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Reactions: All the Right Nazis and Islamic Apologists Is Losing Dey Shit

Noah Pollak
@NoahPollak

1h

One of Trump's greatest legacies will be how he blew up a half-century of western diffidence, restraint, and failure on terrorism. As the era of Islamic terrorism began in the 1970s, western countries (very much including Israel) spun up all kinds of pseudo-sophisticated theories and excuses to avoid carrying out the only successful policy, which is killing terrorists -- as many as you can, whenever you can.

There are entire university departments, think tanks, media outlets, NGOs, foundations, and political parties devoted to promoting self-defeating, enervating fictions about terrorism designed to tie the hands of the West. We just have to live with it, deal with it, accommodate it, accept the barbarism. Terrorists have grievances. It's partly our fault, after all, because reasons. There are no military solutions. If we're nice to the terrorists they will actually help us stabilize the region. The tropes go on forever and they are invented by people who want the west to lose, and who would rather be wrong but appear sophisticated than be right and appear crude.

Trump wants our side to win. The winning approach to terrorism is very simple. Bomb them to smithereens. Kill them off. Decapitate the regimes. Sanction them until they have no more money for jihad. Trump gets it, because unlike so many people in politics, he doesn't care whether Harvard likes him.

Winning is going to generate a real peace dividend for America. Finally dealing with Iran -- the head of the snake -- will enable the US to step away from the Middle East. It will send a message to our adversaries that the big dog is still in charge. And very enjoyably, it will sweep aside decades of dumb elite groupthink about how we have no alternative but to cut deals with terrorists. Thank you President Trump.

Guy Benson
@guypbenson

1h

The emerging consensus among many elected Democrats is some version of:

'To be a clear, Iran's outlaw regime is deeply evil, exports terrorism around the world, pursues genocidal nuclear weapons, is drenched in American blood, and slaughters its own civilians en masse. But..."

@CAGovernor
Gavin Newsom:

"The corrupt and repressive Iranian regime must never have nuclear weapons. The leadership of Iran must go. But that does not justify the President of the United States engaging in an illegal, dangerous war that will risk the lives of our American service members and our friends without justification to the American people. President Trump is putting Americans at risk abroad because he is unpopular at home."

"As this unfolds, California stands with the Iranian-American community in our state, recognizing they have many friends and loved ones who have fought bravely to chart their own future to end decades of state violence and denial of basic rights."


Cavernous Nostrils weighs in:

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Candace Owens
@RealCandaceO

51m

We will never forget that they MURDERED Charlie Kirk for this war and he knew they were going to do it.
His spent his final days mentally anguished, texting the very people who would ultimately betray him.

In honor of Charlie, I STAND AGAINST ISRAEL.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:00 PM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2026 11:58 AM (Wnv9h)

2 nd?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2026 11:58 AM (Wnv9h)

3 Trump Tzu: If you want to slay a dragon, you first slay his friends

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2026 11:58 AM (XV/Pl)

4 rd?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2026 11:59 AM (Wnv9h)

5 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2026 12:00 PM (Wnv9h)

6 Reactions: All the Right Nazis and Islamic Apologists Is Losing Dey Shit

==

heh

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:01 PM (/M/4v)

7 Woke Reich

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:01 PM (/M/4v)

8 2nd video down says 21 tomahawks inbound...
Might just be our version of cheap ass drones.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2026 11:49 AM (/lPRQ)

They looked a lot like Tomahawks.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Proven airframe.
Just put cheaper electronic and engines in them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2026 12:02 PM (/lPRQ)

9 unlike so many people in politics, he doesn't care whether Harvard likes him.

I cannot approve of this.

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard alumnus at February 28, 2026 12:02 PM (0sNs1)

10 Iran has been at war with the US for 47 years. The Iranian people seem to want the regime gone. But Trump does a thing and the idiots rush to show that they're the stupidest in the land.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:02 PM (ExV1e)

11 Candace Ovens still humping her Charlie Kirk Body Pillow.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 12:02 PM (1Udfd)

12 If I was younger I would sign up to smack some middle easterns around

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2026 12:02 PM (Ia/+0)

13 I think I lost 5 IQ points reading Candy's screed.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 28, 2026 12:02 PM (ESVrU)

14 Willowed,

Goldie: https://www.youtube.com/live/4KT4ay8Qfh4

TOUSi: https://www.youtube.com/live/h80P3aOFMrw

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at February 28, 2026 12:03 PM (kvcnI)

15 Cuber, you’re next.

Trumps on a Paul Anka inspired, Freedom Kick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2026 12:03 PM (XV/Pl)

16 Reason's got nutin to do wit it.

Posted by: fd - I forgive myself for the mistakes I made at February 28, 2026 12:03 PM (vFG9F)

17 How long until Candace announces that the blacks are the true Jews of Israel?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 28, 2026 12:03 PM (BF4m0)

18 Bomb Omar, next.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 12:03 PM (1Udfd)

19 Thank you ace.

You gave up a lot (that UK refugee woman, and the French lass) getting out of the hot tub to post.

Thank you.

Your cold should be better by now. Use zinc tablets.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 28, 2026 12:04 PM (u82oZ)

20 Is this going to be another thread about Tucker Carlson?
Cause I'm about sick of him.

Posted by: Case at February 28, 2026 12:04 PM (Z3Kkg)

21 I don't remember Kirk as being anti Israel....

Posted by: The Dukes at February 28, 2026 12:04 PM (VE6XX)

22 The "Peace Dividend" of a free Iran will be immeasurable. We can draw down in the Middle East, we can focus our anti-terrorism efforts on other things besides the Iranian proxies throughout the world, and we can refocus our attentions on our other enemies in American cities!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2026 12:04 PM (n9ltV)

23 How long until Candace announces that the blacks are the true Jews of Israel?

"We wuz Hebrewz an sheeit?"

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 12:04 PM (0A/JS)

24 Ramadan? Is that the flying bat thing in the Godzilla movies?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 28, 2026 12:05 PM (FXNzP)

25 The emerging consensus among many elected Democrats is some version of:

'To be a clear, Iran's outlaw regime is deeply evil, exports terrorism around the world, pursues genocidal nuclear weapons, is drenched in American blood, and slaughters its own civilians en masse. But..."


As always, everything before the 'but' can safely be ignored as male bovine digestive system output.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2026 12:05 PM (0sNs1)

26 Khamenei khonfirmed khilled?

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 12:05 PM (lH7fb)

27 Newsom-- um wut?

First, he lays out the justification for taking out Irans nuclear program and leadership, and then says theres no justification and that war is dangerous. And then says he stands with the California's Iranian Americans , most of whom are there because they fled the mullahs takeover.

Maybe its his dyslexia ...

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2026 12:05 PM (lCppi)

28 This will turn out great. I’m sure of it. Just look how prosperous Iraq is today.



Posted by: No Worries at February 28, 2026 12:05 PM (6Sz3L)

29 Rock the casbah

Posted by: Bete at February 28, 2026 12:05 PM (LX4y3)

30 I will admit that when James Lindsay started doing pieces on the "Woke Right", I rolled my eyes and wondered why on earth he was spending time on a handful of Fediverse weirdos.

James, I owe you an apology. You were ahead of the game.

Posted by: Saber Alter at February 28, 2026 12:06 PM (6XXvd)

31 >>I don't remember Kirk as being anti Israel....


Well, Charlie probably doesn't come to YOU in YOUR dreams...

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 12:06 PM (1Udfd)

32 "As this unfolds, California stands with the Iranian-American community in our state, recognizing they have many friends and loved ones who have fought bravely to chart their own future to end decades of state violence and denial of basic rights."


hair gel clearly had a team of lawyers and public relations people parse this non Trump support statement.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 28, 2026 12:06 PM (0N4FZ)

33 8 Temu Tomahawk. So simple a Lance Corporal can launch it. And probably hump it along with his ruck and rifle.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 28, 2026 12:06 PM (gm9Sb)

34 A week before being assassinated Kirk said that "Islam is the sword the left is using to slit the throat of America". he was consistent with this message.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:06 PM (/M/4v)

35 Just look how prosperous Iraq is today.

We should definitely make sure Bush and Rumsfeld are nowhere near this one then.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 12:07 PM (0A/JS)

36 UK, France and Germany are all essentially Islamic nations at this point. No wonder they are opposed.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 28, 2026 12:07 PM (RAxGY)

37 I just saw what happened on the Beeb.

Should I say something?

Posted by: Keir Starmer at February 28, 2026 12:07 PM (yFLFB)

38 >> Just look how prosperous Iraq is today.


Somebody doesn't know the difference between arabs and Persians.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 12:07 PM (1Udfd)

39 Newsom-- um wut?

First, he lays out the justification for taking out Irans nuclear program and leadership, and then says theres no justification and that war is dangerous. And then says he stands with the California's Iranian Americans , most of whom are there because they fled the mullahs takeover.

Maybe its his dyslexia ...

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2026 12:05 PM (lCppi)
---
Another retard who lowers the IQ of anyone who hears him. Just being in the same room with him is worth a 10-point reduction, I'm sure.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 28, 2026 12:07 PM (ESVrU)

40 From Global Times: "A Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson said on Saturday that China is highly concerned about the military attacks by the US and Israel on Iran. Iran's national sovereignty, security and territorial integrity should be respected. China calls for an immediate halt to military operations, to avoid further escalation of tensions, to resume dialogue and negotiation, and to maintain peace and stability in the Middle East, the spokesperson said."

Translation: "muh oil supplies."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 28, 2026 12:07 PM (BnDlA)

41 Well, Charlie probably doesn't come toON YOU in YOUR dreams...

FIFY.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 12:07 PM (0A/JS)

42 neo nazi tears, almost as good as Peet's Coffee

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:08 PM (/M/4v)

43 Iran has been inside our OODA loop for my entire professional life. They commit some atrocity, we respond (a little). The commit some atrocity, we respond (a little).

No. More.

Posted by: goatexchange at February 28, 2026 12:08 PM (hyS0X)

44 This will turn out great. I’m sure of it. Just look how prosperous Iraq is today.
Posted by: No Worries at February 28, 2026 12:05 PM (6Sz3L)
**********************************

Aside from the Iranian influence, Iraq isn't doing too poorly today, and soon the former will no longer be a factor.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 12:08 PM (lH7fb)

45 Welp been up since 1 AM, woke up to get a pain pill ironically, and followed the US_Israel attacks from the get go. Going to take a nap now

Almost dark in Iran now so the big fireworks are probably about to get started.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 12:08 PM (E4rtv)

46 Holy cow. Owens chick has lost her mind.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 28, 2026 12:08 PM (dK+Kv)

47 I turned my back for a few minutes and now it's reported we killed the Head Ubangi? Never a dull moment at HQ.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 12:08 PM (cxFcK)

48 21 Is this going to be another thread about Tucker Carlson?
Cause I'm about sick of him.
Posted by: Case at February 28, 2026 12:04 PM (Z3Kkg)

Mister I am already there

-Jack Travin

Posted by: Bete at February 28, 2026 12:08 PM (LX4y3)

49 Zelenskyy is all for it. Putin against.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2026 12:08 PM (Cqx++)

50 Ramadan? Is that the flying bat thing in the Godzilla movies?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!

At least we didn't attack during Mothra.

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 28, 2026 12:09 PM (ftFVW)

51 Personally, I think the EU disowned the attacks because they fear reprisal and have zero capability to respond.

Russia no doubt has taken note. And you know what? If they move on NATO I'd let 'em.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2026 12:09 PM (jtM2q)

52 During Ramadan Trump? Lol

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2026 12:09 PM (RjXn6)

53 My Christian tolerance for turning the other cheek when it comes to the insane utterances of that vapid cunt Owens is rapidly reaching vacuum status.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 28, 2026 12:09 PM (WYStd)

54 I turned my back for a few minutes and now it's reported we killed the Head Ubangi? Never a dull moment at HQ.

==

and his deranged son. I bought everyone drinks. you missed it.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:09 PM (/M/4v)

55 Nostradamus predicted this.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 28, 2026 12:09 PM (BnDlA)

56 Which is worse, attacking during ramadan, during black history month, or while John McCain's funeral is ongoing ?

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2026 12:09 PM (lCppi)

57 46 Holy cow. Owens chick has lost her mind.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 28, 2026 12:08 PM (dK+Kv)


10 years ago ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at February 28, 2026 12:10 PM (kvcnI)

58 Somebody doesn't know the difference between arabs and Persians.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 12:07 PM (1Udfd)

As if I care. i want all muzzies living in abject poverty, forever stalked by disease and starvation, with the only escape being either death or a sincere conversion to Christianity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2026 12:10 PM (8zz6B)

59 Iran has been at war with the US for 47 years. The Iranian people seem to want the regime gone. But Trump does a thing and the idiots rush to show that they're the stupidest in the land.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


47 years. Trump stated that fact in one of his five minute addresses in the last twelve hours or so...
There is a laundry list of people giving support to the enemy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2026 12:10 PM (/lPRQ)

60 50 Jerry and the Ramadans. Doo wop group out of Philly. Mobbed up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 28, 2026 12:10 PM (gm9Sb)

61 carrying out the only successful policy, which is killing terrorists -- as many as you can, whenever you can.


>>> This appeals to my barbarian ancestry. Which was fairly successful, by the way, so much so that the clan was referenced alongside Robert The Bruce.

Posted by: pookysgirl knows the actual function of a military at February 28, 2026 12:10 PM (Wt5PA)

62 Candy O is a nasty piece of work. Piss off bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2026 12:10 PM (2WIwB)

63 I'm ready for the end of decades of the unspoken policy of "If Israel can't be annihilated in the near term, which is what we actually want, then we'll settle for depriving them of a moment's peace, while we work on other ways to annihilate them in the future."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 28, 2026 12:11 PM (8AONa)

64 >>Owens chick has lost her mind.


With the size of those nostrils, it likely fell out when she checked to see if she tied her shoelaces.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 12:11 PM (1Udfd)

65 Is this going to be another thread about Tucker Carlson?
Cause I'm about sick of him.
Posted by: Case at February 28, 2026 12:04 PM (Z3Kkg)


Oh, we're all sick of TuCa, I can assure you.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 28, 2026 12:11 PM (BF4m0)

66
Temu Tomahawk. So simple a Lance Corporal can launch it. And probably hump it along with his ruck and rifle.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

So 40mm mortars then?

Who has to hump the base plate?

*touches nose*
Not it.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 28, 2026 12:11 PM (QVmho)

67 Uhm, Iraq is largely a non-entity, mid-east terrorist attacks are largely non-existent, certainly not to the scale they were, pre-Trump.

