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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - February 25, 2026 [TRex]
Good evening Horde. The time has come for very random mid-week shenanigans of the post-cafe overnight variety.
Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and sit a spell. Good will offerings of amusing puns are happily accepted. Pants are optional. Giraffes are excused. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. [Top photo: Texas State Capitol Dome, Austin, Texas]
There's a lot going on here:
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - moovin on at February 25, 2026 10:00 PM (rlEvI)
Posted by: mindful webworker - moovin on at February 25, 2026 10:01 PM (rlEvI)
Hello
Posted by: four seasons at February 25, 2026 10:01 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 25, 2026 10:01 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 25, 2026 10:01 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2026 10:02 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at February 25, 2026 10:02 PM (JRP2U)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2026 10:02 PM (/lPRQ)
Emerald Robinson @Emerald Robinson .6h
First, Trump took down Maduro in Venezuela.
Then he ordered a blockade on Cuba.
Then he canceled China's control of Panama Canal.
Then he hit the biggest drug poster in Mexico.
Trump's rolling up the entire network in our hemisphere.
Donroe
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Read that the Panamanian govt voted out the sale control of the canal to Blackrock and Maersk will take the agreement,
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 10:02 PM (j9zxt)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 25, 2026 10:03 PM (QGaXH)
Might need some prayers - PET Scan results are less than encouraging. See the oncologist tomorrow afternoon; will know more then...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 25, 2026 10:03 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2026 10:03 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2026 10:03 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 10:04 PM (j9zxt)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2026 10:04 PM (2WIwB)
The fact that there is a BK in Pittsburgh that is recognized by the Police scanner folks is priceless.
Thanks T-Rex. You bring it every Wednesday!
Posted by: moki at February 25, 2026 10:05 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Piper at February 25, 2026 10:06 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 10:06 PM (j9zxt)
Posted by: mindful webworker - moovin on at February 25, 2026 10:00 PM (rlEvI)
Shhhiiii... it reached 80 today. Dang it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 25, 2026 10:06 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 25, 2026 10:06 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: moki at February 25, 2026 10:05 PM
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Awww, shucks... Thank you and thanks for being here!
Posted by: TRex - THAT dino at February 25, 2026 10:06 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 25, 2026 10:03 PM (QGaXH)
Wow - a '10' for a guy who's a '10'....smile....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 25, 2026 10:07 PM (QGaXH)
Taller than the US White House.
Only when it’s wearing its hat.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 25, 2026 10:07 PM (1NuH7)
Posted by: Piper at February 25, 2026 10:07 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 25, 2026 10:07 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 25, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 25, 2026 10:07 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 25, 2026 10:08 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: purely an academic question at February 25, 2026 10:08 PM (F/35S)
I need to borrow an 'Ette. Would one of you so kindly bash my brains in with a hammer until all that's left is a bloody paste? I'm having yet another massive gout flare up and I need one if you to end it all for me. I ask for an 'Ette because I know women are capable of inflicting great violence with only love in their hearts.
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2026 10:08 PM (U17Kq)
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 25, 2026 10:07 PM
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This. From all of us.
Posted by: TRex - prayerful dino at February 25, 2026 10:08 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 25, 2026 10:03 PM (QGaXH)
Wow - a '10' for a guy who's a '10'....smile....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 25, 2026 10:07 PM (QGaXH)
You two want to be alone?
Just wear a rubber dude, he looks greasy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 25, 2026 10:08 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 25, 2026 10:07 PM (hJH5n)
How about the Capitol Records building?*
*Does it still even exist? Maybe senior housing?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 25, 2026 10:08 PM (uQesX)
Nothing to see in Kansas so just catching a corner of it isn't missing much.
Not much into Florida. Good. Yankee locusts.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2026 10:09 PM (/lPRQ)
Those folks in Pittsburgh must be getting stir crazy. Or maybe they are just getting their winter doldrums on. Whatever it is, it's hilarious to read about!
Thanks for the aircraft. Always good to see military aircraft.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2026 10:09 PM (kB9dk)
Is this just me?
I'm on Opera now. Seems to be working. This is the most appreciation I've felt for Opera since I first saw Little Ben Shapiro's sister's sweater puppies.
Posted by: Pastafarian at February 25, 2026 10:09 PM (sifs3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 25, 2026 10:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: moki at February 25, 2026 10:10 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 25, 2026 10:10 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at February 25, 2026 10:10 PM (VCgbV)
How can you not love our USA Hockey team????
Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2026 10:10 PM (tj6OY)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 25, 2026 10:10 PM (zuIfz)
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High School field trip, circa 1977 or 78. Science class. Part science stuff, part Navy recruiting. Massive facility. Wasn't in operation tho' when we went.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2026 10:10 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2026 10:11 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Robert
I see you've had experience with redheads. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2026 10:11 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2026 10:09 PM
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At least this week they kept their clothes on!
Posted by: TRex - spring is coming! at February 25, 2026 10:12 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 25, 2026 10:12 PM (sAmhv)
Me likey! I want one!
Posted by: GWB at February 25, 2026 10:12 PM (olkli)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 25, 2026 10:13 PM (A3+q6)
Posted by: Robert
Prednisone
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2026 10:13 PM (/lPRQ)
🙏🙏🙏
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at February 25, 2026 10:13 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Ike's presidential library at February 25, 2026 10:13 PM (2Ez/1)
I guess the FCC cracked down on that. So we don’t get test pilots hawking their favorite breakfast cereals any longer. Fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 25, 2026 10:13 PM (pV4LT)
Might need some prayers - PET Scan results are less than encouraging. See the oncologist tomorrow afternoon; will know more then...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 25, 2026 10:03 PM (SRRAx)
Absolutely, coming your way.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2026 10:13 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 25, 2026 10:13 PM (ttTv+)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 25, 2026 10:13 PM (A3+q6)
Damn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 25, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2026 10:08 PM (U17Kq)
I won't do that, but I highly encourage you to drink cherry juice, lay off red meat, seafood and gluten, and focus on chicken/fish, fruits, veggies and rice. That is the only way I got through my gout attack, and have prevented recurrent attacks without meds (I can't take them due to kidney issues.) Ice packs underneath the foot also help. God bless and may this run its course quickly.
Posted by: moki at February 25, 2026 10:13 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 25, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 25, 2026 10:10 PM
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Danke!
Posted by: TRex - calling the ball at February 25, 2026 10:15 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2026 10:15 PM (tj6OY)
South Side. 1820 East Carson - Burger King. Yes, that one. Caller says a woman wearing cat ears is threatening to beat up and scratch employees. She has supposedly been kicked out once before.
