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Mamdani Calls Upon New Yorkers to Do the Jobs the Government Just Can't Do -- Shoveling Snow;
He Says All Applicants Must Show ID Before Shoveling Snow

Wait, is he saying that black and brown people aren't allowed to shovel snow? And married women?

Because I have been repeatedly told that black and brown people (and married women) don't have ID and don't know how to get ID.

Should we crowdfund an employment discrimination campaign against NYC?

Mamdani is begging for cheap labor to shovel snow because his Theater Kid Incompetence was revealed when he allowed the late January snow to stick around in huge four-foot piles of snow, garbage, and rat feces for a month.

But he says you need to bring ID.

Iliftfordoughnuts
@AndriaDont99498

Feb 21

Breaking:

Zohran Mamdani can't afford any more city employees so he's giving citizens the " Opportunity " To work for half the city worker rate and without the benefits. But only if they bring 3 forms of ID. You need that to shovel snow. Just not to vote.

Florida doesn't require ID to shovel snow. So Mamdani is lying when he says he's forced to require ID by "federal law."


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:40 PM




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1 putz

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 23, 2026 02:41 PM (CWTWj)

2 What a snow job...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2026 02:41 PM (2GVsD)

3 Promethius don't shovel snow.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 23, 2026 02:42 PM (Kt19C)

4 The great thing is that nobody has taken Mamdani up on his offer.

Guess no-one has ID.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 23, 2026 02:42 PM (n1OCj)

5 Jim snow.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2026 02:42 PM (u73oe)

6 But no ID to vote? Make it make sense.
--------------------------

You see, when dead people, illegals, and Democrats love each other very much....

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 02:42 PM (E0p3T)

7 Donner Party, NYC style. Great plan mayor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2026 02:43 PM (2GVsD)

8 I nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 02:43 PM (ExV1e)

9 It's OK... they're shoveling "dignity snow."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2026 02:43 PM (jtM2q)

10 Mandani is really the perfect Central Casting Communist. Role of his life, doing great.

Posted by: t-bird at February 23, 2026 02:43 PM (YmKky)

11 If we believe the posts on X, no one signed up for this amazing opportunity.

Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2026 02:43 PM (OoFl2)

12 Won't the 'warmth of collectivism' melt that snowfall, and for free?

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at February 23, 2026 02:44 PM (t/Eo5)

13 Those depending upon Door Dash and Uber hardest hit.

the cats will be feasting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2026 02:44 PM (2GVsD)

14 Rope-pushers of the Northeast unite!

I think the actual rats in NYC are smarter than the voters.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 23, 2026 02:44 PM (0kYnX)

15 Zohran Mamdani can't afford any more city employees so he's giving citizens the " Opportunity " To work for half the city worker rate and without the benefits. But only if they bring 3 forms of ID. You need that to shovel snow. Just not to vote.
++++
I hope a LOT of NYers do this.
And that they all mysteriously "slip" and get injured and drain the city courtesy of the workman's comp system...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2026 02:44 PM (3OtAS)

16 Oh, lots of pictures -- good.

I will tell my boss that this post is about how everyone wishes they were in California and maybe he can be President some day!

(When he is in good mood he sometimes lets me eat the leftover pâté and artisan bread.)

Posted by: Gavin's word wallah at February 23, 2026 02:45 PM (uaLwQ)

17 Only ID needed? No background checks, fingerprinting, references, safety course, sexual harassment course, DEI course (continue ad nauseum) . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2026 02:45 PM (wVcYX)

18 This is kind of perfect.

Zohan?

Or

Mamalamadingdong?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

19 Florida doesn't require ID to shovel snow. ...
++++
Ummm....

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2026 02:45 PM (3OtAS)

20 Marco Rubio being called on for more and more jobs is really the funniest thing on Twixxer right now.

As Mamdani pointed out, they had to ask for all that ID in order to pay the workers, which fine. But it is a hugely ironic thing to demand ID to shovel snow and not to vote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 02:45 PM (PYyV9)

21 “Federal law requires employers to get authorization and documentation to pay people. We can't just cut checks to individuals.”

can't he just declare nyc to be a sanctuary city?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 23, 2026 02:45 PM (CWTWj)

22
To get a temporary job shoveling snow, Democrats want you to show:

-Two photos
-Two original forms of ID
-A Social Security card

---------

Is the real purpose to register illegals to vote?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 23, 2026 02:46 PM (azNOR)

23 Hi fellow Negroes. Aren't we all outraged that, in Mamdanistan, we are prohibited from shoveling snow, because we cannot get IDs?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 23, 2026 02:46 PM (AlhUl)

24 I want to see Marco as Mario the plumber to deal with that sewer line break.

Posted by: Butch at February 23, 2026 02:46 PM (98xTj)

25 Not to worry NYC all your food is free now.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 23, 2026 02:46 PM (pZ64F)

26 Stupid commie retard.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2026 02:46 PM (dK+Kv)

27 This is absolutely wild.
To get a temporary job shoveling snow, Democrats want you to show:
-Two photos
-Two original forms of ID
-A Social Security card

But to vote?
No ID required.
Make it make sense.

++++
I can't.

But I can laugh at it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2026 02:46 PM (3OtAS)

28 Ha! These SNAP EBT parasites aren't going to shovel snow. What's the incentive? They're all ready cashing in.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 23, 2026 02:46 PM (gVUi7)

29 A valid question is thus:

How many who live in NYC own a shovel?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2026 02:47 PM (2GVsD)

30 can't he just declare nyc to be a sanctuary city?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 23, 2026 02:45 PM (CWTWj)

Yeah, whatever happened to 'from each according to his means to each according to his needs'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 02:47 PM (zZu0s)

31 Marco memes: As General John J "Black Jack" Pershing suppressing a Mexican uprising.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2026 02:47 PM (wVcYX)

32 Of course, Tiny DeNiro and all the other celebutards who are always talking up NYC as paradise haven't been seen shoveling anything but bullshit.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 23, 2026 02:47 PM (0kYnX)

33 This has nothing to do with shoveling snow. It's a benefits program to grift cash.

The forms of ID they will accept will be lottery tickets, EBT cards, and OF profiles, and half the money will be no-show jobs and kickbacks.

The roads in NYC are already plowed and the buses and subways are running. Same as last time. The hysterical reports were drastically over-blown.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 23, 2026 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

34 Stupid commie retard.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2026 02:46 PM (dK+Kv)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 02:47 PM (zZu0s)

35 Zohran Mamdani can't afford any more city employees so he's giving citizens the " Opportunity " To work for half the city worker rate and without the benefits. But only if they bring 3 forms of ID. You need that to shovel snow. Just not to vote.
++++
I hope a LOT of NYers do this.
And that they all mysteriously "slip" and get injured and drain the city courtesy of the workman's comp system...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2026 02:44 PM (3OtAS)

They should take the shovels home and sell them back to the city for a profit.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 02:47 PM (8avO+)

36 Can't the New Yorkers just get their nannies and gardeners to shovel snow? Oh, wait. Oops.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 23, 2026 02:47 PM (zuIfz)

37 I hope a LOT of NYers do this.
And that they all mysteriously "slip" and get injured and drain the city courtesy of the workman's comp system...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2026 02:44 PM (3OtAS)
---
Something tells me the city doesn't have the funds to pay the workers anyway...

"The check's in the mail!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2026 02:48 PM (ESVrU)

38 Snow that falls on stolen land is not illegal

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 23, 2026 02:48 PM (8AONa)

39 How many dead in NYC cuz snow?

Posted by: pudinhead at February 23, 2026 02:48 PM (pZ64F)

40 Some day the scowling Marco meme will stop being funny. But today is not that day.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 23, 2026 02:48 PM (Fs0KI)

41 Hi fellow Negroes. Aren't we all outraged that, in Mamdanistan, we are prohibited from shoveling snow, because we cannot get IDs?
Posted by: Eeyore


Well, we wouldn't be able to read 'em if we had 'em anyway.
-- Gavin Newsome

Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 02:48 PM (77rzZ)

42
Even with ID to shovel, NYC will send out checks to any Somali who says they shoveled snow. #ShovelGate

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 23, 2026 02:48 PM (IifOV)

43 Another important question for Ace, does freezing affect the taste of hobo stew?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2026 02:49 PM (2GVsD)

44 Marco memes: As General John J "Black Jack" Pershing suppressing a Mexican uprising.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2026 02:47 PM (wVcYX)

Was not an uprising, it was an assault on some towns 50+ miles inside the border.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 02:49 PM (8avO+)

45 Shovelling Equals Citizenship.

Want to know more?

Posted by: Another Anon at February 23, 2026 02:49 PM (4h45B)

46
15

I hope a LOT of NYers do this.
And that they all mysteriously "slip" and get injured and drain the city courtesy of the workman's comp system...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2026 02:44

-------

As I understand it, there is no workman's comp for this.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 23, 2026 02:49 PM (azNOR)

47 41 Hi fellow Negroes. Aren't we all outraged that, in Mamdanistan, we are prohibited from shoveling snow, because we cannot get IDs?
Posted by: Eeyore

"Which end of the shovel do we use?"
-Gavin Newsom 980 SAT, Can't read

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 23, 2026 02:49 PM (IifOV)

48 Gooder and harderer, says I.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 02:49 PM (4NO2D)

49 Marco Rubio has got to be a good sport about all those photo shops. I hope so anyhow. They are hilarious.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 23, 2026 02:49 PM (f9G9D)

50 Shows that ID voting is a ruse

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2026 02:49 PM (Ia/+0)

51 Get the homeless to shovel snow and pay them in change and loosees.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 23, 2026 02:50 PM (4hjRS)

52 Look who wins in most of the states without photo id requirements.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 02:50 PM (OzWW4)

53 'Iced Stew' never caught on for some reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

54 49 Marco Rubio has got to be a good sport about all those photo shops. I hope so anyhow. They are hilarious.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 23, 2026 02:49 PM (f9G9D)

I read where he gets a good laugh out of them.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 02:50 PM (pDt9x)

55 He was stealing wheelbarrows!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 23, 2026 02:50 PM (4NO2D)

56 I love the implication here, and not the one having to do with ID.

No, it's the one about relative value. The city is ill-equipped to deal with a problem, so the city is offering to pay residents if they help deal with the problem - but only at half-scale.