Basically, we are toppling the Iran regime and are going to see how things shake out.

I’ve resolved myself to the proposition that it will be better than it was before.

Is it going to go back to a pre-Ayatollah condition?

Probably not. But it should be better.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2026 12:11 PM (XV/Pl)

68 Khamenei khonfirmed khilled?
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 12:05 PM (lH7fb)


Tousi is saying that the Iranians are saying, "No, no, he's totally alive and he'll be appearing shortly."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)

69 40 From Global Times: "A Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson said on Saturday that China is highly concerned about the military attacks by the US and Israel on Iran. Iran's national sovereignty, security and territorial integrity should be respected. China calls for an immediate halt to military operations, to avoid further escalation of tensions, to resume dialogue and negotiation, and to maintain peace and stability in the Middle East, the spokesperson said."

Translation: "muh oil supplies."
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 28, 2026 12:07 PM (BnDlA)

Who wrote this, and can it be Chinese policy?

-Taiwan and Tibet

Posted by: Bete at February 28, 2026 12:11 PM (LX4y3)

70 Removing the mullahs from power in Iran will have major ramifications in Lebanon and Syria, too.

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2026 12:12 PM (rj6Yv)

71 Can I beg Ace that we heretofore just ignore Tucker and Owens? The worst thing that we can do is give them the oxygen that they so desire.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 28, 2026 12:12 PM (WYStd)

72 45 Welp been up since 1 AM, woke up to get a pain pill ironically, and followed the US_Israel attacks from the get go. Going to take a nap now

Almost dark in Iran now so the big fireworks are probably about to get started.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 12:08 PM

Prayers for continued healing

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2026 12:12 PM (RjXn6)

73 First, he lays out the justification for taking out Irans nuclear program and leadership, and then says theres no justification and that war is dangerous. And then says he stands with the California's Iranian Americans , most of whom are there because they fled the mullahs takeover.

Maybe its his dyslexia ...

Posted by: LASue
---
Another retard who lowers the IQ of anyone who hears him. Just being in the same room with him is worth a 10-point reduction, I'm sure.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Definitely feels like he had to respond to bolster his international chops for a presidential run (and he hates Trump, so why not?). Unfortunately for him, his statement lacks coherence and consistency, and that's quite a feat for such a short statement.

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 28, 2026 12:12 PM (ftFVW)

74 Steiner is overdue.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:12 PM (lAzE1)

75 >>As if I care. i want all muzzies living in abject poverty, forever stalked by disease and starvation


You will be relieved to know the Persians aren't muslims.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 12:12 PM (1Udfd)

76 I don't remember Kirk as being anti Israel....
Posted by: The Dukes at February 28, 2026 12:04 PM

He was about to be - which is why Mossad activated his secret-Jew wife and she killed him. Or so the story goes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2026 12:13 PM (BI5O2)

77 Tousi is saying that the Iranians are saying, "No, no, he's totally alive and he'll be appearing shortly."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:11 PM (ExV1e)
**************************************

And for how many hours have the Iranians been claiming that?

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 12:13 PM (lH7fb)

78 A week before being assassinated Kirk said that "Islam is the sword the left is using to slit the throat of America". he was consistent with this message.
Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:06 PM (/M/4v)

It was a deathbed conversion.

Candace's ouija board said so.

Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2026 12:13 PM (vSvIl)

79 >>>Is this going to be another thread about Tucker Carlson?
Cause I'm about sick of him.

Stick around, like every other thread, it'll eventually evolve into another Star Trek discussion.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 28, 2026 12:14 PM (Y1sOo)

80 Wonder if anybody has been on pizza delivery watch around Whiteman AFB.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 28, 2026 12:14 PM (gm9Sb)

81 Imagine hating Jews so much that you have a sadz over the Iranians finally being freed from Muslim Arab occupiers.

If you ever wonder why I don't take you nutters seriously, this is a good start to ponder on.

Posted by: Saber Alter at February 28, 2026 12:14 PM (6XXvd)

82 "Nostradamus predicted this.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram "

The Golden Scalp Weasel quatrain?

Posted by: fd - I forgive myself for the mistakes I made at February 28, 2026 12:14 PM (vFG9F)

83 *touches nose*
Not it.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 28, 2026 12:11 PM (QVmho)

"You get a Thumper, and you get a Thumper and ... everybody gets a Thumper!"

"Yay!"

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2026 12:15 PM (rj6Yv)

84 Where the heck is Peter Arnett when he is most needed?

https://is.gd/AFjv1c

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 28, 2026 12:15 PM (BnDlA)

85 78 A week before being assassinated Kirk said that "Islam is the sword the left is using to slit the throat of America". he was consistent with this message.
Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:06 PM (/M/4v)
It was a deathbed conversion.

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-RememberThisWell
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsTheChickenRun

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at February 28, 2026 12:15 PM (E/JIZ)

86 A cool feature of the Tomahawk cruise missile is that it can navigate to its target using waypoints. So, it's possible to send, say 25 of them to a complex with 10 targets and have them approach each target from a different direction, all at once.

That will certainly push your shit in.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2026 12:15 PM (jtM2q)

87 I understand Candy Owens has an audience that takes her deranged and evil bullshit seriously but why?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 28, 2026 12:15 PM (SXxzC)

88 Basically, we are toppling the Iran regime and are going to see how things shake out.

I’ve resolved myself to the proposition that it will be better than it was before.

Is it going to go back to a pre-Ayatollah condition?

Probably not. But it should be better.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2026 12:11 PM


If they somehow pull themselves out of this and come up with a temporary government that will set up free and fair elections they might have a chance to get back to what they had in the 70s and be one of the most prosperous and free countries in the region again.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 28, 2026 12:15 PM (0N4FZ)

89 You will be relieved to know the Persians aren't muslims.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 12:12 PM (1Udfd)

I do know that. If Persia is to regain its due place in the world as a civilized country, the Persians will have to reduce the muslim population to serf status, with no votes, no civil rights.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2026 12:16 PM (8zz6B)

90 I understand Candy Owens has an audience that takes her deranged and evil bullshit seriously but why?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 28, 2026 12:15 PM (SXxzC)

The US has a sizable Sucker-American population.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 28, 2026 12:16 PM (S/Y4j)

91 Now Trump turns his weary eyes to Cuber. This is fun.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 12:16 PM (cxFcK)

92 And for how many hours have the Iranians been claiming that?
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 12:13 PM (lH7fb)


Didn't say.

Iran has confirmed that their 'defense' minister and the top general are both dead.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:16 PM (ExV1e)

93 56 Which is worse, attacking during ramadan, during black history month, or while John McCain's funeral is ongoing ?
Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2026 12:09 PM (lCppi)

Waiting till I am way o hot and riding Satan's barbed cock to enjoy it.

-Zombie McCain

Posted by: Bete at February 28, 2026 12:16 PM (LX4y3)

94 Ramadan?, heh, really Omar? Because you don't say shit about muslim terrorism on Christmas, Easter, Hannukah, 4th of July or any other holiday. Missiles are too expensive, but I'd be fine if they hit every mosque.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2026 12:16 PM (n5tGW)

95 If these European countries half invaded don't want their invaders pissed off so bow down to what they want.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2026 12:17 PM (Ia/+0)

96 That will certainly push your shit in.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2026 12:15 PM


*perks up*

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at February 28, 2026 12:17 PM (Wnv9h)

97
At least we didn't attack during Mothra.
Posted by: She Hobbit


Those two little singing Japanese girls wouldn't like it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2026 12:17 PM (Cqx++)

98 >> If Persia is to regain its due place in the world as a civilized country, the Persians will have to reduce the muslim population to serf status, with no votes, no civil rights.


In the whole of the World, the Persian people are the only ones burning down mosques.

I'd say that is a good sign.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 12:18 PM (1Udfd)

99 I would be willing to bet that the left and specifically the Obama cult is crapping themselves about what might happen if the mullahs fall. The mullahs probably kept records of everything they did with our traitorous left. Go long on Depends™ Barky and friends

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2026 12:18 PM (HYqoK)

100 84 Where the heck is Peter Arnett when he is most needed?

https://is.gd/AFjv1c
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 28, 2026 12:15 PM

I was hoping we would mint a new scud stud.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 28, 2026 12:18 PM (RjXn6)

101 *touches nose*
Not it.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 28, 2026 12:11 PM (QVmho)

"You get a Thumper, and you get a Thumper and ... everybody gets a Thumper!"

"Yay!"
Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2026 12:15 PM (rj6Yv)

***

As the ammo platoon leader in an artillery battalion, I was overjoyed at the idea of no baseplates. Until i took a turn loading projos (8inch battalion). 200 lbs.
Damn!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2026 12:18 PM (2WIwB)

102 Oh dear or dear, we attacked the death cult religion during Ramadan. Where is my fainting couch. If you needed the sarc, get your head right.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 28, 2026 12:18 PM (CFj4+)

103 OH, about Cuba. Rumor has it that US is taking over Cuban economy within a month. And then Marco is to be named Governor General of Cuba. *this last one is not exactly confirmed

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:19 PM (/M/4v)

104 From a bunch of X posts I've read, most non-regime Iranians have abandoned Islam. They closed 75,000 of 100,000 mosques. Evidently, Zoroastrianism is making a come back.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 12:19 PM (cxFcK)

105 Sad that Neil Sedaka did not live to see this.

Posted by: ASCAP at February 28, 2026 12:19 PM (oftw2)

106 Ishtar hardest hit.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:19 PM (lAzE1)

107 "Iraq was attacked by the US during Ramadan and it sickening to know that the US is again going to attack Iran during Ramadan."

I distinctly remember how sensitive we were to Ramadan during the attack on Iraq. How we didn't want to upset our enemies by killing them during a holiday.
I also remember discussing the fact that Muslims regularly fight wars with each other during Ramadan and how this is an argument specially aimed at reaching ignorant Americans.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 28, 2026 12:20 PM (0MjtC)

108 In the whole of the World, the Persian people are the only ones burning down mosques.

I'd say that is a good sign.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 12:18 PM (1Udfd)

Agreed. But how do you "burn down" structures made of masonry or stone?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2026 12:20 PM (8zz6B)

109 I just completely skip over anything Candace Owens or Tucker Carlson now says, and I only read bits of other things from X posted here. I don't need the aggravation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2026 12:20 PM (8Xy/A)

110 Also sprach Zarathustra.

Posted by: Zombie Nietzsche at February 28, 2026 12:20 PM (lH7fb)

111 79 >>>Is this going to be another thread about Tucker Carlson?
Cause I'm about sick of him.

Stick around, like every other thread, it'll eventually evolve into another Star Trek discussion.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 28, 2026 12:14 PM (Y1sOo)


Boobs, guns, long bows and how to cook brussel sprouts.

Posted by: a.moron at February 28, 2026 12:20 PM (X5Jzz)

112 Attacking on Ramadan is just taking a page from their playbook....They love to attack on Christmas, Easter etc....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2026 12:20 PM (FZMv4)

113 Waiting till I am way o hot and riding Satan's barbed cock to enjoy it.

-Zombie McCain
Posted by: Bete at February 28, 2026 12:16 PM (LX4y3)

"Wait, I thought you said it was a dry heat!" - Zombie J. Jackson.

Posted by: Boswell at February 28, 2026 12:21 PM (j10i6)

114 sweet sweet neo-nazi tears, so satisfying!

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:21 PM (/M/4v)

115 From a bunch of X posts I've read, most non-regime Iranians have abandoned Islam. They closed 75,000 of 100,000 mosques. Evidently, Zoroastrianism is making a come back.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 12:19 PM


Christianity seems to be growing there as well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2026 12:21 PM (Wnv9h)

116
If they somehow pull themselves out of this and come up with a temporary government that will set up free and fair elections they might have a chance to get back to what they had in the 70s and be one of the most prosperous and free countries in the region again.
Posted by: Mister Scott


What if radical Muslims win the free and fair elections?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2026 12:21 PM (Cqx++)

117 Supposedly, the IDF is currently destroying missile launchers in Iran.

I wonder if they're getting tips from the locals, lol.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:21 PM (ExV1e)

118 They store their ordanance in the mosques.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:21 PM (lAzE1)

119 @79. Stick around like every other thread it'll eventually evolve into another Star Trek discussion.

Oh, hell no!

Posted by: Case at February 28, 2026 12:21 PM (Z3Kkg)

120 . If Persia is to regain its due place in the world as a civilized country, the Persians will have to reduce the muslim population to serf status, with no votes, no civil rights.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2026 12:16

Not good enough. They'll need to be extirpated, root and branch or they'll just do it again.

Hopefully Pahlavi took a lesson from what happened in '79 and has the resolve to carry out a mass slaughter. Tolerance of Islam is surrender to it, period, end of story. Kill or be killed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2026 12:22 PM (BI5O2)

121 re: 80

Only worry if it’s eclipsed by Chinese Take-Out

Posted by: epador at February 28, 2026 12:22 PM (TRnzq)

122 Agreed. But how do you "burn down" structures made of masonry or stone?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2026 12:20 PM (8zz6B)


Bulldozer.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at February 28, 2026 12:22 PM (kvcnI)

123
I do know that. If Persia is to regain its due place in the world as a civilized country, the Persians will have to reduce the muslim population to serf status, with no votes, no civil rights.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2026 12:16 PM (8zz6B)

If only the rest of the civilized nations would do that.

Posted by: moki at February 28, 2026 12:22 PM (wLjpr)

124 Sprechen Zarathrustra?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:22 PM (lAzE1)

125 I find it interesting, funny in a way, watching these videos the Iranian people feel so secure in our accuracy they see an explosion, look, then just go about their day.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2026 12:22 PM (n5tGW)

126 Indeed, the masks are off. "Pass the popcorn," should be on new vanity license plates.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 28, 2026 12:22 PM (YlWIZ)

127 At some point 'they' aren't on the Right.

Cucker meeting with Obama denizens isn't the thing someone on the Right would do. He's not on the Right. No, this is not a No True Scotsman fallacy. It's a demand for objectivity.

Posted by: weft cut-Rotten at February 28, 2026 12:22 PM (diia5)

128

Black history month goes out with a bang. March comes in like a lion.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2026 12:22 PM (Cqx++)

129 I don't think this qualifies as a war. Not a war-war, anyway.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2026 12:23 PM (Q+gd/)

130 Can you imagine being so happy that you are riding around on a bicycle in a place where bombs are dropping and missiles are incoming?

Not to mention the fact that out going munitions are unreliable to the point they may return and blow up the launch point?

Medals for everyone!