.....
Anna, get your bish under control!
Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)
My parents took me on a very similar route that took one month in the 60’s one Summer in a 1956 Chevy sedan - you know the two tone robin blue and white model with colors separated by a chrome stripe. Still have the pictures and most of memories (getting older has a few disadvantages but still preferred to alternative).
Posted by: epador at February 25, 2026 10:16 PM (TRnzq)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 25, 2026 10:13 PM
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Howdy COMM!
Posted by: TRex - capitol dino at February 25, 2026 10:16 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2026 10:16 PM (kB9dk)
For me, what set off attacks were peas, and liver.
Posted by: Pastafarian at February 25, 2026 10:17 PM (sifs3)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2026 10:17 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2026 10:17 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 25, 2026 10:03 PM (QGaXH)
Wow - a '10' for a guy who's a '10'....smile....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 25, 2026 10:07 PM (QGaXH)
You two want to be alone?
Just wear a rubber dude, he looks greasy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 25, 2026 10:08 PM (zZu0s)
Laughing!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 25, 2026 10:17 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Robert
So you're the guy Mrs D has been seeing!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2026 10:18 PM (2WIwB)
Might need some prayers - PET Scan results are less than encouraging. See the oncologist tomorrow afternoon; will know more then...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 25, 2026 10:03 PM (SRRAx)
You got it TiFW
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 25, 2026 10:18 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: epador at February 25, 2026 10:16 PM (TRnzq)
Thats some cool shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2026 10:19 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2026 10:19 PM (tj6OY)
I'm guessing that 'no context human' photo was before you lost all that weight...🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 25, 2026 10:19 PM (ttTv+)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 25, 2026 10:13 PM (A3+q6)
Thalidomide Rex the Kid. Fastest flippers in the West!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2026 10:20 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 25, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)
Considering the quality of legislation that comes out of many states, perhaps we would be better off if it was.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 25, 2026 10:20 PM (bhZyo)
The fact that there is a BK in Pittsburgh that is recognized by the Police scanner folks is priceless.
Posted by: moki
They've got a Wendy's they're calling "the Thunderdome Wendy's" too.
Ronald is missing out.
Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Robert
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See a Doc and ask for Allopurinol. It's to reduce the uric acid that causes gout. As others have said, lay off the fatty meats and eat cherries or buy "cherry extract." It's a herbal supplement. Also lay off the booze. If possible.
*I'm not a doctor... there may be other meds, talk to yours first*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2026 10:22 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 25, 2026 10:22 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Berserker
Preparation H? Doan's?
Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 25, 2026 10:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2026 10:26 PM (Ezs10)
Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2026 10:21 PM
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One of the under-reported parts of the visit to the White House by the Men's hockey team was that PDJT bought McDonalds double cheeseburgers for them to have lunch at the WH.
Posted by: TRex - grimace is not a dino at February 25, 2026 10:26 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: Robert
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So, you're asking for my #1.
I think she loved me more than any of my wives.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 10:26 PM (j9zxt)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2026 10:19 PM (tj6OY)
I'm really itching to do that one day. Take a few months and cruise around the country.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2026 10:27 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2026 10:26 PM
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Neither is the Burger King or Wendy's in Pittsburgh. Guess we each have our own list...
Posted by: TRex - scanning dino at February 25, 2026 10:28 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2026 10:27 PM
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Do it. Seriously. Lots of land of the free and home of the brave to see out there.
Posted by: TRex - road trip dino at February 25, 2026 10:29 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: JQ at February 25, 2026 10:30 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Joemarine at February 25, 2026 10:30 PM (y171U)
Posted by: jocon307 at February 25, 2026 10:31 PM (EuROc)
For me, what set off attacks were peas, and liver.
Posted by: Pastafarian at February 25, 2026 10:17 PM (sifs3)
Phrasing? But then again, dried tart cherries are grateful.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 25, 2026 10:32 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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You already got them just now. May the Lord keep you close.
Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 10:32 PM (E4rtv)
That was brutal.
Unfortunate that the key is so tiny. Here's from the description on YouTube:
Red - Germans & German allies
Blue - French & colonial infantry
Cyan - French cavalry
Orange - British & colonials
Green - Belgians in the north; Russians, Italians, Portuguese elsewhere
Purple - US-Americans
Dark blue - reserve
Light blue - resting & training
Uneven brown - building defense works
Uneven grey - staging
Solid grey - sanitation
Posted by: mindful webworker - First act of The World War at February 25, 2026 10:32 PM (rlEvI)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2026 10:19 PM (tj6OY)
Route 66 is one hundred years old this year. Thinking about Flagstaff.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 25, 2026 10:33 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2026 10:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Berserker
Preparation H? Doan's?
Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)
Man, no shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2026 10:34 PM (snZF9)
Might need some prayers - PET Scan results are less than encouraging. See the oncologist tomorrow afternoon; will know more then...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 25, 2026 10:03 PM (SRRAx)
You know we are all pulling for you, Teresa.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2026 10:34 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at February 25, 2026 10:36 PM (rlEvI)
Posted by: GWB at February 25, 2026 10:37 PM (olkli)
BIL has gout and he goes through terrible pain in an attack.
Too bad you can't be like Ben Franklin, during his attacks, as gov. of PA, he had state prisoners hauling him about in a hand carried cart. Minimized the effect of cobblestoned streets on movement using his two prisoner suspension. Was that way at the Constitutional Convention IIRC.
Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 10:37 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Cosda at February 25, 2026 10:37 PM (ENPvq)
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't throw the fries at February 25, 2026 10:39 PM (rlEvI)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2026 10:19 PM (tj6OY)
I'm really itching to do that one day. Take a few months and cruise around the country.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division **************
Absolutely do it...I've done 4 complete cross country trips and many half cross country drives, and I can be packed and ready in short order to go again. Just the best!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at February 25, 2026 10:40 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: Auto Hijinks at February 25, 2026 10:41 PM (oftw2)
There are 119 bars between Pullman WA and Orafino ID. Load up a truck with fraternity bros...
We never even made it half way.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2026 10:41 PM (2WIwB)
And! There's real people out here!🙋♂️ 🙋♀️
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 25, 2026 10:41 PM (ttTv+)
See a Doc and ask for Allopurinol. It's to reduce the uric acid that causes gout. As others have said, lay off the fatty meats and eat cherries or buy "cherry extract." It's a herbal supplement. Also lay off the booze. If possible.
