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Monday Overnight Open Thread (3/2/26)
Quote I "This is about national security; this is about what's possible in the Middle East; this is about being a good partner to the Gulf States...I am a Democrat. I've been a huge Democrat, and I am incredibly disappointed with my party; I do not see myself in them in this moment,” Moj Madhara, co-founder of the Iranian Diaspora Collective and a Democrat
Quote II "When a family is boating to a restaurant or simply enjoying the waters in our area, they should not have to worry about being stopped, boarded, and delayed for no real reason beyond a random inspection," State Sen. Chris Elliott (R-Josephine, AL)
Quote III "When you tax something at a high rate, customers are less likely to purchase that product and are more likely to identify alternatives," Tiffany Ingram, the executive director of the Cannabis Business Association of Illinois
Quote IV The party's only agenda is 'we hate Trump,' and anything he says, we're going to do the opposite of it. And it makes me very sad for the party." Robert F. Kennedy,Jr.
A total of 39 people now face charges in the anti-Immigration and Customs Enforcement invasion of Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota, last month, according to a superseding indictment that the federal district court unsealed Friday. “YOU CANNOT ATTACK A HOUSE OF WORSHIP,” Attorney General Pam Bondi wrote on X after the court unsealed the indictment. “If you do so, you cannot hide from us—we will find you, arrest you, and prosecute you.” Bondi announced that federal agents had already arrested 25 of the 30 new defendants included in the new indictment.
Had Matthew been Moe of the Religion of Pieces he would not have been arrested, charged and convicted. Instead the victims would be sent to re-education camps via Low-T patient Keir Starmer's edict.
A sexual predator who repeatedly flashed lone women travelling on the Tube has been jailed for eight months. Matheus Prestes, 30, targeted his victims on the Bakerloo line in a spree lasting four months from June to October last year. He admitted eight counts of exposure at Inner London Crown Court earlier this month. The British Transport Police (BTP) praised the bravery of the women in coming forward to report the pervert.
From fantasy photoshoots in the Maldives, to kelp forest "strolls" along California's Catalina Island and Taiwan's luxe hotel swims, swimming in a tail is different wherever you do it. I am struggling to maintain my dignity – and my buoyancy – in Nagoya, Japan. My legs are encased in a violet-hued mermaid tail, and what I thought would be a graceful glide feels more like a splash.
GOLDSBORO, N.C. -- A rancher in North Carolina had a nightmare experience in a car wash recently, when wire fencing sitting in the bed of his pickup truck got entangled in the rotating brushes. Kyle Corbett shared video of the aftermath on TikTok, writing, "Lesson today is don't go in the car wash with high tensile wire in the bed of your truck."
In a financial filing made late last year, Greenpeace USA said it does not have the money to pay the $404m ordered by the jury [reduced by the judge to $345M] “or to continue normal operations if the judgment is enforced”. The group said it had cash and cash equivalents of $1.4m and total assets of $23m as of 31 December 2024.Maybe little Greta The RetardTM can help out.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Success Stories from The Somali Lerning Center of Little Mogadishu, Minnesota.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (kOluj)
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Posted by: Adriane the Mama & Papa Sheep Critic . . . at March 02, 2026 10:05 PM (3ZUWJ)
Great artwork up top. Love the colors and the reflection in the water.
There is no ONT like a Mis Hum ONT...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 02, 2026 10:05 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 10:05 PM (QGaXH)
Regardless, thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:06 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:06 PM (BI5O2)
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Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 10:08 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (kOluj)
And warm greetings from the Frozen Tundra
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:08 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (9uW/C)
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Did you at least find a solution to the ethical dilemma?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 10:09 PM (ESVrU)
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Random this up your culotte.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:09 PM (VdTX+)
Regardless, thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:06 PM (zZu0s)
Ooops. I couldn't remember if I had posted that one.
Next time I'll do better.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:09 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: mindful webworker - zzzzzap at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (AiUMy)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (9uW/C)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (ExV1e)
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Is that what you get when you mix up the rules for Uno and Monopoly?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:09 PM (CkDaS)
I dunno, that painting looks pretty good to me.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Adriane the Unlikely Movie Critic . . . at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (3ZUWJ)
Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!!
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 02, 2026 10:11 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:12 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (ExV1e)
Don't
-Joe Biden
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 10:12 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (8zz6B)
Most strippers don't, to be fair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (ZVgZ4)
Except for that Zappa fella.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (QGaXH)
And thus we reach the intellectual sub-basement for tonight's ONT.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the bar is on the floor at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (AiUMy)
Zappa is , Well, Ummm. Kinda weird?
Hope all is well with you and the Fab.
GRANDPA!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)
Orangepeace is best peace. Also... only peace.
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (BI5O2)
Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!!
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 02, 2026 10:11 PM (7D3Aa)
In my vast experience out in the woods and on the water, I've only met one decent game warden. The remainder flunked their biology major ended up in law enforcement and then to the DNR because they can't work with people and are therefore the worst of all LEOs.
And you are welcome
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (CkDaS)
Thanks, sweet MisHum, for this tonight😋!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 10:15 PM (oNzQB)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (ZVgZ4)
Illiterate.
It'd only be intentional in San Francisco.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 10:15 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (ESVrU)
That's gonna keep me up tonight.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 10:15 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 02, 2026 10:15 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 10:08 PM (5rh
We don’t really like change.
Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 10:15 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 10:08 PM (5rh/l)
https://youtube.com/shorts/kKQ1jbGdo3o
Posted by: tankdemon at March 02, 2026 10:16 PM (9uW/C)
Zappa is , Well, Ummm. Kinda weird?
Hope all is well with you and the Fab.
GRANDPA!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (A5RD0)
Hey Nurse.
We are doing well now that we got back from the big snowstorm out east. Why my granddaughter has to be there I don't know. Well I do, but her mom .........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:16 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 10:16 PM (Dd38x)
Matheus Prestes, 30, targeted his victims on the Bakerloo line in a spree lasting four months from June to October last year.
"If your erection last more than four months, contact random women on the
That doesn't sound right.
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (9uW/C)
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Did you at least find a solution to the ethical dilemma?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 10:09 PM (ESVrU)
Make a loop of track so you can take a second pass and remove all the witnesses.
Then nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 02, 2026 10:16 PM (2EYjk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
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And unlike Reagan -- as much as I loved him -- I will never forgive him tucking tail and running following a suicide truck bombing targeting the U.S. Marine Corps barracks at Beirut International Airport in Lebanon, killing 241 U.S. military personnel.
WTAF? You get more (in this case terrorism and the murder of Americans) of what you subsidize & reward ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (etYFQ)
Thanks, sweet MisHum, for this tonight😋!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 10:15 PM (oNzQB)
I just wasn't sure what version to pick. There are so many of them and of course every one is great.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (QGaXH)
Your jokes are probably better. Gutfeld hasn't been on his game lately.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)
Just waiting for the first Great White shark attack story involving these people.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: tankdemon
Was it the track with the one ugly person tied up or the one with the three hot blonds walking unobservantly?
I think that's how the game went...?
Posted by: mindful webworker - I saw three hot blonds open for blunt force railroad... at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (AiUMy)
Matheus Prestes, 30, targeted his victims on the Bakerloo line in a spree lasting four months from June to October last year.
The flaw in his plan was being white in London.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 10:18 PM (ExV1e)
I want to thank you for your Iranian women fashion show. Brings back memories of grad students from Iran before the Shaw was betrayed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 10:19 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 10:19 PM (3ek7K)
That's what he said.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 10:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 10:19 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 10:09 PM (ESVrU)
I was just mad that it was going to be an extra twenty minutes to my destination. Some of the other passengers must have been really upset- I heard some people screaming like they were being hit by a train.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 02, 2026 10:19 PM (9uW/C)
Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!!
Posted by: LRob in OK
I used to set trot lines in the Mo. Never saw another boat. Biggest, emptiest body of water anywhere.
Anywho, one day my son and I got stopped and check by Mo. (State) Boating Patrol and the MDC.
Why, we asked...
Well, we gotta be out here sometime.
Posted by: MkY at March 02, 2026 10:20 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 02, 2026 10:20 PM (sAmhv)
The Triggernometry men just had a sit-down with former MI6 spy Aimen Dean and NYT bestselling national security journalist Richard Miniter, for a deep dive into the geostrategic and ideological ramifications of the Iran war -- and the ramifications of NOT doing it.
The Best Iran War Breakdown on the Internet:
https://tinyurl.com/uj2j97df
They go into, among other things, the global ramifications WRT China and Russia; the nature of the IRGC's form of Islam (scarier than you might think); what the Gulf region Muslim states really think about Iran; the conflict between the CIA's wishes (they have actually given Israel a no-kill list for the regime heads, allegedly) and those of Israel, and more.
Bottom line, this is a big gamble, but not excising the Twelver cancer is a far bigger gamble. The whole conversation is fascinating, particularly Aiman's comments, as he's a native with a very different POV.
Posted by: Beverly at March 02, 2026 10:20 PM (reMys)
Just waiting for the first Great White shark attack story involving these people.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (O7YUW)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:20 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 02, 2026 10:21 PM (7D3Aa)
The people that tell us asking an illegal if they are an illegal is a crime against humanity are also saying that if you don't force people to pay the state to inspect their vehicles that everyone will die in the greatest massacre mankind has seen since net neutrality.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)
I miss redeye. It was a fun show.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Enviro-Mental at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (etYFQ)
It's definitely an awesome song. Unfortunately, it's ruined forever for me.
It's ruined because I almost crashed into a pond on CO-126 while laughing myself half to death as my ex-wife sang what she thought were the lyrics: "I've got to strangle old ladies..."
I will never hear it again, without hearing that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (BI5O2)
Was it the track with the one ugly person tied up or the one with the three hot blonds walking unobservantly?
