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BOING!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 01, 2026 04:03 AM (1o8D5) 2
Morning all
Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2026 04:03 AM (lJ0H4) 3
w00t Thinking of you, Biden's Dog!
Posted by: m at March 01, 2026 04:04 AM (+YA9H) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 01, 2026 04:04 AM (1o8D5) 5
Thinking of you, Biden's Dog!
Posted by: m at March 01, 2026 04:04 AM (+YA9H) - So am I. What a koinkadinky! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 01, 2026 04:05 AM (1o8D5) 6
humor:
Stephen L. Miller retweeted @redsteeze 12h In the span of one week, the greatest enemies of the United States have all been toppled. Iran, Canada and CNN. Posted by: m at March 01, 2026 04:08 AM (+YA9H) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 01, 2026 04:12 AM (1o8D5) 8
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 01, 2026 04:13 AM (+YRf1) Posted by: m at March 01, 2026 04:15 AM (+YA9H) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 01, 2026 04:23 AM (1o8D5) 11
Morning all. Have fun with the mainframe, Biden's Dog!
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 01, 2026 04:24 AM (BLOW1) 12
tech:
AG retweeted @JoshKale 9h This is so based. Israel hacked a prayer app used by millions of Iranians and turned it into their public broadcast service to the people 3 messages came in over 30 minutes: 9:52am: “Help Has Arrived.” 10:02am: “Amnesty for anyone who takes up arms against the regime.” 10:14am: “Lay down your weapons or join the forces of liberation. For a free Iran.” Imagine you’re in Tehran. Explosions are shaking your city. Your phone buzzes. And the notification is that. Posted by: m at March 01, 2026 04:26 AM (+YA9H) 13
Guten morgen, horde.
Posted by: clarence at March 01, 2026 04:28 AM (VczTT) 14
If they will use iron in the battery, they might as well use a nickel-iron battery.
While there is a significant self-discharge factor, there are other advantages. The anodes do not corrode and the electrolytic solution is a base, not an acid. The process to renew a battery is easy: Dump the worn out solution, clean the battery with pure water, mix up the new solution, refill the battery and recharge. Nickel-iron batteries can have very long lifespans. The used solution is basically plant food. Posted by: clarence at March 01, 2026 04:46 AM (VczTT) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 01, 2026 04:48 AM (5UTWB) 16
moar humor:
AG retweeted Frankly Frank @NoFrankingWay 13h We're gonna be able to vacation in Gaza, Cuba, Venezuela, Iran and maybe Minnesota soon. Incredible times. Posted by: m at March 01, 2026 04:49 AM (+YA9H) 17
G'Day everyone
Didn't think it would 5am already Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2026 05:01 AM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2026 05:04 AM (iMotb) 19
Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2026 05:11 AM (AN2gy) 20
Interesting 24 hours....yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2026 05:04 AM (iMotb) Wait till you see the book thread. Posted by: Pete Bog at March 01, 2026 05:11 AM (qlUA+) 21
What do you know for the good of the cause?
My mother used that expression. She was from Arkansas, born in 1913, and probably picked it up from older relatives. Maybe they were still fight the Civil War in their minds? Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 01, 2026 05:11 AM (qFwJc) 22
Reports of Israel bombing specific targets in Iran right now.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2026 05:11 AM (iMotb) 23
Was Iran using the same Temu air defense systems that Venezuela was using?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2026 05:13 AM (iMotb) 24
The White House @WhiteHouse 4h “Iran just stated that they are going to hit very hard today, harder than they have ever hit before. THEY BETTER NOT DO THAT, HOWEVER, BECAUSE IF THEY DO, WE WILL HIT THEM WITH A FORCE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE! Thank you for your attention to this matter!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP Posted by: m at March 01, 2026 05:14 AM (+YA9H) 25
I should go put coffee on
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2026 05:21 AM (Ia/+0) 26
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at March 01, 2026 05:21 AM (tljrc) 27
Good morning! Well it appears that the PDTS has avenged the US over the humiliation brought on us by the Iranians, Jimmuh peanut, and Barky McFuckstick. Maybe Persians will ban Islam and restore themselves.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 01, 2026 05:22 AM (3Ope8) 28
Getting sporty in Pahk-ee-stahn. Savages attacked US consulate, nine dead but I can't tell who the nine are. Maybe some savages.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 01, 2026 05:39 AM (cxFcK) 29
Howdy, all! It's Sunday of a new month in a new year -- "new" in that we have not had 2026 before, yes? And with all the ME news it does seem like a new beginning.
