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Daily Tech News 2 March 2026

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  • The entry-level PC market - systems priced between $500 and $1000 - is predicted to be wiped out by 2028. (WCCFTech)

    The leading cause of this mass extinction is everyone's favourite villain, Sam Altman of OpenAI. CPU and motherboard prices haven't moved, but RAM prices have increased 300 to 500%, with video cards as collateral damage, and storage prices are heading into the stratosphere as well.

    I suspect the video game market will be forced to adjust to lower average specs for the next few years. Either that or they're going to lose all their remaining customers to indie titles that run fine on ten-year-old hardware.

    Hytale recommends a Radeon 400 series, a range that came out in 2016. Silksong recommends a Radeon 380 from 2015, but will run on a Radeon 7750 from 2012. And that means it will run on pretty much any laptop's integrated graphics.

    Custom PC builders are going to be hurting for years, though.

Tech News

  • We've cured cancer in mice. Again. (Science Daily)

    The new treatment this time uses a metal-organic framework - iron-based nano-particles - to trigger oxidative stress within the tumour cells while leaving healthy tissue untouched.


  • Lenovo has announced a whole bunch of expensive toys at Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, including the latest Legion Tab. (Notebook Check)

    The Legion Tab 5 is slightly better and a whole lot more expensive that the Legion Tab 3 I have. Display resolution is up from the already excellent (for an 8.8" tablet) to 3040x1904, and the CPU has been upgraded from an already fast Snapdragon 8 Gen 3 to a Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5.

    The microSD card slot on earlier models has not returned, nor has the headphone jack. And the MSRP is two and a half times what I paid for mine, making it an easy upgrade to skip.


  • ClawJacked is an attack that lets people break into your local OpenClaw instances by getting you to load a web page. (Bleeping Computer)

    Because web pages running on your browser are free to access websocket services running on your local PC, which is something OpenClaw does. OpenClaw is password protected but not rate-limited on its local ports, so code running in your browser can simply keep guessing.

    I won't judge OpenClaw harshly on this one. Too few developers understand that this is even possible, let alone take any measures to guard against it.


  • I said I was done buying new computer bits. I lied.

    As I mention on my own blog yesterday, I was wandering around the web looking for specs for something - I've since forgotten what I was looking for - when I noticed that an Aussie online store was selling 4TB SSDs at the 2TB price.

    I was very good. I wanted to buy eight. I bought two. About $290 each including tax and shipping, which is a damn good price for a PCIe 4.0 TLC drive right now.


Musical Interlude

Didn't have anything on my list for today, so here's the opening song for last year's stand-out anime series, Ruri Rocks. It's the story of Ruri, and rocks.



Yes, the older girl does carry a medieval war hammer on her back. Gotta carry protection against bears and sudden outcroppings of feldspar.

Bonus: Full-length music video by the vocalist:



Unrelated: A new trailer for Witch Hat Atelier just popped up.



Despite its looks, this one is not all sweetness and light. The manga is excellent, though, and I have high hopes for the anime.



Disclaimer: Literally and figuratively.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 Morning all

Posted by: Tuna at March 02, 2026 04:01 AM (lJ0H4)

2 w00t

Posted by: m at March 02, 2026 04:01 AM (+YA9H)

3 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 02, 2026 04:01 AM (sAmhv)

4 I'm still numb at the news I received at the ER last night.

Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2026 04:04 AM (gKDq2)

5 >>>I said I was done buying new computer bits. I lied.

I was gonna say.

Posted by: m at March 02, 2026 04:04 AM (+YA9H)

6 I know right much about Hytale. A Hytale worthy machine would cost what?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 04:05 AM (UFwgc)

7 4 I'm still numb at the news I received at the ER last night.
Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2026 04:04 AM (gKDq2)

394 Well, that was a fun way to spend a Sunday night. Go to the ER with muscle pain and come out with a diagnosis of cancer.
Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2026 03:33 AM (gKDq2)

Very sorry, RickZ.