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Uh, what about Nell Fenwick?
Posted by: Dudley Do-Right at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (8zz6B)
Hope you are well.
I had a dustup with the medical community yesterday. I was told I needed a new sleep study, despite having 2 previous ones years ago. I could not get that study unless I could provide testimony that I snore now. Well, I did ask if they could prescribe a female bed partner to take down their needed data. Um... No.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (u82oZ)
The people that tell us asking an illegal if they are an illegal is a crime against humanity are also saying that if you don't force people to pay the state to inspect their vehicles that everyone will die in the greatest massacre mankind has seen since net neutrality.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:21 PM (sKqQm)
Who has the money and who is the easiest to control?
Case closed.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (CkDaS)
Thanks! They have do very interesting interviews. Will watch.
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 10:23 PM (GD0B3)
The Iranian regime is the basis for The Handmaid's Tale. You know that book that they tell us will happen here if we don't do everything possible to stop "theocracy".
Note though they also say that trying to overthrow Persian Gilead is a crime against humanity and Islam...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:23 PM (sKqQm)
One item raised on Twitter earlier today: many of the tankers stopped in the Strait of Hormuz have had their insurance cancelled. Not even jacked-up rates, just cancelled.
The account in question argued this could be a huge deal. Most global insurance is still run out of London, one way or another, and Lloyd's probably gets a lot of its info from MI6, which in turn gets it from us.
If the Trump admin has been pissed off enough by Starmer to stop sharing info, that could have huge ramifications for the insurance business worldwide.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 02, 2026 10:24 PM (lHPJf)
Does that mean Greenpeace's lawyers don't get paid neither?
Posted by: Miklos understands incentives/disincentives at March 02, 2026 10:24 PM (8i9Vv)
Besides watching you snore what do they actually do with a sleep study?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:24 PM (ZVgZ4)
Assuming you aren't a solipsist, then the people on the track also collapse superposition.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:25 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: LRob in OK
The Hairy Dressers have a special deal on Tuesdays
Posted by: Miklos may have been so informed at March 02, 2026 10:26 PM (8i9Vv)
Oh darlin'! So lovely to see you! You always make my heart happy 💕💕!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 10:26 PM (oNzQB)
Posted by: Javems at March 02, 2026 10:27 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Rodney Smith at March 02, 2026 10:27 PM (3ryMF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2026 10:27 PM (etYFQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (u82oZ)
Always thinking, this one.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 10:27 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:27 PM (BI5O2)
Does that mean Greenpeace's lawyers don't get paid neither?
Posted by: Miklos
"Greenpeace's lawyers" are probably why they've only got 1.4M in the bank.
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 10:27 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:28 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1
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Among my acquaintances, if one takes a 'sleep study' there is a 95% chance that they will be prescribed a Cpap machine.
Posted by: Dudley Do-Right at March 02, 2026 10:28 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:28 PM (BI5O2)
I want to thank you for your Iranian women fashion show. Brings back memories of grad students from Iran before the Shaw was betrayed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
Thank you, Salty. They are some of the most photogenic, gorgeous humans. I am praying for them relentlessly.
Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 10:29 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 02, 2026 10:29 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)
__________________
The EnviroMENTAL level of misappropriation is a bit different as I understand it. They exist on federal grants mostly. You might recall the EPA putting a hold on $10 Billion designated to various environMENTAL destinations by the EPA. It ended up sitting in Citibank (not sure if it was ever resolved).
The usual process is that the zealots at the EPA designate massive payouts to entities like Greenpeace and a portion of that money finances lawsuits to institute more regulations on industry, or challenge those being removed. Then the lawyers for the EPA roll over on the case. The enviro's get to keep a portion of those grants as pure "income/donations". USAID wasn't needed.
Posted by: Orson at March 02, 2026 10:29 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:29 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Dudley Do-Right at March 02, 2026 10:28 PM (XeU6L)
To be fair, a CPAP machine probably saved my marriage, so there's that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 10:30 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Miklos is easily amused at March 02, 2026 10:30 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:29 PM (2WIwB)
They delivered?!? Such service.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 10:30 PM (I40wl)
I have a family member that has a really bad issue with sleep. I don't think its sleep apnea which seems to be what everyone gets diagnosed as having...do they do anything else besides look for apnea/snoring/needing a cpap?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:30 PM (sKqQm)
Does that mean Greenpeace's lawyers don't get paid neither?
Posted by: Miklos
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[Crap!]
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at March 02, 2026 10:31 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:31 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:31 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder, Orange Peace at any Price at March 02, 2026 10:32 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:32 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Miklos understands incentives/disincentives at March 02, 2026 10:24 PM (8i9Vv)
Well, let's see, lawyers write the law, ergo lawyers will get paid. AI says A secured creditor gets paid first in bankruptcy because their claims are backed by collateral. A lawsuit winner with a judgment against the bankrupt party typically falls into the category of general unsecured claims, which are paid last.
So, if the lawyer sets up a collateralized payment set up, I, with the authorutay of a Boasberg, do hereby decree the Lawyer get paid first.
I think I'm ready for the bar. Drinks not tests.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 02, 2026 10:33 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 10:33 PM (GD0B3)
(had a feeling tonight was gonna be weird...)
>We'll get off of your lawn as soon as we retrieve our frizbee.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 10:33 PM (gVUi7)
I don’t think they can cancel insurance unless there is a violation of the insurance contract or the policy period has expired.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:33 PM (4hjRS)
Has anyone done any supplemental testosterone and had it make a big difference in their daily life?
I have a central tremor, and having my hands shake pretty badly some days is really pissing me off. At the same time, my shaky muscles also feel very weak. For example, I have trouble opening jars that should open relatively easily.
I wonder if my lack of strength and tremors may at least be ameliorated with a little higher T level.
(I hate to say this in a Moron thread, but problems of a sexual nature seem to be one of the main symptoms/complaints for low T. So purely for medical purposes, I will add that Mr. Peeps still works just fine.)
Any good stories/advice or bad stories regarding this topic?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 02, 2026 10:34 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Dudley Do-Right
Well sure, it's like asking a barber if you need a haircut.
Posted by: Great Clips of Seville at March 02, 2026 10:34 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Even regarding Interpretive Dance in general, the Copenhagen Interpretation is unimpressive.
Posted by: Terpsichorean Miklos at March 02, 2026 10:35 PM (8i9Vv)
Well, since Greenpeace's "normal operations" are nothing but a grift anyway, they can shut it all down, and euthanize all their principals and employees. Seems fair enough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:35 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM
That was exactly my thought before I scrolled down and saw the whole painting!
The stupidity of the EPA guys should have landed several people in jail, if we lived in a just world.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 02, 2026 10:36 PM (HlyYF)
(had a feeling tonight was gonna be weird...)
>We'll get off of your lawn as soon as we retrieve our frizbee.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 10:33 PM (gVUi7)
Weird?
Wait until it's Tanya the Throat Singer, Tiny Tim & The Monkees. Now that would be weird. Really fvcking weird.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:36 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: Great Clips of Seville at March 02, 2026 10:34 PM (oftw2)
Or a psychiatrist if there is anything wrong with a referred patient.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:36 PM (4hjRS)
yeah...back when we had Lickenpooper as gov here in CO, we had a mine spill in one of our rivers. Ol' Licker did a spot drinking some of this water...sure, dude...🤪
Absolutely no offense to your fine painting MisHum💞
EM's comment reminded me of that wreck of a gov...it ain't getting any better...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 10:36 PM (oNzQB)
On the East Coast it will be at 6 am
Not sure in other ateas
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:36 PM (7fEFu)
Posted by: Great Clips of Seville
*works on new pickup lines*
Posted by: Miklos before payday at March 02, 2026 10:37 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:32 PM (ZVgZ4)
There are other sleep studies that look into things like REM duration and repetition, and other brainwave stuff, but most sleep studies just check to see if you are breathing while sleeping, and how often you wake up because you are suffocating.
The take-home variety is usually of the second type.
Why any insurance would deny a sleep study is a mystery to me, since the solution is pretty cheap, compared to not treating sleep apnea. But insurance companies defy all logic anyway.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 10:37 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:37 PM (7fEFu)
There is a specific mouthpiece fitted to you. My dentist is the one driving this possible solution, but he needs a new study.
We shall see.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:37 PM (u82oZ)
[ . . . ]
I wonder if he was worried about getting sucked into another Vietnam situation. The fall of RVN was just 10 years previous, and that one started in much the same fashion.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 10:38 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder, Nothing Rhymes with True Greatness besides Amsterdam at March 02, 2026 10:38 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 02, 2026 10:38 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 10:38 PM (5rh/l)
Tell them that you wake up suddenly, gasping for air, especially when you sleep on your back. Or that you regularly pass out in the shower. Or that your smartwatch is in a constant state of panic over your sleep numbers.
It worked for Pooky! Well, it was all true, but still!
Posted by: pookysgirl thinks CPAPs are wonderful at March 02, 2026 10:38 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 10:39 PM (oNzQB)
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 10:33 PM (GD0B3)
...........................
I am having a want to slap everyone mood over Iran but trying to behave because it's Lent.
I think if I saw Bolton I'd implode then go on a rampage chasing people with moustaches. This would include my husband (who looks 100x better than Bolton, by the way).
I haven't watched tv news since Susan Rice lied about Benghzi in 2012 and I went loco.
I just glanced at the UK DM and got mad and retreated.
Then I think, they are all crazy, you are not, don't read their scat. Serenity now.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out
Let's not go overboard
Posted by: Miklos' autographed Zamfir collection at March 02, 2026 10:39 PM (8i9Vv)
I don’t think they can cancel insurance unless there is a violation of the insurance contract or the policy period has expired.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:33 PM (4hjRS)
______________________
One of the clauses in a policy of that nature would provide for a Cancellation based on a significant increase to the risk. So, that tracks. HOWEVER, usually in such a matter, they still have to give a 30 to 60 day notification. Depends on the wording of the policy and whether the word "immediacy" is sitting there in that clause.
