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The Demonic Drunkard Tucker Carlson Spins His Most Brazen Lie Yet, Claiming He Was "Detained" by Evil Jews in Israel

From David Strom.

Here are the lies Tucker Carlson pumped out on behalf of his Qatari Paymasters and Case Officers:

First of all, he never entered Israel, by his own choice. He remained in the airport the entire time, I guess because he didn't want to dirty his shoes with Jew-Dust.

Apparently the airport isn't considered Israel proper? I dunno.

It's absurd that this Qatari spy would even complain about being asked questions by airplane security in the most terrorist-attacked country in the world. Israel's airplane security is world-renown, for good reason -- they actually stop almost all air terrorism, despite constant plots by Tucker's pals in Hamas and Hezballah.

So right off the bat, he is complaining about a standard security interview which he surely knew about in advance and signed up for by doing this publicity stunt.

But ever worse: Behold, the rough treatment this brain-damaged Nazi suffered from Israeli airport security.

Ambassador Huckabee says straight-up that this Islamofascist Jock-Sniffer is lying:

embassydenial.jpg

Nillma F Candidus
@NilmaFreitas9

22h

Just in: Israeli Airports Authority:

"Contrary to the reports, Tucker Carlson and his entourage were not detained, delayed, or interrogated.

Mr. Carlson and his party were politely asked a few routine questions, in accordance with standard procedures applied to many travelers.

The conversation took place in a separate room within the VIP lounge solely to protect their privacy and to avoid conducting such a discussion in public.

No unusual incident occurred, and the Israel Airports Authority firmly rejects any other claims."

via Israel's MoFA Spox

See the video for the manhandling of the very delicate Tucker Carlson:

The dirty Jews forced Tucker Carlson to take a picture with them, while wrapping their evil deformed Jew-Arms around his neck!

Below: Ami Kozak revealed this video recording of the brutal interrogation of this dainty Nazi.


Elie Cohen
@ManInDamascus


22h

I was paying for overweight luggage on [El Al Airlines] once, and MF'ers confiscated my credit card! CHARGED IT!! THEN GAVE IT BACK!! WTF!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:40 PM




Comments

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1 If be Trump did attacks Iran he he nots target any Gays or Trinsginers.

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 19, 2026 05:42 PM (jwBFW)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 19, 2026 05:42 PM (LdBR/)

3 He's not demonic. We'd know.

Posted by: the Zutt at February 19, 2026 05:42 PM (gKWVE)

4 Nooded

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 19, 2026 05:43 PM (LdBR/)

5 My Western blot yesterday didn't turn out as expected. Obviously the Zionist conspiracy had something to do with it. *sarc*.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 19, 2026 05:43 PM (9Ovst)

6 How did Tucker ever rise to prominence? Was he always a nutcase and people just didn't notice? Couldn't hide it any longer?

Posted by: Ripley at February 19, 2026 05:44 PM (GUOwU)

7 What the hell happened to Tucker

How much does Qatar have to be paying him for him to act like a fucking lunatic?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at February 19, 2026 05:45 PM (REq0p)

8 Didn't we just have a thread about the perils of creative nonfiction?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2026 05:45 PM (ESVrU)

9 All is proceeding as we have foreseen.

Posted by: Big Penguin at February 19, 2026 05:46 PM (0sNs1)

10 He’s just axing questions.

Posted by: I Choose Dogs at February 19, 2026 05:47 PM (TtdNq)

11 For the love of God, if one more person says that I'm "literally a bone head" I will ram my head into them like a Rhino on the rampage! It won't be pretty!

Posted by: Former Congresswoman MTG ULTRA at February 19, 2026 05:47 PM (qUkBO)

12 After the crap he has been spewing about the Jews he should have been interrogated then booted out of the Country...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2026 05:47 PM (pVNyz)

13 Tucker, dude, your lies are pretty pathetic.

Posted by: Stephen Colbert at February 19, 2026 05:48 PM (zzhZe)

14 Tucker claimed they took his passport, took him off to a private room, and interrogated him.

Turns out all they really did was take his passport, take him off to a private room and ask him questions.

Posted by: Diss Topian at February 19, 2026 05:48 PM (1yBSj)

15 So Tucker is an amoral, lying, tool of rapists and sheep-botherers. This is known.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2026 05:48 PM (u82oZ)

16 He got detained the way CBS banned Colbert from intervening Talarico.

They just straight up make shit up. But their left wing base will never hear the truth so it works for them.

Posted by: I Choose Dogs at February 19, 2026 05:49 PM (TtdNq)

17 Was MTG always a Jew hater ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2026 05:49 PM (pVNyz)

18 Of course MTG has to comment. I feel like I've gone crazy lately with all these people I used to kind of like going off the deep end. The infighting on X is insane...social media is a bane upon our society.

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 19, 2026 05:49 PM (yjPLJ)

19
What a pitiful disappointment he's turned out to be. Like so many others.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 19, 2026 05:50 PM (azNOR)

20 Such a meshugener.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 19, 2026 05:50 PM (tmCNn)

21 Did Tucker really think there wouldn’t be ANY video footage that would easily disprove everything he said?

At an airport?

in Israel??

Unless he claims it was all AI generated

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at February 19, 2026 05:50 PM (REq0p)

22 Tucker has become, how you say- increasingly red in the face....

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 19, 2026 05:51 PM (33LJY)

23 MTG was always a loon.

Posted by: I Choose Dogs at February 19, 2026 05:51 PM (TtdNq)

24 22 Tucker has become, how you say- increasingly red in the face....
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 19, 2026 05:51 PM (33LJY)

I was thinking unhinged...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2026 05:51 PM (pVNyz)

25 Did he try playing the "Don't you know who I am?" card?

I hear that always works...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2026 05:51 PM (ESVrU)

26 Was MTG always a Jew hater ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Yes.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 19, 2026 05:51 PM (MGB5H)

27 A very thorough beclowning.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 05:51 PM (RIvkX)

28 WTF happened to that guy?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 19, 2026 05:51 PM (vOtXJ)

29 A decade ago Carlson defended Trump against Kurt Eichenwald; and then Trump became President and Eichenwald accidentally revealed himself as a hentai manga connoisseur.
Kurt's flameouts raised Carlson's stature because Carlson looked sane and wholesome by that standard.
Nobody then knew that Carlson also entertained weird BDSM fantasies at night.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 19, 2026 05:52 PM (gKWVE)

30 >>The infighting on X is insane...social media is a bane upon our society.