*I'm not a doctor... there may be other meds, talk to yours first*
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Red Cherries soaked in Gin.
_me either
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 10:41 PM (j9zxt)
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't throw the fries at February 25, 2026 10:39 PM (rlEvI)
Well, they have to do something with the Philly cheesesteak; they can't eat it, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2026 10:42 PM (8zz6B)
I need to borrow an 'Ette. Would one of you so kindly bash my brains in with a hammer until all that's left is a bloody paste? I'm having yet another massive gout flare up and I need one if you to end it all for me. I ask for an 'Ette because I know women are capable of inflicting great violence with only love in their hearts.
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2026 10:08 PM (U17Kq)
I know the feeling (gout, not head bashing). I manage to control mine by avoiding food and drink that are known to trigger flareups. Do some online research, maybe that can help you. On the rare occasions I do get a flareup, prednisone helps greatly.
Posted by: a.moron at February 25, 2026 10:42 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: mindful webworker - beat the bucket, don't kick it at February 25, 2026 10:42 PM (rlEvI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 25, 2026 10:43 PM (RIvkX)
Is this just me?
I'm on Opera now. Seems to be working. This is the most appreciation I've felt for Opera since I first saw Little Ben Shapiro's sister's sweater puppies.
Posted by: Pastafarian
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What OS combo are you using? If Windows, then Brave works, the former Opera makers after selling the Opera browser to a Chinese company, now make Vivaldi which might work as well.
ios and Mac OS all use Safari code under whatever browser name due to Apple security requirements. Android and Brave work fine on a phone and brave has decent privacy and security options.
What some people though are facing is that most browsers are no longer being updated for Windows versions prior to 10. And fewer still for 32 bit versions of old Windows programs.
Supermium which is a derivative of Chrome is one of the few that works and I keep a version on really old Windows machines that occasionally require an internet hookup (and yes, I know about security issues doing so).
Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 10:43 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Cosda at February 25, 2026 10:37 PM (ENPvq)
It is kinda sad.
I was in Sinop in 84-85. The Turks there were wonderful folks.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2026 10:43 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Twitty City and Dollywood are also missing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 10:44 PM (j9zxt)
54 Space Patrol had Muroc Lake test pilots on their advertising, allowing that they needed to be in good condition to fly the XF-88A, (top speed is a millitary secret, gang) and by golly, Wheat Chex and Rice Chex for breakfast are a great way to do that. You can stay in good condition too, kids, by doing the same. Be sure Mom picks up the Jumbo family size.
I guess the FCC cracked down on that. So we don’t get test pilots hawking their favorite breakfast cereals any longer. Fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 25, 2026 10:13 PM
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Well, the various Chex are good healthy food. Highly salted, healthy food. From Ralston-Purina.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2026 10:45 PM (azNOR)
Taller than the US White House.
Posted by: Braenyard
White House is basically a two story building. With an attic to keep your crazy voodoo mother in law in.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Barely reached 70 today here in NE Okla. Almost froze to death.
Thinking a lot about the folks buried under globul warmening up in the NE. Okay, thought a little about 'em.
Posted by: mindful webworker - and we'll sing in the sunshine at February 25, 2026 10:45 PM (rlEvI)
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 25, 2026 10:46 PM (mNjzF)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Twitty City and Dollywood are also missing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 10:44 PM (j9zxt)
So's Puyallup.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2026 10:46 PM (2WIwB)
My dad and a friend took a trip across the US in the 70's. He didn't hit all 48 States, but they had a great adventure.
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Might need some prayers - PET Scan results are less than encouraging. See the oncologist tomorrow afternoon; will know more then...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 25, 2026 10:03 PM (SRRAx)
Prayers for you. I hope the oncologist has better news for you. Hugs.
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My sister's friend and coworker has late stage cervical cancer and they are raising funds to help with bills. Please share the campaign if you can.
https://tinyurl.com/44a7v6bp
Posted by: Joyenz at February 25, 2026 10:46 PM (2F0/Y)
I would have gone 281 but that's just me.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 25, 2026 10:47 PM (jRqxY)
Posted by: mindful webworker - still on this side of the turf at February 25, 2026 10:47 PM (rlEvI)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 10:44 PM (j9zxt)
This. National Parks, and National Landmarks, and National Historic Sites are not all created equal. Utah, for example, also has the John Moses Browning museum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2026 10:48 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Don Black at February 25, 2026 10:48 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 25, 2026 10:49 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 25, 2026 10:51 PM (jRqxY)
Posted by: Legally Sufficien
Hegseth wasn't using it anymore -
It is the Department of War now.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2026 10:52 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 25, 2026 10:52 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 10:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Purina Human Chow you might say.
Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 10:54 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Megthered at February 25, 2026 10:55 PM (wwZQ5)
Posted by: Cosda at February 25, 2026 10:37 PM (ENPvq)
It is kinda sad.
I was in Sinop in 84-85. The Turks there were wonderful folks.
Posted by: Diogenes"
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Izmir wasn't bad. My ship would wait a week or so for US gov cargo which we transhiped through Suez to the PG. We'd carry wrecked equipment back out.
Posted by: Cosda at February 25, 2026 10:55 PM (ENPvq)
SpaceX Cargo Dragon CRS-33
Undocking International Space Station ISS - Space Affairs Live
Date: February 26, 2026
Undocking: 12:05 p.m. EST (1705 UTC, 18:05 CET)
https://youtu.be/lqY-AZWhWew
Alternative stream if needed.
The Launch Pad
https://youtu.be/YOuaJpXOgSk
Posted by: Joyenz at February 25, 2026 10:55 PM (2F0/Y)
The list mentions Branson, but does not show it on tbe map. Maybe I misread something. I was trying to figure out what National Park is in Branson. Maybe one of the cave systems?
Or, again, maybe I misread the list! Trying to keep my mom from wandering outside, so I'm distracted!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2026 10:56 PM (Ezs10)
Posted by: Muchas buchas at February 25, 2026 10:56 PM (CDX35)
I need to borrow an 'Ette. Would one of you so kindly bash my brains in with a hammer until all that's left is a bloody paste? I'm having yet another massive gout flare up and I need one if you to end it all for me. I ask for an 'Ette because I know women are capable of inflicting great violence with only love in their hearts.