Posted by: Orson at March 02, 2026 10:40 PM (dIske)
CPAPs are not over the counter. Dentists and pulmonologists that specialize in sleep studies are at loggerheads. The doctors have a good cash flow from this.
I am working to not have to go in a third time, as there are now at-home sleep analysis kits.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Miklos before payday at March 02, 2026 10:37 PM (8i9Vv)
This actually almost worked once.
"Can I buy you a drink because you look exhausted. Not surprising as you've been running through my mind all evening."
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:40 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:40 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: LRob
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Pete's favorite band.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:40 PM (VdTX+)
[ . . . ]
I wonder if he was worried about getting sucked into another Vietnam situation. The fall of RVN was just 10 years previous, and that one started in much the same fashion.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 10:38 PM (rbvCR)
A good book to read to get an insider’s perspective is WW IV a long struggle against Islamofascism by Norman Podhoretz.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:40 PM (4hjRS)
Persian women are indeed beautiful. They are also amazing storytellers. The oral tradition in Iran is celebrated and well practiced. I have at, mezmorized for hours by an Iranian friend. She is gorgeous. She has dinner parties where she dresses up and plays a different “character” for every course. Her tales are fantastic. Her veils
And dancing is intoxicating.
And her husband does the cooking and serving.
*swoons*
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 10:41 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder
Red Man beats the shit out of Copenhagen
Posted by: Miklos has gotten pretty with spittoon accuracy at March 02, 2026 10:41 PM (8i9Vv)
I paint when the mood strikes and I have my life in order...which is rare, as my life is generally disordered.
I have one suggestion: the river needs to be less orange with the lavender sky. This could be because I don't like orange, however, and I am totally wrong.
Love the trees! I still need and want more snow!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 10:41 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Miklos' autographed Zamfir collection at March 02, 2026 10:39 PM (8i9Vv)
Zamfir played the Pam flute. The music just will not stick with you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (8zz6B)
My late wife got plenty of benefits from her CPAP. But I refuse to lie to the medical profession.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (u82oZ)
And of course...of course they are.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
>There's never any love for the Bay City Rollers. This is whisky rock and roll.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 10:08 PM (5rh
No farting
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (7fEFu)
And of course...of course they are.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (sKqQm)
Must be Atlanta.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:44 PM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Diogenes
I may try that at the Country Bunker
If allowed
Won't sue if I get hurt
Posted by: Miklos has the occasional scar at March 02, 2026 10:44 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:44 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 10:44 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (8zz6B)
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Did she make you wanna shake her tree
Posted by: 496 at March 02, 2026 10:44 PM (t+VLa)
Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 10:08 PM (5rh
No farting
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (7fEFu)
Is sharting OK? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Joe B from Scranton, Delaware at March 02, 2026 10:45 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 10:38 PM (rbvCR)
Remember that Reagan was dealing with the leftovers from Carter's admin. The military at that time was not exactly... overwhelming, like they are now. His options were limited.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 10:45 PM (I40wl)
"When you tax something at a high rate, customers are less likely to purchase that product and are more likely to identify alternatives," Tiffany Ingram, the executive director of the Cannabis Business Association of Illinois
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I know you'll be *shocked* by this, but I'll go ahead and tell you:
"Tiffany" is a "Fundamentally Non-Serious" selection.
And I hope they tax cannabis at a thousand percent. I did my share of it once upon a time. Its not what productive people do. And its not supposed to be easy to find it. Sometimes people make better life choices when *bad* life choices are hard to obtain.
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 10:46 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:46 PM (u82oZ)
I expected that article to be about a little kid in a mermaid tail being her authentic Disney-princess self, and dragging her Mom along with.
But no, it's just middle-aged women wearing gaudy mermaid outfits that would make a drag queen blush.
So, is having glamour shots taken in a mermaid tail considered furry-adjacent? Or is it more in the minotaur-milking camp?
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 10:47 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (7fEFu)
Um. Not sure that's enforceable. And around here? If DH doesn't fart now, he will do so in bed.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 10:47 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 02, 2026 10:47 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
I have to tell Jose the caterer that Taco Tuesday ONT is cancelled
Posted by: Miklos is disappoint at March 02, 2026 10:47 PM (8i9Vv)
Is the Marleen, Darleen, and Arleen rotation not working?
And yes, I can't see that line working in a Waffle House.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:48 PM (u82oZ)
If you think about it, in many of the neurological diseases, ALS, MS, Parkinson's, etc., there really hasn't been great progress in treating such diseases. A few drugs that slow the process maybe a little, but no cures or great breakthroughs. Kind of sad. If all you can do is throw some Lyrica or Neurontin at a problem, it's rather depressing.
Posted by: EMGs Suck at March 02, 2026 10:48 PM (oftw2)
Persian women are indeed beautiful. They are also amazing storytellers. The oral tradition in Iran is celebrated and well practiced. I have at, mezmorized for hours by an Iranian friend. She is gorgeous. She has dinner parties where she dresses up and plays a different “character” for every course. Her tales are fantastic. Her veils
And dancing is intoxicating.
And her husband does the cooking and serving.
*swoons*
Posted
That sounds so fun, oh my gosh. I would love that.
Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 10:48 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Did I say "weird" (meaning: Zappa & Nugent) is bad? No, no I did not. LOL!
That other stuff isn't weird-- it's vomit-worthy. Big difference!
Nice painting, btw. Reminds me of days long ago...
Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 10:49 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Miklos has gotten pretty with spittoon accuracy at March 02, 2026 10:41 PM (8i9Vv)
Chew vs dip
Skoal > Copenhagen
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:50 PM (4hjRS)
"The Iranian women’s national football team refused to sing the anthem of the Islamic Regime. Tonight. At the opening match of the Asian Cup. In front of the entire world.
So, to all liberal Western women:
Watch and learn.
THIS is what real feminism looks like."
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:50 PM (7fEFu)
And of course...of course they are.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (sKqQm)
Must be Atlanta.
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It is. And of course they picked a club by "non serious" choices.
The NBA should have been inundated with protests over this promotion. But because our society is so far gone, everybody pretty much yawned and they'll yuck it up the night of the promotion.
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 10:50 PM (Cjcf6)
Hey boys, looky what I caught!
And she's giving me that "Come Hither" look!
Posted by: Miklos thinks she wants the hook out at March 02, 2026 10:50 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: 18-1
I presume they giggle at your nocturnal erections.
Or gasp in awe, if you're The Paolo.
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 10:51 PM (VHUov)
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On the other hand, years ago on Fox, I saw General Vallely and Lt General McInerney run down, by the numbers, how we could dissemble Iran in three days. I think Trump saw that show.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:51 PM (VdTX+)
Better Orange than something that rhymes with it.
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:52 PM (BI5O2)
GFY
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:44 PM (BI5O2)
You first and make sure you film it!
Good For You, Too!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 10:52 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (7fEFu)
Well. Hell.
I thought my cardboard membership covered that.
Do I have to leave now?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:52 PM (2WIwB)
I was thinking of Cheetahs though I don’t know if it still exists. My former company used to insure them.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:52 PM (4hjRS)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:53 PM (ZVgZ4)
Pillage, it's a simple blood test to measure your testosterone level. Find out, cause if it's not that then you need to find out what the cause is.
And hi to your bride....
Posted by: The Grateful at March 02, 2026 10:53 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:53 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2026 10:54 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: mikeski
Old Playboy single panel cartoon - two scruffy sailors, one with his arm around a beautiful mermaid with a somewhat sour look on his face, the other with a big grin and his arm around a backwards mermaid (fish head on top, lady on bottom).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 10:54 PM (/lPRQ)
The NBA should have been inundated with protests over this promotion. But because our society is so far gone, everybody pretty much yawned and they'll yuck it up the night of the promotion.
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 10:50 PM (Cjcf6)
Basketball: thug culture
Strip clubs: thug culture
Scarcely surprising.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:54 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 10:52 PM (
It was just a joke.
An orange joke.
Which, of course, are the best jokes.
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:55 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:56 PM (4hjRS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Easier
If she's about to get off shift
Just ask if you can get some ice for that cooler of Natty Daddys out in the truck
Posted by: Miklos lives and learns the hard way at March 02, 2026 10:56 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 10:56 PM (GD0B3)
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*ahem*
That's "Learing"
The next warning will come with consequences.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Office of Meme Purity Enforcement at March 02, 2026 10:57 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 10:58 PM (oNzQB)
Always wear safety glasses when dealing with high tensile (or any) wire. Those cut ends are sharp and can coil at you faster than you can react. More dangerous than a BB gun. you'll put an eye out ... I forget the brand name from that quote. Red Ranger or something.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 02, 2026 10:58 PM (vbXSk)
Love that painting, especially the way the colors reflect in the water. Lovely, peaceful, idyllic, and I would like to be there in May with a fly rod. (Sigh!)
Posted by: JTB at March 02, 2026 10:58 PM (yTvNw)
Pillage, it's a simple blood test to measure your testosterone level. Find out, cause if it's not that then you need to find out what the cause is.
And hi to your bride....
Posted by: The Grateful at March 02, 2026 10:53 PM (IQ6Gq)
Yeah, get some labs done.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 02, 2026 10:59 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Miklos had due regard for his Vital Bodily Fluids and their constituent elements at March 02, 2026 10:59 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Also used on Futurama, after Fry's mermaid fiancee describes consummating a marriage, mermaid-style (aka fish-style).
Fry: "Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid? With a fish part on top and a lady part on the bottom?"