"You, resident, are worth half of a city worker. We appreciate the help, but don't go thinking you're worth as much as our guys."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2026 02:51 PM (3OtAS)

57 Shovel ready jobs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 02:51 PM (OzWW4)

58 As I understand it, there is no workman's comp for this.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 23, 2026 02:49 PM (azNOR)

Independent contractors but there are ways around it .

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 23, 2026 02:51 PM (4hjRS)

59 [WILLOWED]

You can "hypnotize" someone into becoming a follower, but not a leader.

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 02:33 PM (E0p3T)

-------------

I think you could have written Buck Sexton's new book:

"Manufacturing Delusion: How the Left Uses Brainwashing, Indoctrination, and Propaganda Against You"

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 23, 2026 02:52 PM (Zwr4m)

60
Somalis's in New York will be getting snow shovel payments well into August, for snow that melted in March.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 23, 2026 02:52 PM (IifOV)

61 Look who wins in most of the states without photo id requirements.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 02:50 PM (OzWW4)

And Dems still bitch about how we cheat more and they need to work harder.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 02:52 PM (8avO+)

62 I'm sure Mayor Mandani didn't design the process himself, and would agree it's excessive, but the city needs good records on who its puts in a role like this in case someone gets hurt. "Communist mayor kept poor records, local woman killed by snowplow will not be able to obtain payment from city for funeral"

this might be a concession with the unions. Lawmakers can hire non-Union labor, but they're going to make it as hard as possible.

everyone in new york city can get two passport photos within like a 10 minute walk of their house. this isn’t working for your neighbor’s landscaping company

Social media is on fire with everything from "I ALREADY PAY TAXES TO EMPLOYEES WHO SHOULD BE SHOVELING SNOW" to "THIS IS HIS SCAM TO MAKE VOTER IDS FOR ILLEGALS." If they hadn't done it he'd have been FUNNELING MONEY STRAIGHT TO ANONYMOUS FRIENDS. "

Zohran why did you personally invent government bureaucracy?!?!

The right to vote, which is crucial to the functioning of our democracy, and in which we have a history of trying to suppress certain people from voting, is treated differently than getting a job shoveling snow?

Shocked in conservative!!!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 23, 2026 02:52 PM (JCZqz)

63 Somalis's in New York will be getting snow shovel payments well into August, for snow that melted in March.
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 23, 2026 02:52 PM (IifOV)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2026 02:52 PM (3OtAS)

64 'Iced Stew' never caught on for some reason.

"Gazpacho soup!"
-- Famous Last Words

Posted by: Arnold J. Rimmer, BSC, SSC at February 23, 2026 02:53 PM (Fs0KI)

65 What are the odds NYC Snow Shovelers makes the President's SOTUS?

Posted by: mrp at February 23, 2026 02:53 PM (rj6Yv)

66 And Dems still bitch about how we cheat more and they need to work harder.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 02:52 PM (8avO+)

Bitch/ Lie

220/221

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 23, 2026 02:53 PM (4hjRS)

67 That Marco Rubio meme is hilarious. I hope that he finds most of those memes funny as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2026 02:53 PM (rZCVI)

68 Aetius

In April Revell is releasing what looks to be a new tool 1/32 Me 262A-1a/U4 Kanonvogel. 220 parts. Now you can build your 5cm cannon armed Schwable.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2026 02:53 PM (2GVsD)

69 Yeah, whatever happened to 'from each according to his means to each according to his needs'?
——-

The old school communists were crazy, but they weren’t total idiots. They never paid people not to work.

They found you a job. You had to show up to the Glorious Widget Factory #12 and go through the motions, at least. This was required.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 23, 2026 02:53 PM (f9G9D)

70 >>>Get the homeless to shovel snow and pay them in change and loosees.

Posted by: Opinion fact

>How about I go to the local bodega, steal a bottle of Lambrusco and get locked up. Three hots and a cot until Spring.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 23, 2026 02:54 PM (gVUi7)

71 “ Democracy”. Nasty little concept, that, when delved in to.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 02:54 PM (pDt9x)

72 Just think, you have to show ID because you will be paid, and then taxed on what you earn doing what the city has already taxed you to do already.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR)

73 The idea of hiring a small army of shovelers when needed is a good one. Shame modern government cannot manage to do so efficiently.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 23, 2026 02:54 PM (jO0MG)

74 Well, hell.
Might as well try it.
Rickshaws didn't work.

Posted by: Kramer and Newman at February 23, 2026 02:54 PM (2Ez/1)

75 I'm sure Mayor Mandani didn't design the process himself, and would agree it's excessive, but the city needs good records on who its puts in a role like this in case someone gets hurt. "Communist mayor kept poor records, local woman killed by snowplow will not be able to obtain payment from city for funeral"

-----------------------------

you have the individual or body if someone gets hurt. Your records down in the town hall isn't going to help anyone.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 02:55 PM (8avO+)

76 69.
Chikatilo even had a factory job.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 23, 2026 02:55 PM (0kYnX)

77 How about I go to the local bodega, steal a bottle of Lambrusco and get locked up. Three hots and a cot until Spring.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 23, 2026 02:54 PM (gVUi7


I doubt you could carry $1000 worth of Lambrusco

Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2026 02:55 PM (rbvCR)

78 "You, resident, are worth half of a city worker. We appreciate the help, but don't go thinking you're worth as much as our guys."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2026 02:51 PM (3OtAS)
====

Also, our guys called off and are sitting home and getting paid full freight.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2026 02:55 PM (RIvkX)

79 From each according to their ability (NYC residents). To each according to their need (NYC govt).

Oh, and you still to pay your taxes to cover "city services" comrade.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 23, 2026 02:55 PM (XUxhu)

80 Why don't they have snow plows?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 02:55 PM (OzWW4)

81 If you think Mamdani or the Left is bothered by this, your kidding yourself.

Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2026 02:55 PM (G0vdT)

82 Karoline Leavit has confirmed what the Mexican government said. There was no Navy Seals participation in national territory. Collaboration was limited to intelligence.
---

hmm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 23, 2026 02:56 PM (cW1mv)

83 46
15

I hope a LOT of NYers do this.
And that they all mysteriously "slip" and get injured and drain the city courtesy of the workman's comp system...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2026 02:44

-------

As I understand it, there is no workman's comp for this.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 23, 2026 02:49 PM (azNOR)
________
Mamdani will just sent them to Canada for MAID.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 23, 2026 02:56 PM (AlhUl)

84 IIRC there's already been some major bitching and complaining about the effective snow removal in NYC. People's cars being buried in snow by the city plows.

And to the question whether NYC dwellers have shovels, the answer is "no."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2026 02:56 PM (jtM2q)

85 The idea of hiring a small army of shovelers when needed is a good one. Shame modern government cannot manage to do so efficiently.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 23, 2026 02:54 PM (jO0MG)
++++
Nothing they can't foul up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2026 02:56 PM (3OtAS)

86 Declare NYC a snow free zone. That should work.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2026 02:57 PM (n5tGW)

87 Marco memes: As General John J "Black Jack" Pershing suppressing a Mexican uprising.

I saw one of him as a cartel leader

Just think, you have to show ID because you will be paid, and then taxed on what you earn doing what the city has already taxed you to do already.

"It has the purity of an ant colony. And the beauty of a flawless pearl"
--Dr. Cocteau

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 02:57 PM (PYyV9)

88 I would hate to the the snow shoveling Nu Yawker ... that uncovers a dead homeless person under the snow...

Posted by: Adriane the Lens Cap Covered Camera Photography Critic . . . at February 23, 2026 02:57 PM (3ZUWJ)

89 No bid contracts?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 02:57 PM (OzWW4)

90 Marco memes: As General John J "Black Jack" Pershing suppressing a Mexican uprising.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Was not an uprising, it was an assault on some towns 50+ miles inside the border.
Posted by: Oldcat

I meant it in a poetic license sort of way. You are correct, though.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2026 02:57 PM (wVcYX)

91 70 >>>Get the homeless to shovel snow and pay them in change and loosees.

Posted by: Opinion fact

>How about I go to the local bodega, steal a bottle of Lambrusco and get locked up. Three hots and a cot until Spring.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 23, 2026 02:54 PM (gVUi7)
________
The O Henry strategy.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 23, 2026 02:57 PM (AlhUl)

92 The "journalist" asking Mamdani about the ID conflict in the first video sounds downright apologetic that he has to question in any way Mamdani's obvious BS. Speak truth to power much?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2026 02:57 PM (Riz8t)

93 The Lump snapped to yesterday and ranted about the NYC Socialists protecting their butts by demanding specific ID for payments for snow shoveling.
---
In NYC, individuals hired for snow shoveling who earn over $400 in a year are generally considered self-employed, making them liable for taxes, and potentially receiving a 1099-NEC or 1099-MISC. Property owners in NYC are responsible for clearing sidewalks, and hiring contractors is common.

However, the Department of Sanitation (DSNY) hires emergency snow shovelers, paying roughly $19.41 per hour (up to $28.71 for overtime). These positions are often treated as temporary employment, which may differ from private contractor 1099 arrangements.

😂

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 23, 2026 02:57 PM (NFX2v)

94 Re: Mexico

First rule of Delta Force is...what was that noise at my door. BRB...

Posted by: sifty boones at February 23, 2026 02:57 PM (0kYnX)

95 What will they require for proof of work completed?

Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2026 02:57 PM (G0vdT)

96 If you think Mamdani or the Left is bothered by this, your kidding yourself.

Oh no they don't care. Hypocrisy means nothing to them, there is no shame in their capacity.

But it matters to ma and pa voter, to facebook readers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 02:58 PM (PYyV9)

97 Neighbor lady just got back from Cozumel. Said she loved it but never left the resort grounds, because of safety concerns. So, a compound with a beach and palm trees. Hard pass.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 02:58 PM (pDt9x)

98 I feel bad for Jessica Tisch. Comes from a wealthy family and has done a pretty solid job as police commissioner. Given her wealth she doesn't have to be doing this. But she chose to step up and now has to deal with this ideological clown show

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 23, 2026 02:58 PM (/PQmQ)

99 73 The idea of hiring a small army of shovelers when needed is a good one. Shame modern government cannot manage to do so efficiently.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 23, 2026 02:54 PM (jO0MG)
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Meanwhile, the Buffalo Bills have no trouble recruiting a small army to clear the stadium seats of lake-effect snow before a game. They pay the people and feed them and I assume provide beer on the sly.

