Science: Statistical Analysis Shows That Electing a Republican as DA Immediately Reduces the Murder Rate in Cities

Almost as if prosecuting criminals for their crimes and separating them from the law-abiding population stops them from victimizing the innocent.

Holy shit

If your town elects a Republican prosecutor, firearm homicides go down and young men have MUCH lower death rates.

As it turns out, you can just choose to prosecute criminals and that saves lives! https://t.co/d7gK0hSbVT pic.twitter.com/ojQivEscvi
— Crémieux (@cremieuxrecueil) February 26, 2026

Meanwhile, in California, they just released an old pedophile "monster" who raped multiple children aged six or less out of compassion for poor old aged criminals.

Child predator dubbed 'monster parents fear most' cleared for release through California parole program

David Allen Funston was convicted of kidnapping and sexually assaulting multiple children younger than 7 in the 1990s

Sacramento County Sheriff Jim Cooper tells Fox News Digital the convicted child predator cleared under California's elderly parole program is 'a definite danger to the community' and questions how the parole board reached its decision.
A California child molester once described by a judge as "the monster parents fear the most" has been cleared for release under the state's elderly parole program, a decision local law enforcement says puts communities at risk and prosecutors are now scrambling to stop.
David Allen Funston, 64, was sentenced in 1999 after a Sacramento County jury found him guilty of 16 felony counts for a series of abductions involving children younger than 7.
Funston received more than 20 years in prison plus three consecutive terms of 25 years to life. After serving more than two decades behind bars, he became eligible for consideration under California's Elderly Parole Program.
CDCR said that, on Jan. 12, 2026, Gov. Gavin Newsom referred the case back to the Board of Parole Hearings for further review by a majority of appointed commissioners. At a Feb. 18, 2026 meeting, the board panel reaffirmed its decision, recommending that Funston receive parole.
...
"He's a definite danger to the community, and he's not rehabilitated," Cooper told Fox News Digital.
Cooper said he personally reviewed the original case reports and victim statements and questioned how the parole board could reach a different conclusion.
"What's ironic is the parole board read the same reports that I'm reading," Cooper said. "How the hell did they come to that conclusion versus what I came to?"
...
He also pushed back on the premise that turning 50 automatically makes someone safe to release.
"Fifty is not old," Cooper said. "We know a lot of 50-year-olds. Everyone does."
Cooper noted that many people in their 50s and 60s are still working and active, underscoring that someone released at 64 is not necessarily frail or incapacitated and could be fully functioning in the community.

50 year olds are now "elderly" for purposes of California's pro-criminal lobby releasing child rapists from prison?!?!

In more crime news: So much Cultural Enrichment I can't take it.

In the quiet suburbs of Greenv>ille, North Carolina, Alex T. lived a peaceful life as a mechanic in his mid-forties. Like many, he minded his own business, and he believed that his locked doors would protect him from evil lurking in his community. He thought wrong.

Three men pried open a window and ambushed Mr. T. in his sleep. Two were illegals from Mexico with no prior U.S. criminal records. They bound him, and then -- for hours -- they beat him severely, sodomized him, and just for good measure, they ripped out his fingernails with pliers from his own toolbox.

Alex endured unimaginable torture with no means of fighting back. He survived only because he eventually crawled to his phone and called 911. Hospitalized with serious injuries, he faces a long recovery.

The attackers were arrested and now face charges including first-degree forcible sexual assault, kidnapping, burglary, and use of a deadly weapon inflicting serious injury. ICE has placed detainers on the two undocumented suspects. Expect the same if the third perp comes back as an illegal as well.

[Fox:]
DHS added that the "two sexual perverts and violent thugs" unleashed a series of horrific attacks despite having no known criminal record in the U.S.

The Soros prosecutor in Manhattan of course released the 27 year old armed robber "kid" who assaulted police without charges:

🚨 BREAKING: Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg has DROPPED the assauIt charge against 27-year-old West African Gusmane Coulibaly, who threw ice balls at NYPD officers

This guy was also indicted for robbery 3 weeks ago, but is ONCE AGAIN free.

NYC IS A JOKE.
pic.twitter.com/eaqDratSzI
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) February 27, 2026

And Ilhan Omar invited a left-wing terrorist to the State of the Union:

🚨 BREAKING: US Capitol Police ARRESTED Ilhan Omar’s State of the Union guest after she REFUSED to stop standing and BLOCKING others in the gallery during Trump’s speech

This is the SAME deranged activist arrested in Minneapolis for using her car to BLOCK ICE agents’ cars on a… pic.twitter.com/QoMIIE1sYH
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) February 26, 2026

Don't worry: The progressives are cracking down on the real criminals.

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Secretary Noem just revealed @ElonMusk helped find that a few DHS staffers installed SPYWARE on her phone and computer, as well as on the devices of of other political hires

These people need to be JAILED! There HAVE to be consequences, or they’ll keep doing it!… pic.twitter.com/tjhnZyPnEP
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) February 26, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM

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1 So the prop that omar brought to the SOTU was arrested for blocking access to the house.

Seems to me that they should have been charged with "parading" and given a 20 year sentence just like the non violent Jan 6th people.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2026 05:22 PM (0N4FZ)

2 Wait, I thought the dems were just always underreported or reclassifying crimes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 27, 2026 05:24 PM (zZu0s)

3 As we can say about so many things, what the hell is wrong with California?

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2026 05:25 PM (79pEw)

4 Gee, wonder why that is? Liberal DA's don't try very hard?

Posted by: Case at February 27, 2026 05:25 PM (Z3Kkg)

5 Totally counterintuitive! I can't believe it! /sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2026 05:27 PM (ynpvh)

6 Let's be clear here. It is not a surprise that electing Republicans leads to a reduction in crime, nor is it a surprise that a scientific analysis would show such an effect.

The only surprise is that it was allowed to be researched and published by current academics without the true result being inverted by lies.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 05:27 PM (ce4EC)

7 To lower crime prosecute the democrat party. And bring back billy clubs to teach good manners.

Posted by: kingsman at February 27, 2026 05:27 PM (ehY6c)

8 I am shocked at this. Shocked I say!

As a side note and OT, my mom had surgery for a broken left hip. Lots of pins and a rod to fix her. In recovery now and doing ok. Long road ahead since she is 86 yrs old. Thanks for your prayers. I appreciate it so much.