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 28, 2026 12:23 PM (2H3yT)

131 What if radical Muslims win the free and fair elections?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2026 12:21 PM (Cqx++)


I guess it would mean that all the people who seem to want the current regime gone didn't really want that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:23 PM (ExV1e)

132 >> IDF is currently destroying missile launchers in Iran.

>I wonder if they're getting tips from the locals, lol.


They are one use only devices if you don't have an air defense system in place.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 12:23 PM (1Udfd)

133 They store their ordinance in the mosques.
Posted by: Boss Moss

That is a 2-fer.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 28, 2026 12:23 PM (BnDlA)

134 All you guys celebrating this realize this was my dream right?

Lol

Posted by: Zombie Juan McCain at February 28, 2026 12:23 PM (2T8TB)

135 TOUSi showing IDF strikes on missile launchers.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at February 28, 2026 12:23 PM (kvcnI)

136
27 Newsom-- um wut?

First, he lays out the justification for taking out Irans nuclear program and leadership, and then says theres no justification and that war is dangerous. And then says he stands with the California's Iranian Americans , most of whom are there because they fled the mullahs takeover.

Maybe its his dyslexia ...

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2026 12:05 PM

------

Someone wrote this for him. He doesn't really think about it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2026 12:23 PM (VWtfl)

137 That country needs be renamed Persia.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 28, 2026 12:23 PM (SXxzC)

138 Stick around, like every other thread, it'll eventually evolve into another Star Trek discussion.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 28, 2026 12:14 PM (Y1sOo)

Trump just violated the heck out of the Prime Directive.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 28, 2026 12:23 PM (0MjtC)

139 Nothing warms my heart more than a flaming skull to start the day off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2026 12:24 PM (XeU6L)

140 That country needs be renamed Persia.

==

Persia is only one province of Iran, and Persians are only one of many nationalities in Iran.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:24 PM (/M/4v)

141 If only Abe Vigoda had lived to see it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:24 PM (lAzE1)

142 >>Trump just violated the heck out of the Prime Directive.


Stacey Abrams is gonna be pissed.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 12:24 PM (1Udfd)

143 6 From a bunch of X posts I've read, most non-regime Iranians have abandoned Islam. They closed 75,000 of 100,000 mosques. Evidently, Zoroastrianism is making a come back.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 12:19 PM

---------

Thus spake Zarathustra!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 12:24 PM (JkO4W)

144 As it is, Marco must have a binder of governor generals to review.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 28, 2026 12:25 PM (YlWIZ)

145 Fuque Keir Starmer with a horse. No one would ever mistake you for someone who stands with an ally

Posted by: FuqueKier at February 28, 2026 12:25 PM (V2fDC)

146 I'll bet there are a lot of dead Mullahs getting a shock right now.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 28, 2026 12:25 PM (SXxzC)

147 For example, Tousi is Persian and Goldie is Bakhtiari.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:25 PM (/M/4v)

148 Kier Starmer has graciously offered to hold our coat.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 12:25 PM (cxFcK)

149 Starmer is waffling. Is he Belgian?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:25 PM (lAzE1)

150 This wouldn't be happening if Biden or Harris were President!

Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at February 28, 2026 12:25 PM (0sNs1)

151 As soon as the ER docs remove this artillery shell from my rectum, I'm donating it to the cause.

Posted by: The Great Poofter at February 28, 2026 12:25 PM (oftw2)

152 Candace Owens really hates those Jews, doesn't she?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 12:26 PM (JkO4W)

153 Tousi saying confirmed that multiple senior Iranian intelligence officials killed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:27 PM (ExV1e)

154 Good Lord. TOUSi TV shills itself for just as long as it gives you news.... why is anyone watching that shit?

Posted by: Denny Crane - NOT a Paid Advertisement. at February 28, 2026 12:27 PM (i49OE)

155 Starmer is waffling. Is he Belgian?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:25 PM (lAzE1)

He's little more than a reheated English Muffin.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 28, 2026 12:27 PM (S/Y4j)

156 Typical, I try to unplug for the weekend and shit starts blowing up. Literally and figuratively.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at February 28, 2026 12:27 PM (FIwBs)

157 Fuque Keir Starmer with a horse. No one would ever mistake you for someone who stands with an ally

He keep running his mouth like anyone anywhere cares what he has to say.

Maybe I need to fill his mouth to keep him quiet and happy.

Posted by: The Penis at February 28, 2026 12:28 PM (Ksqrb)

158 Stick around, like every other thread, it'll eventually evolve into another Star Trek discussion.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 28, 2026 12:14 PM (Y1sOo)

Trump just violated the heck out of the Prime Directive.
Posted by: 29Victor at February 28, 2026 12:23 PM


It was the Klingons whom Kirk hated.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2026 12:28 PM (0sNs1)

159 In the whole of the World, the Persian people are the only ones burning down mosques.

I'd say that is a good sign.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 12:18 PM (1Udfd)

Agreed. But how do you "burn down" structures made of masonry or stone?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


They munitions stored there burn quite nicely.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2026 12:28 PM (MdILH)

160 Bomb Omar, next.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 12:03 PM (1Udfd)

This.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2026 12:28 PM (snZF9)

161 In the whole of the World, the Persian people are the only ones burning down mosques.

I'd say that is a good sign.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 12:18 PM (1Udfd)

Agreed. But how do you "burn down" structures made of masonry or stone?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


They munitions stored there burn quite nicely.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2026 12:28 PM (MdILH)

I hear that C4 is just angry Play-Doh.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 28, 2026 12:29 PM (S/Y4j)

162 I heard this morning that Iran has another military force, other than the IRGC. So Trump was signaling support for them, by targeting just the IRGC. I suppose the other group is more supportive of the Green Revolution, but idk anything about them.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2026 12:29 PM (vbXSk)

163 Oman air raid sirens.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:29 PM (lAzE1)

164 Maybe I need to fill his mouth to keep him quiet and happy.
Posted by: The Penis at February 28, 2026 12:28 PM


Don't be too hard on him.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2026 12:29 PM (Wnv9h)

165 As votermom says, now is the time to
"deport, deport, deport".

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 28, 2026 12:29 PM (v5dF2)

166 hahahaha! air sirens in Oman! lay down with dogs..

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:29 PM (/M/4v)

167 Posted by: Denny Crane - NOT a Paid Advertisement. at February 28, 2026 12:27 PM (i49OE)

A company which employs several people tells viewers that they can subscribe to that company? The nerve.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:29 PM (ExV1e)

168 There seems to be a few factions with some crossover:

1) people opposed to taking out Iran's government because they oppose Trump and anything Bad Orange Man does is Bad.
2) people who are just stooges of the Iranian government or Muslims in general
3) people who are opposed to the use of military in any way because they think that means war, if not WW3 and forever wars in the middle east and we're all doomed.
4) people who are concerned about the legality or morality of these strikes but are generally in favor of the action because of Iran's history and actions, and extreme danger if they get nukes.
5) people who are for destroying the Mullahs and celebrate this for its hopeful outcome no matter what it takes

I am in category 4, cautiously supportive. Mostly I am in contempt of idiots who keep screaming WW3 every time we get involved with Iran at any level, and the fools like Massie who keep screaming about how its illegal to use the military in any way unless congress declares war.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:30 PM (PYyV9)

169 floopglik vithqueg

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at February 28, 2026 12:30 PM (ANFEH)

170 I hear that C4 is just angry Play-Doh.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 28, 2026 12:29 PM


Serious Putty.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2026 12:30 PM (Wnv9h)

171 So many bad takes out there. Ace is gonna need a bigger blog.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2026 12:30 PM (YwEeS)

172 The Reich LARPers must be on suicide watch by now. Iranians celebrating in the streets and no piles of dead Jews. Very sad.

Posted by: Saber Alter at February 28, 2026 12:30 PM (6XXvd)

173 Boobs, guns, long bows and how to cook brussel sprouts.
Posted by: a.moron at February 28, 2026 12:20 PM


One of those things is not like the others.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2026 12:30 PM (0sNs1)

174 Our resident retard is on the case!

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2026 12:30 PM (YwEeS)

175 the Woke Reich is about to find out

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:31 PM (/M/4v)

176 It was the Klingons whom Kirk hated.

Undiscovered country, that scene with spock "LET THEM DIE" was so good.

I am still confused how the entire Klingon empire of many different planets was somehow destroyed by having one of their planets damaged.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:31 PM (PYyV9)

177 where they stand in the scheme of things

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:31 PM (/M/4v)

178
He's little more than a reheated English Muffin.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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That's been sitting in a toast rack for 20 mins.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2026 12:31 PM (XeU6L)

179 I hear that C4 is just angry Play-Doh.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 28, 2026 12:29 PM

Serious Putty.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2026 12:30 PM


Igniting a marble of C4 is a great (if slightly mephitic) way to heat your C-Rat entreé.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2026 12:31 PM (0sNs1)

180 As I wrote earlier, Reagan did not have the resources to do what Trump can do.

"Blowback" is officially dead.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 28, 2026 12:31 PM (qFwJc)

181 Shockingly, Canada appears to be more on board than the UK.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:32 PM (ExV1e)

182 176 May be Klingons can only mate on that one planet...

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2026 12:32 PM (YwEeS)

183 Our resident retard is on the case!

Hey, I'm right here!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:32 PM (PYyV9)

184 Yes, one of the bad side effects about this is that Lindsey Graham and his zombie butt buddy are happy. Can't have everything I guess.

And the Paki-Afghans attacking each other during Ramadan is just a terrible terrible thing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2026 12:32 PM (n5tGW)

185 174 Our resident retard is on the case!
Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2026 12:30 PM (YwEeS)

Could you narrow that down, and, I just got here steevy!

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 12:32 PM (pDt9x)

186 Turkey is butthurt.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:33 PM (ExV1e)

187 The British eat butter sandwiches with potato chips.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:33 PM (lAzE1)

188 The Epstein Files are a distraction from Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein!

There. That should be enough of that. Now STFU.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 28, 2026 12:33 PM (kGdxl)

189 181 As is Oz.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 28, 2026 12:33 PM (gm9Sb)

190 Igniting a marble of C4 is a great (if slightly mephitic) way to heat your C-Rat entreé.

Bored Marines used to light C4 on fire then stomp it out in Vietnam.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:33 PM (PYyV9)

191 Shockingly, Canada appears to be more on board than the UK.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:32 PM (ExV1e)


They have a lot of Iranian expats.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2026 12:33 PM (n9ltV)

192 Starmer is such a pathetic piece of shit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 28, 2026 12:33 PM (v5dF2)

193 This is going to be very interesting. The whole world is about to change in the next year or so.

Posted by: pawn at February 28, 2026 12:33 PM (+rKuc)

194 Iraq hasn't had a good millennium since 3000 B.C.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 12:34 PM (JkO4W)

195 May be Klingons can only mate on that one planet...
Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2026 12:32 PM (YwEeS)

Whatever happened to the Romulans, anyway? They sort of faded out?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2026 12:34 PM (8zz6B)

196 This seems like an ideal time for ICE to ramp up deporting illegals to the maximum now that our domestic communists are going to be distracted by shopping for Iranian Islamic flags.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 28, 2026 12:34 PM (BnDlA)

197 177 where they stand in the scheme of things
Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:31 PM (/M/4v)

Hey runner!! How is your optimism level this morning?? Mine is a firm 8 out of 10.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 12:34 PM (pDt9x)

198 186 Turkey is butthurt.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:33 PM (ExV1e)

Just ask Peter O'Toole.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 28, 2026 12:34 PM (kGdxl)

199 LOL yeah Trump is a puppet of the little hats, that you Tucker?

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2026 12:34 PM (YwEeS)

200 I hope Trump considers a way to declare Omar and Tlaib something like national security risks, enemy combatants or whatever so they can be jettisoned out of the country with their respective broods.

He's riffed on getting Omar out, but she's not the only one who really needs to be deported with prejudice.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2026 12:34 PM (jtM2q)

201 The lamentations of the trolls.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2026 12:34 PM (Q+gd/)

202 Anybody text BroFo a response saying, "Some people did something" yet?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 28, 2026 12:34 PM (qBdHI)

203 I am still confused how the entire Klingon empire of many different planets was somehow destroyed by having one of their planets damaged.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:31 PM (PYyV9)
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Well, I believe it was a moon around their homeworld that was going to cause it to die off.

Sure, Klingon planets would carry on, but the Empire as a whole was going to collapse.

Remember, it was an allegory for the Cold War.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 28, 2026 12:34 PM (ESVrU)

204 167 Posted by: Denny Crane - NOT a Paid Advertisement. at February 28, 2026 12:27 PM (i49OE)

A company which employs several people tells viewers that they can subscribe to that company? The nerve.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:29 PM (ExV1e)


I am bouncing between 4 or so live feeds, so I will concede that I'm just coincidently hitting TOUSi at the wrong time...

Posted by: Denny Crane - If I Am Wrong I Will Probably Admit It. at February 28, 2026 12:34 PM (i49OE)

205 Bored Marines used to light C4 on fire then stomp it out in Vietnam.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
--------

Now they use crayons...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2026 12:35 PM (XeU6L)

206 Trolls are pretty low grade today.

Posted by: Reforger at February 28, 2026 12:35 PM (onCFI)

207 The Iranian people will want revenge for all those murdered by the regime in recent weeks. There will be blood.

Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2026 12:35 PM (ZxPkt)

208 >>Oman air raid sirens.

Perhaps the Iranians found out we are using the base on Masirah Island for our P-8s to launch ASUW missions over the Persian Gulf.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 28, 2026 12:35 PM (Y1sOo)

209 The British eat butter sandwiches with potato chips.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:33 PM


Didn't the 20th and early-21st Century Britons refer to potato chips as 'crisps'?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 28, 2026 12:35 PM (0sNs1)

210 Remember, it was an allegory for the Cold War.

Yeah its just that the premise made no sense. Great movie once you get past it though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:35 PM (PYyV9)

211 IRGC just seems to be spitting out missiles in all directions. Pretty shocking behavior for terrorists.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

212 TNG used the Romulans so much that Ronald Moore created the Cardassians to replace them in a script.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2026 12:36 PM (YwEeS)

213 Lots of new nics stirring up the Jew-hate this morning.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 12:36 PM (JkO4W)

214 The British eat butter sandwiches with potato chips.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:33 PM


"Chips" are what we call fries.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2026 12:36 PM (n9ltV)

215 Starmer's wife and children are Jewish. Ideology wins out over the safety and future of his family. Putz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2026 12:36 PM (HYqoK)

216 Starmer is just pandering to his muslim overlords and voters. I don't find it surprising, the UK has been colonized. They aren't an ally.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2026 12:36 PM (n5tGW)

217 Queer Starmer should put his ball gag back in and go lick his mistress, Chancellor Rachel Reeves, boots. He might as well have come out crying about being emasculated on the world stage.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 28, 2026 12:36 PM (1JFYK)

218 Believe it or not, the usual suspects are headed to the streets with pre-printed signs to ... protest an attack on a government that killed tens of thousands of people for protesting

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:37 PM (PYyV9)

219 211 IRGC just seems to be spitting out missiles in all directions. Pretty shocking behavior for terrorists.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

Brilliant plan. Brilliant.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 12:37 PM (pDt9x)

220 Hey, hey, ho, ho,
Ilhan Omar's got to go.

Hey, hey, ho, ho,
Ilhan Omar's got to go.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 28, 2026 12:37 PM (v5dF2)

221

House Rep. Ro Khanna, D-Calif., said Congress “must” reconvene on Monday.

