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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Queen Esther
Edwin Longsden Long
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2026 09:30 AM (rR3v+)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 02, 2026 09:31 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: fd - I forgive you for the mistakes I made at March 02, 2026 09:32 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2026 09:32 AM (rR3v+)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 02, 2026 09:33 AM (mh59C)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 02, 2026 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 02, 2026 09:34 AM (DgMqy)
Would hang , thx CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 02, 2026 09:34 AM (HYqoK)
Posted by: whig at March 02, 2026 09:34 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 09:34 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2026 09:34 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 02, 2026 09:34 AM (xT8gx)
Ready to write up some scripture!
Posted by: Auspex at March 02, 2026 09:35 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2026 09:35 AM (fUkZA)
Posted by: Agony of De Feet at March 02, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Boswell at March 02, 2026 09:35 AM (j10i6)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2026 09:35 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 09:35 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2026 09:35 AM (tj6OY)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 02, 2026 09:35 AM (NYInA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2026 09:36 AM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Theyjustwriteitoff at March 02, 2026 09:36 AM (sUTO1)
Why would you have a pic of Esther today?
(Joking. Esther is one of the few OT books I've read.)
Another artist who couldn't afford anything but brown paint, alas. Alexa, brighten this up with colorfulness.
The important thing, of course, is to ask if the attendant on the right is a gal and topless, or just some eunuch?
Posted by: mindful webworker - a poor student in a rich land at March 02, 2026 09:36 AM (6RP3T)
Edwin Long's painting captures the biblical story of Queen Esther, who risked her life to save her people from persecution. The artwork reflects the Victorian academic style, characterized by meticulous detail and realistic representation. Long's use of vibrant colors, particularly gold and red, conveys the opulence of the Persian court.
Themes and Interpretation
The painting depicts Esther in a moment of tension, poised before King Ahasuerus. This scene symbolizes courage and the struggle for justice. Esther's expression reflects her inner turmoil, embodying the complexities of her role as both a queen and a Jewish woman in a precarious position.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 02, 2026 09:36 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 02, 2026 09:37 AM (jtM2q)
Sick and tired of love
I've had my fill of love
From below and above
Tired, tired of being admired
Tired of love uninspired
Let's face it
I'm tired
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2026 09:37 AM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: Salami, Salami, Baloney! at March 02, 2026 09:37 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 09:37 AM (KND7J)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2026 09:38 AM (a7sNn)
Posted by: Can't Afford No Shoes at March 02, 2026 09:38 AM (oftw2)
Which question I see Anna Puma already addressed.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just another cell in the Horde mind at March 02, 2026 09:38 AM (6RP3T)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2026 09:39 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 09:39 AM (KND7J)
The wall decor really does capture the flavor of Persian stone work.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 09:39 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 09:35 AM (2GVsD)
******
Maybe she's gay.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 02, 2026 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Eromero at March 02, 2026 09:39 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Haman at March 02, 2026 09:40 AM (sUTO1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2026 09:40 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 09:40 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: mindful webworker - this MEANS something (piling up mashed potatoes) at March 02, 2026 09:41 AM (6RP3T)
Posted by: Case at March 02, 2026 09:41 AM (Z3Kkg)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 02, 2026 09:41 AM (NYInA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 09:41 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 02, 2026 09:41 AM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 02, 2026 09:42 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2026 09:42 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Cicero
Aunt Esther (LaWanda Page) was known as "The Bronze Goddess of Fire".
Posted by: From St. Louis at March 02, 2026 09:42 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 09:42 AM (/LXUT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 09:42 AM (2GVsD)
It's pretty clear that art like this be-peoples our dreams of what potentates like Cleopatra must have looked like. This is like an Edith Head costume sketch, or Little Alex's prison fantasy.
I think if we had more and better illustrated Bibles, we'd have more history and biblical scholars, and a higher class of porn as well.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 02, 2026 09:43 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 09:43 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: red speck at March 02, 2026 09:43 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2026 09:43 AM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 02, 2026 09:44 AM (Kt19C)
At first I thought that the kneeling woman on the left was holding a roll of tape.
"Today we paint the trim in the banquet hall!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 09:45 AM (xG4kz)
Test Results - a limerick
No matter how hard they tried
Esther and her handmaidens cried
They were denying and rejecting
When they learned she was expecting
'Twas the day that the Esther Bunny died
Posted by: muldoon at March 02, 2026 09:45 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Lance Link at March 02, 2026 09:45 AM (45aa2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 09:46 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 02, 2026 09:43 AM (zdLoL)
Is it irreverent to think of Esther dancing for the King in a hoochie koochie dress?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2026 09:46 AM (etYFQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 09:46 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
On a pretty, young woman it looks nice. On the bingo flap lady yanking on the one-armed bandit down at the gas station, not so alluring.
Posted by: Arbiter of Beauty And Taste at March 02, 2026 09:47 AM (oftw2)
"Today we paint the trim in the banquet hall!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 09:45 AM (xG4kz)
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That would explain the long faces
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 02, 2026 09:47 AM (0bjKf)
Not a good idea in a region without modern plumbing.
> Aunt Esther (LaWanda Page) was known as "The Bronze Goddess of Fire".
Posted by: From St. Louis at March 02, 2026 09:42 AM (oftw2)
Yep. In her youth she was a stripper who did a fire act.
She got the Sanford and Son gig because she and Redd Foxx were old friends dating back to the burlesque days.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2026 09:48 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: red speck at March 02, 2026 09:48 AM (Ve/HL)
Okay, thenk, smArt folks, what does the mirror symbolize, henh?
Beam weapons -- it's smiting time!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 09:48 AM (xG4kz)
Sidenote: it is hard to find a photo of Theda which does not creep me the hell out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 09:49 AM (bss/y)
Also, would not hang.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 02, 2026 09:49 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Art. at March 02, 2026 09:49 AM (i49OE)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 09:45 AM (xG4kz)
...
Paintin' Trim, huh?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 09:49 AM (bss/y)
"Today we paint the trim in the banquet hall!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 09:45 AM
"But first, a few words about shop safety."
- Norm Abram
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2026 09:50 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 09:50 AM (2GVsD)
Maybe in the poker room.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2026 09:50 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 09:50 AM (7fEFu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2026 09:50 AM (OhBRn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 09:49 AM (bss/y)
I'd be willing to get creeped out by her.