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bikes to Feces at March 02, 2026 11:00 PM (qwype)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 02, 2026 10:59 PM (y171U)
About 90 minutes in a 350 oven is about right.
Posted by: Barack oBama at March 02, 2026 11:00 PM (8zz6B)
In my opinion.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 11:01 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:01 PM (BI5O2)
"The Iranian women’s national football team refused to sing the anthem of the Islamic Regime. Tonight. At the opening match of the Asian Cup. In front of the entire world.
So, to all liberal Western women:
Watch and learn.
THIS is what real feminism looks like."
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Liberal western women only care about abortions. They'd sell the entire population of middle eastern women down the river so long as they can have easy access to abortions here. That's because we (collectively) no longer teach morality, and the sanctity of life.
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 11:01 PM (Cjcf6)
He was severely injured, spent a year in a wheelchair. His larynx was injured and it permanently affected his voice, taking out his higher range. He wrote music while recuperating.
Posted by: Tough Tour at March 02, 2026 11:02 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Which sailor was named Milt?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2026 11:02 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (7fEFu)
Well. Hell.
I thought my cardboard membership covered that.
Do I have to leave now?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:52 PM (2WIwB)
I thought this was why Doof put all those new air fresheners out. Y’all were really taking advantage of the cardboard amenities.
Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 11:03 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Opinion fact
How does it work?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 11:03 PM (ZVgZ4)
Has anyone done any supplemental testosterone and had it make a big difference in their daily life?
I have a central tremor, and having my hands shake pretty badly some days is really pissing me off. At the same time, my shaky muscles also feel very weak. For example, I have trouble opening jars that should open relatively easily.
I wonder if my lack of strength and tremors may at least be ameliorated with a little higher T level.
(I hate to say this in a Moron thread, but problems of a sexual nature seem to be one of the main symptoms/complaints for low T. So purely for medical purposes, I will add that Mr. Peeps still works just fine.)
Any good stories/advice or bad stories regarding this topic?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 02, 2026 10:34 PM (HlyYF)
I went on testosterone gel for a few months. It does work, gives more energy and passion.
Losing 50 pounds also helped with my erections.
Not, with my marriage, it means a damn thing.
But supplemental testosterone is absolutely worth trying.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 02, 2026 11:03 PM (xcxpd)
Hi Nurse��!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I sang that in a Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. voice
Posted by: Miklos of the Lowlanders at March 02, 2026 11:03 PM (8i9Vv)
Fry: "Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid? With a fish part on top and a lady part on the bottom?"
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)
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The Cat in Red Dwarf conjured up a virtual girlfriend like that while playing the VR video game Better Than Life.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 11:03 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 11:03 PM (A5RD0)
I had surgery twenty years ago and had a good excuse not to sleep over the one night. A nurse that took care of me, and I knew her when I was an instructor and she was a student nurse, told me, "You'd think you had your tonsils out (vs the surgery)." My uvula had apparently gotten stuck on the ET tube and I whined about it the most. Muh throat! An anesthesia person came and looked and said I did not need a steroid. Ok. I looked and think I could have tied a knot with it as it was stretched and dragging down my throat.
My son and I compared throats in the mirror of the loo and he said his airway was worse than mine due to his tonsils.
This was after I refused a sleeping pill because "my airway might close."
My surgeon cracked up hearing this the next day and said if I had a daughter vs a son she would have been called to come in and deal with me.I guess meaning this son could talk sense into me.
I consented to a half of a sleeping pill and as I was sort of dosing off I heard him in the bathroom calling his Dad that the lunatic was finally under control. I am a great patient!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 11:04 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Never saw it. Only got Playboy for the articles.
Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2026 11:04 PM (qwype)
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How do you feel about Winona Ryder?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 02, 2026 11:04 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 02, 2026 11:05 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Miklos in some poncy Brit accent at March 02, 2026 11:05 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 11:06 PM (7fEFu)
https://tinyurl.com/yux9vkx2
Posted by: Iran Watcher at March 02, 2026 11:07 PM (ix8EF)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 11:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Opinion fact
No Sir buddy, you're not sticking that air hose up my poop shoot, even if it is low pressure.
Posted by: A Mighty Wind at March 02, 2026 11:07 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Piper
Doof has a lot of those little pine tree scented ones from his days as a Repo Man.
Posted by: a Doofman is always intense at March 02, 2026 11:09 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2026 11:09 PM (JkO4W)
Bodies? Someone asked. Always the Pine Barrens.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 02, 2026 11:09 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: A Mighty Wind at March 02, 2026 11:07 PM (oftw2)
Maybe it's a vacuum hose?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 11:09 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 02, 2026 11:04 PM (RIvkX)
Fine. She instantly recognizes the correct juice.
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:10 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Opinion fact
No Sir buddy, you're not sticking that air hose up my poop shoot, even if it is low pressure.
Posted by: A Mighty Wind at March 02, 2026 11:07 PM (oftw2)
Uh oh. Seems I’ve been using my CPAP wrong.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 02, 2026 11:10 PM (ZTJjv)
Then after reading the content, you end up at a dead end at the end of the segment and when you back out of it you end up in segments one day prior. (and more clicking to get back where you were).
I'm calling BS on this.
American Greatness had a good blog. Navigating it was a chore. I've deleted it; haven't VDH in a year and a half. Lots of good content out there, no b.s.
Hot Air and that group is next. I'm not clicking 5X on an article to clear all the Krap away before I can read it.
Sorry Ace, you reached for the $$, forgot the readers.
ciao and best wishes
JB
Posted by: J. Burns at March 02, 2026 11:10 PM (2vn3Z)
Posted by: Opinion fact
How does it work?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
https://is.gd/PZ9bu9
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:10 PM (VHUov)
I have never painted with oils. Self taught watercolors, which are unforgiving but I love them. Had lessons with soft pastels, which may be my favorite. Have plans to go a bit wild with acrylics.
My dude has also asked me to paint mountains and background panels for his model train room. I have a lot to do and need someone to direct me daily or maybe take drugs for motavation. Soon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 11:11 PM (WONhk)
She looks at him and says, "It looks like a penis, only smaller"
Posted by: EastBayLarry at March 02, 2026 11:11 PM (F0CXy)
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:12 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 11:12 PM (/lPRQ)
She looks at him and says, "It looks like a penis, only smaller"
Posted by: EastBayLarry at March 02, 2026 11:11 PM (F0CXy)
228 You know who got a bad rap? Orenthal James Simpson. With a name like that, he's got to be good.
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:12 PM (BI5O2)
What the hell are we doing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 11:13 PM (bss/y)
ciao and best wishes
JB
Posted by: J. Burns at March 02, 2026 11:10 PM (2vn3Z)
Now, that's a troll!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 11:14 PM (8zz6B)
*If I hafta click more than once to view a page I'm done!*
And off they flounce...
Well, 'bye.
Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 11:14 PM (rdVOm)
But supplemental testosterone is absolutely worth trying.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March
This is none of my business, so please feel free to disregard, but if your wife is not feeling interested, she may need a little testosterone boost, or other hormone therapy.
Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 11:14 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: guy who swims dressed up as a sperm at March 02, 2026 11:14 PM (wKJf5)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 11:15 PM (7fEFu)
I hope you all have a wonderful night and a pleasant tomorrow.
I accidently saw Hillary pounding the desk during the hearing she tried to take over. I have to read or something to forget her hideous face and blue pantsuit or whatever she calls that tunic thing she's wearing. I am sure Bill thinks this every second he's alive.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 11:15 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: vmom
I think they're all authentic females.
Not 100% sure on the one with the blue hair and blue lipstick in the first photo.
And there's a dude in the back row in the other group photo, but he's not wearing a mermaid.....merman tail. He's just there to support his girlfriend's delusions, or something.
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:16 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Cicero
It'll behoove ya
To take care of your uvula
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRoGEWj6ka4
Posted by: Miklos retains odd memories at March 02, 2026 11:16 PM (8i9Vv)
I'm not a devotee of pop culture but I would like to ask, who the heck is this?
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 02, 2026 11:17 PM (2H3yT)
Sleep well my friend ❣
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 11:18 PM (oNzQB)
Posted by: vmom
I've been on the internet too long. I read that, and my first thought was "eight minutes after it was invented, there was a cellphone app to make it into a sex toy."
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:18 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 02, 2026 11:18 PM (2H3yT)
Posted by: guy who swims dressed up as a sperm
Some friends (guys) went to a Mardi Gras costume Ball *extra heh* as sperm one year
Posted by: Miklos won't try to tell the kids that, no sirree at March 02, 2026 11:19 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 11:19 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 11:19 PM (bss/y)
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I've often wondered: IF Bill could choose all over again, and the 2 choices were "Repeat your current life" versus "Just settle on being a long-standing representative in the Arkansas state house of representatives"....which would he choose?
I'd never agree to be President of the United States if it meant I had to marry and stay with Hillary for life.
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 11:19 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 02, 2026 11:17 PM (2H3yT)
Sister to Kamala, the Throat Masseuse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 11:19 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 02, 2026 11:20 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: mikeski
yu fergot the "nttawwt" part
Posted by: Miklos has heard all kinda stories at March 02, 2026 11:20 PM (8i9Vv)
>Take a dip of Redman. That stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 11:20 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 02, 2026 11:21 PM (sAmhv)
>Take a dip of Redman. That stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 11:20 PM (gVUi7)
Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here.
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at March 02, 2026 11:21 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 02, 2026 11:21 PM (BnDlA)
I'm not a devotee of pop culture but I would like to ask, who the heck is this?
Posted by: Will Robinson
Tanya Tagaq. The other musical act from Canada.
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)
To think, it only required following the recipe.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:22 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 11:22 PM (7fEFu)
And hi to your bride....