Kind of a bummer that their new stadium has covers over the seats so they won't be doing it moving forward.

Posted by: Liberace at February 23, 2026 02:58 PM (5aZAZ)

100
Mamdani has a point about ID for working vs voting.

For work, it's legally required. For voting, it's not. I don't think he wants to look beyond that, though.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 23, 2026 02:58 PM (Nh98F)

101 I think you could have written Buck Sexton's new book:

"Manufacturing Delusion: How the Left Uses Brainwashing, Indoctrination, and Propaganda Against You"

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 23, 2026 02:52 PM (Zwr4m)

Probably. We're *all* victims of their brainwashing, to an extent. We spend 90% of the time talking about whatever stupid bullshit the Left wants us talking about.

Imagine a world where the news was what we wanted to discuss or prioritize. We don't live in that world. It's how they enact "change".

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 02:58 PM (E0p3T)

102 95 What will they require for proof of work completed?
Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2026 02:57 PM (G0vdT)


Skin color.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 02:59 PM (pDt9x)

103 If you think Mamdani or the Left is bothered by this, your kidding yourself.
Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2026 02:55 PM (G0vdT)

He's bothered enough to try this stunt, to try and show his collectivizing power. The Media would have stomped on any serious news about the failures for him.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 02:59 PM (8avO+)

104 ..Florida doesn't require ID to shovel snow

When was the last time it snowed in Fla ?

Posted by: NOAA at February 23, 2026 02:59 PM (3sXRv)

105 Declare NYC a snow free zone. That should work.

You can't snow on stolen land.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2026 02:59 PM (Riz8t)

106 Just think, you have to show ID because you will be paid, and then taxed on what you earn doing what the city has already taxed you to do already.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR)

Quantum Regression!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2026 02:59 PM (wVcYX)

107 Imagine a world where the news was what we wanted to discuss or prioritize. We don't live in that world. It's how they enact "change".
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 02:58 PM (E0p3T)

After comment 100 we do.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:00 PM (8avO+)

108 “The right to vote, which is crucial to the functioning of our democracy“
——-

Churchill was correct about a great many things. His opinion of democracy is not one of them. It is absolutely retarded. It can be made to work in certain limited or self selected groups, Perhaps. Not in a pluralistic mutiethnic “diverse” accumulation of warring tribes.

Our own government defined and thought democracy “results in license, agitation,, and discontent. Mobocracy”. Sounds about right.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 23, 2026 03:00 PM (f9G9D)

109 >>How many who live in NYC own a shovel?

Don't know about NYC but in Boston residents are responsible for clearing the snow on sidewalks in front of their building. City will fine you if you don't and if some slips and falls you are getting sued.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2026 03:00 PM (viF8m)

110 ..Florida doesn't require ID to shovel snow

When was the last time it snowed in Fla ?
Posted by: NOAA at February 23, 2026 02:59 PM (3sXRv)


one or two years ago IIRC

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:00 PM (8avO+)

111 James Woods opined that the scheme is a way to get illegals registered to vote.

Don't quite get that but okay. That is all the DSA thinks about.

Posted by: Random PJ at February 23, 2026 03:00 PM (+jscL)

112 When was the last time it snowed in Fla ?
Posted by: NOAA

That southern blizzard in Jan. '25. Set a new record for snowfall in the state.

Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

113 Declare NYC a snow free zone. That should work.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2026 02:57 PM (n5tGW)

Global Warming did that years ago.

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 03:01 PM (E0p3T)

114 We just have to show that we can jump through folding tables to clear snow at Rich Stadium ...

Posted by: Bills Mafia at February 23, 2026 03:01 PM (3sXRv)

115 James Woods opined that the scheme is a way to get illegals registered to vote.

Posted by: Random PJ at February 23, 2026 03:00 PM (+jscL)

That was my first thought.

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 03:01 PM (E0p3T)

116 109 >>How many who live in NYC own a shovel?

Don't know about NYC but in Boston residents are responsible for clearing the snow on sidewalks in front of their building. City will fine you if you don't and if some slips and falls you are getting sued.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2026 03:00 PM (viF8m)

How about in your state, which is mythological, according to some??

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 03:01 PM (pDt9x)

117 Unless they are paying cash I would not trust the city of new york to cut me a check for shoveling snow. And even if they did write a check odds are fair it would bounce.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 23, 2026 03:01 PM (0N4FZ)

118 Gov Newsom: That's snow is cold!

NYC Dude: Yeah, and deep, too!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2026 03:02 PM (wVcYX)

119 That southern blizzard in Jan. '25. Set a new record for snowfall in the state.
Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

What was it ... and 1"

Posted by: Bills Mafia at February 23, 2026 03:02 PM (3sXRv)

120 I'll figure out this sock thing eventually

Posted by: ballistic at February 23, 2026 03:02 PM (5aZAZ)

121 That southern blizzard in Jan. '25. Set a new record for snowfall in the state.
Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

What was it ... and 1"
Posted by: Bills Mafia

10" in Milton, FL.

Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 03:03 PM (77rzZ)

122 In my business it is common to hear people say that they are going to retire down in Mexico.

I'm thinking that will tone down quite a bit.

Who wants to retire in a barrel of acid, even if it has one of those little bamboo umbrellas and a lime wedge on the rim.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 23, 2026 03:03 PM (0kYnX)

123 FUN FACT: You can shovel shit in Louisiana without any ID whatsoever.

Posted by: Gen. George Patton at February 23, 2026 03:03 PM (guGkK)

124 Karoline Leavit has confirmed what the Mexican government said. There was no Navy Seals participation in national territory. Collaboration was limited to intelligence.
---

hmm
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 23, 2026 02:56 PM (cW1mv)

"In national territory" .....

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:03 PM (8avO+)

125
Our own government defined and thought democracy “results in license, agitation,, and discontent. Mobocracy”. Sounds about right.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 23, 2026 03:00 PM (f9G9D)

Which explains why the Dems want to protect "our democracy" and not "our country."

Posted by: moki at February 23, 2026 03:03 PM (wLjpr)

126
If anybody actually did sign up for this, where would they put the shoveled snow? One team shovels from the street to the sidewalk, then another team shovels it back? Shovel into a truck? What would they accomplish that existing equipment and city employees (already paid for) couldn't do?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 23, 2026 03:03 PM (azNOR)

127 ID? Who cares about ID.

What I want to see is a DNA test. I mean, do these people even have a right to be there?

Posted by: Ambassador Hike Muckabee at February 23, 2026 03:03 PM (/sX2H)

128 Headline (El Pais):

"New York discovers the rat-killing effect of extreme cold"


Excerpt:

"The predominant species in the city, Rattus norvegicus, the brown or Norway rat, does not hibernate, but this year it has had to retreat to its burrows, forced into hiding by the cold and the reduction of waste in the crust of snow, ice, and grime that covers, like a rusty mountain, the gigantic garbage bags that are put out on the sidewalks every afternoon,"

Me: Progress!

Posted by: mrp at February 23, 2026 03:04 PM (rj6Yv)

129 "IIRC there's already been some major bitching and complaining about the effective snow removal in NYC. People's cars being buried in snow by the city plows. "

LOL, I remember a Chicago blizzard in the 80s where people's cars were scraped up off the streets with front loaders and deposited in a snow mountain in the park up by Montrose ...

talk about yer effective snow removal ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2026 03:04 PM (sTSBN)

130 That southern blizzard in Jan. '25. Set a new record for snowfall in the state.

Fifteen years-ish ago (IIRC) at least one of the FL airports the airport I worked at flew to/from had a big cold and ice problem. Flights were delayed by several hours because without deicing equipment, the only way to safely deal with the issue was to let the Sun melt it.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 23, 2026 03:04 PM (/JT24)

131 > in 14 states, you don't have to show **any ID at all** to vote in federal elections

------------

Of those 14 States, only two went for Trump in 2024: Nevada and Pennsylvania.

In 2020, there were ZERO who went for Trump.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 23, 2026 03:04 PM (Zwr4m)

132 Milton, up in the Panhandle. Weather up there can get, variable.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 03:05 PM (pDt9x)

133 YOU CANT SHOVEL YOUR OWN SNOW ON STOLEN LAND!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 23, 2026 03:05 PM (DgMqy)

134 Nothing has to make sense because it’s magical thinking. It’s a feature of the ideology, not a bug!

Posted by: Unkaren at February 23, 2026 03:05 PM (duOzU)

135 QUESTION: Does your shovel have to be pre-approved by the New York State Occupational Safety and Health Administration or can you just bring whatever?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 03:05 PM (guGkK)

136 29 A valid question is thus:

How many who live in NYC own a shovel?
Posted by: Anna Puma

👍 It certainly is.
---
And the need for IDs including pictures could be so the shovels aren't stolen or missing, as was the case of the homeless and the rickshaws on Seinfeld.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 23, 2026 03:05 PM (NFX2v)

137 ShainS

Much older works to add to Buck's
The True Believer Eric Hoffer
The Mind Possessed Wiliam Sargent
The Rape of the Mind Joost Meerloo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2026 03:06 PM (2GVsD)

138 Born in Hell's Kitchen and spent the first half of my life in New York City. I despise the commie Mamdani as much as the next guy, but the truth is NYC has been hiring snow shovelers for many, many years. And the city providesthe shovels, some of which are huge-- about four feet across.

I don't know why it's such a surprise. Even Buffalo hires fans to shovel out their stadium before game days.

The two I.D. requirement, I agree, if quite ironic.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 23, 2026 03:06 PM (3ImbR)

139 > Is the real purpose to register illegals to vote?

