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Donkey-Chompers: If You Thought My Shocking 21-Second Brain Glitch Followed by Drunk Kamala-Level Word Salad Made Me Look Stupid, Maybe The Real Problem Is With Your Stupid Brain, Stupid

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She says you're just so used to Trump firing off quick answers, almost as if he's thought about the questions before and so has a firm answer already in mind, that you just can't appreciate a World Class Mind such as hers taking 21 painful seconds to "um" and "uh" and "err" and "uhhh" her way before delivering an "answer" that sounds suspiciously like a stoner trying to bluff her way through an oral report about a book she never even checked out of the library.

If you need to review her attempt to show she's ready to be president, check out Gutfeld's recap.


She does not explain why she thinks that cowboys existed before horses, or what philosophical Imponderable she was attempting to conjure when she said that Venezuela was south of the equator.

Here's what Flake Titicaca said:

In the video, an emotional AOC, appearing to hold back tears, pushed back against critics who saw her faceplant in Munich, convinced she has no idea what she's talking about. Her defense? It's not her, it's you, who's the problem. "If you think that I don't understand foreign policy because out of hours of discourse about international affairs, I paused to think about one of the most sensitive geopolitical issues that currently exist on Earth, I'm afraid the issue is not my understanding, but rather the problem is perhaps you've gotten adjusted to a president that never thinks before he speaks."

Tosca Austen
@ToscaAusten

They say karma dishes out what we deserve. Is that true?

No matter how .@AOC spins her rant in Munich, it was a disaster.

She knows it. She is devastated.
She can't quit talking about it.
Her voice is hoarse from it.

Munich was her big chance to be the global liberal darling and prance on to '28 and she blew it.

Spin mode can't hide how she substituted foreign policy knowledge with theatrical melodrama.

To shade her humiliation, she ran into the arms of .@nytimes
for rescue and even THEY couldn't defend her.

That's how bad it was. Don't ever let her forget it.

One of the Australian conservative commentators suggested she did a lot of Cope Drinking over the weekend, resulting in a Kamala-Harris-like hangover hoarseness.

(I first wrote "horseness" but that's not due to her being drunk, that's just her genetics.)

Also note that her sad Simp Beard is on the bed snoring.

What a stateswoman.

If you can believe it, this e-girl thot is responding as e-girl thots do, sniping and bitching on Twitter.


Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC

Feb 21

My having been a waitress makes me 1000x more qualified to govern on behalf of working people than whatever lifelong politician nonsense you've swung from your whole career.

Why should working people vote for you if this is what you think of them?


Reminder: AOC was never "working class." Her father was an architect and she grew up in the leafy, tony NYC suburb of Westchester.

Kevin Bass
@kevinnbass

Feb 21

Your father was an architect. You were a privileged DEI admit to Boston University. You worked as a waitress in your 20s. You made it in politics because you look good on camera. Everything you have has been handed to you. You have no understanding of the working class.

Cristiona
@Cristiona

12m

Where did you go to college? Where did you grow up? What did your parents do?

Rich kids often have low wage jobs, because their parents pay for everything. You have no idea what it means to be working class you cosplayer.

There's a concept I heard of years ago called "genteel poverty." Children of the wealthy who have dreams of working at high-status jobs, but find those high-status jobs elusive, often work as servers and waitresses. This, in their class, is not considered low-class; it's just slumming until the dream job comes along. Note all the poets and actors working in the service industry.

They refuse to take more serious-but-unglamorous jobs like insurance or office work because those jobs would in fact reduce their status. Those jobs aren't for footloose dreamers waiting for their big break; those jobs indicate that someone has accepted her reduction in social status and is now a lowly member of the mid-level managerial/clerical class.

If you're a waitress, you're an undiscovered superstar just waiting for your big shot; but if you take a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, you're just a car rental agent.

Donkey-Chompers' stint as a waitress is not evidence of her "working class" background but her real background as a child of privilege with no actual talent to sell in the job market and a snobby attitude towards the real work that most people do.

Teaching yourself how to accept $10 bills by pushing your (sus) breasts together and taking it out of a patron's hand is not preparation for the presidency.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:40 PM




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1 \o\

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 04:41 PM (6ydKt)

2 I denounce the centrism of this blog!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at February 23, 2026 04:42 PM (CYyQm)

3 Bit defensive there sugar tits

Posted by: steevy at February 23, 2026 04:43 PM (YwEeS)

4 Just being a Marxist is all her voters care about

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2026 04:43 PM (Ia/+0)

5 The Wall is a stern mistress.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 04:43 PM (OzWW4)

6 I’m trying to imagine how long and loud she yelled at anybody in shouting distance for week to make her voice that hoarse.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 04:44 PM (6ydKt)

7 Formatting. How does it work?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 04:44 PM (OzWW4)

8 and yet I always struggle to center website designs

you make it look easy, Ace

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 23, 2026 04:44 PM (j+aD2)

9 (I first wrote "horseness" but that's not due to her being drunk, that's just her genetics.)

Your words are hurtful. *whinny*

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at February 23, 2026 04:44 PM (dSkpq)

10 Flake Titicaca. LOL


Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 04:44 PM (77rzZ)

11 Yea, but.... tits.... so she's qualified.

says a boat load of apparently low-T commenters on the web

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2026 04:44 PM (jtM2q)

12 Is that an I've been crying voice, or
Is that an I've been vomiting box wine all morning voice, or
Is it that I've been screaming and breaking things until they tranqued me voice?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2026 04:44 PM (rbvCR)

13 He says Republicans should continue to use "Operation Let Her Speak."

I snorted out loud.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 04:45 PM (4NO2D)

14 ANYWAY yeah AOC is all frazzled, she's not used to hearing that she didn't do so well at ANYTHING

another Little Miss Can't Be Wrong, sent to torment us

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 23, 2026 04:45 PM (j+aD2)

15 *fistbump*

Posted by: Wes Anderson at February 23, 2026 04:45 PM (dSkpq)

16 Why the long face?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 04:45 PM (OzWW4)

17 In before someone says it's okay because she has "great tits".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 04:45 PM (ExV1e)

18 This comment is central to my arguement.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 23, 2026 04:45 PM (DgMqy)

19 Trump doing McDonald's in response to this kind of shit was pretty fucking balls out awesome.

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 04:45 PM (E0p3T)

20 My eyes deceive me!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2026 04:46 PM (2WIwB)

21 Teaching yourself how to accept $10 bills by pushing your (sus) breasts together and taking it out of a patron's hand is not preparation for the presidency.

It doesn't hurt.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2026 04:46 PM (Riz8t)

22 ‘ Donkey-Chompers: If You Thought My Shocking 21-Second Brain Glitch Followed by Drunk Kamala-Level Word Salad Made Me Look Stupid, Maybe The Real Problem Is With Your Stupid Brain, Stupid’

We rightly laugh at two inadequate retards but they are only puppets of people who are not at all stupid.
People who are still untouched by the Trump administration.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 23, 2026 04:47 PM (jbnUc)

23 I feel very centered.

Posted by: ballistic at February 23, 2026 04:47 PM (5aZAZ)

24 You mAGA meanies made AOC cry.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 23, 2026 04:47 PM (YdWlB)

25 I feel...centered.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 23, 2026 04:47 PM (TwoDE)

26 I think her husky voice makes her all the more alluring.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)

27 The incredible stupidity of the dems has me wondering, are they REALLY his stupid? Or is all of this some big super secret plan?
Or was my SAT too high to figure it out?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2026 04:47 PM (2WIwB)

28 You mAGA meanies made AOC cry.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 23, 2026 04:47 PM


I just want to date her.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 04:47 PM (4NO2D)

29 I listened to her full answer about Taiwan.

Even after you take out the 21 seconds of "ums" and "uhs", I still did NOT hear an answer about whether the U.S. should deploy troops to defend Taiwan!

It takes more than the ability to speak full words to create actual coherent speech.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 23, 2026 04:47 PM (HlyYF)

30 Central to your argument...she's a goof.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 23, 2026 04:47 PM (TwoDE)

31 I rise in oposition against the neigh sayers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 04:48 PM (OzWW4)

32 Hard to believe she was chosen when those leftists were interviewing "actors" for the role of "their bitch in Congress". It must have been all based on those bouncing tits.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 23, 2026 04:48 PM (vbXSk)

33 Aren't the cattle *also* European imports?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 04:48 PM (8avO+)

34 I see we're all right down the middle today.

Posted by: Bert G at February 23, 2026 04:48 PM (VARTN)

35 AOC is very close to the affluent female in car posts a rant level.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 23, 2026 04:48 PM (TwoDE)

36 AOC...Dumber than dirt.

Posted by: Stump Dumb at February 23, 2026 04:48 PM (TmfuF)

37 ANYWAY yeah AOC is all frazzled, she's not used to hearing that she didn't do so well at ANYTHING


Right? I mean, I answered ALL the questions at the debate. Mommy Dr. Jill told me so.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 23, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)

38 I'm not left or right, I right dead in the center.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 23, 2026 04:49 PM (TwoDE)

39 1. Can she back away from the camera and
2. Is someone snoring in the background?

Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2026 04:49 PM (Wmg4n)

40 Teaching yourself how to accept $10 bills by pushing your (sus) breasts together and taking it out of a patron's hand is not preparation for the presidency.

It’s not too different from being a politician, though.
Take the money any way you can get it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 04:49 PM (6ydKt)

41 Om shu inre kho

Posted by: imp at February 23, 2026 04:49 PM (g6TN6)

42 OUR TIME IS NOW BROTHERS! RISE

Posted by: The Centerists at February 23, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)

43 her husky voice makes her all the more alluring.

Bark like a dog?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 23, 2026 04:49 PM (Kt19C)

44 31 I rise in oposition against the neigh sayers.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 04:48 PM (OzWW4)


*stamps foot three times*

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2026 04:50 PM (2WIwB)

45 AOC, Kamala, and Gavin Newsom on *cue music*

Jeopardy!™

Categories are:
The Color Yellow
Circles
CA Restaurants That Did Not Shut Down During Covid
Mixed Drinks
The Nature of Time and Space
Foreign Relations

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 23, 2026 04:50 PM (dSkpq)

46 Centreville

A Great Place To Raise Your Kids!

Posted by: British Car Facts at February 23, 2026 04:50 PM (vFG9F)

47 (I first wrote "horseness" but that's not due to her being drunk, that's just her genetics.)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Why the long face?
Posted by: Boss Moss


"Long faced" in Japanese is "Menchou." Just to tie this into the last thread.

Posted by: mikeski at February 23, 2026 04:50 PM (QzLEO)

48 You babe, over here[/c]

Posted by: imp at February 23, 2026 04:50 PM (g6TN6)

49 Vibe: centered, hydrated, going with the flow, capybara is my spirit animal

Posted by: SciVo at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM (Sy6m/)

50 That she is a congresswoman in the United States....it really is shocking.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM (TwoDE)

51 Also, someone should tell her not to let people know they get to her. If she just ignored this, it wouldn’t keep going on and on. Just shut up and stop giving more ammo!

Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM (Wmg4n)

52 13 He says Republicans should continue to use "Operation Let Her Speak."

I snorted out loud.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 04:45 PM


Polling showed that the more that Hillary campaigned, the more her numbers went down.

Kamala showed the exact same phenomenon.

With Biden, they didn't even need polling numbers. They knew that hiding him in the basement was their only possible "communications" strategy.

The Democrat Party has been running a poorly conceived "Operation Let Her Speak" for many, many years!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM (HlyYF)

53 Does Congress have a Casting Couch??

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM (pDt9x)

54 Why is yo autocucumbered?

[/center]

Posted by: imp at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM (g6TN6)

55 You know what would be fun? Ask AOC to answer specific policy questions

What would you do about the Uke war. Explain the exact impact in America lives and treasure your policy will entail

What would you do about China and specifically China sending drugs to America and stealing American IP?

How will you deal with the southern invasion, both the invaders themselves and the drugs they are bringing?

Posted by: The Centerists at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)

56 A dolt trying to convince herself she's smart. Also, what filters is she using?

Posted by: mr tmz at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM (rJ48h)

57 I guess now I live in Central America.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM (DgMqy)

58 just want to date her.

If *date* = vigorous sodomy.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM (Kt19C)

59 I don't want to look at AO-C's performative crying. I'll just take everybody's word for it that it's really bad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2026 04:52 PM (AQXU4)

60 This is what happens when you leave the warm embrace of CNN and MSNOW .

Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2026 04:52 PM (G0vdT)

61 That she is a congresswoman in the United States....it really is shocking.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM


Idiots need representation too.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 04:52 PM (4NO2D)

62

Are we supposed to buy black tracksuits with white adidas now for the comet?

Posted by: imp at February 23, 2026 04:52 PM (g6TN6)

63 Aren't the cattle *also* European imports?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 04:48 PM (8avO+)


Shh. History started in 1989.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)

64 30 Central to your argument...she's a goof.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 23, 2026 04:47 PM


Doof >>>>>> goof

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 23, 2026 04:53 PM (HlyYF)

65 You were a privileged DEI admit to Boston University. You worked as a waitress in your 20s.
---
Needs corrected "You did so poorly at Boston University that no one would hire you, so you ended up working as a waitress in to your 20s"

That is, a double-bonus diversity score, with a degree in international relations and a minor in economics, couldn't find even a sympathy hire DEI job?
In ultra-liberal Boston packed to the brim with companies trying to "increase diversity?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2026 04:53 PM (HXT0k)

66 Here's what Flake Titicaca said:

I understood that reference...
* puts down Vibranium shield.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2026 04:53 PM (diia5)

67

Is this what Nebraska feels like?

Posted by: imp at February 23, 2026 04:53 PM (g6TN6)

68 44 31 I rise in oposition against the neigh sayers.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 04:48 PM (OzWW4)


*stamps foot three times*
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2026 04:50 PM (2WIwB)

On the ceiling? if you Want ME?

Posted by: Tony Orlando at February 23, 2026 04:53 PM (mP0Kj)

69 That she is a congresswoman in the United States....it really is shocking.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM (TwoDE)


That's the hell of it. And there are too many just like her.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2026 04:53 PM (2WIwB)

70 Hard to believe she was chosen when those leftists were interviewing "actors" for the role of "their bitch in Congress". It must have been all based on those bouncing tits.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 23, 2026 04:48 PM (vbXSk)

It worked, though! She won the primary and got into office. Her handlers were pensioned off and she got invested into the borg since she can scam money out of nationwide leftists for the Dems to use elsewhere.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 04:53 PM (8avO+)

71 That she is a congresswoman in the United States....it really is shocking.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM
---

Peej O'Rourke once defined politics as the business of gaining money and power without merit.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2026 04:54 PM (LxER7)

72 AOC tried so claim nobody was paying to her argument is support of this or that.

What arguments? When has she ever presented a case for her hair brained ideas? All she has is platitudes, which are on the right side of history.

Which is the case for most Dem politicians

Posted by: Ripley at February 23, 2026 04:54 PM (GUOwU)

73 51 Also, someone should tell her not to let people know they get to her. If she just ignored this, it wouldn’t keep going on and on. Just shut up and stop giving more ammo!
Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM (Wmg4n)

She’s appealing to people who wallow in their own miserable victimhood like it’s a badge of courage.

We all know the type.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 04:54 PM (6ydKt)

74

Ask her if we should deploy troops to Mexico.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2026 04:54 PM (Cqx++)

75 Aren't the cattle *also* European imports?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 04:48 PM (8avO+)

Shh. History started in 1989.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)

That long ago? They are starting to forget about the BushHitlers now

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 04:54 PM (8avO+)

76 [/center]
Posted by: imp


Sorry, that's too much power to give to commenters.

We get b, i, s, and u, and that's all the formatting trouble we can cause. Or solve.

Posted by: mikeski at February 23, 2026 04:55 PM (QzLEO)

77 That she is a congresswoman in the United States....it really is shocking.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM (TwoDE)


Proof that those assholes don't really know what they are doing. it's the deep state behind them, the staffers, who are doing their party bidding.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2026 04:55 PM (2WIwB)

78 That is, a double-bonus diversity score, with a degree in international relations and a minor in economics, couldn't find even a sympathy hire DEI job?
In ultra-liberal Boston packed to the brim with companies trying to "increase diversity?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2026 04:53 PM (HXT0k)

Wrong Market, she needed to move to DC, North VA, or New Yawk.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2026 04:55 PM (mP0Kj)

79 Also, someone should tell her not to let people know they get to her. If she just ignored this, it wouldn’t keep going on and on. Just shut up and stop giving more ammo!
Posted by: Piper

Shush! We don't want her shutting up. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at February 23, 2026 04:55 PM (lJ0H4)

80 Idiots need representation too.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 04:52 PM


Can Ace be my Congressman?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 23, 2026 04:55 PM (HlyYF)

81 The center cannot hold; that's not snoring; and her ta ta(s) should always be in the lead.

Posted by: kingsman at February 23, 2026 04:55 PM (ehY6c)

82 In ultra-liberal Boston packed to the brim with companies trying to "increase diversity?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2026 04:53 PM (HXT0k)


Not even a Lewinsky job.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 04:56 PM (ExV1e)

83 Ambush question: Quick: Three things you love about America that don't involve immigration or the civil rights movement?