In some ways it's quite helpful. A lot of people expose their real thought on X like the place is their private diary.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m)

31 I don't get it. Carlson lies, gets called out on the lie by everyone involved. Lie better, guy.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 19, 2026 05:52 PM (+nEug)

32 I'm getting pretty tired of MTG inserting herself into every issue.

Posted by: Max Power at February 19, 2026 05:52 PM (SwyyQ)

33 I blame bow tie wearing when he was younger.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 19, 2026 05:53 PM (tmCNn)

34 Jewish kid gave me measles, just last week!

Posted by: Shabbos Goy at February 19, 2026 05:53 PM (oftw2)

35 I went to Canada. They took my passport, scanned, it, then preceded to have me fill out a bunch of forms and answer some questions. It was outrageous! Outrageous! What business of it of their whether I packed my own bag? Or whether I'm there for business of pleasure!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 19, 2026 05:53 PM (vOtXJ)

36 So by tuckers definition I have been detained by ever foreign country I have been to. They took away my passport and then asked insane questions like 'how long is your stay' and 'what is the purpose of you visit'. I mean it's like I was gang raped in prison.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 19, 2026 05:53 PM (MGB5H)

37 Did Tucker really think there wouldn’t be ANY video footage that would easily disprove everything he said?

At an airport?

—-

Doesn’t matter. Everyone reads headlines nobody reads the follow up stories. The narrative was set.

Posted by: I Choose Dogs at February 19, 2026 05:53 PM (TtdNq)

38 Tucker and Candy need to be institutionalized.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 19, 2026 05:54 PM (KIp7Z)

39 "coordinate his private plane landing"

How much money is t.c. getting from his handlers?

Posted by: Chuck C at February 19, 2026 05:54 PM (D0HYP)

40 MTG is a twat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 19, 2026 05:55 PM (hUS/0)

41 I'm still amazed at Tucker's story arc from November 2024 to today.

As soon as Trump tuck the oath Tucker has gotten crazier and crazier.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 19, 2026 05:55 PM (6ydKt)

42 Hello? 9-1-1? Yeah some guy just stole my car! I pulled up in front of this restaurant, and some guy in a red vest...I think he was Jewish by the way...jumped in my car and just took off!

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at February 19, 2026 05:56 PM (zzhZe)

43 From the Bee

“Canadian Government Praised For Euthanizing Nickelback.”

Snort.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2026 05:56 PM (QcDuD)

44 What a pitiful disappointment he's turned out to be. Like so many others.
Semi-Literate Thug

I heard that comment in Lili Von Shtupp’s voice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2026 05:56 PM (u82oZ)

45 He didn't clear customs because he didn't want to be seen with Christian leaders who wanted to contradict him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 05:56 PM (RIvkX)

46 The Jooos took my foreskin!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 19, 2026 05:57 PM (n9ltV)

47 Arthur Carlson >>> Tucker Carlson

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 19, 2026 05:57 PM (tmCNn)

48 Media types will say whatever they are paid to say. Convincingly. That’s their job. As is clearly evident by virtually all the “talent” we bitch about. Some of them aren’t as dumb as they sound. And they are millionaires, and you probably aren’t.

I once heard radio talk show host Jim Bohannon give a scathing critique of the Electoral College towards the end of his run. I know for a fact for the previous 20 years he was a staunch defender.

It’s probably true that people can change their minds over time. Not very often, and not in this case. Somebody paid him to take a different approach, of that I am certain.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 05:58 PM (sDaxV)

49 >>I went to Canada. They took my passport, scanned, it, then preceded to have me fill out a bunch of forms and answer some questions. It was outrageous! Outrageous! What business of it of their whether I packed my own bag? Or whether I'm there for business of pleasure!

I took a train from the Netherlands to Switzerland. Cruised through a couple EU countries and then had a hard stop at the Swiss border in the middle of the night.

Bunch of armed Swiss border agents made everyone product papers. And I mean everyone.

Tucker has turned into an attention whore. He'll say anything just to get coverage.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)

50 We should try to enter the "Tucker Carlson" irrelevant sweepstakes.

No mention of his name nets any money for him.

Which is something I'd find totally believable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 19, 2026 05:59 PM (jtM2q)

51 For the love of God, if one more person says that I'm "literally a bone head" I will ram my head into them like a Rhino on the rampage! It won't be pretty!
Posted by: Former Congresswoman MTG ULTRA at February 19, 2026 05:47 PM (qUkBO)

*stares intently*

Posted by: Minbari Ambassador Delenn at February 19, 2026 06:00 PM (vSvIl)

52 46 The Jooos took my foreskin!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

They took mine too and I'm not even Jewish!

Posted by: They're Diabolical at February 19, 2026 06:00 PM (oftw2)

53 Maybe Tucker should go interview Khamenei.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 19, 2026 06:00 PM (+nEug)

54 [O/T -- DogEater commits yet another count of treason criminal act? Yeah, nothing will happen -- and the very least of his crimes anyway ...]

Peter Doocy
@pdoocy

🚨BREAKING - ABOARD AF1 ONE: Pres Trump just told me, about Barack Obama’s recent comment that aliens are real, & possible evidence of non-human visitors to earth🚨:

“he gave classified information. He’s not supposed to be doing that. I don’t know if they’re real or not… I can tell you he gave classified information. He made a big mistake”

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 19, 2026 06:01 PM (5FL4d)

55 53 Maybe Tucker should go interview Khamenei.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 19, 2026 06:00 PM (+nEug)

If they took him hostage no one would want him back

Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2026 06:01 PM (pVNyz)

56 I swear I have never seen Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro with a first. BEN ROETHLISBURGER either.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 19, 2026 06:01 PM (cxFcK)

57 It appears as if Tucker has had a complete break from reality.

The dude has gone completely off his rocker.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 19, 2026 06:01 PM (XV/Pl)

58 51 For the love of God, if one more person says that I'm "literally a bone head" I will ram my head into them like a Rhino on the rampage! It won't be pretty!
Posted by: Former Congresswoman MTG ULTRA at February 19, 2026 05:47 PM (qUkBO)

*stares intently*
Posted by: Minbari Ambassador Delenn at February 19, 2026 06:00 PM (vSvIl)


That's teh hawt.

