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LOL: Anderson Pooper's Team Rushes to the Media to Claim He Wasn't Pushed Out, He Quit on Prinzibuhls
Do you believe that CBS was all-set to re-sign Anderson Pooper and in fact make him "the face of 60 Minutes"?
Because, garsh, I sure don't. But that's the story being peddled, to the NY Post of all places. The semen-pale propagandist claims that he just didn't like Bari Weiss, CBS News' editor in chief, "inserting" herself into editorial decisions. Anderson Pooper will do all the inserting, thank you very much.LOL. I imagine they made him a deliberately-insulting offer to induce him to turn them down.
Anderson Cooper's recent decision not to renew his contract with "60 Minutes" came at the last minute and left execs at the struggling network flat-footed, a source with knowledge of the matter told The Post on Wednesday.
The journo had been poised to become the face of "60 Minutes" under CBS News editor in chief Bari Weiss and president Tom Cibrowski, who privately lauded him as an important player at the struggling news network.Sure sure sure. Who wouldn't want an old, cum-colored no-ratings hack from soon-to-be-bankrupt CNN as the face of your top news magazine?
And it's well known that he rarely pulls out.
But Cooper's decision to pull out came as the deal was in its final tages, the source said.
"They must be pissed," the person said of Weiss and Cibrowski, who'd seen the CNN anchor as a prominent face of "60 Minutes."For some reason I hear "They must be pissed" in Anderson Pooper's voice.
"They wanted to build the show around him," the source added.Uh-huh. The article says that Pooper wants to spend more time "with his two young sons."
Raise your hand if you believe that Anderson Pooper is scandalized by an "outrageous lifestyle" or even having sex with underaged people. Now take that hand and slap yourself in the back of the head, you big dummy.
Both CBS News and a rep for Cooper declined to comment. [S]ources said a series of recent decisions by Weiss were what prompted Cooper to end his nearly 20-year run at "60 Minutes." Those include her revamp of "60 Minutes," which will likely include pushing out veteran correspondents like Scott Pelley and Sharyn Alfonsi, as previously reported by The Post. Sources also pointed to Weiss' unwillingness to fire wellness contributor Peter Attia over his chummy, eyebrow-raising emails with late financier and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Recently surfaced emails showed Attia telling Epstein the "biggest problem [about] becoming friends" with him was having to keep quiet about his "outrageous lifestyle" -- in an exchange with the chilling subject line, "Got a fresh shipment."
I have a rule that helps me tell when people are lying: People who tell the truth will tell one story. Similarly, they will also usually offer one, or at most, two reasons for a decision they're making, and stick to those. When people are lying, they start spamming out a bunch of reasons for a decision because they don't trust their own lie. They don't have the confidence to go with just one dishonest reason, because most liars feel they're on shaky ground when lying, and they're afraid that if they put all their eggs in one basket, that one basket will be interrogated and proven false and then they'll be exposed as a liar. So instead they start flooding the filed with a bunch of different lies, feeling safe that if any of those lies is disproven, they still have five more to fall back on. So no, I don't believe Anderson Pooper's Aerial Chaff of lies to explain his departure. I believe they either told him they would not renew, or made an embarrassingly low fake offer, and told him "We'll let you say this was all your idea." I briefly mentioned this in quick hits, but here's a longer article: Jake Tapper is very, very mad that CNN brass have curtailed "journalists'" ability to self-promote, both on their own shows as well as in their social media because they were embarrassed by Tapper turning his show (and Twitter feed) into a never-ending infomercial for his Biden Cover-Up book. (The other article was at the Satanic Daily Beast so I didn't want to link it.)
Sources also pointed to Weiss' involvement in the journalism and management of "60 Minutes," which long operated in a silo under its executive producer. "He doesn't like that she has inserted herself," a CBS source said of Cooper, pointing to Weiss' recent editorial scrutiny of his "60 Minutes" piece on the Trump administration's decision to accept refugees from South Africa.
I like that this sissy did what girls do and got a group of his Beties together to issue a joint complaint to management. Possibly Anderson Pooper was part of his Girl-Squad.
CNN anchor Jake Tapper is said to be fuming over a new company policy that sharply restricts how on-air talent can promote their own books. Tapper, who hosts "The Lead" and co-anchors "State of the Union" at the Warner Bros. Discovery--owned network, is "very, very unhappy" with a directive from CNN chief Mark Thompson that prohibits anchors from promoting books beyond publication day, a network journalist told Breaker Media. The veteran political anchor, who has authored eight books, most recently co-writing a bestseller about President Joe Biden's decline and his disastrous decision to seek reelection, used his CNN platform extensively to promote the title -- a rollout that some colleagues internally described as turning the network into a "rolling infomercial," according to Breaker. On Feb. 4, CNN updated its standards guide in what Breaker reported was a direct response to Tapper's on-air promotion. The revised policy states: "We should not mix news and advertising, even when what is being advertised is work by a leading CNN journalist." Under the new guidelines, anchors may acknowledge publication of a book on its release date if integrated into a journalistic segment -- but they "should not promote it following publication day on their own program."
The policy also bars the use of websites, QR codes or links to drive personal sales and requires CNN authors to meet with members of the executive leadership team to approve any rollout plan tied to CNN platforms. In addition, all book-related promotion must be reviewed and approved by CNN PR, and no third parties beyond a publisher may be contracted without approval from the head of CNN PR, according to the policy reviewed by Breaker. Tensions had already been simmering inside the newsroom. Breaker previously reported that staffers questioned the decision to air anonymously sourced claims from Tapper's book, arguing that limited internal fact-checking of outside works put CNN in an awkward position.
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Posted by: fourseasons at February 19, 2026 01:19 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 19, 2026 01:19 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 19, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2026 01:20 PM (YwEeS)
But since he isn't a leftist that's not going to happen.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 01:21 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ace at February 19, 2026 01:21 PM (1wjle)
Oh and Jake Tapper is a prissy bitch
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 01:21 PM (Kc+Vz)
Posted by: Taylor at February 19, 2026 01:21 PM (vt7xw)
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 01:23 PM (FXNzP)
oh I'd definitely watch!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 19, 2026 01:23 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: GWB at February 19, 2026 01:23 PM (02Em6)
Test those kids for Monkeypoxx.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 01:23 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 19, 2026 01:23 PM (j+aD2)
So, his show was literally bukkake theater.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 19, 2026 01:24 PM (4Vtc4)
When someone says,"Can't they both lose?", this is what they mean
Farage is basically Mike Pence.
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2026 01:13 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 19, 2026 01:24 PM (QFp6v)
There's your problem...
you should have borrowed some of Ace's Truvada.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 01:24 PM (1Udfd)
Where, oh where, will we find anyone else who can read out loud, asked the AI-curious network...
Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2026 01:24 PM (UBWwW)
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Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 19, 2026 01:26 PM (RkOfE)
Posted by: imp at February 19, 2026 01:26 PM (g6TN6)
just started. both teams seem tight, nervous
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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Just for clarification, by "Cheaters" you are NOT referring to the Univ of Michigan Football Team, correct?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 19, 2026 01:27 PM (GPjKT)
Posted by: gnats local 678
She can always leave it unbuttoned.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 01:27 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 01:27 PM (Kc+Vz)
He makes $18-$20M/year on CNN...of course, that may also been ending soon...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 19, 2026 01:27 PM (tOcjL)
Test those kids for Monkeypoxx.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 01:23 PM (1Udfd)
Disgusting thought...and probably a good idea.