Foggy here, 59-60 F., no wind. I'll begin a new workout week, which runs Sun. through Sat., in about an hour. Meanwhile there is coffee and slopping the feline hogs. What about you? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 01, 2026 05:40 AM (wzUl9) 30
This morning I should nip out before the Book Thread and get a couple of items at Walmart, and fill the car's tank. Just to be safe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 01, 2026 05:41 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2026 05:48 AM (iMotb) 32
The White House @WhiteHouse
4h “Iran just stated that they are going to hit very hard today, harder than they have ever hit before. THEY BETTER NOT DO THAT, HOWEVER, BECAUSE IF THEY DO, WE WILL HIT THEM WITH A FORCE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE! Thank you for your attention to this matter!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP Posted by: m at March 01, 2026 05:14 AM (+YA9H) - https://youtu.be/J03sXlkeJwY?t=8 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 01, 2026 05:51 AM (1o8D5) 33
Expecting to head downstair to the shelter any moment now.
Wait. This just in: drone (not missile) downed near Jerusalem. Heard distant rumblings. So far, no siren here. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 01, 2026 05:53 AM (1o8D5) 34
Its above freezing and 40s today
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2026 05:55 AM (Ia/+0) 35
Big cup of coffee and a book
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2026 06:02 AM (Ia/+0) 36
Have we seen any "Austere Religious Scholar" obits yet from the MSM?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 01, 2026 06:02 AM (Ucgf4) 37
Have we seen any "Austere Religious Scholar" obits yet from the MSM?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 01, 2026 06:02 AM (Ucgf4) - https://tinyurl.com/55skf8r6 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 01, 2026 06:04 AM (MFAsx) 38
https://tinyurl.com/55skf8r6
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 01, 2026 06:04 AM (MFAsx) - The NY Times has been asshoe on Mullah Iran since forever: https://tinyurl.com/2ket56vj Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 01, 2026 06:06 AM (MFAsx) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 01, 2026 06:12 AM (siuak) 40
The Iranian Navy is preparing to sortie. Damn starter rope broke again.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 01, 2026 06:13 AM (gm9Sb) 41
The Iranian Navy is preparing to sortie. Damn starter rope broke again.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 01, 2026 06:13 AM (gm9Sb) --- What do they have left floating? A fishing trawler? A Zodiac? A canoe? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 01, 2026 06:16 AM (ESVrU) 42
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 01, 2026 06:17 AM (bQ4nt) 43
41 The Iranian Navy is preparing to sortie. Damn starter rope broke again.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 01, 2026 06:13 AM (gm9Sb) --- What do they have left floating? A fishing trawler? A Zodiac? A canoe? they do have some old diesel electrics given the 2 p-8s seen earlier around yemen would doubt the navy is fishing Posted by: LOR VIA at March 01, 2026 06:19 AM (+uTfj) 44
Guess Dario Amodei, the CEO of Anthropic, really pissed someone off.
DoW said the media is either stupid or lying. OpenAI accepted the terms that Anthropic refused to agree to (notably that DoW decides when their hardware is going to kill what people, not the Antifa types working for Anthropic or OpenAI). The media obviously wants Trump/Hegseth to be unable to decide that. Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2026 06:19 AM (QZThv) 45
What do they have left floating? A fishing trawler? A Zodiac? A canoe?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 01, 2026 06:16 AM (ESVrU) ----------- I'm gonna go with "dhow." Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 01, 2026 06:22 AM (siuak) Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0094 seconds. |
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