?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 08:57 PM (2WIwB)

145 Holy crap! That’s awesome!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 08:50 PM (A5RD0)
--
This one is also pretty damn cool, featuring Seven of Nine as Snake Plissken in a Communist NYC...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FtfulqAtU4

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 08:57 PM (ESVrU)

146 I'm still trying to figure out why those frigging retards targeted our jets.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 08:53 PM (snZF9)

As I understand it, there are several possibilities - most of which are not nefarious. An investigation is underway to determine the cause.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 08:59 PM (ExV1e)

147 Friendly fire incident pilots get some kind of break right?

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 08:44 PM (4hjRS)

I'm still trying to figure out why those frigging retards targeted our jets.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 08:53 PM (snZF9)

***
Someone didn't have the right IFF codes...

Or

Some Kuwaiti decided he was pro-Iran.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 08:59 PM (2WIwB)

148 Why (on the repeating video on Fox) is there a fireman in Iran with TEHRAN FIRE DEPT, in English, on the back of his coat?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 08:57 PM (2WIwB)

So people will know who to give books other than the Koran to.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:00 PM (ExV1e)

149 So, like when there's a tornado, if there is bombing in the neighborhood leave the windows open for the shock wave.

Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2026 09:01 PM (Q+gd/)

150 Why (on the repeating video on Fox) is there a fireman in Iran with TEHRAN FIRE DEPT, in English, on the back of his coat?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 08:57 PM (2WIwB)

Well, he used to work at the BABY MILK FACTORY in Iraq.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 09:03 PM (snZF9)

151 These are pretty good.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 02, 2026 09:03 PM (w3u3d)

152 Saturday we drove into Anchorage, and saw no less than 9 moose on the way there. Couple of mamas with yearlings, a couple of big bulls, and then just random moose. Must have been their day to show up.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 08:41 PM (I40wl)

Yum!
Moose is good!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 09:03 PM (2WIwB)

153 Friendly fire incident pilots get some kind of break right?
Posted by: Opinion fact

Kuwaiti head of Air Defense calls the Emir of Kuwait (Sheikh Mishal Al-Ahmad Al-Jaber Al-Sabah),

The Emir - "YOU DID WHAT!!???" Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!

GET ON AMAZON RIGHT F**KING NOW AND ORDER THREE F-15 STRIKE EAGLES!!!

Dumbass! Jebus - I have a few phone calls to make. FML!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2026 09:04 PM (cYBz/)

154 GET ON AMAZON RIGHT F**KING NOW AND ORDER THREE F-15 STRIKE EAGLES!!!

Dumbass! Jebus - I have a few phone calls to make. FML!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2026 09:04 PM (cYBz/)

Can we even make them anymore?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 09:06 PM (snZF9)

155 Someone didn't have the right IFF codes...
Or
Some Kuwaiti decided he was pro-Iran.
Posted by: Diogenes

Or, Sjg's comment at #45..... if your air defense radar system can handle "N" aircraft, and there are "2N" aircraft in the air, then aircraft N+1 to 2N might have a bad day no matter whose side they're on.

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 09:06 PM (VHUov)

156 Moose is good!
_-_
...and there's a lot of moose in a...moose.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 02, 2026 09:06 PM (vd6bO)

157 Can we even make them anymore?
Posted by: Berserker

And do Emirs take Jesus's name in vain when they cuss?

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 09:06 PM (VHUov)

158
Moose is one of the best meat I've eaten.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 02, 2026 09:07 PM (3ek7K)

159 69 @DenverChannel
#BREAKING: Denver City Council has unanimously approved a new law that will ban federal immigration and other law enforcement officers from wearing masks in Denver, though how it will be enforced remains a question council members have been reluctant to address.
Posted by: Don Black at March 02, 2026 08:16 PM (ZxPkt)

I remember not being allowed in a store in Denver unless I wore a mask. The nice policeman at the entrance said my doctor's note didn't excuse me from wearing one.

Posted by: Emmie at March 02, 2026 09:07 PM (FMtrg)

160 ...and what with the cost of pilots and all...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 02, 2026 09:07 PM (vd6bO)

161 ...and there's a lot of moose in a...moose.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 02, 2026 09:06 PM (vd6bO)

Heh. That's what she said. -- Paolo Moose

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:08 PM (ExV1e)

162
Don't order the jets from TEMU!

Posted by: fourseasons at March 02, 2026 09:08 PM (3ek7K)

163 85 I never go near Denver unless it's to a specific clinic for medical treatment I can't get anywhere else.
Posted by: Don Black

You never go see the Avs in person? My daughter went to a game 3 weeks ago and is going again this week.