She was a smokeshow.
She was also Jewish, I believe, despite taking a stage name that was an anagram of "Arab".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2026 09:50 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 02, 2026 09:50 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 09:50 AM (2GVsD)
Thing about getting typecast is at least you are getting cast.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 09:51 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 02, 2026 09:51 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2026 09:43 AM (2J/Lj)
At 19 I could, with some effort, wear a metal bangle bracelet that way. Mostly because I was chronically ill and didn't realize.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 02, 2026 09:51 AM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Q Tarantino at March 02, 2026 09:51 AM (HcoTw)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 02, 2026 09:52 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: red speck
I got that reference.
"We could use him as a footstool or a table to play Scrabble on.
Then tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon"
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2026 09:54 AM (2J/Lj)
FWIW, Long was excellent at painting nudes. They are very natural and appealing and have the same qualities as today's painting. Worth a look at his works.
Posted by: JTB at March 02, 2026 09:54 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2026 09:43 AM (2J/Lj)
Armlet, I think it's called
Or armband
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 09:54 AM (7fEFu)
Also, would not hang.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 02, 2026 09:49 AM (Y1sOo)
Weekend events, plus it's Purim which is the holiday celebrating the salvation of the Jews through Esther's actions.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 02, 2026 09:55 AM (lFFaq)
This is why this art is appropriate for today
Purim is a Jewish holiday that commemorates the saving of the Jewish people by Queen Esther from annihilation at the hands of an official of the Achaemenid Empire named Haman, as it is recounted in the Book of Esther.
Purim begins at sundown today.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 09:55 AM (xG4kz)
I like the emotions on her face. To me it shows the reality of the mental conflict and preparation before taking a dangerous and necessary action.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 02, 2026 09:55 AM (RkOfE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 09:56 AM (8zz6B)
Or armband
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
Ja, armbands were quite fashionable in Berlin 1933-45.
Posted by: A. Schickelgruber at March 02, 2026 09:56 AM (oftw2)
Some enterprising Israeli made a dating app where you can check to see who in your bomb shelter is single.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 09:57 AM (bss/y)
The Achaemenid Empire is another bame for the Persian Empire.
Tying together the appropriate threads based on recent events is an exercise left for the readers.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 09:57 AM (xG4kz)
There are actually 2 days of Purim. If you're in the Persian town of Shushan or in several ancient Israeli cities, such as here in Jerusalem, the holiday is celebrated not tonight but tomorrow night through Wednesday. For the rest of the world, Purim is celebrated beginning this evening through tomorrow.
ליהודים היתה אורה ושמחה וששון ויקר - כן תהיה לנו
פורים שמח
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2026 09:58 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 09:58 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: T man at March 02, 2026 09:59 AM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:00 AM (bss/y)
Meh, guessing A-cup
Posted by: one hour sober at March 02, 2026 10:00 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2026 10:00 AM (EtnSa)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 02, 2026 10:00 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: T man at March 02, 2026 09:59 AM (HcoTw)
I'm not entirely sure that one isn't a dude.
(Muddy Waters "Mannish Boy" starts playing in the background)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2026 10:00 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: T man at March 02, 2026 09:59 AM (HcoTw)
One, she looks to be pretty flat. Two, she is employing the Austin Powers block the naughty bits gambit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:01 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: T man
I thought Bulg was the Mayor of Melonville.
Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at March 02, 2026 10:01 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:00 AM (bss/y)
====
I need moar time to get to Jerusalem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 02, 2026 10:01 AM (RIvkX)
Also, would not hang.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 02, 2026 09:49 AM (Y1sOo)
Weekend events, plus it's Purim which is the holiday celebrating the salvation of the Jews through Esther's actions.
----
This, and spoiler alert, hanging features prominently in this story.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 02, 2026 10:01 AM (RkOfE)
Armlet is the term commonly used in the trade.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 10:01 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 02, 2026 10:01 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2026 10:01 AM (IG3/x)
You are now free to discuss movies, Star Trek, or boobs.
Posted by: muldoon at March 02, 2026 10:02 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2026 10:03 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 02, 2026 10:01 AM (Y1sOo)
I read that Khamenei, Jr., the new "Supreme Leader" was also taking a dirt nap, though I'm not sure if that's been confirmed.
I guess they're going to have to put the job ad back on monster.com.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2026 10:03 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 02, 2026 10:03 AM (B4x3t)
Posted by: muldoon at March 02, 2026 10:02 AM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Guns and Longbows at March 02, 2026 10:03 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: T man
Well... Yes. Don't get me wrong here.... I like tits. Mine. I like having them. I especially like them when Hubbymayhem is paying "attention" to mine.
But on some other broad? Yeh.... Nope. Don't care.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2026 10:04 AM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 10:01 AM
* sobs *
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 02, 2026 10:04 AM (0sNs1)
Ironically, even a negative test resulted in the rabbit's demise.
Side effects of Dissection include death. That's it, death.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 10:05 AM (xG4kz)
Israel War Room
@IsraelWarRoom
HISTORIC: For the first time ever, Israel used the Iron Beam to intercept rockets fired by Hezbollah.
https://is.gd/EsscjG
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 02, 2026 10:05 AM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:00 AM (bss/y)
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Long story but the Jews of Shushan were given an additional day to destroy their enemies and only rested the day after the same was done the day before by the Jews elsewhere throughout the Persian Empire.
Then, in order to recall that the exile was not the place where the Jews belonged, they retroactively set the holiday's date based on whether the locale one is in was a walled city from the time of Joshua's conquest of Cana'an, as Jerusalem was.
Have to cut it short and head out for a while. Maybe l8r.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2026 10:06 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 10:06 AM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:06 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 02, 2026 10:07 AM (vV6n9)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 10:07 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:06 AM (8zz6B)
That's what I was thinking too. Seen it used in books, at least.