Posted by: Lennier at February 19, 2026 06:01 PM (tmCNn)

59 I went to Canada. They took my passport, scanned, it, then preceded to have me fill out a bunch of forms and answer some questions. It was outrageous! Outrageous! What business of it of their whether I packed my own bag? Or whether I'm there for business of pleasure!
Posted by: The Whine Guy

Yup. It's either border control or no borders.

Posted by: old chick at February 19, 2026 06:01 PM (F3Dlr)

60 How does his son remain on JD Vance's staff? (communication team).

Also, from The Times of Israel, 'Tucker Carlson and Huckabee had ’emotional’ interview in attempt to mend rift in GOP,' says former Fox host who was present.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 19, 2026 06:02 PM (NFX2v)

61 In some ways it's quite helpful. A lot of people expose their real thought on X like the place is their private diary.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m)




I mean yeah, we get to see a lot of people's true colors but my goodness, it's like climbing into a sewer and wading through chest-deep crap just to get a crumb of bread. YMMV.

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 19, 2026 06:02 PM (yjPLJ)

62 What JackStraw said: I took a train from the Netherlands to Switzerland...


What Chat will remember: I pulled a Dutch Train with a bunch of Swiss Guys named Frank.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 06:03 PM (1Udfd)

63 WTF happened to tucker? Was he abducted by space aliens and had a mind control implant thing put in?


He used to be coherent and on top of stuff, now his Jew hate is burning him up.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 19, 2026 06:03 PM (0N4FZ)

64 It’s probably true that people can change their minds over time. Not very often, and not in this [Carlson's] case. Somebody paid him to take a different approach, of that I am certain.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 05:58 PM (sDaxV)


I like Catturd2 maybe despite myself.
Because although he's often asinine and posts the wrong takes, I don't think he can be bought. And when he posts the wrong thing, like when he was posting "I stand with Steve Bannon", and it's demonstrated that - here - Bannon was a slimy sloppy little roach; he changes his mind.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 19, 2026 06:03 PM (gKWVE)

65 MTG was always a loon.
Posted by: I Choose Dogs

I get the same vibe from Nancy Mace and Boebert. All of these hyper self promoting MAGA women are volatile.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 19, 2026 06:04 PM (cxFcK)

66 >>The Jooos took my foreskin!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

>>They took mine too and I'm not even Jewish!


If they could design a Weather Machine that worked on anything else, they would.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 06:04 PM (1Udfd)

67 Are there any updates with the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 19, 2026 06:05 PM (a42Vf)

68 🚨BREAKING - ABOARD AF1 ONE: Pres Trump just told me, about Barack Obama’s recent comment that aliens are real, & possible evidence of non-human visitors to earth🚨:

“he gave classified information. He’s not supposed to be doing that. I don’t know if they’re real or not… I can tell you he gave classified information. He made a big mistake”
-
Um, he said three things on the matter
1. Aliens are real
2. There aren't any bodies stored at Area 51
3. Unless everyone who knows hides it from the President (implicitly at least him)

Which one of those was classified?

Posted by: Methos at February 19, 2026 06:05 PM (vSvIl)

69 "Amazing New Study Suggests You Can Just Think Thoughts Without Posting Them Online"

"Babylon Bee" Headline and story

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2026 06:05 PM (8Xy/A)

70 Of course MTG had to spew her retardation all over the place like a retarded child sniffing retard glue.

Posted by: Delurker at February 19, 2026 06:05 PM (gtcuf)

71 How does his son remain on JD Vance's staff? (communication team).

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 19, 2026 06:02 PM (NFX2v)

Maybe the kid does good work?

Posted by: pookysgirl, shrugging at February 19, 2026 06:06 PM (Wt5PA)

72
Which one of those was classified?
Posted by: Methos at February 19, 2026 06:05 PM (vSvIl)

He said he read the report ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2026 06:06 PM (pVNyz)

73 53 Maybe Tucker should go interview Khamenei.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 19, 2026 06:00 PM (+nEug)

I have no doubt he would if they'd let him.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 19, 2026 06:06 PM (6ydKt)

74 >>The Jooos took my foreskin!

A joo-napped foreskin once bit my sister.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2026 06:06 PM (FCYiI)

75 The Jooos took my foreskin!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

They took mine too and I'm not even Jewish!
Posted by: They're Diabolical


Join the club.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2026 06:07 PM (SD6jB)

76 Can we start ignoring Tuck please?
He has turned into a lunatic

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2026 06:08 PM (Ia/+0)

77 At a rally today at a factory, one of the employees told Trump he had some award certificate from Biden. Asked if Trump would sign it instead. "I don't want anything from Biden". Trump didn't hesitate.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 19, 2026 06:08 PM (cxFcK)

78 Carlson's credibility, after years of establishment, has committed suicide. Amazing.

I'm thinking I should probably reassess everything I ever read/heard from him considering his evolution since Trump's second campaign/term began.

No greasier money than Qatari money, apparently.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 19, 2026 06:08 PM (gLikB)

79 Wow. What Tucker experienced signing a doc and getting a hug and a selfie is like getting your dick sucked by some IDF hottie compared to some abusive bullshit I’ve had to endure traveling overseas.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 19, 2026 06:09 PM (Pjo0m)

80 Tucker Qatarlson didn't lose his marbles and its no mystery what happened to him.

Mr. Steve Miller can explain it best: "Oooh, take the money and run."