Posted by: Test the dog too at February 19, 2026 01:27 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: mrp at February 19, 2026 01:27 PM (rj6Yv)
When people are lying, they start spamming out a bunch of reasons for a decision because they don't trust their own lie. They don't have the confidence to go with just one dishonest reason, because most liars feel they're on shaky ground when lying, and they're afraid that if they put all their eggs in one basket, that one basket will be interrogated and proven false and then they'll be exposed as a liar. So instead they start flooding the filed with a bunch of different lies, feeling safe that if any of those lies is disproven, they still have five more to fall back on.
Nuh uhn!
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at February 19, 2026 01:28 PM (kTyBw)
Attia was an odd one to be so prominently in the files. He's a relative nobody, a snake oil salesman, and didn't appear to have any special connections or influence that could be leveraged.
Yet, he and Epstein seemed to be pretty close, or at least close enough to exchange graphically sexual texts and emails, that almost bordered on gay sexual innuendo.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 19, 2026 01:28 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Bulg at February 19,
Ronan? There is like 60 years difference between the 2! Okay, maybe 30. And yes. He is. Also questions around whether he is actually Frank Sinatra’s son.
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 01:28 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 19, 2026 01:28 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 19, 2026 01:30 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 19, 2026 01:31 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Piper
I heard somewhere that the Sinatra family had accepted him as such. And he does look a little bit like Frank.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 19, 2026 01:31 PM (xvV+O)
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You can say a lot about Farage - he's a sellout, he's been co-opted, he's got a weakness for swarthy moslims, but he's got an engaging personality. The only personality Pence ever showed was he is the white haired guy in the Johnny Quest memes.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 19, 2026 01:31 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: nckate at February 19, 2026 01:32 PM (uQzkA)
Test those kids for Monkeypoxx.
Posted by: garrett at February 19
I always wondered if Anderson was molested by the fashion fairies in his mother’s orbit. I pray he has protected his sons. Anderson seems to be a more grounded gay - like Ric Grenell. Only with really bad politics. He was kind of funny telling stories about how his mother wasn’t raising him to believe he would just be given things because of who she was, I can’t remember where is saw that. He was almost likeable in those interviews.
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 01:32 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 19, 2026 01:32 PM (n5tGW)
got a group of his Beties together
What's a little typo or two amongst Morons, eh?
And when one cranks out as many words a day as the Boss does, who has time for careful re-reading/editing?
🙄
Don' taze me, bro.
Posted by: mindful webworker - watts that spel? at February 19, 2026 01:32 PM (oq2IS)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 19, 2026 01:33 PM (YlWIZ)
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Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 19, 2026 01:34 PM (xvV+O)
This is why I love this site -- the life advice. It is better than church.
The logic Ace covers made me immediately think of this scene, I had to look it up to get the exact quote:
Jake: No I didn't. Honest! I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19, 2026 01:34 PM (5LjnF)
Attia was an odd one to be so prominently in the files. He's a relative nobody, a snake oil salesman, and didn't appear to have any special connections or influence that could be leveraged.
Yet, he and Epstein seemed to be pretty close, or at least close enough to exchange graphically sexual texts and emails, that almost bordered on gay sexual innuendo.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 19, 2026 01:28 PM (iFTx/)
Attia's huge in the online "wellness / fitness" community.
He's the go to guy for podcasts that the younger demographic eats up.
But yes, scratch that thin veneer of "expertise" and he's faker than a $20.00 Rolex ...
Posted by: browndog has questions at February 19, 2026 01:34 PM (3sXRv)
A few years back there was a car commercial, with fey bell-like music a la Harry Potter theme, and a pack of white wolves following a car at night in snow.
The dog went nuts, and would come running from other rooms if she heard the music.
Not long after that, my husband had CNN on while he was working from home, and Anderson Cooper came on.
The dog sat up and growled at the TV.
She did this more than once, and we couldn't figure it out, until we guessed she thought he was one of the white wolves from the commercial.
Same long pointy face, almond eyes, and white hair.
Posted by: barbarausa at February 19, 2026 01:34 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 01:34 PM (ht3QZ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
But weren't the victims all female?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2026 01:34 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: MikeN at February 19, 2026 01:36 PM (8uQGY)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
Good one.
Posted by: Ohio State Buckeye at February 19, 2026 01:36 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 19, 2026 01:36 PM (BCuCF)
Yet, he and Epstein seemed to be pretty close, or at least close enough to exchange graphically sexual texts and emails, that almost bordered on gay sexual innuendo.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
Bannon counseled him all wrong. Epstein should have come out as a dem politician who cries on cámara claiming he is a sex addict and is going to rehab.
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 01:36 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: mindful webworker - but, but, Bailey! at February 19, 2026 01:37 PM (oq2IS)
Same long pointy face, almond eyes, and white hair.
Posted by: barbarausa at February 19, 2026 01:34 PM (enw9G)
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Poor little doggie. A. Cooper is in no way a white wolf; he's an albino ferret.
Posted by: mrp at February 19, 2026 01:37 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 01:37 PM (ht3QZ)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2026 01:37 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 19, 2026 01:37 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19, 2026 01:37 PM (5LjnF)
"Here's how the @latimes described @bariweiss being canceled at UCLA because of threats: "CBS’s Bari Weiss pulls out of UCLA lecture." The thugs can threaten, and media will blame you. There's no accountability. Notably, lecture named for Daniel Pearl, murdered for being Jewish.
— Joel Pollak (@joelpollak) February 19, 2026"
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 19, 2026 01:37 PM (V6W16)
DID I MENTION I AM GAY?????
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 19, 2026 01:30 PM (fYhK6)
Well, every New Year broadcast he does has him plastered on booze or drugs, giggling like it's Friday night at the Blue Oyster Bar. It's worse when he brings on a fag hag like that ginger shit, Kathy Griffin.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2026 01:37 PM (kTyBw)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 19, 2026 01:38 PM (7zna0)
56 shirtless blindfolded young men found in frat basement at University of Iowa.
Police say it is an illegal frat hazing.
Posted by: fourseasons at February 19, 2026 01:38 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 01:38 PM (ht3QZ)
Posted by: barbarausa at February 19
That is hysterical. I love this so much.
It’s been said cats view humans as really ugly, really stupid cats. Dogs know we aren’t dogs, just loveable oafs, and elephants think people are cute like we think puppies are cute. How anyone knows this is beyond me, but it’s fun to think about it.
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 01:38 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 19, 2026 01:39 PM (TtTH3)
Posted by: Piper
And very different hair styles.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2026 01:39 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 19, 2026 01:39 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2026 01:40 PM (J0Fdh)
Posted by: MikeN at February 19, 2026 01:36 PM (8uQGY)
*****
Evidently, he's been there since 2007.