Posted by: turambar at February 27, 2026 05:27 PM (Q0yOR)

9 Greenville NC is where that weird smiling fuck Mr beast lives. It's a somewhat shit area.

Posted by: nckate at February 27, 2026 05:27 PM (uQzkA)

10 The paper doesn't have a journal title on it. They'll probably never get anyone to publish it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 27, 2026 05:28 PM (XvL8K)

11 It's quite sad that a pedo survived 20 years in the Big House

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 27, 2026 05:28 PM (vfth7)

12 Do Democrats create the crime, or, does the crime elect Democrats?

Posted by: Chicken or Egg at February 27, 2026 05:29 PM (Q+gd/)

13 "NYC is a joke" (when it comes to prosecuting crime)

Oh, for the days of Naked City, Hawk, Madigan, Kojak, and NYPD Blue. Even Barney Miller.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 05:29 PM (wzUl9)

14 Pffft. All this proves is that Statistics, like Math, are racist.

Posted by: Your Kid's High School Teacher at February 27, 2026 05:29 PM (PiwSw)

15 Some sort of Republican/conservative voodoo magic shit y'all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 05:30 PM (jtM2q)

16 Seems like some good opportunities for a little Get This action.

Posted by: I like Get This and I cannot lie at February 27, 2026 05:30 PM (A5Wta)

17 >>BREAKING: US Capitol Police ARRESTED Ilhan Omar’s State of the Union guest after she REFUSED to stop standing and BLOCKING others in the gallery during Trump’s speech

This is the SAME deranged activist arrested in Minneapolis for using her car to BLOCK ICE agents’ cars on a street.

OH my!
I heard this thing interviewed last on NPR. Lavish intro, where she delivers and description of her arrest in MN, her trauma at being yelled at by ICE, being held w/out medical assistance for 5 hours blah blah blah.

And then the interviewer - get this - quotes from her social media where she advertised herself as a perfect protect "victim" because of her disabilities.

She totally sputtered out.

She specializes in being disabled and blocking, so that when she's arrested she can yell about meany, mean cops!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 05:31 PM (tj6OY)

18 Why put on the face mask in the House gallery?

She wasn’t wearing it in the car takedown video, nor her interview after the arrest, but she goes full ‘Agitator Chic’ once she gets to the gallery for her 15 minutes of fame?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 27, 2026 05:32 PM (6ydKt)

19 13 "NYC is a joke" (when it comes to prosecuting crime)

Oh, for the days of Naked City, Hawk, Madigan, Kojak, and NYPD Blue. Even Barney Miller.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 05:29 PM (wzUl9)

A little Charles Bronson-type "Death Wish"?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2026 05:32 PM (ynpvh)

20 Ace, it really seems that any city of any size has the problems you lay out in this post. Progressivism has taken our cities and I have no clue on how to dislodge them.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)

21 14 Pffft. All this proves is that Statistics, like Math, are racist.

Posted by: Your Kid's High School Teacher at February 27, 2026 05:29 PM (PiwSw)

Jockeys are racist...they ride race horses.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2026 05:32 PM (ynpvh)

22 Might have the wrong pedo ( so many) but believe he has been arrested today on an old charge and is in custody. Sex perverts should never ever be released. They do not change.

Posted by: kingsman at February 27, 2026 05:33 PM (ehY6c)

23 20 Ace, it really seems that any city of any size has the problems you lay out in this post. Progressivism has taken our cities and I have no clue on how to dislodge them.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)

Short some divine fire and brimstone?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2026 05:33 PM (ynpvh)

24 This is exactly what I was talking about this morning, WRT Dem-run cities and CHUDs.

When you have them running shit, there's CHUDs everywhere, lunging out of dismal, dirty alleys and trying to eat you, and then you have to ward them off.

When you have anyone else running shit, CHUDs aren't allowed in the city limits. They're forced out into the woods, or other towns, or wherever. Just not in your non-Communist place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 05:33 PM (BI5O2)

25 There will be a spike in vigilante justice soon, because these judges are spineless and evil.

Modern society cannot tolerate these animals being set free.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 27, 2026 05:33 PM (gVUi7)

26 And as far as the Noem situation goes it seems like straight up espionage although legal Wormtongues will surely try to spin it otherwise.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 05:34 PM (pDt9x)

27 22 Might have the wrong pedo ( so many) but believe he has been arrested today on an old charge and is in custody. Sex perverts should never ever be released. They do not change.

Posted by: kingsman at February 27, 2026 05:33 PM (ehY6c)

Remove their ability to offend...take that any way you want.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2026 05:34 PM (ynpvh)

28 I'm baffled and bewildered.

Posted by: fox butterfield at February 27, 2026 05:34 PM (jHMkm)

29
Pedophiles don't change. An 80 year old pedophile is still a pedophile.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 05:35 PM (VWtfl)

30 The kiddie diddler is going to come to a bad end. I don't think anyone is likely to believe he has reformed.

Of course, he wouldn't be able to rape once his dick is cut off, and that should take care of it, but I pity the poor dad who discovers he has to do that to protect his kids.

No kid fucker is ever reformed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 05:35 PM (I40wl)

31 Does big dummy Gavin Newsom even know if that creep touches one kid before the election that he is done, forever?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 05:35 PM (RIvkX)

32 But the blue cities seem to enjoy murder.

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2026 05:35 PM (YwEeS)

33 29
Pedophiles don't change. An 80 year old pedophile is still a pedophile.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 05:35 PM (VWtfl)

They do not rehabilitate that’s for sure. It is a wiring issue of that I am convinced.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 05:36 PM (pDt9x)

34 29
Pedophiles don't change. An 80 year old pedophile is still a pedophile.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 05:35 PM (VWtfl)

There was a movie..."Sin City"...they removed the paedo's ability to offend (at least until he got a new one)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2026 05:36 PM (ynpvh)

35 David Allen Funston, 64, was sentenced in 1999 after a Sacramento County jury found him guilty of 16 felony counts for a series of abductions involving children younger than 7.
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Once upon a time people knew what to do with perps like this that the "system" couldn't bother to handle correctly.