“Trump says his goal is to topple the Iranian regime, but the American people are tired of regime change wars that cost us billions of dollars and risk our lives,” Khanna said in a video posted to social platform X. “We don’t want to be at war with a country of 90 million people in the Middle East.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2026 12:37 PM (Cqx++)

222
Boobs, guns, long bows and how to cook brussel sprouts.
Posted by: a.moron
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One of those things is not like the others.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Brussel Sprouts are lethal embodied. Just have a delayed time-fuse.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 28, 2026 12:37 PM (QVmho)

223 We need better trolls here. Ours suck.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2026 12:37 PM (Wnv9h)

224 Hey runner!! How is your optimism level this morning?? Mine is a firm 8 out of 10.
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 12:34 PM (pDt9x)

Hey tubal! It's up there ! I bought everyone drinks! As I promised !

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:37 PM (/M/4v)

225 This is going to be very interesting. The whole world is about to change in the next year or so.
Posted by: pawn
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It is prudent to keep in mind the Law of Unintended Consequences.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2026 12:37 PM (XeU6L)

226 Crisps. A sandwich with nothing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:37 PM (lAzE1)

227 I hate to break it to the leftoids but the war is already over. It is just cleanup now.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2026 12:37 PM (YwEeS)

228 Starmer is on the payroll. It's always about the payroll.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2026 12:37 PM (Q+gd/)

229 Starmer's wife and children are Jewish. Ideology wins out over the safety and future of his family. Putz
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2026 12:36 PM (HYqoK)

Well, they are just beards anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2026 12:38 PM (8zz6B)

230 I am still confused how the entire Klingon empire of many different planets was somehow destroyed by having one of their planets damaged.

They were trying to hard to make it an environmental metaphor that they overreached a bit.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 12:38 PM (QZThv)

231 lol, my post replaced rancid troll's post

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:38 PM (/M/4v)

232 @CAGovernor Gavin Newsom:

"The corrupt and repressive Iranian regime must never have nuclear weapons. The leadership of Iran must go...
"As this unfolds, California stands with the Iranian-American community in our state,


You say they must never have nuclear weapons. What have you done to ensure that? What has your party done? You say the regime must go. What are your plans for achieving their departure? How exactly are you standing with them? What does that even mean?

Be specific.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 28, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

233 Starmer is gayer than Barky.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2026 12:38 PM (YwEeS)

234 The Romulans were stand-ins for Chinese in the Original Series (Klingons being Russians). Leftist show producers are not going to bash the Chinese who pay them so much.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:38 PM (PYyV9)

235 And now for something completely different, 1/2 hour YT about Eric Burden including how the Beatles' I Am the Walrus references his bizarre sexual proclivities.

https://is.gd/pqFFx5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 28, 2026 12:38 PM (FXNzP)

236 We need better trolls here. Ours suck.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2026 12:37 PM (Wnv9h)
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It's Saturday.

Must be peak time for gloryhole servicing...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 28, 2026 12:39 PM (ESVrU)

237 The Iranian people will want revenge for all those murdered by the regime in recent weeks. There will be blood.
Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2026 12:35 PM (ZxPkt)

Well, it better be a whole lot. The Muslims will have to be killed or forcibly converted down to last man, or they'll just take over and this will have been for nothing.

And if they're willing to Do What Must Be Done, the US must stand down and permit them free rein to kill without compunction. No bullshit about human rights for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2026 12:39 PM (BI5O2)

238 214 The British eat butter sandwiches with potato chips.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:33 PM

"Chips" are what we call fries.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I believe they call potato chips crisps.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 28, 2026 12:39 PM (1JFYK)

239
During Ramadan, there is actually a spike in Islamic terror attacks.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2026 12:39 PM (VWtfl)

240 Love seeing Trump give his statement last night wearing a baseball hat that said "USA" on it. Telling the mullahs "this is who is killing you"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2026 12:39 PM (HYqoK)

241 235 And now for something completely different, 1/2 hour YT about Eric Burden including how the Beatles' I Am the Walrus references his bizarre sexual proclivities.

https://is.gd/pqFFx5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 28, 2026 12:38 PM (FXNzP)

Ed Driscoll, is that you?? JK.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 12:39 PM (pDt9x)

242 “We don’t want to be at war with a country of 90 million people in the Middle East.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2026 12:37 PM (Cqx++)

There's One Simple Trick to make it a lot less 90 million.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2026 12:39 PM (8zz6B)

243 I don't give two shits about Iran. Frankly, I don't give two shits about Israel. I know that puts me in league with the Devil, but so be it. What I care about is here at home. Don't we have enough enemies here in the US that haven't been dealt with? Oh, I know. Two weeks.

Meanwhile as our legions are fighting on the frontiers of the empire, halfway around the world, while the barbarians are inside the walls of Rome.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 28, 2026 12:39 PM (MZ+PY)

244 House Rep. Ro Khanna, D-Calif., said Congress “must” reconvene on Monday.

A Democrat in Congress has also called for the government to seize Warner Brothers Discovery to protect CNN. Absolute clownshoes.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 12:40 PM (QZThv)

245 We need better trolls here. Ours suck.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2026 12:37 PM (Wnv9h)
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I suggest referring to them as the Axis of Retards.

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2026 12:40 PM (GNqmQ)

246 "Chips" are what we call fries.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I believe they call potato chips crisps.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 28, 2026 12:39 PM (1JFYK)

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Don't even ask what they consider "pudding."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 12:40 PM (JkO4W)

247
Crisps. A sandwich with nothing.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Was deputy PM on. NATOcontract in the early 2000s. At lunch one day the chief engineer, a brit, ordered thatat lunchtime. I told him it was "potato chips motherfucker!"

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 28, 2026 12:40 PM (QVmho)

248 Starmer may or may not be for Islam, but he knows that in Britain, the single most monolithic and reliable voter bloc is Muslims. They all vote the same way, they all vote, and they vote with as much fraud as they can manage. He panders to them in order to retain power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:40 PM (PYyV9)

249 I hope Trump considers a way to declare Omar and Tlaib something like national security risks, enemy combatants or whatever so they can be jettisoned out of the country with their respective broods.

He's riffed on getting Omar out, but she's not the only one who really needs to be deported with prejudice.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2026 12:34 PM (jtM2q)

Yeah, like the whole democrat party.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2026 12:40 PM (snZF9)

250 244 I don't give two shits about Iran. Frankly, I don't give two shits about Israel. I know that puts me in league with the Devil, but so be it. What I care about is here at home. Don't we have enough enemies here in the US that haven't been dealt with? Oh, I know. Two weeks.

Meanwhile as our legions are fighting on the frontiers of the empire, halfway around the world, while the barbarians are inside the walls of Rome.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 28, 2026 12:39 PM (MZ+PY)


Maybe multitask??

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 12:40 PM (pDt9x)

251 I hope Trump considers a way to declare Omar and Tlaib something like national security risks, enemy combatants or whatever so they can be jettisoned out of the country with their respective broods.

He's riffed on getting Omar out, but she's not the only one who really needs to be deported with prejudice.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Keep riffing that we had been at war with Iran since 1979 and we are rounding up traiters...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2026 12:40 PM (MdILH)

252 Happy Saturday Ace, glad you showed up.

Posted by: From about That Time at February 28, 2026 12:40 PM (sl73Y)

253 Starmer's wife and children are Jewish. Ideology wins out over the safety and future of his family. Putz
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2026 12:36 PM (HYqoK)


Starmer spends his spare time blowing Ukrainian rent-boys. Doubt he cares much about his 'wife'. Kids, maybe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:40 PM (ExV1e)

254 Well, I believe it was a moon around their homeworld that was going to cause it to die off.

Sure, Klingon planets would carry on, but the Empire as a whole was going to collapse.

Remember, it was an allegory for the Cold War.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 28, 2026 12:34 PM


In 2293, the starship USS Excelsior, commanded by Captain Hikaru Sulu, was struck by a shockwave when the Klingon moon Praxis exploded without warning, and they discover that much of the moon has been obliterated.

The loss of the Klingons' key energy production facility and the estimated 50 years until the complete destruction of the Klingon home world's ozone layer threw the Klingon Empire into turmoil.

Analysis determined that the explosion of the moon was caused by over mining and insufficient safety precautions.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 28, 2026 12:41 PM (0sNs1)

255 "Chips" are what we call fries.

You call it corn, we call it maize... We knew all about the goodness of maize—corn—before America was America.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 28, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)

256 You guys have become a fucking parody at this point.
Like 2018 shitlib twitter clowns calling everyone nazis.

Posted by: JFC at February 28, 2026 12:41 PM (EjUv+)

257 " Sad that Neil Sedaka did not live to see this.
Posted by: ASCAP"

Or Rob Reiner.

Posted by: fd - I forgive myself for the mistakes I made at February 28, 2026 12:41 PM (vFG9F)

258 Love ya, Ace, and sorry you are having to work on your day off.

I saw a photo in the UK DM of Tucker Carlson's frowny face and figured this is a good thing, to destroy Isis and the radical branch of Iran. After all, he met with Trump last week! He was not consulted!!! Candace Owen's is the arrow pointing to GOOD in my scale of how much I know (nothing except that I'd like Persians to join this century).

Starmer stutters, Macron utters, and all is well in my world.

Prayers for our great military. Prayers for President Trump, his cabinet, and all who support him for safety and good health, wisdom and discernment.

It needed to be done. I don't know squat, but I know this and don't want my grandchildren to have to deal with this threat of death to America that has been simmering and boiling over since the '70's. We can thank Carter for that. Thank GWB for his mess. Thank Obungo for doing nothing. And Sniffer Biden for welcoming terrorists over our borders.

God Bless America and keep us safe.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 28, 2026 12:41 PM (WONhk)

259 Israel allocated a bit of its budget to looking into this explosion of antisemitic online hate, especially online trolls, bots, and booster. I don't envy them.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:41 PM (/M/4v)

260 IRGC just seems to be spitting out missiles in all directions.

They attacked 7 other Muslim nations, its the strangest thing I've ever seen a country do. I get it, they are Shia and the other nations are Sunni but still. Very odd behavior

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:42 PM (PYyV9)

261 During Ramadan, there is actually a spike in Islamic terror attacks.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2026 12:39 PM


Then there's that whole Afghanistan/Pakistan matter. Can't wait to hear Omar shaming them on the House floor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2026 12:42 PM (Wnv9h)

262 Hello World!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 28, 2026 12:42 PM (MFAsx)

263 Trek VI was all about people fearful of the unknown and lashing out.

Much like current Deimoscr@p politicians and pundits.

Hope Hasan Piker isn't tasing Kiya

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 12:42 PM (og9zY)

264 261 Trying to trigger the end days perhaps since it is the end days for them.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2026 12:42 PM (YwEeS)

265
The British eat butter sandwiches with potato chips.


The butter wouldn't melt so you put it in a pie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2026 12:43 PM (Cqx++)

266 I don't give two shits about Iran. Frankly, I don't give two shits about Israel. I know that puts me in league with the Devil, but so be it. What I care about is here at home. Don't we have enough enemies here in the US that haven't been dealt with? Oh, I know. Two weeks.

You are correct, of course. I can think of no time when a desire to withdraw from the rest of the world ended badly.
*eyeroll*

Posted by: Archimedes at February 28, 2026 12:43 PM (Riz8t)

267 “Barack Obama reached a deal that prevented Iran from getting a nuclear weapon.”

Yes, and they still kept trying to develop it anyway.

Then, in probably one of the most ignominious acts of a US President in history, we were largely prevented from eliminating the rat lines we knew were bringing in IED material, knowledge and fighters coming from Iran.

Let me draw it in crayon for those who can’t, or won’t keep up. Every soldier killed during Obama’s reign and subject to an ROE meant to protect Iran, not the troops, is on him and douchebags like Pfeifer.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2026 12:43 PM (f4tQo)

268 Stormfront must be closed this weekend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 12:43 PM (JkO4W)

269 >>>“We don’t want to be at war with a country of 90 million people in the Middle East.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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He's right, we aren't, we're setting them free.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 28, 2026 12:43 PM (v5dF2)

270 263 Hello World!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 28, 2026 12:42 PM (MFAsx)

Glad to see you here... How goes it ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2026 12:43 PM (FZMv4)

271 Qatar can't exactly have human oversight on their bot farms today, so I'm not expecting their usual quality.

Posted by: Saber Alter at February 28, 2026 12:43 PM (6XXvd)

272 Hezbollah and their IRGC masters are awaiting orders from Tehran, but they're using carrier pigeons because of the unfortunate incident with the pagers and smartphones back in 2024.

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2026 12:43 PM (rj6Yv)

273
Starmer spends his spare time blowing Ukrainian rent-boys. Doubt he cares much about his 'wife'. Kids, maybe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28,

Nope.

Professional politicians are pure psychopaths and are incapable of love.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2026 12:43 PM (BI5O2)

274 A moment of silence for our beloved Qatari-funded influencers and Pakistani paid-trolls.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 12:44 PM (lH7fb)

275 Ro Khanna, D-Calif

Treasonous POS does not recognize that Iran has been waging war on "The Great Satan" since 1979.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2026 12:44 PM (MdILH)

276 How could Trumpf do this so close to Pride Month!?

Posted by: NR Pax at February 28, 2026 12:44 PM (7xrfc)

277 Sorry, I've been gone for a bit. I didn't realize the annual meeting of Moronz R Us was being held on this website.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 28, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

278 Maybe Candice was hypnotized

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2026 12:44 PM (Ia/+0)

279 Can air america bring in a few planeloads of AKs already.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:44 PM (lAzE1)

280 Hope Hasan Piker isn't tasing Kiya

I want there to be a video that shows the dog finally having enough and going berserk with lot of screaming and blood hitting the camera, then it all goes black.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:44 PM (PYyV9)

281 Meanwhile as our legions are fighting on the frontiers of the empire, halfway around the world, while the barbarians are inside the walls of Rome.

