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Drew Holden: Leftwing Media "Analysts" Are Baffled by the "Mysterious" One-Year Plunge in Crime.
Spoiler: It's Only a Mystery to Propagandists Who Won't Admit the Obvious

How did crime plunge so suddenly -- so "unexpectedly," if you will -- the moment Weekend at Biden's was shuffled out of the White House to be replaced by a law-and-order, deportation-minded president?

The leftwing media insists this is a giant mystery whose depths cannot be plumbed.

They're lying, Drew Holden reports.


Crime--particularly violent crime--is down dramatically over the last year. Cities like New York, Memphis, and Washington, D.C. where murders, carjacking, and theft plagued the public in the wake of COVID-19, were all found to have experienced double-digit decreases in violent crime. Experts, the legacy media, and many Democrats are scratching their heads. As a recent New York Times headline declared, "What's Behind the Staggering Drop in the Murder Rate? No One Knows for Sure."

Other outlets and commentators have been similarly befuddled. New York Magazine dubbed it "The Mysterious Plunge in America's Murder Rate." Experts "said it's too early to tell what is prompting the change," the Associated Press intoned; the Washington Post cited a liberal expert who cautioned that there was "no silver bullet" to make sense of the data. For TIME, the drop in violent crime "can be attributed to a kaleidoscope of factors, none of which can singularly or definitively account for the decline." CNN shrugged that "it's nearly impossible to zero in on any one reason" for the drop. "The bottom line: Experts aren't sure why violent crime continues to fall," Axios reported

Not until 21 paragraphs into the Times piece do the authors give us a hint about how it happened: experts "do not wholly discount" policing, particularly "the multipronged effort that many cities mounted against violence in the past few years, including hot-spot policing, summer jobs for youth, cognitive behavioral therapy and focused deterrence, an approach that calls for paying sustained attention to the small number of people at highest risk of committing violence."

In other words, violent crime is in freefall across the country thanks in large part to better, more targeted policing aimed at restoring law and order. The biggest threat to our renewed ability to combat crime might be a legacy media hamstrung by the baggage of prior anti-police animus.

Holden looks at the bright white evidence that apparently blinds the media from seeing the clues:

...

The Democratic mayor of Memphis, Tennessee--long among the most violent places in America--welcomed a federal task force to the city in September. Federal agents provided additional capacity for local and state law enforcement to bring the necessary force to bear to combat crime. As even the New York Times admitted, "to date, the task force has made more than 6,300 arrests, conducted more than 68,000 traffic stops and recovered 1,532 firearms... crime rates, which had already been declining, have dropped even more since Oct. 1: Murder and sexual assault are down nearly 42 percent, while aggravated assault is down about 35 percent."

Similarly, Baltimore, Maryland, saw a 50-year low in murders in 2025. City officials credit federal support, more aggressive hiring efforts, and a focus on arresting repeat violent criminal offenders as a key source of the decline.

Read the whole thing. In case after case, crime is down because, get this, cops started enforcing the law, usually with federal help.

Relatedly: The Somali pirates who fleeced this country for billions and billions of stolen booty are angry that their piracy has been slowed and are demanding... reparations.



Brandon Straka #WalkAway
@BrandonStraka

Feb 20
SOMALI FRAUD: Somali migrants in Minnesota are demanding reparations over alleged trauma from law enforcement actions. After $10B in fraud, now they want more.


Tosca Austen
@ToscaAusten

Feb 20

You've got to be joking!

Somalis in MN are demanding reparations for "ICE trauma" while 81% of their households are sucking up government welfare?

So here we are. We give them a new life, handouts galore--food stamps (54%), Medicaid (73%), cash welfare (27%)--and now they want MORE from hardworking Americans?

Americans should demand reparation for the taxpayer dollars that were stolen from welfare and SNAP schemes.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:36 PM




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1 St

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 23, 2026 05:39 PM (MGB5H)

2 And I read the content

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 23, 2026 05:39 PM (MGB5H)

3 eh, instead of reparations, a free airplane ride back home

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2026 05:39 PM (sTSBN)

4 It’s a riddle wrapped in a…you know, the thing!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2026 05:39 PM (u73oe)

5
Get them out of our country.

Fucking leeches.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 23, 2026 05:40 PM (3ek7K)

6 I'm astounded that they're reporting a drop in the crime rates, given how often the crimes never got added to those statistics in the first place.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 23, 2026 05:40 PM (a+4eV)

7 Reparations ? Granted

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at February 23, 2026 05:40 PM (VE6XX)

8 Did I call it or what?

Posted by: Fox Butterfield at February 23, 2026 05:40 PM (dSkpq)

9 Can we pay the reparations in bananas and rice?

Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 05:40 PM (77rzZ)

10 Somalis apparently have no idea how to work for a living. Honestly, so many of them are inbred and idiotic, so I suppose hiring them could be a liability. Still, even Ali says they have zero work ethic and assume money falls from the sky.

Let's see how many are on government assistance and are NOT her legally, and then we can talk about trauma. Like, stealing, murdering, slandering, and lying to us trauma.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:41 PM (I40wl)

11 I can't understand what those ladies are saying, at all.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 23, 2026 05:41 PM (K885Z)

12 Tim Walz can pay them out of his pocket .

Posted by: steevy at February 23, 2026 05:41 PM (YwEeS)

13 Somalis are now demanding reparations for sending ice agents to implement immigration law. They are retarded!!!
_____

Who is the X poster referring to as "They" ? Minnesotans who give Somalians our money?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2026 05:42 PM (Dv3i1)

14 Feb 20
SOMALI FRAUD: Somali migrants in Minnesota are demanding reparations over alleged trauma from law enforcement actions. After $10B in fraud, now they want more.


People say they have an average IQ of 70 but they seem to learn pretty quickly to me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 05:42 PM (6ydKt)

15 3 eh, instead of reparations, a free airplane ride back home
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2026 05:39 PM (sTSBN)

Who let them in to begin with, and why? Seems like their country is a shithole because they made it one. Not something they should get a free trip to America for.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:42 PM (I40wl)

16 Of course Leftists never admit they are wrong

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2026 05:42 PM (Ia/+0)

17 It’s because leaded gasoline was banned for road use, in 1985. I mean, duh.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 23, 2026 05:42 PM (Qvlta)

18 I just want them gone. It can be done quietly. It can be done without admissions of guilt. It can be done with them demanding this and that as we kick them out on their rump. I don't really care. I just want them all gone.

all . gone

Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2026 05:42 PM (3uBP9)

19 Libertarians lectured me a long time ago that the president can't make a difference to things like the economy and crime.

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 05:43 PM (E0p3T)

20 Out: Authentic Frontier Gibberish
In: Authentic Somali Gibberish

Posted by: steevy at February 23, 2026 05:43 PM (YwEeS)

21 People say they have an average IQ of 70 but they seem to learn pretty quickly to me.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 05:42 PM (6ydKt)

Even newborn kittens know how to suck on tits.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:43 PM (I40wl)

22 That Somali ... woman demanding reparations puts the 6-7 in 67 IQ her country is famous for.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2026 05:43 PM (HXT0k)

23 Reperate this!

*grabs crotch*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:43 PM (zZu0s)

24 Wife said it snowed for 24 hours.

Posted by: Accomack at February 23, 2026 05:43 PM (8jVAy)

25 I wonder what happened roughly a year ago to cause this?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 05:43 PM (OzWW4)

26 Gather up your bananas and rice, and fuck off back to Somalia.

Posted by: Quality Deporation Center at February 23, 2026 05:44 PM (TbWk/)

27 The only "reparations" we should give those Somalis is a one-way ticket back to Somalia with a lifetime ban on ever returning to America.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2026 05:45 PM (ESVrU)

28 OTOH, these Somalis really know their marks well--AWFLs who will fall all over themselves to throw other people's money at these poor, suffering dears.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2026 05:45 PM (HXT0k)

29 The DOJ used a lot of "bright white evidence" hunting down Jan 6th grandmas.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2026 05:45 PM (abIsI)

30 How's about a nice cup of GTFO and STFU? Deport them all and be done with it. Too long have we suffered from leeches and maggotspawn coming here and demanding we change to fit their cultural demands. No. Never going to happen.