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2026 10:08 PM (U17Kq)
Two other suggestions : (1) Stay hydrated, drink lots of water, (2) Keep your feet warm at night, maybe an extra blanket on the foot of the bed. Uric acid tends to come out of solution and deposit in joints, causing gout, at lower temperatures. Keeping your feet warm can help prevent this.
Posted by: a.moron at February 25, 2026 10:57 PM (X5Jzz)
Everything is brown and dead and everyone is just sick of everything.
Posted by: pawn at February 25, 2026 10:57 PM (+rKuc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2026 10:58 PM (Ezs10)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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You've got them. Here's for a good plan to treat what ails you. God Bless.
Posted by: Black JEM at February 25, 2026 10:58 PM (UVyKP)
Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2026 10:58 PM (cn/q6)
Robert drives big rigs for a living.
Not knowing much about gout I wonder if sitting for long periods of time aggravates gout.
Posted by: four seasons at February 25, 2026 10:59 PM (3ek7K)
Even better was my 2021 trip: Laramie - Clark Fork/Sandpoint ID - Kalispell/Flathead Lake MT - Glacier - Cody (for the firearms museum) - Laramie
Someday, will do a road trip to AK with Cow Demon.
And now I gotta get some sleep and dream about road trips...
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 25, 2026 11:00 PM (mNjzF)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 25, 2026 11:00 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2026 10:58 PM
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Howdy Disco! Hope the road is treating you well.
Posted by: TRex - DJ dino at February 25, 2026 11:01 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Red meat and dark spirits crowd.
Everything dark and tasty causes gout.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2026 11:03 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at February 25, 2026 11:04 PM (///6J)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
You've got them.
Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)
Prayers Teresa.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 25, 2026 11:04 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 25, 2026 11:05 PM (jRqxY)
Posted by: TRex - DJ dino at February 25, 2026 11:01 PM (cCn4/)
Kentucky always treats me well!
Looking at that road trip map. Wondering how many Hordelings are within a few mins off the actual route. If anyone was adventurous enough to actually take that trip, there might be Hordelings willing to open up guest rooms. Just a thought.
Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2026 11:05 PM (cn/q6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2026 11:05 PM (Ezs10)
Not knowing much about gout I wonder if sitting for long periods of time aggravates gout.
Posted by: four seasons at February 25, 2026 10:59 PM (3ek7K)
So the Ben Franklin gout treatment of sitting in a hot bath while conducting business is right out?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 25, 2026 11:06 PM (bhZyo)
https://youtu.be/lqY-AZWhWew
Alternative stream if needed.
The Launch Pad
https://youtu.be/YOuaJpXOgSk
Posted by: Joyenz
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You fooled me. Thought they were getting ready to do it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 11:07 PM (j9zxt)
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 25, 2026 10:07 PM (hJH5n)
I've been in all 50 states (and 3 territories) but I haven't been to all the capitols. I should have made my criteria a little more difficult, I guess.
Posted by: GWB at February 25, 2026 11:07 PM (olkli)
— 13 More Cartel Operatives Arrested in Jalisco Today
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 11:08 PM (j9zxt)
Tomorrow, MiladyJo is having surgery to fix a problem she's suffered from for a long time. Respiratory Epithelial Adenomatoid Hamartomak (REAH). Blocked up nose. Relatively rare. Took a while to find an ENT in whose diagnosis and surgical recommendation we have confidence. It's an outpatient procedure, and she should be mostly recovered in a week, maybe two. Should improve her life greatly.
Good news is, we didn't get scheduled for barely-light a.m. like past surgeries, but for a leisurely 11:30 check-in. Actual surgery at 1pm, after the doc has had his relaxing lunch, preferably without the three martinis.
Prayers welcomed for the surgeon, the patient, and her hapless emotional support husband.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what me cook? at February 25, 2026 11:08 PM (rlEvI)
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 25, 2026 11:10 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: mindful webworker - what me cook? at February 25, 2026 11:08 PM (rlEvI)
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A prayer for her complete and speedy recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 25, 2026 11:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2026 11:11 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: mindful webworker - what me cook? at February 25, 2026 11:08 PM (rlEvI)
We shall all breathe more freely when Jo does, MW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2026 11:11 PM (8zz6B)
⚠️⚠️ They paint a sign for “Long live Mike Hammer”, on a building in Santiago de Cuba
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there ya go...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 11:12 PM (j9zxt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2026 11:12 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2026 11:11 PM (JkO4W)
That was a bad ass plane. A serious Zero hunter.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2026 11:13 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 11:07 PM (j9zxt)
Haha, sorry! I did say it was in the morning :-P
Posted by: Joyenz at February 25, 2026 11:13 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2026 11:14 PM (XeU6L)
https://tinyurl.com/4sk2rawd
Posted by: purely an academic question at February 25, 2026 10:08 PM (F/35S)
Do you work in marketing for the Powerball?
Posted by: GWB at February 25, 2026 11:14 PM (olkli)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 25, 2026 11:15 PM (vfth7)
Prayers for all!
Posted by: Joyenz at February 25, 2026 11:15 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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One of those Apple tags or something that warns you when she's approaching the door?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 11:15 PM (j9zxt)
OK, I believe the diagnosis, but I don't believe the name of the disease. They just made that up on the spot to explain what was wrong.
Prayers welcomed for the surgeon, the patient, and her hapless emotional support husband.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Of course!
Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2026 11:15 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2026 11:15 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: mindful webworker - what me cook? at February 25, 2026 11:08 PM (rlEvI)
Prayers for complete healing.
All will be well...and you are not hapless.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 25, 2026 11:15 PM (WONhk)
I wonder if it's near a police station?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 25, 2026 11:16 PM (vfth7)
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't throw the fries at February 25, 2026 10:39 PM (rlEvI)
They're hoping to be discovered as the next John Belushi.
https://youtu.be/DZN4r8p6KbU
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 25, 2026 11:19 PM (S/Y4j)
Prayers welcomed for the surgeon, the patient, and her hapless emotional support husband.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what me cook?
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Prayers up, But you know, a couple of martinis might steady those hands a bit.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 11:19 PM (j9zxt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2026 11:21 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: moki at February 25, 2026 10:10 PM (wLjpr)
Amen.
Posted by: GWB at February 25, 2026 11:22 PM (olkli)
I'm on Allopurinol, I've cut my soda consumption down to view little and gout has gone away. But some people are triggered by different food, red meat or booze, so not sure what yours is.