I didn't realize he was on 60 minutes either.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2026 01:40 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 01:40 PM (ht3QZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2026 01:40 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 01:40 PM (Kc+Vz)
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Cats think we are big cats that have opposable thumbs that can feed them.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 01:40 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 19, 2026 01:40 PM (4jnK3)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 19, 2026 01:40 PM (vnzIL)
*looks at ratings*
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2026 01:41 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: The scoreboard at February 19, 2026 01:41 PM (OKqJ/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 01:41 PM (ht3QZ)
I think I found he writes screenplays or musicals something and lives in NYC. Not prima facie evidence he’s a fairy, but it’s sort of questionable.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 01:41 PM (yFlgz)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 19, 2026 01:41 PM (aZV8C)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
Bitch set 'em up!
Canadian Olympian claims they were set up to get caught cheating
NEW: Canadian curling star Marc Kennedy claims he was set up by "premeditated" cameras to catch him "in an act" of cheating.
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Premeditated cameras are the worst kind!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 01:41 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Piper
I heard somewhere that the Sinatra family had accepted him as such. And he does look a little bit like Frank.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)
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There is zero chance Ronan is Woody's son. I don't know if his father is really Frank, but it sure as hell ain't Woody. Who knows who Mia was fucking at the time.
Ronan lives in NYC. I've seen him at some functions. He's pretty tall -- much taller than Woody, Mia, or Frank. I suspect his true father is a tall guy.
I also suspect he was abused and tormented as a kid. No surprise he's a poofter.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 19, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ballistic at February 19, 2026 01:42 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 01:42 PM (yFlgz)
My place looks out at the Selway Wilderness.
9K peaks all across the horizon.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 01:42 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2026 01:42 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at February 19, 2026 01:42 PM (kTyBw)
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at February 19, 2026 01:42 PM (Iwv3U)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 01:42 PM (ht3QZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2026 01:42 PM (c5xxP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2026 01:43 PM (J0Fdh)
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Cats think we are big cats that have opposable thumbs that can feed them.
Posted by: pudinhead
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I always wonder if wild animals like birds understand or appreciate what we do. Do they know that we planted the fruit trees they are pilfering from? Do they know we built these houses, or do they think we just moved in like they move into trees? If they do, they must think we are gods.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19, 2026 01:43 PM (5LjnF)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 19, 2026 01:43 PM (aZV8C)
Posted by: fourseasons at February 19, 2026 01:43 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Those files contain young girls.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 19, 2026 01:43 PM (q1Ts/)
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Trump's name appears 780 times in the Gillespie kidnapping files!!!
/s/ Thom-ass M-ass-ie hosting his new CNN+ show.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 19, 2026 01:43 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 01:40 PM (pZ64F)
The presents they bring us are because we can’t hunt and they are worried about us. And they do the play attack, kick us with their back legs thingy in the hopes we improve our hunting acumen, as this is how they teach kittens.
My cats do none of this. They apparently don’t think I am in danger of starving.
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 01:43 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 19, 2026 01:43 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 19, 2026 01:43 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 19, 2026 01:44 PM (gVUi7)
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Crows are pretty fucking smart.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 01:44 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 19, 2026 01:43 PM (aZV8C)
*******
30 Seconds.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2026 01:44 PM (NpAcC)
46 flooding the filed
got a group of his Beties together
What's a little typo or two amongst Morons, eh?
And when one cranks out as many words a day as the Boss does, who has time for careful re-reading/editing?
🙄
Don' taze me, bro.
Posted by: mindful webworker - watts that spel? at February 19, 2026 01:32 PM (oq2IS)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 19, 2026 01:44 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 01:44 PM (ht3QZ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 19, 2026 01:45 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 19, 2026 01:45 PM (DgMqy)
He's been pumped full with a lot of things...
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 01:46 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: bob
My wife once saw a Canada goose crossing a road using the crosswalk, and after the "walk" signal had appeared.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 01:46 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 01:44 PM (ht3QZ)
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Morely Safer > A. Cooper
Posted by: mrp at February 19, 2026 01:46 PM (rj6Yv)
Piper, she is a hoot. Funniest thing she ever did with the TV was attack during a news segment on an orangutan that had escaped from an Asian zoo, and was swinging through the downtown of a major city on the power lines.
She was on her hind legs barking furiously, with her front paws scrabbling at the screen, then, when the ape swung out of camera range, she bolted to the side window of the room and kept barking, looking to see where it went.
She is 12 now, and still protects me from onscreen animals, including some cartoon ones.
Here is the offending ad, where she even hated the music:
https://tinyurl.com/3e9wm9u9
Posted by: barbarausa at February 19, 2026 01:46 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: What's a CNN? at February 19, 2026 01:47 PM (OKqJ/)
'Gourd your loins.'
cast off the gourd! follow the shoe!
Posted by: anachronda at February 19, 2026 01:47 PM (5P5xl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 01:47 PM (ht3QZ)
9K peaks all across the horizon.
Posted by: garrett
Awesome. My mother was from Orofino, my father from Kamiah. I spent many summers with my grandfather in Orofino. As a yewt, my dog and I did numerous solo backpacking trips in thay wilderness. You are indeed blessed.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 19, 2026 01:47 PM (TtTH3)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 19, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)
56 shirtless blindfolded young men found in frat basement at University of Iowa.
Police say it is an illegal frat hazing.
Posted by: fourseasons at February 19, 2026 01:38 PM (3ek7K)
Why are frat hazing rituals gay AF?
Posted by: Chi Omicron Kappa forever bro! at February 19, 2026 01:47 PM (TbWk/)
219 Eeeeeenteresting.
What a counterintuitive twist in the climate story.
......Data from NASA’s ....MODIS instruments show that....
https://is.gd/CgLvbj
Of course, this doesn't prove anything about AGW. All it proves is that higher CO2 levels are good for plants, which we already knew.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)
MODIS and follow-on VIIRS developed and produced by Raytheon's (legacy Hughes) SBRS and El Sequndo sites and one of us morons had a hand in the design, build and launch of several VIIRS instruments.....
VIIRS data is also used to refine the hurricane forecast predicts certainty out to five days from previous three days...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 19, 2026 01:48 PM (QGaXH)
The 1st period ended at 0-0. In their previous round robin game the Canadians got pelted 5-0. This time the Beavers have been relentlessly gnawing away the USA defense while their goalie has the USA offensive dammed up.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 19, 2026 01:49 PM (tqpXi)
Here is the offending ad, where she even hated the music:
https://tinyurl.com/3e9wm9u9
Posted by: barbarausa at February 19, 2026 01:46 PM
That's funny.
My dog goes nuts when the television uses a Red Tail Hawk scream and she goes running to the window looking for the hawk. A lot of shows and movies use that sound and she thinks the hawk is outside.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 19, 2026 01:49 PM (Jpq0z)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 19, 2026 01:49 PM (AlhUl)
Police say it is an illegal frat hazing.
Posted by: fourseasons at February 19, 2026 01:38 PM (3ek7K)
Why are frat hazing rituals gay AF?
Posted by: Chi Omicron Kappa forever bro! at February 19, 2026 01:47 PM (TbWk/)
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Because frats are gay af?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 19, 2026 01:49 PM (iFTx/)
She is 12 now, and still protects me from onscreen animals, including some cartoon ones.
Posted by: barbarausa at February
She has obviously been very successful because there you are, never attacked or taken by an animal from the TV.