Or torq?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:07 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Testing 1, 2, 3,.... at March 02, 2026 10:07 AM (oftw2)
A torque is worn around the neck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 10:07 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 02, 2026 10:01 AM (Y1sOo)
too bad so sad
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2026 10:07 AM (BI5O2)
Pride goeth before a fall
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 02, 2026 10:08 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:08 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 02, 2026 10:08 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 02, 2026 10:08 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 10:08 AM (gVUi7)
Have IRGC and Basijis started massacring, or are they holding back? I think that's going to be a leading indicator of how big a problem this is going to be.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2026 10:09 AM (BI5O2)
Also called torq or torc, it is rigid, unlike a necklace.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 10:09 AM (xG4kz)
Israel War Room
@IsraelWarRoom
HISTORIC: For the first time ever, Israel used the Iron Beam to intercept rockets fired by Hezbollah.
https://is.gd/EsscjG
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 02, 2026 10:05 AM (FXNzP)
Way to agitate the trolls.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 02, 2026 10:09 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:09 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2026 10:04 AM (2J/Lj)
I remember a long-ago interview with Frank Zappa in which he stated that his new album had "Everything that America loves, and that is beer and tits".
The (female) interviewer said "I don't like either of those things and I'm 51% of America."
Zappa: "Well, if you don't like them maybe you should go have them chopped off."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2026 10:09 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 10:01 AM
* sobs *
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 02, 2026 10:04 AM (0sNs1)
There there.
Posted by: T Rex at March 02, 2026 10:10 AM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:10 AM (bss/y)
Did the Wasserman Test kill Wasserman?
I'd be more concerned over the slaughters from pop quizzes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 10:11 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2026 10:09 AM (IG3/x)
What a pretentious, miserable bitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:11 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:11 AM (bss/y)
And they are not identifying the suspect in the Virginia ‘road rage’ killings so I suspect it also connected to terrorism.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:13 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 10:09 AM (xG4kz)
So, one of those African babes with all the rings on her neck would be a torq wench, then?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:13 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Agony of De Feet at March 02, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2)
++++
Esther looks like she's wearing some kind of sandal. You can see the thong straps between her two biggest toes.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 02, 2026 10:13 AM (syz1S)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 02, 2026 10:01 AM (Y1sOo)
too bad so sad
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
They ALL had a chance to peacefully bail last month. But nooooooo. They had to crank up the asshoe-ishness against the Iranian people.
F them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2026 10:13 AM (rR3v+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:11 AM (bss/y)
Pretty sure Trump release the pod of trained dolphins with anti ship mines on their backs in the gulf.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 02, 2026 10:13 AM (i0Hi3)
And they are not identifying the suspect in the Virginia ‘road rage’ killings so I suspect it also connected to terrorism.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:13 AM (4hjRS)
Call it what it is: Muslim Motivated Murder
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:14 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2026 10:15 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 02, 2026 10:01 AM (Y1sOo)
too bad so sad
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
They ALL had a chance to peacefully bail last month. But nooooooo. They had to crank up the asshoe-ishness against the Iranian people.
F them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2026 10:13 AM (rR3v+)
The next guy who does not pay attention to the matter of Trump requesting them to leave will no doubt bet that Trump won't do it three times in a row.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 02, 2026 10:15 AM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 10:01 AM
* sobs *
Posted by: Michelle Fields
Look at the bright side. You can put yours on from the top down and carry it with you everywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2026 10:15 AM (rR3v+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:15 AM (bss/y)
Per wikipedia
The word comes from Latin torquis (or torques), from torqueo, "to twist", because of the twisted shape many of the rings have. Typically, neck-rings that open at the front when worn are called "torcs" and those that open at the back "collars". Smaller bracelets and armlets worn around the wrist or on the upper arm sometimes share very similar forms. Torcs were made from single or multiple intertwined metal rods, or "ropes" of twisted wire. Most of those that have been found are made from gold or bronze, less often silver, iron or other metals (gold, bronze and silver survive better than other metals when buried for long periods).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 10:16 AM (xG4kz)
Any Muslim could potentially be a sleeper agent. So whenever there is conflict with a Muslim power some percentage of our immigrants/"refugees" will start attacking.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)
When I was a boy, I remember Grandfather Poppins saying that if something went wrong, Grandmother would hang his ass higher than Haman. Do people still say that?
I do, but you expect that of me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 02, 2026 10:16 AM (ufSfZ)
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Well, I never heard nothing about it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 02, 2026 10:16 AM (FXNzP)
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Well, I never heard nothing about it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 02, 2026 10:16 AM (FXNzP)
""Secret""
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 02, 2026 10:17 AM (i0Hi3)
Delusional evil retards
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:17 AM (4hjRS)
Reports so far seem to indicate that they are more on the being massacred side of things. One can only hope it's true.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 02, 2026 10:17 AM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Nicless at March 02, 2026 10:17 AM (nPp6w)
Any Muslim could potentially be a sleeper agent. So whenever there is conflict with a Muslim power some percentage of our immigrants/"refugees" will start attacking.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)
It should have been a foregone conclusion for everyone to increase readiness and awareness after this weekend's strikes.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 02, 2026 10:18 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2026 10:18 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:19 AM (4hjRS)
So, one of those African babes with all the rings on her neck would be a torq wench, then?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
But of course! They're very slinky.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 10:19 AM (xG4kz)
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Well, I never heard nothing about it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 02, 2026 10:16 AM (FXNzP)
So well kept, even the Democrap media refused to report it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:19 AM (8zz6B)
An old flame stayed up all night studying for her Wasserman Test.
She still flunked.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2026 10:19 AM (cYBz/)
Reports so far seem to indicate that they are more on the being massacred side of things. One can only hope it's true.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 02, 2026 10:17 AM (lFFaq)
Certainly hope if the regime starts massacring non party members that someone has a hidden cache of guns to fight back.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 02, 2026 10:19 AM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
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Do not undergo Dissection™ if you or a family member have had a previous adverse result from Dissection™. Ask your OB/Gyn if Dissection™ is right for you. Tell your OB/Gyn if you are pregnant or planning to be.
Posted by: muldoon at March 02, 2026 10:20 AM (qgHp7)
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So sad. She barely had time to submit the life insurance claim.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2026 10:20 AM (+HNx/)
Of the three persons in this painting, it appears that Esther alone is wearing sandals.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 10:20 AM (xG4kz)
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Compare and contrast. WaPo's obituaries of Scott Adams and Khameini.
https://is.gd/eqXT7u
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 02, 2026 10:20 AM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Zombie Haman at March 02, 2026 10:20 AM (UJMvS)
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Which wife? I’m sure he had more than one.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:21 AM (4hjRS)
Did a pretty good job of it, in both versions it produced, the main subject had a prettier face.