Yes 100%

Posted by: DrSandman at February 23, 2026 03:06 PM (+/Pgq)

140 Taking bets on how many of these mobilized geniuses try to use gasoline to melt the snow in NYC.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 23, 2026 03:07 PM (0kYnX)

141 He should just declare NYC a sanctuary city for snow-shovelers. QED.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 23, 2026 03:07 PM (XMwZJ)

142 107 Imagine a world where the news was what we wanted to discuss or prioritize. We don't live in that world. It's how they enact "change".
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 02:58 PM (E0p3T)

After comment 100 we do.
Posted by: Oldcat

So, a boobs thread? https://tinyurl.com/22wr7n5r

Because that's how we get a boobs thread.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 23, 2026 03:07 PM (JCZqz)

143 "you will need verifiable identification to provide us with three other forms of identification"

Posted by: DanMan at February 23, 2026 03:07 PM (8uzBS)

144 With all the garbage piles Mamdani is making NYC look like his native Uganda. Only with snow

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 23, 2026 03:07 PM (/PQmQ)

145 If anybody actually did sign up for this, where would they put the shoveled snow? One team shovels from the street to the sidewalk, then another team shovels it back? Shovel into a truck? What would they accomplish that existing equipment and city employees (already paid for) couldn't do?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 23, 2026 03:03 PM (azNOR)

A competent city could truck out dumpsters or sleds to be filled and take them to a river to dump if they were competent. Of course the garbage mixed in with it makes that a problem now, since they were not picking up garbage before the snow.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:07 PM (8avO+)

146 PREDICTION: Watch for Somalis to suddenly open Kwality Shovel Exchanges.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 03:07 PM (guGkK)

147 (sniff)

Kala the Wind brings stench of Bull Mamdani.

Posted by: Tarzan at February 23, 2026 03:07 PM (GSuqO)

148 >>How about in your state, which is mythological, according to some??

Well I live in a quiet little town now with almost no sidewalks other than our small downtown. The town takes care of that.

Personally, I love the idea of NYC residents being offered half of what city workers get paid with those same residents tax dollars for the privilege of shoveling snow themselves. It's perfect NYC these days.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2026 03:07 PM (viF8m)

149 @ByronDonalds26 Feb 2025

I arrived in the Sunshine State at 17 years old on a Greyhound bus, with a trunk full of clothes and a dream.
Now is the time to keep the best state in the country as the best state in the country.

Tonight, I am proud to announce my candidacy to be the next governor of Florida.
--

Byron will be a great governor!!! President DJT

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 23, 2026 03:08 PM (cW1mv)

150 144.

Snowganda
Snowkanda

Posted by: sifty boones at February 23, 2026 03:08 PM (0kYnX)

151 Not even just ID but 3 fucking forms of it! LOL You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: steevy at February 23, 2026 03:08 PM (YwEeS)

152
James Woods opined that the scheme is a way to get illegals registered to vote.

Posted by: Random PJ at February 23, 2026 03:00 PM (+jscL)

That was my first thought.
Posted by: ...

=================

How would it work?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 23, 2026 03:08 PM (Nh98F)

153 QUESTION: Does your shovel have to be pre-approved by the New York State Occupational Safety and Health Administration or can you just bring whatever?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 03:05 PM (guGkK)
---
Do I get paid by the hour?

If so, I'm bringing a teaspoon.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2026 03:09 PM (ESVrU)

154 148 >>How about in your state, which is mythological, according to some??

Well I live in a quiet little town now with almost no sidewalks other than our small downtown. The town takes care of that.

Personally, I love the idea of NYC residents being offered half of what city workers get paid with those same residents tax dollars for the privilege of shoveling snow themselves. It's perfect NYC these days.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2026 03:07 PM (viF8m

Terrible!!! Obviously sounds like you are in need of collectivization.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 03:09 PM (pDt9x)

155 I'm going to make a fortune opening a chain of lemon snowcone stands in NYC.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 23, 2026 03:09 PM (0kYnX)

156 Snow Shovelers Local should strike for higher wages.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 03:09 PM (OzWW4)

157 Now you can build your 5cm cannon armed Schwable.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2026 02:53 PM (2GVsD)

*has visions of an RC ME-262 equipped with a .50cal gun, straffing antifa*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 03:09 PM (zZu0s)

158 QUESTION: Does your shovel have to be pre-approved by the New York State Occupational Safety and Health Administration or can you just bring whatever?
Posted by: Cicero

How many worker's comp and injury claims will illegals file after this?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 23, 2026 03:10 PM (JCZqz)

159 135. QUESTION: Does your shovel have to be pre-approved by the New York State Occupational Safety and Health Administration or can you just bring whatever?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Depends how those 'workers' are categorized. (It's a clusterf*ck.)

Public Employee Safety and Health (PESH) Bureau primarily covers state, local government, and municipal workers. Federal OSHA covers all private-sector employees in NY, and specific NY Labor Laws (e.g., Section 240/241) protect construction workers.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 23, 2026 03:10 PM (NFX2v)

160 Has Mamdani even considered the commie option for clearing the streets?

https://tinyurl.com/znbxncsf

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 03:10 PM (guGkK)

161 James Woods opined that the scheme is a way to get illegals registered to vote.

Posted by: Random PJ at February 23, 2026 03:00 PM (+jscL)

That was my first thought.
Posted by: ...

=================

How would it work?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 23, 2026 03:08 PM (Nh98F)

Just copy a registration form with the info on the IDs. But since the IDs require a SSN, they would already be in the system fraudulently and probably already registered for fake voting.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:10 PM (8avO+)

162 What are the extra little photos for? Fake passports?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2026 03:10 PM (n5tGW)

163 Can they use snowblowers, or is it "shovels only?"

Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 03:10 PM (77rzZ)

164 NYC shovels are known to contain carcinogens in the state of California.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 03:11 PM (pDt9x)

165 Mebbe NYC could, during winter months, swap out the racks of green bike that you rent for snow shovels that you rent.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2026 03:11 PM (wVcYX)

166 I know math is generally verboten but . . .

Vigilant Fox
@VigilantFox
A stunned Bill Maher discovers ZERO percent of Black people say they would vote for Pete Buttigieg.
“Black voters, zero. Zero! You don’t usually see zero anywhere. Zero’s low!”
He asked Stephen A. Smith to explain why this is the case, and his blunt reply had Maher cracking up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 23, 2026 03:11 PM (FXNzP)

167 Rubio, on seeing the last picture: Again? Can't they let it rest?

Vance: At least they're making you look competent. They made me look fat.

Rubio: No, no, they.... okay yeah that sucks.

Posted by: pookysgirl, eavesdropping at the WH at February 23, 2026 03:11 PM (Wt5PA)

168 Now you can build your 5cm cannon armed Schwable.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2026 02:53 PM (2GVsD)

*has visions of an RC ME-262 equipped with a .50cal gun, straffing antifa*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 03:09 PM (zZu0s)

Need that wing drop tank option for added flight time.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:11 PM (8avO+)

169 Do I get paid by the hour?

If so, I'm bringing a teaspoon.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2026 03:09 PM (ESVrU)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Milton Friedman at February 23, 2026 03:11 PM (guGkK)

170 >>Mamdani is begging for cheap labor to shovel snow because his Theater Kid Incompetence was revealed when he allowed the late January snow to stick around in huge four-foot piles of snow, garbage, and rat feces for a month.


I'm going to make a wild-azz guess that the people Mamdani promised free stuff to will NOT be the ones shoveling. Nope, the scammers and the ones sucking up the free food/healthcare/whatever will be all "Shoveling is stuff white people do!"

Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2026 03:11 PM (tj6OY)

171 How would it work?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 23, 2026 03:08 PM (Nh98F)

For one it forges a paper trail like that which would exist for a legal citizen.

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 03:12 PM (E0p3T)

172 What are the extra little photos for? Fake passports?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2026 03:10 PM (n5tGW)
++++
Yeah, it's weird. WTF is up with that? I've never had a job - not even in NYS, where I have worked - that required ID photos to get the job. ID, yes, and usually various forms. But just the pictures? Why?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2026 03:12 PM (3OtAS)

173 Even bettah? Where the hell they going to shovel the snow to?

It takes Big trucks and somewhere to dump it to remove large amounts of snow... trucks these employees won't have the correct license and permits to drive.

Or.... even Bettah!!!! There shouldn't BE any snow! I was told snow should now be a thing of the Past, due to Globull Warmering!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2026 03:12 PM (mP0Kj)