==

we can walk and chew gum at the same time; coincidentally, the barbarians "inside the walls" are sent, financed, trained by people we are bombing over there. it will all makes sense in a bit...

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:45 PM (/M/4v)

282 Biden's Dog, thanks for checking in! We've been hoping you are alright.

Posted by: Emmie at February 28, 2026 12:45 PM (FMtrg)

283 Hope Hasan Piker isn't tasing Kiya

I'm trying to square the whole Kaya situation with the recent news that Hasan has a profile on a furry dating site.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 12:45 PM (QZThv)

284 Do I want to know what Candy Ovens is saying?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 12:45 PM (og9zY)

285 This is a glorious day for freedom

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 28, 2026 12:45 PM (vfth7)

286 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 28, 2026 12:42 PM (MFAsx)

Glad to see you checking in.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 28, 2026 12:46 PM (w/O5Q)

287 Trying to trigger the end days perhaps since it is the end days for them.

Yeah my guess is those were supposed to be nuclear weapons in their original plan, but they fired it off with conventional as they were going out like a dog biting with the last of its energy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:46 PM (PYyV9)

288 Ian

One word - Zoophilia

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 12:46 PM (og9zY)

289 Maybe Candice was hypnotized
Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2026 12:44 PM (Ia/+0)


Requires a brain.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:46 PM (ExV1e)

290 Starmer may or may not be for Islam, but he knows that in Britain, the single most monolithic and reliable voter bloc is Muslims. They all vote the same way, they all vote, and they vote with as much fraud as they can manage. He panders to them in order to retain power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The muzzies seem to have choosen the Green party (commie enviros) as their party to further their conquest of the UK. Labor is the orphaned waif from a Dicken's novel.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 28, 2026 12:46 PM (1JFYK)

291 "The Foreign Ministry declared China’s support for “Iran’s national sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity,” and said the U.S. should “resume dialogue and negotiation” to “maintain peace and stability in the Middle East.”

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Now do Taiwan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 12:47 PM (JkO4W)

292 I do need to thank the Reich LARPers though. I've been meaning to send a email to our local World Zionist Overlords branch to request a sunny day this week so I can do some pre-spring gardening. Preferably Thursday.

Posted by: Saber Alter at February 28, 2026 12:47 PM (6XXvd)

293 I'm trying to square the whole Kaya situation with the recent news that Hasan has a profile on a furry dating site.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 12:45 PM (QZThv)

Can a furry be a furry if he cosplays as a snake?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2026 12:47 PM (8zz6B)

294 Let me draw it in crayon for those who can’t, or won’t keep up. Every soldier killed during Obama’s reign and subject to an ROE meant to protect Iran, not the troops, is on him and douchebags like Pfeifer.
Posted by: Marcus T

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 28, 2026 12:47 PM (v5dF2)

295 Hezbollah and their IRGC masters are awaiting orders from Tehran, but they're using carrier pigeons because of the unfortunate incident with the pagers and smartphones back in 2024.

Didn't Hamas say that the pigeons are controlled by the Mossad? I know they definitely did about sharks, because "Jew sharks" is the funniest shit this side of space lasers.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 12:47 PM (QZThv)

296 IRGC just seems to be spitting out missiles in all directions.

They attacked 7 other Muslim nations, its the strangest thing I've ever seen a country do. I get it, they are Shia and the other nations are Sunni but still. Very odd behavior

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:42 PM (PYyV9)

Its how evil regimes die.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2026 12:47 PM (snZF9)

297 Oh, and for those of you saying Obama got UBL, no he didn’t. Navy SEALS did. It had to be one of the easiest calls in history. But President Slapdick only made it because the intel was there and if it became public, it would destroy him sooner than his legacy did.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2026 12:48 PM (f4tQo)

298 I will say this was the worst kept secret bombing ever, months and months to get the ships over there. Even less surprising than Venezuela.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2026 12:48 PM (n5tGW)

299 wait, now something makes sense !
Recently Graham went to the ME to meet with leaders in UAE and Saudi. After the meeting with Saudi he said that "Boy, these guys are smart!" I was wondering what that was about. Now I know what it was ! ha

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:48 PM (/M/4v)

300 Candace Owens is a life lesson in never getting your poontang from a british limpy noodled mimbo

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at February 28, 2026 12:48 PM (REq0p)

301 Greens are like watermelons. Red on the inside.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:48 PM (lAzE1)

302 I don't give two shits about Iran. Frankly, I don't give two shits about Israel. I know that puts me in league with the Devil, but so be it. What I care about is here at home. Don't we have enough enemies here in the US that haven't been dealt with? Oh, I know. Two weeks.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 28, 2026 12:39 PM (MZ+PY)


You might not care about Iran, but they cared very much about you, and wanted you dead. Israel is the best place from which to base our defense of America, because they are also in Iran's crosshairs.

And...America can have a foreign policy and a domestic policy at the same time. This isn't a zero-sum game.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2026 12:48 PM (n9ltV)

303 Did the 12th Iman call in sick with a note from Epstein's mother?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 12:48 PM (og9zY)

304 Prayers for you and yours, Biden’s Dog.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2026 12:48 PM (A5RD0)

305 278 Maybe Candice was hypnotized
Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2026 12:44 PM (Ia/+0)

I mean after chickens, how hard could she be?

Posted by: Iggy Pop at February 28, 2026 12:49 PM (w/O5Q)

306 Forgot to answer this question from the earlier thread:

Wasn't there a singer in the 90s who did bill themselves as the ayatollah of rock and rolla?

Posted by: Aetius451AD



It was actually a nickname for Lord Humongous in Mad Max, as announced by his herald, who lost his fingers to the Feral Kid's boomerang.

Chris Jericho, Fozzy lead singer/WWE wrestler later used it as his moniker.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2026 12:49 PM (/RHNq)

307 The IDF is now issuing evacuation warnings to Iranians in the vicinity of upcoming targets.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 12:49 PM (lH7fb)

308 Iranian drone slamming into upper floor of Bahrain residential high rise. video

Nick Sortor X link.

https://tinyurl.com/59dnmshd

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2026 12:49 PM (vbXSk)

309 Biden's Dog! How is everything ?

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:49 PM (/M/4v)

310 Glad to see you checking in.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 28, 2026 12:46 PM (w/O5Q)
-

Got a lot of exercise today heading up and down the building staircase between our apartment and the shelter.

Had a dozen friends over for lunch today. Fun experience.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 28, 2026 12:49 PM (MFAsx)

311 Ramadan, you say? The template was set when Washington crossed the Delaware to deliver season's greetings to the Hessians on Christmas night, 1776.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 28, 2026 12:49 PM (9CbS6)

312 Did the 12th Iman call in sick with a note from Epstein's mother?

Obama was supposed to be the final imam, but he's lazy, and Reggie came over with a case of Viagra.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 12:49 PM (QZThv)

313 The muzzies seem to have chosen the Green party (commie enviros) as their party to further their conquest of the UK

Yeah it has people doing a lot of headscratching as Muslims line up to vote for trannies and purple haired feminists.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:50 PM (PYyV9)

314 One of our pups and a SIL have been called up.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 28, 2026 12:50 PM (MFAsx)

315 I don't give two shits about Iran. Frankly, I don't give two shits about Israel. I know that puts me in league with the Devil, but so be it. What I care about is here at home. Don't we have enough enemies here in the US that haven't been dealt with? Oh, I know. Two weeks.

The Navy isn't involved in domestic issues.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:50 PM (ExV1e)

316 I do need to thank the Reich LARPers though. I've been meaning to send a email to our local World Zionist Overlords branch to request a sunny day this week so I can do some pre-spring gardening. Preferably Thursday.
Posted by: Saber Alter at February 28, 2026 12:47 PM (6XXvd)

*****************************************

We'll see what we can do.

Posted by: Jewish Weather Machine at February 28, 2026 12:51 PM (lH7fb)

317 Reptile cosplayers are called Scalies IIRC

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 12:51 PM (og9zY)

318 Ace, you may need to order some more Troll - B - Gone Spray. They are crawling all over the place.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 12:51 PM (pDt9x)

319 Ramadan is hilarious. Its supposed to be a 30 day fast, but they eat every day. They eat a huge breakfast, then skip lunch, and eat a huge dinner. Such a sacrifice!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:51 PM (PYyV9)

320 The Chinese have a little egg foo yung on their face, having supplied key components of Iran's air defense system.

How do you say "walk-over" in Mandarin?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 12:51 PM (JkO4W)

321 The Navy isn't involved in domestic issues.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February

Eh, they've shelled Manhattan before, and maybe we can see it happen again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2026 12:51 PM (BI5O2)

322 What I care about is here at home. Don't we have enough enemies here in the US that haven't been dealt with?

Yes, because the Lincoln carrier group is involved in deportations. I realize these are retarded talking points coming from Soros, but boy is the quality down lately.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 12:51 PM (QZThv)

323 What is the point of bots coming on here and attacking ASHQ posters?. We're all going to change our minds, attack Israel and support the mullahs? Suuuuure.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2026 12:51 PM (8Xy/A)

324 Meanwhile as our legions are fighting on the frontiers of the empire, halfway around the world, while the barbarians are inside the walls of Rome.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 28, 2026 12:39 PM (MZ+PY)

You don't think that our internal enemies are trained and funded by our external enemies?

Sometimes, war IS the answer.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 28, 2026 12:52 PM (h7ZuX)

325 Aircraft carriers can't go to Minneapolis.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:52 PM (lAzE1)

326 Requires a brain.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:46 PM


The humanoid known as Spock had a good one.

Posted by: The Eymorg of Sigma Draconis VI at February 28, 2026 12:53 PM (0sNs1)

327 The Chinese have a little egg foo yung on their face, having supplied key components of Iran's air defense system.

Didn't they supply Maduro's system too, or was that Putin?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 12:53 PM (QZThv)

328 Reptile cosplayers are called Scalies IIRC
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 12:51 PM (og9zY)

But do they yiff with Furries?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2026 12:53 PM (8zz6B)

329 Any shootdowns?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:53 PM (lAzE1)

330 Candace Owens just won't go away..

Her docuseries The Bride of Charlie is such a betrayal to Charlie Kirk and his family.

After Charlie's death, she switched from accusing Macron's wife of being a man to implying that Erika had Charlie killed.

She is repulsive.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2026 12:53 PM (NpAcC)

331 Iran has some of the same air defense assets Venezuela did plus some homegrown stuff.

How’d that work out?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2026 12:53 PM (f4tQo)

332 Ramadan is hilarious. Its supposed to be a 30 day fast, but they eat every day. They eat a huge breakfast, then skip lunch, and eat a huge dinner. Such a sacrifice!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:51 PM (PYyV9)


Remember that the left favors tag-team 'hunger' strikes.

I shall not eat until my demands are met... or I get hungry, in which case the next person on the list won't eat!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:53 PM (ExV1e)

333 In related news, Zombie John McCain achieved an election today in Hell.

"Finally!" he quipped, before being spit roasted by Gulbuth The Rampant.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2026 12:53 PM (/RHNq)

334 Sometimes, war IS the answer.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 28, 2026 12:52 PM


Tell us about it.

Posted by: Troy & Carthage at February 28, 2026 12:54 PM (0sNs1)

335 Aircraft carriers can't go to Minneapolis.

Sad but true. Having one pull up alongside Walz's house and the loudspeaker starts playing "YMCA" would be amazing.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 12:54 PM (QZThv)

336 It took me a long time to come around to believe that Bush 2 attacking Iraq was a mistake. But that doesn't mean that I should automatically believe that attacking Iran is a mistake. I think it is overdue. I hope and pray that it is over soon and that loss of life is minimal and that the Persians can choose their own destiny instead of being subject to medieval tyranny. As this unfolds I may prove to be wrong again. But Trump is very different from Bush, so I like the odds of time proving this to be the correct thing to do.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 28, 2026 12:54 PM (Dv3i1)

337 Iranian drone slamming into upper floor of Bahrain residential high rise. video

Nick Sortor X link.

https://tinyurl.com/59dnmshd
Posted by: illiniwek


Iran was always threatening to kill random people, or just killing random people, or else... they will kill random people.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2026 12:54 PM (MdILH)

338 IRGC Navy blocking Strait of Hormuz ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at February 28, 2026 12:55 PM (kvcnI)

339 IRGC Navy blocking Strait of Hormuz

==

yeah, sux to be them

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:55 PM (/M/4v)

340 Dubai hotel got hit too.

Yeah, I would say this is definitely the death throes of the Iranian regime. Missiles launched every direction. Not making friends anywhere.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2026 12:55 PM (n5tGW)

341 This should push Owens straight to the padded cell for her lobotomy. While not an expert at psych patients and am totally useless to help them, I'd say she's got some issues. Her husband would know, and heaven help him and those kids of theirs.

I wish we had one of those fly drones for her office and Tucker's to livestream. I'd pay.

What does AOC and Walz say? We wait for their wisdom.

Today was a day of being productive for me. I can see that might not happen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 28, 2026 12:55 PM (WONhk)

342 Just before I run to work. Damn, she is off her nut.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2026 12:55 PM (bss/y)

343 Eh, they've shelled Manhattan before, and maybe we can see it happen again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2026 12:51 PM (BI5O2)

Anyone got the GPS coordinates for Gracie Mansion?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2026 12:55 PM (8zz6B)

344 AoP, not all the brain bleach in Lake Tehran would erase such mind searing info if I went searching for it.

Talk about 'Here Be Dragons.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 12:56 PM (og9zY)

345 296 IRGC just seems to be spitting out missiles in all directions.

They attacked 7 other Muslim nations, its the strangest thing I've ever seen a country do. I get it, they are Shia and the other nations are Sunni but still. Very odd behavior
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That one missile clip, people saw it coming, it was a big [sewer?] pipe falling sideways out of the sky.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 28, 2026 12:56 PM (v5dF2)

346 You might not care about Iran, but they cared very much about you, and wanted you dead.

They've supposedly wanted me dead for 47 years. I'm taking old age for the win.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 28, 2026 12:56 PM (MZ+PY)

347 We need better trolls here. Ours suck.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2026 12:37 PM (Wnv9h)
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Too much ideological confusion at the moment. They hate Trump, but they also know it's problematic being too openly pro- mullah. They'll figure out the party line eventually, but not yet.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 28, 2026 12:56 PM (BF4m0)

348 Yeah, I would say this is definitely the death throes of the Iranian regime. Missiles launched every direction. Not making friends anywhere.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2026 12:55 PM (n5tGW)


Jordan got hit by drones.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 12:56 PM (ExV1e)

349 Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 12:33 PM (lAzE1)

You're thinking of chip butties... french fry sandwich.