I hope you get some good painkillers and a good hot bath in the short term.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at February 25, 2026 11:22 PM (xcxpd)
I am excite.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at February 25, 2026 11:26 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: TRex - grimace is not a dino
He knows how to host. I don't eat at McD's, but the diner where I eat has double meat hamburgers and they are da bomb. Nice beef to bun ratio.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2026 11:29 PM (0Htd1)
The Thunderbirds will be performing in our area April 25-26 and we're ponying up for front-row seats on the flight line! Whoo!
-- Tankascribe, unabashed AF brat
Posted by: tankascribe at February 25, 2026 11:31 PM (NtoJk)
Posted by: Emmie at February 25, 2026 11:32 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Tommy Shanks at February 25, 2026 11:38 PM (KDpmu)
Tammy al-Thor, does your Mom suffer from dementia? The MIL had the same problem, so DH reversed the doorknobs on the front door and locked it from the inside so she couldn't throw open the latch to open it and go walking aimlessly about the neighborhood. Which was probably illegal or against the fire code or something, but it solved the problem... temporarily.
Posted by: tankascribe at February 25, 2026 11:38 PM (NtoJk)
Posted by: Parametric at February 25, 2026 11:38 PM (TEyUo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2026 11:39 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: tankascribe at February 25, 2026 11:41 PM (NtoJk)
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 25, 2026 11:42 PM (4hjRS)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2026 11:44 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2026 11:44 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Opinion fact
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It wasn't difficult to see the color code of the Americans.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 11:46 PM (j9zxt)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2026 11:47 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 25, 2026 11:49 PM (j9zxt)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2026 11:47 PM (CHHv1)
Judges would have accepted Daughter.
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 25, 2026 11:49 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2026 11:47 PM (CHHv1)
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We would craft your next comment with care.
Posted by: Big Kitteh at February 25, 2026 11:50 PM (RIvkX)
Hubby would always wait until he thought I was asleep, before pulling his stunts. Ugh. I even switched my schedule around, to be awake all night... so, he started sleeping all night and again be pulling his stunts while I slept.
Do you have deadbolt locks? If so, consider switching to "double cylinder" style. Keep a key where you can get to it, in case of fire, but Mama can't wander.
Posted by: JQ at February 25, 2026 11:51 PM (rdVOm)
Spotted around town today - parked, with a 'For Sale - 11,000 obo' sign - '57 Buick Special - looked to be unrestored original. Blue on white with blue interior. Some minor surface rust on the chrome but otherwise solid and intact. Sign said 'Drive Anywhere'
Good Night Now
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 25, 2026 11:52 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
What's first?
I know "Somalian" is third.
Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2026 11:54 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Joyenz at February 25, 2026 11:54 PM (2F0/Y)
144 Kinda surprising how prevalent gout is among the horde.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 25, 2026 11:00 PM
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By cracky.
I've never had it. I haven't worked at avoiding it, but I've never had it.
Like I'm living off my reserves, etc.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2026 11:54 PM (xHKWa)
I am happy about that as they sucked balls.
Glad I did not have the gout.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2026 11:56 PM (bss/y)
balance of article is speculation.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 12:00 AM (j9zxt)
Posted by: Joyenz at February 26, 2026 12:02 AM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Big Kitteh at February 26, 2026 12:03 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 12:04 AM (j9zxt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 12:04 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:04 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 12:05 AM (RIvkX)
Doc said "There are more in there but they may or may not ever be a problem, no way of knowing ahead."
Passed another 3 or 4 years ago. Actually, there were 2 about 12hrs apart, but only *caught* one for the dr. appt. Those were painful, but not like the first one. Analysis indicated "too much salt" in my diet. (There's such a thing?? LOL)
Knock wood-- none since then. Don't want to ever experience it again!
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 12:06 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 12:05 AM (RIvkX)
Heh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:06 AM (bss/y)
If I were to name number 1 I'd be dead within instants and I'd kind of like to finish this stupid animation thing before that.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2026 12:06 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 12:06 AM (j9zxt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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[supresses inclination to report on my visit to gastroenterologist today]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 12:07 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 12:06 AM (rdVOm)
Since the one that put me in the hospital (WONDERFUL drugs) about... 2010 or 11, I have thankfully not had one stop. I feel aches occasionally that seem like them, but they don't seem to go supercritical.
Again, knock on wood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:08 AM (bss/y)
Good stuff. Are they hiring?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 12:09 AM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 12:07 AM (XeU6L)
I wanted to say today 'You know how a colonoscopy is like your sex life?'
'It's nowhere NEAR as fascinating to other people as it is to you.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:09 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 12:07 AM (XeU6L)
Suppresses urge to shout out Prometheus.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 12:12 AM (2WIwB)
My current Zero-care plan costs a fortune, has a sky-high deductible, and is then 70/30. Of course I don't qualify for subsidy. Fkn demoncrats...
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 12:13 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2026 12:13 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 12:14 AM (j9zxt)
I don't have time for a huge garden this year, but WILL grow tomatoes and hot peppers. And lots of petunias.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 12:14 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 12:15 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 12:15 AM (RIvkX)
Damned lucky he wasn't a proctologist!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 12:15 AM (2WIwB)
Prayers up for Teresa, you have many here who are praying and rooting for you.
I could use a couple also, biopsy coming up in a few days. Dentist says he found a couple of suspect spots. After having had prostate cancer anything like this really alarms me. Someone here the other night agreed as he had been in the same situation, wish I could remember who.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at February 26, 2026 12:17 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: JQ
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Consortium of greedy politicians, insurance cos, and big pharma. Only Trump can beat them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 12:18 AM (j9zxt)
That's a great drive. Beware the Deer. Holy shit, they get thick along that route.
Sunup...Sundown...and any random part of the night.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 12:21 AM (1Udfd)
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I lay the blame squarely upon the demoncrats. THEY are the ones who shoved the 0care shit sandwich down our throats.
My ignorant BIL said to me, after I told him how shitty my plan was & how I despised 0bastard for it: "It's not his fault!"
"Bullshit! He SIGNED it into law!"
(This may have something to do with why I don't feel an obligation to bail him out of whatever problem he's gotten into.)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 12:25 AM (rdVOm)
To force the socialized medicine they really wanted.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:27 AM (bss/y)
The law was bad enough.
The negotiated raping of the Self-Insured in the ramp-up to implementation was downright criminal.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 12:28 AM (1Udfd)
Watch your sugar intake and test for trigger foods. Fatty meats are not always a problem, nor alcohol. As noted above, they can be all over the map. HFCS is specifically to be avoided.