Posted by: Zek at February 23, 2026 04:56 PM (5FPX4)

84 I wonder if she knows you can use Botox to get rid of gummy smiles.

Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2026 04:56 PM (Wmg4n)

85 And again, her degree was in International Relations.

So her response to the Taiwan question (which has been an issue for decades and decades--even when she was in "college") was like having a full 4-year degree in Spanish and speaking "Peggy Hill" Spanish.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2026 04:57 PM (HXT0k)

86 Heh.

I've spent the better part of an hour centering content in a table in a Page in Canvas.

I should've let Ace do it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2026 04:57 PM (ESVrU)

87 14 ANYWAY yeah AOC is all frazzled, she's not used to hearing that she didn't do so well at ANYTHING

another Little Miss Can't Be Wrong, sent to torment us
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 23, 2026 04:45 PM (j+aD2)


Earworms are for sharing!
youtube.com/watch?v=cXWbMu4PtpE

Posted by: SciVo at February 23, 2026 04:57 PM (Sy6m/)

88 That she is a congresswoman in the United States....it really is shocking.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM (TwoDE)

That's the hell of it. And there are too many just like her.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2026 04:53 PM (2WIwB)


And not just Democrats.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 04:57 PM (ExV1e)

89 Wait.

AOC's boobs are sus?

Gonna need further research on this topic!

Posted by: Guys everywhere at February 23, 2026 04:57 PM (2Ez/1)

90 A dolt trying to convince herself she's smart. Also, what filters is she using?
Posted by: mr tmz at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM (rJ48h)

all of them.

In a related note China is cracking down on the use of filters in their country because it is giving the girls there an inflated sense of ego. Their one child policy was a disaster but the current mood is women on a zero child policy.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 04:57 PM (8avO+)

91 She's from NYC. Its a clown town.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 23, 2026 04:58 PM (pZ64F)

92 She looks like she's drunk blogging...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2026 04:59 PM (4eJXZ)

93 I think her husky voice makes her all the more alluring.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)
-
It was the snoring in the. Background that made it for me

Posted by: Gonzotx at February 23, 2026 04:59 PM (nGraA)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at February 23, 2026 04:59 PM (dSkpq)

95 I recall reading that Sandy was a tip stealer on the job, and not well regarded by the rest of the help.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:00 PM (pDt9x)

96 Snoring and gas.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 05:00 PM (OzWW4)

97 I've got to say... Senator Kennedy is a National Treasure.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2026 05:00 PM (mP0Kj)

98 I’m expert level, like ace, at centering.

I mean 95% of the time you only have three choices and Center is usually the one in the center, so it’s decent odds even when guessing.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 05:00 PM (6ydKt)

99 Bartenders talk politics all the time, H8TR!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 05:01 PM (guGkK)

100 I saw Sus Boobs open for 10CC back in the day.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2026 05:01 PM (i1VVh)

101 Blog time seems to be iffy again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:01 PM (zZu0s)

102 I gotta admit AOC doesn't look like a monster like CIA Barbie does. Both are stupid as a stump and both have someone handling them. Just look at them as Joe Bidens in drag.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 23, 2026 05:01 PM (pZ64F)

103 Wait.

AOC's boobs are sus?

Gonna need further research on this topic!
Posted by: Guys everywhere at February 23, 2026 04:57 PM (2Ez/1)


reddit.com/r/tits (NSFW, obviously) - seriously, you can see all sorts. Add qualifiers before tits, it'll probably work. Y'all need help.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:01 PM (ExV1e)

104 Compare and contrast Macro Rubio.

When he got humiliated on the public stage by Trump in the debates for only having stock answers, did he whine and cry that "you people just don't know how brilliant I am?"

Nope, he got his shit together and soon he'll be Viceroy of Cuba and the Greater Caribbean.

But, you do have to enjoy Re-Tread Kamala putting her own "you guys are just not positioning me for success" out there on the Insta.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2026 05:01 PM (HXT0k)

105 Starting to feel like a humiliation ritual. Not for them, for us.

Yeah, your elected officials are morons and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2026 05:01 PM (u73oe)

106 I've got to say... Senator Kennedy is a National Treasure.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2026 05:00 PM (mP0Kj)

I like his "Bless her Heart" zingers

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:01 PM (8avO+)

107 100 I saw Sus Boobs open for 10CC back in the day.
---------------
Big Boys Don't Cry....

Posted by: pudinhead at February 23, 2026 05:01 PM (pZ64F)

108 Somewhere, Sarah Palin winks at Tina Fey.

Posted by: Rex B at February 23, 2026 05:01 PM (GI9/m)

109 Are we supposed to buy black tracksuits with white adidas now for the comet?
Posted by: imp at February 23, 2026 04:52 PM


Do not be insulting Gopnik Tuxedo.

Posted by: Igor at February 23, 2026 05:02 PM (Wnv9h)

110 I recall reading that Sandy was a tip stealer on the job, and not well regarded by the rest of the help.

Rumor was that she sucked tonic water right put of the gun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 05:02 PM (guGkK)

111 Just go suck a bag of dicks. It worked for me.

Posted by: Kamalala at February 23, 2026 05:02 PM (9I5W+)

112 Lee Horsley?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:02 PM (zZu0s)

113 My boner is so hard right now, I could console AOC for four hours before the medical staff needed to pry her off of priapism. Let me rest and then we'll pick it up again later, baby.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 23, 2026 05:02 PM (gVUi7)

114 AOC is like a template for modern young "boss babe" women. She's incredibly narcissistic, incapable of facing accountability, everyone else is to blame for her problems, very dimwitted and wholly unware of it.

And honestly, so's Kamala. She's One Of Them, one of the vapid twits who populate manosphere podcasts like Whatever and Onlyfans and the streets of Miami looking for some pathetic sucker to buy them more stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:02 PM (PYyV9)

115 There is no defending the indefensible.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2026 05:03 PM (+nEug)

116 Imagine AOC going to Russia and talking with Putin about foreign policy.

Posted by: dantesed at February 23, 2026 05:03 PM (Oy/m2)

117 Rumor was that she sucked tonic water right put of the gun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 05:02 PM (guGkK)


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:03 PM (ExV1e)

118 99 Bartenders talk politics all the time, H8TR!
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Bartenders never do this. They like tips.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 23, 2026 05:03 PM (pZ64F)

119 From the western TV show, Paradise as well as... was it the Sword and the Sorcerer? With the sword that shot blades like a harpoon gun. And could shatter multiple swords at once because, reasons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:03 PM (zZu0s)

120 It's just another Merlot Monday.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at February 23, 2026 05:03 PM (2Ez/1)

121 So, on a lark I contacted the White House and suggested they extend an opportunity to the men's Olympic hockey team that was invited to the State of the Union address to take the seats that the Democrats are vacating in protest.

I'm pretty sure "protocol" won't allow it, but then again, Trump doesn't "do" protocol.

*giggles*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2026 05:03 PM (jtM2q)

122 29 I listened to her full answer about Taiwan.

Even after you take out the 21 seconds of "ums" and "uhs", I still did NOT hear an answer about whether the U.S. should deploy troops to defend Taiwan!

It takes more than the ability to speak full words to create actual coherent speech.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 23, 2026 04:47 PM (HlyYF)


In her defense, it is actually a tough weed-out question, since "strategic ambiguity" is something you perform, not an answer you can just memorize. I mean, yeah, she failed it and got weeded out, like Pre-Med midwits who "just want to help people" in Orgo, if they somehow managed to pass GenChem; but it's not like she whiffed an easy lob over the plate.

Posted by: SciVo at February 23, 2026 05:04 PM (Sy6m/)

123
Reportedly she was coached extensively before her appearance in Munich.

Imagine dealing with her afterwards, when she still can't accept that the PR disaster was her doing, and believes that a video telling her side of the story (other people are 100% to blame) is a good idea. Must be hell on earth to be around her.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 23, 2026 05:04 PM (VWtfl)

124 Given several days to develop a response, she came up with, "I'm not stupid. YOU'RE stupid!"

Brilliant.

Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2026 05:04 PM (0e5Te)

125 Whose fault is it that AOC keeps saying moronic stuff and jamming her $500 shoe in her mouth? YOU ARE! You're the problem especially you WHITE MEN! The PATRIARCHY is to blame for not recognizing how great she is!

LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:04 PM (PYyV9)

126 Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:03 PM (ExV1e)

Swallow, baby- it'll protect you from Malaria!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:05 PM (zZu0s)

127 Someone needs to cut in to the end of her Taiwan answer a clip of Family Feud all yelling "good answer!" before the red X horn blasts.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2026 05:05 PM (HXT0k)

128 The way things are going, Marco's going to be Perotector-General of Mexico soon...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2026 05:05 PM (i1VVh)

129 Senator Kennedy is a National Treasure.

He's a dead ringer for Pat Buttram, "Mr Haney" on Green Acres.
Most of his spiel is a straight-up Pat Buttram routine.
I'm surprised it isn't recognized more. Fred Allen weeps.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 23, 2026 05:05 PM (zdLoL)

130 Also, someone should tell her not to let people know they get to her. If she just ignored this, it wouldn’t keep going on and on. Just shut up and stop giving more ammo!