Posted by: Off Sides at March 02, 2026 09:08 PM (oftw2)

164 Moose is one of the best meat I've eaten.

Posted by: fourseasons

Posted by: That's what she said at March 02, 2026 09:09 PM (KAi1n)

165 And do Emirs take Jesus's name in vain when they cuss?
Posted by: mikeski

يخرب بيتك (yikhrib baytak)
≈ “May your house be destroyed”
It's what they say is something goes horribly wrong.

or

الله يلعن أبوك (Allāh yil‘an abūk)
≈ “God curse your father”
Very strong, very personal — comes out when someone is truly furious or horrified.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2026 09:10 PM (cYBz/)

166 127 How you know the bombs are close
https://tinyurl.com/52wnerw3
Posted by: Don Black at March 02, 2026 08:45 PM (ZxPkt)

There needs to be a jello mold on the table to get the full effect

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 02, 2026 09:10 PM (0bjKf)

167 Y’all should know Nurse is amazing.

That is all.

Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 09:10 PM (hftzA)

168 Well we know our air defense system/missiles work pretty well as opposed to China/Russia systems.

( I’m assuming that’s what Kuwait was using)

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 09:13 PM (4hjRS)

169 Y’all should know Nurse is amazing.

That is all.
Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 09:10 PM

Concur!!!
X1000

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 09:15 PM (2WIwB)

170 ‘Evenin’, ‘All.

Posted by: Bulg at March 02, 2026 09:15 PM (77rzZ)

171 Hey, Piper.

Posted by: Bulg at March 02, 2026 09:17 PM (77rzZ)

172 Item 1: Data-Tin Man has been downloaded and part of the archives

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 02, 2026 09:17 PM (jrgJz)

173 Someone didn't have the right IFF codes...
Or
Some Kuwaiti decided he was pro-Iran.
Posted by: Diogenes

Or, Sjg's comment at #45..... if your air defense radar system can handle "N" aircraft, and there are "2N" aircraft in the air, then aircraft N+1 to 2N might have a bad day no matter whose side they're on.
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 09:06 PM (VHUov)

***

Had not considered that given ingress/egress routes were (should of) been published;
And/or...an F-15 flight profile doesn't fit drones. But I can see how swarming a radar is possible.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2WIwB)

174 Moose is one of the best meat I've eaten.

--------

But did it do anything for your career?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 02, 2026 09:22 PM (JkO4W)

175 Thanks Ace❣

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 09:22 PM (oNzQB)

176 Someone didn't have the right IFF codes...
Or
Some Kuwaiti decided he was pro-Iran.
Posted by: Diogenes

Or some battery commander saw three fast aircraft coming in from the direction of Iran, and figured they were iranian planes spoofing the IFF codes, and decided he could be a big hero.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 09:23 PM (8zz6B)

177 I shot a moose once. Once. Never again. They are huge. 1st you gotta field dress it. He's got about 700 pounds of guts to spill out on the ground. Then you gotta chop stuff off. Out in the woods. Where bears live. That kill and eat moose without guns

Did I mention that moose are huge and it took about 12 hours to field dress and get that sucker back to camp?

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 02, 2026 09:27 PM (jrgJz)

178 I wants two thanx Presdent Obana for telling that idiots Trump house two fights that war ting in Irun.

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 02, 2026 09:27 PM (4MFaN)

179 Lord of the Rings Soundtrack was ROTF funny. Excellent!

Thanks, "Perfessor" Squirrel

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

180 Had not considered that given ingress/egress routes were (should of) been published;
And/or...an F-15 flight profile doesn't fit drones. But I can see how swarming a radar is possible.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2WIwB)

Read the USS Gettysburg report. They saw 3 signatures heading to the carrier, thought no friendlies were still flying and shot at them thinking they were drones attacking the carrier. They didn't even bother to make sure their own helicopter wasn't in front of their own missiles they were in such a panic.

The military bases in Kuwait were under drone attacks and people already died so air defense is going to be on edge. Three F-15E's trying to land probably looks a lot like the drone profile.

If our own Navy is making that same mistake, not hard to believe a Kuwaiti SAM or super hornet can make the exact same error.