It also changes the form factor of the painting, basially rotating the canvas 90 degreess so it's wider rather than taller.
I would hang either of the imprsssioisitc paintings.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2026 10:21 AM (XV/Pl)
I understand after the attack she went to pieces.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2026 10:22 AM (cYBz/)
How's life ???
Feeling better ... plumbing better ???
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 02, 2026 10:22 AM (3sXRv)
That’s interesting. Can you post a link to what you did?
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:22 AM (4hjRS)
https://is.gd/eqXT7u
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 02, 2026 10:20 AM (FXNzP)
Yeah, one was a friend to the commies, one was not.
I really am coming to hate these guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:22 AM (bss/y)
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Everybody's heard of Alexander the Great but nobody ever mentions Lester the Mediocre.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2026 10:23 AM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at March 02, 2026 10:23 AM (JCZqz)
The idea being any of the good you see or feel from Trump is actually merely "proof" of the opposite thing. Very much a last ditch effort of branding and it shows they are absolutely losing the branding and labeling war.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2026 10:23 AM (6t1NV)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Looks like Esther takes fashion notes from Piper. Very nice.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:24 AM (2WIwB)
Jack Schlossberg: "How well the Biden administration did in the first two years of its term is the best kept secret in politics."
And you are just the intellectual powerhouse to tell us just what went "well", aren't you, Nepo Candidate?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 10:24 AM (xG4kz)
So, one of those African babes with all the rings on her neck would be a torq wench, then?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Nice 🙂
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 02, 2026 10:24 AM (RkOfE)
180 St Kilda Road, Melbourne
Edwin LONG
Queen Esther
1878
Medium
oil on canvas
Measurements
213.5 × 170.3 cm
Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at March 02, 2026 10:24 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: George Costanza at March 02, 2026 10:24 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
There are torc style bracelets also.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2026 10:24 AM (2J/Lj)
I do, but you expect that of me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 02, 2026 10:16 AM
I recall Lord Peter Wimsey describing the murder culprits (i.e., the church bells) as already having been hanged higher than Haman in The Nine Tailors.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2026 10:25 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at March 02, 2026 10:25 AM (gbOdA)
It’s basic Newspeak. It’s hilarious when the Left attempts to equate 1984 with the Right when they follow it to the T.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:25 AM (4hjRS)
Better yet, Nepo Candidate, invite J'Blowme to join you at your campaign events to explain it himself.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 10:26 AM (xG4kz)
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Everybody's heard of Alexander the Great but nobody ever mentions Lester the Mediocre.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2026 10:23 AM (+HNx/)
I particularly liked when Biden ranted and raved in front of columns of red light saying how fire and destruction would pore down on his enemies.
I also liked that imprisoning without charge people (LEGAL FUCKING CITIZENS) and torturing them by denying them medical care or access to lawyers was the bestest thing ever. They saw these people as far less deserving of praise than FUCKING CHILD MOLESTING MURDERING FUCKS.
So fuck Joe Biden.
Fuck Obama.
Fuck the assholes in congress who aided and abetted him.
And sincerely, fuck you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:26 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at March 02, 2026 10:27 AM (gbOdA)
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Which wife? I’m sure he had more than one.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:21 AM (4hjRS)
His favorite one. The one that would give him bj's.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 02, 2026 10:27 AM (g8Ew8)
Edwin Longsden Long
A beautifully detailed painting; all of the models are so young. (Wikipedia) "The painting was meant to be hung next to a similar painting depicting Vashti."
Edwin Longsden Long RA was a successful English genre, history, biblical and portrait painter. He is best known for his Orientalist paintings, many very large, which fetched high prices. His The Babylonian Marriage Market is perhaps his best known work in this line. Wikipedia
Born: July 12, 1829, Somerset, United Kingdom
Died: May 15, 1891 (age 61 years), Hampstead, London, United Kingdom
Period: Orientalism
Books: Ione: A Tale of Ephesus, The Price of Beauty: Edwin Long's Babylonian Marriage Market (1875).
>Art Renewal Center Organization - Edwin Longsden Long
89 artworks
Academic Classical artist
Born 1829 - Died 1891
His body of work is amazing.
Thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 02, 2026 10:28 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 02, 2026 10:08
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TBF, his wife, Zeresh was raggin' on him about it 24/7.
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 02, 2026 10:28 AM (ViCCR)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 02, 2026 10:27 AM (g8Ew
Objection, he preferred those from Dinner Jacket. The beard tickled his balls.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:28 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:26 AM (bss/y)
Halleluiah Holy Shit, where's the tylenol
Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at March 02, 2026 10:28 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*******
Heh!
Posted by: muldoon at March 02, 2026 10:30 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:30 AM (bss/y)
The idea being any of the good you see or feel from Trump is actually merely "proof" of the opposite thing. Very much a last ditch effort of branding and it shows they are absolutely losing the branding and labeling war.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2026 10:23 AM (6t1NV)
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Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
🚨 LMFAO! He just MIC DROPPED the Democrats 🫳🏻🎤
"They out here saying, 'America did illegal strikes on Iran!' Guys, the strikes aren't illegal, they're just undocumented. It's OK." 😭
[video]
https://is.gd/Ts9qfz
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 02, 2026 10:30 AM (+7CAQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 02, 2026 10:31 AM (FXNzP)
No strikes are illegal on stolen land!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:31 AM (bss/y)
The idea being any of the good you see or feel from Trump is actually merely "proof" of the opposite thing. Very much a last ditch effort of branding and it shows they are absolutely losing the branding and labeling war.
Posted by: ...
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The pivot starting yesterday was the no plan no plan no plan for Iran. Ann Applebaum's Atlantic article among others including fake Right like Matt Walsh repeating the no plan no plan for Iran.
Posted by: whig at March 02, 2026 10:31 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2026 10:23 AM (+HNx/)
Preach it.
Posted by: King Ethelred the Unready at March 02, 2026 10:31 AM (XE5AP)
He needs to give the staff member who gave that to him a huge raise.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:32 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: whig at March 02, 2026 10:31 AM (E4rtv)
Well, they were pretty disjointed there for a couple days. They had to settle on something.
Looks like they are going for:
1) WOT Death Clock
2) Quagmire!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:33 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 02, 2026 10:34 AM (+nEug)
They were still kicking in doors to make J6 arrests up until a week prior to the inauguration. I know people that went to prison.