Why? This is most of the fun having her react. The new game will be to see if she can be mocked into a serious substance abuse habit, psychotic episode, aneurysm or maybe self-MAID.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 23, 2026 05:06 PM (pUU4E)

131 Must be hell on earth to be around her.

Kamala's staff had more turnover than an IHOP griddle. Its misery working for these kind of women. Many of us have had to suffer through it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:06 PM (PYyV9)

132 So, on a lark I contacted the White House and suggested they extend an opportunity to the men's Olympic hockey team that was invited to the State of the Union address to take the seats that the Democrats are vacating in protest.

I'm pretty sure "protocol" won't allow it, but then again, Trump doesn't "do" protocol.

*giggles*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2026 05:03 PM (jtM2q)

They could all sit up in the balcony like the other guests and pack it full.

The seats of the Dems on the floor can be loaded up with appetizers and drink dispensers.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:06 PM (8avO+)

133 White Men!!! The cause of, and solution to, all of the world’s problems!!

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:06 PM (pDt9x)

134 Given several days to develop a response, she came up with, "I'm not stupid. YOU'RE stupid!"

Brilliant.
Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2026 05:04 PM (0e5Te)


The focus group swore it would work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 05:06 PM (guGkK)

135 Given several days to develop a response, she came up with, "I'm not stupid. YOU'RE stupid!"

Brilliant.
Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2026 05:04 PM



Rubber-Glue technique. Do right, no defense.

Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at February 23, 2026 05:06 PM (4NO2D)

136 That she is a congresswoman in the United States....it really is shocking.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 23, 2026 04:51 PM
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Idiots need representation too.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 04:52 PM (4NO2D)


Unfortunately, she doesn't represent this idiot.

(AOC is my Rep.)

Posted by: RickZ at February 23, 2026 05:06 PM (gKDq2)

137 Swallow, baby- it'll protect you from Malaria!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:05 PM (zZu0s)


I'm not afraid of Trump's wife! -- AOC

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:06 PM (ExV1e)

138 Kamala's staff had more turnover than an IHOP griddle. Its misery working for these kind of women. Many of us have had to suffer through it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:06 PM (PYyV9)

The worst bosses I ever had were women.. I'd much rather work for a man

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2026 05:07 PM (4eJXZ)

139 U mad, Sis?

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2026 05:07 PM (TezPK)

140 Must be hell on earth to be around her.

Kamala's staff had more turnover than an IHOP griddle. Its misery working for these kind of women. Many of us have had to suffer through it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:06 PM (PYyV9)

They were all Biden installed plants. Kamala didn't even have one screechy harridan buddy to hang out with of her own.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:07 PM (8avO+)

141 I mourn for our nation that a Congressional representative is doing a whine selfie in social media.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2026 05:07 PM (+nEug)

142 She graduated with an economics degree from BU's college of Arts and Sciences. It's of the "Marxist Basket Weaving and Gender Colonization" type of degree. Real economists come from the School of Business. Hat tip to JackStraw.

She lived in the financial capital of the world with an economics degree and was a cocktail waitress. That says it all.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 23, 2026 05:07 PM (cxFcK)

143 Ask AOC what she want's for dinner. There's a question for the ages.

One she probably can't answer coherently either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2026 05:07 PM (jtM2q)

144 but it's not like she whiffed an easy lob over the plate.

Posted by: SciVo at February 23, 2026 05:04 PM (Sy6m/)

I don't see how that matters. Trump gets harder questions 23 hours out of every 24. Just because all Democrats tend to get are easy lobs......

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 05:07 PM (E0p3T)

145 Other than her very weird nose, which I find disturbing and all I focus on...why is she whispering in what appears to be a linen closet about foreign policy?

I looked for a second simply to note her nostrils flaring.

I want to see her parent's noses, but don't want to take the time to look. Did she inherit one of their noses? Or a botched rhinoplasty?

I realize this is not the point, Ace. XXXX

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 23, 2026 05:07 PM (WONhk)

146 She’s dumber than a bag of rocks. Just like most of these social media stars. They have one gift, to fool a bunch of people. The minute you try to dig into what they really know, it’s puddle deep.

This is what happens when for years nobody asks a serious question or even attempts to understand what your real views on the issues are. Even the more devious Democrats get to step two by memorizing some biased political garbage. But the minute they are either confronted with irrefutable facts, or they are forced to make an intelligent, cogent argument they fail like Joe Biden’s diaper.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 23, 2026 05:07 PM (9I5W+)

147 Never worked for a woman, donna. What was the worst part of it??

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:08 PM (pDt9x)

148 The thing is... I don't feel sorry for the staff that works with Kamala and AOC because they're largely made up of the same kind of people. Its not like she's getting the best of the best here, she's hiring people who Think Like Her and usually Look Like Her. She gets true believers, the zealots with the "correct" opinions. And they feed her stupid nonsense filled with lies and ignorance because its all they know

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:08 PM (PYyV9)

149 Ah yes Senator Kennedy the court jester, very effective yes sirrie Bob. I'd laugh at the senator if he would kick jon thune in the neathers so hard that the nuts would decorate his ears. Kennedy's fat on low hanging fruit.

Posted by: kingsman at February 23, 2026 05:09 PM (ehY6c)

150 Reportedly she was coached extensively before her appearance in Munich.

Imagine dealing with her afterwards, when she still can't accept that the PR disaster was her doing, and believes that a video telling her side of the story (other people are 100% to blame) is a good idea. Must be hell on earth to be around her.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 23, 2026 05:04 PM


Pretty sure her world debut was staged by the dnc handlers to prep her for a 2028 primary run and it failed miserably.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 23, 2026 05:09 PM (0N4FZ)

151 I don’t think that chick has ever read a book. And I’m completely serious.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 23, 2026 05:09 PM (9I5W+)

152 134 Given several days to develop a response, she came up with, "I'm not stupid. YOU'RE stupid!"

Brilliant.
Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2026 05:04 PM (0e5Te)

The focus group swore it would work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 05:06 PM (guGkK)
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To that point, either she and her staff brainstormed this reponse or her staff said "looks great!" after seeing it. Either way, she is not being served well by her staff.

Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2026 05:09 PM (G0vdT)

153 I wouldn't even trust the idiot queen to get my drink order right, much less pontificate on foreign policy questions.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2026 05:09 PM (D86/H)

154 147 Never worked for a woman, donna. What was the worst part of it??
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:08 PM (pDt9x)

Catty,backstabbing with big egos...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2026 05:09 PM (4eJXZ)

155 She's not wrong about Trump
he does tend to shoot from the lip

'Help is on its way!'

Posted by: Don Black at February 23, 2026 05:09 PM (ZxPkt)

156 Whose fault is it that AOC keeps saying moronic stuff and jamming her $500 shoe in her mouth? YOU ARE! You're the problem especially you WHITE MEN! The PATRIARCHY is to blame for not recognizing how great she is!

LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:04 PM (PYyV9)

50 years or more of Feminism and they still can't point out where the Patriarchy meets to give us our marching orders and how we get the message when they open all the mail in the mailbox.

The lone nuts in their mom's basement have these things covered from day 1.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:10 PM (8avO+)

157 In her defense, it is actually a tough weed-out question, since "strategic ambiguity" is something you perform, not an answer you can just memorize. I mean, yeah, she failed it and got weeded out, like Pre-Med midwits who "just want to help people" in Orgo, if they somehow managed to pass GenChem; but it's not like she whiffed an easy lob over the plate.

Posted by: SciVo at February 23, 2026 05:04 PM


Oh, I definitely agree with your policy position.

I don't know Trump's answer to that question ... and Trump should leave that questioned unanswered.

AOC did not even know enough to NOT answer.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 23, 2026 05:10 PM (HlyYF)

158 But, you do have to enjoy Re-Tread Kamala putting her own "you guys are just not positioning me for success" out there on the Insta.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2026 05:01 PM (HXT0k)


Position her for success?

On you hand and knees, Kamala, and face away.

That kind of "positioning for success"?

Posted by: RickZ at February 23, 2026 05:10 PM (gKDq2)

159 She's like a female Johnny Mnemonic and had to dump her entire memory of what she learned in college to upload 320GB of "Fighting Oligarchy!"

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2026 05:10 PM (HXT0k)

160 Munich? AOC is now The Beer Hall Putz.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 23, 2026 05:11 PM (9I5W+)

161 wouldn't even trust the idiot queen to get my drink order right, much less pontificate on foreign policy questions.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

She cried in the walk in because some asked for flat water.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 23, 2026 05:11 PM (MGB5H)

162 95 I recall reading that Sandy was a tip stealer on the job, and not well regarded by the rest of the help.
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:00 PM

I love this bit of chisme and it falls in the too good to check category.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 23, 2026 05:11 PM (K885Z)

163 Imagine AOC going to Russia and talking with Putin about foreign policy.

Lets put it this way, the photo coming out will be Putin riding on the back of something, just not a bear.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 23, 2026 05:11 PM (a6PrB)

164 but it's not like she whiffed an easy lob over the plate.