Posted by: The Grateful at March 02, 2026 10:53 PM
Thanks Grateful!
Will do on saying "Hi" to the bride.
She had a good week last week. She texted me during the day that one of her low income students qualified for the IB program next year when she starts high school. (It is like an elite private school education, that is run through one of our public high schools.)
Bride was still "vicariously proud" when she got home for dinner!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 02, 2026 11:23 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 11:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Miklos won't try to tell the kids that, no sirree at March 02, 2026 11:19 PM (8i9Vv)
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If they had met the right girl it would have been all ova.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2026 11:23 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: mikeski
Ima stick with where I KNOW the mermaids are actual maids
https://weekiwachee.com/mermaid-shows/
Posted by: Miklos is set in his Ways at March 02, 2026 11:23 PM (8i9Vv)
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I am.
Specifically, Fanta.
All other pops shall be sunk beneath the waves, in the name of G-d.
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:23 PM (BI5O2)
Y'know, usually the attendants stop you if you have stuff in the bed and make you move it out.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 02, 2026 11:23 PM (C0Nlv)
Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 11:24 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:26 PM (Np3bf)
Posted by: Cicero
Maybe
Never asked the guys if they knew how to swim
Posted by: Miklos was in a Learing Phase hisself at March 02, 2026 11:26 PM (8i9Vv)
“They have obviously taken strength from events unfolding in their country.
“There was also a group of Iranian supporters at the game flying the pre Islamic Revolutionary flag featuring the golden lion and sun.”
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 11:26 PM (8DSzR)
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)
The Hordepedia comes through again!
😊
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 02, 2026 11:26 PM (2H3yT)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Now listen here you little whippersnapper
Posted by: Tab at March 02, 2026 11:26 PM (8i9Vv)
The NBA should have been inundated with protests over this promotion. But because our society is so far gone, everybody pretty much yawned and they'll yuck it up the night of the promotion.
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 10:50 PM (Cjcf6)
Many years ago the Falcons were going to a big game, Super Bowl maybe, but star players got caught night before paying for sex and drugs at the gold club up on 41. I guess the place was pretty much a major brothel for athletes.
Any way it closed down which suited me because there was a great sandwich place nearby that always had terrible parking because of all the gooner overflow.
I’d say, my rule is if you’re gonna invest money in it, a good sandwich always beats sex. And if you get the right woman you get a lifetime supply of sandwiches and sex for the low cost of all your money. Well,… it looks good on paper,… Think of the P/E ratio!
Posted by: banana Dream at March 02, 2026 11:27 PM (cO9Uq)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 02, 2026 11:28 PM (2H3yT)
“There was also a group of Iranian supporters at the game flying the pre Islamic Revolutionary flag featuring the golden lion and sun.”
Posted by: Braenyard
The Hungarian Summer Olympic team was in Australia when the revolt broke out in 1956. None returned home after the games.
Posted by: Miklos hears history rhyming a bit at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (GD0B3)
Losing 50 pounds also helped
But supplemental testosterone is absolutely worth trying.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 02, 2026 11:03 PM
Thanks Mark.
I need to lose weight and re-start strength training just for my general health.
However, if my T is low, then higher testosterone would certainly help with the OTHER things I need to be doing.
As others have also recommended, time to go do some lab work!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (HlyYF)
Y'know, usually the attendants stop you if you have stuff in the bed and make you move it out.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 02, 2026 11:23 PM (C0Nlv)
Those are the $25/hr attendants. The $15/hr don't do jack squat.
Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (qwype)
Posted by: Will Robinson
I thought that was Faygo
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (Np3bf)
*If I hafta click more than once to view a page I'm done!*
And off they flounce...
Well, 'bye.
Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 11:14 PM (rdVOm)
I get a lot of weird shit happening lately. If a nood is called, and I hit the top banner its a pop up ad that fills the whole screen and don't let you escape. You keep hitting back and when it finally lets you go you're in the land of 3 threads ago. Its pretty frigging annoying really.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 11:30 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 11:30 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Miklos recalls "profit/earnings" from barky, who wouldn't know anyway at March 02, 2026 11:30 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (Np3bf)
Worked it up in the back of the toilet tank at Rikers. Right next to the pruno.
Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2026 11:30 PM (qwype)
You have to wait 4 seconds to get to the comments???
Hell, that is probably much longer than you have to wait to have an orgasm.
Whiners
Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 11:31 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:31 PM (Np3bf)
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:31 PM (BI5O2)
*If I hafta click more than once to view a page I'm done!*
And off they flounce...
Well, 'bye.
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To be fair, *major* websites should work properly. And AoS is in the Big Leagues.
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 11:32 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 11:32 PM (8DSzR)
The Wolf Totem
https://youtu.be/jM8dCGIm6yc
The Hu Band is a modern Mongolian band featuring throat singing. The Harley Davidson's on the Mongolian steepest is a lovely touch.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 02, 2026 11:32 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 11:32 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 02, 2026 11:32 PM (EXyHK)
She looks at him and says, "It looks like a penis, only smaller"
Posted by: EastBayLarry at March 02, 2026 11:11 PM (F0CXy)
A pencil stub and a peanut.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 02, 2026 11:35 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
For whatever reason it seems to be a thing with the Clown Posse Juaggalo whatever
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 11:36 PM (/lPRQ)
I spend all this money advertising on AoS for nothing.
How will the Toe Fungus Community know that THERE IS HELP
Posted by: GlobalMiklosCorp Marketing Genius at March 02, 2026 11:36 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Out: belt & suspenders
In: belt & suspenders & staples
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:37 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:37 PM (Np3bf)
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:37 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:38 PM (Np3bf)
From The Bee:
"Here's How Major News Outlets Are Reporting The Death Of The Ayatollah
Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In 'Perfectly Executed' Military Operation
The New York Times: Beloved Statesman, Grandfather, Gone Before His Time
The New York Post: ‘Kha-Meh-Nee' Now ‘Kha-Meh-GONE!'
ertc. etc..."
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 11:38 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (QGaXH)
Your jokes are probably better. Gutfeld hasn't been on his game lately.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)
Since the earliest days of my marriage I have been directed to:
A: Don't make up jokes
B: If I must on making up jokes, don't tell them to her mother!*
*Side note: Her mother always liked my sense of humor and would tell me not to listen to her daughter.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 11:39 PM (QGaXH)
In the old'n days, a newbie pretty much got dragged over the coals to post here...I know this firsthand 🥴...
Now? How do these goofy trolls just stroll on in?!
Hi JQ. 🙃You tending bar tonight?
I'll just have a soda....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 11:39 PM (oNzQB)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 02, 2026 11:40 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:40 PM (Np3bf)
The Wolf Totem
https://youtu.be/jM8dCGIm6yc
The Hu Band is a modern Mongolian band featuring throat singing. The Harley Davidson's on the Mongolian steepest is a lovely touch.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 02, 2026 11:32 PM (BnDlA)
Man, look at all those frigging harleys. A lot of them are street glides. They got good taste.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 11:40 PM (snZF9)
My CPAP machine sends me email to tell me when I'm sleeping better.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Does it wake you up to tell you you have mail?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2026 11:41 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 11:41 PM (8zz6B)
A: Don't make up jokes
B: If I must on making up jokes, don't tell them to her mother!*
*Side note: Her mother always liked my sense of humor and would tell me not to listen to her daughter.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
Some people like butt stuff jokes more than others.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 11:41 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 11:39 PM (oNzQB)
Make it an orange soda - or else.
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:41 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:30 PM (sKqQm)
In my case, they monitored brain waves - to see how deeply you slept, and blood oxygen levels.
The technician woke me up part way through the night because my oxygen level had dropped to 80%, or around the point where you start turning blue. She put on a CPAP mask, and configured it well. The rest of the night was the most refreshing I'd had in decades.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 02, 2026 11:41 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Maybe Calpis
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:43 PM (rbvCR)
Kat has been annoying when she's been on lately. I'm getting to hate the" "i'm a libtardarian" schtick.
YMMV
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 02, 2026 11:43 PM (2H3yT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
Orgasmic. Not as cool as the beastly Honda Trail 125 but an OK substitute. I get my tax returns tomorrow. If everything goes right, I will be shopping hard for a big bike this year. I don't often ask for prayers, but I'm thinking this is a good time to call one in.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 02, 2026 11:44 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:44 PM (Np3bf)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 11:45 PM (/lPRQ)
The people that tell us asking an illegal if they are an illegal is a crime against humanity are also saying that if you don't force people to pay the state to inspect their vehicles that everyone will die in the greatest massacre mankind has seen since net neutrality.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:21 PM (sKqQm)
When I was growing up in Florida in the 60's and early 70's we had vehicle inspections. They were a steady source of revenue for the brake, muffler and headlight aim guys.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 11:45 PM (QGaXH)
*If I hafta click more than once to view a page I'm done!*
And off they flounce...
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It's choreographed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 11:46 PM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 02, 2026 11:47 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:48 PM (BI5O2)
Does that mean Greenpeace's lawyers don't get paid neither?
Posted by: Miklos understands incentives/disincentives at March 02, 2026 10:24 PM (8i9Vv)
They probably get paid in advance - up front. Cash.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 11:48 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:48 PM (Np3bf)
Posted by: Miklos is in the denial phase at March 02, 2026 11:48 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: runner
They ooze self importance. X if full of these creatures.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 02, 2026 11:49 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Count Julius the Orange at March 02, 2026 11:51 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 02, 2026 11:51 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2026 11:52 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:52 PM (Np3bf)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2026 11:53 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 11:54 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Same here, depending on what platform I'm using and where. Both laptops and mini-pc I use at home, not an issue. Runs fine. If I use my phone or the WS at work, yea, it's a problem. An annoying one.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 02, 2026 11:54 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2026 11:54 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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I put the freaking ipad in a drawer. (there are notices I may or may not want) It muffles the sound to a soft unconscious level. (I hear it if I want to)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 11:54 PM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
When I complete the list, I will send them all Fyre Festival VIP tickets.