In other news, shouldn't the names and addresses of parole board members who make decisions like this one be made public knowledge?

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2026 05:36 PM (TN0g+)

36 Cannibalistic
Humanoid
Underground
Dwellers
?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 27, 2026 05:36 PM (fCZJe)

37 And then the interviewer - get this - quotes from her social media where she advertised herself as a perfect protect "victim" because of her disabilities.

She totally sputtered out.

She specializes in being disabled and blocking, so that when she's arrested she can yell about meany, mean cops!!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 05:31 PM (tj6OY)

I should think we could arrange for her to be so disabled she couldn't be protesting.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 05:37 PM (I40wl)

38 NYC has been a shitheap for quite some time. Why would anyone be surprised by their equity-justice system. The same can be said about all of the blue shithole cities.

I don't consider any of them part of this nation anymore. Let them bleed out and burn.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 27, 2026 05:37 PM (g8Ew8)

39 The old pedophile is back in custody. Another county in California is charging him with a sex crime from the 90s.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 27, 2026 05:37 PM (CNl8/)

40 Secretary Noem just revealed @ElonMusk helped find that a few DHS staffers installed SPYWARE on her phone and computer...
=====

Why report that, rather than the perpetrators have been identified, and dropped into the sea?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 05:37 PM (RIvkX)

41 32 But the blue cities seem to enjoy murder.

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2026 05:35 PM (YwEeS)

It's a pastime in Chicago...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2026 05:38 PM (ynpvh)

42 They ambushed Mr. T?

I pity the fools.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 05:38 PM (XV/Pl)

43 >>Why put on the face mask in the House gallery?

She wasn’t wearing it in the car takedown video, nor her interview after the arrest, but she goes full ‘Agitator Chic’ once she gets to the gallery for her 15 minutes of fame?
- - - -

She is a professional disabled person.
Probably also her cutesy antifa-like mask.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 05:38 PM (tj6OY)

44 30 more people indicted in Don Lemon's church caper. 25 already arrested. This moved much faster than I would have thought.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2026 05:39 PM (n5tGW)

45 Cultural Marxism has taken over the Judicial system
Crime pays , victims lose

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 05:39 PM (Ia/+0)

46 39 The old pedophile is back in custody. Another county in California is charging him with a sex crime from the 90s.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 27, 2026 05:37 PM (CNl8/)

I thought these guys had it bad in prison. Or do they have one prison where they only house the kid fuckers?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 05:39 PM (I40wl)

47 Almost as if prosecuting criminals for their crimes and separating them from the law-abiding population stops them from victimizing the innocent.
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This was made very clear during the National Guard interventions.

A lot of people on the Left pointed out that the Guardsmen weren't actually doing much policing and so concluded - incorrectly - that the crime rate drops that followed weren't really due to the Guard.

The crime rates collapsed because the police started doing their jobs because they *had* to - because the freaking army showed up and their bosses got spooked and told them to get to work. Same with the prosecutors.

Urban crime is a problem that can be largely fixed (not that it will ever go away) with policing and the police forces these places already have. There simply has to be a will to do so. Sometimes that will is externally enforced (the Guard showing up) and sometimes it is internal (firing a prog DA and putting a better guy in), but that's all that is needed in many places.

Which is a nightmare revelation. All this crime and violence wasn't because of inadequate funding or staff or whatever. It has been political choice, probably for decades.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a op!) at February 27, 2026 05:39 PM (48xL/)

48 Bill Melugin at Fox got the transcripts from some of the hearings he had before the decision was made to release him. He had some tweets about it today. The guy admitted a bunch of stuff about how he still wants to molest kids. They let him out anyway.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 27, 2026 05:40 PM (CNl8/)

49 If I'm ever the Mayor, we're getting signs around town that say things like "CHUD Free Zone" and"CHUD, Go Home" and "CHUDs Will Be Shot On Sight."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 05:40 PM (BI5O2)

50 What's sort of interesting is that during Trump I the espionage was never really fleshed out. The infiltration into his administration was widespread and not countered.

Not the case now.

Hope Vance is taking notes. And every other cabinet member.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 05:40 PM (jtM2q)

51 >>And as far as the Noem situation goes it seems like straight up espionage although legal Wormtongues will surely try to spin it otherwise.

Yes.
Looks like she has a mole or two in DHS.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 05:41 PM (tj6OY)

52 "What's ironic is the parole board read the same reports that I'm reading," Cooper said. "How the hell did they come to that conclusion versus what I came to?"
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They wanted to?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a op!) at February 27, 2026 05:41 PM (48xL/)

53 50 year olds are now "elderly" for purposes of California's pro-criminal lobby releasing child rapists from prison?!?!

shrinkflation. i was 55 before cashiers started spontaneously giving me the senior discount.

Posted by: anachronda at February 27, 2026 05:41 PM (edU/H)

54 50 year olds are now "elderly" for purposes of California's pro-criminal lobby releasing child rapists from prison?!?!
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It's an excuse. They want him out.

I've known a small number of elderly 50 year-olds. Not many.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a op!) at February 27, 2026 05:41 PM (48xL/)

55 Which is a nightmare revelation. All this crime and violence wasn't because of inadequate funding or staff or whatever. It has been political choice, probably for decades.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a op!) at February 27, 2026 05:39 PM (48xL/)

While I understand the left wants chaos to reign, do they really believe that nothing bad will ever happen to them, personally? I find that sort of thinking.... limited.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 05:42 PM (I40wl)

56 I thought these guys had it bad in prison. Or do they have one prison where they only house the kid fuckers?
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 05:39 PM (I40wl)
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I know our county jail does segregate the child molesters from the general population as a protective measure.

Still, accidents will happen...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2026 05:42 PM (ESVrU)

57 From Bill Melugin:

BREAKING: @FoxNews
has obtained the September 2025 parole hearing transcript for serial child rapist David Funston, in which he says as recently as 2021, he was masturbating to children in prison, including fantasies he was having about an 8-year-old girl who used to live across the street from him.

The California Parole Board found him suitable for early release from prison via CA’s elderly parole laws during the same hearing.

The transcript reveals Funston also admits that he raped a little boy because he was "vulnerable and available" and says he targeted children because he enjoyed the power he had over them.