Posted by: Effie Perrine at February 26, 2026 12:28 AM (1auMZ)
_X rumor
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 12:29 AM (j9zxt)
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 12:31 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 12:32 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 12:33 AM (gVUi7)
"Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT (...) Pants are optional. "
Ha! You should know better to wear pants when there are cats around. Those furry dangly things are irresistible cat toys, just batted around if you are lucky, but also great to sink claws into. Your screaming is part of the fun... ;-)
Posted by: Pavlov's cat at February 26, 2026 12:36 AM (+s52M)
I don't have time for a huge garden this year, but WILL grow tomatoes and hot peppers. And lots of petunias.
Posted by: JQ
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I would love to get some -- as I call them -- real tomatoes. REAL tomatoes, not the ones I get in stores.
I'm lucky here in California to get real citrus, which grows in stupid amounts. I have enough frozen Meyer lemon juice for a decade of cocktails.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 12:38 AM (5pERN)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 26, 2026 12:38 AM (cO9Uq)
You *can* get real tomatoes if you grow your own, or know somebody who does.
Do you have a "brown thumb?"
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 12:40 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 26, 2026 12:40 AM (sAmhv)
After the misery of the prep for my 2d colonoscopy (have I mentioned that yet?/), I felt the best yesterday that I’d felt in a long time. Almost like I was in my twenties again.
Here’s to good thoughts for the future.
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 12:41 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 12:42 AM (rdVOm)
Just want to break the old people health fixation we seem to be on today.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:04 AM (bss/y)
No shit man. I stumbled into the geriatrics cafe. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 12:45 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 12:45 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at February 26, 2026 12:46 AM (wiCe2)
Posted by: Berserker
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Just in time for the organ recital.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 12:50 AM (XeU6L)
If growing in pots, use fresh potting soil and water thoroughly ~every other day, whenever soil is dry at an inch deep.
Tomatoes don't like their roots to get hot! Use a large container-- minimum 20 inch diameter x 2 ft deep, and shade the container with other potted stuff, or place it inside another, with a couple inches gap for heat to escape.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 12:51 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 25, 2026 10:13 PM (A3+q6)
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Mention of Thalidomide may have younger Horde members stumped.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 12:52 AM (plFPI)
Posted by: clarence at February 26, 2026 12:53 AM (iIAkP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 12:54 AM (XeU6L)
I got gout frequently, and kidney stones, it was treated with Indomethacin, now I have been told that the bone strengthener that I have been on for close to 30 years causes both of these things to occur. Now I am on a different bone strengthener and they told me if I have another gout attack to call them for some Prednisone.
I am still kinda happy after the SOTU last night. I appreciate DJT every day, the European and Latin American conservatives are being taught by a master, the whole world really, they are all infested with the the same parasitic governments.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2026 12:55 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:56 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2026 12:58 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 12:59 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 12:59 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: clarence at February 26, 2026 01:00 AM (iIAkP)
Blondie, if you try tomatoes in the ground: mix in a lot of compost (or even used potting soil) to fluff the soil. Water regularly and deeply-- slow drip over longer time-- to soak down to deep roots.
If growing in pots, use fresh potting soil and water thoroughly ~every other day, whenever soil is dry at an inch deep.
Tomatoes don't like their roots to get hot! Use a large container-- minimum 20 inch diameter x 2 ft deep, and shade the container with other potted stuff, or place it inside another, with a couple inches gap for heat to escape.
Posted by: JQ
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Thank you thank you!! I just know you'd come out to my garden and cast your eye over the whole chaotic mess and tidy it all up. Make my pumpkins grow and such.
Yes, "real" produce is home-grown. I was amazed the first time someone came to a picnic with a huge basket of real cherries. I had a chergy all afternoon.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 01:00 AM (5pERN)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at February 26, 2026 01:01 AM (xverI)
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 01:02 AM (77rzZ)
You know, you could put a tomato plant or two out there where the pumpkin vines would cover the soil around their roots. Just be sure to step carefully when harvesting.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:03 AM (rdVOm)
Sounds great, but, did he buy them fries as well? (Asking the important questions.)
Clocking out for the night. 🕛 Tomorrow will be busy.
I've been thinking of re-writing all songs that have "groovy" in them. What else rhymes with "movie"?
https://youtu.be/Qpo9KZYJ4sA
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - do they still have those molten cherry pies? at February 26, 2026 01:05 AM (rlEvI)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:05 AM (rdVOm)
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>>Sounds great, but, did he buy them fries as well? (Asking the important questions.)
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Are you kidding? He might've cooked those fries himself! He's got experience at that, after all...
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:07 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 01:08 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 01:13 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:16 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 01:16 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 01:17 AM (77rzZ)
Hope this morning wasn't too rough.
I couldn't stay awake much after the speech. Loved what you said about PDJT "breaking it off" in the dem's backside!
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:19 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:20 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)
you could put a tomato plant or two out there where the pumpkin vines would cover the soil around their roots. Just be sure to step carefully when harvesting.
Posted by: JQ
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Once again, I stand amazed at the casual intuitiveness people have about matters that might as well be quantum micro-pseudo-hyper physics for all I know.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 01:23 AM (5pERN)
Hope this morning wasn't too rough.
I couldn't stay awake much after the speech. Loved what you said about PDJT "breaking it off" in the dem's backside!
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:19 AM (rdVOm)
Well I was never a big drinker, so I limit myself to one decently large shot glass at night if I do one at all, and I just sip it. Last night was special. I had 2, then looked in the bottle, looked like maybe 2 were left, and started drinking from the bottle, so I'm not sure how much was actually left, lol. I don't get hangovers. I actually slept good and woke up fine. I don't drink much, but I *can* drink.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 01:25 AM (snZF9)
There IS no right/wrong in gardening-- it's "whatever works" in your yard.
Any given neighborhood has a dozen or more *micro-climates* ya know?
Something that grows gangbusters in your front yard, may fail miserably in the back yard. Sun/shade, wet/dry soil are the biggies.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:29 AM (rdVOm)
Fill it with water, and it will grab heat all day and radiate it back all night.
Also handy for making Compost Teas or Leaf Treatment Teas in place.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 01:30 AM (1Udfd)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)
Good god woman..lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 01:30 AM (snZF9)
https://youtube.com/shorts/z_ewKQl3yMA?
Posted by: Rex B at February 26, 2026 01:31 AM (GI9/m)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:32 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:29 AM (rdVOm)
This. My front lawn looks good. Back lawn looks like a radiation victim .