I bet at least half try to show up
Posted by: Miklos maintians an age-appropriate attention span at March 02, 2026 11:56 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at March 02, 2026 11:56 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)
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IF you're a member of a Constitutional Republic fighting for its very existence and all you think of is "I'm a libertarian", you're basically retarded, and should be removed from the airwaves.
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 11:57 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Miklos is aided by some loss of hearing in one ear at March 02, 2026 11:57 PM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2026 11:52 PM (CHHv1)
It was a really awkward date movie. Worse than Enemy at the Gates.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:58 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 02, 2026 11:58 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)
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What does that mean?
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 11:58 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM
That was exactly my thought before I scrolled down and saw the whole painting!
The stupidity of the EPA guys should have landed several people in jail, if we lived in a just world.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 02, 2026 10:36 PM (HlyYF)
At the very least anybody in the future who faces fines or imprisonment for similar offences should be able to point to this incident, and the lack of consequences for the parties responsible, and ask why they aren't receiving equal treatment. Lack of consequences for the EPA offenders should set a precedent for future victims - I mean defendants...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 11:58 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 11:59 PM (bss/y)
If that is your real name, middle school must have been hell.
Posted by: nerdygirl
His Ph.D. dissertation was on encoded philosophy of the New Testament
Posted by: Miklos is smarter than Bubba Jr. at least, but he's way bigger at March 03, 2026 12:00 AM (8i9Vv)
Saying "Tucker Carlson should be removed from media platforms" is cancel culture.
Saying "Tucker Carlson is a loathsome charlatan and his followers are total retards" is just commentary - and it's truthful.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 12:01 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 11:58 PM (Cjcf6)
By the very fact that if we all do it jointly it can't, by definition, be cancel culture
It has to be together, and we all have to do it, and that makes it right.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 12:02 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)
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What does that mean?
Posted by: Crusader
If everybody is canceled nobody is canceled?
Posted by: Miklos in the marketplace of ideas at March 03, 2026 12:02 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Hey Tuck...let's just leave this one
Posted by: Tucker Qutarlson's defamation attorney at March 03, 2026 12:04 AM (8i9Vv)
It’s supposed to ring you up at night to remind you to take your sleeping tablet.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 12:04 AM (ZVgZ4)
Saying "Tucker Carlson should be removed from media platforms" is cancel culture.
Saying "Tucker Carlson is a loathsome charlatan and his followers are total retards" is just commentary - and it's truthful.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 12:01 AM (BI5O2)
I'd say even saying he should be removed is not cancel culture, it is when the companies go ahead and fire someone and make them a pariah based on twitter flame wars.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:04 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: mindful webworker - You need at March 03, 2026 12:05 AM (6RP3T)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)
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What does that mean?
Posted by: Crusader
If everybody is canceled nobody is canceled?
Posted by: Miklos in the marketplace
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Is this some kind of riddle?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:05 AM (8DSzR)
Saying "Tucker Carlson should be removed from media platforms" is cancel culture.
Saying "Tucker Carlson is a loathsome charlatan and his followers are total retards" is just commentary - and it's truthful.
----
Both are correct. Tucker is a retard, a loathsome charlatan, and should be removed from media platforms that don't wish to employ loathsome charlatan retards.
This isn't that difficult.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:05 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
They’re only still around because it is involuntary.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 12:07 AM (ZVgZ4)
If one were to say that Trump is a horrible person and no one should allow anyone to say anything good about him without without shouting them down because he is a loathsome charlatan and his followers are total retards who believe disgusting and evil things is cancel culture.
Now, saying that Robert Kennedy Jr is is a horrible person and no one should allow anyone to say anything good about him because he is a loathsome charlatan and his followers are total retards who believe disgusting and evil things about Autism and Froot Loops is still up for interpretation.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 12:07 AM (rbvCR)
Both are correct. Tucker is a retard, a loathsome charlatan, and should be removed from media platforms that don't wish to employ loathsome charlatan retards.
This isn't that difficult.
Posted by: Crusader
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If it made me money I would employ a loathsome retard.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:07 AM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Need a Bigger Barrel
Posted by: The Barrel knows some Barrels in the Barrel business at March 03, 2026 12:08 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 03, 2026 12:08 AM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 11:58 PM (Cjcf6)
By the very fact that if we all do it jointly it can't, by definition, be cancel culture
It has to be together, and we all have to do it, and that makes it right.
----
If you still have love for Tucker, despite his prolonged stupidity, you should just say so.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:09 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 12:09 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:07 AM (8DSzR)
So, you're the one paying Joy Behar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:09 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
I suggest Hiking the Appalachian Trail
Posted by: mark Sanford, former Governor and "member" of Congress at March 03, 2026 12:11 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: a weird bald kid in The Matrix at March 03, 2026 12:11 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:12 AM (8DSzR)
Yes, we once more have Greeks facing off with Persians...
THIS IS SPAHHTAH!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 12:12 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Braenyard
i can learn
how much we talkin'?
Posted by: Miklos needs mony for Community Kollidge and some Rappin' yo at March 03, 2026 12:12 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 03, 2026 12:12 AM (BnDlA)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 12:12 AM (ZVgZ4)
THIS IS SPAHHTAH!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 12:12 AM (mP0Kj)
Shall we give the Spahhtahns Spanish Spathas?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:13 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: a weird bald kid in The Matrix
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Its been so long since I've watched it that I can't remember--is that chick in the red dress all that hot?
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:14 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 03, 2026 12:12 AM (BnDlA)
Good buffets seem to be things of a bygone era.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:14 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 12:15 AM (Np3bf)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
Tousi (Tousi TV on Yootoob) has already said he will open a pub in Tehran and serve BBQ
Posted by: Miklos has Sources at March 03, 2026 12:15 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:14 AM (Cjcf6)
Yes.
https://tinyurl.com/4atekjwe
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:16 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Does Joy Behar make money for ABC?
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:16 AM (8DSzR)
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Literally nobody has asserted that in this thread.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:17 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
None of the starving children money grubbing NGOs ever opened a free Golden Corral franchise in Africa, did they?
Posted by: Miklos has doubts at March 03, 2026 12:17 AM (8i9Vv)
To hell with all of them.
Again, ymmv
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 03, 2026 12:18 AM (2H3yT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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And a Cafe down the street.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:18 AM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 12:18 AM (Np3bf)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 03, 2026 12:20 AM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Hey Tuck...let's just leave this one
Posted by: Tucker Qutarlson's defamation attorney
HE'S MEAN!!! SUE THE BASTARD!!!
Posted by: Katie Porter at March 03, 2026 12:20 AM (sAmhv)
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Ah, but that was said over and over and again about Trump... It didn't matter, because an electoral majority in one election and a flat-out popular majority in another said "fuck all that." And that was *after* they actually did cancel the man. On social media, then the courts, and then at the point of a gun.
Carlson, on the other hand, is just a loathsome charlatan, with an ever-shrinking handful of credulous dullards in tow.
This is an apples and retards comparison.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 12:20 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Boss Moss
You mean Trixie's sister?
An RC and some Lance cheese crackers and she was good to go
Posted by: Miklos like Dirt Track Dates and Southern Culture on the Skids in general at March 03, 2026 12:20 AM (8i9Vv)
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:21 AM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 11:58 PM (Cjcf6)
By the very fact that if we all do it jointly it can't, by definition, be cancel culture
It has to be together, and we all have to do it, and that makes it right.
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If you still have love for Tucker, despite his prolonged stupidity, you should just say so.
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But he won't.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:21 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 12:18 AM (Np3bf)
Does Luby's still operate out west?
Casino's imo were only ever good for their sweet buffets.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:22 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 02, 2026 11:51 PM (BnDlA)
Softails are a beautiful bike. I have 3 of them. 2 softail customs and a springer softail. They aren't what I call a touring bike, but you can do decent long rides on them no problem. Some guys will put on a windshield and leather saddle bags on them, and with the right seat they'll ride across the country. They are easy to ride. When you're ready we can get you into the right one. They can be had fairly cheap with low miles. I passed up one this year that had a bunch of nice stuff done to it. It was $3500, and it was done. If I didn't have 3 of them I would have grabbed it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 12:22 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:09 AM (Cjcf6)
For example, no one cares about the meth head who is screaming about the jews controlling the trilateral commission until he won't shut up outside your window at 3 AM, because he is not ideologically your enemy, and won't seduce anyone away from correct thought.
But you do go after Tucker, which makes me wonder why someone so useless and clearly impaired is such a perceived danger
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 12:23 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 12:23 AM (ZVgZ4)
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:23 AM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 12:23 AM (Np3bf)
Yes, we once more have Greeks facing off with Persians...
THIS IS SPAHHTAH!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13
Did something change with Cypress. Thought it was divided between Greece and Turkey. Did they flip a coin or am I thinking of a different Med island.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 03, 2026 12:23 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:24 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 11:41 PM (/lPRQ)
Word.
M-I-L was a very classy lady who always treated me I was something special. She's still around but in her late 90's a ghost of what she was 10 years ago. Sometimes though, like in the movie with James Garner, she comes to and is her old self for a few hours. And teases me! LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 03, 2026 12:24 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 12:26 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends
She attracts a wide viewership
Posted by: Miklosian AI at March 03, 2026 12:26 AM (18VQ6)
It wasn't JPMorgan or CNN or Facebook that was doing that to me, it was my wife's kid, posters here, the families I grew up with and knew my whole life, and the dentist.