Posted by: Sjg at March 02, 2026 09:28 PM (aqZN1)

181 162
Don't order the jets from TEMU!

Posted by: fourseasons at March 02, 2026 09:08 PM (3ek7K)

Is Temu a safe site to order products from or is it a scam to get your Credit Card Info ???

Posted by: Jackson at March 02, 2026 09:29 PM (rvNIn)

182 F**k Tolkien and all his writings.

Posted by: Bulg at March 02, 2026 09:31 PM (77rzZ)

183 F-15s Shot down.... Could be the Fog of war.......

I am sure the radar screen was a Charlie Fox and a young seaman could be under heavy stress and made a human error ??

Posted by: Jackson at March 02, 2026 09:33 PM (rvNIn)

184
Thank you President Trump.

We don't have to hear about the Guthrie woman now.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 02, 2026 09:33 PM (3ek7K)

185 I would not be surprised to see that much of the air defense systems were automated under fire, shooting at anything that moved.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2026 09:33 PM (etYFQ)

186 F**k Tolkien and all his writings.
Posted by: Bulg at March 02, 2026 09:31 PM (77rzZ)

Show us on the doll where the Orc touched you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:34 PM (ExV1e)

187 But did it do anything for your career?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 02, 2026 09:22 PM (JkO4W)

You could always take a shot at it, Kammie, but I don't know if a moose would willingly associate with a woman of your elk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 09:35 PM (8zz6B)

188 Our top story is Nancy Guthrie has not been found yet and we will cover every speck of a story to we find her...

In other news Trump has started WW III.....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 02, 2026 09:35 PM (rvNIn)

189 Are they still on about Nancy Guthrie?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:36 PM (zZu0s)

190 We don't have to hear about the Guthrie woman now.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 02, 2026 09:33 PM (3ek7K)

She had taken the unredacted Epstein Files!!!!! to Iran to get the evidence about Trump released by the mullahs and that's why Big Jew forced Trump to bomb the mostly peaceful Iranian religious community. -- official DNC statement (probably)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:36 PM (ExV1e)

191 FUCK Tolkien!

Posted by: Bulg at March 02, 2026 09:36 PM (77rzZ)

192 172 Item 1: Data-Tin Man has been downloaded and part of the archives

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 02, 2026 09:17 PM (jrgJz)

You know Oz never really gave nothing to the tin man

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2026 09:37 PM (etYFQ)

193 One jet shot down by friendly fire is happenstance.
Two jet shot down by friendly fire is coincidence.
Three…

Well, maybe Fleming's saying doesn't apply here.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hey, there, good shootin' sport at March 02, 2026 09:37 PM (6RP3T)

194 185 I would not be surprised to see that much of the air defense systems were automated under fire, shooting at anything that moved.

I believe the ships have a Phalanx System that shoots thousands of hot metal at targets approaching a ship.

System could have been on Auto Mode and a Computer Glitch ???

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 02, 2026 09:37 PM (rvNIn)

195 Alberta Oil Peon

There is a lot of chances to screw up with missile launches. The USS Saratoga took out the bridge of TCG Muavenet, a Turkish DD. Oppsie.
Earlier, a Tomcat from the Sorry Sara
shot down a USAF RF-5 Phanton II.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

196 Looking for a reaction Bulg? Someone to argue with you? Maybe just notice you?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:38 PM (zZu0s)

197 Posted by: Bulg at March 02, 2026 09:36 PM
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Now, now... we get it, that you don't like fantasy books.

Triscuit with ham & swiss?

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 09:38 PM (rdVOm)

198 You know Oz never really gave nothing to the tin man
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2026 09:37 PM (etYFQ)

The tin man to me always seemed like the most stable of the three. Least personality too, but thats probably why he seems better adjusted.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:39 PM (zZu0s)

199 Oh yeah?
Well Eff Dr Seuss!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 09:40 PM (7fEFu)

200 118: Personnel are assigned to the aircraft on a more or less permanent basis. So they get put on KP until a new aircraft comes in.

20 years flying in USN and USAF aircraft, nah, I didn't even often fly in the aircraft that had my name painted on the side. Back to flight status (if it wasn't your fault) as soon as cleared by medical.

And regarding blue on blue, we always were concerned about getting targeted by our own side - it's busy out there in wartime! IFF is key.