Posted by: Delurker at February 19, 2026 06:09 PM (gtcuf)

81 1. Aliens are real
2. Sentient aliens are real (further away)
3. Einstein is so far undefeated
4. There aren't any sublight aliens within 40 light years
5. There aren't any FTL aliens within 80 light years

Posted by: gKWVE at February 19, 2026 06:09 PM (gKWVE)

82
How did Tucker ever rise to prominence? Was he always a nutcase and people just didn't notice? Couldn't hide it any longer?
Posted by: Ripley at February 19, 2026 05:44 PM (GUOwU)



When he started getting all "Joos ate my baby!", I went back through his Wiki. Even though it's written by commie cocksuckers, there was enough weird shit there (with citations) that I'm pretty well convinced that Cucker was always a Joo-hating loon. Not to mention, a rather skilled con artist who pulled the wool over our eyes for decades.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2026 06:10 PM (kTyBw)

83 I won't know how much to blame the Jews until I see Candace Owen's perspective.

Posted by: True Retard at February 19, 2026 06:10 PM (ycI94)

84 This filthy white nationalist Nazi has not been denounced by JD Vance or Trump. I guess they’re fine with white nationalist Nazis. Gavin Newsom won’t be hosting Nazi Tucker Carlson in the White House or employing his Nazi son. The Nazis will be booted out in ‘28 and it can’t come soon enough. We’ll be able to have pride in America and stand with our allies Ukraine and Israel.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson is an antisemitic racist at February 19, 2026 06:10 PM (ZSKPQ)

85 Tucker Carlson is a chickenshit
_Naftali Bennett
---

Ha! direct. Best chuckle of the day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 19, 2026 06:11 PM (1whRW)

86 I'm pretty sure the Israelis were looking for Candace Owens in Qatarlson's luggage. At least I'm pretty sure she'd say that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 06:12 PM (Kc+Vz)

87 There have been rumors for months that the Trump admin is going to release a bunch of UFO stuff and Trump is going to announce aliens/UAPs are real sometime this summer (July keeps getting mentioned).

The community calls it 'Disclosure' and now it's starting to filter into more legitimate news sites as a story.

I doubt it, but a lot of people believe it's going to happen.
Now they're claiming Obama was trying to steal Trump's thunder.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 19, 2026 06:13 PM (6ydKt)

88 78 Carlson's credibility, after years of establishment, has committed suicide. Amazing.

I'm thinking I should probably reassess everything I ever read/heard from him considering his evolution since Trump's second campaign/term began.

No greasier money than Qatari money, apparently.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

Apply that to the entire universe of 'influencers' and former journalists in this age. They are in it to get paid and paid attention to and not particularly picky about who picks up the tab.

To do that these sleezeballs must get clicks and followers to show their backers that they can actually reach people. So they literally take the ticket. This type of behavior from ruling class types usually occurs right before a major shift where their previous celebutard status has no future going forward. They can only grift up to the credibility of their followers before the crack up.

And the Internet-X seems to be speeding up the process in real time before the inevitable exposure.

Just today, DataRepublican was tearing Tom Nichols a new asshole on X. Well deserved reaming with receipts as usual.

Posted by: whig at February 19, 2026 06:13 PM (E4rtv)

89 We have to top this story. I can't have Tucker Carlson telling bigger Jew lies AND having bigger tits than me.

Posted by: Candace Owens at February 19, 2026 06:14 PM (Lacfh)

90 I’d like to go to Israel. I had a chance to go with a synagogue group in the weeks after 10-7 (not joking), but it was a quickly prepared trip, and I was already away at the time. I woulda gone.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 19, 2026 06:14 PM (Pjo0m)

91 According to the statistics, there is intelligent life out there.

Problem is, "out there" is unfathomably vast and we'll probably never encounter them, nor them us.

Or maybe that's not a problem, if you've read/seen enough sci-fi.

Posted by: Delurker at February 19, 2026 06:15 PM (gtcuf)

92 81 1. Aliens are real
2. Sentient aliens are real (further away)
3. Einstein is so far undefeated
4. There aren't any sublight aliens within 40 light years
5. There aren't any FTL aliens within 80 light years
Posted by: gKWVE
========
The monolith is for real man. All the members of the Who pissed on it for their album cover in 1971.

Posted by: whig at February 19, 2026 06:15 PM (E4rtv)

93 Trump might be referring to something we aren’t privy to. Believe it or not, he just always sounds like he’s a loose cannon. I’m amazed that after 10 years people still haven’t figured that out.
——

I follow (some) conspiracy theories. For entertainment. One of the better ones, is Jack Parsons and L. Ron Hubbard performed a Crowley ritual, opening a “portal” that allowed a bunch of aliens to arrive from another dimension, roughly coinciding with the 1947 Roswell incident, blah blah blah.

Crowley drew a sketch of a demon he claimed to have summoned, and it looks a lot like the “grays” that are depicted in UFO accounts. The picture is creepy, and probably shouldn’t be viewed, not sure on that. Evil fuckers, nothing good comes from that. But that’s the story.

Wright-Patterson, presidents come and go, they don’t get to mess with it. Defense contractors do. Reverse engineering parts and pieces, yadda yadda.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 06:15 PM (sDaxV)

94 Are there any updates with the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 19, 2026 06:05 PM (a42Vf)
=====
Find out anywhere else.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 06:16 PM (RIvkX)

95 15 So Tucker is an amoral, lying, tool of rapists and sheep-botherers. This is known.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
=======
There is always something a bit off about those that wear bow ties.

Posted by: whig at February 19, 2026 06:17 PM (E4rtv)

96 Ha! Cucker is a sniveling whelp.

My buddy, a 230lbs, 6'3" blonde-haired, blue-eyed German dude who worked for Boeing went to Israel on a business trip. They jacked his ass up at the airport for several hours.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 19, 2026 06:18 PM (gVUi7)

97 Carlson losing his FOXNews spot really got to him. I didn't think it would, but I was clearly wrong. The loss of highest visibility and strike to ego has forced his attention whoreism into super-overdrive. I don't think this is simply about money even though I'm sure Qatari donations aren't likely trivial. He had that. It was the smaller microphone, and that simply will. not. stand. Acting the loon is the most expeditious means to setting yourself apart from a vast sea of podcasters.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 19, 2026 06:18 PM (gLikB)

98 Klaatu, come back!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 19, 2026 06:18 PM (+nEug)

99 Don't really get how someone normal suddenly turns Anti-Jewish

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2026 06:18 PM (Ia/+0)

100 I was fucking detained entering the USA! Took my passport, asked a bunch of questions about agricultural products (WTF!!!), asked if I had anything to declare (damn right I do, asshole!), and finally, after what seemed an eternity, allowed my to escape their evil clutches. Horrifying experience...I now have PTSD because of it.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 19, 2026 06:19 PM (XMwZJ)

101 Hey, all we want to do is some probing. We really like the probing. But we're not gonna eat your ass like those Reptillian bastards. And don't get me started on the Tall Whites.