174 >>>A competent city could truck out dumpsters or sleds to be filled and take them to a river to dump if they were competent.
~~~~~

They used to load it in trucks and dump it in the Hudson or East River. Now the snow is taken to one of several melting stations.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 23, 2026 03:13 PM (3ImbR)

175 To NYC morons here, how much snow there so far, according to YOUR observations ( not the Weather Channel’s) ?

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 03:13 PM (pDt9x)

176
128 Headline (El Pais):

"New York discovers the rat-killing effect of extreme cold"


Excerpt:

"The predominant species in the city, Rattus norvegicus, the brown or Norway rat, does not hibernate, but this year it has had to retreat to its burrows, forced into hiding by the cold and the reduction of waste in the crust of snow, ice, and grime that covers, like a rusty mountain, the gigantic garbage bags that are put out on the sidewalks every afternoon,"

Me: Progress!
Posted by: mrp at February 23, 2026 03:04 PM

-------

The rats are burrowing into the mounds of uncollected garbage under the snow. They've never had it so good.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 23, 2026 03:14 PM (azNOR)

177 You see, when dead people, illegals, and Democrats love each other very much....
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 02:42 PM


You are on the path toward getting the kind of polymorphic perversity that Big Penguin wants for everyone.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2026 03:14 PM (0sNs1)

178 I don't know why it's such a surprise. Even Buffalo hires fans to shovel out their stadium before game days.

The two I.D. requirement, I agree, if quite ironic.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 23, 2026 03:06 PM (3ImbR)

In Green Bay, citizens shovel out Lambeau Field for free. It is their civic duty. And they are never short of people to complete the work well and on time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 03:14 PM (I40wl)

179 Mamdani is begging for cheap labor to shovel snow because his Theater Kid Incompetence was revealed...

What's wrong with being a theater kid?!?!?

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at February 23, 2026 03:14 PM (JCZqz)

180 It’s almost as if all the shit about IDs being racist and sexist are made up reasons for Democrats to have an easier time committing fraud.

Mind. Blown.

Posted by: Inconvenient Truth at February 23, 2026 03:14 PM (ehU09)

181 Black Rock is leaving NYC says independent journalist Sophia Miller. Interesting, at a minimum, if correct.

https://youtu.be/1uAYbHrHYLE

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 23, 2026 03:14 PM (tqpXi)

182 Nice shovel ya got der princess. Ya know youse are takin' da bread outta my kids mouts. Ya wanna starve my kids Sparky? Get oudda here wit dat shovel before I shove it up your zandamthing.

Posted by: Tony from da union at February 23, 2026 03:14 PM (mKi06)

183 How many who live in NYC own a shovel?

Don't know about NYC but in Boston residents are responsible for clearing the snow on sidewalks in front of their building. City will fine you if you don't and if some slips and falls you are getting sued.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2026 03:00 PM (viF8m)
______

Same as in NYC and pretty much every major city. The city plows the public streets. The sidewalks are the responsibility of the property owners. So the owners either shovel it themselves, or (more likely) hire someone to do it. Almost all residential buildings have a super or "handyman" who takes care of maintaining the front, sidewalk, garbage, etc. Rich NYC residents ain't shoveling their own snow.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 23, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

184 You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who shovel snow. You shovel.

Posted by: Blondie to Tuco, NYC edition at February 23, 2026 03:15 PM (wVcYX)

185 This bikini brunette has never held a snow shovel:
http://tiny.cc/67dz001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2026 03:15 PM (3OtAS)

186 >>@VigilantFox
A stunned Bill Maher discovers ZERO percent of Black people say they would vote for Pete Buttigieg.


Tell me you don't know any non-Hollywood star black people without saying you don't know any normie black people.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2026 03:15 PM (tj6OY)

187 Eh, someday the city folken will get tired of paying Mamdani’s jizya.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 03:16 PM (pDt9x)

188 he scammers and the ones sucking up the free food/healthcare/whatever will be all "Shoveling is stuff white people do!"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2026 03:11 PM


To be fair, snow is a white problem.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 23, 2026 03:16 PM (0sNs1)

189 Mamdani is begging for cheap labor to shovel snow because his Theater Kid Incompetence was revealed...

What's wrong with being a theater kid?!?!?
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at February 23, 2026 03:14 PM (JCZqz)

There's someone whose 15 minutes have expired.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)

190 >>They used to load it in trucks and dump it in the Hudson or East River. Now the snow is taken to one of several melting stations.

For years Boston used to dump snow in the Charles River or the harbor. Then it dawned on some genius that the snow was covered in salt and other chemicals not to mention the general filth covering city streets.

They now truck it to giant melting piles.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2026 03:16 PM (viF8m)

191 You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who shovel snow. You shovel.
Posted by: Blondie to Tuco, NYC edition at February 23, 2026 03:15 PM (wVcYX)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2026 03:16 PM (3OtAS)

192 "Now the snow is taken to one of several melting stations."

where it is melted in gigantic snow-melting ovens?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2026 03:16 PM (sTSBN)

193 Listen, looking at his announced budget, most of the money goes to pay teachers, the cops and firefighters get some crumbs, sanitation gets whatever dust is left when the finish vacuuming the money.

So it's no surprise he's begging for labor.

There is no proviso in the teachers contract to shovel.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2026 03:17 PM (XV/Pl)

194 In Green Bay, citizens shovel out Lambeau Field for free. It is their civic duty. And they are never short of people to complete the work well and on time.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 03:14 PM (I40wl)
~~~~~

In Green Bay, most of the residents are team owners.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 23, 2026 03:17 PM (3ImbR)

195
Mahmdani gives a speech in a Mosque, the Imam gets up afterwards and calls for the killing of all Infidels.

From 9/11 to this.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 23, 2026 03:17 PM (IifOV)

196 I don't live around a lot of black people and only know a few, but not a damned one of them would even consider voting for Pete Buttgag. No matter who he ran against. You bring it up and they act like you have two heads, like you asked them if they are going to join the klan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 03:17 PM (PYyV9)

197 has visions of an RC ME-262 equipped with a .50cal gun, straffing antifa*

Too fast a pass. Storch. Low and slow.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 23, 2026 03:17 PM (Kt19C)

198 Shoveling snow > Digging trenches

But only slightly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2026 03:17 PM (RIvkX)

199 This bikini brunette has never held a snow shovel:
http://tiny.cc/67dz001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Why is she standing in a parking garage?

Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 03:18 PM (77rzZ)

200 I saw Shovelhead open for Sissy Bar in Sturgis at the Iron Horse in 2020.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 23, 2026 03:18 PM (gVUi7)

201 There's someone whose 15 minutes have expired.

Him and Rachel Zegler. This time last year she was front page news.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 03:18 PM (PYyV9)

202 196 I don't live around a lot of black people and only know a few, but not a damned one of them would even consider voting for Pete Buttgag. No matter who he ran against. You bring it up and they act like you have two heads, like you asked them if they are going to join the klan.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 03:17 PM (PYyV9)

Not all in for a white twink??? The devil you say!

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 03:18 PM (pDt9x)

203 Speaking of...
@BrandonStraka 13m
Democrat NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani attended a service at an Islamic center where the imam appeared to pray for “the killing of the infidels,” meaning non-Muslims.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2026 03:18 PM (diia5)

204 >>>where it is melted in gigantic snow-melting ovens?
~~~~~

I guess you could call them that. It actually looks more like a water treatment facility huge tank but I guess there must be some kind of heating element involved.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 23, 2026 03:18 PM (3ImbR)

205 A stunned Bill Maher discovers ZERO percent of Black people say they would vote for Pete Buttigieg.

😲

Posted by: Pikachu at February 23, 2026 03:18 PM (JCZqz)

206 They now truck it to giant melting piles.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2026 03:16 PM (viF8m)[/ik]

Where does the runoff go? Storm sewers? Charles River?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2026 03:18 PM (rbvCR)

207 He's a genius, you know.

Stephen King
@StephenKing
Trump:
Has never had a child.
Has been married 3 times
Ran several businesses into the ground
Never ran a home, couldn’t make a bed to save his ass
calls people he works with dumb, losers, etc.
Has never done sweat labor
Has never served on a local committee
Has no life experience

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 23, 2026 03:19 PM (FXNzP)

208 >>Almost all residential buildings have a super or "handyman" who takes care of maintaining the front, sidewalk, garbage, etc. Rich NYC residents ain't shoveling their own snow.

In my building in Boston the handyman was me. Not by choice.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2026 03:19 PM (viF8m)

209 >>Don't know about NYC but in Boston residents are responsible for clearing the snow on sidewalks in front of their building. City will fine you if you don't and if some slips and falls you are getting sued.


Yup. But also, we regularly shovel for other neighbors who are seniors or out of town. I might do two neighbors' walks one storm, then the next storm the guy across the street (if he's not at his cabin) uses his snowblower to do everyone's walk on both sides of the block (except for my next-door neighbors - I have no idea what they did to piss him off, but that's their problem, lol).

Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2026 03:19 PM (tj6OY)

210 In Green Bay, most of the residents are team owners.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 23, 2026 03:17 PM (3ImbR)

This is absolutely true.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 03:20 PM (I40wl)

211 @StephenKing
Trump:
Has never had a child.
Has been married 3 times
Ran several businesses into the ground
Never ran a home, couldn’t make a bed to save his ass
calls people he works with dumb, losers, etc.
Has never done sweat labor
Has never served on a local committee
Has no life experience
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 23, 2026 03:19 PM (FXNzP)
++++
LOLWUT?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2026 03:20 PM (3OtAS)

212 Perhaps the small photos are for temporary worker ID badges, which would make sense in a rational world, but it is suspicious as hell with these commie bastards.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 23, 2026 03:20 PM (XMwZJ)

213 I don't live around a lot of black people and only know a few, but not a damned one of them would even consider voting for Pete Buttgag. No matter who he ran against. You bring it up and they act like you have two heads, like you asked them if they are going to join the klan.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 03:17 PM (PYyV9)

I'll give old Pete this, at least he was lazy. Staying home for months was the best he could do for the nation. And nobody noticed.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:20 PM (8avO+)

214 Why is she standing in a parking garage?

LOL The least AI could have done was put her in front of a beach or something.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2026 03:20 PM (rZCVI)

215 has visions of an RC ME-262 equipped with a .50cal gun, straffing antifa*

Too fast a pass. Storch. Low and slow.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 23, 2026 03:17 PM


Three words: Douglas A-1 Skyraider.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2026 03:20 PM (0sNs1)

216 they act like you have two heads

Ray Milland and Rosy Grier.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 23, 2026 03:20 PM (Kt19C)

217 You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who shovel snow. You shovel.
Posted by: Blondie to Tuco, NYC edition at February 23, 2026 03:15 PM (wVcYX)
++++
LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Another white American exploiting the labor of an innocent brown person!!!!

Posted by: Leftist Retard at February 23, 2026 03:20 PM (JCZqz)

218 Why is she standing in a parking garage?
Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 03:18 PM (77rzZ)


Would you sit on the floor of a parking garage?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 03:20 PM (guGkK)

219 Stephen King. I really have no time to waste on the opinions of an angry old lesbian.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 03:20 PM (pDt9x)

220 I don't think a poor Mandami would work 8 hours shoveling snow for $20/hr. I wonder who he thinks these people are. And shouldn't that be a minimum wage of $50 mr. i care about the poor and downtrodden?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2026 03:20 PM (n5tGW)

221 Hey Stephen King, you no another Trump has never done? Write a story where a group of 12 year olds have an orgy to defeat a space spider.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2026 03:21 PM (sKqQm)

222 Too fast a pass. Storch. Low and slow.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 23, 2026 03:17 PM (Kt19C)


Hmmmm. So how about an RC helicopter with an American 180 (the .22 top loading drum fed submachine gun?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

223 Who did Green Bay play in the Superbowl this year?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 03:21 PM (OzWW4)

224 A competent city could truck out dumpsters or sleds to be filled and take them to a river to dump if they were competent.
~~~~~

They used to load it in trucks and dump it in the Hudson or East River. Now the snow is taken to one of several melting stations.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 23, 2026 03:13 PM (3ImbR)
____

They still do. But there was 14 inches last storm and probably 18 this storm. You'd need 100 dump trucks just to clear out that much snow on one city block. NYC is over 300 square miles. You'd need a million dump trucks.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 23, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

225 Trump:
Has never had a child.


WTF? I hope he means that in the sense of "He's never given birth." Which would be accurate, since Trump is not a "birthing person."

Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)

226 >>@BrandonStraka 13m
Democrat NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani attended a service at an Islamic center where the imam appeared to pray for “the killing of the infidels,” meaning non-Muslims.


How many from that mosque have signed up to shovel snow, one wonders. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2026 03:21 PM (tj6OY)

227 207 He's a genius, you know.

