Bill Gates Is Very, Very, Very Sorry He Inadvertently Consorted With a Convicted Child Trafficker and Banged Russian "Dates" Procured by Jeffrey Epstein<br>UPDATE: President and CEO of the WEF Resigns Over Epstein Ties

Bill Gates Is Very, Very, Very Sorry He Inadvertently Consorted With a Convicted Child Trafficker and Banged Russian "Dates" Procured by Jeffrey Epstein
UPDATE: President and CEO of the WEF Resigns Over Epstein Ties

You wouldn't believe how sorry he is about the "mistake" he made in becoming BFFs with a guy who just got convicted of soliciting a 14-year-old girl.

It's a real Oopsie Moment, all right, and he promises he'll #DoBetter now that Epstein is dead.

One of two Russian women Bill Gates admits having affairs with during his 27-year marriage was helped financially by Jeffrey Epstein -- who used the sordid secret to try to blackmail the billionaire Microsoft co-founder.

Gates tries to portray these women as, I josh you not, a "nuclear physicist" and a "bridge player."

But they were kept women, paid for by Jeffrey Epstein. I think the "nuclear physicist" was chiefly concerned with splitting the Nut Atom. (To borrow a joke from Empire of Jeff, I think.)

Gates' surprising mea culpa Tuesday was a questionable attempt to cleanse his image over his friendship with Epstein, which ex-wife Melinda French Gates largely blames for destroying their marriage.
"I did have affairs, one with a Russian bridge player ... and one with a Russian nuclear physicist," the billionaire told staff at a town hall for his Gates Foundation, according to the Wall Street Journal.
Gates admitted the affairs while maintaining that he did nothing "illicit" with his now-dead pedophile pal.
However, rumors of the fling with the bridge player, Mila Antonova, first emerged over her own ties to Epstein -- ones featured heavily in damning exchanges in the Epstein files.
Antonova was also an acquaintance of notorious Kremlin spy Anna Chapman, with a photo capturing them strolling near Wall Street before Chapman, the daughter of a former KGB officer, was booted out of the country.
Gates was 53 when he was first pictured with Antonova, who was in her 20s, at a national bridge event in Washington, DC...
However, one of Gates' main advisers and confidants, Boris Nikolic, introduced her to Epstein in 2013 -- when he'd already convicted of child-sex offenses -- as she sought help getting money to start an online business to teach people how to play bridge.
Epstein also paid Antonova so she could attend a programming camp as part of helping her pursue a career in software development, she told the Wall Street Journal in 2023, when she had initially refused to confirm the affair with Gates.

This sounds like he was paying money so that she could develop interests that could help her get close to Gates.

"Epstein agreed to pay, and he paid directly to the school," she explained at the time. "Nothing was exchanged. I don't know why he did that. When I asked, he said something like he was wealthy and wanted to help people when he could."
However, he appeared to have a far more sinister motive -- and try to force Gates to pay him that money and more under the threat of exposing his cheating to his then-wife.
A Gates spokesperson previously claimed that Epstein "tried unsuccessfully to leverage a past relationship to threaten Mr. Gates."
In a July 2017 email released by the Department of Justice, Epstein also made a string of allegations against Gates, branding his one-time friend "so cheap" for the way he'd treated his mistress.
"After I sent her that note she said she had little money, couldn't afford air conditioner, was living on a friends couch. Really needed money. I sent her some," he emailed Boris Nikolic.
"Your friend Bill is nuts," Epstein continued in the typo-filled rage. "His former girl. Can't afford air con. Can't afford to travel to bridge.The richest man in the world is so cheap, his former bridge girl and toy, lives on a friends sofa."
...
Gates, meanwhile, has repeatedly expressed regret at his involvement with the late pedophile, and insisted he had no involvement in any of his wrongdoings.
"I did nothing illicit. I saw nothing illicit," Gates said in the town hall meeting Tuesday, according to the WSJ. "To be clear, I never spent any time with the victims, the women around him."

We'll see. Why would you purposely develop a friendship with a man just convicted of soliciting an underage girl, if not for a shared interest?

Do these billionaires just donate to left-wing causes like environmentalism so they have an excuse to ditch their wives, attend conferences, and score some Russian kept woman mish?

Answer: Mostly.

In some minor Epstein news, Epstein blamed then-Prince Charles for former Prince Andrew being stripped of his trade envoy job. Which he allegedly used to deliver UK state secrets to the pedophile financier.

Jeffrey Epstein blamed "Charles" on the day Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor lost his UK trade envoy job.
On 21 July 2011, the day it was announced that the former prince would step down from the role, Epstein wrote: "I assume he knows that this is Charles doing."

Finally, Bill and Hillary Clinton will finally be questioned about their contacts with the known and notorious pedophile and whoremonger.

They will, as usual, blend perjury with strategic obfuscation.

It depends on what the definition of "underage" is.

House members are eyeing a new phase in their monthslong investigation into Jeffrey Epstein: A race to produce results that match the stunning Epstein fallout across the globe and satisfy an electorate clamoring for accountability.
This week's interviews of Bill and Hillary Clinton -- who are scheduled to testify to lawmakers under subpoena and behind closed doors about their relationships with Epstein and his convicted co-conspirator, Ghislaine Maxwell -- could be a pivotal moment in this effort.
Bill Clinton has maintained that he was an acquaintance of Epstein's but stopped communicating with him at least a decade before his arrest in 2019, and he has not been accused of wrongdoing.
His spokesperson Angel Ureña posted on social media in 2019 that the former president traveled on Epstein's plane four times internationally in 2002 and 2003, but that Secret Service details were present "on every leg of the trip." Hillary Clinton has said she has no memory of meeting Epstein at all. A spokesperson for the Clintons did not respond to a request for comment.
But the Clintons' depositions before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee come as the recent arrests in Britain of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew, and ex-ambassador to the U.S. Peter Mandelson, have only intensified the pressure on Congress to produce similarly dramatic impacts closer to home.
That means both Clintons will be put under a microscope for any potential transgression, whether it relates to the late financier's sex trafficking conviction or not.
"Obviously, the committee wants to see some people be held accountable," said Oversight Chair James Comer (R-Ky.) in an interview in advance of the high-profile depositions. The former president will testify Friday, and the former secretary of state Thursday, both in Chappaqua, New York.
Roughly 19 committee members are expected to be on hand for the depositions, and Comer said he suspected questions to focus on what interactions the couple had with Epstein -- in the White House or elsewhere.
"I think what you're seeing in Britain is, the charges against Prince Andrew and the former ambassador weren't sex-related crimes. They were more with respect to treason and selling secrets and things like that," he explained. "We were just fascinated how Epstein was able to surround himself with so many high-profile government figures, not just in the United States, but in other countries, so I think there will be a lot of questions."

Good afternoon!

Update: Like I said, these people just arrange left-wing conferences to pork prostitutes.

Oops.
Another torpedo circled back and hit a globalist. Now we see why the deep state never "released the files". Lol. All Trump had to do was call it a hoax and Dems let their TDS override their protection racket. @TaraServatius @instapundit
— Ralph Cassitto (@RgCassi) February 26, 2026

Update: Boy, Epstein must have been a fantastic dinner guest to earn so many high-profile dining partners.

Brende has acknowledged he dined with Epstein three times between 2018 and 2019 and communicated with him by email and text, but said he was "completely unaware" of his past criminal activity.

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:13 PM

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (W2Pud)

2
ESPONJA!!1!!1!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (tljrc)

3 Good morning, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (W2Pud)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)

5 Epstein... that's a jooo name innit?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (Kt19C)

6 Billy Gates.... trying hard as he can to play his "man card" and spits out a Joker.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 12:14 PM (jtM2q)

7 He should bring in a note from his mom.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:15 PM (c27kw)

8 We did nothing.. But Trump's a pedophile

Posted by: The Clintons at February 26, 2026 12:15 PM (VE6XX)

9 As with everyone on the left, they are always VERY SORRY that they got caught.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 12:15 PM (zjgNU)

10 It depends on what the definition of "underage" is.

As a devout Muslim, I am bound by the timeless rules of the Quran and example of Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him. Who am I to say sex with a 9 year old girl is wrong, when the epitome of man did it?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 26, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz)

11 My Varney & Co trivia question got willowed - #272 on Monkus Threadus

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 26, 2026 12:16 PM (QGaXH)

12 who used the sordid secret to try to blackmail the billionaire Microsoft co-founder.

Epstein should have blackmailed him into making a version of Windows that doesn't suck.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 12:16 PM (+4yJ5)

13 Afternoon, Ace!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:16 PM (bFu5X)

14 It depends on what the definition of "underage" is.
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I await suggestions from Clippy...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 12:17 PM (XeU6L)

15 Bill Gates Is Very, Very, Very Sorry He Inadvertently Consorted With a Convicted Child Trafficker and Banged Russian "Dates" Procured by Jeffrey Epstein

Billy boy, you don't have to tell us how sorry you are...we already know.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:17 PM (bFu5X)

16 I'm glad I've faded from memory enough that no one mentioned me in last threads discussion about Prius and funny alternate names...

Posted by: Reince Priebus at February 26, 2026 12:18 PM (JCZqz)

17 The Bills are both very sorry they got caught but nothing happened and nothing will.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2026 12:18 PM (vFG9F)

18 Epstein should have blackmailed him into making a version of Windows that doesn't suck.
Posted by: NR Pax
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[looks in rearview mirror, at Win 7]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 12:18 PM (XeU6L)

19 It depends on what the definition of "underage" is.
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I await suggestions from Clippy...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 12:17 PM

It looks like you're trying to bang a 12-yr-old...can I suggest some methods of self-deletion?