The only positive to come from this is that Trump had another 4 years to figure out what went wrong the first time, and the right isn't likely to get rolled like 2020 again... or at least won't peacefully go along with it.
Posted by: heya at March 02, 2026 10:34 AM (nH+RN)
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So sad. She barely had time to submit the life insurance claim.
Posted by: Cicero
Please allow 14 to 21 days to process claims. Thank you.
Posted by: Mutual of Sand Dunes
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2026 10:35 AM (rR3v+)
And let the young woman who pleases the king be queen instead of Vashti." This pleased the king, and he did so.
He was bringing up Hadassah, that is Esther, the daughter of his uncle, for she had neither father nor mother. The young woman had a beautiful figure and was lovely to look at, and when her father and her mother died, Mordecai took her as his own daughter.
Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at March 02, 2026 10:36 AM (gbOdA)
Any Muslim could potentially be a sleeper agent. So whenever there is conflict with a Muslim power some percentage of our immigrants/"refugees" will start attacking.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)
It should have been a foregone conclusion for everyone to increase readiness and awareness after this weekend's strikes.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
That is just a Monday in normal terms. Truth is that radicalized Muzzies just like Troons don't need an excuse to go slaughter people. They do it everyday regardless of what is going on in the world and if they leave some statement, it is usually about how the US made them do it.
They are the self winding killer toys that have all the insane reasoning already built in waiting for anything whatsoever to trigger them into a homicidal rage.
Posted by: whig at March 02, 2026 10:36 AM (E4rtv)
They were still kicking in doors to make J6 arrests up until a week prior to the inauguration. I know people that went to prison.
The only positive to come from this is that Trump had another 4 years to figure out what went wrong the first time, and the right isn't likely to get rolled like 2020 again... or at least won't peacefully go along with it.
Posted by: heya at March 02, 2026 10:34 AM (nH+RN)
We know they wiretapped Wiles. Not pulled her records but actaully recorded the call(s).
Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at March 02, 2026 10:37 AM (gbOdA)
What about the other wives?
I am assuming he had more than one. . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2026 10:37 AM (tj6OY)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 02, 2026 10:38 AM (JvUA2)
LOL
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2026 10:38 AM (6t1NV)
‘Hey Iran, how do you like our IEDs? ‘
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:38 AM (4hjRS)
So fuck Joe Biden.
Fuck Obama.
Fuck the assholes in congress who aided and abetted him.
And sincerely, fuck you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:26 AM (bss/y)
***
Something vexes thee???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:38 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: mindful webworker -
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"Reflections" Through the mirror of my mind
Time after time I see reflections of you and me Reflections of The way life used to be
Reflections of The love you took from me
Oh, I'm all alone now No love to shield me
Trapped in a world That's a distorted reality...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:39 AM (/LXUT)
what's dumpf's plan for winning the peace?
Posted by: liberal volk in my facebook feed at March 02, 2026 10:39 AM (oY6Yp)
You can't catch me because the rabbit done died
Yes, it did
Posted by: Sweet Emotion at March 02, 2026 10:39 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: moki at March 02, 2026 10:39 AM (wLjpr)
I am assuming he had more than one. . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2026 10:37 AM (tj6OY)
They're all back in elementary school and doing ok.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2026 10:39 AM (6t1NV)
Posted by: Bulg at March 02, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)
Well, except for Trump and the President of Argentina, Orban and maybe a few others right now, men don't seem to be doing a great job running the world right now. One the other hand the womam from Japan, the leader of Italy and former leaders Golda Meir and Margaret That her all seem to be doing or did a fairly good job. Perhaps the idea might be amended that leftist including men do a really bad job.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2026 10:40 AM (PFs9e)
@EricLDaugh
🚨 LMFAO! He just MIC DROPPED the Democrats 🫳🏻🎤
"They out here saying, 'America did illegal strikes on Iran!' Guys, the strikes aren't illegal, they're just undocumented. It's OK." 😭
[video]
https://is.gd/Ts9qfz
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 02, 2026 10:30 AM (+7CAQ)
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We're supposed to remember the USS Liberty and make it a guiding light of our foreign policy but forget Beirut.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:40 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2026 10:40 AM (PFs9e)
The Left three days ago: "Trump abandoned the protesters!"
The Left now: "Trump abandoned the anti war people!"
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2026 10:40 AM (6t1NV)
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Well, I never heard nothing about it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
👍
On November 11, 2025, Jack Schlossberg announced his run to become the Democratic candidate in New York's 12th congressional district in the 2026 U.S. House of Representatives election. He is running for the seat being vacated by incumbent Jerry Nadler, who is retiring.
(AI Overview) Based on recent reports, Jack Schlossberg and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. are on opposite sides of the political spectrum, with Schlossberg heavily criticizing his cousin for aligning with the MAGA movement under Donald Trump.
Vehemently criticized RFK Jr. for this alignment, calling him a "collared dog" of Trump and a "pariah" to the Kennedy family legacy. Has accused Trump of being "obsessed" with the Kennedy name and trying to dismantle his grandfather's legacy, while criticizing his cousin for spreading misinformation and participating in this process.
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>Town & Country, Rumble in Hyannis: The Kennedy Feud Gets Serious, May 2025
🤡
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 02, 2026 10:41 AM (NFX2v)
what's dumpf's plan for winning the peace?
Posted by: liberal volk in my facebook feed at March 02, 2026 10:39 AM (oY6Yp)
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He didn't have a plan for Venezuela either.
And Venezuela has been bending the knee ever since.
Turns out that showing strength is a plan all on its own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:41 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: King Ethelred the Unready
Brave.ai found (and/or made up) some good ones:
Ivar the Boneless: A Viking leader
Harald the Lousy: The first King of Norway
Alfonso the Slobberer: King of León
Louis the Spider: King of France
Ivaylo the Cabbage: Bulgarian Tsar
Charles the Bad: King of Navarre
Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2026 10:41 AM (MKu/Q)
Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar
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and her lawyer was in on it. HANG HIM.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:41 AM (/LXUT)
It comes from Rumsfield and Powell theory that you break it, you bought it.
Well fuck that. Aint my problem.
Just like if the good people coming here make the USA better then they need to stay in their shitholes and make it better.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:42 AM (gbOdA)
See new posts
Well, this is certainly "something."