Posted by: SciVo at February 23, 2026 05:04 PM (Sy6m/)
==
Yeah, but she missed a fastball right down the middle with the catcher telling her what the pitch was before it was thrown.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 23, 2026 05:11 PM (GZYu7)

165 Dollar Store Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 23, 2026 05:11 PM (9I5W+)

166 Pretty sure her world debut was staged by the dnc handlers to prep her for a 2028 primary run and it failed miserably.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 23, 2026 05:09 PM (0N4FZ)

way too early for that even if it worked. Forcing that fossil from the Senate in NY to retire...maybe.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:11 PM (8avO+)

167 >>I don’t think that chick has ever read a book. And I’m completely serious.


I bet Lebron James has read more books than AoC

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2026 05:12 PM (1Udfd)

168 it'll protect you from Malaria!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:05 PM (zZu0s)

I'm not afraid of Trump's wife! -- AOC
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:06 PM (ExV1e)

*golfclap*

Well played.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:12 PM (zZu0s)

169 She graduated with an economics degree

I don't stand still for this bullshit.
Her degree was "International Relations."
She had three classes in economics. Not even a minor.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 23, 2026 05:12 PM (zdLoL)

170 > The thing is... I don't feel sorry for the staff that works with Kamala and AOC because they're largely made up of the same kind of people.
---------
I think, and I could be wrong, but a lot of Congressional staffers are hired out of a pool. Yea, some are ideological clones, but many, especially at low, entry level positions are just there to wipe asses. They are "coached" and learn what the talking points of the week are, what legislation is "good," what's "bad."

The scary thing is that some of them are really zealous about it. And their charge is typically an idiot.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2026 05:12 PM (jtM2q)

171 After the comment upthread about her nose, went back up to look at it. Crap. Now I can’t unsee it. It is strange.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:12 PM (pDt9x)

172 AOC is the Representative from Dunning-Kruger.

Posted by: goatexchange at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (hyS0X)

173 I bet Lebron James has read more books than AoC
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2026 05:12 PM (1Udfd)


He's seen the first page of more books than anyone else on Earth.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (ExV1e)

174 I recall reading that Sandy was a tip stealer on the job, and not well regarded by the rest of the help.

The traditional rule is, you flash your boobs and the tip is yours.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (guGkK)

175 If I don't need to know anything to be a powerful and world-famous LatinX CongressWOMAN, why do I need to know anything to be the First FEMALE and First LatinX President? The Constitution does not say I need to know anything to be President! Take that, h@ters!

Posted by: AOC at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (5rh/l)

176 She probably has a higher IQ than half of the dullards in Congress. She also has nice boobies.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (abIsI)

177 >> I recall reading that Sandy was a tip stealer on the job, and not well regarded by the rest of the help.

This is atypical narcissistic behavior. So it makes sense.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (9I5W+)

178 You white honkey assed schlubbs didn't position aoc for success.

How rude!

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (2H3yT)

179 She's an expert in a three letter word: foreign policy

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (E0p3T)

180 I bet Lebron James has read more books than AoC

Like President Obama reading the same first chapter of the same stunt book for 8 years LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (PYyV9)

181 Either way, she is not being served well by her staff.
Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2026 05:09 PM (G0vdT)

———————

A people hire A people. B people hire C people.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (u73oe)

182 I worked for a woman boss once. She gamed the system to get a paid master's degree, got pregnant twice so I had to do her job, and stole thousands of dollars so her husband could start up a real estate agency.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (gVUi7)

183 The traditional rule is, you flash your boobs and the tip is yours.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (guGkK)

Just the tip

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 05:14 PM (E0p3T)

184 We should all remember that AOC is the gal who was so completely mesmerized by her 'Bougie' garbage disposal when she first got to her new Washington D.C. apartment in 2019 that she had to make a video about it and share it with the world.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 05:14 PM (6ydKt)

185 but it's not like she whiffed an easy lob over the plate.

Posted by: SciVo at February 23, 2026 05:04 PM (Sy6m/)

lobs can actually be hard to hit. Batting practice speed is actually moderately fast.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:14 PM (8avO+)

186 @nypost
·
1h
USA women's hockey team declines Trump's State of the Union invite after Olympic gold medal win

Posted by: Don Black at February 23, 2026 05:14 PM (ZxPkt)

187 184 We should all remember that AOC is the gal who was so completely mesmerized by her 'Bougie' garbage disposal when she first got to her new Washington D.C. apartment in 2019 that she had to make a video about it and share it with the world.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 05:14 PM (6ydKt)

She grew up in Westchester and had affluent parents. Bull. Shit.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:15 PM (pDt9x)

188 Teaching yourself how to accept $10 bills by pushing your (sus) breasts together and taking it out of a patron's hand is not preparation for the presidency.

I sure want this to be the truth.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 23, 2026 05:15 PM (cK4Fj)

189 And yeah AOC gets this look when she's mad or emphatic with huge wide open eyes and nostrils flared like a race horse. Its incredibly unattractive and unpleasant. Imagine having that face angry at you because you put the dishes in the dishwasher the "wrong way"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:15 PM (PYyV9)

190 USA women's hockey team declines Trump's State of the Union invite after Olympic gold medal win
Posted by: Don Black

Why?

Posted by: Tuna at February 23, 2026 05:15 PM (lJ0H4)

191 186 @nypost
·
1h
USA women's hockey team declines Trump's State of the Union invite after Olympic gold medal win
Posted by: Don Black


Do you really want a group of lesbians carrying sticks in the WH?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2026 05:15 PM (abIsI)

192 Nunh uh.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 05:15 PM (OzWW4)

193 She probably has a higher IQ than half of the dullards in Congress. She also has nice boobies.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (abIsI)

Better save some favorites for a scrapbook. The wall is on the way for her.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:16 PM (8avO+)

194 I worked for a woman boss once. She gamed the system to get a paid master's degree, got pregnant twice so I had to do her job, and stole thousands of dollars so her husband could start up a real estate agency.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (gVUi7)


My last boss was a woman. Other than buying into the whole "let me show how much I care about you as a person" management thing that goes on these days, she was fine.

Worst boss I ever had was a man but that was on the submarine so the options were limited.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:16 PM (ExV1e)

195 🥒

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 05:16 PM (OzWW4)

196 I see that the morning’s art thread gave us naked gal on an ottoman and the comments are complaints. This is why we can’t have nice things.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2026 05:16 PM (fIo92)

197 182 I worked for a woman boss once. She gamed the system to get a paid master's degree, got pregnant twice so I had to do her job, and stole thousands of dollars so her husband could start up a real estate agency.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (gVUi7)

Yes, but how were her leadership skills?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)

198 Why? This is most of the fun having her react. The new game will be to see if she can be mocked into a serious substance abuse habit, psychotic episode, aneurysm or maybe self-MAID.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 23, 2026 05:06 PM (pUU4E)


“Not much has been written about The Ibogaine Effect as a serious factor in the Presidential Campaign, but toward the end of the Wisconsin primary race—about a week before the vote—word leaked out that some of Muskie's top advisors had called in a Brazilian doctor who was said to be treating the candidate with ‘some kind of strange drug’ that nobody in the press corps had ever heard of. ... I immediately recognized The Ibogaine Effect...”

—Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail ‘72

Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2026 05:17 PM (rbvCR)

199 Bad bosses suck a lot no matter who they are, and neither sex has a monopoly on being awful. My point wasn't "those bitches suck amirite???" but rather "this kind of person makes a horrific boss"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:17 PM (PYyV9)

200 190 USA women's hockey team declines Trump's State of the Union invite after Olympic gold medal win
Posted by: Don Black

Why?
Posted by: Tuna at February 23, 2026 05:15 PM (lJ0H4)

Aw, more good news. Way to go girls, making asses out of yourselves.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:17 PM (pDt9x)

201 *checks out art thread he missed this morning*

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)

202 In my experience, women leaders have a tendency to either be too passive or insanely over assertive, often about the wrong or petty things.