Posted by: turambar at February 23, 2026 05:45 PM (Q0yOR)

31 This group is top of my list for GTFO...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2026 05:46 PM (VE6XX)

32 ‘In case after case, crime is down because, get this, cops started enforcing the law, usually with federal help.’

No way! Next youre gonna tell me that I can get more hot chicks cruising Vegas in a Lambo than I could running over junkies in Compton in a Yugo. Stop, just stop.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 23, 2026 05:47 PM (s32T4)

33 Libertarians lectured me a long time ago that the president can't make a difference to things like the economy and crime.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 05:43 PM (E0p3T)

Hardly hear from those people anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:47 PM (8avO+)

34 >>Somali migrants in Minnesota are demanding reparations over alleged trauma from law enforcement actions. After $10B in fraud, now they want more.
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Best I can offer is a boot to the head.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 23, 2026 05:47 PM (IhL8c)

35 Sounds like a solid candidate for a "get this" story.

Posted by: Guy who likes Get This stories at February 23, 2026 05:47 PM (2Ez/1)

36 There's so much to being Somali! It's much more than bananas and rice! It's a lot. There's a lot lot lot lot lot. So much much much much much much! Wow, there's just so much! It's like a lot. Like, a lot a LOT! Like it's like bananas and rice.

Posted by: Baby food for brains at February 23, 2026 05:48 PM (TbWk/)

37 Let's just play by their rules...say we will and don't do it.

Posted by: DanMan at February 23, 2026 05:48 PM (8uzBS)

38 Even newborn kittens know how to suck on tits.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:43 PM (I40wl)

It's a boob thread now.
Thanks, tcn!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 05:48 PM (6ydKt)

39 I always thought it was the defunding of police and creation of elevated social workforce interfacing that were the reasons for crime collapse. Boy is my face red.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 23, 2026 05:48 PM (gLikB)

40 There's so much to being Somali! It's much more than bananas and rice! It's a lot. There's a lot lot lot lot lot. So much much much much much much! Wow, there's just so much! It's like a lot. Like, a lot a LOT! Like it's like bananas and rice.
Posted by: Baby food for brains at February 23, 2026 05:48 PM (TbWk/)

like Piracy and Government Scams.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:48 PM (8avO+)

41 Door number two is a forest of heads on pikes.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 23, 2026 05:49 PM (IhL8c)

42 with a trebuchet option for the adventure seekers ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2026 05:49 PM (sTSBN)

43 As is usual, 95% of the Somalis are ruining for the good 5% of Somalis.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2026 05:49 PM (1Udfd)

44 Even newborn kittens know how to suck on tits.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:43 PM (I40wl)

It's a boob thread now.
Thanks, tcn!
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 05:48 PM (6ydKt)

They can't even see at birth but know what they like.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:49 PM (8avO+)

45 Missed last thread, Sen. Kennedy is our funniest Senator (low bar, I know) -
"Ms. Ocasio-Cortez is the reason why there are instructions on a shampoo bottle."

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2026 05:49 PM (Dv3i1)

46
Mmmm...tits

Posted by: Boob thread! at February 23, 2026 05:50 PM (2Ez/1)

47 Prisons filling up with criminals despite drop in crime.

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 05:50 PM (E0p3T)

48 Somali migrants in Minnesota are demanding reparations over alleged trauma from law enforcement actions. After $10B in fraud, now they want more.
-----
Best I can offer is a boot to the head.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 23, 2026 05:47 PM (IhL8c)

They can apply at the Reprashuns Center

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:50 PM (8avO+)

49 43 As is usual, 95% of the Somalis are ruining for the good 5% of Somalis.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2026 05:49 PM (1Udfd)

Politicians, lawyers, cops, city councilmen, teachers...

Posted by: Applies to so many things at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (TbWk/)

50
You're Welcome.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (IifOV)

51 Ya know, I admire these Somali mutants and aberrations.

They are utterly shameless, don’t feel pity or remorse, and absolutely will not stop — ever — until they have stolen every red cent they can steal. They are the Terminator of thieves and scumbags.

And you know what? It will work. Wait until the GFM money starts pouring in.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (s32T4)

52 Judge Eileen Cannon perm. blocks release of Jack Smith's Report,calls him a bad dog too. The Donald should nominate her the the Supreme Court.

Posted by: kingsman at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (ehY6c)

53 Isn't bananas and Rice what they feed people with dysentery?

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (1Udfd)

54 I propose a straight up swap. Minnesota for Alberta.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (u73oe)

55 Is Somalia wealthy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (OzWW4)

56 OT: Concern Grows Among Biden’s Close Friends as He Battles Cancer That Has Spread to His Bones

Not looking positive for ol'Joe.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (abIsI)

57 Midnight basketball.

Posted by: Basketball Jones at February 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Cqx++)

58 I propose a straight up swap. Minnesota for Alberta.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (u73oe)

That would form a lutefisk GAP with our European Rivals!

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:52 PM (8avO+)

59 56 OT: Concern Grows Among Biden’s Close Friends as He Battles Cancer That Has Spread to His Bones

Not looking positive for ol'Joe.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (abIsI)

I'm sorry for anyone who has to go through this..

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2026 05:52 PM (VE6XX)

60 I'm reminded of "guest" experts on the old Phil Hendrie shows -- the meteorologist who said "no one really knows why it rains or where it comes from," or the commercial pilot who confesses to being terrified every time he flies because "there's nothing holding this thing up in the air."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 23, 2026 05:52 PM (NYInA)

61 p-53 Isn't bananas and Rice what they feed people with dysentery?
Posted by: garrett


Only when the bush meat and Canadian geese run out.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2026 05:52 PM (abIsI)

62 15, see 18

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2026 05:53 PM (sTSBN)

63 52 Judge Eileen Cannon perm. blocks release of Jack Smith's Report,calls him a bad dog too. The Donald should nominate her the the Supreme Court.

Posted by: kingsman at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM

How long until it's leaked by a DOJ snake?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 23, 2026 05:53 PM (IifOV)

64 OT: Concern Grows Among Biden’s Close Friends as He Battles Cancer That Has Spread to His Bones

Not looking positive for ol'Joe.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (abIsI)

Fake news. Biden has no close friends.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:53 PM (8avO+)

65 I see that proof reading before I post does no good what so ever. 76 solar rotations has made me very dizzy.

Posted by: kingsman at February 23, 2026 05:53 PM (ehY6c)

66 Maybe we should install Doll Eyes Alex as President of Mexico.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2026 05:53 PM (2GVsD)

67 "Somalis in Minnesota are now demanding reparations for trauma caused by 'the crisis of ICE'"

In MN, that's a pretty sound argument. Not because it's right but because this kind of criminal abuse of the taxpayer and citizen has been wholeheartedly embraced (and skimmed) by those elected and/or in government office. It wouldn't make any sense NOT to demand reparations given the socioeconomic environment of their Petri dish.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 23, 2026 05:53 PM (gLikB)

68 Easy answer.

The purpose of putting violent criminals in jail is 1) to intimidate others who might be violent to consider the chances of punishment and b) to take the criminals off the street before they commit other crimes.

If you take a criminal illegal off the street, it has the exact same impact - illegals who might commit crimes, don't, and the illegal is shipped back to their homes, hence can't commit more crimes.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 23, 2026 05:54 PM (tV890)

69 I want reparations for the trauma caused by looking at that bucktoothed lightbulbhead.

Posted by: Delurker at February 23, 2026 05:54 PM (gtcuf)

70 Bitches get stitches.

Try not to be social bitch, or you will get fucked up.