Funston goes on to acknowledge that his pedophilia is a lifelong disorder and that he still has "urges", but he has developed an "urge control plan", and says he would never be around children again as it would be a high risk situation for him.

The Parole Board credits him for this "urge control plan" as part of the reason they approve his early release, adding:

"You have a -- a really good developed urge control plan. You have steps that you take, you practice it every day so that it'll be second nature to you if the, um, high risk -- high ri

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 27, 2026 05:42 PM (CNl8/)

58 Don't know for sure but I have heard the child abusers typically go to protective custody.

Posted by: RM at February 27, 2026 05:42 PM (n/1Oj)

59 I am so happy we have a DA like Alvin Bragg, a man who stands up to the old white man hierarchy and demands justice for my brown and black brothers. God bless Alvin Bragg and may he continue to do his great work in making New York City a safe environment for minorities to live and feel safe from violence in our streets.

Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, Local democrat scold and busybody at February 27, 2026 05:42 PM (Ksqrb)

60 Progressivism has taken our cities and I have no clue on how to dislodge them.
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)

I know how. It takes some will and cajones though. And I haven't seen evidence of either from anyone that lives there.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 27, 2026 05:42 PM (g8Ew8)

61
Might have the wrong pedo ( so many) but believe he has been arrested today on an old charge and is in custody. Sex perverts should never ever be released. They do not change.
Posted by: kingsman

=============

Thanks to public outrage, not the system "working."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 05:42 PM (5pERN)

62 20 Ace, it really seems that any city of any size has the problems you lay out in this post. Progressivism has taken our cities and I have no clue on how to dislodge them.
Posted by: tubal

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What happened is that cities used to have industry. With Great Society, people were paid not to work and cities had the best benefits, partly because of their wealth, but also convenience. So the parasite class moved and flourished in the cities.

City governments switched from serving their productive classes - businesses and workers - to serving the parasite class supported by federal monies. Minneapolis is a great recent example.

Cities are now supported by gov. workers (state subsidized) retail (all that SNAP spending), NGOs, the Criminal Justice Industrial Complex (why do you think they let them out -- in prison they lose a client.), graft, and poorly delivered services. They are a sink for state and federal dollars and the government farms the parasite class to produce more revenue.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 05:42 PM (ce4EC)

63 HOLY CRAP! Secretary Noem just revealed @ElonMusk helped find that a few DHS staffers installed SPYWARE on her phone and computer, as well as on the devices of of other political hires
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I bet they have good spyware, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a op!) at February 27, 2026 05:43 PM (48xL/)

64 Pedophiles murder the child ( innocence) It's a long road for that child that last a life time. But forgiveness is commanded by the Son of God rightly so. That's the salvage of the victim. Christ said 7 x 70 the number of times we must forgive. So true freedom in Christ the light of God. He is in the salvage business, our contested souls, the ultimate game.

Posted by: kingsman at February 27, 2026 05:43 PM (ehY6c)

65 Of course New York looks bad if you focus on the pimps and the CHUDs.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 27, 2026 05:43 PM (G0Uu2)

66 >>I should think we could arrange for her to be so disabled she couldn't be protesting.

. . . and back home, in Bangladesh.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 05:43 PM (tj6OY)

67 Trump in Corpus Christi speaking, having a good time, dropping all sorts of jokes.

"I coulda introduced the late-great Amilia Eaheart and they still would have stayed sitting."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2026 05:43 PM (GWiMx)

68 Still, accidents will happen...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2026 05:42 PM (ESVrU)

Oops. Oopsie. That'd be a real shame, a real shame.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 05:43 PM (I40wl)

69 more people indicted in Don Lemon's church caper. 25 already arrested. This moved much faster than I would have thought.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2026 05:39 PM (n5tGW)

The FBI is already active in Minnesota, they are running a series of warrants against a local drug gang the Family Mob. I betcha they turned a handfull of juniors loose on the church tapes to do the investigation and collaborate on the charging documents on the "Lemon Drops"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2026 05:44 PM (rbvCR)

70 Fascinating paper

"...We find that narrow election of a Republican prosecutor reduces all-cause mortality rates among young men ages 20-29 by 6.6%.

Academics need academic papers to tell them what everyone else knows from reading the newspaper.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2026 05:44 PM (kpuIJ)

71 >>BREAKING: US Capitol Police ARRESTED Ilhan Omar’s State of the Union guest after she REFUSED to stop standing and BLOCKING others in the gallery during Trump’s speech

Why not just toss her over the railing. She'll probably land on the DemCong side anyway.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026 05:44 PM (/lPRQ)

72 >>Progressivism has taken our cities and I have no clue on how to dislodge them.

S-A-V-E
A-C-T

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 05:44 PM (tj6OY)

73 kingsman,

The victims can forgive that monster, if they can; the state should execute him and all his ilk.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at February 27, 2026 05:44 PM (USyCi)

74 I am so happy we have a DA like Alvin Bragg, a man who stands up to the old white man hierarchy and demands justice for my brown and black brothers. God bless Alvin Bragg and may he continue to do his great work in making New York City a safe environment for minorities to live and feel safe from violence in our streets.
Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, Local democrat scold and busybody at February 27, 2026 05:42 PM (Ksqrb)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a op!) at February 27, 2026 05:44 PM (48xL/)

75 Lefties have so much "compassion" for their pet "disadvantaged" people that they have none left over for crime victims.

Posted by: Emmie at February 27, 2026 05:45 PM (FMtrg)

76 I have a foolproof urge control plan for this vile piece of shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 05:45 PM (+nEug)

77 Just keep pressure on the Dems. While the big arrests aren't happening the constant pressure of cutting government, unveiling fraud across all Dem states and NGOs will make them increasingly erratic. Keep at it and the Dems will crack with their coalition splitting. Fun to watch too

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 05:45 PM (HYqoK)

78 So to clean up the cities, you have to move the cost of supporting the parasite class back to the localities.

If they had to pay them all not to work, had to support them, had to keep them alive without productive class dollars, the governments would go bankrupt.

Then the people would demand competence, which would attract industry by cleaning things up.