Not always the case, you can get a few Goldilocks, but this is something more common with women. Guys are just usually lazy and or passive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:17 PM (zZu0s)

203 A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is done.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 23, 2026 05:17 PM (OzWW4)

204 >>USA women's hockey team declines Trump's State of the Union invite after Olympic gold medal win


Nobody cares about Women's Hockey, anyway.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2026 05:18 PM (1Udfd)

205 Oligachy!!

Posted by: BernieSandersGPT at February 23, 2026 05:18 PM (dSkpq)

206 USA women's hockey team declines Trump's State of the Union invite after Olympic gold medal win
Posted by: Don Black

Why?
Posted by: Tuna at February 23, 2026 05:15 PM (lJ0H4)

Aw, more good news. Way to go girls, making asses out of yourselves.
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:17 PM (pDt9x)


Maybe they just don't want to be political.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:18 PM (ExV1e)

207 196 I see that the morning’s art thread gave us naked gal on an ottoman and the comments are complaints. This is why we can’t have nice things.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2026 05:16 PM (fIo92)

Well, we bitch and complain about most things. H L Mencken-like, the masthead bitcher extraordinaire!!

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:19 PM (pDt9x)

208 Right Angle News Network
@Rightanglenews
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2h
BREAKING - Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum says using force against cartels violates their civil rights

Posted by: Don Black at February 23, 2026 05:19 PM (ZxPkt)

209 Nobody cares about Women's Hockey, anyway.

We have a women's hockey team??

You stop watching the olympics for a few decades and all hell breaks loose

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:20 PM (PYyV9)

210 Maybe they just don't want to be political.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:18 PM (ExV1e)

It isn't any more political than using US money to train and go to the Olympics to represent the US. They should be grateful.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:20 PM (I40wl)

211 BREAKING - Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum says using force against cartels violates their civil rights
Posted by: Don Black at February 23, 2026 05:19 PM (ZxPkt)


Maybe Ace will do a thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e)

212 The problem with Women in leadership positions is that Men spend 100% of their lives learning to ignore the sound of a Woman's Voice.

There is simply no getting around this...if we aren't trying to fuck them, we are ignoring them.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2026 05:20 PM (1Udfd)

213 As a guy, I prefer working for and with women. No testosterone wars.

Posted by: Bulg at February 23, 2026 05:20 PM (77rzZ)

214 200 190 USA women's hockey team declines Trump's State of the Union invite after Olympic gold medal win
Posted by: Don Black

Why?
Posted by: Tuna at February 23, 2026 05:15 PM (lJ0H4)

Aw, more good news. Way to go girls, making asses out of yourselves.
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:17 PM (pDt9x)

They did say they appreciated the acknowledgement but they had previous commitments.. Not as bad as the women's soccer team refusal and this is for the SOTU not the oval office... Let's see what excuse they will have for not going to that...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2026 05:20 PM (VE6XX)

215 BREAKING - Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum says using force against cartels violates their civil rights
Posted by: Don Black at February 23, 2026 05:19 PM (ZxPkt)

Fuck. She is just a bought and paid for corrupticrat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:20 PM (zZu0s)

216 >>>
Worst boss I ever had was a man but that was on the submarine so the options were limited.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:16 PM (ExV1e)


“Turn This Ship Around” by Captain Marquet is all the rage in the corporate world. They want to run things like a submarine now.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2026 05:20 PM (fIo92)

217 199 Bad bosses suck a lot no matter who they are, and neither sex has a monopoly on being awful. My point wasn't "those bitches suck amirite???" but rather "this kind of person makes a horrific boss"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:17 PM (PYyV9)

It’s okay, Christopher, no one thinks you are misogynistic. Mostly.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:21 PM (pDt9x)

218 Nobody cares about Women's Hockey, anyway.
Posted by: garrett

I looked up the article. Prior commitments. Right. If the president extends an invite I would think those prior commitments could be changed.

Posted by: Tuna at February 23, 2026 05:21 PM (lJ0H4)

219 >Maybe they just don't want to be political.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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I should have read further
The team is grateful for the invite, but has prior engagements scheduled

Posted by: Don Black at February 23, 2026 05:21 PM (ZxPkt)

220 202 In my experience, women leaders have a tendency to either be too passive or insanely over assertive, often about the wrong or petty things.

Not always the case, you can get a few Goldilocks, but this is something more common with women. Guys are just usually lazy and or passive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:17 PM (zZu0s)

Some guys are just horndog assholes. So, there's that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:21 PM (I40wl)

221 Oh, I definitely agree with your policy position.

I don't know Trump's answer to that question ... and Trump should leave that questioned unanswered.

AOC did not even know enough to NOT answer.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 23, 2026 05:10 PM


You know what's really sad? She did better than nominal-President Biden, whose staff had to walk his answer back more than once. Typical fake-tough guy stuff, like "I'd take Xi back behind the gym and beat him up!" but with the world's strongest military at his beck and call.

Yeah, but she missed a fastball right down the middle with the catcher telling her what the pitch was before it was thrown.
Posted by: Black JEM at February 23, 2026 05:11 PM (GZYu7)


Fair.

Posted by: SciVo at February 23, 2026 05:22 PM (Sy6m/)

222 It isn't any more political than using US money to train and go to the Olympics to represent the US. They should be grateful.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:20 PM (I40wl)


1. Did they use tax dollars for this? I thought not.
2. They can be grateful and still not what to attend the SotU. They'd be there as a political prop. Some folks don't want to do that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:22 PM (ExV1e)

223 >>>Yes, but how were her leadership skills?

Posted by: SpeakingOf

>She steered clear of me and let me do what I do. She wasn't completely stupid, just corrupt. We had no issues, because she left me alone.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 23, 2026 05:22 PM (gVUi7)

224 214 200 190 USA women's hockey team declines Trump's State of the Union invite after Olympic gold medal win
Posted by: Don Black

Why?
Posted by: Tuna at February 23, 2026 05:15 PM (lJ0H4)

Aw, more good news. Way to go girls, making asses out of yourselves.
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:17 PM (pDt9x)

They did say they appreciated the acknowledgement but they had previous commitments.. Not as bad as the women's soccer team refusal and this is for the SOTU not the oval office... Let's see what excuse they will have for not going to that...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2026 05:20 PM (VE6XX)

Previous committments. Oh, okay then. Must have been important stuff.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:22 PM (pDt9x)

225 "Maybe they just don't want to be political."

lol

you forgot the /s tag, right?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2026 05:22 PM (sTSBN)

226 > Nobody cares about Women's Hockey, anyway.
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If you believe it... less than those that care about women's basketball.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2026 05:22 PM (jtM2q)

227 Maybe the hockey girls won't go to the W.H. because the First Lady is elegant and beautiful. Envy.

Posted by: kingsman at February 23, 2026 05:22 PM (ehY6c)

228 The women's team gave a very polite "thanks, but can't make it" to Trump"s offer. Honestly, their league has games scheduled Thursday and Friday and this is their time to finally cash in.

Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2026 05:22 PM (0e5Te)

229 Munich? AOC is now The Beer Hall Putz.
Posted by: Vengeance at February 23, 2026 05:11 PM


Totally stealing that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2026 05:22 PM (Wnv9h)

230 >>The team is grateful for the invite, but has prior engagements scheduled


Hair Washing Day waits for No Man.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2026 05:22 PM (1Udfd)

231 215 BREAKING - Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum says using force against cartels violates their civil rights
Posted by: Don Black at February 23, 2026 05:19 PM (ZxPkt)

Fuck. She is just a bought and paid for corrupticrat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:20 PM (zZu0s)

She wasn't elected, she was installed. How else do you get somebody named Sheinbaum to be head of Mexico, for heaven's sake.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:23 PM (I40wl)

232 It’s okay, Christopher, no one thinks you are misogynistic. Mostly.

I need to work on that, I'll never get into the Platinum Express Club here if I can't bash on women more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:23 PM (PYyV9)

233 The problem with Women in leadership positions is that Men spend 100% of their lives learning to ignore the sound of a Woman's Voice.

There is simply no getting around this...if we aren't trying to fuck them, we are ignoring them.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2026 05:20 PM (1Udfd)


real

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 23, 2026 05:23 PM (NtVYv)

234 Nothing says I'm ready to be president quite like almost crying on TikTok because you are mildly criticized. I'm sure Xi, Putin and the Mullahs are fucking terrified of a president AOC.

Posted by: DPICM at February 23, 2026 05:23 PM (zweKz)

235 Who knew quasi-military drug cartels had civil rights

The stuff I learn on the internet

Posted by: Don Black at February 23, 2026 05:23 PM (ZxPkt)

236 “Turn This Ship Around” by Captain Marquet is all the rage in the corporate world. They want to run things like a submarine now.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2026 05:20 PM (fIo92)


My worst captain did "let's not do this mission, it could be dangerous and we have an appointment for overhaul."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:23 PM (ExV1e)

237 She wasn't elected, she was installed. How else do you get somebody named Sheinbaum to be head of Mexico, for heaven's sake.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:23 PM (I40wl)

Joo don't know ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 23, 2026 05:24 PM (NtVYv)

238
I bet she's a good lay, but the cray-cray stalker hangover isn't worth it.

Posted by: Alpha Male at February 23, 2026 05:24 PM (IifOV)

239 The girl's panties are obviously "bunched."

Best they stay at home and let the men talk.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2026 05:24 PM (jtM2q)

240 Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" is a good AOC theme song. She sounds better horse, err, hoarse. Not as abrasive. Can't scream and rant as much.