Posted by: Clippy at February 26, 2026 12:19 PM (bFu5X)

20 The SVR (Russian equivalent of the CIA) is very good at honeytrap operations.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 26, 2026 12:19 PM (n1OCj)

21 They made one after Windows 7?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:19 PM (c27kw)

22 Feeling any better today, ace?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 12:20 PM (1Udfd)

23 Ooopsie 2.0

Still better than Windows 8.

Posted by: DaveA at February 26, 2026 12:20 PM (FhXTo)

24 Need more nicotine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:20 PM (c27kw)

25 The untold story of Epstein is that this was also a visa fraud and illegal immigration scam.

There are many witness statements and hundreds of flights for girls from Russia, Poland, Belarus, Latvia, and ... you guess it ... Ukraine.

It was the usual: fake visas, phony asylum claims, and political fixers intervening to keep these yacht girls in the country.

https://tinyurl.com/37chvxmn

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

26 So how I understand this is to recognize that Elon Musk and countless others can spread their seed all around and no scandal.

The problem is that Ba'al Gates used the wrong pimp.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 12:21 PM (NzX/y)

27 Good afternoon Ace!

Really fun to watch Gates' evil FINALLY biting him in the ass. I swear he lived to destroy people.

and that's just with the Win os!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 12:21 PM (j+aD2)

28 Gates tries to portray these women as, I josh you not, a "nuclear physicist" ..."

Bill was going out with Christmas Jones too?

That two timing bitch ...

Posted by: James Bond at February 26, 2026 12:21 PM (3sXRv)

29 The SVR (Russian equivalent of the CIA) is very good at honeytrap operations.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 26, 2026 12:19 PM (n1OCj)

Selling the prospect of pussy to a straight man isn't exactly hard work.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2026 12:22 PM (Hx0tZ)

30 L.O. freaking L. Attending a programming camp? 1. No way in hell she knew anything about computers. Completely male dominated in early 2000s Russia. Like not even close. There were no women in St Petersburg State Universitys Programming Department (they call it a Faculty over there) in 2004 to 2005. Sociology, philology, economics, and law...that's where the women went.

Posted by: mishdog at February 26, 2026 12:22 PM (3+j0o)

31 You mean like with a cloth?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:22 PM (c27kw)

32 Holy crap Mila Antonova looks like a 12 year old Greta Thunberg!
https://tinyurl.com/4nxxz25r

Posted by: anon2020 at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (RqMDa)

33
Gates tries to portray these women as, I josh you not, a "nuclear physicist" ..."

Bill was going out with Christmas Jones too?

That two timing bitch ...

Posted by: James Bond at February 26, 2026 12:21 PM (3sXRv)

So I guess Christmas DID come more than once per year...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (y9nCu)

34 Nobody seems to be asking the truly relevant question:

Did Bill Gates pay Russian hookers to pee in his bed?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (ESVrU)

35 12 who used the sordid secret to try to blackmail the billionaire Microsoft co-founder.

Epstein should have blackmailed him into making a version of Windows that doesn't suck.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 12:16 PM (+4yJ5)

Windows 7 was the apex. Everything after that has been total ass.

Posted by: The enshittification continues apace at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (TbWk/)

36 So his wife leaving him when these reports started to become public, what is his answer for that?

The depressing part of Epstein is this really was a 99% Democrat scandal, but somehow Trump got a part of the stink on him.

I know a guy that absolutely hated Biden and yet he's totally bought into "Trump is hiding things" with Epstein.

Posted by: Leupold at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (CH8Rt)

37 Need more nicotine.
Posted by: Boss Moss
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I would suggest a caffiene/nicotine mix. Really gets the old thumper working.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (XeU6L)

38 Members of the committee, I know she's only 14 in these photos of her with me, but just look at that ass. Like, damn. She was ready. Tell me you guys wouldn't...hell, I know several of you HAVE.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, knowing his audience and explaining why the hearing is closed at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (JCZqz)

39
Gates either needed more swirlies as a kid, or fewer. Not sure which.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (zncNU)

40 A decade ago, we had an even bigger idiot than Bill:

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Air Force general who was fired from command of U.S. land-based nuclear missile forces had engaged in “inappropriate behavior” while on official business in Russia last summer, including heavy drinking, rudeness to his hosts and associating with “suspect” women, according to an investigation report released Thursday.

How was I to know that the Russians would target me, just because I commanded all the American ICBMs?

Posted by: World's Dumbest General! at February 26, 2026 12:24 PM (n1OCj)

41 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 12:24 PM (lddk3)

42 We're Russian hookers responsible for Windows ME?

Posted by: mishdog at February 26, 2026 12:24 PM (3+j0o)

43 Excuse me but who the hell cares about Bill Gates?

Really, he's just your standard sleezebag businessman who happens to be in the computer business.

Posted by: pawn at February 26, 2026 12:24 PM (+rKuc)

44 Problem is, dees ho's always run their damn yaps, that's why ya gotta keep a strong pimp hand on these ho's and let them know it ain't their money, it's yo money.

Knowwhatimsayin?

Posted by: Silky Johnson at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (k1E2D)

45 Yeah - Gate is only sorry because he got caught and gave the clap to his wife, but mostly 'cause he got caught,.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (NgqoH)

46 Did Bill Gates pay Russian hookers to pee in his bed?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

in a Moscow hotel room? (if I remember the story correcly)

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (quOho)

47 Gates tries to portray these women as, I josh you not, a "nuclear physicist"

Who amongst us hasn't thought Denise Richards did not portray the very image of a nuclear physicist in The World is Not Enough? I'm incensed, incensed, that you would think otherwise~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (diia5)

48 So is Gates trying to make it not look so sketch by telling us these weren't run of the mill hookers, these were high class hookers that have day jobs?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (Pt3hn)

49 Holy crap Mila Antonova looks like a 12 year old Greta Thunberg!
https://tinyurl.com/4nxxz25r
Posted by: anon2020 at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM

O_o

Now I can never unsee that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (bFu5X)

50 Bill Floodgates has got some 'splaining to do.

Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (Ys3Ta)

51 Oh wait is this why the troll was going hard on the pedo trump thing this morning?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y)

52 Of course, these limited disclosures are designed to deflect from Gates' frequent visits to Pedo Island.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (n1OCj)

53 Who amongst us hasn't thought Denise Richards did not portray the very image of a nuclear physicist in The World is Not Enough? I'm incensed, incensed, that you would think otherwise~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM

Yeah, but...Sophie Marceau...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (bFu5X)

54 Never met a high class hooker. What is that?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (c27kw)

55 The main problem with a limited hangout is that you can only use it once.

This is about the 4th time for Gates, but here it is again -- OK, I cheated, and I knew Epstein. And I was at the Island. But I never met any "victims."

Sure Bill, sure.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (zncNU)

56 So.

Who gave him the STD?

The Chess Player or the Physicist?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (1Udfd)

57 Oh wait is this why the troll was going hard on the pedo trump thing this morning?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y)
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AI Copilot trying to divert attention?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (ESVrU)

58 Epstein... that's a jooo name innit?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (Kt19C)

Puerto Rican. That's what "Welcome Back, Kotter" says anyways.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (/HDaX)

59 Really, he's just your standard sleezebag businessman who happens to be in the computer business with enough money power and influence to effect policy decisions on a global level and thinks himself to be a god.
Posted by: pawn at February 26, 2026 12:24 PM (+rKuc)

fify

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (Hx0tZ)

60 Members of the committee, I know she's only 14 in these photos of her with me, but just look at that ass. Like, damn. She was ready. Tell me you guys wouldn't...hell, I know several of you HAVE.
Posted by: Bill Clinton
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"She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing..."

Posted by: McMurphy at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (XeU6L)

61 >> Never met a high class hooker. What is that?

If you have to ask, you can't afford her.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (1Udfd)

62 32 Holy crap Mila Antonova looks like a 12 year old Greta Thunberg!
https://tinyurl.com/4nxxz25r
Posted by: anon2020 at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (RqMDa)

:::squirt:::

Posted by: Bill Gates at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (k1E2D)

63 A lot people like Bill Gates needs to meet Pippa the Rippa's woodchipper.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (utjax)

64 Who amongst us hasn't thought Denise Richards did not portray the very image of a nuclear physicist in The World is Not Enough? I'm incensed, incensed, that you would think otherwise~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (diia5)

'Busty Nuclear Physicist' does not return any results besides Atomic Heart porn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (bss/y)

65 Of course, these limited disclosures are designed to deflect from Gates' frequent visits to Pedo Island.

"Haven't I suffered enough?", to steal a page from our playbook.

Posted by: Bill Gates at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (quOho)

66 "Hey, I bought her a Schwinn Pixie bike, the pink one with those things on the handlebars. How was I to know?".

Bill Gates

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 26, 2026 12:28 PM (gm9Sb)

67 I will say, I still have the hots for Anna Chapman, or at least the version of her in that dedicated sit-down interview she did. You can say a lot of things about the KGB, but they really knew how to select the hottest possible honeypot traps.

Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 12:28 PM (Ys3Ta)

68 Nothing says class like selling your ass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:28 PM (c27kw)

69 I am truly sorry for not having vaccinated all the african and indians! Yeah, and I am real sorry you have to see my large man boobs flip and flap with my erect nipples in the wind! Real sorry! I am also sorry Amy Conehead Barrett has collected all the african trophy children before I could! Fuck her!

Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Posted by: Bill Gates, Tech Weirdo with Man Boobs at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (hXJe5)

70 > How was I to know that the Russians would target me, just because I commanded all the American ICBMs?
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How about the retired fighter pilot who was arrested for training Chinese pilots in air combat tactics?

Oh, and he was familiar with the F-35 too.

That fucker needs to swing...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (jtM2q)

71 A goodly portion of the "Trump is a pedo" stuff, aside from being their final attempt to brand him with complete undisprovable bs, is "I just want to see the fucker deny it".

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (wIg5s)

72 Puerto Rican. That's what "Welcome Back, Kotter" says anyways.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM

Dear AoSHQ,

Please leave Juan out of this discussion.

/s/ Epstein's Mother

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (bFu5X)

73 Never met a high class hooker. What is that?
Posted by: Boss Moss

$8000 an hour. The moose out front should have told'ya.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (diia5)

74 Microsoft was an amazing company. No culture, no products anyone liked, yet wildly successful.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (GPa4z)

75 It is hard to believe trips to Epstein Island were just to paid full to pal around with your BFF.

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (lddk3)

76
And she looks like she's about 15. OK, 14 then. In fact I know she's 14, because I was dating her a year ago.

Posted by: Roland T Flackfizer at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (y9nCu)

77 The main problem with a limited hangout is that you can only use it once.

This is about the 4th time for Gates, but here it is again -- OK, I cheated, and I knew Epstein. And I was at the Island. But I never met any "victims."

Sure Bill, sure.
Posted by: bob
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Ah. You may be overlooking the 'I don't recall' gambit.

Posted by: McMurphy at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (XeU6L)

78 I thought Greta von Thule always looked 12?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (utjax)

79 He got it from the toilet seat.
It jumped right up and grabbed his meat.

Posted by: Why does it hurt when I pee at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (+rKuc)

80 I for one support vaccinating all the indians and africans.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (c27kw)

81 Yeah, but...Sophie Marceau...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (bFu5X)

:::squirt:::

Posted by: James Bond at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (k1E2D)

82 I guess all these billionaires were building bunkers to keep the FBI out, not nuclear fallout.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (quOho)

83 I think the "nuclear physicist" was chiefly concerned with splitting the Nut Atom. (To borrow a joke from Empire of Jeff, I think.)

hmmm.... *scribbles note* sequel to "young einstein" in which young marie curie splits the nut atom.

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (sGtp+)

84 >>Nothing says class like selling your ass.

Lease to Moan

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (1Udfd)

85 Yeah, but...Sophie Marceau...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (bFu5X)

:::squirt:::

Posted by: William Wallace at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (k1E2D)

86 32 Holy crap Mila Antonova looks like a 12 year old Greta Thunberg!
https://tinyurl.com/4nxxz25r
Posted by: anon2020

That is seriously disturbing.

You have 50 billion dollars, and you choose to cheat with THAT?

Worse the John Lennon choosing Yoko One over every hot chick on Earth.

Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (Ys3Ta)

87 71 A goodly portion of the "Trump is a pedo" stuff, aside from being their final attempt to brand him with complete undisprovable bs, is "I just want to see the fucker deny it".
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (wIg5s)

That too, but they also know it is one of the few taboos left. Which sidenote was one of the things that always made the tranny grooming kids thing so baffling to me.

So, repeat repeat repeat and you tar just by repetition.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (bss/y)

88 In too late to make the first Clippy joke...
Good morning, all.

Posted by: PabloD at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (uXs/5)

89 Worse the = Worse than

Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (Ys3Ta)

90 Gates' "apology" was surely lawyer-written. It gives the impression of only two "affairs," but read carefully, he could have admitted to dozens or hundreds of bouts of adultery.

Posted by: Martin Tell at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (sFNX2)

91 Bill Gates admitting something as bad as these hooker relations is an attempt to front-run that something from coming out. So I assume someone threatened him, and or he had some other knowledge these wee going to be revealed.

I assume there is more to learn, but it will only be revealed if he is forced to come clean. But does anyone think this is all the bad stuff there is in Gates-world?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (DJGRv)

92 Yeah, but...Sophie Marceau...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (bFu5X)

Ooof, gross.

Posted by: Prince Edward at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (k1E2D)

93 54 Never met a high class hooker. What is that?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (c27kw)
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One that charges $1000/hr

Posted by: anon2020 at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (RqMDa)

94 Never met a high class hooker. What is that?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (c27kw)
________

Not $20. $2000.

These are the ladies of the night you will find in very expensive hotel bars, at very exclusive VIP events, and in the contacts list of very rich men. Prices start at $5k a night.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

95 85 Yeah, but...Sophie Marceau...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (bFu5X)

:::squirt:::
Posted by: William Wallace at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (k1E2D)

***glgghrejf***

Posted by: Stroked out Edward Longshanks at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (3sXRv)

96 Mila Antanova looks like a slightly less spergy Greta Thunberg. You sold your wife, life, and soul out for that? I guess money doesn't buy brains.

Posted by: DPICM at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (zt2eU)

97 I imagine Gates "affair" to be similar to that Goebbels scene in Inglorious Bastards

Posted by: Halfhand at February 26, 2026 12:32 PM (5slMQ)

98 "I did nothing illicit. I saw nothing illicit," Gates said in the town hall meeting Tuesday,
____

He's stealing our schtick!

Posted by: Sgt. Schultz AND the Clintons at February 26, 2026 12:32 PM (Dv3i1)

99 A goodly portion of the "Trump is a pedo" stuff, aside from being their final attempt to brand him with complete undisprovable bs, is "I just want to see the fucker deny it".
Posted by: ...

==

Absolutely. I do think though it was a bad political miscalculation that Trump tried to change course on just not releasing everything.

The reality is, Trump had zero to do with Epstein, it was clear they hated each other, but it gave his opponents a narrative.

The Epstein people on the Left are far worse than QAnon. The media just openly pretends that Trump was on pedo island and these charges have legitimacy.

Posted by: Leupold at February 26, 2026 12:32 PM (eIzlH)

100 "How about the retired fighter pilot who was arrested for training Chinese pilots in air combat tactics?"

He's not the first one.

The Chicoms must be offering some serious cash to turn these guys.

Posted by: pawn at February 26, 2026 12:32 PM (+rKuc)

101 Money can't buy you ethics or class.

Exhibit A. Bill Gates.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 12:32 PM (utjax)

102 79 He got it from the toilet seat.
It jumped right up and grabbed his meat.
Posted by: Why does it hurt when I pee at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (+rKu

Shoulda called Peterrooter right away.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2026 12:33 PM (i0Hi3)

103 18 [looks in rearview mirror, at Win 7]
Posted by: Mike Hammer

OK, a fair point.

(And before the ackshually crowd chimes in, I know Gates stepped down a while back. Turn off the autism and just enjoy the joke.)

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 12:33 PM (+4yJ5)

104
I will say, I still have the hots for Anna Chapman, or at least the version of her in that dedicated sit-down interview she did. You can say a lot of things about the KGB, but they really knew how to select the hottest possible honeypot traps.
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 12:28 PM (Ys3Ta)

Y'know, I always thought that zombie was a hawt Asian chick. Please tell me I was right...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 12:33 PM (y9nCu)

105 I went home with a waitress the way I always do
How was I to know she was with the Russians, too?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

106 Microsoft was an amazing company. No culture, no products anyone liked, yet wildly successful.
Posted by: Oglebay
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Meh. I used, and still use MS Basic.

Posted by: McMurphy at February 26, 2026 12:33 PM (XeU6L)

107 "Bill Clinton has maintained that he was an acquaintance of Epstein's but stopped communicating with him at least a decade before his arrest in 2019, and he has not been accused of wrongdoing."

Oh yeah? Is that a fact? Well that's easily fixed: I hereby accuse Bill Clinton of wrongdoing.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (CKIwv)

108 Everyone who wanted this stuff buried is suspect.

Everyone.

Posted by: Release the Kraken! at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (mgmW3)

109
but somehow Trump got a part of the stink on him
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Oh yeah - "somehow".

It's called another billion dollar intelligence operation. It's not "somehow".

The intent of the operation (among other things) was to divide MAGA and Republicans as close to down the middle as anyone could.

But Trump very smartly saw it coming, recognized it, and thoroughly defused it, which had everyone shaking their heads one sunny day last year.

And yes this is what the defused version of the Epstein Trump Op looks like.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (wIg5s)

110 There hundreds of thousands of crippled indian women that got vaxxes from gates.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (c27kw)

111 101 Money can't buy you ethics or class.

Posted by: Anna Puma

But it can buy you a capybara and enough land to raise it. Who doesn't like capybaras?

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (+4yJ5)

112 "She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing..."
Posted by: McMurphy

You are thirteen, going on old-man peen
Baby, it's time to think
Better beware, be canny and don't tell
Wash my cock in the sink

Posted by: The Sound Of Pedophile Music at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (JCZqz)

113 #metoo

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (RIvkX)

114 74 Microsoft was an amazing company. No culture, no products anyone liked, yet wildly successful.
---

The power of the monopoly. They had infinite DOS money, which they used to destroy anybody who might imperil their infinite DOS money.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (8/Qda)

115 105 I went home with a waitress the way I always do
How was I to know she was with the Russians, too?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

Might I suggest trying the Waffle House ...