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Conversation
Dexerto
@Dexerto
Scientists have trained 200,000 human brain cells grown on a microchip to "play" the original Doom
“If the neurons fire in a specific pattern, Doomguy shoots. If they fire in another pattern, he moves right, and so on"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 02, 2026 10:42 AM (jtM2q)
"They out here saying, 'America did illegal strikes on Iran!' Guys, the strikes aren't illegal, they're just undocumented. It's OK." 😭
[video]
https://is.gd/Ts9qfz
Posted by: ShainS
Regime change isn't illegal on stolen land.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2026 10:42 AM (rR3v+)
The Left three days ago: "Trump abandoned the protesters!"
The Left now: "Trump abandoned the anti war people!"
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2026 10:40 AM (6t1NV)
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Nick Fuentes, who said that his listeners should vote for Kamala in 2024 and planned on going to Michigan in September of 2024 to rally against Trump, is now saying to vote for Democrats.
It's a weird turnabout for him where he's saying the same things he said before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:42 AM (GBKbO)
Double Secret Success.
Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2026 10:42 AM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at March 02, 2026 10:37 AM (gbOdA)
And her lawyer sold her out.
It's not just that he is a vile coward not worthy of his profession. It also shows how the feeling was during those couple of years.
THIS is why I give Tucker a bit of a break for going nutty as a fucking squirrel turn now. He actually stood up and said 'Fuck you' when EVERYONE else was folding like a cheap suit. Sure, it might have been partly for monetary gain, but at the same time, you all are looking backward with rose glasses.
Remember the Ministry of Disinformation? Remember all the J6 arrests that kept expanding outward. Remember the televised congressional panel looking into 'sedition'?
Tucker was speaking out against these fuckers when nearly ALL of our elected officials would not even mention this shit. MTG was another one.
SURE it could have been cynical. But it seemed like an odd play to make at the time, considering the atmosphere.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:43 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: whig at March 02, 2026 10:36 AM (E4rtv)
That is true, but there are always final animating events or circumstances that some of them use as justification, at least for the ones who have no self-control.* Thus, if you had been slacking - I had - it was a good time to recommit.
*Of course, the real dangers are the ones who have some self-control and are able to plot and plan in silent.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 02, 2026 10:43 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2026 10:23 AM (+HNx/)
Preach it.
Posted by: King Ethelred the Unready
indeed.
Posted by: irving, the 142nd fastest gun in the west at March 02, 2026 10:43 AM (oY6Yp)
Be situationally aware.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2026 10:43 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2026 10:43 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:41 AM (/LXUT)
agreed
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:43 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:43 AM (4hjRS)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:38 AM (2WIwB)
I'd like to carve the heart out of global communism with a spoon!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:43 AM (bss/y)
He didn't have a plan for Venezuela either.
And Venezuela has been bending the knee ever since.
Turns out that showing strength is a plan all on its own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror
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I don't understand people reading that liberal crap.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:43 AM (/LXUT)
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2026 10:43 AM (pDt9x)
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If the left never listens to the administration, then they have every reason to think there's nothing planned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:44 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2026 10:44 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 02, 2026 10:15 AM (i0Hi3)
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*Gives Cuba some side-eye and a sly nod*
Posted by: ballistic at March 02, 2026 10:44 AM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:44 AM (gbOdA)
It's a weird turnabout for him where he's saying the same things he said before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
Fuentes and Carlson are both CIA influenced operatives IMHO. They both should be ignored.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2026 10:45 AM (abIsI)
It's a weird turnabout for him where he's saying the same things he said before.
He's bona fide!
Posted by: Penny Wharvey McGill at March 02, 2026 10:45 AM (Riz8t)
He took me to the 8th grade dance!
Posted by: Mary Catherine Margaret
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2026 10:45 AM (rR3v+)
Posted by: Filter at March 02, 2026 10:45 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:43 AM (/LXUT)
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They live in a reality where the border was never open under Biden, where he could have fixed the open border if Trump hadn't sabotaged the bipartisan bill when he wasn't president, where Kamala fixed the border as border czar, and where Trump is worse on the border than Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:45 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:42 AM (GBKbO)
To be fair "vote Kamala Biden Hillary" is a position of many a "true conservative".
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2026 10:45 AM (6t1NV)
And Venezuela has been bending the knee ever since.
Also notice who it isn't in Venezuela: Irina Corrina Machado. That's why I suspect it won't be Shah, Jr. in Iran, who enjoys simiilar media support.
Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2026 10:45 AM (MKu/Q)
And they are not identifying the suspect in the Virginia ‘road rage’ killings so I suspect it also connected to terrorism.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:13 AM (4hjRS)
Call it what it is: Muslim Motivated Murder
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:14 AM
No, no, the Central Texas progressive politicians are all saying what we need to address is gun violence.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2026 10:46 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:46 AM (gbOdA)
It's a weird turnabout for him where he's saying the same things he said before.
He's bona fide!
Posted by: Penny Wharvey McGill at March 02, 2026 10:45 AM (Riz8t)
He's got prospects!
Posted by: As a prison bitch at March 02, 2026 10:46 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Wally at March 02, 2026 10:46 AM (5JDxA)
Fuentes and Carlson are both CIA influenced operatives IMHO. They both should be ignored.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2026 10:45 AM (abIsI)
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Fuentes is a gay, racist, Democrat.
He's like that bearded guy running for Senate in Maine except less manly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:46 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:13 AM (8zz6B)
Its just like those darned Druids, they are all torc, torc, torc.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 10:46 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2026 10:47 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: cher at March 02, 2026 10:47 AM (oY6Yp)
oh shit I hit post too soon
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:48 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 02, 2026 10:48 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: William the Conqueror at March 02, 2026 10:48 AM (XE5AP)
Take their FCC licenses now.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2026 10:48 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2026 10:47 AM (0sNs1)
I just recovered from Blackish Hysterical Month
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:48 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:41 AM (/LXUT)
As high as Haman?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 10:49 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: King Ethelred the Unready
Brave.ai found (and/or made up) some good ones:
Ivar the Boneless: A Viking leader
Harald the Lousy: The first King of Norway
Alfonso the Slobberer: King of León
Louis the Spider: King of France
Ivaylo the Cabbage: Bulgarian Tsar
Charles the Bad: King of Navarre
Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2026 10:41 AM (MKu/Q)
Almost just like the nicknames for the gentlemen members of the Legitimate Businessmens Club.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2026 10:49 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2026 10:49 AM (pDt9x)
Do nothing was winning and mASSIE pulled the plug on the poll and claimed bots from Cyprus and Europe were causing him to lose on his own internet poll.