"That wasn't cancelation"
sure.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 12:27 AM (rbvCR)
For example, no one cares about the meth head who is screaming about the jews controlling the trilateral commission until he won't shut up outside your window at 3 AM, because he is not ideologically your enemy, and won't seduce anyone away from correct thought.
But you do go after Tucker, which makes me wonder why someone so useless and clearly impaired is such a perceived danger
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I don't know, perhaps its because people like you continue to defend the "meth head who is screaming about the jews..." instead of just acknowledging "Yeah, he's gone now...don't know what happened to him".
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:27 AM (Cjcf6)
Yes, we once more have Greeks facing off with Persians...
THIS IS SPAHHTAH!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 12:12 AM (mP0Kj)
Shit man. Iran seems desperate to have a bunch of countries kicking it's corpse at this point.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 12:27 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard
Proof that so-called AI lies!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 12:27 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
That tranny 'Admiral' Rachael Levine. They played football together in HS before he decided to be a chick.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 03, 2026 12:28 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 12:26 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:28 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 12:26 AM (4hjRS)
I meant 'this.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:28 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Sen. Spartacus of New Jersey at March 03, 2026 12:28 AM (18VQ6)
When I road I always wanted a Fat Boy but could only afford the used 1200 Sportsters. Probably fit me better though.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 12:29 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:27 AM (Cjcf6)
I'll admit, I'll still defend Tucker a bit even though he has gone fucking nuts. I have listed my reasons why.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:30 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 12:30 AM (Np3bf)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Thank you I am so in love with motorcycles.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 03, 2026 12:31 AM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 12:30 AM (Np3bf)
Wait, what?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:31 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Miklos remembers very little of Belgium at March 03, 2026 12:32 AM (18VQ6)
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:27 AM (Cjcf6)
I'll admit, I'll still defend Tucker a bit even though he has gone fucking nuts. I have listed my reasons why.
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You should revisit your "reasons". He's crazy now. I remember when he wasn't, but those days are gone man.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:32 AM (Cjcf6)
Chick across the street married a guy. They each had Thunderbirds a 56 & 57 with removable solid tops. He also had a white Harley (huge) Electra Glide? with white fiberglass saddlebags.
Every weekend he would ice them down and fill them with beers and they would go bar hopping. Rough couple.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:33 AM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:32 AM (Cjcf6)
I still like to see the good in people and believe they can come back. Probably stupid, but also at 50, not going to let it go.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:33 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 12:30 AM (Np3bf)
Wait, what?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:31 AM (bss/y)
Will it fit inside Belgium?
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 12:34 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 12:34 AM (Np3bf)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 12:23 AM (rbvCR)
He had a long run of loathsome charlatanry on several major news networks, and now he's running his own - he calls it TCN, if you haven't noticed. If he was shouting about the Jews beneath my window it would be *more* annoying, because I wouldn't be able to turn him off without hurling crockery at him.
There's just no way to square this circle, dude. The man has not been canceled. By anyone. If he's ever canceled, he'll have done it to himself.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 12:35 AM (BI5O2)
It wasn't JPMorgan or CNN or Facebook that was doing that to me, it was my wife's kid, posters here, the families I grew up with and knew my whole life, and the dentist.
"That wasn't cancelation"
sure.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 12:27 AM (rbvCR)
I remember Jim Cramer opening his show excoriating people who were reluctant to get the shot and blaming them for delaying the economy being opened.
He also went on with the CEO of Ford pushing the Lightning as the truck of the future...
Out of habit I still watch him....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 03, 2026 12:36 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Crusader
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He can babble on as long as he has an audience, I don't care. But it is as if a switch is flipped. He's a different person. (I was so hopeful)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:36 AM (8DSzR)
I can't believe they have the balls to do that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:36 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:27 AM (Cjcf6)
Denouncing people in the HOA, or during Covid or during Biden's reign made no one strong, it only made them complicit.
I would not suggest employing the same tactics since the only outcome will be to make you complicit as well.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 12:36 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 12:30 AM (Np3bf)
Wait, what?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:31 AM (bss/y)
Will it fit inside Belgium?
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Snark of the day!
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:37 AM (Cjcf6)
Yes, we once more have Greeks facing off with Persians...
THIS IS SPAHHTAH!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2026 12:12 AM (mP0Kj)
Shit man. Iran seems desperate to have a bunch of countries kicking it's corpse at this point.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 12:27 AM (snZF9)
I guess they want to make going out in a blaze of glory great again....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 03, 2026 12:38 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 12:35 AM (BI5O2)
apparently not, because you use him like Emmanuel Goldstein.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 12:38 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 12:38 AM (Np3bf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:33 AM (bss/y)
I can understand but I don’t see that same defense of people like Romney or Lynn Cheney or John Roberts, etc. At some point you just have to cut them loose.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 12:38 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 12:35 AM (BI5O2)
And that's exactly right. He has made himself uncancelable, so the only way it can happen truly is OG, normal 'cancelation' in the form of social ostracism- not enforced by the mob.
And he's making a pretty good run at it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:39 AM (bss/y)
I would not suggest employing the same tactics since the only outcome will be to make you complicit as well.
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I have zero concerns denouncing Tucker as a loon. Perhaps you're not up to it--that's ok.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:39 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 12:38 AM (4hjRS)
Counter: none of these you mention did something admirable. I would argue that Tucker DID. And at the time when shit was darkest.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:40 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 12:27 AM (snZF9)
My guess, from announcements from the Iranian supreme council, is that there is a complete loss of coordination between the government and the outlying units like the launchers, and they are popping them off because they can't figure out what they are supposed to be doing instead. They are just working on the last orders they got before the tomahawks started landing
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 12:40 AM (rbvCR)
I can't believe they have the balls to do that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:36 AM (bss/y)
maybe a shadow tanker...?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 03, 2026 12:41 AM (QGaXH)
For whatever reason, CAKE's "showcase sessions" type of performances, like at radio stations and guitar stores, tend to be... not great. They're off-putting. Singer/songwriter John McCrea is showboating and his voice is all over the place. But this live show, which I have cued to "Never There," is fairly straight-forward by their standards. It's hard to see the body of Gabe Nelson's bass for most of it, but a close-up at one point plainly shows the characteristic "split coil" of a Fender Precision Bass, same as the Gin Blossoms guy I linked last night.
CAKE - Carbon Monoxide and Never There (Live)
https://youtu.be/WkzmZ7UmDbM?t=223
Posted by: SciVo at March 03, 2026 12:41 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 03, 2026 12:41 AM (QGaXH)
*whispers* Oh you mean RUSSIAN.
Yes, I am being pedantic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:41 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 12:42 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 03, 2026 12:41 AM (QGaXH)
*whispers* Oh you mean RUSSIAN.
Yes, I am being pedantic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:41 AM (bss/y)
Make Pedantic Great Again....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 03, 2026 12:43 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:44 AM (bss/y)
Wish he'd stayed in that lane.
Posted by: Eem at March 03, 2026 12:44 AM (2NPYx)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 12:42 AM (ZVgZ4)
My point about him being uncancelable at this point between Musk and his own structure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:45 AM (bss/y)
Yes, we once more have Greeks facing off with Persians...
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Do the Greeks make guns? One of these pissed off countries must smuggle guns to the Iranian citizens.
They know who the villains are. Help them take care of business.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:45 AM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 03, 2026 12:46 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:39 AM (Cjcf6)
Tucker hurt your feelz.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 12:46 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 12:38 AM (rbvCR)
Not a bit. I don't think he's the ill we need to cure. He's just a charlatan. Has been since the bow tie days at CNN.
If anything, I think the Jonah Goldbergs and the David Frenches of the world are a much bigger problem than the Carlsons and Owenses, if for no reason than the thin veneer of "respectability."
Funny thing is, while I hurl vituperation at all of them, I only get called out for """"censorship"""" about precious little Carlson - and only in the last six months or so, though I've been calling him a charlatan for many years before.
He scratches your itch, and you love him for that, but he's still a charlatan. Your problem - not mine.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 12:46 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 12:46 AM (ZVgZ4)
Wish he'd stayed in that lane.
Posted by: Eem at March 03, 2026 12:44 AM (2NPYx)
There was a two or three year period where, no matter why he did it, we needed someone doing what he did.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:47 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 12:46 AM (ZVgZ4)
This too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:47 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:39 AM (Cjcf6)
Tucker hurt your feelz.
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Tucker has gone on an extended run to disgrace himself. You're just not up to admitting it. That's on you.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:48 AM (Cjcf6)
Night man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:48 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 12:48 AM (Np3bf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:40 AM (bss/y)
No we’ve forgotten the things they did or supported that we strongly agreed with because they have now been ‘cancelled’ by the Right ( I include myself in the Right) .
Trump called Romney’s illegal immigration plan cruel which is ironically hilarious. John Roberts was a strong constitutionalist judge before he got on the SC , Lynn Cheney was also on the right side of issues before Trump made her nuts. Kind of like MTG .
You just have to cut these people loose.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 12:49 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
You have learned much, Grasshopper
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin (not on Disability) at March 03, 2026 12:49 AM (Rb/C4)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Actually, pedantry has always been great.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 03, 2026 12:49 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:47 AM (bss/y)
He's been all over the map.
Posted by: Eem at March 03, 2026 12:50 AM (2NPYx)
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So we should just *ignore* that last "two or three year period" when he's become an antisemitic prick that could undermine the 2026 and 2028 elections?
Get over it. He's gone. Whatever he once was, he's not that guy anymore.
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:50 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 12:30 AM (Np3bf)
Wait, what?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:31 AM (bss/y)
Will it fit inside Belgium?