Posted by: Eldrick Woods at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (3sXRv)

116 Of all the events at which nothing will happen, nothing will happen the most in the depositions of Bill and Hillary.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 12:35 PM (5aZAZ)

117 Capybara remind me of Democrats on the dole.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 12:35 PM (utjax)

118 Ok, well Sorry makes it all better sweetheart, you can just sleep in this morning instead of sweatin' to the oldies on my obstacle course.

Posted by: Every DI, Ever at February 26, 2026 12:35 PM (7Q0e+)

119 My question for multimillionaire Gates: why does he need more than 640K?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (Y74bn)

120 This Mila chick has beady eyes and a perma-smirk. Might as well have just banged Boris Badenov and cut out the middlebroad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (BI5O2)

121 91 Bill Gates admitting something as bad as these hooker relations is an attempt to front-run that something from coming out. So I assume someone threatened him, and or he had some other knowledge these wee going to be revealed.

I assume there is more to learn, but it will only be revealed if he is forced to come clean. But does anyone think this is all the bad stuff there is in Gates-world?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (DJGRv)

My money is on email about his plan to depoplate Africa via mosquito Bourne rna virus that makes you sterile.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (i0Hi3)

122 I read a great book that was a guide to gambling by Edwin Silberstang. Interestingly enough he included a chapter on Bridge. He included a story from a very high level Bridge player who asserted that he taught his partners what he was looking for. He wasn't looking for a high-level Bridge player, just one who would follow his directions.

And those directions included reading and sending subtle signals regarding what each player had in terms of cards. Touching a nose meant something, adjusting one's glasses signaled something else, etc. Its fascinating to think that even a genteel game could include such shenanigans.

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (TN0g+)

123 They will, as usual, blend perjury with strategic obfuscation.

Ace, you are far too young to be so cynical.

Besides, what difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (0sNs1)

124 She should have a hump with a face like that.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (c27kw)

125 illicit

adjective

Breaking social norms
Unlawful

* was this helpful? *

Posted by: Clippy at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (jtM2q)

126 Dang autocorrect - multi-billionaire.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (Y74bn)

127 These are the ladies of the night you will find in very expensive hotel bars, at very exclusive VIP events, and in the contacts list of very rich men. Prices start at $5k a night.

A banking consulting firm I worked with had several on staff to help close deals.

They were a lot of fun. I'll just leave it at that.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (9s47C)

128 It's not that Bill Gates had to pay for Antonova for sex, it's that she had to be paid to have sex with Bill Gates.

Imagine having to pay big money to have a 4 have sex with you when as a billionaire you could have 8's, 9's and 10's lining up at your hotel door wanting to bang you. For free.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (k1E2D)

129 Capybaras are the camels of Rodentia. They don't spit, which is a plus

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (rbvCR)

130
Who hasn't banged a couple of Russian hookers and caught the clap at least a couple of time in one lifetime?

Posted by: Who wants to be a millionaire? at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (IifOV)

131 Nancy Mace to force a House vote of sexual misconduct report and harassment by congress members and staff. The wood chipper is no respecter of persons. Do it.

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (ehY6c)

132 My money is on email about his plan to depoplate Africa via mosquito Bourne rna virus that makes you sterile.
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Gates wanted an airbourne Covid vax to be developed so that NOBODY could "opt out".

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)

133 Posted by: Leupold at February 26, 2026 12:32 PM (eIzlH)

Yeah I can't speak to the not releasing stuff stuff. Trump will have his reasons and they will be good ones. He won't release them against those good reasons just to clear his own name. But whatever has gone on was planned for quite some time. It was supposed to be the New Russia and ruin his third term. And they want to make it his legacy and wrap it around us forever.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (wIg5s)

134 A goodly portion of the "Trump is a pedo" stuff, aside from being their final attempt to brand him with complete undisprovable bs, is "I just want to see the fucker deny it".
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (wIg5s)

And the continuing hysteria over the name Epstein. OMG! This person was arrested, or resigned, over being associated with Epstein. Why haven't there been arrests and executions.

Well, because in most cases, there's exactly zero evidence of criminal activity. Seedy activity, yes, crimes, no. And, in the cases where crimes exist, they're financial.

But everyone sees Epstein and their brain goes pedo, pedo, pedo, pedo.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (ExV1e)

135 I'm so sick of Gates and those like him. I want them finished. Will this finish Gates? I doubt it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (fZiTB)

136 Imagine having to pay big money to have a 4 have sex with you when as a billionaire you could have 8's, 9's and 10's lining up at your hotel door wanting to bang you. For free.
____

Free?

Posted by: Paternity Suit at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (Dv3i1)

137 "His former girl. Can't afford air con. Can't afford to travel to bridge.The richest man in the world is so cheap, his former bridge girl and toy, lives on a friends sofa."
Well, if she couldn't find someone else to take up the role of sugar daddy, she must not have been a very skilled whore.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (0Htd1)

138 Imma surprised Bill didn't focus on Asian pussy. It would have made his dick look bigger.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (pZ64F)

139 Donald Trump attracts attractive ladies.

Bill Gates attracts Eyegor in drag.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (utjax)

140 So he's not all bad?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:39 PM (c27kw)

141 Do these billionaires just donate to left-wing causes like environmentalism so they have an excuse to ditch their wives, attend conferences, and score some Russian kept woman mish?

Answer: Mostly.
_________

Most people will be very surprised how common it is for business travelers -- all kinds of business travelers -- to bang whores in foreign cities. It's like a Big Thing. Just go to any hotel bar and you'll see the ladies hovering around. The ultra-rich have other ways of procuring their whores.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

142 Gates was doinking so many “chess grand masters” he caught an STD, gave it to his wife and then secretly dosed her with an antibiotic that Epstein got him.

But yeah, nothing was done with forethought, devious intent or malice.

*makes ok sign*

Posted by: Vengeance at February 26, 2026 12:39 PM (T7fic)

143
Bridge playing Russian hookers?

Right.............

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 26, 2026 12:39 PM (IifOV)

144 The power of the monopoly. They had infinite DOS money, which they used to destroy anybody who might imperil their infinite DOS money.

DR DOS was faster and better, compatible with everything that ran on MS-DOS

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (9s47C)

145 Most people will be very surprised how common it is for business travelers -- all kinds of business travelers -- to bang whores in foreign cities. It's like a Big Thing.
---------------
No way.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (pZ64F)

146
Gates wanted an airbourne Covid vax to be developed so that NOBODY could "opt out".
Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)

I think I've seen this zombie film before....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (y9nCu)

147 But everyone sees Epstein and their brain goes pedo, pedo, pedo, pedo.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (ExV1e)

They chose this as the New Russia precisely because the name had all that power in it. The demented part is the name had all that power due to THEIR malfeasance and coverups. It's insanity but that's the mindfuck world we live in.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (wIg5s)

148 They've read all of those sad sack russian poets.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (c27kw)

149 131 Nancy Mace to force a House vote of sexual misconduct report and harassment by congress members and staff. The wood chipper is no respecter of persons. Do it.
____

Comity!

Posted by: Congress at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)

150 see update. WEF President and CEO resigns over Epstein ties.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)

151 No yellow!

Posted by: Hunter B. at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (0sNs1)

152 Occasionally the thought flits through my mind that society will one day pay a price for its casual "it's only sex" ethos.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 26, 2026 12:41 PM (GPa4z)

153 Resign?

Woodchipper

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 12:41 PM (utjax)

154 That is seriously disturbing.

You have 50 billion dollars, and you choose to cheat with THAT?

Worse the John Lennon choosing Yoko One over every hot chick on Earth.
Posted by: zombie

To be fair (God, how did I get here?), average looking girls are often targeted for these kinds of things. They don't get much male attention, have low self-esteem and self-worth, so they're often easier to manipulate. And, unlike really hot girls that may get a lot of other suitors (and maybe wise up, or learn to blackmail the man), average looking girls may stay "loyal" longer.

Super hot girls know it, have options, and may be a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 26, 2026 12:41 PM (JCZqz)

155 Another torpedo circled back and hit a globalist.
---------

Nothing rhymes with torpedo.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:42 PM (wIg5s)

156 That is seriously disturbing.

You have 50 billion dollars, and you choose to cheat with THAT?

I only buy middle school yearbooks for the articles.

Posted by: Bill Gates at February 26, 2026 12:42 PM (/nX+B)

157 Sharknado?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:42 PM (c27kw)

158 The ultra-rich have other ways of procuring their whores.

Usually the local security teams on foreign travel certainly have an interesting Rolodex.

the ultra-rich always have a posse that includes someone who can arrange for local talent.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 12:43 PM (nCgQz)

159 Vile
Nasty
Scum
Debauched
Evil

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)

160 Epstein, the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2026 12:43 PM (0Htd1)

161 Don't hate me just because I'm just another example amongst thousands that every girl loves a sharp-dressed man.

Posted by: billg@microsoft.com at February 26, 2026 12:43 PM (0sNs1)

162
Nothing rhymes with torpedo.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:42 PM (wIg5s)

Speedo

For those of you who now have the unfortunate mental picture of Billy Gates at the beach wearing Speedos... you're welcome.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 12:43 PM (y9nCu)

163 Fredo the torpedo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 12:43 PM (utjax)

164 Nevermind Bill Gates, Im hearing Hillary actually ate children

Any truth to this? because my inclination is to believe its true given shes a witch from hell

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (REq0p)

165 A goodly portion of the "Trump is a pedo" stuff, aside from being their final attempt to brand him with complete undisprovable bs, is "I just want to see the fucker deny it".