Posted by: m at March 02, 2026 04:06 AM (+YA9H)

8 Sounds rough. How certain are they?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 04:07 AM (UFwgc)

9 I'm still numb at the news I received at the ER last night.
Posted by: RickZ

I'm so sorry. The docs are definitely sure it's cancer? Prayers coming your way..

Posted by: Tuna at March 02, 2026 04:08 AM (lJ0H4)

10 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at March 02, 2026 04:10 AM (VczTT)

11 Prayers up from here RickZ. You can beat this.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 02, 2026 04:14 AM (55Qr6)

12 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2026 04:14 AM (Ia/+0)

13
We've cured cancer in mice. Again.


And still not one word of gratitude for having done so from those ungrateful little bastards. Vermin, alla dem!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 02, 2026 04:14 AM (xG4kz)

14 I'm so sorry. The docs are definitely sure it's cancer? Prayers coming your way..
Posted by: Tuna at March 02, 2026 04:08 AM (lJ0H4)


No biopsy. Will get a call from the hospital's oncology dept. later today to set up an appointment.

What gave it away was the dye-contrast CAT scan.

Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2026 04:15 AM (gKDq2)

15 RickZ, those words when you first hear them are scary. But you will have a team of doctors on it, and you will learn to cope and get through it.
Prayers up here, from me as well.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 02, 2026 04:16 AM (WE0m7)

16 RickZ prayers

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2026 04:18 AM (Ia/+0)

17
At least you had the good sense to get matters checked out, RickZ. Our kids' father did not see a doctor for close to ten years and he is now in the closing stages of cancer that has spread throughout his body.

Prayers for a sound second opinion and a pathway for you to fight the beast.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 02, 2026 04:19 AM (xG4kz)

18 RickZ, those words when you first hear them are scary. But you will have a team of doctors on it, and you will learn to cope and get through it.
Prayers up here, from me as well.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 02, 2026 04:16 AM (WE0m7)


That's on top of being a cardiac patient for the last 20 years. I have an ICD implanted, that's a pacemaker and defib paddles. I'm already compromised when it comes to my health. This doesn't look good.

Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2026 04:22 AM (gKDq2)

19
Disclaimer: Literally and figuratively.


You neglected laterally and vertically. Head on a swivel, Pixy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 02, 2026 04:22 AM (xG4kz)

20 I used to build high dollars gaming systems when I was into that. It was fun and I used to be pretty good at it. Now, everybody cheats and hacks and the games have become silly.

I have no desire to dress up my primary weapon in lingerie.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 04:24 AM (gVUi7)

21 At least you had the good sense

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 02, 2026 04:19 AM (xG4kz)


No one has ever put the words 'good sense' in application to myself before.

Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2026 04:26 AM (gKDq2)

22 Trump is looking to foreign policy to build his legacy.

I get it. The domestic Left has mostly forstalled his powers by their control of the courts and the complicity of the Republican DC corruptocrats.

Trump sees Empire building as his only path to historical greatness.

But Trump’s ignoring of the enemy within will only increase it's power and will consign him to historical irrelevance like it did with Reagan.

Trump’s only path to historical greatness will be crushing the domestic Left.

But I fear Trump’s focus on international affairs signals a surrender on the domestic side.

Posted by: Eem at March 02, 2026 04:27 AM (H9Yaj)

23 With the passing of author Dan Simmons on Feb 21, an old short story of his has resurfaced, that was renowned/deplored at the time for Gratuitous Aggravated Islamorealism. Found on Twitter/X via Instapundit, this is a snapshot of his website on the Wayback Machine:

"April 2006 Message from Dan"
https://tinyurl.com/5n836ehr

Posted by: SciVo at March 02, 2026 04:28 AM (Sy6m/)

24 >>This doesn't look good.
Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2026 04:22 AM (gKDq2)

I'm so sorry. I know it seems overwhelming.
As trite as it sounds: one day at a time, and don't stress. I know, that sounds impossible right now.
Find your support and hold on to it.
Prayers work. I'll keep you on my list!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 02, 2026 04:29 AM (WE0m7)

25 Find your support and hold on to it.
Prayers work. I'll keep you on my list!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 02, 2026 04:29 AM (WE0m7)


I'm on the phone at the moment with my support; she has to go to work later. She's a cancer survivor (breast) herself.

Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2026 04:31 AM (gKDq2)

26 Breaking news: Ronald Reagan is historically irrelevant.

Posted by: Well OK then at March 02, 2026 04:31 AM (2Ez/1)

27 >>on the phone at the moment with my support; she has to go to work later. She's a cancer survivor (breast) herself.
Posted by: RickZ

Same. Stage 3, found February 2008

Excellent, she knows of which she speaks.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 02, 2026 04:34 AM (WE0m7)

28 I think if you read the stuff on X about 21 million not being able to get ID to vote I am beginning to think that it is real.
There are 21 to 30 million voters that do NOT belong on the rolls.
They have lived in the US long enough to escape detection and are living on pass down SS# or stolen IDs or share IDs.
2020 had 155 million votes.
2024 had 152 million votes.
Now imagine with SAVE that number goes to 140 or maybe even 135.
People will realize just how much of their lives and livelihoods are stolen and controlled by people that do NOT belong here.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 04:34 AM (gbOdA)

29 Rick so sorry

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 04:37 AM (gbOdA)

30 Breaking news: Ronald Reagan is historically irrelevant.
Posted by: Well OK then at March 02, 2026 04:31 AM (2Ez/1)

Miss the point much 🤡

Posted by: Eem at March 02, 2026 04:39 AM (H9Yaj)

31 So I see the Chinese are fucking with GPS in the straight of Hormuz on behalf of Iran.
Chink ships have a second GPS signal (I am sure we have hacked it) to use.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 04:39 AM (gbOdA)

32 Rick so sorry
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 04:37 AM (gbOdA)


Don't be.

I've made it this far so can't complain.

The friend I'm on the phone with is another story. Another long story. But it boils down to sometimes two people just can't get together.

Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2026 04:40 AM (gKDq2)

33 1000 ships can't navigate.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 04:47 AM (UFwgc)

34 How did they figure it was the Chinese?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 04:48 AM (UFwgc)

35 403 >>>Don't like Trump wearing a baseball cap when making a historic announcement like the Iran strikes.

Posted by: Eem at March 02, 2026 03:42 AM (H9Yaj)

>Regulating body heat and warmth. It's not a photo op, it's a military op at odd hours on a hectic schedule. I'm sort of dragging watching all of this go down.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 04:03 AM (gVUi7)

Agreed.

Posted by: m at March 02, 2026 04:49 AM (+YA9H)

36 Trump was wearing a turban in one video.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 04:51 AM (UFwgc)

37 34 How did they figure it was the Chinese?
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 04:48 AM (UFwgc)

I assume Iran does not have the tech.
But China does have BeiDou Navigation Satellite System (BDS),

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 04:55 AM (gbOdA)

38 Trump was wearing a turban in one video.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 04:51 AM (UFwgc)

Lol. Still don't like him wearing a baseball cap in a historical announcement. Not terribly dignified.

Posted by: Eem at March 02, 2026 04:56 AM (H9Yaj)

39 Biden's Dog is usually posting at this time, no show unless on ONT

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2026 05:02 AM (Ia/+0)

40 He was around. Going into shelter and busy sounding.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 05:03 AM (UFwgc)

41 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 02, 2026 05:05 AM (bQ4nt)

42 The three who were killed were said to be in supply and logistics in Kuwait.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 05:07 AM (UFwgc)

43 >> was renowned/deplored at the time for Gratuitous Aggravated Islamorealism. "April 2006 Message from Dan"

Simmons in his two book series Iliad and Olympos describes islamic nutjobs engineering a retro virus to kill Jews but backfires and kills everyone but Jews - he also has them hacking serv-bots.

Posted by: 13times at March 02, 2026 05:09 AM (Ckdnn)

44 Shortest leadership career in history?

Or having job security for life?