Posted by: The Greys at February 19, 2026 06:19 PM (gtcuf)

102 @81

>> 1. Aliens are real 2. Sentient aliens are real (further away)

One is possible but not likely, two is unlikely and improbable.

The number of miracles and trick-shot to just get to uni-cellular life forms is immense, getting to our level of existence is almost impossible, for there to be intergalactic alien races would mean they have conquered all of the physical, temporal and biological impediments to intergalactic space travel.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 19, 2026 06:20 PM (XV/Pl)

103 70 Of course MTG had to spew her retardation all over the place like a retarded child sniffing retard glue.
Posted by: Delurker
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And most people think that DC is Hollywood for ugly people is just a phrase.

Posted by: whig at February 19, 2026 06:20 PM (E4rtv)

104 Lefties ignore the Tucker part, just hate Jews.

They treat everyone who visits the land like a criminal, terrorist, and spy! everyone gets checked 100000000000000000000x and questioned by 20 people before you even make it to what you think it’s checking in to board your plane and get the F out of there. Any of this done to them, hell would break lose and you labeled the A word.

It is the paranoia of a terrorist nation awaiting blowback. almost anything Israel accuses someone else of doing, especially with Palestinians, it's just a projection and they are confessing.

He’s been speaking out against Israel lately. And they’re not happy. They’re gonna show him pictures of his kids. At home, asleep. And suddenly he will no longer be very critical of Israel. He may even be very pro Israel just like Lindsey Graham.

They nailed Charlie Kirk. They'll do it again of needed. Sampson option. Hannibal directive. That’s just scratching the surface.

Israel has no problem killing journalists. Why not Tucker? Genocidal loser ass fake country. your kid gets kidnapped, trafficked, raped, and/or murdered, odds are that Israel funded and backed the people

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 19, 2026 06:20 PM (ycI94)

105 @88 Whig, u like the idea of Data Republican tearing Tom Nichols a new asshole, but he's such a a complete asshole I don't think he can actually have a new one

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 06:21 PM (Kc+Vz)

106 There is always something a bit off about those that wear bow ties.
Posted by: whig


I only trust the otherwise naked ones at the bathhouse.

Posted by: Jared Polis at February 19, 2026 06:21 PM (gKWVE)

107 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 19, 2026 06:20 PM (ycI94)
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So they must like the weather then?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 06:22 PM (RIvkX)

108 There is no creedence to the idea that aliens are among you. None at all.

Posted by: John Bigboote at February 19, 2026 06:23 PM (tmCNn)

109 They nailed Charlie Kirk. They'll do it again of needed. Sampson option. Hannibal directive. That’s just scratching the surface.

I see CandyO is posting at Reddit.

Posted by: Delurker at February 19, 2026 06:23 PM (gtcuf)

110 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

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Well, ok then.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 19, 2026 06:24 PM (MGB5H)

111 Um, he said three things on the matter
1. Aliens are real
2. There aren't any bodies stored at Area 51
3. Unless everyone who knows hides it from the President (implicitly at least him)

Which one of those was classified?
Posted by: Methos at February 19, 2026 06:05 PM (vSvIl)

Is the existence of Area 51 still classified? Wouldn’t surprise me.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at February 19, 2026 06:24 PM (JRP2U)

112 There is always something a bit off about those that wear bow ties.
Posted by: whig at February 19, 2026 06:17 PM (E4rtv)


You take that back!

Posted by: George Will at February 19, 2026 06:24 PM (tmCNn)

113 They nailed Charlie Kirk. They'll do it again of needed. Sampson option. Hannibal directive. That’s just scratching the surface.
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Wow that's serious crazy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 06:24 PM (RIvkX)

114 >>There is always something a bit off about those that wear bow ties.


Don't get me started on Dungarees.

Posted by: George Will at February 19, 2026 06:25 PM (1Udfd)

115 I follow (some) conspiracy theories. For entertainment. One of the better ones, is Jack Parsons and L. Ron Hubbard performed a Crowley ritual, opening a “portal” that allowed a bunch of aliens to arrive from another dimension, roughly coinciding with the 1947 Roswell incident, blah blah blah.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Fun fact, L. Ron Hubbard used to be house visitor frequently to Robert A. Heinlein's LA house for a time. Heinlein knew Jack Parsons pretty well also. Given Leslyn, RAH's first wife, was a alcoholic skank and RAH was into swinger lifestyle, I suspect Hubbard and Parsons 'knew' Leslyn.

I think Heinlein's short story, Magic Incorporated was based in part on his political experiences at Sacramento via EPIC and the Magic part based on Parsons and perhaps Hubbard recounting their experiences with the occult.

Posted by: whig at February 19, 2026 06:25 PM (E4rtv)

116 >>They nailed Charlie Kirk. They'll do it again of needed. Sampson option. Hannibal directive. That’s just scratching the surface.


Shit, CBD...they are onto us!

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 06:26 PM (1Udfd)

117 105 @88 Whig, u like the idea of Data Republican tearing Tom Nichols a new asshole, but he's such a a complete asshole I don't think he can actually have a new one
Posted by: Smell the Glove

So you are saying Nichols is a singularity asshole in physics. But I think DataRepublican is arguing that the other side of Tom is a wormhole matching up his asshole with some passageway between the two.

Posted by: whig at February 19, 2026 06:26 PM (E4rtv)

118 Sampson option. Hannibal directive.

They cut off your hair and trample you with an elephant? Ghastly.

Posted by: Delurker at February 19, 2026 06:27 PM (gtcuf)

119 You take that back!
Posted by: George Will
======
Aren't you dead yet along with your WaPo column?

Posted by: whig at February 19, 2026 06:27 PM (E4rtv)

120 They treat everyone who visits the land like a criminal, terrorist, and spy! everyone gets checked 100000000000000000000x and questioned by 20 people before you even make it to what you think it’s checking in to board your plane and get the F out of there. Any of this done to them, hell would break lose and you labeled the A word.