Posted by: Patches, mostly lurking at March 02, 2026 09:40 PM (BkZ3B)

201 I shot a moose once. Once. Never again. They are huge. 1st you gotta field dress it. He's got about 700 pounds of guts to spill out on the ground. Then you gotta chop stuff off. Out in the woods. Where bears live. That kill and eat moose without guns

Did I mention that moose are huge and it took about 12 hours to field dress and get that sucker back to camp?
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot
*********
My buddy and I each got a bull moose in artic Alaska many years ago. Even for two twenty something fit guys, it was a tremendous amount of work.

Posted by: Tuco at March 02, 2026 09:41 PM (YbL7K)

202 FUCK Tolkien!
Posted by: Bulg at March 02, 2026 09:36 PM (77rzZ)

If I am required to copulate with someone other than my wife, can I have Sydney Sweeney rather than a dead guy?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:41 PM (ExV1e)

203 Bulg,
Lay off the sauce and seek help.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 09:43 PM (A5RD0)

204 Posted by: Patches, mostly lurking at March 02, 2026 09:40 PM (BkZ3B)

Thanks for the input.

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 09:43 PM (4hjRS)

205 197 vYes, please.

Posted by: Bulg at March 02, 2026 09:43 PM (77rzZ)

206 Urgent Fury has been renamed..........

"Bend Over and Kiss Your Goat F**king Ass Goodbye"

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 02, 2026 09:43 PM (X7dyz)

207 The persian cat tricked Israel into tricking Trump into another salvo of sorties.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 09:43 PM (gVUi7)

208 I believe the ships have a Phalanx System that shoots thousands of hot metal at targets approaching a ship.

System could have been on Auto Mode and a Computer Glitch ???

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 02, 2026 09:37 PM (rvNIn)

They were missile kills.

Posted by: Sjg at March 02, 2026 09:44 PM (aqZN1)

209 Have they dropped any napalm?

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 02, 2026 09:44 PM (jrgJz)

210 If I am required to copulate with someone other than my wife, can I have Sydney Sweeney rather than a dead guy?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:41 PM (ExV1e)

I dunno. You look at Tolkien and you know he'd smell like pipe tobacco and maybe hard candy. Musty tweed. Grandpa smells.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:45 PM (zZu0s)

211 Oh yeah?
Well Eff Dr Seuss!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 09:40 PM (7fEFu)

Who's the guy that wrote Jonathan Livingston Shithawk? Fuck him, in particular.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 09:46 PM (8zz6B)

212 Yes, please.
Posted by: Bulg
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Ok then...

*offers platter, arrayed with Triscuits and various yummy toppings*

Redneck charcuterie, I guess. LOL. Enjoy!

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 09:46 PM (rdVOm)

213 I dunno. You look at Tolkien and you know he'd smell like pipe tobacco and maybe hard candy. Musty tweed. Grandpa smells.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:45 PM (zZu0s)

He's been dead over 50 years. I bet he smells like formaldehyde and decay.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:46 PM (ExV1e)

214 203 You, too, Nurse, with your sea otter fetish:

Posted by: Bulg at March 02, 2026 09:46 PM (77rzZ)

215 Annie Guthrie, Tommaso Cioni Seen for the First Time in Weeks as Family Arrives at Nancy's Home

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 09:47 PM (/LXUT)

216 *buys round for the Horde*

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 09:47 PM (rdVOm)

217 If I am required to copulate with someone other than my wife, can I have Sydney Sweeney rather than a dead guy?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:41 PM (ExV1e)

I dunno. You look at Tolkien and you know he'd smell like pipe tobacco and maybe hard candy. Musty tweed. Grandpa smells.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:45 PM (zZu0s)

That might be the strangest comment I have ever seen on this blog.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2026 09:47 PM (n9ltV)

218 A fine Café, made even finer without a single instance of the mephitic p-word within!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2026 09:48 PM (0sNs1)

219 That might be the strangest comment I have ever seen on this blog.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2026 09:47 PM (n9ltV)

We're an odd group.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:48 PM (ExV1e)

220 He's been dead over 50 years. I bet he smells like formaldehyde and decay.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:46 PM (ExV1e)

Well, one assumes in our hypothetical copulation with historical figures, that they are alive for the purposes of the hypothetical.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

221 Mar 2, 2026 #nancyguthrie #savannahguthrie #nancyguthrieupdates
Savannah Shows Up to Nancy Guthrie House

- What does this mean?