The problem, as always, is Other People's Money.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 05:46 PM (ce4EC)

79 Why put on the face mask in the House gallery?

The mask brings out her expressive eyes.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026 05:46 PM (/lPRQ)

80 A lot of people on the Left pointed out that the Guardsmen weren't actually doing much policing and so concluded - incorrectly - that the crime rate drops that followed weren't really due to the Guard.....
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Mannix these people are preternaturally unable to link cause and effect. Gutfeld says its intentional, I'm not so sure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 05:46 PM (RIvkX)

81 Two were illegals from Mexico with no prior U.S. criminal records.
--
Note what they are hiding:
1) Criminal record in Mexico
2) sealed juvenile records
3) arrests are not counted as "record" only convictions

This is not the 1st, 3rd or even 10th time these criminals have done something like this.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2026 05:47 PM (GWiMx)

82 Ackshoowally, urban populations inclined to elect republicans to a citywide office of any stripe are already lagely law-abi-- um, nevermind.

--liberal trying to make a point.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 27, 2026 05:47 PM (NYInA)

83 >>>Ilhan Omar’s State of the Union guest ... REFUSED to stop standing and BLOCKING others in the gallery during Trump’s speech ... arrested in Minneapolis for using her car to BLOCK ICE agents’ cars

She seems nice.

Posted by: m at February 27, 2026 05:47 PM (+YA9H)

84 I have a foolproof urge control plan for this vile piece of shit.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 05:45 PM (+nEug)

I have seen a couple young women in Salem wearing t-shirts that say "dead pedos don't re-offend"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2026 05:48 PM (rbvCR)

85 Bill Clinton Testifies Under Oath That Trump Was Not Involved with Epstein: Comer

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 05:48 PM (GITLP)

86 73 kingsman,

The victims can forgive that monster, if they can; the state should execute him and all his ilk.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at February 27, 2026 05:44 PM (USyCi)

The Catholic position is that, if the perpetrator can be incarcerated and therefore prevented from ever doing it again, then justice is served. However, should this not be the case, and any innocent is at risk, it is entirely licit for the government to end his life. Protection of innocence outweighs any consideration for the life of the perpetrator.

You probably won't hear that from our current Pope, but it is Canon Law.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 05:48 PM (I40wl)

87
Does big dummy Gavin Newsom even know if that creep touches one kid before the election that he is done, forever?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

================

I have an idea that's why he allowed the guy to be re-arrested. In fact, he'll probably take credit for it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 05:48 PM (5pERN)

88 76 I have a foolproof urge control plan for this vile piece of shit.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 05:45 PM (+nEug)

Yeah, I have a couple of them, hanging on the wall right here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 05:49 PM (I40wl)

89 Kindltot, I will have to get one of those.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 05:49 PM (+nEug)

90 30 more people indicted in Don Lemon's church caper. 25 already arrested. This moved much faster than I would have thought.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Promise them leniency if the point to LeMon as the ringleader.*

*Something to be learned from DemCong prosecutors.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026 05:50 PM (/lPRQ)

91 tcn, we would make a good team

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 05:51 PM (+nEug)

92 I won't believe these statistics till Bill Nye the Science Guy and Neil DeGrasse confirm The Science.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2026 05:51 PM (vbXSk)

93 We will not be fully civilized again until people like Cooper are destroyed by society instead of offering up other people's children for destruction.

The wrong lives are being destroyed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 05:52 PM (RIvkX)

94 hy put on the face mask in the House gallery?
*
The mask brings out her expressive eyes.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026

***
"Oh, your red scarf matches your eyes . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 05:52 PM (wzUl9)

95 Talking to you Scott Weiner you pervert.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 05:52 PM (RIvkX)

96 I have an idea that's why he allowed the guy to be re-arrested. In fact, he'll probably take credit for it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 05:48 PM (5pERN)
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I thought so as well

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 05:54 PM (RIvkX)

97 The Catholic position is that, if the perpetrator can be incarcerated and therefore prevented from ever doing it again, then justice is served. However, should this not be the case, and any innocent is at risk, it is entirely licit for the government to end his life. Protection of innocence outweighs any consideration for the life of the perpetrator.

You probably won't hear that from our current Pope, but it is Canon Law.
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Yes, I've read that prior to Vatican II (circa 1962-1965) the official Catholic positions were much more conservative.

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2026 05:54 PM (TN0g+)

98 Almost time at Casa Wolfus to feed the furry thugs, and then me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 05:54 PM (wzUl9)

99 100

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2026 05:54 PM (O7YUW)

100 >>Academics need academic papers to tell them what everyone else knows from reading the newspaper.
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2026 05:44 PM (kpuIJ)

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Reading the whu?

Posted by: Everyone under the age of 50 at February 27, 2026 05:55 PM (NYInA)

101 I was robbed by a troll getting sanctioned!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2026 05:55 PM (O7YUW)

102 92 tcn, we would make a good team
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 05:51 PM (+nEug)

Yes, dear, I believe we do.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 05:56 PM (I40wl)

103 Bill Clinton Testifies Under Oath That Trump Was Not Involved with Epstein: Comer
Posted by: SMOD

He thought by "involved" with they meant "having sex with", and not in the same room.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026 05:56 PM (/lPRQ)

104 99 100
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2026 05:54 PM (O7YUW)

*this* close

Posted by: m at February 27, 2026 05:56 PM (+YA9H)

105 "Ilhan Omar’s State of the Union guest ... REFUSED to stop standing and BLOCKING others in the gallery during Trump’s speech ... arrested in Minneapolis for using her car to BLOCK ICE agents’ cars"

"But it is just a traffic violation, just give me my ticket".

ICE: "Nope, sorry, you used you car to obstruct ICE law enforcement, that is a felony. You're coming with us, in handcuffs."

Judge and jury (hopefully) : GUILTY, 90 days in jail, then deportation (even if you got a dirty citizenship pass, it's revoked).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2026 05:56 PM (vbXSk)

106 101 I was robbed by a troll getting sanctioned!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2026 05:55 PM (O7YUW)

It's a poor workman who blames his trolls.

Posted by: m at February 27, 2026 05:58 PM (+YA9H)

107 The state hospital had a criminally insane ward and also kept sexual offenders on same ward. None of these patients were ever out of state control because could not keep them from their old behaviors. There was a very rigid milieu for these patients. Had a yellow line on the ward floor that all patients must walk on for example.