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-888455

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2026 05:09 AM (iMotb)

45 Hey voting in Texas is tomorrow.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 05:14 AM (gbOdA)

46 Belated BOING!

Have to go out for a while.

Just had lotsa intercepts above our heads but this was to the north of Jerusalem, heading toward Tel Aviv and north of it on the coast. Rattled the windows.

Maybe l8r. Still behind in work.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2026 05:17 AM (1o8D5)

47 Consulate body count is up to 22.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 05:18 AM (UFwgc)

48 Wocka, wocka! Evening and morning to all the satellites and major bodies of the AoSHQ system!

*Heaves a sigh* Yes. It's Monday. But always keep in mind:

"Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 02, 2026 05:19 AM (wzUl9)

49 Happy Independence Day

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 05:21 AM (gbOdA)

50 "Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 02, 2026 05:19 AM (wzUl9)


Yeah, well, talk to me in a few months.

Posted by: RickZ at March 02, 2026 05:21 AM (gKDq2)

51 I'm thinking positive thoughts for you, RickZ.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 02, 2026 05:22 AM (wzUl9)

52 46 Belated BOING!

Have to go out for a while.

Just had lotsa intercepts above our heads but this was to the north of Jerusalem, heading toward Tel Aviv and north of it on the coast. Rattled the windows.

Maybe l8r. Still behind in work.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2026 05:17 AM (1o8D5)

*waves*
Thanks for checking in!

Posted by: m at March 02, 2026 05:22 AM (+YA9H)

53 Good morning, everyone!

Read this article in my newsfeed just now: "How should we respond to machines learning to simulate prayer?"

"I'll take 'Kill it with fire' for $500, Alex."

Posted by: NR Pax at March 02, 2026 05:29 AM (OPGS/)

54 Way late work start today and months ago made a long after work appointment. So will have to leave early because its a long drive and for that appointment.

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2026 05:29 AM (Ia/+0)

55 Cancer?

Get some Ivermectin and Menbendazole and start taking them.

Now.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 02, 2026 05:30 AM (qFwJc)

56 >>>We've cured cancer in mice. Again. (Science Daily)

Yay!

Posted by: m at March 02, 2026 05:30 AM (+YA9H)

57 My new conspiracy theory is that the Marxists know they have plenty of unaccountable power over the economy as CEO’s manipulating supply chains and pricing.

Posted by: Accomac at March 02, 2026 05:30 AM (77Bgk)

58 Sorry to hear the news. Hang in there, RickZ.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 02, 2026 05:30 AM (ZQOYp)

59 With regards to Ruri Rocks:

My wife has her Bachelor's in Geology. She absolutely loved this series.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 02, 2026 05:32 AM (OPGS/)

60 Good workout conditions, 58-59 F. with no wind. Oddly, I slept enough last night and no giant black cat whose name rhymes with "curling" went leaping across me at 3:30 am. So it's not a bad start to the day.

The moving company guy I talked with last week has not called me back after two emails. The real estate agent in Owensboro, ditto. And after talking with three apartment complexes there, I've realized that with pet deposits, security deposits, rent, fees, "pet rent," and the cost to break a lease, renting an apartment there for less than a year would be insane. Not to mention their rents are insane by my standards.

I want to move, but I don't see how I can.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 02, 2026 05:34 AM (wzUl9)

61 Over at WaPo

With his bushy white beard and easy smile, Ayatollah Khamenei cut a more avuncular figure in public than his perpetually scowling but much more revered mentor, and he was known to be fond of Persian poetry and classic Western novels, especially Victor Hugo’s “Les Misérables.” But like the uncompromising Khomeini, he opposed moderates’ efforts to promote political and social reforms domestically and to secure rapprochement with the United States.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 05:35 AM (gbOdA)

62 While everyone has their eye on the Austin murder, this happens. And I guess it was almost a week ago.

https://tinyurl.com/yzy2df72

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2026 05:35 AM (iMotb)

63 It's National Egg McMuffin Day. I think I'll go with a biscuit.

And a side of Iron Dome.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 05:35 AM (gVUi7)

64 For something a little light hearted, this is called bardcore. (Music for Pixy)

https://tinyurl.com/49t2kmsv

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 02, 2026 05:38 AM (gQ15S)

65 61 Over at WaPo

With his bushy white beard and easy smile, Ayatollah Khamenei cut a more avuncular figure in public ...
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 05:35 AM (gbOdA)

Santa!