Considering a lot of visitors spontaneously explode, you're lucky they allow visitors and don't go hunting them.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2026 06:27 PM (SD6jB)

121 The dude who does the Tuck-Tuck impressions is hilarious. He's simultaneously mean spirited and acccurate.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 19, 2026 06:28 PM (z5QST)

122 I think maybe Ol' Tucker is a bit of a twat.

Maybe a dead worm in his brain? IDK. He really isn't all that smart, and honestly, why would anyone believe he was detained in Israel?

Liars gonna lie, I guess.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 19, 2026 06:28 PM (I40wl)

123 So you are saying Nichols is a singularity asshole in physics. But I think DataRepublican is arguing that the other side of Tom is a wormhole matching up his asshole with some passageway between the two.
Posted by: whig

An asshole ouroboros? Assoboros?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 19, 2026 06:28 PM (ycI94)

124
The number of miracles and trick-shot to just get to uni-cellular life forms is immense, getting to our level of existence is almost impossible, for there to be intergalactic alien races would mean they have conquered all of the physical, temporal and biological impediments to intergalactic space travel.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 19, 2026 06:20 PM (XV/Pl)




I'm reminded of an apocryphal story I once read (might have been from a novel) where a college class is tasked with designing an alien life form. The professor walks in and the first question he asks is "Okay, so where's the anus?". Essentially showing that he couldn't imagine an alien unless it's biology was largely consistent with humans.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2026 06:29 PM (kTyBw)

125 According to the statistics, there is intelligent life out there.

Part of the problem is that we don’t actually know how likely life is, let alone intelligent life. We don’t know how important things like having a large moon are (not only does it protect us a little from incoming rocks, it also creates tide pools that might have been instrumental in allowing life to develop), or having a Jupiter in the outer solar system instead of the inner solar system, or how common molten cores are, how important an initial bombardment is and how important when it stops is, and so many other factors that we know played into our existence.

We don’t know how long it usually takes life to develop, or how long it usually takes intelligence to develop. Did we get lucky and develop early? Another billion years and we’re looking at not being able to develop in time to make use of so many things that helped us along the path to intelligence.

There are no statistics on this because we’ve got a sample set of one. Anyone claiming statistics is just making very ill-informed guesses. The best guesses will acknowledge that that’s what they are.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 19, 2026 06:30 PM (EXyHK)

126 Looks like whig has been watching Anton Petrov
youtu.be/5-orZ05poqw

Posted by: gKWVE at February 19, 2026 06:30 PM (gKWVE)

127 17 Was MTG always a Jew hater ?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2026 05:49 PM (pVNyz)

Yes - remember the space lasers? Attached to Jews, not sharks.

I am glad she is gone. She was our own AOC. The Dems can have her.

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 06:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

128 38 Tucker and Candy need to be institutionalized.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 19, 2026 05:54 PM (KIp7Z)

Yeah. What the hell happened to these two? There was a time they both sounded at least reasonable, but in the last few months, both have gone crazy nutso. It doesn't bother me, as their looniness is now well documented, but it does sadden me a bit. I honestly thought, at least Tucker was a person with normal thoughts and beliefs.
But he insisted on proving me wrong.
And Candice Owens? Holy sh*tballs! Stop digging!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 19, 2026 06:30 PM (4nEGa)

129 An asshole ouroboros? Assoboros?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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When one's head is up one's own asshole like Tom, you get a perfect symmetry of shit for brains.

Posted by: whig at February 19, 2026 06:31 PM (E4rtv)

130 14 Tucker claimed they took his passport, took him off to a private room, and interrogated him.

Turns out all they really did was take his passport, take him off to a private room and ask him questions.
Posted by: Diss Topian



And then they raped him.

Posted by: Candace Tucker at February 19, 2026 06:31 PM (yKhjs)

131 Israel has no problem killing journalists. Why not Tucker? Genocidal loser ass fake country. your kid gets kidnapped, trafficked, raped, and/or murdered, odds are that Israel funded and backed the people
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 19, 2026 06:20 PM (ycI94)


That right there is a What the Actual Fuck. I wonder sometimes if these antisemites even know any Jews, or have ever interacted with any. I gotta say, Israeli Jews have plenty of right to hate Americans for our on-again-off-again relationship with them. They are the only thing standing between us and the califate.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 19, 2026 06:32 PM (I40wl)

132 There are no statistics on this because we’ve got a sample set of one. Anyone claiming statistics is just making very ill-informed guesses. The best guesses will acknowledge that that’s what they are.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 19, 2026 06:30 PM (EXyHK)

This is how I see it too.

The answer to "the statistic show" argument is "show me your exact calculations."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 19, 2026 06:32 PM (z5QST)

133 The dude who does the Tuck-Tuck impressions is hilarious. He's simultaneously mean spirited and acccurate.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 19, 2026 06:28 PM (z5QST)
====

Ami Kozak is very good mimic he imitates other people too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 06:33 PM (RIvkX)

134 126 Looks like whig has been watching Anton Petrov
youtu.be/5-orZ05poqw
Posted by: gKWVE

That's an indirect way of saying he's a wonderful person.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 19, 2026 06:33 PM (ycI94)

135 And then they raped him killed him and replaced him with a robot that will not bleed.

Posted by: Carlson Owens at February 19, 2026 06:33 PM (EXyHK)

136 What are the odds that Tucker Carlson is reading this thread and laughing his ass off?

He and Jake Tapper are soul brothers.

Posted by: mrp at February 19, 2026 06:33 PM (rj6Yv)

137 126 Looks like whig has been watching Anton Petrov
youtu.be/5-orZ05poqw
Posted by: gKWVE
----
Sabine Hossenfelder was discussing a new paper going back to the idea.

Posted by: whig at February 19, 2026 06:33 PM (E4rtv)

138 121 The dude who does the Tuck-Tuck impressions is hilarious. He's simultaneously mean spirited and acccurate.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 19, 2026 06:28 PM (z5QST)

His giggle is perfect.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 19, 2026 06:33 PM (eKFUx)

139 "BREAKING: @OliLondonTV has obtained footage showing Tucker Carlson's 'interrogation' at Ben Gurion airport..."