Updates!

bwa ha ha ha

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 09:49 PM (/LXUT)

222 When the dust settles the real story is going to be that Trump has permanently, or as long as permanent last these days, altered the world power structure. Taking down Maduro and the mullahs is huge in the narrow, direct view of what each meant to US security but they were vital cogs in the China/Russia power structure. And now they aren't.

They have both been severely damaged without any obvious replacements. And no amount of whining by Democrats is going to change it. Strategery.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2026 09:49 PM (viF8m)

223 Bulg, you gonna stop instigating, or must I withdraw the yummy snacks?

We're all on the same side, here! Or so I thought...

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 09:49 PM (rdVOm)

224 215 203 You, too, Nurse, with your sea otter fetish:
Posted by: Bulg at March 02, 2026 09:46 PM (77rzZ)

Wow ...

***goes to take dog for a walk***

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 02, 2026 09:49 PM (3sXRv)

225 Epstein files: Epstein to Steve Bannon 2018. If Donald is cornered he will bomb Iran.
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 02, 2026 09:44 PM (8Qmnz)

He might even bomb them when not cornered apparently. Go troll somewhere else.

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 09:49 PM (4hjRS)

226 Well, one assumes in our hypothetical copulation with historical figures, that they are alive for the purposes of the hypothetical.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

Pre-coital resurrection was not specified.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:50 PM (ExV1e)

227 That might be the strangest comment I have ever seen on this blog.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2026 09:47 PM (n9ltV)

I'm saying if you had to fuck a historical male author, you could probably do worse than JRR Tolkien. Infinitely better, I'd say, than George RR Martin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:50 PM (zZu0s)

228 I dunno. You look at Tolkien and you know he'd smell like pipe tobacco and maybe hard candy. Musty tweed. Grandpa smells.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:45 PM (zZu0s)

That might be the strangest comment I have ever seen on this blog.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March

Oddly specific, but true.
Think about it.

Dude. *mind blown*

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 09:50 PM (A5RD0)

229 CNN Breaking News

An incoming missile hit with the 20mm Phalanx, even with depleted uranium shells, is too close. The blown apart debris will hit the ship at high speed. but the warhead should not explode. Still ... KE= 1/2 mv².

I personally watched my shhip's aft Phalanx chop an incoming target (towed by a jet) into two pieces. One half hit the water on the port side, the other half fell into the water on the starboard side.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 09:50 PM (u82oZ)

230 Pre-coital resurrection was not specified.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:50 PM (ExV1

I figured it went without saying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:51 PM (zZu0s)

231 Now that Tolkien has entered the discussion, we must discuss the parallels with Epic Fury.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 09:51 PM (gVUi7)

232 by the way, everyone knows the small tortoiseshell cat always runs the house.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 09:51 PM (rbvCR)

233 Dude. *mind blown*
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 09:50 PM (A5RD0)

And the ONT thinks it gets crazy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:51 PM (ExV1e)

234 Retired General William McCasland Is Missing. Some Draw Parallels to ... to ... yes, you guessed it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 09:51 PM (/LXUT)

235 Appreciate the insight—this is exactly why highlights iCCS by Volkov particularly valuable in this context.
Our team has been testing the platform for a while now,
and the results truly impress.

A standout feature is its scalable architecture,
that effectively integrates across legacy infrastructures.
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Posted by: International Center for Consciousness Studies at March 02, 2026 09:52 PM (4yHUC)

236 Retired General William McCasland Is Missing. Some Draw Parallels to ... to ... yes, you guessed it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 09:51 PM (/LXUT)

Tolkien?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:53 PM (ExV1e)

237 Odd ad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:53 PM (zZu0s)

238 by the way, everyone knows the small tortoiseshell cat always runs the house.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Not always *smol* ones! Old cat was 14lbs in her prime.. and she definitely ruled the house.

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 09:53 PM (rdVOm)

239 Still ... KE= 1/2 mv².
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 09:50 PM

Isn't there a Captain's Standing Order specifying no math on the blog?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2026 09:53 PM (0sNs1)

240 224 I did not instigate anything. That was nurse:

Posted by: Bulg at March 02, 2026 09:54 PM (77rzZ)

241 Still ... KE= 1/2 mv².
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 09:50 PM

Isn't there a Captain's Standing Order specifying no math on the blog?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2026 09:53 PM (0sNs1)

Don't think of it as math, think of it as really confusing poetry.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:54 PM (ExV1e)

242 Just heard from a friend in the region the US Embassy in Riyadh has been hit twice by UAV's, a third is incoming. No word on casualties yet. It just happened. Would you please pray for them - there are good people there, including the embassy preschool in the compound. My kids went there.