Posted by: kingsman at February 27, 2026 05:58 PM (ehY6c)

108 David Allen Funston, 64, was sentenced in 1999 after a Sacramento County jury found him guilty of 16 felony counts for a series of abductions involving children younger than 7.

Ok. He can be released after both of his legs are broken and he is castrated.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2026 05:59 PM (W2Pud)

109 Grumpy and Recalcitrant

My deepest sympathy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 05:59 PM (u82oZ)

110 Damn. Neil Sedaka is mort.

RIP.

Breaking up is hard to do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 27, 2026 05:59 PM (zZu0s)

111 85 Bill Clinton Testifies Under Oath That Trump Was Not Involved with Epstein: Comer

Cue the bad elderly memory stories.

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2026 05:59 PM (Q+gd/)

112 Oh, for the days of Naked City, Hawk, Madigan, Kojak, and NYPD Blue. Even Barney Miller.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

You left out Car 54, Where Are You?

Posted by: Toody and Muldoon at February 27, 2026 05:59 PM (oftw2)

113 Secretary Noem just revealed
@ElonMusk
helped find that a few DHS staffers installed SPYWARE on her phone and computer, as well as on the devices of of other political hires

These agencies should have been purged starting from Jump Street. Stop whining and do your damn jobs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2026 05:59 PM (abIsI)

114 107 The state hospital had a criminally insane ward and also kept sexual offenders on same ward. None of these patients were ever out of state control because could not keep them from their old behaviors. There was a very rigid milieu for these patients. Had a yellow line on the ward floor that all patients must walk on for example.
Posted by: kingsman at February 27, 2026 05:58 PM (ehY6c)

Sounds like "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

Posted by: m at February 27, 2026 06:00 PM (+YA9H)

115 Ah well, it just proves that m nails the century marks and does it well, and I'm just the understudy.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2026 06:00 PM (O7YUW)

116 So much rope. So many lampposts. It is a shame that none are being properly combined into useful contraptions.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 27, 2026 06:00 PM (xvV+O)

117 If at first you don't succeed and all.

Posted by: m at February 27, 2026 06:01 PM (+YA9H)

118 Here is professional disabled activist Aliya Rahman's CV.
She's described as a software developer in the news -- but only works for activist NGOs.

https://tinyurl.com/mpevp6s2

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 06:02 PM (tj6OY)

119 >>I was robbed by a troll getting sanctioned!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2026 05:55 PM (O7YUW)

--

Worse, you were robbed by my sock.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer, doing the Dance of One Hundred at February 27, 2026 06:02 PM (NYInA)

120 Of course God can change anyone’s heart. But while we are all waiting for that to happen, and honestly it may, or may not, and additionally who knows when that (might ) occur, monsters should be locked away securely. By the way, jailhouse conversions are usually matters of expedience for felons. This. Is. Known.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 06:02 PM (pDt9x)

121 I see.. The "snowball" thrower is of color...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 06:02 PM (xsaPb)

122 110 Damn. Neil Sedaka is mort.

RIP.

Breaking up is hard to do.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Dang! One of my favorites hits was Sweet 16.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 27, 2026 06:02 PM (abIsI)

123 8 I am shocked at this. Shocked I say!

As a side note and OT, my mom had surgery for a broken left hip. Lots of pins and a rod to fix her. In recovery now and doing ok. Long road ahead since she is 86 yrs old. Thanks for your prayers. I appreciate it so much.
Posted by: turambar at February 27, 2026 05:27 PM (Q0yOR)

Turambar - best wishes for your mother's full recovery. The rehab road is long and difficult, but it can be done. My mother had hip surgery when she was 92 and she did rather well until she started relying on her wheel chair instead of walking. She's 102 now in a nursing home but still has all of her faculties. Oh, and congratulations to all the others who recently had good medical procedure/exam results - whig, Teresa, and Bulg are the ones I'm aware of but I know there are others. Life comes at you hard, especially when you're not 29 anymore.

Posted by: Retired, thank God at February 27, 2026 06:03 PM (va0Yo)

124 Launch in 27 minutes.

https://youtu.be/wPizYVXcn_s

Posted by: Joyenz at February 27, 2026 06:03 PM (2F0/Y)

125 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest was filmed at Dammish Hospital in Oregon. The hospital I reference was built same time by same architects. A very creepy place, haunting espcially on the night shift. I lived a strange life looking back on it all. The Son of God never removed his hand from me.

Posted by: kingsman at February 27, 2026 06:05 PM (ehY6c)

126 At this point, who believes anything Bill Clinton has to say? He's always working an angle for Bill Clinton.

The Clintons are programmed for mayhem. They are the river otters in the political stream and they'll pop you're flotation device as presented.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 27, 2026 06:05 PM (gVUi7)

127 35 David Allen Funston, 64, was sentenced in 1999 after a Sacramento County jury found him guilty of 16 felony counts for a series of abductions involving children younger than 7.
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Execution is the answer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 06:06 PM (7rP4D)

128 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest was filmed at Dammish Hospital in Oregon. The hospital I reference was built same time by same architects. A very creepy place, haunting espcially on the night shift. I lived a strange life looking back on it all. The Son of God never removed his hand from me.
Posted by: kingsman at February 27, 2026 06:05 PM (ehY6c)

the boat scenes were filmed at Depoe Bay, one of my favorite spots in Oregon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at February 27, 2026 06:07 PM (0aYVJ)

129 David Allen Funston, 64, was sentenced in 1999 after a Sacramento County jury found him guilty of 16 felony counts for a series of abductions involving children younger than 7.
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Execution is the answer.
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Yeah, but it just doesn't sound catchy.

Posted by: Todd Rundgren at February 27, 2026 06:09 PM (TN0g+)

130 The three "cultural enrichers" should have no less than sodomy and fingernails ripped out with pliers as their sentence. Then they get to start their prison sentences.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2026 06:09 PM (qBdHI)

131 We started going easy on black offenders back in the 90's because they were over-represented in the prisons. These stupid policies totally ignored the fact that 90% of the victims of black crime were other innocent blacks. So black victims have not been getting justice for decades now.