This applies to all men out there who get out of line.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 23, 2026 05:54 PM (gVUi7)

71 OT: Concern Grows Among Biden’s Close Friends as He Battles Cancer That Has Spread to His Bones

Not looking positive for ol'Joe.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (abIsI)

Fake news. Biden has no close friends.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:53 PM (8avO+)

Poor cancer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2026 05:54 PM (D86/H)

72 We'd like to give you reparations, but last night there was a break-in at the reparations office, and all our records were stolen.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 23, 2026 05:54 PM (wGerL)

73 We may never know the reason, they vowed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 05:54 PM (4NO2D)

74 Can anyone think of a single benefit to importing Somali refugees? I'm looking for anything here.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 23, 2026 05:55 PM (tV890)

75
Breaking News: New wing/Ballroom of White House to include an ice rink for Men's US Hockey teams to have exhibition games at

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 23, 2026 05:55 PM (IifOV)

76 Is Somalia wealthy?
Posted by: Boss Moss


Well, it is now. Oh, wait, just the warlords.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2026 05:55 PM (diia5)

77 Concern Grows Among Biden’s Close Friends as He Battles Cancer That Has Spread to His Bones

Not looking positive for ol'Joe.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (abIsI)

They've started him a six-week course of Trunalimunumaprzure.

Posted by: Desperate times and all that at February 23, 2026 05:55 PM (TbWk/)

78 The SOTU is going to be lit!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 23, 2026 05:55 PM (Vh9CX)

79 If Joey dies, how soon will Hunter wrap the mourning shroud around himself to run for President?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2026 05:55 PM (2GVsD)

80 They're Somali?

Send them to Somalia. This is America. If they want to be American, they can stay, if they'll work, adopt western ways, abandon sharia, and buy a round of beers in celebration of winning the gold medal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 23, 2026 05:55 PM (I9tzz)

81 Fake news. Biden has no close friends.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:53 PM (8avO+)

Poor cancer.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2026 05:54 PM


The cancer has stage four Biden.


But seriously, bone cancer is intolerably painful. May he pass quickly.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 05:56 PM (4NO2D)

82 We'd like to give you reparations, but last night there was a break-in at the reparations office, and all our records were stolen.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
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Lol

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2026 05:56 PM (XeU6L)

83 We'd like to give you reparations, but last night there was a break-in at the reparations office, and all our records were stolen.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 23, 2026 05:54 PM (wGerL)

We gave you the reparations yesterday, honest! Dude looked just like you!! Fill out the Reparations Repetition form 26B at this address.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:56 PM (8avO+)

84 Judge Eileen Cannon perm. blocks release of Jack Smith's Report, calls him a bad dog too.
---
yeah, she calls him out for still prosecuting the case for months even after she dismissed the charges against Trump.

She should have sanctioned him for defying a judge's order.

But I guess that's only under the secret "Only When Trump Does It" Clause of the Constitution that Judge BonerBurger has.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2026 05:56 PM (HXT0k)

85 Concern Grows Among Biden’s Close Friends as He Battles Cancer That Has Spread to His Bones
_____

I'm shocked that he still has close friends, since he's now out of power.

Sucks about the cancer. Hopefully he confesses before it finishes the job. And hopefully that includes public confession for his sins as a public 'servant'. That might do him some good on his journey to the afterlife.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2026 05:56 PM (Dv3i1)

86 But seriously, bone cancer is intolerably painful. May he pass quickly.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 05:56 PM (4NO2D)

Not painful enough.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2026 05:57 PM (D86/H)

87 They can have all the Reparations they can spell.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2026 05:57 PM (1Udfd)

88 OT: Concern Grows Among Biden’s Close Friends as He Battles Cancer That Has Spread to His Bones

Not looking positive for ol'Joe.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (abIsI)
================
Tell him to stay safe, and don't visit Canada (or Oregon).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 23, 2026 05:57 PM (I9tzz)

89 "As is usual, 95% of the Somalis are ruining for the good 5% of Somalis." Posted by: garrett

My guess is there are 0% "good Somalis". They are very tribal and all support the theft, which they probably feel is "My Right as a Muslim". Plus they are inbred idiots, that brought their tribal ways with them.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 23, 2026 05:57 PM (vbXSk)

90 I propose a straight up swap. Minnesota for Alberta.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Newsletter?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2026 05:57 PM (XeU6L)

91 Are all Somalis as brazen snd piratey as these, or is it just the ones who've colonized MN?
Are there nice honest people in Somalia?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 23, 2026 05:57 PM (vfth7)

92 Not painful enough.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2026 05:57 PM


That comes later.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 05:57 PM (4NO2D)

93 Would it be wrong to root for the Somalis to turn on Walz, Frey and all of the DFL and do horrible things to them?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 23, 2026 05:58 PM (/PQmQ)

94 OT: Concern Grows Among Biden’s Close Friends as He Battles Cancer That Has Spread to His Bones

Not looking positive for ol'Joe.
----
But the cancer is going to be alright?
Thoughts and prayers for the cancer.
/s/ Every leftie when misfortune befalls a conservative

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2026 05:58 PM (HXT0k)

95 yeah, she calls him out for still prosecuting the case for months even after she dismissed the charges against Trump.

She should have sanctioned him for defying a judge's order.

But I guess that's only under the secret "Only When Trump Does It" Clause of the Constitution that Judge BonerBurger has.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2026 05:56 PM (HXT0k)

Should have had him dictate it out to a team of stenographers with limited breaks and no chair until it was done then burned the original and all copies. Just for laughs.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:59 PM (8avO+)

96 That comes later.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 05:57 PM (4NO2D)

Dr. Jill comes in with a new couch slip cover?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2026 05:59 PM (D86/H)

97 >>Are there nice honest people in Somalia?


Where would they lear that?

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2026 05:59 PM (1Udfd)

98
But seriously, bone cancer is intolerably painful. May he pass quickly.
Posted by: toby928(c)


Didn't Scott Adams die from that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2026 05:59 PM (Cqx++)

99 Somali's are essentially the Ferengi of the Galaxy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 23, 2026 05:59 PM (IifOV)

100 It's a boob thread now.
Thanks, tcn!
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 05:48 PM (6ydKt)

Remember that a boob thread is not the same thing as a thread full of boobs.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 06:00 PM (I40wl)

101 74 Can anyone think of a single benefit to importing Somali refugees? I'm looking for anything here.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at February

Some of them know how to sew really well. That is all I have.

Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Wmg4n)

102 99 Somali's are essentially the Ferengi of the Galaxy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 23, 2026 05:59 PM (IifOV)

I don't think they are that smart.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 06:00 PM (I40wl)

103 "cognitive behavioral therapy and focused deterrence, an approach that calls for paying sustained attention to the small number of people at highest risk of committing violence."

'At highest risk of committing violence'?
What the hey? Criminals are likely to commit vilolence?

Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2026 06:00 PM (LHPAg)

104 Are all Somalis as brazen snd piratey as these, or is it just the ones who've colonized MN?
Are there nice honest people in Somalia?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 23, 2026 05:57 PM (vfth7)

Well lessee...the famine there was caused by the gangs in the city stealing both the farmer's crops and any imported food..for no particular reason I have ever heard.

So that's a no for about 3/4 of them.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:01 PM (8avO+)

105 >>"cognitive behavioral therapy and focused deterrence, an approach that calls for paying sustained attention to the small number of people at highest risk of committing violence."