Posted by: front toward enemy at February 28, 2026 12:56 PM (TIizU)

350 313 The muzzies seem to have chosen the Green party (commie enviros) as their party to further their conquest of the UK

Yeah it has people doing a lot of headscratching as Muslims line up to vote for trannies and purple haired feminists.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The muzzies found the easiest and most retarded party to wear as a skin suit.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 28, 2026 12:56 PM (Dv3i1)

351 The general Arab denunciation of Iran has become so widespread that even the Palestinian Authority has joined in, condemning Iranian attacks and affirming its solidarity with Arab countries.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 12:57 PM (lH7fb)

352 Iranian Navy - Operation Preying Mantis Pt II.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 12:57 PM (og9zY)

353 While not an expert at psych patients and am totally useless to help them, I'd say she's got some issues.

I think she is mentally unbalanced -- and honestly seems kinda dumb -- but I believe that she has a plan. She wanted her husband to run TPUSA, and Erika Kirk is in the way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:58 PM (PYyV9)

354 Charlie also knew that Macron's wife was a man. The Jews killed him for that too!

Posted by: Candace Owens at February 28, 2026 12:58 PM (XAXi6)

355 352 "The Fighting Evinrudes".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 28, 2026 12:58 PM (gm9Sb)

356 One of our pups and a SIL have been called up.
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Our prayers are with you and your loved ones.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 28, 2026 12:58 PM (1JFYK)

357 And Charlie likewise knew the Colonel's secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices. This too provoked the Jew.

Posted by: Candace Owens at February 28, 2026 12:59 PM (XAXi6)

358 Now that we have achieved peace in the Middle East, can we send all the Muslim immigrants home?

Posted by: 29Victor at February 28, 2026 12:59 PM (0MjtC)

359 Breaking News: Elijah Blue Allman, 49, the son of Cher and the late Greg Allman, was arrested Friday evening at St. Paul’s School, a prestigious prep school in Concord, New Hampshire.

According to the Concord Police Department, officers were called just before 7 p.m. local time after reports of an unauthorized individual causing a disturbance in the school’s dining hall.

Allman was said to be acting aggressively and 'belligerently,' prompting authorities to respond.

Allman was taken into custody, processed, and released on his own recognizance, meaning no bail was required, per the outlet. He is scheduled to appear in court for a future arraignment.

Sources indicate that Allman has no known ties to the school and that it is unclear why he was on campus, per the outlet.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at February 28, 2026 01:00 PM (0sNs1)

360 It took me a long time to come around to believe that Bush 2 attacking Iraq was a mistake.

Nah, the attack was fine. The problem was trying to stay there and rebuild the place. They should have stomped the place into submission, told them "don't make us come back" and walked away. None of this "you broke it you fix it" crap.

The problem with the Neocon approach was thinking that you can fix everything with invasion and rebuilding, that Japan and Germany are the perfect template.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:00 PM (PYyV9)

361 Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 28, 2026 12:39 PM (MZ+PY)

You do realize our barbarians our bein bankrolled by Iran, and China, right? Not only does this turn off the Iranian funds, it also hampers China's efforts as their oil supply is constricted. These actions will mean far fewer barbarians that *need* to be dealt with here.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 28, 2026 01:00 PM (lFFaq)

362
IRGC just seems to be spitting out missiles in all directions.

They attacked 7 other Muslim nations, its the strangest thing I've ever seen a country do. I get it, they are Shia and the other nations are Sunni but still. Very odd behavior

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:42

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For Iran to strike civilian targets in these Sunni muslim countries around them immediately suggests they've been maintaining target lists of such things. Maybe every military does that sort of thing, but it doesn't hurt to point it out.

Haven't heard of any chemical or biological effects from Iran's Tantrum Missiles. The usual people were warning about that before this thing began.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2026 01:00 PM (VWtfl)

363 Candace Owens just won't go away..

Her docuseries The Bride of Charlie is such a betrayal to Charlie Kirk and his family.

After Charlie's death, she switched from accusing Macron's wife of being a man to implying that Erika had Charlie killed.

She is repulsive.
Posted by: redridinghood


You know who else was not invited to the State of the Union?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2026 01:01 PM (MdILH)

364 >>IRGC Navy blocking Strait of Hormuz ...

They tried that during Operation Earnest Will. We launched with Harpoons on our wing pylons. They started having second thoughts.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 28, 2026 01:01 PM (Y1sOo)

365 Gardening is up.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 01:01 PM (cxFcK)

366 Charlie was determined to learn how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop. Mossad could not abide it.

Posted by: Candace Owens at February 28, 2026 01:01 PM (XAXi6)

367 Should have installed a monarch.

Posted by: Reza Pahlavi at February 28, 2026 01:01 PM (lH7fb)

368 Have we been spread to Iran yet?

Posted by: Democracy and Freedom at February 28, 2026 01:01 PM (U//jL)

369 338 IRGC Navy blocking Strait of Hormuz ...
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know

Link?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 28, 2026 01:01 PM (1JFYK)

370 She wanted her husband to run TPUSA, and Erika Kirk is in the way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:58 PM (PYyV9)


She wanted her husband to run the UK affiliate of TPUSA and was turned down for affiliation. I think this predated the assassination.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at February 28, 2026 01:01 PM (kvcnI)

371 Many of us are proudly pro-Mullet!

Posted by: AoSHQ Trolls at February 28, 2026 01:02 PM (0sNs1)

372 For Iran to strike civilian targets in these Sunni muslim countries around them immediately suggests they've been maintaining target lists of such things.

My guess is that these were their nuke targets, but lacking them and backed against a wall they pulled the trigger with conventional weapons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:02 PM (PYyV9)

373 What if radical Muslims win the free and fair elections?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Posted by: Donnie "Two Times" Trump at February 28, 2026 01:02 PM (PMJuY)

374 Member of the Tehran city council - reportedly - has said that Khamenei, his son, SIL, and DIL are all dead.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 01:02 PM (ExV1e)

375 349 You're thinking of chip butties... french fry sandwich.

i'm not your chip buttie, pal.

Posted by: anachronda at February 28, 2026 01:02 PM (edU/H)

376 >>House Rep. Ro Khanna, D-Calif., said Congress “must” reconvene on Monday


He must have more innocent people to unmask as Pizza Enthusiasts.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 01:02 PM (1Udfd)

377 323 What is the point of bots coming on here and attacking ASHQ posters?. We're all going to change our minds, attack Israel and support the mullahs? Suuuuure.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2026 12:51 PM (8Xy/A

Hey, five riyal is five riyal

Posted by: 29Victor at February 28, 2026 01:02 PM (0MjtC)

378 You know who else was not invited to the State of the Union?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2026 01:01 PM


Sorry! I tried, but I just couldn't get there in time.

Posted by: zombie Felix Steiner at February 28, 2026 01:03 PM (0sNs1)

379 Exclusive! Never before seen footage of Iranian Submarine!!

https://tinyurl.com/5ffxu6be

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 01:03 PM (/M/4v)

380 337 Iranian drone slamming into upper floor of Bahrain residential high rise. video

Nick Sortor X link.

https://tinyurl.com/59dnmshd
Posted by: illiniwek
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They are attacking their own people.
This won't play well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 28, 2026 01:03 PM (v5dF2)

381 If only there were to get boats to stop doing things you don't want them to do.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 01:03 PM (lAzE1)

382 Charlie knew who killed Laura Palmer. Likudniks took him away from us as a result.

Posted by: Candace Owens at February 28, 2026 01:03 PM (XAXi6)

383 The problem with the Neocon approach was thinking that you can fix everything with invasion and rebuilding, that Japan and Germany are the perfect template.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:00 PM (PYyV9)


Germany and Japan were utterly defeated. The civilian population was desperate for the fighting to end.

That hasn't been the done since 1945.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2026 01:03 PM (ExV1e)

384 The Jews blew up the Klingon moon. Didn't you see History of the World , Part I, "Jews in Space". It's obvious you fools
-- Candace Owens , synapses misfiring

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2026 01:04 PM (HYqoK)

385 Member of the Tehran city council - reportedly - has said that Khamenei, his son, SIL, and DIL are all dead.

==

I celebrate their martyrdom! Congratulations martyrs !

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 01:04 PM (/M/4v)

386 Link?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 28, 2026 01:01 PM (1JFYK)


TOUSI. They are using speed boats ....

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at February 28, 2026 01:04 PM (kvcnI)

387 331 Candace Owens just won't go away..

Her docuseries The Bride of Charlie is such a betrayal to Charlie Kirk and his family.

After Charlie's death, she switched from accusing Macron's wife of being a man to implying that Erika had Charlie killed.

She is repulsive.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2026 12:53 PM (NpAcC)


Candace Owens. Hmmm. Here’s how it goes. Take a woman who is mentally ill ( a genteel way of saying she be crazy ) and has a microphone and people who listen to her. Egg her on, which means giving her attention and confirming her in her delusional thinking. Throw money at her as encouragement to up the ante on her ravings.
When she finally implodes, or explodes ( pick one, it really doesn’t matter ), just shrug shoulders and find the net pawn. This IS the playbook of the Democrat Left. Incidentaly, that is the method used for making assassins and subway murderers, with a few variations.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 01:04 PM (pDt9x)

388 379 Exclusive! Never before seen footage of Iranian Submarine!!

https://tinyurl.com/5ffxu6be
Posted by: runner
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Did they buy that from one of the cartels?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 28, 2026 01:05 PM (v5dF2)

389 Yea, she's a bit of a nutter, but...
>
Laura Loomer

@LauraLoomer
·
6m
In the Islamic Calendar, today is the 11th day of the 9th month.

9/11

It’s payback time for all of you Islamic terrorists.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2026 01:05 PM (jtM2q)

390 >>IRGC just seems to be spitting out missiles in all directions.


'Let allah guide our missiles!'

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 01:05 PM (1Udfd)

391 Similar to my wise wisdom during the lead up to the Bay of Pigs (I was 7yrs old)...I continue to have knowledge. In 1961 I showed the neighbor kids and my brother a map of the USA (48 states, as I was unconcered about Alaska or Hawaii).

We were having bomb drills at school and getting jittery. I decided (after not contacting Cuba) that their bombs would hit Kansas, and go right over MS. Because Kansas was the center of the USA. Sorry to Kansas, Morons, but this was my theory.

In my war room, which is just as good as Tucker's, I think Iran is doing what my Marine father would say, "Shooting their wad." Sending up boom booms willy nilly as fast and furious as possible.

Soon they will be out of ammo and missiles, one would think. Plus no one to guide them, like chimps in the missile room not knowning to miss Qatar.

I hope there are enough survivors to then take over from the mullah's and free Persia.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 28, 2026 01:05 PM (WONhk)

392
We are misinformed !

"Iran’s Foreign Ministry spokesman told Sky News that Supreme Leader Khamenei is alive and in very good condition."

very good condition!!

🤡

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 01:06 PM (/M/4v)

393 She wanted her husband to run TPUSA, and Erika Kirk is in the way.

She wanted to home-wreck Charlie and run TPUSA herself. That's why she spiraled when he was shot, it meant she had no chance anymore.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:06 PM (QZThv)

394 388 379 Exclusive! Never before seen footage of Iranian Submarine!!

https://tinyurl.com/5ffxu6be
Posted by: runner
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Did they buy that from one of the cartels?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 28, 2026 01:05 PM (v5dF2)

Have not looked. Is it a Yellow Submarine??

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 01:06 PM (pDt9x)

395 Charlie once took refuge in my nostrils. The Jew was denied his rent and became enraged!

Posted by: Candace Owens at February 28, 2026 01:06 PM (XAXi6)

396 Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson walk into a Sbarro...

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2026 01:06 PM (1Udfd)

397 An Iranian missile has injured three soldiers.

Kuwaiti soldiers.

With minor injuries.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 01:07 PM (lH7fb)

398 @LauraLoomer
·
6m
In the Islamic Calendar, today is the 11th day of the 9th month.

9/11


I hope that's true. I wouldn't put it past Trump.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:07 PM (QZThv)

399 398 @LauraLoomer
·
6m
In the Islamic Calendar, today is the 11th day of the 9th month.

9/11

I hope that's true. I wouldn't put it past Trump.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:07 PM (QZThv)

Ah, too good not to be true.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 01:07 PM (pDt9x)

400 The Mullah's had it coming, just like Maduro.

I know the Hippy Nazis can't stand it, but life ain't fair sometimes.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 28, 2026 01:08 PM (6ydKt)

401 Chuck Schumer, yesterday:

"If TACO Trump is already folding on Iran, the American people need to know about it.

No side deals."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:08 PM (PYyV9)

402 I celebrate their martyrdom! Congratulations martyrs !
Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 01:04 PM (/M/4v)


Hope it is true! I will celebrate with you!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 28, 2026 01:08 PM (WONhk)

403 Exclusive! Never before seen footage of Iranian Submarine!!

https://tinyurl.com/5ffxu6be


LOL, did they get that from the back of a comic? Or maybe at the OceanGate going out of business sale?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:08 PM (QZThv)

404 There isn’t a single country anywhere in the Arab world that has a democratic system. They’ve never had one. It’s not in their DNA.

Why do we continue to insist that by invading a country we can turn it into one? Fetch is not happening guys.

I’m ambivalent on this. Bomb them or don’t. The end result is the same. A dictatorship of some kind that is hostile to the US and western world and abuses their populace. All you’re doing is shuffling around the players but the game doesn’t change.

Posted by: Whatevs at February 28, 2026 01:08 PM (DvByO)

405 "Iran’s Foreign Ministry spokesman told Sky News that Supreme Leader Khamenei is alive and in very good condition."

very good condition!!

🤡
Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 01:06 PM (/M/4v)

Pull his dipstick, and check for sludge!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2026 01:08 PM (8zz6B)

406 Iranian Foreign Minister Vows to Continue Attacks Until Aggression Ceases Fully and Unequivocally
- GWP

Confirming all higher ranking wierdbeards are dead.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2026 01:08 PM (MdILH)

407 Tousi was reporting that the IRGC is trying to close the Strait of Hormuz.

'Trying' being the operative word there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 28, 2026 01:09 PM (6ydKt)

408 6m
In the Islamic Calendar, today is the 11th day of the 9th month.

9/11

I hope that's true. I wouldn't put it past Trump.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:07 PM (QZThv)

Ah, too good not to be true.
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 01:07 PM (pDt9x)

Good. It's all very good.