Stephen King
@StephenKing
Trump:
Has never had a child.
Has been married 3 times
Ran several businesses into the ground
Never ran a home, couldn’t make a bed to save his ass
calls people he works with dumb, losers, etc.
Has never done sweat labor
Has never served on a local committee
Has no life experience
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 23, 2026 03:19 PM (FXNzP)


WTF? Never had a child? Has no life experience? I think ol' Stevie has lost what little of his mind he still had.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 03:22 PM (I40wl)

228 He's a genius, you know.

Stephen King
@StephenKing
Trump:
Has never had a child.
Has been married 3 times
Ran several businesses into the ground
Never ran a home, couldn’t make a bed to save his ass
calls people he works with dumb, losers, etc.
Has never done sweat labor
Has never served on a local committee
Has no life experience
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 23, 2026 03:19 PM (FXNzP)

Stevey, we have 10 writers doing schlock horror these days. Who are you again?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:22 PM (8avO+)

229 >>Where does the runoff go? Storm sewers? Charles River?

Yes.

I mean, it's water. It goes where it goes.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2026 03:22 PM (viF8m)

230 >>>Almost all residential buildings have a super or "handyman" who takes care of maintaining the front, sidewalk, garbage, etc.
~~~~~

We used to shovel in front of our building for the super and then he would let us borrow the shovel to go make the big bucks shoveling in front of stores, bars, restaurants, etc.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 23, 2026 03:22 PM (3ImbR)

231 He's a genius, you know.

Stephen King


Yeah someone needs to take pee-paw's phone away. I know he's pickled his sick pervert brain with drugs but he's getting older and needs someone to care for him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 03:22 PM (PYyV9)

232 This bikini brunette has never held a snow shovel:
http://tiny.cc/67dz001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
______

She has people do that for her ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 23, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

233 211 @StephenKing
Trump:
Has never had a child.
Has been married 3 times
Ran several businesses into the ground
Never ran a home, couldn’t make a bed to save his ass
calls people he works with dumb, losers, etc.
Has never done sweat labor
Has never served on a local committee
Has no life experience
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 23, 2026 03:19 PM (FXNzP)



My theory that Leftist Feelz are absolutely impenetrable to facts, history or experience is: VALIDATED

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 03:23 PM (guGkK)

234 Did them old greek homos have to show ID?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 23, 2026 03:23 PM (Kt19C)

235 WTF? Never had a child? Has no life experience? I think ol' Stevie has lost what little of his mind he still had.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 03:22 PM (I40wl)

I assume he means he is a male, not a "birthing unit" or whatever they call women these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:23 PM (8avO+)

236 Stephen King
@StephenKing
Trump:
Has never had a child.
___

I guess he means Trump has never given birth to a child. Unlike Stephen King.

Posted by: StEpHeN kInG's BuTt BaBiEs at February 23, 2026 03:23 PM (qUkBO)

237 Steven King makes a better speed bump than political commentator.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

238 Stephen King. 78.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 03:23 PM (pDt9x)

239 Write a story where a group of 12 year olds have an orgy to defeat a space spider.

With a suspicious self-insert adult involved

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 03:23 PM (PYyV9)

240 Biden had a child.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 03:24 PM (OzWW4)

241 I'll give old Pete this, at least he was lazy. Staying home for months was the best he could do for the nation. And nobody noticed.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:20 PM (8avO+)

They kick moms out of the hospital in one day, and expect them to be in the office in a month. Pete the Asshole took leave for months, and he didn't get his nethers rearranged in the process. What a fag.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 03:24 PM (I40wl)

242 Biden had a child.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 03:24 PM (OzWW4)


On some days he had more than one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 03:24 PM (guGkK)

243 >>@StephenKing
Trump:
Has never. . . .



What is the point of this?
Like, duuuuuude, are you procrastinating a book deadline or something? Random, hateful tweets like this are weird.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2026 03:25 PM (tj6OY)

244 It’s not just NYC we have to worry about, it’s TEXAS!!!

Freaking TEXAS!!!

https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/2026005894325276868?s=20

Posted by: Gonzotx at February 23, 2026 03:25 PM (nGraA)

245
LTT (Last Thread's Topic), Newsom responds after Sean Hannity calls him out for greeting Blacks as fellow low achievers:


Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
You didn’t give a shit about the President of the United States of America posting an ape video of President Obama or calling African nations shitholes — but you’re going to call me racist for talking about my lifelong struggle with dyslexia?

Spare me your fake fucking outrage, Sean.

------------------

Hmm, not a good strategy in my opinion. Appears to be Mah Struggles + What About Trump. He should pick one or the other.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 23, 2026 03:25 PM (Nh98F)

246 IDK, Trump has out worked a crapton of people to get to where he is.

It's not easy being a real estate mogul, top TV personality, winning the Presidency three times, surviving a couple of assassination attempts, and driving the left crazy for the last decade+.

Is King really saying Trump's lazy?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2026 03:25 PM (XV/Pl)

247 so the USA women's hockey team has refused to go to the White House now?

is this one real?

whatever who cares what they do

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 23, 2026 03:25 PM (j+aD2)

248 I assume he means he is a male, not a "birthing unit" or whatever they call women these days.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:23 PM (8avO+)


In writing memorable prose, the difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between Lightning and Stephen King

Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2026 03:25 PM (rbvCR)

249 Do you see the "Warmth of Socialism" all over their faces at the press conference?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 23, 2026 03:25 PM (V/J8S)

250 >>>You'd need a million dump trucks.
~~~~~

I think if I heard the numbers correctly yesterday, they had 2,200 garbage trucks fitted with plows, and 1,500 dump trucks also with plows. Can't be done in one day, but it can be done.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 23, 2026 03:25 PM (3ImbR)

251 they act like you have two heads

Ray Milland and Rosy Grier.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 23, 2026 03:20 PM (Kt19C)

A classic. The 'have Ray Milland stand behind Rosey Grier peeking over his shoulder' effects were first rate.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:26 PM (8avO+)

252 http://tiny.cc/67dz001

Missy!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 23, 2026 03:26 PM (Kt19C)

253 With a suspicious self-insert adult involved
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 03:23 PM (PYyV9)

Wait. What? I've never read the story, but I thought it was just the kids. Not that that makes it any better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

254 Gavin sounds like a whiny Canuck or something

sad!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 23, 2026 03:26 PM (j+aD2)

255 That whole ape video thing was a complete fabrication by the media, eabod Gavin.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2026 03:26 PM (XV/Pl)

256 I wonder how many homeless bodies are in those snow piles.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2026 03:26 PM (n5tGW)

257 So Sean Hannity actually said something non-moronic?

Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 03:26 PM (77rzZ)

258 so the USA women's hockey team has refused to go to the White House now?

is this one real?

whatever who cares what they do
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 23, 2026 03:25 PM (j+aD2)

he should invite the Canadian women's team over in that case.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)

259 A competent city could truck out dumpsters or sleds to be filled and take them to a river to dump if they were competent.
~~~~~

They used to load it in trucks and dump it in the Hudson or East River. Now the snow is taken to one of several melting stations.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 23, 2026 03:13 PM


They can't dump the snow in the river anymore because they got sued and lost to some greenie group that claimed they were dumping anti freeze chemicals in the water along with the snow.


They were correct.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 23, 2026 03:27 PM (0N4FZ)

260 How will they get their green dildos?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 03:28 PM (OzWW4)

261 >>>You'd need a million dump trucks.
~~~~~

I think if I heard the numbers correctly yesterday, they had 2,200 garbage trucks fitted with plows, and 1,500 dump trucks also with plows. Can't be done in one day, but it can be done.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 23, 2026 03:25 PM (3ImbR)

Many 'sorties' a day with the crews taking breaks to warm up.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:28 PM (8avO+)

262 They can't dump the snow in the river anymore because they got sued and lost to some greenie group that claimed they were dumping anti freeze chemicals in the water along with the snow.


They were correct.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 23, 2026 03:27 PM (0N4FZ)

dump the greenies in to check this time.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:28 PM (8avO+)

263 Wait. What? I've never read the story, but I thought it was just the kids. Not that that makes it any better.

Oh no, there's an adult male there too. With the 12 year olds. It was about "affirming life" you see. Gag

That whole ape video thing was a complete fabrication by the media

Nah, it was real, it was part of a sequence of animals from "the Lion King" with various faces of animals pasted on the critters. Although there are no Gorillas in the Lion King so that was kinda over the top. It was dumb looking to me, but I'm not a 19 year old intern.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 03:28 PM (PYyV9)

264 >>>>@VigilantFox
A stunned Bill Maher discovers ZERO percent of Black people say they would vote for Pete Buttigieg.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PETEY HAS ALWAYS POLLED TERRIBLY WITH BLACKS, EVEN AS MAYOR. MAHER STUNNED BY OLD NEWS, WOMP WOMP!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 23, 2026 03:28 PM (tj6OY)

265 Trucks have heat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 03:29 PM (OzWW4)

266 Stephen "Maximum Overdrive" King needs to lay off the psychotropic edibles.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2026 03:29 PM (wVcYX)

267 They used to load it in trucks and dump it in the Hudson or East River. Now the snow is taken to one of several melting stations.

Jamaica, Haiti, and Aruba?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2026 03:29 PM (Riz8t)

268 Stephen King has never:
Been run over by a car.
Recycled half his books into other books just changing character names.

Wait, hold on, I'm doing it wrong.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2026 03:29 PM (n5tGW)

269 247 so the USA women's hockey team has refused to go to the White House now?

is this one real?

AFWL's ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2026 03:30 PM (4eJXZ)

270 but you’re going to call me racist for talking about my lifelong struggle with dyslexia?

Spare me your fake fucking outrage, Sean.

------------------

Hmm, not a good strategy in my opinion. Appears to be Mah Struggles + What About Trump. He should pick one or the other.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 23, 2026 03:25 PM (Nh98F)

"lifetime struggle with dyslexia" -- must be tough seeing all the zeroes in your family fortune being in the wrong order.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:30 PM (8avO+)

271 Big winds today and lots of slush and ice falling from the trees.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2026 03:31 PM (Riz8t)

272 So... where do they think those chemicals go when the snow melts normally?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 03:31 PM (zZu0s)

273 Shouldn’t the NYPD round up all the rich people and make them do it at gunpoint?

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 23, 2026 03:31 PM (fYhK6)

274 Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage.

Posted by: Obscure Seinfeld reference at February 23, 2026 03:31 PM (2Ez/1)

275 Spare me your fake f***ing outrage, Sean.

Oh my, Gavin, you're so street and butch!