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 01:32 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 01:38 AM (snZF9)
Today started out overcast & then broke for sun. Should be mostly clear for a few more days, which is nice. Helps the attitude.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 01:52 AM (snZF9)
Thanks JQ for the Chivas, I hope that you are feeling better than last night.
Bers, I am seeking maximum insect prevention, I pay a local guy a couple hundred a year to keep the place bug free. He is a good guy and grateful for the business. I really prefer to deal in cash at local venues for food, gas, and booze. My favorite local sub shop gives me a discount for paying in cash. They have got a great grilled steak tip sub. It is the last place I stop before a major snowstorm is forecast.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2026 01:55 AM (0nHVk)
Not sure they're dormant like usual at this time of year. Oh well, it can wait another year I guess.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Tommy Shanks
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The F-104 Starfighter was proof of that concept. The first plane that could literally stand on its tail and accelerate.
They were also a maintenance nightmare, with a terrible crash record. The US Air Force got rid of them quickly because of all the problems. The Germans kept theirs; evidently Teutonic anal retentiveness was required to keep them in the air.
I had a fighter pilot in some of my classes in the mid 60s who the AF was paying for his BSEE. In a BS session he said, in answer to a question, that he wanted the F-106 in shitty weather or at night, but if it was clear, he'd take the 104.
Posted by: buddhaha at February 26, 2026 01:58 AM (qNwbf)
I hesitate to scatter insecticides here, due to the neighborhood pets. I can smash a few spiders and Cat (and his pals) can catch the mice... he enjoys the chase, anyway.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 02:00 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2026 01:55 AM (0nHVk)
I have no clue what we pay. Mrs B is a fanatic with that. Regular bug stuff, then the mosquito thing, then the tick thing. The yard is probably dead as hiroshima in 1945. It seems to work.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 02:18 AM (snZF9)
Feels like I'm the asshoe... a couple more calls came in while I was out of the house today. (Landline, which is not 'unlisted') From AZ area code, same number each time. Probably BIL, who tends to call multiple times in a row-- check! according to caller ID-- and now I really don't want to answer.
Why? Because every time he *shows up* it's because money is needed for this or that. Hubby paid for his mom's and then his dad's cremation, after BIL had stayed with each of them until 'the end' and then called because he needed "help."
Then he showed up last Spring, with a broken POS trailer and needed "help"-- which I provided. But he wanted to see hubby & try to talk him into 'telling me' to let him stay here. Thank goodness hubby had enough wits left to leave it up to me: NO!
Now, these phone calls. No, the only thing it could be is pleas for more money....
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 26, 2026 02:22 AM (SRRAx)
So, I know that BIL has: ditched his POS 5th wheel trailer in S. Idaho in mid-December. Ditched his truck and phone somewhere in Cali in mid-January. Was picked up hitchhiking and taken to hospital in Cali late-January. Released from hospital in Cali.
Truck (according to State Police) has been impounded. Trailer no doubt has also been impounded by now. Then... nothing until last Saturday. 2 calls from AZ (BIL's home area) on Saturday. 2 calls today, also from AZ but different # than Saturday.
I. Don't. Want. To. Be. His. nurse, cook, maid, landlord, cna, *anything*
Hardly even know the guy!
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 02:27 AM (rdVOm)
*deep breaths*
You've come so far! We're all praying and pulling for ya!
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 02:35 AM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Uh.. Sorry? Thanks...
This whole thing is so crazy.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 02:36 AM (rdVOm)
Now, these phone calls. No, the only thing it could be is pleas for more money....
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)
Whats with this dude and this pos 5th wheel trailer? Is it like a moble home/rv thing?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 02:36 AM (snZF9)
BIL isn't playing with a full deck, imo. I cannot, will not, become responsible for him.
I suspect that he's been re-hospitalized ("Phoenix Patient" said called ID on Saturday, and some other name on both of today's calls) and they're looking for a place for him to stay or somebody to take over his care.
No.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 02:41 AM (rdVOm)
BIL isn't playing with a full deck, imo. I cannot, will not, become responsible for him.
I suspect that he's been re-hospitalized ("Phoenix Patient" said called ID on Saturday, and some other name on both of today's calls) and they're looking for a place for him to stay or somebody to take over his care.
No.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 02:41 AM (rdVOm)
What a mess. How is he your BIL?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 02:43 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 02:43 AM (snZF9)
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By marriage.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 02:44 AM (plFPI)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 02:43 AM (snZF9)
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By marriage.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 02:44 AM (plFPI)
Ya think? lol. I'm wondering if he married into JQ's family or JQ's husbands family
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 02:47 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 02:50 AM (rdVOm)
This whole thing is so crazy.
Posted by: JQ
>Tell him to 'fuck off.' He's a mooch.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 02:51 AM (gVUi7)
And that's it. All other relatives, to my knowledge, are deceased.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 02:51 AM (gVUi7)
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He's a social case. JQ, it's very sad but you need to watch over yourself and totally disconnect, as hard as that may be.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 02:53 AM (plFPI)
He lost my cell # when he ditched his own cell phone. Whatever.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 02:55 AM (rdVOm)
Grok @grok
3h
Gerald Eddie Brown Jr., 65, ex-USAF combat pilot & F-35 instructor (24 yrs, call sign “Runner”
, arrested Feb 25 in Indiana.
DOJ charges: Conspiring to provide unauthorized defense services (combat aircraft training) to China’s PLAAF pilots, violating Arms Export Control Act. No State Dept license.
Details: Arrived China Dec 2023 after contract via Stephen Su Bin (ex-con for hacking US defense data). Stayed till Feb 2026. His message: “Now…. I have the chance to fly and instruct fighter pilots again!”
Initial court appearance today. Public evidence shows knowing violation—no exoneration apparent. Full complaint outlines it.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 02:56 AM (plFPI)
And that's it. All other relatives, to my knowledge, are deceased.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)
Sounds like a real shit storm.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 02:57 AM (snZF9)
JQ, hold the line, I have red lines myself with family, I love them but it is a matter of self-preservation, and at the end, I guess that I am looking out for me. Selfish, I know.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2026 02:57 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Biden's Dog
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Yes. Exactly. A social case. He voted for Zero-- let the State take care of him!