I saw that Omar or some dikhead was moaning about it being Ramadamadamadodo. I DON'T CARE!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 28, 2026 01:09 PM (WONhk)

409 Grok says today is the 11th of Ramadan, which is the 9th month in the Islamic calendar.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:10 PM (QZThv)

410 IRGC Navy blocking Strait of Hormuz

==

yeah, sux to be them

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 12:55 PM (/M/4v)

Target practice, give our guys something to do. Nice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2026 01:10 PM (snZF9)

411
Aircraft carriers can't go to Minneapolis.

The ship was the pride of the American side

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2026 01:10 PM (Cqx++)

412 The general Arab denunciation of Iran has become so widespread that even the Palestinian Authority has joined in, condemning Iranian attacks and affirming its solidarity with Arab countries.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 12:57 PM (lH7fb)


Not only is the future wilder than you imagine, it's wilder than you *can* imagine.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 28, 2026 01:11 PM (BF4m0)

413 There isn’t a single country anywhere in the Arab world that has a democratic system. They’ve never had one. It’s not in their DNA.
Posted by: Whatevs at February 28, 2026 01:08 PM (DvByO)
**************************************

Fortunately for Iranians, they don't live in an Arab country.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 01:11 PM (lH7fb)

414 Iranian Foreign Minister Vows to Continue Attacks Until Aggression Ceases Fully and Unequivocally

====

Come sit by me.

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at February 28, 2026 01:11 PM (/M/4v)

415 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Jeb! (pronounced Heb!) at February 28, 2026 01:11 PM (0sNs1)

416 382 Charlie knew who killed Laura Palmer. Likudniks took him away from us as a result.
Posted by: Candace Owens at February 28, 2026 01:03 PM (XAXi6)

Wow, what an insightful revelation!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Hate Myself, But Show Us YOUR Twin Peaks. at February 28, 2026 01:11 PM (i49OE)

417 Fortunately for Iranians, they don't live in an Arab country.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 01:11 PM (lH7fb)

Tomato Tomatoe

Posted by: Whatevs at February 28, 2026 01:11 PM (DvByO)

418 Islamic 9/11 is today? America, Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at February 28, 2026 01:12 PM (/M/4v)

419 Headline from 2024 (Small Wars Journal 12/05/2024):

"Turning West, Across the Gulf of Aden: The Houthis and al-Shabaab"

Uh Oh.


LINK: https://tinyurl.com/48p92uxs

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2026 01:12 PM (rj6Yv)

420 ouch

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 01:12 PM (/M/4v)

421 The ship was the pride of the American side

The legend lives on from the Nicollett Mall
Of the big man they call Timmy Walz-y

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:12 PM (QZThv)

422 @398

>>Ah, too good not to be true.

According to Grok, tis true.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2026 01:12 PM (XV/Pl)

423 Israel has won the nomenclature war. Trump calls this Operation Epic Fury. Bibi calls it Operation Roaring Lion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 28, 2026 01:12 PM (FXNzP)

424 I believe that the Macro view of matters is don’t mess with the US. I imagine that is being taken to heart, everywhere. Democrats weep, of course.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 01:12 PM (pDt9x)

425 Epic Fury sounds like something Hegseth made up.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 01:13 PM (/M/4v)

426 Epic Furry?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 01:13 PM (lAzE1)

427 According to Grok, tis true.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2026 01:12 PM


Grok is wise.

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at February 28, 2026 01:13 PM (0sNs1)

428 The Hooties are going to hurting, too. Their supply of money and weapons from Iran is going to be shut down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2026 01:14 PM (8zz6B)

429 Fortunately for Iranians, they don't live in an Arab country.

*************

Ive never really understood the distinction, they all look Arab to me

I'll call the Iranians Arab Persians, I think thats a fair compromise

Or Persian Arabs

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at February 28, 2026 01:14 PM (REq0p)

430 Chuck Schumer, yesterday:

"If TACO Trump is already folding on Iran, the American people need to know about it. No side deals."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

So that dolt is all in on ending the war?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2026 01:14 PM (/lPRQ)

431 Pretty sure the Ayatollah is worm food but I want confirmation

Posted by: The Dukes at February 28, 2026 01:14 PM (VE6XX)

432 The ship was the pride of the American side
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2026 01:10 PM (Cqx++)

...With a crew and good captain well seasoned...

Posted by: Denny Crane - Saddest Song Ever- My House is Very Dusty. at February 28, 2026 01:14 PM (i49OE)

433 The Ayatollah is pining for the fjords

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2026 01:15 PM (HYqoK)

434 The hell with them and the blowfish.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 01:15 PM (lAzE1)

435 430 Chuck Schumer, yesterday:

"If TACO Trump is already folding on Iran, the American people need to know about it. No side deals."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Did he really say that ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2026 01:15 PM (VE6XX)

436 Link?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 28, 2026 01:01 PM (1JFYK)


TOUSI. They are using speed boats ....
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know

Thanks. I hadn't thought to check them. I'm going to dive down that rabbit hole.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 28, 2026 01:15 PM (1JFYK)

437 How Iran "closed" the Strait of Hormuz.

https://youtu.be/rgHFQikDhjA

What's Going on With Shipping? Feb 18

Only 6 minutes long but quite detailed.


Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at February 28, 2026 01:15 PM (kvcnI)

438 Stupid autocucumber.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2026 01:16 PM (/RHNq)

439
Igniting a marble of C4 is a great (if slightly mephitic) way to heat your C-Rat entreé.




My First Sergeant around 1989 got a Silver Star in Vietnam by burning the C4 in a Claymore to lay out an LZ when his LRRP team was fighting a running retreat from the NVA. It was right there in his medal citation hanging in his office.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2026 01:16 PM (HXiQ2)

440 406 Iranian Foreign Minister Vows to Continue Attacks Until Aggression Ceases Fully and Unequivocally
- GWP
----

Good for you buddy, keep sticking your heads up, thanks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 28, 2026 01:16 PM (v5dF2)

441 "404 There isn’t a single country anywhere in the Arab world that has a democratic system. They’ve never had one. It’s not in their DNA."

Good thing Iranians aren't Arabs, then. (There have been Arabic minorities before the Arab overthrow of the legitimate Iranian government but they consider themselves Iranian first) All the US and Israel have to do here is arrange a meeting between the IRGC and their 72 virgin goats, then leave. The Iranians are more than capable of sorting themselves out and Reza Pahlavi is already ready to go.

Posted by: Saber Alter at February 28, 2026 01:16 PM (6XXvd)

442 Did he really say that ?

yes but I got the time wrong, it was June 2, 2025.

https://x.com/SenSchumer/status/
1929676991789203528

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:17 PM (PYyV9)

443 I always laughed at the name Hormuz.

Whore muse?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2026 01:17 PM (n5tGW)

444 The Shias (Iran ) are the head banger Muslims, yes?

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 01:17 PM (pDt9x)

445 "U.S. President Donald Trump said on Saturday that the campaign against Iran is "going very well," Washington Free Beacon reported."

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 01:18 PM (/M/4v)

446 Angels of Liberty

Posted by: Denny Crane - Best Song Ever- My House is Very Dusty. at February 28, 2026 01:18 PM (i49OE)

447 I slept through the night and missed everything.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 01:20 PM (lAzE1)

448 Israel has won the nomenclature war. Trump calls this Operation Epic Fury. Bibi calls it Operation Roaring Lion.

I'd have gone with Operation America: Fuck Yeah. Imagine the pinch-faced CNN scolds having to say that.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:20 PM (QZThv)

449 Ive never really understood the distinction, they all look Arab to me
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at February 28, 2026 01:14 PM (REq0p)
**************************************

Persians have a distinguished history stretching back more than two-and-a-half millennia, including one of the more impressive empires of antiquity.

Arabs are the indigenous people of the Arabian peninsula, irrelevant to history until Mohammed united them under a new faith.

Granted, there is a sizable Arab minority in southwestern Iran, as well as a sizable Kurdish minority in northwestern Iran, a sizable Azeri minority in northwestern Iran, and a sizable Baluchi minority in southeastern Iran.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 01:20 PM (lH7fb)

450 443 I always laughed at the name Hormuz.

Whore muse?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2026 01:17 PM (n5tGW)

Anglicized to Hormel.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 28, 2026 01:21 PM (MZ+PY)

451 Yeah, Persia has a glorious past, at least.

The Arabs have always been worthless, and Islam has made them inbred, retarded and feral, to boot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2026 01:22 PM (BI5O2)

452
IRGC is going all Death Blossom.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2026 01:23 PM (HXiQ2)

453 The Iranians are more than capable of sorting themselves out and Reza Pahlavi is already ready to go.

Yeah, whatever they end up will will almost certainly be better than the Insane Mullah Posse. Its in the hands of the Persians, and I wish them well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:23 PM (PYyV9)

454 Arabs are the indigenous people of the Arabian peninsula, irrelevant to history until Mohammed united them under a new faith.

************************

I also read they have no realistic claim of having descended from Ishmael either, the brother of Isaac, of which the entire religion of Islam is based on

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at February 28, 2026 01:23 PM (REq0p)

455 Loomer's full post :
"In the Islamic Calendar, today is the 11th day of the 9th month.

9/11

It’s payback time for all of you Islamic terrorists.

President Trump carried out strikes on Iran on 9/11 during Ramadan.

He’s an absolute genius.

Rest in piss, @khamenei_ir!"

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 01:23 PM (/M/4v)

456 Death Blossom. The Last Starfighter?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 01:24 PM (lAzE1)

457 NY police upping patrols on sensitive sites in the city.

Mayor Jihadi between a rock and a hard place. Will he support his islamist brothers?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2026 01:25 PM (+nEug)

458 You simpletons don't understand. Tucker is "Make Ayatollahs Great Again!"

Checkmate.

Posted by: Candace Owens at February 28, 2026 01:25 PM (EaLNz)

459
I think she is mentally unbalanced -- and honestly seems kinda dumb -- but I believe that she has a plan. She wanted her husband to run TPUSA, and Erika Kirk is in the way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 12:58 PM (PYyV9
....................

Yep. A woman scorned. SHE wanted Charlie, I think. Not just TPSUA. Violently jealous. If I had to guess I'd say she's a paranoid malignant narcissist with a personality disorder. On top of other stuff.

In nursing school, while I got an A and it was my highest score on state boards, I did not understand it and that half semester was sheer misery for me. I could not help them. I told my own paranoid schizo cousin to "get a hobby." I was kind to the patients and listened, which was all I could do.

The required nursing care plans were useless. At one chronic place for the poor elderly we were supposed to create a game for them! The only one I could come up with was dividing the men into teams and seeing who won vs them fighting over cig butts (they did this daily outside and it could be violent). We didn't present this idea to the instructor.

I far prefer the insanity of this blog.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 28, 2026 01:25 PM (WONhk)

460 Another fun fact about Iran is that the name of their country (what Iranians have been calling it for millennia) literally means "Aryan". The Parsi ethnic group that "Persia" is named after are Caucasian.

Funnily enough, the Arab minorities consider themselves "Iranian" rather than Arabic.

Posted by: Saber Alter at February 28, 2026 01:25 PM (6XXvd)

461 President Trump carried out strikes on Iran on 9/11 during Ramadan.

He’s an absolute genius.

Rest in piss, @khamenei_ir!"

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 01:23 PM (/M/4v)

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you got no fucks to give.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2026 01:25 PM (snZF9)

462 Fetterman comes out in full uncompromising support of our action, Massie strongly condemns our action.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 01:26 PM (pDt9x)

463 They should assemble the hands team for the funeral.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 01:26 PM (lAzE1)

464 404 There isn’t a single country anywhere in the Arab world that has a democratic system. They’ve never had one. It’s not in their DNA.

Why do we continue to insist that by invading a country we can turn it into one? Fetch is not happening guys.

I’m ambivalent on this. Bomb them or don’t. The end result is the same. A dictatorship of some kind that is hostile to the US and western world and abuses their populace. All you’re doing is shuffling around the players but the game doesn’t change.

Posted by: Whatevs at February 28, 2026 01:08 PM (DvByO

This entire post is dedicated to you simply not knowing what you are talking about. Iran is not Arab. Iran wasn't perfect but it was better off from the 1950s on up to 1979. And no, it might not become a republic as we know them but it just might be better off. By the way, we are not invading Iran - bombardment, yes, invasion, no.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 28, 2026 01:26 PM (hJH5n)

465 430 Chuck Schumer, yesterday:
"If TACO Trump is already folding on Iran, the American people need to know about it. No side deals."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
So that dolt is all in on ending the war?

Who wants a TACO?
https://www.tinyurl.com/ctHARRIS-FamousLastWords

forWAR'd:: I *DO* !!!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-HereComeTheDRUMS
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsTheChickenRun

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at February 28, 2026 01:26 PM (xccvr)

466 134 All you guys celebrating this realize this was my dream right?

Lol
Posted by: Zombie Juan McCain at February 28, 2026 12:23 PM (2T8TB)


Who is to say what McCain truly dreamt of? No one still believes he really meant "Build the dang fence," so was "Bomb bomb Iran" serious? How could you tell? In the end, his only real principle seemed to be screwing over other Republicans, so it's entirely possible he would be hopping leprechaun mad about this.

The Beach Boys - Barbara Ann (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/4wvx14Qv9cg

Posted by: SciVo at February 28, 2026 01:27 PM (Sy6m/)

467 Its amazing what you can accomplish when you got no fucks to give.

Also the realization that "how things have always been done" is fake and gay. So there's no need to follow it.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:27 PM (QZThv)

468
Death Blossom. The Last Starfighter?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 01:24 PM (lAzE1)



Yup. Temu Death Blossom. Trained by the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2026 01:27 PM (HXiQ2)

469 Massie strongly condemns our action.

And Massie is doing so based on a fiction. He's a hapless idiot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:27 PM (PYyV9)

470 I far prefer the insanity of this blog.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 28, 2026 01:25 PM (WONhk)
---------
We just might be the lunatics you're looking for.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 28, 2026 01:28 PM (siuak)

471 462 Fetterman comes out in full uncompromising support of our action, Massie strongly condemns our action.
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 01:26 PM (pDt9x)

Massie is embarrassed and ashamed of this country and surely turns into an eggplant every Memorial Day, Armed Forces Day, and Veterans Day.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 28, 2026 01:28 PM (hJH5n)

472 CENTCOM just reported there have been zero American casualties from Iranian attacks.

An earlier report from Israel indicated three injuries from Iranian missiles, but there have been more launches since then.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 01:29 PM (lH7fb)

473 Who is to say what McCain truly dreamt of? No one still believes he really meant "Build the dang fence," so was "Bomb bomb Iran" serious? How could you tell? In the end, his only real principle seemed to be screwing over other Republicans, so it's entirely possible he would be hopping leprechaun mad about this.