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 01:49 PM (pZEOD)
The mystery with Cooper, for me, is his mother being Gloria Vanderbuilt (RIP? Don't know!).Another tie to the elite. A strange painting in a photo of her reading to her little tykes. Then he swishes in ghey, possibly from his upbringing. Many gheys, so I read, were abused as children, however, love is love.
There was a Podesta painting in the past...of sad children in the Vanderbuilt pool. Looking sad or drugged, with red shoes and red behinds and shame. Rope noose things on the pool and a retractable ladder. Creepy painting at Podesta's, and it was said to be the Vanderbuilt dungeon pool.
https://tinyurl.com/48xrjd9w
I don't like indoor pools as a swimmer. However, this one is very creepy. A lot of Biltmore has a rather dark feeling, so I read.
I think I have this correct, but my yogurt could be off and I am hallucinating.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 19, 2026 01:49 PM (WONhk)
Nice! My old Lab Mix from college saw more Wilderness and National Parks than most people. Nothing like a multi-day trip into the wilderness.
I only wish it was as easy to sneak a bike into those places!
And yeah, I lucked out when I found my place.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 01:49 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 01:50 PM (ht3QZ)
Posted by: Andy Cohen at February 19, 2026 01:50 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: The ghost of Dennis Miller at February 19, 2026 01:50 PM (OKqJ/)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 01:50 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Zombie Englebert Humperdinck at February 19, 2026 01:51 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2026 01:51 PM (J0Fdh)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 19, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)
If you find Jack Black insufferably annoying, did you really miss anything by being unaware of this remake?
Eventually TJM would have gotten around to this director on his YT channel.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 01:52 PM (ExV1e)
9K peaks all across the horizon.
Posted by: garrett
Graves Pk was one of my favorites.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 19, 2026 01:53 PM (TtTH3)
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
BREAKING: Chicago Bears are moving out of Chicago, building a stadium in Indiana
https://is.gd/uBpWK0
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"Not edible": Grandson of Reese's inventor slams Hershey for altering peanut butter cup recipe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 01:53 PM (FXNzP)
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You can say a lot about Farage - he's a sellout, he's been co-opted, he's got a weakness for swarthy moslims, but he's got an engaging personality. The only personality Pence ever showed was he is the white haired guy in the Johnny Quest memes.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 19, 2026 01:31 PM (Dv3i1)
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Pence is making media tours speaking out against Trump's tariffs trying to give cover to the Supreme Court to rule against the administration.
Piece of human excrement. Farage is just the PT Barnum of Politics.
Posted by: Orson at February 19, 2026 01:53 PM (dIske)
I see a lot of Elk there...
I am on the other side, looking West.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 01:53 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 01:54 PM (77rzZ)
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How pathetic that Cooper might be 'the face' for anything...,
I wouldn't even want him on my toilet paper.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2026 01:54 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Sigh . . . We've reached the point where we mock Canada like we used to mock the Soviets
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 19, 2026 01:54 PM (GPjKT)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 19, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)
My company made the control boards they used to make the snake wiggle in the first movie.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 01:55 PM (8avO+)
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I heard that first from David Lee Roth.
Posted by: Crusader at February 19, 2026 01:55 PM (TN0g+)
So loaded, this question.
I see bear on my mt bike rides just about every other week. 90+% of the time it is Black Bear.
But, every once in a while, it's not...and those are the scary days.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 01:55 PM (1Udfd)
The 1st period ended at 0-0. In their previous round robin game the Canadians got pelted 5-0. This time the Beavers have been relentlessly gnawing away the USA defense while their goalie has the USA offensive dammed up.
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Unless there's a tie, one of those teams is going down. I hope there's no foul play, that would be bush league.
Posted by: Double E at February 19, 2026 01:55 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
He slam his grandad for inventing that abomination to begin with.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)
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At first, I assumed that these, and candy bars in general, just don't taste the same because the palate changes over time. But I did start to suspect they were subbing in lower quality ingredients.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 19, 2026 01:56 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 19, 2026 01:54 PM (GPjKT)
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"Elbows Up!" is so 2025.
Posted by: mrp at February 19, 2026 01:56 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Bulg
Better question in that area is have you ever run into a wolf?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 19, 2026 01:56 PM (TtTH3)
Posted by: Chi Omicron
TBH, this is why I avoided frats in school.
I guess there must be some negative selection going on, where people willing to do that shit, and willing to abuse others when they get in, gravitate toward the institution.
If anyone tried to make me do any weird shit I would have gotten pretty insulted and angry.
So, in a way, it is selecting for success in the corrupt elite world -- people willing to humiliate themselves and take orders, and then give stupid orders to be part of the club.
(apologies to any Greekers in the moron world reading this.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19, 2026 01:56 PM (5LjnF)
I used to watch that and I am very ashamed.
Posted by: ace at February 19, 2026 01:57 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 01:55 PM (8avO+)
And did you have a copy of the movie at home and use "Want to come back to my place and see a big snake wiggle" as a pick up line?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 01:57 PM (ExV1e)
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
BREAKING: Chicago Bears are moving out of Chicago, building a stadium in Indiana
https://is.gd/uBpWK0
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"Not edible": Grandson of Reese's inventor slams Hershey for altering peanut butter cup recipe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 01:53 PM (FXNzP)
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There is no deal in place for the Bears to leave. The "deal" with Indiana is just a framework for further negotiations. The Bears are doing what every sports team does when it doesn't get its way with the home city: threaten to leave for another city. And usually, the tactic works.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 19, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 01:57 PM (ht3QZ)
Tons of wolves, here, now.
Sadly, they sacrificed the Rocky Mountain Wolves to the imported wolves from Canada.
But they come down into the riverbottom here each winter. Keeps the Coyote population under control.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 01:57 PM (1Udfd)
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Every morning I lead my cow through the local vineyard. That's right. I herd it through the grapevine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 01:58 PM (FXNzP)
Now that CBS is just made up fascist propaganda it makes no sense to stay around since anyone still with them is a fascist.
MAGA already has their preferred right-wing propaganda channel - Foxnews. So who is left to watch CBS? Anyone who wants viewer growth will jump ship.
I'm no legal expert, but them terminating his contract may have nullified disparagement clauses. I hope we hear the truth about the pressure behind the scenes!
Head for the lifeboats. Starve Bari out. CBS is gonna hire Megyn blood from her eyes, and Jesse my mom hates me aren't they?
Netflix could do the craziest thing right now! Start a 24/hr News channel and hire Cooper and Colbert
I always liked him, and I still do! Drunk Anderson Cooper giggling like a school girl is the only person I want to watch on New Year's Eve.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 19, 2026 01:58 PM (Xjl//)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 19, 2026 01:56 PM (Dv3i1)
Nooooo ... unpossible ?!?!?
Posted by: browndog has questions at February 19, 2026 01:58 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 19, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)
My company made the control boards they used to make the snake wiggle in the first movie.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 01:55 PM (8avO+)
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You need control boards to make your snake wiggle? There's a pill for that, bro!
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 19, 2026 01:58 PM (iFTx/)
I see bear on my mt bike rides just about every other week. 90+% of the time it is Black Bear.
But, every once in a while, it's not...and those are the scary days.