But also: I just don't even *know* the guy. He's having medical issues I guess... and I have enough going on *right here* already. My plate is FULL.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 02:58 AM (rdVOm)
But also: I just don't even *know* the guy. He's having medical issues I guess... and I have enough going on *right here* already. My plate is FULL.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 02:58 AM (rdVOm)
Yeah that makes it rough. If it was close family it would be one thing, but this is like some way distant relative you know jack shit about.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 03:01 AM (snZF9)
Don't ever apologize for taking care of yourself. It's not "being selfish" it's SURVIVAL!
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 03:02 AM (rdVOm)
If there is a Black Sheep in my extended fambly, it is probably me.
Everybody I am told I am related to are Good People
Posted by: Miklos of the Dozen Cousins at February 26, 2026 03:06 AM (8i9Vv)
I did what I could for him, last Spring. Fixed some stuff, gave him food & clothes & supplies & money...
That's all I could do. He wanted to park (for free!) in the yard, inviting himself to do so. NOPE!
The hospital(?) is probably trying to discharge him(?) somewhere, anywhere, and he likely hasn't even an apartment to go to. Nope! Not coming here!
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 03:07 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
There are days when I wish I had pursued the Law thing enough to be a Judge.
Posted by: no good lawyer wants to go before his Honor Miklos who would order the convict to tie his own knot at February 26, 2026 03:11 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Judge Miklos relieves himself of those hot sweaty robes at February 26, 2026 03:13 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Case at February 26, 2026 03:16 AM (Z3Kkg)
Posted by: Miklos thinks it is like those Russian dolls at February 26, 2026 03:16 AM (8i9Vv)
Jello shots in Chambers
Posted by: Judge Miklos
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Wooot!!
Thanks, yer honner!
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 03:18 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Case
I went to Ljubljana once just to say I had been there.
The locals taught me how to pronounce it too
So BONUS
Posted by: Miklos' bucket list is pretty weak these days at February 26, 2026 03:19 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: JQ
Set yo sef right down
Jury done gone home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGqTZUcemrU
Posted by: Miklos' bucket list is pretty weak these days at February 26, 2026 03:22 AM (8i9Vv)
Lawd I need new Bucket
Don't get a new bucket
What I'm gonna do
*steel guitar*
Posted by: Blind Miklos Muddy Lemon Jefferson at February 26, 2026 03:28 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Geoffrey Miklos-Chaucer at February 26, 2026 03:32 AM (8i9Vv)
If there is a Black Sheep in my extended fambly, it is probably me.
Everybody I am told I am related to are Good People
Posted by: Miklos of the Dozen Cousins at February 26, 2026 03:06 AM (8i9Vv)
Not sure I'm a black sheep, but I'm definitely the most unconventional. I'm pretty sure most of my cousins have done better than me money wise, most have pensions, some are very comfortable. The one thing I can say though, none of them are worth a shit when it comes to mechanical things, or doing anything construction, or home improvement wise. I do have one filthy rich cousin who is worth some millions, and he told me that if he goes to start a lawn mower and it don't start and has gas in it it goes out to the curb. He would be baffled. Then again with his money does it even matter. Both me and my brother are the only ones that could build an entire house start to finish including the electrical and plumbing, and none of them know what end of a hammer to hold. I'm the unconventional one though, the crazy metal guitar player. I did have more fun than any of them though, thats for damn sure.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 03:33 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 03:33 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Miklos undrestans the legal concept of Adverse Possession at February 26, 2026 03:34 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Miklos declines running this place until the Ozzie buzzes in at February 26, 2026 03:37 AM (8i9Vv)
Older bro & I both got factory jobs-- he, a machinist, so... almost as good as college & got a *pass* for that, despite not going to college.
Me? Fk me, just a lowly assembler. Had good pay and bennies! But... still no HS diploma. (GED not good enough for da fambly, but got me da job!)
Younger bro & sis: HS diplomas, but no decent jobs. That's OK! They gots they diplomas! Pffft......
And yet, I was *the one* what got (stuck with!) the Powers of Attorney and Executor of Estate. Yeah, thanks.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 03:40 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 03:48 AM (gVUi7)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 03:48 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
I learned Hungarian
Not sure where that stands on the metal guitar comparable skill level
Posted by: Miklos also has an accordion and is not afraid to use it, mes chers amis at February 26, 2026 03:48 AM (8i9Vv)
*does simulation of wrapping cloth around head*
BANZAI!!!!
BANZAI!!!
*consumes according to Protocol*
Posted by: Miklosmet a former kamikaze pilot (no joke) at February 26, 2026 03:51 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 03:52 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 03:54 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 03:56 AM (gVUi7)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 03:56 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Miklos lookin at you funny eyed at February 26, 2026 03:57 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Me first
Posted by: Miklos needs a mere cabin on a lousy quarter acre at February 26, 2026 03:59 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 03:59 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Miklos at February 26, 2026 04:00 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 04:03 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Miklos was never short, OK but I got bigger at February 26, 2026 04:03 AM (8i9Vv)
It was funny, watching "Diff'rent Strokes" on Japanese tv---
Kid had a deeeeeep voice, in the nipponese overdub. LOL
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 04:06 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ
It was fun how they translated South Park into Hungarian
Cartman in particular
Posted by: Miklos just laughed at February 26, 2026 04:10 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: Miklos-san at February 26, 2026 04:14 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 04:16 AM (rdVOm)
Wish I did, though.
Posted by: JQ
First prize-One Day in Cleveland!
Second prize-One Week in Cleveland!
Posted by: Coach Mike Mikloszczewski at February 26, 2026 04:19 AM (8i9Vv)
In my next life, I will just live there the whole time. Nice place. Beautiful scenery. Strong traditions. Polite people. Little crime.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 04:21 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ
I might choose Okinawa
Japanese do not consider Okinawans Japanese, nor would they ever consider me
Posted by: Miklos has those strange blue eyes, which makes me a distinct minority at February 26, 2026 04:26 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 04:27 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Miklos has to leave so I can come back at February 26, 2026 04:28 AM (8i9Vv)
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I understand this is true.
Never been to Oki. Lived on Honshu. It's beautiful!
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 04:29 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ
Neil Young?
I am Disappoint
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow
Posted by: Miklos knows we all make mistakes at February 26, 2026 04:31 AM (8i9Vv)
And I like the song. Sue me...
I like Skynyrd's stuff too!
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 04:36 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: and....one...again...almost...what the hell MIKLOS WINS THE GOLD at February 26, 2026 04:39 AM (8i9Vv)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 04:40 AM (rdVOm)
"Yeah, I liked Neil Young too...when I was NINE"
Posted by: Kindly Uncle Miklos at February 26, 2026 04:42 AM (8i9Vv)
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