Posted by: turambar at February 23, 2026 05:24 PM (Q0yOR)

241 1. Did they use tax dollars for this? I thought not.
2. They can be grateful and still not what to attend the SotU. They'd be there as a political prop. Some folks don't want to do that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:22 PM (ExV1e)

1. Yes. Think whatever you like.
2. No. By declining they make it clear they will not support the President. That's a political statement, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:25 PM (I40wl)

242 They'd be there as a political prop. Some folks don't want to do that.

Yeah I wouldn't want to do that, or be there for that. I can think of many things I'd rather do than attend a State of the Union Address, like collate all of Sid's comments on the HQ or shave Hillary's back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:25 PM (PYyV9)

243 I've worked with women bosses now and again over the years. Mostly it was okay. Maybe being in the engineering/land survey fields means the women are more focused on working than sniping at female co-workers.

Worst women bosses I ever had was in the Army. Battery commander was a bitter, sullen dyke who clearly hated being in the Army. The other was a pudgy Puerto Rican midwit who lucked into the E-5 slot and ran our Battalion Aid Station, badly. Doubt she ever passed a PT test, and she hated me and my fellow male medics.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at February 23, 2026 05:25 PM (0aYVJ)

244 Some guys are just horndog assholes. So, there's that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:21 PM (I40wl)

Absolutely valid. I have always said that a dude who bangs his own employees is for shit because thats the only way he can get laid.

My larger point is that men and women can and do both suck, but often for different common reasons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:25 PM (zZu0s)

245 Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum says using force against cartels violates their civil rights
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Indistinguishable from our cartel judge who are currently arguing that even detaining illegals violates their "right to liberty."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2026 05:25 PM (HXT0k)

246 232 It’s okay, Christopher, no one thinks you are misogynistic. Mostly.

I need to work on that, I'll never get into the Platinum Express Club here if I can't bash on women more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:23 PM (PYyV9)

Just dip your toe in, to start. A little tweaking, a little teasing. Most of the ‘ettes can take that, not all of them but it is just a start towards the He-Mans Woman Haters Club!!!

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:25 PM (pDt9x)

247
AOC is exhausting.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 23, 2026 05:26 PM (IifOV)

248 I'm sure Xi, Putin and the Mullahs are fucking terrified of a president AOC.
Posted by: DPICM at February 23, 2026 05:23 PM (zweKz)

I know I am.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:26 PM (I40wl)

249 I'm sure this may come as a total surprise to many, but Kim Jong-Un was just unanimously re-elected Supreme Leader in North Korea.

https://tinyurl.com/47aa5bvy

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 23, 2026 05:26 PM (dSkpq)

250 Best they stay at home and let the men talk.

The panties or the girl?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:26 PM (PYyV9)

251 I worked for a woman boss once. She gamed the system to get a paid master's degree, got pregnant twice so I had to do her job, and stole thousands of dollars so her husband could start up a real estate agency.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 23, 2026 05:13 PM (gVUi7)

I had a woman supervisor at a consulting job once. She was pretty nice, worked at a division of an mortgage company that was supposed to be given a record of customers wanting to refinance so her team could call them up and steal them back. But the data for her team to work on was mysteriously missing elements so she had to come in on saturdays and by hand compare her list with the records. Turned out they had 2 IT departments that hated each other so their IT department had a screen reading program in a PC database that was buggy so many lines were rejected due to format errors. The rejects were saved in a separate table that when I showed her she was so happy to have since she could get almost all the missing records just from them. I did ask why they didn't fix her input program OR get records from the other IT department and she rolled her eyes in disgust. A nice boss for her team, they all liked her.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:26 PM (8avO+)

252 I need to work on that, I'll never get into the Platinum Express Club here if I can't bash on women more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:23 PM (PYyV9)

The White Knight Club on the upper mezzanine IS quite nice though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

253 252 I need to work on that, I'll never get into the Platinum Express Club here if I can't bash on women more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:23 PM (PYyV9)

The White Knight Club on the upper mezzanine IS quite nice though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

I hear they get to wear White Satin.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:28 PM (pDt9x)

254 I hear they get to wear White Satin.
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:28 PM (pDt9x)

Never reaching the end.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:29 PM (zZu0s)

255 Rules that AOC never figured out.

Rule 1: When head is getting filled up the idea that you are brilliant the first thing you should do is make sure those praising you are not idiots before making a fool of yourself on a global basis. Extra credit points are awarded for doing that in under 1 minute.

Rule2: After making a global fool of yourself do not get smashed drunk and confirm you area utter idiot by effectively drunk dialing the world by making a Instagram video. Extra credit points are awarded for being so drunk that you never notice your toady boyfriend is passed out next to you and snoring.

On the other hand, she does have a juicy Latina booty.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 23, 2026 05:29 PM (tqpXi)

256 The White Knight Club on the upper mezzanine IS quite nice though.

There's no room for my horse

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:29 PM (PYyV9)

257 There's no room for my horse
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:29 PM (PYyV9)

Cutbacks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:30 PM (zZu0s)

258 Today we learned Piper has her own machine-gun toting Security Detail, she’s a Kale Kingpin.

Does she wear a Beret at a jaunty angle, is what I want to know

Posted by: Common Tater at February 23, 2026 05:30 PM (Qvlta)

259 You know what's really sad? She did better than nominal-President Biden, whose staff had to walk his answer back more than once. Typical fake-tough guy stuff, like "I'd take Xi back behind the gym and beat him up!" but with the world's strongest military at his beck and call.

Yeah, but she missed a fastball right down the middle with the catcher telling her what the pitch was before it was thrown.
Posted by: Black JEM at February 23, 2026 05:11 PM (GZYu7)

Fair.
Posted by: SciVo at February 23, 2026 05:22 PM (Sy6m/)

Biden was shoving his foot in his mouth for a generation before senility crept in. He was dumb before he became a vegetable.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:30 PM (8avO+)

260 1. Yes. Think whatever you like.
2. No. By declining they make it clear they will not support the President. That's a political statement, too.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:25 PM (I40wl)


This is a bit old but the key takeaway is...

"The United States does not provide federal funding to athletes. Rather, financial support for elite athletes is provided primarily by the United States Olympic Committee (USOC), with various corporations also offering general athlete funding through both grants and job programs."

https://tinyurl.com/58e425ct

They didn't refuse to visit the WH, they said that they didn't want to attend the SotU. I wouldn't go and I'm a member of what Ace referred to as the "orange robed cult of Trump". Maybe some of them don't support him, maybe some of them do. Who fucking cares, they're hockey players.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:31 PM (ExV1e)

261 Maybe the hockey team doesn't want their houses firebombed by antifa

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2026 05:31 PM (E0p3T)

262 It's Trump's fault -- DRINK!

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 23, 2026 05:31 PM (xHp2Q)

263 The women's team gave a very polite "thanks, but can't make it" to Trump"s offer. Honestly, their league has games scheduled Thursday and Friday and this is their time to finally cash in.

Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2026 05:22 PM (0e5Te)

Trump knows what he did.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2026 05:31 PM (D86/H)

264 255 Rules that AOC never figured out.

Rule 1: When head is getting filled up the idea that you are brilliant the first thing you should do is make sure those praising you are not idiots before making a fool of yourself on a global basis. Extra credit points are awarded for doing that in under 1 minute.

In the land of the blind...

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 23, 2026 05:31 PM (K885Z)

265 259

Biden was shoving his foot in his mouth for a generation before senility crept in. He was dumb before he became a vegetable.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:30 PM (8avO+)

But he had amazing leg hair that the little colored children were fascinated by.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)

266 Women are more brainwashed into Leftism, doesn't surprise me the women's hockey team is all Leftists

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)

267 My larger point is that men and women can and do both suck
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:25 PM (zZu0s)

Agreed.

Posted by: Buttigieg and Kamala at February 23, 2026 05:33 PM (E0p3T)

268 It's easy for Trump to talk, since everything he says is bullshit.

Posted by: Sid at February 23, 2026 05:33 PM (Tv5eD)

269 “Turn This Ship Around” by Captain Marquet is all the rage in the corporate world. They want to run things like a submarine now.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2026 05:20 PM (fIo92)

My worst captain did "let's not do this mission, it could be dangerous and we have an appointment for overhaul."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:23 PM (ExV1e)

Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch where the private goes into the colonel's office and asks to leave the Army because it is dangerous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKx1ss-hKNE

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:35 PM (8avO+)

270 The piece linked to at Insty between Tucker and Huckabee (what happened to him?) Is interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:35 PM (zZu0s)

271 This is a bit old but the key takeaway is...

"The United States does not provide federal funding to athletes. Rather, financial support for elite athletes is provided primarily by the United States Olympic Committee (USOC), with various corporations also offering general athlete funding through both grants and job programs."

https://tinyurl.com/58e425ct

They didn't refuse to visit the WH, they said that they didn't want to attend the SotU. I wouldn't go and I'm a member of what Ace referred to as the "orange robed cult of Trump". Maybe some of them don't support him, maybe some of them do. Who fucking cares, they're hockey players.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:31 PM (ExV1e)

Sure, because all of their training is by the IOC. NOT. They attended all sorts of universities that take federal money, not to mention all of the ice rinks run by various municipalities and funded by local tax dollars.