Posted by: garrett
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I ride in Japan and man, are they out of control. I think there were over 20 deaths last year? Not sure but a lot. I smell them occasionally (they smell like skunk, but there are no skunk in Japan) and I ride past their scat on about 4 spots which are always fresh, so I know they are around. Never saw one though.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19, 2026 01:59 PM (5LjnF)
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 01:38 PM (pZEOD)
The problem is that cats go out of their way to talk to us, they rarely talk to each other. Humans just never get their heads around the fact that the cats are talking.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2026 02:00 PM (rbvCR)
Greek Life
Posted by: garrett
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In the east of our Lord 2026, some dumbass frat boys thought that, despite countless examples to the contrary, it was a good idea to run a haze-heavy pledge program. There aren't adjectives to describe that level of stupidity.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 19, 2026 02:00 PM (GPjKT)
Posted by: ace at February 19, 2026 01:57 PM (1wjle)
.... and they said ace doesn't read the comments.
Hey boss ***waves***
Posted by: browndog has questions at February 19, 2026 02:00 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Oldcat
So you're the one responsible for that Garden of Eden misunderstanding?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 02:00 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Atlanta Flames at February 19, 2026 02:00 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 19, 2026 01:58 PM (Xjl//)
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After Jon Stewart's Apple show crashed out, you'd think these people would realize that the only reason anyone watches network talking heads is the networks themselves.
And the networks are dying anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 19, 2026 02:00 PM (GBKbO)
This is why I love this site -- the life advice. It is better than church.
The logic Ace covers made me immediately think of this scene, I had to look it up to get the exact quote:
Jake: No I didn't. Honest! I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19, 2026 01:34 PM (5LjnF)
EXCELLENT!
Posted by: m at February 19, 2026 02:01 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)
I remember hearing that they had to call out the army to kill bears.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2026 02:01 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 19, 2026 02:01 PM (n5tGW)
They smell exactly like 3 Skunks Gangbanging a pile of 3 week old Garbage.
I was a Bear Guide for a few years...I can smell a bear from way off, if the wind is right.
I have always wanted to go to Japan to ride. There and Scottland have been my top 2 places I want to ride before I die.
N. Zealand is #3.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:02 PM (1Udfd)
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Cats think we are big cats that have opposable thumbs that can feed them.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 01:40 PM (pZ64F)
It is funny to pretend to not understand when the cat is explaining what they want perfectly clearly. They get so frustrated but are too proud to think you are ribbing them.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 02:02 PM (8avO+)
But, every once in a while, it's not...and those are the scary days.
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Grizzly Bears are terrifying. A 9 mm isn't going to be sufficient to stop that, is it? And no level of shotgun would work either, right?
Posted by: Crusader at February 19, 2026 02:02 PM (TN0g+)
They also reported that Red Robin sucks now and is broke. I hadn't been there in awhile, I think 2019, but it was still fine then. Just out of my way and too spendy.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 19, 2026 02:03 PM (gKWVE)
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I hope our girls give those sneaky beavers a thorough and enthusiastic pounding that puts them in their place once and for all!!
Posted by: IYKWIMAITTYD at February 19, 2026 02:03 PM (Jm1cw)
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Where did he get the kids? The cartel?
Posted by: wth at February 19, 2026 02:03 PM (UjdFS)
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That's not hardly gay at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 02:03 PM (FXNzP)
If he saw vultures overhead, he would run across the yard leaping up and barking.
He did that for helicopters too.
Piper, she's the best roommate I've ever had. And yes, always on duty: her tail inflates and curves over her back like a scorpion, and "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRARARARARARARARAR!!!!", with every syllable accented by a stiff-legged bounce of her front paws off the ground, with head thown back for lift. She barks so hard with her tail so arched, I'm afraid one day she'll turn her butt inside out!
Posted by: barbarausa at February 19, 2026 02:03 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 02:03 PM (ht3QZ)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Speaks volumes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2026 02:03 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Oldcat
So you're the one responsible for that Garden of Eden misunderstanding?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 02:00 PM (FXNzP)
I just did the effects, Eve is the one who didn't pass the relationship test about the apple.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 02:04 PM (8avO+)
9mm will just anger a Grizzly. You'd have to get real fuckin' lucky to do anything but annoy a Griz with that.
12 GA with slugs is the proper carry for Griz Country.
44 Mag or bigger if you are carrying a rifle.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:04 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 02:04 PM (Kc+Vz)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19, 2026 01:59 PM (5LjnF)
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There are a number of bear attack accounts translated from the original Japanese on the internet.
The bears in Japan are brown bears, essentially the equivalent of our grizzlies. There are fewer and fewer hunters in Hokkaido and northern Honshu to keep the ursine population under control. Maybe the Japanese Government should organize hunts for foreign sportsmen?
Posted by: mrp at February 19, 2026 02:05 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 02:05 PM (ht3QZ)
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Where did he get the kids? The cartel?
Posted by: wth at February 19, 2026 02:03 PM (UjdFS)
I looked him up because I figured he had to be 80 or something. But he's just 58. Stayed well away from any details past that.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 02:05 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 02:06 PM (Kc+Vz)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:06 PM (1Udfd)
Not at all a Massie fan.
But neither am I a Bondi fan.
Nor is Shawn Ryan. I posted this earlier. Language warning:
https://tinyurl.com/33pn8s8s
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 19, 2026 02:06 PM (7xyr6)
Dead media Democrats purging themselves is so fun to watch that I don't even have to make popcorn. Once the party is pure they can finally fight fascism and win!
Posted by: Auspex at February 19, 2026 02:07 PM (Y8DZL)
I'm pretty sure a 3.5" 12 ga slug would ruin a bear's day.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 19, 2026 02:07 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: Bulg
Better question in that area is have you ever run into a wolf?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude
>Would you like to see a wolf pack or grizzly bear? We have them both within a 20 mile radius.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 19, 2026 02:07 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 02:06 PM (Kc+Vz)
I detect some tight grips on sticks by Team USA...
Canada may just pull this out, and avenge the previous beatdown.
Posted by: browndog has questions at February 19, 2026 02:08 PM (3sXRv)
I don't think that is correct. I may be wrong, but I do not believe they have bear anywhere near the size of grizzlies?
I could be completely wrong, though.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:08 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Family of 26-year-old Canadian says son was euthanized for depression, doctor coached him to "deteriorate his body" to qualify
https://is.gd/hOP3yB
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Helluva bedside manner.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 02:08 PM (FXNzP)
Wait......Yes. Yes I will. And I'll RE read it....
This is another example of the Best Ace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)
You can't really carry 2 long guns.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:06 PM (1Udfd)
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"The Paolo, he carry only one long gun, but that long gun be enough."
-- The Paolo
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 19, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Crusader
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In the former case, only with *very* accurate shot placement, which is unlikely.
In the latter case, a 12 ga. slug, well placed, will do the job.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2026 02:08 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: I get all my mindthoughts from TikTok at February 19, 2026 02:09 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
How fucking pathetic do you have to be wanting to endure being shirtless and blindfolded and being locked in a basement covered with food?
Anyone here that are so desperate to join anything that is so perverted?
Posted by: fourseasons at February 19, 2026 02:09 PM (3ek7K)
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My experience is you smell a bear before you see them. We just have black bears here. Fuck if I want to run into a grizzly.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 02:09 PM (pZ64F)
Depends on the situation.