BTW: giving white men harsher sentences and going easy on black criminals is also a for of DEI.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 27, 2026 06:09 PM (Wnqw0)

132 I haven't seen Cuckoo's Nest since it was new. So many character actors in it went on to be names, like Danny DeVito and Christopher Lloyd.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 06:09 PM (wzUl9)

133 >>The Clintons are programmed for mayhem. They are the river otters in the political stream and they'll pop you're flotation device as presented.

First and foremost, the subject of Epstein will now officially be declared "old news." The MSM will happily comply, never bringing it up again, unless to smear her opponents as crazy conspiracy theorists.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 06:09 PM (tj6OY)

134 As our beloved Ace would say: Is this something? Breaking President Trump Directs Every Federal Agency to Cease Use of Anthropic After AI Company Refuses to Comply with Pentagon’s Demands.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 27, 2026 06:09 PM (CU22W)

135 And bring back billy clubs to teach good manners.
Posted by: kingsman at February 27, 2026 05:27 PM (ehY6c)

This comes out as a sort of joke. But one of the most egregious policing changes that has happened over the last 30+ years is the elimination of the spectrum of force. It's no longer a spectrum, really. More just two points: wrestle and shoot, with a sometimes option of semi-effectual Tasers. All from the stupid premise that you shouldn't ever hurt bad guys because the occasional cop goes too far.

Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 06:10 PM (1sxg6)

136 'Statistical Analysis Shows That Electing a Republican as DA Immediately Reduces the Murder Rate in Cities'

It is taking an unbelievable amount of time for elected leaders on our side to treat democrats like the threats they are.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 27, 2026 06:10 PM (fd80v)

137 At this point, who believes anything Bill Clinton has to say? He's always working an angle for Bill Clinton.

The Clintons are programmed for mayhem. They are the river otters in the political stream and they'll pop you're flotation device as presented.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 27, 2026 06:05 PM (gVUi7)

I’ve always thought of Bill Clinton as true trailer trash who through combination of accident and lizard cunning made it big. For sure he has zero scruples….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 27, 2026 06:10 PM (YobFY)

138 Neil Sedaka. RIP.

Was sitting with my friend, in a surgeon's waiting room (reconstructive 'plastic' surgery for her) and ALL the songs were Neil Sedaka, on continuous loop. It was kinda weird.

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 06:11 PM (rdVOm)

139 >>The three "cultural enrichers" should have no less than sodomy and fingernails ripped out with pliers as their sentence. Then they get to start their prison sentences.

. . . in Bukele's prison.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 06:11 PM (tj6OY)

140 135 And bring back billy clubs to teach good manners.
Posted by: kingsman at February 27, 2026 05:27 PM (ehY6c)

I say black jacks and an ankle S&W .38.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 27, 2026 06:12 PM (CU22W)

141 SpaceX launch in 3 minutes ...

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2026 06:12 PM (vbXSk)

142 In other news, shouldn't the names and addresses of parole board members who make decisions like this one be made public knowledge?
Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2026 05:36 PM (TN0g+)

I'll settle for the news media doing their jobs for once and getting these clowns on record as to why they made the decision.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 27, 2026 06:12 PM (0bjKf)

143 or wait, it is dark in the video ... must be the wrong launch

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2026 06:13 PM (vbXSk)

144 Neil Sadaka wasn't the guy that demanded the band just wear the d*** shirts? I'm bad with names

Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 06:13 PM (1sxg6)

145
I've got MSNBC on in the background and they're reporting on Clinton's testimony. Haven't mentioned that he exonerated Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 06:14 PM (5pERN)

146 GWB that's the point more perps get shot because we don't want to hurt them. It's stupid. Billy clubs applied ends the fightin knuckle head. You know to the bone, elbow , shoulder, knee etc. Watching cops wrestle with criminals is beyond stupid. Billy clubs save lives.

Posted by: kingsman at February 27, 2026 06:14 PM (ehY6c)

147 Funston received more than 20 years in prison plus three consecutive terms of 25 years to life. After serving more than two decades behind bars, he became eligible for consideration under California's Elderly Parole Program.

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Guess what he is also eligible for? That's right folks it's the Woody Wood Chipper Show.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 27, 2026 06:14 PM (Wnqw0)

148 Damn. Neil Sedaka is mort.

RIP.

Breaking up is hard to do.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 27, 2026 05:59
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Hopefully laughing in the rain

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 27, 2026 06:14 PM (bQ4nt)

149 Neil must've had some bad blood...

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 06:15 PM (rdVOm)

150 Neil Sadaka wasn't the guy that demanded the band just wear the d*** shirts? I'm bad with names
Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 06:13 PM (1sxg6)

*shakes head sadly*

Kids today. No, that was Mr Paul Anka.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 27, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

151 Trump orders all federal agencies to immediately stop using Anthropic AI models.

I hope Ace gets this story up. WHOW!!

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 27, 2026 06:15 PM (CU22W)

152 Neil Sadaka wasn't the guy that demanded the band just wear the d*** shirts? I'm bad with names
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That was Paul Anka.

Pop music has an interesting history of zealous band leaders--there's some strange power plays in the history of the Four Seasons as well since Frank Valli basically treated it as his backing band rather than a true band.

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2026 06:16 PM (TN0g+)

153 Anthropomorphic AI?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 06:16 PM (8PrXA)

154 Not sure could have said Neil was alive or not yesterday

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 06:16 PM (Ia/+0)

155 Damn. Neil Sedaka is mort.

RIP.

Breaking up is hard to do.

Not really. I have a feeling that Love Won't Keep Him Together now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 06:17 PM (8ty7h)

156 Interesting. Mentioned last night I have been watching Carson reruns some going back to early 60s. The show format has been striking. In the early days it is almost like a dinner club with the band riffing for long period (what i would usually call doodling in big band or jazz.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 27, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

157
It's quite sad that a pedo survived 20 years in the Big House
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

Maybe that just tells us that it is a MYTH that pedos are punished by other prisoners.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 06:18 PM (Cqx++)

158 153 Anthropomorphic AI?

The company. Anthropic.com Based in S.F.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 27, 2026 06:18 PM (CU22W)

159 Dang! One of my favorites hits was Sweet 16.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 27, 2026 06:02 PM (abIsI)

Sweet 16, whattaya get,
Another day older
And deeper in debt.