Posted by: moki at March 02, 2026 09:54 PM (wLjpr)

243 Infinitely better, I'd say, than George RR Martin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:50 PM (zZu0s)

Well, he's not dead yet is he? Peon asked, hopefully.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 09:54 PM (8zz6B)

244 Seriously
Though

Pipe smoke. Hard candy. My grandpa didn’t wear tweed, but he had old wool hats and shirts he wore, even in summer. I can remember his smell. What a wonderful grandpa he was.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 09:55 PM (A5RD0)

245 I'm loading up a pipe bowl of Old Toby as we speak.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 09:55 PM (gVUi7)

246 Well, he's not dead yet is he? Peon asked, hopefully.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 09:54 PM (8zz6B)

I almost thinks that counts against him. He's an evil, greasy fat bitch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:56 PM (zZu0s)

247 Well, he's not dead yet is he? Peon asked, hopefully.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 09:54 PM (8zz6B)
---
You could do a lot better.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 09:56 PM (ESVrU)

248 Pre-coital resurrection was not specified.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:50 PM

Pre-coital resurrection was my speciality.

Posted by: zombie Bob Dole at March 02, 2026 09:56 PM (0sNs1)

249 He'd smell like BO and that weird hospital smell some people get.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:56 PM (zZu0s)

250 Duncanthrax

I wrote it in the Captain's Night Order Book. Totally legit. ANAVs do that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 09:56 PM (u82oZ)

251 240 Still ... KE= 1/2 mv².
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 09:50 PM

Isn't there a Captain's Standing Order specifying no math on the blog?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2026 09:53 PM (0sNs1)

It's physics. No Standing Order about No Physics that I know of.

Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 09:56 PM (5rh/l)

252 Still ... KE= 1/2 mv².
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 09:50 PM

Isn't there a Captain's Standing Order specifying no math on the blog?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

It's physics ...

Posted by: Adriane the Issac Fig Newton Critic . . . at March 02, 2026 09:56 PM (3ZUWJ)

253 I never read Tolkien but the movies were pretty good.

Good vs Evil with necessary sacrifice, struggle and over coming doubt is always a good message. How can you hate that.

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 09:57 PM (4hjRS)

254 I dunno. You look at Tolkien and you know he'd smell like pipe tobacco and maybe hard candy. Musty tweed. Grandpa smells.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Licorice

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 09:57 PM (/lPRQ)

255 *watches crowd, from behind the bar*

*thinks "it's gonna be weird tonight"*

*checks PTO balance*

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 09:57 PM (rdVOm)

256 Not always *smol* ones! Old cat was 14lbs in her prime.. and she definitely ruled the house.
Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 09:53 PM (rdVOm)

Torties have an unstoppable attitude. They don't get particularly pissed, they just get things done.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 09:57 PM (rbvCR)

257 Did I mention that moose are huge and it took about 12 hours to field dress and get that sucker back to camp?
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot
*********
My buddy and I each got a bull moose in artic Alaska many years ago. Even for two twenty something fit guys, it was a tremendous amount of work.
Posted by: Tuco at March 02, 2026 09:41 PM (YbL7K)
===============
And then, everyone said "tastes just like chicken!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 09:57 PM (rb6sz)

258 >>Just heard from a friend in the region the US Embassy in Riyadh has been hit twice by UAV's, a third is incoming. No word on casualties yet. It just happened.

It actually happened a while ago. Fox has been reporting the embassy was virtually empty when the drones hit and no casualties have been reported.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2026 09:57 PM (viF8m)

259 Pre-coital resurrection was my speciality.
Posted by: zombie Bob Dole at March 02, 2026 09:56 PM (0sNs1)

Given that you used a personal pronoun rather than referring to Bob Dole in the third person makes Bob Dole suspect that you are not really Bob Dole. -- Bob Dole

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 09:57 PM (ExV1e)

260 Fuck Stephen King.

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 09:57 PM (4hjRS)

261 {{{moki }}}

Prayers ascending. I included you and yours in that prayer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 09:58 PM (u82oZ)

262 Licorice
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 09:57 PM (/lPRQ)

Huh. I'd assume a faint hint of brandy? Maybe a fruit brandy. Not too much as I highly doubt he got drunk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 09:58 PM (zZu0s)

263 ust heard from a friend in the region the US Embassy in Riyadh has been hit twice by UAV's, a third is incoming. No word on casualties yet. It just happened. Would you please pray for them - there are good people there, including the embassy preschool in the compound. My kids went there.
Posted by: moki at March 02, 2026 09:54 PM (wLjpr)

Building was empty. No casualties.