Or...and just hear me out here, we could put them in a box.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2026 06:01 PM (1Udfd)

106 55 Is Somalia wealthy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (OzWW4)

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Yes, they have like eight bucks.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 23, 2026 06:02 PM (Wnqw0)

107 One is 100% of the time. The other is only about... 50 to 75% of the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:02 PM (zZu0s)

108 In addition to deportations, maybe another lower crime reason is illegal aliens keeping their heads low and walking the line so they don't attract attention.

But not the Somalis! Give us more infidel!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2026 06:03 PM (n5tGW)

109 I don't think they are that smart.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 06:00 PM

Jar Jar Binks

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 23, 2026 06:03 PM (IifOV)

110 Sucks about the cancer. Hopefully he confesses before it finishes the job. And hopefully that includes public confession for his sins as a public 'servant'. That might do him some good on his journey to the afterlife.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2026 05:56 PM (Dv3i1)

Dude is too diminished to be able to confess the sins he has accumulated. There will be no public confession, certainly. He knew at all times he was committing grievous mortal sins, but he didn't care, and if he had confessed them, he would not have been absolved because he had no intention of not sinning again.

As a Catholic, I fear for his immortal soul. As a citizen, he can't pass fast enough. He will, as we all will, know the Truth. I tremble for myself, and I go to confession regularly. If he has any spark left, he has to know it's gonna be bad. What a miserable way to go, and I don't mean the cancer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 06:04 PM (I40wl)

111 Turns out when you enforce the law and deport criminals, crime goes down. As there is a HUGE inventory of homes right now, far more than are selling, I expect home prices to drop significantly by this summer as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 06:04 PM (PYyV9)

112 The Somalis will get repatriations via the Republican Congress.

Taking bets...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2026 06:04 PM (jtM2q)

113 Are all Somalis as brazen snd piratey as these, or is it just the ones who've colonized MN?
Are there nice honest people in Somalia?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 23, 2026 05:57 PM (vfth7)
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I'm guessing these are the ones who had enough ambition to leave their homeland for greener pastures (i.e., more opportunities to steal).

Those left behind are the dimmest of the dim.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2026 06:04 PM (ESVrU)

114 Also note: let's say you were a complete ass willing to pillage the world for the good of your country (or just had half a brain.)

You have discovered a cash printing machine in the US and you are getting inflows of millions per week.

Have we seen any new industry or investment popping up in Somalia or are the people there just as miserable as a decade ago?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:04 PM (zZu0s)

115 If the Somalians get a Commissar Judge they will rake in a bundle

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2026 06:04 PM (Ia/+0)

116 OT: Concern Grows Among Biden’s Close Friends as He Battles Cancer That Has Spread to His Bones

Not looking positive for ol'Joe.

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It's a stutter!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 23, 2026 06:05 PM (FXNzP)

117 Turns out when you enforce the law and deport criminals, crime goes down. As there is a HUGE inventory of homes right now, far more than are selling, I expect home prices to drop significantly by this summer as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 06:04 PM (PYyV9)

Partly because Trump blocked the predatory investment in houses by corps.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:05 PM (8avO+)

118 Between inbreeding, bad nutrition, and war for generations, Somalis test in mid retard level IQ on average which does not bode well for their capacity to do anything but crime.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 06:06 PM (PYyV9)

119 Instead of reparations …
How about DEPORTATIONS
🤨

Posted by: browndog barking at February 23, 2026 06:06 PM (tgBmz)

120 Well lessee...the famine there was caused by the gangs in the city stealing both the farmer's crops and any imported food..for no particular reason I have ever heard.

So that's a no for about 3/4 of them.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:01 PM (8avO+)

As it has been described to me, if you try to start a business in Somalia, all of your friends and relatives expect you to use any profits to support them, because. Eventually they will just steal your products for themselves. Therefore, almost nobody starts any businesses, so they are always in poverty.

Not just lazy, but feloniously lazy. And not that bright.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 06:06 PM (I40wl)

121 Here's your reparation plane ticket, have a nice flight!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2026 06:06 PM (n5tGW)

122 Biden has bones?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 23, 2026 06:06 PM (/PQmQ)

123 Concern Grows Among Biden’s Close Friends as He Battles Cancer That Has Spread to His Bones

Dude has been close to death from cancer for a year now, you would think he wouldn't be up to public appearances and statements.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 06:06 PM (PYyV9)

124 Reparations? Oh, of course! We have the fund set up already. Just come by, sign the request form, and we'll rubber stamp it. The street address is:

Publishers Clearinghouse
Intersection of 2026 Export Hwy and East Deport Rd
MINNEAPOLIS MN 55420
Attn: Officer Ima Friendly

Posted by: Reparations Central at February 23, 2026 06:07 PM (gLikB)

125 93 Would it be wrong to root for the Somalis to turn on Walz, Frey and all of the DFL and do horrible things to them?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 23, 2026 05:58 PM (/PQmQ)

I believe this is referred to as 'Poetic Justice'.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 06:07 PM (6ydKt)

126 It's retards all the way down.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 06:07 PM (OzWW4)

127 > Concern Grows Among Biden’s Close Friends as He Battles Cancer That Has Spread to His Bones
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Fuck that.

What about the cancer that killed his brain in 2020?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2026 06:08 PM (jtM2q)

128 Sucks about the cancer. Hopefully he confesses before it finishes the job. And hopefully that includes public confession for his sins as a public 'servant'. That might do him some good on his journey to the afterlife.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2026 05:56 PM (Dv3i1)

I'm afraid you have to be compos mentis to confess, but he can still get the Last Rites.

Posted by: sal at February 23, 2026 06:08 PM (f+FmA)

129 O/T Joe Dante from the sidebar

Just watched The 'Burbs. Just horrible. Everything. The casting, the acting, the writing. A disaster. Totally absent any redeeming qualities other than I didn't pay for it specifically. Awful.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2026 06:08 PM (RIvkX)

130 I figure we can home-grow our own retards and probably don't have to import any, if Democrat Congresscritters are any indication.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 06:09 PM (I40wl)

131 Concern Grows Among Biden’s Close Friends as He Battles Cancer That Has Spread to His Bones

Dude has been close to death from cancer for a year now, you would think he wouldn't be up to public appearances and statements.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 06:06 PM (PYyV9)

The only words that make sense in that original statement are as, that, and to.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:09 PM (8avO+)

132 Why would Somali "refugees" have even a shred of stress from ICE removing illegal aliens. Other than whatever fraction were committing fraud and being threatened with losing their refugee status if convicted of that.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 23, 2026 06:09 PM (s8lrQ)

133 Will Trump attend Biden's funeral?

Posted by: Delurker at February 23, 2026 06:10 PM (gtcuf)

134 Fuck all those grifting Illegal and otherwise Somalis with a barbed wire wrapped flaming pineapple, followed by a steak knife to the eyeball. Purge the grifting evil from our midst - start with Judge Boasberg.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at February 23, 2026 06:10 PM (7aGEe)

135 Heh the last time crime dropped like this in the early 90s the social scientists said it was because of the legalization of abortion.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2026 06:10 PM (RIvkX)

136 He will, as we all will, know the Truth. I tremble for myself, and I go to confession regularly. If he has any spark left, he has to know it's gonna be bad. What a miserable way to go, and I don't mean the cancer.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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He has no spark left, and probably had none to begin with. His "faith" was likely always a political show.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 23, 2026 06:10 PM (XvL8K)

137 I liked the old Tom Hanks The Burbs. It was fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:11 PM (zZu0s)

138 Yes I know I largely answered my Q with the second sentence. Seems a large fraction of them were committing or have family or friends that were committing fraud, plus the FNM probably told them ICE might deport them.

Guilty conscience plus media lying would cause some stress. They should sue the FNM for their stress.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 23, 2026 06:12 PM (s8lrQ)

139 I liked the old Tom Hanks The Burbs. It was fun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:11 PM (zZu0s)

Yes. It was a fun, goofy movie. I like it a lot. And Carrie Fisher was looking nicely milfy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at February 23, 2026 06:13 PM (0aYVJ)

140 >>>>>>Have we seen any new industry or investment popping up in Somalia or are the people there just as miserable as a decade ago?
**********
This is a rhetorical question, right?