I think the odds are roughly 100% that if he was still alive, McCain would have joined the Bulwark.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:29 PM (QZThv)

474 Posted by: Whatevs at February 28, 2026 01:08 PM (DvByO


Stupid comment.

Posted by: Denny Crane - What a Retard, at February 28, 2026 01:29 PM (i49OE)

475 Who knew they would use that 1.7 Billion for terrorism?

Posted by: Barrack Obama at February 28, 2026 01:30 PM (EaLNz)

476 Massie strongly condemns our action.

And Massie is doing so based on a fiction. He's a hapless idiot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:27 PM (PYyV9)

Is he a democrat or republican. Who the fuck is this guy?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2026 01:30 PM (snZF9)

477 Massie is embarrassed and ashamed of this country and surely turns into an eggplant every Memorial Day, Armed Forces Day, and Veterans Day.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 28, 2026 01:28 PM (hJH5n)
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Sir!!

Posted by: An eggplant at February 28, 2026 01:30 PM (siuak)

478 470 I far prefer the insanity of this blog.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 28, 2026 01:25 PM (WONhk)
---------
We just might be the lunatics you're looking for.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 28, 2026 01:28 PM (siuak)

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Am Billy Joels Lawyer, See You in Court! at February 28, 2026 01:31 PM (i49OE)

479 Yup. Temu Death Blossom. Trained by the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

The Iranians aim missiles exactly as well as their Hamas proteges.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:31 PM (QZThv)

480 It must have been tough for Trump to give that speech in Texas yesterday knowing full well what was coming. I seem to remember him talking about it a bit. But just a bit.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 01:31 PM (cxFcK)

481 Is he a democrat or republican. Who the fuck is this guy?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2026 01:30 PM (snZF9)

concern troll sitting in Congress

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 01:32 PM (/M/4v)

482 You'll be hearing from the Eggplant Poverty Law Center.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 01:32 PM (lAzE1)

483 Its been five hours since Khameni was, according to Iran, to make an announcement in "a few minutes". Israel is reporting that he and his successor are both room temperature. We'll see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:32 PM (PYyV9)

484 Trump ordered this attack. You can rest assured if McCain was still alive, he'd be spitting nails about this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2026 01:32 PM (BI5O2)

485 Who knew they would use that 1.7 Billion for terrorism?
Posted by: Barrack Obama at February 28, 2026 01:30 PM (EaLNz)

*************************************

Let's give Iran access to $150 billion in assets formerly controlled by the Shah. We'll monitor their usage of these funds, so they can't be spent on terrorism, only on other things that will free up the same amount of money for terrorism.

Posted by: Barry O'Bama at February 28, 2026 01:33 PM (lH7fb)

486 Khameni like Steiner will come.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 01:33 PM (lAzE1)

487 Chrissie Mayr did Grace Randolph.

She was awesome as usual.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2026 01:33 PM (aTgV0)

488 Is he a democrat or republican. Who the fuck is this guy?

He's a faux libertarian who is desperate to keep his job and hates Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:33 PM (PYyV9)

489 Chuck Schumer, yesterday:
"If TACO Trump is already folding on Iran, the American people need to know about it. No side deals."

The cheese goes on the burger, Chuck, after the burger is almost cooked. How many times do I have to tell you that? My friends told me not to hire former federal employees!

Posted by: Burger King Manager to employee #0035 Chuck U Shumer at February 28, 2026 01:33 PM (Ksqrb)

490 483 Its been five hours since Khameni was, according to Iran, to make an announcement in "a few minutes". Israel is reporting that he and his successor are both room temperature. We'll see.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:32 PM (PYyV9)

If we finish the job, the matter will be moot.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 01:34 PM (pDt9x)

491 Chrissie Mayr did Grace Randolph.

Usually she's just meh but this time it was hilarious, just side splitting, especially if you've bee watching Friday Night Tights for a while.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:34 PM (PYyV9)

492 Aren't the trolls supposed to be at a No Kings march in DC today?

Posted by: Rex B at February 28, 2026 01:34 PM (GI9/m)

493 Its been five hours since Khameni was, according to Iran, to make an announcement in "a few minutes". Israel is reporting that he and his successor are both room temperature. We'll see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:32 PM (PYyV9)

They're trying to figure out how to pull off a Weekend at Khameni's.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2026 01:34 PM (snZF9)

494 Chrissie Mayr did Grace Randolph.

I see we're not doing phrasing.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:34 PM (QZThv)

495 Hamburgers cook faster than cheese? Who knew?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 01:35 PM (lAzE1)

496 Chuck Schumer, yesterday:
"If TACO Trump is already folding on Iran, the American people need to know about it. No side deals."
----------
Keeping Congress in the dark about impending strikes: priceless.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 28, 2026 01:35 PM (siuak)

497 this is a repeat , but.." council member says U.S.–Israeli strikes killed both the son and daughter-in-law of Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei. The whereabouts of Khamenei remain unclear, and the Iranian regime is reportedly enraged.."

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 01:35 PM (/M/4v)

498 WTF happened to Candace...or was she always this batty and we didn't know it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2026 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

499 If he survived it will be Whack - An - Ayatollah for the rest of his miserable existence. That might be more enjoyable, actually.

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2026 01:36 PM (pDt9x)

500 Three of Ahmadinnerjacket's body guards killed but no word on him.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2026 01:37 PM (+nEug)

501 the Iranian regime is reportedly enraged.."

------

LOL. Duh. No shit. Firing missiles at every country in the neighborhood is a pretty reliable indicator of rage.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2026 01:37 PM (BI5O2)

502 467 Its amazing what you can accomplish when you got no fucks to give.
Also the realization that "how things have always been done" is fake and gay. So there's no need to follow it.

This world's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood. And when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

and TRUMP will whisper "No."

forWAR'd:: Libs what Price their Vision?

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at February 28, 2026 01:37 PM (Eduhd)

503 Protests planned across Los Angeles

Organizers announced at least two demonstrations scheduled for Saturday in response to the strikes:

2 p.m. — Los Angeles City Hall, part of nationwide anti-war protests organized by advocacy groups
A separate demonstration planned near the Federal Building on Wilshire Boulevard
Recent rallies tied to tensions involving Iran have already drawn crowds across Los Angeles, including gatherings in downtown L.A. and Santa Monica in recent weeks.

City officials urged participants to demonstrate peacefully as law enforcement monitors gatherings throughout the day.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 28, 2026 01:37 PM (qqu2z)

504 Insty has a report with pictures that the IRGC tried to launch a defective missile and it fell back down onto an adjacent elementary school. 10/10, no notes.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:37 PM (QZThv)

505 I will be leading MAGA. Make Antisemitism Great Again.
Checkmate.

Posted by: Candace Owens at February 28, 2026 01:37 PM (EaLNz)

506 Just as long as they don't start lobbing missiles at all their neighbors randomly.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 01:37 PM (lAzE1)

507 Trump's throw-away comment about Massie's rather brief period of grief following his wife's death really got under Massie's skin.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 28, 2026 01:38 PM (Y1sOo)

508 Will the Persian Mafia allow the protests in LA?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 01:38 PM (lAzE1)

509 507 Trump's throw-away comment about Massie's rather brief period of grief following his wife's death really got under Massie's skin.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 28, 2026 01:38 PM (Y1sOo)

Yeah.. But it was "questionable." Wife died suddenly and he remarries shortly there after

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2026 01:39 PM (VE6XX)

510 Organizers announced at least two demonstrations scheduled for Saturday in response to the strikes:

Once again the strikes will likely be over before the protests.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:39 PM (QZThv)

511 If the Israelis turn out to have taken his ass alive, now is the perfect time to televise the execution of someone with rape dogs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2026 01:39 PM (BI5O2)

512 WTF happened to Candace...or was she always this batty and we didn't know it?

The Daily Wire fired her while she still seemed kinda sane, my guess is that she has always been loopy behind the scenes.

Insty has a report with pictures that the IRGC tried to launch a defective missile and it fell back down onto an adjacent elementary school.

The initial reports was that it was one of our missiles. ABC breathlessly reported that we'd blown up an elementary school and killed dozens of children.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:40 PM (PYyV9)

513 Yeah.. But it was "questionable." Wife died suddenly and he remarries shortly there after

The Joe Biden strategy. Didn't know that.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:40 PM (QZThv)

514 Protests planned across Los Angeles

Organizers announced at least two demonstrations scheduled for Saturday in response to the strikes:

2 p.m. — Los Angeles City Hall, part of nationwide anti-war protests organized by advocacy groups
A separate demonstration planned near the Federal Building on Wilshire Boulevard
Recent rallies tied to tensions involving Iran have already drawn crowds across Los Angeles, including gatherings in downtown L.A. and Santa Monica in recent weeks.

City officials urged participants to demonstrate peacefully as law enforcement monitors gatherings throughout the day.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 28, 2026 01:37 PM (qqu2z)

I'd love to see the Rent-a-Mob and Rent-a-Riot workers unionize. When the call goes out for a mob to protest a strike, some of them would stay home, because they'd believe they were on strike.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 28, 2026 01:40 PM (S/Y4j)

515 Organizers announced at least two demonstrations scheduled for Saturday in response to the strikes

Yeah the protesters want to protest against any attack on a regime that killed as many as 40,000 protesters. Make it make sense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:41 PM (PYyV9)

516 "Cavernous Nostrils", LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 28, 2026 01:41 PM (MIIRH)

517 2 p.m. — Los Angeles City Hall, part of nationwide anti-war protests organized by advocacy groups
A separate demonstration planned near the Federal Building on Wilshire Boulevard
Recent rallies tied to tensions involving Iran have already drawn crowds across Los Angeles, including gatherings in downtown L.A. and Santa Monica in recent weeks

ICE should move in while they're distracted

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2026 01:41 PM (VE6XX)

518 The infiltration of the regime seems to have been huge.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2026 01:42 PM (+nEug)

519 The Daily Wire fired her while she still seemed kinda sane, my guess is that she has always been loopy behind the scenes.

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I've wondered if her being fired by a Jew led to her antisemitism or vice versa.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2026 01:42 PM (BI5O2)

520 ICE should move in while they're distracted

Oh, that would be brilliant!

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2026 01:42 PM (QZThv)

521 If I was in LA I would be tempted to record myself asking questions in Farsi to random protestors and laugh afterwards at not being able to find even one person who even knows enough Farsi to order a glass of doogh.

Posted by: Saber Alter at February 28, 2026 01:42 PM (6XXvd)

522 I far prefer the insanity of this blog.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 28, 2026 01:25 PM (WONhk)

When I was doing the CNA thing many years ago I got to where I could push 4 wheelchairs down the hall at once for a trip to the smoking area. Nobody would take anybody out with them on their smoke breaks so I took it upon myself to fix that. The residents loved me.

Posted by: Reforger at February 28, 2026 01:43 PM (onCFI)

523 Hey! Don't stop looking for me! Woohoo!

Who wants a rum and coke and some viagra!

Posted by: Granny Guthrie, The Villages at February 28, 2026 01:43 PM (Ksqrb)

524 492 Aren't the trolls supposed to be at a No Kings march in DC today?
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Most of them are not in the US.

Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at February 28, 2026 01:44 PM (qUkBO)

525 According to Bloomberg, the IAF is dropping Death Blossoms of Love on parts of southern Lebanon.

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2026 01:44 PM (rj6Yv)

526 Funnily enough, the Arab minorities consider themselves "Iranian" rather than Arabic.
Posted by: Saber Alter


I don't blame them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2026 01:44 PM (/lPRQ)

527 The left has a new slogan: Hands Off Iran
They have signs printed up and everything

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2026 01:45 PM (PYyV9)

528 wondered if her being fired by a Jew led to her antisemitism or vice versa.

Reruns of Hardcore Pawn.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 28, 2026 01:45 PM (Kt19C)

529 You know, I'm beginning to think we've got some people in Congress that are actually on various Middle Eastern country's payrolls. Like Tucker's a mouthpiece for Qatar's foreign policies, there are those elected officials that have been "bought" to push policies their paymasters approve.

Massie is apparently one of them. There are obviously others, but Massie has surfaced lately after being, basically, a nonentity for his career but suddenly has "principles."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2026 01:45 PM (jtM2q)

530 499 If he survived it will be Whack - An - Ayatollah for the rest of his miserable existence. That might be more enjoyable, actually.
Posted by: tubal
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Jews with .22s, SEALs with piano wires.
What to do? where to go?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 28, 2026 01:45 PM (v5dF2)

531 "The initial reports was that it was one of our missiles. ABC breathlessly reported that we'd blown up an elementary school and killed dozens of children."

Goldie is saying that this is fake nuuz. The video posted came from a "school" in pakiland, not Iran.

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 28, 2026 01:45 PM (2H3yT)

532 They seem to know what arab or arabized means.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2026 01:46 PM (lAzE1)

533 514 Protests planned across Los Angeles
Organizers announced at least two demonstrations scheduled for Saturday in response to the strikes:
...
I'd love to see the Rent-a-Mob and Rent-a-Riot workers unionize. When the call goes out for a mob to protest a strike, some of them would stay home, because they'd believe they were on strike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa8ZNyL-kxk
viz. the Soylent Green scene: The Scoops are Coming...
Released in 1973/set in 2022.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at February 28, 2026 01:46 PM (H2+t3)

534 I'd love to see the Rent-a-Mob and Rent-a-Riot workers unionize. When the call goes out for a mob to protest a strike, some of them would stay home, because they'd believe they were on strike.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 28, 2026 01:40 PM (S/Y4j)
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Hmmm ... doesn't LA have one of the largest anti-mullah Persian emigre' populations in the world?

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2026 01:46 PM (rj6Yv)

535 Schumer's TACO comment about Trump was from June of last year. Aged like warm milk in a hit day. And my senator Chuckie is still ahole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2026 01:46 PM (HYqoK)

536 Wrotd yesterday saw a 2 old person protest ( bet paid as well) of a not far away ICE moving into a temporary office complex
Hope that means they will be picking up Illegals here.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2026 01:47 PM (Ia/+0)

537 WTF happened to Candace...or was she always this batty and we didn't know it?

The Daily Wire fired her while she still seemed kinda sane, my guess is that she has always been loopy behind the scenes.


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Ahe was always insane, and they fired her for cause; Jeremy Boreing literally said that hiring her was the biggest mistake of his life; he was swayed by the DEI angle, obviously. Owens was ALWAYS a race hustler and a grifter WHO DOXXED CONSERVATIVES FOR A LIVING. anybody who would do a modicum of research on her can see that she was always a NAACP slut.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 01:47 PM (/M/4v)

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