Posted by: m at March 02, 2026 05:39 AM (+YA9H)

66 "I'm already compromised when it comes to my health. This doesn't look good."

The endgame hasn't changed, just the potential date. That's true no matter how old/healthy you are.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 02, 2026 05:40 AM (KIbLI)

67 Over at WaPo

With his bushy white beard and easy smile, Ayatollah Khamenei cut a more avuncular figure in public ...
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026


***
Imagine a May 1945 story beginning, "With his dark hair in a casual across-the-forehead style and a Charlie Chaplin mustache, German Chancellor Adolf Hitler cut a more avuncular figure in public . . ."

Yeah. Wouldn't have happened.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 02, 2026 05:42 AM (wzUl9)

68 Yeah. Wouldn't have happened.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


Probably because most of the media wasn't the enemy and the ones that were knew not to draw attention to themselves.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 02, 2026 05:43 AM (OPGS/)

69 “ Praise be to the Lord, the God of Israel, because he has come to his people and redeemed them.”

Luke 1:68

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2026 05:48 AM (iFEms)

70 4 I'm still numb at the news I received at the ER last night.
Posted by: RickZ


I'm sorry to hear it, Rick. I won't throw out advice that you've hearing from all sides already. I'll just wish you good luck in fighting it.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 02, 2026 05:50 AM (OPGS/)

71 62 While everyone has their eye on the Austin murder, this happens. And I guess it was almost a week ago.

https://tinyurl.com/yzy2df72
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2026 05:35 AM (iMotb)

-----

Outrageous. So they charge this career criminal, illegal immigrant with second degree murder. He's 32, the woman he killed was 41. He'll probably be back on the streets by the time he's 41, so he can have another go.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 02, 2026 05:50 AM (wHUDr)

72 Former Vice President Kamala Harris condemned the Trump administration for launching strikes on Iran, saying in a statement that she is “opposed to a regime-change war in Iran, and our troops are being put in harm’s way for the sake of Trump’s war of choice.”

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at March 02, 2026 05:52 AM (gbOdA)

73 Not getting much above freezing late today and wintery weather overnight tonight

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2026 05:52 AM (Ia/+0)

74 The ... Atlantic???

The Death of Khamenei and the End of an Era
His life’s work was to preserve a revolution that is heading for the ash heap.

https://archive.is/qGt6T

Posted by: m at March 02, 2026 05:53 AM (+YA9H)

75 Pakis very lucky the Marine held back.

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at March 02, 2026 05:54 AM (gbOdA)

76 *waves*
Thanks for checking in!

Posted by: m at March 02, 2026 05:22 AM (+YA9H)
-

Thanks for waving.

RickZ, hears hoping the docs say fight it.

Stepped outside and was whisked back into the shelter by another siren.

Beautiful weather!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2026 05:56 AM (1o8D5)

77 @RickZ: Hang in there. J.J. Sefton had one of the worst cancers you can get (a Glioblastoma). We all prayed hard for him, and God provided complete healing, using the minds, hearts, and hands of an excellent oncology team of doctors and nurses.

He can do the same for you. This morning I offer you these two scriptures to comfort you:

Philippians 4: 6-7

Be anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known to God; and the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.

Isaiah 41:10

Do not be afraid, for I am with you.
Do not be anxious, for I am your God.
I will fortify you, yes, I will help you,
I will really hold on to you with my right hand of righteousness.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 02, 2026 05:57 AM (O7YUW)

78 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 05:59 AM (u82oZ)

79 Outrageous. So they charge this career criminal, illegal immigrant with second degree murder. He's 32, the woman he killed was 41. He'll probably be back on the streets by the time he's 41, so he can have another go.