Are you really that sort of dolt?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:35 PM (I40wl)

272 It's easy for Trump to talk, since everything he says is bullshit.
Posted by: Sid at February 23, 2026 05:33 PM (Tv5eD)

ooo sick burn man.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:35 PM (8avO+)

273 Good one, sid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 23, 2026 05:35 PM (zZu0s)

274 268 It's easy for Trump to talk, since everything he says is bullshit.
Posted by: Sid at February 23, 2026 05:33 PM (Tv5eD)

Don't you have a bag of dicks to suck?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:36 PM (I40wl)

275 263 The women's team gave a very polite "thanks, but can't make it" to Trump"s offer. Honestly, their league has games scheduled Thursday and Friday and this is their time to finally cash in.

Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2026 05:22 PM (0e5Te)

Trump knows what he did.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2026 05:31 PM (D86/H)

And if he doesn't already know, there's no point trying to explain it to him.

Posted by: I said I'm FINE at February 23, 2026 05:36 PM (TbWk/)

276 The SotU is tomorrow.. The women's team just got back from 3 weeks overseas. Can we just let them go to their homes and jobs without making something political out of this? We're sounding like Democrats
They can go to the White House at the end of their season.

Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2026 05:36 PM (0e5Te)

277 >> Cynical Publius
@CynicalPublius
You want masculinity?

Go get your teeth knocked out while you score the winning goal in overtime in the Men's Olympic Hockey Gold Medal game (with "Freebird" playing), then get drunk in the locker room with the head of the FBI on cheap Mexican beer, while singing all the words to Toby Keith's "Courtesy of the Red White and Blue" and then while still drunk the President calls to invite you to the State of the Union address in two days and without pause you say "yes."

THAT is masculinity.
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Learn it. Live it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2026 05:36 PM (jtM2q)

278 This idiot knows the clusterfuck in Munich really damaged her standing. With all the newer, more shiny commie retards circling the waters, she can’t afford for the party to start wondering if there’s someone better. She’ll next blame racism and sexism.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 23, 2026 05:37 PM (s32T4)

279 266 Women are more brainwashed into Leftism, doesn't surprise me the women's hockey team is all Leftists
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)

Apparently one of them asked her beau to marry her during the Olympics. Her beau is a... woman.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:37 PM (I40wl)

280 Thompson made up the Ibogaine thing about Muskie out of whole cloth. He was quite the operator.

Interestingly enough, some sources claim the first known mention of Adenochrome in print was Fear and Loathing by Thompson. Also dark rumors persist he had some association with snuff films.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 23, 2026 05:37 PM (Qvlta)

281 279 266 Women are more brainwashed into Leftism, doesn't surprise me the women's hockey team is all Leftists
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)

Apparently one of them asked her beau to marry her during the Olympics. Her beau is a... woman.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:37 PM (I40wl)

Shocking. Just shocking.

Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:38 PM (pDt9x)

282 Looks like there's a nood.

Posted by: Tuna at February 23, 2026 05:38 PM (lJ0H4)

283 Oligachy!!!

Posted by: BernieSandersGPT update at February 23, 2026 05:38 PM (dSkpq)

284 Sheinbaum's father was a big-time communist in Mexico.
He owned a chemical company at some point.

So she is a commie, no doubt, like her dad, but she comes from money and political influence going way back because of him.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)

285 Ok, that's enough snow.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2026 05:39 PM (viF8m)

286 Sure sounds like someone snoring in that Titty Caca video. Like she recorded it after servicing her handler...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 23, 2026 05:40 PM (nbLIj)

287 They attended all sorts of universities that take federal money, not to mention all of the ice rinks run by various municipalities and funded by local tax dollars.

Are you really that sort of dolt?
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:35 PM (I40wl)


I guess I am.

If a President orders someone to attend the SotU wearing a chicken suit and dancing the merengue so that he can make an offhand point about the price of aluminum foil, they should just be happy to be part of the team.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 23, 2026 05:40 PM (ExV1e)

288 279 266 Women are more brainwashed into Leftism, doesn't surprise me the women's hockey team is all Leftists
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)

Apparently one of them asked her beau to marry her during the Olympics. Her beau is a... woman.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 23, 2026 05:37 PM (I40wl)

Shocking. Just shocking.
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2026 05:38 PM (pDt9x)

80 percent divorce rate. Probably more if college educated. Make sure you send an even number of items in your wedding present.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:40 PM (8avO+)

289 Homeowners in fire-ravaged Pacific Palisades say they’re now getting “noncompliance” notices in the mail over brush clearance inspections — even as their burned lots sit empty, waiting to rebuild. Basically they are waiting for permission to rebuild, weeds are growing, and the city is going to fine them over it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:41 PM (PYyV9)

290 They didn't refuse to visit the WH, they said that they didn't want to attend the SotU. I wouldn't go and I'm a member of what Ace referred to as the "orange robed cult of Trump". Maybe some of them don't support him, maybe some of them do. Who fucking cares, they're hockey players.
Posted by: I used to

This. I wouldn't go if you put a gun to my head and I completely support Trump.

Posted by: From about That Time at February 23, 2026 05:41 PM (sl73Y)

291 Sheinbaum's father was a big-time communist in Mexico.
He owned a chemical company at some point.

So she is a commie, no doubt, like her dad, but she comes from money and political influence going way back because of him.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 23, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)

How communist to own the factory.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:41 PM (8avO+)

292 Homeowners in fire-ravaged Pacific Palisades say they’re now getting “noncompliance” notices in the mail over brush clearance inspections — even as their burned lots sit empty, waiting to rebuild. Basically they are waiting for permission to rebuild, weeds are growing, and the city is going to fine them over it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2026 05:41 PM (PYyV9)

They should use the kind of brush clearance that builds a million plus dollar home with good sprinklers and a tank of fire fighting water over the brush.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)

293 If it wasn't for Riley pulling her through since college days, the woman would be hidden within some Lefty think tank.

Hidden Riley is a junior Doug Emhoff who the Biden Administration used to spearhead the National Strategy to Counter Antisemitism, 'convening' Jewish leaders at the White House. Emhoff also hosted events, including Passover celebrations at the Vice President's Residence, and manage staff and activities for his office and hers.

He advocated for gender equality, worked to support women in leadership and modeled the role of a supportive spouse. Like behind the scenes Riley.

It left time for Kamala's border czar assignment. Remember her 1st official 'overseas' trip as Vice President, was to Guatemala and Mexico in June 2021? Reportedly, she focused on addressing the root causes of migration - delivering a "do not come" message" to potential migrants - and on diplomatic, long-term solutions.

Obviously, failure. As will AOC be without Riley nearby.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 23, 2026 05:45 PM (NFX2v)

294 Like I said this morning - that's no "rant."

It's a retarded woman, just now - at this very moment - figuring out that she's a retard.

Her mother always told her she was smart, and not a retard. Her college professors told her she was smart, and not a retard, when they were awarding her A's for her oral skills. And then the Party casting directors like Cenk Uygur and Saikat Chakrabarti told her she was smart, and not a retard, after they turned her out and made her a Congresswoman - again, based on her oral skills.

She cut that video approximately one hour after she figured out that everyone she ever knew fuckin' lied to her... hence her panicky look.

She'll be ok - she's the right race in a rotten borough, and she has huge cans - but today is a painful moment of self-discovery for this little 'tard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2026 05:47 PM (BI5O2)

295 The Women's Hockey team hasn't turned down the White House visit, right? Just can't make it to the Sotu as a team on short notice. Or at least that was the explanation I heard.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 05:51 PM (4NO2D)

296 Oh, never mind. I should read the comments.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 23, 2026 05:54 PM (4NO2D)

297 *offers AOC a bowl full of smarties to soothe her pain*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2026 05:54 PM (n5tGW)

298 JackStraw

Do you need a rescue mission?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2026 06:14 PM (u82oZ)

299 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEea624OBzM

Yes, yes, you had to be
A big shot, didn't cha
You had to prove it to the crowd
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
You're so much fun to be around
You had to have the front page, bold type
You had to be a big shot last night

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 23, 2026 06:40 PM (jrgJz)

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