It’s also deflection from Ashley Biden. Half the lib NPCs conflate them to the point of saying “Trump showered with Ivanka when she was 13”.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (2xIZL)

166 This all just further proves Trump is protecting pedos!!
/s/ the entire left

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (HXT0k)

167 Imagine having to pay big money to have a 4 have sex with you when as a billionaire you could have 8's, 9's and 10's lining up at your hotel door wanting to bang you. For free.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper

Nothing's free when it comes to a 70 year old pud like that. Ask his ex.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (diia5)

168 Denise Richards did not convince me of her nuclear scientist bona fides.

Totally believe she piloted a giant starship to go fight bugs, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (6ydKt)

169 I thought herpes was the gift that keeps on giving?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (c27kw)

170
OUT: Word Economic Forum
IN: World Economic Foursome!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (wtvvX)

171 "This week's interviews of Bill and Hillary Clinton -- who are scheduled to testify to lawmakers under subpoena and behind closed doors about their relationships with Epstein and his convicted co-conspirator, Ghislaine Maxwell -- could be a pivotal moment in this effort."

Does anybody actually believe that? LOL! They are naive fools.

Bill and Hillary will just lie, obfuscate and not be able to recall and that will be the end of that.

Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (GUOwU)

172 Not sure what to make of this -

X @willchamberlain
Everyone's buried the lede here.

It's not just that the FBI subpoenaed Kash and Susie's phone records. The FBI surreptitiously recorded a phone call between Wiles AND HER LAWYER! Even worse, the lawyer KNEW the FBI recorded the conversation, and didn't tell Wiles!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (Dv3i1)

173 Nothing rhymes with torpedo.
-------------------
Libido, Speedo, Toledo...

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (pZ64F)

174 Nothing rhymes with torpedo.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:42 PM

libido, lido and tuxedo.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (0sNs1)

175 So Alex Jones was more right than wrong about the world being run by Satanist pedophiles.

Posted by: Go figure at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (TbWk/)

176 Gates is a social retard. He should be allowing his lawyer(s) to speak for him. Instead, he spits out garbage that only makes him look worse, more stupid and evil.

But... yea, he's a certified genius for copying intellectual property from others and branding it as his own.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (jtM2q)

177 155 Another torpedo circled back and hit a globalist.
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Nothing rhymes with torpedo.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:42 PM (wIg5s)

Torpedoed by their own libido.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (i0Hi3)

178 Holy Toledo!
Here comes a torpedo!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (2WIwB)

179 "Update: Like I said, these people just arrange left-wing conferences to pork prostitutes."

I suspect the WEF slimefuck was involved with financial scams, and not sex, but we'll see. Eurotrash elites have their own local prostitution and sex-ring networks. They don't need Epstein for that.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

180 And the ghey frogs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (c27kw)

181 155 Another torpedo circled back and hit a globalist.
---------

Nothing rhymes with torpedo.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:42 PM (wIg5s)

Your Speedo

Posted by: Which I'd rather not contemplate at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (TbWk/)

182 Turned on the local channel to check the weather (nice, but windy thank you), and natch right after the bill and hillary story of course they had to give some stupid "people say" thing about Trump missing from the Epstein files.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 12:46 PM (n5tGW)

183 175 So Alex Jones was more right than wrong about the world being run by Satanist pedophiles.
Posted by: Go figure at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (TbWk/)

I know, right ...

Posted by: Cassandra at February 26, 2026 12:46 PM (3sXRv)

184 Most people will be very surprised how common it is for business travelers -- all kinds of business travelers -
------

Hey, don't forget us!

US Secret Service Cartagena scandal 'involved 20 women'

Posted by: Obama's Secret Service at February 26, 2026 12:46 PM (XeU6L)

185 Torpedo?

The deck Lido.

Posted by: Cap'n Bill at February 26, 2026 12:46 PM (jhJkx)

186 Your Speedo

Posted by: Which I'd rather not contemplate at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (TbWk/)

Wouldn't take long

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (wIg5s)

187 "Another torpedo circled back and hit a globalist."
______________

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

188 179 "Update: Like I said, these people just arrange left-wing conferences to pork prostitutes."

I suspect the WEF slimefuck was involved with financial scams, and not sex, but we'll see. Eurotrash elites have their own local prostitution and sex-ring networks. They don't need Epstein for that.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

Don't care. They cavort in the muck, I don't much care which specific muck sticks to them.

Posted by: Hoist on their own petard at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (TbWk/)

189 Borge Brende was hiding in plain sight. He has angry pedophile written all over his face.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (EaLNz)

190 Everyone's buried the lede here.

It's not just that the FBI subpoenaed Kash and Susie's phone records. The FBI surreptitiously recorded a phone call between Wiles AND HER LAWYER! Even worse, the lawyer KNEW the FBI recorded the conversation, and didn't tell Wiles!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (Dv3i1)

Is this the part of the movie where Harvey keitel says , "well someone's got to go to jail"?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (i0Hi3)

191 "This week's interviews of Bill and Hillary Clinton -- who are scheduled to testify to lawmakers under subpoena and behind closed doors about their relationships with Epstein and his convicted co-conspirator, Ghislaine Maxwell

To show photos, laugh and swap stories of their own romps with Epstein's stable.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (9Hs2w)

192 More pedo

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:48 PM (wIg5s)

193 Borge is properly spelled Børge.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 26, 2026 12:48 PM (0sNs1)

194
Bill Gates consorted with many prostitutes. Despite his wealth, the women all called him things like "garden gnome" and "potato butt" when he was out of the room.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 12:48 PM (VWtfl)

195 My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

Damnnn Blade ...

Though that should make comments of the week

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 12:48 PM (3sXRv)

196 Nothing rhymes with torpedo.

Speedo? Cheet-oh? Neat-o!

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 12:49 PM (aykVA)

197 But everyone sees Epstein and their brain goes pedo, pedo, pedo, pedo.

Sex sells. Epstein’s real businesses were arms trafficking and money laundering, with yacht girls to make deals go smoother (and probably goats for the Muslims). But we’re far less likely to get much detail on those things.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 12:49 PM (2xIZL)

198 Well, I cosplayed as a Republican this morning and voted in the primary. Hopefully, Lord willing, when Cornyn loses his seat he won't suddenly decide that he no longer supports the SAVE Act.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 12:50 PM (ExV1e)

199 This is the story where the lede was buried -

X - @FoxNews
NEW: The FBI subpoenaed Kash Patel's and Susie Wiles' phone records in 2022 and 2023, when both were private citizens and as part of a federal probe into President Trump, Fox News has confirmed.

In a statement to Fox News, Patel called the move "outrageous and deeply alarming."

"It is outrageous and deeply alarming that the previous FBI leadership secretly subpoenaed my own phone records – along with those of now White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles – using flimsy pretexts and burying the entire process in prohibited case files designed to evade all oversight," he said.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 12:50 PM (Dv3i1)

200 Wasn't it said that his house was wired for sound and video?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:50 PM (c27kw)

201 26 So how I understand this is to recognize that Elon Musk and countless others can spread their seed all around and no scandal.

Oh puhleeze, Elon Musk at least had the decency to get married 19 times, and have his 27 children be legitimate. Or however many times he's been married.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2026 12:50 PM (0Htd1)

202
The libs are throwing around the label "Pedo" so much they're diluting it to the point of what their accusations of"racist" is now.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 26, 2026 12:50 PM (IifOV)

203 Microsoft was an amazing company. No culture, no products anyone liked, yet wildly successful.
__________

I used a Windows phone until '22, long after support ended. Liked the interface way more than Android or Apple. No apps, but that was just one less reason to be tied to your phone. Also considered MS slightly less evil than Google and Apple.

And I still use my Zune HD.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 12:51 PM (XvL8K)

204 But everyone sees Epstein and their brain goes pedo, pedo, pedo, pedo.

It's the story that trained all our attention on the very mundane world of international government corruption.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 12:51 PM (aykVA)

205 Gates and Andrew, pouring pure ethanol on their own funeral pyres.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2026 12:51 PM (wtvvX)

206 Laser disc player?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:51 PM (c27kw)

207 I'd wager that, before long, it will come out that he was banging underage girls.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (dK+Kv)

208 My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

Damnnn Blade ...

Though that should make comments of the week
Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 12:48 PM (3sXRv)
______

I can't take credit for that. It's from Spinal Tap ("Big Bottom").

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

209 167 Imagine having to pay big money to have a 4 have sex with you when as a billionaire you could have 8's, 9's and 10's lining up at your hotel door wanting to bang you. For free.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
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There is no pussy on this earth that's free.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (5aZAZ)

210 The libs are throwing around the label "Pedo" so much they're diluting it to the point of what their accusations of"racist" is now.
____

Have you tried our new "Racist Pedo" label ?

Posted by: Libs at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (Dv3i1)

211 The libs are throwing around the label "Pedo" so much they're diluting it to the point of what their accusations of"racist" is now.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 26, 2026 12:50 PM (IifOV)

You know who this benefits?

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (wIg5s)

212 libs are throwing around the label "Pedo" so much they're diluting it to the point of what their accusations of"racist" is now.