I have been surrounded by a wolf pack on 2-3 occasions, while archery hunting elk. At 4-5am, on a pitch black morning it is a very scary scene to have 3-4 wolves within 5-10 feet of you, with others circling.
Still, much more predictable than any Grizzly encounter.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:10 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 19, 2026 02:10 PM (Jpq0z)
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 02:10 PM (77rzZ)
This is why I hate having a tailwind in Grizzly Country.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:10 PM (1Udfd)
I don't think that is correct. I may be wrong, but I do not believe they have bear anywhere near the size of grizzlies?
I could be completely wrong, though.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:08 PM (1Udfd)
Neither bear is the same species as North American bears and are smaller to boot.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 02:11 PM (8avO+)
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Yep. 12 ga. slugs can be your best friend. It has the habit of cutting things in half.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 02:11 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 19, 2026 02:11 PM (wBaIH)
They dump a lot of kinetic energy into anything you shoot.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:12 PM (1Udfd)
You want to use time on the show you're paid by the network to put on?
Pay the going rate for advertisement, Jake.
You f*cking prick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Anyone here that are so desperate to join anything that is so perverted?
Posted by: fourseasons at February 19, 2026 02:09 PM (3ek7K)
those were games the 'elites' class played when I was in college. Other groups just had beer.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 02:12 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 02:12 PM (ht3QZ)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Yikes! I was at DLI when that one lady got killed by a mountain lion. Huge story out there at the time.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 02:12 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2026 02:00 PM (rbvCR)
Mine is currently sitting directly in front of me yelling in my face. He wants scooby snacks. I will go get him some and then take my dog, who never really says anything, to the preserve for a walk it’s pretty outside.
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 02:13 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 01:58 PM (FXNzP)
Ouch!!!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 19, 2026 02:13 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: garrett
I've had one near encounter with a griz . He tore up our food cache in our hunting camp about 10 miles up the road from where I live. Told the local fish and feathers guy and he told me I was mistaken. 2 weeks later there were blurry pictures in the Spokesman Review of a griz running across a pasture close by my house. They put out bear traps trying to catch the guy. Fish and feathers guy didn't appreciate being humbled. In my time in Alaska, had Alaskan Browns walk through the back yard while I was standing on the deck. It's amazing how small and frail that makes you feel.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 19, 2026 02:14 PM (TtTH3)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 19, 2026 02:14 PM (CU22W)
A lot of people would shit themselves to know that they have been within 20 feet of a lot of Mountain Lions and they never had a clue.
There's a trail I ride regularly that has a healthy population of cats along the route and I see their kills multiple times each season.
People out hiking it with little kids, all the time.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:14 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: garrett
Love the old Alaska joke about that:
"Be sure to file off the front sight on your 9mm."
"Why?"
"So it wont hurt so much when the bear grabs it and shoves it up your ass."
Posted by: Auspex at February 19, 2026 02:15 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 02:15 PM (ht3QZ)
Posted by: SMOD at February 19, 2026 02:15 PM (GITLP)
Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 02:15 PM (pZ64F)
Wait for it
Now the Indiana Bears
Chicago is a shit hole.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 19, 2026 02:14 PM (CU22W)
Best part about that is, they're moving to another shithole!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 02:13 PM (Wmg4n)
My pack o cats have a custom to start hanging about near bedtime for treats without saying much. I then have to wrangle them because one is much more grabby for them than the others.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)
I mean the commies want to push someone, but why do conservatives giver her air? Is she really a thing, seems like it's astroturf.
Posted by: Inogame at February 19, 2026 02:16 PM (53oGX)
Old Logger Trick. On the day you drop your supplies off, take a small can of Chain Bar Oil with you. Slather it in Bacon Grease and leave it in the center of your camp.
Any bear that walks in will bite through the can, get a mouthful of Oil and not come back.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:16 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 02:16 PM (pZ64F)
>There is nothing like a Montana grizzly. Those kodiak bears in Alaska are massive but not as mean and aggressive as a slightly smaller MT grizzly.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 19, 2026 02:16 PM (gVUi7)
Yikes! I was at DLI when that one lady got killed by a mountain lion. Huge story out there at the time.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 02:12 PM (77rzZ)
I also went outside last week and it was so dark where I was walking I couldn't see a thing and I heard rustling about 15 feet away and I knew immediately it was a wild pig. I keep walking up on critters and I think I need to make more noise.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 19, 2026 02:16 PM (Jpq0z)
I'm unhappy that he has enough money to just retire and live on forever.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2026 02:16 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2026 02:15 PM (ht3QZ)
The Bears are hoping to have some Indiana football success rub off on them.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 02:17 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: SMOD at February 19, 2026 02:18 PM (GITLP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 02:18 PM (Kc+Vz)
Posted by: mrp
They are sun bears. (or moon bears I think they call them but not sure if that is distinct species.)
They had a bad couple years for acorns and that was the main problem. When one is spotted, they have hunters go and try to take them out. It is special clubs of shooters but there were just too many and they attacked with no warning.
This is the site I use to keep track
https://fukazawa-lab.github.io/japan-bear-map
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19, 2026 02:18 PM (5LjnF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2026 02:16 PM (xcxpd)
When you're the peter puffing offspring of a Vanderbilt fag-hag, it comes with benefits.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Pigs can put a hurt on you, too.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 02:18 PM (77rzZ)
I wouldn't want to go outside, wow.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 19, 2026 02:18 PM (Jpq0z)
Wait for it
Now the Indiana Bears
Chicago is a shit hole.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2
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Chicago will be ok if this actually happens. I'm sure there will be thousands of people visiting the JEF'S library, every day of the week.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 19, 2026 02:19 PM (GPjKT)
A few years back there was a car commercial, with fey bell-like music a la Harry Potter theme, and a pack of white wolves following a car at night in snow.
The dog went nuts, and would come running from other rooms if she heard the music.
Not long after that, my husband had CNN on while he was working from home, and Anderson Cooper came on.
The dog sat up and growled at the TV.
She did this more than once, and we couldn't figure it out, until we guessed she thought he was one of the white wolves from the commercial.
Same long pointy face, almond eyes, and white hair.
Posted by: barbarausa at February 19, 2026 01:34 PM (enw9G)
I suggest that you will likely enjoy the sci-fi short story "Dog...? Or Not!" from the "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" subreddit:
reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/7hl3u3/dog_or_not_part_1/
Posted by: SciVo at February 19, 2026 02:19 PM (Sy6m/)
Imagine being that retarded? Damn
Posted by: melodicmetal at February 19, 2026 02:19 PM (61TgR)
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
I can say from personal experience that Putin is threatened by strong women.
As I argue in a new piece in @ForeignAffairs, he and his fellow autocrats have reason to fear us:
Defending women's rights and combating authoritarianism is the same fight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 02:19 PM (FXNzP)
Pigs can put a hurt on you, too.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 02:18 PM (77rzZ)
My husband took care of it and it was a 150lb boar and I'm not going outside after dark alone without a flashlight anymore. I was scared and I knew what it was.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 19, 2026 02:19 PM (Jpq0z)
Posted by: SMOD at February 19, 2026 02:15 PM (GITLP)
If PETA got hold of them for a second they'd euthanize them like all the other animals they grab.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 02:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 19, 2026 02:20 PM (affD0)
Posted by: mrp at February 19, 2026 02:20 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 02:18 PM (Kc+Vz)
The NFL doesn't give a f*ck. They're too big to fail. Hell, they've been pissing on the backs of their fan base and telling them it's raining for over a decade and the idiots keep filling the stadiums. Chicagoans will drive to Indiana.