Posted by: Cosda at February 23, 2026 06:13 PM (U71CA)

141 Is it true that the women's hockey team turned down President Trump's invite?

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 23, 2026 06:13 PM (3ImbR)

142 eh, instead of reparations, a free airplane ride back home
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2026 05:39 PM (sTSBN)

Even better, a free airplane rid half-way home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2026 06:13 PM (8zz6B)

143 Bet it won't be long after Joe takes the dirt nap that Hunter Biden writes a "tell all" on the Biden crime family. Finding a US publisher might be tough

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 23, 2026 06:14 PM (/PQmQ)

144 111 Turns out when you enforce the law and deport criminals, crime goes down. As there is a HUGE inventory of homes right now, far more than are selling, I expect home prices to drop significantly by this summer as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 06:04 PM (PYyV9)

It's buying too much avocado toast that was making homes unattainable.

Posted by: Ban avocado toast! at February 23, 2026 06:14 PM (TbWk/)

145 Looking at Newsoms office tweets and statements, I am wondering if his comms are being run by a stronk empowered whamen or a sissy gay dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)

146 Can anyone think of a single benefit to importing Somali refugees? I'm looking for anything here."

Well, we were just about out of business, then someone found out about "refugee resettlement funds"...

/"religious" support services

Posted by: man at February 23, 2026 06:14 PM (F8Ea/)

147 Looking at Newsoms office tweets and statements, I am wondering if his comms are being run by a stronk empowered whamen or a sissy gay dude.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)


why not both?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:15 PM (8avO+)

148 Peter Mandelson was arrested in the UK today.
I expected it after they picked up Ex-Prince Andy.

Keir is going to feel pressure over Mandelson, again, but he'll probably keep on keeping on for awhile until Labour can get a good handle on a replacement leader.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt)

149 Almost all cities were already decreasing in crime rate after a big post covid peak. It’s not because of the national guard or whatever, besides maybe DC where all activity decreased overall due to it. Trump gets no credit because he's not the cause.

We're seeing the gradual effects of ending leaded gasoline paying off. Also, ICE murder rate at all time high

Worse. All those who would be murderers are now in ICE getting the federal allowance to rape and kill immigrants and citizens. It's not prosecuted, so it doesn't reflect on crime.stats now.

Still about 6 times higher than the EU average. Y'all are still batshit even if you are slowly improving.

according to who? Anything the trump administration publishes is unreliable, because its from trump.

I wonder how much the population getting older is driving this trend. Crime is especially committed by young men, as that portion of the population declines it is expected that total crime will drop.

Correlation is not causation obviously, but it's interesting to know that alcohol consumption has also gone down in many places. I would wager that's at least one factor.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 23, 2026 06:16 PM (ycI94)

150 Have we seen any new industry or investment popping up in Somalia or are the people there just as miserable as a decade ago?"

You misspelled "two thousand years ago"...

Posted by: man at February 23, 2026 06:16 PM (F8Ea/)

151 Read the whole thing?

I’m working.

Make me.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 23, 2026 06:16 PM (MNYwX)

152 Biff Pocoroba: "His 'faith' was likely always a political show."

Yeah, I'm not buying the Devout Catholic dressing. Like Bill Clinton walking around with a Bible during the Lewinsky scandal. Expressed religion is purely a tool of the trade. And, given his position WRT Planned Parenthood, he's right next to Pelosi on the expressway to Hell.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 23, 2026 06:16 PM (gLikB)

153 Peter Mandelson was arrested in the UK today.
I expected it after they picked up Ex-Prince Andy.

Keir is going to feel pressure over Mandelson, again, but he'll probably keep on keeping on for awhile until Labour can get a good handle on a replacement leader.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt)

The will need the Mexican Police and Navy Seals to get that dude out of office.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:16 PM (8avO+)

154 Pissy not sissy.

Although by OG definition aren't pissy gay dudes sissies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:17 PM (zZu0s)

155 Correlation is not causation obviously, but it's interesting to know that alcohol consumption has also gone down in many places. I would wager that's at least one factor.

This could actually be related. Kids are using pot more than booze, which does tend to reduce ambition, violence and violent crime. It increases petty crime like theft, to pay for more weed, but less violence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 06:17 PM (PYyV9)

156 old and (very) busted : Somalia
new hotness : Somaliland!

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2026 06:18 PM (/M/4v)

157 We're seeing the gradual effects of ending leaded gasoline paying off.

That one has to be trolling them, right?

Posted by: Delurker at February 23, 2026 06:18 PM (gtcuf)

158 they’re soooo good looking!

Posted by: jerry at February 23, 2026 06:18 PM (WBTN8)

159 My theory is that Trump has illegals so scared of being arrested and actually deported instead of the usual catch and release they are staying home and not committing the amount of violent crime they normally would.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 23, 2026 06:18 PM (0N4FZ)

160 Biff Pocoroba: "His 'faith' was likely always a political show."

Yeah, I'm not buying the Devout Catholic dressing. Like Bill Clinton walking around with a Bible during the Lewinsky scandal. Expressed religion is purely a tool of the trade. And, given his position WRT Planned Parenthood, he's right next to Pelosi on the expressway to Hell.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 23, 2026 06:16 PM (gLikB)

he was never one of those religious ones - not like Al Gore, say, or even the Kennedy's playing up the Irishness. He was more an inside, nasty thug in the ranks. All of them yielded to the Dems demands on every issue of conscience in the end.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:19 PM (8avO+)

161 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 23, 2026 06:16 PM (ycI94)

Who knew our entire crime problem was from leaded gasoline last seen in the 1970s?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 06:19 PM (6ydKt)

162 new hotness : Somaliland!"

They already have a new flag...

Posted by: man at February 23, 2026 06:19 PM (F8Ea/)

163 154 Pissy not sissy.

Although by OG definition aren't pissy gay dudes sissies?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:17 PM (zZu0s)

Well there are gay dudes who aren't flamboyantly camp, so sissy is a helpful descriptive.

Posted by: Flaming or non-flaming, sir? at February 23, 2026 06:19 PM (TbWk/)

164 "The Somali pirates who fleeced this country for billions and billions of stolen booty are angry that their piracy has been slowed and are demanding... reparations."

I don't see why not. I mean, they have an absolute obligation to participate in jihad, and looting the infidel is part of jihad. The kuffar has to legitimate right to property (or life, for that matter) until they have formally accepted their lesser, dhimmi status.
Besides, interfering with jihad is classified as act of aggression, so claiming reparations is purely legitimate. It's really an act of kindness.

Posted by: Peter B at February 23, 2026 06:20 PM (VTbl0)

165 Almost all cities were already decreasing in crime rate after a big post covid peak. It’s not because of the national guard or whatever, besides maybe DC where all activity decreased overall due to it. Trump gets no credit because he's not the cause.

This guy obviously stayed in a Holiday Inn last night.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 06:20 PM (4NO2D)

166 Correlation is not causation obviously, but it's interesting to know that alcohol consumption has also gone down in many places. I would wager that's at least one factor.

This could actually be related. Kids are using pot more than booze, which does tend to reduce ambition, violence and violent crime. It increases petty crime like theft, to pay for more weed, but less violence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 06:17 PM (PYyV9)

gummies even more than pot if my MMO guildies self reports are to be believed.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:20 PM (8avO+)

167 116 OT: Concern Grows Among Biden’s Close Friends as He Battles Cancer That Has Spread to His Bones

Not looking positive for ol'Joe.