Well, they did drive "nazi" into the ground.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (HTa/G)

213 DR DOS was faster and better, compatible with everything that ran on MS-DOS
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Yup. And the Press all acknowledged this while saying "Still, you should stick with MS-DOS so you don't get fired."

The Tech Press in the '80s and '90s was just awful.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (8/Qda)

214 see update. WEF President and CEO resigns over Epstein ties.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)

this is what amazes me, the richest of the administrative elite plot to control the world, control who spends and who buys, forcing any who oppose them to be slain or bound as prisoners are; trampling the nations of man beneath their economic and social sovereignty. Their creation will be the unending control of the future and understanding of the past making the eternal present captive to their whims and plans. They plot to say who lives and dies, to darken the heavens and chain the oceans, and then they resign and try to commit suicide when it was found they were playing patty-cakes with a guy who owns an island and ran massive shadow banking system.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (rbvCR)

215 And I still use my Zune HD.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 12:51 PM

I loved Zune. So much better and easier to use than that damned Apple Itunes.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (IifOV)

216 Gates wanted an airbourne Covid vax to be developed so that NOBODY could "opt out".
Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)

There was a lot of that shit which is also getting forgotten. I remember I was in the breakroom and they had Colbert on. I was hustling through to avoid listening but caught him making a joke about using the military to catch, vaxx and release people like animals.

I really would have liked to have shot Colbert right then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (bss/y)

217 These are the ladies of the night you will find in very expensive hotel bars, at very exclusive VIP events, and in the contacts list of very rich men. Prices start at $5k a night.

==

they are just working their way through law school

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 12:53 PM (/M/4v)

218 Holy crap Mila Antonova looks like a 12 year old Greta Thunberg!

The heart wants what the heart wants.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2026 12:53 PM (0Htd1)

219 I was a pretty critical commander in an area heavily targeted for Russian collection activity. I was briefed about honeypots and other collection techniques. I was ready...

I never got my Anna Chapman 😢

Posted by: Military Moron at February 26, 2026 12:53 PM (JCZqz)

220 Bill Gates Is Very, Very, Very Sorry He ~~Inadvertently~~ Consorted With a Convicted Child Trafficker

I now rate this as 100% true.

Posted by: No Name Today at February 26, 2026 12:53 PM (8mulE)

221 I can't take credit for that. It's from Spinal Tap ("Big Bottom").
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand

Posted by: 'Nuff Said at February 26, 2026 12:53 PM (Dv3i1)

222 I was briefed about honeypots and other collection techniques.

As one co-worker put it. "I know how ugly I am. Any woman who starts flirting with me is more than likely a foreign agent."

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 12:54 PM (+4yJ5)

223 There is no pussy on this earth that's free.

Except for trophy hunters who go after NBA types.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 12:55 PM (kHd4y)

224 The main problem with Bill Gates is the fact that he is so frigging rich. Many people are awe-struck over his billions, his huge success with Microsoft. His nerdy looks are a misconception, and it has allowed him to experiment with vaccines, attempting to "block out the sun", and other destructive notions because it is Bill Gates! Bill Gates!, the computer genius! He is just an ordinary person who has a junior-high sexual mentality who probably struck out with the girls in school and is making up for lost time.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2026 12:55 PM (ycLNs)

225 I think the "nuclear physicist" was chiefly concerned with splitting the Nut Atom. (To borrow a joke from Empire of Jeff, I think.)

Wouldn't that be "bust the nut atom"?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 26, 2026 12:55 PM (W6ZwL)

226 Doubt anything will come of it, but glad that it's causing the Clintons a modicum of distress. Goose, gander, assemblage.

And it can always be known that Bill and Hillary are part of the Pedo Cartel.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 12:55 PM (n5tGW)

227 This was a lot easier with background videos still playing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:55 PM (c27kw)

228 OUT: Word Economic Forum
IN: World Economic Foursome!
Posted by: Tex Lovera

I'm in!!!

Posted by: Former Rep Katie Hill at February 26, 2026 12:56 PM (JCZqz)

229 Rupert Lowe sounds better than Trump.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:58 PM (c27kw)

230 The libs are throwing around the label "Pedo" so much they're diluting it to the point of what their accusations of"racist" is now.
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 26, 2026 12:50 PM (IifOV)

Racist used to mean "people who hate minorites"
Racist now means "people minorities hate"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 12:58 PM (rbvCR)

231 > US Secret Service Cartagena scandal 'involved 20 women'

That never got the full attention it deserved. Everyone basically focused on USSS stupidly having sex with prostitutes. Nobody I saw paid attention to the fact that prostitution in Cartagena is run by the cartels. USSS handed some of the most dangerous people on the planet inside access and blackmail opportunity for ongoing access.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2026 12:58 PM (Yp6az)

232 223 There is no pussy on this earth that's free.

Except for trophy hunters who go after NBA types.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

Yeah, no cost at all...

Posted by: Zombie Kobe Bryant at February 26, 2026 12:58 PM (JCZqz)

233 Flags ordered at half mast in Michigan today for The reverend Jackson.

Whitmer would pull down old glory if she had a bloody dump this morning.

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2026 12:59 PM (5z+pZ)

234 I loved Zune. So much better and easier to use than that damned Apple Itunes.
Posted by: Frank Barone
__________

And the monthly subscription included five MP3s that were yours to keep even if the subscription was cancelled.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 12:59 PM (XvL8K)

235 And the continuing hysteria over the name Epstein. OMG! This person was arrested, or resigned, over being associated with Epstein. Why haven't there been arrests and executions.

Well, because in most cases, there's exactly zero evidence of criminal activity. Seedy activity, yes, crimes, no. And, in the cases where crimes exist, they're financial.

But everyone sees Epstein and their brain goes pedo, pedo, pedo, pedo.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (ExV1e)

Epstein sold access and information, the girls were just the side business to gather the access and information.

Some of the people in the files had nothing to do with the pedo activities, they were just people that happened to have an interaction with Epstein/Maxwell. It would be like being accused of being a pedo because you are friends with someone on Facebook who was arrested for kiddie porn. You were only "friends" because you went to the same elementary school 35 years prior and hadn't seen the guy in 30 years.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 12:59 PM (k1E2D)

236 Is he still dead?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (c27kw)

237 I was a pretty critical commander in an area heavily targeted for Russian collection activity. I was briefed about honeypots and other collection techniques. I was ready...

I never got my Anna Chapman 😢
Posted by: Military Moron
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I recall the security briefings where we were constantly reminded that breachs very often involved women and alcohol. After one such briefing I commented to the presenter that I most certainly had never compromised anything...but...on the other hand, I'd never been offered whiskey and women.

Turns out, not everyone appreciates my sense of humor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (XeU6L)

238 Stand by for media narrative change: Out - everything in the Epstein files is true. In - nothing in the Epstein files is true unless it smears Trump.

All these scum bags are now admitting everything because they know there is no chance of prosecuting anybody for any of this.

So, please let the inter-webs move on to something else.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (9X60i)

239 138 Imma surprised Bill didn't focus on Asian pussy. It would have made his dick look bigger.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (pZ64F)

Eric Fartwell - "That's my bag, baby - the Panda Express 5's are mine!".

Also, aren't their bottom teeth slanted? Might have been a turn off for Bill.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (9Ovst)

240 Do Russki prostitutes reek of cheap perfume and borscht?

Posted by: The Sniffer at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (oftw2)

241 Gates’s cheapness verified. My friend used to work as a limo driver at a very famous golf course in GA. He once said he drove Mr Gates from the airport to the course and back. Mr Gates did not offer a tip. The friend also said Mr Gates would not offer tips to the caddie either. It was also rumored that Mr Gates once made a hole in one and skipped out on buying drinks for everyone afterwards.

Posted by: Mark in SC at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (Vvo0d)

242 The Epstein Op worked better than anyone thought.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2026 01:01 PM (IivNP)

243 So far the left's response on Epstein is...

All these leftwing people were tricked, scammed, and scapegoated...BY DRUMPF!!!!

Who is the only real Epstein client!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

244 Trafficking women to no one is highly proffitabe. How does that work?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:03 PM (c27kw)

245 I would have chased the rocket ship scientist.

Posted by: torabora at February 26, 2026 01:03 PM (VyHk9)

246 What a horrible man. I wonder if any of his kids think he's a weirdo with sociopathic tendencies or the money makes up for that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 01:03 PM (PFs9e)

247 Gates’s cheapness verified. My friend used to work as a limo driver at a very famous golf course in GA. He once said he drove Mr Gates from the airport to the course and back. Mr Gates did not offer a tip. The friend also said Mr Gates would not offer tips to the caddie either. It was also rumored that Mr Gates once made a hole in one and skipped out on buying drinks for everyone afterwards.
Posted by: Mark in SC at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (Vvo0d)

According to John Dvorak, Gates used to buy coach tickets on planes and then "allow" himself to be upgraded to 1st class by the airlines.
This ended after he got hit with a cream pie.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 01:03 PM (rbvCR)

248 Afternoon Ace.
Wonder if Hillary has killed any of the Republicans yet .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:03 PM (HYqoK)

249 how good could the snatch have been? Alas Windows never dumped Solitaire for Bridge

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2026 01:04 PM (FZYNt)

250 so, just dining with Epstein a couple times, over the period of a year or so, is damning enough to make a person have to resign as the head of WEF? I would think it would take something big, something really important, to make someone let go of something as prestigious and powerful as being the President and CEO of this organization.