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 09:58 PM (GD0B3)

264 *offers platter, arrayed with Triscuits and various yummy toppings*

Redneck charcuterie, I guess. LOL. Enjoy!
Posted by: JQ

Pickle balonga and hering.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 09:59 PM (/lPRQ)

265 Torties have an unstoppable attitude. They don't get particularly pissed, they just get things done.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Yep.

They gots CATITUDE.

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 09:59 PM (rdVOm)

266 I did not instigate anything. That was nurse:
Posted by: Bulg at March 02, 2026 09:54 PM

Dude. Pusillanimous prevarication will get you nowhere against nurse. She might give you a 5-second head start, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2026 09:59 PM (0sNs1)

267 I hope some enterprising bootlicker asks Princess Kamala for her plan to handle Iran. One thousand words, only loosely tied together, would follow.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 09:59 PM (rb6sz)

268
It actually happened a while ago. Fox has been reporting the embassy was virtually empty when the drones hit and no casualties have been reported.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2026 09:57 PM (viF8m)

That is good news! This was someone there, so maybe he was shell shocked...Thanks for the update Jack!

Posted by: moki at March 02, 2026 09:59 PM (wLjpr)

269 141 Friendly fire incident pilots get some kind of break right?

You might get some slack from the review board however it matters not to your compadres. Think the "rubber tree scene" from Lethal Weapon 2. The grief you will receive will be biblical

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 02, 2026 09:59 PM (jrgJz)

270
235 Retired General William McCasland Is Missing. Some Draw Parallels to ... to ... yes, you guessed it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 09:51 PM

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Judge Crater?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 02, 2026 10:00 PM (azNOR)

271 Pickle balonga and hering.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
---------

Uh... lemme see...

There's headcheese and sardines, is that ok?

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 10:00 PM (rdVOm)

272 AI = Augmented Incompetence

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:00 PM (8zz6B)

273 "Balonga" ? should I ask ?

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 10:01 PM (GD0B3)

274 240 Still ... KE= 1/2 mv².
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 09:50 PM

The NASA managers who believed a one-half pound chunk of lightweight foam could not penetrate the wing leading edge RCC panels of the Orbiter Columbia forgot about the V-squared factor.

Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 10:01 PM (5rh/l)

275 Amazon reports Iranian drones attacked three of their warehouses in UAE. Better customer service was demanded and not received.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 10:02 PM (rb6sz)

276 >>>Retired General William McCasland Is Missing. Some Draw Parallels to ... to ... yes, you guessed it.
Posted by: Braenyard

Ambrose Bierce?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 10:02 PM (rbvCR)

277 Tolkien liked his spirits.

Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2026 10:03 PM (Q+gd/)

278 Bulg

A word of caution: You are in deadly peril if you anger the wonderful nurse ratched, and she then thinks you are a woodpecker or a deer.

Insomniac told me about the deer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:03 PM (u82oZ)

279 Huh. I never really thought about Amazon having warehouses in the middle east. Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:03 PM (zZu0s)

280 ONT is up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (ExV1e)

281 Tolkien liked his spirits.
Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2026 10:03 PM (Q+gd/)

But I doubt he overindulged.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (zZu0s)

282 Uh... lemme see...

There's headcheese and sardines, is that ok?
Posted by: JQ

Is the headcheese extra chunky?
Yes, Yes?!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 10:06 PM (/lPRQ)

283
Moose is delicious and don't taste like chicken

Posted by: Auspex at March 02, 2026 10:07 PM (Y8DZL)

284 "Balonga" ? should I ask ?
Posted by: runner

My auto spell checker does what it wants.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 10:07 PM (/lPRQ)

285 284
Moose is delicious and don't taste like chicken

"Canadian Cattle"............grass fed beef

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 02, 2026 10:12 PM (jrgJz)

286 it wasn't that they killed the deer in that movie, it's what they did to the corpse

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (jrgJz)

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