Sorry, i've gotten a bit suspicious about most of what i see reported in the media. Is this the fake cancer they whipped out of nowhere at the end of his term or did it actually turn out to be real? Or are they still trying to milk this and claim his fake cancer is spreading?

Posted by: Minotaur Milking Farm Ambassodor at February 23, 2026 06:20 PM (7gpcF)

168
[rubs hands together]
Man, oh man! A '67 Stingray roadster. This is going to be great!

Posted by: Hunter at February 23, 2026 06:21 PM (XeU6L)

169 The will need the Mexican Police and Navy Seals to get that dude out of office.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:16 PM (8avO+)

Keir is safe, for now, because Labour doesn't have anybody around that will be a better replacement, as far as I can tell.

The man is surviving because he's surrounded himself with idiots worse than he is.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 06:21 PM (6ydKt)

170 Almost all cities were already decreasing in crime rate after a big post covid peak. It’s not because of the national guard or whatever, besides maybe DC where all activity decreased overall due to it. Trump gets no credit because he's not the cause.

This guy obviously stayed in a Holiday Inn last night.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 06:20 PM (4NO2D)

I have no idea what it was, but it wasn't Trump. Or Terrorism, for that matter.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:21 PM (8avO+)

171 Who knew our entire crime problem was from leaded gasoline last seen in the 1970s"


It's a bit that shows up from time to time.

The lead issue is a good example of lies by poor statistics....

And all those kids chewing on window sills.

Posted by: man at February 23, 2026 06:21 PM (F8Ea/)

172 Is it true that the women's hockey team turned down President Trump's invite?
Posted by: IrishEi ?!

They did. Prior commitments.

Posted by: Tuna at February 23, 2026 06:22 PM (lJ0H4)

173 Keir is safe, for now, because Labour doesn't have anybody around that will be a better replacement, as far as I can tell.

The man is surviving because he's surrounded himself with idiots worse than he is.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 06:21 PM (6ydKt)

Labor: Only 98 percent of us have ties to Epstein and child porn!

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:22 PM (8avO+)

174 gummies even more than pot if my MMO guildies self reports are to be believed.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:20 PM (8avO+)

Wait, people are still playing MMOs?

I am betting... Guild Wars 2?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:22 PM (zZu0s)

175 The Somalis should all be lining up on their knees ready to suck the hell out of any American dick someone waves in front of their face for the privilege of us not loading them into the dank hold of a rusty-ass cargo ship and transporting them back to the desert hellhole from whence they came.

Then we should do it anyway after we've all had our dicks thoroughly sucked.

Posted by: ballistic at February 23, 2026 06:22 PM (5aZAZ)

176 Apropos of nothing, everything always works out for me. Mrs928 made a big pot of chicken and vegetable soup today. It is good but it's not one of my favorites. But, she decided it was too salty so she peeled a half dozen red potatoes and threw them in to absorb the excess salt flavor.

I am eating delicious potatoes fished out of the pot for dinner.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 06:23 PM (4NO2D)

177 Wait, people are still playing MMOs?

I am betting... Guild Wars 2?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:22 PM (zZu0s)
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I was in Lord of the Rings Online just this morning.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2026 06:23 PM (ESVrU)

178 What prior commitments could lady hockey players have?

Posted by: Delurker at February 23, 2026 06:23 PM (gtcuf)

179 Sorry, i've gotten a bit suspicious about most of what i see reported in the media. Is this the fake cancer they whipped out of nowhere at the end of his term or did it actually turn out to be real? Or are they still trying to milk this and claim his fake cancer is spreading?
Posted by: Minotaur Milking Farm Ambassodor at February 23, 2026 06:20 PM (7gpcF)

i found 'close friend' the most unbelievable part. Where were they when they were trotting him out with all those drug cocktails for 4 years?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:23 PM (8avO+)

180 gummies even more than pot if my MMO guildies self reports are to be believed.

Gummies and vapes, but its still all pot derivative. They aren't smoking it but they are ingesting it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 06:23 PM (PYyV9)

181 Or... Old School Runescape.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:23 PM (zZu0s)

182 Joke miraculously beats cancer and is ready for an energized 2028 run. The comeback kid!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2026 06:24 PM (+nEug)

183 Carrie Fisher was cute but Tom Hanks cannot act. Same character as always same as Bachelor Party same as Big same as Money Pit same as... *snore*

But I don't blame him, I blame Joe Dante.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2026 06:24 PM (RIvkX)

184 What prior commitments could lady hockey players have?"

Scissoring?

Posted by: man at February 23, 2026 06:24 PM (F8Ea/)

185 Sorry, i've gotten a bit suspicious about most of what i see reported in the media. Is this the fake cancer they whipped out of nowhere at the end of his term or did it actually turn out to be real? Or are they still trying to milk this and claim his fake cancer is spreading?
Posted by: Minotaur Milking Farm Ambassodor at February 23, 2026 06:20 PM (7gpcF)

What advantage would such a story give him? He has nothing to offer anyone at this point, and he isn't running for office so a sympathy play doesn't seem to have any utility. Something to put in a post-mortem hagiography written by a DNC staffer?

Posted by: Nobody who didn't care before would start now at February 23, 2026 06:24 PM (TbWk/)

186 Wait, people are still playing MMOs?

Been playing Turtle WoW lately. Its ClLassic World of Warcraft with tweaks and added material from Alpha that never got finished. Lots of great ideas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 06:24 PM (PYyV9)

187 "We're seeing the gradual effects of ending leaded gasoline paying off."

They are right. You just don't hear that many knock knock jokes nowadays.

Posted by: fd - My perspiration is unique and important at February 23, 2026 06:24 PM (vFG9F)

188 172 Is it true that the women's hockey team turned down President Trump's invite?
Posted by: IrishEi ?!

They did. Prior commitments.
Posted by: Tuna

Hopefully Kamala has a "shadow government" style event they can attend...and then it gets called racist because shadows are dark like Kamala.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 23, 2026 06:24 PM (ycI94)

189 I am eating delicious potatoes fished out of the pot for dinner.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 06:23 PM (4NO2D)
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I guess that's better than fishing them out of the river.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2026 06:24 PM (ESVrU)

190 Wait, people are still playing MMOs?

I am betting... Guild Wars 2?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:22 PM (zZu0s)
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I was in Lord of the Rings Online just this morning.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2026 06:23 PM (ESVrU)

Yes - GW2. Started it as extended therapy for a broken wrist, stayed because there is no level creep and the community is pretty cool and helps each other out.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:25 PM (8avO+)

191 same as Bachelor Party "

Damm, what happened to American women?

Posted by: man at February 23, 2026 06:25 PM (F8Ea/)

192 Well there are gay dudes who aren't flamboyantly camp, so sissy is a helpful descriptive.
Posted by: Flaming or non-flaming, sir? at February 23, 2026 06:19 PM (TbWk/)


My boyfriend's hairdresser is the sissy type.

Posted by: Liberace at February 23, 2026 06:25 PM (wVcYX)

193 Actually if all this is from stopping leaded fas, we should load it back up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

194 Some of them know how to sew really well. That is all I have.
Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Wmg4n)

They practice on their daughters' hoo-hahs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2026 06:27 PM (8zz6B)

195 I am eating delicious potatoes fished out of the pot for dinner.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 06:23 PM (4NO2D)

Just like I do at crawfish boils. And the corncobs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2026 06:28 PM (wVcYX)

196 I like salt.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 06:28 PM (4NO2D)

197 gummies even more than pot if my MMO guildies self reports are to be believed.

Gummies and vapes, but its still all pot derivative. They aren't smoking it but they are ingesting it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 06:23 PM (PYyV9)

yeah wasn't disputing the pot. Sometimes I have to help out peeps who get confused by things when dosing and as Pacific TZ person am on late relative to to many. Our guild leader is French and is really out of sync.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:29 PM (8avO+)

198 Solution-
Sent every somali back to somalia. Men, women, big, little, every one of them. Seize all assets and invest them in the War Department for border lockdown.

Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2026 06:29 PM (LHPAg)

199 Wait, people are still playing MMOs?

I am betting... Guild Wars 2?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
________

We need a regular gaming post again. Or maybe a group on one these fancy social media sites. I don't play MMOs, but would love to team up with morons in other games.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 23, 2026 06:30 PM (XvL8K)

200 Then we should do it anyway after we've all had our dicks thoroughly sucked.

--------

No Somali is sucking my dick. Sorry, I have standards.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 06:30 PM (Q1uY4)

201
You can suck your reparations outta my dick.

Posted by: America at February 23, 2026 06:30 PM (VWtfl)

202 Is it true that the women's hockey team turned down President Trump's invite?
Posted by: IrishEi ?!

They did. Prior commitments.
Posted by: Tuna at February 23, 2026 06:22 PM (lJ0H4)
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To ideologies.

Posted by: Axeman at February 23, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)

203 We need a regular gaming post again. Or maybe a group on one these fancy social media sites. I don't play MMOs, but would love to team up with morons in other games.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 23, 2026 06:30 PM (XvL8K)

Why not MMOs? Its even free for GW2. until you see the plushy mounts you can fly around in, that is.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:31 PM (8avO+)

204 iiinteresting..

"FLOYD MAYWEATHER vs. MANNY PACQUIAO

Two of the greatest icons in boxing history will meet again in the first-ever professional boxing match at Sphere in Las Vegas.

Saturday September 19.."


Posted by: runner at February 23, 2026 06:31 PM (/M/4v)

205 And Squirrel, thanks for turning me on to Classic Reload. I played Panzer General yesterday for the first time in 20 years.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 23, 2026 06:31 PM (XvL8K)

206 183 Carrie Fisher was cute but Tom Hanks cannot act. Same character as always same as Bachelor Party same as Big same as Money Pit same as... *snore*

But I don't blame him, I blame Joe Dante.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2026 06:24 PM (RIvkX)

I agree mostly, but he did stretch his abilities in Forrest Gump at least.

I'd say he acted in Philadelphia, too but I only watched that once once and can't remember his performance at all.

Tom Hanks had that every-man type persona that people liked and made up for acting talent, like a Clark Gable. Jimmy Stewart, or John Wayne.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 06:31 PM (6ydKt)

207 Classic 'cut off your nose to spite your face'.

Posted by: profligatewaste at February 23, 2026 06:32 PM (o/h7h)

208 Sucks about the cancer. Hopefully he confesses before it finishes the job. And hopefully that includes public confession for his sins as a public 'servant'. That might do him some good on his journey to the afterlife.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2026 05:56 PM (Dv3i1)

I'd rather they strap a leaky 5 gallon can of gas to his sorry ass and make his journey warm and bright.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 23, 2026 06:33 PM (snZF9)

209 America
@america
Somalis in Minnesota are now demanding reparations for trauma caused by “the crisis of ICE”
-----

Any "Somali" that would take to the microphone with complaints of that nature is nothing but a dirtbag grifter.

Posted by: Crusader at February 23, 2026 06:33 PM (TN0g+)

210 Reparations ? Granted
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at February 23, 2026 05:40 PM (VE6XX)


Remigration to the sacred homeland is the greatest gift we can provide to these populations.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2026 06:33 PM (rbvCR)

211 I don't play MMOs, but would love to team up with morons in other games.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 23, 2026 06:30 PM (XvL8K)

I'd agree on that one.

Right now though, I am replaying Cyberpunk with mods that makes some of the females bustier. Its remarkable how much better the game is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:34 PM (zZu0s)

212 America
@america
Somalis in Minnesota are now demanding reparations for trauma caused by “the crisis of ICE”
-----

Any "Somali" that would take to the microphone with complaints of that nature is nothing but a dirtbag grifter.
Posted by: Crusader at February 23, 2026 06:33 PM (TN0g+)

Any anyone to be fair.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:34 PM (8avO+)

213 Special Needs for a Special Nation - Gavin! 2028.

Paid for by Short Bus Coalition for a New(som) America

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 23, 2026 06:34 PM (tqpXi)

214 Have we seen any new industry or investment popping up in Somalia or are the people there just as miserable as a decade ago?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:04 PM (zZu0s)


I suspect they have upgraded their AKs

Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2026 06:34 PM (rbvCR)

215 Somalis? No reparations... the correct word is REPATRIATION.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2026 06:34 PM (mP0Kj)

216 I want reparations for getting fiscally raped to support this nonsense.

Posted by: fd - My best is good enough at February 23, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

217 I had a couple Guild wars toons.

Damn, is that a separate launcher or through steam... because remembering the login would be the kicker (or just start a new account.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:35 PM (zZu0s)