But all he did was have dinner a couple of times. Uh huh. I'm not sure I really want to know all the things these people did, with or because of, or in service to Epstein.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at February 26, 2026 01:05 PM (nz1sK)

251 Trafficking women to no one is highly proffitabe. How does that work?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:03 PM (c27kw)

Step 1: Do a lot of mission critical work for the CIA
Step 2: Know enough to seriously damage the CIA if brought to trial for anything.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 01:05 PM (rbvCR)

252 Whiskey and women almost wrecked my life.
If it wasn't for whiskey and women,
I'd have money today.

Posted by: Skid Row Stanley at February 26, 2026 01:05 PM (oftw2)

253 Everybody knows this is an admission of a Mann Act criminal violation, right?

Posted by: Nom de Blog at February 26, 2026 01:05 PM (pk0sF)

254 Those poor Russian hookers. Forced to touch Bill!

Posted by: RandomDave at February 26, 2026 01:05 PM (aJQbY)

255 how good could the snatch have been? Alas Windows never dumped Solitaire for Bridge
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2026 01:04 PM (FZYNt)

It must have been the elusive snapping pussy

Posted by: MAC V SOG at February 26, 2026 01:07 PM (G00x4)

256 Except for trophy hunters who go after NBA types.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 12:55 PM (kHd4y)
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Do you actually think even those women just put out and then go away? LMFAO

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 01:07 PM (5aZAZ)

257 Do you actually think even those women just put out and then go away? LMFAO
Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 01:07 PM (5aZAZ)

I thought one paid these broads to just go away?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 26, 2026 01:08 PM (9Ovst)

258 Mann Act? Is that the one with the stately lions and immortal porpoises?

Posted by: 101 Jokes For All Occasions at February 26, 2026 01:08 PM (oftw2)

259 Do you actually think even those women just put out and then go away? LMFAO
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You pay them to go away. Duh.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:09 PM (pZ64F)

260 I suspect the WEF slimefuck was involved with financial scams, and not sex, but we'll see. Eurotrash elites have their own local prostitution and sex-ring networks. They don't need Epstein for that.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

And I'm sure that you can still get underage stuff in Cuba, possibly other areas of South America, and most of Asia.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)

261 George Best : I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars . The rest I squandered

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM (HYqoK)

262 Im not a fan of tipping either. But im not as rich as Bill Gates. Who is only super duper rich because IBM wouldn't pay Gates a lump sum for DOS and instead only paid per unit installation on what they thought would be a limited run of machines.
Boy were they wrong.
Now WE have to pay a yearly subscription or figure out work arounds while Gates figures out reach arounds.
It's disgusting.

Posted by: torabora at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM (VyHk9)

263 You pay them to go away. Duh.

==

that's what I thought!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM (/M/4v)

264 War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM (+nEug)

265 The Chess Player or the Physicist?

So, that whole Chest Player thing, exactly what kind of boob action is that?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM (0Htd1)

266 258 Mann Act? Is that the one with the stately lions and immortal porpoises?
Posted by: 101 Jokes For All Occasions at February 26, 2026 01:08 PM (oftw2)

The Mann Act is when you have scientific data that conflicts with your (alarmist) hypothesis and/or model and thus you "hide the decline" in order to make the nu-data "fit" your model.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (9Ovst)

267 Do Russki prostitutes reek of cheap perfume and borscht?
Posted by: The Sniffer at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (oftw2)
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They used to.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (RIvkX)

268 259 Do you actually think even those women just put out and then go away? LMFAO
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You pay them to go away. Duh.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:09 PM (pZ64F)
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Yes, hence my original comment that there is no pussy on earth that's free.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (5aZAZ)

269 246 What a horrible man. I wonder if any of his kids think he's a weirdo with sociopathic tendencies or the money makes up for that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Given that they will be inheriting about $1 billion each that probably makes up for it.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (+4yJ5)

270 252 Whiskey and women almost wrecked my life.
If it wasn't for whiskey and women,
I'd have money today.
Posted by: Skid Row Stanley at February 26, 2026 01:05 PM (oftw2)

Birds, booze, and fast cars ...other than that I wasted my money

Posted by: zombie Georgie Best at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (3sXRv)

271 234 I loved Zune. So much better and easier to use than that damned Apple Itunes.
Posted by: Frank Barone
__________

And the monthly subscription included five MP3s that were yours to keep even if the subscription was cancelled.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 12:59 PM (XvL8K)

Learned very quickly to burn everything to a physical CD wav file once all of my LEGAL Napster tunes all of a sudden stopped working when the DRM was removed from them. I haven't bought a song on Itunes in years and burn all my music from Youtube and the local library.

:::inserts .gif of black dude pointing at his head:::

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (k1E2D)

272 I sure hope no one wins. Is India gonna put up with this lying down?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (c27kw)

273 War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan.

===

hmm...any chance Pakistan nukes Afghanistan ??

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 01:12 PM (/M/4v)

274 264 War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM (+nEug)

Yup, and a lot of that military equipment the Taliban is sending to the Pakistani border looks awfully familiar.

https://x.com/RealestMercury/status/2027064582527713379

Gee, wonder where they got that US gear from?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 26, 2026 01:12 PM (9Ovst)

275 264 War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Posted by: Ben Had

Rooting for huge casualties on both sides.

Posted by: Inshallah! at February 26, 2026 01:12 PM (oftw2)

276 Back in the day, I was stationed for 4 years at NAS Moffett Field in Mountain View, CA. There was a Russian consulate in San Francisco at the time. There were KGB all over the Bay Area looking for information. We were repeatedly warned about them. Never was approached by a honey pot, darn it.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 26, 2026 01:13 PM (Y1sOo)

277 275 264 War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Posted by: Ben Had

Rooting for huge casualties on both sides.
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Hopefully, it lasts for years. Anyway....

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:13 PM (pZ64F)

278 hmm...any chance Pakistan nukes Afghanistan ??
Posted by: runner

Seems like a waste of money.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 01:13 PM (diia5)

279 Racist used to mean "people who hate minorites"
Racist now means "people minorities hate"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 12:58 PM (rbvCR)

We would have also accepted people who disagree with the Left

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:13 PM (wIg5s)

280 261 George Best : I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars . The rest I squandered
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM (HYqoK)

That's what I get for stepping away for a moment.

Birds, booze, and fast cars ...other than that I wasted my money
Posted by: zombie Georgie Best at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (3sXRv)

Posted by: zombie Georgie Best at February 26, 2026 01:13 PM (3sXRv)

281 War breaking out. Let them fight.

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 01:14 PM (ehY6c)

282 240 Do Russki prostitutes reek of cheap perfume and borscht?

is trick question. cheap perfume is borshch.

Posted by: anastasiya at February 26, 2026 01:14 PM (sGtp+)

283 hmm...any chance Pakistan nukes Afghanistan ??
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 01:12 PM (/M/4v)
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Bomb them forward to the Stone Age? I doubt they'd want to do them that much of a favor.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 01:14 PM (5aZAZ)

284 Those things look like MRAPs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:15 PM (c27kw)

285 Yes, hence my original comment that there is no pussy on earth that's free.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (5aZAZ)

Well I have a pretty open schedule

Posted by: Jonah G. at February 26, 2026 01:15 PM (wIg5s)

286
And I'm sure that you can still get underage stuff in Cuba, possibly other areas of South America, and most of Asia.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)

You can go to LA where the prostitutes ply their trade on the street and there are underage girls there today, sadly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 01:15 PM (Pt3hn)

287 Url shorteners are your friends.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:15 PM (c27kw)

288 You can go to LA where the prostitutes ply their trade on the street and there are underage girls there today, sadly.
----------------
Yep. CA really, really, really sucks.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:16 PM (pZ64F)

289 Denise Richards did not convince me of her nuclear scientist bona fides.

Totally believe she piloted a giant starship to go fight bugs, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (6ydKt)
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Bring her back!

https://tinyurl.com/yrteb9wh

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 01:16 PM (plFPI)

290 Well I have a pretty open schedule
Posted by: Jonah G. at February 26, 2026 01:15 PM (wIg5s)
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I lol'd

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 01:16 PM (5aZAZ)

291 Pakistan has oblitered eastern Afghanistan, causing fives of dollars in damages.

Posted by: Wally at February 26, 2026 01:16 PM (pduCL)

292 Trafficking women to no one is highly proffitabe. How does that work?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:03 PM (c27kw)

'Prince' Andrew and Lord Mendelson weren't arrested for sex crimes. You know what's really, really profitable? Investing in something that the government will announce next week to be getting a huge amount of tax dollars.

No trafficking of girls required.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:16 PM (ExV1e)

293 You can go to LA where the prostitutes ply their trade on the street and there are underage girls there today, sadly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 01:15 PM (Pt3hn)

But are they conversant in Thermo Nuclear Warhead design?

Posted by: zombie Georgie Best at February 26, 2026 01:17 PM (3sXRv)

294 War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM

A plague on both their houses.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 01:17 PM (bFu5X)

295 I honestly believe that the public's overwhelming fascination with the "sex-capade" aspect of the Epstein matter is exactly what The Powers That Be are praying continues. As horrible as it is, the girls were just party favors for clients. The real story is about money. Epstein's business was about moving/hiding/washing large sums of money for his clients. That's the information that will bring down banks and governments. And that's the information they hope to distract attention form with lurid tales of sex.