Posted by: whig at March 02, 2026 10:50 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2026 10:50 AM (Q+gd/)
It's a weird turnabout for him where he's saying the same things he said before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:42 AM (GBKbO)
TrueCons all support Iranian Mullahs. It is baked in the cake.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 10:50 AM (rbvCR)
Pompey (the Great's father.) Strabo means: cross-eyed.
There was also a guy from the first Punic War whose cognomen essentially was 'horse's ass' after he led a fleet into a trap.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:51 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 02, 2026 10:51 AM (iFTx/)
If the left never listens to the administration, then they have every reason to think there's nothing planned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror
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The largest armada in the history of the world and no ships run into each other, all the planes hit their targets and are refueled on time, all the personnel are fed. Everything goes like clockwork,
But There's No Plan
RIGHT
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:51 AM (/LXUT)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 02, 2026 10:51 AM (xT8gx)
Marwan II the Ass, Arab Caliph, 744-750
Ashot Bagratuni the Carnivorous, Prince of Armenia, 806-?
Gundulf the Weeper, Bishop of Rochester, 1075-1108
Posted by: Bulg at March 02, 2026 10:52 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 02, 2026 10:51 AM (iFTx/)
You are not supposed to notice that, nor mention it.
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2026 10:52 AM (pDt9x)
Hope their old and feeble die in the heat and cold.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:52 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: whig at March 02, 2026 10:50 AM (E4rtv)
I actually take this as a different tack: stop governing by poll. It is a rough thing to say in that that is ALL the GOPe wants to do. But I mean, do what we elected you for, but do it in your own way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:52 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2026 10:45 AM (abIsI)
Meh, Carlson is CIA and Fuentes is State department.
They are both getting kind of twitchy.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 10:52 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2026 10:52 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yeah, in Philly.
ABC, Biden delivers address outside Independence Hall on 'extremist threat to democracy'
Frobes - BREAKING: Biden Heckled During Speech In Philadelphia, Sep. 1, 2022
What a terrible but hilarious show that was, and far in the background a lone voice with megaphone kept yelling, F**k you!
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 02, 2026 10:52 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2026 10:53 AM (Q+gd/)
ABC, Biden delivers address outside Independence Hall on 'extremist threat to democracy'
Frobes - BREAKING: Biden Heckled During Speech In Philadelphia, Sep. 1, 2022
What a terrible but hilarious show that was, and far in the background a lone voice with megaphone kept yelling, F**k you!
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 02, 2026 10:52 AM (NFX2v)
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This didn't happen. Also, it was great that it happened because conservatives are sub-human and don't deserve constitutional protections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 02, 2026 10:51 AM (xT8gx)
Ben Rhodes
@brhodes
Trump's second term has been the worst case scenario.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:53 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:53 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2026 10:50 AM (Q+gd/)
Impalement needs to make a comeback. There are a lot of assholes who could benefit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:53 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: fd - I forgive you for the mistakes I made at March 02, 2026 10:54 AM (vFG9F)
@brhodes
Trump's second term has been the worst case scenario.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:53 AM (gbOdA)
Yes.. For the likes of you
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2026 10:54 AM (a7sNn)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
This is commies in a nutshell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:54 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:54 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 02, 2026 10:54 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2026 10:43 AM (pDt9x)
The plan: We're going to fuck up those muzzie assholes. Then we're going to fuck 'em up some more.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 02, 2026 10:55 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 02, 2026 10:55 AM (xT8gx)
He's saying he didn't and that the agent is making FIB a reality. Wiles says she believes him.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 02, 2026 10:55 AM (lFFaq)
Posted by: r hennigantx
Well . . .
https://is.gd/jfsyRP
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 02, 2026 10:55 AM (FXNzP)
Ben Rhodes
@brhodes
Trump's second term has been the worst case scenario.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:53 AM (gbOdA)
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For those who wanted the WEF dream of hegemonic control of different spheres of influence where communists exerted that control in every major sphere?
Yes, it is a worst case scenario.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:55 AM (GBKbO)
That seems to be the paid influencer game. Appear to align yourself with Trump long enough to get your following back, and then attempt to peel off some of his support when an opportunity arises.
Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2026 10:55 AM (MKu/Q)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:55 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:53 AM (8zz6B)
Impalement Hanging Firing Squad Impalement
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:55 AM (gbOdA)
He ment what he said. It only took me once to heed that warning. Dad didn't play. Trump don't play. I understand this.
Posted by: Case at March 02, 2026 10:56 AM (Z3Kkg)
That seems to be the paid influencer game. Appear to align yourself with Trump long enough to get your following back, and then attempt to peel off some of his support when an opportunity arises.
Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2026 10:55 AM (MKu/Q)
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The Hodge Twins providing diametrically opposite content on different platforms (pro-Trump on FB and pro-Iran on X) was one of the more amusing little side stories this weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:56 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: r hennigantx
Well . . .
https://is.gd/jfsyRP
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 02, 2026 10:55 AM (FXNzP)
Has Michael Moore grown a beard, perchance?
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2026 10:56 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:56 AM (GBKbO)
There seems to be a lot of grifting. But it's kind of like Nick Rekieta- how much is grifting, true belief and/or drug use?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:57 AM (bss/y)
That seems to be the paid influencer game. Appear to align yourself with Trump long enough to get your following back, and then attempt to peel off some of his support when an opportunity arises.
Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2026 10:55 AM (MKu/Q)
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The Hodge Twins providing diametrically opposite content on different platforms (pro-Trump on FB and pro-Iran on X) was one of the more amusing little side stories this weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:56 AM (GBKbO)
Hedging your bets, or, diversifying your revenue streams?
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2026 10:57 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:57 AM (2WIwB)
They live in a reality where the border was never open under Biden, where he could have fixed the open border if Trump hadn't sabotaged the bipartisan bill when he wasn't president, where Kamala fixed the border as border czar, and where Trump is worse on the border than Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:45 AM (GBKbO)
They've been brainwashed and conditioned to believe whatever they're told by "authorities" provided it's consistent with their preexisting preprogrammed biases. They operate like cult members, or the absolute worst stereotype of fundamentalist evangelicals the Lifetime Channel has ever coughed up. But even more dogmatic and impervious to any reason whatsoever.