218 They did. Prior commitments.
Posted by: Tuna at February 23, 2026 06:22 PM (lJ0H4)
~~~~~

Shame. What fools.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 23, 2026 06:35 PM (3ImbR)

219 I don't play MMOs, but would love to team up with morons in other games.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 23, 2026 06:30 PM (XvL8K)

I'd agree on that one.

Right now though, I am replaying Cyberpunk with mods that makes some of the females bustier. Its remarkable how much better the game is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:34 PM (zZu0s)

I remember on launch a woman in a YT side playing and made a toon that looked pretty much like her. Then she stood in front of a mirror in game and her breasts were clipping outside the outfit.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:36 PM (8avO+)

220 America
@america
Somalis in Minnesota are now demanding reparations for trauma caused by “the crisis of ICE”
-----

Send them all the fuck home and they should be thankful we don't do ethnic cleansing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 23, 2026 06:36 PM (snZF9)

221 213 Special Needs for a Special Nation - Gavin! 2028.

Paid for by Short Bus Coalition for a New(som) America
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 23, 2026 06:34 PM (tqpXi)

He just tanked any chance of him getting elected Prezzy, short of Yuge fraud.

The normal American voter already went through one brain dead Prezzy, don't think they will vote for another this soon...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2026 06:36 PM (mP0Kj)

222 The word around town is, if you want Somalis, you gotta pay them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 06:36 PM (Q1uY4)

223 I have seen reported in conservative media that Democrats are UNDER reporting crime to make ICE raids look un needed. Is that part of this or no?

Posted by: anon2020 at February 23, 2026 06:36 PM (RqMDa)

224 "Trump gets no credit because he's not the cause."
-----------

Note the use of the word 'cause'. I believe that the psychatric folk would call this parapraxis. In this case, the writer is so possessed with TDS that 'cause' (having a negative connotation) is associated with Trump, even when the event is positive.

Posted by: Hunter at February 23, 2026 06:36 PM (XeU6L)

225 I think Scott Adams was prostate cancer that spread to the spine.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 23, 2026 06:37 PM (gQ15S)

226 220 America
@america
Somalis in Minnesota are now demanding reparations for trauma caused by “the crisis of ICE”
-----

Send them all the fuck home and they should be thankful we don't do ethnic cleansing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 23, 2026 06:36 PM (snZF9)

Out: Reparations.
New Hotness: Repatriation.

Funny how a couple of letters different can solve a problem.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2026 06:38 PM (mP0Kj)

227 What prior commitments could lady hockey players have?
----

I'm sure they start each morning with prayer and bible study, then wake the kids and get them ready to meet the school bus. Afterwards they have to run to the market and begin making preparations for the family dinner. And of course the late afternoon includes meeting the returning school bus, and going over the kid's homework assignments and making sure permission slips for future field trips are signed. By the time they've cooked dinner, there's just no time to visit the White House.

Posted by: Crusader at February 23, 2026 06:38 PM (TN0g+)

228 Ok, I know my next ewetub hole:

Colorized footage of the sinking of the HMS Barham in 1941.

https://youtu.be/9YC8SOvq2TQ?
si=aHXSwWZuaJE0f2_S

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

229 The reason crime is down is they took perfectly useless psychopath democrat voters and returned them to their shithole countries and cowed others into becoming honest, hard-working people get deported.

Posted by: Randolph Duke at February 23, 2026 06:38 PM (Ksqrb)

230 I had a couple Guild wars toons.

Damn, is that a separate launcher or through steam... because remembering the login would be the kicker (or just start a new account.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:35 PM (zZu0s)

Steam and another platform were recently added. They don't mix in some respects with updates with the Anet login.

So if you can't remember and don't have memory issues its probably an ANet account.

They've added quite a lot these last few years after being in a bit of a doldrum update wise for a while.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:38 PM (8avO+)

231 And Squirrel, thanks for turning me on to Classic Reload. I played Panzer General yesterday for the first time in 20 years.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 23, 2026 06:31 PM (XvL8K)
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Glad you enjoyed it!

I've played the classic SSI gold box D&D games on there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2026 06:38 PM (ESVrU)

232 223 I have seen reported in conservative media that Democrats are UNDER reporting crime to make ICE raids look un needed. Is that part of this or no?
Posted by: anon2020 at February 23, 2026 06:36 PM (RqMDa)

Or.... maybe... when you deport a few Million known Lawbreakers... the crime rate drops?

WHO WOULDA THUNK IT!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2026 06:39 PM (mP0Kj)

233 Ok, I know my next ewetub hole:

Colorized footage of the sinking of the HMS Barham in 1941.

https://youtu.be/9YC8SOvq2TQ?
si=aHXSwWZuaJE0f2_S
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

you know of Drachinifel?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:39 PM (8avO+)

234 I have seen reported in conservative media that Democrats are UNDER reporting crime to make ICE raids look un needed. Is that part of this or no?
-----

Yes, that's been going on for years in Democratic-run cities (and states).

Posted by: Crusader at February 23, 2026 06:39 PM (TN0g+)

235 Smother Mudpants with a pillow. It's the humane thing to do.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2026 06:39 PM (liTrP)

236 Gotta admit, it takes a special kind of moxie to grift billions through fraud and then ask for reparations.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 23, 2026 06:40 PM (XUxhu)

237 Nude Hits

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 06:41 PM (Drm1A)

238 I have seen reported in conservative media that Democrats are UNDER reporting crime to make ICE raids look un needed. Is that part of this or no?
Posted by: anon2020 at February 23, 2026 06:36 PM (RqMDa)

well they do underreport crime with the Soros DAs but it has nothing to do with ICE. Or they don't arrest in the first place with cop directives.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:41 PM (8avO+)

239 236 Gotta admit, it takes a special kind of moxie to grift billions through fraud and then ask for reparations.
Posted by: Halfhand at February 23, 2026 06:40 PM (XUxhu)

Bettah? The MSM is taking them seriously.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2026 06:41 PM (mP0Kj)

240 Prior commitment my butt. F'em.

Posted by: fd - My best is good enough at February 23, 2026 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

241
Yes, that's been going on for years in Democratic-run cities (and states).
Posted by: Crusader
--------------------

So to be fair, it isn't ALL Trump's policies

Posted by: anon2020 at February 23, 2026 06:41 PM (RqMDa)

242 They've added quite a lot these last few years after being in a bit of a doldrum update wise for a while.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:38 PM (8avO+)

Hmmm. Have to check it out. I still have the email I used, so should be able to restore.

Damn. It would have to be before covid when I played that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:42 PM (zZu0s)

243 We will see more of this Somalian woman, her case will go to a Leftist court and it won't be so quickly thrown out.

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2026 06:42 PM (Ia/+0)

244 Hmmm. Have to check it out. I still have the email I used, so should be able to restore.

Damn. It would have to be before covid when I played that one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:42 PM (zZu0s)

all your equipment is still OK for using, no level creep in GW2. What races were they, and classes?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:43 PM (8avO+)

245 So to be fair, it isn't ALL Trump's policies

They have been underreporting crimes for years, as in "before Trump took office."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 06:43 PM (PYyV9)

246 A guy got arrested in Kentucky for having sex with a dead deer on the side of the road. Necrophilia and bestiality. Don't know if it was a buck.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 23, 2026 06:45 PM (/PQmQ)

247
well they do underreport crime with the Soros DAs but it has nothing to do with ICE. Or they don't arrest in the first place with cop directives.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:41 PM (8avO+)
-------------

Well this is how ICE is involved. The theory is if a city or state has so little crime Trump has no justification to send ICE there.

Posted by: anon2020 at February 23, 2026 06:45 PM (RqMDa)

248
I think Minnesota Somalis are going to get reparation checks one way or another.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 23, 2026 06:45 PM (Nh98F)

249 What races were they, and classes?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:43 PM (8avO+)

No idea. Probably a ranged class and a two handed sword kinda class.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

250 I think Minnesota Somalis are going to get reparation checks one way or another.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 23, 2026 06:45 PM (Nh98F)

They still haven't given American blacks any reparations.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:46 PM (8avO+)

251 I gotta comment the nood comment the nood

Posted by: Toby Two-Times at February 23, 2026 06:46 PM (Drm1A)

252 Send them all the fuck home and they should be thankful we don't do ethnic cleansing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 23, 2026 06:36 PM (snZF9)

Round them all up, and send them back to Somalia as slaves, wholly-owned by Somalicorp, an arm's-length corporate entity controlled by the White House. Treat them humanely, unless they fuck up. Give them menial labor jobs, according to their mentality. The really stupid ones, under 80 IQ, neuter them so they cannot reproduce. Ban the practice of islam, on pain of death. Let them know they can escape the slavery if they become literate, and embrace Christianity. Backsliders into islam get a bullet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2026 06:47 PM (8zz6B)

253 What races were they, and classes?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:43 PM (8avO+)

No idea. Probably a ranged class and a two handed sword kinda class.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

Mesmers use 2 hand swords as a huge floating magic wand for some spells. Ranger 2H sword has a skill that makes a great thwack sound as it hits. Just don't do it when something dies you can run off a cliff that way.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 06:48 PM (8avO+)

254
They have been underreporting crimes for years, as in "before Trump took office."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 06:43
------------

True, but the theory (not mine) is it is ramped up to give no reason for ICE raids.

Posted by: anon2020 at February 23, 2026 06:49 PM (RqMDa)

255 Problem is I take it many been here sice Clinton fiasco into Somalia

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2026 06:49 PM (Ia/+0)

256 Who knew our entire crime problem was from leaded gasoline last seen in the 1970s?
Posted by: SpeakingOf


It still amuses me that for years after that, the "Unleaded" pumps had labels on them that say "Contain lead anti-knock compounds".

May still, in fact.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 23, 2026 06:51 PM (a+4eV)

257 238 I have seen reported in conservative media that Democrats are UNDER reporting crime to make ICE raids look un needed. Is that part of this or no?
Posted by: anon2020 at February 23, 2026 06:36 PM (RqMDa)

well they do underreport crime with the Soros DAs but it has nothing to do with ICE. Or they don't arrest in the first place with cop directives.

So, Prince Drakul, you would like to know what it is to be a *MONSTER*.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly3cSt5WbSE
The very real reason LIBs never dared oppose, nor expose Epstein (and CLINTON). They studied Drakul's tactics well and gratuitously employed them all while their bag men hid the evidence.

Q: Why *DID* Bernard Nusbaum first notify ctHILLARY FIRST upon the Death of Vince Foster?

https://youtu.be/yBOAP37bldQ?t=210
...because Men do not fear swords -- they fear MONSTERS.

forWAR'd:: !!!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at February 23, 2026 06:58 PM (+Csis)

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