Then they'll figure out that alcohol is cheaper in Indiana than it is in Illinois. Not at the stadium, but in town at the store. They won't care about the drive.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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Do you think SCOAMF's library will beat High Speed Train in construction years?
Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 02:20 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 02:20 PM (gIVe3)
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
I can say from personal experience that Putin is threatened by strong women.
As I argue in a new piece in @ForeignAffairs, he and his fellow autocrats have reason to fear us:
Defending women's rights and combating authoritarianism is the same fight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 02:19 PM (FXNzP)
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He took Crimea while she was SecState because he was terrified of her.
(didn't look up the timeline. don't care. snark)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 19, 2026 02:21 PM (GBKbO)
The hospital had previously announced in January that it would stop offering the procedures. This prompted the California Attorney General’s Office to sue, arguing that ending these procedures violated state law.
Posted by: SMOD at February 19, 2026 02:21 PM (GITLP)
I can say from personal experience that Putin is threatened by strong women.
As I argue in a new piece in @ForeignAffairs, he and his fellow autocrats have reason to fear us:
Defending women's rights and combating authoritarianism is the same fight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 02:19 PM (FXNzP)
Is that why he took you for all that uranium when you were SoS?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)
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This chick was forever known as Private Pyle, rite?
Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 02:22 PM (pZ64F)
Grizzlies would laugh at the bear bells we had.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 19, 2026 02:22 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 02:22 PM (gIVe3)
Posted by: Auspex at February 19, 2026 02:22 PM (Y8DZL)
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
I can say from personal experience that Putin is threatened by strong women.
As I argue in a new piece in @ForeignAffairs, he and his fellow autocrats have reason to fear us:
Defending women's rights and combating authoritarianism is the same fight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 02:19 PM (FXNzP)
Says the idiot who signed off on giving Russia all the Uranium they could take for a song.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 02:23 PM (8avO+)
People out hiking it with little kids, all the time.
Posted by: garrett
I've had multiple cat encounters. Rumor has it that one of them had a lethal accident. Used to see them every summer close to the house. I have two large guardian dogs now. Feel better about the grandkids wandering around the property now.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 19, 2026 02:23 PM (TtTH3)
Gloria was broke for a time.
Posted by: Auspex at February 19, 2026 02:22 PM (Y8DZL)
Vanderbilt broke and real broke are entirely different things.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 02:23 PM (8avO+)
... actually, Putin took Crimea while John Kerry was Sec State, but John was always known as a "weak woman"
Posted by: SMOD at February 19, 2026 02:23 PM (GITLP)
Friend of ours was hunting Spring Black Bear when he got charged by a giant Sow Griz.
He put 4/6 shots from his 44 Mag into her and killed her.
But, not before she tore off his face and scalp and broke just about every bone in his body.
He survived. Had countless surgeries and has to wear a mask to cover 2/3 of his face.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:23 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 02:18 PM (Kc+Vz)
____
See my comment above. Despite the breathless reporting, there is no deal to move the Bears to Indiana. Barely a framework for further negotiations. People should really read the articles rather than just the clickbait headlines.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 19, 2026 02:23 PM (iFTx/)
Ammoland does a regular list of bear encounters and how successful the shooter was in defense, based on caliber.
It is fascinating. There are a few updates and should be easy to find, but you have to look at several lists to get it all. Mostly large caliber and some 22 or other small caliber against some very large bear. They have descriptions. Easy to find with google.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19, 2026 02:25 PM (5LjnF)
Posted by: pudinhead
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For what it's worth, there is a butt-ugly chunk of concrete already poured, so I'll guess the library will be done first.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 19, 2026 02:25 PM (GPjKT)
"I wouldn't be surprised if it happens soon after the film comes out — the sitting president has to step to the microphone and say: humanity is not alone in the universe,” Farah told Rogan. “We have recovered technology of non-human origin. So have other nations. There is a high-stakes, secret cold war race to reverse engineer this technology. We need to win this race.”
“I think Trump might be the only guy that’s willing to do something that crazy,” Rogan replied.
Posted by: SMOD at February 19, 2026 02:25 PM (GITLP)
Implying that she is a "strong woman." Which is why the only way she could cling to power was to continue to ride the coattails of her philandering husband.
Posted by: Halfhand at February 19, 2026 02:25 PM (yeZcQ)
I can say from personal experience that Putin is threatened by strong women.
As I argue in a new piece in @ForeignAffairs, he and his fellow autocrats have reason to fear us:
Defending women's rights and combating authoritarianism is the same fight.
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Find a good therapist Hill. Just do it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2026 02:26 PM (XeU6L)
The hospital had previously announced in January that it would stop offering the procedures. This prompted the California Attorney General’s Office to sue, arguing that ending these procedures violated state law.
Posted by: SMOD at February 19, 2026 02:21 PM
I was assured this was a conspiracy or are we on it's a good thing this happens?
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Jpq0z)
Posted by: M. Gaga at February 19, 2026 02:26 PM (VABjk)
He survived. Had countless surgeries and has to wear a mask to cover 2/3 of his face.
Posted by: garrett
Yikes!
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 02:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 02:22 PM (pZ64F)
***
We were not... pleased. The dudes gave up our tent so the girls could be covered. Pre Full Metal Jacket so she would have been Private Pyle had we known about him.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 19, 2026 02:26 PM (affD0)
Only saw one Griz when I was stationed in Alaska. A buddy talked me into going around the donut shops and grocery stores in Anchorage gathering old donuts and bread. We hiked it into the woods in a couple of surplus duffle bags to where he had a couple of tree stands. After dumping them out, he sniffed the air and urgently told me to get up in the stand and stay silent. The Griz spiraled in sniffing around, I'm SURE that he knew we were around, but never looked up.
Eventually he just sat down on that 4 ft pile of pastry and started feasting about 20 ft below us. Crapped all over the pile as well, and just ate that too. When it was all done, he just ambled away, content.
Nasty animal. I wouldn't eat bear unless I had no choice.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2026 02:27 PM (kTyBw)
WATCH: Jon Ossoff says that President Trump won the election because of a "deeper disease in society."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 02:27 PM (FXNzP)
Gloria was broke for a time.
Posted by: Auspex
I'm sure there was plenty left for Cooper to blow.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 19, 2026 02:27 PM (Xjl//)
But worse, imagine the dolt that reads that blather and believes they are better informed from it.
That person is probably a university professor somewhere ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 19, 2026 02:27 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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I know, right? I've tried to talk her into it, but she just won't listen.
Posted by: Bill at February 19, 2026 02:27 PM (XeU6L)
From their first update of the website i mention above.
Imagine going against a polar bear with a 22? Yikes.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19, 2026 02:27 PM (5LjnF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2026 02:28 PM (PFs9e)
Last Thursday, The Atlantic published a heart-wrenching story about an 11-month-old child who died of measles. Written in the second person from the perspective of a mother whose two unvaccinated children fell ill with the disease, the story is rich with personal detail;
"You plant her on the couch with a blanket and put Bluey on the TV while she drifts in and out of sleep..."