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2026 03:32 PM (Riz8t)

276 >>>>>>>I wonder how many homeless bodies are in those snow piles.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
********Do Mandabie's shovelers get a bonus if they uncover a frozen homeless corpse?

Posted by: Cosda at February 23, 2026 03:32 PM (i+x7I)

277 "Has Mamdani even considered the commie option for clearing the streets?
Posted by: Cicero"


Declare having snow a basic human right!

Posted by: Ripley at February 23, 2026 03:32 PM (GUOwU)

278 Oh my, Gavin, you're so street and butch!
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2026 03:32 PM (Riz8t)

He always wanted to be a lumberjack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 03:32 PM (zZu0s)

279 I won't be surprised if NYC reinstitutes slavery at this point.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2026 03:33 PM (n5tGW)

280 So... where do they think those chemicals go when the snow melts normally?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 03:31 PM (zZu0s)

I wouldn't be shocked if they had some barrels of crap hanging about and took the chance to toss it in the river while they could sneak it out somewhere.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:33 PM (8avO+)

281 >>>>>>Shouldn’t the NYPD round up all the rich people and make them do it at gunpoint?
Posted by: Cow Demon
*****
Probably have to go to Miami to find them.

Posted by: Cosda at February 23, 2026 03:33 PM (i+x7I)

282 So, on the subject of the filty Ukranians, I noted earlier that they blew up the pumping station carrying oil to Hungary and the Czech Republic. They did this to try and damage Hungary prior to their elections. The Czechs also are on this pipeline.

Hungary refines diesel for Ukraine, and the Czechs were providing about 25% of the electricity for Ukraine for free.

No longer. Hungary just stopped exporting diesel to Ukraine, and the Czechs are cutting off Ukraine's electricity.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 23, 2026 03:33 PM (0U5gm)

283 I won't be surprised if NYC reinstitutes slavery at this point.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

But only for non-Muslims.

Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 03:33 PM (77rzZ)

284 bonfire of the inanities starring Von Mamdam, Nerdeen, Randall Flagg and East Texas ; m o o n spells NEW YORK NEW YORK

Posted by: kingsman at February 23, 2026 03:34 PM (ehY6c)

285 "lifetime struggle with dyslexia" -- must be tough seeing all the zeroes in your family fortune being in the wrong order.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:30 PM (8avO+)

Funny how he suddenly found he was handicapped all his life...

After no mention of this at all for his entire lifetime.

And, bragging about LOW TEST SCORES??? Yeah, that sadly tracks with his performance.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2026 03:34 PM (mP0Kj)

286 Has Mamdani even considered the commie option for clearing the streets?
Posted by: Cicero"


Forcing the least qualified to clear the streets?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2026 03:34 PM (diia5)

287 I think it's hilarious.

Trump is u South and demeanor the presidency!

So, we are going to start swearing and cussing out the president and that will not demean the public discourse.

????

Profit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 03:34 PM (zZu0s)

288 MummyDummy's approach to this reminds me of Mao ordering the peasantry to start producing (uber-shitty) steel in their back yards.

And yeah, his constituents aren't interested in any kind of job to begin with.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2026 03:34 PM (IG3/x)

289 [snip]

Imagine a world where the news was what we wanted to discuss or prioritize. We don't live in that world. It's how they enact "change".

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 02:58 PM (E0p3T)

----------

Yep. One of most frequent sayings about actual important discoveries, inventions, events et. al. is:

"In a rational society, this would be Headline News ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 23, 2026 03:34 PM (5AgiE)

290 268 Stephen King has never:
Been run over by a car.
Recycled half his books into other books just changing character names.

Wait, hold on, I'm doing it wrong.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2026 03:29 PM (n5tGW)

Or learned artistic restraint.

And he admitted in The Stand: Complete and Uncut “I am a lazy researcher.”

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (fYhK6)

291 Don't know about NYC but in Boston residents are responsible for clearing the snow on sidewalks in front of their building. City will fine you if you don't and if some slips and falls you are getting sued.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2026 03:00 PM (viF8m)

How about in your state, which is mythological, according to some??
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 03:01 PM (pDt9x)

Rhode Island got over 32 inches of snow.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (5xuJ/)

292 Hungary refines diesel for Ukraine, and the Czechs were providing about 25% of the electricity for Ukraine for free.

No longer. Hungary just stopped exporting diesel to Ukraine, and the Czechs are cutting off Ukraine's electricity.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

More Putin puppets!!!

Posted by: Leftist Retard at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (JCZqz)

293 So, on the subject of the filty Ukranians, I noted earlier that they blew up the pumping station carrying oil to Hungary and the Czech Republic. They did this to try and damage Hungary prior to their elections. The Czechs also are on this pipeline.

Hungary refines diesel for Ukraine, and the Czechs were providing about 25% of the electricity for Ukraine for free.

No longer. Hungary just stopped exporting diesel to Ukraine, and the Czechs are cutting off Ukraine's electricity.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 23, 2026 03:33 PM (0U5gm)

The EU and Z (depending on whose idea it was) have no experience with actual democracy. Troubles you can blame on foreigners rally support to your local dude more often than not.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)

294 >>so the USA women's hockey team has refused to go to the White House now?


And women athletes wonder why their games are not as popular as the mens versions.

If it's that they don't want to go to the SOTU then I can kinda understand - it's going to be a political event where the Dems will be boycotting. Attending would be like crossing a picket line to them. Still stupid to turn down an invitation from a POTUS - any POTUS - but it's not the same as a visit to the Oval to celebrate the win?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (tj6OY)

295 LTT (Last Thread's Topic), Newsom responds after Sean Hannity calls him out for greeting Blacks as fellow low achievers:


Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
You didn’t give a shit about the President of the United States of America posting an ape video of President Obama or calling African nations shitholes — but you’re going to call me racist for talking about my lifelong struggle with dyslexia?

Spare me your fake fucking outrage, Sean.

------------------

Hmm, not a good strategy in my opinion. Appears to be Mah Struggles + What About Trump. He should pick one or the other.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 23, 2026 03:25 PM (Nh98F)
____

What does the dyslexia have to do with anything? He was trying fake empathy on a crowd he clearly considered beneath him, so he was saying he wasn't any smarter than they were.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

296 Ukraine has turned into a rabid dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

297 Forcing the least qualified to clear the streets?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2026 03:34 PM (diia5)


Intellectuals have poor upper body strength but they work fast when there's a Kalashnikov pointed at their kid's head.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (guGkK)

298 271 Big winds today and lots of slush and ice falling from the trees.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2026 03:31 PM (Riz8t)

We had some pretty good-sized limbs come down in our yard.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2026 03:36 PM (LxER7)

299 Oh my, Gavin, you're so street and butch!
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2026 03:32 PM (Riz8t)

Well, that got coffee spit all over the keyboard.

Well played.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 03:36 PM (I40wl)

300 291 Don't know about NYC but in Boston residents are responsible for clearing the snow on sidewalks in front of their building. City will fine you if you don't and if some slips and falls you are getting sued.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2026 03:00 PM (viF8m)

How about in your state, which is mythological, according to some??
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 03:01 PM (pDt9x)

Rhode Island got over 32 inches of snow.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (5xuJ/)

Will it sink into the ocean, being so tiny and all???

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 03:36 PM (pDt9x)

301 No longer. Hungary just stopped exporting diesel to Ukraine, and the Czechs are cutting off Ukraine's electricity.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

More Putin puppets!!!
Posted by: Leftist Retard at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (JCZqz)

I was skeptical about the Russians reaching the Channel before, but acts like this might lead to the people tossing out the EU and joining Russia.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:36 PM (8avO+)

302 288 MummyDummy's approach to this reminds me of Mao ordering the peasantry to start producing (uber-shitty) steel in their back yards.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2026 03:34 PM (IG3/x)

Go to Xinjiang Province and fix tractors.

Posted by: Mao at February 23, 2026 03:36 PM (fYhK6)

303 Jamaica, Haiti, and Aruba?
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2026 03:29 PM (Riz8t)

Don't leave out Kokomo!

Posted by: Mike Love, Beach Boy at February 23, 2026 03:37 PM (wVcYX)

304 Lohud, 'What Mamdani says about New York City snow shoveler IDs' Feb. 23, 2026

Mamdani explained details of the policy during a media conference on Feb. 22, calling it a longstanding program and requirement that allows New Yorkers to get paid for work during an emergency. He noted federal law requires employers, including New York City, to verify IDs in order to pay employees.

"We are not allowed to just cut checks to individuals for their work," he said, adding "these are the policies that we’ve had in place, but I understand that for many this is the first time they've heard about it."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 23, 2026 03:37 PM (NFX2v)

305 I'll say this because it hasn't been said in a long time: This country is sooo fucking boned.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 23, 2026 03:37 PM (g8Ew8)

306 >>Rhode Island got over 32 inches of snow.

Still coming down. At least the big winds have moderated somewhat.

The Keys are looking good to me right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2026 03:37 PM (viF8m)

307 What does the dyslexia have to do with anything? He was trying fake empathy on a crowd he clearly considered beneath him, so he was saying he wasn't any smarter than they were.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

"I'm sorry you were offended when I called you stupid, I thought you already knew."

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 03:37 PM (I40wl)

308 Hmm, couldn't what Ukraine did be seen as an act of war?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 03:37 PM (zZu0s)

309 > They used to load it in trucks and dump it in the Hudson or East River. Now the snow is taken to one of several melting stations.
--------
Wonder what's left behind at these "melting stations" once the snow's gone. Including the stuff you can't see with the naked eye.

"Chemical Stew" with a shit stained crust of bodily fluids.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2026 03:37 PM (jtM2q)

310 > And women athletes wonder why their games are not as popular as the mens versions.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (tj6OY)

Stuff like this makes me less likely to express sympathy and more likely to laugh uproariously when their sports get taken over by trannies.

If things don't change, the "women's" hockey team is going to be all trannies in five years anyway.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2026 03:37 PM (IG3/x)

311 Will it sink into the ocean, being so tiny and all???
Posted by: tubal


Might tip over.

Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 03:37 PM (77rzZ)

312 Big winds today and lots of slush and ice falling from the trees.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2026 03:31 PM (Riz8t)

We had some pretty good-sized limbs come down in our yard.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2026 03:36 PM (LxER7)

Tree limbs I hope

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:37 PM (8avO+)

313 Has Mamdani even considered the commie option for clearing the streets?
Posted by: Cicero"

Forcing the least qualified to clear the streets?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2026 03:34 PM (diia5)

-------------

Machine guns or mass starvation?

/Depends upon your time horizon ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 23, 2026 03:38 PM (5AgiE)

314 Rhode Island got over 32 inches of snow.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (5xuJ/)

Will it sink into the ocean, being so tiny and all???
---
It might capsize.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at February 23, 2026 03:38 PM (2Ez/1)

315 [io]Kala the Wind brings stench of Bull Mamdani.
Posted by: Tarzan

Hmpf. You can't trust that bitch, ape man.

Posted by: Maria at February 23, 2026 03:38 PM (Fs0KI)

316 The main reason snow runoff hurts the environment is all the lefties who insist on "safety!!!" (TM) which demands we brine the shit out of every road surface every time it snows.

But they're super smaht and saving the planet from cow farts.

Posted by: Zek at February 23, 2026 03:38 PM (5FPX4)

317 How did Muslim women get off so easy in this global confrontation? Shouldn't they be picking the crops and clearing the mine fields? Who gave them a voice?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 23, 2026 03:38 PM (gVUi7)

318 296 Ukraine has turned into a rabid dog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

Place is a mess. Why we waste any amount of time with them or that whole situation is beyond me.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 03:38 PM (pDt9x)

319 300. I was skeptical about the Russians reaching the Channel before, but acts like this might lead to the people tossing out the EU and joining Russia.
Posted by: Oldcat

👍

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 23, 2026 03:39 PM (NFX2v)

320 We had some pretty good-sized limbs come down in our yard.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2026 03:36 PM (LxER7)

Tree limbs I hope


DON'T EVEN MAKE JOKES ABOUT THAT!!!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 23, 2026 03:39 PM (guGkK)

321 We had some pretty good-sized limbs come down in our yard.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2026 03:36 PM (LxER7)

Tree limbs I hope
Posted by: Oldcat

Michelle Fields joke in 10...9...

Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 03:39 PM (77rzZ)

322 > Intellectuals have poor upper body strength but they work fast when there's a Kalashnikov pointed at their kid's head.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (guGkK)

Their own head, maybe.

Most of them don't have kids to begin with, and think it's perfectly okay to have a "doctor" tear a kid apart with forceps while its still in the womb.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2026 03:39 PM (IG3/x)

323 We had some pretty good-sized limbs come down in our yard.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2026 03:36 PM (LxER7)

Tree limbs I hope
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:37 PM (8avO+)

*Sob*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 23, 2026 03:39 PM (LxER7)

324 284 bonfire of the inanities starring Von Mamdam, Nerdeen, Randall Flagg and East Texas ; m o o n spells NEW YORK NEW YORK
Posted by: kingsman at February 23, 2026 03:34 PM (ehY6c)

How I love to love Nadine.

Posted by: Randall Flagg at February 23, 2026 03:39 PM (fYhK6)

325 The EU and Z (depending on whose idea it was) have no experience with actual democracy. Troubles you can blame on foreigners rally support to your local dude more often than not.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)

Z-man is once more not allowing elections...

Gee... I thought we were defending democracy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2026 03:40 PM (mP0Kj)

326 Does the city provide the shovels?

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 03:40 PM (4NO2D)

327 Forcing the least qualified to clear the streets?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2026 03:34 PM (diia5)

Intellectuals have poor upper body strength but they work fast when there's a Kalashnikov pointed at their kid's head.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (guGkK)

"But you'll work hard with a gun in your back for a bowl of rice a day..."

Dead Kennedys - "Holiday in Cambodia"

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:40 PM (8avO+)

328 320 Damn, the Michelle Fields joke got made before I could even post my comment about an upcoming Michelle Fields joke.

Gotta be fast around here.

Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

329 The EU and Z (depending on whose idea it was) have no experience with actual democracy. Troubles you can blame on foreigners rally support to your local dude more often than not.

Posted by: Oldcat


Its worse than that. The EU is actively hurting members of the EU in favor of a country that is not a member.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 23, 2026 03:41 PM (0U5gm)

330 A Michelle Fields trifecta.

I'll go collect my winnings at the cashier's window.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 03:41 PM (guGkK)

331 I'm pretty fast.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 23, 2026 03:41 PM (2Ez/1)

332 Removes sock. Acts casual. Says nothing....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2026 03:41 PM (LxER7)

333 warped brains move at warp speed. Truth

Posted by: kingsman at February 23, 2026 03:41 PM (ehY6c)

334 320 We had some pretty good-sized limbs come down in our yard.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2026 03:36 PM (LxER7)

Tree limbs I hope

DON'T EVEN MAKE JOKES ABOUT THAT!!!!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 23, 2026 03:39 PM (guGkK)

321 We had some pretty good-sized limbs come down in our yard.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2026 03:36 PM (LxER7)

Tree limbs I hope
Posted by: Oldcat

Michelle Fields joke in 10...9...
Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 03:39 PM (77rzZ)

Had to chuckle... how many non Morons would even get that reference? EVAH?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2026 03:41 PM (mP0Kj)

335 Michelle Fields. Never heard of her.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 03:42 PM (OzWW4)

336 331 I'm pretty fast.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 23, 2026 03:41 PM (2Ez/1)

Yeah, gotta hand it to ya...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2026 03:42 PM (mP0Kj)

337 Jim Snow 2.0!

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 23, 2026 03:42 PM (5AgiE)

338 I'd bet Mamdani uses one of those "new and improved" curved shovels to "ease lower back strain."

Straight out of Satan's "How to Over-engineer a Perfectly Good Product Into Something Diabolically Awkward and Stupid manual.

Maybe CBD should do something on that one.

Posted by: Zek at February 23, 2026 03:43 PM (5FPX4)

339 They still do. But there was 14 inches last storm and probably 18 this storm. You'd need 100 dump trucks just to clear out that much snow on one city block. NYC is over 300 square miles. You'd need a million dump trucks.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 23, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

Don't forget the tolls. They'll need a shitload of dimes...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 23, 2026 03:43 PM (nbLIj)

340 284 bonfire of the inanities starring Von Mamdam, Nerdeen, Randall Flagg and East Texas ; m o o n spells NEW YORK NEW YORK
Posted by: kingsman at February 23, 2026 03:34 PM (ehY6c)

How I love to love Nadine.
Posted by: Randall Flagg at February 23, 2026 03:39 PM (fYhK6)

What's not to like? She has . . . huge tracts of land.

Posted by: King of Swamp Castle at February 23, 2026 03:43 PM (wVcYX)

341 336 331 I'm pretty fast.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 23, 2026 03:41 PM (2Ez/1)


Trolling for flattery are you?

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 23, 2026 03:43 PM (guGkK)

342 Z-man is once more not allowing elections...

Gee... I thought we were defending democracy?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2026 03:40 PM (mP0Kj)

Its the other kind of European Election - where other parties are banned by law instead of the first kind when there are many parties but all of them have identical viewpoints.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:43 PM (8avO+)

343 Shouldn’t the NYPD round up all the rich people and make them do it at gunpoint?
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 23, 2026 03:31 PM


Newsletter?

Posted by: Bane at February 23, 2026 03:45 PM (4NO2D)

344 Jim Snow 2.0!
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 23, 2026 03:42 PM (5AgiE)

you know nothing Jim Snow 2.0

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:45 PM (8avO+)

345 Winter is coming.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 03:46 PM (OzWW4)

346 I'm pretty fast.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 23, 2026 03:41 PM (2Ez/1)

Yeah, gotta hand it to ya...
Posted by: Romeo13


What is the sound of one hand golf-clapping?

Posted by: Oddbob at February 23, 2026 03:46 PM (Fs0KI)

347 I'm pretty fast.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 23, 2026 03:41 PM (

Less of you to move around.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 03:46 PM (zZu0s)

348 The EU and Z (depending on whose idea it was) have no experience with actual democracy. Troubles you can blame on foreigners rally support to your local dude more often than not.

Posted by: Oldcat


Its worse than that. The EU is actively hurting members of the EU in favor of a country that is not a member.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 23, 2026 03:41 PM (0U5gm)

I think the EU wants Ukraine to form that EU army they want.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:47 PM (8avO+)

349 Nood. Cartels.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 03:47 PM (zZu0s)

350 I hope Sec Rubio laughs at all the memes of him being in charge of the entire universe at this point.

I know one thing I've always wanted to do was take a walk on NYC's streets, breathing in rat feces, stepping over dog poo, and dodging raging lunatics. Glad I saw NYC in her prime.

Mandingo weekly shows his incompetence and boomerang gotcha moments (the ID to shovel snow but not vote).

He appears to be the more retarded brother of Newsome.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 23, 2026 03:48 PM (WONhk)

351 I'm pretty fast.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 23, 2026 03:41 PM (2Ez/1)

Do you keep your motor clean?

Posted by: AC/DC's Brian Johnson at February 23, 2026 03:49 PM (wVcYX)

352 Ukraine has turned into a rabid dog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

Place is a mess. Why we waste any amount of time with them or that whole situation is beyond me.
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 03:38 PM (pDt9x)

Takes a while for the Russians to walk to Odessa and Kiev though the fortifications we built in the Donbass.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 03:50 PM (8avO+)

353 Do criminal aliens need 2 forms of id to get free housing? They could this work and get paid as I'm sure the need the money.

Posted by: KarmicCollapse at February 23, 2026 03:55 PM (pxzPN)

354 so who runs Snow Mexico? the Chinese?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 23, 2026 03:54 PM (j+aD2)


WEF and the British

Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2026 04:02 PM (rbvCR)

355 WEF and the British
Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2026 04:02 PM


but you repeat yourself.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 04:26 PM (4NO2D)

356 Hey, wait a minute.
Wasn't Mamdani promising 30$ an hour during the campaign?!

Posted by: stv at February 23, 2026 04:37 PM (XMeSM)

357 Hah! I noted the other day that needing such ID is pretty standard for getting paid for a city job, and there it is.

That does not mean it is any less absurd compared to voting. In fact, it even adds to the absurdity given how socialists and Democrats are so outraged about checking illegals for identification for work.

Posted by: Sam at February 23, 2026 04:38 PM (7jMef)

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