Posted by: lxim at February 26, 2026 01:17 PM (rH8/3)

296 Do you actually think even those women just put out and then go away? LMFAO

Years ago, this one woman was interviewed by some sports oriented channel in response to several NBA players, trying to explain their infidelity, that there are indeed a number of 9's and 10's who seek out these high status players at away games who want to add to their sexual résumé high profile men.

And yes, there are some women who get knocked up by these guys and then seek paternity payoffs. (which is what kicked off the discussions on Side Line Hotties back in the 80s and 90s)

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 01:17 PM (kHd4y)

297 Can we haz panoramic view turdworldfuckstains?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:18 PM (c27kw)

298 Birds, booze, and fast cars ...other than that I wasted my money
Posted by: zombie Georgie Best
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Henry Manney, commenting on the E-type Jag: "The greatest crumpet-catcher known to man"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 01:18 PM (XeU6L)

299

"All Trump had to do was call it a hoax and Dems let their TDS override their protection racket. "

It's a shame people think he's a moron. LOL.

"War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan."

Can you imagine the body odor stank. Woof.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at February 26, 2026 01:18 PM (et1vG)

300 Now WE have to pay a yearly subscription or figure out work arounds while Gates figures out reach arounds.

L-I-N-U-X.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:18 PM (ExV1e)

301 Wait...is Itunes still a thing? Spotify is free.
And get off my lawn.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 01:18 PM (n5tGW)

302 War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
___

Just great. Roberts just took away Trump's ability to use tariffs to negotiate a cease fire.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 01:18 PM (Dv3i1)

303 272 I sure hope no one wins. Is India gonna put up with this lying down?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (c27kw)

It would be nice to see a 3 Way Dance for the Shitbag World Championship belt.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 01:19 PM (k1E2D)

304 "A plague on both their houses"

Is that an order?

Posted by: Fauci's Chinese Bioweapons Lab at February 26, 2026 01:19 PM (pduCL)

305 The real story is about money. Epstein's business was about moving/hiding/washing large sums of money for his clients. That's the information that will bring down banks and governments. And that's the information they hope to distract attention form with lurid tales of sex.
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Bingo. Its like 'investigative journalists' don't want to investigate. I wonder why?

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:19 PM (pZ64F)

306 There once was a fellow from Redmomd
Who's bell end had started to redden.
He said with no glee, it burns when I pee!
Hey Melinda, drink this and ask me no questions.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:19 PM (zncNU)

307 Henry Manney, commenting on the E-type Jag: "The greatest crumpet-catcher known to man"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 01:18 PM (XeU6L)

He's not wrong ...

Posted by: zombie Georgie Best at February 26, 2026 01:19 PM (3sXRv)

308

There's a guy on X named Dave Collum, smart dude.

Don't scroll his feed before going to sleep.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at February 26, 2026 01:20 PM (et1vG)

309 200 Wasn't it said that his house was wired for sound and video?

these days he'd just use bluetooth

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 01:20 PM (sGtp+)

310 Nood

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 01:20 PM (Pt3hn)

311 Nood. FBI.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

312 Windows 7 was the apex. Everything after that has been total ass.
Posted by: The enshittification continues apace at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (TbWk/)

I agree!

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (fYhK6)

313 Apparently, war broke out between Lauren Boebert and Hillary Clinton today, as well, during that hag's testimony on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (Y1sOo)

314 300 Now WE have to pay a yearly subscription or figure out work arounds while Gates figures out reach arounds.

L-I-N-U-X.

nothing bad could ever happen to that

Posted by: systemd is getting larger at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (sGtp+)

315 Marjorie Wallace was Miss USA and later Miss World. While she was in London, she "dated" Tom Jones, George Best, and race car driver Peter Revson. Revson was married, so that caused a scandal and Marjorie became the first beauty queen to be dethroned, decrowned, or whatever it is that they do to pageant winners.

Posted by: Hot Blonde Follies. at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (oftw2)

316 You don't say.

>>"I think what you're seeing in Britain is, the charges against Prince Andrew and the former ambassador weren't sex-related crimes. They were more with respect to treason and selling secrets and things like that," he explained.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 01:22 PM (viF8m)

317 289 Denise Richards did not convince me of her nuclear scientist bona fides.

Totally believe she piloted a giant starship to go fight bugs, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (6ydKt)
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Bring her back!

https://tinyurl.com/yrteb9wh
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 01:16 PM (plFPI)

She was hot back in the day. She turned 54 on Feb 17.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 01:22 PM (fYhK6)

318 Good, everyone's running upstairs--

Help, Horde! I got a call this morning from (turns out to be) a medical transport company in S. Idaho-- missed the call--

I think BIL is on his way here! Aw, sh!t...

Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (rdVOm)

319 286
And I'm sure that you can still get underage stuff in Cuba, possibly other areas of South America, and most of Asia.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)

You can go to LA where the prostitutes ply their trade on the street and there are underage girls there today, sadly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 01:15 PM (Pt3hn)

You can find that in every town in the US sadly. Plenty of illegals using the drug trade to finance the ho bidness.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (k1E2D)

320 "Which is what kicked off the discussion of sideline hotties back in the 80s and 90s"

Well, not to brag, but I might have had a little to do with that discussion in the 90s.

Posted by: Magic Johnson at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (pduCL)

321 "However, one of Gates' main advisers and confidants, Boris Nikolic, introduced her to Epstein in 2013..."

CKGSB, Cheung King Graduate School of Business,
Trans-Siberian to Startup: How Boris Nikolic Found His Path in Cleantech

Life at CKGSB
2014 Intake
Politics
Business

Fascinating. "In January 2011, he took up a job at the mayor' office in Belgrade."

(Note: Serbia became a Global Peace Operations Initiative (GPOI) partner, receiving security assistance for peacekeeping, and, in July, aided the U.S. by resettling two former Guantanamo detainees in 2011.)

Then he traveled and finally decided to pursue an MBA in China, where he did research on wind and solar power.
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Database notion site
Boris Nikolic, Physician

"House Oversight emails show Nikolic was part of Jeffrey Epstein's social and networking circle from at least 2012 through 2019, serving as a bridge between Epstein, Bill Gates, European media elites, and global political networks.
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Sounds like a bunch of spies. 🤔

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (NFX2v)

322 imho, Bill Gates deserves everything he gets after his malaria operations in other countries. (And the old lady isn't faultless either.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 01:30 PM (NFX2v)

323 Is it a secret that Davos is flooded with high-priced hookers every time the "World Economic Forum" comes around?
WEF...the Whore Employment Foundation.

Posted by: UncleJefe at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (gAuAm)

324 Other than a pervert, Borge looks like a very mean man who would look comfortable in a SS uniform.

I still want to know how Gates was going to secretly give Melinda antibiotics. Empty capsule in her OJ? Sedate her and inject her hip?

Pretend they are love pills..."Honey, I got these pills which promise tantric sex. Sting recommends it! You can achieve this but without all the yoga."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 26, 2026 01:56 PM (WONhk)

325 BREAKING: Hillary Clinton testified she has no information on Jeffrey Epstein's crimes and that she doesn't recall meeting him.

Clinton appeared before House lawmakers for a closed-door deposition as part of the congressional investigation into Epstein.

She shared her opening statement online, which reads, in part:

"I had no idea about [Jeffrey Epstein's and Ghislaine Maxwell's] criminal activities. I do not recall ever encountering Mr. Epstein. I never flew on his plane or visited his island homes or offices. I have nothing to add to that."

Her husband, former President Bill Clinton, is scheduled to testify tomorrow in the investigation.

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 02:07 PM (RHGPo)

326 I was a pretty critical commander in an area heavily targeted for Russian collection activity. I was briefed about honeypots and other collection techniques. I was ready...

I never got my Anna Chapman 😢
Posted by: Military Moron
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I recall the security briefings where we were constantly reminded that breachs very often involved women and alcohol. After one such briefing I commented to the presenter that I most certainly had never compromised anything...but...on the other hand, I'd never been offered whiskey and women.

Turns out, not everyone appreciates my sense of humor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (XeU6L)

Read a memoir of a Soviet GRU spy who once had a car collision with someone in Austria and exchanged contact information found out the dude worked at a major NATO base in Italy. Sadly for the spy, they were forbidden by Moscow to continue with this one guy, but his boss told him that hitting his car on purpose would be a good way to make a contact and the agency would pay for the damages.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (8avO+)

327 Boebert is better looking on her worst day than Hillary on her best ever day.

Posted by: torabora at February 26, 2026 03:09 PM (3IEWI)

328 Who did Gates bang other than Natasha Fatale? How about Boris or Fearless Leader?

Posted by: Bill been bad at February 26, 2026 03:42 PM (fKeBm)

329 Hillary can't remember anything except wiping Bill's hard drive

Posted by: Hal Dall MD at February 26, 2026 04:15 PM (BGV86)

330 Gates wants to control your child's future and Carrier

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 26, 2026 05:56 PM (wGqjj)

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Bill Gates Is Very, Very, Very Sorry He Inadvertently Consorted With a Convicted Child Trafficker and Banged Russian "Dates" Procured by Jeffrey EpsteinUPDATE: President and CEO of the WEF Resigns Over Epstein Ties

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Bill Gates Is Very, Very, Very Sorry He Inadvertently Consorted With a Convicted Child Trafficker and Banged Russian "Dates" Procured by Jeffrey Epstein
UPDATE: President and CEO of the WEF Resigns Over Epstein Ties