"While the kids are napping, you tap a list of your daughter’s symptoms into Google and find a slew of diseases that more or less match up..."
"Her cough wracks her whole body, rounding her delicate bird shoulders. She does not sleep well. And as you lift up her pajama top to check her rash one morning, you see that her breathing is labored, shadows pooling between her ribs when she sucks in air."
Turns out, NONE OF THAT HAPPENED. The Atlantic's Elizabeth Bruenig simply made it up, leading to mass confusion.
Posted by: SMOD at February 19, 2026 02:28 PM (GITLP)
I'm sure that will make perfect legal sense to some judge somewhere.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 19, 2026 02:28 PM (Fs0KI)
I have said it here before: a Bear will eat a Jelly Donut over ANYTHING in the world.
They have an uncanny ability to identify the most calorie dense food, available.
Line up anything you want and put a Jelly Donut in there. The Donut goes first. 100% of the time.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:29 PM (1Udfd)
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Bear grease was highly prized by the Indians. Living off the land is a low fat affair.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 02:29 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: M. Gaga at February 19, 2026 02:29 PM (VABjk)
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 02:29 PM (77rzZ)
The Bears say Hammond, Indiana, is now their main focus for a stadium, though they’ve stopped short of committing to moving across the state line.
Responding to > 267 The NFL will move heaven and earth to keep the Bears in Chicago. Too big a market, too much history
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 02:18 PM (Kc+Vz)
____
See my comment above. Despite the breathless reporting, there is no deal to move the Bears to Indiana. Barely a framework for further negotiations. People should really read the articles rather than just the clickbait headlines.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 19, 2026 02:30 PM (CU22W)
Might as well try and fight one off with an Icicle.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:30 PM (1Udfd)
WATCH: Jon Ossoff says that President Trump won the election because of a "deeper disease in society."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 02:27 PM (FXNzP)
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Lord, let the cleanup of Fulton county lead to this shitstain losing his seat.
It would be so fucking funny.
Amen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 19, 2026 02:31 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Clay at February 19, 2026 02:31 PM (KJho9)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:31 PM (1Udfd)
Turns out, NONE OF THAT HAPPENED. The Atlantic's Elizabeth Bruenig simply made it up, leading to mass confusion.
Posted by: SMOD at February 19, 2026 02:28 PM (GITLP)
Jail her for attempting to incite a riot. Or maybe even an "INNNSSUUURRREEECCCTTIIOOONNNN"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2026 02:32 PM (kTyBw)
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 02:32 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: kingsman at February 19, 2026 02:32 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Halfhand
How many people does she need to kill before you think she’s strong?
Posted by: Kratwurst at February 19, 2026 02:32 PM (36bTp)
It was not a monster adult male. It was female or maybe a young male. But it was a grizzly.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 19, 2026 02:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
There was a reason why old time mountain men always wanted a bear in the winter cache. The fat in the diet was a necessity. Without it, the protein from elk/deer/rabbit etc., isn't as effectively metabolized.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 19, 2026 02:32 PM (TtTH3)
Posted by: I get all my mindthoughts from TikTok at February 19, 2026 02:33 PM (Dv3i1)
Big cats know they can kill you but don't care enough to try very often.
Bears also know they can kill you and dare you to give them a reason. Or not. You are food no more.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 19, 2026 02:34 PM (HXT0k)
You can hit a human being in the shoulder with a .22 long and it will tumble through his heart and a kidney.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 19, 2026 02:34 PM (CU22W)
Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Andy Beshear distances himself from Gavin Newsom and his tactics:
“If somebody is looking for a Democratic version of Trump, that's not me."
Aw Shucks Andy is going all-in on the Spanberger “Sensible, Moderate Democrat” campaign model.
The radical left turn then comes should his campaign fool enough voters to win.
Just like Spanberger.
https://tinyurl.com/4hswwr64
Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2026 02:35 PM (NpAcC)
Yes. People don't appreciate them. A 22 Mag is a nasty fucking round. Shoot a Pheasant at 50-70 yards with one and you will have a nice pair of wings and some tail feathers. But, nothing else.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:36 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 02:37 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 19, 2026 02:38 PM (zHVqL)
Mountbatten-Windsor released under investigation - Thames Valley Police
published at 21:37
21:37
BREAKING
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been released under investigation following his arrest on suspicion of misconduct in public office, Thames Valley Police said.
Posted by: m at February 19, 2026 02:38 PM (+YA9H)
You can hit a human being in the shoulder with a .22 long and it will tumble through his heart and a kidney.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2
My rumored lethal encounter with a big cat involved my Walther P22 with CCI hp. Didn't find him until much later the next day ( nighttime encounter) but he was very much dead. He traveled about 300 yards uphill before he expired.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 19, 2026 02:39 PM (TtTH3)
Andrew seen leaving police station
published at 21:21
21:21
BREAKING
Andrew has been pictured leaving a police station in the back seat of a car.
It's a really scary photo.
Posted by: m at February 19, 2026 02:40 PM (+YA9H)
I'm not telling you what you don't already know...but punching through Cat Hide and Bear Hide are two different scenarios.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2026 02:44 PM (1Udfd)
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 02:32 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: m at February 19, 2026 02:44 PM (+YA9H)
Springtime for grizzlies? You're on the menu.
We've trained wolves to eat easy pickings, gut piles, so that's the first thing they go for. They gut the elk and generally leave a considerable portion of the carcass to the grizz and birds.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 19, 2026 02:49 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Texican ette at February 19, 2026 03:01 PM (SNf74)
He survived. Had countless surgeries and has to wear a mask to cover 2/3 of his face.
Posted by: garrett
Yikes!
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 02:26 PM (77rzZ)
There's a reason boar hunting involved long spears with a cross bar near the point...they'd run right up a spear and gut you without one. the cross bar made it harder for them to do it
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 03:14 PM (8avO+)
I went home and researched, but no one in Japan says that bears smell like skunk. There are no skunks in Japan so how would they know? I never thought to look in English, (Do all species smell the same?) so I never had confirmation until garret just said so above.
Everytime since though I tense up when I smell them -- you are very sensitive to odor on a bike (or M/C) and it always seems to be when I am going uphill.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19, 2026 03:16 PM (5LjnF)
because that would be gross! I pulled out, of course.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 19, 2026 03:16 PM (2gvXb)
Jamaica has a bobsled team.
Posted by: I get all my mindthoughts from TikTok at February 19, 2026 02:33 PM (Dv3i1)
Indiana just got done winning the National Championship a month or so ago.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 03:17 PM (8avO+)
Everytime since though I tense up when I smell them -- you are very sensitive to odor on a bike (or M/C) and it always seems to be when I am going uphill.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19, 2026 03:16 PM (5LjnF)
Musk is a more general term for the very strong unpleasant marking odors a lot of animals have.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2026 03:18 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat
thanks. Yeah, musk.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19, 2026 03:22 PM (5LjnF)
Extraterrestrials....
*makes wanking motion with fist*
Let 'em try to invade
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9iVrpc4YFwk
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