Love that song.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 27, 2026 06:20 PM (g8Ew8)

160 >>>Damn. Neil Sedaka is mort.

RIP.

Breaking up is hard to do.

>Ace and garrett hardest hit.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 27, 2026 06:20 PM (gVUi7)

161 Harmeet Dillon says Omar has immigration issues. An attempt to strip citizenship would be fun and distracting for the Dems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 06:21 PM (HYqoK)

162 She was just 17.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 06:21 PM (8PrXA)

163 I for one support the prison to woodchipper pipeline for kiddie diddlers

Posted by: ballistic at February 27, 2026 06:21 PM (5aZAZ)

164 Democrats. Not our opponents.
Our enemy.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2026 06:21 PM (2WIwB)

165 I got Frankie Valli next in the Death Pool.

Posted by: Degenerate Gambler at February 27, 2026 06:22 PM (oftw2)

166 So much rope. So many lampposts. It is a shame that none are being properly combined into useful contraptions.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 27, 2026 06:00 PM (xvV+O)

A swimming pool full of liquid sodium would work nicely, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 06:22 PM (8zz6B)

167 ballistic

Nay, kind sir. Give Pedos to the Chinese to part them out for organ donation.

Or to Canada for the same thing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 06:22 PM (u82oZ)

168 Execution is the answer.

In the interests of science, we should invite him to participate in our double-blind millstone study.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2026 06:23 PM (kpuIJ)

169
She was just 17.
Posted by: Boss Moss

I know what you mean.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 06:23 PM (Cqx++)

170 Now I have Breaking up is hard to do on a loop in my head.

Think of all that we've been through
Cause breakin up is hard to do.

Pure poetry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 27, 2026 06:23 PM (zZu0s)

171 Paul Anka, Mamie van Doren, and Mel Torme. Name the movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at February 27, 2026 06:23 PM (0aYVJ)

172 Nay, kind sir. Give Pedos to the Chinese to part them out for organ donation.

Or to Canada for the same thing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 06:22 PM (u82oZ)

Great idea!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2026 06:23 PM (2WIwB)

173 ballistic

Larry Niven wrote the Organlegger stories in the '70s to cover this topic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

174 It's quite sad that a pedo survived 20 years in the Big House
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

Maybe that just tells us that it is a MYTH that pedos are punished by other prisoners.
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Nah, it was such a truth that eventually prisons started segregating them from the general population. From the small amount of reading I've done on prison conditions, its really, really difficult for a *decent* person who does something stupid to come out of prison as a better man than the one who went in. Its described as 24/7/365 war and one has to make so many compromises, including the willingness to commit crime inside to keep allies that will keep one alive.

We really need prison reform, but it won't happen in my life time. And before anyone gets snippy at my post, I'm talking about CPAs that have a wife and kids and support the local church and boys club who get greedy and get busted for "forgetting" to file $100,000 in earned income. YES, its a crime. But NO, one shouldn't have to join a prison gang (and do their bidding to stay a member) just to make it out of one's 5-10 year sentence. But that's basically where we're at (or so I've been lead to believe).

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2026 06:24 PM (TN0g+)

175 Saw a video short Arnold is 79 and not expected to make 80

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 06:24 PM (Ia/+0)

176 Don't take your love away from me
Don't you leave my heart in misery
If you go then I'll be blue
'Cause breaking up is hard to do
Remember when you held me tight
And you kissed me all through the night
Think of all that we've been through
And breaking up is hard to do
They say that breaking up is hard to do
Now I know, I know that it's true
Don't say that this is the end
Instead of breaking up I wish we were making up again
I beg of you, don't say goodbye
Can't we give our love another try?
Come on baby, let's start a new
'Cause breaking up is hard to do
They say that breaking up is hard to do
Now I know, I know that it's true
Don't say that this is the end
Instead of breaking up I wish we were making up again
I beg of you, don't say goodbye
Can't we give our love another try?
Come on baby, let's start a new
'Cause breaking up is hard to do

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 27, 2026 06:24 PM (zZu0s)

177 152 Neil Sadaka wasn't the guy that demanded the band just wear the d*** shirts? I'm bad with names
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That was Paul Anka.
Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2026 06:16 PM (TN0g+)
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Easy to confuse. Both had a "k" in their name. Both had success in the late 50s/early 60s before seeing their careers go into stasis with the Beatles' arrival. Both had big comebacks in the 70s.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 27, 2026 06:24 PM (0bjKf)

178 Girl's Town!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 06:25 PM (Cqx++)

179 She was just 17.
Posted by: Boss Moss

I know what you mean.
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Perhaps even a year younger...

Posted by: Benny Mardones at February 27, 2026 06:25 PM (TN0g+)

180 Arnold does not look great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 27, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

181 Parting this scum out is a great idea. I would start by parting his dick from his body and implanting it in his mouth.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 06:26 PM (+nEug)

182 Alberta Oil Peon

A room full of organic N₂ gas is soooo much cheaper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 06:26 PM (u82oZ)

183 Girl's Town!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 06:25 PM (Cqx++)

Bertram gets a ram chip!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at February 27, 2026 06:26 PM (0aYVJ)

184 The three "cultural enrichers" should have no less than sodomy and fingernails ripped out with pliers as their sentence. Then they get to start their prison sentences.
Posted by: Lady in Black

The restitution should come right before release into the streets.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026 06:26 PM (/lPRQ)

185 Nood. Week in woke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 27, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

186 Aetius451AD

The maid had it in for him. Ooops. Just reverse that last sentence.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 06:28 PM (u82oZ)

187 A room full of organic N₂ gas is soooo much cheaper.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 06:26 PM (u82oZ)

But you could record their screeches, and sell them as cellphone ringtones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 06:28 PM (8zz6B)

188 "Love Will Keep Us Together" was a masterful song, and the production of that single by the Captain & Tennille was first-class.

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2026 06:30 PM (TN0g+)

189 Legalinsurrection.com- DOJ has charge 30 people in that church ambush

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 06:40 PM (Ia/+0)

190 Yeah, but it just doesn't sound catchy.
Posted by: Todd Rundgren at February 27, 2026 06:09 PM
I started singing Love is the Answer by Todd Rundgren the minute execution is the answer hit my brain.

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2026 07:20 PM (LHPAg)

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