That was horrific! They practically burned his scalp with the interrogation lights and then ripped out his spine. I think even soccer players would be aghast at the trauma.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 19, 2026 06:33 PM (gLikB)

140 109 They nailed Charlie Kirk. They'll do it again of needed. Sampson option. Hannibal directive. That’s just scratching the surface.

I see CandyO is posting at Reddit.
Posted by: Delurker



Candy O was a great Cars album!

youtu.be/HctRUEgeLt0

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 19, 2026 06:35 PM (yKhjs)

141 90 I’d like to go to Israel. I had a chance to go with a synagogue group in the weeks after 10-7 (not joking), but it was a quickly prepared trip, and I was already away at the time. I woulda gone.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 19,

I would love to go to Israel. I think it would be an overwhelmingly emotional experience.

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 06:35 PM (kLTE4)

142 130 14 Tucker claimed they took his passport, took him off to a private room, and interrogated him.

Turns out all they really did was take his passport, take him off to a private room and ask him questions.
Posted by: Diss Topian

And then they raped him.
Posted by: Candace Owens

Then they poured bleach on him and yelled "This is MAGA country!"

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at February 19, 2026 06:35 PM (ycI94)

143 The answer to "the statistic show" argument is "show me your exact calculations."

Fair enough.


10 Billion Trillion Stars: The sheer number of stars in the universe makes the likelihood of Earth being the only home to life statistically small.

Posted by: Delurker at February 19, 2026 06:36 PM (gtcuf)

144 136 What are the odds that Tucker Carlson is reading this thread and laughing his ass off?

He and Jake Tapper are soul brothers.
Posted by: mrp
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People that are self important never read the reviews. Both of those nasty pieces of work would be improved by simply being neurotic instead of narcissistic personality types.

Posted by: whig at February 19, 2026 06:36 PM (E4rtv)

145 Damn, Tucker has gone bat shit insane.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 19, 2026 06:36 PM (snZF9)

146 They're having the VA commie spook ette do the SOTU response. The gal that our GOPe helped put into office.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 19, 2026 06:36 PM (3uBP9)

147 Speaking of assholes, one of the biggest, on this date, in 1942, signed the legislation authorizing the internment camps.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 19, 2026 06:36 PM (8AONa)

148 I couldn't make it through the parody it was that good.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 19, 2026 06:37 PM (YlWIZ)

149 51 For the love of God, if one more person says that I'm "literally a bone head" I will ram my head into them like a Rhino on the rampage! It won't be pretty!
Posted by: Former Congresswoman MTG ULTRA at February 19, 2026 05:47 PM (qUkBO)

*stares intently*

Posted by: Minotaur Milking Farm Ambassodor at February 19, 2026 06:38 PM (7gpcF)

150 Then they poured bleach on him and yelled "This is MAGA country!"
Posted by: Jussie Smollett
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Just another reason to never visit an airport Subway sandwich spot.

Posted by: whig at February 19, 2026 06:38 PM (E4rtv)

151 Let Qatarlson go to Gaza. They need new hostages.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 06:38 PM (Kc+Vz)

152 "What the hell happened to these two? "

They got the TRUMP!!! curse and their masks fell off.

Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 06:38 PM (vFG9F)

153 Sabine Hossenfelder was discussing a new paper going back to the idea.
Posted by: whig

If you're a regular viewer of RedLetterMedia, you know who Neil Breen. Sadly, every time I see Sabine Hossenfelder, I see a tranny Neil Breen lol.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 19, 2026 06:38 PM (ycI94)

154 Tucker was ill-informed that he would receive complentary (x1) each - search, cavity, vigorous.

Did not.
Sour grapes he is.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 19, 2026 06:38 PM (/lPRQ)

155 Berserker-Dragonheads Division: "Damn, Tucker has gone bat shit insane."

Again.

And I'm going to rethink the "insane" assertions now. I'm leaning into corrupt. This is intentional, measured.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 19, 2026 06:38 PM (gLikB)

156
They nailed Charlie Kirk. They'll do it again of needed. Sampson option. Hannibal directive. That’s just scratching the surface.



Just shows how stupid and uneducated the average commie cocksucker Twatter/Reddit user is. Doesn't understand what the Sampson Option really is.

For folks who don't know, it's Israel's nuclear strategy. The idea is simply that if the Arabs ever got their shit together (doubtful) and were actually in danger of genociding the Israelis into the Med, the endgame would be to nuke the hell out of their own lands in response. Basically, if we can't have our ancestral homeland, no one else is gonna have it either.

It's a strategy that is only useful IF THE MOHAMMEDANS GO FULL POGROM on the Israelis. A response to genocide committed by Arabs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2026 06:39 PM (kTyBw)

157 149 51 For the love of God, if one more person says that I'm "literally a bone head" I will ram my head into them like a Rhino on the rampage! It won't be pretty!
Posted by: Former Congresswoman MTG ULTRA at February 19, 2026 05:47 PM (qUkBO)

*stares intently*
Posted by: Minotaur Milking Farm Ambassodor

Have you tried calling yourself a knucklehead?

Posted by: Tim Walz at February 19, 2026 06:39 PM (ycI94)

158 People that are self important never read the reviews. Both of those nasty pieces of work would be improved by simply being neurotic instead of narcissistic personality types.
Posted by: whig at February 19, 2026 06:36 PM (E4rtv)
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whig, Ace oft mentioned JT's maniacal DMs (IMs?) in reaction to everything Ace posted about him on Twitter, etc. Carlson is the same type.

Posted by: mrp at February 19, 2026 06:39 PM (rj6Yv)

159 145 Damn, Tucker has gone bat shit insane.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
=======
Tucker's internal monologue

"Don't you love farce?
My fault, I fear
I thought that you'd want what I want
Sorry, my dear
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns
Don't bothеr, they're herе"

Posted by: whig at February 19, 2026 06:40 PM (E4rtv)

160 146 They're having the VA commie spook ette do the SOTU response. The gal that our GOPe helped put into office.
Posted by: banana Dream



CIA Barbie, Governor (VA)? The marxist lying bitch plans to run for President.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 19, 2026 06:40 PM (yKhjs)

161 10 Billion Trillion Stars: The sheer number of stars in the universe makes the likelihood of Earth being the only home to life statistically small.