Posted by: They don't understand how religious they really are at March 02, 2026 10:57 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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To me it means that mASSIE tried to get his followers to hand him a polling victory by posting it to his followers and he still was losing so he cancelled it.
That is similar to a candidate running their own election poll and suddenly cancelling it because it tells them their position is losing even when asked in the most favorable framing to that candidate.
Posted by: whig at March 02, 2026 10:58 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:56 AM (GBKbO)
And the other fuckers the Karrassensteins
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:58 AM (gbOdA)
If I perish, I perish.
Posted by: Esther 4:16 at March 02, 2026 10:58 AM (2Ez/1)
They are the self winding killer toys that have all the insane reasoning already built in waiting for anything whatsoever to trigger them into a homicidal rage.
Posted by: whig at March 02, 2026 10:36 AM (E4rtv)
Objection : Those Muzzies aren't even radical. They're doing what the Quran and the Hadiths order them to do.
Posted by: XTC at March 02, 2026 10:58 AM (wa/yD)
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Lesbian Navy Captain Faces Court Martial After $100M Ship Ran Aground, Caught Fire, Sank
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 02, 2026 10:59 AM (FXNzP)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:44 AM (gbOdA)
Shit!
Posted by: zombie Harlan Sanders at March 02, 2026 10:59 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: They don't understand how religious they really are at March 02, 2026 10:57 AM (TbWk/)
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I fully expect partisans to just keep on keepin' on.
However, I also expect them to become less persuasive over time.
Hopefully, the DOJ efforts at cleaning up voter rolls in the states will reveal further how influential incoherent leftist bubbles are now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 02, 2026 10:59 AM (GBKbO)
@brhodes
Trump's second term has been the worst case scenario.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:53 AM (gbOdA)
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I agree with Bennie Boy. Trump 2.0 is indeed the worst case scenerio ... for Democunts like Bennie Boy.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 02, 2026 10:59 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:55 AM
You said 'impalement' twice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2026 10:59 AM (bFu5X)
Marwan II the Ass, Arab Caliph, 744-750
Ashot Bagratuni the Carnivorous, Prince of Armenia, 806-?
Gundulf the Weeper, Bishop of Rochester, 1075-1108
Posted by: Bulg
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Hagar the Horrible - 1973-2017
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2026 10:59 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:57 AM (bss/y)
That depends on if the Hodge Twins ever got caught on camera with a Vibralldo.
Posted by: XTC at March 02, 2026 10:59 AM (wa/yD)
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Lesbian Navy Captain Faces Court Martial After $100M Ship Ran Aground, Caught Fire, Sank
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 02, 2026 10:59 AM (FXNzP)
She won the Incompetence Trifecta!!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2026 10:59 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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There is a lot of open homoeroticism in people like Fuentes, the Hodge Twins, the Krassensteins, etc. Dunno if that is a Gen Z thing but twinks don't impress me much.
Heck, Boy George could and has wiped the floor with these wretched influencers with his rampant masculinity.
Posted by: whig at March 02, 2026 11:00 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 10:55 AM
That seems a bit harsh for McConnell.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2026 11:00 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: Cosda at March 02, 2026 11:01 AM (ms+zr)
Posted by: cmeat at March 02, 2026 11:01 AM (R11M+)
No wonder she had the "resting bitch face." I guess in men that's often called "resolve".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2026 11:01 AM (ix8EF)
They believed that this was a land of opportunity, and they were ready to do whatever it took to make it in this country. That's what generations of Italian and Irish immigrants did in this country. And I think if we welcome folks who want to contribute and be Americans, it's gonna make us stronger and richer—because it already has.
End Welfare, Free School, and Walk in ERs and they would leave in less than 2 weeks.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 02, 2026 11:01 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 02, 2026 10:51 AM (xT8gx)
Of course he has. Been a busy little bee on Twitter.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 02, 2026 11:01 AM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 10:57 AM (bss/y)
That depends on if the Hodge Twins ever got caught on camera with a Vibralldo.
Posted by: XTC
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Barnes is spiraling down to a crash as well.
Trump and his policies really are the lightning rod that causes masks to be shredded from all the creeps that say one thing but want to do something else in the dark of the night.
Posted by: whig at March 02, 2026 11:01 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: XTC at March 02, 2026 10:58 AM (wa/yD)
That's the very definition of "radical": from the roots.
Posted by: zombie Harlan Sanders at March 02, 2026 11:01 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2026 11:02 AM (wVcYX)
There was a Viking nicknamed Eystein Foulfart.
You probably didn't want to be the guy who sat behind Eystein.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2026 11:02 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 02, 2026 11:03 AM (JvUA2)
Posted by: pizza pizza at March 02, 2026 11:04 AM (oY6Yp)
France will increase its nuclear warheads for the first time in decades, French President Emmanuel Macron announced on Monday, saying that “to be free, we have to be feared”. Macron delivered the update on the country’s nuclear strategy in a keynote speech from the military base hosting the nation's ballistic missile submarines.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2026 11:04 AM (Cqx++)
I'm personally celebrating that Sister Act stopped running on half of the cable channels since Black History Month ended.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 02, 2026 11:05 AM (NFX2v)
Imagine someone in Congress not wanting to do nothing. How bad do things have to be, really.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2026 11:06 AM (6t1NV)
Check out tge Carolingean characters --
Charles the Bald
Charles the Fat
Louis the Stammerer
Lothar the Lame
Charles the Simple
And today we have
Charles the Tampon
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2026 11:06 AM (xG4kz)
The meme that Democrats will "oppose anything" if it means opposing Trump is my latest favorite.
No no, they really do oppose that stuff. It has nothing to do with Trump.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2026 11:07 AM (6t1NV)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2026 10:45 AM (abIsI)
Meh, Carlson is CIA and Fuentes is State department.
They are both getting kind of twitchy.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 10:52 AM (rbvCR)
I have no idea who Fuentes is, but reading some of Carlson and Candace Owen's stuff recently and you wonder where the guy in the white scrubs and giant butterfly net is. Do they believe a word that comes out of their own mouths?
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