Posted by: Opinion fact
...........................................
youtu.be/PrvXoin9NcA
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 03, 2026 12:51 AM (sAmhv)
You just have to cut these people loose.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 12:49 AM (4hjRS)
Were any of these people tested for these 'being on the right side' and came through when it actually counted. I would say each and every one of these fuckers folded. Hilariously folded because they never believed or had strength in those convictions.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:51 AM (bss/y)
Every weekend he would ice them down and fill them with beers and they would go bar hopping. Rough couple.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:33 AM (8DSzR)
Sounds like an Electra Glide, basically a full dresser. Some of the dudes I ride with pack their saddle bags with ice and beer. Annoying bastards, because the bags have drain holes, so they're constantly dripping water. My 4th bike is an electraglide ultra classic with the tour pack and the saddle bags. When we do our yearly 3-4 day trip they constantly want to turn the bags on my bike into a cooler. Its like wtf, how much more beer do you need while were out. You're stopping at every frigging bar you see anyway. Every year we leave at least 1 1/2 cases behind in whatever cabin we rent.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 12:51 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Eem at March 03, 2026 12:50 AM (2NPYx)
Definitely since then. It's just bizarre. It is like watching someone in a spiral and you cannot figure it out That is why my theory is drugs. Something has gotten ahold of him and he has fucked himself up because of it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:52 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Actually, pedantry has always been great.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 03, 2026 12:49 AM (VHUov)
There'd be little progress without pendants.
Posted by: Eem at March 03, 2026 12:53 AM (2NPYx)
Posted by: Opinion fact
I sang that in a Kenny Loggins voice
Posted by: Footloose Miklos at March 03, 2026 12:53 AM (Rb/C4)
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Like Tucker you mean?
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:53 AM (Cjcf6)
Also I disagree Tucker did anything He’s just a pundit and why I don’t care about him one way or the other regard to him continuing to be a pundit.
I don’t like DC pundits from either party.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 12:54 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Miklos was called a "pedantic asshole" by a CoB here once at March 03, 2026 12:54 AM (Rb/C4)
Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:50 AM (Cjcf6)
I am not endorsing him, I am just not willing to make him my bête noire for all the ills that befall us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:54 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 12:54 AM (4hjRS)
Fair enough.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:54 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Right. If Tucker had remained bow tie Tucker no one would give a shit.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:55 AM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 03, 2026 12:49 AM (VHUov)
There'd be little progress without pendants.
Posted by: Eem
I could say something....
Posted by: Miklos, guilty as charged at March 03, 2026 12:55 AM (Rb/C4)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 12:54 AM (4hjRS)
Fair enough.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Or the AC pundits
They all swing both ways
They seem direct, but then they alternate
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Uncle Miklos at March 03, 2026 12:58 AM (Rb/C4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:51 AM (bss/y)
Probably because they are vultures, they just go where the food is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 12:58 AM (snZF9)
The you get a sticker and are good to go for the season.
Really not a big deal.
Posted by: Heroq at March 03, 2026 01:00 AM (Jay38)
And Ann Coulter gets slammed here anytime her named is mentioned. I’m just flummoxed why Tucker is the one chosen to be defended.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 01:01 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Miklos, guilty as charged at March 03, 2026 12:55 AM (Rb/C4)
Lol yeah, I was dyslexic as a kid.
Posted by: Eem at March 03, 2026 01:01 AM (2NPYx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 12:58 AM (snZF9)
And that description fits Romney, Cheney and Roberts to a T.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 01:01 AM (bss/y)
YMMV
Posted by: Will Robinson
>What's tiresome is when she gets screechy and says, "I, I, I."
Gutfeld would be better if we wrote his schtick.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 01:02 AM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Convictions???
J6 or the the Epstein stuff
oh
Whew
Posted by: temporary perspiration episode at March 03, 2026 01:02 AM (Rb/C4)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 01:01 AM (4hjRS)
I don't really have strong feelings on Coulter other than it would be like fucking a bucket of Lincoln logs that have been smoked with Luckies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 01:02 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Opinion fact
Or the AC pundits
They all swing both ways
They seem direct, but then they alternate
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Uncle Miklos
Bah. Shock jocks by another name.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2026 01:03 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Gutfeld should show Kat his schtick
Posted by: the eyeglasses might fog up at March 03, 2026 01:03 AM (Rb/C4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:52 AM (bss/y)
The reason I've been ridiculing him for so long is that he's always been this way.
Back when he was a Fox CHUD for Trump, I told people not to listen too closely to him, because of when he was a Fox CHUD for Bush, and a CNN CHUD before. When he struck out on his own, he said normal things for about ten minutes - while he was spinning up his next group of credulous retards. Then it was, of course, off to the marketshare races for him, like always.
It's not drugs. Unless Pfizer has injected him with Charlatrex™.*
Don't take Charlatrex if you're allergic to Charlatrex. Contact a physician if you attract retards for more than 4 hours.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 01:03 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 01:01 AM (4hjRS)
Tucker has been the biggest punching bag here for awhile, he's hardly been much defended.
Posted by: Eem at March 03, 2026 01:05 AM (2NPYx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 01:01 AM (bss/y)
Now it does. At one time it didn’t ( for values of didn’t for politicians) .
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 01:05 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Imklos at March 03, 2026 01:05 AM (Rb/C4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 01:06 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: the eyeglasses might fog up
>Has Tyrus added another baby-mama to his stable?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 01:06 AM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 01:07 AM (Np3bf)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 01:05 AM (4hjRS)
This is my point. They said the right things but when the rubber met the road, the folded (or rather stabbed us all in the back.) NONE of them ever faced serious pushback.
Roberts: Obamacare
Cheney: J6
Romney: Trump's election
All of them met their Faustian moment and signed eagerly on the dotted line.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 01:07 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Eem at March 03, 2026 01:05 AM (2NPYx)
That’s why you don’t join in in the middle of a discussion. It’s a discussion with people defending Tucker or at least delaying any condemnation.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 01:08 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2026 01:08 AM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
raimando has not graced us recently
Posted by: Miklos will see the Doc later at March 03, 2026 01:08 AM (Rb/C4)
Gutfeld would be better if we wrote his schtick.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 01:02 AM (gVUi7)
Gutfield would be better if Kat's dress was shorter and her mouth was closed more often. If you gotta have a woman in the leg chair, get Emily Compagno.
Smart as a whip and ood looking.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 03, 2026 01:09 AM (2H3yT)
She's another lifelong, obligate charlatan.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 01:09 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Methos
DAMN
Posted by: Miklos has his International Commercial Law Certifications around here somewhere at March 03, 2026 01:10 AM (Rb/C4)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 03, 2026 01:08 AM (4hjRS)
They can join whenever the hell they want to. We have had this exact same discussion about a dozen times already. lol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 01:10 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: KT at March 03, 2026 01:10 AM (7vIsy)
Smart as a whip and ood looking.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 03, 2026 01:09 AM (2H3yT)
I miss Carrie Keagan. Even if she wasn't the brightest.
That rack though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 01:11 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Eem at March 03, 2026 01:13 AM (2NPYx)
Posted by: Eem at March 03, 2026 01:13 AM (2NPYx)
Yeah 2000-2005 or so. Early days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 01:14 AM (bss/y)
Yeah?
Charlatan.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 01:15 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Miklos wishes to retain remaining brain cells at March 03, 2026 01:15 AM (Rb/C4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 01:15 AM (Np3bf)
Posted by: Eem at March 03, 2026 12:50 AM (2NPYx)
Definitely since then. It's just bizarre. It is like watching someone in a spiral and you cannot figure it out That is why my theory is drugs. Something has gotten ahold of him and he has fucked himself up because of it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:52 AM (bss/y)
Alcohol is a drug, and at 56, Tucker Carlson is old enough for a steady dose of that toxin to have physically degraded his brain, even without him ever getting sloppy in public. "Functioning" alcoholics are not exactly a myth, per se -- no doubt you, the reader, understand your limits -- but you absolutely cannot count on someone else remaining functional.
Ace's cruelty antennae are generally pretty sensitive to things like that. It's a safe bet.
Posted by: SciVo at March 03, 2026 01:15 AM (Sy6m/)
That rack though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
...............................
They were impressive. Jiggled nicely.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 03, 2026 01:16 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: SciVo at March 03, 2026 01:15 AM (Sy6m/)
But would you expect a sudden mental c(sea?) change with alcohol or a slow bank?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 01:17 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Eem
---
Her weather vane heart. Just like Tucker, when you see it often enough you know it for what it is.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 01:17 AM (8DSzR)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst
They have 3D TVs now?
I see 4k and 5k for sale here
Posted by: Miklos is mildly intrigued at March 03, 2026 01:18 AM (Rb/C4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 01:15 AM (Np3bf)
LOL. wtf?
NOT THE IRISH!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 01:20 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 01:15 AM (Np3bf)
Eh, she's a high-stepping DC cocktail party escort. She wants to be a Tidewater elite, even though she looks like the light horse Harry Lee rode in on - of course she denigrates the Scots-Irish.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 01:21 AM (BI5O2)
Roberts: Obamacare
Cheney: J6
Romney: Trump's election
All of them met their Faustian moment and signed eagerly on the dotted line.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 01:07 AM (bss/y)
People like that have no cemented compass. Their core beliefs are for sale to the highest bidder.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 01:21 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 01:23 AM (bss/y)
Smart as a whip and ood looking.
Posted by: Will Robinson
>Nice choice. She is special. I went on a dinner date with an LA Raiders cheerleader once. Good time. We both knew it would never work out.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 01:23 AM (gVUi7)
That rack though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
...............................
They were impressive. Jiggled nicely.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 03, 2026 01:16 AM (sAmhv)
The word you are looking for is fucking spectacular. Ok, 2 words. You need than many to describe that epic rack of joy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2026 01:24 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Eem at March 03, 2026 01:24 AM (2NPYx)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2026 01:24 AM (Np3bf)
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