When you cut out the stars that can’t possibly support life, it gets a whole lot smaller. In our own galaxy I’ve seen reasonable estimates of systems that might potentially support life in the hundreds, and lower. It all depends on what assumptions you make about what is required for life to develop, and then your assumptions about what it takes for intelligent life to develop.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 19, 2026 06:40 PM (EXyHK)

162
and then ripped out his spine.



Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2026 06:41 PM (kTyBw)

163 145 Damn, Tucker has gone bat shit insane.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 19

I wonder if he was always this way behind closed doors and this was why Fox said yep, we are totally fine yeeting you out the door.

Candace Owens has always been a grifter extraordinaire. If she thinks this is the platform to make money, well that is her newly found, deeply held belief system.

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 06:42 PM (kLTE4)

164 IllTemperedCur: "Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence."

Touché.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 19, 2026 06:42 PM (gLikB)

165 Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 19, 2026 06:40 PM (EXyHK)

A whole lot smaller than 10 billion trillion. So, only, what a mere one billion trillion?

Also, you added the word "intelligent." Way to move the goalposts.

Posted by: Delurker at February 19, 2026 06:43 PM (gtcuf)

166 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 19, 2026 06:43 PM (tmCNn)

167 CIA Barbie, Governor (VA)? The marxist lying bitch plans to run for President.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 19, 2026

Aren’t you supposed to be pretty to get the Barbie moniker?

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 06:43 PM (kLTE4)

168 Is the existence of Area 51 still classified? Wouldn’t surprise me.
-
That would be a weird point to make against him, since I don't think he named it in the interview. He did that stumbling over words thing that's common when he doesn't have a teleprompter, and the interviewer named Area 51.

Posted by: Methos at February 19, 2026 06:43 PM (vSvIl)

169 whig, Ace oft mentioned JT's maniacal DMs (IMs?) in reaction to everything Ace posted about him on Twitter, etc. Carlson is the same type.
Posted by: mrp
====
Could be. If Qatarlson does it though Ace should let us in like with Tapper.

Posted by: whig at February 19, 2026 06:43 PM (E4rtv)

170 I see no reason there could not be accidental random spontaneous generation in God's great universe.

Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 06:44 PM (vFG9F)

171 10 Billion Trillion Stars: The sheer number of stars in the universe makes the likelihood of Earth being the only home to life statistically small.
Posted by: Delurker at February 19, 2026 06:36 PM (gtcuf)

That's handwaving bullshit that doesn't at all account for what conditions are essential to the development of life (let alone intelligent life) and how often those specific conditions are statistically likely to occur. You really can't say whether or how likely life is likely to be without a coherent theory as to how life arises in the first place. And all we have there, if we're being honest, is equally handwavy bullshit about hot pools and amino acids. It's not math or statistics in any scientifically rigorous way.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 19, 2026 06:44 PM (z5QST)

172 10 Billion Trillion Stars: The sheer number of stars in the universe makes the likelihood of Earth being the only home to life statistically small.
-
Assuming life started here randomly.

Which is a pretty big assumption that most people want to ignore.

Posted by: Methos at February 19, 2026 06:44 PM (vSvIl)

173 126 Looks like whig has been watching Anton Petrov
youtu.be/5-orZ05poqw
Posted by: gKWVE

I've been watching this guy off and on for several years.

He's really good at explaining some of these complicated subjects in physics, cosmology and astronomy.

Russian emigre to Australia, I believe.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 19, 2026 06:45 PM (6ydKt)

174 Tucker is a bowl cut away from being Greta Thunberg. Never go full Thunberg.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 19, 2026 06:45 PM (sI5HU)

175 Is the existence of Area 51 still classified?

The other 50 Areas are were the real secret shit is.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 19, 2026 06:45 PM (/lPRQ)

176 Also, you added the word "intelligent." Way to move the goalposts.

I did no such thing. I wrote both of life and of intelligent life, because this discussion is covering both topics. There are additional assumptions that must be made for intelligent life, of which we know even less than for life, of which we know practically nothing.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 19, 2026 06:45 PM (EXyHK)

177 I wrote both of life and of intelligent life, because this discussion is covering both topics.

Including Delurker, at 91, if I’m reading that comment correctly…

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 19, 2026 06:47 PM (EXyHK)

178 Assuming life started here randomly.

Which is a pretty big assumption that most people want to ignore.
Posted by: Methos


What if I told you it wasn't random, but by some design which would never be done anywhere else. QED.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 19, 2026 06:47 PM (/lPRQ)

179 "The lawyer may well face sanctions"

Sanctions! oooooo

Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at February 19, 2026 06:49 PM (vFG9F)

180 signed the legislation authorizing the internment camps.
——

Hindsight is 20/20

In 1942 the allies were getting their ass kicked. Bad. Pearl Harbor fleet was nearly destroyed. Fears of an invasion, the west coast, were very real.

You have to read history closely to begin to understand. It’s also worth noting the US government wasn’t leaving anything to chance. World War 2 was a close run thing. The USA had its ass in the wind.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 06:56 PM (1biuY)

181 That airport security officer is history's second-greatest monster, behind only Winston Churchill.

Posted by: C. Tarlson at February 19, 2026 07:19 PM (ZmwMh)

182 Bad publicity is still publicity. I'd prefer the starve him of attention approach. Carry on.

Posted by: connected and litigious at February 19, 2026 07:50 PM (cS1cw)

183 This happened to me. I went on a tour of holy sites in Israel with a church group. There were around 60 of us. It was a classic tour group, complete with Israeli tour guide. When we were leaving the country, a few of us were pulled aside apparently at random and asked questions. One of the questions was where we bought some artifact -- and old coin, as I remember. My wife and I remembered differently and started bickering about it. After about five or six minutes of listening to us argue, the border guy said it really didn't matter, and waved us through.

Posted by: Hh475 at February 19, 2026 09:29 PM (QmYzo)

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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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