Posted by: JM in Illinois



CIA Barbie and her merry band of marxists in Richmond will make sure he is released.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 02, 2026 06:00 AM (sAmhv)

80 Iran Forms New Leadership Council After Khamenei's Death

Guess they never have seen Spinal Tap

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at March 02, 2026 06:00 AM (gbOdA)

81 Yesterday somewhere read the comments by the Marxists who all like a flock of birds turned on a dime against President Trump's action.

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2026 06:01 AM (Ia/+0)

82 💤

fin

Posted by: clarence at March 02, 2026 06:02 AM (5nlkh)

83 "The entry-level PC market - systems priced between $500 and $1000 - is predicted to be wiped out by 2028."

I sincerely hope the AI bubble pops hard and fast before that happens.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 02, 2026 06:02 AM (O7YUW)

84 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Sounds like time for some quality control on judges. And after a certain point, let's give up on rehabilitating criminals, and send them to Canada to be parted out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 06:03 AM (u82oZ)

85 rhennigantx austere religious scholar

Yup. Need a new drummer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 06:04 AM (u82oZ)

86
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2026 06:05 AM (tljrc)

87 If this keeps up, there will be an intern running Iran because everyone above him fled.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 02, 2026 06:05 AM (OPGS/)

88 Great job, Kuwait! Just one problem:

Open Source Intel @Osint613
25s
BREAKING 🔴🔴

Kuwait air defenses shot down 3 U.S. F-15s

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2026 06:05 AM (1o8D5)

89 Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2026 06:06 AM (Ia/+0)

90 Kuwait air defenses shot down 3 U.S. F-15s
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2026 06:05 AM (1o8D5)

I think about everyone in the Gulf flies that 15

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at March 02, 2026 06:09 AM (gbOdA)

91 American markets open shortly for the first trades post-Iran action. Oil, as you would expect, is climbing much higher to start, maybe opening between $75-80, up from $67 on Friday. A great deal of the worlds oil, maybe 20% ships through the straits of Hormuz every day, and 90% of that goes to Asia, so Japan, China, South Korea, and Taiwan, highly developed economies all, will be scrambling to cover their needs in the markets. Expect oil in the short term to climb to as much as $100 until OPEC, Venezuela and the US can ramp up production, or the Iranians cave. Any stocks dependent on world trade, like banks, shipping companies, Amazon or Walmart, clothing companies etc, will all get chopped to hell until the situation gets clearer.

But after all the turmoil, and if Trump succeeds, just imagine what he will have accomplished: the two main suppliers of oil to China will now be under American control, the main source of turmoil in the middle east will have been stopped cold, Russia's main drone supplies ended, and the Abraham Accords will get a jolt of support. And Europe? Who cares.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 06:10 AM (PtAHv)

92 Salty!

Parting them out would be too kind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2026 06:11 AM (iMotb)

93 Biden's Dog. Thank you. I saw a report that several jets had crashed in Kuwait . Didn't mention friendly fire

Posted by: Ben Had at March 02, 2026 06:12 AM (+nEug)

94 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Laurel and Hardy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 02, 2026 06:13 AM (6meWH)

95 Biden's Dog. Thank you. I saw a report that several jets had crashed in Kuwait . Didn't mention friendly fire

Posted by: Ben Had at March 02, 2026 06:12 AM (+nEug)
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I saw a FF assumption early on but I was convinced that it was FF when I saw the clip of the 2nd F-15 twirling down slowly.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2026 06:15 AM (1o8D5)

96 Yup. Need a new drummer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 06:04 AM (u82oZ)
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People spontaneously combust all the time!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 02, 2026 06:15 AM (6meWH)

97 Not to make light of death and injury to our military personnel, but..

Which is deadlier....

A weekend at war with Iran, or..

A weekend in Chicago?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2026 06:17 AM (iMotb)

98 Yup. Need a new drummer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 06:04 AM (u82oZ)
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People spontaneously combust all the time!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 02, 2026 06:15 AM (6meWH)

Nothing left but a globule.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2026 06:17 AM (wVcYX)

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